#off-topic-chat

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half shell
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you cant even tell skill from cheats anymore

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mfs are playing like its final destination

royal creek
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because i lurk only in hightower

half shell
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i got tricked by a dude pretending to use spin bot

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as a sniper

royal creek
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spin bot is just a term

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not an actual cheat function

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its there for funnies nowadays

prime helm
half shell
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ill leave this here

royal creek
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what are you saying

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there is no function for making the camera look upwards?

prime helm
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Damn

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I thought there was

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It’s been so long since I’ve fucked around with the console

half shell
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unpopular opinion

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but

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i think skyrim's daedric armor is the best

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looking

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in all of the elder scrolls games

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this in my opinion is the best looking one

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better than this

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i like the oni style of morrowind

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but idk man

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daggerfall is just.

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its red

prime helm
sudden nest
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Yooooo

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I need help

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What’s the easiest way to gets pulls in hsr

prime helm
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Idk

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I don’t play gambling addictions

sudden nest
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Isn’t idelon one?

prime helm
sudden nest
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But like, there’s so much rng in it

prime helm
sudden nest
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You make a fair point

hasty snow
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!chopchart

gloomy doveBOT
hasty snow
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oops sorry

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missclicked chat

prime helm
# gloomy dove

Looking at this make me realize that I’m unoptimized so fucking hard I need to be studied by scientists on how I game

royal creek
half shell
royal creek
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ok

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it is called it then

half shell
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mmm

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i dont like it

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name it something else instead actually

leaden pond
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greg.

half shell
placid wagon
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i made some funny doodles cuz i was bored

novel flax
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Idk why the first couple ones gave me the binding of Isaac vibes

paper sequoia
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what happened jan 2024 on maplestory wtf

junior forge
quaint stirrup
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mtg players is this a good mana curve

half creek
half shell
median flare
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!catchchart

gloomy doveBOT
topaz shoal
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If I lose it all, slip and fall, would you laugh at me?

pine pewter
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Wher

novel flax
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Perfect loaf

pine pewter
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Omaigoto its loafo doggo

sudden owl
half shell
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yes i would

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i fuckin would

topaz shoal
urban yacht
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Naaaah 🥀🥀🥀

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(forgor to equip yuzuha with a w-engine btw)

topaz shoal
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Its a song titled The Rumbling

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I expected bettwr of you

ripe brook
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HOLY SHIT

spring cosmos
# quaint stirrup mtg players is this a good mana curve

Depends on the format, and the deck. Looks a little top heavy, and would maybe cut some 8+/3/4 cost for a couple 2 mana cards to fill the curve. But again, depends on the format and what the deck is doing (would even consider cutting some 1 cost for 2 cost cards)

serene blade
quaint stirrup
royal creek
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so adorable

serene blade
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She's an adorable lil' terrorist child.

urban yacht
topaz shoal
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Kleein bottle

serene blade
# urban yacht

Hoping to see more of these over the next few weeks, and hoping artist interest in Alice doesn't wane like it does for too many of the other characters like her.

narrow scarab
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would you guys come to my funeral if no wi-fi provided

placid wagon
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i got mobile data

narrow scarab
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what if there are no cell phone towers nearby as wellIdleHMMMM

placid wagon
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i got memes on my phone

narrow scarab
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pre download it huh

placid wagon
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yes

gaunt citrus
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Guys anyone know what IDLEON content to make [im not advertising pls don’t ban me]

placid wagon
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play dont shoot the puppy

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its like a so much better game

placid wagon
placid wagon
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me when i finds evils burger

novel flax
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blows up burgir with mind

placid wagon
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my fucking burgers 😭"

royal creek
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now im scared

river aurora
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Hi

royal creek
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hallo

urban yacht
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Chat
Ts bad luck or good luck 🥀

royal creek
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explain

river aurora
royal creek
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sleepy

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ye?

river aurora
fervent marsh
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What did you think of the new class?

topaz shoal
narrow scarab
topaz shoal
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I'll bring a jar of mayo

junior forge
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I'll bring arcane

novel flax
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I'll bring 🐟

half creek
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I’ll bring bigboy1
bigboy2 bigboy3 bigboy4 bigboy4 bigboy5

obsidian crown
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Is it really that hard for people to know when to use “your” and “you’re “

junior forge
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yore wrong we totally can

narrow scarab
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ur wrong but im not

half creek
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yeah

topaz shoal
serene blade
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Basically walking into his mouth to cast this.

prime helm
royal creek
serene blade
placid wagon
serene blade
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In my case, my brain just fucking sucks.

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Atomos.

narrow scarab
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yea thats the name

serene blade
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Top of the barrier tower.

narrow scarab
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i used to play ff 5 in my game boys, good ol days

serene blade
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Doing a fiesta run, as it's the season.

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Glad you asked.

narrow scarab
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i also like the job dragon was it?

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u can just spam jump skill and cheese some bosses

serene blade
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Basically, it's a challenge run of FFV. A bot was made to spit out jobs that you're allowed to use.

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Depending on what rules you select, you can be given a different variety pool to pull jobs from.

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"Help" tab at the top can explain a lot more.

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The gist is you get a job at every crystal when you first get its shards. You must use those jobs only to beat the game.

narrow scarab
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jump skill from dragon class at the right time, u can dodge bosses that like to spam powerful skill at the right time

serene blade
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So when you get to the wind crystal and have, say, black mage, everyone is a black mage until the water crystal. Then you go to the website and bug the bot for your next job, say it gives... Time Mage. Now you need to compose a party of at least 1 black mage and 1 time mage, with the other two being either/or.

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Get to the fire crystal, gives you ranger. You gotta wait until you get the Black Chocobo, but when you do, party has to have 1 ranger, black mage, and time mage. Final person can be any of the three.

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And obviously, earth job. Dragoon, now you need one of them, and one of the other three at all times. No doubling back up (for regular rules).

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When you beat NeoExdeath, you get an image of the fading death and submit it, and the bot will accept it and let you do another run.

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It's in the interest of raising charity money each year.

narrow scarab
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holy its pretty complicated

serene blade
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However, no money is necessary to deal with the fjf. What charity they're working with changes year by year, you can check if you want to donate to their stuff and what it goes towards before any of that. They ask if you use the job bank to change a job you just really don't like because it's hampering your progress too hard (berserkers are famous for this), to chip into the donation pool, but it doesn't appear to be required.

narrow scarab
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but it sound kinda fun

serene blade
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Nah. Get to crystal, ask for job, get job, use only those jobs (and their abilities).

narrow scarab
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its like a speedrun challenge

serene blade
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A lot of people find enjoyment in it. There are some known for doing dozens of runs of the fiesta during the donation period.

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Yeah, they even speedrun it.

narrow scarab
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very noice

serene blade
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The season starts off with four prominent heads within the community that have been playing. This is usually elmagus and yagamoth, and two others I don't recall sadly.

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Yagamoth is known for single character single job challenges during the fiesta.

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Has an insane amount of knowledge about the game and has instant recall on most of it.

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elmagus knows a lot, as well as a lot of the surrounding lore about translations, how the game came to be, and stuff like that.

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They also don't mind if you play on the SNES, GBA, or PR versions.

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You can play on the mobile version, but have fun obtaining that if you didn't already have it prior to delisting for the PRs.

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And also just, ew.

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Joining the fiesta used to need to be on twitter, then bluesky, and then the dude realized "fuck that" and just let you attach stuff to the website and roll shit on there.

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You can still do so on the other two platforms I think, but it's not required anymore, or it may be defunct because of tiring pressures of people being stupid with their platforms.

narrow scarab
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lol i see

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are there also leaderboard for top players and speedrun?

serene blade
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Not on the website as far as I can tell. It tracks the players and what their jobs are for everyone to see for their current run, as well as past runs, and if you did any of the two superbosses.

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Nothing about the speed though, unless the timer is in the screenshot. Maybe they have something somewhere on a discord, but I don't join things like that generally.

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Most people just track themselves, as comparing to one another on speed is harder unless you're pulling the same exact jobs on some run as one another.

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Player page has anything else like that you might want to see. You can even see the screenshots for yourself if you wanted.

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Look there I am.

topaz shoal
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Rectangular awkward hurt
a million controvert never undressing sneer
blue therapy fall inside
father dethrone applied
guillotine apprehensive engineer

swift yew
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@prime helm quick comment about your meme.
Im pretty sure you dont play with children. Afaik its split up into children / adults for servers..
well.. "adults"

swift yew
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as far as i know

prime helm
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And also I call them children cause anytime I play any Roblox game everyone acts like a child

swift yew
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see thats 100% valid

prime helm
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I got called a cheater for having GAME SENSE

swift yew
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how could you! dont you know their parents work for nintendo

prime helm
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What’s nintendo gonna do?

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Brick my switch 1 that’s already falling apart?

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That’ll just be another lawsuit nintendo would have to deal with

swift yew
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im afraid they dont care

topaz shoal
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Cesar Vialpando

placid wagon
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i love drawing

earnest escarp
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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS!
Can You please advise me wtf2do with lava?

Bought the last event pack (with the deer)
Got nothing
No extra chest loot
No green blue gems
I sent him many mails.
Like one every 2 days.
No reply.
Sent my char name
Picturez from google play(proof of pucharse)

Nothing.

First mail was sent 31 days ago

PS. Also same strory on valentains day pack. No recomoensation for lost spins. Come on lava. That was paid for.

How tf i can get those items
Something for the lost x10 spins
Something for the lost x10 chest tries.
HOW DO I GET HELP HERR?
🙂
Sorry. This rly got me annoyed . Twice This happened.

So. Good people. How do i get that persons attention?

placid wagon
earnest escarp
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I paid thou

raven fox
earnest escarp
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1/2.2rd of a minimal wages days earning

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@near wharf can You like... Come here and fiz this mess. Its been more than a month

earnest escarp
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Mail from surkam

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Sirkamil1986

earnest escarp
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Look. I been polite and patinet for over a month

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Tine to fix this. Shame.

placid wagon
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just contact his email smh

half creek
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This guy said “hello fellow humans” hes definitely an alien trying to kill us all

neat lake
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At this point, after originally declaring he would NEVER make his purchases psychological and predatory, there’s not much you can expect at having thrown money into a fire

-# ||Idleon Null Nightmare||

weak cave
earnest escarp
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@weak cave point is i love this game. I was here (with tine off) from the start. I want to @near wharf keep the cash.
Thatz a cool game. I spend like.... to much wnerwia month

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But events

neat lake
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It’s one thing to shift your economic model as you grow and develop

It’s another to be spiteful along the way

earnest escarp
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They are fked.

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I agree

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Spitefull is bad

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Listen

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Valentains. Same shit. No refund for missed 10 spins (rest adres by him)
It has been more than (40?) Days if panience and being polite

royal creek
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cereal box

earnest escarp
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Now i just want him to fix what is broke. Money was taken. Transacion was made.
He delivers. I pay.

royal creek
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lava is a food delivery lad?

half shell
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this is alloved on roblox???

royal creek
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i dont understand the memes of today

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makes no sense why of all times

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why now

leaden pond
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jajajajaja

half shell
slender spruce
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This doesn’t feel the same

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It’s dead. It doesn’t give me vibes… and It’s dead!

half shell
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idleon?

slender spruce
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Yes GuyMontag

half shell
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the discord or the game

royal creek
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the discord seems dead

dapper furnace
half shell
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i agree vith kavai foods

royal creek
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i just opened discord to see this

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i dont know

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what to think of this

dapper furnace
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purely for gaming

strange harness
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32gb of ram is fine but even if you want 64gb you’d be better with a 2 stick setup

dapper furnace
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yeah I was thinking to go for overkill because I have the budget to do so

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I wanted a second SSD the same 4TB one

strange harness
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Usually you’d use your first drive for windows and a second one for your storage

dapper furnace
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but again like you say it is fine to just have that one and reduce volume

dapper furnace
strange harness
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I mean if you wanted to use 2 drives I think it would make more sense functionally to get like 1TB/6TB for example

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Or a 1/8

dapper furnace
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but I don't need 4TB for just on OS happytroll
I will reduce it to at least 1/8th of the size of the SSD that should be enough

strange harness
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I would use a 1TB drive for your Windows / OS Drive and then a big one for your storage

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And then use a 2 stick RAM set

dapper furnace
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I think just doing a Disk Partition is fine no?

strange harness
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Wdym

dapper furnace
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basically this

half shell
strange harness
stable knoll
dapper furnace
strange harness
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That defeats the purpose of having an OS drive.

dapper furnace
half shell
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vhats up

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hov you been

strange harness
royal creek
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interesting

dapper furnace
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Yes I understand that. I wasn't being wise in my thought process

half shell
royal creek
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im not intresting

dapper furnace
half shell
stable knoll
strange harness
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Some mobos will disable sata ports if you have m.2s taken up too

dapper furnace
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I see

strange harness
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And using multiple m.2s can reduce the speeds

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Because they usually share the same buses

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Besides ram and storage the build looks fine, PSU might be a tad overkill but I don’t know the exact ratings on the cpu and GPU, and the case is typically personal preference though a full size atx case will have better airflow.

half shell
dapper furnace
royal creek
# half shell

im interested in the pc talk, please dont clutter those messages

dapper furnace
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This is meant to be a long term investment so I won't "need" to upgrade later in 5 years

strange harness
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Honestly I’m a bit out of touch with the current stuff on the market so I can’t help much with specifics

dapper furnace
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that's fine, our talk now has made me aware of things I wasn't before

strange harness
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Though, if your build doesn’t come with a GPU bracket you should definitely get one

dapper furnace
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GPU bracket meaning?

strange harness
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It’s just a small bracket that helps holds up the GPU with the case

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They are getting so heavy these days they help a ton with not damaging your motherboard over time

dapper furnace
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I see

strange harness
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10/10 would recommend

dapper furnace
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yeah I have seen images of people with some support for the GPU

strange harness
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Yeah those things

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100% get one

dapper furnace
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I looked up images and they come in different shapes and sizes happytroll

dapper furnace
# strange harness 10/10 would recommend

" typically weighs around 2.3 kg (approximately 5.07 lbs) "
I feel like only 2kg won't be that heavy but I know that's probably heavy enough to damage the motherboard overtime.

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I'll try to remember it.

royal creek
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i checked your desired specs

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ye plan on playing those triple a games?

dapper furnace
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just idleon

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I have a couple of games that runs poorer overtime

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my previous GPU died (RTX 2080 Super) had to downgrade to 3050

royal creek
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having high end specs just to use a mere fraction of it?

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it perplexes me

dapper furnace
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No no I don't worry

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I have games I would love to run high or ultra settings on

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I used to be able to

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now I can't

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It is also time to change out the PC

royal creek
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i would be scared to even put them on medium settings

dapper furnace
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what on medium?

half shell
royal creek
dapper furnace
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but @royal creek games like Red Dead Redemption 2 Online, Helldiver 2, Elite Dangerous Odyssey but I haven't played games that would require much resources anyways but I have them.

Also a shame Shaders on Minecraft would be around 30-50 FPS

royal creek
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i mean if ye want to try it for the experience

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go for it

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i only start to question when the individual use a high end for light programs

dapper furnace
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I was joking when I said I was going to use it on only Idleon

dapper furnace
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So I went and did it

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@strange harness
So I went and bought all the parts ofc not exactly as stated in the partpicker.

AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D
MSI MAG X870 Tomahawk Motherboard
SAMSUNG 990 PRO Heatsink SSD 4TB, 1TB
CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 RAM 32GB
Corsair HX1000i Fully Modular ATX (Platinum)
CORSAIR Nautilus 360 RS ARGB Liquid CPU Cooler
CORSAIR RS120 ARGB 120mm
CORSAIR 3500X ARGB Mid-Tower ATX PC Case

Will use my old GPU RTX 3050 (GPU will be ordered later once the AMD Radeon RX 9090 XT GPU releases)

Total cost: $2982

strange harness
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Remember to uninstall your graphics drivers before swapping cards out

dapper furnace
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Alright

strange harness
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Just for future reference

strange harness
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Oml

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Bitlocker

dapper furnace
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Win10 atm

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yeah bitlocker

novel flax
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damn, 2538€ Grumblo_scared

topaz shoal
storm wagon
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Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day

serene blade
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Ronin? More like

topaz shoal
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Guys should I eat this?

twilit breach
leaden pond
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full frostbound happytroll

narrow scarab
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or permanently hibernate

narrow scarab
serene blade
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I don't have access to sam

narrow scarab
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thats too bad

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i remember used to spam zeninage without reading the skill then i check why i cant spam it, my gil reduced to ash

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because its too fukin op skill

serene blade
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Yeah it is as long as you've got the gp to back it.

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Not that I can use Mimic, but I'll get it because.

narrow scarab
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summon odin to one shot

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what is the strongest summon btw

serene blade
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Technically Slydra is, as it can be boosted.

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I only just got Odin now though. Want him for the trench.

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Many people miss her.

narrow scarab
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last time i played only got commonly known bosses

topaz shoal
serene blade
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Not many think to go back into the pirate hideout after getting boco back.

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But you have to go back after completing... not where I am yet.

narrow scarab
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is it faris hideout?

serene blade
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It is, but only after a certain point.

narrow scarab
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man i didnt know it, i played obliviously

serene blade
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You can miss a lot if you don't scour around. Some of it is obviously hinted, but some you have to look for yourself.

narrow scarab
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man slydra is faris pet rightGuyMontag

serene blade
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The character might take offense to calling Slydra a pet, but a companion, yes.

narrow scarab
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we all must seen it during the intro before meeting faris

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but i didnt realise it

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she rode it

serene blade
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Ah, you can get Slydra as soon as you have the airship back in w3. Fly back to the alcove, land, then go into the pirate hideout. Step to the left like you're going inside and the cutscene plays.

topaz shoal
serene blade
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You haven't left Midgar?

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I mean if RPG ain't your thing, I get it.

topaz shoal
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Nope

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I always spent years playing 1 rpg

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Taking my time

serene blade
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Well, take your time, but remember to take it.

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Wonder what the frog is

narrow scarab
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only for petrifying enemy rite?

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i forgot

serene blade
# narrow scarab carbunkle is good?

There are a handful of fights where reflecting off spells helps, yeah. Exdeath primarily, since he starts double turning you later in the fight and two tier 3 spells can come out.

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Shoat is petrify, also good.

narrow scarab
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oh wat he can do reflect magic

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i hate reflect magic

serene blade
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Carbuncle is reflect, yeah.

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If you know how to work around it, it's fine.

narrow scarab
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i remember facing one enemy in the end game, he was a face he always cast reflect on himself, u must kill him using normal damage

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he can also can it on enemy

serene blade
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Or you cast reflect on yourself and bounce stuff off yourself.

narrow scarab
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yes

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the enemy can be found in exdeath tower if iam not wrong

serene blade
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Yeah shoat doesn't give a shit about reflect.

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And shoat will kill that enemy.

narrow scarab
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reflect after reflect then reflect

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Have you already forgotten what I said.

narrow scarab
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oh

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i miss that haha

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petrify

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ah that the way to counter it

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my bad

serene blade
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One of, yeah. The alternative is just to bail out of the fight if you don't have anything to deal wth the wall mage.

narrow scarab
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yea even i try to run one of my team member will die

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takes a long time to flee

serene blade
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That's why you stock up on supplies.

narrow scarab
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after that i didnt use it

serene blade
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Gotta learn to manage your resources better.

prime helm
serene blade
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Well it'll nuke me with fire if I'm not careful.

topaz shoal
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Simon & Garfunkel

narrow scarab
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@serene blade he was from ff 4 i remebering it wrong haha

serene blade
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No idea, haven't played IV much.

narrow scarab
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damn he was annoying as hell

narrow scarab
serene blade
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Ah.

narrow scarab
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because i was searching it in the bestiary

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i only ever played ff 1 advance tactic which is the best for story line and fight, ff 4, & ff 5

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the rest never but only watch people play

serene blade
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And that's all the espers, except the basic bitch useless level 1s.

narrow scarab
serene blade
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No reason, Slydra does more damage.

sleek gyro
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well i am gonna go sleep so i leave yah with a song that its stuck in my head

https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=4Rwg6K3xoQO9kF8H

gee whiz what a ride huh, Album out next Friday 9th of December! Red Flags now out.

Big thanks to Montaigne what a legend! Also Galoo Game Lady A.K.A Gabriella Antali made this and is my hero, go check her stuff https://galoo.carrd.co

Listen on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSw?si=Px6upKntQEOdGfFp9sxRqg

Itunes/A...

▶ Play video
topaz shoal
serene blade
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I forgot you could dualcast summons in FFV

serene blade
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FFV

narrow scarab
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dual cast diff summons or same summons

serene blade
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any magic that x-magic has access to

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Under normal circumstances, !x-magic will only pull up to level 3 !Black and !White magic, like !Red. However, if you put it on a Black Mage, White Mage, Time Mage, or Summoner, you will have extended access to their menues from !x-magic.

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This is somewhat hinted at if you pay attention when you first open the !x-magic menu. There's a lot of blank space prior to the white magic spells, then the black magic spells, and then extra space again. This signals that you're able to pair it with something else to use !x-magic with more than just !White and !Black for access to their level 4-6 spells.

half shell
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so my sister (vho's not related by blood) is going to take me to a casino

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she's also not related by blood

serene blade
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Alright lets go, final boss.

topaz shoal
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Gamble?

serene blade
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Psh, you can do that online hahaha

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Nah but really, don't let the casino games get in your head. Set an amount to spend, and only use that amount at the casino. If you bust, then you bust.

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You gotta get used to the casino environment, or it'll take a hold of you and shake the coins out of you like squeezing the banana mushy out of its peel.

topaz shoal
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No thanks, I'll just spend all my money buying milk

half shell
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i von 100 dollars

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this gambling shit easy

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called it a day then and there

royal creek
urban yacht
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I think i might've cooked

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My miyabi team got screwed by the fact that the boss is resistant to fire so i was triggering next to no disorders with burnice GuyMontag

royal creek
#

fiend mentioned

urban yacht
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11% increase since last season Grumblo_Pray

prime helm
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Dodge better lol

urban yacht
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Also just realized i can increase my max hp

prime helm
urban yacht
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I straight up went through allat without increasing my max hp Grumblo_Pray

urban yacht
prime helm
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Where it is now

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Is that

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No more

prime helm
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I just learned that a bear has bribed a dog to dig into the trash

half shell
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my sister vho's not in any vay related by blood

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brought me vith her to the casino

topaz shoal
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I might have to play against insane ai now, normal is becoming too easy

topaz shoal
#

Anti Mage?

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I dont know if I can set the enemies hero

topaz shoal
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No

royal creek
#

nano bots

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Nah im good

serene blade
royal creek
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he is not wrong

untold dove
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Anyone can trade storage ram pet for crystal custard ?

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I need storage ram

royal creek
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use the stamps quick chest function

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it works for any map

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for me at least

untold dove
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Lol

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Tks bro

half shell
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i gotta find a sugar mama soon bro

valid moss
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!rank

gloomy doveBOT
#

🚫 ..saysalive.., that command is disabled in this channel.

urban yacht
topaz shoal
placid wagon
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My ex hates me and my current bf so much that he went out of his way to report me and him and tell people to report me to a few houndreds of people. that shit is so pointless like what the fuck do you gain from that???

topaz shoal
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When you cant pull yourself up, the only thing you can do is pull other people down

half creek
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what the hell is going on with sage

half shell
#

fuck going on vith me?

half creek
#

yes cro…

half shell
half shell
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its been funny to me tbh

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my ass been eating chocolate cake during the entire event

topaz shoal
#

Was it good?

half creek
half shell
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or short story

half creek
half shell
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so he decided to send his legion of doom to harass me and her

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vhilst threatning to mass report us and spam us

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deadass

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no lie

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this event vas fun

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ive never seen so many people call me diddy's descendant , say i perform incest, tell me im going to hell and say ill be banned vhilst telling me to break up all at once

half shell
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did i mention during this entire time all ive been doing is eating my uncle's birthday cake and drinking soda vith my cousin

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cause ve vere home alone

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yes ve called about the cake

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and yes my uncle had to explain to us

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VEEEEERY SLOVLY

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that the cake vas ours to eat

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cause they already ate 3 more

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ve got a spare chocolate cake

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and my cousin threv it back up in the bathroom cause jaqi challenged him to drink half a liter of soda in one sitting

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speaking of vhich she also threv up from drinking a can of dr p in one chug

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eat modestly people

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and dont make me pay for another bottle of soda

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bought that shit vith my ovn money

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only had 3 cups

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small sized cups

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honestly

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im still hungry for more cake

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and there's left overs

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just gon take a quick bite then go mimir

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that's hov sveet dreams vork right?

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@topaz shoalthat's hov they vork right?

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i only take takemi's ansvers for proper knowledge

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chat i need this

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my glorious prince

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hideo kojima

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my goon obsession ended vith lebron, velcome home hideo

half shell
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its hideo

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fuckin

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KOJIMA

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my glorious king

sleek gyro
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oh. this chat doesnt have time out, i was wondering if you waited 15 seconds between every message in that wall of text up there lmao

half shell
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i choose to vrite text bit by bit

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if it aint that serious

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if its serious tho , i just have chatgpt vrite me an entire essay

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or just respond in cool

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or k

sleek gyro
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thats sad lol

half shell
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eh

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maybe

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idk

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i get distracted easily

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i cant be bothered to sit dovn and vrite the entirety of vikipedia

sleek gyro
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if it works for you ^^

half shell
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the monkeys in my brain just vrite enough to go by

topaz shoal
half shell
half shell
topaz shoal
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Good night man

half shell
#

sveet dreams sunshine

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Its dota

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Dota 1

half shell
#

that's old

topaz shoal
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Yeah

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relieving nostalgia

half shell
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vhen did it come out?

topaz shoal
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2003

half shell
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jesus fucking christ

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that's 22 years ago!

topaz shoal
#

Playing old games hits different for some reason

half shell
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died to a fuckin rat cause i couldnt for the life of me figure out hov to kill it

topaz shoal
#

the combat frickin sucks

half shell
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in the tutorial area

half shell
topaz shoal
#

yea

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Morrowind is much better

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even tho I never finish it every time I played

half shell
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insert joke about infinite mob spavning

half shell
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i fuckin loved the daedra armor set

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cause its based off the oni

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(still aint the skyrim daedric armor set but vhatever)

topaz shoal
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never got it cause my pc exploded after my 2nd playthrough of skyrim

half shell
half shell
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not the goon mods

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i mean the overhaul mods that make skyrim into an entire seperate game

topaz shoal
#

Yeah sure man

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I "believe" you

half shell
#

smth you vould believe

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marrying camilla

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not for romantic reasons

half shell
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or you like her character

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nooo

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but to cuck faendal and sven

half shell
topaz shoal
#

I always bring that girl you get after whiterun quest

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Ldia or something

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Yeah that one

half shell
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i got her

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brought her home

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left here there

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and forgot she existed

topaz shoal
#

I want to play skyrim again, but first I have to buy a new pc

half shell
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im not going to even say anything about serena

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or vhatever he name vas

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ive seen more goon mods about her than ive done seeing my friends

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online included

topaz shoal
#

That checks out

half shell
#

also

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dont ask me vhere i stand morally on adding that one mod that lets you marry her even tho she rejected your advances

topaz shoal
#

We dont talk about moral here

half shell
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in that

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case

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i 100% do not support the use of mods to force vomen to marry you as they are human beings too and not objects for affections

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so anyvays ive used that mod before

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out of malice and spite

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cause no fuckin vay i kill your father

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turn into a beast

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that may or may not be blood related

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do a fuckton of missions for you

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just to say nah gang

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you too chopped

half shell
#

yet

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also

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vhilst on skyrim

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currently there are no mods for oblivion that replace the oblivion daedra set vith the skyrim one

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but the opposite is true

topaz shoal
#

Oh yea oblivion got a remake

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Hmm

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Gonna add that to my 2026 wishlsit

half shell
#

oblivion is nightmare fuel

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and you cant convince me othervis

topaz shoal
half shell
#

oblivion challenge

topaz shoal
#

yea

half shell
#

try to make a NORMAL looking character

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not a good looking one

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one that dosent look like a chernnobyl mutation

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this dosent count

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get mogged

topaz shoal
#

Thats the goblin from clash of clan

half shell
#

look at javline

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mogged me so hard it crashed me

half shell
topaz shoal
# half shell

looks like that one actor that I cant tell if its a girl or a boy

half shell
#

this is the remaster

topaz shoal
#

Taken straight outta the vogon's spaceship

half shell
#

from uriel septim's dream

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honestly

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VHAT ZE SHIET IS URIEL DREAMING ABOUT

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you can make the ugliest

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most disgusting character in oblivon

topaz shoal
half shell
#

you dont even have to try to do that

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and he alvays sasys

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you're the person from his dreams

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this is a psyop

topaz shoal
#

Dazzle?

half shell
#

sav you at the end of this bar table

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let me buy you some skooma

topaz shoal
#

I want a block of cheese

half shell
#

you vant skooma

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i need me some skooma irl tbh

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drains agility by 60 pts for 20 seconds

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reduces intelligence by 2

#

and gives gives you 60 strength and speed for 20 seconds

topaz shoal
half shell
#

skooma

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is meant to be smoked

#

meanvhile the mf from oblivion

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just drinks it

topaz shoal
#

BUt I always drink it

half shell
#

this is a skooma pipe

#

"Skooma can be used by vaporizing the liquid and smoked through a pipe"

#

mfs out here smoking skooma?

topaz shoal
#

Is that why I always pass out?

half shell
#

vhere if you piss off a god

#

he just throvs an entire realm at you

#

thats right

#

OBLIVION IS THE ONLY GAME

#

VHERE A GOD

#

JUST THROVS THE ENTIRE LANDS

#

AT YOU

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and i dont mean you falling into the land from high skies

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no no no

#

i mean sheogorath legit just fuckin throvs the isles at you

#

speaking of sheogorath

#

that mf the goat

topaz shoal
#

Sheogorath my man

half shell
#

he makes you the god of his realm

#

and after that

#

you can go pray to sheogorath

#

vhilts being sheogorath yourself

#

and there's special dialogue for it

#

the elder scrolls protagonists are fucking scary

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to think about

half shell
#

imagine your ops being all of the protagonists from elder scrolls

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you're fucked

#

the dragonborn can just

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stop time

#

send you to narnia

#

or just marry your crush

#

and if you dont have a crush

#

your fuckin mother

topaz shoal
half shell
#

the hero of kvatch is sheogorath as ve established

topaz shoal
#

Bro killed an immortal dragon

half shell
#

he caused a time paradox

#

cause the alduin that saves you at the start of the game got fuckin time travelled

topaz shoal
#

Alduin boutta appear in elder scroll 6

#

If

half shell
#

nerevarine can just

topaz shoal
#

If it exist of course

half shell
#

summon infinite things

#

skeletons

#

vraiths

#

undead

#

and casually jump from point a to point a again

#

by going around the entire fuckin planet

#

in a single jump

topaz shoal
#

Also Paarthurnax best boy

#

I kill the girl that tells you to kill HIm

half shell
topaz shoal
#

The Blade or something

half shell
#

yep

#

he vas pretty cool ngl

topaz shoal
#

Oh thats the thing from oblivion

#

I remember joining the blade in oblivion

half shell
#

he married a hagraven

#

loses a bet

#

and breaks into a temple

topaz shoal
#

What in obvilion are you saying

half shell
#

in skyrim

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there's a quest

#

smthing to remember

#

i cant remember for shit

topaz shoal
#

Man I really should play them again, been so long

half shell
#

vhere you partake in a drinking competition

#

trash a temple

#

get a goat you stole from a farmer

#

that you sold to a giant back

topaz shoal
#

Thats what makes ksyrim one of the best game

#

the random quest in the middle of nowhere

half shell
#

find out you stood up your hagraven vife

#

tell her the vedding off

#

MURDER HER

#

return the ring

#

find out the guy you drank vith is a god

#

and get a staff

#

and the funnier part is

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im not even skimping through the quests

#

that's hov it goes!

topaz shoal
#

Met a homeless man, He ask you to find His lost sister, turns out His sister was dead for a long time and you found Her necklace in the bottom of a river

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Also you get a quest to kill that same man in the dark brotherhood

topaz shoal
#

too bad no pc Grumblo_Pensive

half shell
#

fashions their bones into veapons

#

stops time

#

has enough time to hit up gods

#

cant sving a dagger in the vater

#

vhat the fuck

topaz shoal
#

no fighting in water

half shell
topaz shoal
#

Yup

half shell
#

the literal arch mage

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has 2 spells he picked up in a dungeon

#

solved a civil var

#

didnt even knov the fuck it vas about

#

killed alduin

#

caused a time paradox

#

eats dragon souls for lunch

#

cant punch a child

topaz shoal
#

How tf does the arch mage get killed by Ancano

#

Also what in oblivion is the Augur of dunlain and the eye of magnus

half shell
#

fuck these things

#

seriously

#

fuck

#

these

#

things

#

i hate em

topaz shoal
#

Skyrim build so many mysteries that it makes the world unbelievably real

half shell
#

oh look at me i have to collect 50 random gems across the entire map

#

collect my balls bethesda fuck these gems

topaz shoal
half shell
#

do you vant to play a...

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stealth archer

#

stealth archer but orc

#

stealth archer but nord

#

stealth archer but voman

topaz shoal
#

Stealth archer bus I use dawnbreaker

half shell
#

OR my personal favourite

#

Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) "Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) "Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)

topaz shoal
half shell
#

yes there's a mod that adds tanks

half shell
#

i avoided her beacon like it vas an STD

topaz shoal
#

Gonna shoot down Windhelm with my new found tank

half shell
#

or shot him

topaz shoal
half shell
#

quick

#

vhat the fuck is this thing

#

a shrex toy

#

a dragonbone hammer

#

a caveman's club

#

or a giant's valking stick

topaz shoal
#

I pick option d

half shell
#

fuck you its all of the above

topaz shoal
#

motherf-

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father

half shell
#

i mean

#

if you're brave enough to use it as the first one

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be my guest

topaz shoal
#

bet

half shell
#

also

#

you cant use telekinesis to catch

#

a butterfly

#

a fuckin butterfly

topaz shoal
#

skill issue

half shell
#

also

#

fuck those kids in vhiterun

#

no i dont vant to play fuckin tag vith you

topaz shoal
#

too bad you cant kill them

#

if only there was a mod for it

half shell
#

holy hell

#

this vouldnt be as funny if that vasnt the most dovnloaded mod ever for skyrim

topaz shoal
#

🤣

half shell
#

i guess im not a crazy psychopoth for trying to kill a child that talked shit about me

#

i fuckin hate braith

#

god if bethesda didnt put a limit to killing children

#

she'd be dead in every playthrough

#

im glad her family sucks balls

#

dagny too

#

you come to my face

#

call me a servant

#

and valk avay?

#

im going to put dagny in a dharr man video

#

spoiled girl gets vhat she deserved by being flung into space

#

@topaz shoalyk

#

smth else i love about characters

#

in the lore of half life

#

it is cannon that gordon freeman

#

the protagonist of half life

#

is not only 30 minutes late to vork

#

but also fucks vith the microvave

#

to explode somebody's casserole

royal creek
#

what are you rambling about

half shell
#

fuck you doing?

#

or am i not alloved to speak here caessors?

topaz shoal
#

My friend got stuck cause We cant figure out hiw to open a door

#

We shoot the door with a rocket and it didnt bulge

#

Turns out you just had to press E

royal creek
topaz shoal
#

Youre a government drone arent you

royal creek
#

no you are a government drone

#

you have no sentience

topaz shoal
#

Its true that I dont have free will

#

But I am sentianece

royal creek
#

no you are not

#

you are controlled by the government

#

given preset commands

topaz shoal
#

No

royal creek
#

you were given instructions to deny these types of claims

half creek
#

don’t mess with me I have freedom motif

topaz shoal
topaz shoal
#

Freedom08

royal creek
novel flax
#

thoughts?

serene blade
#

https://youtu.be/hPY8UkpsVuE?t=2056 This sounds pretty good to me if you want something pop-y and upbeat.

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serene blade
#

There, got that done. I keep getting wiped by almagest, went to leave, and remembered I have access to shell through wonder rod, and I picked up phoenix. Can tank it and just full res everyone.

Never almagest'd that time. Prick.

placid wagon
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does

#

that

#

even

#

mean

#

is this earthbound?

#

where is ness

topaz shoal
#

Herald of Zakarum

unique gulch
#

!tlaents

#

!talents

gloomy doveBOT
#

Having issues understanding how to best use your talents? This guide should be able to break things down. Use the tabs at the top to navigate to whichever class you're currently struggling with and it should become much less overwhelming.

spring cosmos
#

Anyone familiar with this game, and know if its good?

half creek
#

I think the world 7 skill is a dungeon crawler thing

raven fox
half creek
#

yea really

stable knoll
spring cosmos
stable knoll
#

I've played a bit but yeah not what i really like

spring cosmos
dusk rivet
#

hey bit random but i dont have many options left

#

look i need some help
i have a mc server with a group of friends and recently one of them built a church (cooly cool), but whats been happening recently is some dude has been going around placing signs saying things against the christian religion n stuff, im not super smart and its been 2 weeks, still havent figured out who it is
im not a coder
but i need a pack for bedrock that can detect who edits signs
that way i can try and catch them in the act
i dont got no money for this, and i can take photos of the signs
tried asking chatgpt to do it but i dont know where to put the code and yknow ai is finicky anyway
so yh

mystic arch
#

Anyone play battle cats?

raven fox
#

I might be wrong tho

#

I don't know a lot about bedrock edition

topaz shoal
#

Hello Fitzgerald

celest valve
#

Rate my deck

neat lake
#

No lightning greaves
No emrakul

celest valve
#

I'm just arena 9GuyMontag

raven fox
topaz shoal
#

You guys ever played this game?

junior drum
#

Drew some more :3

stable knoll
#

Didn't have the Ps2

topaz shoal
#

Traded a spearow for this guy

narrow scarab
glass skiff
#

i can play hypixel skyblock today