#Hunter the Parenting Pit

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unique ermine
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compared to mage

ancient crescent
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He knows enough to both name-drop 'Tremere' and know why name-dropping Tremere is a bad idea

patent cargo
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which is why I figure he's just too goddamn old and well travelled over, say, infodumping assisting force, yeah

unique ermine
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he’s old enough to know shit even regular tremere don’t know

simple hill
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He knows about how Tremere became a vampire lineage

unique ermine
simple hill
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he namedrops a freaking antediluvian

ancient crescent
unique ermine
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like who the fuck other than elder vampires are gonna know that

simple hill
unique ermine
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agh

simple hill
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he mentions that he knows how Tremere diablerized Saulot

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and stole his powers

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much to Kevin's befuddlement

unique ermine
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also probably killed a methuselah

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which is wild

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unique ermine
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oh absolutely, and he had his father and his brothers

simple hill
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but yeah its bizarre

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how much shit he knows

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most hunters only specialize in like... one supernatural?

patent cargo
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more likely a setup to minimize their strengths and reduce immediate casualties.

simple hill
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but he has beyond expert level knowledge on all of them

unique ermine
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yeah he’s definitely not a regular person, you just can’t get that kind of depth and breadth of information by the age of what, 60

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not as a normal person anyhow

simple hill
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knowledge that basically would mark him for death by every supernatural conspiracy that exists in the world

unique ermine
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yeah knowledge is power, especially when the supernatural has bans and banes

simple hill
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it's not just the volume of knowledge, he knows accurate information

unique ermine
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oh absolutely yeah

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lot of misinformation

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makes the whole kue-jin thing even funnier

patent cargo
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simply not canon™️

simple hill
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it's just really bizarre

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that's the greatest mystery I guess

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how does he know all of this

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like even if he's an unaging person

patent cargo
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being in the right place at the wrong time

simple hill
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vampires also live for a long time but most vampires still probably don't know about mages

unique ermine
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yeah i imagine even most elder vampires aren’t gonna have that much knowledge

simple hill
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or the Technocracy

unique ermine
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actually wait

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horse

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horse could be the key

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it’s a literal prophet

patent cargo
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thinking he had assistance telling him important places to be?

unique ermine
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or just told knowledge, or how to find it

simple hill
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I mean I guess it's possible Big D's family is just the equivalent of Belmonts

unique ermine
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i still think he’s an immortal but Horse would explain it

simple hill
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who just has a Library of lore in some hidden base somewhere

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a lot of his knowledge do seem to be old general lore and historical oddities after all

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not the modern stuff

unique ermine
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ok my running theory that i’ll stick with because i need sleep is big D is a marginally above baseline immortal who has:
a. accumulated knowledge by just being around for ages
b. gained knowledge from whatever horse is

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unique ermine
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i suspect big D’s parents are long dead

simple hill
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maybe cause... they are dead....?

patent cargo
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fair enough

simple hill
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Big D does seem like he spent most of his life on the run from the various conspiracies

patent cargo
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on a side note his multitude of knowledge also further reduces the chance that basically anyone in the primary group is supernatural, besides like, maybe Marcus, who he is clearly concerned about just a bit.

simple hill
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yeah I don't think any of the family except marcus are supernatural

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okay maybe the Boy is

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but I don't know what Boy is

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Boy is Boy

simple hill
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it's unnatural that fellah

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he's too healthy for a kid raised on an all carnivorous diet

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I can't even start the Boy audiolog due to secondhand embarrassment but is there, like, any further hints Boy has something unusual going on in it

simple hill
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yeah

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he namedrops angels

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and says they tell him shit

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actually accurate information too from the looks of things

patent cargo
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fascinating.

simple hill
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could mean anything

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might be an Imbued Hunter thing

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a Celestial Choir awakened mage

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(Celestial Choir I guess would match his original from TTS but meh)

patent cargo
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eh

I find TTS mirroring theories to be

eh

Like funny haha inconsequential TTS reference is chuckle worthy, like how ||Marcus has a funny eye thing going on right before having a bad run-in with a wolf, in a manner||

but when people are like, ||"MARCUS IS 100% GONNA MEET A LOST CHILD OF BIG D WHO IS A WEREWOLF AND WILL BE LEMAN RUSS TTS IS THE PROPHECY"|| my eyes just glaze over and I foam at the mouth

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though, if it wasn't for the fact that the Get of Fenris are functionally unusable in WtA5e IIRC, ||Marcus meeting a unrelated Get of Fenris|| would be pretty funny, though, but again, inconsequential reference in the grand scheme of things over "TTS reality mirror"

simple hill
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Boy is still very weird in notable ways

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but it's hard to tell if it means anything or if it's from all the drugs he keeps using

simple hill
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that man is way too eager to inject weird magical shit directly into his organs

patent cargo
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He would inject unlabeled vials of glowing green goop if someone told him it would give him fancy powers

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If you handed that man a bag of vampire vitae and enough cocaine to awaken mage powers through sheer high, and told him to pick one, he'd mix them together and eat it like candy

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Big D is absolutely terrified of telling him about cool supernatural powers and he's completely in the right

compact copper
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Though he also begins to freak out about horse in the end of that audiolog

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So it’s pretty fair to say that horse has been affecting his dreams

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Since horse seems to be something that can divine knowledge

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You know, does Big D even know how to ride a horse

simple hill
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I would be surprised if he cannot

compact copper
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Horse riding is probably part of his son’s education

unique ermine
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it’s funnier if he doesn’t

surreal crown
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He wants to ride horses but he's too proud to admit he doesn't know how

compact copper
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Oh, something that was pointed out in Reddit

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||The cameras in the pub were glitchy and fucked up making it so Matilda wasn’t seen murdering Fatigue, and the cameras in the security room were similarly gone. As well we only see Grimal sitting, and we never see Matilda. So it’s possible some werewolf ability is how the cameras were messed up and Matilda is the one who did it, not Grimal||

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||the difference between the cleanly destroyed footage and the glitchy fucked up footage is probably due to her being in her war form and affected by her rage when she killed Fatigue||

simple hill
compact copper
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||Ragabashes are the trickster esc Garou right?||

simple hill
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Yeah

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Infiltrator garou

compact copper
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||are they also the ones who can steal other supernatural powers?||

simple hill
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Yes

compact copper
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lets go

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Vindication

simple hill
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They also have the power of ||telling the most outrageous lies and having them accepted as truths for a few moments||

compact copper
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Oddly enough ||Thats one thing Matilda rarely did||

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||she didn’t actually lie much in her interview||

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||she just left out details, like her being a fucking werewolf||

simple hill
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They can also tell|| the most straightforward truth and have it accepted as false funnily enough||

compact copper
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Huh

simple hill
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If a ||Ragabash tells you that the sky is blue you wouldn’t believe her and believe that some magic or conspiracy had been hiding the true color of the sky your whole life||

compact copper
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||ok to be fair that’s actually quite possibly true in WOD||

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||Mages and the technocracy have fucked up reality fierce||

simple hill
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But yeah the way to use this power would be

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“No, that girl isn’t my compatriot. We basically never spoke.”

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“Hah, I don’t believe you! Arrest her!”

compact copper
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A ragabash who’s completely uninterested in the whole fighting the weaver and wyrm thing and just wants to fuck with people

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Also keep in mind ||rules-wise, garou can learn gifts outside of their usual selections, just at a hefty XP cost and I think the Storyteller has the right to ask just how you got the spirit or teacher to agree. However I would expect that to be kept to a minimum in HtP to avoid confusion.||

rose rock
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I'm sure there's still some exceptions, like episode 2-3

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which it makes sense because ||that diablerie juice||

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On ||Thieving Talons of the Magpie, it's pretty goddamn high renown/rank in either versions, the garou must have witnessed the ability being used (they cannot assume the target has the ability), and it has a pretty short time window you can only extend at a heavy cost.||

rose rock
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My personal assumption is that ||Matilda and her pack are not that high end on the werewolf power scale. If they were a pack of 3-4 renown 8+ garou then I think their mission would have looked very different.||

rose rock
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have we discounted the possibility of ||entirely mundane filching of the smokes and the hunter data?||

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||No, I personally don't think so, and also I don't think another supernatural method of acquiring has been discounted.||

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||assuming there is still a ghoul (and either Grimaline is the ghoul or was dominated) she could have been in too much of a haze or shame from the loss of control to relent against a werewolf with too many dots in the socials.

…Oddly, Grimal isn't high in either the camera footage or Matilda's testimony, only in her own. Huh.||

fossil pollen
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Camera is in black and white though, and doesn’t have a ton of detail

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Gonna need to wait for a follow up audio log or something to do more speculation at this point but I’m definitely thinking that the ghoul || is still around and this was happenstance ||

simple hill
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My opinion is that ||Ghoul is probably around but wasn’t involved in tonight’s events||

rose rock
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I have a pipe dream of ||the ghoul having been absent from the chapterhouse that night|| but it just doesn't fit with the information we have

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unless my WoD lore is bad and ||werewolf blood also has a telling reaction to solar sorcery||

radiant drum
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||Knowing Ogre Poppenang the obvious joke of the ghoul just missing all this shit might just be the answer, cause it's funny.||

rose rock
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unfortunately it wouldn't make much sense with ||Occam being interrupted during the blood test||

patent cargo
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Very true. ||A werewolf would not have needed to avoid a blood test. Especially if it was going to be performed through solar sorcery. While it could have just been an attack at the right time to grab the hunter data, every single cup was knocked over, if I remember correctly, which is much more violent thrashing than Occam recalls, and is more obviously an attempt to disrupt the test as much as possible.||

unique ermine
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the ||ghoul might also be long gone, the regent seems fairly disconnected ||

compact copper
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Has Kitten ever actually fired his flintlock?

bright aurora
unique ermine
compact copper
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Ah I must’ve forgot that then

compact copper
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Man I’m rewatching episode 3 and it’s

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So funny how dumb Markus is

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He did not need to jump out that window

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At all

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He simply choose, of his free will, to jump out a two story window

unique ermine
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nary a thought in his brain

simple hill
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He literally flopped out of that window

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Not even in like proper posture or anything

graceful jay
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Did anyone catch the reference when he falls out of the vent

compact copper
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I still think the ghoul is the guy in the Reliant Robin

fossil pollen
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I swore up and down that it was Occam and he was faking it originally but the lads brought up the point of the solar sorcery and that theory is kind of torpedo’d

simple hill
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Yeah since ghouls can’t use solar sorcery Occam is beyond suspicion

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Matilda ironically enough is also cleared for being a ghoul because lol lmao

rose rock
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I wonder if it's possible the ghoul is Fatigue despite everything

unique ermine
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nah i don’t think so, he aged regularly and we can see that from the luau photos

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i’d say remold and brok aren’t in the picture either

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spit, git, harry, elise, grimal and waters are the main suspects imo

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although i’m also of the opinion waters is also probably not due to aging that we can see

simple hill
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He also went to Heaven

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Which I doubt he would if he was a cammie ghoul

ancient crescent
compact copper
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So like, do we have any idea of who the blue man is?

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Besides a strange embodiment of capitalism?

weary plazaBOT
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Probably a Wyrm tainted Weaver spirit of some sort

rose rock
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weaver's the maintenance one right?

weary plazaBOT
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Wever is the one that went mad and tried to bind the wyrm driving ti to want to reset the multiverse

rose rock
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so the maintenance one

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I don't think blue dude is wyrm-tainted, just a hardliner who's the reason the wyrm was imprisoned and so became the apocalyptic force it is today

weary plazaBOT
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The area he is in is wyrm tainted enough that he would have to be. like urban decay of anykind is a form of wyrm taint

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The fact that the 99p store is woned by a vampire (who are from the point of view of werefolfs servents of the wyrm) and the area it's in is enough for it to be wyrm tainted

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I wish the emoji list would stop switching things around

rose rock
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urban decay and vampires read as more "weaver things the wyrm has crept into" to me than straight-up wyrm things

weary plazaBOT
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And i said wyrm tainted wever sperit at first right?

rose rock
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fair nuff

simple hill
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Would a Princess be able to take on a Garou

weary plazaBOT
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Princess the Hopefull is from CoD wich is a fundimentaly difeirnt universe

simple hill
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accursed

weary plazaBOT
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???

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But in general when it comse to stand up fights a wearwolf can murder most PC partys with out much trubble

heady pine
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honestly, ||the Arcanum is extremely lucky everything went down the way it did - if Matilda had just done things "the other way", before Big D and co. arrived, she would have slaughtered the entire chapter house without issue||

simple hill
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yeah

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||mathilda could have killed everyone but seems like she chose not to||

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||I like that Kitten is still overconfident about his odds against a werewolf though||

ancient crescent
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Rule Two is 'there is rarely only ever one Werewolf'

simple hill
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feels like "hunters are overconfident about their chances against a werewolf" is also a pretty common trope

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speaking of

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how does a hunter even acquire silver bullets in this day and age

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actually

weary plazaBOT
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It's hard for Mortals in the most expanded defanition the setting has to have an acurate view of werewolfs due to the delirum.

simple hill
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kitten's got a flintlock he can just melt down silverware for the bullets

short cradle
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Still use bonafide silver in their forks in 2006?

bright aurora
simple hill
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yeah there's this official Hunter Reckoning text game set in ireland

bright aurora
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you can get a homemade jewelry kit and some silver stock

simple hill
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the Coalition or the Vatican or whatever sends a hunter into the area haunted by a werewolf

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apparently very experienced huntress in ending supernatural threats

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yeah she dies literally a day into her mission

bright aurora
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then you just melt the silver, after that I guess you could make a shot tower or a mold or whatever

simple hill
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to a feral packless werewolf

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yeah but this is in England right

weary plazaBOT
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Yep that sounds about right. the weakest nerd gets enough power to throw around motorcycles when tehy go full warform

simple hill
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would a munitions bench even be available

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...

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well the arcanum's literally got an armory I suppose they must have something

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and me, a college dropout, managed to get it to back off by shooting a gas can when it was standing next to it

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which annoyed it enough to back off

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to be fair to that huntress I think she was there to hunt changelings and not werewolves

weary plazaBOT
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They probaly do, but they seemd to be more focused on dealing wiht vampires

simple hill
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i mean they had a lycanthrope expert

weary plazaBOT
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Changelings are a lot easyer to deal wiht

simple hill
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so presumably they have some stockpile of silver weapons

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and Big D's got whatever dagger he's got

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(how many knives does that man carry in his booty jorts)

short cradle
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at least 4

simple hill
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Actually what’s the logistics of werewolves going through first change

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Do random people just turn into werewolves overnight and get adopted into a pack

graceful jay
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Generally you start to show signs beforehand

compact copper
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I thought people were born werewolves from werewolves?

bright aurora
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not as of W5

compact copper
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ah ok

graceful jay
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People are "born" werewolves in as far as people can tell that you're destined to be one from birth and nothing can "make you" Garou

compact copper
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ah huh

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# simple hill Do random people just turn into werewolves overnight and get adopted into a pack

unless W5 heavily changed their logistics or I'm heavily wrong, I think the usual operation, if you're lucky, is some local garou (hopefully) notice your impending wolf-out, start tracking your movement, and run you out of town so you don't create one of those inconvenient murder charges on first change.

if you're unlucky, this doesn't happen, and fun things happen to people nearby. presumably this then raises enough attention for someone to take a look and figure out if you're a garou, or just a normal everyday murderer.

graceful jay
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W5 does not change that

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and in fact gives a name to Garou who do it (Kinseekers)

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I presume it involves a lot of breaking some terrified and/or confused new garou out of jail

weak phoenix
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Yes

fossil pollen
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There is a section on pack types (using a system that is mostly a reflavored v5 Vampire coterie mechanic for Werewolf) that talks about Kinseeker packs that goes into some detail about it

weak phoenix
fossil pollen
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I think Kinseekers usually use Rites and such things to locate people close to First Change, and then try to lead them away and trigger it with the pack to minimize damage and casualties

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it uh doesn't always go smoothly, even then

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weak phoenix
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Very true

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Like, you got those small xenophobic towns out in the big empty plains and forests of the U.S. don't take kindly to cops, strangers, and Federal Census letters, and if you live in a small self-sufficient cabin far from civilization, nobody is finding you in decent time without good transport and way too much time on their hands.

...This is just WtA's exact explanation for where all the american werewolves live, isn't it. Unless you're bone gnawer or glass walker.

north crest
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But noooo

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When I say it I “don’t make any sense”

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…You know, now knowing that kinfolk don't exist in W5, and knowing that HtP states multiple times they prefer 5th lore primarily, and knowing that the exceptions are generally things they approve of, and knowing at least one writer has voiced disapproval of kinfolk as a concept,

How the hell are there still so many "X is a kinfolk" theories?

Like, I guess it's a compellingly easy theory to make (well, less so now that ||delirium has been invoked on a broad spectrum of the cast||), given kinfolk were just humans with some invisible bonuses, there wasn't really a lot you could do to disprove it besides placing a werecreature in front of them.

In comparison Kin and full on fera are just a harder equation to work with, the first is a ticking werecreature time bomb that really should have set off on pick-a-trauma, and the second typically don't run un-inducted into a greater supernatural purpose for long.

Or is not knowing that W5 has very broad sweeping retcons just that common

prisma adder
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Generally speaking old guard WoD fans seem to detest 5e with a passion
Sometimes justifiably, sometimes just because change bad

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I imagine that's just a head in the sand going lalalalala moment

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Like they know about the retcons and dislike them so they'll pretend 5th just doesn't exist and move on whenever talking about the show

simple hill
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ofc change is bad

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Yeah it seems to be a fun mix of "this is actually not a very good change, or would have been good but was done poorly" and "change must die, hate change"

Like, why does W5 appear to have a mechanic whose only purpose is to "kill" player characters by forcing a personality shift unsuitable for further play? But on the other hand, I think the shift forward in the usual timeframe for the First Change is a good one, by moving it out of teenage "I'm not like the other boys" angst range and into the "just started my X year of college and girl, ✨I am having a mental breakdown✨" range.

But I see the parts that don't seem like good changes and consider them an opportunity to see what Ogre does with them, because, like, the opening disclaimer is getting longer and longer in establishing that they can and will homebrew their own lore for HtP, and like 50% of TTS was basically an exercise in dealing with the Edition Lore Wars that 40k had, so they're no stranger to picking and choosing.

rose rock
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on the whole, wod 5e is about par for the course as far as being a wod edition goes

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No edition in any TTRPG line happens without incident

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You can't even throw out a helpful rules tweak without some fucker telling you that the original rule being shit is "part of the experience"

ancient crescent
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Like V5 has some weird changes, but overall it's...Alright? I guess? I am 100% not a fan of some of the lore changes, but actually really love some of the others. So. Eh.

W5, as is probably completely unsurprising to anybody who's seen me in this or the WoD channel, I have almost nothing but acrimony for.

So, so far, so edition change, I guess.

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I have vaguely heard… Things about how well the writing of said edition went, but that's certainly not a topic for this channel.

In either case it doesn't seem like HtP's writing team is going to make much of an exception for kinfolk, so,

ancient crescent
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I'm honestly not a fan of the "X is Kinfolk/random supernatural type!" theories.

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IMO having that be the case would just cheapen the whole thing

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Like I said, Kinfolk as a concept are basically the safest, most boring "is secretly a supernatural" pick because there could be literally no consequences to it or other ramifications.

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And actual werecreature, whether active or unknowing, is honestly just too much of a stretch for the main cast at this point

I still like figuring out what ||kitten's deal is|| even if the chance of it meaning anything isn't all that high, though, but that's really more theory-as-a-fun-toy than serious consideration

ancient crescent
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I mean given certain horse-related stuff, I wouldn't be annoyed at Boy being revealed to be something or other

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But like I remember there being a lot of like "OH, KITTEN IS A BASTET!" due to that one sight gag in ep. 3

weary plazaBOT
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our rough read is that there is somthing up with Big D, like he knows liner magic like Occum. and yeah somthign i up wiht Boy

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ancient crescent
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Point still stands.

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Yes.

It's like 90% chance the funniest red herring in the entire series, or so blatant it's not actually that funny.

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if kitten ends up actually being bastet, I would hope it is used in the most fascinating and well written ways to make up for the lost joke

if he "just" ends up being a bastet and nothing really changes then that would be lame

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but I don't think irreversible character-changing plot-bending ramifications are what a lot of theories tend to have in mind, just "man it would be so cool if X member of the Big D Crew was supernatural"

compact copper
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Like I don’t like the idea that Big D is a mummy, but like, at least I can see it

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But Kitten would be so much lamer as a character if he was a supernatural

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And in general it feels so, shitty

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Like Kitten as a character is the most normal of the Big D family

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And is in general opposed to their more extreme character traits

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Most namely the recklessness at which they approach the supernatural

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Kitten is an outside observer who wants to know more but fears for his safety and the safety of his loved ones if they go to deep to fast

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Making it so he’s already supernatural ruins that whole idea because he is apparently in that world!

graceful jay
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People just are set in their ways

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Also w5 having a morality mechanic that renders you unplayable if you fill it is like

compact copper
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I’m still annoyed whenever people bring up 40K lore to predict what will happen

graceful jay
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The most common WoD thing

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For the record

patent cargo
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Oh yeah I hate the TTS Mirror theories too lmao

graceful jay
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Everyone has it

compact copper
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Like if Horse’s prophecies predict the Horus Heresy

graceful jay
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Humanity, Quiet, Wisdom, Harmony, the person to your left trying to get you to commit suicide

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Etc etc

compact copper
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And people trying to be theorize ||"oh marcus is 100% gonna meet a secret lost child of D who will be a werewolf because Leman Russ"||

compact copper
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That stuff is so annoying

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graceful jay
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Also like

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Statistically

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It's almost impossible to die from it unless you try

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The odds of you rolling it to death are something like 1 in 500k

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And that's if you never use any of the ways to lower it

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In either case I would find the bastet thing forgivable of a potential (if, stressingly, highly unlikely at this point) outcome if he somehow narrowly avoided first change until now and the consequences are milked for all the worthwhile and well-written drama and horror. Kitten having some understandably angry questions for the remaining family he hasn't seen in months would alone be worth the Funny Joke loss. The hell that is wondering if he'll lose Marcus and the rest of the D family because of it. That terminal 'reality ensues' shit.

If it just ends up as "friendly bastet joins the team yay" then I ain't a fan.

weak phoenix
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I really want to see how the Three Brother's are going to be.

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So many are gonna expect JoJo. I'm expecting grizzled hunters who just drink on the job and smite fools with hammers.

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(Also similar deal for the Marcus the Mage theory. It's gotta leave a mark on the plot and who he inevitably becomes. If having upmost power doesn't result in slowly forgetting who he is and how to ever connect again with the people he knows, then I don't wanna hear about it.)

compact copper
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Marcus being a mage is the only character is supernatural theory I like

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Primarily because it actually feels like it’s having build up

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And like, yah it’ll absolutely make drama when the guy who wants to know everything and is extremely reckless with that knowledge becomes a reality warper

weak phoenix
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D definitely gonna punch him in the face if he does something drastic.

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weak phoenix
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Yep

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Like Kevin is obviously Malc.

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But what if Malc was an overworked accountant who just wants to fucking relax instead of fighting for life daily.

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so you go "haha, I get it, that's a funny reference to X from TTS" and then the they have their own impact on the plot without any of the burden of copying TTS's characterization into another different lore entirely.

compact copper
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I’m gonna be honest other then Kevin knowing sorcery and being an ally to Big D I don’t see him as a Malcador reference

weak phoenix
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Be funny if the Custodes are coalition hunters.

compact copper
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His wizard outfit doesn’t even look like Malcador

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Shatter my emotions into pieces you wonderful writers

It ain't a world of darkness for nothing

weak phoenix
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The sun cat needs to get hurt again. Emotionally.

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There are consequences to being diplomatic, truth-seeking, and reasonable.

usually like.

failing to solve the most important problems of them all in the end

which would seem about right

patent cargo
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On that note, I do think Kitten is probably just too much of a bundle of fascination to avoid bastet allegations, no matter how unlikely.

His parents and extended family were murdered. He narrowly a supernatural encounter both before and after Edwin Davies. His remaining extended family is vaguely weird. His immediate family had a cat fascination. He has an undisclosed tattoo. We've never seen him outside of his jumper. We still don't know his actual name (and at this point I'm willing to consider his parents just didn't write anything down on his birth certificate). He ||tanked delirium surprisingly well, if he even suffered it at all||.

He was already on the border of something supernatural going on, the conceptual equivalent of a vague shape in the dark you can't quite make out. Is there anything actually there? Is what you see just the first thing that came to mind? Are even seeing the whole thing? Goddamn conspiracy board goldmine. I love it.

rose rock
patent cargo
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That's fair, they do have reference parts to their personalities personalities but even when acting the same, the situations they encounter just lead to different results.

(Which doubles my annoyance at TTS Mirror theories because basically the same character in basically the same situation, is basically the same story I've already watched before.)

rose rock
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where it is a TTS Mirror, it's a funhouse mirror, like Grimal being literally Kitten's weeaboo ex-girlfriend like the memes about Shadowsun being TTS-verse Kitten's weeaboo ex-girlfriend, but she's not an alien who doesn't believe in melee (in fact Grimal ain't even from a different earth country, she's just as british as Kitten, and she's done more melee than Kitten despite having half the screen time)

patent cargo
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Grimal is also subject to sea creature nickname jokes, akin to the jokes about Tau and fish, but Grimal's are usually not fish.

rose rock
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oh right the sea cucumber thing

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eh, I'm not gonna count that, besides it's kind of beside my point which is that they're starting from the basic concepts of the characters in TTS and running in a completely different direction with them in HTP

graceful jay
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Grimal literally never once was intended as a Shadowsun expy I will say

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That was coincidental

rose rock
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I have the utmost confidence that the only intentional reference is that she's Kitten's weeaboo ex-girlfriend

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everything beyond that is people ODing on red string photoboards

graceful jay
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Enyo :c

compact copper
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Also I gotta say I think it’s very funny that of the probably many ghouls the regent has, she decided to favor the one who works at a 99P store over all her others

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She had one who was a detective in the police force and he was completely ignored for months

patent cargo
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completely on accident and all resemblance is just pattern matching lmao

patent cargo
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sometimes the madness is simply that

simple hill
compact copper
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Oh yah, and the hole

simple hill
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One of them is another ghoul isn’t he?

waxen ice
ionic cloud
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So

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third eye has been opened

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we are going to "Luna", who is going to "master" it

compact copper
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Rn my thought is Remold or Door

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Big D has shown far to much mercy to supernatural beings to qualify

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Remold and Door are both shown as unmerciful towards the supernatural, but with Door he’s not really a patriarch, he’s a dad but Big D is clearly the head of the family

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While Remold is solidly the head of his own family

ionic cloud
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mmmm

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actually

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could the "for not mercy he has given" be for fatigue? no I doubt it now tht i said it outloud

patent cargo
compact copper
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I don’t think they ever mention him having kids or anything

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And Occam is the leader of this chapter house

ionic cloud
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the patriarch thing is either door or remold unless someone is introduced that also fits when the coalition comes over

compact copper
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I don’t really get the thought Matilda didn’t care about the hunter data

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Like the first thing she did after transforming is going for it

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And the first thing she did when it was destroyed was run away

short cradle
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Y'know I've been wondering:
Does Guy Chapman know Big D isn't Big Vamp and just doesn't care much bout it

weak phoenix
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Yeah, he probably doesn't at all.

rose rock
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Guy just wants his fix

weak phoenix
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Because Big D pretty much got Chapman to join through Kevin reinforcing the blood bond.

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Still technically slavery.

short cradle
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Like I figured D ain't keeping that cover up forever

weak phoenix
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Nope

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Big D: I am not vampi-

Chapman: Don't care.

Big D: I...You have no reservations about basically betraying the Camarilla?

Chapman: Look, Malcom, I'm gonna level with you. I have been without the bond for months. For months. I really don't give a shit where I get the blood now.

rose rock
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as noted, Guy just wants his fix

weak phoenix
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And be able to carry his kids into their 30's.

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On one hand, blood addicted Ghoul who has admitted on record to killing before.

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Other hand, devoted father.

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Yeah, that's a good catch.

short cradle
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He also did hit coke that one time and barely got a rush

rose rock
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that's how every deal with the devil is, innit? you hop on thinking it'll get you an inoffensive if not outright good want (being there for the kids) and then the devil drags you to hell (kill no less than 3 people, one of them with your teeth)

weak phoenix
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That's the hard knocks of being a father sometimes.

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You would do anything

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Even if it damns yourself

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And, in this case, literally.

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Because Ghoul's don't have a soul anymore IIRC.

compact copper
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I’m sure Chapman knows he just got tricked by some Hunters

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He just doesn’t care

simple hill
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I have no idea

compact copper
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It genuinely makes no sense

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Like if she was smoking to calm the nerves (actually pretty likely because it was a full moon), she can just get new smokes after she’s done murdering everyone in the building

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There’s no reason to prioritize grabbing them if she wasn’t after the hunter data for some reason

rose rock
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I think her apparent lack of caring about the hunter data as the fight progresses can be chalked up to Werewolf Rage™

compact copper
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I mean that’s probably more because it was destroyed

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It being mentioned in the subtitles is proof enough of that

rose rock
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that too

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blew up the data so she decides to leave, but gets MAD when the hunters keep shooting at her

ionic cloud
gusty urchin
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Could ||matilda|| have been ghouled?

simple hill
fossil pollen
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Possible by Storyteller Fiat and if that was the case it be the reveal of an entire chronicle in WoD

gusty urchin
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@graceful jay jsyk, an audio error's cropped up in the new HTP ep
When ||matilda|| steps back to use devouring swarm, you can still hear big d grunting like he's mid fight

graceful jay
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Ye we know

gusty urchin
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Ok

surreal crown
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The Grunt Cut

compact copper
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I really hope Big D is just a guy

fluid prism
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the Biggest Guy

compact copper
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Big ass Turkish wall of muscle

rose rock
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the most I'm willing to accept is old-rules Imbued Hunter, which is still like 75% Just a Guy

compact copper
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Yah I’d be willing to accept imbued

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But like, I hate the mummy theory

patent cargo
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Tbh every time I read a version of the theory, Mummy feels less like a good explanation and more like the few people who know it, let alone actually played it, are desperate to get people to know it even exists by any means necessary

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Essentially "X is my favorite splat c:" theory but with extra desperation

compact copper
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Now this is just getting absurd

bright aurora
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That’s a joke cmon now

fossil pollen
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I think people have thought he was an Angel of some kind since the Horse episode when ‘Elohim’ was mentioned in the prophecy Horse gave to Boy but it’s still a stretch

simple hill
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All jokers will be executed when it comes time for the great bloodletting

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I do wonder what Boy's relationship with

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angels is like

graceful jay
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catholic

simple hill
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is he catholic?

compact copper
graceful jay
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Boythlic

compact copper
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Sorry if it came off as mean

simple hill
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or is he just hallucinating angels

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and talking horses

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due to his all meat diet

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and all the hallucinogenics

bright aurora
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No the horse definitely talked that was real actually

compact copper
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I do 100% believe Horse actually did talk

simple hill
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nah this is clearly a situation like one of them coming of age horror stories where the children all get scared because of random non-real nonsense and adults dismiss them rightly so /s

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maybe its a vampire horse

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can horses become vampire

compact copper
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I think the answer lore wise is no but I think they could if they wanted to

simple hill
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can a vampire become a horse

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actually answer to that one is probably a yes

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with sufficient vicissitude and protean I'm sure anything's possible

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hrm

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actually can VTM vampires shapeshift into animals

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I don't actually remmeber if they can

compact copper
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I think they can at least very accurately approximate them

bright aurora
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Protean I’m pretty sure can do something for this

simple hill
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and if horse is a vampire i'm sure that can explain how it can vomit up blood

patent cargo
simple hill
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Horses can’t vomit blood

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Biologically impossible for them to do so I hear

patent cargo
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it's impossible for them to vomit outright, IIRC

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I'm just saying, they look like a creature that should be able to vomit blood on command.

junior reef
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just caught up

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lord

weak phoenix
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

graceful jay
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Why what happened

weak phoenix
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I think 83 is just overwhelmed by all the twists.

compact copper
junior reef
weak phoenix
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Yeah, it's a lot.

ionic cloud
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So I have seen this guy and he posted a video about his theorieshttps://youtu.be/1mfjiiMNnvY

#huntertheparenting #WorldOfDarkness #BruvaAlfabusa
Riding on an absolute high from the first time, and following a fairly massive request from people, I guess we're doing this a second time - A video in which I theorize about Hunter the Parenting!

Alfabusa's Channel - @alfabusa

▶ Play video
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but then he opens up the video with this

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||too few tbh||

rose rock
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society at large simply is not ready to view women as attractive in that way

simple hill
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Isn’t her name ||Mathilda||

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Not ||Matilda||

patent cargo
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||Actually nevermind I just checked, only 6 results

Guess HtP is too relatively obscure for the furry fandom to work fast||

rose rock
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I'm sticking to my ||society is not ready for shirtless female werewolves|| theory because it's funnier to say

ionic cloud
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anyway yeah some of the theories seem to be the truth

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like ||D being a mummy||

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Its either him triggering ||true faith||, something along the lines of ||imbued|| or a ||mummy||

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actually that should be spoiled

patent cargo
graceful jay
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I think it's to the point you guys don't gotta spoiler ep5 stuff anymore

patent cargo
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fair enough

weak phoenix
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We have been freed from spoiler jail.

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So, you know how there was that still of what presumably are Leopold hunters from How much do hunters know?.

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You think they're gonna be the ones sent to the chapter house?

compact copper
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Also who do we think that green haired girl from the second beach photo?

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I’m betting Elise’s sister

short cradle
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tis her second cousin

north crest
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wait

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wait wait wait

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||have we discussed what tribe Matilda is from?||

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cuz ||we were trying to pick up her auspice from her powers without inferring that they could be from a tribe and not auspice, her butterflies could be the bone-gnawer's Termite thingie||

weak phoenix
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Yeah, that's been discussed

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And we also don't need to spoil anymore

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the embargo is over

north crest
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ah okay

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im assuming we decided on Bone Gnawer?

north crest
weak phoenix
simple hill
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Huh

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Bone gnawer eh

ionic cloud
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mostly because her magic is a tier 3

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she can still not be a bone gnawer

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but considering how she actually went stealth, how this tribe is one of the few that are actually willing to engage with humanity in a non violent way and the magic, it is kind of safe to call her one of them

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or a rogue garou that just so happens to know the spell

simple hill
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Who else are willing to engage with humanity non violently

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Glass walker?

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Children of Gaia?

ionic cloud
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even the guy in the video mentioned the glass walkers yeah

north crest
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I dunno if glasswalker works

ionic cloud
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he also pointed out when the voice called her to get out with markus

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there was a little spider

north crest
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glasswalkers seem like

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too formal for how matilda operated

simple hill
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Glass walkers use weaver spirits right

north crest
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think so?

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although it could be just allocation with a more "civilized" approach

weary plazaBOT
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Most werewolfs get asstiance from wever sperits, but GWs are the most commonly work wiht them

fossil pollen
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Bone Gnawer fits the best as a tactics thing and it being a solo mission with backup implies she is probably also a ragabash

ancient crescent
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I live in Spain without the A

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...that really doesn't work without the auto-loop

deft urchin
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Speen!

simple hill
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I knew it!

radiant drum
patent cargo
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Wheel-Turning Lad

compact copper
patent cargo
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So this did remind me to find the ogrepoppengangleaksofficial tumblr and thus found the post on Kitten's character sheet being more "semi-canon", with videos as the final precedent as to what is canon.

Given how long ago the sheet was made, I'll figure the ever-popular bastet theory's chance drops from "incredibly, highly unlikely" to "basically zero" unless he talks about his grandma's favorite childhood story in an audiolog or something, as I don't recall much to suggest he still has the world's weirdest cat-loving family, and things like the story of how he met Grimal seem to have changed.

Though it could also be a misleading post, because my best guess at the vibe here is "unhelpfully answering the most desperate questions about what is going to happen next, because it's way, way funnier to answer questions about staff opinions on anime"

Canon is made of silly putty I guess

ionic cloud
#

as fate does it in its own setting

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jokes are the deepest lore

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"Lets talk about the moon"

bright aurora
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let's not

weak phoenix
#

The final count for the plush is in.

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Markus bought 4,443 plushies of his father

simple hill
#

No

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We were so close

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To 4444

patent cargo
# ionic cloud jokes are the deepest lore

I mean, I also get the whole semi-canon thing completely. Sometimes I just write things more to get the vibe written out and less to establish what canonically happened. There's a place where canon is set, and if it contradicts some secondary piece I wrote years ago then I'm not too hung up about it.

Given the character sheets in general weren't supposed to be exact canon, I'm certainly not going to be mad if Ogre decides they're not beholden to them in any way.

ionic cloud
#

we still arent sure if the chars are Hunter 20th edition or 5V yet, right?

patent cargo
patent cargo
# ionic cloud we still arent sure if the chars are Hunter 20th edition or 5V yet, right?

The canon (as per the increasingly long disclaimer) is generally 5th edition-based with a hefty dash of "I do what I want this is my show".

The only character sheet known is Kitten's, and his is a HtR5 sheet. The rest might exist in various states (it's certainly not clear from the post) but weren't released as they seem to have been more for story prototyping.

ionic cloud
#

and also the little tidbits of imbued

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or how markus might have become imbued, losing the magic

patent cargo
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is it even a possibility that the eye imbued him? the change in eye shape barely lasted a scene. and a single power does not imbued make.

It is certainly related to the imbued. But I don't think he got the imbued introduction rundown from the thing.

simple hill
#

It might just be an Artifact Edge

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Which can theoretically be used by anyone who meets the condition I think?

patent cargo
#

Presumably created with 100% organic Imbued eye.

graceful jay
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20th would still be regular humans btw

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Reckoning never got a 20th edition since it was very unpopular

patent cargo
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Was that because playing the monster has way more draw to it than a human hopped up on hero powers, or some other reason

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Actually wait that sounded too accusatory.

The imbued are interesting, but I can see how people might have wanted to try their hand at more regular humans fighting the world of darkness

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Assistance from the great unknown kind of undercuts the underdog feeling.

patent cargo
#

…Huh, Hunters Hunted was released before Hunter: the Reckoning.

I can see how that could have been a curveball, yeah.

graceful jay
#

Yeah

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People didn't like the Imbued when they came out

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Because it wasn't really a Hunter game

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Like they wanted

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Then everyone who was around for that memory holed that no one liked them and then wondered why Reckoning 5 wasn't about them

patent cargo
#

It is perhaps unsurprising how Hunter the Vigil came to be

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Given how much of Chronicles of Darkness feels like the RPG equivalent of someone's fix-fic for WoD

warped portal
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Y'know, I can see that

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I only got into WoD during the Chronicles era, and it really grew on me

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Through discovering Demon the Descent definitely pushed me

patent cargo
# patent cargo Presumably created with 100% organic Imbued eye.

Hmm, actually, on second thought, this probably couldn't be an imbued's eye. Even in their own canon they only started appearing in 1999, and Fatigue's history with it implies the oculus empyrean being older than like, 6-7 years. That also would imply that it can't really be an imbued artifact to begin unless the timeframe was really, really shifted back… If imbued even existed in HtP.

There's no doubt it uses imbued symbols, but now I think whatever it is, it's not something pre-5th Reckoning could tell us about.

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Consequences of trying to use WoD canon to theorize about a show that welds its own together I guess

rose rock
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I think it would be extremely funny for the ancient cursed artifact to be from 1999

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so entirely plausible

patent cargo
#

Obviously it was created when I was born that year, due to being the most important person ever.

Don't ask how they would have gotten it from the U.S. lmao

simple hill
#

and so uses the same symbology as the imbued

patent cargo
#

depends on if the messengers were angels in HtP. They... Might not be? If they even exist.

fossil pollen
#

I think I’m the only one who got into Hunter the Reckoning from the Xbox game lmao

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I remember not liking the Vigil because it felt like it had less stuff? It had better vibes for sure

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Oh I posted this in the wrong WoD channel oops

ionic cloud
#

arent angels just Demons?

simple hill
#

Demons are former angels afaik

weak phoenix
#

Yes

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Demons are former angels

simple hill
#

No one knows what happened to other angels I think in modern times?

weak phoenix
#

Angels are Angels

ionic cloud
#

even in the old testament that is supposed to be, just fallen angels

simple hill
#

demon with high penitence/regret resemble their divine image right

ionic cloud
#

also I dont have it clear what is the deal over there due to how god basically left or became a machine?

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or whatever the fuck is going on there

simple hill
#

Maybe god lost a contested roll against a mage idk

bright aurora
#

Always was a machine

simple hill
#

This world was always an orange

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Behold the power of retconjuration

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The tenth sphere of magic

patent cargo
#

and in HtP chances are not good that DtF's christianity assertion is canon so shrug

heady pine
#

The God Machine is cool as hell

patent cargo
#

it's one of those bizarre CofD bits that I originally did not like the first time I read about it like, years ago
now I think it's actually decently cool idea and one that still leaves a lot of theological answers unanswered by sidestepping the issue with an unrelated entity

graceful jay
#

Well no, in CofD God mighht also exist

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Cuz like

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the Devil is definitely real

#

but just Every Religion is basically right

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instead of just Abarhamism

patent cargo
#

...every time I think I know what's going on in this goddamn tar pit of lore

rose rock
#

WoD is quite clown car-like in that way

graceful jay
#

The God-Machine is not YAWEH

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Quite literally is never implied once to be so

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The GM is as allegorical for God as like

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Moby Dick

patent cargo
# graceful jay but just Every Religion is basically right

I find the path of "all religions are true" to be my favorite solution to multi-faith lorewriting (because I use it)

not in the "well there's compromises" way, no

every religion is fully and uncompromisingly correct even when that would horrendously clash in logic, ask no questions about how it all works

even science is true just to make sure absolutely no part of reality is left without questions about how the hell multiple creation myths work together

i hate the concept of undermining a religion's truthfullness when I'm creating one, it makes me feel awful

it also means I can play each one out wholeheartedly within its own context

graceful jay
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I like the idea that every religion is true but it's probably just like

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not As Big as people say it is

patent cargo
#

it's a logic mess for sure

graceful jay
#

"God is probably not omnipotent"

patent cargo
#

something must give when you're bashing multiple real or fictional religions together, and I chose to undermine logic itself

patent cargo
patent cargo
#

I have summed up enough bravery to actually watch Boy Story.

Akira's sword has the chibi wings with the spirals in them.

I am instantly dead from the excessively personal recall, 10/10

warped portal
#

And the Integrator demon faction has a significant number that believes that gnosticism is true, that the G-M does not preclude the existence of God

compact copper
surreal crown
#

I think I've solved the mystery of the D
D is ||Enki-D-u||

green geyser
#

Enki D You is a One Piece character

frail citrus
#

Royal mail mythology stamps

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The full set

patent cargo
compact copper
patent cargo
#

it's like reading the titanfall 2 subreddit, you accrue Insanity just watching it

patent cargo
#

there's also a lot of people in the running around clarifying rules and lore from the splatbooks but it's not always clear who is actually reading from WoD 5th and who half-remembers two editions ago, because citing sources is for nerds

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at the very least I know that everything I've learned on my own, barring literal book excerpts that float around on wikis, is completely unfounded and second-hand

tis a problem only solved by actually getting a copy of these damn things

compact copper
#

And ghouls are still affected by delirium

rose rock
#

Ghouls do not get that much power

patent cargo
#

or people citing Thieving Talons of the Magpie as proof Matilda did everything, ignoring the Renown (5th)/Rank (20th) requirement line and thinking about if sending a legendary elder garou would have resolved very differently

rose rock
#

Thieving Talons of the Magpie as proof Matilda Did everything?

patent cargo
#

e.g. stealing dominate from the ghoul (or vampire that is not actually there and was theoretical) to control Grimal

rose rock
#

ah so it's basically Spellsteal from Rubick Dota

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that'd still, like, require a ghoul to be there to steal the spell from

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and still wouldn't explain the blood test interruption because that wouldn't detect a werewolf infiltrator anyway

patent cargo
#

yeah, but again, you need to be at the end of renown to even pick it. pre-5th WtA allows you to pick sideways to other gift lists at an XP cost, but you cannot pick up to higher rank powers, spirits explicitly do not do that for obvious balance reasons, but also thematically because you are too unproven for such a powerful gift

rose rock
#

and thus Matilda probably wouldn't bother with interrupting it

patent cargo
#

also that

rose rock
#

all signs point to Matilda being unrelated to the blood test interruption

patent cargo
#

yeah

it's basically a "I read this insanely powerful gift and theorized ahead of the other evidence" theory

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also people repeating kinfolk theories even though chances are really good that HtP follows W5 and does not have them.

which, to be fair, I had to look it up to even know they stopped existing, so that's forgivable

rose rock
compact copper
#

The subreddit is weird tbh

waxen ice
#

As they tend to be

patent cargo
#

Way too many people and yet too few people all trying to outmeme each other in a time deficient of fresh references

#

They overconsumed the good jokes weeks ago

chilly seal
#

Do you think Kevin has to wear this when hear Boy?

gusty urchin
split raven
#

premiering now

weak phoenix
#

Chapman is a freak

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Hah

green geyser
#

what else is new :v

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good video though

weak phoenix
#

Columbo dimension expands

frail citrus
#

i love that thumbnail

green geyser
#

so any lore developments? Had to stop watching like a third of the way through

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I do like wht I saw though

warped portal
#

Oh god, what did Door and Boy do to the O'Tolley's

green geyser
#

be american

weak phoenix
#

they probably got attacked by demon burgers

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Also, Chapman and Kevin.

#

They have become the Sam Burke and Twitch of Parenting.

#

Kevin is Burke

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Chapman is Twitch

warped portal
#

||PLANE JUMPSCARE||

radiant drum
#

||Oh no this is Pentex bullshit.||

weak phoenix
#

||Yep||

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||It also is funny that Kevin and Chapman got bailed by the Regent indirectly.||

radiant drum
#

||Ross is absolutely a Black Spiral Dancer, ain't no way he isn't||

weak phoenix
#

||Yep||

short cradle
#

huh you weren't kidding, chapman is a freak

green geyser
#

Who was that mutant guy anyhow

#

Or rather, what

compact copper
#

Oh shit

#

I didn’t even realize there was a new audio log yet

#

||Chapman is a FUCKING FREAK||

green geyser
#

That he is

#

He's very good at putting on a mask of sanity though

weak phoenix
patent cargo
#

Mmmm, fresh horrors from beyond the veil

compact copper
#

Audio log watched

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||Yah this is Pentex bullshit||

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||It could be syndicate, maybe, but like, nah it’s Pentex||

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||The only thing that leans towards Syndicate was the weird phone possession but everything else leans towards Pentex||

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||especially since if we’re entering a werewolf focused arc, it’d make perfect sense to have the werewolf villains show up||

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||Plus like, it’s not impossible the man in the suit was both Pentex aligned and from the technocracy||

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||They do have some overlap||

patent cargo
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||yeah we got time to get sidetracked by straight up Mage lore overload in HtP later, just a dash as the perception of the family expands seems logical||

compact copper
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||Yah, and like, while obviously the technocracy do their true magic in a very different way, a phone that can replicate dominate could have all sorts of explanations that don’t rely on the technocracy||

patent cargo
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||it could also be just thematic.||

split raven
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||could be Technephandi||

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also, ||Nastrum, the company the plane was branded for and that Biggins and Palmer are stated to be part of, is a Pentex subsidiary||

compact copper
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Yah, ||and the guy in the suit described it as an internal affair||

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||Its likely a runaway or traitor||

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||And Ross is almost certainly a black spiral dancer||

patent cargo
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Now of course the big question is

||What is Ross exactly and what is he doing with them

Because he might not necessarily be a werewolf, even if that would be funny for the lolTTS bit.||

compact copper
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||Nah I think Kevin’s comments at the end kinda say it. His remarks on how even if he could handle everyone else Ross would tear them to shreds||

patent cargo
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||fair enough.||

split raven
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||dont know if Kevin knows about werewolves, he could just be saying 'yeah that dude is fucking shredded', but also, imo he's too hairy and big to just be human||

compact copper
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||Obviously there’s a lot of stuff in WOD that can kill a vampire and his ghoul, but the fact Kevin could just tell without even seeing him do anything kinda implies he could tell from the affects of being near a werewolf||

patent cargo
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||ain't he a bit un-horrible looking for a black spiral dancer though? kinda lacks the awful mutations and black fur. Or are those not mandatory?||

compact copper
compact copper
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||I don’t even think he transformed at all with his clothes unripped. Just beat that strange man to death with his bare hands||

split raven
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||not necessarily. many vamps can go hundreds of years without ever encountering a garou. rooSip||
||that said, yeah, being a childe of the regent, Kevin was probably given at least vague info on some other splats||

patent cargo
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||IIRC vampires know about garou but their info is super scuffed||

compact copper
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||Yah they don’t know details mostly but I feel like they’re at least aware of each others existence and that they’re threats to them||

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||Especially since the regent seemed to actually tell Kevin stuff||

patent cargo
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||like, doesn't Big D knows more truthful things about garou than vampires typically do||

compact copper
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Probably

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||But they don’t need to know their clans structure to know “giant wolf men hate us and will kill us if given the chance”||

patent cargo
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Yep

compact copper
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||which for vampires is all they really care about||

ancient crescent
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Like this is the BSD on Pentex's board of directors.

ancient crescent
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Also

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HMMMMM

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That logo on the mask

compact copper
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Oh so yah

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Pentex

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Like that could be assumed but absolutely yah Pentex

weak phoenix
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Yep

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Also, that woman loves her job.

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Great energy for any position

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It's just she's with Pentex.

patent cargo
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She loves her job and the sixteen tons of drugs in her bloodstream

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Majority stimulants by weight

deft urchin
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||Oh lol didn't even notice the rocket launcher behind her back||

radiant drum
patent cargo
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bringing back the "more cocaine than man" jokes at this rate

perfect garou deterrent. if your blood contacts skin they're gonna get fucked up

compact copper
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Also ||finding out that Chapman became a ghoul with his drink being spiked kinda tells a lot why the regent doesn’t really give a shit about him or possibly most of her ghouls||

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||she didn’t even actively create them, she effectively ghouled them passively||

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||she didn’t even care enough to do a bit of kidnapping and brainwashing||

patent cargo
split raven
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||Becoming a ghoul doesn't grant one knowledge. If she just runs around ghouling people at random then there's just a bunch of people who are a little stronger/faster/tougher than usual probably, and have a weird inability to stop thinking about the pretty magic lady||

compact copper
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||Yah, especially since this is a tremere it’d be inevitable they’re drawn to her again||

simple hill
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Isn’t ||ghoulifying randos a massive masquerade violation||

warped portal
deft urchin
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||I mean, guy said he was drugged. He didn't say he was drugged with vamp blood it could've been a normal roofie and then he was ghouled in person||

waxen ice
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||chapman you fucking freak||

river grail
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||Is palmer a fucking nephandus???||

graceful jay
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shouldn't have to uuse spoilers anymore

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time has passed

river grail
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Ah got it

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But like

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Is he!?!?!

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That would be nuts

split raven
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very possible

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the visuals of his magic at least kind of lines up with how they've been portraying them in Norfolk Wizard Game

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(not like a visual 1-to-1 match cause i dont think NWG has shown any Nephandi magic yet besides the giant flesh monster thingy, but with that and how they've been described it fits the flash of spooky darkness we saw when Palmer was doing stuff)

river grail
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also nephandi magic is inherently entropic/destructive so palmer saying that he went easy to minimize the damage in chapman's brain lines up

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the "my father talks to your father" could refer to pentex being in communication with one of the higher generations of kevin's vampire line/clan

simple hill
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I mean it’s pretty explicit

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He talks about having a meeting with the regent later

river grail
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yeah but the regent is a woman

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who is the "father" he's referring to

simple hill
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The regent

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I think he’s just using the phrase as an idiom

river grail
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oh

simple hill
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I doubt Pentax corporate entity identifies itself as male

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So he was just saying “our bosses are in cahoots with each other relax”

river grail
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i see, i read that slightly more literally

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like still talking about bosses but referring to two guys

bright aurora
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He's speaking with a patriarchal idiom despite the Regent being a woman because Nephandi are pure evil and Pentex embodies everything wrong in society duh

simple hill
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Yeah I’m just gonna assume he was being patriarchal

split raven
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idk, he refers to the 'fathers' and the regent as if they're 2 different things iirc VVSipp

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im thinking Palmer's 'father' might be either Pentex or the Wyrm, and Kevin's is either an elder Tremere(the regent or someone else) or Caine

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i dont think he's referring to the Regent though, cause iirc he goes from 'my father talks to your father' straight to 'im on good terms with the Regent'

split raven
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also idk where he got it but Qosmic claimed in his new video that

  1. Blair and co are stand-ins for the Dark Eldar
  2. Palmer is a stand-in for Vect
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(also Ross is 100% the HtP version of Leman Russ)

ancient crescent
patent cargo
split raven
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i mean, Blair being a DE isn't that far fetched with her attitude towards shooting and killing

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idk enough about 40k to know if Palmer and Vect are all that similar

graceful jay
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If we were gonna make an htp vect they'd be voiced by speaker I can guarantee that

patent cargo
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I mean, debauchery isn't really that much of the same theme as the corruption of industry, tbh

On the surface level, you could make the comparison, on a more detailed level, not really. But surface level comparisons are kind of too easy, it's simple to bend into the comparison you want.

ancient crescent
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Actual 40k Vect is the guy who's stayed on top of a society of backstabbing murder-happy sociopaths for 10,000 years by sheer magnificent bastardry.

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To the point of once arranging his own murder, going through with it, and somehow coming back to life, all to figure out and destroy the chunk of Commoragh that was plotting against him.

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In WoD terms he's not a Pentex exec

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In WoD terms he's a politically-active Methuselah at the least

weak phoenix
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"Oh my god."

"What?"

"Um, uh, um uh. T-there's an elder here."

"Okay?"

"A grand elder."

"Oh okay. Oh."

patent cargo
ancient crescent
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Pretty much

patent cargo
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Both are in a world of strings, Palmer likes pulling them, Vect likes cutting them. That's my view. Put it in the "overstretched TTS mirror theory" bucket

ancient crescent
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Palmer is fake stapled-on boilerplate corporate polite

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Vect is playing with his food.

patent cargo
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It probably doesn't help that Vect as a character requires a really high power position to where you are untouchable from consequences. For the world to be a game, you have to be winning, first.

There aren't a lot of things that can reasonably kill nephandi or pentex management. But there are things.

ancient crescent
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And Palmer definitely gives more of a 'middle management' vibe

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He's not the guy who delegates somebody to deal with the plane, he's the guy who gets delegated.

bright aurora
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Palmer is a low-mid level Drukhari in terms of position because HtP would be way out of scope showing Vect

patent cargo
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Middle management, yeah.

He's someone I'm sure could get murked if he's not paying enough attention. $10 says he's dead at the end of the next arc.

bright aurora
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But in terms of smug smarmy evil wizard guy

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He has some Vect DNA sure

patent cargo
bright aurora
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More like they both have a shared ancestor in The Evil Genius from Time Bandits

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STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL

patent cargo
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He's not hopped up on ten kinds of interdimensional ecstasy.

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(for what it's worth, whatever Blair is on seems more like "rage" drugs, which is much more in line with what Pentex loves doing to humans)

bright aurora
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Anyways I guess the point is that there’s a fair point in saying “this guy is a smarmy smug evil wizard archetype character”

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“There was also one of those in TTS”

patent cargo
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Yes, but that's a very broad archetype.

bright aurora
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But it doesn’t mean the characters map 1:1

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Because they don’t

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They never did

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Still don’t

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Probably never will

mint nacelle
graceful jay
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heheheeheheeh

prisma adder
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Ok I'm kinda sad we didn't get this now

surreal crown
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Pyotr looks good and that's bad

prisma adder
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I'm a shameless monster fucker

compact copper
solemn lintel
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bites lip hey there…

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Listen

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Pyotr has always been my type

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So I’m glad we’ve got good art of my favorite nasty boy

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Like GOD DAMN that style

compact copper
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I must admit

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He absolutely serves in that outfit

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Like goddamn

solemn lintel
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He serves and rules

compact copper
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Putting his whole pyotussy into it

solemn lintel
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Don’t call it that

compact copper
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I’m sorry but it was right there

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I had to take it

solemn lintel
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Lmao

slow bay
compact copper
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But also yah genuinely he does look hot in that

solemn lintel
solemn lintel
slow bay
compact copper
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I was never a Pyotr guy but turns out all he needed was a nice haircut and some better fitting clothes and I’m in

steel magnet
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i shall get into this

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soon

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trust me

graceful jay
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You will.

short cradle
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Y'all

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Diablerist Kevin just dropped

simple hill
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Swole

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Honestly he doesn’t get much from diablering his pack mates though doesn’t he

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He’s the lowest generation vampire

slow bay
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you get extra Vitae and maybe some Disciplines IIRC?

simple hill
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Oh right

graceful jay
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He gets the Discipline dots yeah

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and Blood Potency increases

simple hill
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I’m guessing it leads to humanity loss though

graceful jay
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Correct0

gusty urchin
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Decided to throw together a quick video after Earndil decided to voice a little something to go with the art Rude drew for Diablerist Kevin…


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split raven
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Kevin did indeed become great and mighty

graceful jay
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for the record Ape Man is the one I consider scariest

simple hill
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Do diablerie really turn vamps that monstrous

graceful jay
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Protean is involved

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Protean + Dominate lets Ape Boy instantly learn Viss and get Horrid Form, ez pz

waxen ice
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icnb diablerie turns him into christopher walken

surreal crown
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Ape Man's gotta be on VGV

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Vampire Growth Ventricles

steel magnet
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Aight going to continue peak today

fossil pollen
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Godspeed

fossil pollen
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Any word on the next episode or audio log is out?

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Or I’d take more Norfolk Wizard Game too, just chomping at the bit here

graceful jay
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To make up for the video being delayed due to technical issues

fossil pollen
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I listened to episode three of NWG and I gotta say

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I was not expecting this to go the way it did

weak phoenix
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When wizards are involved

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Expect the unexpected

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And or a chimpanzee with a gun.

fossil pollen
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I won’t look at Gatorade the same for a while I think

weak phoenix
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Ab

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You reached that part

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I am sorry for your temporary anti-Gatorade debuff.

fossil pollen
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Mage is truly the weirdest game line in WoD

graceful jay
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Soon

solemn lintel
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oh shit

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maybe i should actually, y'know, watch norfolk wizard game at some point

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mage stuff never quite as appealed to me but it all looks cool

frail citrus
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They make it fun

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I am comprehending at least

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And Down the Rabbit hole man is playing a delightfully ambitious asshole.

patent cargo
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I would certainly recommend it, it's a fairly relaxed play and it even kind of works as an introduction into Mage.

just remember:

Everything a mage says is their own propaganda.

frail citrus
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Is thaaat

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Just a dreaaaaaaam

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I love that theme

graceful jay
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it's a good theme

frail citrus
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Voy don't you work on this stuff

graceful jay
solemn lintel
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its good work

frail citrus
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"It's good food sir"

short cradle
split raven
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yummy wyrm juice rooSipFine

split raven
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okay but where's the picture of odoroshi's yam wine

mint nacelle
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The WHAT

split raven
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end of the new video is just the players talking while SpeakerD takes his dog out for a walk, and Odoroshi was telling them about a bottle of yam wine she got at a Dallas farmer's market, where ig she asked "Are those yams in the wine?" and the dude said "You're yam right they are! And you're gonna buy some!" and apparently Yam Right is the name on the label, and according to her it's delicious

mint nacelle
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yam wine

weak phoenix
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If it can be fermented then it will be fermented.

split raven
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i asked about the picture because the video ends off with her saying she was going to share a picture of it, but it wasnt shown for the audience roo4Slam

mint nacelle
radiant drum
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Humans invented two foods first, bread and beer. We love to bake and we love to ferment.

short cradle
solemn lintel
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He would

weak phoenix
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He would

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but instead of it being a labubu

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It would be a 24 karat gold lafufu

prisma adder
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This is 100% something he'd do

fathom kettle
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Oh!

deft urchin
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Hello. Honestly I'm not sure why this is in the tabletop forum

weak phoenix
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Because it covers VTM along with having a connected sister show through their Mage sessions.

fathom kettle
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I feel it will envelop more of WoD eventually.

weak phoenix
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Oh yeah, considering the Weres are involved.

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We get to some Fae bullshit happen soon.

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Or spirit bullshit

fathom kettle
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I wonder if we'll get another campaign.

weak phoenix
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Be funny if it's a Ghost campaign

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I'm looking forward to the Fallout campaign when it comes out

wicked surge
graceful jay
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Lmao I got used for misinformation

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On reddit

solemn lintel
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Oh no

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What

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What happened

graceful jay
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Oh the mods took it down

solemn lintel
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Oh my fucking god

graceful jay
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Someone edited a screenshot of me to say random theory bait

solemn lintel
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Did someone edit you into saying something-oh

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My

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God

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Dhajhahahahahah

graceful jay
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Very strange

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Especially since I was the one to find it just on my own

solemn lintel
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Yeah that’s fucking wild

graceful jay
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Funniest part of this whole thing is everyone asking who the hell i am

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And also everyone responding thay im the va for boy

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Thus proving our credits are as useful as a gif of a cymbal chimp

solemn lintel
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HSDHAKSJD

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YEAH I SAW

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though i will say every time i read the credits im like "Oh voy! I know that guy!"

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pointing at the screen "omg voy"

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but yeah it was very funny to read in the comments
"Who the fuck is voy"

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you are not a very public figure in their minds I suppose

graceful jay
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I am not

frail citrus
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Keep it that way :p

simple hill
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me omw to spread MISINFORMATION

patent cargo
graceful jay
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I literally said that to the crew

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"It rhymes so it must be true"

patent cargo
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Also I can't believe you got the Hakita/Toby Fox Fake Lore Drop bit transposed onto you, you don't even have the publicity for bit that to work

I want to look into the mind of the person who did this, I want to know what they thought would happen

compact copper
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Congrats for voicing boy btw

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I didn’t know you were a VA too

simple hill
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Voy the voice of boy

icy gulch
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Finally caught up with the show after like six months of putting it off. It's good.

solemn lintel
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tis a great joy

compact copper
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Oh of course!

fathom kettle
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God, I love Keven.

ionic cloud
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not disappointed

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wplace, norfolk england

graceful jay
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Lilesternus :c

solemn lintel
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Yeah that tracks

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God I love her design

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Every shot of her was a delight

compact copper
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If I said what I thought about her

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I’d risk being banned

icy gulch
# ionic cloud

Big-D's head is completely concealing the location of Cockthorpe.

solemn lintel
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Someone has gotta explain “cognis mentis innit” to me

It’s just a thing some characters say and it…means something I’m certain

bright aurora
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knowledge of the mind, or less informally, knowing someone knows something

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that or it's a mishearing of "compos mentis"

slow bay
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yeah compos mentis would be "of sound mind"

graceful jay
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Cognis mentis innit

solemn lintel
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cognis mentis innit...

frail citrus
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Fierce Brosnand is the best monkey in TTRPGs

solemn lintel
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QUEBOY?

icy gulch
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Nightmarish.

simple hill
#

But would door apologize to the vampires as he commits what would be war crimes if they were humans upon them

weak phoenix
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Nah

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Door hates the Blank Bodied.

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They're nothing more but abominations to him.

simple hill
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canadians apologize to the geese too sometimes but they are arguably worse threat to humanity

weak phoenix
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The geese are natural

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The Blank Bodied are not

graceful jay
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Hey, God made the Goose

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god made Vampires

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they're both equally damned

weak phoenix
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God cursed Vampires because Cain committed the unforgivable sin of kinslaying.

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Ya know, honestly, considering the War in Heaven.

gusty urchin
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the first goose was also guilty of kinslaying /j

weak phoenix
weak phoenix
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It's like Colonel Gathers said.

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"When God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against him."

solemn lintel
weak phoenix
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Oh yeah

solemn lintel
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the invention of murder was a big escalation if you decide to bring in the whole heaven war

weak phoenix
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I'm actually surprised that there hasn't been a lot of media that goes "Okay, yeah, so Father has been...Let's go with sad for a while because of what happened".

weak phoenix
solemn lintel
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yeah

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it really was like
the equivalent to inventing guns in a war fought with theater