off-topic-chat

[long quail]

@tepid turtle Is this against the rules

[void lodge]

but the context isnt

[long quail]

Then it would do me well if you provided that

[spare ibex]

bap

[peak mantle]

is this some kinda reference one has to decipher or are u just naturally liek this

[raven fox]

Yes why

[void lodge]

nah, i js need help and a femboy is someone who will be able to give me the best help

[void lodge]

r u a femboy?

[raven fox]

Yes

[void lodge]

dms pls

[raven fox]

Okay

[peak mantle]

pharlid 🌹🌹🌹

[half creek]

there's like a constant cycle of freaks

in off topic chat

it's truly bizarre

[raven fox]

I just helped this dude ask out a femboy

[spare ibex]

omg thats what he wanted? XD

i was considering dm-ing you to ask cuz i was so curious

[long quail]

I am still stuck on this one

[long quail]

Bullshit, not all femboys are the same

that shouldn't work

Unless it does.

[peak mantle]

still stuck on first sinner u mean?

[gaunt sable]

Did he abuse u tho

[half creek]

we live in a society

[spiral barn]

everyone should join clash royale arena pp1267

[gaunt sable]

Okay Kanye

[long quail]

Yes

[peak mantle]

ouhhh

personally i just equipped wanderer crest and played as aggressive as i could

constantly dashing towards first sinner and spammjng hits until she teleported away

i did dodge her attacks tho

[peak mantle]

ended up winning second try

[prime helm]

All that for a pretty bad silk skill

[peak mantle]

the fight was fun tho

[prime helm]

Yeah true

[peak mantle]

also that skill is probably only efficient in places with lots of enemies

[prime helm]

Yeah but the wind up time takes forever

[peak mantle]

true

i should try coral tower with that skill

[prime helm]

I should probably start focusing on getting the hearts

I have the conjoined heart so I can just skip one

But which one to skip is the question

[cinder crane]

Tradeing la jolly 562 milleon

Joryn_0

[novel flax]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[peak mantle]

skip the coral thing one

never suffered that much in any other fight compared to coral tower

[cinder crane]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fXz-yGUuZk8?si=_OdPEAhBXrDTALfv

[prime helm]

…

K

[peak mantle]

top 10 things that never happened🌹

[prime helm]

NOOOOO

MAH MUSHROOM

[peak mantle]

[gentle viper]

🤣

[hoary willow]

Free at last

[hoary willow]

Blah

I'm the goat

[amber summit]

my bro wants me to send this
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1251524227
it is his game

[gentle viper]

https://youtu.be/Al1-RKv0YoI?si=hlhkEhC3XYdQKWsN

hold on, why is this actually insane?

[loud wyvern]

Hey, i need help to unlock king doot. Can someone help me?

[near needle]

wowza is that kangel.....

👀

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-cicirinella-che-teneva-gif-24132633

[pine pewter]

@bold pilot phiiiiii

max scoredeeeeeeedee e e e e e e e eee e e e

[bold pilot]

too gdo 🛐

got this too yesterday

ok i lied its been ages but uh i want to share smth too

[bold pilot]

wait i just reali- nvm that was just the wind

[fast stump]

!rank

[gloomy dove]

🚫 sans099473, that command is disabled in this channel.

[pine pewter]

hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehe

[pine pewter]

dantalion aaaaaaaaaaa

[bold pilot]

i like danta 🌞

[spare ibex]

bap

[spare ibex]

agreed, trade now, talk later

[gaunt sable]

Shh

I'm imaging them putting the finger to his lips to silence him

[spare ibex]

i was imagining the same thing lol

[gaunt sable]

Your problems are secondary to my mercantile wants

[spare ibex]

:p

[gaunt sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066883584570441859/1447275283756613798/RDT_20251207_121500.mp4?ex=693707a4&is=6935b624&hm=dc72a6431f1897d9c138a77b0c6848b70db949a17e90ab8977717cba7460d807&

The American century of humiliation continues

[spare ibex]

i dont understand i nthe slightest but its funny

[gaunt sable]

They are mimicking the fentanyl "lean" where people look like zombies

[spare ibex]

......the fentanyl lean? thats not american, that new yorkan

or texan

[gaunt sable]

Erm...

[spare ibex]

ot californian

[gaunt sable]

🤓

[spare ibex]

istg psy

dont

you

dare

[gaunt sable]

||those are like the most popular American states||

[spare ibex]

......

https://tenor.com/view/jump-off-a-cliff-gif-26802436

[gaunt sable]

I'm sorry you live in a state that isn't cool enough to make fun of

[spare ibex]

yeah.... michigan is very lame

[gaunt sable]

And cold!

Frick that noise!

[spare ibex]

not really :\

its not that cold tbh

[gaunt sable]

If you get snow its cold

[spare ibex]

fr?

[gaunt sable]

Deadass

Literal freezing ambient temperature smh

[spare ibex]

nah, i havent felt cold since i was 4

[gaunt sable]

Yeah cuz you're USED to it

[spare ibex]

nope

my parents think 50 is cold

and my brother thinks 80 is cold

(but hes special needs if you know what i mean)

[gaunt sable]

80 is kinda warm

Your brother is confused

[spare ibex]

nah, that shits hot usually

i go out in -40 weather in shorts and i only feel cold in my hands

oh, and in a basic t-shirt + hoodie

[gaunt sable]

Nah you're tripping

[spare ibex]

im dead serious

[gaunt sable]

In 40° weather I bundle up in gloves coat thick pants longbottoms

[spare ibex]

ive gone out in -90 weather bc it was midnight and only my bare feet felt cold and did get frost bite

[gaunt sable]

Scarf

[spare ibex]

i was out there for about 3 minutes bc my parents were stupid

30*

[gaunt sable]

Yeah eff that

I was in 0° weather with -20 wind chill before

Never again

[spare ibex]

lol

i do that daily

hell, its usually colder than that

wind chill is usually like -5

-50*

sry i cant press 0 apparently

[gaunt sable]

You're insane

[spare ibex]

i bathe in almost boiling water every day, what did you expect

ive bathed in water that would have felt to be 300 degrees F with my cold room

200* not 300 lol

300 i may actually feel something lol

-# like my lungs shutting down

[gaunt sable]

💀

[spare ibex]

i wonder how that would feel actually.....

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/ina-ninomae-inanis-inanis-tomorrow-day-gif-25547129

[gaunt sable]

Last words

[spare ibex]

probably :p

||im kidding btw, i wont actually do that tomorrow||

[prime helm]

You’d feel like your skin is on fire, the moment you dip any bit of skin in 300 degree Fahrenheit water extreme pain would be felt as the skin tissue burns

Then the that part of skin would have a bubble like thing on it as the body tries to fix itself

Popping said bubble would cause an infection

Probably

[spare ibex]

you mean a blister?

[prime helm]

Yeh

I forgot the word

[hoary willow]

mm

[spare ibex]

O MAH GAH HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cuddle-tackle-cuddle-puddle-gif-15795681950496004046

[hoary willow]

helloooooooooooo

[spare ibex]

hru?

[topaz shoal]

How much does this homunculus weight?

[spare ibex]

.....huh

[novel flax]

how many calories

[spare ibex]

prob like 20ft

[topaz shoal]

How many slabs of meat does it equal?

[spare ibex]

idk

how old are they?

oh wait the one in thbe gif?

idk, at least a few thousand calories

[topaz shoal]

Maybe 2 yellow giants, or 3.7235 light square mile dimensions for americans

[spare ibex]

i said old not weigh XD

[hoary willow]

badddd wbu

[spare ibex]

o nyooooooooooo, why?

(im doing decent btw)

[hoary willow]

YAY

[topaz shoal]

Oh sorry, 69 years, or 828 moons for amercian

[spare ibex]

wai is u doing bad?

[spare ibex]

ive never heard an american say "im x moons old" but okie.....
probably a few thousand calories

[topaz shoal]

They do for babbies

[spare ibex]

do you mean months?

[hoary willow]

My discord wrapped thingie made me realize how many friends ive lost blegh :c

[spare ibex]

o nyo....

[hoary willow]

My 3 closest friends were 1 random and 1 guy i started talking a week ago bleghhhh
that's bleghhh

!!

[spare ibex]

agreed, that is indeed blegh

if theres a way i can help tell me :3

[long quail]

You can help by using the more accurate ω̈

[topaz shoal]

Tomato tomato

[topaz shoal]

How to count past infinity

[hoary willow]

blegh

[long quail]

Just keep going

[topaz shoal]

But I always stopped at 314

Idk whats next

[long quail]

414, then 514, then 614

[hoary willow]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-gif-17378266810684558606

[long quail]

cat

[spare ibex]

kibby

[hoary willow]

nico one shot

[long quail]

Isn't his name Nicko

[novel flax]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236455214668583067/1447317039860551680/yeah.gif

[nimble niche]

I'm so bored

Anybody wanna crash into my class's google meet?

[half creek]

Not enough free will for me to do that

[spare ibex]

Bap

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/the-spongy-conscrution-project-spongebob-roblox-mr-krabs-walk-gif-15968339076437992227

Why would you say that

[hoary willow]

?

[half creek]

Get some irl friends blud

go on your winter arc

get strongger and maybe you’ll finally be able to beat me

[hoary willow]

I live in the middle of nowhere and only go out to go to school

3h a day

I'm not making any friends rn 😭

[half creek]

you know

the way I made my friends

[long quail]

[half creek]

I forced myself into an already existing friend group in 9th grade

and they adopted me

[hoary willow]

I had friends in highschool but i switched schools

now its a night school there's like 4 people per class

[novel flax]

took some inspiration from this

[hoary willow]

Ain't no one making friends there

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-lame-smile-spongebob-squarepants-gif-9320624

Maeve :

[hoary willow]

It's okay I'll moveout and fit into society once i get a job

[half creek]

young Blud lost it all 💔

[long quail]

Yeah got a whole mess of them

[half creek]

you are NOT getting a job

[hoary willow]

I am though

after college gulp

[half creek]

and what is your major

[hoary willow]

i have no idea how college works :p[

Ill probably need to change my plan once i get there cuz you know

ai is taking over

[half creek]

play it safe and get either a chemistry degree or a nursing degree

[hoary willow]

I hate chemistry

[half creek]

well

there’s always trade school

[long quail]

Have you considered? idleon streamre

[hoary willow]

Uh uh

[neat lake]

-# > ‘Call on meeee’

[half creek]

you’d be making less than a pittance

[hoary willow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-limbus-company-fishmael-fish-project-moon-gif-6697387173931684495

[half creek]

work at fast food

[hoary willow]

ew never

I wanna go big

Or go broke

Idk the saying

[half creek]

with that kind of close minded mentally you’re never gonna get a job

[hoary willow]

Either im getting a good job or no job at all fr 🔥

[half creek]

resume is beyond fried 💔

[hoary willow]

That's why you go to college no

[half creek]

fast food can help you with customer service speaking and that’s a good skill to have in a resume

[long quail]

Yes, but fast food is fucking terrible have you considered that Augimas

[vague wolf]

Mechanic

[hoary willow]

That's only if you're gonna be in customer service

[half creek]

that’s why you do it part time

[hoary willow]

I don't think I'll ever d othat

[half creek]

and it does suck but that’s life

and seeing how this one is gonna go into the job market with zero experience

[spare ibex]

...I leave for 5 minutes and there are 50+ new messages and half of them are Augimas being a dick again

[half creek]

you’re kinda setting yourself up to fail

[spare ibex]

Why is this like weekly now

Or even daily

[half creek]

unintentional ragebait

[long quail]

Go play your silksong augimas

[half creek]

this was me helping Maeve no?

or at least trying to give some life advice

I don’t see what I said was wrong

[spare ibex]

You mean sonic right? Cuz that's like all he talks about tbh

[long quail]

I wouldn't know, I'm not an offtopic chatter

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-thumbs-up-the-hedgehog-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-2828495562840839493

[spare ibex]

At least by what ive seen, cuz Idr the last time he talked about silk song

[hoary willow]

I'll get plenty of advice from the thingie conseuleooerurur by the time I'm anywhere near close to getting a job

I'lll be finee

[half creek]

you are NOT gonna be fine young blud

😭

bro start applying to something

grocery maybe idk

[vague wolf]

What's wrong with silksong

[spare ibex]

Why do you always say "young blud" like your a 60 year old truck driver saying that your hands are too soft Augimas

[long quail]

I enjoyed working grocery tbh

Safeway, qfc

[spare ibex]

Nothing, its an amazing game and I love it, ive just not heard him say thay game in like.... months

[half creek]

I didn’t get a grocery job 💔

[vague wolf]

Oh ok understandable

[half creek]

my resume was pretty shit

[vague wolf]

I worked at construction and I didn't liked it, that's why I'm at uni rn lol

[half creek]

still kind of is

[spare ibex]

I'm still questioning the young blud thing

[vague wolf]

That's how boomers speak normally

[spare ibex]

Like, Augimas, explain how you gained 40 years to your life by just saying that sentence lol

[half creek]

there’s like zero point in ever acknowledging you

[spare ibex]

True, but he sounds like a 60 y/old truck driver

[half creek]

Your opinion of me won’t change so I don’t really want to bother

it’s too much of a hassle

[long quail]

Oh shit the offtopic A's are arguing again

[spare ibex]

No im just really interested

[long quail]

fuck

[spare ibex]

No im just genuinely interested and confused

I'm rarely like fully arguing with people now, its usually interest or confusion

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/love-and-light-gif-15591110

[spare ibex]

Don't get me wrong, I can be pissed off but its started to get rare

[vague wolf]

Sad that he will end up winning that hide and seek round

[spare ibex]

Idk if that's just because ive burnt away all my emotions though

[vague wolf]

(that one time when he turned into a stone statue)

[spare ibex]

I mean ive already burnt away my skin a bit

[half creek]

Gotta change to Bugimas soon

[spare ibex]

That sounds really strange tbh, idk if its because ive gotten used to "Augimas" but that just sounds strange to me for some reason

Also, Augimas, you never answered my question

Also.... im kinda about to faint sooooo.... think I should gey out of the bath?

[long quail]

Bvesterr

[spare ibex]

Nyooooooo

My name isnt bvery!!!

[half creek]

actually Xmas would be better

[spare ibex]

Is it bad that my legs feel like jello?

[half creek]

mine typically feel that way after leg day

[spare ibex]

But like, I stood up in my bath, immediately feel back down and just had to crawl out

[long quail]

Jvery Jvenkins

[spare ibex]

My legs are perfectly fire red

[long quail]

fire ant

[spare ibex]

NYO

NEIN

NEIGH

NO

NAW

NOPE

NAUR

[long quail]

Fuck kinda response is this

[serene crest]

Too much of hot bath is not healthy

[long quail]

Get a load a this gal Jaugimas

[spare ibex]

Oh shit fr?

I do it every day

[long quail]

Jaugims Jenkimas

[spare ibex]

It gets to like 150 degrees F

Sometimes 175 if im feeling spicy

[serene crest]

How much C it is lol

[spare ibex]

I haven't tried 200 yet though...

[long quail]

Lobster

[spare ibex]

Tf if I know :/

[spare ibex]

Lobvester

[serene crest]

Yummy

[spare ibex]

But i may try out 200 tomorrow >:3

[long quail]

Don't you mean ω̈̌

[spare ibex]

Right after I try my best to not pass out

Because..... my head reeeeaaallly hurts

[half creek]

unc still got it

[spare ibex]

And my bwain feels funny

[half creek]

it’s enough to make a grown man cry

[long quail]

It's enough to make an undeveloped augimas cry

[spare ibex]

I cant even do that kind of :3 cuz I dont have that keyboard on my phone soooooooooo ye

[half creek]

copy paste blud

💀

[spare ibex]

I dont have Greek alphabet on my phone

[half creek]

ω̈̌

[serene crest]

Töö bäd

[spare ibex]

I copy paste things so much it would get lost in my history

On both my phone and my pc

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-duck-dj-khaled-what-does-he-even-do-gif-8004262131450496811

[spare ibex]

Anyways, its been a few minutes and I can feel my legs again so let me get dressed lol

[long quail]

Cold is better than hot

[half creek]

I agree

[spare ibex]

FUCK NAW

[half creek]

you can only get so naked

[spare ibex]

Even as a masochist there's a line i won't cross

[half creek]

I hope snow days cancel school

[spare ibex]

Thats why I burn off my skin. Duh

[half creek]

wrestling practice is exhausting

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-didn't-laugh-not-funny-eminem-gif-16233262439972971032

[serene crest]

Not when too cold

[half creek]

being cold does hurt more than being hot though

[serene crest]

Just different types of hurt lol

[long quail]

Hot hurts more but cold hurts my feelings more

[spare ibex]

The pain of being hot is so fun though!

[long quail]

Whenever I cold I despair

unless it's nice cold then I can do anything

[serene crest]

Emo?

[half creek]

James you’re too old to be emo man

[long quail]

Yes being hot is very fun

[spare ibex]

What about the pain? Like I get in, dunk my body, feel the pain and then my body is just so relaxed and calm, its nice :3

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

we can’t be serious

[serene crest]

Imao

[half creek]

pain is NOT gain

[spare ibex]

But it is

[serene crest]

Any sword of convalaria players? This thing dont wanna load my progress

[half creek]

nope

[long quail]

No pain no gain but yes pain is not yes gain

[spare ibex]

Da fuq is dat

[serene crest]

Da game

[spare ibex]

:o

[serene crest]

Turn based gacha on mobile and steam

Pretty good one

[spare ibex]

HONKAI STAR RAIL!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[half creek]

what

[serene crest]

No we dont talk about this one

[spare ibex]

but whyyyyyyyyyyy

its so fun

[serene crest]

My sister like it though, she got almost all characters

[spare ibex]

but also, whats it called

[spare ibex]

FR?!?!?!?

HOW MUCH MONEY DID SHE SPEND?!?!?!?

[serene crest]

0 lol

[half creek]

my friend spent 200 bucks on that

I cried

[serene crest]

Just participate in events every half of the year

[spare ibex]

proof or didnt happen because its almost impossible to have nearly every character

[half creek]

inside

[serene crest]

She plays like 4 years duh

[spare ibex]

games only been out for like 3

so bs

[serene crest]

Like ofc she dont have all of the newest

[spare ibex]

correction, 2 years

[serene crest]

Idk precise time cuz i dont bother with it that much but she plays for years

[half creek]

6 years?

7?

[spare ibex]

still doubt it, theres been day 1 players who dont even have a 3rd of the characters

if you are like ungodly levels of lucky then maybe but all as a f2p? no way

also, what is that game you were talking about then?

[serene crest]

Sword of convalaria

[serene crest]

I can ask her tomorow about how exactly characters she owns and tell you if you want

[spare ibex]

this is a gacha game?

[serene crest]

Well yeah

[spare ibex]

i dont mind, im just confused cuz that is very hard to do

but its fine

:3

no harm

[hoary willow]

meow

[spare ibex]

meow

[hoary willow]

https://tenor.com/view/2597-boi-tssofriggintuff-mynameisariaorhypnolowbandimadethisgif-gif-661592394967110873

[half creek]

did you get a job yet

[gaunt sable]

Have you gotten a job augimas

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-duck-dj-khaled-what-does-he-even-do-gif-8004262131450496811

[hoary willow]

NO BUT GUESS WHAT

I GOT FRIEREN

BOOKS

I WON

CHRISTMAS GIFT

IN ADVANCE :d

who needs a job when you got frieren

[gaunt sable]

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[gaunt sable]

Is she cooked, Augimas

[half creek]

yes..

[pearl nova]

1v1 on CS2 ? 4k hours

[spare ibex]

SO TRUE

although im not a massive fan of manga(just because i hate reading cuz of school) frieren is amazing

[gaunt sable]

Oh no

Not you too

[spare ibex]

wut?

frieren is dunny

funny*

[gaunt sable]

Lol dunny

[spare ibex]

:(

[gaunt sable]

I have friends that are like desperately trying to get jobs its crazy

So the mentality of like "who needs a job" is wild to me

[spare ibex]

well, i mean, i just cant and wont tbh

just for a instant "no"
i have to many bodily problems and too many mental issues right now to be able to take on any kind of job

[hoary willow]

why you taking this so seriously anyways

[gaunt sable]

Do you think you would be able to get disability

[spare ibex]

oh like special things?

i mean.... theres a small chance but probably not since im pretty unhireable right now

[gaunt sable]

Well no like if you are deemed unable to work then government gives you a monthly income check

[spare ibex]

if i have a job then i cant eat or drink anything at any time when working or else i need to take a 10 minute break while my stomach shits my organs out

[spare ibex]

im not old enough to get something like that

[gaunt sable]

Something to look into tho

[spare ibex]

im still only 16 lol

[spare ibex]

oh i probably will but still, right now i got nothing

[hoary willow]

bleghh

[spare ibex]

plus, i do have a plan for my future after high school

and all it requires is 2 things total

if both happen or at least one of those happen then im all good

[gaunt sable]

Oh well

I'm glad you have a plan then

(:

[spare ibex]

the only issue is that..... its gonna require a lot, and i mean a fucking LOT of luck

[gaunt sable]

You play plenty of Gacha games I'm sure you have luck to spare

[spare ibex]

the 2 things are simple, i need to get into LTU(Lawrence tech university) and the 2nd is hope to GOD i can get an internship at a certain company

even if only the LTU one happens then im set

[spare ibex]

....wouldnt it be the opposite?

[gaunt sable]

Oh true spending all your luck for virtual prizes

😭

I guess that depends how good your drops have been lol

[spare ibex]

shitty other than 1* of them

i have been weirdly lucky in 1 of them and none other

[gaunt sable]

Do you have doot? Lol

[spare ibex]

got it traded to me

[gaunt sable]

Pffffft

[spare ibex]

same with all my pets on the rarer end

[gaunt sable]

DOESNT COUNT

[spare ibex]

not including the exclusive pets, i have every pet except 1

[gaunt sable]

So you just had people give you pets basically lol

[spare ibex]

ive only had 77 pulls

[spare ibex]

yep

i played hide and seekw ith a random dude and he gave me rip tide

[gaunt sable]

Holy

😭

[spare ibex]

only 77 pulls done lol

also, psy, you literally gave me one of them lol

you gave me the ballon fish i have XD

[gaunt sable]

Okay but like

I had multiple

[spare ibex]

lol, fair enough

[gaunt sable]

I traded pig for whallamus

That was kosher

[spare ibex]

aw man

dats fine though

[gaunt sable]

Creeper

[spare ibex]

creeper?

wdym?

[gaunt sable]

Lmao

https://youtu.be/nBsc4doOsBw?si=bckQ391HaL5V2bTt

[spare ibex]

oh shi wait i have a pet pull lol

[spare ibex]

OH GOD DAM-

.....im only missing that one fucker..... this explains my life

[gaunt sable]

Pufferblob I had to trade for that too

Traded my other balloonfish for it

[spare ibex]

lol

[gaunt sable]

Meritocracy too OP

[spare ibex]

also, guess what

guess what im getting close to psy

[gaunt sable]

Uh

Coralcave guardian

[spare ibex]

oh god no, not even close to that

but im getting close to everything i need for all my characters to have full god armor

but the last things are gonna take sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

like i aint getting 100M breezy souls for like 10000000000000 months

[long quail]

The hell's this

"feet"

[spare ibex]

everything i need to get godshard armor

[long quail]

So organized I just throw and go

[spare ibex]

lol

id never remember without it

and its easier to get all the shit i need when i do it

and dont get me wrong, im not organized

For example

[gaunt sable]

Ah I see you are competing with Jaqi for a monster can collection

[spare ibex]

oh, no, thats not my collection

thats just my monster

My collection is much smaller

[gaunt sable]

Do you have... shrink wrap around your bed frame? Lol

[spare ibex]

tape

:3

i was tired of things falling off my bed through the hole and decided to tape it up

O MAH GAH FINALLY I UNLOCKED IT

IT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG

[gaunt sable]

Holy moly

I thought you were farther lol

[spare ibex]

nope

i was only lvl 130 about a week ago

[gaunt sable]

Man I just go onto gen chat and see the endgamers

And it just fucking shoots down my confidence

[spare ibex]

i have absoloutly NO fucking clue how i got 20 levels in a week

especially sinc ei havent upgraded any xp% i think

[gaunt sable]

Believe in your inner gamer

[spare ibex]

i open it and this is what i see............. wow you were right

[gaunt sable]

Bruh lmao

[pearl nova]

anyone want to 1v1 or team up on cs2?

[half creek]

naw

[novel flax]

naw

[long quail]

naw

[peak mantle]

naw

[tepid turtle]

naw

[spare ibex]

naw

[copper laurel]

naw

[gaunt sable]

naw

[frail onyx]

Is doing the thing where u repeatedly click a skilling noad to get instant hits count as a explot

[long quail]

No that's a feature, Lava has used it on stream

[frail onyx]

Ty

Also should I going idlon or do my homework for tom.

[gaunt sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721835677628498042/1447412192289886218/AQPu8w5eG47cbBVabLEdNaY2A-_Ny7kdHCcq6sFWt1ez_-zBJ3g5B6I1XcLv1keJbVYlSB4P69m95eYpZ94eMcYPycqZg9Vo3hrRyKc.mov?ex=69378726&is=693635a6&hm=76697db71eeaf5554ed0949a29982e9331f657c11232d1ccf9342468d540107d&

[sturdy carbon]

Not sure if anyone is a Markiplier fan in here but his movie is coming out at the end of January. He and Amy are adding more theatres regularly so if you don’t see one near you it may before the premiere

https://ironlung.com

[jagged swallow]

thats a big ass burger

whys the cheese so bubbly but held together

[brisk quartz]

The bottom part caramelized and got crispy in the pan, the top part was still gooey and drains down

[jagged swallow]

i like wrapping my burritos in a layer of cheese n letting it crisp up

like a cheese tortilla

[hoary willow]

MEOWWW

[gaunt sable]

That sounds so fucking fire dude

I gotta write this down and try it

[jagged swallow]

its godly ofc im high 90% of the time, so i come up with some good eats

[gaunt sable]

Some shaggy and scooby doo ass shit lmao

Bro some shrimp lime ramen crushed up, mixed with some crushed up hot cheetos, and then mixed with some mayo+ mustard and added to a sandwich with meat and cheese

Its a carb overload but holy god damnit I love me some prison spread sometimes

https://fixupx.com/Deerpostss/status/1997812028602192382

Deerposts (Holiday Edition) (@Deerpostss)

My stupid chud son (Who i hate) keeps on trying to turn off the lights so I had to noodle him

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[grim vale]

@tulip crest @bronze kraken Some of my favorite stuff I made/got last league (didn't wanna spam up w7 chat)

[tulip crest]

Hoooooooooooly fuck @grim vale MOM Reap build?

[grim vale]

Yeah was doing some homebrew lol

MoM without MoM (just dmg taken from mana before life stat), archmage, bone cage

[tulip crest]

Thats.. nuts

[grim vale]

Sadly doing life was still way higher dmg, but it ended up being fun anyway

[tulip crest]

Maan, last league was fun. I played a Fireball Bloodmage. It sucked, it wasnt a Warrior.

Well, that was cause of that stupid what did they call them? Lineage ?

Lineage Supports. That nutty Health/Damage one.

• Rathpit +that jewel..

[grim vale]

I play SSF pretty much exclusively but dropped a +3 spark jewel on my... 15th or so? arbiter kill, moved to trade and sold it haha

[tulip crest]

Hellyeah.

[grim vale]

That helped fund some of this stupid shit

[tulip crest]

I'm gonna BroSF this league with some friends. You're probably welcome if you want to join

[grim vale]

I mean I would but I can't not trade if I'm in trade

The trade it calls to me, if its there lol

[tulip crest]

We're making our own thing.

[grim vale]

Wait are they adding private leagues back?

[tulip crest]

I think they are already back?

[grim vale]

Oh man, super down if htey are

Been too balls deep in idleon to pay attention but yeah 100%, small groupfound is pinnacle poe

[tulip crest]

Hellyeah.

It sure as hell is, not that we are grouping much. But you know.

We trade inbetween eachother and bla bla

[grim vale]

Yeah for sure, that's perfect I don't do much group play (or any really lol)

[tulip crest]

Yeah

[grim vale]

Just nice to be able to buy/sell shit people found

[tulip crest]

We usually group for Unique Maps in PoE1

[grim vale]

Yeah that's a great one to group for

Or if someone is juiced to kill a boss for league atlas tree points or whatever

[tulip crest]

Yeah exactly.

I'm probably just gonna click Guide > Carn/Alkaizer and play whatever they have up on whatever site.

I'm a lil warrior guy, so (Thats why im also Biased against ES )

[grim vale]

I warriored in 0.1, and it was a bit rough in SSF lol

Some dope builds now though

I might go druid even though they obviously gonna be massively played, just for something new

I also like the armor/es shit, or at least I did in poe1, inquis was my jam

[bronze kraken]

I haven't played since s2 honestly, so I got no idea xD

[tulip crest]

Yeah, Armor/ES is probably gonna be busted

[grim vale]

Oh fair enough haha - sancified shit is just divined shit except the roll can go +/- 1.2x on the original stats, some of those got real lucky on the sanctification

[grim vale]

Hopefully, I didn't really look into whether that armour applies to ele stat was scaling well or not

[tulip crest]

Apparantly its a bad stat, but if you can get it free its good.

[grim vale]

Would be super cool if htey actually made life an option for anything other than BM

[tulip crest]

Somethingsomething last in the calculation somethingsomething

[grim vale]

Well, competitive with ES I should say

Kinda lame having ES archers running around everywhere

[tulip crest]

Yeah

I hate it

[hollow hound]

for anyone interested: Parsec is a really neat and lightweight program for remote controlling your PC/smartphone. lets you check in on your active farming while in bed, or lets you check in on your progress back home while at work.

[topaz shoal]

I thought it was distance measurement unit

[hollow hound]

that too! wasn't it used in Stars Wars Ep 1, where one person allegedly finished a race in seven parsecs, which is interesting because parsec is a measurement for distance and not time

[celest depot]

some spammer

[stable knoll]

"xd"

Ew

This looks, crappy af

[celest depot]

i knew it was a spammer but i wanted to make sure so i could report it. not sure what the best channel would be

[hollow hound]

if they go directly to dm's i'm not sure if the mods in here can do anything

[stable knoll]

Just lookout for their messages in the discord

Like if there's none, you can block her out

[celest depot]

they're just adding random people from the discord

[tepid turtle]

if it happens again you can dm a mod about it as well

[sleek gyro]

https://youtu.be/rZGbQecD1pM?si=z_eX0SiGtNF-9Ew_

[icy fjord]

hi

[opal hamlet]

HI

[icy fjord]

how are you

[opal hamlet]

hi

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-why-meme-but-why-gif-17485278

[sleek gyro]

bro, you cant win this fight just give up dude...

[nimble niche]

Low-key

Nicole waterson would dog walk any sonic exe

[hoary willow]

blegh

[nimble niche]

In fact

I'm a firm believer that Nicole could beat sonic exe so badly she'd wear him like thragg did to battle beast

[gaunt sable]

@sleek gyro

[void lodge]

guys dont listen to @raven fox he destroyed my friendship with my friend

[gaunt sable]

Who

[void lodge]

?

[sleek gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-bird-owl-look-gif-16683467

[radiant axle]

can some one please help me with the mission ok, now its peak gaming?
i need player that his name starts with P or S.
please help me

[median plinth]

oh no, i have become MEE6

[half creek]

this is true

Nicole has the fucking penance stare like ghostrider

[long quail]

What?

[half creek]

im as confused as you are james

[hoary willow]

why do i have pings for the twitch

[spare ibex]

idk, i mean im just gonna be rewatching kaiju No. 8 lol

[hoary willow]

what

[spare ibex]

like.... the anime?

Kaiju No. 8?

[olive wharf]

@near wharf I found a bug in the pet arena. when you do the arena once without using windwalkers ability and then use the windwalkers ability and try again it wont let you do it again. you have to wait.

I didnt know where to ping this to get your attention

[gaunt sable]

Not a bug bro you just used it wrong

[half creek]

silence

[olive wharf]

yeah it was on accident

[gaunt sable]

You gotta use the windwalkers arena ability first and then you get multiple tries

[olive wharf]

yes i know im saying that should be improved

augimas you tell him

[half creek]

??? hell naw

[olive wharf]

Silence

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-dummy-laughing-pointing-on-you-gif-15125641

[dapper kraken]

Can someone help me with this? I cannot claim the funny hat

[loud skiff]

dinner yum

[spare ibex]

nope, 0 way to reclaim, theres a chanc ethat if you wipe a save and restart maybe, just MAYBE, you can get a new code but i doubt it

[regal estuary]

once ultrakill fruad layer comes out, i'll free the people in my basement.

so basically, they're stuck there forever.

[peak mantle]

can...can u free me❤️

fr tho im still waiting for fraud to come out

[regal estuary]

do you play ultrakill?

[peak mantle]

as long as its not a silksong, gd 2.2 or gta6 kind of wait

[peak mantle]

used to

[regal estuary]

then you used to be able to escape my basement

[peak mantle]

got no pc to play it anymore

[peak mantle]

[regal estuary]

i will accept such reasonings

[regal estuary]

btw you wanna join my creed?

guild

i meant guild

[peak mantle]

if its idleon related then no,,,,i already have my own guild

[regal estuary]

don't worry, i will find other people to brainwash

[peak mantle]

[long quail]

@open sphinx

[open sphinx]

im not even going to dignify that with a response

[long quail]

Mmmm you just did

[gaunt sable]

You don't seem to understand what a response means

[hoary willow]

I know just

That was random

idk

[viral tangle]

Birb

[topaz shoal]

airbirbnb

[stable knoll]

Fried birb

[viral tangle]

More like chilled birb, because temps are pretty low
I find it hard to type with frozen fingers

[topaz shoal]

Why is winter cold

[viral tangle]

Because the planet is tilted in a way that the Sun doesn't give you enough heat and that's how Winter be

Also, I think I'll miss my medical appointment🤦‍♀️

[topaz shoal]

Winterbell

[viral tangle]

Damn, imagine wasting a whole morning because the doctors are on strike and nobody said anything about it

[low topaz]

Guys, someone have this bug? I got 2 times hat prize but i don t recive any lvl 13 ribborn.

[stable knoll]

It's in the cooking tab

W4

And next time, ask it in #idleon-gen-chat

[nimble niche]

Nicole would have sonic exe like this

[rapid pasture]

I need help with something

There's a homophobic guy on my bus and he won't leave me alone and my school won't do anything

[nimble niche]

Low-key have a romantic relationship with bro and live in a cabin in the woods together or sum

Idk i don't read enough gay story lines

[rapid pasture]

Dawg He's borderline psychotic

And i don't want to die

[nimble niche]

Are you gay?

[rapid pasture]

Yes

He is not

And he is like a solid 4

At best

[nimble niche]

Damn, low-key slide in my dms later but if nobody gon do anything tell yo parents if they don't do nothing run the ones

Fight dirty

Throw dirt if you have any

Nut shot

Biting

Always carry pocket sand on you

Or a rock

[topaz shoal]

Speaking of rock, heres a really good 2 sentemce horror

[nimble niche]

That's not a boulder, it's a rock.

[nimble niche]

We know what and how the murder of the birds occurred

But not who

Who killed the 2 birds with 1 stone?

[topaz shoal]

There was a murder of crows

[nimble niche]

We must bring this up to the parliament of owls

[urban yacht]

L

[nimble niche]

M

[nimble niche]

I'm crine

Son

[urban yacht]

Ngl I don't even know wth the meme is about i just use it as a reaction image

[nimble niche]

It's a baby with teeth

https://tenor.com/view/baby-tuff-son-im-crine-gif-7690159340150630748

[stable knoll]

More like ai baby

[nimble niche]

Welcome to modern memes

[stable knoll]

No ?

Modern doesn't mean made with Ai

[nimble niche]

Yes

[stable knoll]

This is just cursed shit

[topaz shoal]

Hello Valx Master of None

Master of none, also known as Jack of all trade

[nimble niche]

Hello takemi master of world infinity

[stable knoll]

Yes that's me

[nimble niche]

They say a jack of all trades is better than a master of one

[topaz shoal]

No, Master of all trade is better than Jack of none

[nimble niche]

Jack my nun?

[sleek gyro]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LK5ii6EAYco?si=wju8ZwKAe6cNzhw8

[nimble niche]

Don't hi jack my nun!

[sleek gyro]

how do you say orange in cantonese?

[topaz shoal]

Mandarin

[sleek gyro]

the shop owner doesnt what what a mandarin is

[stable knoll]

橙

[topaz shoal]

Show a pictur of orang

[stable knoll]

Here's your orange

[long quail]

No orange

[near willow]

God damnit. I was so excited until I got to the robots and realized the whole video is AI.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l-JrXeikHk8

[topaz shoal]

Thats sad

[near willow]

Yeah yeah "AI Cinema Heaven" I didn't look at the channel name

[topaz shoal]

Everythingisslowlygettingrepplacedbitsbybitswithai

[sleek gyro]

instruction unclear, i was given orange paint

[nimble niche]

Апельсин i think

[long quail]

I

[stable knoll]

Here's your orange

[topaz shoal]

Where (Im colorbind[lie] )

[long quail]

Speck of white in corner

[sleek gyro]

hi colorblind, i am dad

[stable knoll]

Lemme redo

[long quail]

Good

[stable knoll]

There

No white spot

[topaz shoal]

Hmm, youre obviously not dad

[nimble niche]

Me when i drop the n in Krankenhaus

[topaz shoal]

@proud osprey is dad

[sleek gyro]

i am back with the milk

[crude ledge]

She's getting bigger by the day

[nimble niche]

Why's there a pumpkin on the door?

[sleek gyro]

on a unrelated note, so are many of us

[crude ledge]

Don't question it lol

[topaz shoal]

Doesnt look very little to me

Oh the right one

[crude ledge]

Oh she's not she's 9 months and over 20 lbs lol

[nimble niche]

Is the little girl in the room with us rn?

[crude ledge]

No she's with her mom currently

[sleek gyro]

wierd flirting but ill allow it

[topaz shoal]

9 mont? you mean 3/4 years old?

[crude ledge]

You go off of months until they turn 2

Since there's a huge gap in a 1 year old and a 1 year old

If that makes sense

[nimble niche]

No?

[topaz shoal]

No I dont

[nimble niche]

That's still 1

[long quail]

@hardy marlin Change username to xXChristmasXx xXAlzheimerXx

[topaz shoal]

My sister ia currently 300 Months old

[crude ledge]

So they still have a huge growth spurt so you could say they're 1 and you could be meaning like just turned 1 or late 1 almost 2 years old

[nimble niche]

@crude ledge shouldn't you be hiding your kid twin? I heard Santa is on the hunt for new elves

[crude ledge]

Because there's lots of milestones still

[nimble niche]

Are you American?

[crude ledge]

Nah Santa would be going after her mom, she's short haha

[crude ledge]

Yes

[nimble niche]

How do you write your dates

[stable knoll]

Muricah !!!

[crude ledge]

Month/day/year

[nimble niche]

You've read solo max level newbie

[crude ledge]

Hell yeah! I read it for a while but then got busy with life and got bored of reading it eventually

[nimble niche]

Explain to me WHY

[nimble niche]

Same

[crude ledge]

But I got a few hundred chapters into it

[crude ledge]

That's just the American way 🍔

[nimble niche]

Uhhh...

[crude ledge]

Like 200-300 (I dont recall exactly how many)

And it was in the span of like 2-3 days

[topaz shoal]

Year Moon Day

[nimble niche]

I stopped at chapter 197

[crude ledge]

I also got this tattoo the other week from my dad

[crude ledge]

Remind me where that left off? Was that when he fought the thousand armed boss or whatever or past that?

[nimble niche]

I'm pretty sure there's 245 chapters

[crude ledge]

Idk i just know I got close to the end lol

[nimble niche]

Dragons

In war

[crude ledge]

Ah

Yeah

I've been about this webtoon called lookism more than anything

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-surprised-shocked-gif-14419083

You read lookism too?!?

[crude ledge]

Yeah I'm all caught up

[nimble niche]

@sleek gyro we found another of our kind

[crude ledge]

Been reading it for a couple years now lol

[topaz shoal]

Our kind? I thought everyone read that

[nimble niche]

I'm glad the anime did lookism well

[crude ledge]

Some people stopped because they weren't committed to the 100's of chapters lol

[crude ledge]

True!

[sleek gyro]

wait a minute... did they just add onepunch into the rooster casually?

[crude ledge]

The reason I got into lookism was the martial arts aspect because I did martial arts for about 2 years

[nimble niche]

I'm assuming that's evil god

I'm an evil god?

[sleek gyro]

yep

[nimble niche]

Hell yeah

[sleek gyro]

good shit

[nimble niche]

I'm in the boxing world arc rn

[crude ledge]

I also liked the gamer but it fell off at the end of the series

I also LOVE teenage mercenary

[nimble niche]

The original solo leveling

[stable knoll]

Bald head

[topaz shoal]

So I read jojo part 2 right, but this app I use is missing 1 specific chapter and I cpuldnt find any other place to read that chapter somehow so I juat watch the anime for that one and went back to manga fter

[crude ledge]

Solo leveling was a banger (of course)

[nimble niche]

Bones feels like a fucking parody manhwa

[sleek gyro]

ahahah cant wait for you to find out who the baldy is ahah

[crude ledge]

Right!

[sleek gyro]

thats convenient

[nimble niche]

I had high hopes for it in the beginning

But it threw everything out the window

[topaz shoal]

So anyway, I will read Alice's adventure in wonderland tomorrow

[crude ledge]

My list on webtoon is Auto hunting with my clones, unordinary, infinite leveling: Murim, omniscient reader, mythic item obtained, and hero killer.

[nimble niche]

Like meeting a 9/10 on a date just to find out she has a 400+ body count

[crude ledge]

That hits too close to home..

[topaz shoal]

Bought a physical copy too

[nimble niche]

Mythic item low-key makes me sad

[sleek gyro]

oh that anme made me thing of alice madness returns, goated game

[crude ledge]

I'm not fully caught up with it yet

[nimble niche]

After the art change the quality dropped

[crude ledge]

I kinda took a break because I burnt myself out reading like 150 chapters in a day

[topaz shoal]

Which anime?

[crude ledge]

And then hero killer was good until the story changed SO FAST after the iron witch(?) showed up

Like I got lost and dropped it lol

[nimble niche]

@crude ledge yk the story of the guy that was at the top of the world like a god but he loses it all and falls to a deep pit where nobody respects and mocks him

Not a manhwa

Like a fairy tale

[sleek gyro]

anime? or the typo was ''name'' not anime ahah

[nimble niche]

It's on the tip of my tongue

[crude ledge]

Uh, no I don't recall tha tone

I don't think I know it either ngl

[nimble niche]

Point is

[topaz shoal]

[nimble niche]

That's mythic item

It was so good

But it fell off so hard

[crude ledge]

I see

So it was really good until a pivital point where it went to shit?

[nimble niche]

Yep

[crude ledge]

Makes sense

[nimble niche]

Would recommend you a regressor's tale of cultivation

[crude ledge]

Is it on webtoon or do I have to 🏴‍☠️

[nimble niche]

Only 25 chapters

On season end

[topaz shoal]

Whats a good zero to hero manga or manwa

[crude ledge]

Found it

[nimble niche]

Regressor's tale of cultivation..

[crude ledge]

Gonna read it rn lol

[sleek gyro]

hercules xD

https://tenor.com/view/twicedior-stan-twitter-agree-disney-gif-4499344997382853691

[nimble niche]

Guy is weak, guy actually puts in effort to get strong, there's stronger, he dies regresses trains harder rinse and repeat

[topaz shoal]

Bible

[sleek gyro]

meh, lacks a lot of revenge

[tepid turtle]

same reason america uses miles, pounds, and quarts. some guy was rolling dice

[nimble niche]

Quartz??

[gaunt sable]

Cups

[nimble niche]

The thing i use to make my floors fancy in Minecraft?!

[gaunt sable]

Ounces

Pints

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/smoky-quartz-forgottenrarities-forgotten-rarities-forgotten-rarities-crystals-smoky-quartz-crystal-gif-4435667806431986120

[crude ledge]

Liter

[gaunt sable]

Gallons

[sleek gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-old-milwaukee-beer-drink-party-gif-22890849

[crude ledge]

Metric system

[tepid turtle]

to better understand. a quart is 946.352946 mL of fluid

[topaz shoal]

What about Mahabharata

[nimble niche]

????

[stable knoll]

🤓

[tepid turtle]

4 quarts in a gallon

[nimble niche]

Y'all need to keep this imperial stuff away from the west side of this Mississippi

[sleek gyro]

not enough, might as well go with greek mythology at that point

[gaunt sable]

How does 3 feet make a whole yard?? I don't understand!!

[nimble niche]

It makes perfect sense,

[tepid turtle]

in the time of giants. getting stepped on 3 times cost alot of money

[topaz shoal]

Gonna start recommending old stories, like thousand of years old one

[gaunt sable]

No u

[tepid turtle]

Disney hercules is just zeus propaganda. hercules was a huge asshole in the actual stories

[gaunt sable]

My foot is over a foot long this is bullshit

[nimble niche]

Y'all read logging 10000 years?

[sleek gyro]

ahahah in thousands of years mickey statues will probably be thought as old mythology or a a god we believed in in this years ahah

[gaunt sable]

Bro every god was an asshole like come on

[nimble niche]

@sleek gyro ik you did

[nimble niche]

Greek Norse or Egyptian

[gaunt sable]

Christian

[topaz shoal]

Nah, we all gonna die tomorrow

[tepid turtle]

given the amount of media the rat controls i wouldnt be suprised if that actually was the case tbh.

[nimble niche]

There's more than one?!

[sleek gyro]

to read next 😂

[tepid turtle]

disney owning news outlets on both extreme sides of the political spectrum is wild.

[nimble niche]

Thunderscans.

[topaz shoal]

I mean god doesnt concern itself with the term ashole

[nimble niche]

I recognise that logo

[sleek gyro]

yep some i saw there, gonna give them a chance, if i read on a website i try to check stuff only in there too

[nimble niche]

King of gacha

[tepid turtle]

nah they too busy being weird amalgamations of feathers and eyeballs these days. real freaky shit now

[nimble niche]

There's a new manhwa I'm gonna read that came out yesterday

[gaunt sable]

Did god call itself god or did we call god, god?

[topaz shoal]

Nah, thats just what it shows to us, not the actual thing (also please ping me I love being pinged)

[nimble niche]

Idk ask takemi

[sleek gyro]

already read that one

[gaunt sable]

@topaz shoal I asked a question plz respond

[gaunt sable]

Read golden boy

[nimble niche]

Boutta start reading kidnapped dragons it came out yesterday

[tepid turtle]

nah, someone wrote it in a book as a method to hold people accountable for bad deeds since surveillance didn't exist back in the day

[topaz shoal]

We call god god, but we have no way to confirm wether god call itself god or not

[sleek gyro]

ah hell nah, hate reading just released stuff, let some meat gatherup first xd

[sleek gyro]

is that related to golden showers? '-'

[nimble niche]

Idk man I'm judging the cover rn

[topaz shoal]

[sleek gyro]

dont judge by the cover bro

[topaz shoal]

Hate it when I have to wait to read more chapter