#off-topic-chat
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Eh
We must band together as idle gamers and overthrow the government!
then someone would have to actually run it instead of idling
why run things when you can idle
The mods and owner will have the power
Have you donated to stop the fires
Mods now get 10% of all sales split between them!
only thing to put these fires out is rainfall, which may or may not happen over the next week
Good job guys
Lava sent 3 card packs to Australia to help
wow so much mun
Stock market for idle games.. hrm..
Did you know it is only a crime to plot the overthrow of the US government if you fail to notify the secretary of state that you are doing so? If you notify the state dept, totally legal to plot the overthrow of the US govt
lol
That sounds terrible.
When do I get my holographic Bob card lava!
Soon black market for selling stolen signed by lava cards haha
Wait Jodoc is a shoulder parrot now?
yup
yes
someone use the emojis
...No?
Gift me nitro then
:cardhype:
:cardhype:

:bobhorse:



π΄
so now i know no one in my country plays idle skilling
There ya go
:(
sad
Lol the owner can't use his own emotes
Weird that the owner of a verified discord doesn't get nitro power at least in that server
no one does in mine either ::((
yea thatβs a big F
that should be a thing
im still mad about their emails
What does Nitro do anyways
What did they say
instead of saying "you were not selected for verification"
What kind
it says
Don't complain too much, they'll ban you like they did Adam lol
My nitro ran out a week ago or so.
just animated emojis and the ability to use emojis everywhere
"the wood elves hum in unison, summoning hte power of the forest..."
Feels weird not being able to use the majority of emojis I've been using.
which is good and bad
and a picture of a fortune cookie saying like "maybe some other day"
Yah
Can we have a Special thinking emoji and ping socket for this sever
Surely you're joking
Discord is some weird cult
im gonna plays hooos
anyways
welp, new card gonna be a fortune cookie
You know what? I believe you
to get it, you have to be fortunate
Remember the game we played the other game? Someone?
dont just believe me
Based on the fact that the owners specifically allow furry content and babyfur content on the platform
read it yourself
Stupid elves
every second you have 1 in trillion chance of getting the fortune cookie card
Discord is special
How often can you apply?
Yes
apply to what
and i needed a "work email"
Spam those elves
Lol
cries can't even use animated emojis anymore.
Did you have to pay to get a professional email handle?
yea like $5
lol
Yeah you can't email them from "sexyboiwithabigpeen23@gmail.com"
new bug: fortune cookies dont give good fortunes to lava's discord
Why do i feel like the lil shit that everyone ignores rn?
Big email and Big textbook working together to make Lava broke
Unfortunecookies
^
honestly same
ikr
Everyone pay attention to fivelike for a minute
i have no color role, so this means im fucking irrelevant
Hi Five
What about meH
who?
thx
Hi Fucking irrelevant, I'm King
"why do i feel like the lil shit that everyone ignores" why is this literally me irl
lol
Okay now review this important document
idk
is he sugargay
i can trade you a toddler lava who has learned the question "why"
Respect 100 --> Respect -100
Anyone remember how you had to ask for roles and then I changed everything
Lava, your fortune cookies are terrible.
woah discord go away
Or.. unfortunecookies rather
Life sucks and then you die
They are true tho
My grandfather used to say "Life's a bitch and then you marry one", but only out of earshot of my grandma
anyways uhh this
wow
is that PC
not that long I had 3000 hours
no thats old screenshot
Lava post more in #hall-of-fame
wait wat how
lemme have a quick perusal
Derp, my brain made it out to be far longer than it was.
i'd post that unfortune cookie as a cool stuff
You never posted me getting world's first 60 pets!
the longest was barely 4k
he cheated
but i got these so yeah
Start playing more often smh
Who
2.9k was recently, 1.7k was long ago
hmm
i didnt find much cool stuff
although can i say
the 666 devil memes in there are epic
6 star Qoxzul
So he doesnt care about the game
idk how it started but
If you want to farm offline, stop playing more often
everyone loves posting 666 stuff
All 6* dude had that way too soon after the update for it to be legit if I recall correctly
Eldar, would you say the 1.7k was 2902 hours and 39 minutes ago?
hmm...
Yes Rising I'll call you
No joke on that part
666 - 66 - 66676
Just write it on the bathroom stall wall
"Call Rising for a good time"
i played a few days
Well there are several people with 10m+gems that played broken pc. So all 6 star cards isn't hard for them
06_666-666-66lol
Let me tell you what, opening all those cardpacks to max out your 6* cards takes a fucking age
on android anyway
Nah it only has 3 6's and they are right at the end
Just make a macro
combined, thats 4659 hours of me not playing this game
***** *** 666
heres my phone number : f fi d gb gb
also the gem purchase limit on android hovers somewhere near 300k
Isn't 7:06 the most evil time because it's 6:66
idk about the pc limit
If u get it congrats
no
No, Dudes. You can't just selectively apply a rule to get a meme number, that's not how it works.
no
If you do that you will be attacked by massive crabs
google is not safe
Oof
run malwarebytes
yeah get chrome
doesnt that happen every time you visit a hacker site?
especially one as seedy as google.com
smells like a redirect
but isnt that chrome
i know π
you didnt
was joking π¦
bad
Someone click on my totally not shady QR code, it gives out free candy and ice cream.
I lied about the crabs
π’
Its a lobster based gang actually
the year is 2064
hmmm, wont progress more fighting so i shud probably ascend. but at the same time im in a good goldfarm situation so i also want to spend some time farming gold to invest in farming/nests
predators no longer use candy and ice cream to lure kids into their van
they use time candy and ice cream 4s
I thought they used iPhone 69s.
Farms gold
"oh sweet im only up to ice cream 2 i better hop right in"
did someone say time candies
-- little bobby
Ice cream 27 or bust
Get your free robux here
dont scan qr codes
not for porn
not for nitro
but when its a lava package, do it
I don't know you, that's my purse!
ice cream locked gang
Vad you dare quote my favorite show
naked grandma
so is league of legends ever going to die out
I'm not joking i own a fucking big mountain fudge cak shirt
too spicy for me eldar
or like it that just gonna be a game forever
Hopefully soon lava
the shirt fucks?
Mobas in general need to die
Legends never die, Lava!
are fps games still super popular amongst grade skoolers
yes
Has anyone use the new emojis
krunker.io best
Pvp games are bad for youths mental health :p they make them bad people
that hurt to type
Mobas are dumb, fps's are dump, indie is the future
No
What if it's an indie fps moba? π€
doot doot, do the shoot shoot
indie is not a fucking genre
is this a good video recommendation?
Oh shit
lol @frail cedar i feel like sticking around for more gold will be better in the long run, cus i plan on putting a little into cashback aswell
no matter how much they want to tell people it is
How about you stick your head up your ass and fight for air
would you rather have...
Mass produced triple A shit is bad most of the time
minecraft vbux
Bitbux
Small titles are great, but indie games can be from literally any genre
Us for sure
would you rather have 1 bit connect, or 1 dollar
BitConneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
1 rock please
@tame sparrow that doesnt make them not a genre....
just give me your update
indie literally is short for independent
ANY game made by an independent developer. is an indie game
indie
in die
die inside
indie doesn't describe the content at all, so it's not a genre
it used to
That literally does make it not a genre
indie scotland
it used to mean like
"off the walls banana crazy"
since indie devs were the only ones who had the freedom to experiment with weird game types
How about Boblars! They'll costs you $20 Boblars sir!
and they still are its juts theres so many of them
"indie" as a specific game genre did have some definition involving niche games
that outlandish ideas arent crazyt anymore to us
^
literally every indie game is niche basically
Even if it did, it no longer does
I mean. who here remebers seeing binding of isaac for the first time
like no indie developer is making a call of duty game
and going "WHAT IN THE LOVE OF GOD IS THIS"
fun fact
They might be, we just never hear about it
Krunker is a better CoD, fite me.
where we had to photoshop a picture
and i was like "hey lets choose a boss from binding of isaac"
and for some reason they let me do it
and i got a lot of weird stares from other kids
Since the only indie games that float to the top are the ones not completely overshadowed by "tRiPLe AAA" alternatives
i am actually pretty good at rekking kids in krunker
@near wharf lol what was the presentation aabout?
I didn't mean so start this debate i sorry π
OH
photoshop a picturr
i choose
me
i think monstro and the worm
the one with all the nipples
lmao
so the face guy and the worm guy
oh yes
and maybe the pile of guts guy
Nipples don't exist
and the nipples guy
Ashley doesn't exist!
lava exists
oh yea
Did anyone recognise it Lava?
Then what am I rubbing right now, Ashley? Huh??!
F
Oh lava while you're here, what does this spell?
your class suc
Is it "easy" backwards?
You know, the guy with all the nipples all over
ysae
frantic googling
So easy backwards
pinch the nippy
botany link fix when
relink
I own, but have never played binding of isaac, so I'm just assuming from screenshots I've seen that there's a nipples guy in it
Botany in general fix when? I want my progression back at all lol
Fix when
game fix when
I only know the bosses by their REAL names
fix who?
Yes
many fix
bob the builder
can he fix this?
No
bob the builder
Uh oh guys looks like we have a binding of isaac boss name elitist among us
no he cant
builder the boob
boob the builder
@tame sparrow ok muliboomer
can he suck this?
wtf is a muliboomer
when a boomer mulis
Multiboomer, a boomer for more tasks than one
Bob the builder
Can we fix it
Bob the builder
Yes we can
the π£ er
well he can dowgrade it for sure
bomber?
Bob the builder was after my time, younglings. Now go go bed
terrorist wins
You're never too old for Bob the Builder
Multiboomer, son of Unibomber
daughter of motherload
Motherlode was a goodass game
Oh yes
mr. natas...
The rage though when an earthquake rekt my perfect mine shaft
If you buy the sequel on steam it comes with the goldium edition of the original game
Motherlode be like: GRGRRRGRGRGRGRGRRRGRRRGRGRRGR fuel tank empty
What if
Bob is a furry
the fuel tank isnt a fuel tank and the tank isnt a tank.
and IN REALITY the fuel tank is a countdown, and the tank is a bomb
Off
Lol
@woven apex wow ok
Genetically Modified Catbobs
cat bob
a ship no one knew but feared
Show Bobs and Vageens
i will blow you
We're you generalizing all of us or talking too me specifically?
blow you?

Lavaflame
prepates cannon ball
Dudes the mod*
when will we get the balloonblowing skill
Wowowowo
kachow
This is a Christian Idle Skilling server
Sed
This is devolving I'm going back to my manga now
actualy ill have sef
wdym
sef
Hello welcome to teehee gang we have great sed
ill have sef then
I want a balloonblowing skill where we blow balloons. so i can blow a huge BFB
heres a picture of the idle skilling cards that arrived in the mail today:
SILENCE groomer
cant wait to send out these cards!
Grrrrrr
Wait jodoc the fuck
Lava is gay lmao π
You got me Lava
Lol, holographic fortune cookies
you'll have hype when you see the cards lava has
Lava will you remove the fish contract next patch? Tyvm
Idle Skilling esports
p
i just play it lul
Good night weirdos
@wispy dagger Y u have shoulder parrots
Use the car one Ashley
jodac is a shoulder parrot huh
wheres robert when you need robert
jodoc is bad
What
hi bad
Nut bad
Jodoc I expect a lava lamp
Nut is bad
FOO bad
hi bads
gif?
i have a picture of lavabob
lavabob?
Jodoc got up to top 10 for me because of cat bob
Lol
LOL i thought it wouold be
Cursed
πππ
not that
but Dudes, isnt that just a lava lamp
should i extend the card contest date until the cards arrive
is that bova? π€
Bob tried to swim in become Lava
@near wharf Can you fix Trail 3 to Trial 3
That doesn't heighten my chances of winning so no
i saw a smith item have "X cash per mintue"
It's treason then
i increased the number of winners
yes it does
SCREEEEEE
bc many people won't react back
lava i have been curious what are the spellunkers laughing about when their learning π€ since it looks like their making a chuckle movement
what if i just keep postponing and increasing
CARD HYPE
Paid or free winners @near wharf
My spelunkers seem to be reading comic books
year 2525
That's what youtubers do lol
Stupid spelunkers
i ordered enough cards for a few more winners
winner count infinity
Overflowing winners
lava u sure ww3 wont have killed us all by 2025?
year X
we have 3 black hole contestants

must be a funny comic book then if their reading it everytime
How much is nitro?
Its the only one they have
about how much nitro costs
$10 a month
nitro is gay
Uhoh
$5 per month, $10 for the cool nitro
What's the difference
Perks
You become cool by getting 2 free boosts
nitro classic dont got free boosts mate
Yes
shout out to idle skilling for sponsoring todays episode
get ready to hear that a lot
Fuck
oh fucl
Forgot to sell something
k
I troll 50%less with nitro
i just approved a $20,000,000 advertising budget for youtuber content
I'll shout you out on my Reddit Lava
get pewdiepie to say it
we should start a charity king to give the spelunkers more comics
Hey you! Buy gems... or something
I have more than 8.5k karma, ez publicity
hey you
we got skillers and gems
buy gems or you are slavery
bye
EZ AF
RAIDSHADOW LEGENDS 
Lava has 8.5k karma. BUT NEGATIVE KARMA
one day theres gonna be a game that advertises as much as raid shadow legends
Lava makes $8.5k a day confirmed
but its gonna be really good
lava copy this type of add
I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with the link below on your smartphone.
like stardew valley or something
U have 6.9k Lava
Lava
Liar
and were all gonna bask in the glory of good advertise games
no
Welp
Rent it out
Lmao
but what if she uses the money she makes to buy gems π€
I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because Idle Skilling is one of the most ambitious IDLE RPG projects of 2019 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50 gems and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with the link below on your smartphone.
Ok its done
Copied
of 2018
His first ever response to Ashley!
when you offer to make merch for lava and he sucks
Ye I'm done using my middle name here
Lmao
I tried
sucks what?
"Today at 6:24 AM"
Lava neglects Ashley
Can lava do a fave Reveal
ok lava now we need to spread that everywhere on the internet
fucker?
wait no thats not far enough
i never knew hot liquids could fuck
we need planes in the sky to write that out as well
no wait
write it on the moon
Lava has done a face reveal lol. He streamed making pets on twitch for the cool guys
What's his Twitch
Kingistherealfool.twitch
I love the "And if you go to audible.com/BTIERYOUTUBERNAMEHERE, you get your first 30 days for free!"
When they always have a 30 day free trial for anyone signing up, no matter if you have a code or not
There we go. Now i don't have to associate
Nvm found it
I don't actually remember his twitch
Guess
"I'll add to this later" Lava in his twitch bio
Later isn't over yet
what skype
What's love
Watch Lavaflame3 with me on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/lavaflame3?sr=a
Got to do
baby don't hurt me @frail cedar
Ye
you can click his user profile and see his linked accounts there
He made more games than one
which is only youtube and twitter
Amazing
Check his Kongregate
super idle master
Kongrewhat
is probably better than idle skillcrap

Hello
Hi
Howβs everyone doing
Pretty good
Um...
silvia plis
my hearth
So I have a question
your pf pic brings back bad memorys
Is anyone having this problem
π
Nah but I had an issue where I couldnβt buy all links, I could only buy individual
but lives been good holidays soon π
It worked for me when I only needed the last two
Rip
Guys Lava lied, he doesn't even own Idle Skilling
Geeze
my game is actually owned by my long time friend
John Google
yes yes, i know
im kind of a big deal for being friends with him
ok
buy all links are borked rn
botany and pets don't work properly at least
It broke for me but whatever
.>
buying them worked for me (but that's about it)
dont feel sad ashley you can join my club
Naw I'm not sad
Fuck off nut
ok
I'm sorry
Yeah lava when you click buy all it just sends you to the individual purchase screen
Oh, and just to be clear, I was talking about tinker links being borked @near wharf I guess most others were talking about deck links. Sorry for the confusion
deck links have that weird thing going if you haven't unlocked link 11 yet though, so I guess saying that links in general are borked isn't too much of a stretch π
The whole app is borked. It's a social experiment. We even like some of the broken shit
True
I like it
"Let's see what happens if we just push more and more content and systems into an idle game"
Yeah that's the concept
thats just like opening a minecraft server with no rules and giving the address to everyone and saying do whatever
Yeah
I spend so much time during my early runs making sure I had exactly rounded numbers of all crafting items ^^
i do that with my skillers
I call it the 1000m gauntlet
Idle Skilling, the oldest anarchy idle game in play store history
And if I accidentally click the manual craft button once on one of my lvl 1000M items, I feel like ascending again right away
Ye
But I resist. For all of us
I still want to "full reset" just to fix my cosmics
bruh... π³πΏ
if you tap it, it auto ascends
Oh yeah, don't remind me of cosmics :<
Shoulder parrot
i havent touched cosmics or icecreams yet... hit that spot where i have too much to go through
When playing I'm just in a state of constant panic
I'm always panicking
i mean im gonna rebirth soon just because i have stuff past bog to oblivion to get into... but right now... its a lot going on (rebirth perk stuff)
I really want to level my cosmics but I know I shouldn't
Yeah Iβm already reached oblivion without leveling tanks, gunna wait until I get the double level up going
Uhm
Gotta love waiting for the first blood tank
I think you can level the top bonus of each tank freely as much as you want without losing out on anything
Did I hear lava needs to allow time candy on pets and tanks?
Maybe it was just the wind ...
Hey
just got first new crafts, and my damage went up by an astonishing 1%!
Nerf Doom Gauntlet, too OP
I remember my first big damage upgrade like it was yesterday... Which might just be so
I dont have silver potions yet, about to unlock 3rd set of new reds
Considering just how long I've been playing this game...
There are a few moments where it takes off, for sure π
Yea you canβt even get to the last crusade without high construction
The spirit luck to damage was a nice bump right when I needed it
Galaxy sword and broken daggers is where itβs at
yup
so, Lava is an us citizen?
I haven't ascended/rebirthed since pets came out, i thinnk that might be the problem. I thinnk ill do it once lava fixes the bug that prevents you from seeing how much ap youll get
Sounds like it's just you
I mean, after tunneling came out, I've been doing it every day or two
With the new pots etc really boosting stuff
Yeah, probably should eventually.
I mean, the 3400 extra speed upgrade levels on cauldrons do help a little bit π
Got 46 hours left on Mama Mia and then I might.
That doesn't reset anyway though? π€
the bad thing with ap numbers is that they are colored like the ap color and not a system that changes colors so you can atleast see something - like the cash in game
buuut yea it is what it is
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
You too op
There are people way more op than me? I just reached 4* damage and 2* cash
Pc is ridden with bugs
How do you only have 4*damage
Iβm only in like maybe billions for AP and have 4star
i leveled cosmics before other potions
Ah
and i dont boost much, my stuffs onnly at purple
Sucks that water level increase is gated behind asylum's third boss
I can't beat it yet
Oh for the shop
A higher starting water level would be nice, considering the rebirth water perks
Yeah
Getting to 100+ is bound to be a days long struggle as is
dont forget raid gift shop perks
I have those at 30+
I'll be investing as much as I can into counterfeit tickets, so I can start doing nightmare raids frequently
I think my damage will skyrocket once i ascend again. All the new chain level stuff Ive unlocked and like 100+ new starting levels, and way higher perk point %
And farm the hell out of demon z
With Mark active

pc ios android
Bluestack
maybe emulator
Yeah, I dont want to transfer to ios and ive played since before ios came out
woah jodoc
I play on kong
that's a huge promotion
Yeah don't ask
no no im asking
i have several games on kong that i forgot to go back to
i only play this and ngu on kong
He created lots of the animated emotes, lava gave it to him so he could add them
Make a lava lamp
Ye
I don't think it, I expect it!
:p
disappointed
Lmao
kuaka has meme variants
Okay, I need a way to rip apart this game
I want to actually wiki lmao, and not have shitty notes
like you want sprites?
I figured i could actually do my role
if i had all the game sprites maybe it'd be easier to remix or make something that feels like it fits here
The wiki channel has lots of sprites
but thats prob where wiki will get me
i dont see a wiki channel even with this rank
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yeah I'm probably gonna jump over there with my perms and see what needs to be added
Can you delete comments now?
And then do that
i have no second authintification on discord so i have no access to such abilities
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I can't mute you anymore
plus who knows whats even on this role
I can still delete your comments though. But I think I can delete lavas comments
He might get mad if I do though :p
you know i was muted as a test and everyone forgot to put me back to unmute
dont make me @ him lol
im tempted to put this in there somewhere

My body demands chocolate. What kind boys
all
White, the best kind
dark
that too
big black chocolate
Welp, nutty buddys
am tempted for this too
A lamp with lavas head on it
mini lava in a lava lamp
No candy for 7 months, fight me
thatd be like tanks in pets but weirder
Actually now i wanna get my artsy friend to make sprites for us
Shit
This could be a whole thing
but heres the thing
emojis also give a vibe to the whole server
there is a limit
at which crazy you can go
Not talking bout server stuff tho
I mean in general
I just want us immortalized in art form
psst jodoc
should add this emoji while you can 
Wait you made a penguin?
Oh
they're all pretty weird though
Little weird yeah
They're fun though
This nutty buddy isn't sating my emotional drainage
More damn it
Zzzz
Stop mod abuse
what
Have a drink of water, go outside and walk for 20 minutes (or more if you enjoy it), THEN have some chocolate π
Apparently Mark stays on if you ascend
Yes
it always stays on
^
^
If u turn it off your save gets deleted
^
^
^
^
Does it provide no bonus if there's no points in it?
There's a base.......?
Or. Does. It. Use what you had in it before ascending
A sense of pride and accomplishment
This is another one of those thousands of questions i can't answer
Fuck me and my lack of brain
@frail cedar What is love?
brain
Baby don't hurt me
Brain die
I'm have smooth brain
Ash if you're trying to figure that stuff out from a code level, you'd probably need to decompile the pc version like chy did
how about macaroni brain
Going to be pretty difficult I think. Lots of extra shit to untangle with the way apps are put together
Ugh
Yup, black hole card
use helium
Inb4 cheating on pc gang
no like. @twin hound i just got it
An unnecessary ping
@wispy dagger that would be for a save, not all game data
Ye
I need all the data
If lava doesn't understand his fucking game ** i will**
Thats a promise
I think Chy wrote custom scripts to help with that stuff
the card is pretty underwhelming though
Also, I like my voice nice and deep as it is, no Helium for me
I could probably assist in this
I've never decompiled an android game (or anything) but uhhhh, if it's possible in Python i can figure it out 90% sure
I understand this language
I understand language
Coding is for baby
Won't be pretty, decompiling an app
wait so. how come black hole starts so low but ends up at 300%?
and then suddenly. AN EXPLOSION OF PASSION
Haha
Science buffs got me like π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
What happened to your flame ashley
Chocolate
ashley the star burnt out in the black empty void
Lol

Yeah I'm retarded
How op is the last tank in lab?
Totally
Basically benjee people thought i was just mimicking lava
And i didn't want to explain my middle name 1000 times
Like, instantly another star of damage type OP
Well fuck what they think
fuck em
hard
Put it back
but not in the pleasurable way
Peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure @frail cedar
Wait did some of people actually like it?

Why change?
ashley it is what makes you you
^
without it you are ashley fk
Who tf is that
I'm gonna cry
jododc why are you a shoulder parrot wtf
the shoulder parrot role is above overlord miner
Oof

