#off-topic-chat
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that wasnt self diagnosed tho
Ts some ball knowledge
also i dont know half of the words you said
Wrong reply 
experience is epic-low legendary ball
as a league player i talked to so many girls like that
it's js like i know them from a single glance
I play them all daily
(except for CRK and GT i only play them in major updates since im straight up maxed)
istg
what do you want child
how is there so much people like me to you just tell who i am by talking to me for an hour
why didnt you say that earlier?
why would i
imagine me saying randomly
oh you act like you are borderline
so silly ain't it pal
i assume stuff about people all the time
amazing
me as well
if i were to tell you what i think about you rn
that would be slightly either illegal or just inappropriate
and not in a way you would consider
what about me twin
oh about you i would do illegal things
Im so back 
exactly the way you would consider
oh

I’m not a bottom
clearly are
no

i wasn't asking boy
a bit too much dont you think
having 1 is too much
what is gt
idleon is just something that takes so little time for me though
guardian tales
i'm literally a lion
guardian tales is lowkey ball knowledge
i played that
Im kinda(literally) unemployed (and college ain't starting for about a week) so i have a LOT of free time 
and lion doesn't concern himself with age nor consent
surface level ball
it's like 10m downloads
huh
on app store only
i wish i had free time and not waste my time playing games instead of doing something productive like STUDYING
my addiction is too much ye know
730k reviews
i need help
anyways
deal with it child
i like guardian tales when it had a collab with the slime manga thingy
super elite level ball now ledge
i had a very cute water succubuss in guardian tales
My first gacha
Game is going down hell recently
Story peaked at s2 
i think
this game is shit af
just like 99% of the gachas
yea the animation
That’s why I deleted it
only good gacha game is summonres war
went from funny to soulless
isnt that every gacha
i'm gatekeeping all other ones
basically
i am favouring arknights more
at least it doesnt spam ads every time i think
summoners war is literal peak
no
no
limbus company
and actually makes it necessary to think
every gacha game fall to the same thing
She is literally my second fav character
(mayreel is no.1)
surface ball
power creep
limbus is great
summoners war has literally no power creep
still peak imo
if i can gamble
3 star characters beat 5 star ones
GIVE ME MORE VAMPIRE CHARACTERS DAMN IT
the only thing i like about limbus is Mili
I AM 1 SHORT
so it's okay
i had gregor and the other princess thing
I tried playing it
I was bored to death
Couldn't even play it for 4 days
what is the conversation about now
my favorite gacha game is ink games
princess of la manchaland rodion?
Slop games(gacha)
i have these two as well, missing all others 💔💔
yayyy twins
tryna build a bleed team rn
yay
the only bleed i have is self inflicted bleed
im looking at gregor
it’s a shadow fight 2 reference
fuck shadow fights
soulsbornes are PEAK
hollow knight sucks cock
compared to it
skill issue
but that's a low bar anyway
bro always trying to die without taking any enemy hits 💔
have you heard of a game called rabi ribi?
Sybau 🥀
-# my gregoat got to 60 hp WITHOUT GETTING HIT
i won't listen to someone who hasn't played a single souls
in one turn?
Can't afford it 
in like 4 turns, one single fight
thats i dont think is impressive
fitgirl
maybe next time
No
you are literally gatekeeping yourself
dead within 1 turn with max health and no enemy inflictions
so you have no excuse
it would be funny
Not risking malware 
true
VM VM VM
youre literally gatekeeping me out of the conversation by talking about nerd stuff
VIRTUAL MACHINESSSS
not a single nerd thing was said by me
how did u come up with it
they are*
i need to play silksong but theres no mobile port and i don't even have a pc 
sad aint it
android?
heya quick question about idle skilling i did makethe spelunker dig deeper a few times but i don´t get any of the coins anymore to get a 2nd or even upgrade it how can i fix it without reseting the whole game somehow ?
I don't wanna sound like a boomer
But i know jackshit about computers 
go to idle skilling discord
yes
not a single person here has played it
what is idle skilling
i have surface level knowledge and partial low level ones
SHUT UP KUROMI I HATE YOU
only to a very basic degree
hate is a synonym for love
We deadass 🥀
you ain't just reade for it girl
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
the other game
alls fair in love and war?
i like beating children
is he 30
ha
hit a nerve huh
I have
i did mention that it may be absurd
a few seconds before the actual question
is the boyfriend in question aware of being boyfriend
is the boyfriend aware in general
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why are yall so mean 😭
@ornate geyser i think i caused her to be silent
anyways i just got to canto 4 in limbus today after weeks of not playing
just answer the questions
Ahh
Is ts allowed 
i mean would you expect someone cornered to talk?
Yeah I think
its not self advert though
They would say anything
to get out of that situation
i think i am past that
yeah if they know how to talk that is
but we have a rare example of a horribly raised concept


Idk i lose my braincells when im sleep deprived 
one shall not bother himself with a concept that goes way beyond his capabilities
but since jaqi is under surface ball knowledge
you can have infinite jaqis in mind
i am sleep deprived for 2 consecutive years
someone send help
if perchance jaqi's boyfriend
im worth so little
was swapped by each organ
with augimas
the skin and all until the last drop of blood
would it still be jaqi's boyfriend?
how is idleon off-topic-chat going to address this problem?
stop talking about my relationships
what an interesting dilemma
if gaso was swapped with an idiot would anything change at all?
true
whats the philosophical question called
ship of theseus

jaqi is so young that if every person born was allocated a place to live in order of age in gilbert's grand hotel she would always live in the last place
jaqi is so young she doesnt understand what you just said
Aight unc
@ornate geyser is the conscience intact
no, jaqi is dead
i meant for the bf part
im undead
he’s talking about the ship of Theseus thing
no, i'm dead
stop talking about my personal things now
I am interested now though
which is kind of our problem now
Mods
Banish kuromi soul
its never too late to edit it to make it seem out of context so it makes the replies look funny
caessors let’s not go there
i would obliterate gaso just to show neandertals that it was actually possible to get rid of the worst in the tribe in a non bloody way
it’s ok Kuromi would
no
It's never too late to delete a message 
no fucking way
Jesus Christ
wanna hear a fun fact
Ok
shes trans ig
what cock it is
I need to restrain myself
heheh
but can u know really?
if i were to get destroyed for saying that right now
what's the proof?
can i do it for you
can u prove i was talking about bad thing?
no caessors I was about to say something as unhinged as Kuromi
can u ever be sure of anything?
nice friendly fire jaqi
be nicer to ur teammates next time
how are you sure you are not trans
YES I AM
you ain't even sure of your surroundings nor environment
with our illnesses
yet you can know u are not trans?
is that where u draw the line?
true
Because i can see whats in my pants
If i stay one more minute here i would go insane
Gn chat
it could be defined by your mentality Jaqi
hollow knight
i hope you will think about jaqi
or the way you act
so true
you are not ready for me
please dont leave
i'm not even 10% talkative usually
just as i am right now
it's like winning a lottery
but
is it really?
if it's such a rare occurence
it ends when Jaqi stops responding
would it be equal to winning a lottery?
if you just did something different now than listening to me
why
would an equally rare occurence happen?
it wouldn’t
why r yall making fun of me :(
consider two alternate realities
i'm like an older brother for you
probably because you’d need input for something like this to occur
good thing i changed my pfp 😭
denying family is crazy thing
but okay
i know you are not yourself
you are just pretending to be someone else
i havent changed my profile picture in 2 years
i have a matching with someone
I’ve changed mine a bit
ok ig?
Bro what the actual fuck did I just read 
did you kiss
no
booo
no romance
crazy thing but i didn't have my first kiss yet
hollow knight hollow knight silksong
no fun
huh
you didnt kiss your late gf?
nah
not 1 last one?
no
speaking from experience
thats depressing
that
i'm anxious
is literally the same thing no?
hes a virgin for 3 years im a virgin for 3 months
not exactly
cuddling may but doesn't have to include it
i actually have to try to get someone
yo gang we talking bout virgins, may I get in the convo?
huh.
come ahead solo leveling pfp
more than welcome here
You don’t want to be in this conversation I don’t think
atleast someone wants me lmao
blatant lie
nah gang the sl pfp is just for the zestyness it's mid
as i said your boyfriend might as well not exist
i literally didn't say it
based opinion
it is what it is🥀
damn
jjba peak?
ye
Read the last ten minutes of messages
kuromi when did you find out youre bi
Trust me
part 5 is best
I did before reaching on
5 and 2
i'm not
fr and balls will be airing next year

Personally I enjoyed part 4 a lot
i was supposed to read it
reaching in*
but i'm shit too lazy
.
it’s beautiful
i said close
but i told him i can't love boys lmao
i treat him like a little precious baby
but i don't love him
i read manhwas only
wait quick ques are you gay or a girl?
not bothered enough
i'm a guy
daym
I personally prefer Mangas over manhwas
ngl
cant you tell by the way he talks?
Why did this have to be what I wake up to
i mean jaqi
Missing out I promise you
you meann???
the actual fuck you
bossgirl
nah I'll just ask straight up
I've met girls who try to talk like boya
cut that shit out and read it
or some that do talk like us
i can cut some other shi
seal
funfact
cocaine
fent?
some people treated me like their mommy
just by the way i talk
and act sometimes
daym
now, what do you mean by that?
he’s like Kakyoin
down bad aren't we
lerolerolerolero
you mean me?
did they buy you anything?
we all know you get that treatment
Well too am
did you accept it?
i said it's kinda fucked up
gimmie her number
no
i can be lesbian for some miku figures
gimme her miku figurines
damn
i don't think she wants mentally ill girls
some people actually want normal people
no
quick ques which miku?
i can put on a mustache and she will think im a boy i look completly genderless
the "I'm singing miku miku o e o,
or the "miku should've won"
You sound older than me
but it's either surface or legendary ball knowledge
which you babies aren't ready for
blatant lie
test me
francium
the element?
cesium
francium.
blatant acccusation of a blatant lie
へんなの作りました。譜面ありますがPVのみです。音量注意
原曲者様の元動画がこちらhttp://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6460566
plutonium
ooohk
complete fallacies you're spouting around mate
my bad dawg
translate it to baby talk
so you ARE a little Abby
i mean you are lying
baby
you lie all the time so it was expected
damn I'm noting shit down 📝
but just pointing it out baby girl
STOP CALLING ME THAT
fellas is it wrong to call things by their name?
nope
ITS NOT EVEN MY NAME
interpret it in the literal way
don't worry I call my friends racial slurs and they chill bout that too
Literal egoist manipulative behaviour
Not even blue lock players are that egoistic
And they changed into jjk characters to kill enemy striker
damn I haven't watched blue lock
im not an egoist
I am
Another lie
What was it called
I forgot
The state in which you talk only in superlatives about yourself
narcissist?
And deny the truth
whats a superlative
Ask me to break it down for you
break it down for me mark
what the actual fuck
alright im just gonna google it
Can u even type with these baby hands
Damn you are so boring
damn youre so manipulative
damn I believed that you were a boy ngl I was thinking that you might be a femboy gah dam
Not a single time in this conversation
Were i manipulative
So please stop victim blaming
After your first serious accussation
I get it you hate me for being a cool guy
But its unhealthy in the long term
youre so egoistic
Hell nah
Bro
I lift 100kg
On bench
They also hated Jesus for speaking the truth
how long ago was this
he doesnt
Yesterday
damn
oh daym
Someone is jealous
That's crazy
You want these girls don't you
IM NOT LESBIAN
he gets them for limited amounts of time before their demise
Afraid that i will get them
unless for miku figurines
being lesbian ain't a bad thing ngl
yeah they just randomly get obliterated
nah that's bad af
like who doesn't likes lesbians
gay is the only good way
hell naw dawg
i unfortunately landed on straight
nah sorry gang
😔
i dont like the open lesbians kind if ykwim
do you read bl?
that's a lot of self-hate
ain't it
in fact no
ah fuck shit stopped making sense again
yuri?
STOP ACCUSING ME OF SO MUCH THINGS LIKE THAT
neither
Jaqi probably has the lesbo haircut
NO
ah fuxk
MY HAIR IS LONG
jaqi is literally a man
AND IM NOT BALD
it's usually the projecting
im like 20% man
Kind of telling
that shows it
you are making things up atp
wait is it okay to ask for cup sizes in like dc chats? coz ion talk to women on discord generally
what the fuck
you the biggest degen in this chat
first question of course it is, second thing i know
nah just curiousity don't mind
man to man talj
i think you dont and didnt talk to women at all
Kuromi what’s your cup size
jaqi should get it apparently
is it stupidity or ignorance?
we won't know
nah actually I do talk to women but I've never encountered such on discord
that size
fuck....
and u neither did here
I understand now
talking to women irl is just way fkin easier😭
i should really stop talking in a server where 95% of ppl are men
that would make the server 90% men populated
at 10pm? youre the little baby here
nah you can just ignore us ngl
its easy
holy cornball
holy ragebait
what level knowledge is required
holy truth
im a ball
✌️
i came back
a cornball
what did i miss
you are one
Jaqi is apparently a man this whole time
a lot
IM NOT A MAN
do you like anime
there's one kid on the instagram that makes reels constantly
and he looks so fucking bad
20% is a big number
there are comments like
somewhat but solo leveling is mid just in case
that's diabolical
hold on gang
huh
nah gang
do you like mega corporations making their empolyees' life hell and simultaneously capitalising on every possible item with their copyrighted material on them
my female friend told me she went to a club
i usually say game is game
but that's too much
yes
wow
and i like it more when they get paid less
its great talking with ye
why do i have to be 18 to buy energy drinks but i can legaly get fucked right now
actually based?
have a nice day
cya
Well it could also happen illegally
ngl I should stick back to games
it's such a hypothetical statement
literally 0% chance of happening
why bother
WHATS SO HYPOTHETICAL ABOUT THAT
edgy
can i take some ragebait lessons from you?
diabetes is no laughing matter
sung jin woo
i'm not ragebaiting lmao
my ability to ragebait is as fucked as my life
yes you FUCKING ARE
yes you are....
it's just that jaqi isn't intelectually developed as much as you would expect from a 15 year old person
shall i say my goodbyes now?
and you're fucking stupid for knowing that and STILL falling for every single one of them
i don't wish for it though
nah fam
omfg youre not the person i let scream slurs at me
mummy has a point
i'm really not
you call these slurs?
say something worse then
aww so cute "slurs"
would say something
ion wanna get timeout or muted type shit
she freaked out at the thought of jackin off
leave me alone im a ball
that's equivalent of being called a precum
plus the situation ain't that worse for the slurs to come out
or a spoon that gained conscience
im a spoon then
you wouldnt yell at a spoon would you
holy sir what the cost of the lessons
i would wash my spoon for 2 minutes just to imagine it drowning
idk go donate to jaqi
you can save some homeless person atleast
or was it thoughtless
you can donate some knowledge to her
no im not
holy fucking shit I'll go up and fucking study your conversation if you don't mind and take some fucking notes
i mean perhaps
considering the city she lives in
the homelessnes ratio is prob like 90%
gdansk?
and that was even before she was left by parents
I just found out how fun it is ragebaiting someone instead of laying shit out at front
ive saw like 2 homeless people in like 3 months of living there
still eeping in the same spot
please don’t touch those cats
a box isn't considered a room
unless you are schizophrenic
which makes sense actually
then still in my box
how big is the box
you would need a box on your head to be touched by ur bf
pretty small
oops
shut up
it slipped out
okay paper bag girl
is it cause homeless people have really oily hair
THE FUCK YOU MEAN PAPER BAG
it will be alright
I wouldn’t wanna touch that either
it's okay jaqi
we actually do care about you
unlike certain someone
you will be safe with us
certain who
it is forbidden to say his name
i shall not break that rule
huh
no you couldnt
oh
well you are not one to say anything about that
ah yeah cya guys and thanks @ornate geyser @placid wagon for making this shitty break time of mine a bit entertaining and I'm sorry if I've said any shit that could've offended you and I'm going back to calculus thanks again and cya
isn’t it sage
i love u kitten
bye
i hate you
ohhh
bye
You’ve said that a lot today
ly2 gang
it's okay 👍
don't bother with that abomination mummy
nah it's okay I don't mind it's over discord anyways
why are you calling me an abomination :(
are you?
to take shit seriously that happend discord is not my thing cya
bye
and fun fact my name translates to mother theif just in case if ya wondered
translates?
i'm pretty sure it's a british equivalent of american "mommy"
well whatever
imma go since jaqi doesn't talk anymore
Jaqi are you taking this personally
yes
sucks to be you
I mean we’re practically strangers
We don’t even know you
So what’s the point
ive looked it up its 200km
then why respond?
it's not like i'm forcing on u mate
yeah that's the spirit
imma go now then
this is the end
who’s who
i'm a sigma
nothing better to do
k bye
Incredible
This reminds me of this one experiment
people stuck in an empty room with nothing to do
But there’s one button
that gives them an electrical shock when they press it
and that is the only stimulation in the entire room
a lot of people would prefer pain over boredom apparently
im the type of person who would fry myself with it till im toast
equivalent to talking to kuromi ngl
Kuromi talks like someone who doesn’t have many irl friends
he talks like my middleschool bully
nobody I know talks like Kuromi
lucky you 😔
maybe
wanna play grace in a bit? i think ill be up all night today
@flint hollow
Yo
grace mentioned
yeah we played grace :3

absolute peak
idk if im gonna play more today but if i will you can play with me and maybe with my friends ^w^
ofc if u wanna
im not forcing you
ill ping you if ill play then alr?? :3
yuh ^_^
hi
Hi
James
Jenkins
you missed out on an interesting conversation
I doubt that
okay
dont scroll up i BEG YOU
now he’s definitely tempted to
see? ur wrong :3 @half creek
right quick to point out when I’m wrong
you do the same tho
No you are wrong. Using :3 is always wrong if you can use ω̈ instead
oh youre that guy i remember you
nty
gimmie a examples
like when i die to schizophrenia in grace
What
I guess so
Did I get pinged
no
believe it or not
I live with both parents
and my brother
and my nieces
and like
yeah

yeah
imagine if someone saw me here
Greetings.
AHHHHHHHHHHh
done yet?
Rahh

The rabbit hole goes deep
imagine being british lmao
You should change your username to use ω̈ instead
guys guys guys guys
SHAW
SILKSONG REFERENCE
i saw this sign for like 5 seconds and now i want to take an a4 printed image of hornet and tape it there
Get a photo of hornet and tape it to the wall
what wall
Tape it to a lamp
there are fences
im gonna draw the bug im bored
but those are private property
So?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i aint going there
Why?
because i'm not going to put a mask on and go stick a piece of paper to some random person's house