#off-topic-chat
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Funny, which abooses, has mod
How come I cannot get mod then
Kuaka is cool now cause he called me helpful
kuaka is 🔥 🧊
you are only known because you complain about proper grammar
bribery
And downgrading
im gonna downgrade ondra to muted
Not using proper grammar gives me 1/1000 of cancer
@void spade Example of that?
wow guess im getting cancer
hi sad now :\ I'm kuaka
ok
not using correct grammar gives the cancer to you?
what youre going to do about it?
idk
thats based on ondra's calculations
guess I'm going to end up getting cancer
we need to test hypothesis
no
fuck grammar
@errant forge
whats good grammar
👵
what am i known for kuaka
idk
i wanted smores
@golden ivy annoying and dumb
ur just here
Speedrunning
yeah that
wow ill go cry in the corner
Bye
jk ill go play dq bye
Bye. I am tired.
Bye
hi tired. I'm nut
"hI tIrEd iM kUaKa"
All kuaka does is make dad jokes, replace him with kingsnail /s
i like dad jokes
*Hi Tired. I'm Kuaka.
good
why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road
I put /s dont angry react me
because it doesn't have legs
because it was stuck in a crack
and it's stupid
ok that works too
I like how ondra leaves as soon as you show him evidence
Tfw an artist i like uploads a new album to youtube only. So i have to use SoundCloud to listen to it in background and use other apps
I hate having SoundCloud on my fuckin phone
Yeah I'm not surprised
First world problem
me
Denzel Curry, but i want it on spotify that's what i use
Rap
I want to know what Tee Hee 1 - 5 look like 😦
oh, well its better that way than
like teehee
rap is wack yo
Ok
hahahaha
I expect to hear that from a metal fan
lol why
this is teehee 50
Ik lol, it's mostly a joke
How in the world do you reach that @foggy thorn
good
It's just like usually people i talk to that are heavy anti rap are like rock/metal fand
Just an observation i like all genres except like country
oh, i mean i like some rap, but most of the new stuff is....not to my liking
especially mumble rap
I don't like most mainstream stuff (haha static is a hipster amiright) but i know a lot of solid popular/underground people
If you like hard rock sounding hard shit i recommend City Morgue
Not new album though that's half hard shit half them rapping about regretting their shitty life choices

But yeah you might like city morgue, not exact same sound cause they do either hard rock sounding beats, or hard emo-trap beats, look up uhhhhhh Caligula is one of my faves, or NECK BRACE
It's not for everyone, most people don't like Zillakami's voice
Hold on I'll just DM you my rap playlist on Spotify if you use that/want it
sure that works
you say braced, I think of this (related to the group ave;new and brace;d)
Demo of BALDR BULLET "REVELLION" (バルドバレットリベリオン) featuring the song "Emphatic" by C;LINE.
no thanks
ugh asian cartoon fans
this might be more to your taste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
Official video for "In Hell I'll Be In Good Company" by The Dead South
The Dead South are on tour!
Get your tickets for the 2019/2020 Served Cold Tour:
• http://thedeadsouth.com/tour
Stream the full album, 'Good Company':
• https://SixShooterRecords.lnk.to/GoodCompanyID...
are you like 60 or just hipster ?
both
ya I imagine this music is playing in hell 24/7
I just like most music
what
well
no
show us
else we have a problem here
i dont
Hi lava
show us lava
i dont listen to anything
Nut wears earplugs wherever he goes
Wait how can you hear what we type if you don't listen to anything 🤔
cbt
k, here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxx6CEosOPQ
|| LYRICS ||
Ride... die... sacrifice!
Along the river of bloody tears
the mighty steel shining in my hands
we march and honor our brothers
victims of Kron's evil plan
We cross the lakes of the holy woods
to reach the ocean where red waves rule
the black king is moving to ...
wait-
^
and green day
lava can you turn editing the commands back on for us?
as long as it's not nickleback
So. Wombats. Dislike
Imagine lava giving mods perms 
lol
Mods can't be trusted obvi
^
ikr
Woooooot. I'm finally ranked in top #100 lol
gg
ok
Not like it's an achievement. But I feel special.
did you just insult this server
ban
What if I did
I hit top 10 a few days ago
unfunny*
k
kk
okk
Idle miner?
idle miner
best bot*
Idk what do think about you anymore Magnum
#💖future-content-blog greenland still isn't infected were going to lose aahhh
Oh no, I like an idle game
lmao
You dare cheat on lava with another idle game
Kuaka shall have to ban you for this treason
its treason then
2 devices?
yes
And so you're giving another game attention...
no
Hmmm....that does sound like cheating.
i barely pay attention
yeah he is
BARELY
all i do is type ;s every minute or so
That still is some
;s
;s
free xp
yes
le sigh, still no king z
any1 able to join krunker atm
also, ngl, IS has become nothing but an autoclicker shit fest, so im taking a break
no
at this rate I think I'd have a higher chance to get it from a 6* pack...
seems to be updating for me
maybe it's just my server then
what does it say?
"Game availablen't."
game updating?
lol
idk then
Factorio is a fantastic strategy and simulation game all about managing a growing factory in the face of a growing opposition to your own constructed factorio. Now today The Spiffing Brit Will be discovering if Factorio Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits! We will b...
what a flex
what how
except for the ones that u cant upgrade
I upgraded them
lol
lmao, just realized my sug for english chat almost hit 10
Is the star 6 star upgradeable
?
Secretkeeper
o
Bottom left event
So you can't get secretkeeper from.6 star packs
Ok.
all cards are obtainable via card packs
That's what I thought
That's gunna be a long waster of gems.
Trying to fully complete 6 stars
yes
no
ok
Improved? More like fucking TWICE as expensive. Do you know the fucking difference between euro and $ here?!
Are you ok
I thought you were tired
That's just confirming that Amazon never cared about fucking european countries.
Capitalism
¯_(ツ)_/¯
1€ is absolutely ≠ 1$
so?
Also it just looks like they're changing the displayed price?
ok cool
@void spade No, they said 5$ is going to be 5€
When is Ondra not complaining in here tho? 🤔
man we care so much
that doesn't say anything of the sort
If they bothered to add Czech Koruna...
Can you link to what you sent a screenshot of?
All it says is that the fill price is going to be displayed right away instead of later
twitch 
Instead of thinking youre paying 5£ now and by the time you check out it's £7. They'll just display £7 right away

That's literally all that it says
That's actually why I bought 50 gems on Mixer instead of 100 bits on twitch, they are assholes
Literally one of the first questions
^
varied
used to be $5 before vat, now is 5€ with vat
nothing changed
Twitch is kinda shit but at least hate twitch for legit reasons
^
But for live streams. It's fun.
twitch is cool
Like their awful TOS enforcement
ez to stream to as well
$5 + vat ~= 5€, I'd imagine
yes
Abuse your cat on stream but you're a tiddy streamer? No ban
Male and you stream shirtless? Ban
static is a shirtless streamer?
weird
No no i don't have a webcam
just use your pfp
lol
sure
You don't own a laptop
Id love to here that ASMR
You have a smartphone
technically a lot of tech nowadays comes with cameras built in
so its hard to say that sometimes
I think i have commentary on my MMX5 any% PB
Go to speedrun.com for megaman x5 any% and you can find my run
And that has 2 cameras. So you could be streaming and never know it.
also didn't this change happen all the way back in oct/nov, ondra
why do you suddenly care now
nevermind
I was searching on how to change twitch currency to $ from € if I wanted to purchase Bits.
If you don't want to give amazon money why do you buy bits
Hmm
Just donate directly to the streamer?
^
Or give your money to funny
nobody said you were
He's not amazon
Hey. If you wanted to donate money to a streamer. I can start a stream
I can stream krunker.io
Wow ..just think. Someone out there could be streaming our general chats and we wouldn't know.
lol
lava streams and gets 10000000 dollar donation
@burnt pecan On Mixer?
Yeah fuck paypal
everything sucks
Then you missed out on 50 gems.
paypal can suck my [REDACTED]
Why
Have you tried just making one?
i got 100
It made me give a social security number so
gottem
Wow so funny is just unlucky.
^
unfunnyunlucky?
FunCaptcha also discriminates russians. To me it gives 1-2 captchas to solve but russians get 5-7
ok
@native gate wait no i live in florida
Nonononono
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Oz? How much grams.
Ok
It'll also cost you at least $200 if ur in florida
For an oz?
Depends on the grade here in ok
Medical good stuff is about $275
Medical blah is $175
Edibles run...$10-15 depending if you want 50mg or 100mg
in dc it's decriminalized but not legal so we just have edible delivery services lol, there are like 50 of them and you just text them where you are and you "donate" a monetary "gift" and they bring it to you
Lol. I still love that
One guy does legal advice and gives you a gift
Yep
What's a oz of gold there cost funny?
I could just send you an oz and you could make some money
so anyone do any of the last 2 spelunking material upgrades on the builders? I got like 2k of the second to last material, going to take forever
Not much point upgrading spelunkers at that point no?
Here paypal is only a phone number too
no but you still need to upgrade the builders
Oh oh
alien got his to 35, mine are at 33
I didn't read builders
haven't autoclicked in a week now
Silver. Not gold
Au is on fire just now
You said gold tho fmj
Damn me.
did you spam the clicks for that? Or going for those later mats you need to let it sit a bit?
@lucid geode he autoclicked
^
right, but you can have a delay on autoclicks
why would you
World stage silver is I believe getting to $800 or so.
Spam extract is best
extra spam*
because an extra second could get you like 20% more material, and you are bogged down by the overhead animation which takes up like 80% of the time anyways
Never mind!! 1 oz of silver, world stage is $1,122
you don't get 20% more material lol
@lucid geode long digs aren't worth shit once you hit sigils
all you get is like 0.0001% more rare treasure chance
Wooot. I could start a business in another country
except you don't
20-30% progress gives the highest rare treasure chance
and closer to mach X is better
So mach bag 20+ you can just spam extract and it's the best?
I was getting like 2.4% rare treasure chance at mach 13 w/ ~30% progress
What do you get now
Oh. So always wait until 20-30%
Oh well. Shit.
has lava said if he'll change that?
Don't worry im sure lava will fix it
and so that I get pretty much exactly that much during my auto-clicker loop
unfunny
lol
Russian noises
kinda feels like he just capped bags to X until the next update so we don't upgrade our blacksmith too high or something
Take your time, no russian
ur dum
google translate be like:
Funny, just give me a pic of ur credit card
lol
no
need all
cant help otherwise
Funny's credit card is 4123 4567 8901 2345, his CVV is 123 and his exp. date is 02/20
thanks ondra
time to get gems
funnylucky being a mod i would assume hed delete things before it got out of hand or even just why post it to begin with
Cuz he wanted to.
cuz he is r stoopid
I mean. It's not like there's really anything too personal on that.
^
Name: Funny
Last: Lucky
DoB: 4/20/69
We all already know this info
But instead of busting his balls about it. Someone could just send him $20. Then he wouldn't have to go through all of this.
I just realized, there are people who were born on the date 4/20/69
like, and are alive today
There isn't a 20th month
Yep
I want to meet one
you're a weenie
4/20/69 they say nobody was born or died.
4 = april
hitler was born on 4/20, makes u think
@errant forge imagine not using MM/DD/YYYY 
Came out cheifin
Hot box the womb
Fuck MM/DD/YYYY, americans can't even order this info by length
lol
just like our units of measurement
MM/DD/YYYY gang
What's wrong with out uom
@pearl oak congrats on blu
Thanks!
gg
Metric system actually makes sense and has an origin
no
So does imperial
Imagine using Metric system 
No.
Don't make me imagine that
bars @burnt pecan
fax
congratz on your new rank jesue
those be some fax i be spittin
mm/dd/yyyy is a joke
Thanks
@golden ivy idiot
^
ok
I remember back when Static made fun of me for being far and with no rank.
One meter is actually 1/10000000 of the length between the equator and the north pole.
Idnt that right static
Probably
well, no
I was a time skipper cuz I was far and didn't have a color rank yet. 🤣
math
1 foot is approx. the measure of 1 foot
My foot is 14"
Give me some credit tho
clown shoes on big foot
...for what
too many teehees, we need another role
A lot of timeskippers were around at the time
One mile is 1609 meters. Why? Probably some thought up numbers.
A lot were. But still. You judged me without knowing
level 30+, 40+, and 50+
1 meter is the distance light travels in 1/299792458 s
Dude it's the internet
You hurt my feelers
new rank with new area
😭😭
Why wouldn't i judge you immediately and harshly
That's prejudice...
Yeah i live in America
Fmjs have feelers too
Bye, time to play nintendo SWITCH
@errant forge unhacked switch 
go play the nintendo GAMECUBE
@void spade it didn't bother me.
I cannot hack the switch as it's fucking patched
As soon as you talked about your pets I felt bad for you. 🤣
who cares about a tether hack anyway
no, one meter is a lenght that light will travel in 1/300.000.000 s
I'm getting close to abberant monster 200
😤😤😤
yeah me too
oh I need to check pets like every 30 minutes
well, turns out I don't care
farming this bullshit in caving is more important
^
most of my pets stuff is maxed, except tanks which have no cap, and my pets aren't max level, and a few nests don't have 10 minute almighty
red obol card is the worst

damnit kauka
I am
hi nut im out
hi shitty joke, im stfu
Hi nut, you're banned
hi, you're banned.
You're*
shush
Smh
i was fixing it
I come back to this major spelling mistake
I see that Ondra and there opinion is just two much four other people to handle
Same as you'res Nut
dammit p4wn
GTIP#SLT%@(
GTIP
.*
yay, last 3 asylum cards to go
Eye dont sea the problem hear King
You sound like a pirate

White*
Magnum is racist
I've probably wasted a bunch of keys by not stopping the macro immediately when the card dropped but whatever
F
boss cards are stupid to farm
It's true they suck
just kill it endlessly for 2 hours and maybe drop a card
Tyr spending all your keys, you'll get AP/BP coupons
It's nice when you have enough tickets/keys, otherwise you're fucked
would maybe be fine if there were at least some difficulty in the fight
Alien probably has hella keys
Unless u overflow it ondra
but 99% of the time is spent watching the fucking animation
Like I did
Did no one notice the Tyr reference
Animation time is stupid
I had like 19k yesterday when I started farming scal/gor
I thought it was a typo @errant forge
Fax
and the last few I was missing from the first two
kuaka is right
no
we arent getting cancer then :D
no
D:
we are
Kuaka is write
no
Write
kuaka is left
White*
Eye believe sew two
I didn't say "I'm"
Nut sounds like shut
but u said is
Get dabbed on
hi
<o/
im nut
if u take away the n and add sh in front u get shut
utsh
ok
ok
Push
If you take away the nut and add sh you get sh
what
If you then add it, you get a bad word
no
itsh
I have 50 mixer gems... Someone is a partner and wants them?
No one streams on mixer
I do
If u take away the nut and add banned it says ban nut
Kuaka isn't old enough for donations
yes
Magnum ur stupid
shut I am
kuaka you're mistaking this for cornhob
hi
im nut
Stop spamming idiots
acting like your 9 doesnt make your penis bigger
spams
no
stop spamming magnum
What if I don't have a penis
then get one 🤔
what is a pp
then you're not a male
Perk points Kuak
thanks
Pp stands for penis
no
no
perk points
pp stands for polution park
This is a Christian Idle Skilling server
Skh
Wee wee
yes the lunar aisle monster
Jk lol
Wee wee suck my pp
no
Eeeew
make me go tee hee
Lol
😳
🍑 👏
wtf no
Hot
guys
Kuaka
furrybot
🍆 🍑
still messaging me
Lol
Really?
More yiff?
You think he's just been lurking?
He adopted that other one
Weird
Lol
he's lurking better than mods
you feel an evil presence watching you
No
shivers run down your spine
Doesn't matter right? As long as ur hp and defense is high enough
Not if ur doing a fresh start
Bro you can't even kill eye with copper short sword?
Copper short sword best weapon
Also, real men do it with only shurikens
when shurikens do more dmg than copper short swords
No
yes
Also night one
Enchanted boomerang gang
So u have to scavenge them
arkhalis gang
hmm
Jokes on u
lol only brain
I dont know what that is kuak
it's a sword
I'm new
Lol
hi new
And on mobile
play pc
it's literally flurry
Bow and arrow better
That's a SOTN reference isnt it?
Theres a sword in that that looks like that
One sec
idk
wtf Calamity mod got new update ?
I have 15 hrs of playtime I believe
ur bad
play on pc
both a good
get mods
I do
get confused
Mods bad
ur bad
:------------) ugh terraria with 30+ mods
lol only 30
well I just used good ones
use all of them
I'm gonna livestream terraria with 100+ mods
and it does not matter
Fresh start
no
Yes
oh I should play it once more
I've played terraria pc for like 15 min
ok
So, I know what I'm doing
Pretty sure that sword you linked Kuaka is a reference to vorpal blade from SOTN, but idk
Didnt figure out crafting menu, but that's fine
I don't know either
it depends what game was made first
this fcking sword was item for one fcking recipe from Calamity mod... had to do like 5 new maps to find it
@void spade
yep
you playing terraria now too kuaka?
krunk to terraria
I've used too
haven't played in a while
Drunk or terraria
drunk
drunk
@foggy thorn vorpal blade and crissaegrim use the same animation lol
drunk
Autocorrect
yeah get drunk
What should I do after Brain?
That's why i got confused
Install Calamity
dungeon if you haven't @woven apex
I'm going to play with every terraria mod
do not do that
go fight the beez queen and the plant and the aztec statue thingamuhwhat
I've barely played, so I'm going balls deep
@burnt pecan you're gonna have a shit time lop
So Skeletron first Kuak
in terraria it'S usually best to just have a few mods
Probably
yes
No
like calamity + a few qol ones
ya it is
200+
All the mods mixed together will ruin your progression
Minimum
the big ones don'T mix well
then go fight the guys in the skeletron place then start the moonlord crap
ok
@wispy dagger he hasn't fought skeletron yet calm down
You also skipped wall of flesh
ye
?
wall of nope
wait you don't skip wof?
just beat moon lord as fist boss
Jodoc ur dumb
what's the problem
I'll grind for full crimson armor first
you're dumb static
Lol
@wispy dagger calm down kiddo
no
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Is making a new world to get stuff from the other zone (corruption in my case) late gamr stuff?
yes
but it's not that much use
I used to make new world's to get loot early on
it is much easier to do it late game
If you're playing expert mode do it to get the worm scarf since you picked crimson

always did expertmode
@livid lava bc he's new
if you don't do expert mode ur bad
It's one of the few games I immediately put several hours in
or whatever the new one is
if you're not playing on death mode you suck
expert expert mode
For some reason I made a small world
y
isnt there supposed to be a mode harder than hardmode on the last ever terraria update?
hardcore expert mode without getting hp
But not really for a main world
death =/= hardcorre
@wispy dagger yes
it's called like master mode
That's where my 100+ hrs came from
Hermes boots are nice tho
only 100+
wtf is that
wtf
console 
no pc master race
What's a card hypeman Kvet?
Shut up
do you even yeet bro
pc has literally any functionality a console has + much more
Ooh LavaFlame 2.2 is online
Still
I had no pc at the time
It was the 360 days
Xbox
Haven't properly played in like 3 years
All I did in those 3 years was mine out an entire large map of corruption

ok
idk if that is really awesome or just sad
both
awesomely sad
I mean

