#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)

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frail ferry
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OH YEAH

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theres an elevator somewhere on the ground levelo

limpid peak
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you can get into the backroom of the Specimen Area

frail ferry
limpid peak
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there's two exits to the prayer area, one on the ground floor and one a floor up inside the big building

mellow silo
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So I just run around until I find elevator

limpid peak
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I think the one higher up is the one you need

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uh, you can get to it by parkouring on the roof levels like you did before you drained the water, drop in the hole in the roof onto the rafters, and stay above the ground floor

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there's a bridge in the north-east, I think

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and an elevator there

junior spade
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||with the water drained, go to the second level of the church and find an elevator ||

frozen olive
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found some uh

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horror :)

frail ferry
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||finger maximum?||

frozen olive
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(Big boss spoilers)||just found the fucking mother of fingers, i do NOT like that||

frail ferry
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we're tied rn

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fun fact

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weak to fire

frozen olive
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||fucking Malenia said her second phase was true horror but i think this is infinitely worse||

mellow silo
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Success, I think

tropic stream
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Wait what there's a whole side area behind the dungeon behind dragon man?

frail ferry
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oh yeah

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take the plunge gamer

tropic stream
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pain

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I tried that dungeon

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Saw a magma wyrm was a normal enemy

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and fucked off lol

mellow silo
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Oh that flame knight sword

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NEED

vivid spire
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Specimen storage is great

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They made a library scary as fuck

frail ferry
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oh yeah this is gonna be rough

vivid spire
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WAIT FUCK

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||MESSMER????||

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WHAT THE FUCK

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IM NOT AT THE END YET WAIT

tropic stream
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scrble being the Punisher live on camera

vivid spire
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HOLY SHIT

vivid spire
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I.. wasn’t expecting that

frail ferry
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get lady dimeterscu'd

mellow silo
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Farming for that flame knight Greatsword

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Not a Light GS which is sad, but the DRIP

glossy delta
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I got tired of (boss) ||Putrescent Knight|| and busted out my Malenia cheese lmao
Mimic Tear with only a talisman plus shield with only ekzyke's decay and blood flies slotted

mellow silo
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Got it, that was fast

frail ferry
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i just got out the shield boys and spammed lightning

mellow silo
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Omg it's the size of a zwei

mellow silo
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Oh it's collosal (sad)

vivid spire
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Hmmm

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I’ll go do the Church District then

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And Romina

frozen olive
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HOLY fuck

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i beat ||Midra||

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jfc

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Dung Eater MVP

junior spade
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Friend bought ER for the first time today, gifted them the best level 1 gift ever: martial arts

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also a funny hat cuz you cant be a sick martial artist without a funny hat

steel scroll
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oh god

mellow silo
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Dunno if I should go Quality to use this greatsword

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Larval tear expensive

real shadow
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First try win on Rellana.

junior spade
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Slim da Strong

glossy delta
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The lore for the hat is so funny
||the driftleaf sect uses these to physically prevent themselves from looking into other peoples eyes else they form a, god forbid, emotional connection||

junior spade
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YEAH

frozen olive
junior spade
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btw freyja hows it feel that someone in the dlc commited identity fraud on you

real shadow
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I basically got her stuck in the 3-way beatdown between me, mimic, and Leda.

steel scroll
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i bet dryleaf has the prettiest eyes

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they are probably extremely ||edible||

frail ferry
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maybe youre the fraud

mellow silo
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Gonna do a guts cosplay perhaps

tropic stream
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FUCK

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Oh my god I would have beaten her if I knew that

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Angy

mellow silo
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But specifically the version of guts with the coolass hat from Golden Age

tropic stream
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Or

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Do you mean his helmet?

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Which

mellow silo
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Have you read berserk?

tropic stream
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Is just a cuirassier helmet with the hammered plume shorn off lol

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No I have not

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I have seen the Golden Age movies and have had the song memed to death to me

frozen olive
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i may need to stop being a carian knight if this weapon is as cool as i want it to be

mellow silo
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The one specific scene in Golden Age during the party where Griffith kills the queen

tropic stream
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Huh, interesting

junior spade
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HUH? (spoilered message i found)

limpid peak
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yeah, I left that area as soon as I got the map fragment

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I'll come back, but it's too spooky

glossy delta
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I have
(side quest spoilers)
||Figured St. Trina Out 👀||

frozen olive
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oh shit

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nice

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gj

umbral portal
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||Get so high you die and can talk to them||

frozen olive
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me and my friend were working on that

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ok i have three things i can do now

steel scroll
frozen olive
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||Fight Scadutree Avatar, fight Bayle the Dread and fight Messmer The Impaler||

twilit path
mellow silo
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Rogier Hat time

twilit path
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Oh I scrolled down. Yes!

mellow silo
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Or Dryleaf. Unsure

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Dryleaf is more Mozgus vibe

twilit path
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Dryleaf is incredibly mozgus coded

umbral portal
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At least I think those are the last three

tropic stream
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I DODGED (boss move spoiler) ||CARIAN SOVEREIGNTY|| LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

left willow
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I really do not like the scorpion/spider things in the first dungeon/castle/thing. 0/10 would not recommend

junior spade
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There's a few more in some other places, as a warning

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Not a lot

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but they do pop up

umbral portal
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Yeah the moment I saw those I knew someone would get Arachnophobia

vivid spire
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I’m gonna say it buddy. Mohg sucks and I’m glad he’s dead.

tropic stream
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Oh my god she’s so cool

steel scroll
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i dunno, we dont get there until ||michael charmed him. maybe his dynasty of ritual blood sacrificers had some real good policies on infrastructure||

umbral portal
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||Yeah he wasn't the best guy but Miquella did basically groom him, not the other way around||

mellow silo
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Time to respec, full Strength/Faith time

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I'm using this Flame Knight Sword

umbral portal
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another convert

mellow silo
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Never used a collosal before, so this should be interesting

steel scroll
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i respecced dex to str to use that fuckin sick ||lightning axe|| from the scorpion cave

grave plinth
steel scroll
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||i would join worse religions if i was guaranteed massive fuckin wings at the end of it||

stone cove
mellow silo
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Do I even bother with 60 Vig?

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How much can I afford to lose without getting too weak

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55 Vig might be workable

tropic stream
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Anyone have any tips for like, sealing the deal with ||Rellana|| for lack of a better word

frail ferry
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i dont believe whoever said messmer has oppenings

tropic stream
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My summon and Leda get me riiiiight there

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And then they die

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And I just can't keep up with her uh

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undivided attention

stone cove
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55 is even better if y ou're abusing rune arcs and Godricks rune

tropic stream
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I think I might just

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need to bite the Mind tax to let me use Tiche again lmao

stone cove
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50 VIG is 1704 hp, 55 is 1814, 60 is 1900

mellow silo
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Alright I've got 55/15/25/60/16/16/40/9

stone cove
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So you gain 110 hp from 50-55, but only 86 from 55-60

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It's not nothing, 86 hp is a decent amount

mellow silo
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Can't lose more int sadly, starting class

grave plinth
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Major endgame spoilers ||man, i can’t believe Miquella blew up his own faction because he was desperately thirsty for Radhan||

mellow silo
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Tag your spoilers peeps

glossy delta
mellow silo
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Now let's figure out Ash Of War

stone cove
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Wing Stance is really nice because the leap is a jump

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so it goes over anything that sweeps et

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cotoh if you get hit inthe air you faceplant very hilariously

mellow silo
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Any recommendations if I want to do as many swings as possible for a Collosal?

stone cove
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Stormcaller, Spinning Strikes, Sword Dance, Wild Strikes, Savage Lion's Claw

mellow silo
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Collosal get absolute shit, I'm realizing

frail ferry
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i stg if messmer forces me to respec

mellow silo
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Savage Lion is good though

stone cove
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Oh, right

mellow silo
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Gotta get some perfumes

stone cove
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Prelate's Charge

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Though that cant be used on Colossal swords.

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but for axes/hammers

umbral portal
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Holy shit (Abyss spoilers) ||The Eye things are terrifying||

vivid spire
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Hmm

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Anyone on Xbox willing to help out

frozen olive
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desperately need the madness boluses

junior spade
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this game is an actual horror game now

vivid spire
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Or do y'all play PC

frozen olive
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but they are annoying as fuck to craft

umbral portal
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The Abyss is scary

glossy delta
# junior spade this game is an actual horror game now

OH MY GOD
||When I went to the Manse I went around the side because I was Frightened and only saw them from the back||
||I thought they were BIRDS for some reason||
||And I was like 'oooo, scary line of birds with frenzy flame eyes||

frozen olive
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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||I KILLED THE SCADUTREE||

umbral portal
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Very weird boss, that one

frozen olive
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it was no match for ||Midra's Flame of Frenzy||

tropic stream
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Okay so I feel like beating ||Rellana|| is now a battle of just

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Executing

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But I can’t rn I’m too hopped up lmao

frozen olive
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i managed to ||take down the first phase of the boss with a SINGLE cast of Midra's Flame of Frenzy||

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absolutely fucking INSANE

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now i just need to kill ||Dread Bayle|| and i will be ready to go ||fight Messmer and unseal that tree||

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||found out how to listen to St.Trina||

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||also i may have uh, killed Thiollier||

glossy delta
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Does anyone know how to get to the regions ||east of the shadow keep||
Particularly ||the big building shaped like an upside down t||

frozen olive
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||Taking some more hits of the gamer girl bath water to commune with St.Trina||

umbral portal
glossy delta
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Oh for gods sake
I was willing to put money on that being a suicide hole and you would just wind up ||getting into that cave from some other direction later||

frozen olive
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(massive story spoilers)||"You must kill Miquella and grant him forgiveness", yeah i called that one fr||

glossy delta
mellow silo
umbral portal
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||I'm scared to go back to the final boss cause they keep kicking ym ass||

steel scroll
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||fromsoft npcs when they learn you can forgive someone with words instead of killing them -> SCshocked||

frozen olive
umbral portal
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||Miquella is like, a groomer||

frozen olive
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||like genuinely talking would be meaningless after Miquella divested themself of literally everything||

umbral portal
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||as insane as that may sound given everything||

frozen olive
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||like, Miquella even divested themself of their ability to feel love||

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||that's pretty fucking bad||

frozen olive
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also

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fighting ||Bayle again||

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and ||Igon fucking screaming his hatred for Bayle is oddly motivational||

umbral portal
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||Are you using the anti-Dragon Great Katana||

frozen olive
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yes

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it's not doing fantastic damage but i am

real shadow
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||Death Knight got hands.||

tropic stream
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Well well well (location spoiler)

mellow silo
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Good luck landing the fall

tropic stream
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I mean

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There's overhanging buildings?

mellow silo
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Does the DLC have eye alterations

junior spade
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Abyss Boss spoilers: ||the Midra fight might be my fave in the dlc so far, really cool fight, AMAZING music||

frozen olive
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ok starting to do well against ||Dread Bayle||

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i can do this

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||BAYLE IS KILL LETS GO||

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||now i only need to kill Messmer the Impaler||

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||now it's just fucking Messmer left baby, it's TIME||

mellow silo
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Where is the two-handing talisman

grave plinth
umbral portal
tropic stream
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Well... (story spoilers)

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F*ck

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Also has anyone noticed the second text box that says ||And with it, a powerful charm||?

mellow silo
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Go talk to Leda

tropic stream
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OH?

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WOAH

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WOAHWOAHWOAH

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PUMP THE BRAKES CHAMP (story spoilers)

vivid spire
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Oh shit

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||Mohgs corpse as a soulless shell??||

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I..

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My hope for a good ending is fading fast

glossy delta
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I've learned something revolutionary
(weapon spoilers) ||beast claws get their own version of dynasts finesse as a weapon art||

vivid spire
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I hate mohg. But…

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He doesn’t deserve this.

grave plinth
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Yeah

tropic stream
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Okay who should I suggest lmao

vivid spire
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||My faith in Miquella is crumbling. And I don’t like it||

grave plinth
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Endgame spoilers ||turns out Mohg isn’t the worst demigod||

mellow silo
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Don't kill mah boy

glossy delta
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Thollier (quest spoilers, but not for the quest being discussed) ||is addicted to Lean alas 😔||

vivid spire
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My ideals are crumbling fast

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Fuck

grave plinth
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In retrospect this (endgame spoilers) ||revelation is entirely in-line with how the demigods are presented in the base game. Rykard is too good to be true, Mohg is too good to be true, even Our Exquisite Lady Ranni is pretty amoral and ruthless. Why should kind Miquella be any different.||

frozen olive
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locked into fierce combat with ||Messmer the Impaler, he is beating my ass, but Dung Eater is helping||

umbral portal
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||the DLC even makes him.more of one||

grave plinth
# umbral portal ||Radahn is still the OG though||

||yeah, which is why at the start of the game he’s a near mindless beast who’s only coherent goal is desperately trying not to crush Leonard. If he were his paragon lucid self he’d have ruined the theme||

frozen olive
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jfc ||Messmer's fucking combo's absolutely ruin my hp||

umbral portal
vivid spire
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Wait

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vivid spire
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They want to ||revvive Radahan||

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I mean that doesn’t seem too bad

frozen olive
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???

vivid spire
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Idk god I’m having mixed feelings

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I don’t wanna jump to crazed conspiracy conclusions

frozen olive
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||doesn't seem too bad, how is that not too bad, they mention eternal war for him iirc it's pretty bad||

umbral portal
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||revive radahn and turn him into a mind controlled or mindless puppet||

grave plinth
vivid spire
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I can’t click that

frozen olive
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dread it, run from it, greatsword and buffs arrives all the same

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doing the same thing i did to defeat Malenia, going full monkey mod

grave plinth
# umbral portal ||and is mind controlled by Miquella when he gets brought back||

Endgame spoilers ||the worst part is that this whole debacle is completely unnecessary. Even if Miquella needed an enforcer to be his Elden Lord equivalent then he already had the most dangerous killstick on the planet in the form of Malenia. The whole song and dance with Mohg and Radhan is in essence a childish tantrum from a man who is entirely unaccustomed to having his every whim catered to||

frail ferry
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god does anyone know how to get up to the stone archer in the ruins

junior spade
umbral portal
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||Miquella specifically ordered Malenia to kill Radahn||

junior spade
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Did i miss that somewhere

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I thought the reason was Unknown

grave plinth
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||i think the plan was to have her assassinate him so Miquella can then put his soul in Mohg’s body. Except she failed to actually kill him and instead murdered an entire region for nothing. ||

||Given how Malenia is described as having a lot of dignity and restraint i wouldn’t be surprised if Miquella had a hand in pushing her to lose control||

umbral portal
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||Yeah, taht;'s what I recall reading. Just forget from where.||

junior spade
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The dlc lore is so nice

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I love all the extra textures

frozen olive
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man ||Messmer is so fucking difficult||

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he ||punishes any fucking dodge fail so fucking harshly||

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||he gets one combo off and it's just over||

stone cove
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Also, i'm mildly grumpy. Writeu p a short effort post on why Elden RIng's camera is bad.

Someone in reply. "I think you're overthinking this. It's bad because it's bad"

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just

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...No, things are bad for reasons

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They arent just bad because they're bad!

glossy delta
stone cove
tropic stream
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Killed the ||fuckoff big read bear||

stone cove
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You can literally iframe through and nothing personal kid people

stone cove
mellow silo
tropic stream
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Meh

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It doesn't fit with my drip

grave plinth
frozen olive
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still trying to make it past ||Messmer||

mellow silo
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Speaking of drip...

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Just can't stay away from depraved perfumer armor

tropic stream
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I have now made bear drip

mellow silo
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Nice

frozen olive
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LETS GO

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I GOT ||FUCKING MESSMER||

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GET OWNED

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||KNIGHTS LIGHTNING SPEAR GOATED||

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also ||Flowerstone Gavel FUCKS in combination with it||

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||that debuff against Lightning damage is INSANE||

mellow silo
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Need to find that spell now that I have more FAITH

frozen olive
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||i defeated Messmer first try as soon as i put it on and i had 7 healing left and Dung Eater just barely had like a fourth of his health left||

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this is a fucking CRACKED combo

junior spade
frozen olive
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ok, time to ||burn that sealing tree behind Church of the Bud!||

tropic stream
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Okay but this works tho

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Weird sword priest vibes

grave plinth
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Lost Sinner drip

frozen olive
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got the Carian blade dancer drip(spoilers for remembrance boss armor)

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so fucking happy i managed to win

tropic stream
frozen olive
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oh wait

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i forgot to ||fight the divine lion at Belurat||

junior spade
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Lmaoooo

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Howd you do that

frozen olive
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i just haven't got there

stone cove
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@junior spade oh fuck I think I know what happened to ||the others from Marika's village||

frozen olive
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genuinely have no idea where to go in ||Belurat||

stone cove
junior spade
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Nah

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yeah nah

junior spade
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The lore items dont support that

frozen olive
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def not it i don't think

junior spade
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Hit me with your revelation Eso

vivid spire
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Found ||Manus Meytr||

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What the fuck does ||Hurt the little boy mean||

frozen olive
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excellent question

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# junior spade Hit me with your revelation Eso

a) ||some ghost npc in Bonny Village says something like 'nigh-sainthood awaits you in the jar. that's the lot for you shamans.' Marika is from the Shaman Village||
b) ||description for the Greatjar headgear: "Attire of the shamans who perform their worship at gaols. (...) They offer their prayers to the innards of the greatjars, such that they might be reborn one day into sainthood. This is the cycle of death and rebirth, taken into the hands of mortal men."||
c) ||description for the Tooth Whip, which inflicts poisoned wounds: "As the wounds ripen they grow inflamed and ooze pus. The flesh of shamans was said to meld harmoniously with others."||

junior spade
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Oh no

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my theory is

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||originally the Shamans were just performing rites for the jar process, but then somebody had the idea to just use them directly||

junior spade
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Waste not want not

vivid spire
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I haven’t even finished the game ahhh

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I can’t click

junior spade
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Neither have i no worries

vivid spire
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SEA MONSTER

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WHAT THE FUCK

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# junior spade Waste not want not

it could've been done ||by, or at the behest of, the Hornsent of Belurat/the Spiral Tower. they're super obsessed with the Crucible and evolution, and the whole Living Jar thing is 'the cycle of death and rebirth, taken into the hands of mortal men.' that could be why Marika ordered her Messmer to commit such a hideously violent purge against them.||

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also, tiny note from an item you get for defeating Messmer:

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just a single sentence

junior spade
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Im digging it

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that feels like

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everything falling into fucking place

mellow silo
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||"Messmer, much like his younger sister, bore a vision of fire."||

stone cove
vivid spire
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||MUCH LIKE HIS YOUNGER SISTER||

junior spade
vivid spire
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Wait does this lead to the ||abyss||

mellow silo
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junior spade
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MICHAEL ZAKI

stone cove
frozen olive
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||Melina has to be the younger sister||

vivid spire
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I’m scared I want to help people and fix everything

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But I don’t think I’ll be able to

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The DLC ending is considered the true ending right

junior spade
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Itll be okay scrble

vivid spire
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Uh

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Are you sure

junior spade
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Nah its not the story ending, thats still like, beating radagon and stuff

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This is a weird side thing

vivid spire
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Oh

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But are you sure

frozen olive
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hah

junior spade
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So you can still fix the elden ring how you like it

vivid spire
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Messmer seems awful

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But I don’t want Miquella to be just as bad

junior spade
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He is, yeah, he's got a lot going on

vivid spire
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What would I even be fighting for at that point

junior spade
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Uuuuh idk to play vidya game i guess

vivid spire
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Hmm

junior spade
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But again I think labeling the driving forces in elden ring as good/bad isnt helpful, its all very complicated and multi-faceted

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everybody has their own idea of what's good

stone cove
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To make a better world is what you'd be fighting for.

Of the endings in the base game, three seem solid - Golden Order, Duskborn and Stars

real shadow
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Dancing Lion down first try.

stone cove
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Though I'm suspicious of GO

grave plinth
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LET CHAOS! TAKE! THE WORLD!

rich lintel
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man i really should switch off milady so i can experience all the new shit in the dlc

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but it’s so fun

junior spade
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I like milady but she just doesn't hit hard enough and these shits have too much poise/hyperarmor

frozen olive
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defeated dancing lion first try lmao

junior spade
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Bleed milady rules tho 100%

mellow silo
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Can I get some summon support on Storehouse, Fourth Floor, in the Black Keep?

frozen olive
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after i defeated ||Messsmer||

mellow silo
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Also yeah, Dancing Lion was surprisingly easy

vivid spire
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Is there any good faith weapons

frozen olive
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yes

mellow silo
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Unable To Summon Cooperator
Goddamn it

junior spade
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I found a pair of faith axes i really enjoyed

mellow silo
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I really hope they patch this to be better, the summons are horrid

vivid spire
junior spade
frozen olive
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made it to (big progression spoilers) ||Enir Ilim||

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i have formed a thesis that ||the Miquella is the reason Haligtree sucks so much because Enir Ilim is just as foul with its enemies||

mellow silo
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Met ||messmer||

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He definitely has hands

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Firedrake talisman time

frozen olive
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also it's really funny that ||Rellana has dual blade SoNaF||

mellow silo
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Sword Of Night And Flame but it committed mitosis

grave plinth
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Sword of Night and Sword of Flame

tropic stream
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Has anyone also found (location spoilers) ||Rannath’s Rise||?

mellow silo
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Yup

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Cannon time

vivid spire
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Is it the flooded. Church

tropic stream
mellow silo
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You'll see

tropic stream
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I mean idk if I will cuz idk what the puzzle solution is lol

mellow silo
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Puzzle solution: ||the key to unlock the spirit spring in behind a hidden wall within the tower||

junior spade
mellow silo
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I have achieved DRIP with this character, Inquisitor Trila

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Dane Hat is so fuckin cool

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Why the hell does Messmer sound so incomprehensibly bored when he kills you

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Like dude... not cool

tropic stream
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There's a statue that requires a certain gesture

mellow silo
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Yeah I never cracked that one. Don't have the gesture in question

frail ferry
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oh good lord ||radahn|| is fast

mellow silo
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Ok so ||Messmer|| actually seems pretty fair so far. Probably has a phase two to fuck me up with though

frozen olive
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this DLC is so fucking crazy

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it's so wild to experience it blind

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the only complaint i have is that Miyazaki is hiding the fucking incantations from me

frail ferry
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honestly i like the second phase more

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no wonder i couldnt figure out how to get to the ruins of unte

#

another nickle for barely visible paths

frozen olive
#

Still waiting to potentially find the ||Mohg-like enemy and potentially Radahn in Enir Ilim||

#

I just got there

#

But it ||seems like the finale area of the DLC||

rich lintel
real shadow
#

Fuck that stupid fucking hippo.

frozen olive
#

Correct

#

Also ||Rellana's swords are honestly super fun||

#

The GOAT of the DLC so far has been ||knights lightning spear||though

#

Absurdly good

vivid spire
vivid spire
#

I can’t beat the ||Lion||

#

How do I fight the deathblight

vivid spire
frozen olive
#

||Knights Lightning Spear is in the Scorpion River catacomb||

rich lintel
frozen olive
#

If you wanna go grab it

rich lintel
#

the move set is bangin tho

junior spade
rich lintel
#

i might take some points out of vig to make a fun carian built

frozen olive
#

I can't wait to beat ||Rellana|| with my main character who is a Cold sorcerer

rich lintel
#

does the ash scale with faith and int?

#

i assume the flame is faith and the wave beam is int

frozen olive
#

I NEED her ||Moon incantation||

rich lintel
#

real

frozen olive
#

Especially cause my main character is a Carian cold sorcerer

#

So that spell would fit PERFECTLY with her moveset

rich lintel
#

jesus C scaling across the board i might actually have to pick that up

frail ferry
#

man i just got fucking edge guarded

mellow silo
#

How did you get edge guarded in a game with no ledge grabs

frail ferry
#

i was jumping across a gap and the fucker on the other side sniped my mid air so i lost all momentum and plumeted

mellow silo
rich lintel
junior spade
frail ferry
#

it was one of those jeff goldblum in the fly bastards

mellow silo
#

Ah, it all makes sense now

frail ferry
#

fun fact

mellow silo
#

Thanks for clearing that up discord user myrrduck

frail ferry
#

theres an eastern nameless mausoleum

mellow silo
#

Whitegaol Knight

frozen olive
glossy delta
#

I gave ||midra|| a few tries
Funnily enough my best attempt was with the beast claws
They are very awkward feeling but actually legit
But
I will save him for later I think
He may be a bonus boss

frail ferry
glossy delta
#

Indeed!

#

Also the eastern nameless mausoleum has some of the coolest armor in the game, I'm in love
Which is unfortunate because ||it also makes you take way more damage||

frozen olive
#

I used one of the items you can get from that boss to absolutely destroy another one

frail ferry
#

do or die ho

rich lintel
#

but i already get like 3 shot by everyone so i’m not tryna make that worse

glossy delta
frozen olive
#

My friend used that armor for ages without realizing

#

Veru funny stuff

frail ferry
#

one blow, one blow is all it takes

#

wait does that affect sorceries

glossy delta
#

On the other hand
If you are already constantly getting 3 shot
Perhaps you should open your mind to violence and constantly get 2 shot instead

frail ferry
#

the kamehameha may have gotten even better

frozen olive
rich lintel
frozen olive
#

||not only that, it was the first phase||

glossy delta
junior spade
#

What is wing stance

frozen olive
#

||you can very realistically kill the Scadutree with three incantation casts||

mellow silo
#

Tell me. Is Messmer a single healthbar boss, or a double bar boss

frail ferry
#

single

mellow silo
#

Thank god

frozen olive
#

Gotta say

rich lintel
frozen olive
#

Spear incantations in fromsoft games go too hard

junior spade
#

Where did you get wing stance

glossy delta
# frail ferry wait does that affect sorceries

Also it doesn't specify, I imagine it at least affects weapon arts though
Were I doing quality rather than Arcane I'd be rolling around with Granssax's Bolt, Alexander's Shard, and Radagon's Icon (maybe lightning scorpion charm) and just shooting people with a railgun before they aggro

mellow silo
#

It's in a tower in Ensis Castle, from the boss checkpoint

frozen olive
#

Pulling a bolt of lightning or sunlight or whatever out of the air and throwing it is so fucking cool

glossy delta
#

I just wish it had an Incantation equivalent honestly
Granssax itself looks a lil silly

rich lintel
junior spade
#

Ill have to go re-explore

frozen olive
#

Bolt of Granssax being dex always kills me dead

#

Also ||Bayle's incantations are fucking Arc kill me please||

real shadow
#

Oh goddddd ||WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE JARS||

frail ferry
#

dragon comunion moment

frozen olive
#

||it took me so many tries to kill Bayle and i got nothing from it basically||

real shadow
#

Same lmao

rich lintel
frozen olive
#

Only the ||Dragon Man transformation item i guess||

frail ferry
#

my dragon build is going in next and is gonna have a hell of a time

frozen olive
#

I haven't used it yet

frail ferry
#

i imagine its similar to the last 3

real shadow
frozen olive
#

||Ancient Dragon Man is still hilarious||

mellow silo
#

What are ||Messmer's weaknesses||

frail ferry
#

statuses

#

bleed frost rot the works

#

also not too hard to poise break

mellow silo
#

Also. Do consumables refund when you're a summon?

vestal night
#

now have all the maps except for the middle right
yet to fight a single major boss still lmao

frail ferry
#

fun fact that middle right part is obtuse as hell to get to if you dont see it the first time

mellow silo
#

Fun...

#

I wanna get to the big ass southeast mountain

vestal night
frail ferry
#

do you want a hint

mellow silo
#

Sure

vestal night
frail ferry
#

check by that

frail ferry
mellow silo
#

||Suppressing Pillar?||

frail ferry
#

yep its real close to it

vivid spire
#

FOUND THE KNIGHT

mellow silo
#

Adventure Time

vivid spire
#

@junior spade

vestal night
#

I've mostly been staying out of the legacy dungeons for now
just roaming around and gathering some scadutree fragments

#

I am at level 7 blessing now

mellow silo
#

Any hint on what I should be looking for?

frail ferry
#

its below the tower

vestal night
#

also side note
what's with the DLC and constantly giving out like low to mid level upgrade materials

#

it's just weird

frail ferry
#

for new weapons

vestal night
#

I guess
but I can just buy smithing stones too

frail ferry
#

if you have the bells yeah

vivid spire
#

I got the aces

#

Never saw myself as much of a melee person

frail ferry
vivid spire
#

I like the incantations but maybe the axe ash of war is fun

#

Can someone convince me to do melee as a person who disdains physical combat and has a poor leg

#

I play mages constantly

frail ferry
#

cool swords

#

and hammers

mellow silo
#

Can't find anything pain

vestal night
#

I have yet to find a single new sorcery I think

vivid spire
#

I used guides

vestal night
#

okay no that's not quite true
I did find one of the necromancy ones

vivid spire
#

Found one incant by accident

mellow silo
#

My immediate thought was to send the elevator up and see if there's something in the pillar, but nothing

vivid spire
#

Do you eventually get the same ones the Flame Knights use

frail ferry
mellow silo
#

Then I checked the immediate area around the pillar, still nothing

frail ferry
#

ok check a bit down the road

#

and west

junior spade
vivid spire
#

The ign list is incomplete

#

How many Miquella themed incantations can you get?

#

IGN lists only like six new incantations in total

junior spade
#

Ive found uh... a small handful

vivid spire
#

And the wiki is still in progress

frozen olive
#

I haven't seen as single miquella incant so far

#

I've seen two ||messmer|| ones

mellow silo
#

I've seen a few Miquella incants

frozen olive
#

Damn

#

I've been absolutely fiending for incants and not found all that many

mellow silo
#

I found Multilayered Ring Of Light on a Leonine Misbegotten in Stone Coffin Fissure

junior spade
#

Pretty cool spell

vivid spire
#

And the floating skull

#

I like Ring of light

#

I hope they didn’t just add five new incantations

#

That would suck majorly

junior spade
#

I cant confirm cuz i refuse to wiki rn but i saw inadvertently theres A Lot

vivid spire
#

I’ve found six so far

#

I like the fire rain one it’s fun

frail ferry
#

||"the spectral steed is frightemed"|| TF DOES THAT MEAN FROMSOFT

vivid spire
#

||Leda please don’t do this||

vivid spire
#

||Theres more to life than fervor||

#

||LEDA YOU DONT HAVE TO KILL MIQUELLA WOULDNT WANT THAT||

junior spade
#

Its worth it tho its got such a cool area ending

frozen olive
#

I'm excited to find out just what the fuck is up with Miquella

#

Especially (major story spoilers)||after St.Trina asked me to KILL Miquella||

junior spade
#

|| "Divinity is a cage" is fun ||

frozen olive
#

||Not just that but kill and forgive Miquella||

frail ferry
frozen olive
#

It is yeah

#

But yeah

frail ferry
#

unless its absolutley fucking terrifying

frozen olive
#

Something fishy is going on in Denmark so to speak

vivid spire
#

Hmm

#

I still need to fight the Putrescent Knight

#

Just can’t get how to fight him though

frozen olive
#

It's looking to be interesting as fuck

frail ferry
#

dont silksong me

frozen olive
#

Go grab ||Knights Lightning Spear|| and use it, it gets ||extra damage cause the Putrescent Knight is in water||

#

It worked a treat for me

mellow silo
#

Practically committed bird genocide in my search, still no answer

junior spade
mellow silo
#

How fuckin obscure is this

vivid spire
junior spade
#

Thats what I used

frozen olive
vivid spire
frozen olive
#

What Lion

vivid spire
#

The deathblight BODIES me

tropic stream
#

So I found (boss) ||Gaius||

vivid spire
#

Knights spear is locked behind fighting the second Divine Lion right

frozen olive
#

No

frail ferry
frozen olive
#

Not at all

tropic stream
#

It's cool that he's v obv an homage to Twilight Princess Ganondorf

frail ferry
#

it makes it so much more fun

tropic stream
#

But

#

Wow

#

What a c*nt

frozen olive
#

It's not even the same place

frozen olive
junior spade
vivid spire
#

Oh wait it’s not

#

I need to defeat Romina I think

frail ferry
vivid spire
#

Because I haven’t gotten the map for that area yet

tropic stream
#

How do you get down there?

frozen olive
#

That is an excellent question

junior spade
#

I can explain tomorrow when im not on my phone

frozen olive
#

Moorth ruins i think

mellow silo
#

Eeehh, I have scoured the entire surrounding area of the tower multiple times, and found absolutely nothing

frozen olive
#

You gotta go to Moorth

mellow silo
#

I'm beginning to lose hope

frozen olive
#

I'm fairly sure

frozen olive
junior spade
#

Which tower, Ballistic?

frail ferry
#

dragons pit

#

gimmie a sec

mellow silo
#

You're kidding me

#

It's the dragon pit?

frail ferry
#

oh yeah

mellow silo
#

Why didn't you tell me that pain

frail ferry
#

that isnt the only mini dungeon that leads to a whole ass area in this game

frozen olive
#

Half the dungeons lead to random massive areas

frail ferry
#

i figured if you found it you would explore it

mellow silo
#

I tried lol and got scared off by skeles

frail ferry
#

use holy

mellow silo
#

Round two I suppose

frail ferry
#

they HATE HOLY

junior spade
#

Honestly its a very cool way to incentivize exploring

#

When in doubt: just run fastz

frozen olive
#

Yup

#

@vivid spire here is a video guide if you want to get there quick: ||https://youtu.be/3lCyrnVmcu8?si=J2jtUfQpn1YF0ABJ||

How to get to Scorpion River Catacombs from Moorth Ruins in Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree
Start Moorth Ruins Site of Grace to Ancient Ruins Base ,Temple Town Ruins, Ravine North, Scorpion River Catacombs
timeline: Where to find Scorpion River Catacombs
0:05 Moorth Ruins Site of Grace
2:21 Ruis Base
2:33 Ancient Ruins Base
3:48 Map Rauh ruins...

▶ Play video
#

I just found it while exploring so i couldn't quite remember how i got there

frail ferry
#

go fuck yourself Miyazaki

frozen olive
#

Was just throwing ahit at the wall until something worked

mellow silo
#

Alright I already hate this place

#

My +24 holy greased flame knight colossal Greatsword is doing basically nothing

frail ferry
#

did you pick up sacred blade

frozen olive
#

What are you fighting

frail ferry
#

the dragon skeletons

frozen olive
#

Oh

#

Did you find ||Ancient Dragon Man||

mellow silo
#

A big cleaver skeleton, literally the first guy in the dungeon

frozen olive
#

He has a very useful item

#

Oh a normal skelly

frail ferry
#

thats at the end of the dungeon

junior spade
#

I recommend Run Fast

#

I didn't fight any of those shits

frail ferry
#

i had a hammer so holyy it 2 shot them

frozen olive
#

Fight7ng skelly boys is ass

frozen olive
#

I just ran past most of them

frozen olive
mellow silo
#

I found the way to the boss door by employing the holy technique of exploration by suicide

frozen olive
#

It's gonna be fucking weird going back to finish the base game after this i think

mellow silo
#

Ancient Dragon Man, huh?

junior spade
#

Hes ancient

#

Hes dragon

#

Hes man

frozen olive
#

Probably going to try to actually beat whatever the hardest boss ends up being solo

#

I've just been using Dung Eater and Mimic Tear for every boss

#

But i gotta get the flex of beating them solo

atomic jetty
#

god, found the most kojima ass named invader

#

||ancient dragon-man||

frail ferry
#

read above

atomic jetty
#

loool

frozen olive
#

my favourite guy

#

I am the #1 ||Ancient Dragon Man|| fan

#

Best character in the dlc easily

mellow silo
#

Why does he have hands

frozen olive
#

He's ancient

junior spade
mellow silo
#

Man just slapped the shit outta me

frozen olive
#

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

frail ferry
#

eh im just an ancient dragon fan

mellow silo
#

Is he a meme because he's hard

frail ferry
#

no the name

#

like cmon

frozen olive
#

Just the name

mellow silo
#

I was struggling to get him down to half, and then he fuckin flasked

atomic jetty
#

its just the name yeah

frozen olive
#

Nothing else

frail ferry
#

stagger lock him

frozen olive
#

I think i beat him first try

atomic jetty
#

truly he is a die hard man

mellow silo
#

Stagger lock works well, yeah

#

But holy

frozen olive
#

||Knights Lightning Spear|| is disgustingly good

#

He also drops a god tier item

mellow silo
#

Man has ridiculous tankiness

junior spade
#

He has some Lore

frozen olive
#

That you WILL need

frail ferry
#

the modern stormbreaker

#

or whatever it is called

#

stormruler thats it

frozen olive
frail ferry
#

stormbreaker is thors big fuck off axe

frozen olive
#

Later being (Boss spoilers)||The Dread Bayle||

frail ferry
#

dont foregt the ||3 CONSECUTIVE DRAGONS||

frozen olive
#

My second favourite character of the DLC so far has to be ||Igon||

frail ferry
#

that fight is goated

#

especially since hes inside the fog wall so no summon scaling

real shadow
frail ferry
#

i wasnt counting the one basic bitch with no boss bar

#

you can just let em fight it out

junior spade
frozen olive
#

||CURSE YOU BAYLE!||

#

||Igon's english VA put in some god tier work||

frail ferry
#

i need to watch a playthrough so i can actually pay attention to him

#

same with the || gang fight boss||

frozen olive
#

||When you summom Igon he immediately starts screaming at Bayle at the top of his lungs and telling Bayle how much he hates him and that he will eat his heart and shit||

#

It's so fucking cool

frail ferry
#

also ||taylew the golem smith|| is a goated spirit ash

mellow silo
#

Igon is gonna stop moaning when I beat ADM right?

frozen olive
#

Iunno, he might

frail ferry
frozen olive
#

Igon is my second fave char atm

mellow silo
#

I beat him hell yeah

frail ferry
#

man messmers orb is such a fun spell

mellow silo
#

Oh this is just dragonbarrow 2

frail ferry
#

and mt gelmir

mellow silo
#

I wonder what kind of creature Bayle is...

#

He's a massive Fuckoff dragon isn't he

vivid spire
#

Got it @frozen olive thank you

frozen olive
frozen olive
#

Welcome to my new favourite spell in the game

real shadow
frail ferry
#

||fatalis if he locked in||

real shadow
#

This isn't actually true but it sure has the vibes of it.

frozen olive
#

The meanest motherfucker in the dlc so far tbh

#

Absolute terror of a thing

mellow silo
#

Oh Igon's gone

#

That's kinda sad

#

I'm sure I'll see him again though

vivid spire
#

OH

#

DEATHBLIGHT????

frail ferry
#

miyazaki what pt type pack have you been smoking

frozen olive
#

(Bayle)||He's missing a leg, both hands and he's still an absolute fucking monster||

mellow silo
#

Ok what

frozen olive
#

Also

#

I just found out

mellow silo
#

Is Bayle ||the size of the dragon by the communion alter||

frail ferry
#

god no

#

but i wish

frozen olive
#

(Bayle)||BAYLE STILL HAS ONE OF PLACIDUSAX HEADS BITING HIS NECK WHAT THE FUCK||

mellow silo
#

||wait do I get to become a full on dragon holy shit||

frail ferry
#

oh wow the full works huh

mellow silo
#

||what do I do||

frail ferry
#

||decrepit mansion, ghosts, diary pages||

frail ferry
frozen olive
#

(More Bayle spoilers)||Bayle is such a fucking UNIT||

grave plinth
mellow silo
#

Ok I don't think ||I become a full on dragon||

frail ferry
#

more evidence that er is ds4

#

cause every souls game has had that item in one way or another

atomic jetty
#

lol, lmao, he one shot me

frail ferry
#

the grab?

atomic jetty
#

the grab

frail ferry
#

cant tech a command grab

frozen olive
#

Bayle is a fucker

frail ferry
#

(affectionate)

frozen olive
#

And stupidly cool

grave plinth
#

Bayle(rion) the (Black) Dread

glossy delta
#

I have gotten my mitts on the dueling shield
It is impressing me more than I thought it would
I know that theres ||an int scaling one with 100% phys guard|| somewhere in this labyrinthine DLC, so I think once I find it on my main char I'm gonna get the DLC started with my int char and run to grab it
Use that for their playthrough

frozen olive
#

It takes a certain kind of monster to ||fight an Elden Lord 1v1 like that||

frail ferry
#

did you mean: the majority of this dlc

vivid spire
#

Yall help

#

Idk how to do this dungeon

atomic jetty
#

5 attempts in, im yet to land a single hit
or survive more than 2 attacks

#

10/10

frozen olive
#

(Even more Bayle spoilers)||Bayle seems to have gotten the shorter end of the stick but he still removed several of Placidusax heads which is mad impressive||

frail ferry
#

the dragon hunting blade is REALLY good for hunting dragons

atomic jetty
#

wait is he a rykard type boss

frail ferry
#

no but it helps alot

atomic jetty
#

noted

frozen olive
#

As it turns out

#

The anti-dragon weapon is actually what it advertises itself as

#

Just like the ||Ancient Dragon Man||

frozen olive
#

Dlc has been incredible so far

frail ferry
#

lets see if a dlc can win GOTY

#

failing that sparking zero

frozen olive
#

Met a guy ||without a spine|| and i actually ||had his spine|| which was really funny

#

Sucks to be that guy

#

I did also kill that guy and ||take his replacement spine||

frail ferry
#

bogo

frozen olive
#

He was like a worse version of me anyway

#

No big loss

atomic jetty
#

hmm, i hate that you cant target bayles feet and torso

frozen olive
#

Yeah

#

It's just the head

mellow silo
#

Found Bayle

mellow silo
#

The ascent of jagged peak was, pardon the pun, ABSOLUTELY PEAK

frail ferry
#

told ya

#

goated

frozen olive
frail ferry
#

wow im right on your tail

#

just found it

frozen olive
#

||Stole Midras spine then beat his fucking shit in and stole his new spine and all his lunch money||

#

Nah i was there ages ago

#

Already cleared that place out

junior spade
glossy delta
vivid spire
#

I GOT IT

frozen olive
#

Yay

vivid spire
#

IM NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING THE REST OF THE DUBGEIN

#

absolutely not

frail ferry
#

no do it

junior spade
frail ferry
#

the weapon is cool af at the end

glossy delta
vestal night
#

defeated hippo, so I could progress through Shadow Keep a little
and oh boy, I get to travel by coffin again

frail ferry
#

ah you found it

vivid spire
#

OH

glossy delta
#

Literally stopping my quality playthrough to go get into the DLC with my int char for this

vivid spire
#

THIS LIGHTNING IS COOL

vestal night
frail ferry
#

finish the dungeon trust

#

the boss gives something kickass

frozen olive
#

Absolutely fucking worth getting

frail ferry
#

oh the ||madness build up|| is gonna be rough

frozen olive
#

Go crazy

#

Eat some soup

#

Have a bolus

tropic stream
#

Also uh

#

Location spoilers

#

What in the sweet fuck

glossy delta
frozen olive
mellow silo
#

||prepare for the DLC level fingercreeper boss||

frail ferry
#

its elden ring

tropic stream
#

Further location spoilers ||I am dreadfully aware of my mortality thinking about what could kill this thing||

frail ferry
#

it always ||fingies||

vivid spire
#

Yall

#

Without spoiling it a lot

#

Is it so far as grimdark as I think

#

Or is it kinda hopeful

frail ferry
#

this aint grimdark

#

its sad but grimdark dosent even give you a glimmer of hope

mellow silo
#

Don't know the lore enough to tell

#

I'm just here to whack big guy with stick

frail ferry
#

i know narratives

frozen olive
#

It's going to be fairly sad i think

frail ferry
#

40K is the most popular grimdark

tropic stream
#

So

frozen olive
#

Based on all available data that i have found, it's looking a bit grim

tropic stream
#

Quest spoilers? ||If I partake of the dragon essence like this lady wants me to, do I get transported to fight Bayle?||

mellow silo
#

No

#

You just get bonus item

frail ferry
#

nah

#

just cool shit

mellow silo
#

I was hoping we could turn fully into dragon-man

#

But nope

frail ferry
#

this is fromsoft, youre almost always underpowered

frozen olive
atomic jetty
#

im not sure how i feel about bayle :l
the targetting being head only is fucking so hard with me

frail ferry
#

hes big enough you can free cam it

junior spade
#

I can get Bayle to phase 2 but not further, hes an aggressive fucker

frail ferry
#

i got through it by him not using the flying breath sweep

#

and the poise breaker hard tear

tropic stream
frail ferry
#

no

#

you are WAY far off

#

but it is fun

tropic stream
#

Motherfucker

#

By going through I meant I'm headed west and seem to be looping north

#

The last area I got to is called ||Charo|| something or other

frail ferry
#

yeah no its nowhere near jagged peak

#

like almost the exact opposit side of the map

tropic stream
#

There's so much...

#

Like almost too much honestly

atomic jetty
#

free camming him means its like 10 times harder to dodge his attacks D8
ill just ignore him for now

frail ferry
#

i mean switch on free cam when going for the swing

atomic jetty
#

ill just ignore him for now

frail ferry
#

head to this bit of cave on the plateau

frozen olive
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I fought 4 hard bosses back to back

frail ferry
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right now im stuck between a ||gravity place, a finger place, and a frenzy place||

frozen olive
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(Massive boss spoilers)||Midra Lord of Frenzy, Scadutree Avatar, Bayle the Dread and Messmer The Impaler||

frail ferry
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i pulled out the old godslayer blade for the sunflower

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shockingly it hates fire

frozen olive
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I used ||Midras frenzy flame||

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I managed to kill it in a single cast

frail ferry
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goodness

frozen olive
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Theoretically you can kill it entirely with 3 casts of the spell

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Since ||the phase i killed it with one cast was the first one||

frail ferry
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that is much more reasonable but still impressive

frozen olive
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It's incredibly strong

frail ferry
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im balling out with the sunflower hammer

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shits funny

glossy delta
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Okay, got the (weapon) ||carian thrusting shield|| on my int char
That runthrough really did show me how dense the DLC is
Cuz I basically went to the whole other side of the map in a few minutes

frail ferry
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that 5 limgraves on itself wan't lying

atomic jetty
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Dancing lion second try

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I really liked the gimmick of ||switching elements!!||

frail ferry
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that shit shook me first time

vestal night
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okay I got all the maps now
wtf is ||Abyssal Woods||

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probably gonna fuck off from there for now

frail ferry
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:)

vestal night
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also can't believe there is another wholeass area behind some random side dungeon

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that side dungeon itself in a semi secret area

tropic stream
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@frozen olive I have found the way I must take to get to the Knight's Lighting Spear

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Location spoilers ||"The Fissure"|| totally isn't super fuckin ominous

jaunty solar
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I beat da game

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I was the elden ring the whole time

tropic stream
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Holy fuck

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location spoilers ||They did the Siofra reveal, but again||

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||And with no loss of impact||

glossy delta
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Oh my GOD the ||Carian Thrusting Shield|| is good
I just clowned ||Moonrithyl|| like nothing else
It has 76 guard boost
So if you two hand it (why would you not two hand it) nothing will break its guard ever
I was casually eating jumping heavies from a colossal GS
And it has guard points
Before the attack for heavies, and after the attack for lights
So that annoying thing that happens, where you land an attack but the dude armors through and floors you? Does not happen

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Genuinely like
A New Way To Play Elden Ring

glossy delta
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God damn this thing feels good
Landing guard points is SEXY

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I am, in fact, uploading a video to youtube as we speak to show folks here what I mean

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It's like backwards sekiro

tropic stream
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XD

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Also

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(boss spoilers) ||Putrescent Knight|| is certainly a boss

glossy delta
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Tell me I'm wrong though
Tell me the breath did not leave your lungs at that double overhead guard point

tropic stream
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I didn't really want Orphan of Kos but a derp machine on a horse with a saw made of teeth, but

tropic stream
glossy delta
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Oh I see I see
Funny fact
Until I got this I was doing 33 str/dex 80 int
I am now doing 60 str, 50 dex, 35 int
Cuz infusing it gives it worse guard stats

tropic stream
glossy delta
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And its scaling is C/C/D

tropic stream
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what the fuck??????

glossy delta
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ITS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

tropic stream
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OH FUCK YOU

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NAAAAAHHHHHH

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NO WAY

glossy delta
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Its such a fun weapon

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Theres a reason Ive been hyping it to thin air for like an hour

rich lintel
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holy shit i should get that

glossy delta
tropic stream
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It's so fucking stupid looking that fact actively interferes with me fighting it