#phasmo-chat
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I remember my child hood home had a banshee well we think it was
I just hope they say “It’s a prank haha” and leave it at that (I know I’m delusional)
oh yay a twitch drop
Could you imagine, all of our griping, and the actual release is butter smooth
you sure about that
One can only dream atp😔
and the definition of moroi outside of phasmo is a vampire, and the definition of an oni is a kind of yokai, and the definition of a yurei is a kind of yokai as well. like none of this has any relevance to phasmo so why should banshees being female outside of phasmo change anything in phasmo, unless its fun gameplay. which i dont think being able to rule something out from the truck is fun gameplay bc it actively discourages you from playing the game
because i guess just implementing the gender was easier for them lol i cant think of anything else
Sounds like your complaining for the sake of complaining tbh
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phasmophobia but there is no more phasmophobia as all you see is hands
oi
o thanks
Nah I see what he meams
Things like the average person has 0 idea about japanese folklore ghosts and superhuman beings but like everyone knows what a banshee is and seeing a male banshee was always weird
Animophobia
Anime phobia ? 
Handiphobia?
Ig it works Imao
Anime-Animation
Dayan is new stuff I give u that but banshee was just always off being male
I actually like that they made banshees female only
Just don’t look up the origins for a tengu and why they made it
There’s an easier way to do this
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nah im complaining cos i like playing no evidence and i dont like knowing before i even open the front door that i can rule two ghosts out
especially with the banshee scream always being high pitched female like voice
i was gonna say the same lmao
never sat right with me that the big butcher can make a scream like that 
that's fair
He’s a soprano, leave him be
you gonna prestige tomorrow? lmao
oh makes more sense
what time in gmt?
Hi
Im not prestiging
that shows the time for your timezone
oh okay tysm !
I will be prestige 1 forever, unless something amazing comes along.
Personally I just never look at the name before entering, if you don’t like it it’s really not hard to avoid
bad news, there are achievements for prestige 2 and 3
so if you wanna platinum phasmo, youll need to prestige
Would “✨Hand animations✨” make you reconsider?
actually kinda fair
I never really cared about achievements, I just don't want to go back to playing with T1 items lol
it's actually more fun than you might think
you feel vulnerable again
I hates them, precious
if i had the option to turn the name off in settings sure but how am i supposed to try and go for perfects if i cant look at the board for objectives
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it's easier to not use any equipment at all until you unlock like t2 i guess lol
that's same for everyone, didnt need to do timestamp for that 
Wild idea but imagine searching for the name in a family photo or smthg
And it works better
I guess maybe it’s a habitual thing, but over hundreds of hours I’ve literally never read the name in the truck
I'm good enough at the game that I don't really feel vulnerable, per se, but i just don't have the patience for items that barely work :/
true
That is a good point
well that's what will make you feel more vulnerable, items that barely work
i just like feeling scared for my money again
with higher tiers im very confident
and im rich asf
Kinda like real life lol
prestiging strips me of all that
it just flashes into my periphery and then its like... well, am i supposed to ignore the fact that i know it cant be these two ghosts so i can pretend to rule them out other ways when i know its not them... idk, it just feels silly
When is the update?
<t:1777978800> presumably
anyway, idk how i got on this. its for sure a nitpick and not a big issue. the big issue is uh. Yet to come.
I mean yeah if it’s a big deal to be able to rule them out that way then I get why it can be annoying, personally I don’t think it changes much and I haven’t cared about it, but everyone thinks differently
2.5hrs until the moment of truth
moment of death
what do you type to display local time for the update?
The big issue is hands down, something quite bent
i use a website which can convert a time into a global timestamp
for the update, it gave me <t:1777978800>
i think that's like the amount of seconds since unix
so it's same for everyone and everyone sees it in their own timezone
the big issue is spine crackingly frightening
Shiver me neck
shiver me timbers
Cant wait for their official response
it's 4:30am est, and i just might not go to bed because i want to see everything that happens
late night est yippeee
I really hope they don't roll out this update. It needs more time 
isnt it 7 am EST
Would be funny if everyone just collectively sent a blender animation tutorial
i mean, i usually stay up until my son leaves for school anyway. im a night person
Maybe we get no official response. Full steam ahead with everything else, fully ignoring the problem 
Is the update out rn?
"backlash ? what backlash
"
i mean its 430 right now
Holy PR sewerside
O mb
Real
<t:1777978800> presumably
Oh god please no. They've listened before please let them listen again 😭
U from uk?
it will show the time in your timezone
i kind of hope cj hasn't playtested it and just goes "WTF"
ive been getting better about not frying my sleep but finals killed me a bit
Ohh okay
they open the game like 'holy shit we didnt know it looked like THIS'
We’re all wrong, the devs wrists just bend like that, it’s our skill issue
I just hope they realize they cannot release this.
it's more of a emotional reassurance team than quality assurance
it sometimes does feel like only qa is expected to have eyes or critical thinking
The QA was the friends we made along the way 😭
true. i'd still like to see them play together and talk about it with the early release they content creators have
😭
camera pans to the entire qa team, wrists bent up by their cheekbones as they clutch flashlights underhand in shrimplike fingers
and they're still ignored
bro the shitton of bug reports theyre about to get 💀
At least we are making the best out of the situation😭
bug report: update broke my wrists
I'm all for the concept and the realism it's supposed to add. But it's not done yet.
Irl
laughing through the pain lol
Any idea when they're going to fix this disconnection issue? It's aggravating. I can't play more than a couple games without myself or a friend getting disconnected..
ive been yapping here for 2 hours and only then have made my peace with this situation, imagine thousands of casual players who play this for the first time in about 2 hours from now and will flood this channel
RIP to those innocent minds
do you often have the isue? like two of my friends have the issue but i never do :/
Still yet to find the wasteland
"hey what's going on with my hand, is this supposed to happen?"
the mods better be ready
If there are no additional unlocks with prestiges after 20, is there any reason to do so, other than aching yourself through T1 items over and over and your badge # going up?
It happens to me all the time. It happens to a few of my friends all the time, too.
We shall all be cemented as the first casualties of this update
lots of people do just enjoy starting over
starting over the development of this update would be helpful
i am pretty sure some mods are going to come into this chat and say stop being rude
If I host, I can at least manage through two games. Possibly more if I'm lucky.
did you see the hands
i think mods here are pretty chill with people just giving negative opinions on the game
and the necks
and in this situation , what will they even defend ?
It's fresh, feels fun again, especially when a new update comes out you can play from the perspective of a new player starting in that update.
I have no idea what you're talking about. So no.
im watching insyms stream from yesterday and i just cant believe this went through QA
i totally understand taht. i enjoy that in many other games, but not this one for me. i love just playing with all my tools
Defending this? The only way how is saying "it could be worse" and even that statement is debatable.
Flimsy wrists🙌😭
the devs released the early preview for the partners for the most anticipated update and they messed up bad
Have the devs adressed the issues?
😭
not yet , they never do it before an update is dropped
they probably dont see an issue considering they spent a year working on this, and this is the best they could do.
Ohhh. Yeah, I didn't get that. I just get the shitty disconnects.
Saying “could be worse” is wild lmfao
like when the character holds stuff the wrists are messed up and the neck is messed up and the fingers are messed up and the items are so small @waxen ember
I'm still hoping they gave like, an early dev build to keep some of the more important shit under wraps, and we get an actually complete build 😭
Early as in alpha early?😭
You cannot tell me this is it. Like all that they worked on for months.
I keep looking at footage of the forced hand holding the tier 2 flashlight in particular and I’m genuinely cackling. It’s a literal static PNG of a hand with a dynamic wrist fully inside of that hand being broken beyond any measurable degree of broken
jank is honestly normal for this game, lol, but getting the hands out of the middle and bringing the items closer would do wonders.
Yes. Please let it be that
I haven't even heard of that happening, let alone seen it
More like years
Anything but this being the actual update
Look at insyms newest stream
when is the update dropping in the uk
this is just embarrassing from the devs
tbf theres never really been like. an issue before like this. before any disagreements kinda seemed just like. oh an obvious bug. or oh a matter of taste/preference....
they said with this update they will be "closer" to phasmophobia 1.0, but it honestly will feel farther if what we saw the streamers play is the final product
Is the new update out yet?
<t:1777978800:f>
thanks
<t:1777978800> presumably
My time or your time?
again, all presumably you never know if they might actually halt it for abit
it shows in your timezone
I just had a prestige 4 know it was a deo and still smudge and hide
watch the insym vid
I genuinely have no idea how to positively talk about this. I love the game and want it to do well, and this will actively work against that.
Even if what the streamers played was really early in development, why would they ever show a janky mess as a preview😭😭😭
everyone's time
"sike"
DAMN WE'RE FUCKED 😭
dude this is so giving royale high when they did their updates
Is there any other games that could replace Phasmo? I’ve tried a few of them but they all lack replayability and the same depth. Heard someone talk about the other side
monkey brain take over sometimes lol
roblox phasmo ripoffs
Some Roblox games got better animations atp😭
Minecraft
just add the d*** 8 remaing ghosts
go ghost hunting in real life atp 
they spent a year talking about the animations and 2 days making it 😄
wouldn't it have been a lot better if the player held the flashlight with the whole hand close to shoulder
💀
3 years talking about it*
There's lore in the builds after it that they wanted to keep under wraps, so we can all discover it together 😭 (please this is the best cope i could come up with)
what does "atp😭" mean? (I'm old lol)
ngl i normally have a torch under my armpit
at this point
why do you keep saying this 😭 they don’t have those developed and how would that help in any way shape or form for this?
oh duh
ITS BEEN THAT LONG?!
LOL
Who even uses flashlight if you have headlamps
At this point
yeah they revealed it at ascension, which was august 2023
tyty
omg what are they doing over there...
I heard the headlights completely bugges if You’re crouched
Have you seen the headtorch? It’s completely broken in the update when crouching
yeah i think my fave thing about phasmo is that its almost more of a puzzle game for me than a horror game, like the deductive reasoning is fun. idk what other game is like that
Demonologist is very similar
nothing apparently lol
Yeah that one is great, few players though
Yeah but demonologist just feels like crap compared to phasmo, not the same level of depth at all
Animations made by a 14 y.o. intern with no prior experience, and a tutorial for blender.
well if this update really does affect phasmo really horribly, then many devs will start making horror games which have phasmo-like gameplay
That’s an insult to 14 year old interns with no prior experience
is the animation rehaul/cosmetic update out now?
They already do
my daughter does rigging and such for VR models. she should give them her application lol
prior to this, that wasnt a thing because ofc why would people play your game when there's phasmo
<t:1777978800> presumably
but now there's a reason
okay, hopefully animations are a lot more polished than the video i saw
cos that shi look ahh
I hope it's delayed. genuinely.
Please tell your daughter to send it and fix our beloved game
Buddy...
im being deadass
with the way roblox goes im pretty sure a 14 year old could do better 😭
it won't
unfortunately i think they only hire from the UK, iirc
i dont cause thats a perfect time for me 😭
i wasnt even aware we're getting an update, just opened Insym's stream for like 2 minutes yesterday, saw someone walking around with t-rex hands and a broken neck, went "oh jeez" and closed it, hope it's good though
Nah man they just forgot to turn on the good animations switch when rolling out the update to streamers
its probably already been asked, but do we know the time of the update?
aint no way
its a video game literally anyone from anywhere can get on 💀 🙏
ok this ty
it's not 😭
Good luck
its worse then we THOUGHt 😭
assuming theyll launch the same build they gave the streamers
It's actually super jarring to look at.. It's a downdate. not an update.
Can’t even call that a launch, it ain’t flying anywhere😭
up up and away date
hahaha
the new animations give me a gmod vibe like the you're a wizard harry video i dno why
New Phasmophobia update
a chuck
I'm waiting for the like 5 royale high fans to say we've done this before
being an international corporation is difficult logistically, its not cause they want people to be in office lol
Going crazy with apoc 3 lol had deo but died again lol
do the animations matter much if youre a solo player?
hopefully they don't screw up the 8 remaining ghosts
Flying straight to the uninstall button
Yes. incredibly jarring first person view.
Tips on apoc 3 before update drops?
they matter especially if youre a solo player because then it's fucked up for no reason because there's no one that is even looking at you 😭
You will have fp cam animations

unfortunately that is precisely why they matter bc the worst ones are all first person view. at least third person is funny
This made me laugh lol
oh goodie
How much do you like seeing wrists bend ways they're not supposed to?
how? besides time difference cause thats just a womp womp
tax laws usually
can u elaborate perchance cause i kinda get it kinda dont
Tax laws, time zones, legality in work, etc
also being registered to conduct business in different countries
like ik tax laws are diff but how is it a problem
yeah. paying people overseas is actually quite difficult. Tax laws and regulations, as well as laws surrounding holiday, pension, etc.
Not a problem per say, just different, it’s harder to manage
anyone know when new update is going live?
12 pm in the uk
Different laws means different processes
bro i just rewatched insym's stream and why this character holding a tier3 flashlight like a gasoline can 😭
Thank you!!! 😄
<t:1777978800> presumably
LOL
For a relatively small company the costs of administration would simply be too high, not to mention that it's a huge inconvenience for anyone applying from another country to get approval to work for a company based in a different country.
Having another process for one employee when you can avoid it by hiring from the same country is not very efficient
Gotta make sure the flashy flashy juice reaches the bulb
There's weirder stuff lol
idek what a banshee is all ik is it screams
Definitely don’t look at tengu demon on google images then compare it to any real world stereotypes
insym's face genuienly looked disgusted, bro backed away from the screen 😭 😭
Das the point
Devs cooked with tangle and now we got this lol
u said " but like everyone knows what a banshee is"
i dont
so like, in the us, my employer withholds a certain amount of money from my paycheck and sends it to the IRS and then gives me a form stating how much they withheld and how much they paid me when its time for me to do my taxes. this is a w2 and its how many hourly employees are paid.
other countries do not do this the same way and now for every country you hire from, you have to know the tax laws of that country and how it works and get set up to do that. which is worth it for some companies if they're hiring a lot of people from that country. usually not worth it to get one person when there are people in your country who can do the job, too
Screamy thing, that qualifies already for this game's relevance
oh ok
banshee is the one that sings in an opera
Clarification: the only high quality content we're gotten so far is the visual design of the maps / from the map designer.
famously there was a phantom who did that

2hrs til new update?
Imma go to bed, hope this was all a prank, cya all😭🙏
yes
You mean like everything in phas so far?
<t:1777978800>
More roadmap stuff #screenshots message
More roadmap stuff internal testing and In progress (stuff they are working on) [Attachment] [Attachment]
Checked out what to expect from the new update.
Devs somehow managed to make the game look worse and less polished by a considerable margin with these new models and animations.
Before it was funny janky now it just looks bad.
Yes, and the curse posessions look good as well for the most part
I love me some phas but so far have to agree 💔
Not even the new ghosts throughout the developments 😭
will they now listen to the players or will stay not listening because they know exactly what their game needs though? :o
ah yes lemme just open my arm 90 degrees to hold a flashlight and break my wrist!!
T2 HeadGear stonks
update looks jank as hell but i'll gladly take it and wait for it to get a secondary polishing patch
I mean their game needs asset replacement which they are doing so idk
Have you seen the new character animations on Lisas Chillin's stream?
and the death room was better than nothing at least , plus it gave you time to choose the ghost after dying ; now you just die instantly
Are you shaming models body?
Only when they fix the crouching glitch with it
i dont have a lot of faith for them to listen given the draconian stance on modding, but theyve also never done something this bad before lol
The new animations and the whole new player thing looks like it was made by a new devs in the early 2000's who is only just learning
i think its obvious that they have cosmetics in the Alan Wake event and they rushed this update, i do hope they come back and polish this once the event is over...
idk bro, phasmo has released many updates i didn't quite like but still got used to. this one though... idk
the fact alone that some of the tools and the journal are held so far away, making some of the text unreadable tells me it wasn't tested.
There may be an update on the 12th that polishes some of the animations hopefully
Yeah, they honestly need to roll this back and work on it for like 6-7 more months
The issue is this update isn't a "personal taste preference" issue or a "small annoying bug" issue, it is genuinely just BAD
yeah we can only hope
Sound recorder:
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bruh :( and they don't let us play older versions of the game either... i wish they did let us so we can play whichever version we think works better
Bro... Please tell me they didnt rush this update just for the event cosmetics. IM TWEAKING
they did
Unfortunately that wouldn’t work since it’s a live service game essentially with servers and all
You can make it so you keep the current version of the game to play
the only reason i can comprehend
and what if they lose the event because their pr became really bad
true true
there were a lot where i was like 'well, idk that i really needed to see this map reworked, but whatever they want to update the unity assets and theyve decided to do that for the houses first for whatever reason'. but never one before where i was like wow this actively makes the game worse to play
yeah the houses was just personal preference
yea
there aint no personal preference in this update
not a single person has genuinely looked at it and said "yeah i like this" other than devs and qa
the watch timer is good tho
maybe some people felt patronized by the journal being too easy to read
i dont even like that! it makes it way too easy on larger maps if you can see your sanity from anywhere
I domt want to crap on the QA before knowing the full story. Anyone with a working singular eye can see what is wrong here. My assumption is they were not listened to.
Yeah I like it, but it annoyingly clips through the sleeves of some jackets
that's why i only said the timer, not the sanity XD
Map reworks are still needed but probably more so for things like prison and high school, rather than already 'decently' functioning small maps
Phasmophobia is the #50 best selling game of all time, ever.
Why doesn't it have a QA Team?
Sorry, how can you guys see the new update stuff, mine is still from the April 10th update
ohhh yeah i forgot it also had that
it does apparently
they just wanna get rid of the unity assets, which is fair
Partnered content creators got early access to it
Us mere mortals do not have it yet
I think the card looks worse because of the new avatar (character appearance).
watch psycho or insym on youtube
Okay thanks
imo we have the privilege to not puke early with that update XD
And Insym plays WITH Psycho at 2:20:00 in his video, if you want their discussion
Even them said its wasnt good
oh yeah, for sure. but even then thats still like a well, "ig my priority for the order of reworks wouldve been different" and not like "hey guys this is objectively worse in about every possible way"
Exactly but those maps NEED more assets too not just changed
What did psycho and insym say?
... Oof
Insym straight up called it horrible early in his video
nothing good, insym genuinely looked disgusted at his first look not even joking 😭 go to around 7 minutes in his video
Guys what do you think about these new animations of the players?
When do you think the update will be released?
<t:1777978800> presumably
Hahaha
insym looked like 🤨 🤢 for a second with the hands XD
I'm still a bit weirded out by the order of things being developed but hey not a huge team that does it, it's not like blizzard or anything so yk
The overall verdict is that the animations caused 100x more problems than they solve
just release the customization
ngl the game was nice when only DK developed it, it was only 1 person, so now should be way better even if it's not a huge team
I don’t understand how they can keep astraight face while playing with the devs when they’re handling the game like they do
It was guaranteed that we would have small delays picking stuff up but damn stuff like the monkey paw rn 😭
this update makes every item look like a cursed possession
Honestly i dont’t like these animations, they looks very weird for me
What time is it in Japan time?
No it was bad compared to now lol
the time i showed will show it in your timezone
You're not the only one I can tell you that
they're forcing themselves to not say anything but by the facial expressions you can see their opinion, at least from insym's side haha
so even for you it's <t:1777978800>
Poor insym haha
yeah there's just so much wrong that i really don't know how it could have transpired in a company with what, like, 30 people? either no one felt able to voice criticisms, those who did weren't listened to, or if they were listened to they decided it was impossible or not worth it to fix it
nah it was decent, only thing that's better now is the ghost sounds and different tiers of equipment, the maps too ofc
reminds me of the "this is fine" meme when everything is burning
THank you
phasmo was peak, just keep reworking the maps, willow, brownstone, edgefield etc
this wasnt needed
Bugged ghosts and evidences, bugged maps eh idk so many broken things, much worse than some odd looking animations imo
It was needed, but not like this 😭
whats wrong with the wrist in the new update, are they gonna fix it?
I think that they added too much prestige’s 4000💀
i even made friends from this server @dry helm and @long thicket to play phasmo with but i dont know if ill still play
Idk bro they just dropped a fire expansion. Blizzard cooking
the game was playable when your entire screen wasn't covered by broken wrist
and broken neck
phasmophobia but you look scarier than the ghost 🔥
I wish that they can fix these animation maybe with the horror 2.0, idk, they had so many months for this update and the animations looks horrible, i can understand that the team is not that big but come on guys
A smol animation for turning emf on and off doesn't hurt but for everything, nah. It's a fast paced game with doing so many things at once, turning switches whilst moving your camera opening doors while switching items like it obviously gets weird with the hands. Imo wasn't rly needed but little things like spirit box and emf animations would be welcomed
1.0 is full release
we're slowly becoming the ghost... i think it's affecting our sanity to go ghost hunting for so many years nonstop
For real, the models look like the girl from the exorcist sometimes
yeah
You what
probably could have the 8 remaining ghost types added in full release
watching psycho spaz out when he dies from Insym's pov is hilarious
They should add a 1v4 mode but the enemy player just has these new models and animations
they definitely wont drop more than 3 ghosts at once
Lord of Hatred be sick
😭
When is the update out?
<t:1777978800> presumably
Thank you!
who knows i mean the devs did mess up the wrist and neck so yea would be better if they released all 8 at once
again, all is presumed ! they might change the timings
they should add a 1v4 mode but the enemy player carries the other players to some kind of large sacrificial hook. and the other players can try and repair generators or something to escape. and there can be a lot of cosmetics to purchase.
i saw what you did there 😠
but theyll need to creatively think about making all 8 ghosts, what ghosts will it be, what folklore, what lore, what abilities, models, evidence etc so many things
would be a creative nightmare to rush out 8 ghosts
All good! Just wanted to get an estimate ☺️
ngl i want more ghost models :')
I mean they succeeded to rush this update so how hard can it be for them really
they literally rushed the character customization
Objective facts say buggiest expansion of all time and also least new content in terms of new zones for an expansion. Very bad class balancing, prices are beyond comedy atp and so on. Yes there's a lot of good stuff too but the bad almost outweights the good. Just ask anyone, it is by no means a 'fire' expansion or any dev cooking, sadly
just you know, with the alan wake event and all, the mind wanders in that direction
rushing out a creative update is harder because without the creativity there is literally no content
i mean... they've been talking about it for years though so... idk how rushed it was
pls no 😭
the wrist and the neck
that's the issue, they've just been talking about it for years 
Reviews prove my point. but go off 😂
Articles prove mine but sure
reviews>articles
Bad class balance my butt. every class has good builds lmfao
Historically buggiest expansion no matter how positive reviews
are they gonna fix the wrist?
That's wow. not d4 💀
probably not
no. live with it 😈
You never mentioned d4? 💀
less than 2 hours until chaos unfolds
my neck. my back. my... wrists.... and my crack
okay...
😭😭
your WHAT
i said lord of hatred 💀
Lord of hatred is d4 lol. They said it
bruh i wanna see destruction spreading with this update 😭 🙏
Noooooo lol xD
they can animate this, i believe in them
Anyone excited for the new update for the clothing?
no
watch out for the 1h slow mode
oh for the clothing yeah
Clothing okayish. Everything else....
For the clothing and customisation yeah, but not for the animations
I think the complaints will roll in fast if they end up pushing it.
it should just be cut, or cook it longer.
Animations? What do you mean?
i don't like how they added dumb piercings but didn't bother to actually fix the wrist tho 😭
who's gonna tell bro
Im sorry
I rather not talk about it
Nah man it’s fine
like... what would i need a piercing for??? i just want to have functional hands and body
Sit down brochacho we've got a lot to say
I don’t even think we need to say
@tame shuttle come here ma boi, we'll show you some stuff
Grab a drink first, you’re gonna need it
best i can give u is 10 rings
nooo, he's gonna spit it on his monitor 😭
thanks, i got more rings than sonic now
Then he wont see the update
sonic the ring hogger
How late will the update release?
oh truee, he'd be saved
sonic the hog ringer
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays
HOG RIIIIIDERRRRRRR
Let’s spare those who can be saved
Does someone know what time the update is ?
13
@wooden karma
Tnx
thats him. sanic...
wrist hoggerrrrrrrr
Nahhhh bro.... The adrenaline animation HAS to be the worst so far
Thanks ❤️
no but surely the devs just trolled the streamers with an early build right
Surely
yes the updates can be questionnable but im SURE they wont be this bad
ye, it's the devs after all, they always troll
copium moment
They were too busy chasing the dragon
I didn’t watch it
son they cant even animate the wrists 😭🙏
it's just cj trolling insym, dw guys. the update will be fine
i say as they drag me into the asylum
yeah surely it cant be THIS messed up
we're going to sunny meadows with this one
😭🙏
stage 1. daniel
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I don’t think
Guys... Im watching insysms stream, you HAVE TO HAVE A LIGHTER to turn on the oil lanters, but you dont even use it in the animation
not even sunny meadows theyre taking us back to old asylum
guys remember, they trolled us with the tanglewood kitchen before, they're just doing it again
Idk, ppl's impressions of varying taste > what actually happened? Probably diff things matter to diff ppl ig
Sooo true
Bruh got me confused
We’re cooked
where can you see when the update drops
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays
What version u say is best?
What was the old one like
Guys im scared please tell me its all a nightmare
Guessing bad
backrooms @trail stone
old one was very similar to highschool, bunch of copy paste
that should help 😭
but it was even bigger than highschool
Ohhh god highschool is my most hated map
this is a better explanation lmao
backrooms but literally all white
I'm so sorry...
Unlimited rooms lol
old one was just yellow-ish, huge hallways like a maze type of map
Back then long ahh corridors with no los speed up ghosts probably wasn't the worst
What do you mean?
bad. i kinda liked it honestly because it was so bad it was like parody levels of bad.
not a fun gameplay experience but yeah. tons of mazelike rooms, really difficult to navigate. mirror could often be useless cause you'd see like 'day room 1', which looks almost identical to 'day room 2' on the complete opposite side of the map
you can see insym playing it in 2024 and 2023 when he goes back to play the first version of phasmo for phasmo's anniversary
oh boi, you're missing out on some good stuff
*horrible
I’m afraid I can’t watch right now, I’m going to get some rest now.
I will say I really really do miss the old farm house
He has to understand unfortunately
yes, rest
there were los speed up ghosts back then for sures
Grafton farm hours I really miss
Good
i miss old grafton
rev and jinn
I miss both the old farmhouses and the original tanglewood drive
do i just run into a house with 0 sanity and hope its a demon for the achievement 😭
new one is more horror hell than sunny meadows
Yea was probably my favourite map
In one update they added that yes but for a time only rev was ever faster than you
there's actually a trick on yt to kinda increase your odds, just search it up
You’re not alone
I actually really disliked the old farmhouses
new grafton is my fav map
but grafton was so cosy
i found them really REALLY dark
Nah, it was all brown on brown on brown. Brown floors with brown walls and brown furniture
I was not a fan
I love the old one a lot more then the new one
you maniac 
Not sure if that's an ideal fantasy for an abandoned haunted farmhouse.. lol but I get wym
Lots of good memories from it
lmao ignoring the haunted part
i bet you hated old asylum then
I loved old Asylum. The fact it was so empty and Ghost heartbeat sounds didn't happen until you were in LOS and the footstep sounds occluded between floors meant that you could just "bump" into the ghost round the corner in an empty corridor. Not to mention the heartbeat sound had so much bass you could use it in a Skrillex track
Never played old asylum, also don't get the hype
Old tanglewood will be forever iconic
tbf that was still okay to me than something which genuinely still scares me 😭
Love Sunny Meadows though
Well with the recent bugs wasn't haunted at all for some time lol
Yea I will miss that too
the new grafton is something i can not handle at all
I,hope maybe one day they give us a option to play the old ones
nah but i miss old willow garage doors 😔 and old ridgeview living room and kitchen :(
i hated it for the harder modes but i kind of liked how miserable it was cause it was sort of fun playing with a group of people and just trying to tough it out
exactly. early on we were all terrified 😂
Lots of good memories from the old maps
guys, i tried doing no evidence run and got 3 twins in a row. how do i know its a twin?
New Grafton is beautiful. However, Bleasdale is peak
like it was so miserable it was almost funny. Oh it switched rooms and we're all at zero sanity. OK gang lets go lookin
Maybe a good idea for the anniversary is to bring back the old maps for that event period
1.5hrs. The anticipation for chaos, it grows.
I’m trying to remain positive about today’s update but really not succeeding. The animations are ridiculous and the VR style gameplay isn’t what I think console/PC players want, if I did, I’d get a VR. Do you think the update will make you decrease gameplay?
it's funny cause the ghost was scarier to me back when the only sounds it has was a burp 😭
I would live in Bleasdale
anyone know what time the character updates in australia? AEST?
Until ghost is outside 😭
new grafton looks like it would haunt me through the screen
hunt footsteps
no need to try and remain positive, this chat already had a whole meltdown
Bleasdale looks nice, but I'm not cleaning all that, lol
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
Omg the burps. Absolutely incredible 😂
My hopes drop like crazy after I saw the animations
thanks
fr
the burps were scarier to me than the sounds we have now XD
The customisation was enough why add animations
looks like a cockroach standing up 😭
LOL
I think I joined the meltdown yesterday. However I try and not be effected by things I have no control over but this is my favourite game and I fear it’s been ruined to the point I won’t play anymore 🫠
you can try and listen for double interactions in quick succession but its not reliable, and in no evidence listening for hunt footsteps is a good way to rule out a lot of ghosts anyway
cause we need to see them hands
We do see them
it is the only game i genuinely play too but idk after this
I also think that's because it sounds less human. A lot of the ghost sounds now had a lot of humanity put in them
Animations were a really good idea but the way they did it is horrible
hey watch this new trick i learned
breaks wrist
Probably just this tbh yea
watch sanity should only exist if you're playing on a difficulty under 3x
yeah, and the animation it had before where it would just stand there and move it's head like it was trembling and creaking or smth 😭 they feel more human now. they were legit monsters before
Let me just check the time breaks every bone in arm lol
😭😭
wait, I heard you can prestige past 20 with the new update, is that true ?
We also cannot forget. 
yep, up to 4000
yes max prestige is 4k now
New max is 4000
the only thing that's going past prestige 20 is your wrist
Been lurkin' in here for idk how long. A couple years at least. Never felt much need to talk. Mostly doing so rn in the hopes that someone at Kinetic is watchin' chat.
I've always held Phasmo as a game that played good first and looked good third. Going off of what I've seen of the EA build given to the creators, I think this needs more time to cook.
💀 💀 💀 💀
they dont care unfortunately yet at least
theyll care after theyve already released the update
holy moly
i cant wait for the new battlepass
I do feel like with all the hate for the animations I feel like they got to do something
"we don't listen to the players, as we already know exactly what our game needs"
is it easier to level up too? now that the max prestige is insanely high
no lol theyve not said anything about that at least
or theyre just trolling us obviously 
also someone called n*pple keeps typing and im really wondering what theyre about to say 💀
phasmo battle pass, i just sha, out my ahh, booted up my pc cause i need need to get that phasmo battle pass
is it true the new update is bad
yep
Yeah
did bro just censor nipple
the wrist and neck and all
idk bro i dont wanna get warned for something
let the nipple express itself
Hello everyonee! Has anyone seen the new Insym preview update? The animations are atrocious O.O
:(
I will miss the old models
I was hiding again and the ghost just walked up to me and killed me 😭
Making the jankiest game even more janky has to be a hidden talent frl
this gotta be a joke
I saw the animations on a stream last night, they're so scuffed, but also in a hilarious way
it's not even janky in a good way, they made it janky in a bad way
to think that this is the #50 most sold game ever
just add the 8 remaining ghosts at this point @vague ibex
Ohh no I broke my leg lol
Not at all. You just break your bones when looking at the watch, holding items. Oh and you can take pictures with your thermo now
god forbid you crouch and look up with these new animations
The prestige update was by far me least favorite update prior to the one releasing today. Way for them to increase my stress two-hundredfold with more prestiges that never needed to exist. Leveling linearly has and always will be better.
Every character has legitimate scoliosis and joint displacement
you'll be one of the 8 ghosts atp
Yeah, there's a line between charming jank and just cringy jank, and this is goin' over that line =p
When exactly is it dropping?
oh yeah the new photo camera THERMOMETER
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
Ill take bendy back over broken wrist any day
Oh shit that's soon
Not at all worth going past 20 now
You get nothing for it
oh yeah we now hold the flashlight like we're aiming down sights with a glock and like our wrists are stretches of mozerella cheese
Nipple, please finish your statement, we're anxious to see it
😭
bro who is nipple lmao
the update is jank as hell but i'll take it over no content at all, and i trust the dev team to do some serious polishing especially after this reaction
im crine
Oh
NIPPLE HAS SPOKEN
they won't
thank you nipple, we expect that as well
took bro 5 business days to type that
Yeah for sure nipple is a positive individual
thought bro was gonna say something intellectual
Why couldn't they just put the watch on the top of the wrist and just hold your arm out when looking at it I don't get it 🤣
W nipple
do we know if the sanity watch is disabled in nightmare+ that previously had sanity display disabled?
they want to make things harder for themselves
I have hope they add a on and off button for the animations
if the display is off then it's off yes
Never
they enjoy a good challenge, one of those being us disappointed in their job XD
so is the update coming out in like an hour or sum
Basically if the sanity screen is broken = no sanity on watch
does anyone have anything actually good to say about the update besides the sanity watch being ideal? cos i’ve heard NOTHING else
that's a saving grace at least. it's still insanely strong
chaos and meltdown is coming in an hour or sum
Honestly, one thing I actually like in this update is the watch. Been workin' with new players a lot over the past few months, and the amount of confusion over sanity thresholds and what it interacts with (and what it doesn't) has been very enlightening.
just the customization is good, animations are bad
great
Tbh I am happy for the customisation
what’s disappointing is a dev was in a stream yday saying give feedback and here we all are saying some and we’re being ignored
hmm... your flashlight now produces shadows on objects you aim it at :D
nope broken wrist and broken neck and broken legs
Exactly, flashlight as its own inventory slot with its own drop key. Flashlight held at the waist pointing forward, and a keybind to pull your arm up to look at the watch.
Investigator 1: bro, your flashlight is off, you can lower your arm
Investigator 2: NEVER RELAX AT ALL, OUR BACKS TO THE WALL
too bad this suggestion wont do shit as devs dont look at that channel at all
yep
they said they don't listen to players because they already know exactly what the game needs
This is exactly what I want
whens the update poppin
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
neat thanks
that’s just made me never wanna play the game again lmao. fuck the update. i’m uninstalling 🥲 what an ick
only listens to partners
cj used to speak here in the past :(
Yeah its actually sad...
it was CJ who said feedback was welcome
maybe it's possible that the animations are tied to the new customization system so they aren't that straight forward to seperate, but this is def a good idea
If they looked at the channel they wouldn't drop this update 🤣
Stage 3. Depression
Like im SO EXICTED for these ghost hunting games but phasmo keeps missing
They must know of the feedback tho, I mean just look at Insym or Phsycho's reactions..
yes i thought that too but if theyve done that then idek what to say
insym look horrified like he'd just smelled a rotten egg or something
saw a pic of the new animation holding a flashlight and a thermometer, they arms are stretched out like their life depends on it
at this point just add the 8 remaining ghost and redo the costimization
that's the good thing though, yeah. insym's reaction for example is the same a ours and they listen to insym and the others
😂 😂 😂 😂
brudda 😭
😭😭
am i wrong
I watched a stream yesterday and not only do the animations seem really poor, but it looks like it’s so much harder to read the evidence items like thermo, etc. and the journal looks so far away 🙁
When did they say that? If it's true then maybe the real ghost will be this game
tower of god reference?
if you keep asking for the 8 ghosts, you'll become one of them
they already got 27
exactly
I'm new to this chat, but I'd like to share my thoughts on the new update based on what I've seen.
And seeing this kind of animation when the promises were different really disappointed me. It almost seems disrespectful to the players who have always supported the game to release an update like this... I love phasmo but... I don't know
and broken wrists and necks and legs
No reason for them to turn a simple animation like pulling up your arm to look at a watch into some weird janky inhuman pose with your wrist bent backwards if like to know which of the animators on the team looked at it and went 'yesh that'll do' 🤣🤣
I'll take new content any day over new player models and new animations. A new evidence item and 18+ new ghosts is the type of update I'd be excited for. This makes me want to take a long break.
wait how broken are the legs
very lol
when you turn around while crouched, your leg becomes a slime
when you crouch they snap into the crouch animation
👀 ❔
Like rubber lol
gum-gum?
this might just be the worst update for a game i’ve ever seen
so the head area is broken the wrist is broken the leg is broken
dum-dum
Tbh I have seen must worse
the entire body is broken XD
how 😭
Imagine DK just sitting here looking at everything
Try not being able to play the game for a whole week after a update
at this point the game is going to have 36 ghosts the 35 hostile ghost and you the character
DK release old phasmo from when only you developed it so we can play that one on the mean time
When do the twitch drops start?
double this update and give it to the next person 🥀
if you’re on pc you can play old versions through steam
If I could play 0.5.0. from 2021, I'd be so happy.
well phas seems kinda unplayable like this
no what
phasmo doesn't have that option on steam
I still want to see for myself though
Will definitely be funny 100%
Yeah
yes it does
Hi @fast geyser
no, that's why they give insym and other content creator an specific build in private
Mornin
Yeah lol
oh yes we're all waiting for it 😈
I join you for it if I am awake
I'll probably try it with the boys
I did watch a duo play the new update and it’s awful. You can see the book being opened. I feel the point of Phas has now gone ‘too realistic’ it didn’t need changing imo. Customisation yes but have it so character could be third or first person to see and give people the choice
The wait for the update always feels soooo long
thank god
Definitely going to be funny
hear me out, what if they made our old character models the new ghost models but like a lot more torn out clothes and ugly face
you can get old versions on steam, find it on steamdb and use download depot in the steam console
today it feels short
😭 😭 today maybe thats a good thing
what time is the update coming?
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
1 hour 10 mins
hopefully never the game is janked
nice thanks
I appreciate the head's up that any time is an estimate 
hmm, normally you could not, on steam you can play old versions by just going to the game's settings on steam and it'd allow you to, without the need for a console
Why do I have a felling it actually might get delayed

i'm afraid you'll set the slow mode to 1h soon XD
i haven’t seen that method, only ever used steamdb
it's gonna be so horrible for the mods to deal with what might unfold
i see... well it works like this for other games, i had never heard of your method before
We apologize in advance for the incoming wave. Good luck 🫡
We do usually up slow mode a bit around updates just to keep things from being too chaotic
if any dev saw any feedback then they surely would
the most slow mode i saw was 5 minutes
nono, trust me... this won't be a bit 😭
How long till the update?
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
thanks
Is there gonna be downtime after the update or?
if they delay to improve it i would be fine with that
but surely they have right? At least the content creators feedback
there never is
surely
Yeah
I'm not concerned. I enjoy seeing people pop in to discuss it the game and give their opinion. All we're here for is to make sure it's done respectfully

when
Gotcha, just wanted to make sure ig, since all the new stuff lols
I feel like many people are gonna be really disrespectful
At least the mod team is good quality
Probably. It would not surprise me if someone breaks something so bad this happens.
i wanna disrespect those wrists so badly ngl 🥶
😭
Opinions are valid. You're allowed to not like something. But they can be expressed without being problematic
I feel sorry for the streamers who aren’t kinetic partners but stream the game daily bc what happens if they dislike the game update ?
Personally I am a sucker for customization so I am excited to have a lil more control over my character
I think most think the customisation is fine, it’s the animations
I guess they can move on to something different. Although I know when you're a niche streamer that is really difficult
"Late" and it haven't even dropped yet
somehow related to this patch discourse, do we know what additional changes was made to the game in besides the character custom and model/animation stuff?
Ngl, i feel like my tism might need time to adjust to the new looks of things, i have trouble with big changes but I'm def willing to give it a chance!!
I do hope i can make my character gothic or overly goofy, want to make a unique and recognizable char so people can be like "ohhh, its this guy, he's always a blast to play with" or something 🤣
I personally don't mind any of em. And I really like some of them
Custom hue, saturation and luminance sliders please. <33
Your professionalism in this situation is very nice but so far from the chats, I've unfortunately not seen a single good thing about the animations and some people probably will go overboard while "expressing" their hate 😭
To be honest that's totally fair. As someone with OCD I always have to get used to changes myself
i’ve been said this since i saw it! my neurodivergent brain can’t comprehend how the update went from customisation to a whole new gameplay essentially
I know floats are a bit more complicated than booleans, but I'm sure you guys can figure it out. 👍
renegade seems to be the most adaptive player here
Wonder if we can get a colorblind mode cuz i struggle hardcore to see in the areas with anything below a tier 3 flashlight and even then its sometimes difficult 
People are allowed their opinions, I don't mind that one bit. Me liking something doesn't mean everyone has to. I think there's always room for differing opinions
Its the curse of being neurospicy
Mahoraga type of adapting atp
have you turned the brightness up to max and eye adaption?
Yep!!
fr, mahoraga learned from renegade
my graphics card doesnt even support eye adaption 
😔
Yeah agree. I’d love an option in settings to have animations on or off. But I asked a dev and they said no because it doesn’t make sense to run 2 systems or something (couldn’t be quoted on exact wording) but I think it makes perfect sense
Very true tbh, imagine if we all liked the same thing, we'd be listening beethoven eating some sort of rice and patato, no new music, no new food etc crazyyy
:( some people use nvidia filters or smth to make it more brighter but idk what to tell u :(
hey but bethoven and rice are nice :(
I think I can get used to most of the animations, but a few still needs a bit more work. Mostly the Tier 2s
for intel graphics card there is also intel filters !
Honestly seems fair, gotta remember how this game started, crazy how far its come tbh
but theyre not as good as nvidia
Better post update to turn it off - if you look too much at the journal the put it back, youll almost see full black for a few seconds
Rather metal and emo stuff sorry bud 
yeah i dont think ill be missing out lol
😔 it's okay bud
I just can’t see why it takes me 5 seconds to turn on a firelight and salt isn’t placed straight away. Even though smudge is instant, some people are visual and won’t leave the area until the smudge is lit
Beethoven is metal wdym 
Fair enough
Me(n)tal ;)
Jk jk 
i haven't been playing much lately anyway so ig i'll just wait until they fix this abomination and try it out XD no pressure
I feel like this update's gonna force this rather fast paced game to be slower which will ofc not have many positive effects
If phasmophobia was a game where you were primarily supposed to be "scared" of the ghost, this would make sense
Unfortunately I do think it’s permanent which is disapponting
wait until they finally add the no crouch run 😭 or rather, disable being able to run while crouching
But we ghost hunting
I haven’t played in 5 months 💀
Ngl, i like the idea of a slower game pace, nowadays people just speedrun and it feels like its too fast but ofc opinion warning
He means they can fix the animations with an update or rework some things in the future
I definitely tend to play the game more chill
Feels like I’m just here for the vibes now lmao
anyone know when exactly is the update? i know its today but wat time
dw blackwidow, we all here for the vibes 😎
I do my 0 ev 0 San still occasionally but usually I go for a more relaxed custom difficulty nowadays
Soon™
The speed at which you play a game is heavily decided by the user. You can beat a 3 disc game like FF7 in hours, or weeks/months.
I think that the animation aren’t that bad we just need to try them
I think 13:00 but i am not sure
From what I saw from Insym's stream, the responsiveness of items isn't too far off from current. Smudges and such trigger immediately and only a couple items seem to need a second at most before they deploy. Quick swap photos still seems to work, too
13 wat time?
try them out and let me know 😊
Europe i think
What time is this update?
@grave tangle so actually won't play now?
Looks like it can still be played pretty quick overall
Yea, model animations were much jankier than the equipment
Looks like I pinged myself lol
ofc
i also dont like that im probably gonna have to play in 70 fov to have a proper experience now
do you know how little that narrows it down?
<t:1777978800> presumably if no delays or time changes
I dont really know any other times so i think its 1 hour after the middle of the day (great explenation)😭
anyone wanna hop on??
70 is bad. 80-85 seems like the sweet spot.
fluttershy playing a ghost game 😭
-Lfg
yay
Yeah, I really think they need to figure out how to decouple the FOV scaling from the player model and held items
i used to play on 85 until a couple months ago so hopefully the switch back wont be too harsh
yup absolutely i scream louder than the banshee
could be delayed or time could be changed, that is just the usual time
So the light is in the left hand, but we're still limited to 3 items, so now the right hand has become 2 slots
Personally I think it was a huge waste to not just have a left and right hand individually so you can you also hold the sound recorder with the paramic or spirit box
yeah i hope not
i hope yes if it means they're fixing it
would you like them to add ghost - Sobol
Phas update in 55ish minutes 😄
shame we cant dual wield smudges
lmao
Lmao
im very excited
Yeah, the flashlight staying in offhand when 'selected' is gonna confuse pretty much my entire friend group and probably frustrate several of them
Bro, peak idea 🙌
Bro would enter the building by crushing the truck into it

I just saw insym deal with this - the lighter no longer has a dedicated slot in the inventory.....
y'all just don't get it. bro just wants to smoke some smudge with the ghost
I don't know why the left hand can't be its own inventory slot related to flashlights and lighters alone. That'd be soooooo much better.
What is even the function of flashlight when you have headset tier two 🥲
i literaly cannot smudge for my life
He confirmed that as a bug, couldn't replicate it
Oh ok thanks
And sound recorder
My heart dropped for a sec
akimbo model 1887s on tanglewood
dual weird video recorder and photo cam for the papparazi weekly challenge
i love you T2 headgear 🙏
Yess
Or DOTS/UV and photocam
😎
ghost wouldnt stand a chance
we should all marry the T2 headgear
They should make our character swap the flashlight to the right hand, because yeah I can see this confusing so many people
whats wrong w t4
Gospel
my thoughts exactly
And how do you even know if you've "selected" the flashlight if you have 2 free slots + the flashlight?
T2 headset is the VIP of the game, T1 and T3 are useless and the T3 torch doesn't give enough light over T2 headset to justify a loss of hand
Hang on duel wield tripods
there is 3 slots on the right hand , just the slot in which the flashlight is will be empty on the right hand
Trust
they should remove the flashlight from the left hand and have it floating on the characters shoulder
Im hoping that its 3 items + flashlight.
SOMEONE HOP YOUR ASS ONNNNNN
it's not
Im.happy to!
-lfg
Unfortunately I don't think it is 😔
Awwhh
idk what that means dude..
They should remove all the equipment, just spawn in front of the house without a truck
Has the update came out?
Not yet, no
you have to ask people to hop on in #lfg-eu
you can go ask for people to play with in that other channel basically
It's still in the closet
code is 915052 :)
should be <t:1777978800:R>
wellllll i did it here cause i cba to find it
Yes, do please keep the lfgs to the LFG channels, keeps it a little cleaner in here
one channel down? lol
it's linked in the message lol you can click the channel
have you seen the broken wrist and broken neck and broken legs
thanks you
Renegade teach me how to adapt
Well 50 minutes left to play good phas lol
hello
Listen, I love the broken neck crouch pose
Although it's legacy, bendy back, will be missed
one of the best pokemon
i thought the whole point of this update was to not have anything like that though
The players have never looked healthier
Did you see the 'standing up' animation after a squad?
Bendy back will forever be in our memory
lets just how the devs does not mess up the 8 remaining ghosts
I could be wrong, but my guess is this update was largely to get the models in line with what they need to be able to do for further updates
I love the pc nodding, looks like those never stopping duck eating mimic devices!!
My friend on pc does it randomly and makes duck noises, cracks me up every time
let me guess mlp fan
Same. I genuinely believed these upcoming updates would polish the jank out of the game and prepare it for 1.0. Not regress it back into the dinosaur age.
btw guys if you die in phas you die irl so just be careful on the new update
it all looks bad but here i am, waiting anxiously for the update (i am a hypocrite yes!)
True
I hope that was what their thinking was 
guys okay stop. listen, our characters are just skin walkers, that's the lore behind it. i just didn't' want to spoil it for y'all...
High risk high reward, worth it
Be careful out there guys
when does the update come out?

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