#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)
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Huh, I guess it is right, and Meteorite Storm or w/e did more damage than I thought
meteorite storm n stars of ruin both deal insane damage if u make them stand in one spot
admittedly probably meteorite of astel more than stars of ruin but thats also super fp hungry compared so idk
moa is one of my fave spells its so fun to use on stance breaks to delete things
Yeah, MOA does a lot of damage if all of them hit
which they do against megabig people
https://www.twitch.tv/thezombiepenguin Streamiung more of the dlc
if nobody got me... i know anatasia, tarnished eater, got me
most dependable mf in the lands between
she can eat my tarnished
whaps self over head
SOTE boss themes absolutely bangin
Huh.
So if you're invading as a red and the host kills a world boss
you get sent hiome becaues the host completed their objective?
Did not know that
i'm highly amused and only slightly ocnfused
I think I’ll try to get the nox flowing sword
I mean, it's a pretty quick weapon to get lol
I'm BATMAN
Yes
I have discovered curse blades' weakness:
Stars of Ruin. Like every other everything in this game
Lmao
Surprisingly, conjuring the past astrologies of many futures and then hitting someone with them is very effective
it's much better for faith iirc
I just gotta get used to the reach
i should really use that more often. I was at the Consecrated Snowfield by the time i was able to cast it and most things there resist it
The urge to transition to full caster
if you just go back t ofull caster your not gonna get better at melee
Yeah true
find a weapon you like the moveset and feel of
unqiue weapons with a unique art can be nice but ones you can change the art on are also good because of versatility
first time I ever heard the word 'Duende' was in a youtube video about a weird indie game featuring fey creatures like a month or two ago
me when see astel
als a big fan of LA DUENDE JAPONES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcmV4RvlKpY
I thought might as well give huayno a shot
Thinking about how the only people in the eternal cities seem to be monks
All the citizens are gone or petrified
Lends credence to the cities being transported from the snowfields
pretty sure the citizens were sacrificed in the attempt to create a Lord of Night
Given the terrain on the outskirts having the same plants as the snowfield
Yeah probably
i present to you
my dumbest idea yet
It’s got that elden bling though. Ain’t dumb if it looks cool
Shockingly fun, but i like having my incantations on hand too much to stick to it
Me too..
I am warming up to spears though
Are there any halberds that have sweeping attacks?
Other than the swordspear
Oh dear god in heaven I got summoned to fight Rykard
And I left my Serpent Hunter at home
That was not fun, good god
I’ve been running a cold claymans spear with repeating thrusts for my first playthrough. The instant frozen proc is delicious
Unsure if it has a sweeping attack the wiki isn’t too sure
Also if I’m two handing a polearm could I have a sidearm or shield
Lucerne is good, it's very cool
Squirepilled Realismaxxing
i don't think it has a sweep which is honestly why i like it
i dislike spinning sweep attacks
they are just to oslow
Yeah they do seem slow
you can also just swap the art to something that covers sweeping
thats because its a slashing spear with a unique moveset
i don't recomend onehanding a lot of twohanded weapons
greatswords and spears are fine a lot of the time to do
but a lot of weapon arts have good aoe range on them
like storm assault
Yeah
Do Exalted Flesh and Boiled Crab stack?
no
I one hand my greataxe but thats just cause its the same moveset either way
Is the handaxe any good
"hey did you pick up the death knight twin axes?"
"uhhhhhh... sorta?"
i like the hand axe
Short reach but fast attack speed, from what I understand?
yeah
I will note
I adore the twin axes
But the fact that the dex scaling is inferior to str scaling is uh
yeah they are one of those wierd lighting scales off faith weapons
who the fuck summons for Rykard
Not anymore, now the lightning scales off of dex 😵💫
Long hafted is still faith though, thank god
they should change it that every hour it swaps what it scalse off of
Noooo
Honestly the twin axes could use a buff, their damage is pretty meh
And also they’re twin axes
Is that bad
The dual axe moveset is not the best
Generally speaking dual movesets that hit simultaneously instead of sequentially are preferred
The moveset is also pretty slow 😔
The ash is pretty good on the DK twin axes though
More of a chasedown option than the longhaft version
Yeh
I still prefer the longhaft but that's because 1) I'm a 2h Str build and 2) it has the exact same moveset as the axe that I spent like 80 hours getting used to in the base game
That’s not a lot of health 
Vyke
Up to 30 dex and vigor now
Thanks to bird farm
We’re in business finally
Blackflame blade yipeee
if you're on dex/faith (and it looks like you are), Vyke's spear is worth checking out too
absolutely nuts weapon
love that weapon
using them drops my skill at the game by at least 70%
I just can't get the hang of them
Even in pve?
yes
though it's disgusting in pvp of course
still a solid weapon against regular enemies
It’s fun ngl it’s a little slow
But I love the ash
So far though
Lucerne with storm stomp
That’s fun
Lucerne is a cool underappreciated weapon
Unfortunately, it suffers from the condition of being an ordinary looking weapon in a game filled with fantastical weapons
but it looks so much cooler than most of the fantastical weapons
because it like
looks like it functions
Yeah but why use the plain and boring hammer on a stick when you can flick people with a fucking disembodied finger I guess
...god that weapon is fucking hysterical
It's okay. I'll take all the ordinary-looking weapons
My aesthetic tends toward the less outlandish
I’m gonna put flame arts on it
tbh favoring less-outlandish-weapons is a major reason I've never really done a colossal weapons build
there's nothing wrong with them and they're quite powerful, I just always feel silly carting something like the fallenstar beast jaw around
the guts greatsword works for me because it's the guts greatsword mostly
I like beeg weapon for fighting beeg monster
Zwei is also styling
just pair it with most of the giant set and a pinwheel mask, a build absolutely nobody has done before
honestly there are way too many weapon types I still haven't really tried
curved greatswords, greataxes, hammers, reapers, whips, crossbows and the cannon, and of course most of the new stuff from the DLC since my playthroughs of it have been as an essentially pure caster and bow-only
I have news
I CAN fight in melee
I was gonna switch out my attire but tbh
I really like the starter knight set!
It’s growing on me and I didn’t expect it to
It's nice, yeah
I’ll probably do Carian knight if it has magic resistance
Can't beat a nice plain suit of armor
If you do, pair it with the unaltered banished knight helm
Goes with it surprisingly well, was my drip of choice for ages
What were you going for?
Console player
Piss
Yeah
ill see if i have them later? i farmed them for the red branch bow so i might. are you on xbox? im not sure if theres crossplay
between it and PS i mean
My drip for nearly the entire playthrough has been the altered vagabond set + marionette helm
It's a great look
Very scrungly, as a Soulsborne character should be
I am on Xbox
Altered?
piss
Yeah, you can unlock the ability to alter certain armor pieces at a grace. It mostly removes capes and such
the boc questline
Oh yeah ik
The basic no frills Knight Set is some really underrated drip
I literally never found the mountaintops merchant
Also I noticed spinning it changes the animation to be more forceful without FP, just like a real halberd spin!
It looks good, hits 51 poise, and it's an understated sort of good look with flat colors that matches well with lots of other things
like, Carian Knight set is similar but tends to look weird when paired with things that aren't similarly greebled with extra decorative elements
but knight set is clean metal with flat, pleasant blue cloth decorations
Purdy slick
Oh my god
I went back to the murkwater catacombs
And beat the SHIT out of the boss with the storm spinny
I’m so pleased rn
nice work
Stormcaller good
Wooo got the unaltered banished knight chest piece
It’s so fucking fun
I like to think Ranni thinks my tarnished is cute because of their brain and also spinny halberd
Also I realized something Radhan isn’t as bad as I thought he’s pretty chill ngl
Took in people from all walks of life to incorporate into the Redmanes
I always thought Malenia was in the right but.. not really
She was used by Miquella to further his aims
And the aeonia was the end result
From now on I’m only gonna simp for uhh
Wait Ranni caused stuff too though
The Noble Goldmask
The Ever Brilliant Gold Mask is good
says nothing, removes the gods from the golden order, t poses, dies
Ranni is based
Ranni is based
Like the dlc even made me view messmer and Marika in a sympathetic light
Noo my preconceived notions
Where did they go
ranni based more
Simp for Godwyn, our perfect Christlike figure who died for out sins
goldmask ending is the same but keeping the order that kept us in this whole mess to begin with
Exactly that means you can project your ideal qualities onto his unliving corpus
Or Fia you could simp for Fia
Tiche maybe
Fia is scary… but hugs…
no one really has a solution for the godwyn & godwyn & godwyn & godwyn scenario, so the lands between will eventually have to live in death with it someday
As a chivalrous knight I am going to save the world first and get married later
Seluvis
I have PRIORITIES!
I always thought the death ending was kinda ambiguous
Honestly the DLC made me view Marika even worse cuz of how banal her motivations turned out to be
Seluvis is pretty much just awful
???
I’m still not sure what the death ending means for the lands between as a whole
“Entire population removed” is not banal
Motivations, not outcome
Wanting revenge for genocide is not banal imo
Also uh
Is the death ending meant to be so ambiguous or something
I assumed a thing like deathblight was not very good
I know godwyns death interrupted the cycle
Marika founded a cosmic empire that broke reality over its knee for the explicit purpose of genociding the Hornsent
Yeah
It is 110% overkill
She’s not good
But her motivations are understandable ngl
The jars and shit wasn’t isolated it happened all over the Land of Shadow
We have gaols all over the map for that
I would describe her motivations as human, but probably not as banal lol
And to top it off she didn't even wanna take the blame for it
She made Messmer the focus of all their ire
Banal is just not the word for it imo
It's an extremely comprehensible motivation imo
Revenge and perpetuating the cycle of violence is extremely human
Yeah it is
And yeah she absolutely fucking sucks
But wanting revenge is frankly the one thing i understand out of her actions
But it's like, Marika went on this colossal endeavor that snared up thousands of people for what is ultimately a very small minded goal
Because Marika's empire is everything the Hornsent are but worse
If i was in her shoes i would absolutely have gone for bloody vengeance
Which gives off the impression that her problem was less their methods and more that it happened to her
ultimately i think the whole hornsent thing got lost in the sauce with everything else the golden order and the fingers were up to
That's the whole point ain't it? Perpetuating the cycle
it was one part of a thing that sort of got hijacked by them? if that makes any sense
The Hornsent is going after Messmer for a reason
Marika did destroy it herself though, which I find interesting - her motivations in doing that remain somewhat mysterious (textually, there's no end of theories) but at the end of the day she chose to break what she'd built.
my read was that marika got what she wanted but realized her goals were being used by the greater will for all sorts of things, and decided to nuke the ring
Like, base game Marika was an asshole but it came off as sort of... deific in a way. Big uncaring goddess who has no care for the ants
well
Like Miquella is
Larger-than-life, definitely
dunno how much of it was the greater will, it likely left everyone on read way before marika came
Like biggest character flaw in the dlc that she didn't even seem to have the guts to own up to it
I know D says those who live in death are unnatural as is deathblight
But stuff like the Ghostflame and Gravebirds note different cultural ways of dealing with death and spirits
The Land of Shadow is gone, it's hidden because apparently this is the one genocide that Marika isn't advertising front and center
And specifically, guiding them away from the living to not harm them or cause corruption
Fias ending does not fix deathblight i don't think
Because as i understand it, it codifies those who live in death into the Elden Ring
Thus making them an unnatural part of the natural order
It's pretty nebulous
Yeah as far as I can tell it will just make Holy not super effective on Undead
But the undead are already kinda malevolent ngl
If they were nice they wouldn’t attack me on sight
Like there's some ancient burial culture referenced in fragments that the Golden Order suppressed when it sealed Death but it's not certain Fia will restore it
I mean you are trespassing
in fairness 98% of all beings attack you on sight
i would have loved to converse with a friendly skeleton though
Ditto
Lend more credence that Those Who Live In Death just want to be left the fuck alone
Tons of living people in ER attack on sight tbf
Tbh I wish we got more non-human NPCs
Adula would've made a great NPC, I dunno what he would do but he's allied to Ranni and he's clearly intelligent enough to form knightly oaths
A skelebones merchant would've been great
God bless Miriel
greyoll could have also been quite the passive interactor had she not also been the immediate target for a fresh file with a bleed weapon
Idk I really dunno
we had just crumbs of it with florissax in the dlc, but alas... still no covenant...
D’s armor and supernatural twin thing is way too cool for what he ultimately is
I think Fia is basically good
I can't stand D myself, he has the vibes of a guy who's so utterly convinced he's perfectly right all the time that any evidence to the contrary sends him into a fit
Like D’s basically kind of a stooge?
i wonder actually
do the "anti-dragon" weapons deal more damage to the dragon transformation
Like he’s not like the other Golden Order Fundamentalists we meet
dragon form is naked with 10% damage resistance so i don't think it needs the hate but given the lore that might be a thing
He and his twin are just dogmatic killsticks who the Golden Order on a whim decided to not kill despite being aberrations
Because that psychic twin thing is not kosher for most GO adherents
He’s this unique transgressive being and instead of doing anything with that he decides his life goal is to be the boot for the man
it might have ties to the gargoyles and their twinned thing? though that's a bit of a stretch
I don't think the gargoyles have any real connection
They were probably just watchdogs for the Erdree Roots
Gargoyles seem to be like an uber late generation version of what we get with the Jars
...speaking of, why doesn't the burning of the Erdtree affect Those Who Live In Death? You'd think Godwyn would take a helluva hit
They’re the corpses of heroes smooshed together with the goal of creating a holy being
not all that much seems to be affected by the burning of the erdtree, though that's probably a gameplay concession
I mean, it's kind of implied that burning the Erdtree will, in the long run, kill Godwyn permanently
big tree, might just be an indeterminate time before that results in anything
with Death unbound he can die for real
Well Godwyn doesn’t really seem to be bound by conventional spacetime anymore
That's true, the canopy alone is the size of a continent
He has roots in Farum Azula and the Land of Shadow
...side note, I wish we'd gone straight into the canopy of the Erdtree for the final boss
haligtree canopy was a miserable experience, i wouldn't wish that on myself
but i'll admit that it would be cool
just resting somewhere in the canopy, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I do too! I’m just worried about the aftermath of unleashing death melded with life ngl
Also when Nepheli says “a waking nightmare made by men” does she mean it figuratively?
she means that Gideon had his men commit a fucking goddamn atrocity
Ohh ok
Yeah I figured ngl
Maybe the mending rune of death isn’t too bad
Idk I just
It’s too vague and I have a nervous feeling about it
I mean, we have no solid knowledge of what it does
There’s a reason why its basically an instagram filter
if you ask me, I personally think it encodes undeath into Order, making it a state that is intended for people to reach after death instead of a corruption of the rules
I like the idea of people being able to reincarnate and be happy ngl
Fia’s not dead she’s just waiting for you
Wherever that is
Maybe it’s intended to be less concrete
Like the transient nature of what we think souls are
We don’t know what happens after death
That's already a thing
the mended ring says "if your gravestone doesnt say rest in peace you're drafted into the skeleton war"
Golden Order literally reincarnates people
With their burial rites and sending sould to the roots of the erdtree
Oh yeah
Those who live in death are not a natural part of the cycle of life and death
So this would allow the undead to be a natural part of the cycle
That doesn’t seem too bad
I mean the undead beastmen in Jagged Peak seem to have been around for a long, long time
It does also seem to remove immortality and restore the concept of death
Yeah that’s true
It possible that undeath was once a thing but stopped being a thing after Marika seized control of the Elden Ring. Now with the Rune of Death broken its spreading though the Lands Between like a cancer
that's kind of default for the endings though
So all the baggage of immortality isn’t a thingy
you always release destined death
Personally, i don't wsnt to become a weird zombie person when i die
I know Miriel said all things can be conjoined but i'm kinda not down with Those who live in death
Those who live in death are also connected to the Deathbirds - they're found in the same places and deathbirds suffer the same massive damage multiplier certain things get against undead
That's why we shed the flesh for the strength and certainty of steel!
and the deathbirds seem to be connected to the Twinbird so
Its possible that the Mending Rune of Death might actually restore what seems to have been the afterlife before the Erdtree replaced it
it might be an outer god thing
That’s the hope
Also, those who live in death and death in general have a curious connection to The Sea
Idk everything melding into undeath seems.. not the vibe of the ending
It’s not as grim as dung eater or something
I rate it under Goldmasks ending
You can find zombies staring off into the ocean, Godwyn looks pretty fishy, and the description of the Helphen sounds suspiciously like a Lighthouse
The lamplight is similar to grace in appearance, only it is said that it can only be seen by those who met their death in battle.```
I was just going by basegame stuff but yeah that too
very possibly!
If it allows me to hug fia in the afterlife I’m in
But idk
Something about this feels so sketchy
Duskborn is better than Frenzied Flame, Fell Curse and Frscture imo
Maybe it’s just me
But not better than Perfect Order pr Age of Stars
oh, and also the lands between is full of aquatic spirit creatures (jellyfish, and funky kodama tubeworms in the land of shadow)
Jellyfish are potentially spirits of the dead also
And the Tibia Mariners
Specifically children
Also the Cerulean Coast
The burial culture of sending the dead downriver to the sea
anyway, yeah. There are lots of little connections between Death and the Sea
no singular big smoking gun "ah yes poseidon is the death god" type thing, but it's a broad, consistent thematic connection
the first deathtouched you're likely to see ingame are also by the water - either on the coast near the coastal cave, or in agheel lake
Drownies
Poseidon was the Cthonic god of rivers, earthquakes, and the underworld in Mycenean Greek mythology...
Food for thought.
Hmm
It just.. the idea of a watery sea afterlife spooks me
I don’t know much about mending ending
Is it just “GO fixed”
that's exactly where you're sending everyone if you pick the Mending-Rune of the Death Prince ending, actually. This has been revealed to me by sources I will not be describing.
Most of the Fissure dungeon in the DLC is also beneath the seafloor. When you look at the graces on the map they're just in the middle of the ocean lol
Actually, thinking for just a second
Coffins going down the river is obviously a major thing, and we know that the impure flesh of the dead is what melts, congeals and becomes putrescence
The DLC implies that those coffins aren't just literal coffins made by human beings as a burial custom, either, but a manifestation of death itself drifting into the Lands of Shadow as it slips through the cracks of the Golden Order
Speaking of weird oceanic things, did you know that the sea to the east of the lands between visibly drops off into a larger ocean?
It's shown on the map and clearly visible from Farum Azula
Are those what those giant stone boats in the south are?
Yea
(you can also see it from Gurranq's house, though it's harder to clearly make out)
Say, there aren't any proper TWLID manifestations in the DLC except for in the Cerulean Coast and Charos's Hidden Grave, right
oh, the Death Knights
here's an image of it from caelid, but it's harder to tell its scale from here
Is the mending tune of death an evangelion Esq apocalypse
Everyone melded into the afterlife
It surely can’t be that simple
first of all, End of Evangelion is not the apocalypse so jot that down
I wanna be hopeful
but now I have to wonder - Death drifts into the Lands of Shadow, washing up on the shore in the forms of coffins that slip into the fissure below and whose contents become Putrescence
if anything, I'd guess by implementing the mending rune of the death prince you'd actually stem the flow, and prevent people from ending up as purple sludge of impurity
It does feel like the flow isn’t supposed to be so… awful ngl
Like we see pure white souls surrounded by fungus when talking to some ghosts
Well yeah, this is what happens when no one burns the dead and rakes out the ashes of Death, right
And the fungus is only where the ghosts are
this is the interrupted cycle
Like deathblight doesn’t share the same aquatic visual cues
Its roots and jagged ones
the boat pyres are a way of preventing the honored dead of Messmer's army from being damned to rotting away and becoming Putrescence
Godwyyyyyyyn
Also
Tibia Mariner
Boat
Maybe it’s competing influences over death
Erdtree roots versus something else
Maybe it’s the “insert headcannon here” ending ngl
Putrescence is also evocative to silver tears / albinaurics, right?
or was it just me
I feel like I’m overthinking it but I don’t wanna doom the world to zombies or like death without end
scrble
It actually has fins
the mention of "impure" and the shape seemed likely
it is quite literally whatever you decide it is
And frequently grows near water
So does death drift into the land of shadow or is it pulled in? Bc the pillar holding back death is located in the LoS
miquella wanting a compassionate home for everyone but he does not jive with TWLID whatsoever is a really funny mini-tidbit of lore
it seems to be both
or at least
guess without Fia they'd be....
boned
"drifts in" in the way anything pulled by the tide drifts in
Does it hold back death by filtering it into the land of shadow?
I mean there are royal revenants prowling the Haligtree
and the suppressing pillar seems to choke that out
Royal Revenants aren't related to TWLID, are they?
I thought they were cursed in a different way
the Suppressing Pillar is directly said to be put there on purpose because it's where all death drifts to
and the Suppressing Pillar, well
suppresses it.
I really expected that pillar to actually do something
The mariner in Charo's Grave summons a royal revenant
So there's at least a potential connection
Hmm
Fuck it
I hope you’re right about this fia
Thank you for the hugs I guess it’s time to.. fix the flow of death ngl
Actually that sounds badass
Death probably drifts to the Lands of Shadow for the same reason the influence of the Crucible is strongest
its the cycle of Life-And-Death
I’m not gonna leave the world I have work to do
where things come from, and return to - and thats why the Crucible become the Erdtree
its where 'life-itself' is bound, now
I mean truthfully I dont have much problem with how the Erdtree does it
its not an eternal solution, because the Erdtree itself isn't
I see
but it worked well enough
I tend to conflate the Erdtree and GO
But that’s my fault ngl
To me the Erdtree is kinda parasitic
And taking that divine power back and putting it in the hands of people who understand what’s best for at least a good majority of people
That’s better
And duskborn shows that by you fixing if not everything wrong with the corruption of death then most of it
And ensuring immortality or reincarnation aren’t painful
I think its a well intentioned ending by how Fia and Rogier act
its an ending for the meek and downtrodden
what it does, who exactly knows
probably means returning to possess your own bones is a more natural process
probably integrates it into the cycles of life and death instead of being a weird glitched half-state
I like the idea of reincarnation and melding into a lifecycle
When you die, it’s not the end
And it’s not painful or controlled by another being like the Erdtree
I'd assume it also keeps skeletons from being 'stuck' like that either
gives them an out, if they want
I think this honestly became her main motivation for the shattering, and the reason divinity is a prison (||at least from the perspective of Trina||) - it subsumes you into a cultural role that is unending as long as your society is
a lot of the plot questions resolve neatly if you assume Marika simply didn't want to be the Elden Ring anymore
Freeze his ass
Then make him suffer massive catastrophic blood loss
And then give him Mega Bubonic COVID as a final touch
Marika upon being newly repaired by a victorious tarnished: "oh ffs"
Alternatively, just fucking burn everything
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
100% I think shes dead by the end
Ngl I wish Lord of Frenzied Flame ending gave you a funny helmet that changes your head into the Frenzied Flame head
Missed opportunity
For real
I did that (:
I wanna be Fia’s consort…
She’s gentle
I still wish there was a miquella ending, something that follows BB's letting Gehrman execute you
Unfortunately afterlife bs
Know what else I wish
I wish that powerstancing banished knight greatswords gave you a fancy moveset
morgott's incantation spells for the player?
oh that too
Hmm
I guess I’ll do duskborn then
I’m curious ngl I’ve never tried this sort of ending before
Also souls in love forever 🥺
oh absolutely
lightly boosts frenzied flame incants
the true reason to become lord of frenzied flame is because you don't want to keep reequipping the lantern when you die so it's time to become the lantern
Oh shit new idea
Beat the game dressed in fias set
Absolutely awful defense ngl
But slayy girlboss
I think my sad twink is perfect for fia look at their silly hair
i was meant to die crushed by a giant perfumer ballistae bolt 💔
God I I
Fuck
I decided to have fia hug me and I forgot how sweet she is
I’ve ignored her up to this point
That's another thing I wish showed up, the colossal perfumer bolts
I wish we could operate ballstae
Wait there was a—oh yeah there was
I only know the 30 years war
there was a lot of years wars
I never considered how fucking
Annoying Radhan is for melee
Running around constantly resummoning things is getting to me
I DID IT
RAHHHHHHH
I never really b othered with the re-summons in radhan
i just like summon and start stabbing him to death
She is shady as fuck. But she does just like giving hugs.
Hugs r gud
My sense of preservation says duskborn bad
But my soul does want hugs…
Sorry Ranni I have a new wife now
Blah blah leave the lands between
FALSE
Fix death (:
Simply give yourself to our exalted and infallible mistress of the dark moon
Our lunar prodigy who can do no wrong
All shall fear her and rejoice
Cringe
May it take the world 🙏
LET THE FLAMES RISE!
Oh this is a fun build
I love cosplay builds
I think the other guy was going for a Champion Gundyr kinda vibe
you could always dung-eat
I think I’m happy where I am ngl
I have my own interpretation of duskborn
Also
What’s the reccomended level for weapons by the time you kill Radhan
My Lucerne is only +8 finding stones without bell bearings is a struggle
+8 is a little low but definitely winnable
I'd say ballpark +12 regular or +5 somber is the expected progression for Radahn
I think there's a somber 5 in the courtyard right before the fight, which seems like a good indicator 😛
UNLEASH IT UPON THEM! A CURSED BLESSING TO ALL!
the pox, yet tendah
Lucerne is basic smithing stones
yeah, I'm aware. I thought 8 was a little low
that and a couple standard 4s in castle redmane, yeah?
that sounds right
There's also a 5 and 6 in castle redmane iirc
And you can find some sevens and eightsj ust out in the world in caelid
caelid is wild
I did ruin strewn precipice
Got some more fours
I’m saving seluvis’ potion for dung eater
RIP Boggart 
Y’know what’s funny, with the DLC its heavily implied that Godrick was the only demigod who actually wanted to do the ritual marriage with Marika and become Elden Lord
Wait what
Radahn is hinted to be working for Ranni, Rykard wants to eat god, Miquella and Malenia were doing their own bit, and Mohg’s (brainwashed) plan was to replace Marika with Miquella
godrick just wanted to hide in his castle
after he got his shit kicked in by going grabby grabby like three times
I mean yeah he’s a coward but his platform is “i bring all you losers back home with me and i become Godfrey 2.0 by wedding great-great-gramma”
Morgott had to try entering the tree at least once
Ranni working for Radahn?
no them against eachother entirely
Bleh. I have been triyng invading and iwth my ocnnection it's just not worth it
there's definitely a level of possible collusion between the three siblings
not confirmed ofc, but every group of full siblings seems to have had at least a pretty decent relationship
depending on how hinged Miquella started
At the very least there seems to be an alliance between Radahn and Rykard
Yeah idk about that
pretty sure everyone was fighting everyone except for the twins
Radahn’s forces have Tormentor Virgins
The Blasphemous Claw hints at cooperation between Ranni and Rykard but I don’t remember anything for Radahn
And Rykard keeps a portrait of Radahn in the Volcano Manor sitting room
Yeah, there's a few tormentor virgins that seem to be supporting Carian and Redmane forces
I…guess? There’s one haunting their courtyard
im not sure id call it supporting
also its very possible its just a family thing
theres one in the dlc
SOmeone did a cool post on the fact that the finger creepers are invading places agaisnt the great will which i need to find
theres 2 in the dlc at that one castle
There are several tormentor virgins in Caelid and they’re all coded as non hostile to Redmane forces
Yeah Ranni might actually be aware of Metyr
i don't see that actully mattering that much with how often it seems like people should fight but dont
there is very little infighting except for in a few select locations
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When Ranni references “i won’t be controlled by that thing” she might be referring to Metyr, not the Two Fingers assigned to be her handler
Killed the falling star beast
Wait what
Since the Two Fingers are basically receivers for Metyr
Do Not Buy Crab From BOggart
until you've done the dung eater stuff
otehrwise he moves and gets ganked by Dung Eater
I dislike D
L + ratio + should not have been racist against skeletons
I believe it does.
It locks you out of one of the better fist weapons & a unique ash of war unless you go kill boggart yourself though
yeah, if you just buy the necklace from him + don't ever talk to him again he won't move
also a seedbed curse on the off chance you care about dung eater's quest and the iron mask
dung eater has a random commoner corpse instead
(though it's an extra seedbed curse, there are enough in the game without it)
I just want the spirit ash
I assume its just her flesh in general
you need ot do the quest lin efor selvius
then make dungeater drink the potion when he is strapped to a chair
Oh shit
Which is fucking stupid but it is what it is
I gave her the blade
Also I get a choice after the final boss of who to summon for the ending right
the only thing i didn't like about that fight was the headsplosion
I don’t get locked out
as long as your not on frenzied yes
also i don' think you summon anyone for the endings except in rannis
Something something Midra Finger
Aye
Fia x Tarnished is a huge “if” if we go by the logical laws of reincarnation and souls in ER ngl
Reincarnation has always existed according to gravebird and crucible lore with life fluctuating in cycles and growing and dying
secret alternate boss named "assdra" who has the same model stretched into the rig of the dlc final boss
And souls are currently vaguely tangible present things but whether that’s due to death being fucked up is unclear
||dual wields greatswords of damnation and creates frenzied flame pillars||
Fuck well now I can’t decide
Leaning towards Fia purely because
- You gain the powers of the Prince of Death. You do not leave the Lands Between, and therefore can extent your will to remake Death into whatever you see fit
- Idk fia nice
Which remembrance is the most valuable?
wanna know something funyn
there is only two rememberances that both optoins are melee weapons
dlc final boss, 50k
and they are likely peoples first and final remebernace bosses
but for seriousness i think dlc final boss, malenia, elden beast are all 50k
Rykard is 50k as well apparently
Just trying to figure out what I wanna dupe and pop for runes
you can sadly only get an item once per ng which i really hate
Seconded
its kinda annoying how elden rinrg like to stop people from geting stuff more than once
like give me one valid reason to limit how many times you can buy a weapon
rykard is probably the easiest to get by far
rykard, both final bosses, malenia
ope
was scrolled a bit up
unless youre faster at doing the farum azula wrongwarp than running through volcano manor
which is faster for you personally. farum azula wrongwarp (belfries, then sprint to maliketh, gideon, hoarah loux, elden beast) or rya, dectus/makar (probably dectus faster?), godskin noble, rykard
if this is on a normal run not a run to get another copy specifically its probably rykard since the others require a lot of game progression
I'll just go merc Rykard
Rykard is a gimmick fight but probably the most fun version of the storm ruler gimmick to date
Aye
Helps that the Serpent Hunt hitbox isn’t crap
He's not a pushover like the other gimmick fights are, he poses a legit threat
The Serpent Hunter is there to give you a fighting chance
Random thought
Do the NPC Tarnished you invade have the same grace-respawning mechanic as you the player?
That's always been a little ambiguous to me
Funny majimer goes looking for kiryu and kicks ass.
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Funny streams at twitch.tv/telk_
Pretty solid
the stone club is genius
Is grace-respawn even canon beyond the first one all dead tarnished got?
dlc says yeah i think lol ||trina suicide conga line||
like in the intro normally with the grafted scion it fades to black before death, and the description of the flask implies its you were 'sure to die' without it
Godfrey doesnt seem to be treated like he's coming back, not sure any other tarnished are either, even though we arent the only to still see grace
its definitely more ambigious than like, dark souls
i generally assumed it was people who still saw the guidance of grace
like, if you could still see the graces you can still come back
it is kinda wild you gotta assume though
to be clear i have no actual idea if thats canon. thats my assumption from skipping through messages
i think its only wild because all of the dark souls games, bloodborne, n sekiro had canon explanations
its not like most other games dont
but yeah it does feel a little weird to have it not explicitly stated lol
i guess its not worse than sekiro taking plcae in 1 day
I've seen some people do a sort of mixed interpretation
where respawning is canon until they defeat Malekith
(and so Godfrey can still have grace point to us + not be coming back)
I just dont think about it lol
Lmao
i will admit that it took me a minute to figure out what all these "mist, or beast" messages were referencing
Lmfao that's fucking amazing
solid
...where the piss are the summon signs for Ansbach and Leda
Not showing up for me
assuming you mean for the fight, yeah look at Ansbach's location in the storehouse
if it isn't there, try talking to Leda at the cross again?
have you done the hornsent step of the quest?
Fuck's sake, did I breathe funny and mess up the questline?
Aye
But I did it after I gave him the scroll
there's only one way to mess up the questline, and it's giving ansbach the scroll
Fucking lovely
he disappears after that
Guess I'm waiting until ANOTHER new game cycle for that bow
Wish these quests weren't so finnicky
😭
i'm sorry
I would have been real salty if I'd managed to fuck that quest up on bow-only
Fucking breathe the wrong way and oops, you messed up three different questlines, try for another new game iteration
lol
this is the only quest in the dlc that can break, and it's just by giving ansbach the scroll
nothing compares to ds3
actually, i take it back, you can stumble into missing the hornsent choice by hitting messmer
it doesn't break the rest of the quest chain
but it does stop you from getting swift slash
or the leda counter damage talisman if you choose that instead
hmm
i'm looking it up, and apparently i'm wrong
and the signs only show up after you give ansbach the scroll
?
Hm
Maybe I need to talk to Leda again
Right, that did it
God I wish this game communicated more
i mean im pretty sure you have to talk to leda to get her dialogue that says "ansbach will have gone to shadow keep" or something along those lines. like, of all of the quests, that one is relatively clear in terms of "npc dialogue line must say what theyre gonna do next"
nothing like jar-bairn or that one hyetta dialogue where theres no real reason to believe u gotta reload 4 times in a row (jar-bairn)
fucking... why is THIS a Crucible spiral
it's a piece broken out of an older version of the Elden Ring
(this symbol is in Malekith's Arena at Farum Azula)
I mean, yeah, that being the principle of life and death entwined into a ladder extending upwards to godhood
but why is the Sacred Relic Sword shaped like a spiral
because its specifically taken from/made of marika da elden ringer
who was, as a god, nominally metaphysically shaped like that
accidentally frame perfect quitout crashed trying to not jump off a cliff like an idiot :(
yeah I wasn't being metaphorical
the elden ring is part of Marika and Radagon's Bodies after all
Man I gotta say
I kinda like that we CANT get morgott’s spells
He believes the most in the golden order and the erdtree
the light weapons?
We CANNOT MATCH
How much he beloved
*believes
And yeah
Someone mentioned it above
dude..... jarburg is covered in flowers because ||shaman village looks like that||.....
:(

this is also the shape of miquellas needle, placi when hes trying to communicate w/his lost god and metyrs tail
more interesting symbol musing
the forehead sigil, is it a crucifix? it sorta looks like a combo of radagon and marikas seal maybe?
my guess is its either an element of shaman culture or a mark the hornsent would use to identify them. since elements of both shaman religion and hornsent oppression made it into the golden order
...so, this is probably both known and unimportant, but ||seeing as how Messmer reacts when his snake sees you and he has a glass eye... he's blind, right? Or, at least, blind unless you count the snakes as directly part of his body?||
...I appreciate this and it's interesting, but I dislike when lore theories weave in and out of the universe for justification, and bring in real-world mythology or references.
I mean
Real world mythology absolutely has influences here, though? Nothing is purely original
I respect that, but I also feel like it shouldn't be usable as a source.
Why is that, though? There's simply not enough to go on in ER to pull threads entirely from within the game for some things
Because:
- It's weaving in extradiegetic information as though it were part of the world. It may have inspired the world, but it also might not have; there's no direct evidence of in what ways it would or would not connect, or which facts are or are not carried over.
- It blurs the line between Watsonian and Doylist analysis.
That's kind of the same thing twice, admittedly.
when people utilize that as sources for "this correlates somewhat to an irl equivalent, therefore this assumption is hard confirmed", it's frustrating
because no, it's an assumption with no proof
and that's how you get misinformation
It gets a bit circular sometimes, too. Like, "there's a myth of scarabs carrying the sun -> the thing the scarabs are rolling is connected to the sun -> the scarabs are a reference to the myth in which scarabs roll the sun".
I mean, it's even stated it's a theory
Sure, but it's a theory which acts like it has a lot of evidence and is simply not explicitly proven, rather than just an idea.
shrug like, fair enough, but I think it's supremely difficult to try and draw connections without that analysis when so much of Elden Ring is Vibes based storytelling
That's fair, but it means that you're drawing inferences about the world using stuff which isn't part of the world.
that's one of my biggest complaints with the practice, yeah
If you look at the evidence in the game and say "this seems inspired by this myth", that's one thing. If you look at a myth and use that to draw inferrences about the game, that's another.
Especially if you're using the myth to link two things in the game which were not previously linked conceptually. You can point out those potential connections, sure, but I feel like you can't really use those as evidence for anything else without wandering off into the weeds of self-supporting headcanons.
Also... "all confirmed Empyreans are feminine"... you kind of don't get to say "well, Miquella is long-haired and effeminate, and therefore my theory linking Empyreans to metaphorical wombs still holds". I mean, yes, St. Trina exists, but that feels like taking a conclusion and hammering the facts into place to fit it. There is an argument connecting Miquella to the harvest and life and plenitude, but if you want to use that as an important characteristic, then Ranni doesn't meet that in any way.
I also dislike stuff which draws strong inferences from very specific word choices when those word choices are from the English translation.
I stand by my Balor's Poisonous Eye mythological link with Elden Ring 😛
Genuinely interested in rthis, please go on
I want to like this more, but I feel like it's very flimsy, for all of the aforementioned reasons. Or, to ram it all into a list:
- Draws inferences from real-world myths, sometimes circularly, and then uses them as evidence to support other things.
- Makes a very major leap of logic, mostly unexamined, and sort of hidden by the fact that the relevant sentence has a citation for an earlier part of it (namely, that the living jars seeded the Minor Erdtrees, because many Minor Erdtrees have broken jars near them; this is an intriguing theory, but not one that's strongly supported, and the presence of actual erdtree seeds is something that needs to be acknowledged).
- Makes use of specific word choices for inferences, based on English synonyms.
- "All confirmed Empyreans are feminine": this requires a tortured definition of feminine to explain why Miquella counts (or, if you're talking about life-giving, why Ranni counts), and it hangs a lot of weight on the word "confirmed" because Messmer (who's heavily implied to be an Empyrean) aggressively torpedos this idea.
- A lot of leaps of logic in general.
It's neat, but just a bit too fragile.
The living jars/erdtree one is activley wrong, i belivei n the base game there's lore about the jars brining the corpses back to the erdtrees to return the bodies to the root
I think? i'd have to check
but Jars in teh overworld serve very diffenret purpses to jars in the underworld it seems
Also "A crucible is a pot for melting metals - a function of stars." is just... that's a lot of wordplay.
...actually, come to think of it, do they serve a very different purpose, or just act towards a different end? Consider the practice of Erdtree burial.
Basicly 'Singular Eyes' is used a lot in Elden ring to represent dark and terrible power. Balor's Poisonous Eye is a famous part of the Invasion Cycle from Irish Mythology. A single eyed giant who's vision was taint itself. You actually see Literally That in the Giant Skeletons that get summoned by the Mariners. They shoot the deal laser from a Single Eye.
Mesmer has a single eye sealing his horror, Destined Death appears in a single eye with Melina , the Giants shoot lasers from a single eye, the Fire Giant have a 'single eye' in their Main Face and are noted for having a Single Eyed God. etc
Elden Ring seems to have a strong influence from Irish Mythology and the usage of 'single eyes' as a symbol is a big part of it, especially with giants.
Do you have a source describing the purpose of Erdtree burial, so I can support this? But... per the description of the Greatjar,
[The hornsent] offer their prayers to the innards of the greatjars, such that they might be reborn one day into sainthood. This is the cycle of death and rebirth, taken into the hands of mortal men.
Erdtree burial is, arguably, in some ways, the same thing: taking the fallen and placing them to be reborn in a greater form. It's just the ways in which that's done which vary.
The hornsent put the lowly and base criminals into jars to be reborn in flesh; the Golden Order puts heroes into the roots of the Erdtree to be reborn from it. In each case, the cycle of death and rebirth is being taken into the hands of mortal men.
It's a return to the symbolic origin, either a crucible of flesh or the roots of a tree. ...and, now, I'm considering treating the jars as psychopomps of some description, and I'm wondering whether that leads anywhere interesting.
No direct source, but onc e again we're back to irish mythology (Ask @dusty kraken Irish myths love their cauldrons), and also we constiently find the jars all around minor erdtrees, where they've bene b roken open.
"Erdtree Burial" is a big thing, of great signfiacne (Ancient Dragon Knight Kristoff)
"
After the First Defense of Leyndell, Kristoff earned the hero's honor of Erdtree Burial for the feat of capturing Godefroy the Grafted."
Living jars have erdtree sigils on their seals, as well.
I'm not sure there's direct written statements, but htere's a ton of visual evidence
and ER is huge on visual evidence and visual storytelling
Total sidetrack, i was doing Gaisu summonless yesterday, and fucking hell, i had so much of a worse time this time around compared to when i first foguht him
like what a miseraible fuckign fight with teh dodge hitboxes
I actually figureed out the charge has two hit boxes?!
OR one hit box that's big enough and is allowed to double hit you
Like absoloteuly wild
the charge is absolutely broken
i think it can hit you up to three times
it's almost impossible to dodge through it
i used the longhaft deathaxe against him and its pretty effective
The best i was able to do is to dodge just before impact and at a specific angle - If you imagine him coming from North to south in a straight line, you need to dodge NNNE - a very slight angle.
But the timing is arse
The other hting i noticed is that it's got the same issue as a lot of the other obss fight,s which is the monteum of the fight is punative.
If you're landing hits and not getting hit, it's actually pretty easy and you can chunk him very rapidly
the moment you get hit and try and stop to heal, you get fucked, because the boss doesnt acutally have down time to let you heal safely
you can kinda dodge to the side if you strafe as soon as he starts charging
but yeah Gaius Charge fucking sucks
For some reason i had extremely consistent dodges by dodging at him in my most recent run
wouldn't suggest it for everyone that timing is tight but man if felt great rolling through him
It doesnt help that it seems to be like
2 seperate hits? i think?
ive noticed when blocking it ill take two seperate stamina chunks
that or its just a "continuous" type of hit where it keeps doing its shit as long as you are in the box
But its very telling when i can dodge the entire fight except for one attack when i am by no means THAT good at the game
which i guess that statement doesnt really click after my most recent run, hm.
It is two hiuts at least
hits*
It's very noticalbe with some of his knockdowns, you get hit as you're in the get up animation
and then you flinch and imemdiately get hit again
which usually kills you
(and my character is Tanky as fuck, ignoring the fact i dont use the greatshield talisman, i've still got 2.2k hp
and i'm in full radahn's except for the headpiece
Huh, odd
ive experienced the proper 2 hits but havent died to em often
journey 3 for clarity
Shrug, i dont doubt you mind you
Gaius still fuckin' sucks either way
...admittedly its only his charge i dont like
i enjoy just about every other move
especialyl his psycho crusher
yeah Gaius's charge is a headache. i think if you dodge straight through it you're still in his hitbox when your iframes end
i found that dodging diagonally towards the flank without his sword-lance was the most reliable
It is for sure, Not Fun
shifting trakcse ntirely, Divine Beast Tornado is very good now
it's not going to out damage something like Knight Lighting Spear, but that's not it's job
it's got hyper armor for days, it flinches shit while you're charging it
and a fully charged one launches most humanoid enemies and will knockdown players
like you can yeet a Curseblade up into the air with it, which is very funny to watch
and it's not like it's bad damage either - 60 faith, Godslayer seal, no otehr bonsues to cast, 17 scoobydooby levels, and i'm seeign 1.4k hits on stuff like Messmer Soliders
So very solid damage fp for it's massive aoe and reliablity of casting
Oh, andi t's got real proper hyper armor ontop of it's flinching so yo ucan still trade hits with someoen while you're charging
Christ i just realized why || consort's lion claw attacks are so easy to dodge for me, Artorias||
Oh and on bigger targets? Like Dragons, magmaworms, etc
it can multihit
I just hit a magmawyrm with it 3 times in a single cast
Further apros of nothing: I'm a little shocked no one is talking about the Pata.
You have fist attackspeed and moveset, with straightsword range
Including thrusting heavies
Honestly i really wanna use it but its clearly designed to be powerstanced
Yeah, but it's a paired weapon so you just two hand it?
And then you're auto powerstancing it
Thats
what i meant, yes.
just two handing it, i forgot powerstance is specifically dual weapons
I dont really understand why that's a problem, personally?
it is made from Marika / Radagons body - someone we know ascended through the divine gate (and presumably, its crucible current)
so its like
unravelling them as a person, leaving only the godhood behind?
Thats kinda the symbolism I take from it
That's a take that had never occurred to me but which makes sense.
even pre-dlc spirals = divine was pretty well supported
Playstyle differences, i prefer having one hand free for incantations at a moment's notice
the Elden Stars incantation has a real prominent one too
it feels made for two handing, and i dont really two hand my weapons
...apparently the Shard Spiral incantation is "the product of a failed attempt to create a new comet" and I don't know what exactly this means given our knowledge of intertwining spirals but maybe it means something?
the real wild spiral is the shard spiral spell - a failed attempt to “make the seeds of a star” by glinstone wizards
which is really notable given the similarities between ||graven masses and jar innards||
two ways of looking at the same thing?
oh lol I was just typing that too
Perhaps! Although, looking at the wiki, unless comets are stated somewhere to be the seeds of stars, something seems to be off.
game uses comets, stars, and meteors pretty interchangeably
It does?
graven schools are called them directly in their talismans