#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)
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Can people other than "humans" be led by grace/tarnished?
unclear but probably
i.e. Living Jars or Demihumans?
we don't have any examples of it happening but
idk why they couldn't, yknow
it's up to the greater will or
uh
whatever entity oversees that
is unclear
demihumans are capable of receiving Grace, at least
I think there's some grace in demihuman eyes? ||I don't think there's any in saint jar eyes, but that might be due to their location as much as anything else.||
||since the greater will seemingly hasn't given a shit for a long while||
||Isn't it Marika that oversees Grace/Tarnished/???||
||Or, if it has given a shit, it doesn't have any really working way to tell us about it.||
||I don't know! maybe! but shes incapacitated at the start of the game and yet we recieved grace||
...anyway I should call this for the night and get some sleep probably.
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Is there a name for the area that is made up by Consecrated Snowfields and Mountaintops of the Giants?
Something like the forbidden lands
Yeah, the whole of the area is kinda the Forbidden Lands.
Though, it's a little like how there's Northern Limgrave and then the Peninsula. They're both 'Limgrave' but they're also distinct zones.
placidusax would imply yes, right?
Oh, yeah, that would do it
I haven't fought him yet, so he wasn't on my radar
WELP
I officially just need to run down some talents and formulate some equipment and how the Statuses work and I could run an Elden Ring game in Genesys,
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(post final boss spoilers)||Really happy actually with how this turned out||
Huh. Wouldn't have thought to combine it with Malekith's set but yeah that looks solid
this is a cosplay fit btw
||I never really liked Radahn's set for player character fashion but sometimes it works||
wtf spear is that???
||Swift Spear||
interesting
using Sacred Order to get that look
using it to mimic the Nail that GaoGaiGar uses to rip out the cores of his enemies before defeating them with his hammer
Amazing spear btw
way stronger than it looks, it has a unique moveset and its MVs are fuuuuucked
yeah it's really fucking good
i'm using 3 weapons and a shield for this build but i think the spear is going to be super good
goofy ass squeaky hammer
that goofy ass squeaky hammer literally atomically obliterates anything it hits and turns it into light particles
in fact
not even atomically
fucking sub-atomically
A gigantic hammer containing an artificial gravity well at its center that generates a "custom" shockwave, transforming all particles in contact with its striking surface into photons below the atomic level.
squeaky hammer of total obliteration
turns them into squeak-waves of light
complete and total annihilation, very effective for taking care of enemies
is spinning strikes any good for staggering ||furnace golems||
deals similar stance damage to wild strikes it seems
Well I guess the good news is that my strategy isn't suboptimal
||https://vxtwitter.com/DUOJ_ji/status/1809994861329907720|| a difficult to judge but definitive amount of dlc spoilers
The bad news of course is that this means that big stompy bastard is giving me the right amount of a migraine
||https://vxtwitter.com/gamejungdok_yes/status/1809614499777032482|| hinterland spoilers
i believe dmgs does around 50 stance damage and staggers a leg in 2 charged heavies
accoridng to fextra each spin hit does 6, light ofllow is 12, heavy is 16
People who are horny for this guy mistify me
HE'S A BIG LANKEY TWINK BOI WITH A LARGE SNAKE
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE
imagine liking twinks more than bears smh
XDDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF96d0ULW9A I'm strimmstramming Elden ring if anyone wants to come along and watch
Contiuining Undead Penguin adventures!
snake twink with mommy issues
there's a whole-ass self-contained pipeline right there
The bear in question:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, US FAT BITCHES ARE NOT BEARS LMAO
ART THOU NOT OF THE LARGE VARIETY?
bears counts as fat bitches
IT DOES IN THE LANDS BETWEEN
(Why is the best quality image of Red Bear I can find an Esoterickk thumbnail)
imagine if you could use barbaric roar on hand-to-hand weapons to change heavy attacks on them too. Pull out some ||Horah Loux|| moves.
He is ironically not a bear in the sense in which we are talking
(Also the file name for fextra’s Red Bear image is mr-teddy and I think that’s great)
hewg isn't a bear, what
He's an otter
An… otter?
hairy twink basically
bro has no hair except on his face
Hello, I know terms for various archetypes of gay men because I was convinced I was one has a teen
mf is clean shaven
I see
Admittedly Lynn has posted receipts which revealed that I confused the scales as also hiding some hair
which they don't lol
FRAUD ALERT
admittedly, this game has bear bosses but not bear bosses
the closest would be fire giant
hoarah loux should have been a bear dammit
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
SHOULD'VE BEEN BUILT LIKE GOD OF WAR THOR
BIG BOY
Godfrey
too muscley, needs a good belly and some hair
believe it or not, clean shaven
also not a bear cause not a big boy
Godrick desides to become much more dangerous boss, melds with Actual Runebear.
I know a guy who does bara art all the time, Godfrey is 100% in the bear umbrella
He does start the fight with considerably more fur
we can't prove the dung eater isn't hairy under there
bara is not necessarily bear
like this is bara
but not bear
... You know I'm not even gonna question this conversation
bear is specifically fat and hairy
we're talking if elden ring has bear bosses
not bear (animal)
Anyways, Milady is being very cool. I have obtained a third one
can't back out now, the fog wall's up
yeah but it's not his fur
i don't classify as bear if i put on a fur coat that makes me look fat
mostly fat and body hair
bless
woo!
I skipped those entirely on bow-only
i'm not sure they're actually possible
maybe if I broke out radahn's rain hoping for a stance break but even so that sounds miserable lol
At least one of them you can ||cheese with elevation and furnace pots||
you can kill a lot of them that way
iirc, it's only the Defelcting Hardtear one you cant.
...and evne then , acutally hmm
i used pest threads
ended up going with double slash with vyke's dragonbolt
to stagger the shit ot of them and then hit them
only used the pots on the oes with the uhhh
stacked the fire resist talisman and the fire resist incant and just smacked the shit out of the legs
fire giant style
reinforced feets
yeah pest threads is great
Why vykes over electrify?
you can absolutely do some strats with them, bow-only is just specifically bad at anything that requires a stance break
fashion, maybe?
red lightning's rad as hell
Valid.
plus I cancel the debuff with whichever resist incantation I have
I think my standard loadout from here on out incantation-wise is going to be vykes, bestial vitality, golden vow, whichever fortification is most relevant and one of the status removal ones if appropriate
After much testing, Tibia's Summons remains not very good but pretty funny
Honestly if it didn't need you to Stance Up like Meteorite it might be alright, mix in with slower projectiles n such, but.. yeah
Is that the new tibia thing?
IIRC it’s actually good on rosus’ ace
in other news, consumable tibia is not good and not funny 😔
however, Flame Coil is fucking insane for faith builds
the Rosus' Axe version does more damage and also hits more often because it comes with a real weapon swing that often staggers the target
But it's tragically attached to axe moveset v-v
either pinning them briefly for the followup hits or possibly rollcatching them
axe moveset is fine 😭
I have a viking-style character with the black leather shield and highland axe and it's fine!
900 damage on ||divine beast||
plus it's really fucking hard to miss them most of the time
because they have nuts tracking
Axes are weirdly fast now
They feel like straight swords now
Still probably don't powerstance them though. I found the powerstance moveset for them to be...not great
They just don't hit me right, sometimes I want a stabbin' motion
i believe they weren't made for stabbin
And yeah any powerstance where they like split up the hits.. they never do enough poise to not get knocked outta the initial hit or somethin
Yeah the powerstance moveset is kinda bad
New weapon category: Thrusting Axe
Aka Halberd lmao
huh. I never paid attention to the thrusting shields but I guess CTS is just the new Clayman's Harpoon, huh.
Base magic damage and int scaling, fully buffable and infusable
Yeah, though somewhat paradoxically it's best off on standard infusion for its God Block
Especially as it being buffable when uninfused lets you put scholars shield on it
yeah
(annoyingly, it cannot take scholars armament, though you can buff its attacks with arts like chilling mist or cragblade)
What % of a level in runes do people carry before it ends up making you antsy?
100% of a level
Anything less than 90% of a level I’m like “I can get this back in 2 minutes at the Albinauric factory
Infinite runes. I don't plan on leveling up, so runes mean nothing. As for characters that actually still level, about 80 percent
I never feel antsy #twiggytearenjoyer
CURSE YOU ALE
CURSE YOU SCALE
CURSE YOU WHALE
CURSE YOU SNAIL
but most important
CURSE YOU BAYLE!
#eldenring #eldenringlore #igon
Made the mistake of looking for... something or other on fextralife and was reminded of how bonkers Millicent's prosthesis is and how I'm absolutely not going to get it lmao
I uh, may have done Milicent real dirty in my current run. Sorry Mili!
😦
Look, it's objectively over of the strongest talisman choices for Milady
Normally I get around this by cheating it in, but well.
Played around with axes a bit and god the animations just feel wrong, axes are not supposed to be this fast
I'm being good about that shit since it's a streamed run
Took me a bit to find this but
My current run has me musing on what I'd like to see in future From games, and I'd really like them too build on what they started with Milady.
Just weapon moveset that smoothly chain into each other, so you can much more fluidly execute r1. -r2 etc.
More fluid jumping etc attacks would be nice too (milady's jumping attack is very good, by it looks goofy)
I just betrayed her at the windmill, which is better? (It's not).
I think that’s the earliest you can kill her for the talisman? Not that I would know, I definitely haven’t killed her before for her extremely powerful talisman
That is in fact the earliest, yes
(Genuinely I really hope they revert this change and buff axes some other way, I hate this)
Also it stacks with the Winged Sword insignin & the rotten version, But rotten doesn't stack with the basic Winged Sword
So you actually leave a bunch of power on the ground by not getting it in your first ng run, assuming you're using weapons that benefit it
Yeah but. Rude.
I only kill Millicent when I’m doing a marais build, otherwise I just deal with not being able to stack damage as highly
My talismans usually at a premium anyhow but I guess if it's like a Swing Fast And That's It thing
One could argue that this is an actual example of a specific type of moral choice (albeit one where you don't know the consequences of your choice, without a guide): doing the right thing has a tangible cost. It's not like you give up on one thing by being good, but then get something else roughly equivalent; there's a tangible opportunity cost to being good.
It doesn't do it by chastising you for being evil, either. And Elden Ring isn't directly a game about moral choices, although they do come up (typically not ever announced as such). But it fits well for what is an understatedly post-apocalyptic world to make it so that selfishness has real rewards and selflessness has real costs, and sometimes you're repaid in kind, and sometimes you aren't.
For what it’s worth I have maxed out my saves and seen most of the game’s possible endings and never harmed Millicent😭
Hides my collection of metal hands
I don't think I've ever picked the option that hurts Millicent. I merely turned her into a beautiful flower!
||More seriously: No, I always go with the 'let her die with dignity' option||
I love Elden Ring's NPC choices. A lot of them are really morally ambiguous so it deeply encourages considering both sides of the story. And sometimes, you feel encouraged to take an evil (or at least really nasty) choices for the aid it will give you in ascendence to being the Elden Lord
(My character's choice is always: Good for More magic?)
endgame ||tarnished will do dastardly deeds along the way towards their lordly ascension but when I, Miquella the Kind||
Oh wait, apparently the icerind hatchet is faster than all other (non handaxe) axes, which is why it was looking weird
Every other axe looks fine
Oh yeah, Icerind Hatchet is too fast
||Miquella is really morally complex in an interesting way, and not just the typical "tragic victim of their circumstances as much as anything else" way that's common to FromSoft games. Miquella is not a victim in any sense of the word. One could argue that what he's doing is in some sense reactionary, sure, but he's gotten where he is through a series of choices which he made.||
It's so so weird, animation-wise
||Miquella is ironically far more tragic and sympathetic because he chose it, every single time, and those choices are understandable.||
||He stood on his beliefs and morals until they were literally all he had to stand on, and when he sold those out for the power he needed to make them a reality, he had lost himself||
That's cuz it just uses the handaxe animations
It's in the same informal Light Axe subtype
||Instead, he has a plan. And he's acted on that plan, and done horrible things in order to achieve his aims, but his aims are ultimately purely benevolent. And it's not even clear how flawed his plan is, or how well it would have worked if we didn't interfere. Presumably, it was flawed. Potentially, it was deeply immoral, although we don't actually know for sure what it would have entailed. But that vagueness further complicates things.||
||a victim of irony perhaps as well, mopping up the deeds of your mother by repeating her actions, and it is very much the plan of a child, everyone play nice because i say so 😠 the fresh eyed optimism of i can fix it this time. and interesting take, if it wasnt something used actively, it must be sad and to be someone with charm powers nobody can love you willingly, and when someone does say no you dont know how to deal with it. ||
||i personally am not a huge fan of the idea that everyone at the halig and even their sister were charmed because i think that bitters the tree and what it means for me . but if they were just by proximity that is just as sad||
||Miquella set out to make the world a better place, and, unlike many such fromsoft characters, remained steady along that path until the very end. He didn't lose himself to anger or vengance or greed, like so many others have, nor was he mired in prejudice, nor was his plan obviously flawed because it called upon something which should not have been interfered with. It wasn't even a selfish version of "better". If he lost his way, it was only in the little ways, which of course matter more than they might seem at the time... but he set out to become a god, and he did. And then, he planned to rewrite the world such that kindness was a fundamental aspect of its very nature; he would take the Grace of Gold, and its guidance towards enemies and strife and control, and replace it with unalloyed compassion, with implications we don't actually know.||
||true, i feel people are just assuming that it would be giga mind control world when this was never textually stated||
||I don't think everyone at the Haligtree was charmed. If nothing else, there's many people who never actually met Miquella in person and yet support him, and even after the charm is broken, some of his followers remain every bit as loyal (if not every bit as coordinated and coherent).||
also unrelated sidenote i watched a streamer play the dlc today and man i hate when people skip past shit like character questlines or text and then are like " whats happenign whos this they dont explain anything" though the latter is more common in fromsoft work ill concede
||Something that's quietly implied but never stated outright is who chose Miquella: every other child of Marika and Radagon was born cursed and possessed by an Outer God, so why was Miquella left alone?||
||My pet theory is that unalloyed gold signifies that Miquella wasn't left alone, just that the one to choose him was the Greater Will itself.||
||Was Malenia? ...I was about to say no, but then I remembered the one visual depiction of Miquella we had in the base game was a statue of him hugging Malenia, which looks like kindness but is also the method by which he steals our heart...||
||there is never an outer god stated, but miquella was 100 percent cursed ||
||yeah I realize that||
||Given that his youth is described in the exact same way as Malenia's rot, which we know is the result of an Outer God, it stands to reason that he was afflicted by one as well.||
||eternal youth an eternal forming into being, but never coming to fruition but potentially ive seen this interpreted as an eternal naiveite, and potentially a curse of never being able to finish anything they set out for, the haligtree fails, the godwyn plan fails, the pod plan fails, the radahn assaination and godhood plan fails, all plans died in the cocoon ||
||But why, when Messmer contains the Base Serpent and Malenia the God of Rot [and who knows what Melina is concealing behind her sealed eye] is it that Miquella has no tag-along deity... unless it was in plain sight all along?||
I... have a crackpot theory. But, before I confirm it, in what order were the various demigod children born (more or less)?
||Messmer and Melina, then Godwyn, Morgott and Mohg, Rykard, Ranni, and Radahn, and then Malenia and Miquella||
||Order within each set of demigod siblings isn't strictly known, though I believe Rykard is the oldest of the Carian kids?||
||melina also might have been reborn somehow last after the sealing of the queen im not 100 on that||
||i would put radhan there maybe ? since him and messmer were childhood friends i think? though it could be either for sure||
||actually while they were powerful and adept at many a thing, i cant think of a single plan or thing of theirs that succeeds now that i think about it ||
||Fucked up that Messmer knew kid Radahn, honestly, hell, the Carian kids grew up knowing about the lands of Shadow and then at some point Marika went "nah that shit's going into the shadow realm"||
My theory is as thus: ||Radagon's red hair was explicitly tied to the fire giants at various points. Additionally, Messmer and Melina have flames not related to any Outer God they host. My theory is that Radagon was not Marika at the point in time when those two were born, and thus passed along an affinity for fire, which all of the other children lacked. Although... Radahn is notably Very Large, and we know nothing about the physical properties of Rykard and Ranni originally. So if we're assuming "Radagon is Marika" describes fusion, not fission, that could set up a possible timeline for that fusion.||
That's me, but not because I skip shit but because I have the attention-span of a goldfish and forget things 🙃
||To be fair, have you seen the first Elden lord? I think people can just Be Big in the Lands Between||
||You're not wrong. Radahn is BIG, though, and called out as such in universe.||
||Like the average person is pretty normal scale but the setting runs on One Piece rules, where sometimes you get a guy who's just Unreasonably Big without a given reason.||
||i agree, she is a shaman and used that fleshmelding harmony to fuse her and radagon for godhood, they were not originally the same person. not the same as the trina miq split, all the carian kids +malenia are tall with firey hair, similar to their dad, i also agree that melina and messmer might have been sired by them before they fused though it was being born of one god alone that cursed the youngest pair|| i could be totally wrong on that first part tho
i also think having a great rune, just makes you bigger
||Oh, see, I think Messmer and Melina are Marika/Radagon kids of eld, from immediately after Marika separated Radagon from herself [psst Radagon's leitmotif is in the Messmer boss theme] and Radagon, being exiled from Marika as a being, was meant to take Fire with him and fuck off and die like St. Trina but Marika did a taboo, shagged her own castoff, and produced a bunch of cursed kids||
||In between, when Marika and Radagon weren't screwing each other, they produced the sum total 4 uncursed demigod children (and Morgott and Mohg got cursed anyways because momma's a genocide enjoyer)||
||interesting thing about melina as well, shes the only kid to have hair that is strawberry blonde or pink a fusion of the parents hair colors, not just blonde or firey ||
could mean nothing of course lol
what I still don't know is why Messmer's got that snake in him
I also have a really crackpot theory regarding the Haligtree, based on the theory from the Tarnished Archeologist that the Erdtree was burnt once before: ||he posits that the Scadutree is in some sense born from the burning of the Erdtree. I wouldn't be surprised if it I'm missing something, but... is there any canonical reference to the Scadutree being two trees twisted around each other, rather than just one which twists itself?||
||One thing that's important to note is that you can't leave the Land of Shadow save by the Guidance of Grace. For that matter, you don't seem to be able to enter save for whatever Mohg did, or by dying. Miquella plans on abandoning Grace, and replacing it. So how's he going to get out? Answer: he allows the Haligtree to die, poisoned by Malenia's own Rot (which would be a very strange thing to have happen by accident), and its corpse winds aroung the Scadutree and in doing so provides a way home.||
||i think he was born with it, and melina might have that gloam in her, which i think might ruin the the theory of an unfused radika there, because explicitly the single god parent is what curses you i think??||
Rykard's snake is an entirely external thing which ate him, and then they fused. Messmer's snake, as far as I can tell, ||is an Outer God just like the Goddess of Rot, which inhabited him since he's an Empyrean.||
||however there is a snake shed skin in bonny village so maybe it got into her somehow before she was with child??||
||I don't think that's ever explicitly stated. It's just a very common interpretation.||
||My theory is that the Scadutree is the true form of the Erdtree and the tree it's wrapping around is the Greattree of eld that Marika had it parasitize||
That's actually also a very good theory. Or at least an interesting one. ||The central tree especially looks burnt, but they kind of both do.||
||Hell, "parasitize" is kind of a clumsy wording. She grafted it there.||
||for sure when i originally saw the image of it i swore it was gonna be deathroot choking it but honestly yeah i think it was the old tree, because isnt the erdtree built on top of the location of the cruciible or did i completely hallucinate that||
||Nah you right||
||i think its a fine wording i figured it was like a strangling fig when i first saw it||
It's definitely evocative of that, yes.
||And given that the Crucible isn't in the Lands Between, but the Land of Shadow... it stands to reason that the Scadutree is the original erdtree... maybe? Or is it one tree in two places? It's all very unclear.||
||The Erdtree seen outside is explicitly not a real tree, but an illusion||
||It's a symbol of Order, dominion over the Lands Between||
||Not explicitly, but that's the Tarnished Archeologist's theory, and I can certainly believe it.||
||a dark truth projecting a shadow of light ???||
||I thought we got straight up confirmation that the Erdtree is not a physical object and the Roundtable Hold that’s said to be in its boughs is spatially displaced?||
||The Roundtable Hold is not in the Erdtree's boughs???? Though it burns when you burn the Erdtree, so maybe? And the explicit confirmation you're thinking of was talking about the Erdtree as an "object of faith", which could mean that it's a physical object which was worshipped as a symbol rather than due to the actual properties of its sap. It could be interpreted either way.||
||We walk on its roots constantly in leyndell and, well, deeproot, though||
||And the giant club is one of its branches||
||The giant club is? But, to be fair, walking on its roots isn't the same as being in its boughs; those are the canopy.||
||No, like, the Roundtable, which is said to exist in the boughs of the Erdtree, doesn’t actually like. Exist physically in a location above the Lands Between. It’s in a nowhereland pocket dimension, like how the areas within the Erdtree are in some kind of freaky spatial limbo, and how entering the Erdtree has you walk into a massive Grace||
striking weapon requires no dexterity; only brute force.
While it may seem sacrilegious, this weapon is said to be a withered branch of the Erdtree.
Imbued with holy power, this weapon will never snap. ```
It's also visibly covered in golden leaves, if we're gonna bring up the 'said to be'
||yeah theres like a "real roundtable" that you can go to in leyendell at the base but theres a spiritual subrealm inside the erdtree ||
I wish my club of hardwood could also be described as enormous 
🔫
||The Erdtree clearly has some combination of real physical presence (dripping amber, having physical branches you can pick up and swing, etc.) and metaphorical magical stuff going on (Grace allowing you to warp space to travel, the giant Grace within that allows you to enter the Elden Beast’s bizarre altar, the Roundtable)||
What I'm asking is, ||where is it said to exist in the boughs of the Erdtree?||
😏
Blade of Miquella?
No I mean the not Finger Maiden
Hey Marika
Spare a few more letters for your kids’ names maybe?
Like I’m just saying, making X names with only so many letters in the Scrabble bank and all of them starting with M has led to some confusion
but its so fucking funny, and it tells you when someone is related ( sometimes)
Godfrey finding the O tiles was a godsend
Yeah, characters from the same lineage have names starting with the same first letter.
Meanwhile Radagon is clearly more blessed with literacy, as his kids all have the naming theme but Radahn, Ranni, and Rykard have much more variety
That or
Let’s be real
also his full name being moghwyn probably means that its like, joe lord of blood of the joseph dynasty
Rennala was the literate one
That’s what she brought to the relationship
Literacy and also phenomenal magic powers
And a better naming sense than the golden strumpet
Unfortunately, it came with a tiny, ittybitty little living space 
After some hundred years (idk, how long do people live in Elden Ring’s setting?) of getting confused with her sister I bet Rennala was not eager to curse her children with similar problems
They DID stuff her in the grand library after the coup
Tbh that’s damn inconvenient if you’re trying to study
Sorry
School library’s closed indefinitely due to a depressed old witch getting imprisoned in there
But hey, at least you don’t have to pay the overdue fees
I mean... dynasties are frequently named after the person who started them. That's normal.
for sure i just think that his boss fight being labeled as his nickname is the funny part
Joe, of the Joseph Clan (that he started)
I assumed his full name was Mohg and Moghwyn is the name of the dynasty he plans to establish
Mohg, first Luminary of Mohgwyn
Is the Ash of War version of Ghostflame Ignition worth using at all?
I mean, Ghostflame Ignition goes hard
i suppose, i suppose i just assumed since his brother has a longer two part name that that would make it kinda even, and hed be in part named after his older nontwin brother
so if you have a weapon you'd rather be swinging around than the Death's Poker, like
Ghostflame Ignition: Pretty Fuggin' Good
Man with ghostflame being in the dlc I kinda expected more elaboration on what’s up with it
Right, thanks
I was just worried it was a nerfed version or something
From dlcs are good at answering a bunch of questions that aren't actually the ones you were trying to have answered
uhh more seriously ghostflame seems to be a phenomenon around spirit ashes and the remains of the dead who haven't moved on, been reanimated as TWLID, etc.
a previous culture believed in raking the ashes out and burning them, producing ghostflame and freeing the spirits
unless it's The Old Hunters
which rather directly answers a bunch of ontological questions about the setting but in a way that really only makes things more confusing
In all fairness I’m actually VERY happy with the way they’ve done the dlc lore this time around
bloodborne is so fucking peak for just not being interested in explaining shit that doesn't need explaining
They’ve answered stuff but left a bunch up to interpretation or open for exploration which is quintessential
I really can’t think of anything in ER that still really needs explaining
Like even the gloam eyed Queen thing is like
Nah we don’t really need to know more about that
We know everything we really need to know about that situation
It’s a crisis that was handled long ago and we just run into like
The dregs and remains
Of that faction
It’s a good “the golden order felt with a bunch of random shit” kinda tidbit
*delt
lots of lingering questions to ask, but none that would actually improve the story if they were answered
Honestly like
Gods I love running into the remnants of an apocalypse diverted.
If I ran that pre or just post shattering tabletop game, there godskins and the Queen would be good villains
Since there’s so little we know about them
But it’s implied there were once a LOT more demigods in the vein of Godrick
It makes it feel like the world didn't just fold to the first real threat
Yeah
while I love how the lore works in Elden Ring (and in the Souls-es), Bloodborne truly was peak for just not giving a FUCK
And the golden order weren’t like
Purely imperialist and evil
They did do some good
They stopped the Crazy Cult of Skinning People
"Deep within the eye is a sky that rumbles with an eternal meteor storm. That's why it can shoot meteors."
"Would you care to elaborate on that?"
"No."
also the wandering merchants having once been extremely populous is great for TTRPG shenanigans
also sometimes you get ominous warnings like this in Bloodborne
"The bell-ringing woman rings a sinister bell"
deranged shit
also like the peices of words of god in k6bd, shard of the elden ring/ runes are a great conceit for why certain people are more powerful than others spread out over the world and coalesced in higher concentrations, and why the party gets more powerful after whackin em
mid shattering campaign, ,,, some of the world has fallen into ruin and apocolypse whiile some stands firm, battlefields rage for years,.. need
Tbh like in dark souls I kinda like the idea that peoples size just naturally varies in the lands between
I don't know about "explaining" per se but I wanna know more about the land of reeds
whether or not it does end up just being ashina
I mean they couldn’t ever say it is probably but
I mean I think it’s just ‘Japan’, not literally Ashina since that game is roughly historically set
Slander, gods are not people. Skinning gods is good. The godskins werej ust redisturibing unethical power systems!
very roughly, to be fair
Land of Reeds seems to almost literally be "Warring States Japan, but spookier"
Redistributing to themselves
(I should not be taken seriously on this bit)
(my desire to retort with something inappropriate is high)
Your own character in the Elden Lord endings is conspicuously like twelve feet tall suddenly
Just based on the fact that the elden throne is appropriately sized for you
They're actually just doing a ranni, got a resized throne built for them.
and then camera angle cheating
(it is never not funny that Ranni sits on stuff to make her look bigger)
Ranni made a doll that looks like her mentor
Then made a smaller doll
And was bamboozled how we recognised her when she was in the smaller doll
They look the same
Yeah.... little Ranni Doll being confused that we figured out that it's also Ranni is 10/10 to me
It makes me wonder if Ranni is some kind of.... size blind? or? like... if two things are the same but different enough size she doesn't recognize it
I think it’s more identifying her as still literally the actual Ranni hiding in a tiny doll, as opposed to finding a free but utterly lifeless ranni fumo
I love the manga just going 'no, there's a lot of Ranni dolls, this is just the one she had her soul in'
I mean that much is true, i have one in my room
I only have a ranni keychain 
shakes her violently
I must admit, I'm curious what Ranni's plan was if you didn't find her in the doll.
She was gonna DO IT HERSELF
Considering her plans prior to now have taken like
Thousands of years to pan out
Probably something crazy long term lol
Yeah she was just going to walk on her little tiny doll legs somehow
I get the impression Ranni is kind of making it up as she goes along
I kinda wonder if she had a different body she used for a but, but underestimated the Baleful Shadow is and it got destroyed, so she had the little doll as one of a few backup plans
Tarnished: "Not another fucking funko pop"
Now I wanna do a run that's just a "Collect Funko Pops" run
Ranni getting stuck in a funko pop collection, shoved into a display to maintain quality.
It took way too long to find this gif.
Watch Thunderbolt Fantasty.
It's great
tw: cursed internet meme [COGNITO HAZARD] ||I just hope we don't find a jar to fit her in||
Elden streeeaaaam
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Only my gf has power over me like that
question: is anyone aware of a mod that lets you change an ER toon's "starting class" (more specifically, changing your base stats to one of the starting class's arrays), or am i just going to have to install cheat engine if i want to do that?
i know cheat engine can change your starting class, and using rennala resets your stats to its bases
i've seen people do that a number of times
i just don't want to fiddle with it myself
it's not super convoluted
https://github.com/The-Grand-Archives/Elden-Ring-CT-TGA
this table has it under Hero > Player Param
once you change it, it won't immedaitely change stats but rennala's respec will
(started as confessor and changed to bandit)
It also includes ways to turn off EAC and launch offline so you can do it freely without a ban
Thinking about what stat distribution i should use for my cosplay build
Thankfully all of the weapons i plan to use are infusable, i'll prolly want to do something with str or dex
Might do a str build honestly
Gotta check the scaling with different infusions though
My current test build has both str and dex at 80 iirc so i can test out both of those as well as quality to see what ends up being best
i'm unironically gonna use commander's standard as a halberd instead of a fleeting buff
Absolute insanity
i was gonna use banished knight greatsword alongside it as like a phase 2 when my summons die but like
i started unironically using it and it's fun
I think this is the best most succinct way to sum it up tbh
DLC lore question: ||are the jar shaman enemies you find in the dlc the actual “saints” mentioned in the various item descriptions, or are they failed attempts at saints?||
Appears to be a localization error.
The word translated as “shaman” in the Great Jar description is different from the word translated as “shaman” elsewhere
||Well, I know its supposed to be Marika’s people from the Shaman Village in the jars||
||I’m mainly asking because of a thought I’ve had floating around my head, being that creating someone like Marika was the intent behind the Jars||
man glintstone spiral and illimited FP+Stamina physics is riduclous on placidusax
spiral shard is ridiculous on anything big tbh
It’s the int version of pest threads
basically
if only it was as fast
my favorite new sorcery is definitely the Spectral Rings though
it's not actually amazing or anything, but it has really good tracking and range
Tempted to do the funny Doomguy Verdigris/Rabbath Cannon build
I saw someone's fashion with verdigris gloves/boots, igon's hat, and hornsent's robe as a Rabbath Cannoneer
it looked way better than it sounds on paper
Arrow talismans acquired
They have legs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oGgq3E4Tbg
These peculiar creatures caught on with the community fairly quickly as soon as they were first shown in screenshots of the DLC. As Spirit Eels, there's clearly some overarching concept shared between them and the Spirit Jellyfish, but it's not exactly clear what that may be.
Song used: Gerudo Town - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild OST
Hmm. I see the ||huge dragon|| on the southern part of the map, but I can’t seem to figure out how to get up there. Been trying to find the way up for days now
That's great I love more info on these weird little fuckers
not me sitting here doing math calcs to see if it's worth starting as Vagabond instead of Wretch for the hopefully eventual seamless playthrough i'm going to do with my friends
high odds of yes if you're not using arcane for anything
hmmmm
i think Vagabond is optimal yeah
Confessor and Samurai technically would take less levels to make the build able to use all the weapons but they also have a bunch of waster stat points
also less vigor than Vagabond
yeah the thing about vagabond compared to wretch is five of its levels are right into vigor, so it's really only 3 RLs ahead of wretch unless you were going vigorless for some insane reason
with Vagabond i will need 29 levels to make all the weapons come online and start with higher vigor and less stat waste than Wretch
Wretch also needs 32 levels to make all the weapons work
got some wacky stat reqs
i need 11 fai and int as well as 24 str and 26 dex for everything to work properly
oh yeah if you only need 11 fai/int that's already worth the 9 int/9 fai because you're distributing three fewer points to arcane
Try exploring the dragon pit to the south of Ensis
I’ll check that out next time I start up the game!
IM AT THE LAST FIGHT
ITS SO RAW
HOLY SHIT
||BECOME A LORD, A LORD NOT FOR GODS BUT FOR MEN||
||RAAAAAAAAGHGG I'LL DO IT ANSBACH, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU AND THE OTHERS||
||Thollier’s character arc is also really good||
||realizing in the eleventh hour that you were telling the truth and manning up||
||Bro locked in so fucking hard after realizing you weren't trying to out-simp him and actually were relaying St.Trinas earnest wish||
also wow this guy is a real motherfucker and a half
Hot tip
||Summoning Thiollier and Ansbach doubles his healthbar||
||With both of them he has somewhere around 100k health iirc||
Yeah...
Maybe if they knew how to dodge, or.. did any damage
||Miquella was not playing with making Mohg body Radahn, that man is fucking built different||
They ||Had their moment in the last fight, it's ok grampa, i've been eating the other demigods, you can sit down||
Of the two I'd say ||Thiollier|| is more useful
||he actually frequently applies poison to the boss, I have never seen Ansbach trigger bleed without my help||
||I've seen it multiple times||
||also, he’s still very easy to rot!||
Also the penultimate fight of the dlc might for real be the coolest fight in the game if not one of the coolest in the series
||Those United In Purpose goes hard as hell||
I take it that’s their theme?
aye, but it's also what people call the fight
Ahhhh
Yeah I think that fight is the real emotional and narrative climax of the dlc
the actual final fight is ironically part of the falling action
It’s really interesting that ||Leda|| kinda becomes the villain of the dlc even over ||Miquella or Radhan||
||Ansbach is kinda helping actually, he draws aggro and is fairly aggressive||
So I've noticed something interesting about a certain word choice on Ansbach's part
'Shrive' possibly means what I initially interpreted it as i.e. wipe clean, scourge, etc
But it also means, as its main definition, to offer absolution as a priest does during confession
👀
it is the origin word for 'shrift' as well
and the phrase 'short shrift' was originally about priests giving barely enough time for a condemned person to confess their sins before their execution
So do we think Ansbach is pulling a double meaning here?
I think he is, given Miquella is very, very, very Christlike in the depiction of his actions and his presentation
Actually
This is leading me towards an even bigger fuckin crack theory
Has anyone else heard the theory that the writer of the Poetic and Prose Eddas twisted earlier and now lost depictions of Baldur, a notably youthful, blond of hair, and beloved god to nod at the idea that Baldur is also the Christian God?
Since Baldur is killed, buried, and emerges as the single God after Ragnarok
Yeah I always read that moreso into Godwyn though
Honestly fair
Godwyn being very much the Baldur of the Lands Between
Though I think Miquella being BaldurJesus is strengthened by him literally having crosses
But Godwyn fits much more how Baldur died, i.e. via the only thing able to kill him, something interfered with by his mother, also blond and beloved and youthful etc etc etc
he's definitely more jesus-y than...anyone
Miquella is the latest iteration of the Fromsoft "divine child" archetype
...I feel like I can't use the word "shrive" as my word of the day while the DLC is still new 😔 but I definitely could/should have done that. I didn't know about the confessional aspect; I just remembered it from the DSIII Shriving Stone.
The Monumental, Gwyndolin, Lothric, Kuro, etc.
honestly the word shrive just makes me think of Snuff Out the Light, a cut song from an ancient version of The Emperor's New Groove that ironically never saw the light
the song was recorded but never really used for anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA it's a bop, actually
Here's the deleted song from the Disney movie The Emperors New Groove performed by Eartha Kitt with Lyrics. Eartha R.I.P.
Who is it in DS2 and why is it arguably the Emerald Herald XD
Miquella's a bit of an interesting twist on it because of ||the extent to which he takes total ownership over it. Lothric, although not a major character, was hardly passive, but it was clear he was fighting a pyrrhic battle.||
Because there used to be a child version of her planned for development
So much cut content from darksouls2 that wouldve made it (earthen) peak
Ds2 walked so elden ring could win a marathon
I literally cold guessed it was the Herald lmao
I love the ||charm mechanic|| in the last fight
Does ||Law of Regression|| work on it
i have no clue
||i think only the broken great rune does||
Bawh, but understandable
Also 2024 and still asking Fromsoft to fully heal Torrent when you die and revive
Raw Meat Dumplings 😋
Probably ought to be ground pork
recently rewatched this video and realized something
The Cleanrot Knights are a surprisingly prominent design among Elden Ring's wide cast of enemies, owing to their association with Malenia earning them a place in trailers and other parts of the game's marketing. This association may not be entirely to their benefit though.
Song used: Inside the Deku Tree
(minor enemy spoiler)
||Are the Cleanrot Knights turning into Man-Flies?||
||It stuck out to me that they both have their wings on their lower back||
That... makes something seemingly pointless into something that makes at least a bit of sense.
Side note, but ||I always thought the idea of "twin moons" was weird, because isn't there just one moon? And the explanation is simple: there's one moon in the sky about the Lands Between, and a second moon in the sky about the Land of Shadow.||
Then again, there's plenty of references to ||"the" moon, which implies only one, and maybe the two look the same? I'm not actually sure.||
Maybe there's ||"the" moon and smaller satellites?||
Also we have ||fallen "stars"|| and we know how they look
so who knows about other celestial bodies
[Cerulean Coast Side-Boss]
||What the hell is the Lamenter's special mechanic? He summons a bunch of himself and then I bop a couple, then my character breaks down sobbing and I die? What do I need to do to avoid that?||
||I think, emphasis on think, that every projectile hit they do adds a floating thing around character's head and when it's full you die?||
oh apparently that's wrong
||You get a stack per each living double when they disappear, and when you have enough you die||
||Ah! I see, so I just need to whack-a-mole faster||
||might be a way to not get stacks at all if you find the real one and do enough damage to them, but I'm not sure about that one||
||Just bopping the little guys worked. He has so little HP it wasn't an issue to kill him, I just insta-died to his mechanic the first time||
finally get around to actually finding the whetstone that lets me give something a holy affinity
it's gonna lower the dex scaling on my uchigatana to E
Idris_Elba_Coughing.omif
this feels like it's meant less for a dex/faith build and more for a faith/dex build lol
I'm staring at the various champion equipment trying to resist the urge to buy it all and play fashion souls for a bit
You want Flame Art
If I was more experienced with FromSoft games and in the habit of making video essays, I'd be tempted to make one about how ||Miquella is not a victim, which is especially significant because a significant number of FromSoft bosses are a victim in some way. It's tragic that they were forced into doing something evil, or that their desire to survive and thrive brought ruin upon them and their people, or that they're scrabbling desperately to cling to the last of their power in a world that's forgotten them (or never appreciated them in the first place), or that they're corrupted by some external force into doing harm.||
||And it's usually a bit arguable either way, especially if you consider someone as the victim of their own actions... and maybe it'd seem like that was the case with Miquella if things were presented differently or if we saw his plan enacted and resulting in failure. But Miquella made a plan and, as near as I can tell, enacted that exact plan, and it was working perfectly until we killed him... and maybe it would fail later, but it hadn't failed yet, and that thematically matters.||
That's actually another interesting point about him: ||Miquella is actively doing things over the course of the DLC. Like, he breaks his rune while you're running around. Typically in FromSoft games, we show up to the ruins of an ancient tragedy, with the boss still metaphorically or literally trapped in that horrible moment. They're a lingering vestige of the old world. Miquella? He represents the new.||
mhm
Miquella represents a relatively new trend in Fromsoft villains who actually do stuff
like Genicheerio
and V.II Snail
Gman does very little in Sekiro though
meanwhile, V.II Snail...
Yeah, I was going to say that I didn't know enough about Sekiro but I remember it having the villain Actively Do Things... although it also had much more of an active narrative of Things Happening in general, I feel like?
And I know basically nothing about any of the Armored Core games.
Armored Core is very much NOT the Souls-borne narrative of everything being fucked when you arrive
||Normally the boss is eepy and we turn up to beat them up long afterwards. Instead our ally is eepy and turns up to help us beat the boss up.||
things happen, in major ways, and you are usually the spark that lights the fuse
which game is this spoilers for? Armored Core, or Elden Ring still?
Elden Ring
and in terms of being a reactive character, he goes far enough as to actually respond to what you've done storywise when you see him again
"Your crime is far greater... you ignored me, ignored Arquebus!"
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I need to watch a playthrough of AC6, and shockingly I have not accidentally osmosed a trillion spoilers for it! So that's neat.
listen AC6 is real simple
you snort magic space dust so hard you get a magic space girlfriend
together you go on dates, hang out with Rusty, and then the game suddenly gets quite serious
next thing you know, you're in that Skyrim opening cutscene.
Amazing. I can't wait to figure out what any of that means.
none of this happens before you beat the gatekeeper boss because Balteus is Rubicon's biggest bong hog
Amazing, but at this point I think I'd like to learn absolutely nothing more to be as surprised as possible.
yeah I can't think of any other plot points to summarize incorrectly for humor value
other than the frankly insane terminology they chose for Handler Walter and "The Hound"
fromsoft scientifically determining the most vaguely sexual terminology they can use to rile up the fanbase without getting caught being directly, obviously horny
not urgent (or even particularly important), but does anyone have a good image of the base game statue of Malenia and Miquella?
||Okay, he isn't actually hugging/embracing her. That's actually somewhat reassuring.||
Also... was Malenia carved with only one arm, or did devouts later remove her right arm (for some vague reason I don't know how to explain, but it makes sense that it could be a sign of loyalty/devotion at least in my head)?
it looks like the statue's arm has been ripped off, to me
that's what I thought.
Like... reverse iconoclasm? Or maybe regular iconoclasm, to emphasize her nature as being (literally) rotten, wjoich I suspect some Haligtree residents might be mad about?
Well, when you find her she isn't wearing her arm
I can see her spending most of her time without it
There's something to be said for the statue carvers chosing not to depict such an iconic symbol but
She's a one armed lady
Yeah it might be a deliberate thing, given the overall tenderness of the statues pose, to depict her without her arm and out of any combat gear
It does seem like, judging by the sound she makes putting the arm/the fact she rests without it on it's not something she likes wearing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT982xgMvN4
Streaming some more =3
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I am getting my ass kicked in Haligtree
Sounds like intended gameplay
will say
it's funny how it uses the same elevator
but mountaintops is clearly on top
so like
how is it a secret if the elevator rides past it

it uses the roldevator
like unless it teleports or magics itself somewhere else
it's kinda hard to hide it in hte same shaft
its a couple doors down from whatever fuckery hides the eastern lleyndell tower, so i wouldn't rule out spatial nonsense
DLC spoiler: ||what do y’all think a hypothetical full version of Miquella’s great rune would have done?||
In game? Probably some weird bewitching branch, or stealth effect.
||I wouldn't mind a bewitching branch effect infinite consumable as long as you got a rune arc||
||or a refillable with rests||
Well, is a ||Great Rune, so it would have to be passive. An activated great rune does sound cool though||
||mohg rune lol||
My impression is that the lleyndell entrance is the middle. So normally it just goes up and back to the middle, and the secret medallion takes you all the way down
||When invading with the rune's effect active, the invader gets 3 phantom great runes: which allow the user to apply the blessing to monsters who are within melee range. The first use of the phantom great runes costs health, while subsequent uses have no cost other than the item itself.||
then i guess they forgot to make it go down on the animation
Oh that’s fucking weird
I’ve never looked at that before
I think I saw the word invasion and instantly didn’t care
||When you invade, nearby NPC enemies will follow you up until their usual leash range, you can drag them towards the person you're invading||
seconding this
||also, really interesting that the dlc didn’t add any new great runes, I kinda expected it to add one at least||
oh I like this one
well
||it did||
||you can find miquella's rune all broken||
||it gets rid of charm status, hence the bewitching branch idea||
It’s not mechanically one
but eyha
Or for a less invasion-focused one:
||Killing an enemy instead converts them to your side for like 10-20 seconds before they die.||
||Why not both? Give phantom runes during invade to get enemies to follow you, refillable rune consumable in your world that charms in an AOE instead of a poke||
Or a less just...kinda weird...one.
||+15% to Spirit Summon HP and Damage.||
that sounds busted in a wacky way that I both like and would probably never use
hardly weird
Oh yeah, that was more 'the others are kinda weird'
That's the basic one more in line with most of the others
Mohg rune gives them 30% damage buff and heals for 5% + 60hp
when blood loss occurs within 7m
stacks with exultation if it's a mimic 
By the way
so you can run at your mimic with seppuku and give it a 50% damage buff for free 
Do the base game kindred of rot have the exultation effect on them?
Where they get buffed if you proc rot
yes
Huh
i'm not sure about the ashes
Never noticed that until the dlc to be honest!
Gains increased damage from Scarlet Rot/Poisoned enemies similar to the Kindred of Rot's Exultation talisman
yes
Probably uh
It's dodge move is optimized for players, so will not be able to dodge the majority of enemy attacks.
HAHAHAHA
and then you get hti with a pest thread doing extra damage
Idk why rot is so much scarier mentally than toxic
%hp damage
Malenia's Scarlet Rot inflicts (3.3% Max HP) + 26 per second for 300 seconds. The Swamp of Aeonia's Scarlet Rot inflicts (2% Max HP) + 8 per second for 180 seconds. The Lake of Rot's Scarlet Rot inflicts (2% Max HP) + 30 per second for 180 seconds.
scariest poison is from some enemies
Some enemies that cause poison build-up inflict it for (0.42% Max HP) + 18 per second for 30 seconds, for a total of 12.6% Max HP + 540 damage over its full duration.
poison will probably not kill you
rot is 100% doing to kill you lmao
Is toxic in old DS games not percentage based?
Also I fucking knew the lake of rot had the meanest one
Well, melania’s but
Obviously
no, it just lasted for 10 minutes
in ds1, at least
Ahhh
Also does higher damage usually
(I looked it up)
And reduces stam regen weirdly
ds2 toxic was just poison but like 10x faster
the grave lord sword does toxic?
yes
I guess cause nito was also about disease
that's why it wasn't ass
(Admittedly his disease aspect is pretty heavily downplayed thematically)
i love gravelording for nito (it just spawns some enemies)
YES
I still find it incredibly funny that breaking ||Miquella's charm doesn't make Leda less devoted, it just makes her MORE racist.||
I NEED MORE PATHETIC MEN IN MY GAMES
||I like the interpretation that the reason Leda follows Miquella is because she’s projecting her murderous tendencies onto everyone else and assumes the only way to stop that is for Miq to charm everyone||
||The charm was holding her back from fucking killing everyone out of paranoia induced insanity||
||femboy in bed with racists, in other news grass is green, more at 5 /s||
Yeah it's interesting that ||the enchantment was less to make them all love miq and more just to get them all to get along, only Ansbach did a full 360 post rune break||
||The rest were still pro miq but their various obsessions and doubts caused the team to fracture||
Also I don’t know why, but calling Miquella “Miq” is very funny to me so I’m gonna keep doing it
Hey Miqqy you're so fine
Mike
||Frejya split off to do Radahn grr grr warrior yeah stuff, Thiolliers lean addiction came back, Moore started thinking about m-muther, Leda started looking for the Imposter, so on||
Y'know
I think my game bugged out
because I found one of the ||Brood|| and killed it and ||Moore didn't invade me||
Just learned that Leda will go ||”I am sorry. For speaking to you as a compatriot” during her boss fight. God this girl is petty||
||even Ansbach is more like “i need to get the fuck outta Dodge, Miquella terrifies me”||
friendly mike
||yeah, even then it takes some work on your end for Thiollier and Ansbach to become the Antimiq Party||
I will say the Penultimate Fight is probably actually my favorite moment in the Soulsborne series
will never get over that trailer opening, whadda line
||"I still think the mission bro was preaching is a great idea, but what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck literal mind control what the fuck, i need to get out bros"||
it is the actual peak of emotional resonance the series has ever given me
THERE IS NOTHING MORE TERRIFYING
with that shot, OGH
YEAH
It's absolutely the peak of the DLC At Least
Ansbach is so cool
You either die a red oni or grow old enough to become a blue oni
I'm still so curious about Ansbach dammit, everyone else in the Dynasty is an absolute loon
and then there's this scholarly old angel
What was Mohg's pitch, what was he selling
I think it's more
||it definitely raises a lot of questions about mohg, pre-miquella||
Mohg and by extension all of his followers were less batshit before the Miquella Incident
were they though
I don't rightly see how that works out
I think the pitch for Mohg was similarly a refuge for those who are otherwise outcast
TBH the dynasty folks are selling a good pitch they're just fucking nuts by the time you find them
his seems like it has a big asterisk about blood sacrifice
what if ||ansbach was all 'mwahaha i shall be a lord in the new regime!!!!' but then getting his free will obliterated and restored mellowed him the fuck out||
he does kind of have that outfit tbh, sith lord lookin
me when i shrive clean the hearts of men
Mohgs overarching goal is a new social order with him and those like him at the top
That is, the cursed and downtrodden of this era
All the bespoke dynasty enemies are omens and albinaurics
friendly mike scans like salami dave
Honestly pretty much the same thing “we will be the new Dynasty to rise up and replace the old, casting them down into the dirt they cast us into”
He seems like a big picture kind of guy for sure
Like Miquella isn’t present at all in the pitch Varre gives to you, he’s playing on resentment of the Golden Order and dissatisfaction with the current cultural paradigm
And well, yeah that’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from a guy like Mohg who grew up imprisoned in the capital sewers
||It seems clear to me that before Miquella had charmed Mohg, the blood oath was about establishing a new regime separate from the Order that exists and hunting/killing Finger Maidens only came into it when Miquella realized he could use it as a tool to prevent the rise of a Lord of the previous order||
since like, morgott never really condemns mohg?
Makes Miquella 2 for 2 on fucking up places for the downtrodden, doesn't it
at least not that i can think of
Like visually Mohg’s design says it all. He’s an omen who grew up in the dirt and now, he has power, he has wealth, he has fine clothes, he has a fancy vocabulary and he’s gonna take everything that was denied to him and if you sign on with him, you too can share in the spoils
Mohg's not on the list of traitors, could be a brotherly thing, could be he doesn't rightly know he's doing it
I’d rate Morgott’s ability to accurately gauge somebody’s character as being dogshit
I do figure the blood swamp death cult stuff existed before miq but
Who DOESN'T participate in any kind of horrid mass ritual in the lands between
sure, but he has like
a definitive zealous certainty that's broadly applicable everywhere
His whole deal is being unable to admit to himself that the people he admires unjustly abused him
i can't exactly imagine him not immediately and decisively declaring his brother a traitor to the erdtree and Order
i think the fact that Morgott doesn't refer to Mohg as one of the willful traitors is interesting
if he knew anything
Well there’s… there’s um… err…
and i feel like he knows something
I would trust Morgott solely on his ability to rate whether or not someone is betraying the Order
if he had any kind of inkling about it he would immediately call him a traitor
i trust Morgott's zealotry
if nothing else
exactly, yeah
That’s the only thing he’s got going on that I’d go “yeah he’s cooking”
he would 100% not cover for Mohg if he thought he was doing some fuckshit like all his other siblings
so that conspicuous exclusion is interesting
and adds to the evidence of "it's more complicated than the base game portrayed"
Absolutely ruinous that Morgott is everything the Golden Order wants except he was born different
Mohg is still defending the Three Fingers from interlopers
Yeah I never got the feeling that morgott excluded Mohg cuz he loved him
Considering he actively sealed away his cursed blood and is generally a tight ass
It might just be that mohg was flying under the radar during the shattering
No armies stomping around like the rest
absolute fucking F in chat for Morgott being the perfect Golden Order dude except for the whole Omen thing
He's even a good speaker
Probably figured he was still stuck in the sewers or something
Imagine being LITERALLY "God's Perfect Child" but God in this regard is super racist towards you specifically.
i'm still not 100% on whether the fake mohg is a morgott clone or an actual mohg clone
but yeah
Morgott was a competent king, a brutal swordsman, and a great speaker
Ah but there’s one shortcoming besides that
Morgott Failed, and the Golden Order has only one use for failures, as sacrifices
yeah the Mohg like enemy keeping watch in the sewers to stop people from doing the funny madness is also very interesting
Morgott never got the chance, things failed while he was sidelined, no?
morgott probably wouldn't have failed if he was getting the Mainlined Golden Good Stuff raw from the tap
and also he still successfully defended Leyndell
Godfrey says as much. Stateleness? Loyalty? Faith? There is only one god, one truth, one reality to the Golden Order and that is Power.
It'd be funny if Mohg the Omen was like
The magic equivalent of a dummy under sheets
'okay mohgs still in the sewers cool'
He’s presently ruling Leyndell as the Veiled Monarch when you arrive
As The Last of All Kings, beating everyone to death who even thinks of looking at the tree, he's not exactly leading
I mean the cut content implies that in terms of running the show he’s doing just fine
which cut content?
Morgott’s plan is basically to sit in Leyndell leading a death cult as his army slowly starves to protect the world’s prettiest mausoleum
Honestly that’s what I’m thinking, Morgott is just going “okay good my brother is still in the sewers, I don’t have to sully my family’s name even more by mentioning the second omen child”
Like he’s interfacing with the nobles and stuff
Leyndell is implied to be functioning?
The nobles are wandering around picking runes out of dirt-
not when im done with it babey!!!!!!
everything does kinda point to Morgott kinda just, being the most competent guy out of the siblings considering the fuckshit the rest of them get up to
aside from maybe Ranni i guess
considering the Age of Stars ending
There are zombies in the streets!
I do think it's a little funny they never got rid of the dragon
Just sort of "how do we even start"
There’s a whole cut quest where you get a Leyndell noble on your side and at the end when you kill Morgott he very suddenly goes from “wow Morgott is GOATed tbh” to “AN UNSIGHTLY OMEN?!”
It has a competent defense
But its not a real city. Its got the monuments but none of the life of an actual capital. Morgott traded all the reality of a prosperous reign to protect the “dignity” of a reign that’s already passed
Its a corpse city, going through the motions but devoid of substance.
egh
arguably gameplay shit
i don't think the complete lack of civilians is indicative of there actually being zero civilians left in the whole world
To be fair, he's the person least responsible for decivilizing his zip code
There are. actual zombies. a whole ward is full of ash and misbegotten eating people
well their dogs are eating them
yeah but the Misbegotten are not civilians are they?
its not all bad there's dudes blowing bubbles
they're literally an insurrection
Like go up to many of the buildings in Leyndell and have a look at the doors
They’re overflowing with corpse wax. Leyndell is a tomb. Its a pretty monument that Morgott would move mountains to defend but do nothing to revive.
the cut quest implies that what's going on behind the scenes is that the city is pretty depopulated but Morgott is holding together the last chunk of people and getting them to defend the city (these are the people in the streets trying to kill you) and keep the remnants of the regime intact
yeah but the game does not really portray it like everyone is fucking dead and nothing is left
the most active creatures are little oracle beasts that appear When Things Are Over
Hes explicitly the one dude who didn't flip out and tried to keep the gears turning when Marika disappeared
it would be funny if there were a bunch of nonhostile fodder NPCs everywhere
this yeah
so, you know
but that doesn't really fit how fromsoft does their games
no chaff npcs anywhere
is it he bringing Leyndell back? not really...
civilization to save
but he's holding it together
we just don't see it cause gameplay
doesn't mean we aren't supposed to assume they exist
gripping the frayed ends of the strings of the puppet show
I just don't think that civilization is Leyndell
tfw from adds hornsent civilians to enir-ilim
Its interesting though that there are almost no civilian enemies in Leyndell
you don't install Nepheli as leader of Stormveil to rule over the corpses
that just doesn't make any sense
well Leyendell is obviously depopulated
but to say that Morgott is ruling over nothing but corpses and soldiers does not feel right to me at all
I do believe that it's implied that the civilians of leyndell are hiding in the sealed buildings
In general I assume every NPC being On Sight is usually a gameplay thing
If there's a castle full of dudes that castle is semi functional
there are definitely people in the lands between
Like you think you’d see trashmobs there but no. Aside from a few in the Fortified Manor Leyndell no longer has a civilian class
Everything has been sacrificed to uphold the husk of the Golden Captial.
and it also feels like it in universe is a much bigger place than we see in the game
Give us some doors to knock on or The Saddest Window Fellow then
cause it's kinda like, a decent sized island if you go by the in-game world size
Because Leyndell feels like The Ashen Capital even before you burn the tree
from just doesn't really do that tbh
Nepheli is gonna be taking command of the folks in stormveil, fort Haight, etc
Jarburg is more alive than Leyndell
Bloodborne has a few survivors to talk to
to really hammer home the whole vibe
but Elden Ring is not such a focused experience
Like that big ass moat on the map you can’t actually see or get to in the overworld, that probably used to be a residential district
Some people think it became Deeproot Depths, i personally think Morgott flooded it to serve as a moat, but whatever the case, that district isn’t there anymore.
It'd be COOL if once you did the quest all of stormveil castle becomes non hostile but
Bloodborne has enough behind-the-window NPCs and that one raucous party of laughing people to give the idea that most people are holed up during The Hunt; this is missing from Leyndell and ER in general, but I think that's more a matter of scope having to sacrifice a few details than an indirect statement.
kinda hard to farm crescent axes though
But like if anything Leyndell is more fucked ( in a physical sense ) than Yharnam
Again, a lot of the manor houses in Leyndell are actually sealed up with Corpse Wax
Like it is busted
You do still get stuff
Like Gostoc
Who is implied to just
Work at Stormveil, he's on the payroll
Which implies to me that the residents are dead and Morgott is surreptitiously using them to build gargoyles
if they're all dead why wouldn't he be doing it out in the open?
And Jerren being able to just
Reserve red mane castle for the weekend
Tree doesn't like to see it
nothing to be done about reading the same details differently
Everything about Morgott screams to me that he's riding the ship into the depths as it sinks
Not because he’s squeamish or regretful (they probably died during the siege) but because Morgott is a guy who cares everything about appearance and converting Leyndell into a charnel factory in the open would look undignified
Saluting the flag for queen and country
These places are full of people who can still speak coherently, they just don't in game
Its clear that he is repurposing Leyndell’s dead
The Gargoyles are still there
Explicitly made from corpse wax
Also where the fuck is House Hoslow
Bathing in blood, mostly.
And i think its largely because Leyndell doesn’t have a stable population to recruit from anymore. You’ve got the military, the medical corps, and some conscripted slaves.
They could also be Leyndell Noble Family no. 2744863
true
Everyone who couldn’t fight either died during the siege or was probably pushed out by Morgott
House Hoslow might also be located somewhere in Leyndell as an especially fancy wing for nobles.
yeah i just fundamentally disagree with this interpretation
i think that, based on everything the game displays, we're expected to assume a very real civilian populace
Could also be from outside the Lands Between. Marika’s empire extends beyond it.
across the entire island
We do see a civilian populace. They’re the nobles on the road.
I'm saying this for Leyndell specifically tbh
But also ain't gonna like fight anyone about it
Its explicitly said that they “lost their lands”
We also do see commoners like
Sat down by the fire in stormveil, vibin
They just, for gameplay reasons, go for your neck on contact
tbf that does also seem like an order Godrick would give
The read i get is that Leyndell especially was for the elite of the empire. The demigod lineages and minor monarchs who relocated to the capital and swore allegiance to Marika
The Civilian populace has been killed and denied regeneration by the Erdtree because things are Broken.
So they stagnate and starve to death and live in perpetual torment
In the kitchen even! Fighting you with the salted pork visibly hanging overhead
If anything it seems that Godrick actually has the most civilians under his reign
fuckin somehow
A lot of them might actually be his distant relatives
Who joined him in his flight to Limgrave via the Divine Bridge portal
No one cares about Stormveil
and all the actual fighting and wars weeded out the civilians elsewhere
i'm just saying i'd take my chances in a hermit hovel somewhere
at least Mohg is promising somethin
yes nobles! come here, im the last person who kind of has their shiit together, i wont turn you into an arm i swear
Honestly I think a lot of them are just members of his extended household
The dregs of the Golden Lineage
Too weak to graft, so he presses them into foraging labor
and from outside the Lands Between
where communication is like
pretty fucking sparse, i thought
The Lands Between appears to have been a tribute/pilgrimage destination for the empire beyond, with outsiders entering from the Weeping Peninsula and following the road north from Castle Morne
And those sending them knowing they won't return, according to one of the hoods, yeah?
At least stormveil has a functioning kitchen
Ignore the main hall full of clumps of arms within eye sight
Do you figure the grafted scion patrolling there bugs them for food
The bridge to Liurnia, right next to Godrick’s fortress, is conspicuously broken
So it seems that Godrick of all people is the outside world’s main point of contact with the Lands Between
Swiping the tribute that used to go to Leyndell
And they're all probably working with some very dated and generous portraiture of 'em
Are there even any civilians in the Lands Between
Actually do we even know what lies outside the Lands Between?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he pretended he was the new Ruler in missives with the outside world
We know there’s a civilization beyond yeah
A lot of them seem to be subordinate to Leyndell, at least on paper
The Lands Between seem to serve as a combination of imperial metropole and holy land
Like we know that the Lands Between has teleportation
And an absolute ton of sunken boats
Even Godrick’s flunkies were able to rig up a portal from Leyndell to the Weeping Peninsula
Once upon a time, it seemed that minor miracles were just a given for the nobles who had Grace
Like i wouldn’t be surprised if there are a whole bunch of quality of life sorceries and incantations that are really commonplace that we just don’t see because its not part of ERs gameplay
Though if you look closely it seems that Castle Morne used to actually be a port of some kind
Ships come in, likely past some sort of magic barrier that the Golden Order used to let down for tribute and pilgrims
Its possible that if you don’t have the Big Magic on your side, you can’t actually reach the Lands Between
Or if you can its much harder without Grace
We know the Lands Between has a lot of Freakishly Strong people, we’ve all seen the stat requirements on the lordsworn knight greatshields
Which implies to me that the old noble class had access to quite a bit of magic
Wouldn’t be surprised if that was the big difference between them and the nobility outside the Lands Between
Why are there so many Nobles in the Lands Between anyways
That’s a large part of my argument actually
Where are the FARMS /a joke
I think a lot of those losers we see on the road are actually the old nominal rulers of the various provinces of the empire
Like after Godfrey’s exiled legions finished conquering the lands without, a whole bunch of nobles in the Lands Between got new fiefdoms to administer
With the old, indigenous rulers being feudal subjects
There are more nobles in Limgrave than Commoners
That’s real weird unless you look at the Lands Between in general as the absolute center of the empire, where to be poor the Lands Between is still being richer than most randos outside of it.

