#off-topic-chat

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red cobalt
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Idle Sadness

distant siren
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im pretty much completely over it now

red cobalt
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Yeah, same.

distant siren
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some people might not

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but

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you just work with what you get in life

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i guess.

red cobalt
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Tbh, I was weirdly relieved when my mother died.

frank moth
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i havent seen anyone die on me

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yet

red cobalt
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Because I figured she ended up in a better place.

distant siren
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i havent seen her die in FRONT of me

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that was a good thing

red cobalt
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Her life was not great., with the alcoholism etc.

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If I didn't have my friends at the time, I would probably have taken it a lot harder.

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It broke my dad though.

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But it's been 25 years since it happened.

distant siren
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thats a long time

red cobalt
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Never really had any issue talking about it.

distant siren
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no clue what to say here so

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my entire family smokes

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jolly days

golden ivy
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ok

red cobalt
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Your mother died from lung cancer?

distant siren
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i dont know what kind of cancer it was

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nobody told me

red cobalt
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Oh

distant siren
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but it was cancer

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and its sad

red cobalt
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Well fuck cancer.

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Not lost anyone to cancer of any form but I've known plenty of people who have.

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Wait, there are people who masturbate using banana peels?

eager remnant
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Why dont you ask?

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About what kind of cancer

red cobalt
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Apparently doctors are telling people not to masturbate using banana peels so obviously some do.

eager remnant
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Lmak

safe isle
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wait i'm not supposed to do that?

eager remnant
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Lmao

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My penis requires potassium

distant siren
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yeah we've drifted off now

safe isle
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next you're gonna tell me i shouldn't be fucking watermelons either

distant siren
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"well fuck cancer."

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dont fuck cancer

eager remnant
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I'm sexually attracted to tomatoes

red cobalt
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Pie

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Hot pie from mcdonalds

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I'm wondering if that one guy really burnt his penis on a hot mcdonalds pie.

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Or if it's just a myth.

pearl oak
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Real

outer spear
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dont fuck watermelons, instead grapefruit ya mans

red cobalt
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Avocado

pearl oak
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Grapes?

red cobalt
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Grapist

pearl oak
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Hey. They asked for it.

livid lava
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watermelon is bigger tho

distant siren
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heyy, got any grapes?

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bum bum bum

foggy thorn
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no

distant siren
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yes

foggy thorn
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ok

distant siren
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look me in the eyes

foggy thorn
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no

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I'm blind

livid lava
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Hi blind

red cobalt
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Nooooo

foggy thorn
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no

pearl oak
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PSA!

MEN AVOID USING OLD SPICE TUNDRA SHAMPOO

SHIT BURNS YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE A LOT

foggy thorn
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ok

pearl oak
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Second thought. Kuaka. Please try and confirm

red cobalt
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Generally you shouldn't use shampoo for your genitals I think?

pearl oak
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Generally yes. But I got long hair and the shit hits your body immediately after

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And all the splash

red cobalt
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Ah that bad

echo spade
distant siren
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youre the first person to use that emote ever

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hooray!

foggy thorn
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no

distant siren
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okay suggestion ma balls

foggy thorn
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no

distant siren
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well i give up

foggy thorn
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no

steady goblet
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asdf

foggy thorn
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ok

void spade
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Okay so, I found something funny from the old anti-cheat

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turns out if you ascend with the save attribute YouCheated as true, you'll get the following credits text:

there's more actually, it's the screen you see when you ascend:

I_SEE_ALTERING_YOUR_SYSTEM_CLOCK_PROVED_TO_BE_TOO_TEMPTING
AS_PUNISHMENT_YOU_GET_TO_SPEND_THE_NEXT_30_SECONDS
LISTENING_TO_HOW_I_SPEND_MY_MONDAY_MORNINGS
I_WOKE_UP_FEELING_DROWSY_AND_A_LITTLE_BIT_ILL
BUT_HONESTLY_THIS_IS_TO_BE_EXPECTED_SINCE
I_ONLY_GET_A_FEW_HONEST_HOURS_OF_SLEEP_THAT_NIGHT
I_GOT_OUT_OF_BED_AND_STUMBLE_INTO_MY_LIVING_ROOM
AND_AFTER_EATING_AN_HONEST_BREAKFAST
WENT_TO_GO_BRUSH_MY_TEETH_AND_PACK_MY_THINGS_FOR_WORK
WHERE_I_MAKE_AN_HONEST_LIVING_DOING_HONEST_WORK
AROUND_OTHER_HONEST_PEOPLE_WHO_ARE_ALSO_DOING_HONEST_WORK
"YOU_HAVE_CHEATED" + ("" + Std.string(Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("TimesAscended")) + "_TIMES"

foggy thorn
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lovely

golden ivy
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Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

distant siren
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wait what?

void spade
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what?

foggy thorn
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laugh it's JoJo

distant siren
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LAUGH

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DO IT

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LAUGH AT THE JOJO

void spade
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Also heres credit text if the game is unable to tell what your highest fight zone was before you ascended:
"HMM..._THATS_ODD..."
"I_DONT_ACTUALLY_KNOW_WHERE_YOU_ARE_RIGHT_NOW"
"MAYBE_IN_THE_PURGATORY"
"MAYBE_ON_THE_LOO"
"MAYBE_AT_THE_ZOO..._TALKING_TO_A_SHOE"
"LOOK..._IF_YOURE_JUST_GONNA_SIT_THERE_AND"
"NOT_RESPOND_TO_ME_THEN_YOU_MIGHT_AS_WELL_PRESS_SKIP"

distant siren
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this is cool stuff

void spade
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unforunately this is all of the unused credits text

distant siren
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imagine if idle skilling had an "ending"

void spade
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ALSO

swift light
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sup yall

foggy thorn
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also?

void spade
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Lava created an alternate variable name for your highest fight zone reached

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there's one that's normal sounding, but there's one with the same value called WeeabooFightsUnlocked

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and that's what's used to determine what credits text you get

foggy thorn
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lol

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yo guys what Weeaboo fight did you unlock

void spade
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15 is oblivion

foggy thorn
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whta

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how

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there's 10

void spade
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fuck if I know

foggy thorn
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lol

pearl oak
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Didn't Oblivion get added a bit aftert other things

foggy thorn
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yea

swift light
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cant believe that in the pc version of idle skilling there is Alot of bugs everywhere

pearl oak
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Maybe those are before obliv

void spade
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14 == maelstrom

foggy thorn
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huh

void spade
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13 == moon

foggy thorn
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ah yes

void spade
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12 == bog
5 == dungeon

foggy thorn
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my favorite fight zone

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does lava know maths

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what's purgatory

distant siren
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8, probably

pearl oak
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Obviously math goes 1,2,3,420,5,69,Q,T,QQ

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Duh

foggy thorn
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thanks FMJ

pearl oak
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You're welcome

swift light
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is the trainings supposed to be glitchy after u set a certain amount of speed?

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cause mine are screwed

void spade
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purgatory is probably 11

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there's nothing that lists them all at once

pearl oak
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Alright lava. Time to go back to school.

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He hacked his way into college.

errant forge
golden ivy
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ok

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their upgrades are mostly downgrades

foggy thorn
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cool?

golden ivy
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but ok

hushed gull
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Two three gene pets in a row, pog

foggy thorn
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oh, so ondra must love it

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lol imagine not getting guaranteed 3 genes

golden ivy
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haha

foggy thorn
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oh yeah

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does geneta cap, static?

golden ivy
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imagine not getting 9 genes at once hahaha

void spade
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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all you people

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asking me about potions

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but no one wants to ever get the ID for me

foggy thorn
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I'm too lazy

void spade
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fine fine

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you convinced me

foggy thorn
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where does dark potions start

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121?

void spade
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ye

foggy thorn
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o

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ok

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1 min

golden ivy
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1 min of what

foggy thorn
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uhh

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136

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or 135

void spade
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genetea is 144

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sry

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154*

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Trunkoke caps btw

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found on accident

foggy thorn
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wait what

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oh I need to go back to school too

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I don't know how to add

void spade
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why won't my FUCKING PICTURES SEND >:(((

golden ivy
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burgerking wifi

foggy thorn
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have you tried sending it harder

void spade
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    var tmp5:Number = o5;
    var o6:* = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("PotionLV")[155];
    var tmp6:Number = 1 - Math.min(0.35 * tmp5 / (Number(o6 + 175)), 0.34);```
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thats trunkoke

foggy thorn
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what determines if it caps

hushed gull
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"hello, i need someone to draw me a map so i can get home" -actual customer i just had

foggy thorn
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the .34?

void spade
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the .min

foggy thorn
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uhh

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oh

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ok

golden ivy
void spade
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so it picks the smallest number between two, either the result of that formula, OR 0.34

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anyway back to genetea

golden ivy
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gene tea

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yes

foggy thorn
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green tea

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lovely

void spade
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yes it caps

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                        if (tmp308 * (1000 * (1 + Math.min(80 * tmp309 / (Number(o868 + 175)), 60) / 100)) > Number(Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("SparklecoinRng1000"))) {```
golden ivy
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the what

foggy thorn
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you are expecting me to know what any of these numbers mean

golden ivy
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ok

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i will try to determine the meaning of the unseen numbers

void spade
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@winged sigil help

golden ivy
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engine = engine

winged sigil
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?

golden ivy
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getgameattribute = obtaining the attributes of the game

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potion LV = potion level

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154 = potion level number

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ok the rest is unknown to me

winged sigil
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no, 154 is the index of the potion

golden ivy
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ok

winged sigil
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or ID

golden ivy
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i said number

winged sigil
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potion level number sounds exactly the same as potion level to me

void spade
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potionLV is just the value of whatever that potion gives, not what level it is

golden ivy
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wtf

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how

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that makesn't sense to me

void spade
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idk

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it's a big ass array in your save

winged sigil
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pretty sure potion LV is the actual level of the potion

void spade
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are you sure?

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I don't have my readable save on me

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so I can't verify

golden ivy
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ok

winged sigil
golden ivy
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if = if

winged sigil
golden ivy
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tmp308 i guess is temperature 308

red cobalt
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Gah I wish I had Occulon, Gorshank and demon.

void spade
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that's a bad example

golden ivy
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1000 = 1000

void spade
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the bonus it gives is the exact same as it's level

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lmao

golden ivy
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math.min is the math in minutes

winged sigil
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the next two don't

golden ivy
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or minimum math

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or stuff

outer spear
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Min is like a floor function

void spade
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math.min == picks the lowest number between two values

golden ivy
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o868 is the amount of o you have

void spade
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o868 is a random tmp variable

golden ivy
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and tmp is temperature

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ok got it

winged sigil
outer spear
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So we take the temperate and divide it by the math minutes to get the amount of o for potion effects

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Got it

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Simple

winged sigil
outer spear
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๐Ÿค”

golden ivy
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sparklecoinRNG1000 is the random number generator for 100 sparkle coins (whatever that is)

void spade
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that's interesting

golden ivy
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1000

void spade
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SparklecoinRNG1000 is just RNG variable

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idk why he calls it that

winged sigil
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so genetea caps at 60%

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?

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I think the display is some other formula

distant siren
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damn

golden ivy
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whats gene tea

winged sigil
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+% chance for 2 or 3 genes

golden ivy
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haha

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i have 9 gene

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why delete

void spade
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ACTUALLY

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it looks like it has two different caps????

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there's another section of code where it caps at 40

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ohhh I get it

golden ivy
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how

void spade
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OKAY

Genetea caps at 60% to get a 2 gene
But it caps at 40% to get a 3 gene

outer spear
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Because I found it lol

golden ivy
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no

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prove it.

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๐Ÿ˜Ž

void spade
golden ivy
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where does it say that

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petability3 ?

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petability 2 ?

winged sigil
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Yes

golden ivy
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ok

winged sigil
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PetAbility2 is gene 2

left grotto
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Are 4 genes possible? Have fairly high pot level but never seen one.

void spade
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no

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also

neon edge
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how yall doing today

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cuties

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@foggy thorn

void spade
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we literally just talked about how the pot caps @left grotto

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wait are we allowed to ping kuaka whenever we want

left grotto
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That's why I asked. Don't see 4-genes mentioned.

void spade
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yeah it's not possible, just trolly flavortext

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that I wish lava would take out for that potion lmao

winged sigil
left grotto
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Or implement it...

winged sigil
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for whatever reason

foggy thorn
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yes @neon edge

neon edge
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yes dosent tell me anything

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my bud

distant siren
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ST ST

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AR AR

tawdry seal
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STD

red cobalt
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huh, I left my first deso on digging.

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forgot for several hours

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Wonder what bag he is at.

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Only 27, dissapointing ๐Ÿ˜›

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Should have dug down further.

distant siren
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lava's gonna need to make hexagons that count as 10 stars

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imagine having 9 hexagons

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...or just a new currency

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currency/damage type

red cobalt
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Nurple cash.

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Everyone likes nurples right?

tawdry seal
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Iโ€™m looking forward to afterlife

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And new jackpot event thing

red cobalt
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With zero knowledge as to what afterlife actually will be, I'm not thinking yay or nay.

bold quest
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You could always check by flatlining

red cobalt
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๐Ÿ˜›

bold quest
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Yes, keep licking

void spade
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I don't expect to see afterlife for a while lol

solemn estuary
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Hey

red cobalt
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Yeah, I HIGHLY doubt that afterlife will be in the next update.

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If it was, Lava might have posted about it already.

void spade
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now I DO expect to see super chain soon

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because there wasn't even a mention of it not being included, Lava just kinda let people figure that out for themselves

red cobalt
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If going offline on training, then coming back later only to see a massive amount of skillups+chains is not enough.. imagine super chains.

void spade
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I half expect Lava to replace it with something else

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similar to glass trekking items

red cobalt
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๐Ÿ˜›

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That would not be suprising.

void spade
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it was probably an idea that he thought would be cool, realized it was too annoying to implement/kinda pointless since we get so many chain levels anyways and just shelved it but left the item in so that he could get the update out

bleak void
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What's better for distance vs. a healing mob, two support units with secondary Fire Fist or the distance traveled multi? Assuming whatever I add gets the respective gene to 6

red cobalt
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I wonder if Lava will ever give us the option for an automatic sorting of pets.

void spade
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btw since we were talking about it in #_ here's the formula for BOGO Offer

value461 = 1 - Math.min(Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("CbonusApoCostRedux") / 100, 0.95);
value433 = 1 - Math.min(Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("CbonusCostReduxperApoLV") / 100 * (Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("ApothecaryLV") / 50), 0.95);
value463 = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("SkillLevels")[51];
value434 = value461 * (value433 * (1 - Math.min(value463 * 0.02, 0.9)));
o988 = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("PotionLV")[94];
value435 = o988;
o978 = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("ConstructLV")[35];
value402 = o978;
_this1440.gameAttributes.set("PbonusPotionCostRedux", value460 * (value434 * (1 / (Number(1 + value435 * 0.02)) * Math.pow(0.740740740740741, value402))));```
red cobalt
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Manually sorting pets ever so often is just, bleh.

winged sigil
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that's just the whole formula for cost redux

void spade
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Yep!

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๐Ÿ™‚

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that's the only place BOGO Offer is called lol

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it's value402

junior canyon
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wait does that mean it's actually a 25% reduction?

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cause it's doing .74^bogoLevel

winged sigil
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it's 1/1.35^level

junior canyon
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ah

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gotcha

neon edge
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owo

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im making some toilets

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make my builders foster

hushed gull
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I just waited eight hours for all of my cauldrons to give me the same potion, and it was one i already had

vale flicker
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That was a really close call

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Far too close for comfort

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๐Ÿ‘€

bold quest
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Intimacy

vale flicker
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?

vital heart
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ayy got all achievs in a furry game

vale flicker
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nice

void spade
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@hushed gull get mama mia

hushed gull
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@void spade I can't even get quadrillion of botany plabts

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Let alone quintillions

vale flicker
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I'm proud of my tree

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Variety will be done soon

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Then I'll go and finish collect

neon edge
pearl oak
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Wait until you get to 300%

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Prices don't really change but you run out of the easy tasks

neon edge
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pepehand i already dont have easy tasks

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monkaHmm im thinking about letting my macro run over night and just clap some resorces

pearl oak
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Oh. 1-4 easy 5-7 medium 8-10 fuck this shit

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Until you end game then 1-8 easy 9-10 fuck this

hushed gull
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C O L L E C T

pearl oak
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Lol really now chris

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This is when you get Mr T to call 1-800-C O L L E C T for you

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259% lol

vale flicker
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I can see you guys got the doubler

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๐Ÿ‘€

astral magnet
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@winged sigil we're noticing some inconsistencies with Gattaca

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1 swift & 1 abom. should be 1.4x, but it ends up 1.3x

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@junior canyon I thought of something

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it could be a rounding issue

void spade
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why don't I get pinged I look at code too

astral magnet
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15%+25%=40%
BUT
0.15 rounded down to 0.1, and 0.25 rounded down to 0.2, = 0.3

winged sigil
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I'm trying to interpret the code

junior canyon
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@void spade

void spade
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ty ๐Ÿ™‚

astral magnet
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which means

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if it rounds each number first. then adds them together

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its the correct value

winged sigil
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scene_43 and around line 1850, static

void spade
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alien I need that value from your script

winged sigil
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I think the abom speed bonus is displayed wrong

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in the codex

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looks like it's 20% in the code

astral magnet
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ah

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but how are they added together

winged sigil
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swift + abom

pearl oak
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Aha! So there was rounding

astral magnet
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okay so theyre additive

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except the swiftness combo

void spade
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where does the rounding happen

astral magnet
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thats still a multiplier

winged sigil
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1.35 gets rounded to 1.3

astral magnet
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oops. gotta fix the rounding

winged sigil
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In the display, I mean

astral magnet
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thats with display taken into account

winged sigil
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the code looks like it's handling them as they are

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right

astral magnet
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gimme a min and i can whip up some deviation ExclamationMarks

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For every odd level of swiftness, the display deviates by 0.05x

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So at level 9 swiftness, the display shows 0.25x less than you actually have

winged sigil
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you can just floor it to 0.1

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as in, floor(stuff, 0.1)

astral magnet
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ik. but i did that in the first one

winged sigil
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and it'll round down to the nearest multiple of 0.1

astral magnet
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i already did that in the first image

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the display error only happens on __odd__numbered swiftness levels

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f.ex, on Swift8, theres 0 deviation. on swift9 theres 0.25x deviation. on swift10 theres 0 deviation

winged sigil
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It also looks like trekkery combo works now

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for travel speed at least

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visually

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I'll check the actual calculation part too

golden ivy
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ok

astral magnet
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slight error oops

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i think the most absurd part is the fact that 9abom x 9swift x 9inc is a perfectly valid combo to have.

frail cedar
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9swift is a good band name

winged sigil
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It might be that trekkery is actually better than swiftness

void spade
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fr?

astral magnet
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trekkery?

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OH

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yeah it definetly is at some point

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Its actually better super early @winged sigil

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Trekkery 3, at level 30 trekking, gives +90% speed

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i think?

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that or 90

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its either 90 or 30

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probably 90

winged sigil
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Trekkery 9x is 3% speed per level

astral magnet
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yeah thats 90% at level30

winged sigil
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Yea

astral magnet
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but swiftness 9 gives far more than 90%

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Swift9 is 775%

winged sigil
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But trekkery is multiplicative with abom

astral magnet
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right. but heres the thing

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for trekkery to be better, the bonus has to be higher than swiftness' bonus

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more or less

winged sigil
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In the absence of abominable, yes

astral magnet
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I can actually work out just how many trekking levels you need

winged sigil
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258 and change

astral magnet
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but thats for what exactly, trekkery 3 and 0 abom?

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etc.

winged sigil
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Trekkery 9

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To match swift 9

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At 0 abom

astral magnet
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Also thats 259

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in actuality

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you need 559 trekking

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before trekkery is permanently better

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if i did this rigt

winged sigil
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that sounds wrong

astral magnet
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thats 9abom and 9swiftness

winged sigil
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trekkery doesn't need to exceed that by itself

astral magnet
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oh hold on

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i might know how to do it

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311 trekking

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with abom9

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there we go

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The formula is Swift+Abom/3%*20%*Abom#

neon edge
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im hella confused

astral magnet
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So at 9 abom, each trekkery level, gives 5.4%

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instead of the normal 3%

neon edge
astral magnet
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you need to like

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restart the game or something

pearl oak
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Manually craft

neon edge
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ya

pearl oak
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Not multi

neon edge
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nvm

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i have to click it

golden ivy
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oK

winged sigil
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the question is basically, when does (1 + 15%+nAbom*20%)*(1+3%*Trekking) exceed (1+nSwift*15% + nAbom*20%)

neon edge
#

can u do england

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pliz

astral magnet
#

yeah but alien

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the formula answers then

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sec

pearl oak
#

@neon edge the coding math is wrong

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That's what they're discussing

astral magnet
#

there

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correct formula this time

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Trekking 200

neon edge
#

math aint my good thingi

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so

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ya

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ima go sleep

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good night cuties

astral magnet
#

@winged sigil
The formula is
(1 + SwiftBonus+AbomBonus)/((1+(0.2xnAbom))*3%)

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for 9trekkery

safe isle
#

i thought trekkery didn't work

winged sigil
#

the code suggests that it does

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I need to double check the calculation part tho

astral magnet
#

incase it works

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As for why Swift6 has lower levels than Swift3.
Swift 3 to 6 = +50% increase in combo bonus
Trek 3 to 6 = +100% increase in combo bonus

patent osprey
#

yay, just got a hyduck

astral magnet
#

you're a hyduck

winged sigil
#

gottem

pearl oak
#

Lol

spare vapor
#

Iโ€™m duck

winged sigil
#

looks like ionize gives trekking exp and vessel gain

tawdry seal
#

Should ask the coder themselves

winged sigil
#

idk if he knows it even himself

#

safer to just check the code

tawdry seal
#

Who helped lava code this anyways

hushed gull
#

@void spade @winged sigil can y'all see if 0 Cal Masty works? I believe at least the ore% is broke

#

Confirmed that bonus displayed in mastery list changes, but no difference in the # displayed on the mining page

void spade
#

@hushed gull yeah sure I'll check

#

Displays are buggy af

golden ivy
#

ok

safe ruin
blissful raven
#

hello mods

#

i have bug report and also a formula

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Spelunk Loot = Math.min(Math.max(int(Math.floor(0.4342945 * ln(SelectedTreasureBagValue[(SpelunkerN - 1) * 10 + TreasureBagID] + 0.1))) - 1, 1), 26);

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sigil is treasure ID 26

#

bug here being that you can't get Mark or Rage Obol from a normal drop, just by rare loot chance.

void spade
#

How is that a bug? Not saying it's a bug, but Lava could've intended for it to be that way

blissful raven
#

well, if its not a bug it sucks ass

hushed gull
#

It is intended

void spade
#

To slow down late game tunnels

blissful raven
#

and if its intended, rare loot needs a major buff or reworked altogether

winged sigil
#

he knows

void spade
#

^^^

hushed gull
blissful raven
#

plz roll a 2 to get red obol lel

hushed gull
#

In lava endorsed faq

blissful raven
#

dam son just slash my hopes :(

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are you in the other room french fry guy

hushed gull
#

Which room

blissful raven
#

ISS

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server

hushed gull
#

I don't know what that is so no

void spade
#

But lava endorsed faq also says you get better chance at cards for longer digs which doesn't seem to be true

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@hushed gull join it

blissful raven
#

statis probably hates u lol

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jk

hushed gull
#

Probably

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It's the hair

blissful raven
#

dont be an emo brother

void spade
#

Nah I just didn't know if he'd wanna join

blissful raven
#

so now we gotta find the rare treasure chance?

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damn son

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well thats going to be another actor I guess

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fml

void spade
#

Inb4 it's capped at a stupid low number lmao

blissful raven
#

yeah its probably got a floor function thats doing something stupid

#

lava tends to have those

#

wtf is new updates

void spade
#

Wdym it looks fine on mobile

blissful raven
#

I don't remember that having a megaphone there

void spade
#

??

blissful raven
void spade
#

There isn't one on mobile

blissful raven
#

ok well, I dunno

winged sigil
#

looks like he turned that channel into an announcement channel

clever karma
#

Lol just took over 40 minutes to explain the whole game to a friend.

feral radish
#

explain it to me too please

blissful raven
#

imagine spending your friday night looking at spaghetti code for fun

winged sigil
#

So it looks like trekkery combo does now work in both under the hood and display

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but the speed part only works when you kill on screen??

#

why u do dis, lava

golden ivy
#

ight

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@near wharf lavapls

frail cedar
#

Hey Idle Gang, debit card is here!!! Prepare for Nitro if you're on the list for it ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

#

And prepare is a generic term
Because i still don't have a job
I will in a couple days
Then I'll feel more comfortable spending money on strangers

golden ivy
#

give me

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im on list

frail cedar
#

You're not

golden ivy
#

yeah i am

frail cedar
#

No, you actually aren't

golden ivy
#

Smh my partner is getting a job before me

#

Excluding the fact that because she's a few months older it's legal for her to

#

O

frail cedar
#

Wow, notepad looks a little different

golden ivy
#

yeah i edited some thingsd

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changed font

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np

#

no

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it says "M"

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tahts the fake list

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anyways

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so im on the list

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๐Ÿ˜

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!memes

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pls meme

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plz meme

foggy thorn
#

no

golden ivy
#

!meme

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m!memes

foggy thorn
#

no

golden ivy
#

ok

foggy thorn
#

good

golden ivy
#

i said ok to "m!memes"

#

m!meme

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!enable memes

#

m!meme

#

Great don't you just love it when you actually manage the cabling on your PC and it breaks the OS

#

Now I have to install Ubuntu again

void spade
#

Installing ubuntu doesn't even take the long

golden ivy
#

It does

#

I have a reasonably old PC remember

void spade
#

Only thing i remember about you is that I don't like ur memes

golden ivy
#

o lol

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Anyways

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imma install it on the SATA HDD

void spade
#

As opposed to?

golden ivy
#

The one using a dodgy old serial cable

hushed gull
#

One time, i installed ubuntu on a windows Millenium edition computer

void spade
#

Why

hushed gull
#

This was circa oh, 2004?

#

Anyway, it only took like an hour

golden ivy
#

wait what

#

It can't boot from SATA ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

feckin old mobos

void spade
#

I've only installed on a work laptop and vms

hushed gull
#

I wanted to dual boot windows ME and ubuntu

#

It was a wild time in my computer life

#

I ended up breaking my boot file a few months later, RIP

void spade
#

I'm assuming it didn't work

#

Lmao

hushed gull
#

Oh, it worked

golden ivy
#

wait nvm I can boot from the SATA drive

hushed gull
#

For a small amount of time lol

golden ivy
#

I had to change the boot order

void spade
#

Classic

hushed gull
#

I can't even remember what the boot record was for ubuntu back then

#

GRUB i think?

void spade
#

Still uses grub I'm pretty sure

frail cedar
#

Imagine being a nerd

hushed gull
#

Wild

#

I hope it's better now lol

void spade
#

Linux > every os for anything not gaming

golden ivy
#

hoi

hushed gull
#

I installed a version of gentoo from source for some stuff one time

#

It was a 10/10 experience

#

Those nerds know what they're doing

void spade
#

One time i was tryna delete everything in a dir and accidentally wiped all my shit

hushed gull
#

Sudo rm rf /mywholelife

frail cedar
#

I use a windows vm in linux, on apple hardware

golden ivy
#

lol

hushed gull
#

Hackintosh is life

golden ivy
#

Ight the USB drive is loadin up

frail cedar
#

Also static

#

I fully agree lmao

#

Linux the way

void spade
#

It made dev stuff so much easier

#

Cause i could just sudo apt get anything i needed

#

And not find what i need from a website that has been updated since 2003

golden ivy
#

I mean I'll still game on Windows

hushed gull
#

I used linux a lot when i was building bitcoin rigs for a buddy, nano is life

golden ivy
#

But feck it everything else goes Linux

frail cedar
#

Yee, i apply my videogame logic to my entire life, if i can't use it in the exact way i want, no like

hushed gull
#

Nano is the best text editor I've ever used

void spade
#

Imagine using vim

frail cedar
#

Linux gives me that

mint mountain
frail cedar
#

The heck is vim lol

hushed gull
#

A trap

void spade
#

Linux text editor

frail cedar
#

;p

hushed gull
#

You can't exit once you get in

void spade
#

One of the most popular next to nano

hushed gull
#

Nano is better anyway

#

Only the hardcore neckbeards use vim

void spade
#

Ejdkfsj
Ctrl+q
Ctrl+c
Esc
Esc
Esc
:Help
?help
Quit

winged sigil
#

vim is awful for anything bigger

hushed gull
#

Nano even lays out commands on the bottom three lines, whata gentleman editor

winged sigil
#

it's fine if you need to just change one or two small things

void spade
#

Nano sucks for anything more complex than text files and configs though tbh

winged sigil
#

and then you google how to save and close

hushed gull
#

I was editing like, 12 page config files, nano was the only way

void spade
#

When you try to ctrl z nano and go back to terminal and have to enter fg(?) To go back to the file and close it right

hushed gull
#

That may have fucked me a couple times

void spade
#

Me many times lmao

hushed gull
#

My favorite part was we had no cases on our machines

void spade
#

Or trying to find the process id of something fucking up and googling how to grep

hushed gull
#

So i would restart by shorting the pins with my car key lol

void spade
#

Lmao

hushed gull
#

"Chris, each of these pcs cost like $3000, is a car key the best way?"

#

"yeah probably, shut up"

void spade
#

Google: how to force close linux process
Google: how to find process id
Google: how to filter list of processes on linux
Google: how to use grep
Google: command to kill task in linux

hushed gull
#

Pid was a nightmare for bitcoin shit

#

There'd be like twelve processes with non distinct names

#

Cause some 16 year old in Venezuela developed the kernel

void spade
#

It was the same with developing web apps and shit

#

Trying to find the lone process hogging the port you need

hushed gull
#

My favorite was when I'd be getting half the hashes/s i expected

#

And it was because of some random completely unrelated boot setting novody ever mentioned in any documentation

void spade
#

Software documentation is either really really good or shit

hushed gull
#

"oh yeah, if you set your chunk size to an even number not divisible by 6 it reduces your clock speed"

#

Excuse me sir, i need to vomit

golden ivy
#

hiya

#

hell yeah

vale flicker
hasty nest
#

where da cones

vale flicker
#

Right there smh

supple kraken
#

those cones dirty af got mushrooms growing on them

vale flicker
#

Never seen a red cone?

hasty nest
#

I've seen traffic cone but those are orange

foggy thorn
#

yes

vale flicker
#

The hoop when you shoot a ball through it:
HMMMM YES THE NET HERE IS MADE OF NET

golden ivy
#

Hey I went to update some software on Ubuntu

#

Now the monitor's cycling through the primary colours, black, and white

#

ok nvm the monitor was just having psychological issues

wispy dagger
#

๐Ÿง

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

you are about to go to mael

foggy thorn
#

that

safe isle
#

because you touch yourself at night

vale flicker
#

But NONE OF THE REST OF THE KEYMASTERS HAD DIFFERENT COLOUR NAMES

golden ivy
#

ok

#

and?

#

maybe he wanted to be special

vale flicker
#

I have a new favourite card

foggy thorn
#

no

vale flicker
#

I'm 5* honky

foggy thorn
#

not even 6* smh

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

someone tell lava to make !bray a command

foggy thorn
#

no

golden ivy
#

!Bray
no

#

see it would work

foggy thorn
#

no

fading nymph
#

No

foggy thorn
#

correct

fading nymph
#

Need more mountain dew from kfc

wispy dagger
#

Hmmmm

fading nymph
#

!poop

void spade
#

What

vale flicker
#

Feces are the bi-product of unneeded nutrients and acids being dissolved and compacted for ejection by a digestive track

#

I'm gonna name that one the chat killer

#

๐Ÿ‘€

gloomy shore
#

Agh!?!?!?! I finally got the basketball pet but my pet slots were full.... ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜–

foggy thorn
#

trash a pet

#

and reopen the game and switch between the pet screens

golden ivy
#

I'm actually using Discord on my PC rn

fading nymph
#

Haha

gloomy shore
#

@foggy thorn thank you!!!!!

foggy thorn
#

np

gloomy shore
#

Just missing sentinel B now...๐Ÿ˜

patent osprey
#

I still need all of the raid pets

#

nice, already have a 2x ionize hyduck

wispy dagger
#

nice

near wharf
violet cove
#

@near wharf ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿปfuck you and your game crashing bug on iOS. Enjoy your shitty 1 star review on App Store. Fix your fucking game already, fucking douche.

wispy dagger
#

oof

foggy thorn
#

don't see how that's going to motivate him to fix something

tame sparrow
#

Wow, what a douche

wispy dagger
#

yeah dont be mean

void spade
#

LMAO

tame sparrow
#

I literally have not seen one other person talking about a crash on iOs

wispy dagger
#

(i mean i have seen like a total of 3-4 people...and it does remove all their game data)

tame sparrow
#

Oh

#

Well, clearly this calls for calling the dev a douche, right?

wispy dagger
#

or everyone

patent osprey
#

inb4 new bluehero

tame sparrow
#

We are all douches on this blessed day

patent osprey
#

some people would be happy to be one of those

foggy thorn
wispy dagger
#

i will admit it is a bit dangerous to play on other things other than android

tame sparrow
#

I just searched his comment history, he was super early game, only 1 rebirth

wispy dagger
#

thats not very far

#

buut some people dont rebirth for a long time

tame sparrow
#

Fuck em

#

You only have access to like 40% of the game at that point

patent osprey
#

now to get another 1k gems to finish off these mining slots

golden ivy
#

Ok

drowsy jasper
#

Whatโ€™s the bug this guy was so upset about?

supple kraken
#

did his save go poof?

wispy dagger
#

yes

drowsy jasper
#

Yea thatโ€™s what it looked like from a quick search

void spade
#

Imagine losing ur save

#

Also hi @drowsy jasper i haven't seen u in a bit

supple kraken
#

i lost mine once but it came back a month later

drowsy jasper
#

Yea thatโ€™d be rough

#

Iโ€™m going to manually back up my game tomorrow lol

#

@void spade what upppp

blissful raven
#

I've been working on treasure bag values all day long.

drowsy jasper
#

Just been busy

blissful raven
#

alien had to fix some of my work and he made a graph

drowsy jasper
#

And taking an IS break

#

Since all my stuff now requires a lot more idling than anything else

supple kraken
#

i barely log on anymore i have nothing to do

fading nymph
#

I lose my android save constantly. Lol

blissful raven
#

the treasures you get from a bag are straightforward until you start calculating the RARE treasures, which Mark and Rage Obol can only be obtained from that

drowsy jasper
#

Also Iโ€™m too lazy to ascend/rebirth atm

#

Too much clicking

blissful raven
#

as far as rare treasures go you want your bag value to be as low as possible to get rare treasures

#

alien made a graph.

#

not sure what tools he is using to do this

golden ivy
#

I'm too lazy to play the game

blissful raven
#

but yeah, if you have high bag values you rarely get mark and red obol

fading nymph
#

He reverse engineered the game to get his info

blissful raven
#

well we have been looking at the code

winged sigil
#

I'm just plotting it with geogebra

fading nymph
#

George has a bra?

wispy dagger
#

you know whats funny is the little treasures with faces look like the puffer fish meme

blissful raven
#

alien can you add to #_ that dig down doesnt affect odds of rare treasure like lava thinks

#

I have no idea why he even thinks that

winged sigil
#

I want to plot it w.r.t the actual bag value to confirm

blissful raven
#

yeah thats fine

#

cant wolfram alpha do that?

#

I had to use it instead of my system calculator just to deal with some of these tiny numbers

#

the tiny numbers were wrong though so meh.

#

uh, I don't see how you need to confirm that about dig down value, its never referenced in the code except the one time

winged sigil
#

dig down has nothing to do with this

#

just bag value

#

I'm pretty sure lava has never said it should be related

chilly prawn
#

Isnโ€™t there a learning that says it does

blissful raven
#

this

#

I don't know what FAQ this is referring to though

winged sigil
#

longer doesn't mean dig down

blissful raven
#

Oh yeah I guess you are right

#

well, nothing in the formula has anything to do with longer digs either

winged sigil
#

and that's cards

#

static was talking about cards

blissful raven
#

oh he's talking about cards

winged sigil
#

not rare treasure

blissful raven
#

can you link me to this FAQ

#

so I can stop talking out of my ass

winged sigil
#

!faq ?

raw folioBOT
winged sigil
#

anyway, I need to go to sleep

blissful raven
#

ok

#

have a good sleep

#

yeah so the graph essentially is logarithmic

#

actually 1/x for only positive values is closer

#

at least the way it looks

#

once you hit plasma bag values your chances for rare treasures are cut massively

#

you can't really do much about it except wear the cards.

void spade
#

I

#

Am drunk

junior jungle
#

Spelunker speed helps. But... youโ€™re doing great bruh

blissful raven
#

Spelunker speed is only for regular treasures

junior jungle
#

Yes. Yes it is.

#

Regular is rare and rare is regular.

void spade
#

@blissful raven it helps with card chance too remember

golden ivy
#

Oh guys

#

I have photosensitivity and I had a substitute teacher in year 6 who thought I was joking and shone a fucking TORCH in my eyes

tame sparrow
#

That's a ticket to a punch in the mouth as far as I'm concerned

blissful raven
#

stop trying to confuse me static it wont work

#

also no doug, rare treasure chance is an entirely separate thing that is evil

#

it needs rebalanced.

#

but w/e

pallid iron
#

11k with 4 left

#

hopefully the rest are good

blissful raven
#

congrats

pallid iron
#

is there a record for highest boost%?

blissful raven
#

uh idk

#

most of that is not legit

#

so you got it congrats

pallid iron
#

not legit?

blissful raven
#

yeah people using exploits or whatever.

void spade
#

Exploits? In idle skilling? Never

blissful raven
#

oh you're right

#

this game has no exploits

#

@native gate

#

r u there @native gate

fossil badge
#

what buildings boost tinkering like that?

chilly prawn
#

Cheats

void spade
#

Who cheats @chilly prawn

pallid iron
#

mastery and 2 cards boost the booster sucess rate

#

building in spelunking makes u get +3 max trys on stuff

#

and boostio building does this

fossil badge
#

why not

#

Totally not a doctor, what field are you in?

void spade
#

Hi funny

raw folioBOT
#
P4wn4g3#3211 has been muted for 5 minutes

Reason: @blissful raven @blissful raven @blissful raven

[unmute]

void spade
#

Lmaooo

blissful raven
#

ur a fucker

#

mute doug

#

he's trolling people you slacker

void spade
#

Funny what time is it where u are?

blissful raven
#

because you suck is why

golden ivy
#

@tame sparrow believe it or not I did

void spade
#

@golden ivy I don't believe it

blissful raven
#

I just told you he was trolling people in ask questions and you were the only mod here not doing your job

golden ivy
#

What, punch the guy in the mouth?

gloomy shore
#

Wow man... started the day having saved up 3k gems. Then "anotha one" becomes available... 7 gems left.

golden ivy
#

Do you have photosensitivity?

void spade
#

@native gate oh so we have like a 12 hr time diff

blissful raven
#

whatever funny be useless

pallid iron
#

@fossil badge teehee 34

fossil badge
#

@gloomy shore i can loan you gems

gloomy shore
#

@fossil badge please do. ๐Ÿ˜‚

golden ivy
blissful raven
#

its only 12:30 here

golden ivy
#

I found that thing in christchurch

fossil badge
#

i have 5m i think how many do you need?

#

hoooooooooooooooold on

#

We have kiwis now??????

void spade
#

What's a kiwi

golden ivy
#

I'm not a kiwi

#

I'm fuckin Aussie, cunt

gloomy shore
#

Id be happy to hold 300k gems or so.

golden ivy
#

Gotta get that accent in

#

mate

fossil badge
#

Oh unlucky @golden ivy

golden ivy
#

Why?

fossil badge
#

your aussie?

#

LOL

golden ivy
#

Australia's being pretty lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ rn if you get what I mean

blissful raven
#

thx funny

fossil badge
#

its hot enough as is but you cunts have broken heat records i hear so fuck that

#

gem gem gem gem gem gem @gloomy shore take them

golden ivy
#

Yeah we have, got an issue, mate?

#

We actually don

gloomy shore
#

๐Ÿค”

golden ivy
#

don't swear as much

fossil badge
#

thats a lie

golden ivy
#

I mean we tend to say cunt a lot

fossil badge
#

aussies swear 24/7

#

its a fact.

golden ivy
#

But it's not as bad as you think, mate

fossil badge
#

it is LOL

golden ivy
#

Or maybe it's because I'm Aussie

#

probably is

fossil badge
#

I don't think ive met people who swear more than aussies

#

especially your tradies

golden ivy
#

Oh yeah our tradies're great

fossil badge
#

what state are you?

golden ivy
#

QLD

fossil badge
#

niiiiiiiiiice

#

the maroons

golden ivy
#

I live on the Sunshine Coast, and there's not as much swearing as there is in other places

fossil badge
#

oh my dad lived there for 5 years

golden ivy
#

cough cough NT

fossil badge
#

its fucking awesome if you avoid surfers

golden ivy
#

Nah I don't surf

#

bad community if you ask me

fossil badge
#

ive never been to NT i hear its a shit show

golden ivy
#

Yeah it is

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Least populated state, it's about 45-50 degrees 24/7, terrible broadband

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Actually it might go down to 40 in winter

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yup

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fuck that

golden ivy
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If you're lucky

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and huge alcohol problems etc

golden ivy
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Obesity, alcohol, meth, you name it, they have it

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@pallid iron your not the neurologist guy are you?

void spade
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Actually Wyoming is the least populated state

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yet they get free housing etc

golden ivy
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@void spade wow I didn't know Wyoming was an Aussie state

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Americans ๐Ÿ˜‚

pallid iron
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no, im clearly not a doctor

void spade
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I'm drunk idiot

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Get good memes then come talk to me

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Lame ass

pallid iron
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why

void spade
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Not you

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I'm talking to meat

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are you asking me why?

pallid iron
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yes

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Because I apply to the US in a year

blissful raven
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you like trump?

pallid iron
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im not in the us

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im from the us tho

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Eh nvm then

void spade
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@blissful raven NAH

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not you

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camp

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Do i like trump?

blissful raven
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yeah

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lol

void spade
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Fuck ass bitch made it so I can't buy tobacco products for a month

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lol i couldnt give a fuck about politics

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moving to US next year