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I hope lmao, because he pulled his facemask down everytime he coughed
That kinda defeats the purpose of the facemask
hey chy, that map is pretty dank
i heard there is a health risk that might happen due to people in america mass buying facemasks
yeah
Any PlagueInc players here?
That was indeed what I was going for
Madagascar gang
imagine not hopping to Madagascar
Or Madagascar
Kuamo gets it
Map needs like a few more red dots
we would need to stop boats coming in tho
Laughs in closed ports
Heck
just saying if I get some kind of deadly disease before I turn 21 in like 3 days
ima b e
Greenland > Madagascar because cold and health care
FURIOUS
21 gang
Ew adults
Madagascar > Greenland because no confirmed cases
Younglings
boomer
Imagine typing the word youngling
moomer
23 a boomer? Really?
Imagine dying in order to avoid getting infected
I'm a late late millennial
*Millennial
I'm barely a zoomer
If I was born two months later I would have been a zoomer
and i found out a great design to a new facemask
they are both bad
Move to madagascar to avoid coronavirus, get malaria instead. 
No dead?
This is a good mask

new idle skilling boss
That's not a mask
imagine having nitro
Imagine having no genitals
imagine stubbing your toes on one foot and then stubbing your toes on the other
Imagine the world not going to shit in a single month
imagine being born in 2020
Ga ga gu ga
Imagine not being prepared to fight to the death over the last can of creamed corn in the state after the pandemic wipes out 99% of the population
nobody:
2020: You haven't seen shit. I'm the Elon Musk of bad ideas.
Imagine contracting the corona virus right after being born
I found the American
r/ifoundtheamerican
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tbh itll wipe mostly boomers
imagine contracting the corona virus while drinking a corona
๐
r/ihavereddit
r/sodoi
r/woooosh
impossible, corona kills corona @pliant schooner
nah thats the lime
r/metoo
It's actually the ice
Wasn't it the alcohol?
imagine a chinchilla
it was alco iirc
Cute
dumb rat looking thing
snek
Image a Axolotl
sosig > everything
axolotl!
are chinchillas not endangered
Oh beer!
Bad kitty
Wild chinchillas are endangered. Pet chinchillas are typically captive bred and are very common
Weird cat
Damn this too hard
Penetrated
sosig
I'm at the same level with yah wst
i want hotdog
Am ready for the harpening
I have my 3 month probation review for work tomorrow and i need to do a self assessment on my performance. I feel like it's a trap, hella scressed
Did you make that yourself @wispy dagger
kuamo should have turned the roll upside down for more effect
yep
Noice
from lava's #๐future-content-blog
Dats pretty cool jodoc
@vital heart
nice jodoc, very nice
lots of weenies going around this chat
sosig
People like weiners I guys
yuum
what
wrap it in bacon and deep fry it
They like it raw
get a bratwurst sausage
german sausages are the wurst
wst that might be a bit much for this server
The mods haven't seen it anyway
creepy ass face
also it was garbage, get funnier pics
seen what
@bold quest hotdog with the boys
nothing
u will never know
Your mom
but I know
We ain't snitching
I saw it
looks like he could be a weiny weener
You loved it
whatever that was
Pictures or it didn't happen
no
@void spade
oof
Big oof
@tame sparrow old old old old
old?
Windows XP?
Americans should say kobe when china gets nuked
look to the left of the windows xp lmao
lel
So true
haha
it clearly wasnt drawn to fit any of the shapes
Also "This is for pros, can you beat it?" and then the ad shows something that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the game at all.
Or all those 'pokemon' games where the ad has actual Pokemon but when you go to the play store you see that it's all a ripoff
insert uphill
Ye
Or the favorite. Facebook ad using graphics/videos from a completely different game and then the actual game looks like shit.
It's basically catfishing
Last time i saw a blatant diablo 2 rippof ad on youtube .....
The problem with dating apps is hat all the pretty and wealthy people use ones that cost money, so only the ugly and poor people remain
Even tho the game was different
go around the maze
with my great art skills
when the word diablo enters your sight for a second and your brain reads it as dildo
Big brain

Summary of a lot of other mobile game ads: bewbs
when heiz's brain is in an awkward area enough to think about that
uh
Levels of maze completion
Complete the maze
Yeet the maze
Confuze the maze
Make the maze complete you
ashley is the maze
finish in the maze
Penetrate the maze
dildo 2: lord of feces
I am maize
Ugh, i'm super tired

๐ณ
@frail warren
Realize - there is no maze
Wtf
i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
BURRRN
burh
i will just bring juggernaught with me and he can clear a path straight through
bruhn
Who, where
Feel this great resonant soul
what, when, why, how
Bruh speaking of juggernaut i just got gta v for pc so i can try to melt my cpu
Whom'st
wow it reminds me SOME kind of puzzles
sounds hot ashley
cooking with cpu's
vadbeard though
10k degrees pc videos
Vad you look kind of cray, i like
look'n like a banana
A crayon
looks like you already got infected with corona and have became a corona beer
Oof
If you want to burn just your cpu, try MHWorld
Waht
kuamo figured out where the virus started
Become one with the Corona?
beer company
if you want to burn your cpu, try a fire
Zero issues with iceborne tbh
Just saw the new future content blog post from lava
Ever since icebrorne I had to resort to mods to make sure I didn't lag
Did I ever tell you guys I was in the Army with a real celebrity?
thats why i made the skull laugh cause thats how i kinda feel about future update post
I just got SSBU today. However, my dad HAD TO buy it used, so I couldn't redeem the extra gold tokens and redeem them for a month of Online. Fuck him.
vad thats pretty cool
what's SSBU
Plankey? Havnt heard that name in a long time
whats that
Super Smothers Brothers Ultimate
u know him?
And now I am upgrading the game from 1.0.0 to 7.0.0
oh
its plank from smash
your dad is good
you are upgrading the game???
he buys stuff cheap
that's a first
And is that a quirk of the game being used, or is there no SSBU tutorial?
no tuforial
just play
He dug under the maze lol
it's easy
yeah just play
I cannot, I am upgrading
hmmm
Imagine not ignoring tutorials like everyone else normally does
@tame sparrow #519106547692077067
mate duckboats for the win vad
it's not a meme tho
None of these are memes ondrashek, mind your fucking business
i hope you brought a boat, cause that parking is vip boats only
mating with duckboats
oooofff
Well, it points to the lake so it's a meme
what
As cars cannot park in water
Your dumb dad cheaping out and buying you the poor people version of SSBU is now a meme, please take it elsewhere
I point at lake, I hev become meme itself
ondra your content you post is always more or less #550107059920699392 worthy, so im sure posting a regular picture is fine
^
The switch and all other games came brand new, but my dad went cheapskatish and bought used SSBU so I have to pay for online.
would of
kuaka learn to type
is it funny how a lot of the purple mods are making their own games
No. I would of have gotten gold tokens from the game, and then I could redeem them, along with my eShop credit, for a free month of online.
kuaka you need a grammarly class
@wispy dagger But Grammarly premium is $30
Who here loved bacon?
ondra you're not premium
Luns
bacon tho
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look'n like wormies compared to american bacon
i like bacon in cheeseburger
still good though
Yeah this is bacon worms
lol
fivelike you know its better to put cheeseburger on your bacon
hes getting insulted on his type of bacon. Leave him alone
We have many types, stripped, plaques, worms
stripped 
This one works best for scrambled egg
cook'n with lightining

yeah just zeus the whole lot of them before you even cut it up, fresh on the farm
Perfect for a night on the town during the outbreak
vad walks out in a crowd of corona people, shrugging at them
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ


Ho stalker style meme
Never played stalker ?
no
Its a game that is easier to play on harder difficulty settings
vad get daft punk helmets
Here a brief sumary https://youtu.be/SjugsyOKNvg
An accurate depiction of life in the Zone.
Roadside Picnic (English Translation):
https://thomas-hersey.wiki.uml.edu/file/view/Roadside%2BPicnic.pdf
Cheap STALKER Copies (Steam or GOG.com):
https://www.g2a.com/
Send Sseth Shekels: https://www.paypal...
My next helmet purchase will be a soviet MIG pressure helmet, I hope
But I is poor right now so not for long time
Huh ? U collecting helmets ?
I collect respiratory protection gear
Interesting
And also some hats
Used to collect rats but they only live 2 to 4 years and it made me really sad every time one died :(
hallo
@fossil stratus I uninstalled and reinstalled after a few days, my account is restored somehow. THANK GOD
@tame sparrow oof
oof what
Rats are such lovely pets
Well I had seven of them, collection seems more appropriate than herd, I think
The correct term is mischief of rats but it sounds a bit silly
I do not know what herd or mischief is so, I will go with the collect ya
hmm
indeed

queso
nani?
what
what
๐
robux @golden ivy
nice
I'm back and static is still not a mod
hello daavi
daav
hi
we probably won't we getting any new mods for a while
I mean jr mod
@proven moss Eh, no prob, its nice to help, even considering I replied about 30 mins later, haha...
he made a petition for it
@timid spear
just need to add lava head
Ah, I'll buy it at a high price
Ah, you'?
@dim inlet it's okay I've put my campaign on hold indefinitely
yeah
LMAO
okay that's still accurate so
we're good
it works
I went as the RE4 merchant for Halloween one year when I was in high school
It was less popular than the previous year's costume, the Denim Bandit. I wore jeans, a jean jacket, and made a denim face mask and denim hat.
I think I'm gonna start making Static's Super Sick Bug Fix Compendium today Kuaka
100 gems and I haven't seen him give out that many unless I'm blind, which I probably am
@void spade all bugs fixed?
oh on Twitter
me
no no, as in I'm gonna start looking through the bug list and writing up reasons for bugs and potential fixes
as opposed to my current method of randomly looking at whatever someone brings up in bug-reports or whatever
got it
it looks like tubatron
yeah Sela is an oldhead
and nah
the game should actually feature little lava's head on everything
that keyboard needs cleaning
I agree jodoc
lol
confirmation that Lava just writes shit down on paper instead of like, using an issue tracker or literally anything else
lol
yes
Lmao
Slime and duck with only loot gene in the table Pog
23 sec
selahattin could just look up your name and has image
in discord search
if it was posted here somewhere
wtf
So do my pets boost me or something plz answer me
que
Like my stats @void spade
they make you go faster
yes
higher pet levels give more hp and dmg
Noice
everyone does
https://twitter.com/lavaflame2/status/1147988825383161856?s=19 occulon with loot genetic
Trekking Gamplay footage! Each pet has its own genes (Colorful icons), like Fire Punch, which give it abilities! Killing enemies moves you forward toward the next monster, while also giving you shards to spend on... well, I'll tell you later ๐ https://t.co/XxqDRnkDw2
just gen chat
it really has
ask-questions is chill
one day it's just 
"ask questions in chill"
sure. but half the time people dont answer your questions
and the other half, theres too much activity to get questions answered
i feel like there should be a poke attack for pets that turns the fist into a pointer/poker
theres no dumb questions, just stupid answers
no
I mean people can't be around 24/7 to answer questions
there's definitely dumb questions
patch notes was never a question
you go in, ask your question, if someone doesn't answer then ask a little while later
but yes there are ABSOLUTELY dumb questions @astral magnet
yea
I can
TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9
i like looking up my name and has:sound
can play music files in search without messing up anything even when switching channels
yes
no
hmm
lmaooo
lol
huh
Yo I come on to see another great lava photoshop and it's from the one and only Sela!
Long time no see
Missed your shops
Pink was parrot
remembers Gaius
no
what dat
Lava's troll
wasn't he the toxic guy
Yeha lava's friend or something
so i have a question for someone experienced in this game that iโd prefer to ask in pm to avoid potential information that may be unknown to others and i donโt wanna post in spoilers since thereโs stuff iโd like to avoid seeing also
pm me
BRB
pm evry mod
lol
Make sure to pay kuaka in feet pics, he loves those
see who comes with best answer
no
@paper shore pm me so I can find it
in the code
๐
then I can send lava the fix and he probably won't read it
tmnt
well there is a lava clone in the tanks of pets
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
tbh i wanted to make a mutated lava for a while now
there's no fruit card and in disappointed
Nobody spoil the secret Sigourney Weaver tank for him
Jodoc you should make an art of a sigourney weaver tank also
never give up games pal
Idle Skilling is good therapy
my therapy is playing stardew lmao
Same ^
itโs by far my favourite game to relax with
I reached the cursed 55
my fiancรฉ and I play it together and we have a farm of like 6 months
New update is good, spelunking
oof
Level up pets, get all tanks, do spelunking
Spelunking and construction are a whole new depth for the game
Yeah update, it's the newest icon on the top of the screen
gosh i will have to pick my nephew up from after school club before i get this frickin thing and iโm already an hour in
i dont think playstore liked that
that was the great depression for lava
notsure, lotta weird things happened back then
i remember that
yeah, he has dig cap too
No
Waaay
higher
than 100
At least 300
when you reach lvl 16 in learning in 8 hours with a spelunker
I dont even open idle anymore
oh thats interesting
I find discord more entertaining
ok
oof
not wrong though
I still play idle skilling in my free time
Ive been spending more time here than IS
xd
Guys! I want to share my excitement with y'all!! Just got the gorshank pet in only like 1k keys!!!
i got gorshank pet my first hyper egg
I gain all my pets thru hyper egg
then people literally offending people who are weaker than them
what
what
If you said fuck you, note gorshank pet cost me <1k keys haha
someone posts 5k lvl strength
usual people: haha rookie numbers
after like 1k of coupons
1k coupons?
yes
at that point just savescum it
no need to offend people tho?
he meant tickets
tickets
oh
cause he said king card
can that be savescummed as well ?
yeah but i ignored the seconed part
no
card of the king
oh
how'd ya savescum raids wut
you can't savescum raids
how u save scum raid
that's why I said no
no
I wish you could saevscrum pachi
you can't savescum the bosses
I mean
so I am frecked up without card
TECHNICALLY
nah like I think I will get it in 2021
you can savescum ANYTHING if you make a backup with helium
and then try what you're doing
... that is too much trouble and time
yeah buts that small penis energy
and then restore the backup if u don't get it
u can saveskum raids if u use that gameback up thing
wat
thats what he said
ok still no card but +3 ticket
that's what I just said I think rising
my pachinko ball went into purple portal and was going fine down the side until third bump to last and went 3 colors away from the end
I have gotten like 6 jackpots
mine went left only at the very last pin
and i only get like 50 balls per day
static make the ball always go to th right pls
there are codes now?
idk how
6 jackpots? you fucking wealthy
i spent the gems on ur mom
only 1 nerfed jackpot for me
i want just 1 jackpot
@fossil stratus I decompiled the PC version
took her out for dinner

oh
i just want the mastery thing
there is better chance for jackpot then my raid king card
isn't raid card like 1/60?
no?
1/60 looks too high
jackpot is like 1/28000
I'll check elm
which king card is it?
something like that
got all my raid cards back then with <2k tickets
yeah which King card
last one
ok
10 tickets
i have 150 tickets lets see if i get it
i just tried to last king card with 1.5k tickets, no luck
idk, like I have been doing that since spelunking... well even before that
yeah King Z is a 1 in 60 chance @tardy crescent
fck u brayx, I wanna cry
I got 2/3 of the raid cards w/ >3k tickets
just unlucky
ya unlucky, that is my name
actually
only had one jackpot aswell
i didnt get it
same, never got more than one jackpot
ive never gotten a jackpot
same
holy fuck i somehow just got 1.1k keys
I am kinda lucky
what how
6 jackpots
dude
nice job rising
ok
dont spend them al in one place...
cheat
and tons of those 1 of every crystal rewards
unless you want to that is...
i think thats the first time i put on the deck that gives more keys and i have not been on asylum for 2 days so thats prob why
dont touch it for a month and see what happens
please Bray if u still have da gems show ur greatness to us
pasive asylum key gain can be equipped ?
Hey
hey
benjeeeee
Jo jo Jodoc
!passive
Passive cards do not need to be equipped in order to get the bonus. You will have their bonus simply by having the card in your collection.
However, if you equip the card, the bonus will double for any card except pachinko, chain level, and event cards.
yeah
anyways what was the use of the insta-crash card at first?
Passive cards with * are the double bonus passive cards
Why da heck are the construction potions so logarithmic -_-
you'd get almost same effect from a lvl 100 potion as a lvl 1000 one


yee

because why not
Mute Gang
mute bray gang
gob bang
masty pot?
btw how'd u guys get the cards from the bottom row, in the raid/asylum bosses page?
Bray knows
Diet Masty @burnt pecan
I do?
Yeah
increases mastery bonuses
I know what exactly?
Diet works, 0 Cal Masty doesn't
still dont remeber, probably good tho
I don't know, but you do
bob gsng
when nobody has the png files anymore
I do
Hi Wisdom Im Bray
dont get ahead of yourself bray
blasfamy
@wispy dagger I have TeeHee Gang .png on my pc at home
famy
What is a masty potion
dont let anyone touch it
I am running out of water
Does it have a mast

@blissful raven I'm talkin about the ones that boost mastery bonuses
how do u create a gif btw?
one works one doesn't
Fivelike11 jodoc made them
Oh. I'm not impressed by those anyway
to create a gif you must forfeit your mortal possessions to lava
They don't even boost all the masteries
eeee
0 Cal Masty just doesn't get called at all lmao
lava has been kidnapped by bluehero oh no
what if the responsible of bluehero's existance is lavaflame1
lava is bluehero
what if lavaflame1 is bluehero in disguise
oh wait
ur going too far
LMAO
confirmed: we have been trolled and bluehero is actually lavaflame1
"you remember that bray guy, what an asshole"
Diet Masty applies the bonus for Diet Masty AND 0 Cal Masty
uh
troops, we have to start a crusade against the troop of lavaflame1
I wanna go to bed rn
lmao
Lol
or more than 8 idk
what if lavaflame1 was within us all?
only lavaflame2 can resist lavaflame1's power
we are all being turned into lavaflame1 slowly
All men and women from this universe, I have to say something important for the future of this universe: Lavaflame1 was found to be bluehero in disguise and has been summoning 1โ reviews just to let our real Lavaflame2 be bowed down, but he was strong enough till we realised tmhe kidnapped our saviour Lava2.
We, as in all the entities of this universe, we have to get our stars and kill bluehero once for all.
Plasma, lava and cool 0* count as well as stars in here, we have to use the full potential.
Smite him too smitherinez!
xd
^ lavaflame1 leaked selfie
Whats that?
lavaflame1 ๐
Guys
I'll let my 10* to help us destroy the sinner
wait what no dont-
neh we need way more to kill lava1 lol
Im in history class rn, but idle skilling history seems funnier
LuckyFunny
dont say t
boomer above the guy above the guy above me
he could do it for real
What the fuck it's sela
I thought Sela died
modaboose.gif
no
sike
the person below me is big gay
@timid spear how can you confirm bluehero is dead if I was researching just now and bluehero is lavaflame1?
there's no other explanation for the 1* reviews
yes
We will need around 10,000* of damage to kill him
We need to one-shot him or we all will die
oe
You can search his posts in the discord
||when does this stop||
NoU @distant siren
both sela
they wont find your corpse
Sela are you actually doing wiki stuff these days
you never deleted the evidence from our dms
this guy's just trying to act as if like he was a collaborator of bluehero
we know the real bluehero
XD
my title is blue
Ok
bluehero is lavaflame1
Guys

I know

kuamo that doesnt make you bluehero
I starting to see bluehero PoV beleive it or not
Bluehero is lava but controlled

lava 1 tho

"playing NGU idle"
thats his alt
not lava 2 
this man is a traitor
stfu
Man trailer smh can't even be clever

lavaflame1?
w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e
Well hes keep on always adding for new thing to the game without actually improving/balancing the rest of the content or bug fixing
what
i mean lava has changed colors of his pfp for a while now
oh no
Ah that was contest Lava
oh no
lava3
What happened
Oh yeah

wait
guys
with the current evidence i have, i can conclude bluehero is bluehero
where is lavaflame3?

dunno
Hes long gone
he's contest lavaflame
L A V A F L A M E 1
imagine if the lavas 1-4 were just the colors of the terraria pillars
He's gone for greenland
reep
reap
rape
Muted
i was kidding guys lmao
I have been studying in my bunker all possible relationships between bluehero and any relationships between any entities of our world and lavaflame1 was found to be a bully to everyone but to have a special hate to the other lavaflame entities, even more remarkably our savior Lavaflame2. This is why he summoned all the stars in the universe to be lonely and use them in 1 star reviews.
Its now muethdy
The final mission is destroying lavaflame1. Once we do we will all be free and happy.
@lavaflame1
Bluehero
Lava flamel
vad thats a cheeseburger with teeth
I could really go for a cheeseburger
why
yes
yee
I could use them
Really, even u dont deserve 'em
thx
we only need to know how to reunite all together to form an entity stronger than lavaflame1
who cares
most of us do
Hmmm
thats waterice1
oh no
no U @foggy thorn
@tardy crescent si tu


pin giver lavaflame 2
no
we need to summon lava right now
Poor vad. He just wants to fit in but all these guys are like 15
only with him can we defeat lava1
l a v a q
vad can be whatever he wants
he be spittin straight facts
im not a guy im a manchild
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna be a astronaut
im offended
to us you are a guy
why
Wait what if we summoned some sort of clone of bluehero as an ais
good riddance
aid*

kua
o
no
go back to ur cave ples
go away bluehero
we need lava2 right now to draw plans how to kill this
no
delet that