off-topic-chat

[foggy thorn]

wrong

[burnt pecan]

kuaka is kuaka

[foggy thorn]

correct

[burnt pecan]

I went back to my training screen after finishing my autoclicking and leveled up constantly for a solid 30sec

[echo spade]

[ashen orbit]

lol nice

[fading nymph]

[ashen orbit]

ight, should i sleep or commit 20-60 minutes on the game to make an autoclicker to get inf gems basically?

[fading nymph]

Both

[ashen orbit]

so i should do it in my sleep?

[echo spade]

Speaking of sleep

I can do it with my eyes closed

[fading nymph]

I mean thats what lava does glax

[ashen orbit]

lel, fair enough

[fading nymph]

He falls alseep with his face on the keyboard.

[ashen orbit]

lol

sounds fun

[burnt pecan]

and sleeps for 2 whole days

[ashen orbit]

Ight

[echo spade]

[ashen orbit]

lel

i guess I'll get on it, bai people

ok but one more question

[golden ivy]

don't mind me lool

[ashen orbit]

top or bottom?

[burnt pecan]

lmao

first messagw

[ashen orbit]

no guys really, this is a serious question, top or bottom?

[burnt pecan]

both

[fading nymph]

Glax stop sending me dick pics. Richard nixion is not what i want to look at.

[ashen orbit]

you need to choose one

Stop asking for them then

[fading nymph]

Well then stop tricking me.

[ashen orbit]

no, it's fun

[echo spade]

I guess chat died now

[golden ivy]

Oh yeah I'm in this discord server where everyone thinks im a woman

this person's like send me a pussy picture

[burnt pecan]

lol

[echo spade]

I just thought you were meat

[golden ivy]

I sent him that

That, is my cat

[burnt pecan]

does everyone i this disc have a cat?

I have a dog

[echo spade]

I have a bird

[burnt pecan]

cool

[hallow vine]

I have dog

[echo spade]

👌

[golden ivy]

fuck i ngot english homework

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

[echo spade]

Yikes

[burnt pecan]

eng bad

[ashen orbit]

i got a dog too

fuck pussies

[foggy thorn]

I had a dog

[burnt pecan]

F

[ashen orbit]

Ight I'm too tired so I'm not doing the clicker

sometime tomorrow

[burnt pecan]

didnt do them in order

smh

[golden ivy]

ight my homework

I have to come up with a way to describe myself in 3 words

[burnt pecan]

meat sex yum

[golden ivy]

And then I have to write down 3 morals, beliefs ideas or dreams

[ashen orbit]

weeb, horny, depressed

[burnt pecan]

^

[golden ivy]

I'm dead inside

[burnt pecan]

empty

[ashen orbit]

that works lol

[echo spade]

[burnt pecan]

wrong

smh

[echo spade]

What

[golden ivy]

[burnt pecan]

[echo spade]

[burnt pecan]

did it first

smh

[echo spade]

Ok

[golden ivy]

aight have y'all come up with 3 morals I'm supposed to have

[echo spade]

Done

[burnt pecan]

Fuck bitches
Do drugs
Die of an overdose

[void spade]

^

Das da motto

[formal oyster]

@rotund pier , bro, what the hell are you?

[burnt pecan]

dont wear it out 😎

[formal oyster]

You've just got to the edge of infinity

[golden ivy]

@burnt pecan

[burnt pecan]

I want to see your graded paper when ur done

[golden ivy]

aight

[burnt pecan]

and it better have that motto on it

[burnt pecan]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

oop slightly off centre

[burnt pecan]

center

not centre

smh

[golden ivy]

I'm Australian

[burnt pecan]

no

bad

[golden ivy]

center

[burnt pecan]

lmao

center

[golden ivy]

centre

[burnt pecan]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[indigo iron]

xd

[golden ivy]

I don't think my teacher's watched endgame

So she might not get the I am inevitable reference

[burnt pecan]

I have something to debate: Although there are definitely better words to describe it, would it still be correct to say someone drives a plane?

[golden ivy]

[burnt pecan]

I also say yes

[golden ivy]

like yeah you can actually drive 'em they have wheels

[gleaming rock]

Then the same could be said for a boat

[burnt pecan]

There are better words, but it still works

yes

[golden ivy]

It's hecka fun

[golden ivy]

I did my 3rd flight lesson the other day and that was practicing my take offs and landings

[burnt pecan]

according to google, its a yes

[golden ivy]

I nearly missed the runway though

[gleaming rock]

@golden ivy I hope my roommate hasn’t told me horror stories about you...

[golden ivy]

uhhhh why?

[gleaming rock]

He was a flight instructor, and is now flying commercial

[golden ivy]

Are you Australian?

[gleaming rock]

Nope

So we good

[foggy thorn]

yes

[golden ivy]

yes

When I was flying to NZ for a holiday they let me sit in the back of the cockpit for the middle part of the flight

so that was pretty fun, they told me about international regulations and things

That's cool

In the 787-9s they even have a toilet specifically for the pilots

and it's great

Yeah that's cool

I used to sit with the pilots occasionally because my brother was in a wheel chair and they felt bad

Yeah I just asked lol

My seat was perfectly fine I just wanted to know some stuff my flight instructor hadn't covered yet, and what it's like to be in a massive plane

Never been in a big plane before

Was it cool?

There wasn't that many more discrete buttons but there was a heck of a lot more readings and levers

[void spade]

Altitude: LOTS

[golden ivy]

And yeah the big planes don't throw you around as much as the little ones

Yeah I hate little planes

We felt like we were crashing on this little plane on my trip in the summer

Imagine flying it on a windy day

Like it wasn't so bad over the water

But there were so many thermals over land

Our was an hour flight so it was basically either going up on take off or descending downwards almost the whole flight

Oh lol

My flight lessons are usually ~3 hours and we take off, exit the airport, do a few circuit a little bit of theory over water

Then some stuff like control and going up and down

over land

And then I get to go cloud surfing

Noice

Even though I'm doing these lessons I don't really wanna be a pilot, I just want to be able to legally fly a plane

Lmao

Fuck fuck fuck more corona virus in Canada

[uneven dune]

in brazil have coronga virus...

[burnt pecan]

bruh, we fukin dead

[golden ivy]

aight cya

have a good one

mate

[burnt pecan]

bruh, lava is making an afterlife to save us IS players from the virus

I just realized

[golden ivy]

I feel grateful for the gracious healthcare in Canada but why tf do we have to be so close to china

[marble ore]

Live near Eastern US, but I am nervous for humanity soon. if no cure is found, humanity may cease to exist because of a virus that started from a market in china.

[severe leaf]

I'm just thinking of how everyone was panicking when the ebola virus was in the news

[void spade]

@marble ore calm down lol

[burnt pecan]

It will probs be fine

[golden ivy]

its kinda different from ebola

[outer spear]

@marble ore sadly that cant happen because we know how to handle stuff like that from previous outbreaks

[golden ivy]

yeah but its still scary

[outer spear]

epidemics have whole chapters of procedures devoted to them in WHO

[golden ivy]

people from other parts of the world stranded in wuhan

they can't leave

[outer spear]

of course they are, but humanity isnt in any risk of being wiped out

[golden ivy]

and all flights are stopped

almost all

[void spade]

Well yeah to contain it

[outer spear]

Yeah, its a quarintine

its there for a reason

[golden ivy]

yeah but imagine being stuck in wuhan

like without the virus

scary asf

[outer spear]

I think we can all agree that having a deadly disease is absolutely terrifying, no ones arguing against that

[golden ivy]

someone from my city is currently stuck there and nobody is helping him from either embassy

[outer spear]

help him how?

How can they help him

[golden ivy]

he has no money

no food

anything really

[outer spear]

Well, I dont know how politics are structured China, but he shouldnt be going to an ambassador, he needs access to healthcare and quarintine officials

[burnt pecan]

well cause hes most likely infected, not to be rude

[golden ivy]

well yeah

he is asking to be driven to another city in quarentine with people not expierncing symptons yet

[tawdry seal]

I rebirthing the last ice cream worth it, I mean the potion is useless and I’ve racked up a lot of mats

Is*

I can’t progress construction anymore either so spelunking isn’t a priority right now

[foggy thorn]

yes

the perk is good

[bold quest]

Perky is good

[frail warren]

did i hear politics and china?

[burnt pecan]

no

[golden ivy]

no

[void spade]

no

[golden ivy]

lemme smash becky

[hushed gull]

no

[golden ivy]

ok

[dark hatch]

[golden ivy]

is idle 16:9?

[solemn estuary]

Cool cash reached

Looks so cool

[foggy thorn]

nice

[devout mortar]

Is there a way to reset your cloud save on Android?

As my game seems to be bugged. I lost one of my skillers for some unknown reason

[vocal inlet]

about to hit mael for the first time i have no idea what to expect after this lol

[tawdry seal]

Frindle is just wait till after your first ascension

[golden ivy]

holy fuck i hit the royal jackpot twice

I saved up 3,300 balls for that

gg

[graceful saffron]

i have never ever hit it lol

[golden ivy]

Same

[graceful saffron]

i also have only ever hit trips once

[golden ivy]

I think saving up a ton of balls and using them up all at once would be most optimal

[graceful saffron]

and i almost never hit pairs

my luck is bad

[golden ivy]

Oh no I mean the biggest reward

not the cards

The gem colored space all the way to the far right

I actually almost hit it three times but the ball went to the left at the last possible peg

[graceful saffron]

i know

i have never hit it

AND i have also never gotten anything better than trips, which i got once

[tired nest]

my best card set was a straight

[echo spade]

Is chat slightly not dead?

[compact lake]

It comes and goes as usual

[void spade]

Yeah

[tawdry seal]

waits for news update

[tired nest]

NEWS FLASH!!! Water wet.... Bugs not fixed! News at 11!

[echo spade]

[tawdry seal]

11 wat hours days months?

[echo spade]

I’m a bandit bob

I guess

[vale flicker]

I've decided to dedicate my week to maxing all of these

👀

[vale flicker]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

2.6k cards a week, about 1.3k should be green, 900 grey

Eh

1k grey

[golden ivy]

ok

[vale flicker]

About 10 cards 5* a week

[golden ivy]

anyone here have stardew valley?

[vale flicker]

I have to repeat that 3 times to finish all of my maelstrom cards

[golden ivy]

yes

[vale flicker]

Which card should I max first HMMMMMM

👀

[golden ivy]

all

[vale flicker]

Honky boi is kinda waifu

[void spade]

Wait

[vale flicker]

👀 👀

[echo spade]

[void spade]

You only get 2.6k star cards a week from all zones? @vale flicker

[vale flicker]

Yeah, only 75 per day rn

[echo spade]

69 bandit bobs

Hmmm

[void spade]

Ahh okay

[vale flicker]

3.5k for max cards

[void spade]

Tbh i miss have lower daily card limit

So tedious now

[vale flicker]

?

Why though

[echo spade]

65

67

Huh

[vale flicker]

Mine is only 24 lower than max

Not that tedious with Max card chance and high idle gains

Just switch back and forth between tabs

Takes about 10 mins to collect everyday

[void spade]

I get like 200+ a zone each day

[vale flicker]

Isn't max 99?

👀

[void spade]

No

[vale flicker]

Huh

[golden ivy]

i hope this stardew valley doesnt give me malware 🙂

[vale flicker]

Depends where you download it bray

[golden ivy]

i checked the file size with a size from the official peoplez

and it was the same

[vale flicker]

When was the last time you saw a grey card

[void spade]

Whenever i do raids/asylum lol

[echo spade]

[vale flicker]

Oh yeah will minty IC take long to get? Wondering if I should activate and focus on that

I can't afford the damage drop honestly

[void spade]

Idk man use the calculator

[vale flicker]

?

[winged sigil]

!dairy

[raw folio]

Infinite perk locks and cosmic potions are locked behind completing ice cream in dairy aisle.

Each ice cream reduces your damage by ^2/(2+x), with x being which number ice cream you're on. The best way to increase your damage on an ice cream run is to craft facestompers, rubium dusters, djinnic trinkets, broken daggers, and galaxial slashers. If you forget any of these 5 items, you are severely hindering your potential damage.

To see if you have enough damage to attempt an icecream, check Alien's Icecream Calculator here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VAoRSvXsZAEkl5KMo3ernSmc1WdX9iH8getHcKJNfGY/edit#gid=1308305454

To use it, make a copy and fill in the three green cells with your own info.

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[tawdry seal]

2seconds really

[vale flicker]

I have no fucking clue how to use the calculator

I'm disabled

Can someone paste the formula I need to put in the spreadsheet

Not sure how to translate 30m Nova

[golden ivy]

wait is telus just a canadian thing?

like the internet company?

[vale flicker]

Yeah

[golden ivy]

is shaw in the us?

[winged sigil]

just look on the left for the exponent, boirb

[vale flicker]

I am

I don't know what to type

👀

In the green box

[winged sigil]

<x>E<y>

[vale flicker]

What are x and y

Damage and ex number?

[winged sigil]

yes

so 30E<exponent from the list>

[vale flicker]

Should everything be an eternity with 30m Nova?

👀

[golden ivy]

lol

this is actually funny

[vale flicker]

Shut up

[golden ivy]

i was pirating a game and there was a readme attached saying it was downloaded from a seperate site

[vale flicker]

Polynomials make sense but this shit

This fucking shit

[golden ivy]

I love polynomials

[vale flicker]

You think they would teach you how to use spreadsheets in computer class and not paint.net

[void spade]

I learned spreadsheets in my computer class

[foggy thorn]

school doesn't teach anything

[vale flicker]

He's lying

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

oh wow it even does the discord game thing

[vale flicker]

I can tell from the taste

[golden ivy]

so i have stardew valley now

anyone wanna play with me?

[vale flicker]

You don't learn things smh

[void spade]

yeah I did

that's how I got excel certified

[golden ivy]

i learned spreadsheets in 3 different classes

it was basics but enough to get a good feel

[twin hound]

What's a spreadsheet?

[foggy thorn]

I learned Excel but it was for two days

[vale flicker]

This guy gets me

[foggy thorn]

so I learned nothing

[golden ivy]

but we got taught both excel and google sheets

because our teacher was a big google sheets guy

not much different

[vale flicker]

Listen I beg

I'm losing my mind rn trying this calculator

[foggy thorn]

I would play stardew but I don't have it on pc

[golden ivy]

i didn't either

so i strapped a vpn on and visited one of my favourite sites

😉

ok i gtg bye

[foggy thorn]

and I don't know how to pirate

[void spade]

imagine using a vpn

[foggy thorn]

or have money

[twin hound]

Imagine living in china...

[vale flicker]

30m Nova damage, 24k crit dmg% and 216k idle dmg%

Someone please

Input that

I'm crying right now

I can't sheet

[twin hound]

Where a VPN is needed to do anything

[void spade]

trapped if you really can't figure it out just rebirth with the ice cream and return if you get stuck

[vale flicker]

I don't really wanna risk that honestly

[void spade]

then just figure it out

[vale flicker]

How do I sheeeeeeeeet

[void spade]

do what alien said

[vale flicker]

I tried

I think I did it wrong

[quick ginkgo]

Lol

Kuaka doesn't know how to pirate

[fleet ivy]

🏴‍☠️

[quick ginkgo]

No like

Illegal

[fleet ivy]

A flag and an eye patch and you're good

Yeah they do all kinds of illegal stuff

[quick ginkgo]

Facts tho

[fleet ivy]

Mostly hijack boats

[void spade]

Kuaka probably can't even drive a boat

that's the main problem

[fleet ivy]

He's too young to rent one

So probably not

[quick ginkgo]

No

Kuaka is too African to rent one

[fleet ivy]

Random racism :p

[void spade]

^

[foggy thorn]

Kuaka probably can't even drive a boat
@void spade yes I can

[void spade]

okay

so why can't you pirate

answer me that one

[foggy thorn]

because

um

[fleet ivy]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and all that

[foggy thorn]

I didn't learn that in pirate school

[golden ivy]

ok im back

[quick ginkgo]

No

Your not

[golden ivy]

oh shit ur right

my b

[quick ginkgo]

Autistic people don't lie

When it's kuaka who named you autistic, you don't lie

Or was it duck...

[fleet ivy]

What did you learn in pirate school if they didn't even teach you to drive a boat?

[void spade]

Duck is muted atm so he doesn't count

[vale flicker]

22k kpk

[void spade]

he probably mostly learned prayers in prayer school @fleet ivy

[quick ginkgo]

He said fag no

[vale flicker]

I'm very proud of it

[void spade]

@quick ginkgo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh adam isn't online

[golden ivy]

in pirate school i learned about privateering

[quick ginkgo]

Bruh

Look at this

And that's the beginning

[void spade]

yeah and he got muted today for 24 hour

[golden ivy]

yeah m8 they all say fag on that server

its annoying asf

[quick ginkgo]

Wait

Gotta drink tea

Before it gets cold

[winged sigil]

boirb, just enter =30e48 into the damage cell

[vale flicker]

What about the other cell?

👀

[winged sigil]

find them from the stats window

[vale flicker]

What should I write

[winged sigil]

the number

[golden ivy]

the numbers

[vale flicker]

25000

[winged sigil]

with the % sign

[vale flicker]

%

[winged sigil]

so that

[fleet ivy]

Trapped is too long and boirb is annoying to type. I'm just going to call you TB

I have decided

[void spade]

call him boi

or trap

[fleet ivy]

Boi trap

I've heard of those

[void spade]

perfect

😩

[foggy thorn]

call him connorthefirst

[void spade]

LMAO

I forgot about that

[foggy thorn]

I didn't

[fleet ivy]

You lost me

[foggy thorn]

his reddit name

[vale flicker]

That look right?

[foggy thorn]

idk

[vale flicker]

Also call me Cat, the birb is a joke till the next update

[foggy thorn]

nothing looks right

[vale flicker]

👀

[foggy thorn]

I'm blind

[winged sigil]

so you don't have enough damage

not even close

[fleet ivy]

Kuaka can only see out of his left eye

Nothing looks right

[void spade]

is that why he wears those sunglasses

[vale flicker]

Must have lost his left nut at some point

It can cause serious health problems

👀

The right one is practically useless in that state

[fleet ivy]

He labels them like twix

[foggy thorn]

que

I ate some really good food

like really gooood food

[golden ivy]

ok

[foggy thorn]

bye

anyways good food was ate

what

that's the wrong notation

[void spade]

AHHH

I SAW THAT TODAY!!!!!!!!!

[pearl oak]

Where's that at

[void spade]

hold on

I need to find it

my eyes hurt very bad

but this is important

[pearl oak]

I could just ask kuaka

[void spade]

FUCK I CANT JUST SEARCH FOR Z AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pearl oak]

I mean...he did take the ss of the pot.

[void spade]

no no

there's somewhere in the codebase

that for some reason goes to Z after q or something like that

[pearl oak]

If you know the pot. Wouldn't that make it easier to find?

[void spade]

no

[pearl oak]

Eh. Whatever. I'm too tired to think. Lol

[void spade]

hmmmm

yeah too tired to figure this out

but kuaka can you put that in bug list or something

so I remember to find it

[golden ivy]

Yo

[foggy thorn]

oh yeah

lol

it shows when you talk to mini lava

he says he favorite QQone is lunar aisle

@void spade

I think he fixed it already

unless he only fixed this one

[void spade]

@golden ivy yo

@foggy thorn interesting

[foggy thorn]

not fixed :///

[void spade]

Lmaooo

[foggy thorn]

fixed this one

not the other one

[pearl oak]

Aiight. Who here is running Ubunto?

[void spade]

Do u mean Ubuntu or is that different

[pearl oak]

Yes. That's what I meant. 😂

Been spelling it wrong all day

[void spade]

But i used to

Why, u scruggling with it?

[pearl oak]

Anyways. I'm running 16.04. I can't seem to install wine at all

[golden ivy]

I’m just gaming

[void spade]

Probably cause 16.04 hit end of life almost a year ago @pearl oak

[golden ivy]

I’m playing underbone_ios

[void spade]

Never heard of it

[golden ivy]

Try and get papyrus character

[pearl oak]

Well fuck. How the hell am I supposed to update it

[brittle oar]

So next update bug fixing?

[pearl oak]

I tried running sudo apt-get update, and upgrade but it said it was already

[void spade]

@pearl oak run sudo do-release-upgrade

@brittle oar who knows

[brittle oar]

Seems to be likely

[golden ivy]

Did anyone notice that

[void spade]

Yes

[brittle oar]

Si

[void spade]

@brittle oar lava hasn't said anything about whats coming next tho

[golden ivy]

• Jiggling in epic gamer *

[void spade]

But i hope it's bug fixes

[pearl oak]

Oh. Well shit. You know anything about installing wine? I'm trying to get this running on my Chromebook I got from my school and I spent idk how long trying to get wine so I can run .exe programs

[void spade]

I've only used it once

[pearl oak]

And update will include bug fixes, a new arcade permanent and something else he said

[void spade]

And it didn't work lol

[golden ivy]

guess whos bacc

bray is bacc

[pearl oak]

Well. Anything I can run on a Chromebook to run .exe

[void spade]

Just google a guide for it @pearl oak

[pearl oak]

I did...

Wine was the only thing they said can do it...

[void spade]

https://linuxize.com/post/how-to-install-wine-on-ubuntu-18-04/

Yeah so use it

And google a guide on how

It just didn't work for the game i was trying to run

[pearl oak]

Oh. Well. I tried that one. Couldn't get the release key

[hallow vine]

Pours wine on chrome book 👌🏼

[void spade]

^

[pearl oak]

I'm bout to... But my wife would be mad I took the rest of her wine

And I'm not using my wine. That's for cooking only

[foggy thorn]

ooooooooooooooooo

[pearl oak]

Way to go

[foggy thorn]

max dmg :D

[pearl oak]

I'm getting there... If only 6s counted for the 5s damage

[foggy thorn]

with valor :(

[pearl oak]

I'd be a lot higher lol

[foggy thorn]

I literally have nothing to boost my dmg

other than kilowater

[pearl oak]

Wait. What.

No cards?

Tinkering?

[foggy thorn]

6*

[golden ivy]

is gungeon a good game

[foggy thorn]

tinkering is a rng

and I need gems for miscs items

[pearl oak]

Pots?

[foggy thorn]

2.8k

[pearl oak]

Smithing

[golden ivy]

FMJ

[foggy thorn]

need ores

and fish

[pearl oak]

AP

BP

[foggy thorn]

everything at hella

[golden ivy]

fmj i hav question

[pearl oak]

Yes bray

[foggy thorn]

costing 500Q

[golden ivy]

have u been to heaven??

like to visit god

[foggy thorn]

he is Jesus

[golden ivy]

yeah

[pearl oak]

You mean to see my dad?

[golden ivy]

just wondering if it exists

yes

or did ur mom take custody

I want to know if there is something better after we die

so i can just end it now

[pearl oak]

No. Heaven doesn't exist. It's a thought made up by others to make them give themselves a thought of a higher power and a sense of being so their lives aren't as horrible as they truly are.

[void spade]

Lol imagine God doing big cums in someone so he could create FMJ

Beautiful

[foggy thorn]

create

[void spade]

Creat

[foggy thorn]

great

[golden ivy]

imagine some higher being of celest fucking a woman just to birth a metal, fat, hairy dude

ok

[foggy thorn]

bye

[golden ivy]

no

[pearl oak]

Yes

[golden ivy]

why tf is tor being slow

[foggy thorn]

tor?

[golden ivy]

yes

[pearl oak]

Oh. @foggy thorn for more damage, keep an auto clicker on some of the djniic items like the trinket, overnight.

[foggy thorn]

I got enough coins to get another level in kilowater

hopefully should help me break infinity

[hallow vine]

What level kilo water are you?

[golden ivy]

kuaka do u play any fun games other than gungeon that u would reccccccccccccccccomend

[pearl oak]

I mean the obliterator. Not trinket

Then just candy a few times on monsters lol

[foggy thorn]

candies don't hell

help

you need to do more than 1.8e308 dmg

[golden ivy]

i do that much

[foggy thorn]

@golden ivy deadcells

[golden ivy]

easily

yes

[foggy thorn]

binding of Isaac

[golden ivy]

i forgot about deadcells

[foggy thorn]

nuclear throne

[golden ivy]

pretty good list thanks mr purple

[foggy thorn]

8 going to 9 @hallow vine

[hallow vine]

Shiet. Nice.

[flint iron]

big roguelike fan i see

[golden ivy]

i ask kuak for suggestion because I am the same way

why does chat die when i speak

r u all leaving me

😦

[tardy crescent]

why does crystal skull literally do 0 to my learn speed wien I got 100%+?

I had 10k/hr before equipping da item

concretely I got 103%

[foggy thorn]

@golden ivy forager

[golden ivy]

yes

that was #1 on my list

[foggy thorn]

temtem if you like pokemon

[tardy crescent]

oh ok now it's applying the boost, don't mind me

[foggy thorn]

we won't

[tardy crescent]

(^:

[golden ivy]

ok

oh wtf sela talked earlier

[void spade]

Ye

[foggy thorn]

yep

[golden ivy]

yup

[foggy thorn]

btw frick hoops

[void spade]

Kuaka you didn't earn it u kno it

[foggy thorn]

exactly

frick hoops

[golden ivy]

indeed

[void spade]

Tru

Frick hoops

[foggy thorn]

I have the power to give myself 10m gems

but

hoops pet

because frick hoops

[golden ivy]

ri

[foggy thorn]

bye

[golden ivy]

above is lie

below is lie

[fading nymph]

I ated nut

[golden ivy]

above is true

i also ated nut

[hallow vine]

Lmfaoo

[golden ivy]

above is fake

[pearl oak]

Below was still lie

[golden ivy]

below is true

wait no

above is lie

above the comment above is true

above is also lie

nut pls no

above is true below is lie

above is true

[fading nymph]

Delete bray

[golden ivy]

above is no

above is dont

above is pls

above is no

below is gay

[pearl oak]

Nut and bray are one now.

[golden ivy]

above is fake

below is gay

[pearl oak]

I mean. Not lying. It is pretty gay

[fading nymph]

They always have been

[golden ivy]

what

no

[fading nymph]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

im less annoying than nut

im actually super excited for whatever the Afterlife is going to be, or if it ends up being what i think it'll be

hi actually super excited for whatever the Afterlife is going to be, or if it ends up being what i think it'll be, im bray

🔫

[pearl oak]

Suicide?

[golden ivy]

if its like pacman, when u shoot the bullet it wraps around and kills u

[fading nymph]

No. Moose

[golden ivy]

ok

above is true

above is fake

below is lie

above is true

[void spade]

Inb4 he replaces afterlife with glass trekking items

[golden ivy]

does visual studio have a paid version?

[void spade]

Ye i think so

[golden ivy]

maybe

oh ok

[foggy thorn]

possibly

[golden ivy]

i saw it on this pirated game website and was confused

thought it was fully free

[void spade]

Nah

[fading nymph]

Does bray have a paid version. Cause if it does i want to pay for that mute button

[golden ivy]

i do now\

[hallow vine]

There’s visual studio community. Which is free. But visual studio enterprise is def not free.

[void spade]

There's a community version though

[golden ivy]

yeah

[void spade]

Visual studio code is free too

[golden ivy]

yes

[void spade]

My fave code editor

[hallow vine]

^

[golden ivy]

I have both

[fading nymph]

Statics favorite code editor is dreamweaver. :p

[void spade]

I've never used Dreamweaver

[golden ivy]

same

[fading nymph]

I was making a joke about actionscript

[golden ivy]

too bad

like you

tell it better next time and we will get it

how

[fading nymph]

You dont get anything bray. Show stfu

[golden ivy]

ok

[void spade]

I've never encountered ActionScript outside of IS source code

I know a shit ton about JavaScript though

[golden ivy]

stencyl is weird with actionscript

i hate actionscript actually

[void spade]

I mean that's what it compiles to for the swf

[fading nymph]

Bray likes to insert things into himself.

[void spade]

Why @golden ivy

[golden ivy]

i kept getting dumby errors

[void spade]

I think you just can't code

[golden ivy]

true

but also it was so stupid

I'm assuming the Afterlife will be a major reset of some sort with huge perks behind it for people who are at the endgame level and are left with relatively little to do (besides grind spelunking for weeks)

Hi assuming the Afterlife will be a major reset of some sort with huge perks behind it for people who are at the endgame level and are left with relatively little to do (besides grind spelunking for weeks), Im bray

[foggy thorn]

who knows

[golden ivy]

Lava knows 👀

Actually sike probably not

[fading nymph]

Bray needs temp mute for spamming

[golden ivy]

I don't know what the hell he had in mind for those glass trekking items but im glad we got what we got instead

I have a plugin that highlights "I'm" and variations now

[void spade]

Lava too busy not reading my dm

[golden ivy]

so i can be kuaka

[fading nymph]

Can you?

[golden ivy]

nah

[fading nymph]

He only says very little.

[void spade]

I'm bray is stupid

[golden ivy]

hi no you im nut

ik u r, but what am I

[fading nymph]

Lmao

I forget sometimes that bray is still a braybe.

[golden ivy]

yeh

stop forgetttting

[fading nymph]

That just means i keep forgetting to be meaner to you.

[golden ivy]

yeha

yeeehaaa

we need a new pfp theme

like at christmas how we all wore hats

[fading nymph]

Im already snow themed.

[golden ivy]

no

can malware be less than 5 mb?

you

[fading nymph]

Stop trying

[golden ivy]

no

so no?

[fading nymph]

Stop downloading porn

[foggy thorn]

yeah

[golden ivy]

it isn't porn

[foggy thorn]

sure

[golden ivy]

it isn't

im getting gungeon

[foggy thorn]

its free

if you have twitch prime

and it costs like $3 rn

[golden ivy]

I don't have twitch prime

[foggy thorn]

get it

it's free

lol

[golden ivy]

twitch prime isn't free

well

[foggy thorn]

you can get a free trial?

which is free

[golden ivy]

yes but don't you need like a credit card to start the free trial

or card of any type

[foggy thorn]

just ask your parents?

[golden ivy]

nah

i'll just pirate it and get the DLC's free aswell 🙂

[foggy thorn]

k

[fading nymph]

I want exit the gungeon. Enter the gungeon is so last year.

But exit the gungeon isnt out yet

[golden ivy]

yeah rip

[fading nymph]

Burrito time.

[golden ivy]

no

[foggy thorn]

bye

[golden ivy]

you

#519106547692077067

I just fucking destroy the kid

nah

Oh my fucking God

r/murdered by words

ok boomer ples refrain to using #519106547692077067 for your bad comebacks (not like mine are any better)

You don’t have evidence

#519106547692077067

gottem

#519106547692077067

no u

how dare u

#idle-skilling-info

#mod-chat

oh im not alpha anymore

i was going to link alpha chat but i dont remember the name

hi not alpha anymore im nut

hi nut

ur a #free-gem-contest💎

no

you're an #_

you are a #Talk-to-lava

yes i know 😎

Ok

Discord is being weird again

Smh

[junior canyon]

F in the chat please

[golden ivy]

No

Jk

F

[junior canyon]

Thought this was gonna be the day :(

[odd pivot]

Oof

Oh look I'm defiled king now

[idle torrent]

what is the best way to spent the perks points ?

[supple kraken]

wisely

[tame sparrow]

f

[fading nymph]

Doop

Diplomatic order of planets

[supple kraken]

lava is definitely afking aseprite

[ashen orbit]

F

guys, i feel the Chaotic neutral energy

i have headphones on but the jack is leading my pocket so it's not connected to anything, but I'm bobbing my head and i can just see people staring in confusion at me

[golden ivy]

Ok

Hi bobbing my head and I can just see people staring in confusion at me, I'm bray

[fading nymph]

Bray stop eating the lead paint chips

[golden ivy]

Make me

[ashen orbit]

lol

[golden ivy]

Also I'm not eating them

I'm crushing them and snorting them

Ok goodnight now

[ashen orbit]

lol night bray

[woven apex]

Gn

[ashen orbit]

someone kill me, turns out first period was cancelled, i didn't know and came to school

ffs

[woven apex]

smh my head mh, Lava is only playing his stupid Aseprite game and not working on Idle Skilling. He's probably waiting for the cards and dumping all other versions (/s)

[outer spear]

That skull he posted was way too spooky

2spoopy

[ashen orbit]

lel

[tame sparrow]

spooooopy

[ashen orbit]

booooooty

[golden ivy]

Hey lava knows that I am in 2026

How are is that legacy training opalescent slots will affect my dps vs radstren

[fading nymph]

Those cards were lost in transit

[tame sparrow]

Rambutan, we never seem to be on at the same time anymore

are you avoiding me because of that thing I sent ya

[golden ivy]

Wut

[golden ivy]

[stark shadow]

Farming oblivion cards takes forever...

[ashen orbit]

lol, it does, but it's worth it

[tame sparrow]

All linux tips are free

That's kind of the whole concept

If you're paying someone for linux tips then I have a bridge for sale

[golden ivy]

eyy vad how's it going

[wispy dagger]

when i see lava's post in #💖future-content-blog

heheheheh

[golden ivy]

I'm like

suuure you are lava

probably related to what I dmed him though

[tame sparrow]

Going okay, watching a video of someone finishing Outer Wilds. How is your day?

I love the aesthetic of the spaceship in Outer Wilds, its very Kids Next Door, 2x4 technology style

[barren harbor]

Hey, anyone know another cool idle game (to play while idling here x)) ?

[wispy dagger]

they should bring back the older cartoons

vilokai play idle skilling on another platform and another

[tame sparrow]

If you want to play on steam, I have been enjoying NGU Idle and Grim Clicker, both free

[barren harbor]

I'll give it a try, thanks 😁

[tame sparrow]

@wispy dagger that game Worlds Adrift that I was lamenting the other day because it shut down, was very 2x4 tech as well. All the early tech trees has lots of wood in them, it was great. I do miss those old cartoons, as well

[wispy dagger]

nowadays people are just so offended at everything, you cant have good things on anymore

when they themselves probably watched that

Worlds Adrift looks pretty fun

[tame sparrow]

It was very fun :(

I fucking love airships

And building things

so a game where I could build and pilot an airship was pretty much ideal

[livid lava]

Ok bois i PASSED MY TEST

[tame sparrow]

good job

[wispy dagger]

i hope you can pass the next one

[golden ivy]

gj kvetko

Oh yeah my partner tore her room apart (knowing her, probably literally) looking for her asthma puffer

And it was in her pocket

[tame sparrow]

Did the same thing looking for my watch one time. It was on my desk right in front of me when I started looking for it

[wispy dagger]

that pufferfish meme though

[golden ivy]

Have y'all ever put on a bag or picked up something

And then spent hours looking for it, then realising you were carrying it the entire time?

[wispy dagger]

i wear bags all the time

[golden ivy]

There were these year 7s (High school is year 7-12) who were complaining their bag was too heavy

So I picked up the kids bag

Weighs less than my fuckin laptop

[wispy dagger]

highschool is 9 10 11 12

[golden ivy]

a

Does pride potion effect worsen if you upgrade the cards to 6* ???

And does raid drop luck increase the chance of boss cards/pets ?

[lament prairie]

Yes and no

[golden ivy]

Kk

So raid drop luck is mainly for traces ?

Jodoc in Australia it's 7-12

alright I got here so I guess I gotta expect the worse

[golden ivy]

ok

[golden ivy]

above is ok

[fading nymph]

[golden ivy]

She's feeling better now

[ashen orbit]

[fading nymph]

Glax.

Wtf is this?

[ashen orbit]

idk, it's not loading

ah yes it loaded just as i sent it

of course

and it's the tubatron

only by gather all 5 tubas can you assemble it

[golden ivy]

Fuckin yu gi oh cards

Anyways night

[frank moth]

do jr. mods ever talk

[tame sparrow]

@glacial vault dance for us

[glacial vault]

can you please not @ me like that, it's annoying

[tame sparrow]

See eldar, they talk

[foggy thorn]

lol

[bold quest]

Guess who got into my area

[foggy thorn]

me?

[bold quest]

No

[foggy thorn]

your?

[bold quest]

Your??

[foggy thorn]

fuck

you?

[bold quest]

It's a quite distinguished guy

[foggy thorn]

idk

[bold quest]

Virus from wuhan, china

[foggy thorn]

ah love that guy

[bold quest]

I now hev choice to join or avoid outbreak

[wispy dagger]

nice

[bold quest]

I should contract it then fly to america

[astral magnet]

DEMON X POGGERS

[frail warren]

imma cough on you

[golden ivy]

No joke, I've been feeling a bit I'll for the past four days, and I am slightly worried

Sore throught, headache and the occasional cough

It matched the Corona virus, but it could also just be a simple cold

[frail warren]

sosig

yeah

people in my school are getting a bit sick, but not corona sicck

probably the flu striking the anti-vaxxers

[pliant schooner]

thats what they tell u kuamo

[long glen]

It's still flu season, isn't it? Could just be that.

[frail warren]

no

i'm literally chinese

i know the symptoms of corona

because people are big dumb and don't get the flu shot during the season

[golden ivy]

Hi literally Chinese , I'm dad

[frail warren]

fuck off

[long glen]

Also, I found this earlier. Tracks confirmed reports of the virus. Kinda neat. https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

[void spade]

I was talking yesterday about how I don't really see a lot of Asian/Chinese people around where I live and then yesterday there was a dude with a facemask coughing in the gas station I went to

so prolly finna die

[frail warren]

when you realize the facemasks are made in china