would you rather

[flat crane]

Pg-13 rated would you rathers

Would you rather:

Get your ankle slammed against a razor scooter three times a day for a year

Or

Have a nail go under your fingernail every 3 months for a year

[brittle sierra]

Nail under my fingernail

I'd lose my ankle at that point

[stark hollow]

im firming the ankles

[vestal drift]

Nail

100%

[stark hollow]

the nail is literally an enhanced interrogation technique 😭

[brittle sierra]

My brotha

have you felt a razor scooter hitting your ankle

[stark hollow]

yes

many times

[brittle sierra]

Then you will know not to pick that

[stark hollow]

it hurts in the moment but otherwise its eh

[brittle sierra]

but you'd prob lose your ankle

if you do it that much

[flat crane]

Like imagine the razor scooter hitting your bruised ankles 3 times a day

For a YEAR

[boreal cipher]

Can I protect my angle with a knee-protection-pad-but-for-angles?

[indigo parrot]

Ankles. I feel like that i could get used to. I cant handle nail stuff. Especially since ive already had injuries like that

[brittle sierra]

But your ankle meat and skin would be so badly damaged

your bone might as well be sticking out

[indigo parrot]

Yall...

It hurts but its not that bad

3x a day with no specification as to hardness or rate

And im assuming that in either scenario wed be getting proper first aid after receiving the injury, so the spot thats been hit would be covered after each one

[brittle sierra]

It doesnt hurt

but everyday

[indigo parrot]

But an iron nail under the fingernail?

1. Thats gross
2. Even small nails are super thick compared to a fingernail, so it wouldnt go under there easy
3. Finger/toenail injuries take literally forever to heal. I got an injury over a year ago on one and it still hasnt gone completely back to normal. ||(no pain anymore but the nail is still not in the best condition, ill spare you the details)||

[nocturne frigate]

@indigo parrot has leveled up! (36 ➜ 37)

[indigo parrot]

Plus i can fight through any lasting pain on my ankle to go about my day, but walking about with my hand or foot wrapped up from having a nail go under would be an inconvenience to daily activities.

[near tree]

uhhh how sharp is the razor scooter?

[near tree]

didnt it get banned in the geneva convention?

[brittle sierra]

Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

[stark hollow]

charlie pretty much hit the nail on the head with my reasoning too (pun intended)

[flat crane]

Nah nah razor Scooter is just a brand of scooters

But they’re metal and hurt