Don't yell at me!!!
#off-topic-chat
pseudo sphinx
Don't make me come upstairs to you
Little rascal
I raised you with my own hands
And this is how you repay me
Oh god, Lava just select the freakin winners or weiners whatever pleases you
golden ivy
"if i put you in this world i can take you out of it"
golden ivy
yeah
pseudo sphinx
Which ones
golden ivy
well they arent mine
they belong to my dad
he asked me if i had them implying he has them
and if he has them then i have them
pseudo sphinx
Hope you didn't enter the "Do not enter" folder
golden ivy
nah
pseudo sphinx
You think life works like that?
You can just erase your mistakes?
I pay for college, you stay under my roof
And this is how you repay me
golden ivy
I live under your roof! and this is how you repay me
pseudo sphinx
I didn't mean it like that
Just don't tell your mom
Here's a 5, buckaroo
Go get yourself some anal lube, or whatever you kids today use to have fun
pseudo sphinx
That's my mother's birtday
golden ivy
happy birthday grandma
pseudo sphinx
No
Unisex and Genderfluid Convention
Don't go to school kids
I wasted 6 years of Architecture University
And now I'm working as an IT technician
Just because momma said "hAvInG a DiPlOmA hElPs yOu"
Yea right
Fuck, Lava isn't even online
I'm outta here
wispy dagger
technically
pseudo sphinx
Hopefully waking like a kid in the Chrismas morning
golden ivy
no
wispy dagger
hes "idle" but not shown in the side panel of people
pseudo sphinx
Did I won?
pseudo sphinx
Fuck yea
Finally
Some good news in my life
Guess I won't hang myself tomorrow
Maybe next week
Good morning, afternoon, night, or whatever sun position you guys have
Byeeeee
wispy dagger
Universal
golden ivy
luv u dad
fuck yeah terrorists (in csgo, pls no ban)
that sounds bad without context
Why dont i get the potion lvl thing ny total potion level is above that
Im at 63k now
vital heart
click all ui elements in apothecary
golden ivy
big brain
vital heart
might work
golden ivy
Ui elements ???
outer spear
User interface
vale flicker
I just got banned from a discord server for a video game I've been in for 2 years now
And even moderated
golden ivy
lmao
vale flicker
Impressive right
golden ivy
join on an alt and assume a new indentity
vale flicker
I pissed off the right people to make that happen
golden ivy
ive done it tons of times on this server
golden ivy
make a new name and age, develop different speaking habbits
and soon enough you climb your way back up without anyone noticing that you have been banned 7 times
vale flicker
Alt: TrappedCat 2: The electric boogaloo
tawdry seal
And the winners for the gem giveaway are...
vale flicker
And I'll just repeat it
Again and again
Ip bans can't hold me when I have a vpn
He mustve miss clicked
I bet it was 200 hours
tawdry seal
Y
final thistle
Wasn't lava supposed to pick winners today?
final thistle
T.T
tawdry seal
You military?
final thistle
Nope I just play dress-up
tawdry seal
Nice
final thistle
I had just gotten done playing dodge-mortar with the taliban in that photo. It wasn't a fun game.
It's like dodge-ball but without the ball and with an explosive instead.
And you don't get to throw anything back even though you have superior equipment due to "Rules of Engagement"
tawdry seal
Yeah I’m in the navy no cool stuff for me just work on planes that drop cool stuff
vale flicker
@near wharf Did you miss click when you meant 200 hours instead of 20 for the contest or did you just forget to do it, would like clarification please 
tawdry seal
Don’t bother lava he’s bathing in a tub of freshly made cards
final thistle
warheads on foreheads
wispy dagger
be safe mr.lava
next warren
drawing winners rn
ez pz
i hacked into this account from a different system ez pz ez
vernal flame
Lul
WUT
From a shoulder parrot to developer...smh
stabs myself with
Oh damn
It's time to not be disappointed
Because I can't achieve anything in life
Yay
next warren
wait there were more winners i swear
i thought there was one source in #💖future-content-blog
guess not
tawdry seal
Oof
young grotto
Hail the lucky 🐷 for contest luck
tawdry seal
It’s lava he won
vernal flame
He won his stuff back
YAY
I summon the luck rates
HMMMM
Too slow
Bad estimation...smh
Overestimated his eating speed
Damn... That's a major flaw in estimation
LUL
young grotto
Any math nerds knows the actual chance of winning once from the 3 giveaways?
tawdry seal
Prolly like .5%
outer spear
There’s are more than 200 entries my dude
tawdry seal
2/800
quartz pier
sorry for the inactivity
currently going through a process we like to call an existential crisis
in idk who the fuck i am anymore nor what i want to do with myself or my life
vernal flame
LOL
quartz pier
just thought i'd give a progress update on my break
outer spear
I’d say just try and focus on what’s I front of you
vernal flame
About 0.4% for the F2P
quartz pier
what's right in front of me is nothing
outer spear
Try not to get in your head and focus on being grounded
quartz pier
literally nothing
a degree that i don't want anymore
the girl i've loved for years left me
vernal flame
Oof
quartz pier
i've got so much pressure in every point in my life and i'm tired of it
i want to disappear and fix myself but i can't
outer spear
Relax, take a deep breath. You don’t need fixing
You’re going to be okay
Loss is never easy
quartz pier
when the fuck did my life become about what everyone else wants for it and not what i want with it
outer spear
Life is NOT that DOI, you’re not helping
quartz pier
i don't want a video game degree anymore
vernal flame
Kk
quartz pier
i don't want to spend my life making video games
outer spear
Then you don’t have to
And just because you have a degree in that doesn’t mean you’re locked into that life
quartz pier
that's too much commitment on something because i'm spending thousands upon thousands of dollars on the degree
i want to help people
i want to spend my life helping those that need it
golden ivy
Its never too late dest
outer spear
That’s just it, your degree is just a diploma
quartz pier
something worthwhile
outer spear
It’s a piece of paper
It’s nothing that sets your life your stone
It’s something you show employeers that’s you’ve graduated
quartz pier
something that even though it may not be remembered, or go down as world changing, that i helped people when they needed it and never pulled my hand away
outer spear
I have employees that have degrees in all sorts of fields
No one ends up in the field they get their degree in
And everyone wants that fufillment
To feel needed
To feel useful
vernal flame
Damn
outer spear
We’re all united in that front
quartz pier
my fulfillment will come in the form of knowing that my life had impacted somebody positively enough to continue it down the chain
tawdry seal
That’s what herpes is for
outer spear
And you can get that, you still can get that
dapper sleet
lol very true in most cases
outer spear
It’s about what you have, not what you’re trying to be or whatever people want you to be
Where you can go
If you have that degree in hand, show others your versatility, your worth
You don’t need to make games
dapper sleet
least for those that with to understand one-another. cold hearted will be cold hearted
dapper sleet
wish*
quartz pier
what's also true though is that my parents are $6k down and i don't have a degree to show for it, i have grades that are barely scraping by because i have been in the worst episode i could have imagined
outer spear
I’ve been in a similar situation
When I went to school for the first time, I feel into a deep depression and nearly got kicked out
dapper sleet
ya i think alot can say that too. they just dont talk about it
outer spear
I had to move back in with my parents and it took me about 3 years to get my life together
Listen to me carefully
quartz pier
that as time goes on, my depression is controlling me more and more and i don't know anything about myself anymore
i'm just
outer spear
You are going to be okay
crystal sparrow
I took a year off after my sophomore year in college and now I'm back to finish. I'm glad I'm back, but I'm also glad I took a break
quartz pier
struggling so fucking much with life and being
outer spear
No matter what happens in life, you are going to be okay
quartz pier
just being
outer spear
Don’t focus on these negative spirals
Don’t beat yourself up for not meeting expectations, then feeling bad and being unable to meet those expectations
crystal sparrow
You should go to your campus counseling center. I had a lot of luck there when I was severely depressed a couple years ago
quartz pier
i think i'm going to continue my break, i need to take out the trash and my dogs, i've been gone all day today and they need love too
outer spear
If your campus has counseling you need to go talk to them
quartz pier
thanks for the talk guys
outer spear
When you take your dogs out, feel pride in the fact you’re taking care of them
Then look forward to taking them out for walks the next time
crystal sparrow
Good luck my guy. You deserve to feel good.
outer spear
Focus on a positive mental loop
dapper sleet
^
dapper sleet
lol
outer spear
He’s probably asleep in a food coma now
vernal flame
Lul
outer spear
Or he’s already announced all the winners and we don’t know because we haven’t won
vernal flame
or no one won
wonder when will God yeet me smh
Bet he's choking on food
or something
twilit rover
He started editing in winners now it seems
dapper sleet
lol come on we all know that gluteny lol
vernal flame
Oh damn
crystal sparrow
oh fuk it's happening
vernal flame
feed my disappointment
crystal sparrow
:-(
dapper sleet
anyone got smelling salts and know where he is? lol
crystal sparrow
they're being posted
strong ore
I think he forgot my name
crystal sparrow
:(
gloomy flare
vernal flame
Lul
young grotto
Gg
dapper sleet
im some what new to the game
serene steeple
Thanks!!!
vernal flame
now gimme the rewards
young grotto
Grats to all the winners still bitter tho
vernal flame
Welp
next warren
did i win????
vernal flame
Imma cry
quick star
When your name is not on the list -_-
serene steeple
@vernal flame while I do really appreciate you congratulating me, I must say I’m a little confused as to why you only said it to me out of all the winners? 😅
torn kernel
😎
dapper sleet
how good are you goes with the hoop game? it can be a bit rough
serene steeple
I’m awful at it
I did 41 once and that was crazy, but I almost always get under 20... often even under 10
So I hate the wait for getting the pet >.>
twilit rover
my highest is 49 and I still don't have the pet so there's that
dapper sleet
best off gem time was 26 for me. 50 points was my best on leaning it
dapper sleet
wait what pet
golden ivy
Except lava
serene steeple
If you get at least 65 on your 3 daily tries, you get hoops pet
dapper sleet
i always find the starting 10 points to be the pain. after that. i can place it better
next warren
now time for another contest
dapper sleet
oh dang
ashen orbit
yo lava, when is the super secret sex dungeon update gonna cum out?
dapper sleet
65 total or 1 score
serene steeple
Total across all 3
wispy dagger
hmm
serene steeple
But only on the daily tries
dapper sleet
doable!
serene steeple
So let’s say you got 10, 10, 44, 50.... well you don’t get the pet, since the daily ones gave you 64
dapper sleet
man i think i was close one time.... today i got shot with 2 gems lol... again i hate the first stage
dapper sleet
right. i had like 40 and 2 low ones after
well i know this
when you go down he ll ark lower. i like making my 2 points but i get to bally and try but hit the darn back of the hoop
hitting the banks is a better safty net but just 1 point
then there is some spawns where hitting either is just a nightmare though
serene steeple
Yeah
dapper sleet
why i keep at it so i get the hard ones down
still takes time to releane unless i was plaulying just before cooldown.... we need a darn practise mode lol
relearn
serene steeple
Speaking of, I think mine is ready, so I’ll go fail attempt it
dapper sleet
best of luck
near wharf
i mean i doubt it
if it doesnt someones gonna be like "wait i just download a game, play it for 2 minutes, and win a package? sweet"
where
twitter?
dapper sleet
im going to try the game out. im up for a crazy game lol
near wharf
i actually played it for weeks even after making it
because i could never reach the 5th zone
but then once i did i just stopped playing
?
on andorid?
link?
wispy dagger
you should update chicken game to include the newer idle skilling areas?
for anyone crazy enough to go past 5
wispy dagger
oh yeah?
near wharf
yea
wispy dagger
i'll get there one day
near wharf
no ones even gonna get to 5 trust me
ashen orbit
lel
near wharf
ill get distance 3.5k+ ez pz
ashen orbit
lel
wispy dagger
so first person to beat lavas high score then hmm
wispy dagger
gl funnylucky with your downloa
pseudo sphinx
Now I can sleep better
serene steeple
So... iOS players just can’t play the game?
pseudo sphinx
But thank you Lava for being so involved, I really appreciate it
serene steeple
Agreed!
ashen orbit
it's downloading, slowly but surely
hallow sequoia
My mind is blown over here lol. I'm a freakin winner. Already had to run upstairs and tell the wife haha.
serene steeple
Oh dang, I don’t have anyone that cares about the game to tell them I won xD
high dust
Papa lava, will you be proud if I get 4k on the chicken game?
wispy dagger
are there chicken hats that make jumping better
hallow sequoia
My wife doesn't really care a huge amount but she's seen me play the game for over a year lol.
next warren
WTFFf
MY PHONE TURNED OFF
IT WAS AT 10%
i was in the ice mountains area nooo
ill have to post my super epic highscore later smh
hallow sequoia
My old phone used to do that shit all the time
next warren
"oh dang, i dont have anyone that cares about the game to tell them that I made the game"
-- me since october 2018 
hallow sequoia
Lol
wispy dagger
lol
next warren
yea seems to be a quality that old phones share haha
near wharf
wait what perms does the game have
im actually worried people are gonna pull a 0 IQ move and think im trying to trick people into downloading a virus or something
right didnt think so
inb4 no one actually does it lol
smh
wispy dagger
you'll be okay
just close your eyes and shake your phone when you press download
violently shake
look up and scream
near wharf
wait wait wait
wispy dagger
then look back at phone
near wharf
yea lol i thought it was like 3 hours ago smh
hallow sequoia
That happens to me all the time from ADD
wispy dagger
wish there was a little arrow infront of the chicken that pointed
ashen orbit
it's 9:35 for me
high dust
Thx
near wharf
yes thanks for posting blades haha you auto win if less than 4 other people enter
wispy dagger
i wouldve posted first but i got an hour time out
¯_(ツ)_/¯
gg blades
when the gold present slides right by slowly
golden ivy
Hey guys does a passive card mean it doesn't have to be equipped?
I'm pretty sure that's what it means lol
golden ivy
I got Emigdala Y and it says it's a passive card, what does the passive bit mean then?
chilly prawn
Lava when will iOS and pc get 4.1 it’s been 45 days now ?
high dust
Shieet, I got competitors
golden ivy
Could it be that cosmic and the new potions dont count towards this goal ??? But still count to total level ???
low anchor
they should definitely count but that’s why im just assuming its a bug
golden ivy
Hmm
low anchor
it’ll be fixed whenever lava puts out the next update
it could be 3 months from now, it could be a year
no one knows except him
golden ivy
Lul
chilly prawn
You’re on iOS so add atleast 45 days to whatever. Time you think 🙂 That’s how long since android got their update
frank moth
i guess its for the better
lavish umbra
So who here won? Oh wait no one who uses the discord except benjee, nevermind.
Jk, no salty. salt intensifies
Congrats though really
low anchor
i didnt and i am upsetti spaghetti
low anchor
i wanted those damn cards ;(
low anchor
i’d have them somewhere nearby
frank moth
or i would have sold them and got actual money for it
vernal flame
@vernal flame while I do really appreciate you congratulating me, I must say I’m a little confused as to why you only said it to me out of all the winners? 😅
@serene steeple it's because you're the only one I noticed who was online and talking at the time...lul
low anchor
@frank moth sell them for what 2 cents
frank moth
would you shut
wispy dagger
be nice eat rice
low anchor
no
dapper sleet
gz did zack get close lol i thought i had to get back in and see if i could beat it lol. if anyone does, im not mad lol just going try
low anchor
well i’ll be nice i wont shut tho
frank moth
i hope you do what that person did to his teeth
low anchor
w h a t
wispy dagger
brush them
low anchor
are you talking about that weird fucker who ||toenail clipped his teeth|| <— mild nsfl
tawdry seal
I didn’t win 😦
low anchor
rip
frank moth
no
low anchor
ok, i didnt
frank moth
wht did you repost it here
low anchor
jesus fucking hell
frank moth
evil
low anchor
i spoilered it because its just nasty
tawdry seal
They have 3
low anchor
inb4 @tawdry seal gets lowkey banned
lavish umbra
That’s pretty messed up, maybe one of those people who can’t feel pain?
frank moth
so you looked at the ass first...
wispy dagger
uh
low anchor
remember those cursed images i mentioned
yeah one does not simply have 2
nor 3
or even 4
long glen
8/10 would bang.
frank moth
how about this
low anchor
oh no
frank moth
light theme
low anchor
light meme
golden ivy
I think in images and I can sort of feel it
low anchor
im gonna flashbang myself to continue it
golden ivy
Ugh
bold quest
You see the light because you're about to die
golden ivy
Hey heinz
bold quest
Sup
frank moth
hey
low anchor
golden ivy
I'm probably getting prescribed meds for my depression
bold quest
I'm down at the lobby of my dorm, downloading a game
bold quest
And people are complaining there's no internet or it's too slow
frank moth
lol
golden ivy
Lol
wispy dagger
you know how tapping th dark button makes it darker, what happens if you repeatedly tap the light button
frank moth
ive played krunker in computer labs
golden ivy
UH
frank moth
ive had to deal with 200 ping and frozen characters
low anchor
meat, i love that you called him heinz instinctively because ketchup
frank moth
but when its the first time playing that game it doesnt really affect me does it
fleet ivy
Let's just call him ketchup
bold quest
Here I am taking up atleast 3MB/s
golden ivy
Here down under we call it TOMATO SAUCE lmao
frank moth
i played with 40 ping and it was fucking smooth omg
now i play with infinite ping because internet no exist
low anchor
ketchup is easier
bold quest
@fleet ivy is called dudes cause he bangs himself
fleet ivy
True story
frank moth
dude
low anchor
lol nice
fleet ivy
Ketchup knows what he's talking about
low anchor
im so sorry heiz
fleet ivy
Lmao
low anchor
ketchup or mustard
fleet ivy
Meat is the arby's CEO
low anchor
either works
golden ivy
HEINZ
low anchor
i dont wanna talk about it
fleet ivy
Lol
golden ivy
I've eaten more kinds of meat than you've seen
golden ivy
Not human meat unfortunately
wispy dagger
gross
frank moth
1st place 5k gems :(
fleet ivy
Human horn
golden ivy
I just couldn't find a place that made good thighs
bold quest
Bat meat
golden ivy
Otherwise meat I've eaten includes but is not limited to
bold quest
Meat exposed: he started coronavirus
low anchor
dudes, that's basically what the a certain part of the male body is
a horn not on the forehead
golden ivy
Spider, kangaroo, crocodile, alligator, prawn, snake, horse, possum
fleet ivy
Human horn is futurama for penis
golden ivy
Fish just in general
low anchor
yeah you damn aussies have like massive spides right
bold quest
Chyr is about to say something memorable
fleet ivy
He just types slow
low anchor
uh oh, spaghetti-os
long glen
Please do not eat snek. Snek has been nothing but hospitable and nice, and this is how you treat snek? 🐍 🎩
low anchor
heiz was right
bold quest
In the hole you go
wispy dagger
when trump tells snake story
golden ivy
We eat huntsmen because they're the only spiders with actual crunchy bits when you deep fry them
low anchor
@golden ivy please can you get a kangaroo to like
kick me in the face
because i wish i was dead after hearing that
unnecessarily edgy, yes
but that was fucking nasty
golden ivy
Thorp I am depressed and suicidal so you don't know shit
bold quest
1 more revelation from Chyr
golden ivy
Lmao
long glen
Too bad I left another server I was in, otherwise I could give you a good quote Heiz.
golden ivy
And also kangaroos punch not kick
bold quest
Drop kick
low anchor
i once said "even in roblox im not safe from dropshotters" because i was playing phantom forces
so there's a stupid quote for you
enjoy
golden ivy
Anyway the other animals I've eaten include
high dust
3.2k let's go
golden ivy
Pig, cow, sheep, goat
Dog and bat 👀
Not cat because I like cats
Anyways have a good one y'all
Gn
long glen
Night.
long glen
@bold quest Found it.
fleet ivy
What is that, a post for ants?
livid lava
what
high dust
How can "simple" game like chicken oddysey make my heart pound so fast and hard
wispy dagger
hows your score doing now
high dust
3.2k
livid lava
reeeeeeeee I did not win any contest
wispy dagger
if you want to win, you're prob gonna have to beat 3.5k
high dust
Wasn't it top 5?
high dust
I should be in "winner" category
high dust
Well, my goal is 4k
low anchor
good luck
fleet ivy
Who's going to be the first to get over 9000?
low anchor
no one mby idk
fleet ivy
Not with that attitude
lavish umbra
No one on ios amirite
fleet ivy
Well yeah, they already make poor choices. How can they expect to perform in a game environment? :p
wispy dagger
technically
getting anywhere near 3.5k is challenging
but
over 9000
impossible
lavish umbra
Is that the distance? Looks like it got beaten
long glen
Lol. Jumped over a laser, landed on a bomb, only to fall into a waiting chasm.
wispy dagger
i tend to slam into the side of the bomb, die, then get launched up then land on the bomb explode it, and keep rolling backwards
livid lava
ok I tried
long glen
That was BS. Jumped over a bomb, didn't even touch the screen afterwards and it slammed into a pit.
frank moth
so i did hoops, did my 3 trials and then reset
wat
so i did 3 trials again an got 30.5 gems
yall when 4000?
vocal talon
if this chicken odyssey was a pc game, I'd totally make an ai for it
as of now tho I'll just have to rely on my feeble human fingers
olive rapids
what is white pawn?
winged sigil
3rd set of new flowers
olive rapids
got it, thx
bold quest
Should have said chess piece
bold quest
Random Fact: You can cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend by fucking yourself.
wispy dagger
you can cheat on yourself though
bold quest
Time to post real tombstones in #679600005694357509
low anchor
did someone get their tombstone to say "if you're reading this fuck you"
im sure someone has
lavish umbra
I’d love to leave a mystery. Like you’ll never find my buried treasure!
bold quest
Lava didn't say anything about posting other tombstones in there right?
bold quest
@native gate answer this
low anchor
(why am i encouraging this)
heiz lowkey gets banned for posting real tombstones
great minds think alike
great.. idiots do too
i guess
bold quest
Does anyone have a tombstone meme template?
lavish umbra
You can only post your tombstone though 
long glen
😂
low anchor
@bold quest
just google "blank tombstone" you fuckin nerd
i should have made it say that but im fucking lazy
bold quest
I'm a genius for making you do my work
bold quest
Get tips from the customers u bouncer
long glen
I'll give you a cut alright. 
🗡️
wispy dagger
i was gonna ask with what...
bold quest
Ahhh~ yes gimme a cut Chyr-sama
@native gate is it because that lava found out that you muted Mee6 and forgot to unmute, the reason you dont have bot master role?
high dust
thx to chicken game, i've yelled my fair share of "vittu" and "perkele"
low anchor
can we get english translations
high dust
vittu=fuck and perkele=perkele
bold quest
Iconic moments
low anchor
now that i think about it there's some sick fuck that's rule34'd idle skilling and we must find him/her and shank
bold quest
Funny mutes mee6 because I ghost command the lava sux command
bold quest
Post it in #519106547692077067
bold quest
Nobody will suspect it or judge it being there
low anchor
@wispy dagger dm it to me so i can judge you silently
and by silently i mean in dms because im highly disappointed
high dust
numbers 2600-2800 will haunt my dreams
bold quest
Your latest isn't in the top 5 anymore
rare dagger
So new event Chicken Card when?
bold quest
If I get any 4k I'll give it away
dull abyss
Damn hellfire set a new Record...
bold quest
Lol
high dust
fuck it, i'll rise my goal to 4.5
bold quest
Watch it go 6k when you get 4.5k
dull abyss
If i were good at ai stuff id setup a quick learning neural network... but i dont know anything about it... xD
bold quest
1 or 2 more hours and I can finally play kcd
I already have a way to cheat chicken odyssey but I have more important stuff to do
fleet ivy
Jealous
worldly lichen
Wow gg lmao
worldly lichen
Never win contest gang
long glen
Can't have a x001 score because you can't spawn inside a pit, obviously cheated. SMH
wispy dagger
my highest is a shetty 3140 atm
high dust
i've never invested my time in game so passionately
fleet ivy
It's clearly just a bad rounding chy
high dust
this is new feeling
long glen
On a somewhat related note, anyone gotten to second/third level on a "pacifist" run? Tried a few times but it got a bit ridiculous.
dull abyss
Same game. Just without attacking
long glen
Barbie's Wonderland Adventure, obviously. That's the game we're talking about right now, isn't it?
dull abyss
I tried to ignore attacking... did not work. Now i just randomly press the attack as i cant focus on jumping evading and attacking
frank moth
4423 what the fuck
wispy dagger
is the game on ios?
vocal talon
do I stop at 3560 and 69?
vocal talon
sry blade
bold quest
Then 69
lavish umbra
Nope, no ios
bold quest
@high dust condolences
dull abyss
That game is annoying and addicting
bold quest
That's what she said
lavish umbra
Lucky for you guys
bold quest
I can give you a third party program to boost yourself in chicken odyssey
@high dust want it?
worldly lichen
Dang I just installed it and I suck lmao
fleet ivy
There ya go chy
void spade
Oh everyone's playing chicken odyssey now
bold quest
That's what he said
low anchor
the one good thing about being on mobile is im not driving myself crazy with chicken odyssey
or well
vocal talon
oh it's a 1 hour slow mode
vocal talon
can you not edit messages on mobile?
vocal talon
ah
lavish umbra
I’d only embarrass myself the rest of you with my score anyway
wispy dagger
how many times have you accidently dove into the pit
vocal talon
there's also the completely useless tech of attacking on your slam (1 or 2 frames) which just throws chicken on yourself
low anchor
does it just fuckin kill you lmao
wispy dagger
i wish i could use my right hand on the left side and my left on the right
low anchor
then just swap hand lol
wispy dagger
impossible
high dust
neat, got 3593 but can't post it for like 30min
vocal talon
It must be the power of the tophat I just unlocked
high dust
i've used bunny ears
vocal talon
oh I was so close to beating cyber too
wispy dagger
mine are golden bunny ear
dull abyss
Why cant i post my new highscore? It says slowmode activated...
vocal talon
I don't think much past 5500 is possible rta
dull abyss
Ah okay
vocal talon
the enemies start spawning ~5 at a time it seems like
low anchor
yeah @dull abyss its called slowmode for a reason
wispy dagger
you ever realize that if idle skilling had sound, the sounds in chicken oddessy would be it
worldly lichen
Gaucher are favorised
high dust
popehat, carry me to victory
raw folioBOT
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
worldly lichen
!oceanman
raw folioBOT
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
cedar shard
wispy dagger
i feel like the more quests you get the better your present chances are
but that could be wrong
warm sphinx
There should be an ocean man card
wispy dagger
thats what i meant
oof
my mind cant focus with all these chickens all over the place
i still want a hat shaped like little lava tho
so he can ride the chicken
warm sphinx
I love this ocean man command
warm sphinx
Anyone wanna krunk?
bold quest
Me
bold quest
Imma go get some stuff
wispy dagger
what bout the turquoise one at the end
bold quest
Found my "I don't play krunk" pass
warm sphinx
oof
warm sphinx
whats a dest main buddy @foggy thorn
rich island
please no
warm sphinx
i forgot theres a mod called dest that never speaks and hes probably gonna say something the second i send this
maybe not?
warm sphinx
he seems like an og from all those roles inserting how he dosent have the rank roles
intersenting
when did he join
slow gust
Pink soul printer is the only conversion that has a ratio below 1
wispy dagger
what do you remember
vocal talon
i just noticed you can control the chicken on the title screen lol
warm sphinx
why does everyone think kauaka is bad or somthing hes a nice guy lamo
wispy dagger
lol really rising
foggy thorn
who thinks kauaka is bad guy?
wispy dagger
well even though he doesnt entirely use my emojis anymore
foggy thorn
I ran out of nitro ok
wispy dagger
foggy thorn
warm sphinx
whats it called lamo
wispy dagger
lol
warm sphinx
why is the chicken game a mestery
i cant believe a butchered that word so well
there we go
done
wispy dagger
omg start the game jumping and press play and watch him jump down through the floor or just straight off the start screen
vocal talon
wait you can jump again after slamming a bomb, letting you almost touch the top of the screen
pure gale
Secret cock mestery?
wispy dagger
yes rising
the double jummmp
funny thats shit thing to do though
imagine trying to put up your score
only to have it deleted
making you feel like your time and effort wasnt even worth it
like it proves you tried
warm sphinx
the only info i got about the chicken game is that two players crash into eachother or somthing like that
help me i want play']
vocal talon
ye we don't care about your bad scores
warm sphinx
how did funny make lava send that message even tho he wasnt online
void spade
Jodoc: He speaks for the people
void spade
I need to try and get a good score but i have to get ready for a stupid apartment inspection
dapper sleet
gz is 5 a nightmare lol
foggy thorn
5th place is 4111
dapper sleet
i got to it like 4 times. would be more but you have to be super fast on those land and jumps
void spade
My old best was 3593 so i can break top 5 easy
warm sphinx
can someone please tell me how to download this game
vocal talon
3.5 to 4.5 is a big jump in difficulty
foggy thorn
you can hit the bomb wtf
dapper sleet
ya i could see my self doing better on pad
void spade
@vocal talon nah it's easy dw
dapper sleet
thombs cover a good bit of a small devise
wispy dagger
as i said earlier, i tend to bounce into the side of a bomb, end up dying then being sent into the air, then landing back on the same bomb, exploding it and flying backwards
warm sphinx
is it called chicken invader
wispy dagger
xin read the channels you weenie
dapper sleet
you can bouns off bombs by the way
wispy dagger
wispy dagger
i know its great
warm sphinx
is it on tablet
foggy thorn
it's on Android
wispy dagger
andreoi
foggy thorn
^
warm sphinx
🙂
foggy thorn
wait you can @dapper sleet
dapper sleet
it messes up me when you thing im not going to hit it and then ground pound onto the void
foggy thorn
definitely thought they would kill you if you do that
dapper sleet
ya it will be best to on 5.... to much stuff going on to keepup
bombs everywhere lol
high dust
i will not quit before my 4k
vocal talon
with bombs you also gotta remember you can only double jump if you slam into them
foggy thorn
yeah i just didn't see it
high dust
that and my aim
warm sphinx
i belive that chicken oddesy is made by lava
warm sphinx
ik
frank moth
gasp
foggy thorn
also it was either die to the laser or to the void
dapper sleet
lol same assets
frank moth
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY
dapper sleet
the game is alot of rng too. you just have to keep at it
warm sphinx
i will get a lower score than all of u
warm sphinx
i will get to 420