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I can't even afford it on the black market, we make $15000 a year. Barely enough to pay rent, buy food, and keep the internet on
what
I'd rather die slowly thn go without the internet so
And ๐ฌ๐ง
the fuck did i just join into
$15000? no way
That would get treated by the government, unless your religion is against that sort of thing
Free of charge
Got to love the EU ๐ช๐บ
I'm aware that other countries have adequate healthcare lol
Unfortunately I was born American
But you got guns
15k a year?!
Yeah, seriously, $15k a year is all we live on
why are we talking about the black market
thats so low
900
that's a lotta gems
you brought them? from where?
Thats a little more than 100,000KR
@native gate Can you not aboose and replace the fucking offtopic chatroom with your shitty event
lol shek
Not normal
bruh no chance anyone with an actual job on $15k, i mean i dont live in us but that seems low
Find another work
Isn't minimum pay in some states lower than 10$/hr?
1.1Kper month isnt worth it
The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr
Holy shit man
That's about 48KR
Basically a third world country
its like $10 here lmao
minimum wage is lower in some areas, but so is cost of living
I can't work and my wife makes 15k a year working full time at a bank as a teller
not on ssi?
i swear to got i've got 3 elite rewards in 16 balls and they've given me 30 balls evrey time
this will never end
Then save up your balls
wait thats for 2 of you?
oh hey it ended
No reason to waste pachinko balls if you have your 5 cards for the day
i also got a 75 ball from the divine rewards
only 2 million?
:D
Yeah thats for 2 of us
seriously, if you cannot work due to a disability of some sort, apply for ssi
get a lawyer if you end up having to
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cant wait to end up in a perpetual cycle of disappointment with the new arcade feature
the sooner you send in your application the better, since it's prorated
I fuckin love LGR thrifts
Social security disability requires you to provide proof that you have a disability, which requires you to go to the doctor, which I cannot afford to do
Sounds fucked up
Ask a friend or family member to loan you the money
You'll be able to pay them back when your income increases
They're all poor too! #murica
#landofthefree
Jesus fucking christ
you know most doctors, at least where I live, actually require you to sign up for medicaid if you have no insurance right?
Can you get a short zero interest loan or something?
I praise my fucking luck, that I was born in Poland... only to some extend
but hey, we can spend trillions of dollars on a neverending war against people who never did anything to us until we started meddling in their affairs without permission, so thats good, right?
Of course
Vadhakara what movie is that face from in your pfp? I've seen it on a cover
War is a great business
^
around here they even waive the fees as long as you sign an affidavit saying you have no income
My state didn't undergo medicaid expansion during the ACA rollout so I'm not eligible for it. Thanks republicans!
And the only way the government can continue to allocate so much money to the army
@solemn estuary I think it is from the last part of Lord Of The Ring
What's main objective of republicans?
@solemn estuary Lord of the Rings
If your army doesn't spend all that money, your fall behind in the arms race and lose the title of being a super power
Ah not the movie I thought it was
Then China and Russia becomes even more influential and powerful
most of the money is put toward the military cause of congress owning stocks in the defense industry
The main objective of the republican party is to ensure the survival of the rich people at the expense of the poor
congress members*
That as well
Oh okay
Hasn't that been the main objective of every american politician since the 50's?
as opposed to the democratic party whose main objective is to save as much of their own money as possible at the expense of the poor, because "the climate"
Not obama
Not Barack "The Drone warlord" Obama?
From what I remember he tried to help the minorities
barack obomber
he bombed us citizens that were overseas
He was loved by the media, but actually extremely aggressive in war scenarios
I've been a left libertarian for a long time but there's never any left lib candidates so I'm voting for bernie. At least if he wins I won't die and be buried in the dumpster behind a burger king
So it didn't get covered
Exactly
Also because the news opposition was fox news and stuff like that, that likes to lie about stupid shit
Like that he was born in Kenya and that he was a muslim
Every president we've had in the last however many decades has basically been a war criminal
under obama the cia drone striked sim cards and called it a day
Well we have BBC and they just show what they want
which lead to weddings being bombed
So we would get clips from fox and other stuff but not the full story
Obama's expanded drone program blew up a shitload of doctors
obomba also repealed the law making it illegal for the us government to run propaganda against its citizens
But it was pretty much swept under the rug
If Trump did something like that, the whole world would be outraged for months
well, look at what it's like currently
When does US get new President?
and then of course th fast and furious program under obama
This year
in another 4 years
Uk politics is just as messed up as US
Isn't there election in 2020?
yea, but none of the dems can currently beat him
They're spread too thin
IM IN
Which is another fucked up thing about American politics
the stances they've taken have pushed away the moderates that they'd need to win
Just like Hillary in 2016
which is what any party needs to win in the us
So is it a group thing? @native gate
Basically jsut a quiz BenJee
Is there perhaps gonna be a little prize @native gate ?
wow im so bad
"First thing you see when you open the game" is already wrong. You see the most recent update and your offline gains
Lol
Hillary is the first presidential candidate in US history to have lost an election whilst having a higher campaign budget than her opponent
these questions are LITERALLY fucking IMPOSSIBLE
another thing to note, deblasio and that other billionaire running for dem are harming all the other dems by spending so much of their personal wealth on ads
they are increasing the cost for ads across the board with how much they've been spending
@native gate I only put "BenJee"
Some of these questions are pretty frustrating because they don't contain a correct answer
i wanna restart
It didn't go well
VPN ON!
omg my points are abysmal
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Does anyone else think to themselves "Badger badger badger-" when they watch the acolytes?
Yes
I just kept clicking the top right one
Omg same
It's a shame that for the last one the top right answer is bad
He isnt following the always click one box strat
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Didn't see the thing about the adding the name number lul
I was going to say that I had more points
That would put me in 2nd
btw people can find the answer for that one question by dividing by 8
yea
3rd
Not if you can't do math like me
Benjee in 4th
Eager
Nice quiz indeed.
gimme mod i will set it up
Say no
@native gate would non-participators be able to see the channel?
Anyone want me to leak the code?
Same nohx but I did well apparently
Fuckin podium link didn't copy so now I can't check the leaderboard
where to see my pleb rank
Not anymore
I was good watching jojo,and suddenly a message from funny appears
I might have played again
whats my rank i only scored 100
And actually read them this time
my name is too long for kahoot
Imma remove the numbers
ok guys i went and redid the quiz as urbadfunny
Got no chance of the event questions
Lol
Haven't experienced an event
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Whats the
for the winner? Or top 3 maybe
no u
Reported
Deported
either the kahoot is trash or game information in-game isnt updated
So who's auto clicking through this auto clicker the best?
wat?
@native gate y u do dis?
Not happy time to redo
what happened ?
my bother is playing minecraft,he is platinum in raibow six siege,and he have just 9 years old
where to check the leaderboard
game says it's 30% chance to get 4h candy yet its wrong on kahoot
i need compensation even i clicked 30 ๐
why im talking with me,im seems crazy
Ban funny for wrong answer
Ye
the fuq is going on
Why are two people banned already?
This here is an idle skiling mod
so am i at top now
I bet they're also poopie heads
just make it so that you can attempt it only once
how they hacked the quiz?
Funny might be a kind person irl, he trust wikis values
Funny did you attempt the quiz too ๐
Is it doable on mobile? Cant acces pc rn
there is someone named FunnyLucky in participation
Why was jonny and rapture banned?
cuz hax
Its doable on mobile
They could be baiting someone else
Completely off topic, but I ran out of Tower of God to read, can anybody recommend similar manga that are actually finished? This is the 5th long running isekai I now have to wait on every damn week
I was speed running
funny ples idk where to enter the password
I'll try the contest gibe a minute
whats that
U can remove my scores if u want all the ones with some part of my name in it
Its the website
i can get all questions right can i get 2nd try
Website in a browser
Go on google
Take it easy funny english isn't his first language
Banning doesn't work I think on that btw
But y
Didn't even know there was a proze
Speed run score
:)
Isn't actual run so yeah don't count it
Does anyone know the current standings of the ranking?
Lol has anyone got more than 48% yet
I can't either
but spectre was highest i think idk
i'll back whatch jojo,if someone ill talk if me pls mention me
i'm sorry
Otamatone cover of The Witchers "Toss a coin to our witcher"
O' valley of plenty
Well that was insanely hard
Ok funny asking for combined price gems was a bad choice of question
Points are irrelevant, only percentage matters
Date of a patch when I was not in the game was fun 
Who came up with the questions?
When percentages are the same, points matters lel
The point allocations were completely arbitrary
We got boofed
Let people write their own questions for next event, 1 per user and you can adapt it the way you like
keep laughing till you wont be able to host stuff anymore
That was the easiest i think
The first question was nice tho
Everthing else is either mildly difficult to "who the hell would notice that?"
I cant remember half the questions
I remember only getting one of those correct
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Its probably lower than 40% thinking about it
Since there was the two who redid the thing.
There were quite a lot of "in 1910 lava might have released a pack that could've contained something" true or false?
I got the 2018 october event right because I remember there was a roulete and you could get gems using tokens from fights
i just did it true cuz why not
i totally failed it wow
I wasn't playing during that time
didnt know u could be so bad
i scored 6968 happy with that
I'm 8th rn
I think I did worse than 6k
I got a 3 time streak which was fun
Was the ap screen really shaped like a penguin?
it was nice before the questions went wrong
Can I enter again just for the leaderboard?
no
Beaned
Just to see it you godam
beanie
No
Show me then
next kahhot everyone will use fake names
bad idea cantouchthis
You can see your own standing and top 4
hey we cant do it multiple times right?
What's the leaderboard at now?
Only once Five
thought so
now lets use a fake username
Tyr completely crushed the competition
also funny shouldnt be allowed to participate since hes the host
WTF tyr?? NO way
Ignore my score btw
Apparent the pachinko kill reward fails the pacifist ore contract
yes, the score
Fucking hell
Lmao
Next kahoot set it up real time so no one can cheat
yeah and only a few can participate
Or don't cheat
You could get the no. of participants ti cross check
Then have everyone play it same time to make sure no one comes in with stuff
Me: gets arrested for smuggling kahoot answers
I'm pretty sure you can use google to do that. The user send you his email, so you can check afterwards.
@native gate what would the top scorer get?
You can put a timer to, no points I guess
do you know who the top scorer is?
he doesnt know
Prize is yes
how do you check the leaderboard without doing the quiz again?
Bcs he created it
wait 24h
Download the app
Ok, you can scold me as much as you can for what I'm going to say
So... I travelled 9.1 million minutes into the future and I am fixing it. Done some maths and...
if I travel 2 days every time and scum it... I'll have to do this 3270 times without a mistake...
I was gonna save cloudsave, but yeah go ahead
also 2 days per at 3270 repetitions is 9.4 million minutes
I can't
I cloudsaved after I travelled those millions of minutes
I might have done it for 3 hours I had this whole thing copied
Dead Chat
18
36/2
Jonny how'd you get banned from Kahoot. Or does that just mean you finished it
He did a bad thing
Exactly
@native gate I think that quiz was a great thing for the community, next you just need to be sure that kids or trolls cant make any harm to it.
Yes
Well when you know disciple isn't part of the options you know what he meant
Yes
But
disciple is still an enemy
Its dumber to have an answer that is too easy since disciple can be for any terrain
It could be disciple x too
Idk i think its understandable
You need to remember exact disciple
it should be "before disciple", not "before keymaster"
Ok
or that
^I agree
I mean, its lucky's first time hosting
It was still nice
I am surprised funny knows so much
For the first time I had fun in this discord
And you are arguing oh its ackhtually that or this
Hello y'all. Been playing for 4 months now and absolutely love the game. However, the last update gave me a huge nerf in all sorts of resource gathering screens. Basically only mining/tilling/etc. 5% of what I did before the update. Can't see it being mentioned in the patch notes though, so just checking
Look at pins
Hmmmmmmmmm
Not sure how I do that on the mobile app, haha, will have a look. Ty
Ah right, thank you!
Regarding the kahoot -the keymaster question wasn't the best worded one, yes?
We can all agree on that?
why are some players banned from kahoot?
"After how many days does the Civilization reach it's last type?"
i was like ok cool this one i know
and fucking 150 isn't even on the thing
i have 0 points 4 questions in
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I thought it was 90
yeah man this shit's hard
i thought it was 150 at first as well
I'd be top 5 if it wasn't for you hooligans
tyr must have missed 0 questions
tyr made 195192 accounts
According to step 2 in the pinned message deck 11 should be empty, but I only have 5 decks purchased. So if everything effectively moved one step to the left, I lost one deck? The first one is useless? ๐ค
@native gate can i make 195192 accounts to speedrun this game too
ok i wanna get banned
no he praised me not banned me
if i have to get banned to get the WR then sure
I'm just going off what the kahoot channel says lmao
what does it say
funny remove my role
Ohh maybe from the discord channel but not the actual kahoot
lmfao
@neat bane deck 11 is cards, the one tot the left is tinkering. 2 total diffrent decks
he might as well add everyone
Weird, the 5th Purgatory card just isn't dropping for me
Nut did u beat my speedrun
I only did one attempt ๐
455k kills so far
whats ur speedrun
@main stratus oh you're right, haha thanks
nah Rising Tyr beat you
Damn
this shit was hard oh my god
The 3rd I missclicked
what'd you get Adam?
@neat bane had to read it like 3-4 times myself to understand it too haha
Ah okay it just says that for everyone
everyone did trash adam
amazing
I got 10264
I think my proper score was in the 6k
same lol
@main stratus haha yeah... doesn't help that english is not my native language either ๐
My first attempt I trolled tho :)
has tyr spit out his secrets yet?
don't think so
he defo cheated
If he is higher than me yeah
he got higher than Funny
Cause I was clicking the answers as fast as I could
and Funny MADE the quiz
@frigid coral how u do
now we wait
I remember a film where an indian guy had to prove he wasnt cheating when he answered a lot of random answers correctly. This is tyr now
I wish there was a way to look at the actual full leaderboards
U know u get points for how fast u answer the questions as well
So tyr cheated because he would have to know what the answer are before seeing them
yeah so if it was tyrs first time its literally impossible
nice
gg
Heh
32k is like all correctly with a second or less?
What ever my highest is, is all right
Is it 32k on the dot?
What are the first 2
Rising got 31853, Tyr got 31938
Yeah that's like 0.5second clicking
He didnโt know it before clicking because you can do it on your phone and itโs easy to get perfect score that way if you know
oMg nUt u cHEaT
How?
no its impossible
What did nut do?
he nutted
Is he new no. 1
Its impossible because theres a questio where the % on 4hr candy is wrong
oh really?
Yeah I know I did 30% and it said wrong and I was upset
This can only be done on a 2nd go knowing all the correct answers
whats the lowest score you could get per question?
It's possible people are taking other people's names
made it in the top 4...yay.
@native gate
nut u usurped me
bc speedrunning is fun
so this is how WW3 begins
If youre on pc just make a bot to click on the answer
WW3 Cause: Nutting on kahoot
they randomise
thats illegal.
Theres no difference from what youre doing anyways
Just don't cheat
it's not like their scores will matter in the grand scheme of things
Is there a prize
or just dont play
no reda
funny said yes but who knows what that means
A free 24hr mute
you can ban whoever you want
Ban Lavaflame2
i bet lava would get 6k
๐ฆ Lava is gone ๐ฆ
wait till lava does the quiz and scolds funny for incorrect answers
lol that leaderboard is messed up
yeah didn't take long for dummies to mess it up
@frigid coral Did you do the kahoot?
yeah he has the top score
I remembered the first event of the game bcs of this quiz
no
top 4 again :((
then its based on fastest reaction time
It would have been better if the questions also randomize
no
wouldnt matter
and there goes the leaderboard
this is why we can't have nice things
Yup
so you got a score of 29k with all right answers
Let go of the quiz nut ffs
u can just ignore the players with name "Nut"
trust me Nut
easy fix
I ignore you
time to use nuts name for 2nd try
ok
i forgot the answers
i know them
what was the answer to that game reference to lava
How do you get banned form the Kahoolawe
gun something
not that
Kahoot*
Theres one with a date for a specific update
kahoolawe
other one
kahool da wae
gun defender
Autocorrect was like no
its 27/6/2019
Warrior Legend?
for release date
02 july
july 2
for release date
Wait are we helping people with answers, that's cheating guys
it was idle something
idle what
idk how funny got 85 for the civilization
doesnt matter at this point
Isn't like 300 days?
isnt it 150 days for civilization 4
i think adam said 150
theres no civ 4
yeah whatever the final
3
@golden ivy is it 150 or 85 for civ final
Turns out he is just trolling us all on the quiz
oh yeah just ping everyone
he is the maker of secret i think
I have cheated so may kahoots itโs so funny to see the teacher face when I got all of them right
All you do is search up the kahoot
ur school does kahoot 
And click answers
our school tried to do that, my batch was the guinea pig to whatever the school comes up with
I have won so much shit form doing that
But I usually give the prize away because take form the rich and give to the poor
And I feel bad
not at all
take from the rich then burn it
Burn the rich
yes, bruh them
Fat fingers
I'm so bored idk what to do
my mouse is dying
kill it with fire
no
baptize it with fire
Kiss it with burning passion
nut you pushed me off leaderboard you meanie
i'm the maker of the secret???? @tiny saffron
Nut stop "speedrunning"
i mean who found it out
someone go make a "Is this a mute?" meme
i definitely didn't
atleast thats what they said
no he's gonna keep doing it cause he's funni maymay haha
who said lol
lol
Funny is gonna commit sudoku when he sees they messed with his creation
Nut you are so funny
ahh the reason i thought it was 150 is cause it gives 150% damage
the days is 85
dang
like it's whatever when people do it a couple times like Rising or Jonny, but doing it over and over and over and over just for some stupid personal agenda is annoying lmao
oh so funny was not wrong this time wew
@dim inlet commit sudoku? that's nice
He has the perfect score, hes a machine with human skin
i am sure its just someone using his name
what
Mystery Unveiled: The Senate IS a machine
yes
He had the perfect score when one of the questions is wrong
probably gaziilion attempt
He is beyond 200 iq
isnt the perfect score 32k?
Yes, now for next one put a captcha with a check for I'm not a robot
just need fast enough reaction time
need a bot with 0.0000001s reaction time
Big CPU*
fate made him fuck up so he would get the highest score
This is a good failsafe tho to cheaters. Like if you actually knew everything you can't get a perfect score lul
just put a captcha after every question
No options for releease dates of updates and alphas
no
if they fail the captcha, they also fail the quiz
see, CanT agrees
i mean yes for that defiled king guy
i dont like even one captcha forget 20
Yes, lava promoted me when roles werent farmable
You can farm roles?
yes now every pleb can become teehee like me
and me ๐
you are pro
I could
@fallen inlet before this retard mee bot roles were truly achieved. Now its based on total messages
Still a roleless pleb apart from the kahoot prticipant
but it's not like I spammed my way here or anything lmao
mod should become spammable too
i was inactive for some time before roles were farmable
like lvl 50 is mod
lvl 100 for owner
It counts xp every minute
thats too easy
I would like a bit of perms on a high role
I would like a #nsfw channel for teehees
knowing the people in this server hard pass on that one
considering mods have no power what pow teehee would even get
Wouldn't that just make people spam for a higher rank Heiz?
Mods can mute, delete msg, create and lock channels etc
mods can't create channels
mods cant creaate channels
well nohx if they spam, mods would be able to mute more people
They could at least
not here
you obviously weren't here during Funny's saga of trying to get a Kahoot channel lmao
But now half the server is either purple or green
power here is like lava >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mod > normies
i want pink
you say as there's 3 TeeHee's online
I mean for chat
i just spam a lot
no mee6 chooses ranks based on gems bought
other teehees are helpful
Beandd
I was here when funny promoted himself to mod
Beaned
He did?
mods lurking
jonny who
that was me deleting it
He spammed the (rip) promote request channel
Jonny Sins
isnt he a plumber
yes
Why the f mee6 tells me to wait to use commands i never even used
global cooldowns
^
Whaaat?
gotta get lucky if you want boss killer
unprivillaged
lol sleep
Sleep is for the ___ [weak, week]
you need to complete the three levels of rest
Elaborate lol
sleep, coma, death
1st Stage: Sleep
2nd Stage: Coma
3rd Stage: Death
Rofl
sleep, sleep, death
Looks like im missing the last one
You're not
he sure is
it looks undead, but its just an old guy
As long as Im typing I have not completed thr last rest "achievement"
so uh discord question; what are those roles like tee hee or cultists?
you get access to stuff if you have a higher role
Rank perks
I got the boss kill today right after lava tried to spam it. I reached the 3rd stage
teehees get the #nsfw channel
lol
lol
smh smh
do some shit like that in #bot-commands
!promo
TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9
Bot commands lol
yeah that's it
Adam you alright?
Cool. Creeping up on bob
so that means i have to type alot, get xp and then get high rank?
Yes
or is it somethin else
Just random
prostrate yourself
It can be a dot
Just be an annoyance or helpful in chat
or direct the chat flow
rank 27 oh boy
i miss my accomplices
wait rank 9 is level 9 no?
yes
10 levels each rank
ok is it mee6 or
Ok so Im creeping up on nothing rofl
i have confuser
Am i the only one bothered by that homo dp
So would be 80 for bob?
well if you think of it as undead, it wont bother you
It seems we got a high IQ chat here
It's big brain time
lul
Reeeeee
wow heiz
Math is hard
don't trust heiz lol
kuaka ruined it for me
Just make a note in profile lol
when are you going to read it
Kuaka your name is from that warframe bunny right?
yea
Just to be clear
done
There are some new random nicks on this server
imagine kuaka wearing a bunny suit
"this guy gonna mislead you to hell"
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too bad ill forget notes
Or a mole wearing a bunny hat
I saw that
saw what?
Briefly
but let's say I didn't
what was it
what was what
kuaka wearing a bunny suit
what

you son of a bitch
just imagine
what
i didnt know grapes wore suits

raspberries
its definitely a berry
Purple raspberries
Hey homo dp, your name is from ketchup right?
just walk up to someone and say hey homo
No
Why ?
im probably going to idle in this discord for 1700+ hours
Hey Homo erectus
lul
Why?
Earth is easily offended.
i agree
I dont consider that offensive
if you sit on a plant, earth will slowly uppercut you
i ate some sweets, and then my capillaries decided to pop and then i almost died, so thanks earth
Or if you sit on the ground during a frost heave
sit on something pointy during an earthquake
Where i live, the most prolific crop in the spring is Rock
Roads and driveways suffer many an uppercut
Rock is a four-letter word
no
no is a two-letter word
np
REEEEEE
The Honor lvl 3 orb was shit
Very Stronk 2
i thought you were level 2
I am
Whos above you? Lava?
hi level 2
Im only twee
alien has top spot
I'm level 2
Ban me
why
kuaka mute him

I mean if you want to
he asked for it
yes
ye
you have to message lava though
Where did my free role go
Where did my free role go
Free role?
Pinned lol
The kahoot one?
ping mods to get free role
P to fay tespecr

I knew i had an emoji for that
Of course - it's how you get a free role
i wonder what you guys say alot in this server
Do t worry if your name becomes faded grey, its all part of the initiation
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Can't wait
I'm not even scared lul
do it then
do it

oof
Roles*
bruh
Im not ready to be drafted....
@everyone
Johnny johnny
no papa
Every Country: drafts weebs
Sins sins
Im just a simple canadian. Im basically swedish with extreme manners.
Any of you guys know wht became of that guy Bella (original nick)?
Man of culture.
I dont know if i encountered a Bella in my 258 days
bella left
F
lol
he got bugged cosmics and was bummed because he was unable to reach the same levels as other endgame people again
heiz is naut
Thats a kick in the jeans



