#off-topic-chat
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they have the TF2 engineer
Ok
Do they have
Homeless men
With guns
That arę gonna shoot you
Theres no way
actually yes
they have a homeless guy
who gambles
and shoots a gun
most of the time
Litelar fucking random shit out of my mind is in the game
Uhhh
Do they have spy tf2?
And does he do the comical scream when hes on fire
But is there spy tf2
ACTUALLY
THEY DO HAVE V1
I JUST FOUND IT LOL
woopsie
silly me
oh right
that word is black listed
Holy fuck blood is fuel
they have a character who is a father figure and who uses "lag" to his advantage
basically
he can go invisible
shoot out fake clones
teleport
basically pre purge casual server spy
the bots epedemic happened
Again?
bad laggers and spin bots were in every server
think prime covid
but worse
until valve actually killed all the bots
now you can play casual
wanna try the game
Uhhh
I'm laying in bed
I need to shower first
Also i was just playing with you i got 70 hours on forsaken
so that explains the skin
atleast le gooner problem is dying down
what skin
if thou cant p rank act 1, skill issue
rub some baby oil on it
hey chat, remember the early game where this seemed like peak?
i fucking hate 1-3 😭
i stubbed my fucking toe ouch
wym 😭
you smell like a league player go shower stinker
i already did shower 😭
after i experienced my near death pain, i realised i havent been treating you correctly my ally
that near death pain being me stubbing my toe
you dont make sense 😭
i dont have that module yet
i havent bought it yet
BOUGHT WHAT
the logic calculation module
this is me btw
its not you 😭
im fuckin braindead
serious talk tho
@placid wagon opinion on piracy
what is your opinion on it
why do you believe so?
couse the game makers need moneys
what if the player is a broke bitch in a broke bitch country and cant really afford games in their budget and only got enough to pass the month
then
no culture for him
ik hakita says otherwise but
idc
so wanna play or no?
nah bro im taking a fuckin nap
im sleepy
but ill add you anyways cause im soooo nice
im lost in life and masking my mental breakdown with randomness and failed attempts at being funny
i feel you
im breaking down and still going
no
well, hope you get well
it dosent get fuckin well
it never does
but i gotta hold on
just think about it, it could be so much worse
cause i have to prove something to myself
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
musztard
mustard real
cloning would be an amazing ability to have
and im talking like naruto types of clones
i mean i always would want to be invisible
cuz i hate consequences
and i could just
not have them
you want to be (TITLECARD)?
no, you see
you have a major misunderstanding
its actually invisible as in cant see
and invincible as in cant kill
why do you have every laungage role?
theres no way you speak all that 😭
@half shell
you're right
i can only speak french spanish arabic and english
i dont understand german
i cant speak a lick of polish
oh alr
i cant tell the difference between kanji hiragana or katakana
i dont know what either of those are
so i took all the roles to see how the other players act
the ones that cant speak a word of english
how do they operate ?
i dont know anything what ur tlaking about i feel sick and about to vomit
youre most likely nauseous
maybe take a breather
sit down
maybe open a window and inahle fresh air
i litelary just stood up from my chair and became blind and deaf for half a minute and the next thing i know im on the floor
you died
ggs
sorry man
but im back
also you need your heart to stop beating for about 4-6 minutes to be considered dead
thats zombist and vampirist
zombies and vampires dont have heartbeats you zombist
zombie racist
you hate your own race!
you know what
downloading cars
you just reminded me
of your late wife cassandra?
yesterday i went to the psychotheurapist
IM A GIRL AND IM NOT OF AGE EVEN 😭
so yeah yesterday i went to the psychotheurapist
i forgor what happened there
but we just talked
and then we concluded
i need legal drugs
so i got legal drugs
and im happy now
yippie!!
so your late husband MICHEAL
no 😭
your uhhh pastor smith!
i lost the plot
the plot is
that
its 2112
location: approaching hell
objective: find a weapon
mankind is dead
this must be identity fraud!
you coppied me!
youre going to jail mister!
im empty inside
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
YOU ALSO ARE MY FRIEND
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
BECOUSE I SAW YOUR DIARY
WHERE?
I DONT HAVE A DIARY BUT I HAVE A LIST OF EVERY YOUTUBE PREDATOR THAT I CURRENTLY KNOW OF
CAUSE I GOT BORED ONE DAY
IM NOT A YT PREDATOR
I COULD TELL
YOU DONT HAVE THE ABILITY TO BE A FAMOUS YOUTUBER
holy shit this reminds me of that one scene from tawog 😭]
YES YOURE RIGHT IM NOT FUNNY ENOUGH
YOURE FUNNY ENOUGH FOR ME BRO AND I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST
BUT STILL FUCK YOU
THANK YOU
PHACK YOU
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE LIST? ITS NEARING 100 PEOPLE!
HOLY CRAP! THAT MUCH? NO THANK YOU
I THINK ITS CURRENTLY AT EITHER 94 OR 93
I LOST COUNT
idk wanna watch me try to p rank 1-3?
fuck it sure
accept friend req
kk
WHAT??
Yeah
A difficult game, you need to watch and learn your enemies in order to overcome them en masse. That being said I blow ass at the arena while I'm fine in the regular game.
Missed a fucking key in the west though, so now I have to recomb it with everything alive again.
I find baiting your enemies is best for this game, as most do not stop their attacks from simple sword swings or gun blasts.
Having the rail cannon makes this easier though.
It sorta blows that you can only get it as the (likely) last weapon and only before the final boss.
what is this bro T-T
Also anyone that's played this game probably has ptsd from this room.
Good to have found all these without needing to backtrack.
pepsi and coke taste the fuckin same
Lies
i just tried GLASS bottle coke
and plastic bottle pepsi
and its the same fuckin drink
i even decided to do it blindly at the cafe
i couldnt even tell them apart and got them wrong
i mistook pepsi for the coke and the coke for pepsi
you're not missing out on much
also i dont even work at this cafe
but im doing work there
for free
on my vacation
im a struggling workaholic
Dang
Who play grow a graden
no…
I just need you to accept a request so I can send it to you
It is time ||to die a lot||
Alright that took less attempts than I figured it would.
Actually this is funnier.
This is a ridiculously good game.
I suppose I should play TUNIC next, complete this trifecta.
This game takes that odd looking "retro" look that I generally dislike, and made something look really fucking good with it.
This ability to fast scroll through the credits is nice, because holy fuck there's tens of thousands of names in here from the kickstarter.
God the art in that statue is bothering me so much. The jaw just disconnects
The lighting at that precise moment doesn't help. I caught it on the peak of the pulse.
Alr
Ah, there is no lower jaw, that's why.
Er, rather it does look disconnected as a lower jaw.
Let me see if the one right before the boss has better lighting and its jaw still there.
Yeah you're right.
Didn't notice that before.
What game is that
Hyper Light Drifter.
They added an alt character, different basic attack it seems.
I'll check that out later.
Don't feel like going through the game on 3 health.
Still missing a fucking gearbit somewhere, again.
Ah, if you're an achievement person though, this may be the bane of your existence.
This isn't difficult if you just slam through the game, probably going north to start so you can railgun everything.
Real
At least it doesn't have an achievement for this and NG+, where you have 2 HP.
The friend sees the chance for a date and is taking it.
I don't know what the video is and I ain't finding out.
It is a still image, no sound, nothing. It is basically just a picture.
Man people couldn't get the railcannon, huh. The horde mode is no different than entering a room that constantly spawns stuff in new locations, it's just 10 waves, 5 sets of.
huh. apparently lavas making w6 summoning based game. i wonder if there is rewards in there for idleon or viceversa.
there is one thing different from the idleon variant tho. in description it says pvp, and this thing.
This'll be interesting. 100% crossover event as well, I'm sure. We're gonna be sliming each other soon enough, I guess.
I have drifter on my switch it kinda sucks
the gun aiming takes too much precision
I’m assuming you can just use your mouse on pc
which would make things much easier for me
that’s my gripe with the game though
That's a fair gripe, as yes I can freely aim with the mouse.
Tradeoff here is I lack as precise of control for movement and dashing. Though Drifter tends to home in on spots as long as you aimed towards it properly.
I also have it easier for doing the dash eternal for the outfit.
Being able to aim, though, makes large scale fire fights where you want to nail someone specific to rid you of their presence much easier, so yeah, fair gripe.
You spawned over there? No you didn't.
The outfits having benefits was nice, as well.
I ran around with halved stamina cost, faster interaction, and faster healing regen when sticking myself.
Also this probably sounds weird but the final boss needed more attacks.
Once you figure out how to deal with it, you can sorta make it your bitch.
Too much downtime between attacks as well. I shouldn't be able to sit there and wail on it with two charged hits before it goes to its next attack.
Okay
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
Ha ha
No image perms
You’ll get them soon
Just don’t
Do any of you know how to reset cmos on a laptop?
I am having a hard time taking of the pin on my laptop
its finished, not abandoned
It could use a soft update to smooth some functions, frankly.
Alright, time to replay this, figure out what the fuck some of this says again for whatever I forgot.
Be a little fox, kill shit with stick and fire.
what dat gaem
Tunic i think
oh no its paid
?
TUNIC, or Secret Legend as it was originally known as.
Meant to invoke the feeling of seeing a manual as a kid and not knowing the words. This is a proper written language, but I forgot what it was called so I can't pull it up.

While my ww gets some basic bitch levels, meanwhile in tunic
What
is that animal fur
Idle Skilling is better
cereal is better than your insipid game
Average none idle skiller trophy bearing person
Ronaldo is better

The balls to go out with that.
I'm a sneaky fox. I may have died, but I still have the orb.
im doing some of these people so dirty
"as to be expected" on the guard break read
anyone got good acnh turnip prices
Lmao reminds me of dumb and dumber
I need help, and where i will find help if not on off topic iodleon chat,
Guys, what do i need to look for, and what exactly am i looking for, if i want to get dancepad to which i can bind buttons from pc freely, so i can play patapons as exercise to combine grind and doing something useful with my life?
learn computer engineering
create circuits
wait you want like a dance dance revolution thingy?
Soccer ball controller would go hard
after a 2 year break...back on the slayer grind and killing alch hydra while waiting f or this next patch
no pain no gain
i mean, i suffered through committing genocide on mass for 49 gold
and some bones
was it worth it
You’re gonna have to hit
hit it big for 21
12-18 is like the worst hand you could have
11 is the sweet spot
And also 10
If you get lucky and hit an ace that’s 21
haha
so...gen chat is exploding 
uhmm, I lost my permission to type in gen chat, is that normal?
i dont have permission to type in gen chat .-.
i think lava turned it off cus of spam XD
woah gang gang
bruh
just me not existing
I don't have permission either 😦
so he could talk
he was the one who requested the spam
not normal per say
but event from lava
so supposed to happen
Huh
truf
"Whoever sends the LAST skull when i PAUSE the channel wins" XDDD
hes a madman now lol
first he calls for spam and then he does anti-spam XD
Crazy
Message 3 coming next reset
yeah tbh i think he needs like 2 or 3 different channels for this
Saa, omae no tsumi o kazoero! (now count up your sins!)
discord broken lol
i don't think gen chat can read
i wonder if the spam is now just overflow from earlier
because some of my messages took a while to actually send
kinda fixed itself after reloading discord
Hello testing 1 2 3
i mean given the amount of lag? are you surprised?
no lol
Finally i can chat
things lagged so quickly
thank god lava disabled gen chat now XDD
ye 
@elder relic
ITS BACK 😭
OH GOD!!! he released the horde again!!!
oof...its just a flood of spam
everyone hide in your spam-proof bunkers!!!
i rlly think its just overflow from earlier lag and maybe some people who cant read
I expected these chats to be also flooded
he should change the slow rate to like an hour
i remember last time the slow mode was 6 hours
😰
I blame his inviting spam for the problems rn 
And discord didn't even let me spam
only 10 seconds?
It's 6 hours
slow mode was changed from 6 hours to 10 seconds after giveaway
but i was stuck with the 6 hours
lol
yeah
rlly wish lava used a different channel for giveaway spam 😔 idle gen is unusable until the spam overflow is over
maybe he should do it on threads instead...
then again discord isn't built for this kinda spam
i think threads is good, though it does have a limit to how many people can join (hence why we had 2 proof threads at some point)
yes ik
10 sec now
basically make 3 threads, make a HARD limit of only joining one of the threads...
if you're seen on more than one of the spam threads, you're excluded from all future giveaways
dont think it can be prevented, some people dont read
im aware, hence the rule about being excluded from future giveaways
idk how that would be managed, but it seems like a good idea
so even if you're the winner, you're ignored
and it would go to the next person
so like for example if i were the winning poster...if i were on the black-list, the prize would go to you nona
when is the ios client coming out? cant play it since its not updated?
is it perfect? no
whenever apple approves it, iOS is now 2 updates behind
wow crazy
surprised some people think that the spam is intentionally still happening. im now certain its just discord backlogging from the mass of spam
we might just have to wait it out
so...I just got a poison froge from my forest trap, I now have a total of 1. Should I use it to craft a silkskin trap, or save it for dementia boots?
I'm a genius
Your nails are pretty
Ty
KANYE!?!
Where?
Actually pretty accurate because I'm I'm up in the North America
jug
mug
fug
Ew ai🤢
sug
Hello to you too ert
Pug
i can feel the pain in his dih from it
???
His what?
can i even say cuck?
Idk
If you're not noticed
i have
no idea
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Real
Then why does your role say Spanish?
why does every language role have their language in the way the language is spelt
BESIDES ONE
okay maybe 2
i dont know german but i can speak for french
🤷♂️
Dirty damn French men
Im trying to learn sweedish
can you yes in sweden on my soup
Huh?
shoutout lava for getting the entire country of indonesia as a channel
W
you're a W bro
Actually I know someone who's from Indonesia
Thanks, you are too
and im hitting on a polish person
I mean two people
Who onyx?
HE'S POLISH???
Maybe
No
i want hideo kojima to sit by my bed and just tell me metal gear jokes
its a true phantom pain feeling
that turns my solid snake into
Kinda ngl
oh no, im gonna get touched
Real
W
that's right! can you say revolver in spanish?
i didnt put the gun there
they just died to natural causes
No, but google translate can
or 1 giant angler fish
tf i miss
FUCK
i leave to look at 1 instagram meme
ONE
and you guys cant get a grip
ts pmo 🥀
?
Ill try my best
Lol
what you doing if the moon starts looking like this?
No clue tbh
the fuck is that in the distance?
Evil
its just standing there
MENACINGLY
its going to touch me in places i never knew existed
would you speak to fine shyt on my behalf bro?
Sure
i hate games with factions SO MUCH
cause they got no clue how to write good factions
From Kamen Rider Kiva episode 27
oh do i want to pick the racist faction
Lol
Lol
prime example
fallout 4
do i side with morons with too much power
morons with technology
or useless morons who ride my meat so hard it dosent matter what gender i picked
fuck the railroad they arent a faction
No matter what a moron is involved: the player
yeah im the fuckin moron who cleans up after them
Yeah...
if i side with the institute
im a moron
cause these bums cant figure out how to not be total pieces of shit
if i side with the minutemen
im just signing up for an unplanned childhood
if i side with the BOS
im a litereal oaf
none of these factions are good
i hate all of them
Decide at random then
same thing with new vegas
as much as i love new vegas
there isnt a true faction im meant to adore
the ncr is built up with pussies who cant do shit but whine in my ear
if i side with the ncr
im a bitch
if i side with ceasar
im a sexist bitch
if i side with mr house
im a coroporate bitch
if i side with yes man
im a dumb bitch
Can you do nothing and be on your own?
fuck no
O
Oh
and fuck me dont get me started on how much i HATE the ncr

pathetic ass government bro
you're telling me i bust my ass doing all the work for the ncr
and the high reward i get
is a golden branch
the fuck do i do with a golden branch?
shove it up my ass and regret helping the ncr?
like every faction is ass
i still pick yes man and legion routes for most of my gameplays for new vegas
Crazy
sue me
id choose to be with the dudes that dress in drag , hate women, and enslave people than a shit government that cant do anything but cry and whine
so canada
Are you a man bitch or a woman bitch?
Lol
depends on how im feeling my playthrough
there's one game i believe has good factions
and its stalker
AT FUCKIN LEAST
they have reasoning
W
i can get behind them in reasoning
the zone is fuckin dangerous
you're telling me the place where monsters that look like they escaped hp lovercraft's wet dreams
strange artifacts that give you either cancer
or make you immortal
Hello again
arent dangerous?
Huh
IS THAT A
IS THAT A
IS THAT A MOTHA FUCKIN
chinchilla
onyx why fish
And she's mine
i thought that said nine
I mean chinchillas can live up to 20 years so it could be possible
W chinchilla
I mean if I shaked her I'd probably actually kill her
O
its fine , i know a local sorcecer
Well I don't think she would be like being shaked anyways
yeah and hamsters dont like being put in microwaves
but you still find the dumb fucks in microwaves
dumb fuckin creatures
I know
CAN HAMSTERS JUST LIVE NORMALLY BRO
I also know somebody who put a hamster in the sock and beat it against the wall but that's beside the point
It's either dying horrific death by their owner or being eaten by their mother
Was it you?
Are those gerbils?
i knew a guy that accidentally ate his pet hamster
Hell no I would never do that
Eh, its 50/50
How do you even do that? Did he not hear it squeaking in his mouth?
he was asleep during the night with his mouth open and his hamster just climbed into his mouth
that's what he told me
Thats crazy
Did the hamster shit in his mouth
And how did that not wake him up or suffocate him
that did wake him up
he swallowed it
Wow! I can't believe dude. Just vored it
again
Hold up again?
i said again i hate hamsters not he swallowed another hamster again
Hi
Ello
Hru
Horrible
Real
Pressing down the road of Justice!! Engine Sentai Go-Onger!
KAIZOKU SENTAI! GOKAIGER!
W chinchilla
The Ultimate Showdown of The Ultimate Destiny
Take your meds old man.
yo
gurt:yo
wassup
markiplier
@junior forgei can feel the pain his traffic dih
is that a traffic light in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
fine shyt and fine shart are the same thing but yall arent ready for that conversation
do you eat
No i starve
do you drink
Nah
do you breath?
Idk
can you check rq?
I think i do
No lol
no what
Its abt a 90% chance i breath
Yeah?
pathetic
😭
Depends how you define it
teleport long distances
How long is long distance?
anywhere and everywhere
Than no
W
do you depise the gooning epidimic going around the current online and Simulated Digital Realms of Ludic Engagement
Yes
and by proxy do you find dislike in people who encourage and assist in the gooning epidimic in turn introducing such gooning to underage people in digital engagement in games such as roblox for example
Yeah
do you find discomfort in people dressing in less than modest attire before the eyes of children , as in dressing in putrid regalia to express their personal intrest in the faces of children
Yes
same twin
i once saw a dude in roblox dressed like a certain group of people
they were pretty popular in the 50s
in the us
cause they dressed in white
and hoods
Yeah
O
sorry onyx
the piracy game is telling me to blame you
hope you dont take it to heart but the game has spoken
@junior forge
Fr
Hello
sup
Ello

Yeah
plauge doctors aura farmed so hard the fits did the job as intended
AND
they did more so than that
Yeah
plague doctors aura farming before aura farming was even known about
same way they protected themselves from the plague without knowing tf a plague was
plague doctors like flowers
🐟
explain yourself
the nose of the mask is long for a reason
because back in the ole days
the pestilence is believed to be caused by bad smell
so they oiled up the robes and donned a mask with dried incense
they had herbs in there
OIL UP?
oil is good
OMW ASAP
Lol
oil is a good preventative for oxidisation
the fits are basically hazmat suits before hazmat suits became a thing
primitive hazmat suits
nah
those old cloth does nothing to particles
it cant shield ye from the penetrating powa
of the radiation
particles
i like robes
wax on wax off
they look cool
imma need you to take yours off to slather you in oil lil bro
i dont have any robes on
do you want me to take off my skin?
it is like a robe to me body
just you and you
love yourself
me and onyx fr
😭
true
Yeah
if i become 70 years old do people at 70 years old become attractive to me?
like does somebody's grandma start to look more attractive to me if im her age?
@junior forge you look fine asf fine shyt
@merry matrix i bet your sexist ass never stopped to wonder if dr pepper was a woman or not
Thanks
oh btw
What
Thanks
there is a 96% chance im listening to micheal jackson's pretty young thang
Lol
Hi
Nope
you dont know the struggle fr
Ok
Well given how Dr. Pepper was made in 1885. That means the culture was pretty sexist meaning It was most likely assumed to be a man
dr p is that old!??!
damn
she he they single?
@merry matrixspeaking ofdp
isdpevnthtgud
2025 gone woke
cant find something to insult and shame on
pick anything with old history
dr pepper is just a name
a brand
it has no relation with anyone anymore
its just a consumerist name
i want my bowl of fruit loops damn it
oh damn
didnt expect you to come out the closet twin
hell yeah
proud of you bro
didnt expect you to be fruity but hey
life sure is full of mystery
they all taste the same
( insert racist asian joke here )
thats insensitive
Yea?
I don't know people like marrying doctors
is that a discord bug or are they fr playing for 14 days😂
Bluestacks loves to run in the background
I blacked out today
If you ever think it's a good idea to get up really fast and then stop breathing, make sure you fall onto something soft
Who watching invincible rn?
mr incredibles?
Yknow. MRE poundcake and german coffee go together quite nicely. On an unrelated note, anyone know a good hospital?
a hospital with licenses to be a hospital