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void spade
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Stencyl

tame sparrow
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learn how to concatenate with strings

distant siren
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what

void spade
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and get this @distant siren not only did he make it all in Stencyl

distant siren
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thats not stencyl

void spade
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he PAYS for Stencyl

distant siren
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dont lie to me

foggy thorn
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it is

tacit flax
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Does anyone knows how can i use big numbers and short them to like "k, m, etc."?
@formal oyster
it is ez
{{if my number is like 1000 or so}
change it to 1k and so on
}

distant siren
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what

void spade
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Lava pays T W O H U N D R E D D O L L A R S for Stencyl a Y E A R

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And all it is is just a shitty interface for Haxe

foggy thorn
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yeah but he makes 5b a year

void spade
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true

distant siren
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5b

tame sparrow
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No he doesn't. If he was making 5b a year I would have already secured my position as his personal paid ball-fondler

void spade
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that's why it takes lava so long to release updates, he has trouble navigating through his massive piles of cash

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it blocks his solar powered keyboard from charging

foggy thorn
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^

tame sparrow
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lmao

foggy thorn
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speed

tacit flax
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gota go fast

void spade
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@tame sparrow oh wow he must have upgraded. I remember he used to do everything on a hacked VirtualBoy

tame sparrow
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ITs funny you say that because I read an article just the other day about modding a virtualboy

void spade
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👀 uh oh vad found my secret article writing alter-ego

safe ruin
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How did i never know about GorZ

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It’s so good

tame sparrow
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Modding virtualboys: The Gay Agenda

void spade
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I can't get ANY FUCKING GOR CARDS

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I got y from a card pack and it's USELESS

safe ruin
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Oh I just did gor z for the first time

void spade
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it's the only boss I've never gotten any card from

tacit flax
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so far it is the best idle progression game I played

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or should I say "idle"

void spade
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yeah IS is one of the best Idle games I've played, I've been playing since before Limbo was even a thing @tacit flax

formal oyster
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Last summer i tried myself at Unity and whilst i studying how interface works i made this simple clicker that i previously made in VS. After i played Idle Skilling i decided that idle games is much better and i'm gonna create one instead of clicker.

📎 Screenshot_20200204-192807.png
tame sparrow
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I think the first idle type game I ever played was probably Dark Throne

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It no longer exists because it was web based

void spade
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oof

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@formal oyster if u ever need a developer hmu

tame sparrow
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The people who made that Mafia Wars game on facebook copied most of its concepts and added a bunch of stupid bullshit to make money

void spade
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sounds about right

formal oyster
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First of all i need my pc back

foggy thorn
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no

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I won't give it back

formal oyster
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I fucked up changing graphics card again and pc didn't launched... again

pale prairie
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God damn it, kid took my phone LMAO No playing for me for a while today LOL

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How the HELL do you fuck up swapping a GPU?

formal oyster
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I don't know

pale prairie
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Did you ground yourself before putting it in?

formal oyster
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This is some kind of curse

pale prairie
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First thing I want you to check is if the GPU smells "Burnt" in any way?

formal oyster
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No, everything was ok

pale prairie
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I Build/Mod/Support PC's just so you dont think IMma talk outta my ass

foggy thorn
tame sparrow
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I'm at 254 on legendary mechanic

foggy thorn
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this is for overgeared

tame sparrow
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You still reading OG?

foggy thorn
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yea

tame sparrow
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ah yeah

pale prairie
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@formal oyster Power discon'd? Card seated proper and all PSU cables seated proper?

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Make sure to check both ends of PSU cables (If its Modular)

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Its 2020, of course its modular LUL

formal oyster
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I've turned it on and everything was fine but screen was black

pale prairie
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Ok, turn it off.

tame sparrow
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Did you set the screen to the correct input

pale prairie
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Do you want to take this priv so we dont spam chat?

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Good idea as well to check the cables and monitor input as well

formal oyster
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PC is on service

pale prairie
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Thanks for that vad

sly crown
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There are quite a few guides online , but in my experience it's always been something that's loose.

void spade
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it's fine Dev everyone spams gen chat

formal oyster
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I just gave up trying

pale prairie
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I am willing to help you if you want Hex?

foggy thorn
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and there no actual conversation going to

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other than you two

sly crown
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Well, the first time putting it all together can be tricky. Did you only swap a graphics card?

rose halo
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reminds me when I once derped and put in a gfx card but forgot to remove the protective plastic covering the SLI port

pale prairie
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Usually costs 60$ an hour for me but I dont mind lending a hand to ya LOL

sly crown
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Lol that work isn't work 60$

void spade
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@pale prairie do u do butt stuff?

tame sparrow
sly crown
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Worth 60$/hr

foggy thorn
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thanks vad

sly crown
pale prairie
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It is to me and my clients but I was offering to help him for free LOL

formal oyster
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Nah, thx. I said i don't have my pc right now

tame sparrow
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If you think desktop support isn't worth $60 an hour then you can support your own fucking desktop buddy

void spade
pale prairie
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Ahhh ok, sorry I didnt see that

sly crown
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LOL maybe at apple 😋

rose halo
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it's over $120/hr here

pale prairie
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Im the second cheapest where I am located

tame sparrow
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When I was doing emergency desktop support it was $100 for the first hour, which included the trip out, and $60 for additional hours

sly crown
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That's absurd. I should get into that business.

void spade
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okay @sly crown I'll give you a sliver of benefit of the doubt. Why exactly do you think it's not worth $60/hr

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it's not as easy as you think

pale prairie
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Especially SW support

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shudders

void spade
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I do support for a custom SharePoint intranet

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can't stand it

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fuck Microsoft

tame sparrow
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It isn't absurd at all, its skilled labor and it has value.

rose halo
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I work for a muncipality doing phone support

pale prairie
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Fuck MS right in their cornhole

void spade
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"Oh hey we're gonna randomly apply some updates to random tenants that fucks their sites up and they're gonna blame you!"

tame sparrow
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Honestly thats what you get for using sharepoint lol

pale prairie
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I current REFUSE to do any sort of Website support

void spade
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I know Vad

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SharePoint is dicks

formal oyster
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How much for reinstalling Windows? Just for interest

pale prairie
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For me? Clean install with no HW issues, 35$

formal oyster
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Holy

tame sparrow
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I still charged by the hour. If I liked you I would use the USB, and if I didn't like you I would use the DVD

void spade
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LMAO

pale prairie
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If you want it backed up and reinstalled 65$ (Includes a USB Drive Backup you can keep)

void spade
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Vad: starts pulling out USB
Client: "You know, you guys really charge too much for how little you do"
Vad: slowly pulls out DVD instead

pale prairie
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LMMFAO!!

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By the DAMN hour now bitch

rose halo
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it's not the amount, it's the skill required

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just like a pro painter can paint a room faster than anyone else

void spade
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yeah I know I was just imitating a typical end-user

rose halo
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doesn't mean he deserve less money for it

formal oyster
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I take 15$ for this xd

pale prairie
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AFKish, youngling needs my attention

tame sparrow
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Lol if you think those prices are bad wait till you hear what emergency repair welders charge. I used to do that, too

pale prairie
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Or Emerg Onsite System SW Support LMAO

rose halo
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not to mention IT consultants who, in some cases, are essentially just giving advice

tame sparrow
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Software support is all well and good but when welding there was always the risk of bursting in to flames, so I charged a bit more to compensate

rose halo
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welding has certain security requirements and equipent neccesary as well - which I imagine also needs to be covered

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not to mention materials

tame sparrow
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indeed

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the company handled that tho

pale prairie
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Yeah, I have a friend who is a Wielder. Mofo makes a killing

tame sparrow
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I would imagine being an independent repair welder would have pretty high startup costs.
Also the reason most companies have a dude on call that only welds when something breaks, but gets paid the whole time anyway

rose halo
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sort of like the mechanic in F1 with the extinguisher?

pale prairie
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He got his ticket and some exp under his belt and went to the rigs for 6 months. Bought his house when he got back

tame sparrow
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sounds about right!

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A guy I went to high school with is on a rig right now and he's making bank

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I do believe his wife is using the opportunity to start a name brand shoe and purse collection

pale prairie
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Yeah, Wielders on rigs make mad cash. Even when they arent needed they are paid just for being "On call"

tame sparrow
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My buddy isn't a welder, just a roughneck

pale prairie
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Ahhhh, still mad money

tame sparrow
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indeed

void spade
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once I have a better portfolio I'm gonna start doing freelance programming

pale prairie
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Just a 6 mo stint IMPO is killer, I coudnt handle it

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So, who wants to hear a funny story?

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That happened to me yesterday

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Bueller?.......Bueller?............

tame sparrow
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tell the story already

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Or I'll start talking about steam engines again

pale prairie
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So, Im doing some work on a system. I hear my 6 y/o son start screamin in terror (Off school due to being sick).....

rose halo
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I recently learned from QI that steam is invisible

pale prairie
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I bolt upstairs to him thinking he is fucking dying or something

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Poor lil bugger was scared..... He went to the washroom after waking up for a nap......

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When he peed it came out dual streamed and he thought it was broken

void spade
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LMAO

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very valid concern

rose halo
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doesn't that have a name?

tame sparrow
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It does have a name

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The Golden Dragon

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I definitely did not just make that up. Don't check.

rose halo
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lol

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golden dragon sounds like a giant spew though

tame sparrow
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It is a giant spew
From your pp

rose halo
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how'd you explain what happened dev?

pale prairie
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1 sec phone

rose halo
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I imagine fluid dynamics isn't a tacid thing to get as a 6 y/o

pale prairie
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Sorry bout that, customer called freaking out. Had to calm them down

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I just explained about how the urethra works and that sometimes it gets stuck together, explained that proper cleaning will help it not happen and that it is normal

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But that scream.... I swear it turned my blood cold

tame sparrow
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Son
U must wash the pp
to avoid
golden dragon

formal oyster
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Bruh

rose halo
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sounds like a prayer

formal oyster
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I thought I misunderstood that

void spade
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hey @tame sparrow p4wn made me realize I won't be able to find any cloudsave code since we only have access to PC source code

tame sparrow
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oh my god I'm an idiot

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of course

void spade
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the android source code is only available in a .so which is gonna be fucking stupid dumb hard to read when disassembled

tame sparrow
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yeah dont worry about it

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stupid me

void spade
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I mean I'm stupid too

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I spent the last couple days thinking "WHERE TF IS THE CLOUDSAVE CODE????"

blissful raven
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just figure out how to decompile the .so vad

pale prairie
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Fuck me, wish I was young enough to learn coding.

void spade
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you can disassemble it easy

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it's reading the disassembled .so that's hard

tame sparrow
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I've got my own project to work on lol

void spade
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there's even a website that'll do it

blissful raven
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yeah well, decompile to readable

void spade
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I would imagine that'd be insanely hard

blissful raven
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idk

pale prairie
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I have (IMPO) an insane idea for a game

blissful raven
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it would be nice to be able to see the mobile code but yeah

void spade
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oh hey that website I linked has some example

blissful raven
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nobody has ever gotten that far

void spade
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with comments explaining the C counterpart

blissful raven
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well

formal oyster
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I have a bunch of insane ideas for a game, but don't have resources to make them real

blissful raven
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yeah there's no way we are using that

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maybe that tool just sucks

void spade
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no that's how it's going to look no matter what you use

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that's just what it disassembles to

blissful raven
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hrm

pale prairie
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I wish I had the talent, only thing I have is time and some resources to put into it LOL

blissful raven
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well maybe alien will feel like making a script to be able to read it

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I sure as fuck am not touching that

void spade
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I don't think Alien would do something that intense for free

tame sparrow
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Talent is merely a pursued hobby

blissful raven
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also a shrine

tame sparrow
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also a shrine

void spade
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@winged sigil can you use your massive fat stacks from your Tesla stocks to pay someone to disassemble the apk .so and make it readable?

pale prairie
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Agreed vad but its not a hobby for me, my work is a hobby. Learning coding would be more of work then my business LMAO

void spade
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self teaching code is ezpz @pale prairie

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there are SO many resources to help

formal oyster
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I think talent doesn't even exist

void spade
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I recommend starting with Python and just going through it's docs/tutorials on python.org

formal oyster
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Maybe because i'm so untalented

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I dunno

blissful raven
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I probably need to leave early today for my work call, its snowing

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people here don't know how to deal with snow

void spade
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Really once you learn one language it becomes SIGNIFICANTLY easier to learn another one

blissful raven
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^true

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especially if you know a couple languages

void spade
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you just need to get over that initial barrier of entry and you can do that with time (which you said you had)

blissful raven
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static did you search all the folder for the cloud save btw

void spade
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yeah I told you I did

blissful raven
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I only have the main scripts open

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k nbm

pale prairie
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Sorry customer again, gimme a sec to catch up on chat

blissful raven
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I guess lava did decide to maintain slightly different builds

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hi.

tame sparrow
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No worries, its an open general chat so you don't need to let us know every time you step away. We all just assume that absolutely nobody is reading any of our words. Works better that way.

void spade
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hi sela

pale prairie
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Ok, so python would be the best place to start?

void spade
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imo

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that's what I started with and I somehow became a software engineer

blissful raven
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wow for a software engineer you sure are lazy about messing with that .so decompile

void spade
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Yeah

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because I'm not getting paid for this

pale prairie
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Hmmm, interesting. I will look into it and give it a good go. See how my brian bucket does for holding the info

blissful raven
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lol

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me either

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just looking at that gives me anxiety

void spade
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In case you guys had any faith in the US Government, US Customs/Border Patrol bought two of our apps that I made the backends for

blissful raven
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it will be that but god awful haxe code in the comments

long glen
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I'll pay you with one internet point per hour.

void spade
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ooooo

formal oyster
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C# seems more easier for me

blissful raven
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no, customs and border patrol are the worst organizations in murica

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worse than cable even

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and pharma

void spade
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it's true

pale prairie
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No offence but I am honestly glad I am not American at this point in history

void spade
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you can tell cause they bought my code

pale prairie
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point in time*

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Not history

void spade
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I got a PHAT bonus from it tho

blissful raven
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whats the code for

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gassing migrants?

void spade
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both of the apps found here

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I wrote the back-end for both

formal oyster
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No offence but I am honestly glad I am not American at this point in history
Unfortunately, i can't say same, but with Russian

pale prairie
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Hey Static, any particular site you recommend for starting at?

blissful raven
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I hope you patented that

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thats what the pros do

void spade
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nah

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idk how to do none of that

blissful raven
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well, too late I guess

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but it provides constant income

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instead of a phat bonus

void spade
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well it's not my product or anything

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it belongs to RedFactor

blissful raven
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you can patent the code if you actually did it

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it doesn't matter who you are working for to develop it

void spade
tame sparrow
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Not in the US you can't. The company owns the fruits of your labor if it was made for pay, unless your contract states otherwise

flint iron
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^

void spade
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my contract did not state otherwise

pale prairie
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Ty Static

blissful raven
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nah, you can still do it

flint iron
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even work for universities and such is not necessarily owned by you

void spade
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no problem @pale prairie if you have any questions or need help feel free to DM me

blissful raven
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patent law supercedes whatever bullshit a company would like to pull

pale prairie
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Rgr

void spade
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But yeah I don't have much desire getting back into Splunk development anyways

blissful raven
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yeah you'd have to maintain the thing too

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I've never been on a team where I felt like I'd have to patent development projects, but you can bet I'd write into the contract "except where patent law applies" if they decided I should be giving them IP if it seemed good

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you can just sell it to them or even write something to give it to them if you don't care about a project

void spade
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one thing I wonder if I still have is the interface I wrote for UrBackup

burnt blaze
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Just wanted to say I love the management in this game I played it as a fighter to get up there early now I'm playing it as a farm simulator taking care of my plants and potions

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Now I kind of let the fights automate and focus on the crafts

foggy thorn
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a

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are you truly immortal?

tame sparrow
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Lets shoot him in the face and find out

foggy thorn
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are you now?

tame sparrow
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great double negative

void spade
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can something/somebody cause you mild discomfort?

tame sparrow
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Ooooh I know how to cause mild discomfort, let me find the folder

solemn estuary
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Yes

void spade
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oh no

tame sparrow
solemn estuary
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Wtf

foggy thorn
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oh that

solemn estuary
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Is that how we get eyeballs

foggy thorn
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yes

solemn estuary
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Kuaka

tame sparrow
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dont worry, the meat one is next

foggy thorn
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Ben

void spade
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the

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what one

foggy thorn
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the meat one

solemn estuary
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Is next

foggy thorn
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correct

tame sparrow
burnt blaze
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Staring contest taken to a new levep

long glen
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Cursed.

foggy thorn
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levep

burnt blaze
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Pevel

tame sparrow
formal oyster
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Rofl

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Idk this is so funny

tame sparrow
solemn estuary
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Kinda feel you want this to happen

errant forge
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So, a discord upgrade was installed today. And I wish I didn't upgrade it as it removed the FUCKING LINES BETWEEN THE MESSAGES

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AND THE MESSAGES FEEL LIKE SQUISHED TOGETHER

tame sparrow
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That's the opposite of the intended functionality

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everyone else got more padding

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oh wait

foggy thorn
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fucking called it

errant forge
tame sparrow
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oh yeah no you're correct as well

foggy thorn
tame sparrow
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I forgot there used to be delineators

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lol get fukken shit on ondra

errant forge
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Yeah also the new activity selector. Fuck discord, I am going to deactivate my account until they remove the latest "addition".

foggy thorn
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you can also go to appearance and change the text spacing

tame sparrow
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goodbye then lmao

foggy thorn
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yeah goodbye

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I don't think they want someone as whiny as you

errant forge
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But, I can find an workaround

foggy thorn
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you can also go to appearance and change the text spacing

errant forge
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I have a V3.9.3 APK on my tablet and that doesn't have this absolute bullshit

tame sparrow
foggy thorn
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then use that apk

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🙁

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☹️

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lol

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darken be lurking

tame sparrow
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thats what he usually does

worldly lichen
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x)

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It's hard to speak okay xD

tame sparrow
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did the guy with the wiki credentials ever show up so I can get the ability to clean comments?

foggy thorn
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no one knows who has admin perms for that

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maybe matheod

tame sparrow
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We do know, adam or alien tagged him when we were talking about it the other day but he just never responded

foggy thorn
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who was the person

tame sparrow
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i don't rmember

foggy thorn
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._.

void spade
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i believe Jatsu

tame sparrow
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thats the guy

foggy thorn
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jatsu?

tame sparrow
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@naive cloak

void spade
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yeah he's the one with wiki admin perms

tame sparrow
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him offline

void spade
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hasn't sent anything since april last year hahaha

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dang I didn't know Lava stole Spelunking from part of Jatsu's idea

📎 unknown.png
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my beard is blonde though

wispy dagger
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hmmmm

void spade
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I hope u don't actually think I'm scottish or something

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cause I know bray keeps calling me that

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and it makes me want 2 kill him

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but yes I like it 🙂

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lmao

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never happening

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I already shave my head if i shave my beard I'm gonna look like a default mii

tame sparrow
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I wonder how much effort it would be to force migrate the wiki

void spade
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not much probably

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correct

tame sparrow
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He has hair, its just not on top

void spade
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yeah my head is actually upside down

fading nymph
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He has body hair but none on his head.

tame sparrow
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his head is upside down and he almost drowns if he doesn't wear a hat when it rains

void spade
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I have facial hair AND body hair ty

wispy dagger
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make him look like big foot

fading nymph
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Thats not facial hair. Thats butt hair in disguise.

void spade
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god could you imagine having to stop rain drops from getting in your nose and shit if you actually had an upside down head? @tame sparrow

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that would be awful

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I can show you my actual butt hair if you want @fading nymph

tame sparrow
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I did imagine it lol, thats why I said it

wispy dagger
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little mini nose umbrellas static

tame sparrow
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full disclosure, my hat collection includes one of those umbrella hats

fading nymph
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Mini windshield wipers.

void spade
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that may possibly be the ugliest pair of glasses I've ever seen

tame sparrow
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I prefer pasta glasses. They're glasses that make pasta for you.

fading nymph
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Alright ugly glasses coming up

errant forge
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This absolutely idiotic discord update is not worth using discord on PC now.

tame sparrow
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You're still here?

void spade
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idk what I'll do without ondra around

tame sparrow
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lol I'm just ribbin him

formal oyster
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Living with arterial hypertension is pure hell. Fml

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I'm 20 btw

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Xd

errant forge
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This means I am going to use mobile discord and not touch PC discord.

fading nymph
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Touch it. It needs your touch.

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NEEDS

void spade
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tbh the only change I even noticed is the highlighting messages on hover

fading nymph
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Glasses

formal oyster
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With huge nose xdddd

fading nymph
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Hes got a mushroom for a nose

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I guess thats not really ugly

formal oyster
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I want these

tame sparrow
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@fading nymph , some people here are at work, please unpost the penis glasses

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thanks

fading nymph
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I need to remember how to spoiler things.

void spade
fading nymph
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Spoiler pictures

formal oyster
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Discord needs NFSW tag like same as spoiler

void spade
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@fading nymph did you actually read the article

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like the whole thing

#

including the section where it tells you how to spoiler pictures?

fading nymph
#

Kuaka gonna mute me.

wispy dagger
worldly lichen
#

Oh we need that emoji

fading nymph
#

That doesnt explain spoilers on android for images

wispy dagger
#

save your pictures with SPOILER_

#

in the beginning of the png file name

#

i think

void spade
#

^

wispy dagger
#

so "SPOILER_pengisglasses.png"

fading nymph
#

Oh. Hmm...

formal oyster
#

Penis glasses

#

I'm dying

#

Xdddddd

golden ivy
#

wtf penis glasses

formal oyster
#

You're late

void spade
#

tfw Adam doesn't see the picture but sees someone type it

#

lmao

fading nymph
#

Im not posting it again.... it was a pair of glasses with a mushroom for a nose

formal oyster
#

Yep

#

It worked

fading nymph
#

Okay well now i know how to post spoiler images. Still need a nsfw tag but ill take what we got.

wispy dagger
#

watch snowy post some scary shit as a spoiler and freak someone out just randomly tapping picture

fading nymph
#

I thought about it. But i was told not to post certain things anymore.

#

I forgot the penis glasses might be nsfw.

wispy dagger
#

heeh hebhhehe

fading nymph
#

Monkey island?

wispy dagger
#

no

fading nymph
#

Boo

wispy dagger
#

bees

fading nymph
#

Adam doesnt know how to respond to us talking about penis glasses

wispy dagger
#

snow he needs a pair to fit in

fading nymph
#

I remember the drew carrey show and a guy in a halloween costume saying 'I'm starting to think this isn't a mushroom costume'

wispy dagger
#

creepy

#

F

fading nymph
#

F

formal oyster
#

You need to add some shadows, i guess

fading nymph
#

One shade darker for beard and two shades darker for face.

#

I didnt mean shadow

wispy dagger
#

selahattin put that pepe on it

fading nymph
#

Shades of color two colors darker.

tame sparrow
#

not enough contrast between beard and face

fading nymph
#

He said that vad. Lol

wispy dagger
#

someone deleted my lavaban png >:o

fading nymph
#

Adam did

#

Lmao

wispy dagger
#

hes angry now

formal oyster
#

Enraged version?

fading nymph
#

Bamhammer

formal oyster
#

Lava The Banhammerer

fading nymph
#

Anyone eat at white castle? Lmao

wispy dagger
#

technically its the ban-guardian

#

cause it originated from lava's guardians

formal oyster
#

He looks like final boss

wispy dagger
#

because he is the bosss

fading nymph
#

Yeah but if you beat him you can never play again

#

Need to make a game where final boss deletes your save file.

formal oyster
#

Unfortunately, my rpg game doesn't have custom graphics. I would add this as a secret boss xd

wispy dagger
#

selahattin

#

learn dem shadings

golden ivy
#

Ok

fading nymph
#

Shading is dumb

wispy dagger
#

put a beard on your pfp

fading nymph
#

Give your eyeballs beards.

wispy dagger
#

agree

#

that pepe tho needs the eye to grow in the glass tho

formal oyster
#

I have beards under my eyes

#

But people calls them "Bags"

wispy dagger
#

money bags

formal oyster
#

No

#

There is pain instead of money

fading nymph
#

Bags hurt?

#

2 hours of sleep a night should be outlawed.

formal oyster
#

My average sleep time is 4-5 hours

wispy dagger
#

beardss

#

creepyy

formal oyster
#

This is disturbing

burnt pecan
#

i dont like it

formal oyster
#

I like it

fading nymph
#

That looks familiar

wispy dagger
#

lol

#

now the only thing tho is the lines

#

could go around hat to make it try to pull things together

fading nymph
#

I like that one

fossil stratus
#

guys something's triggering me

#

Aaaaaand nobody cares.

wispy dagger
#

how are you fivelike?

#

what be the prob?

fading nymph
#

Everyone be busy right now. Also using the word triggering... makes me want to smack you.

fossil stratus
#

Ok

livid lava
#

hey guys

fossil stratus
#

Actually

fading nymph
#

Testicle boy Kvetko

fossil stratus
#

I have an indie game project

livid lava
#

that is butt detective

#

best guy in history

fossil stratus
#

Buuuuuuuuuttttt

#

Idk how to code, which might be just a LITTLE useful to get this project started

#

So yea

livid lava
#

yes

fading nymph
#

Use a drag and drop coding system

livid lava
#

but u can drag and drop

fading nymph
#

Muhaha

#

You can make a base with drag and drop and then make alterations as you learn the code.

fossil stratus
#

Yeah

#

Maybe it'd work

#

But the question is: HOW do i learn coding

#

Anyways gtg

fading nymph
wispy dagger
foggy thorn
#

ow

#

wo

#

@void spade

fading nymph
#

Omfg

burnt pecan
#

thats cool

foggy thorn
#

thanks

golden ivy
#

Ok

wispy dagger
#

you're a weenie selahattin lol

fading nymph
#

Jodoc what software you use?

wispy dagger
#

microsoft PAINT

#

👀

fading nymph
#

Lies. O.o

wispy dagger
#

@fading nymph

fading nymph
#

Thats not the paint i remember.

wispy dagger
#

thats not the paint i remember

#

the original was less round

#

more grey

burnt pecan
#

human

wispy dagger
burnt pecan
#

obviously

wispy dagger
#

just gonna say im not done with this

fading nymph
#

You forgot his duck jodoc

foggy thorn
#

no

fading nymph
foggy thorn
#

his squirle

fading nymph
#

Statics duck

foggy thorn
#

statics squirrel

fading nymph
#

That looks like... a sugar glider

tardy crescent
#

I had to literally be away from tink bonuses and didn't even have links

#

The only thing I had was a generalistic tink deck, like a "one for all"

#

oh cool

#

now I can be one of the cool bois

#

now gotta get the other 7 birbs and then o v e r f l o w

fading nymph
#

I dont use tink decks. uganda

tardy crescent
#

haha xd

burnt pecan
#

u should

#

they're useful

tardy crescent
#

^

burnt pecan
#

adios

wispy dagger
#

o/

tardy crescent
fading nymph
#

I dont have 3rd stats yet either. Lmao

tardy crescent
#

lmao

#

where are you in spelunking hahaha

#

how ya got 10* dmg hahaha

fading nymph
tardy crescent
#

🤔

#

impossible that you got 10* dmg then

outer spear
#

I have 10* damage and I dont have extreme boosts

fading nymph
#

I never did say i had that.

burnt pecan
#

how tho

outer spear
#

I dont even have the last crusade bosses unlocked

fading nymph
tardy crescent
#

I actually thought you were a big whale? hahaha

fading nymph
#

Nah. I been playing since the game released and this is all i have to show for it.

tardy crescent
#

hahaha cool

#

been playing since Jan 20 2019

fading nymph
#

Who?

#

What?

tardy crescent
#

I've been since 20 Jan 2019 here, I mean

#

Of course with my inactivity periods, but still...

distant siren
#

inactivity

#

the hell you mean

#

youve been blasting this game

#

non stop

#

you went way past me

#

im still stuck on 6 star damage

winged sigil
#

I've been playing since end of june

burnt pecan
#

Ive been playing since mid July

wispy dagger
#

snow

#

we're kinda at the same area for idle skilling

tardy crescent
wispy dagger
#

kinda

tardy crescent
#

@distant siren though I've been inactive for a long time before

#

I'd have theorical 15* dmg at least if I were to be active all da time

distant siren
#

i dont put enough effort into this game

#

anyway goodbye its bedtime

tardy crescent
#

I actually don't put that much effort either, I distribute my effort efficiently :^)

fading nymph
#

Kinda?

indigo iron
worldly lichen
tardy crescent
#

:^)

livid lava
#

huh

tardy crescent
ashen orbit
#

lel, nice

tardy crescent
#

somoene gimme 400 gems :<

livid lava
#

idk

#

like

#

what can I get from that

tardy crescent
#

399 gems

livid lava
#

no, I mean, what can you do for me

#

u know

ashen orbit
#

lel, just wait and go into crypt

tardy crescent
#

give you 399 gems hahaha

flint iron
#

ah yes, a solo crypt run for 400 gems

#

legendary rng

tardy crescent
#

hahaha wtf

ashen orbit
#

ikr?

#

lel

#

or like

#

kill raid bosses

#

or asylum

tardy crescent
#

out of tickets/keys, played hoops and pachinko, went to crypt... hahaha

ashen orbit
#

lel, well looks like you gotta wait a day then lol

tardy crescent
#

lol

#

not for 400 gems

ashen orbit
#

True oof, well hopefully you get it soon lel

neon edge
burnt pecan
#

nice

ashen orbit
#

lel nice

foggy thorn
#

nice

neon edge
foggy thorn
#

nice

neon edge
#

dont have more 420s

ashen orbit
#

rip lel

foggy thorn
#

shame

wispy dagger
#

hmmmmmm

livid lava
#

where is 3rd lvl ?

wispy dagger
#

i could convert him into the big lava i made before...

fading nymph
#

2 cups cake mix. 1/2 tablespoon oil. Water unti the batter is thick but there is no powder left. Microwave in a mug for a minute and 20 seconds. Cake in a mug

wispy dagger
livid lava
#

oh boi

burnt pecan
#

he swole

wispy dagger
#

make a cake in a mug snow

burnt pecan
#

its from all those 3 pointers he keeps shooting for his hoops pet hahaha

livid lava
#

oh those muskles

fading nymph
#

Im eating a mug cake right now

#

Thats why i posted the recipe

tardy crescent
burnt pecan
#

only 500 smh

#

not 900

wispy dagger
#

get them to 1000

tardy crescent
#

lol does anyone even have 1k hahaha

burnt pecan
#

im close

wispy dagger
#

meatoer prob has 100000

fading nymph
#

Meat eator

wispy dagger
#

snowmelter

tardy crescent
#

hahaha 100,000

#

forkin cheaters

wispy dagger
#

nah >o>

fading nymph
#

He didnt cheat. He just sold his soul

wispy dagger
#

to lava

tardy crescent
fading nymph
#

Kuaka give himself 10million gems. He might be a cheater. Lol

burnt pecan
#

lol

tardy crescent
#

10 million hahaha

wispy dagger
#

whatzup

fading nymph
#

Female lava?

wispy dagger
fading nymph
#

Lol

burnt pecan
#

2 have same hair, smh

#

lazy artist hahaha

#

jk

wispy dagger
#

well the bottom row has more detail

#

than the top, and the red and blue shirt on the left was me trying a different thing

twin hound
#

Egh... Never thought I'd have to buy another card slot just so I can get some more accuracy

wispy dagger
#

you will get past it marcus, dont worry

fading nymph
wispy dagger
#

those are my online friends btw

foggy thorn
#

hmm

wispy dagger
#

(plus th J for Jodoc)

twin hound
#

But whatever, should be enough accuracy to reach maelstrom

fading nymph
#

Lava isnt your friend. He's your boss.

wispy dagger
#

nah hes my friend

#

hes got his own png files

#

just like static

#

believe me though i have more lava based things though

fading nymph
#

Static disappeared before he could see your work though

wispy dagger
#

can always post again

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

oh yeah and ashley too

void spade
#

Why ping

burnt pecan
#

swole static

fading nymph
#

Jodoc show the better ones lmao

wispy dagger
void spade
#

:000

#

That's fuckin sick

wispy dagger
#

he should probably stand longer though

fading nymph
#

You think that is close enough to you static?

foggy thorn
#

where's the squirrel

void spade
#

Yea def

fading nymph
#

I told him to add a duck

void spade
#

I would've rather had squirrel if i had a choice

#

Duck is more @hushed gull 's homie

wispy dagger
#

ok ok ok give me a year

void spade
#

Lmaooo don't worry about it man i love what you made as is

fading nymph
#

Make him turn into squirrel girl lmao jk.

burnt pecan
#

Jodoc is a god

woven apex
#

Stronk Static

void spade
#

@fading nymph the squirrel is a boy tho

woven apex
#

How's he doing btw?

void spade
#

V good i posted a pic the other day

fading nymph
#

Yeah but Marvel's squirrel girl is awesome.

void spade
#

Here I'll repost

foggy thorn
void spade
woven apex
#

Awww he's so beardy

fading nymph
#

Still looks like a sugar glider to me

void spade
#

Lmao he really does but he's 100% a southern flying squirrel

#

You can tell by how his tail looks

woven apex
#

You are both cute

void spade
#

Thank you 😊

livid lava
#

what the fuck

foggy thorn
#

thanks

livid lava
#

is that the cutest thing ever ?

foggy thorn
#

yes

livid lava
#

oh boi, I want that

#

oh god

wispy dagger
void spade
#

It's the flying squirrel i saved @livid lava

#

God bless u jodoc

fading nymph
#

Static is hawt. Dont make his ego huge though

void spade
#

It already is

burnt pecan
#

did u legit make that rn Jodoc? Thats fast

livid lava
#

it is so frecking squishy I wanna pet that

void spade
#

He doesn't feel squishy. He's very soft tho

fading nymph
#

The beard?

#

Lmao

wispy dagger
#

thats so freaking cool tho

#

he hides in your sleeve like that

burnt pecan
#

minecraft time

wispy dagger
#

minecraafft

#

my minecraft skins i used to use actually remind me slightly of static

fading nymph
#

I use thaumcraft as a mod for minecraft

void spade
#

@wispy dagger he doesn't hide in there often the peeking out of my sleeve thing is new. He usually gets under my hoodie and sleeps on my right shoulder

fading nymph
#

Is it wild?

livid lava
#

I send microsoft my mail like half a year ago, about my lost minecraft account, still no answear

void spade
#

Well hoodie+shirt. If he doesn't get under both he gets very upset

livid lava
#

oh that is so cute

#

like idk I am melting

wispy dagger
#

yo i know what this discord needs, a heart emoji

livid lava
#

I see my rat like once a week

wispy dagger
#

kvetko get icecube

woven apex
#

What does he do when he's upset?

#

Sounds cute

livid lava
#

shit on u

woven apex
#

Still cute

livid lava
#

yes

#

I bought mine for 15euro in 2011

#

idk why is so expensive now

void spade
#

@fading nymph yea, i found him on the road walking to my car one day not moving at all and i put him in some nearby grass cause i couldn't afford to be late and then i came home for lunch 3 hours later and he hadn't moved so i put him in a box in my garage, got home from work and gave him a bath and took him to my bf's mom's house cause she knows how to rehabilitate squirrels

woven apex
#

That moment when your baby squirrel aggresively shits on you😍 😍 😍

void spade
#

@woven apex when upset he shivers/shakes a lot

livid lava
#

is he upset tho

fading nymph
#

So it imprinted on you?

void spade
#

Like he'll do it for a couple seconds and stop and do it again

paper valley
#

Finally got my highest boost to 3.5k+ so I can get another boostio level. Now for the next grind haha

hushed gull
#

Who pinged me

void spade
#

Yeah because as soon as he's under shirt he stops entirely

#

Me

fading nymph
#

@hushed gull

void spade
#

You and duck are fren

hushed gull
#

Eh

#

I tolerate duck lol

woven apex
#

That'll probably get more work done then whatever we humans do

fading nymph
wispy dagger
#

you know if it was bigger, im sure the squirrel would make a great addition to that

woven apex
#

Oooh, maybe Lava is doing new update stuff

void spade
#

No

hushed gull
#

That's kind of a Christmas thing in the states, and even then not super popular

#

I've been eating more peanuts recently

#

Cause they're 10/10

#

And better for me than the garbage I've been eating

woven apex
#

I used to collect those as a kid

#

They're great for throwing at people

analog elk
#

I'm nuts, does that count?

woven apex
#

Hi nuts

#

Are the nuts in that picture edible?

long glen
#

The fuck. You mean I could walk around practically any forest in the northern hemisphere and pick up pine cones for money?

woven apex
#

Basically

#

The rock?

#

You should try the nuts

golden ivy
#

No I'm not eating nut

woven apex
#

Now I'm hungry

long glen
#

Wow.

woven apex
#

Nut inflation

#

Use *

long glen
#

Can use 120 for lowercase, too.

woven apex
#

Gn guys

wispy dagger
#

o/

golden ivy
#

Hi

wispy dagger
golden ivy
#

Ew

#

Oh it's vad

#

Static*

wispy dagger
#

🤦‍♂️

golden ivy
#

I get all my friends mixed up

#

I'm too tired for this

wispy dagger
#

nice

livid lava
#

oh god I did my psychology test on second try

#

I am so happy

wispy dagger
#

third times the charm

livid lava
#

I am still wondering if I should take the test history of pedagogy haha, in 2 days I have math

#

idk I am fcktard who did fcking nothing in this year and now I am getting the karma

golden ivy
#

Ur not a fcktard

#

U r good

#

Be positive

wispy dagger
#

be a squirrel

#

like static

livid lava
#

oh I want that small thingy

#

it is so frecking cute

#

I need a hamster

#

that will follow me to my classes

#

and my life

quick ginkgo
#

I need a dad

#

That cares for me

#

And doesnt always do belt time

#

Who would relate

livid lava
#

I can outrun my dad

#

he does not have legs

#

functional ones

#

so no belt time for sure

wispy dagger
#

moshi, find a paper print book (not hardback) and put it in the back of your pants so you can defend against the belt

#

then scream like a weenie and act like it hurts

foggy thorn
#

what

tame sparrow
#

Just shit your pants. Power move. Then he gets poo on his belt

foggy thorn
#

no

wispy dagger
#

then turn around and pee on him

foggy thorn
#

correct

tame sparrow
#

That's called the poo-poo pee-pee maneuver

livid lava
#

ya there was an case that I read, it was about boy, who was raped almost everyday by his dad, so he made this defence mechanism and he just shitted his pans all the time

#

everytime when he was in stres or feel discomfort

#

pretty fkced up thing

wispy dagger
#

you know the only problem with that is when he moves on from that, hes gonna be doing that whenever he feels like that

livid lava
#

well he never got into normal society I think

cunning river
#

"Only problem with that" hahahhaa

livid lava
#

those ppl are just too broken

#

and it is fcking sad what ppl can do to somebody else, or ur own kids

golden ivy
#

ok

livid lava
#

no

golden ivy
#

ok

#

No

#

Nut how r u today?

wispy dagger
#

nut watch out, the squirrel is on the loose

quick ginkgo
#

I'll try pissing

vital heart
#

mfw my lmb acts like a rmb half the time

#

now im lefthanded

tame sparrow
#

That's odd

livid lava
#

idk what is going on right know

vital heart
#

rmb works properly tho so i just changed to lefthanded mode

#

feels weird as fuck but at least it works

golden ivy
#

i have not played this.in a long while

quick ginkgo
#

Mfw rmb lmb

#

What kind of society do i live in

golden ivy
#

Idk man

livid lava
#

fck I miss old spiderman

#

need to watch that

quick ginkgo
#

Duh

fading nymph
#

Throw meat at him

quick ginkgo
#

Old spiderman lol

golden ivy
#

Wtf snow

#

That's fucked up

livid lava
#

fck I miss meats stories

fading nymph
livid lava
#

oh hi meat

#

that some nice pussy

golden ivy
#

Hi kvetko

livid lava
#

how was ur day ?

indigo iron
livid lava
#

or what is the hour difference ?

golden ivy
#

It's 8:42 am

livid lava
#

oh

#

good morning then

#

haha

fading nymph
#

So how is you day meat?

golden ivy
#

Decent so far

#

School start in 1 and a half hours

livid lava
#

oh I was doing model for some young girls.. they draw me

#

nice ladies

#

easy money I say

#

haha

fading nymph
#

No people walking in on you dropping a deuce?

golden ivy
#

Not yet hahaha

livid lava
#

when I was small I dropped my deuce on carpet

#

could not helped myself

fading nymph
#

Well as long as you dont dookie in an urinal you will be fine.

golden ivy
#

what's changed in 1 year?

#

Yes Mrs snow

livid lava
#

lots of stuff

golden ivy
#

Yep

livid lava
#

mrs...

#

that sounds like she is old hag

#

haha

#

oh boi I am gonna get beating from her

fading nymph
ashen orbit
#

ah yes, old hag snow

#

granny hag snow

fading nymph
#

Im gonna ignore the fact you people dont know im turning 32 next week.

livid lava
#

there is one story, about guy, who shitted all over mens bathroom make sign and stuff he was called "lord of shit" or in czech "lord hoven"

#

he was never caught

ashen orbit
#

lol i did not know that so yeah

livid lava
#

and it is pretty interesting stuff

#

my roommate is turning 30

ashen orbit
#

lol funny shut

#

shit*

golden ivy
#

Man the Czech are weird

livid lava
#

and it was not one time story tho

#

it was well know stuff

fading nymph
#

They arrested a serial pooper a few weeks ago.

livid lava
#

he was never caught and did it for fun

ashen orbit
#

lel

#

Woah meat when did you turn juicy?

golden ivy
#

Australia and NZ have some of the cleanest toilets

#

Not including japan

ashen orbit
#

ok like, japans weird

#

they shoot water up your ass

golden ivy
#

Yeah

livid lava
long glen
#

I'm a serial pooper, too. I've pooped every single day of my life, sometimes multiple times in a day.

golden ivy
ashen orbit
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sometimes, i miss a day

fading nymph
livid lava
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maybe it is the czech guy

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who is in massachusetts

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oh it is girl

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nvm

quick ginkgo
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How would anyone here feel like if they catched the belt while being swinged at them from their parents

livid lava
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wtf is this music

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and pictures

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lol

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my parents never beat me

quick ginkgo
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OK

livid lava
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¨like ya with wooden spoon

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but

quick ginkgo
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YOUR NOT HUMAN

livid lava
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like 2x

long glen
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I would be terrified because the zombie apocalypse has started. (just joking. mostly)

ashen orbit
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i would probably tackle my parents and actually beat the shit out of them

fading nymph
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Yeah kveto beat his parents

quick ginkgo
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Imagine beating your parents

livid lava
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I can, my father would not outrun me

golden ivy
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I've caught the belt before

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Tbh it was my bro swinging it

quick ginkgo
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If it was my father

livid lava
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like I said, he has no functional legs

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so

quick ginkgo
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You would see your grave

livid lava
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oh boi that fart

golden ivy
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Kvetko

livid lava
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yes

golden ivy
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Oversharing

quick ginkgo
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Lol

livid lava
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coming from u

fading nymph
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I would smear vagisil all over the belt.

livid lava
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I am just making fun of my dad