#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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It transmits thought physical contact, not coughing right?

bold quest
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Airborne

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?

void spade
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I hope lmao, because he pulled his facemask down everytime he coughed

golden ivy
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That kinda defeats the purpose of the facemask

frail warren
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hey chy, that map is pretty dank

pliant schooner
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i heard there is a health risk that might happen due to people in america mass buying facemasks

frail warren
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yeah

golden ivy
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Any PlagueInc players here?

pliant schooner
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yeah

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u wanna go to greenland with me exelot

golden ivy
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That was indeed what I was going for

frail warren
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Madagascar gang

void spade
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imagine not hopping to Madagascar

golden ivy
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Or Madagascar

void spade
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Kuamo gets it

bold quest
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Map needs like a few more red dots

pliant schooner
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we would need to stop boats coming in tho

frail warren
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Laughs in closed ports

frail cedar
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Heck

void spade
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just saying if I get some kind of deadly disease before I turn 21 in like 3 days

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ima b e

golden ivy
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Greenland > Madagascar because cold and health care

void spade
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FURIOUS

frail cedar
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21 gang

bold quest
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Ew adults

frail warren
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Madagascar > Greenland because no confirmed cases

golden ivy
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Younglings

frail warren
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boomer

frail cedar
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Imagine typing the word youngling

pliant schooner
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moomer

golden ivy
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23 a boomer? Really?

frail warren
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yes

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we're zoomers

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because we zoom

bold quest
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Imagine dying in order to avoid getting infected

golden ivy
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I'm a late late millennial

frail warren
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*Millennial

void spade
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I'm barely a zoomer

golden ivy
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If I was born two months later I would have been a zoomer

frail warren
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and i found out a great design to a new facemask

pliant schooner
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they are both bad

frail warren
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just a solid piece of plastic

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you don't breathe'

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no virus

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no dead

long glen
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Move to madagascar to avoid coronavirus, get malaria instead. hahaha

golden ivy
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No dead?

bold quest
frail warren
wispy dagger
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new idle skilling boss

tame sparrow
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That's not a mask

frail warren
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imagine having nitro

wispy dagger
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imagine having global emojis

bold quest
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Imagine having no genitals

pliant schooner
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imagine stubbing your toes on one foot and then stubbing your toes on the other

golden ivy
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Imagine the world not going to shit in a single month

vital heart
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imagine being born in 2020

golden ivy
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Ga ga gu ga

tame sparrow
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Imagine not being prepared to fight to the death over the last can of creamed corn in the state after the pandemic wipes out 99% of the population

frail warren
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nobody:
2020: You haven't seen shit. I'm the Elon Musk of bad ideas.

bold quest
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Imagine contracting the corona virus right after being born

golden ivy
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I found the American

frail warren
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r/ifoundtheamerican

woven apex
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๐Ÿ”ซ

vital heart
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tbh itll wipe mostly boomers

pliant schooner
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imagine contracting the corona virus while drinking a corona

bold quest
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๐Ÿ†

tame sparrow
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r/ihavereddit

frail warren
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r/sodoi

woven apex
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r/woooosh

vital heart
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impossible, corona kills corona @pliant schooner

pliant schooner
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nah thats the lime

golden ivy
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r/metoo

bold quest
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It's actually the ice

golden ivy
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Wasn't it the alcohol?

tame sparrow
vital heart
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it was alco iirc

woven apex
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Cute

vital heart
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dumb rat looking thing

golden ivy
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Chinchila

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Lol

vital heart
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snakes are cooler

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a snake would eat that mouse

frail warren
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snek

golden ivy
frail warren
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sosig > everything

tame sparrow
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axolotl!

pliant schooner
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are chinchillas not endangered

bold quest
void spade
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Axolotls are cute :)

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Oh! Cat!

golden ivy
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Oh beer!

woven apex
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Bad kitty

tame sparrow
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Wild chinchillas are endangered. Pet chinchillas are typically captive bred and are very common

golden ivy
woven apex
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Weird cat

golden ivy
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Damn this too hard

frail warren
bold quest
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Penetrated

frail warren
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sosig

golden ivy
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I'm at the same level with yah wst

vital heart
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i want hotdog

tame sparrow
void spade
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I have my 3 month probation review for work tomorrow and i need to do a self assessment on my performance. I feel like it's a trap, hella scressed

golden ivy
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Did you make that yourself @wispy dagger

pliant schooner
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kuamo should have turned the roll upside down for more effect

wispy dagger
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yep

golden ivy
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Noice

wispy dagger
void spade
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Dats pretty cool jodoc

bold quest
golden ivy
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Yeah, got that part

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Lol

frail warren
tame sparrow
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nice jodoc, very nice

wispy dagger
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lots of weenies going around this chat

frail warren
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sosig

golden ivy
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People like weiners I guys

tame sparrow
frail warren
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yuum

foggy thorn
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what

wispy dagger
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wrap it in bacon and deep fry it

bold quest
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They like it raw

pliant schooner
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get a bratwurst sausage

tame sparrow
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german sausages are the wurst

wispy dagger
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wst that might be a bit much for this server

golden ivy
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K deleted

bold quest
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The mods haven't seen it anyway

wispy dagger
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creepy ass face

tame sparrow
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also it was garbage, get funnier pics

foggy thorn
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seen what

vital heart
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@bold quest hotdog with the boys

frail warren
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nothing

pliant schooner
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u will never know

bold quest
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Your mom

foggy thorn
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but I know

golden ivy
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We ain't snitching

foggy thorn
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I saw it

pliant schooner
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saw what huh

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what u saying

wispy dagger
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looks like he could be a weiny weener

bold quest
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You loved it

foggy thorn
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whatever that was

golden ivy
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Pictures or it didn't happen

foggy thorn
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no

tame sparrow
frail warren
wispy dagger
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oof

golden ivy
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Big oof

void spade
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@tame sparrow old old old old

frail warren
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old?

golden ivy
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Windows XP?

bold quest
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Americans should say kobe when china gets nuked

golden ivy
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Facts

tame sparrow
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look to the left of the windows xp lmao

red cobalt
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lel

foggy thorn
red cobalt
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So true

frail warren
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haha

wispy dagger
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it clearly wasnt drawn to fit any of the shapes

red cobalt
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Also "This is for pros, can you beat it?" and then the ad shows something that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the game at all.

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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Or all those 'pokemon' games where the ad has actual Pokemon but when you go to the play store you see that it's all a ripoff

bold quest
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insert uphill

golden ivy
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Ye

red cobalt
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Or the favorite. Facebook ad using graphics/videos from a completely different game and then the actual game looks like shit.

bold quest
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Just like dating apps

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Except with people

golden ivy
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It's basically catfishing

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Last time i saw a blatant diablo 2 rippof ad on youtube .....

tame sparrow
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The problem with dating apps is hat all the pretty and wealthy people use ones that cost money, so only the ugly and poor people remain

golden ivy
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Even tho the game was different

frail warren
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handmade in paint

wispy dagger
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go around the maze

frail warren
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with my great art skills

bold quest
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when the word diablo enters your sight for a second and your brain reads it as dildo

golden ivy
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Big brain

frail warren
red cobalt
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Summary of a lot of other mobile game ads: bewbs

wispy dagger
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when heiz's brain is in an awkward area enough to think about that

frail warren
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uh

frail cedar
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Levels of maze completion
Complete the maze
Yeet the maze
Confuze the maze
Make the maze complete you

wispy dagger
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ashley is the maze

frail warren
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finish in the maze

bold quest
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Penetrate the maze

red cobalt
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dildo 2: lord of feces

frail cedar
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I am maize

fossil stratus
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Ugh, i'm super tired

wispy dagger
frail warren
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

golden ivy
rose halo
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Realize - there is no maze

frail cedar
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Wtf

frail warren
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i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

frail cedar
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Lurker, kill it

wispy dagger
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BURRRN

frail warren
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burh

pliant schooner
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i will just bring juggernaught with me and he can clear a path straight through

wispy dagger
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bruhn

golden ivy
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Who, where

bold quest
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Feel this great resonant soul

wispy dagger
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what, when, why, how

frail cedar
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Bruh speaking of juggernaut i just got gta v for pc so i can try to melt my cpu

golden ivy
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Whom'st

fossil stratus
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wow it reminds me SOME kind of puzzles

wispy dagger
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sounds hot ashley

frail warren
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cooking with cpu's

wispy dagger
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vadbeard though

bold quest
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10k degrees pc videos

frail cedar
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Vad you look kind of cray, i like

wispy dagger
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look'n like a banana

bold quest
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A crayon

frail warren
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looks like you already got infected with corona and have became a corona beer

frail cedar
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Oof

golden ivy
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If you want to burn just your cpu, try MHWorld

red cobalt
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Waht

wispy dagger
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kuamo figured out where the virus started

golden ivy
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Become one with the Corona?

wispy dagger
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beer company

frail warren
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if you want to burn your cpu, try a fire

red cobalt
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Zero issues with iceborne tbh

fossil stratus
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Just saw the new future content blog post from lava

frail warren
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yeah

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big sad

golden ivy
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Ever since icebrorne I had to resort to mods to make sure I didn't lag

tame sparrow
wispy dagger
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thats why i made the skull laugh cause thats how i kinda feel about future update post

errant forge
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I just got SSBU today. However, my dad HAD TO buy it used, so I couldn't redeem the extra gold tokens and redeem them for a month of Online. Fuck him.

wispy dagger
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vad thats pretty cool

frail warren
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what's SSBU

golden ivy
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Plankey? Havnt heard that name in a long time

fossil stratus
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whats that

tame sparrow
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Super Smothers Brothers Ultimate

fossil stratus
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u know him?

errant forge
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And now I am upgrading the game from 1.0.0 to 7.0.0

frail warren
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oh

wispy dagger
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its plank from smash

frail warren
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your dad is good

long glen
foggy thorn
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you are upgrading the game???

frail warren
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he buys stuff cheap

foggy thorn
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that's a first

errant forge
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And is that a quirk of the game being used, or is there no SSBU tutorial?

foggy thorn
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no tuforial

frail warren
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just play

fossil stratus
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He dug under the maze lol

frail warren
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it's easy

foggy thorn
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yeah just play

errant forge
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I cannot, I am upgrading

tame sparrow
foggy thorn
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do world of light

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that's like a tutorial

fossil stratus
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hmmm

bold quest
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Imagine not ignoring tutorials like everyone else normally does

errant forge
pliant schooner
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mate duckboats for the win vad

foggy thorn
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it's not a meme tho

tame sparrow
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None of these are memes ondrashek, mind your fucking business

wispy dagger
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i hope you brought a boat, cause that parking is vip boats only

bold quest
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mating with duckboats

pliant schooner
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oooofff

errant forge
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Well, it points to the lake so it's a meme

foggy thorn
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what

errant forge
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As cars cannot park in water

foggy thorn
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no

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no

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ondra just shhh

tame sparrow
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Your dumb dad cheaping out and buying you the poor people version of SSBU is now a meme, please take it elsewhere

bold quest
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I point at lake, I hev become meme itself

wispy dagger
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ondra your content you post is always more or less #550107059920699392 worthy, so im sure posting a regular picture is fine

foggy thorn
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^

errant forge
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The switch and all other games came brand new, but my dad went cheapskatish and bought used SSBU so I have to pay for online.

winged sigil
foggy thorn
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if you bought it new, you would of still had to pay for online

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but ok

winged sigil
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would of

foggy thorn
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alien shut

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go work on your game >:(

winged sigil
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kuaka learn to type

wispy dagger
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is it funny how a lot of the purple mods are making their own games

foggy thorn
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I am

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currently in English class

errant forge
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No. I would of have gotten gold tokens from the game, and then I could redeem them, along with my eShop credit, for a free month of online.

wispy dagger
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kuaka you need a grammarly class

errant forge
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@wispy dagger But Grammarly premium is $30

golden ivy
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Who here loved bacon?

wispy dagger
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ondra you're not premium

frail warren
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bacon is good

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like sosig

golden ivy
wispy dagger
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bacon tho

frail warren
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

wispy dagger
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look'n like wormies compared to american bacon

fossil stratus
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i like bacon in cheeseburger

wispy dagger
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still good though

golden ivy
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Yeah this is bacon worms

fossil stratus
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lol

wispy dagger
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fivelike you know its better to put cheeseburger on your bacon

fossil stratus
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hes getting insulted on his type of bacon. Leave him alone

golden ivy
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We have many types, stripped, plaques, worms

wispy dagger
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stripped GWchadLENNYTHINK

golden ivy
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This one works best for scrambled egg

frail warren
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we have one version

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grease

wispy dagger
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cook'n with lightining

echo spade
wispy dagger
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yeah just zeus the whole lot of them before you even cut it up, fresh on the farm

tame sparrow
wispy dagger
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vad walks out in a crowd of corona people, shrugging at them

fossil stratus
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

echo spade
gleaming patio
golden ivy
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Ho stalker style meme

fossil stratus
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whats stalker style

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r u a stalker?

golden ivy
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Never played stalker ?

fossil stratus
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no

golden ivy
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Oof

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Its a FPS game

fossil stratus
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oh

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seems fun

tame sparrow
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Its a game that is easier to play on harder difficulty settings

wispy dagger
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vad get daft punk helmets

golden ivy
tame sparrow
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My next helmet purchase will be a soviet MIG pressure helmet, I hope

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But I is poor right now so not for long time

golden ivy
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Huh ? U collecting helmets ?

tame sparrow
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I collect respiratory protection gear

golden ivy
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Interesting

tame sparrow
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And also some hats

golden ivy
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I collect coins and exotic knifes

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More antique stuff

tame sparrow
foggy thorn
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hi sela

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bad funny

wispy dagger
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hallo

proven moss
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@fossil stratus I uninstalled and reinstalled after a few days, my account is restored somehow. THANK GOD

golden ivy
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@tame sparrow oof

tame sparrow
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oof what

golden ivy
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about the rats im wst28 just this is my pc account

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i also had a few pet rats

tame sparrow
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Rats are such lovely pets

livid lava
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"collect" like they are things

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lol

tame sparrow
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Well I had seven of them, collection seems more appropriate than herd, I think

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The correct term is mischief of rats but it sounds a bit silly

livid lava
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I do not know what herd or mischief is so, I will go with the collect ya

foggy thorn
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hmm

tame sparrow
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indeed

ashen orbit
foggy thorn
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queso

ashen orbit
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nani?

wispy dagger
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hmmmmm

foggy thorn
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what

wispy dagger
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what

foggy thorn
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๐Ÿ‘€

void spade
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can you update Pet Update to say Afterlife

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that's the new hotness

foggy thorn
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robux @golden ivy

wispy dagger
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nice

dim inlet
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I'm back and static is still not a mod

wispy dagger
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hello daavi

foggy thorn
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daav

dim inlet
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hi

foggy thorn
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we probably won't we getting any new mods for a while

dim inlet
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I mean jr mod

fossil stratus
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@proven moss Eh, no prob, its nice to help, even considering I replied about 30 mins later, haha...

dim inlet
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he made a petition for it

void spade
foggy thorn
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yeah

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but

void spade
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just need to add lava head

tame sparrow
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Ah, I'll buy it at a high price

foggy thorn
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Ah, you'?

void spade
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@dim inlet it's okay I've put my campaign on hold indefinitely

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yeah

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LMAO

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okay that's still accurate so

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we're good

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it works

foggy thorn
tame sparrow
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I went as the RE4 merchant for Halloween one year when I was in high school

foggy thorn
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that's a funny

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relatable

tame sparrow
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It was less popular than the previous year's costume, the Denim Bandit. I wore jeans, a jean jacket, and made a denim face mask and denim hat.

foggy thorn
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back then giveaways were 100 gems

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ye

void spade
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I think I'm gonna start making Static's Super Sick Bug Fix Compendium today Kuaka

foggy thorn
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@void spade all bugs fixed?

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oh on Twitter

livid lava
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me

void spade
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no no, as in I'm gonna start looking through the bug list and writing up reasons for bugs and potential fixes

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as opposed to my current method of randomly looking at whatever someone brings up in bug-reports or whatever

wispy dagger
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selahattin thats such an old idea

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just saying

foggy thorn
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got it

wispy dagger
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you're not the first to think fo doing that

ashen orbit
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it looks like tubatron

void spade
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yeah Sela is an oldhead

wispy dagger
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and nah

foggy thorn
wispy dagger
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the game should actually feature little lava's head on everything

foggy thorn
wispy dagger
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that keyboard needs cleaning

foggy thorn
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I agree jodoc

ashen orbit
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lol

void spade
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confirmation that Lava just writes shit down on paper instead of like, using an issue tracker or literally anything else

ashen orbit
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lol

foggy thorn
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yes

ashen orbit
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Lmao

void spade
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Slime and duck with only loot gene in the table Pog

foggy thorn
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23 sec

wispy dagger
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selahattin could just look up your name and has image

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in discord search

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if it was posted here somewhere

foggy thorn
void spade
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wtf

arctic badge
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So do my pets boost me or something plz answer me

foggy thorn
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que

void spade
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what exactly do you mean

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boost you how???????

arctic badge
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Like my stats @void spade

wispy dagger
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they make you go faster

foggy thorn
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yes

wispy dagger
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better

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strongr

foggy thorn
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higher pet levels give more hp and dmg

arctic badge
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Noice

foggy thorn
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everyone does

burnt pecan
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This enitre discord has become a shitpost

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ngl

void spade
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just gen chat

foggy thorn
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it really has

void spade
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ask-questions is chill

foggy thorn
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one day it's just mm

astral magnet
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"ask questions in chill"

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sure. but half the time people dont answer your questions

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and the other half, theres too much activity to get questions answered

foggy thorn
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yes we do

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but ok

wispy dagger
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i feel like there should be a poke attack for pets that turns the fist into a pointer/poker

burnt pecan
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cause people dont know it

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or its dum

astral magnet
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theres no dumb questions, just stupid answers

foggy thorn
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no

void spade
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I mean people can't be around 24/7 to answer questions

foggy thorn
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there's definitely dumb questions

wispy dagger
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patch notes was never a question

void spade
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you go in, ask your question, if someone doesn't answer then ask a little while later

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but yes there are ABSOLUTELY dumb questions @astral magnet

foggy thorn
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yea

livid lava
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I can

foggy thorn
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you get roles by talking now

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!promo

raw folioBOT
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Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9

wispy dagger
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i like looking up my name and has:sound

livid lava
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why do you have TM in name ?

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can I stole ur name ?

foggy thorn
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because

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n

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o

wispy dagger
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can play music files in search without messing up anything even when switching channels

livid lava
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yes

foggy thorn
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no

livid lava
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hmm

void spade
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lmaooo

foggy thorn
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lol

livid lava
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huh

kind rover
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Yo I come on to see another great lava photoshop and it's from the one and only Sela!

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Long time no see

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Missed your shops

void spade
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you have red color tho

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ohhh

foggy thorn
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jodoc had shoulder parrot for a while

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which is lava color

kind rover
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Pink was parrot

wispy dagger
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technically its pinker

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yeah meatoe

kind rover
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remembers Gaius

foggy thorn
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no

void spade
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what dat

kind rover
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Lava's troll

foggy thorn
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wasn't he the toxic guy

kind rover
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Yeha lava's friend or something

foggy thorn
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or was that the other person

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oh ok

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yeah super toxix

paper shore
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so i have a question for someone experienced in this game that iโ€™d prefer to ask in pm to avoid potential information that may be unknown to others and i donโ€™t wanna post in spoilers since thereโ€™s stuff iโ€™d like to avoid seeing also

foggy thorn
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pm me

kind rover
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BRB

wispy dagger
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pm evry mod

foggy thorn
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lol

tame sparrow
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Make sure to pay kuaka in feet pics, he loves those

wispy dagger
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see who comes with best answer

foggy thorn
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no

void spade
#

@paper shore pm me so I can find it

#

in the code

#

๐Ÿ™‚

#

then I can send lava the fix and he probably won't read it

wispy dagger
#

tmnt

#

well there is a lava clone in the tanks of pets

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

#

tbh i wanted to make a mutated lava for a while now

foggy thorn
#

there's no fruit card and in disappointed

tame sparrow
#

Nobody spoil the secret Sigourney Weaver tank for him

kind rover
#

Sela where have u been, what brings you back

#

Ah

tame sparrow
#

Jodoc you should make an art of a sigourney weaver tank also

paper shore
#

never give up games pal

kind rover
#

Idle Skilling is good therapy

paper shore
#

my therapy is playing stardew lmao

golden ivy
#

Same ^

paper shore
#

itโ€™s by far my favourite game to relax with

foggy thorn
#

I reached the cursed 55

paper shore
#

my fiancรฉ and I play it together and we have a farm of like 6 months

kind rover
#

New update is good, spelunking

foggy thorn
void spade
#

oof

foggy thorn
#

work on construction

#

o yeah work on pets

kind rover
#

Level up pets, get all tanks, do spelunking

#

Spelunking and construction are a whole new depth for the game

#

Yeah update, it's the newest icon on the top of the screen

paper shore
#

gosh i will have to pick my nephew up from after school club before i get this frickin thing and iโ€™m already an hour in

foggy thorn
#

yeah

#

40 gems

wispy dagger
#

i dont think playstore liked that

foggy thorn
#

that was the great depression for lava

wispy dagger
#

notsure, lotta weird things happened back then

foggy thorn
#

yea

#

but iOS bad

fossil stratus
#

i remember that

#

yeah, he has dig cap too

#

No

#

Waaay

#

higher

#

than 100

#

At least 300

tardy crescent
#

when you reach lvl 16 in learning in 8 hours with a spelunker

golden ivy
#

I dont even open idle anymore

fossil stratus
#

oh thats interesting

golden ivy
#

I find discord more entertaining

void spade
#

ok

fossil stratus
#

oof

burnt pecan
#

not wrong though

fossil stratus
#

I still play idle skilling in my free time

burnt pecan
#

Ive been spending more time here than IS

fossil stratus
#

Thats normal

#

Its an idle game

burnt pecan
#

like a lot tho

#

lol

golden ivy
#

also same

#

Im like the most active, worst player

burnt pecan
#

probably

#

lol

golden ivy
#

yeah

#

ice cream 1

tardy crescent
#

xd

past hinge
#

Guys! I want to share my excitement with y'all!! Just got the gorshank pet in only like 1k keys!!!

livid lava
#

ugh

#

fck you

golden ivy
#

i got gorshank pet my first hyper egg

livid lava
#

I gain all my pets thru hyper egg

tardy crescent
#

then people literally offending people who are weaker than them

void spade
#

what

golden ivy
#

what

tardy crescent
#

If you said fuck you, note gorshank pet cost me <1k keys haha

livid lava
#

fuck u 2x

#

I can not even get a frecking king card

tardy crescent
#

someone posts 5k lvl strength
usual people: haha rookie numbers

livid lava
#

after like 1k of coupons

void spade
#

oh elm just mad that he can't flex

#

haha

golden ivy
#

1k coupons?

livid lava
#

yes

golden ivy
#

at that point just savescum it

tardy crescent
#

hahaha no need to offend people tho?

void spade
#

he meant tickets

livid lava
#

tickets

golden ivy
#

oh

void spade
#

cause he said king card

livid lava
#

can that be savescummed as well ?

golden ivy
#

yeah but i ignored the seconed part

void spade
#

no

pliant schooner
#

card of the king

livid lava
#

oh

tardy crescent
#

how'd ya savescum raids wut

livid lava
#

I need that card for construction

#

oh god

void spade
#

you can't savescum raids

livid lava
#

how u save scum raid

void spade
#

that's why I said no

livid lava
#

asylum

void spade
#

no

golden ivy
#

I wish you could saevscrum pachi

void spade
#

you can't savescum the bosses

tardy crescent
#

xd

#

savescums pachi to get 1500 daily gems

void spade
#

I mean

livid lava
#

so I am frecked up without card

void spade
#

TECHNICALLY

livid lava
#

nah like I think I will get it in 2021

void spade
#

you can savescum ANYTHING if you make a backup with helium

#

and then try what you're doing

livid lava
#

... that is too much trouble and time

golden ivy
#

yeah buts that small penis energy

void spade
#

and then restore the backup if u don't get it

livid lava
#

and helium does not work with my phone

#

same as autoclicker

#

huh

pliant schooner
#

u can saveskum raids if u use that gameback up thing

fossil stratus
#

wat

golden ivy
#

thats what he said

livid lava
#

ok still no card but +3 ticket

void spade
#

that's what I just said I think rising

wispy dagger
#

my pachinko ball went into purple portal and was going fine down the side until third bump to last and went 3 colors away from the end

golden ivy
#

I have gotten like 6 jackpots

void spade
#

oh I found the code for pachinko

#

kinda confusing

tardy crescent
#

mine went left only at the very last pin

golden ivy
#

and i only get like 50 balls per day

wispy dagger
#

static make the ball always go to th right pls

fossil stratus
#

there are codes now?

void spade
#

idk how

tardy crescent
#

6 jackpots? you fucking wealthy

golden ivy
#

i spent the gems on ur mom

tardy crescent
#

only 1 nerfed jackpot for me

pliant schooner
#

i want just 1 jackpot

void spade
#

@fossil stratus I decompiled the PC version

golden ivy
#

took her out for dinner

tardy crescent
fossil stratus
#

oh

pliant schooner
#

i just want the mastery thing

livid lava
#

there is better chance for jackpot then my raid king card

void spade
#

isn't raid card like 1/60?

golden ivy
#

no?

tardy crescent
#

1/60 looks too high

golden ivy
#

jackpot is like 1/28000

void spade
#

I'll check elm

pliant schooner
#

which king card is it?

golden ivy
#

something like that

tardy crescent
#

got all my raid cards back then with <2k tickets

void spade
#

yeah which King card

livid lava
#

last one

void spade
#

ok

livid lava
#

10 tickets

pliant schooner
#

i have 150 tickets lets see if i get it

past hinge
#

i just tried to last king card with 1.5k tickets, no luck

livid lava
#

idk, like I have been doing that since spelunking... well even before that

void spade
#

yeah King Z is a 1 in 60 chance @tardy crescent

livid lava
#

lol...

#

I did those 60 for sure

golden ivy
#

well have u tried doing another 60?

#

might weork

void spade
livid lava
#

fck u brayx, I wanna cry

fossil stratus
#

I got 2/3 of the raid cards w/ >3k tickets

void spade
#

just unlucky

livid lava
#

ya unlucky, that is my name

void spade
#

actually

wide lotus
#

only had one jackpot aswell

void spade
#

it multiplies your tickets spent by 2

#

so king Z is 1 in 50

pliant schooner
#

i didnt get it

fossil stratus
#

same, never got more than one jackpot

livid lava
#

"more then one"

#

guys

void spade
#

ive never gotten a jackpot

livid lava
#

same

pliant schooner
#

holy fuck i somehow just got 1.1k keys

golden ivy
#

I am kinda lucky

fossil stratus
#

what how

golden ivy
#

6 jackpots

fossil stratus
#

dude

wispy dagger
#

nice job rising

livid lava
#

ok

wispy dagger
#

dont spend them al in one place...

livid lava
#

cheat

golden ivy
#

and tons of those 1 of every crystal rewards

wispy dagger
#

unless you want to that is...

pliant schooner
#

i think thats the first time i put on the deck that gives more keys and i have not been on asylum for 2 days so thats prob why

wispy dagger
#

dont touch it for a month and see what happens

fossil stratus
#

please Bray if u still have da gems show ur greatness to us

livid lava
#

pasive asylum key gain can be equipped ?

solemn estuary
#

Hey

livid lava
#

hey

wispy dagger
#

benjeeeee

solemn estuary
#

Jo jo Jodoc

pliant schooner
#

!passive

raw folioBOT
#

Passive cards do not need to be equipped in order to get the bonus. You will have their bonus simply by having the card in your collection.
However, if you equip the card, the bonus will double for any card except pachinko, chain level, and event cards.

pliant schooner
#

yeah

livid lava
#

oh lol for any card

#

new to me

fossil stratus
#

anyways what was the use of the insta-crash card at first?

solemn estuary
#

Passive cards with * are the double bonus passive cards

wispy dagger
#

gorshank's bp/ap card aslo had card info removed

#

only shows one

tardy crescent
#

Why da heck are the construction potions so logarithmic -_-

#

you'd get almost same effect from a lvl 100 potion as a lvl 1000 one

fossil stratus
#

idk

#

ask lava

solemn estuary
tardy crescent
void spade
#

I just wish they all worked

#

the masty ones dont ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

tardy crescent
#

yee

distant siren
#

everyone spam lavapls

tardy crescent
distant siren
#

because why not

burnt pecan
#

no

#

spam = mute

wispy dagger
#

Mute Gang

void spade
#

oh wait wtf, the first masty potion DOES work

#

the second doesn't

golden ivy
#

mute bray gang

solemn estuary
#

gob bang

burnt pecan
#

masty pot?

fossil stratus
#

btw how'd u guys get the cards from the bottom row, in the raid/asylum bosses page?

solemn estuary
#

Bray knows

void spade
#

Diet Masty @burnt pecan

golden ivy
#

I do?

solemn estuary
#

Yeah

void spade
#

increases mastery bonuses

golden ivy
#

I know what exactly?

void spade
#

Diet works, 0 Cal Masty doesn't

burnt pecan
#

still dont remeber, probably good tho

solemn estuary
#

I don't know, but you do

burnt pecan
#

lol

#

Havent played in like a month or so

#

lol

distant siren
#

bob gsng

golden ivy
#

I do

#

you are correct

wispy dagger
#

when nobody has the png files anymore

golden ivy
#

I know all

#

I am wisdom

solemn estuary
#

I do

golden ivy
#

Hi Wisdom Im Bray

wispy dagger
#

dont get ahead of yourself bray

golden ivy
#

make me jodoc

#

I am god himself

solemn estuary
wispy dagger
#

blasfamy

void spade
#

@wispy dagger I have TeeHee Gang .png on my pc at home

solemn estuary
#

famy

wispy dagger
#

Famm

#

nice static, keep it safe ๐Ÿ‘€

tardy crescent
#

lol

#

defiled gsng

blissful raven
#

What is a masty potion

solemn estuary
fossil stratus
#

dont let anyone touch it

distant siren
#

I am running out of water

blissful raven
#

Does it have a mast

distant siren
solemn estuary
#

Mines better

void spade
#

@blissful raven I'm talkin about the ones that boost mastery bonuses

fossil stratus
#

how do u create a gif btw?

void spade
#

one works one doesn't

solemn estuary
#

Fivelike11 jodoc made them

blissful raven
#

Oh. I'm not impressed by those anyway

tardy crescent
#

to create a gif you must forfeit your mortal possessions to lava

blissful raven
#

They don't even boost all the masteries

tardy crescent
#

ikr

#

that means C R U S A D E

golden ivy
#

eeee

void spade
#

0 Cal Masty just doesn't get called at all lmao

tardy crescent
#

lava has been kidnapped by bluehero oh no

golden ivy
#

yeah rip him

#

but also bluehero thicc

distant siren
#

bluehero lore

#

idle skilling lore

tardy crescent
#

what if the responsible of bluehero's existance is lavaflame1

golden ivy
#

lava is bluehero

distant siren
#

what if lavaflame1 is bluehero in disguise

golden ivy
#

duh

#

one day i want to be as famous as bluehero

void spade
#

oh wait

fossil stratus
#

ur going too far

void spade
#

LMAO

tardy crescent
#

confirmed: we have been trolled and bluehero is actually lavaflame1

golden ivy
#

"you remember that bray guy, what an asshole"

void spade
#

Diet Masty applies the bonus for Diet Masty AND 0 Cal Masty

distant siren
#

uh

tardy crescent
#

troops, we have to start a crusade against the troop of lavaflame1

fossil stratus
#

I wanna go to bed rn

void spade
#

so Diet Masty applies bonuses to 8 mastery types

#

and 0 Cal does nothing

distant siren
#

lmao

woven apex
#

Lol

void spade
#

or more than 8 idk

fossil stratus
#

what if lavaflame1 was within us all?

distant siren
#

only lavaflame2 can resist lavaflame1's power

#

we are all being turned into lavaflame1 slowly

tardy crescent
#

All men and women from this universe, I have to say something important for the future of this universe: Lavaflame1 was found to be bluehero in disguise and has been summoning 1โ˜† reviews just to let our real Lavaflame2 be bowed down, but he was strong enough till we realised tmhe kidnapped our saviour Lava2.
We, as in all the entities of this universe, we have to get our stars and kill bluehero once for all.

#

Plasma, lava and cool 0* count as well as stars in here, we have to use the full potential.

wispy dagger
wide lotus
#

Smite him too smitherinez!

tardy crescent
#

xd

distant siren
#

^ lavaflame1 leaked selfie

fossil stratus
#

Whats that?

tardy crescent
#

lavaflame1 ๐Ÿ‘€

fossil stratus
#

Guys

tardy crescent
#

I'll let my 10* to help us destroy the sinner

distant siren
#

wait what no dont-

tardy crescent
#

neh we need way more to kill lava1 lol

fossil stratus
#

Im in history class rn, but idle skilling history seems funnier

wispy dagger
#

LuckyFunny

tardy crescent
#

unfunnyunlucky :v

#

gets banned

fossil stratus
#

dont say t

distant siren
#

boomer above the guy above the guy above me

fossil stratus
#

he could do it for real

frail warren
#

i just bombed the amc10

#

lets go

blissful raven
#

What the fuck it's sela

distant siren
#

okay then whos bluehero

#

you?

blissful raven
#

I thought Sela died

golden ivy
#

what

#

I was pinged

#

oh

#

yes lava is

frail warren
#

what

#

mod aboose

wispy dagger
#

modaboose.gif

golden ivy
#

no

distant siren
#

sike

golden ivy
#

make me

#

person above has small peen

frail warren
#

the person below me is big gay

distant siren
#

so still you?

#

oh hey im already gay

#

does that make me gayer

tardy crescent
#

@timid spear how can you confirm bluehero is dead if I was researching just now and bluehero is lavaflame1?

distant siren
#

lavaflame1

#

um

tardy crescent
#

there's no other explanation for the 1* reviews

distant siren
#

this man

#

we must capture him

#

he has immense power

tardy crescent
#

yes

#

We will need around 10,000* of damage to kill him

#

We need to one-shot him or we all will die

distant siren
#

oe

blissful raven
#

You can search his posts in the discord

distant siren
#

||when does this stop||

blissful raven
#

He seemed like a normal guy

#

Probably lost his save lol

tardy crescent
#

NoU @distant siren

wispy dagger
#

both sela

distant siren
#

they wont find your corpse

tardy crescent
#

xd

blissful raven
#

Sela are you actually doing wiki stuff these days

wispy dagger
#

you never deleted the evidence from our dms

tardy crescent
#

this guy's just trying to act as if like he was a collaborator of bluehero

frail warren
#

wot

#

ok

distant siren
#

we know the real bluehero

tardy crescent
#

XD

frail warren
#

my title is blue

blissful raven
#

Ok

tardy crescent
#

bluehero is lavaflame1

fossil stratus
#

Guys

frail warren
fossil stratus
#

I know

tardy crescent
distant siren
#

kuamo that doesnt make you bluehero

brittle oar
#

I starting to see bluehero PoV beleive it or not

fossil stratus
#

Bluehero is lava but controlled

tawdry seal
tardy crescent
#

lava 1 tho

frail warren
distant siren
#

"playing NGU idle"

fossil stratus
#

thats his alt

tardy crescent
#

not lava 2 anger

distant siren
#

this man is a traitor

frail warren
#

stfu

distant siren
#

no

#

fuc

blissful raven
#

Man trailer smh can't even be clever

tardy crescent
distant siren
#

oh no

#

he has posted the evidence

tardy crescent
#

lavaflame1?

distant siren
#

what have you done

#

you fool you doomed us all

tardy crescent
#

w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e

brittle oar
#

Well hes keep on always adding for new thing to the game without actually improving/balancing the rest of the content or bug fixing

frail warren
#

what

wispy dagger
#

i mean lava has changed colors of his pfp for a while now

tardy crescent
#

oh no

brittle oar
#

Ah that was contest Lava

frail warren
#

oh no

tardy crescent
#

lava3

fossil stratus
#

What happened

brittle oar
#

Oh yeah

tawdry seal
tardy crescent
#

the weaker lavaflame who's just a regular player

#

lava3

distant siren
#

wait

frail warren
#

guys
with the current evidence i have, i can conclude bluehero is bluehero

distant siren
#

where is lavaflame3?

tardy crescent
frail warren
#

dunno

fossil stratus
#

Hes long gone

frail warren
#

he's contest lavaflame

tardy crescent
#

L A V A F L A M E 1

distant siren
#

imagine if the lavas 1-4 were just the colors of the terraria pillars

fossil stratus
#

He's gone for greenland

solemn estuary
#

So I got scammed?

#

Rip

frail warren
#

reep

distant siren
#

reap

fossil stratus
#

rape

solemn estuary
#

Muted

fossil stratus
#

i was kidding guys lmao

frail warren
#

wtf

#

it was supposed to be mute him

#

not muted

tardy crescent
#

I have been studying in my bunker all possible relationships between bluehero and any relationships between any entities of our world and lavaflame1 was found to be a bully to everyone but to have a special hate to the other lavaflame entities, even more remarkably our savior Lavaflame2. This is why he summoned all the stars in the universe to be lonely and use them in 1 star reviews.

solemn estuary
#

Its now muethdy

tardy crescent
#

The final mission is destroying lavaflame1. Once we do we will all be free and happy.

solemn estuary
#

@lavaflame1

tame sparrow
solemn estuary
#

Lava flamel

tardy crescent
#

he's obviously not on lavaflame2's disc

#

@tame sparrow bluehero is way uglier

wispy dagger
#

vad thats a cheeseburger with teeth

tame sparrow
#

I could really go for a cheeseburger

solemn estuary
#

I want his clothes

#

I need them

frail warren
#

why

foggy thorn
#

yes

frail warren
#

yee

fossil stratus
#

They dont seem so nice

#

get some others

solemn estuary
#

I could use them

fossil stratus
#

Really, even u dont deserve 'em

distant siren
#

bluehere'o

#

blue lava bluehero

fossil stratus
#

thx

tardy crescent
#

we only need to know how to reunite all together to form an entity stronger than lavaflame1

tame sparrow
#

who cares

distant siren
#

most of us do

fossil stratus
#

Hmmm

foggy thorn
#

thats waterice1

distant siren
#

oh no

tardy crescent
#

no U @foggy thorn

foggy thorn
#

@tardy crescent si tu

wispy dagger
tardy crescent
distant siren
#

pin giver lavaflame 2

foggy thorn
#

no

tardy crescent
#

we need to summon lava right now

blissful raven
#

Poor vad. He just wants to fit in but all these guys are like 15

tardy crescent
#

only with him can we defeat lava1

distant siren
#

l a v a q

wispy dagger
#

vad can be whatever he wants

frail warren
#

he be spittin straight facts

distant siren
#

im not a guy im a manchild

tame sparrow
#

Fuck yeah, I'm gonna be a astronaut

distant siren
#

im offended

frail warren
#

to us you are a guy

distant siren
#

why

fossil stratus
#

Wait what if we summoned some sort of clone of bluehero as an ais

tame sparrow
#

good riddance

fossil stratus
#

aid*

tardy crescent
distant siren
#

kuammo

frail warren
#

what

#

no

distant siren
#

kuamo? more like

#

kua no

solemn estuary
#

no

fossil stratus
#

go back to ur cave ples

frail warren
#

go away bluehero

tardy crescent
#

we need lava2 right now to draw plans how to kill this

distant siren
#

wait

#

why

foggy thorn
#

no

frail warren
#

delet that