#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)

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”The primeval current is a forbidden tradition of glintstone sorcery. To those who cleave to its teachings, the act of collecting sorcerers to fashion them into the seeds of stars is but another path of scientific inquiry.”

gray leaf
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Yes, but I'm not sure if the seeds of stars and a failed attempt to create a comet are inherently the same thing.

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The comet spells were created by the same conspectus as Shard Spiral, but comets are very pointedly described as having tails.

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whats interesting is Comet Azur is described straight up as a comet

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but looks and acts like a “torrent” of energy

gray leaf
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And meteorites are very distinctly different, since they're more clearly rocks... though, again, there's fallingstar beasts... I sort of want to look at the original translations for some of these.

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a graven-witch, a primeval sorceress

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And Astel, I guess

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a ‘malformed star’

gray leaf
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Well, yes, but those aren't connected to meteorites in the same way.

proven cloak
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Radahn also holds back stars, but prevents a meteor impact

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which acts like other meteors we see, gravity weirdness

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hmm

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its tricky

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patch 1.00 of the game had the nox “hold meteors in the same regard as the stars”

gray leaf
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Ok, that's fair. I really think this is drifting into "overanalyzing the direct wording of a translation" territory, though (and admittedly, that's mostly my fault).

gray leaf
proven cloak
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right

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🤷‍♂️

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weird game

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I still dont know if the Nox were pro-stars or anti-stars tbh

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||at least one eternal city was broken by a star, they built star-slaying weapons and feared the cosmos-itself, but awaited an ‘Age of stars’ and built fake night skies.||

vivid spire
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Awake

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It’s time for Lucerne Concern

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God I love playing this build ngl

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It’s fast but not brute strength so I have more agility and reach than a sword

vivid spire
proven cloak
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Ive been wondering if perhaps their black moon and fake night sky was more mimicry

gray leaf
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||I feel like the cosmos, more than anything else, isn't something you worship or battle. It is the deep. It's dangerous, and it's powerful, and, fundamentally, it does not care about you.||

proven cloak
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doing the same thing to celestial forces the silver tears do to earthly life

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Why is Astel ‘Malformed’ or a bastard? If it wasnt ‘supposed’ to land on the planet, if it was yoinked while growing(?)

stone cove
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Fair, I just learn to switch between things rapidly.

proven cloak
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and the forbidden sorcery of Seilia is a lost Nox sorcery that draws in spells with a dark sphere

gray leaf
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||"Bastard" is really interesting if it's accurate, because it implies it has two parents, and one of them, it shouldn't have. "Malformed" does not necessarily imply "immature", but I don't know if that's stated somewhere?||

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||its been mentioned that the eternal cities look like Enir Illm with the corpses blending into rock - maybe Astel was more similar to the graven masses, and its a bastard or malformed because its a star born on earth from sacrifice?||

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those are basically my two theories about it

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the second one matches worse to the similarities fallingstar beasts have - if its a lifecycle with Astel as the ‘natural’ end state

gray leaf
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Oh, that's interesting, and now I really want to study exact Japanese wordings on this.

proven cloak
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(but then why bastard? Why malformed?)

vivid spire
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I feel like it’s a case of both societies calling down a power

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But the eternal cities only partially learned and understood from it

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While enir-ilim is a hybrid of the power of the Divine Gate with horns and spirals growing from the architecture

gray leaf
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Enir-ilim isn't trying to call down a power. It's trying to build one up to climb to the heavens, not pull the heavens down to earth.

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ive heard some people think Enir Illm summoned the EB

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I think its probably older, given the ring in Farum

gray leaf
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...Enir-Ilim was not, as I understand it, intended to call down a power.

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… and whatever relation it has to the Crucible

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gray leaf
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I'm not sure if the Crucible is a location, a force, or an object. Probably a mix of the first two?

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harnessing the power of chaotic evolution, but in a directed way, to create ‘higher life’

gray leaf
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...the cycle of death and rebirth, taken into mortal hands.

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I think the most likely explanation for the crucible is still “brought by the Golden Comet / Elden Beast”

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but the dlc didnt exactly clarify matters there

gray leaf
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I also think the Crucible, despite being undirected life, is kind of also Life as a concept? Since it's the same shape as DNA.

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yeah

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though the spiral isnt the only way the crucible can appear - spira calls it a “normalized” crucible current

gray leaf
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something controlled

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Crucible knight weapons call it a vortex

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either way it spins, but one is much more directed

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gray leaf
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I mean, the very star of primordial life had RNA, and the early microorganisms were able to exchange DNA pretty freely since they were all so simple and similar, but that's a reach.

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crucible talismans in base game call it signs of devolution, but the hornsent call its gifts evolutionary (fine feather talisman)

gray leaf
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I agree with the concept; I'm just curious if there's any quote talking about higher life specifically.

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Because the very concept of some life being higher or lower might be an example of Classical Hubris. Evolution has no telos.

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their culture is based heavily around ritual purification (curseblade flagellation, divine gate grace, the way they ‘sculpt’ themselves to recive forces)

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nah

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this is my conclusion based on the stuff you see

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more than something directly stated

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they harnessed the spiral to ‘reach the gods’ with a controlled current of life itself - which resembles dna

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I dont know if anything directly says more horns / gifts = better

gray leaf
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That is a much better understanding of "sculpted keepers" than wondering if they were stone or something.

proven cloak
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besides fine feather?

gray leaf
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I mean the concept of some life being better than others, period, or the idea that this is a thing that could be controlled or taken charge of just seems like classical hubris.

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as if, if it didnt, theyd feel betrayed

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turns out making humans into gods just makes them powerful humans

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really powerful humans though

gray leaf
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In the crucible, all life was as one... and by definition, none of it would be any higher or lower. In trying to emulate their past, they acted directly counter to it. You know, like how Godrick did.

proven cloak
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oh the jar innards actually fit this too

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I read saint as meaning “good person”

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but they were takinf criminals and shamans - people worth “less” - and rebirthing them into ‘better’ forms

gray leaf
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Here's a question: is the term for the jar saints the same as the term used for St. Trina in Japanese?

proven cloak
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(and if they used them as concrete, more ‘useful’ forms too)

proven cloak
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Saint Trina / Romina are “holy woman”

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idk what the jar innards are

gray leaf
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Alright. I was just curious if "saint" had a specific idiosyncratic definition, but if they're not all referred to with the same turn, probably not.

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they dont use the same words, but could still be intentionally connected. Idk japanese well enough either way to tell

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@gray leaf in terms of interesting translations, where english uses “original sin”, japanese used “causality” - with the same kanji as the law of causality spell

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Miquella seeking to escape ‘the original sin’ can be read as him seeking to escape the cycle of causality / karma

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moreso than a specific past sin

gray leaf
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THat is meaningfully different.

proven cloak
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I can see the connection and why’d they’d translate it that way

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but it takes you different places for sure

obtuse halo
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If nothing else it’s very literally escaping origin and deterministic history

proven cloak
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^

obtuse halo
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But it isn’t nearly so…Christian-tinged

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original sin as the thing all people are born with, the cycle as something inherent to people

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but its much easier to read it as “origin of sin” without the context

gray leaf
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The other thing is that by saying "the original sin", a lot of people seem to think it's referring to something specific. Possibly the same as the cardinal sin of burning the erdtree, or possibly not. But, either way, this might end up as an event which does not actually exist but still informs theories.

vivid spire
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I wonder if they made it so christian tinged because it fits Miquella

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hes already got the saint other half, the sacrificing, the focus on purity / white light

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has a promised land

obtuse halo
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original sin is also a hell of a phrase to recklessly bind up with snake imagery 😛

proven cloak
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I dont even know WHATS going on with the snakes

obtuse halo
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though yeah Miquella's whole ethos is absolutely christian-tinged in the first place

real shadow
proven cloak
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I want to see the wording for his ||trina cross in japanese - is it his love (ability to love) or love (noun- thing he loves?)||

gray leaf
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Yeah, that's another extremely important one.

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it could also be equally vague tbh

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Elden Stars does this too

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its wording is as cryptic in both languages

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but it helps underline what the devs were probably meaning

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moreso than considering one language as the ‘true’ one, thats why I like seeing translations

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less so the english as inherently less accurate, more that you can double check you’re on the same page as the story

gray leaf
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Which is probably a good call! Translation is tricky; analysis of a translation, moreso. Especially since, as someone who does not know Japanese, I will be reading a translation either way.

vivid spire
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I see

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And ERs translations are pretty good, generally!

gray leaf
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It's just a choice between a translation which is in communication with the original author for tone and which aims for appropriately naturalistic flow, and a translation which focuses on (allegedly) more literal translations, or more verbose and explanatory ones.

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Like I played DS1 and 2 and its way better here

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I like how poetic ER descriptions get

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”Do you see the Erdtree, towering O’er?”

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or even ||”No wonder, as one God, and One Lord Consort, is all that is required.”||

gray leaf
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Also the consistent and exactly backwards usage of thee/thou versus you for tone and formality.

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I find it so funny that the Bible was written to make Jesus sound friendly and informal and relatable, and it accidentally broke our understanding of English tone and grammar.

vivid spire
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Bible.. propaganda?!!

vivid spire
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Also uh

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I have a weird theory for fixing death ngl

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It’s that reincarnation and such has always existed but the sealing away of death made it faulty and caused the energies that would govern souls to fester into malevolent forms

gray leaf
vivid spire
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Oh

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Idk I’m making my own duskborn interpretation rn

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I think spirits are probably as old as life

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theres an interesting question of if the aliens got spirits

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As old as earthly life, at least

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I guess theres evidence EB is a spirit itself

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they might not have the same distinction as the other life

gray leaf
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I think that depends, in part, on the definition of "life". The Fallingstar Beasts and Onyx/Alabaster Lords and Crystallians all seem inorganic, and they're gravity-aligned; ||Metyr|| seems very organic, but to my knowledge is not gravity-aligned?

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That's actually a meaningful questions: do effects which deal bonus damage to gravity-aligned targets (such as the Wing of Astel) also deal bonus damage to that boss?

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she ||takes extra damage from gravity stuff, same as Onyx lords and Fallingstar beasts||

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yeah

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it does deal extra to her

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Dragons, giants, trolls, and Marika’s fractured corpse also raise questions about how different organic and inorganic life really is

gray leaf
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Does it deal extra damage to the Elden Beast? It doesn't, right?

proven cloak
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it doesnt - which raises possible questions

median rock
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no. doesn't

gray leaf
vivid spire
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What’s the best longsword in game for dex users

median rock
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i believe onyx/alabaster lords + fallingstar beasts are literally like made of meteors/falling stars

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like they are quite literally extraterrestrial rocks

vivid spire
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Yeah

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Fallingstar is made fully of rocks

median rock
vivid spire
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Yeah like a good straight sword weapon

gray leaf
vivid spire
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She said “catch these hands”

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And the rocks obliged

median rock
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probably noble's slender sword scrble

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im pretty sure its got pretty good scaling

proven cloak
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The lords are said to have come to life where meteors hit the ground, so its possible the rocks they’re made of are earthly, just infused with “space-life”

vivid spire
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Ok! It’s got a morbidly low drop rate right?

median rock
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but its also a pita to farm lol so maybe ask if somebody can dupe one for u

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i dont think i have a save with one but i can check

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A scaling

median rock
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warhawk talon is also high scaling and its pretty fucking sick but even more of a PITA to farm

vivid spire
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I have Warhawk talon

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I think I may have sold it lemme check

median rock
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according to an ar calculator, the highest scaling (scaling-value-wise, not total damage wise) straight swords are noble's slender sword (farmable), ornamental straight sword (chapel grafted scion drop), warhawk talon, cane sword

proven cloak
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so even these rock-like stars might produce… sap? Blood? Crystallized life?

median rock
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everything beyond that is either mixed scaling w other stats than str/dex, or more of a quality weapon mostly

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and glintstone grows

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and takes root within people who delve deep into its mysteries

median rock
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if you want a REAL dex weapon, theres also the DLC dancing blade

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median rock
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which has a fucking insane 1.71 dex scaling (most weapons even when keen/heavy infused don't go above like, 1.4 or 1.5 at best)

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but its a paired set of curved swords so not the same class

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Theres also quite ||a bit to connect the Greater Will with all spaceborne life post-dlc||

gray leaf
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and it got a lot of support

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Currently my headcanon is that the original life of the lands between was stony, and it turned more organic (and gold?) later on

gray leaf
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Also it takes root in life generally, seeing as, not only can it form in some species of fireflies, but the size of the glintstone deposit can be selectively bred for.

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gray leaf
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...which is, arguably, further evidence that Raya Lucaria was totally stagnant, if one guy in the middle of nowhere did this thing which would have been useful, and then this whole other academy... didn't. Unless it required an influence of the Crucible, either conceptually, or magically, or just in terms of providing the right point of view to come up with that idea.

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calling upon living forces for power

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either through invocation, use of residual life, or changing yourself and calling on your own inner power

vivid spire
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I mean while azur and lusat were brilliant

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Becoming crystal seems uh

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Painful

median rock
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it's just like falling asleep :)

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Its underscored twice that glintstone study is fundamentally about the study of life

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and specifically, the life of the stars

frozen olive
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Azur and Lusat also just like, permanently fucked themselves up and died from studying the primordial current

gray leaf
# vivid spire Painful
  1. Who knows? It might be, or it might only be if you move around too much.
  2. What kind of transformation isn't?
frozen olive
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cool magic

frozen olive
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not even a little bit

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they are if you can call that living

frozen olive
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it's also pretty much outright stated that glimpsing the primordial current broke them mentally

proven cloak
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I think they breathe?

frozen olive
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it completely ruined both of them at any rate

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and they’re referred to in the present tense

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but they arent “there”

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yeah

gray leaf
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There's also the question of whether that was actually a mistake in the first place, or if turning into a near-immobile chunk of glintstone was actually a total success for them because it meant obtaining enlightenment or cosmic oneness or whatnot. Mentally they're not doing so hot, so maybe it wasn't a goal they should have gone for, but do we even know that it's an accident?

frozen olive
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also uh

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This crown replaced Lusat's brain and skull altogether, and now, removed from his body, it is all but dead

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i don't think he survived this

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imma keep it real

proven cloak
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glimpsing the Primeval Current (japanese calls it the ‘Source’ or ‘Origin’, as in source of a river) doesnt seem so fun

frozen olive
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there is a good reason it's banned

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its not dead

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even removed from his body

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its “basically” dead, but….

frozen olive
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yeah

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same case with Azur

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This crown replaced Azur's brain and skull altogether, and now, removed from his body, it is all but dead

proven cloak
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spooky

frozen olive
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by all reasonable metrics, both of them are dead

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at least what they were is completely gone

gray leaf
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Are Graven Masses dead?

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Dont their bodies go missing when Sellen transforms?

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Like, its implied she combines with them specifically?

kind garden
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have I ever explained my theory on why the Primeval Current breaks people

obtuse halo
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Sellen establishes the practice of Primal Glintstones that can be transferred between bodies

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gray leaf
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But... now that I think of it, Elden Ring has kind of a lot of painful transformations where your flesh is replaced with that of a greater power. The man-flies, glintstone miners (and scholars), dragon communion if it goes wrong...

obtuse halo
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I would be wholly unsurprised if either of them had one

frozen olive
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honestly, probably would be a kinder fate to kill them

kind garden
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see my perspective is that the Primeval Current is quite literally the Greater Will's eternal design for the world writ in the stars

frozen olive
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they don't seem to have particularly come out of glimpsing the primal current in a very good state

kind garden
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it is the fate of all things. to glimpse the full breadth of the Primeval Current is to know everything in a sense that calcifies reality and also your damn brain

gray leaf
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And I just realized that the Glintstone Crowns look the way they do because they emulate glintstone directly growing from the head, and that'd be the goal to emulate. Maybe t's a miscommunication where they thought the scholars wore glintstone rather than growing it, but I suspect not.

frozen olive
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imagine they did wear them, growing a glintstone in your skull doesn't seem like a good thing based on the evidence we have

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which is why the Primeval Current sorceries are profound, ultimate sorcerous arts

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they represent total understanding and control over cosmic lifeforce

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I think in general sorcs grow glintstone

frozen olive
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Alberich also seems to have been growing crystals out of his head

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but the primeval stuff drastically accelerates that

gray leaf
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It's physically transforming into the substance of magic and the cosmos. Is that not sublime? Is that not divine?

kind garden
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but the alternative to the Primeval Current is moon magic, as moons are not stars but guides of stars

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Sellens primal glintstone that grew inside her

kind garden
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so in opposition to the Primeval Current is moon magic and the ability to alter fate

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A solid read

gray leaf
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There's also stuff like the Scadutree Sorceries, which were once invocations.

kind garden
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calcification, or freedom

gray leaf
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!!!!! That's why Thops' Barrier is worthy of its own conspectus! It redirects magic.

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My read differs in that I think the guidance also locks fate in

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Carians are said to have fate controlled by the stars, and are the big moon faction

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Ranni needs radahn dead to set her prior fate in motion again

gray leaf
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I think, in some sense, stars are fate, for everybody.

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and can wield the fingerslaying blade due to possessing a fate

gray leaf
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There's ways to slip out from under that, though.

kind garden
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Stars are fate, yes

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the fates of men are writ in the stars

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||both are born from stars||

kind garden
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Radahn's mastery of gravity magic is key because it's the same as the Greater Will's magic to control the stars

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which is why he's able to hit the snooze button on fate

gray leaf
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How ironic; he holds the world still and unmoving, while he himself eternally stagnates and rots.

kind garden
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from the Gravitational Missile description:

One of the glintstone sorceries that manipulates gravitational forces.

Fires a gravitational projectile that pulls in enemies before finally exploding.
Charging extends reach of projectile and number of inward pulls.

Said to have originated in the lightless dark far beyond—the home of the fallingstar beasts.
proven cloak
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Lightless dark mentioned both in Ymirs hat (representing something of the GW’s), and in Comet Azur

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this spell found right next to a Finger Ruin

kind garden
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The Greater Will is said to dwell in lightless void

proven cloak
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my pre-dlc “all magic relies on life-energy” theory always got stumped on gravity magic

kind garden
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yeah gravity magic draws from the very deepest and most fundamental essence of the cosmos

proven cloak
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if its the life of the cosmos itself, through the greater will, it’d work

kind garden
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in a sense, one could intuit the Greater Will is itself gravity, the force that holds together all that is and orders the stars

proven cloak
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Some sort of universal force that “binds all things together in a chain of relation”, perhaps

gray leaf
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...that would be really interesting to consider. I don't know what it particularly means, though.

kind garden
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rather.

gray leaf
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I thought it was mostly just... physics in general, and the concept of order, as opposed to the Frenzied Flame's entropy.

obtuse halo
kind garden
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after all, the laws of the Golden Order are Regression and Causality

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of note is the two types of gravity magic are Onyx and Alabaster Lords

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pulling things in

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and pushing them away

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yeah

kind garden
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Regression pulls all things together and represents the convergence towards meaning

median rock
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me when all things yearn eternally to converge <3

kind garden
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Causality is the pull between meanings; that which links all things in a chain of relation

proven cloak
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sooooo true

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Gravity fits!

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as do the ideas of microcosms affecting macrocosms

gray leaf
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It does, and it explains some things, aaaaaaand. Okay. Hold on. Something just occurred to me.

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or more specifically, the idea that editing a big rune can change the way physics works in an area - a chain of relation that connects concepts to something tangible

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as within, as without - inner order, outer order, golden order totality

kind garden
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another thing I've been considering

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the spiral is associated with the Crucible

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the idea that life and death are interlinked in an ascending double helix upwards, a staircase to godhood

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but there's another spiral that also seems to represent or bring about contact with higher realms, and it's Metyr's tail, a pair of fingers twisted into a spiral

gray leaf
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This is a big reach but:

kind garden
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I don't know about the black hole in specific but I do know that the Greater Will and the Microcosm are always depicted as a lightless void ringed by gold

proven cloak
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”the GW is a black hole (possibly at the center of a galaxy)” has cropped up a few times recently yeah

kind garden
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it's extremely consistent

obtuse halo
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it's actually the Darksign

proven cloak
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and it would make the frenzied flame a bastarization of it in an additional way

kind garden
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we got one of these

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and one of these

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representing the Greater Will and its lightless abyss

obtuse halo
kind garden
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sure is

proven cloak
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uh huh

obtuse halo
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god damn it miyazaki

kind garden
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and, well

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I don't need to post the rune images do I

proven cloak
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Grace dwells in eyes, more runes start to look like eyes

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yeah lol

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many characters are missing eyes, or hold divinities within them

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I dont know what it means but they’re definitely A Symbol in the game

obtuse halo
gray leaf
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I didn't realize the microcosm was also an eye, but... if it's a vessel of the Greater Will (and it is), that makes some sense.

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In general, divinity dwells within the eyes.

proven cloak
kind garden
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It’s funny that Malenia has none, honestly

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But she isn’t finished her metamorphosis

gray leaf
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She has none because the rot consumed them, I think.

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||Miquella also only has closed eyes||

gray leaf
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Look at ||Messmer's second phase||.

proven cloak
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and I think Radagons are gone / closed when you fight him?

gray leaf
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Mohg also lost an eye, and communes with his god

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Morgotts eye is forced shut by his horns, and he can wield grace-magic like none other

gray leaf
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Forced shut, or gone?

proven cloak
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Enia, and cut content, refers to the Elden Ring as “The Vision”

gray leaf
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But the fire giant grows/manifests/opens a giant eye when invoking his lost god, too.

proven cloak
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so theres something about trading an eye for insight?

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Or maybe that losing your eye means youve fallen for something elses vision, or way of seeing the world?

gray leaf
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Perhaps. Either could work, actually.

proven cloak
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like metaphorically becoming elden lord and changing the ring is about having a strong vision for how the world should be

gray leaf
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I thnk we should be wary of "overfitting" and treating anything circular as an eye, though... even with all the clearer examples.

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...I was trying to check something else, and I noticed this. This is the shawl Godrick wears before his fight... with a very interesting pattern.

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Although it's three strands, not two, so... never mind. His inner garment has a double helix, though.

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and it actually definitely is that, if you look at how the lines cross.

proven cloak
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I mean thats another area to be wary of overfitting

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Celtic knots (Irish: snaidhm Cheilteach, Welsh: cwlwm Celtaidd, Cornish: kolm Keltek, Scottish Gaelic: snaidhm Ceilteach) are a variety of knots and stylized graphical representations of knots used for decoration, used extensively in the Celtic style of Insular art. These knots are most known for their adaptation for use in the ornamentation of ...

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because the game also is just pulling on irl human motifs

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I'd look more at stuff like the Crucible Tree Armor as intentional uses of the motif

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with its real prominent double helix

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or Elden Stars, the oldest spell of the Ancient Erdtree / Crucible incantations

vivid spire
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Gonna get the Warhawk talon instead

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Nobles sword is too gaudy for my tastes

proven cloak
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or all the Crucible Knight weapons

"Ordovis's Vortex: Channel the power of the crucible to spin the entire sword in
midair-"

"Siluria's Woe: Thrust the weapon in a spiraling motion, surrounding it in a vortex of wind. "

"Devonia's Vortex: Using the power of the Crucible vortex, violently spin the hammer around and slam the ground, causing a shockwave. "

old brook
#

It's been Gurren Lagann all along..

proven cloak
#

didn't expect confidence...
so to speak circling around, O, circling around

proven cloak
gray leaf
#

Hey. Question. Does Godfrey's hairstyle switch when he becomes Hourah Loux? I wanna check something quick.

proven cloak
#

yeah so the base feather talisman, under the Golden Order, says

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A vestige of the crucible of primordial life. Born partially of devolution, it was considered a signifier of the divine in ancient times, but is now increasingly disdained as an impurity as civilization has advanced.

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while fine feather, from the Hornsent Culture, says

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Hornsent view the Crucible as sacred for the refinement wrought through its evolutionary gifts. Most prominently, their tangled horns.

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a chaotic devolution from unrestrained, 'impure' life

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versus refinement through 'evolutionary gifts'

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and specifically the latter is said to be why the Hornsent venerate the Crucible - its sacred because its gifts lead to further 'refinement'

gray leaf
#

Ah.

proven cloak
#

so their most sacred project is the divine tower, a huge spiral

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where you can find the Spira incantation

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The spiral is a normalized Crucible current that, one day, will form a column that stretches to the gods.
proven cloak
#

normalized to me meaning controlled

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a controlled Evolutionary current that will one day stretch to the gods - a harnessed current that thrums up a tower and forms into a gate that turns those suitable into gods.

gray leaf
# frozen olive not really no

dangit I was gonna say something cool but it ended up not being true. Also I have suddenly realized that I have not eaten lunch or taken my meds and I kind of need to do both of those things so, uh, I'll have to come back to this in a little bit.

frozen olive
#

Godfrey just kinda rips serosh off, rips his armor off, and gets a nice coat of blood before going to beat you to death with his bare hands

proven cloak
#

I did see someone theorizing that Godfrey has hornsent ancestory because of his hair color

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Midra and Hornsent also seem to have that sort of white-ish ash color

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and Hornsent Grandam

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might?

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idk how much stock I put into it, just while Godfrey's hair is relevant

frozen olive
#

he's the goat for a reason

proven cloak
#

heres a couple other fun spirals I'd be squint at for lore theorizing

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Farum Azula Elden Ring + ancient Dragon lightning makes the distinctive shape

vivid spire
#

Warhawk feels nice

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But something about it feels kinda

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Dinky

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Tiny baby sword

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It’s very fast I appreciate that

gray leaf
#

Doesn't Miquella have that hair color also, though?

vivid spire
#

Ok I got the slender sword

gray leaf
#

I am back, and full of thoughts and beans.

vivid spire
#

I really dunno I just

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Sword would be realistic tbh

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As a sidearm

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But I’m strapped for stones as is

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And my Lucerne is just fun

gray leaf
#

And thinking about how, for all the ostensible rejection of the Hornsent, clearly there's some common aspects at play; Marika has braided hair, and so does Miquella in his flashback, and there's no way anyone would be physically capable of braiding their hair like that themself. Interestingly, ||Divine Miquella's hair is not braided. This might be due to just being reborn, but it also might mean something. He strikes a pose which is almost reminiscent of a double helix, but for his missing arm, also.||

vivid spire
#

Can’t do a realistic hema build I guess

gray leaf
#

With dex? You'd probably want a buckler, I think. The light greatsword movements are apparently reasonably decent, and also have build-your-own combos (iirc, most light attacks start from a high guard, most heavy attacks start from a low guard, and as long as you keep in mind which you're in you can freely intermix them. And if you wait a second after an attack, you reposition.)

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But all the light greatswords are from the DLC, unfortunately.

gray leaf
#

I just had an idea. What if the event which separated the Lands of Shadow from the Lands Between was the shattering of the Elden Ring?

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And that's why Those Who Live In Death are coming back so much: the pillar which suppresses death, and which was supposed to have been in the very center of the Lands Between (which is what its label says), has been shunted off sideways so now death isn't being suppressed in the same sort of way.

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The idea of Messmer being exiled holds less weight if the exile is just to the central section of the continent, however.

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I feel like there's some clear reason this is wrong, but I can't think of one.

obtuse halo
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There's also the whole element of the sealing tree

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which seems like a bit more involved of a thing than something that just sprouted up when the ring broke

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not to mention that someone in the basegame would probably talk about it if it happened in the shattering

gray leaf
#

Fair. I don't have a clear idea of how recent the Shattering was, relatively speaking, but... the demigods were all alive for it.

obtuse halo
#

yeah it's deliberately pretty vague

proven cloak
#

all of the Erdtree sigils in the land of shadow use the "Ancient Erdtree" design, instead of the modern one

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like the Iris of Grace

gray leaf
#

Good point.

obtuse halo
#

My sense of how recent the shattering was could be anywhere from a couple of decades to a couple of centuries

proven cloak
#

combined with Messmer's Soldiers using stomps and roars (like Godfrey), and the Crucible

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makes it seem like they've been seperated since before the big cultural shift

obtuse halo
#

it could even be some bullshit like 5000 years but only because fantasy authors pull that shit all the time

proven cloak
gray leaf
#

I was going to say "I don't know if it was possible to get to the Land of Shadow, except for via... whatever Mohg did with Miquella..." but didn't a Crucible Knight cross over?

proven cloak
#

yeah

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Devonia 'departed from the lands of the Erdtree alone'

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also the thrusting shields say
An armament once used in ritual combat performed to honor the Erdtree—a custom that had somehow remained within the realm of shadow.
Once wielded by Rellana, the Twin Moon Knight, during her sole entry into ritual combat—a demonstration of fidelity to the Erdtree.

while base game has the Ritual Sword Talisman


The practice had died out by the age of King Consort Radagon, but remains of the arenas where ritual combat took place can still be found in every land.
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so some more indication they've been locked away since before Radagon's reign

gray leaf
#

fair enough!

proven cloak
#

I think it could've been the case that the veiling happened before Messmer's crusade, and they entered the lands of shadow expecting to be pulled out.... and never were

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or maybe they went on the crusade and Marika threw up the veil right after, who can say

proven cloak
#

😤

gray leaf
#

Something else important to note: the only way out of the Land of Shadow is via the Guidance of Grace. There isn't a portal out from where you enter. ||Miquella, who abandons Grace, is hoping to use the Haligtree to make another way back; "may the flash of our deaths guide Miquella's return." But besides that, you need to be able to use Grace to get out.||

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||And this makes the Messmer fight even harsher. "Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all perish in the embrace of Messmer's flame." And at the start of the second phase, do you know what he does? He strips himself of Grace.||

obtuse halo
gray leaf
#

||"Soon. Tarnished, wilt thou be taken in the jaws... of the abyssal serpent, shorn of light." Emphasis mine, but he doesn't describe the abyssal serpent as being bereft of light. He specifically uses the word "shorn", implying the light was removed. He's becoming the Abyssal Serpent, at least on a symbolic level, or at least as he refers to himself — becoming that which he was told to hate, and to kill. Becoming totally bereft of light, which he was told was intolerable, even though he himself lacked light... only to see his mother's hypocrisy in her sanction of lordship. I think by this point he knew he was exiled, so to see someone similar be honored in this way must have been all the more intolerable.||

gray leaf
#

||If you look carefully, you can see the tatters of its old white skin:||

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||That's not just mottling or patterning. That's scraps of shed (which I realize is clearer in this image):||

#

And I just think that's a neat little detail.

trail sail
# gray leaf Something else important to note: the only way out of the Land of Shadow is via ...

||I think this is incorrect, considering a lot of the context around the Haligtree is the inhabitants are desperately trying to get call Miquella back themselves after he was stolen away; his plan for godhood was all-in, you can't really start carving away everything that makes you mortal and come back from that. After achieving godhood, he can very easily make his own way out of the Land of Shadow||

gray leaf
#

||Can he, though? And I think the Haligtree is just an attempt at a physical return, not any attempt at regaining his old status. And the Haligtree Soldier Ashes makes it sound like they didn't know they were going to explode:

Spirits of common soldiers who carry the sacred light. When weakened, they explode to deliver a last-ditch attack.
This was the bitter revelation discovered by the desperate soldiers who awaited the return of their lord to the rotted Haligtree.||

vivid spire
#

Goddamn crucible knights

proven cloak
#

but he might've implanted bombs

gray leaf
#

Perhaps. I suppose that's possible. And ||while the Haligtree is rotting without Miquella, having the literal human embodiment of plague chilling by its roots probably isn't doing it any favors either.||

vivid spire
#

Oh my god gargoyles

#

Absolutely suck

lilac condor
#

I had a theory that ||the Haligtree was a giant bewitching branch. Basically its own win condition before Miquella came up with his plan for godhood||

vivid spire
#

Oooh

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The more theories I hear the more I feel a mix of pity and anger ngl

#

Radhan fully took people in and treated them as equals, like Freyja, which Messmer also did with Gaius

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Miquella promised salvation for the disadvantaged and minorities, but how much of that was true at all?

#

It seems like the dlc presents like..

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Wanting the players to reflect on their common beliefs

proven cloak
#

I think Miquella was geniune, and did geniunely seek to provide salvation

#

You find many albinaurics in Ordina, and many misbegotten in the Haligtree

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but Miquella didn't want a mostly alright sanctuary from the Shattering - he wanted all things to flourish, graceful or malign

#

he wanted to embrace the whole of it

#

he wanted - or he even needed - Godhood, to do that

trail sail
#

And he was willing to do anything it took to do that

#

Classic benevolent tyrant

proven cloak
#

yeah personally I would never commit wanton sin in the establishment of a new age

#

|| clueless ||

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Marika ran into the same thing

lilac condor
#

elden ring has heavy 'one person's utopia is another's dystopia' vibes

proven cloak
#

she wanted an age of "glistening life", her earliest spells were those of selfless healing

#

not just a city with a big tree, but the lands between entirely under a rule of Gold

#

and you can see how that turned out

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Your only path to lordship is seeking out, and killing, other contenders

frozen olive
#

the difference between me and Miquella is simply that he sucks and i don't

#

though i guess it's him vs. Ranni really

frozen olive
#

it looks sort of interesting but from what i saw the bosses are kinda reskins

#

probably oughta look into it a bit more

atomic plinth
#

Aye, why I said might

#

It's mostly just

#

I miss Bloodborne, man

frozen olive
#

i still haven't played it

atomic plinth
#

Very highly recommend it

#

It's SO good

#

I wish Sony would fucking port it to PC already

frozen olive
#

need to smoke the Orphan of Kos

atomic plinth
#

Or at least let FromSoft have the IP back

frozen olive
#

it's on my to do list

atomic plinth
#

From what I know it's literally just them sitting on the IP and refusing to do anything with it or let anyone else do anything with it

frozen olive
#

along with the big bad of Sekiro and the SOTE final boss

atomic plinth
#

Need to retry Sekiro too ngl

frozen olive
#

already smoked Malenia with just a greatsword and some buffs

#

so i need to go fight the other hardest bosses

#

beat all of the hard bosses solo in DS3

#

on track to beating Sekiro

#

honestly need to start practicing against the final boss of SOTE

#

i should have a save i can clone to be able to make a build to deal with it

#

or just get to it with my original character

atomic plinth
#

...god I fucking hate those dual wielding fire knights

grave plinth
#

Fucking longbois

atomic plinth
#

Side note, is the Golden Vow ash of war worth using?

#

Or am I better off sticking to the spell?

warped quest
#

spell is better in every way

kind garden
#

It’s a source of Golden Vow if you don’t have the Faith

#

That’s ’bout it

warped quest
#

the art version lasts less and has less powerful effect

#

i honestly think its ab it overrated the art version

kind garden
#

It pretty much sucks but if you’re desperate for a buff and don’t have any Faith - actually, just stick to consumables anyways

warped quest
#

yeah id rate crab above the art version

languid tiger
#

with the same name again

#

that's better than the ash of war as well

frozen olive
#

so annoyed that my save that i had with my char pre the final boss is gone

kind garden
#

HMG of Elden Ring

frozen olive
#

no idea why it's not there but there isn't much i can do about it

warped quest
#

because i do have a save right before the final

frozen olive
#

i do yeah

#

i can pull a specific char from a save, rename it and just fix shit from there

warped quest
#

send you a zip of my saves

frozen olive
#

👍

atomic plinth
#

Primal Glintstone Blade worth using?

#

Idk if I'm comfortable having 300 less HP

#

Like, it takes off a decent chunk of my health bar

warped quest
#

i think in elden ring specificly itss what ever

#

due to flasks being a thing

#

in the slot based casting games it was godteir

atomic plinth
#

It's mostly because I'm considering swapping entirely to Heal From Afar for my heals

lilac condor
#

There's a point where the meteorite staff gets outscaled right? I've got 39 int right now and +10 glintstone, astrologer's, and glintblade staves still have lower scaling

atomic plinth
#

Oh yeah, it falls off HARD when you get anything that has above a +15

lilac condor
#

oh so I just need more smithing stones

atomic plinth
#

Aye, just gotta pump up your staves more

#

Crystal staff is pretty good

#

Though it requires 48 int, but then again levelling up nine times isn't a huge ask to use a stave

frozen olive
#

gonna need to grab a few things this character is missing

frail sky
frozen olive
#

anyone up to help me port an item?

#

actually

#

i think i have it upgraded on all of my characters...

frail sky
#

What item?

frozen olive
#

Haligtree Crest Greatshield

frail sky
#

Ah 😔

frozen olive
#

looks like i'm just gonna have to farm it

#

fuck

#

well i grabbed the Flamberge anyway

warped quest
#

the black iron might be a good replacment if you don't want to farm

frozen olive
#

i just need 100 phys and holy res

warped quest
#

its a 100% drop off an enemy that i forgot to kill i think

frozen olive
#

oh ok cool

#

i can just go grab that i think

#

going to need to farm a bunch of levels for this character i think

atomic plinth
#

Would it be a shit idea to ditch crimson flasks and rely solely upon Heal From Afar

#

Cause I'm really considering it

frozen olive
#

could give it a shot

warped quest
#

i feel like with faster enemies it would not work that well unless it has a really fast casting speed

frail sky
#

It's only marginally slower than using a flask

frozen olive
#

gonna give it a quick shot and see how the damage is

#

ok got to half health phase 2

#

tried quality and it is weak as fuck

atomic plinth
#

...might lower my strength to 30 and invest the 20 levels into more useful stats...

frozen olive
#

normal hits are only doing like 800 damage

#

got like 3k out of the savage lions claw but that's not enough

atomic plinth
#

Cause I don't really use weapons that scale off strength, I use magic infused or INT scaling shit

frozen olive
#

the shield does not block all damage which is not as good as Haligtree Crest Greatshield but it's free so

warped quest
#

i think the diffrence is halig has better magic and fire by a little 2 more guardboost, same lightning, and less holy resist

frail sky
frozen olive
#

gonna come back to this tomorrow and fix this build so it's actually built properly

atomic plinth
#

LMFAO

#

||I GOT SUMMONED FOR THE SECOND DIVINE BEAST||

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||AND THE HOST FUCKING FELL OFF A LEDGE AND DIED BEFORE WE EVEN GOT TO THE BOSS||

#

Holy shit that was funny

#

Oh, god, poor dude

frozen olive
#

grab the greatshield, farm runes, etc

frail sky
#

I probably should have thought of a reason to do this before I did it

glossy delta
#

go get milady then play the normal game lol

#

Or the beast claws, they're fun

atomic plinth
#

Huh, iron greatswords go with this fit surprisingly decently

frail sky
#

Mmm, good idea, I haven't used the beast claws before

vivid spire
#

Gonna grab the Kaiden helm

#

Was thinking of a full infantry cosplay but like

#

Tabards and stuff are all rusty and filthy

spring marlin
vivid spire
#

Are there any foot soldier armors that aren’t filthy

spring marlin
#

i used the chest armor and a cold iron greatsword throughout most of the dlc, something elegant in that sort of simplicity

atomic plinth
#

Aye, I really dig its design

#

It's simple, but it's got some embellishment and it looks unique enough for my tastes

frail sky
#

These things really weren’t meant to be used with cragblade huh

atomic plinth
#

Lmfao that's goofy

spark pine
#

Rock and stone

proven cloak
#

my beat the dlc with cragblade thrusting shield

#

incredibly funny look

#

dinky little rock on top of a two-handed shield

glossy delta
#

Cragblade thrusting shield is so good and looks so awful yeah 😭

#

Its got like greathammer poisebreak but your swinging around a silver plate with two grey cheetoes bolted to it

stoic sleet
vivid spire
#

What do we think of the estoc guys

proven cloak
#

predisposed to dislike it from ds3 experience but never tried it in this game

glossy delta
#

Neat, but my brain compels me to do heavy thrusting swords if I want to do a thrusting sword build

grave plinth
#

I personally like the Estoc

#

I started as Prisoner, and i enjoyed its charged R2

#

Though i eventually specced into strength/int so i could wield my illustrious lunar empress’ favor of betrothal

vivid spire
#

Hmm

#

Debating if I use that or like

#

Lordsworns sword

#

The nobles sword is just.. gaudy

#

The thing is I keep having to rebuy stones and it’s getting annoying

warped quest
#

lordsworn is good

vivid spire
#

I haven’t found a lot of +3s

#

Any good cosplay build armor to be a knight of Fia

#

I know the dlc has the death knight stuff

proven cloak
#

uhhhh

#

that gross set dropped by Gideon's Guy

#

the edge, lord

#

Ensha!

vivid spire
#

Hmm

#

Idk that’s a little too gaudy ngl

#

Doesn’t fit her vibe

proven cloak
#

could probably do something with the gravebird set

#

(if dlc's included)

#

looks like other people had the same idea

#

Depraved Perfumer's Robe looks pretty good from the back for a travelling, kind of grungy vibe

#

Night Calvary + Night set, both very dark, Vulgar Militia, Mausoleum Soldier, Confessor Armor (altered or base)

#

thats the stuff I'd go for

vivid spire
#

I’ll try those thank you

#

Confessor could be fun given it’s like..the thing Fia hates

#

But it looks kind of like a different version of her dress

atomic plinth
#

Death Knight could work

#

...oh wait you already know that bit

#

Whoops

proven cloak
#

so I just ran across this cryptotheism post

#

and like sure 100% co-sign etc etc

#

but the followup

#

👀

#

this ones got me thinking

#

Ashes of War.... Revered spirit ashes?

#

Could using these weapon techniques be similar to bear communion Divine Invocation / Spirit Summoning?

modest berry
proven cloak
#

cause the dlc also adds all those smithscript weapons, an ancient divine art

#

A talisman depicting an ancient smithing hammer. Inscribed with a smithscript. Enhances weapon-throwing attacks. In ancient times, smithing was a divine act, and blacksmiths interpreted the script they perceived in the wrinkles of molten steel to imbue weapons with souls.

#

which seems to use runes(?) or runic script to give weapons souls

#

so like

#

maybe you are calling on the sacred spirit of your Longsword +5 or whatever

modest berry
#

i mean its an ash of war quite literally , you are calling on the memory of something that some legendary warrior did the same as a spirit summon

proven cloak
#

yeah thats the vibe I was on just in my playthrough

#

but given how much other inorganic life exists

#

idk, it wouldn't be the strangest for the weapons to literally be alive

#

(kind of, in some vague, undefined way)

lilac condor
#

so every time you summon your starting wolves you're doing good boy communion?

proven cloak
#

back when I was "all the gods are Outer Gods" posting I was theorizing there was a storm-god of memory and war cause of them

proven cloak
frail sky
#

I wonder how good the greatsword of solitude is

warped quest
#

the sword has really high block stats

frail sky
#

👀

warped quest
atomic plinth
#

Good lord

warped quest
#

the actual boost ifor context its guardboost is 2 below the brass shield

languid tiger
#

it's absurdly competitive, yeah

#

beats out the next-best weapon (the beastman's cleaver) on stab and physblock

#

and only loses 3 eles

#

and ofc it's somber, so it doesn't lose any of that to physical infusions

vivid spire
#

I can’t believe I’ve made John Elden

#

Should I upgrade my shield

frail sky
spring marlin
vivid spire
#

I hate the gargoyles

languid tiger
#

but i thought the cleaver won out on physblock

#

over basically everything else

#

ah, huh

warped quest
#

yeah but those are cololossal swords

languid tiger
#

anvil hammer's cracked too

warped quest
#

solitude is a greatsword

languid tiger
#

so is the giant-crusher apparently

#

beastman cleaver beats out most of the other colossal weapons, though, swords included

#

and solitude ofc cracks even that

frail sky
#

Cleaver was basically the best for guard counters of the weapons that weren’t absurdly slow

vivid spire
#

I do like Lucerne’s guard

#

How do I do a guard counter

frail sky
#

R2 after blocking an attack

#

Can be blocked with either a shield or a weapon

vivid spire
#

Oh I see

warped quest
#

luecerne doesnt have a good block

mighty warren
#

i fucking love the black steel greathammer

languid tiger
#

black steel slaps

#

wish there were weapons like the bk and fk stuff for magic and lightning

vivid spire
#

I have a weird theory about how the lord of night and death are connected

#

Items like helphen’s steeple are kinda vivid in describing death and souls as being drawn to guiding lights to lead them into the afterlife, and the Erdtree is also described as a guide for souls

#

The nox attempted to make their own lord by circumventing death and creating mimic tears and the dragonkin soldiers in an attempt to achieve immortality

#

And both Godwyn and the Unnamed Eternal City are found deep below near roots or water

grave plinth
#

Black Steel greathammer is very fun, esp to get the guard counter. The guard counter isn’t super powerful but its enjoyable to see it go off

vivid spire
#

Quest to kill the gargoyles has Led me to a nox cosplay

#

And the flowing hammer

vivid spire
#

Trying to kill a crucible knight for somber smithing stone 6

#

I hate these fuckers

#

Got him

#

This melee run has led me to test a ton of weapons ngl

#

A lot I’ve never even touched before

#

Oh my hod

#

I finally summoned a guy

#

But he returned to his world instantly

#

Why!?!

atomic plinth
#

Carian knight bits go surprisingly well with this fit

#

Adds a little spellblade touch to it I feel

atomic plinth
#

...figured out what's been vaguely bothering me about this DLC

#

None of these bosses really feel weighty

#

||Like, take Bayle, big fuckin crippled dragon and yet he's hopping around the arena like he's a spry spring chicken, and it's admittedly cool and it doesn't really bother me a ton, but like... why not make him slow and ponderous like his design would suggest?||

atomic plinth
#

Completely unrelated, but what's the best infusion for a banished knight greatsword?

obtuse halo
#

Depends on what your stats look like honestly. I don’t thiiiiiink it particularly favors any infusion though?

fleet bronze
#

IIRC it's best as Heavy, the other infuseable greatsword's getting better scaling with other infusions but I might be wrong

stone cove
atomic plinth
#

Right, thanks Zombie

stone cove
#

Which gives it the best AR at 80/80/80

#

A very reasonable and practical stat spread.

atomic plinth
#

Well I already got 80 INT and 50 STR/DEX lmao

stone cove
#

Correction, cold is .74/.64/.72

#

Making it a rare CCC weapon

atomic plinth
#

Waow, a Community Center Cantina weapon

stone cove
#

If you like it's moveset, it's shared with the Knights Greatsword, which has better reach

atomic plinth
#

And better scaling as far as I know

#

Though I'm mostly powerstancing these mfs

#

Dunno why

#

...I know exactly why, it looks cool

stone cove
#

No, Knights is worse scaling

atomic plinth
#

Because studies show two swords are cooler than one

stone cove
#

1.2 heavy vs 1.32 for BKS

#

Knights is better for dex related scaling, but only just.

#

It's a reach vs damage situation

#

I wish I could get a proper indication of how Freya's stacks up vs Other curved greatswords for range

atomic plinth
#

Tbh that's 90% of the reason I'm using these swords at all instead of something more reasonable

#

They just go best with my fit

#

...though the claymore may go just as good

stone cove
#

I mean fashion souls is perfectly valid

mighty warren
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Yeah i'm happy i decided to fuck around with the messmer soldier spear, that unique heavy is so fun

stone cove
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I wish i liked spears more, but the lack of sweeps and being able to punch someone in the face with teh butt

stone cove
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You know it's interesting that Malenia and St Trina are both very flower associated

vivid spire
mighty warren
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Those loook like banished knight greatswords

spring marlin
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those are indeed bkgs

vivid spire
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If this guy can do it

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So can I

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Did they patch or change the boss in any way

mighty warren
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No

vivid spire
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oh

kind garden
vivid spire
kind garden
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from what

vivid spire
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From going back to my dlc save

stoic sleet
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hit the dlc final boss folks

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not gonna lie, i'm having a rough time of it

median rock
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very relatable situation

warped quest
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i think most people seem to not like it

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its a strobelight on legs

stoic sleet
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i'm actually enjoying it a lot despite getting my rear end handed to me

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it feels like something i could figure out even though i haven't yet

median rock
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the real bullshit is the couple attacks that just fill your screen w vfx

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and directly attack your gpu

stoic sleet
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i've been summoning the NPC for, like, narrative reasons, but i might try a solo go at it to see how that does

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based on my experience with Rellana i feel like Fromsoft might have overtuned the multiplayer boss buffs for NPC summons

median rock
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yeah. I would probably recommend no NPC summons lol - and you will get the NPC quest reward even if you don't

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(they will be there post-fight)

stoic sleet
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we'll just pretend that they were there

frozen olive
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Tip for the final boss

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If you summon both NPC summons you double the boss healthbar

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||Which gets it to almost 100k health total||

stoic sleet
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i've only got ||Ansbach|| anyway

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i didn't figure out ||Thollier's|| questline

frozen olive
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Ah

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But yeah the npc quests will complete regardless of if you summon

proven cloak
static tulip
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went back to an old build for ||promised consort radahn||

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made this in celebration of beating him

frozen olive
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seems fromsoft did not like me copying someone elses char so i'll just put it into seamless and delete it in the normal version of the game

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got a funny 180 ban but i don't really play online anyway so it doesn't matter much

frail sky
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Anyone want to help me transfer some items?

frozen olive
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i would love to but you know

vestal night
static tulip
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i had a storm build going on but that just wasn't doing it

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the classics are classics for a reason :^)

frail sky
frozen olive
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farming the Haligtree Crest Greatshield once more

atomic marsh
spring marlin
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my true str build... my guiding poise break...

frozen olive
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tell me you didn't understand the point without telling me you didn't understand the point

paper badge
paper badge
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MY GUIDING BONKLIGHT

frozen olive
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this actually pissed me off

paper badge
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wtf do u mean 'emotional version'

frozen olive
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you have to be blind, deaf and stupid to look at the music for Shaman Village and think "we need to add more to this"

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the ENTIRE POINT of the music

vivid spire
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Wretched

frozen olive
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is that it's barely there

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this is a desolate place

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all its people are dead

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all that remains is a sad promise of a soon to be god

paper badge
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the only elden ring like. remix or rearrangement I enjoyed that adds more to the original song was uhhhhh

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some guy expanded that shit the frenzied wretches play in the frenzied flame proscription

frozen olive
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adding more to the music immediately means you have missed the point

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because the whole entire point of the music for Shaman Village is that it's incredibly fucking subdued and barely there

paper badge
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like the idea that the frenzied merchant husks are just playing the notes they can remember

frozen olive
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Shaman Village is effectively a ceremonial grave Marika left in honor of her people

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everyone who once lived there is dead

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the healing tree in the middle has nobody to actually help

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all that's left is Marikas promise, faintly lingering

paper badge
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this is only good version of that sort of thing imo

frozen olive
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i don't mean to like, shit on artists making their own interpretations of things but this was kinda just like

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bruh

paper badge
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shaman village music should be left alone

frozen olive
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bruh

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tone deaf ass behaviour

paper badge
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or if you really wanna put your own spin on it

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do like

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idk

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a fuckin plin plin plon mix

frozen olive
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from what i heard it's basically the normal theme with a bunch more musical shit added on

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which both does not actually make it sound better and also is entirely missing the point of the piece imo

paper badge
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but not like. a bunch of pointless layers

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sad piano instead of sad harp

frozen olive
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what this person did was basically an [EPIC VERSION] or [MOVIE VERSION] thing

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which is fine for like

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battle themes

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boss themes

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things of that nature

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but like

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this is a barely there song that plays in the home of a genocided people, due to the lingering promise of the last of their kind

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understated is the fucking go-to here

stoic sleet
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honestly i don't think i've ever heard an [EPIC VERSION] that i liked better than the original song

frozen olive
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same

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i really don't mind them

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but this one is just like

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bruh

frail sky
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Consider: shaman village theme (emotional version) but the only change is Marika sobbing occasionally

frozen olive
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that

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i could also vibe with

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faint crying would fit well

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but just like, making essentially an epic version of the theme that plays when you find the empty village of a genocided people where the vengeful god of your world left her last bit of kindness

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just ain't it

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one of the reasons that i don't usually like covers

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is because a lot of music, especially lyrical stuff

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are very precise

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a lot of pronounciation of lyrics and emphasis and such is put into it that can often be lost when doing covers

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this is basically that but for a non-lyrical song imo

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just throws all of the nuance out of the window

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like the first bit after i entered the village, i didn't really realize that the music even had changed cause it's so subtle

atomic plinth
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heeheehoohoohoo

vivid spire
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New favorite weapon

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Nox flowing hammer

frozen olive
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thank fuck

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i got the shield

vivid spire
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Fucking

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Morgot illusion

proven cloak
proven cloak
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it was all light and noise and holiness

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and then just… nothing

frozen olive
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only got a few runes from farming that haligtree knight

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just a small amount

frozen olive
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especially with ||the cutscene that plays after||

proven cloak
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I think it worked

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yeah

vivid spire
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Would a good stat allocation for faithblade at lvl 70 be

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30 dex 30 faith

frozen olive
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should probably be fine

vivid spire
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Alrighty thank you!

atomic plinth
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God I love claymores

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Best swords

covert schooner
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Funny enough I think despite people’s insane complaining this made the fight a lot worse

glossy delta
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Yeah once you like
Learn The Fight
All those big overheads are just 'circle around his back without dodging and enjoy 2 full charge heavies'

vestal night
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I'd prefer it this way personally I think
I am one of those people that really dislike the longass delay on his overhead

obtuse halo
vivid spire
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How we looking

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Also

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GARGOYLES GOT

real shadow
atomic plinth
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FUCK I love Giantsflame Take Thee

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Rollcaught a dude with it, I guess he wasn't expecting me to set off a mini nuke in his face

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I just wish it had a longer arc

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...oh god this is going to suck

warped quest
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what boss is that

vivid spire
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Sunflower

atomic plinth
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On NG+8

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As predicted, it fucking sucked lmao

warped quest
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yeah looking at their equipment that looks like a bad idea

vivid spire
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Love getting melted by Fias champions of all things

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That’s embarrassing ngl

frozen olive
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just going to have to fucking skill the final boss if i want to do it solo

vivid spire
obtuse halo
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Fia's Champions can be a little luck-based

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mostly round 3

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it's possible to get some really nasty combinations of enemies

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for similar reasons to the great-jar duelists sucking, though at least the champions have less health than those

vivid spire
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There’s something really like

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Touching about the fact that two of the most open and heartfelt displays of affection in Elden Ring are done in the grimiest of places

obtuse halo
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Lionel also isn't a slouch tbh

vivid spire
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Ranni in that bloody tree slump and Fia in this corpse muck

obtuse halo
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hits reasonably hard, is pretty tough, and his death spells can keep you on your toes if you're not pressuring him

vivid spire
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Maybe I’m overthinking it ngl

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But there’s gotta be a reason the two generally most

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Transformative endings where you break the cycle of Elden Ring

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Are down in the earth and rather filthy location wise

warped quest
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your overthinking

vivid spire
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And both are close to tree roots

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SIXTY MILLION RJNES LOST

obtuse halo
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sixty million?!

proven cloak
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I like how it promotes patience and timing over reaction alone

vivid spire
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I fell off a cliff

obtuse halo
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oop

vivid spire
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I’m so pissed

proven cloak
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ouch

proven cloak
proven cloak
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wym you gotta get so
Uh
Personal

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and youre right there in the muck

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And you end the cycle of persecution by the golden order! #win

frozen olive
vivid spire
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🫠I ACCIDENTALLY DID A SHIELD BASH OFF A CLIFF

frozen olive
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how long did you farm to get 60 million runes

real shadow
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why did you not cash them in earlier

frozen olive
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also i am going to need a lot of practice with the SOTE final boss

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i can get to phase 2 pretty consistently but godsdamn does phase 2 hit fucking hard

warped quest
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my best attempt was 50%

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i also used holy fortifaction in phase 2

frozen olive
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might need to pull in a spell or two to put DOT's on

warped quest
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you have enough time to cast it during the boss's nuke

frozen olive
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makes sense

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it's going to be pure skill and then i'm going to win with a "gimme gimme gimme"

warped quest
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usally what i tried was crab and holy vow in phase 1 then did holy fort plus physic for phase 2

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save the stronger effects for phase 2

frozen olive
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i just pop golden vow and divine lords fortification and my physick and just send it ngl

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probably smart to save physick for phase 2

warped quest
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its more im worried about the physic running out yeah during phase 2

frozen olive
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i can very consistently get to half health phase 2

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it's the challenge of uh

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getting anything done in phase 2

warped quest
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yeah i honestly just don't think its a good phase

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i don't want to fight a strobelight

obtuse halo
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yeah I have the same problem with it

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phase 1 is extremely fun and mostly fair (albeit difficult), phase 2 I just find distressing

frozen olive
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you also get punished in phase 2 for trying to follow up on certain attacks from phase 1 which is funny

warped quest
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yeah thats also really stupid

frozen olive
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i think for me it was ||he did the meteors then immediately afterwards comboed into the flying clone attack||

warped quest
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there was a combo that oneshot me i really hated

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||upswing> downswing(can't dodge because in air)>starcaller cry(cant dodge because in get up animation)> starcaller cry spike=100-0 in one combo||

frozen olive
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yeah that's nasty as hell

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i've never been caught by it i don't think

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the ||spikes used to always fuck me up but i have actually learned to dodge it which is fun||

warped quest
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those are actively missllinging

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misleading

frozen olive
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||i just like, run backwards a bit and dodge roll 3 times to get out of radius||

warped quest
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||its more of it looks visually liek dodging inward shold work but it doesnt even the inner bit is active until the entire attack is done||

frozen olive
warped quest
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theres a lot of hitbox goofery on the boss

proven cloak
frozen olive
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for the ||meteors you can also run sideways and jump right before they hit you to dodge it||

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learned that one from Ongbal

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need to rewatch Ongbals SL1 no blessing no-hit run

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check the timings and windows for attack

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going to feel really good about myself if i manage to actually beat this solo which is currently my motivation

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plus one of my friends did it, admittedly without running like, bleed, but still

vivid spire
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Right

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Raised dex and faith up to 40 and 25

frozen olive
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going to go back to Sekiro to have an easier time fighting a boss

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except, well, only the Demon of Hatred awaits me there

atomic plinth
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Ugh

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Got invaded by some shithead with a racist name

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Almost had him but the host played dumb and got killed

frozen olive
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pain

atomic plinth
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Was SUPPOSED to be a fight club, but we both immediately abandoned any pretense of that lmao

frozen olive
#

fair enough

atomic plinth
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Why am I stuck on nothing

frozen olive
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i'm going to do a no summon run at some point of SOTE and the only exception i'm going to make is Igon

vivid spire
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Maybe I shouldn’t do faith dex ngl

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I’m level uhh

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