#Deadlock

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plucky tusk
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Drifter is deceptively weak early

vast sandal
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they just cave your skull in and then vanish to go wrench some other laner's head off when they least expect it

merry verge
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Yeaaah

finite grotto
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tbf the nice part about calico and yamato specifically is that they can transition into bruiser and become way less feast or famine then drifter for worse late scaling

plucky tusk
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you can get a few kills

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drifter never starves

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Sometimes the other team just feasts harder

merry verge
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The rend adjustment made it harder to stick around but just buy extra regen etc

vast sandal
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Drifter can starve you're just enlightened about how to stay in the game even when it sucks

plucky tusk
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but if you're fairly actively playing well then you will always end up a chud killer

vast sandal
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which is like

finite grotto
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yamato builds especially are moving more away from pslash oneshotting

merry verge
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Assists granting full stack is a gift from heaven

vast sandal
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REAL

plucky tusk
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real af

vast sandal
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assists granting stacks means Drifter can actually play from behind

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and not like

fickle kite
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the most scared I've been is finding an attack speed drifter with a ton of anti heal

vast sandal
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get reamed all game

fickle kite
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monster

merry verge
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I miss ult granting spirit damage

vast sandal
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tbh when we lane together my role is generally to arm the doomsday weapon May

plucky tusk
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My late game loadout usually looks like ricochet ap burst fire with stamina mastery and infinite speed

merry verge
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But 10m sprint..

vast sandal
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I'm the motherfucker starting the countdown by doing Warden and Bebop crimes

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"wow it sucks that you're laning against Drifter, menacing snowball hypercarry who punishes positioning errors really harshly"

plucky tusk
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and then I kill them all in late game and cause generational crashouts

vast sandal
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"what if I fucking got you"

finite grotto
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looking at current yamato builds reallly do be looking like a lot like calico builds lol

plucky tusk
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The thing that I do really well as Driftuh in a game where I'm behind imo is the ability to know when to show up to do nothing and pick assist stacks up and then catch enemies in the jungle

plucky tusk
finite grotto
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the yam builds diverge a bit atm depending on the person

merry verge
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Lightbringer.jpg

finite grotto
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but everyone does agree going rushing t2 on her 2 is the best

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shit feels so good

merry verge
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'Just buy items' thanks guide

finite grotto
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i like these layouts

merry verge
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It's deffo for already knowing the char

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Just a more selective shop

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But i likes readin notes

plucky tusk
fickle kite
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I'm coming around to just using the shop?

plucky tusk
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that's just a shop without items that aren't good for you

plucky tusk
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If i need something unusual there's the shop

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But otherwise I keep the common counterbuys in their own category. My Alts in another

merry verge
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Blessed icon update

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I used to be so bad at the shop

plucky tusk
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And then the core build in just three little rows

merry verge
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Final drifty thoughts: T3 Bloodscent is so boring

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Please be anything else

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It's very good and works with the ult now but zzz

plucky tusk
fickle kite
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them passive abilities be liek

plucky tusk
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Here's my layout for the build

merry verge
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The first two upgrades are neat!

plucky tusk
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yes I know I use like 0 spirit but deadass spirit does like nothing for you unless you really commit to your mark

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Nearly all your damage is weapon damage

merry verge
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Yeaaahhh I kind of wish he was more balanced in that regard

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Also Shadow Weave rep, yusss

plucky tusk
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The code for the build is up there I highly recommend it

merry verge
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Same it's kind of the cherry on top of already winning

plucky tusk
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Don't worry about the description

merry verge
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But he uses it so well

plucky tusk
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It's also fully annotated

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Honestly you don't need to buy in order

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I frequently buy out of order by need

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Deadlock chat Hella important question part 4 or part 6 for the lock in session

fickle kite
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shout out the build system and ability to annotate things

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Its kinda incredible

cosmic cypress
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getting my ass beat in deadlock

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but Learning

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did laugh my fucking ass off with Rem as my lane partner

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who kept saying 'RUN POCKET, IT'S THE IDF' when we were dived by Vindicta/Ivy

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and 'thanks netayahu'

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'we have to kill them, it's morally right!'

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what a fucking blast, I love finding nutjobs who VC

somber creek
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I keep running into people using Netayahu as a devil-figure

cosmic cypress
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lmao nice

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Down to 8 heroes left to play

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after an HOUR long silver game

vast sandal
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we did it, 8 repetitions of the same post

late hare
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been on a losing streak all day but the second I decide to play Seven we win and I take MVP

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truly this must be a sign

rich grove
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yoshi rewards anyone who sticks to seven

jovial jay
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well that and seven is a great carrry character. esp if he wins lane, man can jungle fast

undone galleon
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stick-seven

vast sandal
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Seven's a motherfucker

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he's excellent at harvesting the rice, scales really well with having money, and is generally just this accelerating building problem of a character

worldly dirge
reef mist
fickle kite
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Yamato is an aura machine

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super fun to play

gray otter
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have yall seen this yet

undone galleon
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wait did we get the full stack

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lesgoo 6th person to link this, u can now play a fully stacked deadlock game

worldly dirge
undone galleon
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3 more & we can get a custom match

granite heath
worldly dirge
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Today is deadlock day, right ?

fickle kite
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it's always deadlock day

finite grotto
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this lagged the fucking shit out of my pc holy

finite patrol
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as usual I wont be around for the eu time so someone else will need to lock that in

still swan
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Is Seven's current design from Neon Prime?

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Cause it already fits him pretty well

agile void
still swan
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Neat

agile void
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helps that his lore didnt really changed and the only tech stuff is his head

still swan
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Fair

agile void
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which doesnt really have real life parallels

fickle kite
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real life parallel is cool hat

finite grotto
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yo fucked up of the celeste @finite patrol

worldly dirge
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@merry verge
@finite grotto
@plain furnace
@feral umbra
@rocky cobalt
@mossy pine

vc is up if you guys want to play deadlock

finite grotto
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sry gaming with some friends atm :c

worldly dirge
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damn

plain furnace
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i'm playing warframe...

worldly dirge
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so i just found out how max bullet res looks like

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took a while for the spawn guardians to kill me

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just noticed the icons are probably from neon prime

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its almost been 30 min and none has joined so i will be closing the vc

finite grotto
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so the mmr system is like omega fucked

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I played with a friend who was lower rank and it seems like it doesnt accoutn at all for rank disparity when deciding how to change mmr

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he lost 3 ranks after 1 game that we lost

fickle kite
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it's tough out here

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same happened to me and my buddy who doesn't care too much and just plays for vibes

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we lost 3 games and now I'm considering just not fucking caring about it rn

vast sandal
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Rank right now is very ???

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Play your best

fickle kite
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glhf!

vast sandal
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Oh also if you’re nice to your online teammates when you tell them what they can be doing to help the team win the match, they might actually do it instead of cursing at you in VC

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I told a Haze player who looked like she was threatening to be the weak link “if you run this urn and then farm and avoid fights for the next few minutes you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower” and instead of complaining she actually did it, got back in the game and contributed a lot towards the end

fickle kite
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wholesome

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It's like that clip of Victor trying to teach his M&K how to sweet spot the sinners

jovial jay
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I didn't play all weekend and somehow went up from emissary 1 to 2 with the updates

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Don't ask me how that happened I'm as cofnused as y'all

finite patrol
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I promoted you

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for my evil reason

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<@&1277035919182008330> folks down to play some deadlock in 55min?

jovial jay
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his hardest cc is telegraphed, and you know the rules of his game pretty quick

finite patrol
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warden cc spam is not very fun to play against but it doesnt really do that much damage

jovial jay
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well yeah we make up for damage by buying big guns

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and also the fact that his rof scales with spirit power, if his flask hit like a truck he'd get real op real fast

finite grotto
finite patrol
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uwu

maiden ledge
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deadlock notes: lanemate did not show up to lane on laning day

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at least the match was 20 min

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i would be a lot more frustrated if this wasnt my Tour Of Every Hero

cosmic cypress
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Right?

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I'm down to seven heroes to play

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so naturally I should play seven

worldly dirge
worldly dirge
twilit roost
terse aspen
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Gun Geist is good right now, right? How does that work?

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Use Spirit Bomb for farming, the other two abilities to supplement gun damage and just shoot them to death? (Ult is ult, I assume)

vital knoll
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Bomb is more of an afterthought next to the gun after lane

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It's the skill you level last and you skip on Mystic Burst or Tankbuster so it's mostly just a laning tool

vast sandal
lavish shale
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it's mostly just Malice for extra damage, Life Drain for extra tankyness
and her gun being pretty good

vast sandal
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right now I think that hybrid geist is really scary because Geist's best gun items are only 3 or 4 slots and you can have them feed into merking people with Spirit Rend into a hyper damage Life Drain

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full gun and full spirit are both quite strong

terse aspen
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Gotcha

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I've been playing full spirit bomb build, but I'll see if I can find a hybrid build I like

vast sandal
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I also mostly play Spirit Geist lmao

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it's really efficient at farming and clearing lane

terse aspen
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Yeah

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Really good at defending walkers and base too

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Which is helpful since I keep losing

vast sandal
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you can play hybrid by starting with bomb and spirit items early with like one gun item to supplement it in lane, then pivot after you have the ability to rapidly farm and get tons of cash

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I personally recommend Spirit Shredder Bullets, it reinforces your early game playstyle of throwing Malice, plinking with your gun against enemies that have the amp on them, and then finishing them with Essence Bomb

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that and the Spirit lifesteal is nice for Geist

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I should really compile my hybrid concepts for Geist and put together an annotated build

terse aspen
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If you do, I'll try playing it

severe loom
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Is Geist relatively easy, or do you need to have your movement skill decently well up to play her?

terse aspen
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Spirit Bomb Geist is really easy

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Press 1, then run away

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You can obviously do more than that, but that's how you play cautiously

jovial jay
severe loom
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Yeah, that's what I'm worried about, playing a squishy character (or laning as a squishier character) and going 1/9 to a Drifter or Mina or something

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But I suppose I'll try her out next time I play

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There are a couple characters I feel like if I can get reps in I would want to play

vital knoll
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Geist is SHOCKINGLY tanky

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Like her base HP and HP scaling are high, and she's got two abilities to keep her health up

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Plus if people are bad you can always get ganked and do the ol

finite grotto
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i hate geist

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this is a message by lash players

vital knoll
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Swap into spam all your buttons and shoot a couple times and call it a day

vast sandal
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okay let me say my piece on Geist

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Geist has a low skill floor but you can get REAL jiggy with it thanks to her 3 enabling all sorts of nonsense and her 4 enabling her to get real evil

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what I mean by a low skill floor is that if all you do is chuck essence bombs and replenish your health with Life Drain and occasionally use her ult to win fights you have no business winning, you are already bringing a lot of value to the table because her 1 is that good and her gun is that good and her ult is that good

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but Geist can do a lot more: using her 2 and 3 together to run people down is really scary, maintaining a 2+ Malice stack on your opponent in lane means their life is constantly in danger if you decide to turn around and murder them, Life Drain is a set and forget that lets you cook up all sorts of noxious evil on people in the middle of fights while constantly dealing damage and healing, her 1 at T3 lets her just toss it into lesser camps while actively fighting and suffering no loss of efficiency at either of those tasks

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staying at around half health on purpose with conscious use of Malice's self-harm lets you constantly threaten to assassinate someone with your ult while it's up and you're never that far from healing to full if you pick decent items

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actually the thing that I will say that is sort of unintuitive is once Geist's ult is up, the whole deal around her health and the kill threshold for enemies becomes very important to consider and also the dynamic becomes very different

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you need to have a good estimate of who can kill you fast and how much health they can do it from, and consciously stay healthy enough (ie use Malice and Essence bomb less and potentially Life Drain a minion just to top up) to make sure you aren't going to get jumped on and killed by Lash, and you also need to be keenly aware of who has Silences that they're going to rely on to engage onto you with in hopes of killing you before you can press 4

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you gotta keep one eye on Shiv, Venator, Vyper etc. at all times because they are absolutely fiending to execute a Lady Geist with their abilities that effectively prevent you from pulling a last moment health swap

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conversely if the enemy team doesn't keep an eye out for you at all times and lets you do your shit, Geist with ult is like 2 whole people and a free kill in any team fight, you are an absolute menace to society who can just forcibly win confrontations because you said so

terse aspen
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I can also say, it is really satisfying to go to a lane by yourself, see the Drifter approaching, walk around a corner and wait with your 4 up, health swap him, hit 3 and then drop an essence bomb on him

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I recommend being at least 5k souls up on him if you try this

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But if you are

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It's really fun

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Oh yeah, this also assuming you let him do enough damage first for the 4 to do something

stable forum
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Fighting Geist is weird

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I play bruisery characters, I don't think she's that big of a threat because I can still kill her from 30% on Silver or whatever

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did they make the thing where you oneshot people with focus lens not work?

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I haven't seen that in a while for some reason

spring tundra
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Am i building her wrong if i focus really hard on her 2

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And just being a right lifesteal bastard

stable forum
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life drain is fine i think

stable forum
spring tundra
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I think ive played every character in at least steet ball

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Now do i understand every character?

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Looks at billy
No not really
(I know billy is simple but i just cant make him feel good)

stable forum
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my advice for billy is to buy magic carpet because it's funny

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and riding directly into someone is actually fairly good

mild flume
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but the bomb is the easier one to use so you see it a lot

vast sandal
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Life Drain is actually really dangerous now

spring tundra
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Tbh i almost never go hard into her gun

vast sandal
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it straight up kills people

mild flume
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she has one of the best guns in the game

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or so I'm told

spring tundra
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I mostly just grab bullet life steal and the one that makes them weak to spirit and call it a day

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Well yknow and the other misc stuff u pick up

hallow zenith
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Something I need to get better at is looking at who I'm laning against and if it's a bad matchup Just Not

worldly dirge
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i just had 2 of my worst game, one as geist and another as warden, was bottom souls both and one person got fed to the point we could do nothing but suffer till they finished game

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i could not farm as they where always in the jungle and they could 1v1 anyone

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catchup could not be achieved

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to say the least it was miserable

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i think that mo is a smurf from their stats

late hare
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Rem gaming conclusions; I’d rather play Paige

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requires a different skill set and thought process because you want to spend a good bit of time roaming and doing sinners + boxes, but there’s no guarantee the thing you rotate for is there

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this is a learned and generally transferable skill, knowing what’s likely to be up when and so on and so forth, but compared to someone like Paige who can auto clear waves I think I know which is going to take less execution for more benefit

whole moon
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yaaaay okay im starting to figure out how to farm as Vic

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But it works less good for Mina

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I think i just need to aim better

fickle kite
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i like the dead mans funny gun more than I used to

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now I just have to learn to love Yamatos weird shotgun

late hare
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hey alright we take those

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I'm kinda learning how Jerma works

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can't use portals for shit but you also don't totally have to where I'm at

mild flume
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shooting people with them in lane is so good

fickle kite
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i really like confirming a kill with the alt fire+fade away

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maximum aura achieved

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I can't wait for her redesign

hallow zenith
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Does Plated Armour counter Mina?

somber creek
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Kinda

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but by that point she doesn't need shots to proc

hallow zenith
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She doesn't?

plucky tusk
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oh my god

vast sandal
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we did them so bad

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they were such good sports about it

finite patrol
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1 assists
bruh y u gotta do em like that got dam

vast sandal
plucky tusk
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yoshi.

fickle kite
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it's only up from here

terse aspen
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Oh wow, hybrid bruiser Geist is a monster

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I just played a match going hybrid instead of pure spirit bomb

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That was probably the first game I've played in 50 hours where I felt like a real threat to the enemy team

vast sandal
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Oh you tried it too?

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I did some experimenting with it today and it’s kinda absurd

jovial jay
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Yeah going all spirit on... any character has the issues of

  1. Spirit won't scale as well as M1 past ~25-30 minutes
  2. Spirit resilience, spellbreaker and other spirit resist items make your build very survivable in the end game
  3. Once you blow your CDs, you're kinda paddling the canoe up river if that doesn't kill the enemy team
vast sandal
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I’m still feeling out the build order but I’m liking Spirit Rend and Berserker as the first major gun items you pick

jovial jay
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and Geist gun scales pretty well

vast sandal
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Going Spirit early and then transitioning from Spirit Burn bomb into Mercurial Magnum 3 seems really strong

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By the time you have Berserker, Mercmag, Leech and Spirit Rend the build goes nuts

jovial jay
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I forget does Geist bomb have charges or is it just the daggers?

vast sandal
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Neither

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Her 2 has charges at T3

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So a Recharging Rush build would rely entirely on rush 2

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Daggers just charge really fast because they cost 9% of your current HP, which doesn’t matter if you have Spirit Burn and Leech because you just get that shit back

jovial jay
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Then for gun items for her, I'd actually suggest Monster rounds -> Cultist sac to farm/scale, then a 1600 of choice to get to the 4800 spike.

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at least for early game hybrid

vast sandal
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Ohh, Cultist Sac smart

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Spirit Shredder Bullets on top of that is very nice to get the early 4.8k spike

jovial jay
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alternatively slowing rounds

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or Kinetic dash

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but yeah

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Pick a 1600 that fits you

vast sandal
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I’m gonna sit down and workshop this a little

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My initial plan has been to basically build Spirit first because bomb Geist is so efficient at farming

jovial jay
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Up to you, I don't play much geist

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I play Warden, and throw the lady in a cage and shoot from a distance

vast sandal
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haha I also do that

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hmm

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alternative concept here: Ballistic Enchantment on bomb might be REALLY strong

cosmic cypress
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I played viper

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I have a new main

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I need to remember to slide more but holy shit it's so rare I love a character's playstyle AND their aesthetic

finite patrol
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her voicelines are goated

plucky tusk
# vast sandal we did them so bad

You forgot to mention I also developed a horrendously noticeable north jersey accent over the course of the game and was saying rem lines from coney

vast sandal
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you were starting to melt down from playing Celeste yes

plucky tusk
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'this fuckin doorman is worse than a terrorist. He's fuckin awful. He's a Yankees fan' - may 2026

whole moon
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trying gun on mina. having fun with less reloading and faster bullets...

finite patrol
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what gun items u buyin

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keep in mind her gun stats are piss poor so its not a great idea to try and scale them

merry verge
vast sandal
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okay

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I've compiled my Hybrid Geist build

merry verge
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Also have seen even deeply spirit minas get titanic mag

mild flume
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mina cares mostly about mag size and rof

vast sandal
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build ID 590886 if you want to check out my wack ass annotations

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would love critique and comments / questions

spring tundra
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It was monsterous

mild flume
vast sandal
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ahh probably

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my assumption was that Spirit Lifesteal would be enough sustain early when you're mostly relying on bomb for damage

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but it's probably more useful to have Radiant Regen early than to have QS Reload when it doesn't help you a ton, could even delay it more

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BRS and Berserker are where the gun damage starts to really pick up

rich grove
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yeah imo radiant regen falls off a cliff mid but the flat number is crazy early when healbane is a meaningful detour for a lot of builds

vast sandal
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mostly the good thing about Radiant Regen is that it's the homie that keeps you alive back half of laning phase

late hare
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god Sinclair is really fun actually

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love to engage in hack behavior

vast sandal
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Sinclair gets to use the Fun Cool Badass Spell more often than anyone else

vivid nimbus
vast sandal
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hmm

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I kinda have to buy it eventually

final osprey
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It might be better to delay getting your spirit life steal for spirit armour?
As most of your spirit damage early to mid is just life drain which already has 80% lifesteal

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Also Malice is 9% of your health every time you use it, so spirit armour turns that into more like 6%
Instead of just healing 16% of the damage malice does

vast sandal
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ah now that's a good suggestion

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preserves the 4.8k spike for vitality and picks up an item I want anyways

late hare
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I’ve gained a new appreciation for Doorman; you’re kinda always gonna be able to do something at least

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also more room for counter items as opposed to someone like Lash or Seven, seeing as he’s. yknow, a support

vast sandal
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I don't know how I feel about the current iteration on Doorman

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having the cart stun not stun feels uh

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real bad

vivid nimbus
vast sandal
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mm

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I can add in the annotations that Spirit Resilience is the counterpick slot for the build

final osprey
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Spirit Res is not counterpick slot, Geist needs that to not kill herself

vast sandal
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ime not really

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once you have Radiant Regen you're pretty much good until you pick up some more lifesteal (the build I usually play on Geist takes Infuser)

vivid nimbus
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And dispel magic also gives spirit resist

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Although less of it

rich grove
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won the game off the back of a four man Paige counter-initiation

worldly dirge
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haze build be like

vivid nimbus
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I don't like EE or Crushing Fists either

final osprey
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You gotta go Crushing fists for the single Punch you do after sleep dagger

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An entire slot must be used for the single punch

cerulean pendant
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finally managed to break the losestreak by running abrams, think i still have to work out some positioning/timing stuff but i really like how he feels

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also the simplicity of his kit

finite patrol
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hes a lot of fun

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the ult is actually pretty in depth and you can do a lot of interesting tech with the melee mini game as you improve

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but very simple character compared to a lot of the cast

lavish grove
vast sandal
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It's time to change the world.

finite patrol
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abrams but bad

worldly dirge
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Nu uh

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Victor but melee

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Correction, victor but blue

lavish grove
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Isnt spirit Abrams his best build rn?

worldly dirge
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Spirit and melee are the meta

lavish grove
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Yah

worldly dirge
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Abrams got spirit scaling on melee

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Im pretty sure

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You can sprinkle a little gun in there for in between melee

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Charge, melee, shoot, parry bait, melee, shoot

spring tundra
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Abrams gun is terrible iirc

worldly dirge
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Get the item that does a big hit of spirit from time to time when building spirit abrams

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And thats all the gun you need

spring tundra
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Yknow what his gun is good for

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Get spirit shredder

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Where your bullets reduce spirit resist

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But also yeah mystic shot is not an unworkable CK oice

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*choice

worldly dirge
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Its what i have on my build of choice

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I also have my alt build thats pure melee

somber creek
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Abrams' gun was completely overpowered just a few patches ago

worldly dirge
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It gives the enemy free prostate exams

somber creek
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I don't think it got nerfed that heavily either

worldly dirge
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I have got to fix my tendency to have 10 deaths or more in every game

spring tundra
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Looks at the time i went like 0-16-7 as vindicta

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Yeah

worldly dirge
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I love to initiate as all characters but my team rarely follows up

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We could have won so many fights

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I have so many times intiated, got into a 1v3 or more and reduced hp by 90% to all of them just to die and my team to be doing other things when they where nearby a moment ago

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I can always start a fight but i usually dont quite get to finish it

spring tundra
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I dont think this image is

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Really true

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BUT

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it is funny

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As a person who tends to play the right characters lol

vast sandal
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this is a classic image

errant sphinx
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I don't remember what the original of this image was

spring tundra
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Ngl i actually think pocket has a lower floor to do good than haze

#

All of pockets abilities have EXTREMELY clear basic use cases

terse aspen
#

I was gonna say, I've tried playing Haze and could not figure it out. Just holding M1 is not enough.

vast sandal
terse aspen
#

Same with Viper honestly, but at least Viper is helping train up my movement skills

errant sphinx
#

I think it's Ken doing dp

vast sandal
#

this one is a classic

#

this might actually be the original

errant sphinx
#

There's no way the original is virtua fighter

vast sandal
#

it's not

#

that's a SSF4 meme

errant sphinx
#

Oh that makes sense

#

Is that Gen I guess

vast sandal
#

it is

#

yeah a lot of the edits are ssf4.jpg so I think that's the original lol

errant sphinx
#

The ignorant fei long move I know is chicken wing

#

Anyway... deadlock

plucky tusk
#

I gotta get bettah at celeste

lavish grove
#

You should play brawler Celeste

finite grotto
#

this game made me ascend. Smoothest game I have played yet with randoms. No one in the team was VCing or chatting but we still moved like a fucking united front. Just pings and understanding the gamestate

plucky tusk
lavish grove
#

Spellslinga Celeste

finite patrol
#

it used to be like possibly the best gun in the game for a little bit and they nerfed it but its still greay

lavish grove
#

It seems actively hard to build Abrams poorly tbh

finite patrol
#

only way to really build him badly is to skip green items

fickle kite
rich grove
#

dont be ass with it and it isnt bad

fickle kite
#

how can you be ass with it? It hits whatever you point it at it just feels like it does no damage.

#

when it sounds and looks like that its just so disappointing

rich grove
#

it does fine damage in the post game recaps but people are expecting it to deal 6 quadrillion damage for some reason because he used to have the steroid of the gods

fickle kite
#

not I, that was before my time

whole moon
#

the rest of it is Spirit building

#

i played this in my first real game and i did win!! yay!!!

#

but also a yamato did farm a clip off me (killed me with the rope dart dash while i was on rail)

#

i ain't mad that was seriously impressive

rich grove
#

if anything for a guy who mostly punches you and does caster shit youd expect it to do even less at the end of the game, but post mortems can look like ~27% succ 25% melee 25% gun

fickle kite
#

I'll concede that it's vibes. And not actual game balance that informs my opinion

lavish grove
#

I go off vibes but my vibes are immaculate and always accurate so I’m right every time anyway

fickle kite
#

The big blue grizzled detective with equally big fuck off gun reads as someone who should shoot cannonballs as his primary fire

whole moon
#

love bits forever forever

fickle kite
#

but he is punch wizard

#

and theres nothing I can do about it

lavish grove
whole moon
#

oh wait. that's the other one. i lied. 4 gun items.

#

fast bullets more bullets more love-bites!!!

lavish grove
#

Express shot is better for characters with a really low rate of fire but high gun damage so each bullet matters a lot

agile void
#

love bites proc rate is lowered by range

whole moon
agile void
#

that is why mina doesnt build ricochet but mirage does

whole moon
#

idk why you wouldn't buy ricochet on mina cause its funny and good. it means i can just shoot the easiest target, spread the bites around, and cash out easier with a rake or just swap targets when my current one dies

lavish grove
whole moon
#

i may just drop it if it doesn't work out, but right now it feels nice.

lavish grove
#

Fair enough

#

Yah I can’t really say it’s bad lol

#

More bullets is good

whole moon
#

and you're already buying all the fucking Spirit Up Gear and Spirit Burst and the only green im getting is Bullet Lifesteal/Leech and Staminas

#

so its light gun, still a mina build.

#

i don't like pressing actives so i cut those for guns

lavish grove
#

I can’t live on Mina without dispel Magic unfortunately

#

Both feel wise but also my literal life

#

I die very quickly if I get CCed

whole moon
#

if i can't press 2 fast enough i deserve to die

lavish grove
#

That’s true actually

finite patrol
#

if you build melee charge as your only gun item the shotgun is not going to do any damage thats by design

#

the build i follow gets point blank stalker bullet resist shredder and hunters aura and you just splatter fuckers

whole moon
#

great shot from @long flame

#

can you guess what happened next kids

long flame
#

oh there's a deadlock channel here yaaaay

whole moon
#

yes there is hiiiii

long flame
lavish grove
long flame
lavish grove
#

Thanks

long flame
#

i usually onetrick mina with my gf on paige so it's perfect

fickle kite
finite patrol
#

lol

fickle kite
#

when I played him my disappointment came from getting people within one shot, and them getting just enough distance from me that they're outside of effective range. while I scream into my mic "please christ. oh god please I beg you, she's one hit just hit the mina once."

jovial jay
pallid granite
#

yes i did

long flame
#

@pallid granite was my abrams here

jovial jay
#

As you should (I say playing Warden and hating doorman stealing me from team fights)

pallid granite
#

doorman doesn't get to play kidnapper on my watch

long flame
#

this doorman was really bad

whole moon
#

every time he ulted i popped him with lovebites

lavish grove
#

MORE BATCASE PLEASE

#

(From @ rosewaterjelly)

vast sandal
#

@ivory reef the batcase has arrived

upbeat perch
#

you'd've thought batcase would've been a ship that has sailed considering lore...

lavish grove
#

Oh that’s why it rules

#

They’re objectively terrible together

upbeat perch
#

i... need to study romance more

vast sandal
#

good: these characters are cute together
even better: these characters would cause so much mayhem and drama if they fell in love

rich grove
#

RYONA!!!! \o/

whole moon
#

they weren't in love when they were gonna get together

rich grove
#

imagining that in the joe biden SODA!!! voice and laughing hysterically

whole moon
#

so why not be worse together now

vast sandal
#

also frankly Mina's little hater ass comes across as surprisingly cute when she's holding her irrational grudge against Arin and saying stupid petty shit about them

rich grove
#

it's the tsundere cultural programming

whole moon
#

she's so fucking cute is the thing

lavish grove
#

Mina is so bad at actually being intimidating it rules

vast sandal
rich grove
#

"aw that's cute she's trying to play hard to get" "I WANT TO TEAR YOU ASUNDER"

vast sandal
#

I don't think Mina's playing hard to get I think that it's adorable how she clearly still cares enough about Arin to hold her dumb little grudge

lavish grove
#

She never comes off as this powerful vampire she’s trying to be

#

She sounds and acts like a rich brat who’s annoying she has millions instead of billions

vast sandal
#

if there was nothing between them she'd be way less pressed about Arin's existence and the fact that they frankly do not like her

long flame
lavish grove
vast sandal
#

it's great

#

Mina's awful, it's the best, waiter I need more interactions between her and the rest of the cast

#

where the FUCK is the Mina/Geist conversation

fickle kite
#

why are both geist and mina nice to Vic

vast sandal
#

Geist isn't even that mean of a person as a general disposition, she's just really snooty

#

She's honestly pretty friendly with the characters that she's inclined to talk to at all

whole moon
long flame
#

mina being injected into my brain is influencing my lancer blorbos alrdy

#

making lorelia act more entitled and spoiled

#

because she deserves it

spring tundra
#

If they called her vicky i would slam my head through a table

vast sandal
#

like when she talks to Kelvin, Dynamo, Infernus, etc. she comes across as a completely reasonable and kind woman it's super funny

#

it's just that she absolutely doesn't want to talk or be seen with half the cast for social reasons

lavish grove
#

I think it’s really just the difference between her talking to like, the respectable and not respectable members of society for her

#

Infernus isn’t high class but he’s the bartender at a high end bar

vast sandal
#

no it is absolutely that Geist is a horrible classist bigot

lavish grove
#

Then there’s Vyper

vast sandal
#

like, the worst

fickle kite
spring tundra
#

I probably shouldnt send the scanners gif on this server

#

But im blowing ur head up

vast sandal
#

but she's also genuinely not a mean person, she's very friendly with Infernus despite being socially entitled to be way colder with him because he's her friend and she likes talking with him

lavish grove
#

With Billy she just decides his name is William now

#

Because calling a grown man Billy is beneath her

vast sandal
#

it's the best? it rules?

#

Geist even says "They killed William, with the unfortunate goat head!" if Billy dies nearby

#

she's such a fuckin' card

lavish grove
#

Oddly enough she’s also really rude with McGinnis who’s also one of the socially high class members of the cast

#

But she’s a lot more visibly working class so it fits

whole moon
#

i mean McGinnis is nuveau riche

#

gotta let her know her place

lavish grove
#

Yah

rich grove
#

mcginnis also likes 'working' with 'things'

lavish grove
#

She’s also basically Maximilian’s pet genius

rich grove
#

disgusting.

whole moon
#

Mina is also nuveau riche but she's also sucking up to Lady Geist

lavish grove
#

She gets paraded around at events for Fairfax’s reputation

vast sandal
#

I don't think she's that rude with McG tbh

#

They're both just kinda real with one another

lavish grove
#

I mean one of her opening lines is “ugh, you smell of motor oil and labor”

eternal dune
#

That's probably true

vast sandal
#

yeah and McG's conversation opener is calling her outfit impractical

lavish grove
#

It is yah but still

#

Yah McGinnis is rude as well for sure

#

They both start conversations with each other by insulting each other

vast sandal
#

to be fair, Mick Gee is a known rude misanthrope in Cursed Apple high society apparently

lavish grove
#

That’s true yah

#

also man that last line is so funny for McGinnis to say

#

Your job is making magic bombs

late hare
#

in fairness, that is better than being one of the idle rich

#

at least in terms of like, personal self-fulfillment

rich grove
#

she was the first ever tgirl at raytheon

#

we simply must stan

lavish grove
#

You do not in, under any scenario, have to give to the Raytheon tgirls

spring tundra
late hare
#

is it not?

rich grove
#

no

#

I just genuinely think lady geist looks down at mcginnis for being even kind of a manual laborer

late hare
#

right, yeah, no she does

vast sandal
#

yeah obviously

finite patrol
#

you made that? with your own hands???? disgusting!

vast sandal
#

Geist is hilariously conceited and classist it's like her whole thing

lavish grove
#

You think she likes Calico?

#

They can bond over hating poor people

late hare
#

nobody seems to unfortunately

lavish grove
#

But also calico literally gets her hands dirty

gray otter
#

geist seems racist

finite patrol
#

I think the only person geist likes is shiv

vast sandal
#

?

late hare
#

oh, right, Shiv

eternal dune
#

110%

vast sandal
#

She vocally expresses that she likes Kelvin and Infernus

gray otter
#

oh huh

vast sandal
#

and lets Abrams live at her house

finite patrol
#

she only likes characters who were op in early 2025...

late hare
#

she's chill with Dynamo

lavish grove
eternal dune
#

undead white guy I guess

finite patrol
#

hes a wight, guy

vast sandal
#

Kelvin is also a famous explorer

late hare
#

but yeah no the audio lines we do have suggest that nobody likes Calico

spring tundra
#

…. Yknow ive never really considered it but uh

late hare
#

unfortunately

spring tundra
#

What ARE mo and krill

vast sandal
#

Maurice is a giant mole man

late hare
#

moleman and unidentified fucking thing

vast sandal
#

Krill is uhhh

#

Krill's a creature

lavish grove
#

We know he’s not a krill at least

finite patrol
#

the small one is master, the large one is blaster. they are a unit

late hare
#

surprised I haven't seen a few more people go after the Paradox / Bebop thing

plucky tusk
#

Krill is clearly a grey-led projected to create a sapient chimpanzee-human hybrid

late hare
#

it's not quite as openly flirtatious as like, Shiv and Geist, but people have done much more with much less

plucky tusk
#

and he happened to be a Jewish guy from queens

gray otter
#

krill might just be a straight up Little Gray Man type alien

rich grove
#

krill looks like a ben 10 character design

gray otter
#

yeah

plucky tusk
#

where a character asks someone what they do for a living and he replies "what do I do"
"You know. Work."
"Tried it once."

finite patrol
late hare
#

sure, but I've seen a good bit of art of her

plucky tusk
#

deadlock asks the difficult questions about its characters

#

That's why o like them

#

Like "are people from coney island human or fantastical monsters"

#

and "does the hasidi chabad have mole men working to create the sabbat tunnels"

vast sandal
#

Yes

finite patrol
#

wait does m&k lore reference the synagogue tunnels thing

late hare
#

it does not

finite patrol
#

ok lmao

plucky tusk
#

As far as I know they have no references

#

Other than mole man legends

#

but there's definitely other molemen from queens

#

Which is where the joke is then made

magic summit
#

I tried to instill how funny it was into him but he didnt agree

rich grove
#

🥴

finite grotto
#

@finite patrol do you rate torment on Abrams or is just eh and you would rather have like duration and or cooldown?

#

specifically for like the more hybrid abrams and not the full spirit one

finite patrol
#

I dont buy it

#

superior duration is the absolute best purple 3200

gray otter
#

rapid recharge:

spring tundra
#

Like

#

Think about some stuff

worldly dirge
#

Infernos run builds are vile

#

Infernos got a small snowball and then a big one as everyone dies in 5 seconds when infernos ran

#

No one was capable of coordinating properly to kill him

#

I wasted ult on him like 5 times as mo, out of the 5, 3 times he lived with low hp but the team was gone and thus i died, i told them i was diving, they knew, but didnt commit

finite patrol
worldly dirge
#

He died 2 times the whole game, one in laning and another when i combo him and my teammates finnaly got enough damage to kill him

#

Dont think abrams can go too Hybrid

finite patrol
#

the build i follow does have torment pulse as an option but I dont like it that much

finite grotto
#

I am seeing more and more melee apollos

finite patrol
#

I just dont think you really have room

#

its a flexible build though you could skip all the bullet shred stuff and just do the minimum with pb and charge and then build only green and purple if your team is heavy gun and ig torment would be reasonable there

finite grotto
#

hmhm

whole moon
#

torment pulse is for victor in my mind

#

just make the stink aura worse

lavish grove
#

I like it on a few characters

#

Victor, M&K, Abrams, Billy occasionally

cosmic cypress
#

viper stink aura

lavish grove
#

Anyone who’s gameplan is to go in and stay in

cosmic cypress
#

powerful

finite patrol
#

Really good on Rem and Yamato

#

Celeste too

finite grotto
#

big yam item ya

lavish grove
#

I like it on Apollo too

mild flume
#

yeah kinda belongs on anyone spirit go in, and some not spirit go in

lavish grove
#

But it might not be optimal

mild flume
#

I think its pretty good on apollo

carmine jacinth
#

Torment Pulse is kinda good on anyone that goes in close I'll be real, the stat buffs it gives and the damage it does is quite massive.

cosmic cypress
#

I learned today that armor piercing rounds on viper means you can shoot pentrified people

lavish grove
#

Huh

cosmic cypress
#

is it optimal? probably not

#

is it funny?

#

hehehehe

finite patrol
#

iirc it also lets you shoot through the cube and Kelvin dome but this might have been changed

#

gotta be one of the worst items in the game

finite grotto
#

oh ok so melee apollo only goes superior duration cause it gives you an insanly long stun on 2

#

honestly that feels kinda legit tho for spirit apollo too

carmine jacinth
#

It also extends the duration on all of your non-ults I believe so it's good on that front as well

#

being a bit more lax with your 3 uses is kinda neat

vast sandal
fickle kite
#

the evil cannot be placed there red vyper variant haunts me

terse aspen
spring tundra
#

So

#

Im not gonna lie im still kinda figuring out the place of melee

#

It seems like you never really wanna make it ur primary deal deal since parrying is:
easy
very punishing

vast sandal
#

CC

fickle kite
#

Any ability I use that has a stun attached to it

vast sandal
#

most characters that want to melee have a way to force it

#

Abrams has shoulder charge and ult, for example

finite grotto
#

also heavy melee opens up a lot more when you start faking attacks/veer them away from parries

vast sandal
#

the ones who aren't throwing heavy melees usually have a reliable gun, like Billy and Drifter, who both want to mix in light melees but predicting a light melee is a huge gamble

finite patrol
#

if you predict wrong u getting heavy meleed

finite grotto
#

ya

vast sandal
#

or they have an ability that counts as a heavy melee, like Billy again, Bebop, and Viscous

finite grotto
#

I am also still def learning how to punich heavy melee last hitting with the new dash parry

finite patrol
#

I try to NEVER heavy melee unless its guaranteed or im baiting

#

but sometimes I forget :(

fickle kite
#

Victor ult gets a heavy melee from me every time

finite grotto
#

I am def way to liberal with heavy meleeing atm

fickle kite
#

meeee to

finite grotto
#

also heavy melee when people run away is legit cause like I swear sometimes your melee decides to add an extra meter to its range out of fun

vast sandal
#

it has a weird way of connecting with running targets

fickle kite
#

I risk a heavy the first time I'm in lane as Yamato once I unlock my grapple

#

50/50 i get parried

#

but what it does is it sets up my ops to think it's something I'll do after every grapple, so I start feinting after my first bonk

vast sandal
#

that could not be me, early game parry -> death hurts so bad

fickle kite
#

best time for it I think

finite grotto
#

also always the cheeky quick melee after 2

#

also tbh you atm heavy melee quite a bit with yamato

#

esp lategame

fickle kite
#

if you're jungling later in the game and ahead, and some ivy has ultra instinct and gets a huge parry on you suddenly her whole team is there and it's a massacre

finite grotto
#

in like 40min games crushing fist does i think become a valid purchase

fickle kite
#

oh woah I've never gotten that far

#

most of my build is spirit until I get tank buster

finite grotto
#

i love yamato

#

I suffered with her though my hellscape

#

the 99 minute 4v5 game

fickle kite
#

holy shit

finite grotto
#

wait lemme find the screenshot

#

@fickle kite

#

actuall hell

#

we had phase 1 of HK down

#

for

#

40 minutes

#

but we just couldnt finish due to them never leaving the base

fickle kite
#

the turtle is a valid strat. It's just also evil

finite grotto
#

shoutout to the 32 death bepop

fickle kite
#

I'm wondering how the graves was feelin about all this

finite grotto
#

she was chillin

#

also

#

809 objective dmg btw

fickle kite
#

or your ivy. Or mina. I'm wondering at what point in the 99 minutes they decided to stop playing

finite grotto
#

mina ragequit around like min 30 or so

fickle kite
#

ya that tracks

finite grotto
#

then rem then ivy

fickle kite
#

bruuutal

lavish grove
#

Fully upgraded bashdown is counted as a heavy

rich grove
#

billy again AND billy

lavish grove
#

You know

#

I can read normally I swear

#

Been having an off day

fickle kite
#

aaaagain

finite grotto
# fickle kite bruuutal

it was like the kinda game where we could have won with one good teamfight so we played and played and played. we took down phase 1 of HK like minute 40

#

and then played 50 more minutes 😭

whole moon
#

ANOTHER BILLY ONTO LANE

#

FIVE BILLIES ONE REM, OPTIMAL TEAM

fickle kite
#

for the love of the game

lavish grove
#

That’s true

fickle kite
#

i had a haze who's entire team bailed on her and she said she'd take the 1v3

vast sandal
#

generally I dislike it when the outcome of a game is determined by a disconnect

#

HOWEVER

#

if someone proper crashes out, rages in allchat and then dcs

#

that's a W

lavish grove
#

What happened?

fickle kite
#

she didn't win. It was a blood bath

#

But I respect her for trying

#

i didn't even help I just watched

#

they should give the option to balance the teams

#

Imagine it becomes a 2v2

whole moon
#

i think that'd be really funny. sewer brawl.

#

you fight in midboss room no waves just KILL

fickle kite
#

final destination

#

No items

#

Haze only

gray otter
glass flicker
fickle kite
#

in place of pocket

#

Victor, high skill character for the based and very cool exclusively

vast sandal
#

I'm ditching this hybrid Geist build

#

shit never works

cosmic cypress
#

4 more heroes to play

vivid nimbus
#

Who's gonna fill the mandatory roster slots when you have 2 or 1 heroes left? Vyper and Viscous?

cosmic cypress
#

Oh do you have to have more than 1

#

But yeah probably the Green Siblings

whole moon
rich grove
#

whatsapp roster

cosmic cypress
#

I'm down to uhhh Haze, Mirage, Holiday, and Seven

vivid nimbus
#

Yeah needs to be at least 3 if solo or duo, 4 if queuing a larger group

finite patrol
vivid nimbus
#

The two characters who are literally green colored

gritty geode
#

fuck me man
That infernus by the end of the game was just crouch walking around at us

#

Literally unkillable

#

(Oh I did break my 9 game loss streak)

rich grove
#

@plucky tusk

worldly dirge
#

I think infernus right now is a bit too strong, the worst offender is the run that does 200 damage per second, i dont like playing the floor is lava is the middle of a team fight

#

Its worse than celest ult

vivid nimbus
#

I discovered dash infernus recently and it's so much dopamine as long as you don't get CC'd

#

(Or randomly disconnect and the server doesn't let you rejoin even after closing and relaunching the game)

#

You just go NYOOM and watch the health bars at the top of the screen tick down

#

Victor can't run at you when you run faster and also the floor is lava

worldly dirge
#

it does more damage than the afterburn

#

no wonder i ate shit, the infernos was ascendent

plucky tusk
vivid nimbus
#

So... Lash gets a juicy 4-man ult that lets our team kill 3 and proc Victor's ult. I use MnK ult on Victor as MnK to keep him from escaping. I realize his torment pulse is proccing my witchmail. CD stonks

#

I also got Doorman carted into spawn four times that game and only died* one of those times
*Spent rejuv but escaped after rejuv

vivid nimbus
#

Mid-game in Death Slam, guess the hero

finite grotto
#

hmm pocket?

vivid nimbus
#

Nope, it's ||Mirage ||

finite grotto
#

ohh

#

yea

lavish grove
#

Why build escalating on mirage?

#

Like 90% of the his damage is all in one big burst

magic summit
#

Scarab ticks

lavish grove
#

Oh right

#

I forgot those are dots

magic summit
#

The Kevlar is a demented item but I see the vision

lavish grove
#

I mean I get that

#

His teleport has a cooldown of like, 30 seconds

#

That’s amazing uptime

finite grotto
#

I have seen it on builds where you go scarab into 4 max

magic summit
#

I've put him on my ban list ever since the last scarab change so I haven't seen it as much

cosmic cypress
#

mirage is a splitpushing piece of shit and I hate him

#

along with graves and anyone else who goes to eat my walkers when I can't get there

#

jodies, the lot of them

vivid nimbus
#

I'm just not used to seeing him in the midgame with literally no gun items, not even spirit shredder bullets

#

Next game in the event, same character different player, and it looks much more typical to me

agile void
finite patrol
#

It would be very funny to stack as mirage mcginnis graves rem seven and wraith

final osprey
#

I don't think Mirages even buy toxic anymore

finite patrol
#

you still can, hes good at applying it. its less of a no brainer now that the damage got nerfed, but its still good.

lavish grove
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Im seeing eternus 6 gun Ivy mains rushing capacitor by 11 minutes

rich grove
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that doesnt look right...

somber creek
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Slay the Viper 2

severe loom
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Y'know I hadn't thought about it until right now but the differently shaped templates for attacks/skills/powers is totally due to the Netrunner experience the devs had, isn't it?

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Oh wait I'm in the deadlock thread

gritty geode
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yo how did i sleep on Geist, she's a blast

long flame
terse aspen
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I have got to practice sniping with Vindicta more

late hare
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interesting that the tracklock build for Sinclair is like, no greens

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you get enchanter’s and that’s it

lavish grove
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Chat, I remember from the beta gun carry dynamo being a thing and like

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Is it still?

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Not just buying headhunter and recharging rush but an all in gun carry build

vast sandal
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no

rich grove
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they removed the gun steroid from 2

vast sandal
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@plucky tusk what do we even post to explain

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like this is bad

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but the fact that one of our teammates was on 300 ping the entire time and that you had to go eat dinner in the middle of the match and managed to come back, keep fighting, and then we won

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and that we dragged that poor GT through all of that

plucky tusk
vast sandal
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also that we ended up in that match for 15 minutes longer because we didn't do midboss when it was the easiest midboss of our LIVES

late hare
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I keep getting bounced from playing Doorboy and I’m kinda surprised he’s that popular

plucky tusk
vast sandal
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I mean that’s why it’s funny

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Everyone said “Let’s do midboss” and literally one person showed up

plucky tusk
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friend sent this clip of the match

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this is in real speed btw

slender falcon
lavish grove
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But also that it’s really fine if they stay out of it

vast sandal
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listen

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Midboss is literally the most valuable thing you can be doing at any given time

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but I really need to finish this wave clear okay

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things midboss gives you:

  • literally 3k souls for the team
  • 2 statue buffs
  • rejuve lmao

things this sinner's gives me:

  • 800 souls
  • 4 statue buffs
  • knowledge that I'm still getting all of the above but not doing any work for it
vivid nimbus
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If anyone utters midboss and I don't think it's a bad call I am there. I will start that shit as Paige while I wait for others to show up

vast sandal
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I usually try to be the one to show up for midboss but the worst fucking thing ever is when someone calls midboss, two supports show up and play pattycake, and next thing you know your got your midboss scooped out from under you

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So I take a moment and see who's actually headed to mid first

vivid nimbus
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Oh I have also left midboss as a carry b/c Rem was the only other one who showed up

terse aspen
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Yeah when I go into the midboss pit and start fighting, I do also take a look at the minimap, and if I see that the other four teammates are in other lanes and actively moving further away, I leave.

vast sandal
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if everyone just listened when you called midboss then you might actually get midboss and we can't have that

lavish grove
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But have you considered that I really wanna keep pushing Walker?

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My aura is already turned on you know?

whole moon
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there’s a whole team i can sprint at

edgy fog
gray otter
lavish grove
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Very confusing item that Tesla bullets

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I wonder how much stronger it’d be without the internal cooldown

gray otter
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a lot

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x axis is fire rate
y axis is tesla bullets dps

lavish grove
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BATCASE

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From @ rosewaterjelly

plucky tusk
lavish grove
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Go mid Waltuh

undone galleon
lavish grove
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They’re awesome

spring tundra
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or mina

terse aspen
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I feel like Mina's would have to have a very different vibe from most of them

undone galleon
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if kelvin had whatsapp
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
seven: You should kill yourself NOW
ettrick: I NEED cock Kelvin

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wait i misdid the caps

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the new htp audiolog is still etched into my linguistic matter

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the difficulty w/ mina's is that i cant think of any character with any real visceral animosity toward her

rich grove
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everyone treats her like a particularly oversized handbag dog

undone galleon
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even pockets just apologetic

rich grove
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which to be clear, is funny and likely correct

undone galleon
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and the i need cock joke basically just devolves into "which generic girl pairing do u want"

undone galleon
rich grove
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six SEEVENNNNNS

undone galleon
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fuckk

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the april fools update is still on

gritty geode
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Mina's a tremendous jerk but I think people realize that she is also well over her head in the lore

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Her injured/desperate voicelines reveal that she thinks its all a game and when it suddenly isn't she panics

undone galleon
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shes kinda just rude

gritty geode
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yeah

maiden ledge
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pawpaw put me in the big leagues
^ princess who is not built for ts

gritty geode
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we'll drop to a rank appropriate to my skill eventually boys

vivid nimbus
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Or develop your skill up to the level of your rank!

vast sandal
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fellow bebop player 🤝

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what build do you run

late hare
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Not the person in question but I’ve started doing tankbop more

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I feel like I lose more with it, though

warm sonnet
plucky tusk
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circle of hell match

cosmic cypress
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Necro but I'm allergic to doing midboss after years of playing dota/league/smite

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It is the fastest way to throw a winnable game

finite grotto
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But always beware it could be worse 😌

gritty geode
edgy fog
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I did some Street Brawl, we had a round where the enemy pushed really hard and chased my allies back to our walker... except I was there, as rem, with a massive wave of our own minions they'd let walk past, and we needed just their guardian

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So they all whipped around once they saw that suddenly there was an elite force of idiot troopers and a rem throwing pillows taking down their guardian

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they just tunnel visioned way too hard

final osprey
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Rem is really good at backdooring in Street Brawl

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Like, usually the general chaos of battle actually ends up killing minions, but the rem ones only die if you target them.

edgy fog
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I looked around and was like... should I go and chase? Should I try and save my...
Nevermind, lets go boys

plucky tusk
finite grotto
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@plucky tusk I raise you this

plucky tusk
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this was worse

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you dont understand how much of this game was nothing happening

finite grotto
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We took hidden king phase 1 minute 40 and then played 50 more

plucky tusk
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and the endless tech issues

finite grotto
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Oh damm

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Ahh

plucky tusk
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my computer craashed halfway through while i was eating dinner

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our paige was on 300 ping and had to reboot

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there wasnt even team fights

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we just farmed and picked the entire match but nothing ever happened

final osprey
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if team fights never happen cant you just run the urn to force one? or would your team mates just not show up?

vast sandal
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no see that's the best part, we just kept going back and forth on stalemated teamfights where smeone would pick up the urn, start running it, enemy team would show up at urn drop, and no one had a plan for how to actually do the teamfight so we just stared at each other like gormless idiots

plucky tusk
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We just shot each other up a bunch and maybe killed mirage and them left

vast sandal
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I was the only one on either team with something resembling an initiation ult so after like 30 minutes of this I was like "okay I'm just gonna ping the fuck out of my ult and say "I'm going in, I'm going in with ult" over vc a lot"

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and Infernus ult is not what I would call a prime fight initiator

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lash ult it ain't

plucky tusk
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we had team encounters they weren't fights

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so little was happening that the other team was relieved and joked about when we killed them in random picks

final osprey
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Sounds like ww1

vast sandal
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WW1 games are when no one has an initiate or a pick so we just stare at each other from across the green lane

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WW2 games are when everyone has an initiate so no one wants to be the first person to walk forward and get Lashed

maiden ledge
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fucking ow

vast sandal
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💀

maiden ledge
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we win these btw

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i think i like warden and his gay baby jail tactics

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7 game loss streak put me back in my skill bracket where i belong

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most of my deaths were trying to solo an unkillable bebop which okay fair but what if my ult actually did damage this time

vast sandal
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you need Spirit power for that

maiden ledge
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not enough apparently

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it's okay i threw some bottles around and it worked well enough to win

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they werent kidding his flask has like 0 cooldown

vast sandal
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Last Stand is a weird ult; Warden really is a genuinely menacing son of a bitch while he's in it but it's not easy to feel out how dangerous you are when you're playing as Warden because it attaches a giant flashing SHOOT ME sign to your character

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and so a lot of times when you Last Stand you're gonna get focused and if you don't keep 3+ people in your ult cone you explode

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this is why buying a positioning item like Majestic Leap to ensure you always start Last Stand from a cruel and unusual flanking position is important, that or jumping off a roof while it charges and landing just as it starts

maiden ledge
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kinda funny when i pop it in the middle of bebop grappling me into the heart of the team

maiden ledge
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or ig if im building ult i could also use some arctics

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YOU CAN PARRY THE CREEPS?

plucky tusk
maiden ledge
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the guardians i do all the time but not the troopers

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i just saw a diabolical play using a trooper parry to bait out a heavy melee

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just fucking nasty

hallow zenith
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I am having the worst problem as Lady Geist

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I'm too good

Games are ending too fast

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My steak too juicy

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Lobster too buttery

terse aspen
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Seems like a problem that will resolve itself

hallow zenith
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I'm liking her a lot, though