Fate Grand Order

[fresh summit]

i thought the dream was dead after consecutive pitys

[topaz raft]

bait banner

[fresh summit]

this is NA theres no bait

[stray mirage]

Everything is bait for the next banner kappa

[somber prawn]

plat it?

[stray mirage]

Reminder to summer musushi fans, she gets np buff later that makes her outdmg sibuki implying no anti traits being hit, (and outdamages her even if traits hit on archers)

Nah i was lazy to finish chalice dungeons

[topaz raft]

IM EATING IN THE FUTURE THEN

[stray mirage]

Ofc summer ibuki kit is still better but looping isnt rlly the issue now a days anyway

She rlly is only that one u roll for if u have no omni farmers or if u like her

Chances of ppl filling the first condition i feel like is slimmer

Np1 musashi vs a archer outdamages np5 summer ibuki kinda lpl

[bitter dove]

we have two people here who went consecutive pity?

zamn man

[stray mirage]

Unlucky bros

[bitter dove]

and then fint said

pity is bad

🤣

[stray mirage]

He enjoys his gamblin

[bitter dove]

I loooove saving for 5 years then getting mapo tofu deluxe meal

[stray mirage]

Feel like thats on the rarer end to happen before pity but it indeed can happen so its better to have one anyway

[somber prawn]

pride

and accomplishment

[stray mirage]

I kinda dont wanna experience saving up to pity and hitting pity on a banner it would make me feel bad, rather get unlucky early and stop because 0 sq

Anni is the only way to make me experience that if im unlucky

[bitter dove]

i like having the servant I want as opposed to not having them

[stray mirage]

Thats fair

Im at a point where im only rolling units for fun so its whatevs for me

[bitter dove]

im gonna get a lot more liberal with who I roll now

[stray mirage]

Whos next

[bitter dove]

I don't have any set target apart from Durga so

I'll just

[stray mirage]

Easy

[bitter dove]

roll Kermit

and Summer Skadi

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

might even roll Purin if Skadi luck is good

its time to unleash all this SQ I have

[stray mirage]

This power

[fresh summit]

im pretty sure theres a negative modifier for luck in fgo if you save up pity in free sq

[stray mirage]

Thats kinda funny to think about

[fresh summit]

ive saved up 1500 and 2300 sq at different times since pity was added

[stray mirage]

Prolly isnt but i can see why it would feel that way

[fresh summit]

ive hit pity 4 times since pity was added

[stray mirage]

Yikes

[bitter dove]

if it was the case I would have ass rolls

I don't

the only really horrid patch I've had in this game was when pity didn't exist

all my rolls since pity was added has been with pity

and I've hit pity once

[stray mirage]

Theres prolly times i would have hit pity if i had the sq to go for that amount but ill never know

[fresh summit]

my favorite part of hitting pity is that its the same likelihood as getting an np5 in 300 sq

which is something thats never happened to me literally ever

[stray mirage]

Np5 in 300sq kinda insane

[fresh summit]

even when i was a whale

but pity? thats hit me plenty

[stray mirage]

And by kinda i mean really insane

[fresh summit]

somebody on my server got ibuki np5 in 300

[stray mirage]

Wao

Steal his luck next time

[fresh summit]

lol they steal mine every time

[bitter dove]

why am I getting mindfucked

trying to calculate the probability

of hitting 1% five times in 100

[fresh summit]

i usually go in and get np2 in like twice as much sq as it takes somebody to get np6 for the triple append 120

[bitter dove]

as opposed to hitting 0 times in 300

[fresh summit]

im sure theres a hypergeometric calculator that can help

[bitter dove]

actually its probably too insane to calculate

probably some shit like (99/100)^300 for going to pity

and uh

[fresh summit]

also let me tell you i envy people who get off rate up ssr spooks

my pities have been especially rough

i think in all 4 the only off rate up i got was a saber

[stray mirage]

The only off rate up spook that would prolly piss me off is a waver or tamamo or some shit where np2 prolly wouldnt rlly matter to me

If a char im not a fan of appears but has damaging np i would just be like eeeh but ah well

I dont use my np1 dps servants a lot so gib np lvls

[bitter dove]

I got Karna (good) and Europa (still 1/1/1/ never used once) in my pity

[stray mirage]

Karna goated

Cool bro

[sand hound]

Congrats, welcome to the club

Why's everyone also getting Karna too? I mean he's good, but I didn't really need Np3

From no luck with Arc to best luck

[stray mirage]

cant have bad luck forever after all right

[somber prawn]

Tell

That

To skadi

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

she shows up in 2 days

[rancid fiber]

I hit pity on ibuki and i'm all out of sq for skadi
Welp since i hit pity on the second banner my wallet will stay closed xD

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

so many Ibuki horror stories man LOL

[sand hound]

Yeah, I know people wanted her and Skadi, but from all the reddit/x/whatever posts seems everyone and their dog rolled for her, so there's hundreds of "got her twice in one multi posts" and hundreds of "700sq and only one Karna spook, I'm quitting"

Ibuki low key most wanted servant of 2024

[bitter dove]

its kinda surreal that

NA apparently has such a significantly higher demand for Ibuki than Purin

[sand hound]

Also what is up with this event story, I have it on auto and I kinda forgot about it and the yapping is still going, don't know what's happening besides helping Jalter with a doujin again

[topaz raft]

Does ibuki do anything in this story holy shit she's so fucking boring

[sand hound]

She drinks and gets naked and they ban the photos we took

been two hours and todays story still going. Add more SQ if you going to be this long XD

[somber prawn]

here comes the ibuki haters

[cyan cloak]

I wanted to say something racist but that would get me beaned

[leaden granite]

whos purin

[merry pasture]

Proto Merlin

from a gameplay standpoint I guess she's not as brokenly essential as SIbuki....even if I don't have SIbuki, do have Purin and don't exactly feel the missing Ibuki

[bitter dove]

yea S.Ibuki is better gameplay wise but like

outside of big supports gameplay isn't the primary driver of popularity

well in S.Ibuki's case yea

but to imagine it will outdo the popularity of Proto Merlin as a character

[leaden granite]

yea p merlin isnt useful for farming so I imagine most will skip

all eyes are on ibuki and s skadi

[bitter dove]

but it wasn't the case in JP though

im pretty sure Purin was comfortably ahead of Ibuki

in JP

I guess the NA fanbase cares a lot less about her

[leaden granite]

jp doesnt have 2 years clairvoyance

[bitter dove]

since arcade wasn't even a thing for NA

[leaden granite]

that too

[bitter dove]

JP could tell how broken she was day 1

like Ibuki doesn't really have some niche mechanic that became relevant from new quests

she's like

MASSIVE NUMBER

[merry pasture]

right, Proto Merlin was a highly expected and wanted character since she was an Arcade first

the clairvoyance thing matters here

[leaden granite]

next year for NA is also kinda insane with summer fairies and arcade collab so most probably saving for that

[bitter dove]

nothing im fixated on next year outside of Kali and 2nd copy of Ibuki

just gonna roll stuff if I feel like doing so

[sand hound]

People keep talking about Beast Nero, but I'm only looking at Tiamat

Also the LB7 servants are apparently great, but none of then get me visually

Also I used to be able to search up the next 50 banners for na and you can't do that anymore and searching jp, it just lists events, not the banners or campaigns

[kind citrus]

not rolling for fae summer?

[bitter dove]

can't surely say no

but I'm not fixated

its funny how

I'm an year 1 player and I didn't have a single summer unit until summer 5

I don't roll on summer like a ritual like many do

[sand hound]

Like Barg, don't like S.Barg, Melu has always looked weird to me, definitely not "the most beautiful person ever", Bao maybe

[kind citrus]

you dont want top gun melusine np?

[sand hound]

I'm the reverse, summer is usually good luck, but summer 4 and 5 were a massive waste with nothing showing up, glad this year it's back

[kind citrus]

or the best single target arts servant in the game?

[bitter dove]

I've not heard as much wave about S.Castoria as I did about S.Ibuki or Godjuna/Morgan or even Space Ishtar during her time

[sand hound]

I don't think I can even post her without getting banned, wtf is that thing

[bitter dove]

who

[sand hound]

S.Melu

[bitter dove]

I don't mute people for in-game art here

must be strictly in-game

[kind citrus]

have you not seen s melu?

[bitter dove]

I have seen her

fa

[kind citrus]

she's literally top gun

[bitter dove]

bro I have not watched top gun

[kind citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkfnfPtvgGQ

"Good hunting, faerie"

[sand hound]

Official discord banned me for posting a ingame battle screen cause Wu, not even in the freaky ascension, was in the line up. I've been a bit paranoid about that since

[bitter dove]

yea grand order reddit has that rule

[sand hound]

Yeah, I dunno, I still don't like her appearance

[bitter dove]

which I think is silly

[kind citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDSepV1UDw

[bitter dove]

they literally

are against the very game

that they owe their existence to

[bitter dove]

are there any nodes where shes like a must

[sand hound]

May sound contradicting, but I like these two designs though

[bitter dove]

because this node is something any buster can do

[kind citrus]

any node that you need single target servants for lol

like vlad

she completely dethrones vlad

[bitter dove]

usually ST nodes I just multicore with Kintoki

and it works

[kind citrus]

you have to realize

she has amazing skills

[bitter dove]

I mean I know her kit

its like

why would I be fixated on her being blue eyes white dragon when my berserk gorilla can get the job done

[sand hound]

Regardless what I want to do is after summer actually save a bit. With these servants and whenever the welfare shows up, should be nice to just watch the numbers go up with every bond giving it a boost

[bitter dove]

I'll likely have a lot of spare SQ and want new servants so I'll likely throw them at summer units anyway

[kind citrus]

since I back to back pitied

[bitter dove]

but it doesn't strike a fixation of must have

[kind citrus]

I have to give up on rolling for sen outside of daily pulls

[bitter dove]

sen no rikyu always reminds me of this niche anime

[sand hound]

None of the Avalon summer girl do, sorry if they meta or game breaking

[kind citrus]

since i plan to roll for 1 tez

and np5 kuku

after summer

[bitter dove]

wow its so niche disc gif bar gives no results for hyouge mono

[sand hound]

oh after summer they have a banner for last years summer servants, terrible placement guys, I didn't get a single one, but there's no way in hell I can try to roll after all this, lol

[stray mirage]

For 90++ having summer castoria or kintoki helps a lot

[somber prawn]

hint having summer castoria

kintoki thou real ez to get

[stray mirage]

Tbf hes limited too, i meant the ssr

summer castoria does outdamage kintoki if she hits divine or chaotic or divine + chaotic so theres that

that and 70% battery is why shes pretty busted

or well one of the strongest servants to come out that year

summer melu is rlly good but ruler as a class i sleep, and then someone could argue just go all in on sibuki instead

although np1 of either is prolly not doing shit

for 90+ ppl can just keep using space ishtar since so many bros went all in on her, and for 90++ u want np lvls

i do think na peeps riding sibuki wave a bit too hard tho, she is rlly stronk ye but if at any period u went in (especially with multiple np lvls) on another zerker or somethin then chances are you dont need her unless you like her or idk, sibuki is god tier for someone who dont have options cause they are new or somethin

for anyone whos been playing since lb6 release chances are i'd argue they dont need her

that summer lineup sounds so fake

doesnt make sense to be oc prolouge locked with that lineup, they just pulled shit out of there ass

[bitter dove]

Idk Ibuki feels like

About as strong at NP1 lvl 90 as my Spishtar who is np2 lvl100

That's a massive fucking creep

When I get the 2nd copy she'll far surpass her

[stray mirage]

I guess fair enough. Altho idk if that creep matters for 90+ since idk if u wanted to do 90++

[bitter dove]

I mean if I can Id do it but

I doubt anything I have other than Godjuna can power through that

[stray mirage]

The goat

[bitter dove]

Or Multicore with Kintoki

Maybe

Idk never seen a 90++ yet

[stray mirage]

In a few days i guess u can see ur 1-1-1 lancer 90++

That one was easy

Welfare hokusai carries

[merry pasture]

i am tempted to just call it fake on the basis of Eresh alone

[stray mirage]

Lmaooo

[bitter dove]

Isnt that just Hokusai bait lmao

[stray mirage]

Saito and hokusai enjoyers were very happy

Rp for coins would be so annoying if its 1:1 for 5* so kinda hoping thats bs too, but it sounds annoying enough for lasengle to do it

I got like 250ish rp

Granted i dont use rp for anything else but still

[bitter dove]

That summer lineup is fake asf

Too many old servants in there

Jack Nursery Ryhme and Eresh are year 1/2 units

These guys should leak some image

If they wanna be taken seriously

[merry pasture]

ehhh

its the same song and dance

[stray mirage]

too many old servants to be oc prologue locked

[somber prawn]

Eresh copium again

Losers

U aint getting in

[sand hound]

Jack and NR but no Lily?

The BB thing sounds plausible because last BB event she hints she'll be doing a future summer

[stray mirage]

Bb loves to get herself involved

[bitter dove]

Buff Summer BB

[topaz raft]

Np5 120 Morgan and np5 110 ozymanidas will clear 90++ right?

[bitter dove]

Ozy no matter how high investment cannot substitute Kintoki/Castoria

In most cases

[topaz raft]

[charred bramble]

ye saw this rock throwing nonsense yesterday, they just say "yeah its all leaked" and proceed to slander on stuff, iirc they missed 99% of leaks last year and are prob just doing it for clout

no proof, no truth

also, imagine not pulling out Sion or Ciel as anni servant

[stray mirage]

happens every year ye

[charred bramble]

who tf wants rani

[stray mirage]

i can see her being a anni servant tbf

[charred bramble]

peeps didnt even like her CE's

the thing peeps liked the most about rani

was his pops

and chen gong becam the meme

buuuuut

[stray mirage]

maybe ppl who care about extra care

(i dont care about extra)

[charred bramble]

in a world where people who like extra a lot (me) and comming with the new info for Record

it could make sense

(would still prefer any other servant tho)

or lik give us a pseudo squirrel servant

peeps would print money and commit fraud for that

[stray mirage]

[topaz raft]

Ewwww rani

Watch it be soon tho

[fresh summit]

yeah shes the clear best when it comes to deleting waves and loop farming

she doesn't have as much use in challenge quests as servants like summer kiara or summer kama

space ishtar kinda got completely blown out aside from lack of berserker weakness unfortunately

[sand hound]

Remember the one's most likely to get a Summer version are the one's who complained about not having one two years prior

[cyan cloak]

Heyguys

[somber prawn]

Bye

[cyan cloak]

Are you still doing 2 supports and 1 aoe to play the game?

[somber prawn]

Ask ham to check my last login

Should be 3months

[stray mirage]

[stray mirage]

I can prolly say no to this mainly because jp is multicore meta

1 support + 1 aoe + 1 st

[somber prawn]

No

[stray mirage]

I think the main thing is looping isnt rlly a issue since we have a abundance of loopers but ye

[somber prawn]

U telling me u bring that shit to farm embers

[stray mirage]

No

Im telling u that its 90++ meta

Who needs embers

I dont do that shit unless its half ap and even then i dont need

[somber prawn]

Soon i will get my

1k sq

[stray mirage]

How much sq do u have rn tho

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

brah even parvati double skadi can farm embers

[stray mirage]

That gave me a chuckle

Havent used parvati in forever

[somber prawn]

Wtf

1day

Rigged

[stray mirage]

Nice 3 months bro

[somber prawn]

I didnt even rmb login in ytd

[stray mirage]

Its ok dg we can be losers who play fgo together

[somber prawn]

Losers for life 🤝

[stray mirage]

🤝

Also 120 kama when

Nvm np2 its joever

[somber prawn]

Yes its joever

Unless i get np3

I alrd have all the embers stock

[fresh summit]

for sure, tbh even if shes a better farmer than my 120 skiara im still probably gonna end up using skiara more just because of challenge quests

[stray mirage]

Dedicated to kiara, i respect it

Ur skiara should probably be fine tbh

[bitter dove]

i just saw

Tomoe Gozen mandatory line-up in story battle

[bitter dove]

and was like

why is she not in her swimsuit version

then realised we are still 1 year behind that

[fresh summit]

yeah im not worried about powercreep

[stray mirage]

ToMOE

Beeg kiara

[fresh summit]

now that coins can be obtained i might be able to get her final append

otherwise everything else is maxed

[bitter dove]

wait

how can coins be obtained

[fresh summit]

well if the datamine is to be believed

which it probably cant

theyre adding coins to the rp shop

at a pretty terrible rate

but its something

[stray mirage]

Oh yea that funny leak

Even if its fake af i dont think they will leave coins as is forever (probably)

Hell there was a time ppl thought fgo would never get a pity, granted we got one that sucks but hey

Its somethin

[fresh summit]

i wish id stop hitting pity

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Ya fuck those who didnt hit pity

Especially ham

I pity proto merlin

And lucksack sskadi and ibuki

Balanced out

[stray mirage]

For me to hit pty i would have to save or whale enough to hit pity (im not a huge whale and i dont save enough so)

Altho this anni i should have enough sq to hit a pity

If at bare minimum they give 540sq ill basically have enough for pity

For that summer i only got summer skadi and wu after spending a bit i think tho

Proto merlin i didnt rlly want cause disappointed she was just a sidegrade to merlin but i did throw some sq here n there

[bitter dove]

that isn't datamine that's what you get when you write "fgo leak" on chatgpt and hit enter

[stray mirage]

LMAO

[somber prawn]

I thnk my leaks r more belivable

[bitter dove]

when summer 6 was leaked it came with concept arts of Kama and Okita

[somber prawn]

Ive been advocating for the closure of fgo

[bitter dove]

when nikke leaked their summer event this year there was a partial shot of a character

these guys are just writing text

with no valid proof

[charred bramble]

thats what i said

bad leeks

🥬

[somber prawn]

How many silhouettes left?

[stray mirage]

Like 2

Prolly for end of year

[stray mirage]

idk why i did this

lb 6.5

omg so smart

[charred bramble]

[somber prawn]

Trashu

Deserved to be shot dead

And thrown in the landfills

[charred bramble]

thanatos name dropped

gpt knows stuff

[somber prawn]

Btw

Jacko won evo

[charred bramble]

ikr our boy nitro did it

(also gio won ngl)

but jacko top tier now

[stray mirage]

kinda lol the ones on rightside are 4* and the ones closer to left are ssr

[charred bramble]

theres like 4 or 5

[stray mirage]

so u can maybe assume the far left is ssr and far right is sr

[charred bramble]

look at the feeet

[stray mirage]

actually i guess theres 3

i dont see 5 tho

[charred bramble]

yeah, montecristo was one of them

[stray mirage]

cagliostro so big that the servant under there is just lower half thats it

[somber prawn]

None of them looks like lilith

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Trashgame

[charred bramble]

but like this looks so weird

[stray mirage]

its a hors

idk

[charred bramble]

[somber prawn]

Need a fucking

Cute girl servant

Else game sucks

[stray mirage]

was the 2 girls we just got not cute enough for u

[charred bramble]

full right is most likely a cute summer servant

[somber prawn]

Fuck no

Lolibait

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

I did spend 90SQ thou

[charred bramble]

but they fuse to make a bigger one

[somber prawn]

[stray mirage]

2 lolis fused to make themselves look like a shota or somethin

[somber prawn]

Illya is way cuter

[bitter dove]

i hope the remaining servant are all men

[somber prawn]

Den those trash

[stray mirage]

was our last male anni servant holmes(?)

[somber prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-illyasviel-von-einzbern-confused-gif-12358033

Cutey

[stray mirage]

mahou shoujo

[bitter dove]

holmes is the only male anniversary servant till date

[stray mirage]

Unfortunate

[bitter dove]

most males don't even get actual swimsuits in events nevermind servants lmao

and still dg and grim say this game is fate guy order

[stray mirage]

I prolly wouldnt roll for male swimsuits, unless they looked cool tbh

[bitter dove]

1 female SR has as many costumes as the entire male roster

[stray mirage]

I want cool armor and shit

[bitter dove]

in summer

[stray mirage]

When fgo starts to produce more males in general it becomes fate/guy order

The males usually always have high effort done with them to make them cool so i dont mind this

[somber prawn]

Fate guy order

[somber prawn]

I wan armor like eldne ring

[stray mirage]

Need more knights of the round variants aside from the faes

[sand hound]

Because the unrevealed two are in front of the others

[fresh summit]

games that are just waifu collectors are weird to me

[somber prawn]

Genshit

Cough

[stray mirage]

Azur lane bros

[somber prawn]

Star rails

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Cough al

Cough gfl

All the shit aiur plays

[sand hound]

So everything, lol

[stray mirage]

im inclined to say nikke, dg dont get mad at me

[bitter dove]

how is genshin waifu collector isn't it the one game that has an actual sizeable number of male ssrs

[stray mirage]

I just recall seeing drama about someone and not being tan enough or whatever

[bitter dove]

and a big female audience to pander to

[stray mirage]

Hope noone sees fgo then

All the hoyo bros gonna come to fgo after the collab and cause stoopi drama

[bitter dove]

the twitter drama genshin fans will see 1 summer servant from fgo and explode

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

label the entire game porn

and its playbase pedophiles

[fresh summit]

they see that final ascension summer ibuki and stroke out immediately

[somber prawn]

Nikke too

I love nikke

[stray mirage]

Thats gonna be hilarious if it hasnt been done yet

[somber prawn]

I got aiur to play nikke

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

nikke is definitely waifu collector

we did not even get dave the diver free SR unit for collab

there was backlash over adding pascale as a playable character

[stray mirage]

Lmaoooo

[bitter dove]

https://tenor.com/view/nier-nierautomata-automata-uncle-pascal-despair-gif-27083351

[stray mirage]

I forgot pascale got in that game

[bitter dove]

re zero collab but subaru got deleted

[stray mirage]

Noone wants to see subarus ass

😔

[somber prawn]

Rezero char

[stray mirage]

Wasnt ppl saying the art sucked

[somber prawn]

Is one of the most ugly shit i have ever seen

[stray mirage]

For the collab

Like low effort

[somber prawn]

I didnt even watch the anime

Shit trash

Shit tier girls

Shit tier mc

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

I rather watch paint dry den that shit

[bitter dove]

re zero is very fun for me

esp watching it weekly

thinking how the puzzle would be solved

I don't enjoy the characters much but the plot is fun

[somber prawn]

I just wana watch ham play

Games

[stray mirage]

I like psychological shit so even tho it has its issues im fine with it

[somber prawn]

When’s stream

[stray mirage]

W-watashi?

[somber prawn]

Yes

[stray mirage]

Maybe when good games come out

We in slow season

(I think)

[somber prawn]

Pretty much

No games

[cyan cloak]

play hoyo games

[sand hound]

https://fxtwitter.com/kurruchii/status/1815640775977242723

why the f**k a VN jump scaring me

[stray mirage]

Sweet hearts best ploy

[somber prawn]

no

@stray mirage hhow bout the wukong game

[cyan cloak]

Play First Descendant

https://tenor.com/view/bunnyultimate-bunnycongos-first-descendant-bunny-ultimate-congos-gif-15759570814805008655

[somber prawn]

fk no

how bout u come back to ff14

[topaz raft]

I bought arcana heart 3

The game was so fucking fast I was like holy shit jp is a different breed

I couldnt even tell what the fuck was going on

Tbh I saw 144 fps on my counter

Game was literally double speed

I spent an hour trying to input combos at 2x speed 🤡

[somber prawn]

[leaden granite]

wtf the 90++ node has a 1m+ hp enkidu

How am I supposed to 6ce this @stray mirage

[stray mirage]

Just dont and use dmg ce and a st seibaaaa like welfare hokusai or somethin

[stray mirage]

Gonna wait till its out and decide then if im gonna get since it looks interesting

[whole pasture]

It's real

[sand hound]

da fek

[cyan cloak]

I heard the latest xpac suck

[somber prawn]

ITS GOOD

[topaz raft]

Yawntrail

[somber prawn]

story sucks ass

but the dungeon and raid is good

[sand hound]

Barrets cost 300 ice cubes, wtf

[stray mirage]

Welcome to 90++

[topaz raft]

What is this bullshit, 2x koya Oberon and Morgan BG is just 700k dmg

[stray mirage]

Are u trying to use morgan on a st 90++ node

[topaz raft]

120 np5 Morgan not insta gibbing wtf

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

priviledge

[topaz raft]

It's 3t if I roll all 3 Morgan cards

It's hell if I don't

[stray mirage]

Enkidu isnt even man attribute so just use a st arts saber

[topaz raft]

Lancelot good enough at lvl 80?

[stray mirage]

Prolly depends on np lvl but dmg ce exists

(Wheres ur welfare hokusai at, easiest option)

[topaz raft]

Unbuilt cuz I have np5 daddy

[stray mirage]

Should be ok then

Unless his refund is dogshit

I forgot how his is

Prolly is dogshit

https://youtu.be/_7AW-ZwnTRk?si=ZTwT0UBjpZtYiqv0 ogey it works

But he cards first wave

get used to that

[sand hound]

It's not like I can lose to him, but slapping him for 5 turns is a pain

[stray mirage]

5t aint too bad tbh

Might as well stick with it

[topaz raft]

Omg his refund is dog shit

[stray mirage]

Thats where saber hokusai is better

Saito works too if u got him

Ive seen some bedivere comps as well

High np summer ibuki can prolly do this one cause she has event dmg boost anyway but ppl should probably not get used to her working

[somber prawn]

i 100 saber hokusai

[stray mirage]

🤝

[topaz raft]

Screw this imma just pray for 3t Morgan I stead

[somber prawn]

eww

120

too much time

to do embers

[stray mirage]

wouldnt u rather save ur morgan for when u need her on a harder node

Shes gonna be useful a lot in the future 90++ nodes trust me

[stray mirage]

I think i did her when she had x2 exp, and 2x great succ chance

Welfares easier to 120 because of that

[topaz raft]

Wdym save

Bond points?

[somber prawn]

shokusai was soo good during the event

of 1/1/1 node

she can loop so well

[stray mirage]

Ye

Even if someone dont care for that kinda thing, this is a situation where u deffo have easier options to use so might as well

[topaz raft]

I t4 with saber shiki

[bitter dove]

saber shiki has np refund...?

[stray mirage]

Reminder 4-5t aint bad for 90++ its not that much extra time

Im out here being ok with 10 turning a 90 * * node to be efficient so dw about a measely 4t

[topaz raft]

10t

Wtf

I'd go insane

[stray mirage]

Most bond we get from a quest ever and u can only do it 3 times a day

So im like whatever

I could deffo make it faster but the quest literally only exists for bonding cause the mat it drops is poo and always drops only one of it

So yeeeee

Jp has hunting quests rn and gave teapots i wanna see how much bond its gonna be but i gotta wait for reset

[bitter dove]

they need to give raid bosses that actually give good number of drops

[topaz raft]

I just need mlb ce

[bitter dove]

im actually shocked

how is shiki refunding

her NP is 1 hit with chance to insta kill

[topaz raft]

t1 i just skewer the undead fucke with shiki normals

[stray mirage]

face card gaming

theres plenty of 90++ nodes where i did that for a wave

its rng but it is what it is

gotta get used to that

(not fga friendly)

[topaz raft]

i hate it

[stray mirage]

its easier with summer skadi comps tho

cause big stars and partywide buffs in a multicore setup

ezpz

its good let fgo make ppl actually engage with the game

summer skadi creating a situation where anyone can face card and kill the enemy so then theres no rng involved

well i guess unless u get omega unlucky and only get summer skadi cards but thats rare

[topaz raft]

i dont want this

[stray mirage]

u can go do 90+ if u want ez farm back

[somber prawn]

Weakling

Actual weakling

If cant 3t why play

If cant 3t 90++

I would farm 90+

[stray mirage]

tbf thats the attitude that makes ppl scared of 90++

[somber prawn]

I rmb i gave up farming 90++

Cos it was 6t

[stray mirage]

if u wanna be efficient 4-5t 90++ is good, if u care more about time then fine 90+ but like why care about time in a node where ur not farming forever

[somber prawn]

I was like fuck that shit

Ima 3t 90+

[stray mirage]

like if its a lotto time is probably more important

[somber prawn]

In the time for 6t i can run 2 90+

[stray mirage]

but events like this is like who cares about 3t

[bitter dove]

I do

[somber prawn]

I only play during loto

[bitter dove]

time is harder to come by than my unlimited AP

[stray mirage]

3 weeks and natural ap

so easy to clear event

[somber prawn]

Silent u non fga user

[bitter dove]

I have 500 gold apples

I do not care about AP

[stray mirage]

cause u dont gotta apple events

normally

[somber prawn]

I just turn it on and go to bed

[topaz raft]

i have mlb CE this is ez now

[bitter dove]

I have this paranoia with fga that it will misclick on my sq instead of apples

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

[stray mirage]

just dont accidentally swap it to sq

[stray mirage]

i used to use it when fgo was slow

[topaz raft]

thats a skill issue pressing the right set up

[stray mirage]

fgo isnt slow anymore so i dont need to

if i want to just auto no point in playing this game

[charred bramble]

truuuu

[topaz raft]

when im playing other gachas i need fga to take care of farming

[somber prawn]

The problem is that

[stray mirage]

this why i cant vibe with gacha games in general

ppl just want auto

[somber prawn]

Im playing other game

[charred bramble]

same

[somber prawn]

While fga

[stray mirage]

thats fair

[charred bramble]

thats why i quit ak

just auto, meta units, auto, auto, auto

[somber prawn]

So i can play while playing ither game

[bitter dove]

ak has bloons gameplay

[charred bramble]

i sleep

[stray mirage]

i would just empty natural ap on the toilet or some shit

so its not a big deal for me

[bitter dove]

like

[stray mirage]

[bitter dove]

bloons gameplay is like

automatically a big plus

in my book

for a gacha

[stray mirage]

ye ak gameplay is gud i just cant be bothered with it

[bitter dove]

now we need a gacha with

[charred bramble]

its way too much modes and daily stuff with the rougue like, the annis, the events, the other minigame for the chip thingy

[bitter dove]

plants vs zombies gameplay

[charred bramble]

its just too much stuff

for me to keep up

[stray mirage]

plants vs zombies mobile game might as well be gacha tbf

[topaz raft]

i skip the roguelike

[stray mirage]

idk if its still alive tho

[topaz raft]

i hate rng

[bitter dove]

need them to be cute wives

[stray mirage]

that would be hilarious

someone is gonna do it

[bitter dove]

im sure there's people who have hots for sunflower

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-25607205

[stray mirage]

sunflower as a cutie girl

https://tenor.com/view/clytie-van-gogh-vincent-van-gogh-fgo-fate-grand-order-gif-22451774

wait a minute

[bitter dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-despite-all-my-rage-plants-vs-zombies-gargantuar-bruh-gif-26502957

[topaz raft]

just look up pvz on the boorus

[bitter dove]

idk why I never liked any PvZ game other than the first

[stray mirage]

i think i only played the first as well

[bitter dove]

didnt feel the same

[stray mirage]

actually i lied i played the third person shooter

it was aight

[bitter dove]

how is there not a

hacked version of PvZ yet

like how pokemon gets hacks

[stray mirage]

is there not

[topaz raft]

maybe u havent looked hard enough?

[somber prawn]

Dont play games while shiting

Bad for health

[bitter dove]

I only know there's one that's so hard that its borderline unplayable

[stray mirage]

b-but toilet time is best time to play or read

[somber prawn]

No

[topaz raft]

DG is right, use toilet time for reddit

[bitter dove]

like its artificial difficulty shit where the zombies units are just way too broken

[stray mirage]

then u might lose braincells

[somber prawn]

Toilet time is to shit for 3mins

Wash ur ass

Shower thats it

No phone no nothing

[stray mirage]

[topaz raft]

u shower after every shit?

[somber prawn]

Pretty much

[stray mirage]

if u work u gotta stall ur toilet time

[somber prawn]

Oh no

Jp toilet has bidet

So its easy

Wipe ur ass and spray that shit

[topaz raft]

privliege

[stray mirage]

buy a bidet for your home

[topaz raft]

dont got that in the usa

[somber prawn]

[stray mirage]

ive never shitted in a public toilet anyway

i actually cant ppl are animals

[somber prawn]

It seems nasty

[topaz raft]

u gotta do the hover method man

[stray mirage]

whats that

[topaz raft]

or just lay a shitton of toilet paper

[somber prawn]

Brah even in sg

[topaz raft]

on the seat

[somber prawn]

I dont dare shit on public

Its nasty af

[stray mirage]

shiet

[somber prawn]

I only do that in japan

[topaz raft]

u literally hover over the toilet bowl and work out your abs and thigh muscles

[stray mirage]

ooh i see what u mean

[somber prawn]

Brah

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Why r u guys siting

Cant u guys squat

[stray mirage]

i can prolly do that but i would feel too disgusted to do so

[somber prawn]

Just squat man

[topaz raft]

toilets in the usa arent on the ground

u cant squat

[somber prawn]

Squat on the toilrt bowl

[stray mirage]

never was a fan of those toilets ngl

[somber prawn]

Its so much cleaner and easier

Wide space

[bitter dove]

i need the hose

[somber prawn]

No gunk on the seats

[bitter dove]

i will never be able to use toilet paper

without water

[stray mirage]

same

cleaner ass that way anyway

[somber prawn]

Gotta wipe

Spray

Den use soap

To scrub it clean

[stray mirage]

some bros too lazy and dont do half of that

[somber prawn]

Muricans

[stray mirage]

i disown my people

[somber prawn]

Also

[bitter dove]

bro don't a lot of Americans

drink coffee before brushing

[somber prawn]

I dont get how

[bitter dove]

like holy hell

[stray mirage]

uhh idk

[bitter dove]

how is that a normal thing

[somber prawn]

Ppl spend 10mins in the shower

R u guys water spray so weak

U need 10 mins

[stray mirage]

nah we just overthinking

and chilling

[topaz raft]

how tf u gonna squat on a toilet bowl? are u squatting on top of the seat itself?

[somber prawn]

5mins and done

[bitter dove]

well DG

[topaz raft]

what if ur fat ass breaks the toilet

[bitter dove]

it depends on

[somber prawn]

Pretty much

If its nasty af

[bitter dove]

how hot the place you live in is

when you live in summers of 45

[topaz raft]

or u accidently slip and ur feet is inside the toilet water

[somber prawn]

Only do that in emergency

[bitter dove]

you wont shower for 5 minutes

[somber prawn]

Im 59 kg

Im skinny af

[stray mirage]

cant believe dg is smaller than me

i thought i was skinny at 70

[bitter dove]

im 58

[somber prawn]

Ewww

70

[stray mirage]

although my height balances it out

[somber prawn]

Fat fuck

[stray mirage]

im nearly 6 foot

so ye

its my ideal weight

[somber prawn]

Im 174

[bitter dove]

America height...

[somber prawn]

Which is wat foot?

[topaz raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELjlkAZt_vc have this

[bitter dove]

I'm like 5'6

[stray mirage]

before i worked out my arms would look like toothpick and my ribs would be like

boney

[bitter dove]

[stray mirage]

a girl said that to me

[topaz raft]

rikku smol

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Bro my cold water is hot now thanks to summer

Fuck me

[stray mirage]

its ok thats not too bad

[somber prawn]

Ohh im 5’8

What the fuck is a kilometer 🦅 🇺🇸

[bitter dove]

Asiaman height

[stray mirage]

im like 5'11 but i can get away with saying im 6 foot cause noone knows the difference

[topaz raft]

1000 meters

[somber prawn]

Trying her tmr

[topaz raft]

or .62 miles

[somber prawn]

Wont do that

Im trained

[topaz raft]

OR about 9 football fields

[somber prawn]

Been squating since young

[stray mirage]

i do squats in my workout

[somber prawn]

Only sit becos my friends said im weird

For squating

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Im bench press on smith machine is 10kg each side

[bitter dove]

how do u even do that

[somber prawn]

Im fking useless

[stray mirage]

its ok

doing it is better than not doing it

[topaz raft]

@bitter dove drunk, toilet seat is wet, u jsut lose ur balance

intrusive thoughts

[stray mirage]

good thing i dont drink

[bitter dove]

ok ive never been drunk

[somber prawn]

Me too i quit drinking

Now drinking time

I just orrder tea

[bitter dove]

other than that time when denist prescription meds made me high I've never been high

[stray mirage]

that must have been a interesting feeling

[somber prawn]

Beer has somuch calories

Its insane

Im eating 1600 per day only

[topaz raft]

i cant get the 3t fga set up reeeeeee

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

Gotta get that greek god physique

With my skinny ass arms

[stray mirage]

too much work to get insane physique just get enough to where u can eat like shit but still able to lose it and gg

[topaz raft]

wait let me try altera instead

[stray mirage]

altera kinda weak

better off using seiba

seiba best

but i dont think seiba is doing that

[topaz raft]

i need append 2

ughhhhhhhh

[stray mirage]

[somber prawn]

My genes kinda fuck thou

I have loose skin under my chin

So it looks like i have double chin

[stray mirage]

[stray mirage]

honestly if u wanna fga just raise saber hokusai shes prolly best for this node

[topaz raft]

xu fu is pretty pog though

man fuck that i got no QP

[stray mirage]

riiiiiiip

did anni not give half ap qp

[topaz raft]

i maxed out on XP cards instead

[somber prawn]

Are u doing summer event

[stray mirage]

i did a hephasteion comp but its prolly not fga friendly

[somber prawn]

Hokusai is the carry bro

Only need lvl 90

[topaz raft]

i aint lvling her up

[stray mirage]

prolly needs at least her battery at 10, the rest u can maybe get away with

[somber prawn]

Enjoy ur 4t

[topaz raft]

i can 3t manually consistently now

[stray mirage]

old screenies

think she was np2 or 3 at the time

love her np chant

[bitter dove]

I don't have the damage CE MLB yet

does it work without MLB

[somber prawn]

3t god

[stray mirage]

some comps might but uh mlb prolly makes things a lot easier

i dun member

[bitter dove]

idk what comps you mean

I have NP5 9910 lvl 90 hokusaid

[stray mirage]

that should work without mlb dmg ce

might have to use castoria np tho

[topaz raft]

oh nice this node gives eggs

[stray mirage]

egg

[bitter dove]

it works

[stray mirage]

lol the shit ive tried

this was a horrible one

summer skadi is goated for him though when yall can roll her anyway

https://youtu.be/jXzBZbXiPsw weeeee

[topaz raft]

The goat

[stray mirage]

np5 ozy not caring about class

[somber prawn]

The lucsack

With np5 ozy

I only have him np2