off-topic-chat

[placid wagon]

already got it

[flint hollow]

havent seen spice and wolf

[worldly lark]

It really good

10/10 would recommend

[boreal pollen]

now you're making me want to open silksong again

off to beat final boss

again

for the fourth time

first try

[boreal pollen]

i'm sure this won't cause any problems

oh god i gave myself every map but it isn't filled out so there's so many gaps

i killed moss mother in 6 hits

[royal creek]

oh no

js object notation

get that away from me

[boreal pollen]

i managed to make myself unable to use silk skills

good thing this is user3 and not user1

because user1 is what my actual save is

i have 4 out of 5 abilities and max needle, full mapbut no silk skills

i just realised i can unkill phantom and do the fight again

save duplication goes crazy

[half creek]

That’s pretty crazy man

[placid wagon]

was there like an item that makes your melee attacks inflict fire or something?

just like the venom pouch but for melee

[plucky fiber]

heya quick question about idle skilling i did makethe spelunker dig deeper a few times but i don´t get any of the coins anymore to get a 2nd or even upgrade it how can i fix it without reseting the whole game somehow ?

[half creek]

there’s a multitude of items like that in sekiro

but tbh you don’t even need that just get good at parrying

and shinobi tools too I guess

Those are always handy

I started playing Mario and Luigi partners in time

it’s good

qtes are harder than superstar saga

[placid wagon]

also

is multibinder worth it?

i arleady got the rosaries

[half creek]

they don’t have that in sekiro

[placid wagon]

whats sekiro

wheres sekiro

[royal creek]

one derived from pairing 「隻」 "seki" (derived from sekiwan「隻腕」, meaning "one-armed") and 「狼」"ro" (meaning wolf)

you can find him with the wolves in wherever wolves may live in

[placid wagon]

huh

well i just beaten bellhart idk where that is tho

[royal creek]

anyways hows openutau

thingy

gave up?

[placid wagon]

yep

istg one day im gonna get a job and get vocaloid

[royal creek]

i no longer look at you the same way anymore

it would been wiser to get a physical instrument

[placid wagon]

...i have a keyboard

is that enough?

[royal creek]

whats ye specs

[placid wagon]

wym "specs"

you mean like my pc parts?

idk whatever my uncle gave me

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sekiro-video-game-moon-fields-gif-17684069

the one armed wolf

[placid wagon]

ok i dont rly know who that is

[half creek]

caessors knows his shit

[half creek]

a soulsborne

err

ok the genre of game is soulsborne

but that's just

[placid wagon]

do i look like a person to play those types of games?

[half creek]

the protagonist you play

you play easy little baby games

so i guess not

[placid wagon]

:(

i play hollow knight

[half creek]

ok..?

[placid wagon]

its not a little baby game

[half creek]

so how hard is it then

[placid wagon]

i keep dying

to red ants

they piss me off

[half creek]

sooo

ur just having a skill issuse

[placid wagon]

no i mean

yeah

i guess

[half creek]

noob

[sleek gyro]

.... can you blame the monster?

[neat lake]

If I were to buy a lottery ticket, and record the numbers and me burning the ticket with the intent of proving sigil magic real, and then the lottery numbers were actual winners, but the video wasn’t released to any observers until after that detail…
Forget the legality of the winnings, what energetically happens to “knots” like that?

[placid wagon]

i found gambling

no look

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/timing-good-timing-perfect-timing-the-office-gif-12086110

[final stratus]

do you guys knwo where the music sheet for idleon music is

[royal creek]

google knows his shit

[junior forge]

What cleff?

[half creek]

ragebaiting is my favorite past-time

[ornate geyser]

literally little baby game

it's so ultra baby

not even newborns would play it

[placid wagon]

Nuh uh ;3

[half creek]

jaqi must be like

a fetus or something

[junior forge]

Real

[half creek]

@placid wagon all 3 of us agree that you are a little baby or below

[ornate geyser]

not even a fetus

she's a fucking idea

a plan

a concern of middle aged parents

[sleek gyro]

that did motivate him in one way at least ahah

[urban yacht]

He gives you a tool if you beat him enough

[placid wagon]

Is it any good?

[urban yacht]

Yes
I used it until the very last boss

[placid wagon]

When can i start spitting poisonous chainsaws?

[urban yacht]

Did you unlock the grapple hook ability?

[placid wagon]

I got the poison part already

[placid wagon]

Nope

Im at last judge

Its before act 2 right?

[urban yacht]

Oh so after you beat him you will unlock an area where you can unlock the hook
You use that to reach an npc that will sell you the chainsaw

[placid wagon]

How much shards for 1 chainsaw use

If its 4 then are there shard farming items there?

[urban yacht]

Idr

[urban yacht]

Pretty sure it's a bit more than 4

[placid wagon]

Oh well

I hate farming shards

[urban yacht]

Fr

I gave up on farming them i just use tools when i happen to have them

[placid wagon]

Like i have a trap build rn with the spike thing from hartbell shop or something

Its pretty good at arenas

[urban yacht]

Yea especially the sands of karak one(don't worry about it for now just remember to explore blasted steps after getting the hook ability)

[placid wagon]

I hate blasted steps bc of the Like sudden wind powering up

But except for that its fun there

[urban yacht]

Same
Celeste made me learn to hate the wind

[half creek]

ts lowkey a bar

[ornate geyser]

im lowkey beating a horse rn

[urban yacht]

Is it dead?

[ornate geyser]

are u dead?

[urban yacht]

Idk am i

[ornate geyser]

yes

you are the horse

[urban yacht]

I knew i shouldn't have been horsing around

[half creek]

beating it how

[ornate geyser]

violnetly

[half creek]

why though

[placid wagon]

why

why

i know what that means

youre disgusting

[half creek]

dude

clearly Kuromi was just

beating that horse

[placid wagon]

it means jacking off if you translate it litelary to polish

[half creek]

very violently

[half creek]

no it dorsnt

you’re a freak for thinking that

[ornate geyser]

why is she gatekeeping horses

[placid wagon]

no it litelary means that

[ornate geyser]

lowkey

[placid wagon]

dont lie to me walt

[half creek]

hand to god

ten toes down

[ornate geyser]

why would u even say these things

you are such a freak yourself

[half creek]

I guess this is the real Jaqi that nobody sees

on some bay harbor butcher type shit

[ornate geyser]

fetus shenanigans

[placid wagon]

YOURE DISGUSTING

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-mahito-yuji-itadori-yuji-yuuji-gif-20475970

me and kuromi lowkey

[ornate geyser]

literally

she is so disgusting

for saying things like "jacking off"

[placid wagon]

YOU LITELARY SAID THAT

[ornate geyser]

and now the victim blaming

[placid wagon]

beating = bicie

[ornate geyser]

it's sad genuinely

[placid wagon]

bicie = walenie

horse = kon

[half creek]

Jaqi ur a horrible manipulator

[ornate geyser]

a jak powiesz ze bijesz konia to wiesz co to jeszcze znaczy

?

[placid wagon]

mam debiluw z klasy kturzy mi powiedzieli

[ornate geyser]

to jest

ruch w szachach

[placid wagon]

nie mam konia zeby go walic

[half creek]

ehh 6 or 7 times a day

[ornate geyser]

jak bijesz konia

a przed chwila szachy ogladalem akurat

[placid wagon]

stracilam obie konie w szachach

[ornate geyser]

cokolwiek to znaczy nie

[placid wagon]

nwn

[ornate geyser]

say that again walter

[placid wagon]

jesse means buisness

[half creek]

ehh 6 or 7 times a day

[ornate geyser]

bussy

[placid wagon]

good boy you listened

[ornate geyser]

no way she says good boy

[placid wagon]

:3

[ornate geyser]

after calling me disgusting

imma off myself

[placid wagon]

lmao dont

you didnt finish silksong yet

[ornate geyser]

im glad i will never play hollow knight

being a born human is genuinely a good feeling

[placid wagon]

FYM 😭

[ornate geyser]

shh it's alright

you are in good hands jaqi

[placid wagon]

WHOSE HANDS??????????

NOT YOURS CERTANTLY

[ornate geyser]

i mean

i wouldn't touch you

[half creek]

we need to eliminate whoever the hell thought up Jaqi

[ornate geyser]

you are a kid

i mean

[placid wagon]

shut up walter

[ornate geyser]

thought of a kid

still getting used to terminology

[half creek]

go to sleep like a good boy Jaqi it’s like

6 or 7 pm over there

[placid wagon]

actually its 8pm

idiot

[ornate geyser]

idk maybe 4 or only 1 person will understand ts

[placid wagon]

plus not a boy

[half creek]

right you’re a concept

slash idea

you’re tenderness

genderless

[ornate geyser]

you are such a good concept

[royal creek]

treble and bass

[ornate geyser]

oh my god

[royal creek]

PIANOO

[ornate geyser]

who's a good concept

yes you aree

[placid wagon]

youre almost right lmao

[half creek]

wait

say that again.

[ornate geyser]

cock

[royal creek]

specifically D

[half creek]

you and I have one

[royal creek]

i think

[half creek]

I have multiple

literally

[ornate geyser]

fellas is it wrong to cock

[placid wagon]

huh

[ornate geyser]

to balls

[royal creek]

what ye lads talking about

[ornate geyser]

scissors

[half creek]

chickens

[placid wagon]

theyre thinking of shooting up a school or something idk got lost

[ornate geyser]

im rapping up a storm

[royal creek]

connotation?

[half creek]

you’re doing what to a storm..?

[royal creek]

@placid wagon please send help

[placid wagon]

hes emineming it

[royal creek]

what are they talking about

[ornate geyser]

mythical ball knowledge required

[placid wagon]

no fucking idea

[ornate geyser]

genuinely

it's like

eldritch level knowledge

[placid wagon]

shaw

[ornate geyser]

ts is the type of knowledge

[half creek]

they don’t know they won’t know

they’ll never know

[ornate geyser]

that jaqi has never even seen

mostly because thoughts don't have eyes

but still

[placid wagon]

your english is not englishing

[ornate geyser]

scott cawthon is fucking dead

[half creek]

can thoughts think or are the thoughts all there is

[half creek]

who killed him

[ornate geyser]

it most certainly is

[ornate geyser]

epic ball knowledge

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/nanocurrency-nano-gif-23267251

[ornate geyser]

you were supposed to say something else

[placid wagon]

moss

yummers

[half creek]

that’s ball knowledge unbeknownst to even me

sorry

[ornate geyser]

hold on

[royal creek]

@placid wagon is ye fan of vocaloids

[ornate geyser]

imma knowledge you with my tongue

[placid wagon]

yeah??

[half creek]

don’t mind if I do

[royal creek]

are you by any chance tone deaf

[neat lake]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-king-gif-24584158

[ornate geyser]

deftones

[neat lake]

It doesn’t look like it

[placid wagon]

maybe?????

idk

[royal creek]

i will send you into a mental ward

[ornate geyser]

listen honey

you can send me a love letter

and i will read it 10 times

while fantasizing about you

[half creek]

If you’ve heard her breakcore that would answer your question

[ornate geyser]

and obsessing as fuck

[royal creek]

are you a girl?

[ornate geyser]

most certainly not

or am i?

[half creek]

definitely not

[royal creek]

mental ward it is

[ornate geyser]

i'm like the best boyfriend possible

for literally anyone

[placid wagon]

no youre not

[royal creek]

im not gay and im not interested

[ornate geyser]

or girlfriend

whatever you like

[ornate geyser]

stage 1 denial

[placid wagon]

youre so lonely istg

[royal creek]

i want to play with my toy cars in peace

[ornate geyser]

why not?

[half creek]

no he’s not

[ornate geyser]

no he's not

[half creek]

or maybe he is idk

[royal creek]

just wished i still had them

[ornate geyser]

or is he?

[half creek]

they know.

[placid wagon]

you said you were beating off like 5 mins ago 😭

[half creek]

it’s over

[placid wagon]

what

[half creek]

a horse an animal you moron

[ornate geyser]

oh good

does she ever learn

does ts even learn

at all

[placid wagon]

also means the same thing that cock means but instead of the other meaning being chicken its horse

[ornate geyser]

has jaqi ever seen an animal?

[placid wagon]

i has 2 cats

[ornate geyser]

that's quite unlikely no?

[placid wagon]

also my little brother

[ornate geyser]

yeah but irl

[half creek]

what’s a cat

[ornate geyser]

not imagination

[placid wagon]

i can send u picks of them

[ornate geyser]

pickles

[half creek]

what’s a picks

[ornate geyser]

wanna know a fun fact guy

[half creek]

sure

[ornate geyser]

i had a gf

why did i say it?

[half creek]

me too

I got ghosted

[ornate geyser]

i don't know

[royal creek]

is she hot

[ornate geyser]

oh man

[half creek]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[ornate geyser]

i'm not w her anymore

[ornate geyser]

i got ghosted once too

[royal creek]

but is she still hot

[half creek]

she was a minor

[ornate geyser]

with a friend that i knew for over a year

[royal creek]

or was she hot

[ornate geyser]

based?>

[half creek]

no no

[ornate geyser]

perhaps

[half creek]

your girlfriend was a minor

[royal creek]

that makes her an adult i guess?

[ornate geyser]

oh

[half creek]

durrr

[ornate geyser]

yeah

[royal creek]

did her age regress

[half creek]

actually wait shit she was a minor

[ornate geyser]

yeah

[placid wagon]

look kitty

[half creek]

she was 1 month older than me at the time

[placid wagon]

also what the hell are you talking about now

walter

[half creek]

so I was the victim of her grooming

[ornate geyser]

i would beat the shit out of it

[ornate geyser]

i recently flirted with a 19 years old girl

[placid wagon]

...thanks?

[ornate geyser]

i mean not necessarily flirted

more of a situationship

[placid wagon]

arent you 16 or smth

[ornate geyser]

for like 2 months

[half creek]

he’s a grown ass man

[ornate geyser]

i'm half a year off 18

[half creek]

with a grown man job

[ornate geyser]

but okay

[half creek]

durr

[placid wagon]

anyways kitty 2

[royal creek]

makes you 17

[ornate geyser]

saddam hussein cat

[ornate geyser]

yeah

she's fucking hot

oh wait

she was 20

not 19

[half creek]

is it worth it

[ornate geyser]

even better

[placid wagon]

he was conceived 18 years ago tho

[ornate geyser]

what worth what

[royal creek]

oh

[placid wagon]

unless he comes from a lab

[royal creek]

thats a he?

[half creek]

idk man

[placid wagon]

he LITELARY SAID HES BEATING HIS MEAT

[ornate geyser]

i never said that

[half creek]

Jaqi are you still going on about that

[royal creek]

i dont think

[half creek]

he was talking about horses

[royal creek]

its allowed to be mentioned here

this is a family friendly server

[ornate geyser]

i never said it

!!!

she's victim blaming

because she hates me

[placid wagon]

isnt dc like 13+

[ornate geyser]

delusional kangel ahh girl

[ornate geyser]

16 btw

for us

so technically

[placid wagon]

i love needy streamer overload

[ornate geyser]

i have all the right

to obliterate you

keep guard

lil guy

[ornate geyser]

my second girl was a kangel lover

at the time even i liked it some

[royal creek]

whos dc

[half creek]

why does she keep taking the bait like a good little concept

[placid wagon]

i have a friend obssesed with her

[royal creek]

oh discord

[placid wagon]

batman idk

[royal creek]

no one cares actually

[ornate geyser]

it was all good w her till she died

[royal creek]

they enforce the rules to make it family friendly

[half creek]

what

[placid wagon]

how????

lemme guess

[royal creek]

t bag time?

[placid wagon]

did she do the same thing kaangel did

[ornate geyser]

she was sick

sepsis

[half creek]

we didn’t need to know that

[placid wagon]

i thought she smoked weed in public

[ornate geyser]

oh okay

[royal creek]

how many girlfriends did you have

[half creek]

like actually

[ornate geyser]

lemme count

uh like 4

or so

mby 5

[placid wagon]

rookie numbers

[ornate geyser]

don't you touch yourself to animals perchance

please don't tlak to me

freak

[half creek]

wow

[royal creek]

why

[ornate geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751902876086829126/1040045386280214638/caption-7.gif

[royal creek]

were they like internet friends

[placid wagon]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT ASSUMPTION FROM :SOB:

[royal creek]

or actual physical ones

[ornate geyser]

wdym why

[royal creek]

most people have 1 or 2 or rarely 3

[ornate geyser]

well

only one wasn't internet one

[half creek]

cause Kuromi is mentally unhinged

[royal creek]

but 5 is an absurd amount

[ornate geyser]

i live in the worst part of the poland

[placid wagon]

podlasie

[ornate geyser]

where no one comes close

[royal creek]

oh god its polish

[ornate geyser]

no

[placid wagon]

uhhh

[royal creek]

scatter

[placid wagon]

no idea

[ornate geyser]

https://tenor.com/tMZAr6OpySs.gif

[ornate geyser]

szczecin

[placid wagon]

yk im polish too lmao

[ornate geyser]

not a single soul lives here

[placid wagon]

ikr

except my cousin

but i think hes dead anyways

[ornate geyser]

also not really

[royal creek]

too mentally ill to inflict any sort of harm

[ornate geyser]

relationships last different time

[royal creek]

so you are fineee

[placid wagon]

absolutely not

[placid wagon]

whats ur longest one?

[ornate geyser]

4 months

she broke up w me

like 3 motnhs ago

[placid wagon]

gulp

sry for your loss boss

or jesse

or walter

[ornate geyser]

it's alright

[placid wagon]

idk i forgot

[ornate geyser]

i got upset after that

but like what can i do

i ain't gonna force anyone to like me

and she said things like she hurt me etc

can't even be sure what's my fault

mentally ill girls are so hard to communicate with

[royal creek]

the longest lasting one is your late gf?

[placid wagon]

youre talking to me rn tho

[ornate geyser]

yea

[ornate geyser]

exactly

proving my point

[placid wagon]

youre mean :(

[ornate geyser]

then i had the situationship

in like july

end of june

[royal creek]

you and jaqi should meet up and kiss

[ornate geyser]

for a month or so

[ornate geyser]

definitely not

[royal creek]

you both live in poland

i think

[ornate geyser]

i would genuinely kiss a guy just to not touch her

[royal creek]

travel to a meet up at a destination and date

[ornate geyser]

and i'm not even gay

she's a fucking child bro

what are u on

[royal creek]

oh

[ornate geyser]

she's like 3

or 4

[placid wagon]

was about to start screaming

[royal creek]

i forgot about that

[placid wagon]

but yeah ur right

[royal creek]

wait till shes at the legal age i guess?

[ornate geyser]

wait

jaqi are u 15

or 14

[royal creek]

or at a morally acceptable one

[placid wagon]

15

[ornate geyser]

15 is legal age

it's joever

[placid wagon]

in poland yeah

[royal creek]

date date date

[placid wagon]

NO

[ornate geyser]

no

she's weird

[royal creek]

booo

[placid wagon]

youre wierd

[royal creek]

you are weird too so you lads are a perfect match

[ornate geyser]

the difference is that i'm acting

[placid wagon]

im martwodupna tho

[royal creek]

its weird to act weird so no difference

[ornate geyser]

i'm just getting on this chat's lvl

[placid wagon]

stop belliteling me idiot

[ornate geyser]

and she starts talking about shi like jacking off for no reason

[royal creek]

wanna talk about philosophy?

[ornate geyser]

then calls me a freak

[placid wagon]

ggg over here

[ornate geyser]

depends

i don't mind it entirely

[placid wagon]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss, did your gf teach you that??

[ornate geyser]

nah

i taught her that

baby girl

[placid wagon]

or is it the reason she left you?

[ornate geyser]

idk why she left me

idc

i'm over that

[royal creek]

didnt she die

[ornate geyser]

not that one

[royal creek]

oh

[ornate geyser]

for future reference

[royal creek]

also

[ornate geyser]

the one that lasted longest and latest

is called Maya

[royal creek]

why ye have internet gfs

[placid wagon]

wait if im legal age is it still right to scream pedophile when some1 filrts with me in public

[ornate geyser]

because my parents don't allow me anything at all

and i don't like girls in real life

[half creek]

what’s going on now

[ornate geyser]

i like to say that

[half creek]

ok wow

[ornate geyser]

the type of girls i like

doesn't go out

[royal creek]

its called sexual harassment

no its not the correct term

[ornate geyser]

literally 0% chance of happening

[royal creek]

lecher is more appropriate

[ornate geyser]

it would mean someone is attracted to you

[half creek]

you’re too gross to catcall Jaqi

[placid wagon]

i hate yall ngl

[ornate geyser]

love you too darling

[royal creek]

i hate myself too so no worries

[half creek]

who doesn’t

[royal creek]

rich kids

[half creek]

you’re right

[placid wagon]

why dont i get pinged from ur messages but i get pinged from kuromi's

[royal creek]

those whose demands are always fulfilled

[half creek]

he’s polite like that

[royal creek]

and specifically them

[royal creek]

thanks

[ornate geyser]

yap yap yap

[royal creek]

its mainly due to muscle memory that i have acquired from a now nuked server

[placid wagon]

like lemme show u

[half creek]

You can turn the @ off you moron

[placid wagon]

no but i want to get pinged for anything yall respond too

[royal creek]

why is that

[ornate geyser]

attention seeking

[placid wagon]

idk you tell me

[royal creek]

is it the notification sound effect?

[ornate geyser]

kangel ahh girl

[half creek]

I remember I used to attention seek as a little boy

[placid wagon]

dont fucking compare me to her

[royal creek]

i dont know about you but i had all applications muted

except for media

[half creek]

didn’t know Jaqi was still at that age

[placid wagon]

im litelary an addult

and i got to highschool

lmao

[ornate geyser]

im comparing u to u

[half creek]

ur a freshman

wait

im a senior

you better watch out Jaqi

[placid wagon]

fucking gojo over here

[half creek]

Nobody gets past super senior Augimas while he’s on patrol

[placid wagon]

😭

[ornate geyser]

i do

[royal creek]

you are calling yourself old

[ornate geyser]

you are a good boy augimas

[half creek]

thanks man

[placid wagon]

yeah walter youre a good boy

[ornate geyser]

unlike certain someone

[half creek]

shut up cornball

[royal creek]

me?

[ornate geyser]

favourite internet angel girl

[ornate geyser]

no, you are scissors

[royal creek]

thanks

[placid wagon]

wondering if youre that good at ragebaiting or im bipolar

[half creek]

both..?

[ornate geyser]

you are just such a good thought

[royal creek]

i really expected someone to say that when i made this username

[ornate geyser]

literally i would dream about you

just for you to exist

[placid wagon]

huh

[half creek]

I would have a nightmare of you and do my best to forget

[ornate geyser]

two sides

[ornate geyser]

did anyone call you that

[royal creek]

never in 2 years till now

[placid wagon]

oh yeah when i read your name i just think of the jojo character

[ornate geyser]

you are such good scissors

[royal creek]

thanks

[placid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[half creek]

Kakyoin ?

ooooh

[ornate geyser]

CEEEASAR

of course

[placid wagon]

fellow jojo nerds over here

[ornate geyser]

it's jojo fixated internet angel girl

ultra femcel

ball

[half creek]

everybody steer clear

[royal creek]

https://tenor.com/view/noriaki-kakyoin-emerauld-splash-hierophant-green-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-15805265

[placid wagon]

i watched it ONCE

[worthy geyser]

can someone please help me summon kingdoot in pizza 1 need mage ant archer please help

[royal creek]

can i be the mage

[placid wagon]

go to general

[ornate geyser]

#party-finder-👪

#idleon-gen-chat

any of these

[half creek]

yeah

[placid wagon]

this chat is 100% not that game

[half creek]

I hope mods don’t see this conversation

[placid wagon]

i forgot what server i am in

[ornate geyser]

if parents forget about jaqi

what does happen to ts

[placid wagon]

funny thing i dont live with my parrents

[half creek]

transfers to whoever else remembers ts I guess

[royal creek]

we should flood this channel

[ornate geyser]

i see why

[placid wagon]

and i see why your gf left you

[royal creek]

flood it with jojo?

[half creek]

that’s mean man

[ornate geyser]

i'm good with it

[half creek]

Jaqi I thought you were better than this

[placid wagon]

hes mean to me

[ornate geyser]

but honestly

i said that i see why you don't live your parents

because i genuinely thought that maybe you were abused

and i wouldn't ever in life wish for you to go through it

[placid wagon]

i hate you

[ornate geyser]

as i myself went through such hardships

no joke rn

[placid wagon]

yes wow you guessed good job

[ornate geyser]

twins

[half creek]

triplets*

[placid wagon]

now, how do i beat the last judge?

[ornate geyser]

i remember crying at night every weekend 🤩

[half creek]

oof

[ornate geyser]

mmm i love when my alcohol infused parents hit me

[placid wagon]

i still have belt marks on my back

[half creek]

I’m not talking about this anymore

[royal creek]

@half creek this actually resembles a conversation i had with an old schoolmate when i was 14

[half creek]

let’s just move on

[royal creek]

this is funny

its like an exact reenactment

[ornate geyser]

i don't have anything

[placid wagon]

yeah so how do i beat the oversized bug

[half creek]

amazing

[ornate geyser]

except trauma

[placid wagon]

i have that and more

ok so

last judge?

how do i beat this fat bug

[ornate geyser]

why this 🥷 look like polnareff

[half creek]

how about something that isn’t silksong

[half creek]

he kinda looks like that one street fighter character too

[ornate geyser]

this is literally tekken btw

[half creek]

and a mix of ken?

[ornate geyser]

i mean

[placid wagon]

silksong is the only game i played since i got it

[ornate geyser]

the game has collab with tekken

[ornate geyser]

cuz u are weird

[placid wagon]

weather report?

[half creek]

play katana zero

[ornate geyser]

so called free thinkers when they can just crack a game with zero consequences

to both them and the studio that made game

[royal creek]

im looking at paradox dev studio

[half creek]

pirating is good

[royal creek]

hoi4 specifically

[ornate geyser]

what was paradox

oh

this shit

[placid wagon]

idk how to

[ornate geyser]

want a tutorial?

[royal creek]

city skylines 1 has anti piracy measures

[ornate geyser]

i can get u 99% of the games

[half creek]

don’t bother

[placid wagon]

nty

[half creek]

Jaqi gets sugar daddy treatment

[royal creek]

teach me your polish ways

[placid wagon]

NO I DONT

SHUT UP

[ornate geyser]

do u ask genuinely

or just for the giggles

[placid wagon]

become a femboy like kuromi

[royal creek]

meh i could always look it up online or try to cross reference

[ornate geyser]

you act more like a femboy than me

[royal creek]

jaqi is a waman

[placid wagon]

im intersex bassicly a femboy

[royal creek]

tomboy

[placid wagon]

kinda idrc

[ornate geyser]

last time i heard you were a girl

im too old for this

[placid wagon]

yeah found out about that when my mom told me

when i didnt see her for 3 months

anyways its not important

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-hatsune-washing-machine-gif-4863029126409914383

[ornate geyser]

btw

better things to talk about than jaqi

so she will dissipate

if u forget about her

i recently benched 105

[placid wagon]

kilograms?

[ornate geyser]

yeah

[placid wagon]

strong

you could pick up my obese friend from school

[ornate geyser]

i could almost pick half of you

[half creek]

oh

I remembered

[placid wagon]

you can pick up 2 of me actually

[ornate geyser]

yeah no

only half

[half creek]

I have wrestling starting again in November

[placid wagon]

yeah yes

2 of me

[ornate geyser]

half of you

[half creek]

I need to get stronger

[placid wagon]

elaborate

[half creek]

Kuromi probably gets it

[ornate geyser]

gets what

ohh right

you had that guy to beat right

[placid wagon]

who are you beating up?

[royal creek]

november

[ornate geyser]

what was his name? penny hiss?

or soemthing like that

[royal creek]

you just reminded me of my dreaded examinations that spans 3 months

[half creek]

oh my god

[royal creek]

how could you have done this to me

[half creek]

wrestling the fucking sport

in my school

and the practices

[royal creek]

my happy zone is gone

[half creek]

they’re kinda hard

[ornate geyser]

i'm hard too

[half creek]

only for you

[royal creek]

connotation

please

i beg

[ornate geyser]

beg like a good boy you are

[placid wagon]

ceazar ur like the most calm person here

[half creek]

no I am

[placid wagon]

shut up walter

[ornate geyser]

blatant lie

[half creek]

errr

[ornate geyser]

i'm genuinely disappointed with jaqi

[placid wagon]

WHY

[ornate geyser]

resorting to lying is not the way

but whatever helps u cope ig

[placid wagon]

HUH?????

[half creek]

that’s just the way the cookie crumbles

[ornate geyser]

great chinese wall crumbled because of jaqi's lies

that shit is not for beginners

[royal creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizzare-adventure-rohan-kishibe-i-refuse-gif-26066583

[placid wagon]

kuromi why all you must do is ragebait?

[ornate geyser]

i'm not?

[placid wagon]

yes you are?

[ornate geyser]

you literally prove my point

by lying

[placid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

i hate you

[half creek]

hate is a strong word

[ornate geyser]

how many times have i heard it already?

[placid wagon]

i know

[placid wagon]

like 3 times atleast

[ornate geyser]

you can do better than that

my child

all i wish is for you to have a bright future

and succed

[placid wagon]

dont call me your child 😭

[royal creek]

love is a weak concept today

[ornate geyser]

it's alright my child

i know you will get better than that

sooner or later

shall you be the person you longed to be

and i'll be there to support you in your hardships

let me be a help to you

a support

[placid wagon]

huh

whats a hard ship

arent all ships hard

[ornate geyser]

it's okay my child

you'll get it later

[royal creek]

subjective

[placid wagon]

the inflatable ones arent ships tho

[royal creek]

paper boats

[half creek]

I’m lonely

[ornate geyser]

perhaps jaqi isn't the intellectual one i was supposed to help

[royal creek]

we have society to blame for it

[placid wagon]

im playing dumb lmao

[ornate geyser]

ryan gosling

[placid wagon]

cant you see it

[ornate geyser]

genuinely?

you just act like all the time

so i can't be sure, sorry

[royal creek]

@placid wagon you used an english voice bank without learning the normal thingi

[half creek]

Yeah

[placid wagon]

shut up

utau is fucked up

[half creek]

who’s utau

[ornate geyser]

i'd beat a horse rn

[royal creek]

its mostly on the user's

[half creek]

I want to beat a horse

[royal creek]

trust me

horses are strong as hell

[half creek]

not if i

[urban yacht]

Imagine playing dumb smh(I'm dumb without playing)

[half creek]

beat it

[royal creek]

one kick from the back

is enough to break your bones

[ornate geyser]

the horse of infinite wisdom please tell me if i should skip the work today and goon

https://tenor.com/dum7LsbMmmx.gif

[urban yacht]

Nuh uh

[placid wagon]

you dont have a job

[ornate geyser]

neither do you

[half creek]

me too

[ornate geyser]

but i worked atleast

[royal creek]

in my country

17 year olds can work

[placid wagon]

i worked as a cashier in the summer

[half creek]

no you didn’t

[placid wagon]

you can start working in poland since 15

[placid wagon]

yes i did

[half creek]

I bet everyone skipped your aisle

[ornate geyser]

that's not true btw

just for future reference

[placid wagon]

im pretty sure its true???

[urban yacht]

In my country
12 yr olds can work

[royal creek]

what is this

the olden days?

[half creek]

child labor

[ornate geyser]

you are like 4 anyway

so you couldn't either way

[placid wagon]

youre like 6

[ornate geyser]

or 7

[half creek]

6 or 7 I suppose

[placid wagon]

I HATE YALL 😭

[urban yacht]

6 7

[royal creek]

i call 6 9

[ornate geyser]

it would be so cool if jaqi was a human

lowkey

[placid wagon]

i am a human

[half creek]

I would hate to share the same species as Jaqi

[urban yacht]

Nuh uh

[ornate geyser]

projecting again

what if

jaqi is actually

a CLANKER

[placid wagon]

NO

[ornate geyser]

CLANKUH

[half creek]

would make sense

[placid wagon]

NUH UH

[ornate geyser]

CLANKER

[urban yacht]

Tin skin

[half creek]

dirty wire back hiding among us

[placid wagon]

ISTG

cant have MD pfp without getting called a clanker 😭

[half creek]

your computer god isn’t here to save you

[urban yacht]

Shush little oil drinker

[ornate geyser]

i'm pretty sure not a single person here even knows about your pfp

[half creek]

I wish I didn’t

[ornate geyser]

you are just clankerous

[urban yacht]

Nah ik murder drones

[ornate geyser]

shut up gaso

[placid wagon]

augimas is a clanker too

[ornate geyser]

you are a disgrace to parents

[half creek]

no im not

see what we have here

[placid wagon]

yes you are

[ornate geyser]

augimas is certified NOT a clanker

[half creek]

is equal to an animal being backed into a corner

willing to say anything just to survive

[ornate geyser]

hello it's national geographic here

[urban yacht]

Would you call mecha sonic a clanker tho??

[ornate geyser]

we will show you jaqi today

[placid wagon]

he is a clanker tho

[royal creek]

i watched some videos

and came back

[placid wagon]

hollowknightaholic

[ornate geyser]

playing hollow knight is an equivalent of having no friends

ever

[half creek]

oof

[placid wagon]

i have friends :3

[urban yacht]

Fuckyou

[ornate geyser]

blatant lie

[half creek]

no wonder I’m lonely

[royal creek]

which one

[ornate geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-silly-seal-ponsuke-seal-tongue-gif-25839635

[royal creek]

1 or 2

[ornate geyser]

both

[urban yacht]

Doesn't help that I'm playing gacha games

[half creek]

it doesn’t

[ornate geyser]

it's not just that you play gacha games

[royal creek]

which

[placid wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzrDozejcbU @ornate geyser Is it true i never saw one

[ornate geyser]

it's that you play shit games

[royal creek]

i will judge you heavily

[half creek]

no

[ornate geyser]

were you hit with a metal pole as a child

[urban yacht]

Yes

[placid wagon]

yes?

[urban yacht]

All of them

[placid wagon]

maybe?

idk

u pick

[ornate geyser]

makes sense

[half creek]

I’m bored of ragebaiting

[placid wagon]

you didnt ragebait anyone tho

[royal creek]

tell

its impossible to play all at once

its gacha overdose

[urban yacht]

I have like 7 in my phone alone rn

[ornate geyser]

cock

[royal creek]

i have more

[half creek]

You

[royal creek]

and i only touch 1 semi regularly

[placid wagon]

that was kuromi you cant ragebait me

[urban yacht]

[royal creek]

NO WAY LEAF BLOWER REVOLUTION

[ornate geyser]

what a shit game in the middle

[royal creek]

HELL YEA

[placid wagon]

pokemon

[ornate geyser]

not even common ball knowledge

this shi is more popular than u thinkl

[ornate geyser]

i never ragebaited u lmao

[royal creek]

i have 999 qd gems in that game

[placid wagon]

ok

[ornate geyser]

you are just delusional af

[royal creek]

because i accidentally hacked it in

[ornate geyser]

ocd hitting in or something

bpd maybe

[urban yacht]

I gave up shortly after reaching floor 100 in the pyramid

[half creek]

She did say she was bipolar

[urban yacht]

Haven't played it in a year

[placid wagon]

i said i might be

[royal creek]

sad

[ornate geyser]

ah self-diagnosed

lovely

[royal creek]

i gave up after i accidentally hacked the thingy

but i did get to the slime journey part legitimately

[placid wagon]

no, just a speculation

also i dont think i act like one

[placid wagon]

did someone tell you everything about me

what the fuck

[ornate geyser]

no u just act like average kangel lover girl

[half creek]

What’s bpd

[ornate geyser]

borderline

[half creek]

Oh

[placid wagon]

how do you immediatly know who i am

[ornate geyser]

literally average kuromi my melody valorant league of legends misa amane death note goth alt kangel sh girl has borderline

self diagnosed at it