#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)

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left willow
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I think that'd be... interesting?

atomic plinth
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...speaking of I should get the Great Epee later, it looks cool

gray leaf
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Or something like perfume + some type of sword to have moves where you fling out a line of perfume and then slash through it. Basically just a unique animation but it already sounds cool.

atomic plinth
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God yeah

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That'd kick ass

left willow
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Hmm... I think you could get some interesting combos without a specific Power Stance if you just combo. Granted, it'd be better if it was more fluid, but I feel ya

gray leaf
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I suppose, yeah.

left willow
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I do wish that if you had no ash on both weapons R2 would be the off-hand weapon's heavy

gray leaf
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You could even be overly specific and make it so one singular weapon power-stanced weirdly. There's something resembling precedent for that, in the form of a weapon which deals increased holy damage but doesn't actually innately deal holy damage on its own?

left willow
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(Also, I wish that the Ash on Carian Sorc Sword was Cast Spell and it had an actual heavy attack)

left willow
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Do you mean two-handing a weapon?

gray leaf
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No, I mean that exactly one sword would have a different moveset while wielding a perfume in the other hand, rather than every sword of a single type.

left willow
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Oh, I gotcha

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Yeah, that could also be interesting

gray leaf
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I would rather it was a mechanic, but... give us a curved sword called the Perfumer's Cleaver, which looks like (and is) an Omenkiller Cleaver sans the horns, and give it a unique moveset while wielding a perfume bottle in the other hand where you like... spin through the perfume clouds.

atomic plinth
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Dunno about an omenkiller cleaver, that seems too large for spinning

gray leaf
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Well, it wouldn't have the horns all over it. I assumed it would be notably slimmer under all those. And I mean spinning your body, not just the blade. Since the omenkillers were originally perfumers, something from that initial transitional period seems like it'd make sense?

atomic plinth
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True, good point

stone cove
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Eh, there';s absoloteuy room for things like the strentgh version, the inherent bleed (or poison or something, get spicy) version etc

gray leaf
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Yeah. There's an argument that not every build needs access to every moveset, and having some weapons that really only exist for strength or dex or whatever helps make them feel more different... but I don't think that's a particularly good argument, at least in this case.

stone cove
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And it well, stands out when the base game has such a range of "X has good reach, bad damage" etc type options

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Like i think there's plenty of fair arguments that the base game is too complicated on weapons

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but that's more a product of the UI doing a piss poor job at communicating things

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Like how many people know Giant Crusher has block stats rivaling and even exceeding some medium shields!?

gray leaf
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Honestly, in some ways, Shadow of the Erdtree feels like 1.5 DLCs.

stone cove
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The fucking thing has 88 Physical block, 52 across the board elemental block, and a base guardboost of 58 - which jumps to 60 something when heavy infused.

that's better elemental resists that Messmer Solider Shield, one of the new best medium shields. and equiv guard boost.

gray leaf
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Er, "seems like" more than "feels like" I guess?

stone cove
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It's the usual from soft thign like it is really good, but it's very high polish in some areas

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makes the more 'huh?" stuff stand out

gray leaf
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It feels like... it's ridiculous to say it's lacking in quantity when it's so big, but... 1.5 DLCs. There's stuff that just isn't adequately expanded upon.

stone cove
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It's mostly the mechanical side i think that sticks out, with the weapons notably being in the case

mighty warren
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i love my friends

covert schooner
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How do you mean

stone cove
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The weapons esp rankle where it feels like they could/should have gone back to add some to earlier shops in the base game or something, just so there's more infuseable options

covert schooner
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Idk I like the bespoke weapons

left willow
stone cove
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for me it's the fact that every new weapon class got... 1-2 infuseable options, and 1-2 uniques. if they got any uniques.

covert schooner
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I’m not personally a huge fan of the deluge of nearly identical weapons in each category in most souls games, personally

covert schooner
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Stuff like the hand to hand category I think are better for not having a bunch of chaff thrown in

mighty warren
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i just like swinging a big weapon and casting incantations and dear lord has this dlc kicked as for me

gray leaf
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Just a tiny bit of a lot of things. New weapon types with very few examples. The finger ruins not having much in them. The Abyssal Woods being a whole big area with only one real point of interest in it. New sorcery/incantation classes with very few elements (although nigh-empty spell categories are hardly unique to the DLC). Stuff like that.

stone cove
# covert schooner I’m not personally a huge fan of the deluge of nearly identical weapons in each ...

So, i agree to a degree bapumdish. I'm sorry.

Okay, expanding that

I think it's over done, but also, i think it's a product of the UI badly communcating the actual differnces.

Like you have to go out of game sources to see just how fucking long some weapons are vs others, it's very dramatic

Like Katanas are just craaaazy town, but even in say, Greataxes, the difference between using Exectuioner's or Omen Killer vs Anchor is pretty dramatic

gray leaf
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One criticism I've found is that it's too easy to spend too much time just... riding, without running into much of anything.

covert schooner
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Idk, I feel like adding too much stuff is how we get shit like Godefroy

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I’d rather things be a little slim than be like the base game lol

stone cove
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likewise you have a profusion of stats and scalings (ontop of a fairly indepth but more complex than you think ash of war system)

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and sorting through all of those nadh ow they change etc, the game does not communicate well

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WRT being a bit empty: tbh, i prefer it a bit empty. It's better to have a sense of sppace and pacing

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this is something that BotW and ToTK also did well

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the ubisoft EVERYTHING HAS A THING stuff results in mush

mighty warren
gray leaf
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Maybe it's only in comparison to the base game, and without progression happening and with the assumption that you're going to be going in with a build (and thus don't need to have A Strength Weapon to find in whatever direction you go in, such that players who want A Strength Build are at least likely to have options), it makes sense to have fewer, more bespoke weapons.

left willow
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which were a pain

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I hate hate hate those stupid things

left willow
gray leaf
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The winter lanterns (yes, the same name as the madness things from Bloodborne) are annoying, yes. But there's a whole area about sneaking past them to get to places... and there's really only one place to get to. It doesn't even have to be a ton; you know all those little ruined towns that are like 3 buildings, a few enemies, and an item? Plonk one or two of those in there.

left willow
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Cause there's stuff, but there's also a lot of just.... openess

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Which was really refreshing

gray leaf
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An invade or something would be neat, but... I think it would have to be something visible on the map as something to want to check out.

left willow
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(And thematic, imo)

gray leaf
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Or you could put in a mausoleum which is just One Single Dude.

mighty warren
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Abyssal woods was my personal favorite zone just for the sheer uniqueness, i also enjoy it being all alone personally cause it makes more eh... clear? i guess cause the way it read to me was midra was isolated, he wanted to keep himself restrained from others, suffering on his own aside from the few souls there with him as either caretakers or guards

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Goes in well with his constant attempts to tell you to fuck off elsewhere

left willow
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I really liked it overall... except for those stupid winter lanterns

mighty warren
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Im a bit confused where the water lantern name is from cause ive only ever seen them called aging untouchables

gray leaf
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Winter Lanterns are what the enemies of similar appearance and behavior are called in Bloodborne, for one.

mighty warren
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Well see thats fair

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but theres one of them you kill that refers to them as aging untouchables

left willow
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Ah, because Winter Lantern Flies are things that live in their heads

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Apparently

mighty warren
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I dont think so?

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aging one's exultation

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description for it calls em aging untouchables

gray leaf
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For two, they have winter lantern flies. But I think it's probably the bloodborne thing.

gray leaf
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I remember something referring to them as winter lanterns but maybe that was changed or patched or something.

mighty warren
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Shrug

left willow
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Yeah, idk

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Both are valid, I think?

gray leaf
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Not mechanically necessarily, but just on principle.

mighty warren
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Oh right yeah for anyone who doesnt know, you can kill them after parrying the grab

left willow
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wtf

mighty warren
left willow
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There's a hidden area in his boss room?

mighty warren
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but yes its very much just for PVP

left willow
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motherfucker

mighty warren
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I will say, midra alone is
so fun

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generally one of my favorite bosses so far

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And his sword, god i love the sword you get off him
i have no interest in pvp, so im glad you can do the thorn AOE without it grabbing

gray leaf
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I'm not even talking effectiveness, so much as just... you have an ability which increases attack power on madness infliction, but it doesnt work when you use the thing which semi-reliably inflicts madness at melee range.

mighty warren
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Well technically madir's own incantation grants more madness and is debately better if the goal is build up

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cause dont forget, its only counting madness being inflicted
if you're willing to play a stupidly risky game you can do that shit on yourself in PVE

gray leaf
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Does it actually inflict more than a grab does? I though the grab would basically instantly proc on the target most of the time.

mighty warren
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Depends on how much the head hits, i more so mean self inflicted in this case

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Still likely best off with the new torch if you want madness buildup though

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that thing builds it up like fuckin' nothing

gray leaf
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For self inflicted, yeah. Inescapable frenzy is a grab, though. I think you might be mixing it up with something else.

mighty warren
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No? im just talking self inflicted build up

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Ive used far too many frenzied flame spells to ignore just
triggering it myself for benefits

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thats not even a joke thats how i beat gaius

gray leaf
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Yeah... inflicting it on enemies is basically a pvp thing only. Inescapable Frenzy can do that pretty well. It's not the best if you're going up against madness-immune enemies (read: 99.9% of them) and so would have to proc it on yourself, though.

mighty warren
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Aye, and i dont do pvp so my only expereinces with frenzy is pve

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because Yes i am that mother fucker that uses the funny flames just to spite everyone around me (in game)

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frenzied flame was my first ending and i have zero shame in that

stone cove
mighty warren
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ironically as someone who does personal writing im more aware of that than you might think

stone cove
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Hahha, i bet (i too am a writer!)

mighty warren
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Hell yeah

stone cove
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It'

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It's just in game spaces, the rythm and space is done through other areas

mighty warren
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Oh right also, been wanting to show off my character but dont have many ER friends

stone cove
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I think, again, TOTK/BoTW are really good examples of excellent pacing

gray leaf
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I think that empty space between Things is good, and empty space within Things is bad, and the definition of "things" (and also of "empty") are hard to pin down and very contextual.

stone cove
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actyually, one of TOTK weaker areas, the underground, is because the pacing is fucked

mighty warren
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i never really clicked with BOTW so no comments

stone cove
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and that's because in ToTK/BoTW overworld, by base you see a thing in the distnace - often high up, and you climb up to it, etc.

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so once you're up, you now have the chill moment of "getting to see where to go next" and also you can glide down the side etc

mighty warren
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Also fuck whoever put this here
it wasnt hard to get, it took a moment to think of how to, but fuck them

stone cove
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the underworld inverts that, which results in you climbing down (which is easy) to the point of interest, and then having to slog back out (which is hard)

mighty warren
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Fair

gray leaf
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Side note, but I think that's an actual reason why the low render distance in Scarlet/Violet actually did matter and wasn't just petty griping about graphics.

left willow
stone cove
left willow
left willow
granite pawn
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updated drip because apparently swords made entirely of grey slate are quite heavy

left willow
stoic sleet
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that's some dedication. but the aesthetic is on point

stone cove
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I killed a Pest that my Messmer SOlider was ifghting with a Kurki headshot

left willow
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||Oh, wait, nvm||

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I'm just stupid

stone cove
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and my solider turned around and stared at me like "Bro, wtf. Kill steal."

left willow
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It's in Mohg's cellar bar fight

stone cove
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Oh, yeah, that one

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That is.. . that is a whole fucking thing

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also comically behind that arse hole of a seceret area

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is an entrance tooo drumroll deeproot depths

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...which has a teleporter that'll dump you back in the chapel in leyndell where you come into the game

left willow
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I think I might even have the spell

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I'm just stupid

mighty warren
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It happens, you arent stupid

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well im gonna go try to fight a sunflower again

left willow
mighty warren
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I dont know if it'll let me take its seeds, its got hands

left willow
stone cove
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@mighty warren Fire. Seriously, even with it's arena being in water, it gets destrtoyed by fire

left willow
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Peng, how do you deal with Waterfowl dance?

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Because I might just straight up need more endurance

stone cove
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Uh... shit

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I cannot actually remeber the rythm for dodging it

left willow
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Cause if I block, she breaks my stamina in like 1-2 of the bursts

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And if I dodge, I get caught on the "backswing of the move"

stone cove
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Oh, you do not block Malenia.

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Malenia is an aggression fight.

left willow
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DANGIT

stone cove
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She's setup to punish defensive play

left willow
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I'M FUCKED

stone cove
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No, you're not

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She's inc redibly cheeseable

left willow
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She's also very dodgy to spells

stone cove
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like there is a hilarious variety of stuff

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that will absolotuey wreck her.

left willow
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So I'm limited on the spells I can effectively use

stone cove
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One, for spells: Offhjand STaff of Loss, mainhand whatever is your best casting staff. Night Comet.

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she will never dodge this.

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and it's already one of the best nuke spells in the game

mighty warren
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good news penguin i am an strength/faith boi

stone cove
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@mighty warren Awesome. Seriously, lock onto the head and throw Fire Serpents at it, they do so much damage and track the head really well

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So that alone means you've got a good option to just nuke her down

left willow
stone cove
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But Malenia's real weakness is she has zero fucking poise

left willow
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Oh

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OH

mighty warren
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I might switch to my other sword too if fire is that good

left willow
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Phalanx time, I see

mighty warren
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Fire knight greatsword my beloved

stone cove
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That's not even the only AoW that can do stuff to her like this.

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She has no poise whatsoever, so gets juggled/pancaked by all kinds of stuff.

left willow
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Can you interrupt during Waterfowl or does she get hyperarmor once she starts swinging?

stone cove
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remember how i said it's an agression fight?

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I cannot remeber

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Because last time i foguht her

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here's how it went down

left willow
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Fair enough, thank you

stone cove
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She walks in, i cast stormcaller.

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She starts to recover

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my mimic casts stormcaller.

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Shge starts to recover, i cast stormcaller.

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Phase 2 starts

left willow
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I should probably remember to find a Somber 9 to get stars to +10

stone cove
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Stormcallering contiunes

left willow
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Yeah, Phase 2 was a lot easier the one time I got to it (just got hit by enough moves I didn't know the pattern/nature of that I ran out of red gatorade)

stone cove
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and that was that, no muss, no fuss, one very dead Malenia and one very disapointed penguin

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who was really expecting to like...

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Have to put some fucking effort in

left willow
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Gotcha

stone cove
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I was really hyped!

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I'd been breezing througfh the game!

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"At least, i think, a challenge!"

left willow
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She's been pancaking me, cause I'm a very... rhythm(?) player

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So just going WHOLE HOG is counter to my mentality

stone cove
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Here is a recreation of how the fight went

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(Penguin is the big guy in this case)

mighty warren
left willow
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idk what the term for "do a little dodging, read the patterns, then counter in the breathers" style is

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Which Mel punishes, from what I (now) understand

mighty warren
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|| THIS FUCKER REVIVES?||

stone cove
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snickering

mighty warren
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||IT DOES IT TWICE, BUT FUCK YOU I CAUGHT THE THIRD||

stone cove
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On weapon styles and movesets, so one thing that does bother me with ER ando ther games of this stripe is i wish the weapon sets were deeper and like... more historically accurate,, movesets that is.

Because like a sword is actually a very complicated 4 sided weapon, with the classic "cross" style hilts having a bunch of techniques for flipping around, grabbing by the sharp end (Remeber, you're a knight with armored gauntlets) and using the pommel/hilt for SURPISE FUCK YOU. Sword and Board is a form of dual wielding, and shield fighting is brtual with a lot of using it to block, putting your entire body's heft behind it etc - hell, even Roman centurian towershields had some evil shit (like for instance, slam it down on the guy in front of you's feet. Which were not armoured at that time). To say nothing of shield locks

or the cool arse spear combos that use the entire length of the weapon

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this is a great demostratio nof some really cool stuff

stone cove
mighty warren
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||Oh i already beat it, the third life was a first go||

stone cove
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Oh, nice!

mighty warren
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||now to try out its weapon||

stone cove
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BONK

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it's ||Spell is pretty good too, an Elden Stars that doesnt suck. it's simialr to the meteorite spells from sorcery, but a bigger barrage of smaller hits||

mighty warren
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|| Yeah it looked neat, just too much faith for my build||

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|| honestly part of me thinks my builds would give some folk an aneurysm||

stone cove
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Oh, you gotta post it now

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i have to see XD

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(I reserve the right ot giggle a bit)

mighty warren
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Spoilers due to the weapon

stone cove
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I mean, honestly though, and this is comming from an optimizer's pov: As long as you're having fun, and you're not getting too smeared by fights

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Your build is otpimal enough\

mighty warren
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I can headbutt carnival real well

stone cove
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Honestyl, that all looks pretty reasonble to me? I'd bump the health up by 5, and your dex/str/faith looks a bit pulled all over the face, likewise i'm not sure why that much end (I guess you kinda need the carry weight? i feel like Erdtree Favor +2 would help you out more honestly)

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but that';s all me fussing

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If it works for you, it works for you

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your str needs 1 more level and you hit the 80 str when two handing, which is great

mighty warren
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Don't have erdtree 2, and dex is that high for the one dragon great katana mainly

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... which honestly i haven't used for a while, and since i use the radaghan icon...

stone cove
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i wish tehre was a good summary video of how dex breakpoints worked for casting speed in the game

mighty warren
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yeah fuck it, i finished my anti dragon arc, i'm dumping out some of that dex

stone cove
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bewcause ther's something complicated going on with how it removes frames

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I'm guessing you're vagabond?

mighty warren
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lemme check how much i need to wield stuff, also yeah

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Alright, highest i need is 15, 18 if i still wanna use the fire knight greatsword which
kinda do, so probably 18

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ironically that's 5 exact

stone cove
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FKGS is great, so i'd def keep acess to that

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given it's moveset is so fast for a colossal

mighty warren
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Yeah that's what caught my eye with it

stone cove
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Can you get away with less end?

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Like you might benefit more from just using Great Jar Talisman

mighty warren
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Maybe? but i'd have to get that talisman first and i do not know the route

stone cove
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Great Jar Tlaisman is in caelid

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from.. the Great Jar

mighty warren
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I know that i just don't know how to reach him

stone cove
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You go through Soifra river

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and use the elevatoar at the far end to come up in caelid

mighty warren
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alright next step

finding the actual way into siofra river cause it's been 2 years and i only have the nokron graces in this NG+

stone cove
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Also you do have to beat up three player duplicates

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But if you go offline, teh knights of hte great jar are much easier

mighty warren
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greatsword of damnation ahoy

stone cove
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That'll do it, lol

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I was gonna suggest Giant hunt

mighty warren
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"you're tarnished size, THAT MEANS YOURE GRABBABLE"

stone cove
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Milady's diving thjrust also wrecks the poor fuckers

mighty warren
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as for how much endurance i can afford to drop, lemme check

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(i only have one larval on hand so i gotta get this right)

stone cove
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If you're okay with using cheat engine, you can drop a bunch of larval tears into your inventory that way

gray leaf
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Does anyone have the Homestuck “hell of a mystery” thing? (I’m on my phone right now.) Because I must realized something.

mighty warren
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also oh ooft, without a load boost my greatsword is actually too heavy

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can still use maliketh's blade though so, 73~ is my cutoff with my current weight

gray leaf
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You know how, when you fight Radahn, his feet are missing and he does little gravity magic hover things?

mighty warren
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I think i'm gonna just do the dex repositioning, i'm sure i'm fine

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will go get the jar talisman though

stone cove
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Oh, right, easy way to calculate your weight thing @mighty warren - total up everything you have equiped, then divide by .7

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and that gives you your total equip load needed to not fat roll.

mighty warren
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yeah i think i'll just leave my endurance be, no offense

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more gas in the tank is hardly ever bad for swinging

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or dodging

stone cove
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none tank!

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None taken*

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Like as said, your build is pretty fine and most of my issues is quibbly stuff

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is it what i would do? No, but that's fine!

obtuse halo
gray leaf
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Well, we know that ||Radahn studied alongside Gaius, and they exchanged magic… and although it may sound overly specific, “gravity magic to walk around when you don’t have feet” would in fact be very pertinent to Gaius, given that he’s an albinauric.||

obtuse halo
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Powerstance movesets frequently feel like r1 spamming except it’s L1 now

stone cove
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that allowed for more complicated movesets

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because of exactly what yo umention

obtuse halo
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But mismatched weapons can produce really dynamic and interesting combos

mighty warren
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I get whatcha mean penguin no worries

obtuse halo
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Honestly…ds2 powerstance

stone cove
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and because i'd like historical dual wielding styles, whcih are interesting - like it's cool that the main-gauche is finally a thing

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but also

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Why cant even basic things like Sword and Board get in on that action

obtuse halo
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Which actually did have combo stances for various pairings

stone cove
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how cool would it be to have your shield actually dynamically be part of your moveset if you're sword and long shield etc

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...longsword and shield

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my brain is 100% fuctional

obtuse halo
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You can kinda get that with offensive shield aows but that obviously comes with an opportunity cost

stone cove
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Yeah, that's the issue

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I think they could do more personally.

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Just give me a crack team of animators, unlimited funds, and ten years.

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and we probably will not deliver a playable game

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but it'll be real interesting XD

mighty warren
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you would possibly deliver animations

obtuse halo
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I’d hope animations happen with ten years of funding an animation team

stone cove
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Yeah, we can get that part, it's the "Rest of the game bit" that's hard

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(I am a decent game dessigner, i am not a progammer by any means though, i'm a writer and artists and think up idas type person)

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also i persoanlly am not very good at animating, but i do a mean texture.

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or didi, it has bene over a decade since i did 3d animation

left willow
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I hate that

obtuse halo
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I’m a hobbyist programmer but i would not be confident in my ability to work on a AAA or even serious Indie game 😛

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I mess around with, like, text adventures

stone cove
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I was good at ifguringo ut how to put stuff together to get good texture effects and create depth etc. Wasnt very good at uv mapping which is an ightmare.

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this is the work of satan.

obtuse halo
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I thought i was clever for coming up with a way to make a parser recognize and require two(technically three) items at once to solve a puzzle (a rock and a piece of steel to light a torch)

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That’s the level of game programming i’m on 😛

left willow
obtuse halo
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Honestly I assumed microfiber was the name of a program I hadn’t heard of

left willow
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No, I was just making a silly lil' joke

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A jokey joke

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For what am I but a jester in sheeps' clothing?

stone cove
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Gotcha. The oprobelm here is as @obtuse halo says these things all have cutsey names in the industry

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so a program fortexuytring models called Microfibre? it probably already exists

mighty warren
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found the pot head

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i fucking love this sword

stone cove
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Fire Knights?

mighty warren
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Nah, greatsword of damnation
also hm
thats a chunk of lost damage

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Ah well

atomic plinth
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You know what'd be cool

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If the Blasphemous Claw could be used as a parrying tool outside of Maliketh

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Would it be horribly unbalanced? Iunno, maybe, doesn't seem like it would be.

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Would it be objectively cool? Hell fuckin yeah it would be.

mighty warren
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Switched out 2 points of faith since i didnt really need the 46 since i stopped using the spell i had it for, so 2 to strength and one more to mind off a level up

atomic plinth
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Very nice

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...god, I need to go level my faith some, there's a lot of cool faith shit I want but my own faith's only at 40 atm

stone cove
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Yeah, i'm feeling that s ome on my dex run, i've "only" got 36 faith

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er, 30*

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and i need like, 46 at least.

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ideally 60

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I'm gonna have no fucking spellslots, but also, i'm going to be awesome.

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(plan is basically to have Burn, O Flame! Black blade, maybe even Placi's ruin, which is 6 spell slots gone right there)

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and then use the remaining slots of utility buffs and shit

atomic plinth
#

...I am level 200 something with like 50s in STR and DEX and 60 in INT, so I speak from a place of incredible privilege lmfao

stone cove
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since i mostly shank things with Milady

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haha

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yeah

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get it sorted matey 😛

atomic plinth
#

It's less "I kinda wanna complete my build" and more "well my build's already mostly done, what else can I toss on it"

stone cove
#

PICK A LANE

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😛

atomic plinth
#

I HAVE PICKED A LANE

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ALL OF THEM

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YOU CANNOT STOP ME, I WILL BECOME THE OMNI-BUILD

stone cove
#

I mean, that's the inevitable in elden ring

atomic plinth
#

...then you hit NG+4 and your options are "Prince of Death staff or don't even bother"

stone cove
#

Yeah, i have like

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Opinions on the NG system and leveling

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but also like tbh, i dunno they should be trying to balance or that sorto f hting?>

atomic plinth
#

Aye

stone cove
#

I kinda wish NG+ as a base got more invovled movests on enemies etc

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just a general "okay, you're full power, now we respond by pulling out the stops"

atomic plinth
#

...honestly I wish they'd balance armor too, as it is you're kind of strongarmed into wearing The Good Armor and don't have a whole ton of freedom to mix and match pieces unless you're actually good at the game

stone cove
#

but also

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like

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ahaha.

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That would be so much work

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Mm, armor is a Very trick y subject

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Because you cannot really talk armor in this game without talking equip load

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adn then you also end up having to talk UI and parasdiblity

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(like people just not understanidng how bad SOreseal gets at high levels)

atomic plinth
#

Equip load is another gripe

stone cove
#

and how dramtically "Take 20% more damage' actually fucks you over

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So, personally, crazy talk, this si what i'd do.

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Equip load as a levelable stat? Gone.

atomic plinth
#

Wish Heavy Load and Overload had actual benefits instead of being just harsh penalties

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Can't dodge, but you can shoulder-check a mf

stone cove
#

It's fixed 100.

4 tiers: Light (0-25%), Light Medium (25-50), Medium Heavy (25-50), Heavy (75-100).

Light: You have a bloodborne style dash. High iframes, fast act out of it etc. but doesnt move you far, probablyh a diminishing returns mechanic ala bloodhound step where spamming it cuts it's iframes rapidly. Intended to let you be in the thick of things by precision dodging.
Light medium: Light rolling currnetly - same iframes as medium roll, gives you a good long distance roll. A mobility/positinng tool, intended more for mages and archer builds.
Medium heavy: the current medium roll. still good defenviely, less movement, a great choice for brawler builds or melee casters.
Heavy: Shoulder check. No iframes what soever. But it scales damage resistance iwth your armor, and even would key off using your shield if you had one equipped - basically a full on "Fuck you, i'm teh juggernaut approach". you'll eat hits, but you are one tanky fucker. Intended for the really crazy heavy builds.

I'd also like, look at refining stuff like blocking to better push guard counters and the defelcitng hard tear system, as well as less passive "Hide behind shield, poke" play.

Probably still allow talismans like Erdtree Favor/Great Jar etc to exist, because they'd offer interesting options - Overloaded would probably still be a penalty, but also so you have motivation to use Great Jar, for truly crazy Ultra Heavy builds.

Likewise, probably more extenviesly rebalance armors across tiers so fashion souls can be more of a thing, and it's easier to grok at a glance (I.e this armor set all up gives me X weight)

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Point would be to create a system that allows for quite diverse builds and options, with active reasons to go for each tier.

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while also being more immeidately understanble

stone cove
#

You'd also have to do a chunk of work on various things like teh balance on the heavie's scaling, making sure that no partitucalr roll is better than the others (*ideally, you want everyone arguing about this XD)

left willow
#

They're so easy to pick up

stone cove
# left willow ... why?

Becauise if i have Burn O Flame, Placi's Ruin, and Black Blade equipped that eats 6 spell slots straight away

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and you only have ten XD

left willow
#

Yes?

stone cove
#

That's what i mean, i wont have any because i'm using them all up on spell slot expensive spells.

left willow
#

Oh, wait, you mean you have all of them but you still don't have enough slots?

stone cove
#

As in i just wont have a lot of options left, klike i've spent 6 slots to get 3 spells equipped

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leaves me with only 4 left.

#

if i add Giant's Flame Take Thee, which i might

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or Messmer's Orb, anotehr great spell

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i'm down to 2 spell slots left for Golden Vow and uh

#

Knight's Lightning Spear? XD

left willow
#

Fair enough

atomic plinth
#

...god

stone cove
#

otoh, i'll have such a cool set of spells to dunk on shit

atomic plinth
#

I wish I could just give these guys a hug

stone cove
#

Anyway, i should get my stream going lol

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Oh, also, severe giggle the other day on my stream

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i saw one, in teh wild. That thing!

Bullgoat's chest piece. White Mask headpiece. Fingerprint shield. Lord of Blood's Spear.

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brings a tear to one eye to know that such species are not endangered and do in fact, exist XD

atomic plinth
#

...damn, this axe matches the Solitude set weirdly well

stone cove
#

Oof.

#

Could not get Malenia.

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Got close, several times

#

but couldnt clutch it, kept fucking my dodges vs watefowl dance and it'd all fall apart

frozen olive
#

@mellow silo you available?

left willow
#

That's the most common pattern that I saw taking little-to-no damage from Fowl

stone cove
#

Yeah, i just need to be less tired to do it

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i kept panic rolling and loosing momentum

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it's a diffuclt ifght

left willow
#

Oh, totally

#

Sorry I couldn't come watch

atomic plinth
#

||...how do I dodge Promised Consort's fucking shadow clone jutsu||

stone cove
#

Run away

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I'm not even joking, you just run away from it

stone cove
#

Def frustrating though. Oh well!

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I'd do a lot better if I didn't feel like I had to fight the camera. I realized doing this that my hibutal rolling away from things is because rolling into attacks makes the camera freak and I can't keep track of stuff

covert schooner
#

I’m desperate to try summoning Taylew against Malenia

#

I feel like he’s gonna stomp her

#

Heavily resists slashing, immune to rot, barely any health comparatively for her to steal

atomic plinth
#

Oh he will be a massive handicap, don't summon him

#

He's tanky as hell, yeah, but he's slow and lumbering and easy to hit

#

And all it'll do is refill her health bar

stone cove
#

Iirc she doesn't streal health, she just gets health back on hits

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The amount of she heals is a fixed percentage of her maximum HP depending on the attack

left willow
#

damn, pain

atomic plinth
#

Regardless, Taylew would still just be free heals for her

left willow
#

Would Lhutel be an option?

atomic plinth
#

Spirits in general aren't great for Malenia

left willow
#

I need something to buy me breathing space T^T

#

#astrologerproblems

atomic plinth
#

Their AI can't really dodge her attacks well enough, and you really, really don't want them getting hit, cause that's just more HP back into her pool

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Best bet is to summon another player that can better react to and dodge her attacks

left willow
#

Which is why I thought Lhutel might be the option

atomic plinth
#

Lhutel's more "tank it" than "dodge it"

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Which is wonderful for anyone else

left willow
#

Cause her ai's reaction to taking any hit that doesn't knock her over is just "go intangible"

atomic plinth
#

If you want I can plant a summon sign and help

left willow
#

Which resets the boss onto me

#

If I wasn't at work T^T

atomic plinth
#

Later then

left willow
#

yeah, about an hour? Or will you be asleep at that time?

#

I still greatly struggle with Phase 1 tho

#

I've only made it to phase 2 once

atomic plinth
#

I'm... not sure

#

I've been awake all night and while I feel fine now?

#

I'm not sure if I'll crash by then

left willow
#

Do you mind if I poke you when I get home or would you prefer peace if you are asleep?

atomic plinth
#

Don't worry about bothering me, I have notification sounds turned off so it won't wake me up if I do end up asleep

covert schooner
#

How does everything I learn about her make me hate that fight more

atomic plinth
#

It's rough, yeah

stone cove
#

Dung Eater does well in her fight.

atomic plinth
#

Fighting a Sekiro boss in a Souls game who has the Rally mechanic but better

stone cove
#

Mimic Tear can be really lethal

covert schooner
#

“I am undefeated” yeah I would be too if I could infinitely heal off every hit, had infinite poise, and inflicted the worst version of the deadliest status condition in the game

stone cove
#

Honestly, it's mostly the camera fuckery. 90% of the fight is fine and fair, it's just dodging waterfowl dance and Scarlet aeonia

#

She doesn't have infinite poise. Infamously her poise is one of her worst things

#

She can be Stunlocked or juggled very easily

covert schooner
#

Yeah fair

stone cove
#

With the right ashes.

covert schooner
#

I’m just salty that they made her a gimmick fight

#

With like 3 different gimmicks

stone cove
#

Like one of the reasons dung Eater works into her is his hits stagger her well

#

If Rollo could dodge worth a damn, he'd be amazing into her

left willow
#

She's got

  • BE AGGRO OR DIE
  • rot
    ?
#

What's the third?

covert schooner
#

Healing

#

The lifesteal is absolutely a DS2 ass gimmick

stone cove
#

I don't even agree she's a finish fight. Minus the camera fuckery, she's just a very aggressive fight that wants you to match and overwhelm her aggression

left willow
#

That's her AGGRO OR DIE

covert schooner
#

If it wasn’t a gimmick, any other enemy in the game at all could also have it
But it would make them extremely frustrating to fight for any play style that isn’t centered around dodging

stone cove
#

Gimmick* not finish fight

covert schooner
#

I don’t know

#

I just don’t like that she has rot AND the life steal

#

Feels like they tried to do too much

stone cove
#

To me a gimmick fight is a fight that hinges on a single factor

#

Rykard is a gimmick fight

covert schooner
#

Also the lifesteal isn’t a thing that’s ever brought up anywhere, she just had it because if she didn’t she wouldn’t be hard enough

#

Idk

stone cove
#

It's actually justified in her lore/rune, though her phase 2 doesn't communicate it well

covert schooner
#

I’m just continually salty

#

I feel like she’s really artificially difficult personally

#

Just a pet peeve, it’s whatever

stone cove
#

Fair enough. For me it's the camera issues , and I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, Elden rings camera just sucks

covert schooner
#

Oh I mean yeah

#

It’s one of the things like movement that they need to just

#

Start over

#

Throw out all of the existing movement and camera system and try again

stone cove
#

They need to design a combat system that isn't so fucking weird about lock on

covert schooner
#

Dark Souls camera has never really worked for anything bigger or faster than a particularly large man imo

left willow
#

Can I ask what's wrong with the movement mechanics?

stone cove
covert schooner
#

They keep wanting you to:
Do parkour
And fight guys who want you to avoid their attacks with movement options rather than the dedicated defense stuff

stone cove
#

Would be my take.

covert schooner
#

Both of which it is extremely unsuited for

#

In its current state

#

Mostly do to being really stiff

#

It’s FINE when it’s doing normal dark souls stuff

#

But when they want me to jump over attacks and run out of AOEs

#

Is when I’m like “guys”

stone cove
#

Stuff like enemies spinning in place or you spinning in place to track a foe are a good example of where the stiff/artificial shows

#

Your upper body movement is entirely disconnected from your legs.

covert schooner
#

It’s mostly the parkour obsession where I’m like…. This game desperately needs more precise movement

#

If you guys want platforming to be a part of the game

#

Which they clearly do!

stone cove
#

Even just ledge clambers and shit would help

#

I mean, I'd adore full on botw climbing

covert schooner
#

There’s extended platforming sections in literally every single soulsborne game

#

And they ALL ARE AWFUL

stone cove
#

What, you don't enjoy Frenzied Flame Proscription!?

#

A bunch of narrow drops in a game that utterly doesn't support this!?

covert schooner
#

Or every single torrent parkour section?

#

My friend and I have a running bit where every time torrent isn’t summoned he’s out getting his hooves coated in a fresh layer of extra slippery butter

#

It’s more platforming than parkour but

#

You get what I mean

#

I’ve called soulsborne movement puzzles parkour for too long

stone cove
#

Yeah, torrents immediate run forward is not great

#

Honestly, like a lot of this stuff is the classic issue of the game is good, really good! Which makes the not good bits stick out really hard

covert schooner
#

Also his ability to like

#

Somehow turn in the exact arc

#

That would make him fall off the platform I’m current on

#

I’ve taken to just never turning on torrent if I’m on a ledge

#

I just desummon him

#

Turn around as my pc
Ressummon him facing the new direction

#

Because there’s about 50% less of a chance of him deciding to fall now

#

Anyway yeah sorry lmao

#

The dlc made me really, REALLY tired of platforming lol

raw coral
#

I have fallen off cliffs while trying to collect flight pinions on horseback at least 4 times now (I will continue this behavior regardless (I don’t even use a bow))

#

also I’ve been finding the Fire Knight Shortsword really fun

#

Longest dagger in the game I believe, has a multihit heavy like the Black Knife

atomic plinth
atomic plinth
#

That does sound fun

raw coral
#

And Flame Spear actually lets you get some nice stance damage for a dagger, since it’s basically impaling thrust with a projectile

#

but unlike impaling thrust, you can put it on daggers and charge it!

#

Been using it with godfrey icon in a fire knight incant build

atomic plinth
#

I'd use daggers but monke brain yearns for Big Sord

#

Or Big Axe at the present

#

...greataxe moveset is weirdly satisfying despite it just being smashing an axe into the ground, I don't get it

raw coral
#

probably cause big axes are cool

#

I’m partial to the cleaver type ones myself

languid tiger
#

I want a big axe + big spear power stance

#

that gives a mohg-like greatspear moveset

atomic plinth
#

Even if I'm not in bed by then I won't be any use

left willow
#

No worries

atomic plinth
#

I'll hop on later I guess

left willow
#

I probably need to head to bed early anyways

potent perch
atomic plinth
#

Eepy time for us both, huh

atomic plinth
#

OH, that guy

#

He does seem like he'd be good for it

covert schooner
#

He’s surprisingly good

raw coral
covert schooner
#

Like if Tiches dodges put her like

left willow
covert schooner
#

5 feet in the air

#

Yeah I’m usually not a fan of the fragile summmons

#

Which they are if they get hit lol

atomic plinth
#

Yoda, however, is very good at not getting hit

#

Mostly

#

Sometimes he has a hangover or something and acts the part of a fool

raw coral
#

Also has anyone tried Soldjars of Fortune with that new talisman

covert schooner
#

That’s the surprise! Because most summons are baaaaqad

#

At not getting hit

raw coral
#

the one that buffs damage when a spirit dies

atomic plinth
#

Anyway no, not yet, it'd prolly work well

covert schooner
#

Imo the skeletons are the best for that talisman

left willow
#

I wish there was a skeletal champion summon

covert schooner
#

Because they trigger it even if they aren’t perm killed

signal harness
#

If rats more reliably made the rats appear anywhere near where you wanted I bet it’d be good

languid tiger
raw coral
#

Fighting malenia with deflecting hardtear is so much fun

#

I gotta replay Sekiro at some point

#

Her still healing on block also adds a layer of complexity I found really enjoyable too, since you can still out damage her with the boosted guard counters and stance breaks, but you don’t want to guard too much into rapid or disengaging attacks and drag out the fight, leaving more time for you to mess up

#

also I haven’t used it myself but I just noticed the Solitude Greatsword is really good at blocking

#

it has defenses almost on par with medium shields

#

might straight up be the best non-shield for guarding in the entire game

old brook
#

Recently learned you can ||turn the lights back off in Darklight Catacombs||

#

So can invaders

real shadow
raw coral
#

Uhh, is anyone else having

#

0% GPU usage on this game

obtuse halo
#

uh, if that's happening it might be routing through an integrated graphics chip instead of your dedicated graphics card?

#

worth checking your settings

kind garden
#

integrated graphics ring

#

!!!

raw coral
#

I went through the nvida control panel and also windows graphics settings and set eldenring.exe to to use my GPU, but It's still returning 0%

#

Temp is really low too, which would imply the reading is accurate

obtuse halo
#

...bizarre

slender loom
#

I have noticed lately that my task manager reports very low gpu usage no matter what I’m doing, which now that I check does seem to include running Elden ring

#

Never actually followed up on it but on a quick skim of search results I’m seeing people say task manager is just bad at evaluating gpu usage

raw coral
#

I also used the geforce performance overlay to check

#

also, I just needed to restart my pc for the settings to take effect, so it’s working now! woot woot!

stone cove
#

Further updates on syncing the maps together

grave plinth
#

Interesting

gray leaf
#

I agree. I'd love to see a larger/scrollable version but that's profoundly impractical.

mighty warren
#

Oh right shit i gotta fight Handsy later

gray leaf
#

...I cannot remember where, exactly, Windmill Village is, but I'm very curious where it is in relation to ||Shaman Village|| They're kind of at opposite sides of the map, though, aren't they?

frail sky
#

Windmill is the northernmost part of altus plateau

mighty warren
#

|| speaking of shaman village, a friend told me that was apparently a mistranslation and it was meant to be shrine maiden?||

frozen olive
#

so i have heard

mighty warren
#

which woof, really bad mistranslation

#

granted apparently not the first bad one as uh
i had a very wrong take on ranni's ending due to its english version

languid tiger
#

||disastrous||

#

||it just adds further context of being all-female||

mighty warren
#

yeah it's less harmful than the ending thing

languid tiger
#

||which other shaman info also mentions||

frozen olive
languid tiger
#

i also never got that tbh

#

but that seems to be a relatively rare experience

mighty warren
#

|| yeah it's a big part of why i went frenzied flame cause it felt like my big options that i had by the end of the game were default, no one gets to do anything or feel anything fuck you, or fuck it burn it all||

frozen olive
#

||Whereas like, the actual meaning of what Ranni wants to do is extremely positive, she wants to set her home free of the meddling of the gods and allow her people to repair their world on their own terms, taking the oppression of the gods far far away||

frozen olive
mighty warren
#

|| i'll be honest i probably would've still gone frenzied flame, i've a soft spot for the whole thing at this point||

grave plinth
#

LET CHAOS! TAKE! THE WORLD!

mighty warren
languid tiger
#

"hm, my options are slow change or literally destroy reality forever"

frozen olive
#

||it's basically the worst ending in the game, narrowly beating out Shitman and his curse everyone ending||

mighty warren
#

And?

#

it's my ending

languid tiger
#

mm, i disagree with it being worse

old brook
#

What if not existing is cool, has the universe thought about that

frozen olive
#

how is it not worse

languid tiger
#

frenzy is, at least, an end to suffering

#

vs dung eater which is both "maximum bad at all points"

#

and "i want to maximize human suffering forever"

obtuse halo
#

Eh, it’s not that egregious. Shaman is sort of a general anthropology word for any spiritual professional, especially a healer, cursebreaker, or performer of magic (in the anthropology sense)

frozen olive
#

yeah but that's just for the lands between

#

Frenzied Flame literally wants to burn all of creation

stone cove
#

I'm just imaging Ranni checking in with the Tarnished that they got all the remembrances

"Dear Tarnished, did you remember to disarm this living WMD yet?"

Tarnished, pulling on armor: "Crap. Back soon, love!"

languid tiger
frozen olive
#

yes

obtuse halo
languid tiger
#

so that would

frozen olive
#

but Frenzied Flame still wants to burn and ruin

#

everything

languid tiger
#

still hit the world

frozen olive
#

forever

languid tiger
#

yeah

frozen olive
#

which is worse

mighty warren
#

I think where either ending falls depends on if you see eternal suffering or eventually nothing worse

languid tiger
#

and dung eater wants to ruin everything

#

but instead of oblivion it's infinite suffering

mighty warren
#

i'm just here to get a cool fire head and burn it all cause honestly fuck this world

languid tiger
#

cringe

frozen olive
#

there is also a strange sort of

mighty warren
#

i do not like the lands between no sam i am

frozen olive
#

not positiveness to the dung eaters ending

old brook
#

I do feel like Melina would also be like 'I don't know about this one, Chief' to Dung Eater Ending

frozen olive
#

but there is some manner of levity in it as it mentions that when everything is cursed, nothing is

old brook
#

That's

#

So buckwild

#

Because the curse is nightmarish agony

languid tiger
#

that's the dung eater being a cunt

grave plinth
#

Let all return to The One Great

mighty warren
#

for the record i do adore elden ring i just like the frenzied flame stuff

frozen olive
#

Ranni's is still the best ending anyhow

mighty warren
#

like a good few characters but yknow
funny fire

old brook
#

It's not a Syndrome Style everyone is super, tumorous horn-growths that spawn on every part of you and pierce your body

mighty warren
languid tiger
#

it's worse than the omen curse

mighty warren
#

I still don't like it even with the right context

languid tiger
#

because we see (and hear) about what dung eater does

frozen olive
#

Ranni's is the best

languid tiger
#

goldmask's perfect order might compete, depending on the specifics of what the fuck he's doing

mighty warren
#

Iunno, isn't the order ending pretty chill for folk too? goldmask's i mean

frozen olive
#

yes

stone cove
#

Literally melt the world out of existence is, well, bad. Very bad. (Frenzied Flame)

old brook
#

St. Trina Ending, everyone go to bed

frozen olive
#

but Goldmasks perfected Order still necessitates a lord

#

and it does not preclude a god

frozen olive
#

nor does it preclude outer gods

old brook
#

Goldmask's does feel closest to like.. ||Ansbach's dream of a Lord of Humanity||

stone cove
#

If anything, Golden order actively involves the gods

frozen olive
#

Ranni literally takes unto herself the influence of the gods, as the god of a new age, and takes it away from the lands between

frail sky
# frail sky Pffft

Honestly I kinda look at the dlc the same way, like every other ending is you bring elden lord and just dealing with the stragglers, but with Ranni it’s just “okay sorry dear but we have to put off the thousand year honeymoon for a bit. Yes one of your step siblings is still alive. Yes he’s also trying to reach godhood ”

frozen olive
#

Goldmasks ending solidifies the concepts of gods

#

and makes them less capable of change and influence

#

basically binding them to become eternal unchanging idols

stone cove
frozen olive
#

but there are still gods

#

and there must still be a lord

#

unlike with Ranni's ending

mighty warren
#

and thats why i like my frenzied flame, cause even those fuckers will burn

old brook
#

I don't want to step on toes but this does seem Ranni biased

#

She's God and You're Lord with her ending, she just boards a spaceship made of the moon and fucks off

mighty warren
old brook
#

We have no idea what this means for the lands between

frozen olive
#

you become lord and god, and you take that influence with you and you leave

mighty warren
#

we have no idea what most of the endings mean long term for the lands between, cept frenzied

old brook
#

is there not still a god of rot sealed under a lake

#

and a snake-volcano

mighty warren
#

and even then frenzied still has a bit of iffiness

frozen olive
#

you bind the Elden Ring, cease the possibility of influence, and dip

kind garden
#

Old King type posting in here

frozen olive
mighty warren
#

Malenia

frozen olive
mighty warren
#

... i spelt her name wrong again

kind garden
#

Melina

#

?

mighty warren
frozen olive
#

and you like the Frenzied Flame ending?

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wack

mighty warren
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Yeah her probably

|| she's in the ending and promises to deliver 'destined death' to the MC||

kind garden
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Frenzied Flame IS Old King

mighty warren
frozen olive
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doesn't love the random genocide ending
loves the random genocide ending

mighty warren
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Do i have to justify myself to you all?

frozen olive
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no

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i'm just confused

frail sky
mighty warren
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|| i did, she still shows up||

frozen olive
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they're the same thing, except Frenzied Flame is probably worse cause you don't just kill everyone, you destroy all of creation

mighty warren
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It's also the general game and story surrounding it

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you're looking at JUST the ending

old brook
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Frenzied Flame is actually the Empower Melina ending

left willow
old brook
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We're betting on her ability to kill us

kind garden
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Zero Requiem?

old brook
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i was so sad when Zero lost the scythe and became a paladin smh

kind garden
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wrong Zero

mighty warren
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In armored core the genocide is just there and on the whims of some old coot, frenzied flame atleast ensures the eventual destruction of all forms of gods, and i'll burn them all even if i have to go with them

frozen olive
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ok but

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same end result

mighty warren
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Yes but you're just ignoring any actual story?

kind garden
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no one particularly benefits from Frenzied Flame, they're all corpses lol

stone cove
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gdi, i left elden ring running all night -.-

mighty warren
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i gave you my reasoning you're just nitpicking now

mighty warren
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i just want the gods dead.

frozen olive
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well, i personally find that killing the gods doesn't matter all that much

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if you also just

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burn everything else too

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kind of insane collateral

old brook
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what's wrong with being soup

frozen olive
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maybe that's just me

stone cove
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Niles: You're genuinely coming across a bit creepy at this point.

old brook
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have we tried

mighty warren
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What happened to me not having to justify myself?

kind garden
mighty warren
old brook
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Though the 'end' ending of FF i imagine is just sort basically

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a star

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just a big ol' fireball

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made of all things

kind garden
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hey, full circle, we got from code geass to code geass

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sorta

mighty warren
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so i'm just gonna

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take a fuckin' walk

frail sky
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(Can we move on? Y’all’re getting a bit worked up over him having a preferred game ending)

mighty warren
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Genuinely i just fuckin

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Ugh sorry ill just

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i'm taking my walk

frozen olive
mighty warren
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i like frenzied flame, what i like about it is only because it's in a game, i share no actual outside views of it

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see you all later

frozen olive
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i think i actually just watched half of that show before i got spoiled for the ending

kind garden
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I just watched Code MENT to be real, I bounced off of the actual show HARD

limpid peak
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I'm having a problem: I want to play Elden Ring but I want to play Elden Ring in so many ways that I'm not playing it at all

old brook
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I'm still not quite sure what the hell Duskborn does, aside from what it says on the tin. Like. Are the skele-folks.. sapient? They do seem to worship from time to time

frozen olive
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fuck if i know what was up with Age of Duskborn

limpid peak
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so many cool weapons and spells

stone cove
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I enjoyed Code Geass, but hahahaha, it's such ah ilarious trashfire

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LASER GUIDED KARMA METEORITES

frozen olive
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all i know is Fia got unmatched freak

old brook
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does it grant them citizenship or just like 'it's fine if this is what happens when you die'

kind garden
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okay have you ever heard "feature is bug in tux"

frozen olive
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she different

stone cove
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Llelouch does something? karma gonna fuck him up for it

frozen olive
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iunno what the fuck she's cooking but i'll leave her to it

atomic plinth
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||...where the hell are all the summon signs for Promised Consort?||

frozen olive
limpid peak
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should be just outside the door

atomic plinth
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||You'd think there'd be a lot but I've only seen the NPC summon signs||

kind garden
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Age of Duskborn is the "feature is bug in tux" ending of Elden Ring

limpid peak
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unless a quest went wrong

atomic plinth
kind garden
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you look at this bug in Order and go "mhm yeah that's a feature actually"

limpid peak
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oh right

frozen olive
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Age of Duskborn makes those who live in death a part of the rules of the elden ring

limpid peak
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thought you meant the NPC ones

frozen olive
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but what the fuck does that mean

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because like

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they seem to be doing fine anyway?

atomic plinth
frozen olive
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like what does that actually entail

kind garden
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I hope this clears things up freyja

frozen olive
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it does not

kind garden
#
Used to restore the fractured Elden Ring when brandished by the Elden Lord.

Formed of the two hallowbrand half-wheels combined, it will embed the principle of life within Death into Order.

The Golden Order was created by confining Destined Death. Thus, this new Order will be one of Death restored.

frozen olive
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i will continue to not do the age of duskborn

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no beef with Fia but she freaky

kind garden
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basically I think the implication is that with the Mending Rune of the Death-Prince, it formalizes the idea that when you die, you(r body?) continue to live as one of Those Who Live In Death

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like that becomes a rule now instead of a glitch

frozen olive
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wacky

slender loom
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Alright I did the ||npc battle royale fight||, that was pretty cool

frozen olive
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i'm actually fine with that not happening tbh

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i'm good with the cycle of rebirth

slender loom
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Might be my favorite multi-foe fight

old brook
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It does seem like it begs the question of like conversation of mass

kind garden
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hard ass response tbh

old brook
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Eventually we're gonna run out of stuff to make skeletons

kind garden
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"how does this work"
one explanation later
"okay that sucks actually"

atomic plinth
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I'm not getting summoned either weirdly enough

frozen olive
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as it turns out

atomic plinth
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The hell is going on...?

old brook
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Maybe quit and rejoin? Sometimes there's desynch or something

kind garden
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do you have a finger remedy on and/or are you disconnected from the servers

atomic plinth
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...oooooooooooooooh wait I forgot to interact with the summon pool thingy, that's why

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Lmao

kind garden
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oof

old brook
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It does feel a little silly they don't just kind of pop on as you wander close

frozen olive
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i don't particularly feel like putting the weird zombie rune that the laying with corpses lady popped out of her into the source code of the world

old brook
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but i get not wanting to engage with 'em i guess

frozen olive
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i'm actually kind of ok with not doing that

old brook
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should've told Ranni not to half-kill her brother then

stone cove
old brook
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reaped and sowed, you got skeletons

frozen olive
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i think i would like to

stone cove
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(look at my user name)

frozen olive
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not come back as a skeleton

frail sky
stone cove
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(then consider why i am calling anti undead bias =P)

old brook
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I'd love to see like.. the Shattering, things just started going so wild

kind garden
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this is definitely antizombie bias on your part freyja

languid tiger
#

i too would like to resurrect with like a normal amount of skin

stone cove
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I am Doing a Goof

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Making a Marlarky

frozen olive
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nah but like, i'm truly ok with the status quo when it comes to mortality and the cycle of rebirth

kind garden
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there is a skeleton inside you

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let it out

frozen olive
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i don't think i will actually

languid tiger
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and maybe following necrophilia thirst trap's instructions is not the greatest idea

old brook
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I still don't know what Fia is

kind garden
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yeah also I'm not gonna lie, jokes aside and all, Fia is fucking sus

old brook
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Teleporting ghost woman

kind garden
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like her whole schtick is just questionable and worrying all the way through

stone cove
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she's Tarnished, we know that much

kind garden
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even before she knifes D

stone cove
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It seems to have been a genuine profession (Deathbed companion), and then... she got Tarnished and shit gets Werider.

atomic plinth
#

...I'm... still not seeing anything

kind garden
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like yeah D is a religious zealot crusader guy and that's not something you wanna uncritically get behind but also, like, maybe he's kinda cooking when he says that TWLID are bad news

atomic plinth
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Concerning

old brook
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What are you playing at, George

kind garden
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like they are created by glitches in the fundamental divine laws of reality, and reasserting them causes them to cease being animate

frozen olive
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not a fan of D's bro killing Fia

kind garden
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that is a fucking worrying phenomenon

frozen olive
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but i also don't much love the Mending Rune of Duskborn

stone cove
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D's bro doesnt. she's dead before he gets there.

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If you never find him, Fia still dies

frozen olive
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huh

slender loom
stone cove
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Hej ust turns up and mashes a corpse

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Fia actually tells you this is goodbye

frozen olive
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birthing a mending rune is uh

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kinda diff

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does seem to just kill you frankly

kind garden
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yeah she's like, communing with the soulless-but-living body of Godwyn

stone cove
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Basically, the Deathbed companioon seems to have been a legit thing, with the Lands Between having a complicited relationship with death. But ":lay with people to gather life force, then use it to ressurect soemoen" seems toh ave been a reocntigzed thing

kind garden
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she's already donezo with life

stone cove
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and then Fia basically takes it a lot, lot further "Who's the b iggest possible lord? I KNOW"

old brook
#

Still love finding that whole insane place fighting through three champions for the 'I'd like a hug actually'

stone cove
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Even fia's a bit "uh, wtf"

frozen olive
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me when i fight off hordes of soldiers and undead dragons for a hug

stone cove
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Also i like Road to the Erdtree's version of Fia.

old brook
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'I got a lot on my plate right now'

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'i need this'

obtuse halo
stone cove
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Fia is very very helpful.

obtuse halo
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turns out it's possible to get there with him still alive

stone cove
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See, she's VERY helpful.

old brook
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Wrassle Fia.. I never knew'

frozen olive
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i feel like as a tarnished my priorities on anything are kind of fucked anyway

old brook
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We do wake up from death in a weird cave

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The fact we do anything is a miracle

frozen olive
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i would fight undead dragons for a hug just as easily as i would scour the lands for things to help Boc or kill a god

stone cove
#

I named my current tarnished Wandering Bear

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and honestly

old brook
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For minor congeniality this Tarnished will tear down any mountain

stone cove
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It seems fitting

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Wander around "ANGRY BEAR NOISES" contiuned wandering

mighty warren
#

If it's alright i'd like to mention one last word on why i enjoy frenzied flame?
I don't wanna kick up the conversation again, that's why i'm asking if you all are alright with it i just wanna express it

frail sky
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Shoot

mighty warren
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this is a personal takeaway with no real lore backing || but, Melina shows up to deliver destined death to the main character

It is my personal belief that if there is time to burn the rot, the decay, those who don't want to do anything but make things worse

I'm fine with dying by the hand of someone who'll make things better.||

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|| i don't know how much is left to save, i can't with how little the ending shows, but i have hope.||

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That's all

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Righto, i should see what handsy is weak to

mellow silo
#

@frozen olive you available? (Sorry for taking so long lol, life stuff)

frozen olive
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Sure

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Give me a moment

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Need to boot my pc

mellow silo
#

o7

frozen olive
#

what grace

mellow silo
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Church Of Elleh, code LANCER

frozen olive
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aight

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give me a moment to boot the game

mellow silo
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Drop a Duelist Sign so we don't get interrupted

frozen olive
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had to get my spare keyboard cause my normal one decided not to work for some reason

mellow silo
frozen olive
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yeah

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fun stuff

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i'll deal with it tomorrow

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let me just check which of my characters have it, should be pretty much all of them i think

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gonna hop on one that really doesn't need the set

mellow silo
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(also, do you happen to have as many Thollier sets as Ansbach sets, while you're here?)
((Final boss is scary as hell))

frozen olive
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give me a list of anything you want

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this character has the full armor sets of all the npcs

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it frankly needs none of them

proven cloak
frozen olive
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if you want any weapons i can check while i'm at it

proven cloak
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more of a abstract divinity than any human-like gods

frozen olive
proven cloak
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(even if its still held within Marika's corpse)

frozen olive
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they are still there

proven cloak
#

well, Marika's likely dead - and theres no others gods making a claim for the ring ||after the dlc's boss||

frozen olive
#

with Goldmasks perfect order the gods will do fulfill the exact same role they have

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they will simply be

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unchanging

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unable to cheat to influence the world more than their remit

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as Marika did

proven cloak
#

Goldmask did seem to nail the GO's biggest problem imo

mellow silo
#

Honestly just everything gained from Final Boss. I can get pretty much everything else on my own, but the final boss is scary as all hell.
So, Ansbach Set, Tholly Set, Hidden Needle, and optionally circlet of light

frozen olive
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it does also maintain Marika in the position of godhood

proven cloak
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most of its flaws come from Marika

frozen olive
mellow silo
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Sounds good, that flower is cute as hell

frozen olive
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put down a red sign

proven cloak
#

Honestly though, I think Ranni and Goldmask's endings are far more similar than they are different

frozen olive
#

it's by the grace in chruch of Elleh

frozen olive
#

i just think Ranni's is a bit better

proven cloak
#

both identify divinities actively using their power as the main issue

proven cloak
mellow silo
#

You Gael?

grave plinth
#

Unfortunately Goldmask is not wife so his ending can’t be the same as Ranni’s

frozen olive
#

yes

proven cloak
#

you 🤝 me
^ asking Dungeater wtf he's doing

frozen olive
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i didn't ask him shit lmao

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beat him to death in the sewers

frozen olive
#

one sec

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should be all i think?

mellow silo
#

Yeah

frozen olive
#

if you have any other item you want i can check for it

mellow silo
#

I think I can get most other stuff on my own

frozen olive
#

righto

mellow silo
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Actually thanks a million, feel free to gank my character

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ggs

frozen olive
#

gg

mellow silo
#

Now time to fashion craft the best Pureblood Knight around

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And also the best Eepy Boy

frozen olive
#

gl

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me, imma head to bed

atomic plinth
#

||...god, second phase Promised Consort really wouldn't be half as bad if it wasn't for the holy lasers||

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||Overall it's honestly pretty fun besides that he summons those with EVERY sword swing, that's some shit that should be a sometimes summon, not an every attack summon, you know?||

obtuse halo
#

Yeah that's kind of my feeling on it too

atomic plinth
#

||Getting better at parrying him though, on the bright side||

obtuse halo
#

plus at least for me it's overstimulating

#

I get dazzled and it's hard to focus

atomic plinth
#

Yeah that too

languid tiger
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||but the fucking kingdom hearts-ass superlaser on the equivalent of the stomp attack is fucking peak||