#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)
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...speaking of I should get the Great Epee later, it looks cool
Or something like perfume + some type of sword to have moves where you fling out a line of perfume and then slash through it. Basically just a unique animation but it already sounds cool.
Hmm... I think you could get some interesting combos without a specific Power Stance if you just combo. Granted, it'd be better if it was more fluid, but I feel ya
I suppose, yeah.
I do wish that if you had no ash on both weapons R2 would be the off-hand weapon's heavy
You could even be overly specific and make it so one singular weapon power-stanced weirdly. There's something resembling precedent for that, in the form of a weapon which deals increased holy damage but doesn't actually innately deal holy damage on its own?
(Also, I wish that the Ash on Carian Sorc Sword was Cast Spell and it had an actual heavy attack)
what?
Do you mean two-handing a weapon?
No, I mean that exactly one sword would have a different moveset while wielding a perfume in the other hand, rather than every sword of a single type.
I would rather it was a mechanic, but... give us a curved sword called the Perfumer's Cleaver, which looks like (and is) an Omenkiller Cleaver sans the horns, and give it a unique moveset while wielding a perfume bottle in the other hand where you like... spin through the perfume clouds.
Dunno about an omenkiller cleaver, that seems too large for spinning
Well, it wouldn't have the horns all over it. I assumed it would be notably slimmer under all those. And I mean spinning your body, not just the blade. Since the omenkillers were originally perfumers, something from that initial transitional period seems like it'd make sense?
True, good point
Eh, there';s absoloteuy room for things like the strentgh version, the inherent bleed (or poison or something, get spicy) version etc
Yeah. There's an argument that not every build needs access to every moveset, and having some weapons that really only exist for strength or dex or whatever helps make them feel more different... but I don't think that's a particularly good argument, at least in this case.
And it well, stands out when the base game has such a range of "X has good reach, bad damage" etc type options
Like i think there's plenty of fair arguments that the base game is too complicated on weapons
but that's more a product of the UI doing a piss poor job at communicating things
Like how many people know Giant Crusher has block stats rivaling and even exceeding some medium shields!?
Honestly, in some ways, Shadow of the Erdtree feels like 1.5 DLCs.
The fucking thing has 88 Physical block, 52 across the board elemental block, and a base guardboost of 58 - which jumps to 60 something when heavy infused.
that's better elemental resists that Messmer Solider Shield, one of the new best medium shields. and equiv guard boost.
Er, "seems like" more than "feels like" I guess?
It's the usual from soft thign like it is really good, but it's very high polish in some areas
makes the more 'huh?" stuff stand out
It feels like... it's ridiculous to say it's lacking in quantity when it's so big, but... 1.5 DLCs. There's stuff that just isn't adequately expanded upon.
It's mostly the mechanical side i think that sticks out, with the weapons notably being in the case
i love my friends
How do you mean
The weapons esp rankle where it feels like they could/should have gone back to add some to earlier shops in the base game or something, just so there's more infuseable options
Idk I like the bespoke weapons
I wanna powerstance things tho :(
for me it's the fact that every new weapon class got... 1-2 infuseable options, and 1-2 uniques. if they got any uniques.
I’m not personally a huge fan of the deluge of nearly identical weapons in each category in most souls games, personally
Fair enough
Stuff like the hand to hand category I think are better for not having a bunch of chaff thrown in
i just like swinging a big weapon and casting incantations and dear lord has this dlc kicked as for me
Just a tiny bit of a lot of things. New weapon types with very few examples. The finger ruins not having much in them. The Abyssal Woods being a whole big area with only one real point of interest in it. New sorcery/incantation classes with very few elements (although nigh-empty spell categories are hardly unique to the DLC). Stuff like that.
So, i agree to a degree bapumdish. I'm sorry.
Okay, expanding that
I think it's over done, but also, i think it's a product of the UI badly communcating the actual differnces.
Like you have to go out of game sources to see just how fucking long some weapons are vs others, it's very dramatic
Like Katanas are just craaaazy town, but even in say, Greataxes, the difference between using Exectuioner's or Omen Killer vs Anchor is pretty dramatic
One criticism I've found is that it's too easy to spend too much time just... riding, without running into much of anything.
Idk, I feel like adding too much stuff is how we get shit like Godefroy
I’d rather things be a little slim than be like the base game lol
likewise you have a profusion of stats and scalings (ontop of a fairly indepth but more complex than you think ash of war system)
and sorting through all of those nadh ow they change etc, the game does not communicate well
WRT being a bit empty: tbh, i prefer it a bit empty. It's better to have a sense of sppace and pacing
this is something that BotW and ToTK also did well
the ubisoft EVERYTHING HAS A THING stuff results in mush
Huh, you
actually nailed a feeling i couldn't name in regards to not minding dead air
Maybe it's only in comparison to the base game, and without progression happening and with the assumption that you're going to be going in with a build (and thus don't need to have A Strength Weapon to find in whatever direction you go in, such that players who want A Strength Build are at least likely to have options), it makes sense to have fewer, more bespoke weapons.
I didn't like the woods because it had those fucking madness hives.
which were a pain
I hate hate hate those stupid things
It's partly why I love the Altus Plateaus.
The winter lanterns (yes, the same name as the madness things from Bloodborne) are annoying, yes. But there's a whole area about sneaking past them to get to places... and there's really only one place to get to. It doesn't even have to be a ton; you know all those little ruined towns that are like 3 buildings, a few enemies, and an item? Plonk one or two of those in there.
Cause there's stuff, but there's also a lot of just.... openess
Which was really refreshing
An invade or something would be neat, but... I think it would have to be something visible on the map as something to want to check out.
(And thematic, imo)
Or you could put in a mausoleum which is just One Single Dude.
Abyssal woods was my personal favorite zone just for the sheer uniqueness, i also enjoy it being all alone personally cause it makes more eh... clear? i guess cause the way it read to me was midra was isolated, he wanted to keep himself restrained from others, suffering on his own aside from the few souls there with him as either caretakers or guards
Goes in well with his constant attempts to tell you to fuck off elsewhere
That's entirely fair!
I really liked it overall... except for those stupid winter lanterns
Im a bit confused where the water lantern name is from cause ive only ever seen them called aging untouchables
Winter Lanterns are what the enemies of similar appearance and behavior are called in Bloodborne, for one.
Well see thats fair
but theres one of them you kill that refers to them as aging untouchables
I dont think so?
aging one's exultation
description for it calls em aging untouchables
For two, they have winter lantern flies. But I think it's probably the bloodborne thing.
I remember something referring to them as winter lanterns but maybe that was changed or patched or something.
Shrug
...this doesn't trigger when madness is activated by Inescapable Frenzy???? That seems... bad.
Not mechanically necessarily, but just on principle.
Oh right yeah for anyone who doesnt know, you can kill them after parrying the grab
wtf
Im not here to judge the effectiveness im just looking at lore
There's a hidden area in his boss room?
but yes its very much just for PVP
motherfucker
I will say, midra alone is
so fun
generally one of my favorite bosses so far
And his sword, god i love the sword you get off him
i have no interest in pvp, so im glad you can do the thorn AOE without it grabbing
I'm not even talking effectiveness, so much as just... you have an ability which increases attack power on madness infliction, but it doesnt work when you use the thing which semi-reliably inflicts madness at melee range.
Well technically madir's own incantation grants more madness and is debately better if the goal is build up
cause dont forget, its only counting madness being inflicted
if you're willing to play a stupidly risky game you can do that shit on yourself in PVE
Does it actually inflict more than a grab does? I though the grab would basically instantly proc on the target most of the time.
Depends on how much the head hits, i more so mean self inflicted in this case
Still likely best off with the new torch if you want madness buildup though
that thing builds it up like fuckin' nothing
For self inflicted, yeah. Inescapable frenzy is a grab, though. I think you might be mixing it up with something else.
No? im just talking self inflicted build up
Ive used far too many frenzied flame spells to ignore just
triggering it myself for benefits
thats not even a joke thats how i beat gaius
Yeah... inflicting it on enemies is basically a pvp thing only. Inescapable Frenzy can do that pretty well. It's not the best if you're going up against madness-immune enemies (read: 99.9% of them) and so would have to proc it on yourself, though.
Aye, and i dont do pvp so my only expereinces with frenzy is pve
because Yes i am that mother fucker that uses the funny flames just to spite everyone around me (in game)
frenzied flame was my first ending and i have zero shame in that
It's a pacinfg thing!
Like think of how a movie that is Go Go Go Go all the time is exhausting (marvel movies), and how often people talk about liking movies to have space for characters to breathe or talk etc.
It's very important!
ironically as someone who does personal writing im more aware of that than you might think
Hahha, i bet (i too am a writer!)
Hell yeah
Oh right also, been wanting to show off my character but dont have many ER friends
I think, again, TOTK/BoTW are really good examples of excellent pacing
I think that empty space between Things is good, and empty space within Things is bad, and the definition of "things" (and also of "empty") are hard to pin down and very contextual.
actyually, one of TOTK weaker areas, the underground, is because the pacing is fucked
i never really clicked with BOTW so no comments
and that's because in ToTK/BoTW overworld, by base you see a thing in the distnace - often high up, and you climb up to it, etc.
so once you're up, you now have the chill moment of "getting to see where to go next" and also you can glide down the side etc
Also fuck whoever put this here
it wasnt hard to get, it took a moment to think of how to, but fuck them
the underworld inverts that, which results in you climbing down (which is easy) to the point of interest, and then having to slog back out (which is hard)
Fair
Side note, but I think that's an actual reason why the low render distance in Scarlet/Violet actually did matter and wasn't just petty griping about graphics.
No. Fuck that sword. I hate that transition cutscene. IT's TERRIBLE. THE WORST.
What secret area were you talking about?
Also once i've done cat food etc, i'll push foward to killing malenia on my stream, so a: you can watch how i do it for tips, b: i can come and help you clown on her
||Apparently, if you whack an altar at the back of the room it drops down and there's an incant in there||
at work, so not sure if I can join the stream and def can't fight Mel rn, but I'll def check out the VoD if I can't
updated drip because apparently swords made entirely of grey slate are quite heavy
SOrry, whixch boss? Midra?
||I believe so.||
Ah good drip my friend
that's some dedication. but the aesthetic is on point
I killed a Pest that my Messmer SOlider was ifghting with a Kurki headshot
and my solider turned around and stared at me like "Bro, wtf. Kill steal."
It's in Mohg's cellar bar fight
Oh, yeah, that one
That is.. . that is a whole fucking thing
also comically behind that arse hole of a seceret area
is an entrance tooo drumroll deeproot depths
...which has a teleporter that'll dump you back in the chapel in leyndell where you come into the game
Take its seeds, salt them, and have a nice time at the ball game
I dont know if it'll let me take its seeds, its got hands
Then take its hands!
@mighty warren Fire. Seriously, even with it's arena being in water, it gets destrtoyed by fire
Peng, how do you deal with Waterfowl dance?
Because I might just straight up need more endurance
Notably, Fire Serpent https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Fire+Serpent or the consuemable https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Fire+Coil defeats it
Uh... shit
I cannot actually remeber the rythm for dodging it
Cause if I block, she breaks my stamina in like 1-2 of the bursts
And if I dodge, I get caught on the "backswing of the move"
DANGIT
She's setup to punish defensive play
I'M FUCKED
She's also very dodgy to spells
So I'm limited on the spells I can effectively use
One, for spells: Offhjand STaff of Loss, mainhand whatever is your best casting staff. Night Comet.
she will never dodge this.
and it's already one of the best nuke spells in the game
good news penguin i am an strength/faith boi
@mighty warren Awesome. Seriously, lock onto the head and throw Fire Serpents at it, they do so much damage and track the head really well
So that alone means you've got a good option to just nuke her down
Offhand Carian Sorc Stick, Cast Glintblade Trio, forces a dodge (buys me time) and does good damage too
But Malenia's real weakness is she has zero fucking poise
I might switch to my other sword too if fire is that good
Phalanx time, I see
Fire knight greatsword my beloved
That's not even the only AoW that can do stuff to her like this.
She has no poise whatsoever, so gets juggled/pancaked by all kinds of stuff.
Can you interrupt during Waterfowl or does she get hyperarmor once she starts swinging?
remember how i said it's an agression fight?
I cannot remeber
Because last time i foguht her
here's how it went down
Fair enough, thank you
She walks in, i cast stormcaller.
She starts to recover
my mimic casts stormcaller.
Shge starts to recover, i cast stormcaller.
Phase 2 starts
I should probably remember to find a Somber 9 to get stars to +10
Stormcallering contiunes
God that helmet is the best
Yeah, Phase 2 was a lot easier the one time I got to it (just got hit by enough moves I didn't know the pattern/nature of that I ran out of red gatorade)
and that was that, no muss, no fuss, one very dead Malenia and one very disapointed penguin
who was really expecting to like...
Have to put some fucking effort in
Gotcha
I was really hyped!
I'd been breezing througfh the game!
"At least, i think, a challenge!"
She's been pancaking me, cause I'm a very... rhythm(?) player
So just going WHOLE HOG is counter to my mentality
It's one of the few that goes with my look, not too attached myself
idk what the term for "do a little dodging, read the patterns, then counter in the breathers" style is
Which Mel punishes, from what I (now) understand
|| THIS FUCKER REVIVES?||
snickering
||IT DOES IT TWICE, BUT FUCK YOU I CAUGHT THE THIRD||
On weapon styles and movesets, so one thing that does bother me with ER ando ther games of this stripe is i wish the weapon sets were deeper and like... more historically accurate,, movesets that is.
Because like a sword is actually a very complicated 4 sided weapon, with the classic "cross" style hilts having a bunch of techniques for flipping around, grabbing by the sharp end (Remeber, you're a knight with armored gauntlets) and using the pommel/hilt for SURPISE FUCK YOU. Sword and Board is a form of dual wielding, and shield fighting is brtual with a lot of using it to block, putting your entire body's heft behind it etc - hell, even Roman centurian towershields had some evil shit (like for instance, slam it down on the guy in front of you's feet. Which were not armoured at that time). To say nothing of shield locks
or the cool arse spear combos that use the entire length of the weapon
this is a great demostratio nof some really cool stuff
A tip ||Notice when it goes down, you can crit it's face. That shaves off like 30% of it's hp for the next phase||
||Oh i already beat it, the third life was a first go||
Oh, nice!
||now to try out its weapon||
BONK
it's ||Spell is pretty good too, an Elden Stars that doesnt suck. it's simialr to the meteorite spells from sorcery, but a bigger barrage of smaller hits||
|| Yeah it looked neat, just too much faith for my build||
|| honestly part of me thinks my builds would give some folk an aneurysm||
Spoilers due to the weapon
I mean, honestly though, and this is comming from an optimizer's pov: As long as you're having fun, and you're not getting too smeared by fights
Your build is otpimal enough\
I can headbutt carnival real well
Honestyl, that all looks pretty reasonble to me? I'd bump the health up by 5, and your dex/str/faith looks a bit pulled all over the face, likewise i'm not sure why that much end (I guess you kinda need the carry weight? i feel like Erdtree Favor +2 would help you out more honestly)
but that';s all me fussing
If it works for you, it works for you
your str needs 1 more level and you hit the 80 str when two handing, which is great
Don't have erdtree 2, and dex is that high for the one dragon great katana mainly
... which honestly i haven't used for a while, and since i use the radaghan icon...
i wish tehre was a good summary video of how dex breakpoints worked for casting speed in the game
yeah fuck it, i finished my anti dragon arc, i'm dumping out some of that dex
bewcause ther's something complicated going on with how it removes frames
I'm guessing you're vagabond?
lemme check how much i need to wield stuff, also yeah
Alright, highest i need is 15, 18 if i still wanna use the fire knight greatsword which
kinda do, so probably 18
ironically that's 5 exact
FKGS is great, so i'd def keep acess to that
given it's moveset is so fast for a colossal
Yeah that's what caught my eye with it
Can you get away with less end?
Like you might benefit more from just using Great Jar Talisman
Maybe? but i'd have to get that talisman first and i do not know the route
I know that i just don't know how to reach him
You go through Soifra river
and use the elevatoar at the far end to come up in caelid
alright next step
finding the actual way into siofra river cause it's been 2 years and i only have the nokron graces in this NG+
Also you do have to beat up three player duplicates
But if you go offline, teh knights of hte great jar are much easier
greatsword of damnation ahoy
"you're tarnished size, THAT MEANS YOURE GRABBABLE"
Milady's diving thjrust also wrecks the poor fuckers
as for how much endurance i can afford to drop, lemme check
(i only have one larval on hand so i gotta get this right)
If you're okay with using cheat engine, you can drop a bunch of larval tears into your inventory that way
Does anyone have the Homestuck “hell of a mystery” thing? (I’m on my phone right now.) Because I must realized something.
Not against it but not my style
also oh ooft, without a load boost my greatsword is actually too heavy
can still use maliketh's blade though so, 73~ is my cutoff with my current weight
You know how, when you fight Radahn, his feet are missing and he does little gravity magic hover things?
I think i'm gonna just do the dex repositioning, i'm sure i'm fine
will go get the jar talisman though
Oh, right, easy way to calculate your weight thing @mighty warren - total up everything you have equiped, then divide by .7
and that gives you your total equip load needed to not fat roll.
yeah i think i'll just leave my endurance be, no offense
more gas in the tank is hardly ever bad for swinging
or dodging
none tank!
None taken*
Like as said, your build is pretty fine and most of my issues is quibbly stuff
is it what i would do? No, but that's fine!
This is how i prefer my dual wielding tbh
Well, we know that ||Radahn studied alongside Gaius, and they exchanged magic… and although it may sound overly specific, “gravity magic to walk around when you don’t have feet” would in fact be very pertinent to Gaius, given that he’s an albinauric.||
Powerstance movesets frequently feel like r1 spamming except it’s L1 now
I've honestly bneen thinking about how they could build a more robust system
that allowed for more complicated movesets
because of exactly what yo umention
But mismatched weapons can produce really dynamic and interesting combos
I get whatcha mean penguin no worries
Honestly…ds2 powerstance
and because i'd like historical dual wielding styles, whcih are interesting - like it's cool that the main-gauche is finally a thing
but also
Why cant even basic things like Sword and Board get in on that action
Which actually did have combo stances for various pairings
how cool would it be to have your shield actually dynamically be part of your moveset if you're sword and long shield etc
...longsword and shield
my brain is 100% fuctional
You can kinda get that with offensive shield aows but that obviously comes with an opportunity cost
Yeah, that's the issue
I think they could do more personally.
Just give me a crack team of animators, unlimited funds, and ten years.
and we probably will not deliver a playable game
but it'll be real interesting XD
you would possibly deliver animations
Longshield Users be like:
I’d hope animations happen with ten years of funding an animation team
Yeah, we can get that part, it's the "Rest of the game bit" that's hard
(I am a decent game dessigner, i am not a progammer by any means though, i'm a writer and artists and think up idas type person)
also i persoanlly am not very good at animating, but i do a mean texture.
or didi, it has bene over a decade since i did 3d animation
Is it microfiber?
I hate that
I’m a hobbyist programmer but i would not be confident in my ability to work on a AAA or even serious Indie game 😛
I mess around with, like, text adventures
I dont actually understand what you mean, sorry
I was good at ifguringo ut how to put stuff together to get good texture effects and create depth etc. Wasnt very good at uv mapping which is an ightmare.
this is the work of satan.
I thought i was clever for coming up with a way to make a parser recognize and require two(technically three) items at once to solve a puzzle (a rock and a piece of steel to light a torch)
That’s the level of game programming i’m on 😛
"texture" can also mean what something feels like. I hate how microfiber feels. I would describe it as a "mean texture"
Honestly I assumed microfiber was the name of a program I hadn’t heard of
No, I was just making a silly lil' joke
A jokey joke
For what am I but a jester in sheeps' clothing?
Gotcha. The oprobelm here is as @obtuse halo says these things all have cutsey names in the industry
so a program fortexuytring models called Microfibre? it probably already exists
Fire Knights?
You know what'd be cool
If the Blasphemous Claw could be used as a parrying tool outside of Maliketh
Would it be horribly unbalanced? Iunno, maybe, doesn't seem like it would be.
Would it be objectively cool? Hell fuckin yeah it would be.
Switched out 2 points of faith since i didnt really need the 46 since i stopped using the spell i had it for, so 2 to strength and one more to mind off a level up
Very nice
...god, I need to go level my faith some, there's a lot of cool faith shit I want but my own faith's only at 40 atm
Yeah, i'm feeling that s ome on my dex run, i've "only" got 36 faith
er, 30*
and i need like, 46 at least.
ideally 60
I'm gonna have no fucking spellslots, but also, i'm going to be awesome.
(plan is basically to have Burn, O Flame! Black blade, maybe even Placi's ruin, which is 6 spell slots gone right there)
and then use the remaining slots of utility buffs and shit
...I am level 200 something with like 50s in STR and DEX and 60 in INT, so I speak from a place of incredible privilege lmfao
It's less "I kinda wanna complete my build" and more "well my build's already mostly done, what else can I toss on it"
I HAVE PICKED A LANE
ALL OF THEM
YOU CANNOT STOP ME, I WILL BECOME THE OMNI-BUILD
I mean, that's the inevitable in elden ring
...then you hit NG+4 and your options are "Prince of Death staff or don't even bother"
Yeah, i have like
Opinions on the NG system and leveling
but also like tbh, i dunno they should be trying to balance or that sorto f hting?>
Aye
I kinda wish NG+ as a base got more invovled movests on enemies etc
just a general "okay, you're full power, now we respond by pulling out the stops"
...honestly I wish they'd balance armor too, as it is you're kind of strongarmed into wearing The Good Armor and don't have a whole ton of freedom to mix and match pieces unless you're actually good at the game
but also
like
ahaha.
That would be so much work
Mm, armor is a Very trick y subject
Because you cannot really talk armor in this game without talking equip load
adn then you also end up having to talk UI and parasdiblity
(like people just not understanidng how bad SOreseal gets at high levels)
Equip load is another gripe
and how dramtically "Take 20% more damage' actually fucks you over
So, personally, crazy talk, this si what i'd do.
Equip load as a levelable stat? Gone.
Wish Heavy Load and Overload had actual benefits instead of being just harsh penalties
Can't dodge, but you can shoulder-check a mf
It's fixed 100.
4 tiers: Light (0-25%), Light Medium (25-50), Medium Heavy (25-50), Heavy (75-100).
Light: You have a bloodborne style dash. High iframes, fast act out of it etc. but doesnt move you far, probablyh a diminishing returns mechanic ala bloodhound step where spamming it cuts it's iframes rapidly. Intended to let you be in the thick of things by precision dodging.
Light medium: Light rolling currnetly - same iframes as medium roll, gives you a good long distance roll. A mobility/positinng tool, intended more for mages and archer builds.
Medium heavy: the current medium roll. still good defenviely, less movement, a great choice for brawler builds or melee casters.
Heavy: Shoulder check. No iframes what soever. But it scales damage resistance iwth your armor, and even would key off using your shield if you had one equipped - basically a full on "Fuck you, i'm teh juggernaut approach". you'll eat hits, but you are one tanky fucker. Intended for the really crazy heavy builds.
I'd also like, look at refining stuff like blocking to better push guard counters and the defelcitng hard tear system, as well as less passive "Hide behind shield, poke" play.
Probably still allow talismans like Erdtree Favor/Great Jar etc to exist, because they'd offer interesting options - Overloaded would probably still be a penalty, but also so you have motivation to use Great Jar, for truly crazy Ultra Heavy builds.
Likewise, probably more extenviesly rebalance armors across tiers so fashion souls can be more of a thing, and it's easier to grok at a glance (I.e this armor set all up gives me X weight)
Point would be to create a system that allows for quite diverse builds and options, with active reasons to go for each tier.
while also being more immeidately understanble
... why?
You'd also have to do a chunk of work on various things like teh balance on the heavie's scaling, making sure that no partitucalr roll is better than the others (*ideally, you want everyone arguing about this XD)
They're so easy to pick up
Becauise if i have Burn O Flame, Placi's Ruin, and Black Blade equipped that eats 6 spell slots straight away
and you only have ten XD
Yes?
That's what i mean, i wont have any because i'm using them all up on spell slot expensive spells.
Oh, wait, you mean you have all of them but you still don't have enough slots?
As in i just wont have a lot of options left, klike i've spent 6 slots to get 3 spells equipped
leaves me with only 4 left.
if i add Giant's Flame Take Thee, which i might
or Messmer's Orb, anotehr great spell
i'm down to 2 spell slots left for Golden Vow and uh
Knight's Lightning Spear? XD
Fair enough
...god
otoh, i'll have such a cool set of spells to dunk on shit
I wish I could just give these guys a hug
Anyway, i should get my stream going lol
Oh, also, severe giggle the other day on my stream
i saw one, in teh wild. That thing!
Bullgoat's chest piece. White Mask headpiece. Fingerprint shield. Lord of Blood's Spear.
brings a tear to one eye to know that such species are not endangered and do in fact, exist XD
Contiuining Undead Penguin adventures!
That's right, Elven of these fucking things so far! Grief!
...damn, this axe matches the Solitude set weirdly well
Oof.
Could not get Malenia.
Got close, several times
but couldnt clutch it, kept fucking my dodges vs watefowl dance and it'd all fall apart
@mellow silo you available?
After watching some vidya, I think there might be trick to dodge the first burst, shield through the second, then dodge the third
That's the most common pattern that I saw taking little-to-no damage from Fowl
Yeah, i just need to be less tired to do it
i kept panic rolling and loosing momentum
it's a diffuclt ifght
||...how do I dodge Promised Consort's fucking shadow clone jutsu||
It's cool. Ended for now, because I was tired and obviously getting tilted, and I believe in modeling healthy behavior like taking a damn break
Def frustrating though. Oh well!
I'd do a lot better if I didn't feel like I had to fight the camera. I realized doing this that my hibutal rolling away from things is because rolling into attacks makes the camera freak and I can't keep track of stuff
I’m desperate to try summoning Taylew against Malenia
I feel like he’s gonna stomp her
Heavily resists slashing, immune to rot, barely any health comparatively for her to steal
Oh he will be a massive handicap, don't summon him
He's tanky as hell, yeah, but he's slow and lumbering and easy to hit
And all it'll do is refill her health bar
Iirc she doesn't streal health, she just gets health back on hits
The amount of she heals is a fixed percentage of her maximum HP depending on the attack
damn, pain
Regardless, Taylew would still just be free heals for her
Would Lhutel be an option?
Spirits in general aren't great for Malenia
Their AI can't really dodge her attacks well enough, and you really, really don't want them getting hit, cause that's just more HP back into her pool
Best bet is to summon another player that can better react to and dodge her attacks
Which is why I thought Lhutel might be the option
Cause her ai's reaction to taking any hit that doesn't knock her over is just "go intangible"
If you want I can plant a summon sign and help
Later then
yeah, about an hour? Or will you be asleep at that time?
I still greatly struggle with Phase 1 tho
I've only made it to phase 2 once
I'm... not sure
I've been awake all night and while I feel fine now?
I'm not sure if I'll crash by then
Do you mind if I poke you when I get home or would you prefer peace if you are asleep?
Don't worry about bothering me, I have notification sounds turned off so it won't wake me up if I do end up asleep
Jesus Christ
How does everything I learn about her make me hate that fight more
It's rough, yeah
Dung Eater does well in her fight.
Fighting a Sekiro boss in a Souls game who has the Rally mechanic but better
Mimic Tear can be really lethal
“I am undefeated” yeah I would be too if I could infinitely heal off every hit, had infinite poise, and inflicted the worst version of the deadliest status condition in the game
Honestly, it's mostly the camera fuckery. 90% of the fight is fine and fair, it's just dodging waterfowl dance and Scarlet aeonia
She doesn't have infinite poise. Infamously her poise is one of her worst things
She can be Stunlocked or juggled very easily
Yeah fair
With the right ashes.
I’m just salty that they made her a gimmick fight
With like 3 different gimmicks
Like one of the reasons dung Eater works into her is his hits stagger her well
If Rollo could dodge worth a damn, he'd be amazing into her
I don't even agree she's a finish fight. Minus the camera fuckery, she's just a very aggressive fight that wants you to match and overwhelm her aggression
That's her AGGRO OR DIE
If it wasn’t a gimmick, any other enemy in the game at all could also have it
But it would make them extremely frustrating to fight for any play style that isn’t centered around dodging
Gimmick* not finish fight
I don’t know
I just don’t like that she has rot AND the life steal
Feels like they tried to do too much
To me a gimmick fight is a fight that hinges on a single factor
Rykard is a gimmick fight
Also the lifesteal isn’t a thing that’s ever brought up anywhere, she just had it because if she didn’t she wouldn’t be hard enough
Idk
It's actually justified in her lore/rune, though her phase 2 doesn't communicate it well
I’m just continually salty
I feel like she’s really artificially difficult personally
Just a pet peeve, it’s whatever
Fair enough. For me it's the camera issues , and I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, Elden rings camera just sucks
Oh I mean yeah
It’s one of the things like movement that they need to just
Start over
Throw out all of the existing movement and camera system and try again
They need to design a combat system that isn't so fucking weird about lock on
Dark Souls camera has never really worked for anything bigger or faster than a particularly large man imo
Can I ask what's wrong with the movement mechanics?
They're very artificial, and have little too do with actual momentum.
They keep wanting you to:
Do parkour
And fight guys who want you to avoid their attacks with movement options rather than the dedicated defense stuff
Would be my take.
Both of which it is extremely unsuited for
In its current state
Mostly do to being really stiff
It’s FINE when it’s doing normal dark souls stuff
But when they want me to jump over attacks and run out of AOEs
Is when I’m like “guys”
Stuff like enemies spinning in place or you spinning in place to track a foe are a good example of where the stiff/artificial shows
Your upper body movement is entirely disconnected from your legs.
It’s mostly the parkour obsession where I’m like…. This game desperately needs more precise movement
If you guys want platforming to be a part of the game
Which they clearly do!
There’s extended platforming sections in literally every single soulsborne game
And they ALL ARE AWFUL
What, you don't enjoy Frenzied Flame Proscription!?
A bunch of narrow drops in a game that utterly doesn't support this!?
Or every single torrent parkour section?
My friend and I have a running bit where every time torrent isn’t summoned he’s out getting his hooves coated in a fresh layer of extra slippery butter
It’s more platforming than parkour but
You get what I mean
I’ve called soulsborne movement puzzles parkour for too long
Yeah, torrents immediate run forward is not great
Honestly, like a lot of this stuff is the classic issue of the game is good, really good! Which makes the not good bits stick out really hard
Also his ability to like
Somehow turn in the exact arc
That would make him fall off the platform I’m current on
I’ve taken to just never turning on torrent if I’m on a ledge
I just desummon him
Turn around as my pc
Ressummon him facing the new direction
Because there’s about 50% less of a chance of him deciding to fall now
Anyway yeah sorry lmao
The dlc made me really, REALLY tired of platforming lol
I have fallen off cliffs while trying to collect flight pinions on horseback at least 4 times now (I will continue this behavior regardless (I don’t even use a bow))
also I’ve been finding the Fire Knight Shortsword really fun
Longest dagger in the game I believe, has a multihit heavy like the Black Knife
You can also aim a bow and he magically can turn just fine
Oh?
That does sound fun
And Flame Spear actually lets you get some nice stance damage for a dagger, since it’s basically impaling thrust with a projectile
but unlike impaling thrust, you can put it on daggers and charge it!
Been using it with godfrey icon in a fire knight incant build
I'd use daggers but monke brain yearns for Big Sord
Or Big Axe at the present
...greataxe moveset is weirdly satisfying despite it just being smashing an axe into the ground, I don't get it
I want a big axe + big spear power stance
that gives a mohg-like greatspear moveset
...ugh, I don't think I'll be able to help in an hour, I'm 100% crashing
Even if I'm not in bed by then I won't be any use
No worries
I'll hop on later I guess
I probably need to head to bed early anyways
I've seen a couple people recommend yoda for the fight, since he jumps all over the place
Eepy time for us both, huh
Yoda?
OH, that guy
He does seem like he'd be good for it
He’s surprisingly good
Also, I’m not sure if this is even that good, but I found charged O Flame into uncharged heavy to be a fun little one-two
Like if Tiches dodges put her like
Surprisingly?
5 feet in the air
Yeah I’m usually not a fan of the fragile summmons
Which they are if they get hit lol
Yoda, however, is very good at not getting hit
Mostly
Sometimes he has a hangover or something and acts the part of a fool
Also has anyone tried Soldjars of Fortune with that new talisman
the one that buffs damage when a spirit dies
God I wish the Soldjars were good
Anyway no, not yet, it'd prolly work well
Imo the skeletons are the best for that talisman
I wish there was a skeletal champion summon
Because they trigger it even if they aren’t perm killed
If rats more reliably made the rats appear anywhere near where you wanted I bet it’d be good
Fighting malenia with deflecting hardtear is so much fun
I gotta replay Sekiro at some point
Her still healing on block also adds a layer of complexity I found really enjoyable too, since you can still out damage her with the boosted guard counters and stance breaks, but you don’t want to guard too much into rapid or disengaging attacks and drag out the fight, leaving more time for you to mess up
also I haven’t used it myself but I just noticed the Solitude Greatsword is really good at blocking
it has defenses almost on par with medium shields
might straight up be the best non-shield for guarding in the entire game
Recently learned you can ||turn the lights back off in Darklight Catacombs||
So can invaders
uh, if that's happening it might be routing through an integrated graphics chip instead of your dedicated graphics card?
worth checking your settings
I went through the nvida control panel and also windows graphics settings and set eldenring.exe to to use my GPU, but It's still returning 0%
Temp is really low too, which would imply the reading is accurate
...bizarre
I have noticed lately that my task manager reports very low gpu usage no matter what I’m doing, which now that I check does seem to include running Elden ring
Never actually followed up on it but on a quick skim of search results I’m seeing people say task manager is just bad at evaluating gpu usage
I also used the geforce performance overlay to check
also, I just needed to restart my pc for the settings to take effect, so it’s working now! woot woot!
Further updates on syncing the maps together
Interesting
I agree. I'd love to see a larger/scrollable version but that's profoundly impractical.
Oh right shit i gotta fight Handsy later
...I cannot remember where, exactly, Windmill Village is, but I'm very curious where it is in relation to ||Shaman Village|| They're kind of at opposite sides of the map, though, aren't they?
Windmill is the northernmost part of altus plateau
|| speaking of shaman village, a friend told me that was apparently a mistranslation and it was meant to be shrine maiden?||
so i have heard
which woof, really bad mistranslation
granted apparently not the first bad one as uh
i had a very wrong take on ranni's ending due to its english version
||the jp used is miko, yeah, but while shaman is inaccurate, it's not like||
||disastrous||
||it just adds further context of being all-female||
yeah it's less harmful than the ending thing
||which other shaman info also mentions||
||Yeah the english version kind of makes Ranni's ending out differently, honestly kind of negative||
|| yeah it's a big part of why i went frenzied flame cause it felt like my big options that i had by the end of the game were default, no one gets to do anything or feel anything fuck you, or fuck it burn it all||
||Whereas like, the actual meaning of what Ranni wants to do is extremely positive, she wants to set her home free of the meddling of the gods and allow her people to repair their world on their own terms, taking the oppression of the gods far far away||
||i mean Frenzied is still worse||
|| i'll be honest i probably would've still gone frenzied flame, i've a soft spot for the whole thing at this point||
that seems...a bit extreme
LET CHAOS! TAKE! THE WORLD!
|| Yeah but if you're going bad, go all the fucking way||
"hm, my options are slow change or literally destroy reality forever"
||it's basically the worst ending in the game, narrowly beating out Shitman and his curse everyone ending||
yeah basically lol
mm, i disagree with it being worse
What if not existing is cool, has the universe thought about that
frenzy is, at least, an end to suffering
vs dung eater which is both "maximum bad at all points"
and "i want to maximize human suffering forever"
Eh, it’s not that egregious. Shaman is sort of a general anthropology word for any spiritual professional, especially a healer, cursebreaker, or performer of magic (in the anthropology sense)
yeah but that's just for the lands between
Frenzied Flame literally wants to burn all of creation
I'm just imaging Ranni checking in with the Tarnished that they got all the remembrances
"Dear Tarnished, did you remember to disarm this living WMD yet?"
Tarnished, pulling on armor: "Crap. Back soon, love!"
aiui Order in general reaches beyond the Lands Between
yes
wow this showed up like a month later 💀
so that would
still hit the world
forever
yeah
which is worse
I think where either ending falls depends on if you see eternal suffering or eventually nothing worse
and dung eater wants to ruin everything
but instead of oblivion it's infinite suffering
i'm just here to get a cool fire head and burn it all cause honestly fuck this world
cringe
there is also a strange sort of
i do not like the lands between no sam i am
not positiveness to the dung eaters ending
I do feel like Melina would also be like 'I don't know about this one, Chief' to Dung Eater Ending
Pffft
but there is some manner of levity in it as it mentions that when everything is cursed, nothing is
that's the dung eater being a cunt
Let all return to The One Great
for the record i do adore elden ring i just like the frenzied flame stuff
Ranni's is still the best ending anyhow
like a good few characters but yknow
funny fire
It's not a Syndrome Style everyone is super, tumorous horn-growths that spawn on every part of you and pierce your body
ehhh... best is subjective as fuck
it's worse than the omen curse
I still don't like it even with the right context
because we see (and hear) about what dung eater does
for the purposes of people living in the lands between
Ranni's is the best
goldmask's perfect order might compete, depending on the specifics of what the fuck he's doing
Iunno, isn't the order ending pretty chill for folk too? goldmask's i mean
yes
Literally melt the world out of existence is, well, bad. Very bad. (Frenzied Flame)
St. Trina Ending, everyone go to bed
but Goldmasks perfected Order still necessitates a lord
and it does not preclude a god
Still my favorite
nor does it preclude outer gods
Goldmask's does feel closest to like.. ||Ansbach's dream of a Lord of Humanity||
If anything, Golden order actively involves the gods
Ranni literally takes unto herself the influence of the gods, as the god of a new age, and takes it away from the lands between
Honestly I kinda look at the dlc the same way, like every other ending is you bring elden lord and just dealing with the stragglers, but with Ranni it’s just “okay sorry dear but we have to put off the thousand year honeymoon for a bit. Yes one of your step siblings is still alive. Yes he’s also trying to reach godhood ”
this yeah
Goldmasks ending solidifies the concepts of gods
and makes them less capable of change and influence
basically binding them to become eternal unchanging idols
"yes again. Yes, his remembrance weapon is still in the closet. No I don't understand it either"
but there are still gods
and there must still be a lord
unlike with Ranni's ending
and thats why i like my frenzied flame, cause even those fuckers will burn
I don't want to step on toes but this does seem Ranni biased
She's God and You're Lord with her ending, she just boards a spaceship made of the moon and fucks off
(this whole topic has admittedly felt like it has so it's not just you)
yes
that's what i said?
We have no idea what this means for the lands between
you become lord and god, and you take that influence with you and you leave
we have no idea what most of the endings mean long term for the lands between, cept frenzied
and even then frenzied still has a bit of iffiness
you bind the Elden Ring, cease the possibility of influence, and dip
Old King type posting in here
in what sense?
Malenia
100 million dead, done
... i spelt her name wrong again
Might aswell call me that
Jokes aside i actually heavily dislike old king's ending
Yeah her probably
|| she's in the ending and promises to deliver 'destined death' to the MC||
Frenzied Flame IS Old King
sorry for having different tastes...?
doesn't love the random genocide ending
loves the random genocide ending
Do i have to justify myself to you all?
||See, true lords of frenzy get Melina to die before embracing the flame||
|| i did, she still shows up||
they're the same thing, except Frenzied Flame is probably worse cause you don't just kill everyone, you destroy all of creation
It's also the general game and story surrounding it
you're looking at JUST the ending
Frenzied Flame is actually the Empower Melina ending
Technically denature, but yeah, ff is CRINGE
We're betting on her ability to kill us
Zero Requiem?
i was so sad when Zero lost the scythe and became a paladin smh
wrong Zero
In armored core the genocide is just there and on the whims of some old coot, frenzied flame atleast ensures the eventual destruction of all forms of gods, and i'll burn them all even if i have to go with them
Yes but you're just ignoring any actual story?
no one particularly benefits from Frenzied Flame, they're all corpses lol
gdi, i left elden ring running all night -.-
i gave you my reasoning you're just nitpicking now
I don't do it for anyone's benefit
i just want the gods dead.
well, i personally find that killing the gods doesn't matter all that much
if you also just
burn everything else too
kind of insane collateral
what's wrong with being soup
maybe that's just me
Niles: You're genuinely coming across a bit creepy at this point.
have we tried
What happened to me not having to justify myself?
I'm at soup
I'm sorry but i'm the one that keeps getting pressed to explain myself even though i'm not having to justify
Though the 'end' ending of FF i imagine is just sort basically
a star
just a big ol' fireball
made of all things
(Can we move on? Y’all’re getting a bit worked up over him having a preferred game ending)
me when Code Geass
i like frenzied flame, what i like about it is only because it's in a game, i share no actual outside views of it
see you all later
i think i actually just watched half of that show before i got spoiled for the ending
I just watched Code MENT to be real, I bounced off of the actual show HARD
I'm having a problem: I want to play Elden Ring but I want to play Elden Ring in so many ways that I'm not playing it at all
I'm still not quite sure what the hell Duskborn does, aside from what it says on the tin. Like. Are the skele-folks.. sapient? They do seem to worship from time to time
fuck if i know what was up with Age of Duskborn
so many cool weapons and spells
I enjoyed Code Geass, but hahahaha, it's such ah ilarious trashfire
LASER GUIDED KARMA METEORITES
all i know is Fia got unmatched freak
does it grant them citizenship or just like 'it's fine if this is what happens when you die'
okay have you ever heard "feature is bug in tux"
she different
Llelouch does something? karma gonna fuck him up for it
iunno what the fuck she's cooking but i'll leave her to it
||...where the hell are all the summon signs for Promised Consort?||
||in front of the boss door||
should be just outside the door
||You'd think there'd be a lot but I've only seen the NPC summon signs||
Age of Duskborn is the "feature is bug in tux" ending of Elden Ring
unless a quest went wrong
Ain't seeing any there either
you look at this bug in Order and go "mhm yeah that's a feature actually"
oh right
Age of Duskborn makes those who live in death a part of the rules of the elden ring
thought you meant the NPC ones
Nah I mean player signs, haven't seen a single one
like what does that actually entail
it does not
Used to restore the fractured Elden Ring when brandished by the Elden Lord.
Formed of the two hallowbrand half-wheels combined, it will embed the principle of life within Death into Order.
The Golden Order was created by confining Destined Death. Thus, this new Order will be one of Death restored.
basically I think the implication is that with the Mending Rune of the Death-Prince, it formalizes the idea that when you die, you(r body?) continue to live as one of Those Who Live In Death
like that becomes a rule now instead of a glitch
wacky
Alright I did the ||npc battle royale fight||, that was pretty cool
Might be my favorite multi-foe fight
It does seem like it begs the question of like conversation of mass
hard ass response tbh
Eventually we're gonna run out of stuff to make skeletons
"how does this work"
one explanation later
"okay that sucks actually"
I'm not getting summoned either weirdly enough
as it turns out
The hell is going on...?
Maybe quit and rejoin? Sometimes there's desynch or something
do you have a finger remedy on and/or are you disconnected from the servers
...oooooooooooooooh wait I forgot to interact with the summon pool thingy, that's why
Lmao
oof
It does feel a little silly they don't just kind of pop on as you wander close
i don't particularly feel like putting the weird zombie rune that the laying with corpses lady popped out of her into the source code of the world
but i get not wanting to engage with 'em i guess
i'm actually kind of ok with not doing that
Agreed
should've told Ranni not to half-kill her brother then
Anti undead bias. 😠
reaped and sowed, you got skeletons
(look at my user name)
not come back as a skeleton
Only in the same way we’ll run out of stuff to make humans
(then consider why i am calling anti undead bias =P)
I'd love to see like.. the Shattering, things just started going so wild
this is definitely antizombie bias on your part freyja
i too would like to resurrect with like a normal amount of skin
nah but like, i'm truly ok with the status quo when it comes to mortality and the cycle of rebirth
i don't think i will actually
and maybe following necrophilia thirst trap's instructions is not the greatest idea
I still don't know what Fia is
yeah also I'm not gonna lie, jokes aside and all, Fia is fucking sus
Teleporting ghost woman
like her whole schtick is just questionable and worrying all the way through
she's Tarnished, we know that much
even before she knifes D
It seems to have been a genuine profession (Deathbed companion), and then... she got Tarnished and shit gets Werider.
...I'm... still not seeing anything
like yeah D is a religious zealot crusader guy and that's not something you wanna uncritically get behind but also, like, maybe he's kinda cooking when he says that TWLID are bad news
Concerning
What are you playing at, George
like they are created by glitches in the fundamental divine laws of reality, and reasserting them causes them to cease being animate
not a fan of D's bro killing Fia
that is a fucking worrying phenomenon
but i also don't much love the Mending Rune of Duskborn
D's bro doesnt. she's dead before he gets there.
If you never find him, Fia still dies
huh
Have you got a password set?
yeah she's like, communing with the soulless-but-living body of Godwyn
Basically, the Deathbed companioon seems to have been a legit thing, with the Lands Between having a complicited relationship with death. But ":lay with people to gather life force, then use it to ressurect soemoen" seems toh ave been a reocntigzed thing
she's already donezo with life
and then Fia basically takes it a lot, lot further "Who's the b iggest possible lord? I KNOW"
Still love finding that whole insane place fighting through three champions for the 'I'd like a hug actually'
Even fia's a bit "uh, wtf"
me when i fight off hordes of soldiers and undead dragons for a hug
Also i like Road to the Erdtree's version of Fia.
I had a dumb run where I beat Fia's champions and then warped back to Roundtable Hold to chat with a just-fine Rogier
turns out it's possible to get there with him still alive
Wrassle Fia.. I never knew'
i feel like as a tarnished my priorities on anything are kind of fucked anyway
i would fight undead dragons for a hug just as easily as i would scour the lands for things to help Boc or kill a god
For minor congeniality this Tarnished will tear down any mountain
If it's alright i'd like to mention one last word on why i enjoy frenzied flame?
I don't wanna kick up the conversation again, that's why i'm asking if you all are alright with it i just wanna express it
Shoot
this is a personal takeaway with no real lore backing || but, Melina shows up to deliver destined death to the main character
It is my personal belief that if there is time to burn the rot, the decay, those who don't want to do anything but make things worse
I'm fine with dying by the hand of someone who'll make things better.||
|| i don't know how much is left to save, i can't with how little the ending shows, but i have hope.||
That's all
Righto, i should see what handsy is weak to
@frozen olive you available? (Sorry for taking so long lol, life stuff)
o7
what grace
Church Of Elleh, code LANCER
Drop a Duelist Sign so we don't get interrupted
had to get my spare keyboard cause my normal one decided not to work for some reason

yeah
fun stuff
i'll deal with it tomorrow
let me just check which of my characters have it, should be pretty much all of them i think
gonna hop on one that really doesn't need the set
(also, do you happen to have as many Thollier sets as Ansbach sets, while you're here?)
((Final boss is scary as hell))
give me a list of anything you want
this character has the full armor sets of all the npcs
it frankly needs none of them
it seems to enshrine the ring itself as 'self-operating', no?
if you want any weapons i can check while i'm at it
more of a abstract divinity than any human-like gods
not so much as it simply forces the gods to be static
(even if its still held within Marika's corpse)
they are still there
well, Marika's likely dead - and theres no others gods making a claim for the ring ||after the dlc's boss||
with Goldmasks perfect order the gods will do fulfill the exact same role they have
they will simply be
unchanging
unable to cheat to influence the world more than their remit
as Marika did
Goldmask did seem to nail the GO's biggest problem imo
Honestly just everything gained from Final Boss. I can get pretty much everything else on my own, but the final boss is scary as all hell.
So, Ansbach Set, Tholly Set, Hidden Needle, and optionally circlet of light
it does also maintain Marika in the position of godhood
most of its flaws come from Marika
i can give you the flower as well
Sounds good, that flower is cute as hell
put down a red sign
Honestly though, I think Ranni and Goldmask's endings are far more similar than they are different
it's by the grace in chruch of Elleh
i agree
i just think Ranni's is a bit better
both identify divinities actively using their power as the main issue
same but the other way lmao
You Gael?
Unfortunately Goldmask is not wife so his ending can’t be the same as Ranni’s
yes
you 🤝 me
^ asking Dungeater wtf he's doing
I love his Siddhartha swag
Yeah
if you have any other item you want i can check for it
I think I can get most other stuff on my own
righto
gg
Now time to fashion craft the best Pureblood Knight around
And also the best Eepy Boy
||...god, second phase Promised Consort really wouldn't be half as bad if it wasn't for the holy lasers||
||Overall it's honestly pretty fun besides that he summons those with EVERY sword swing, that's some shit that should be a sometimes summon, not an every attack summon, you know?||
Yeah that's kind of my feeling on it too
||Getting better at parrying him though, on the bright side||
Yeah that too
||but the fucking kingdom hearts-ass superlaser on the equivalent of the stomp attack is fucking peak||