#Project Moon Games: Lobcorp, Ruina, Etc.
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It takes a while cos ||your sinners do no damage, you have to wait for The Red Fraud to finish him||
Is there more to it than ||using his excision to remove roaches and using a sinner to clash his shield so Verg can damage him||
Not really, sinners clash green skills
Oh that’s it?
Otherwise they clash whatever they can win against
||The Red Fraud should never lose a clash||
Maybe KoDya and Huntcliff weren’t the best picks since his attacks keep pushing them into corrosion when they’re in ATTACK MODE
I did it with those two
OH SHIT
||verg will literally change his targetting for you||
||i thought the desc was funny but no it actually changes his clashes||
Building up SP is a pain otherwise so I’d use Kodya at least
yeah I noticed that and was trying to make him clash what I want
Yeah he clashes whatever you’re not targeting
But I can’t win SHIT
also whats interesting
WAIT IT HAD SPECIFIC TIPS WHEN I LOST
we learn exactly how strong the sinners are
AND I SCROLLED PAST OUT OF HABIT BECAUSE THEY’RE USUALLY USELESS
wait wdym
||Buffclair is a colour, my boy grew up||
my main complaint is how sloggish the whole canto feels the way the fights work
Yea the fights are super sloggy with the whole “super powerful ally clashes their super powerful enemy while your dudes clash their weaker enemy” gimmick 5x over
||also i like how sinclair's thing's reveal doesnt just randomly buff him, but brings up the future of himself, which means he WILL become a mang + shin user, and he WILL be color levels of strong||
||actually, we now know what'll most likely cause the massive population drop||
||I'm less certain, because buffclair wasnkinda cagey on like how much of a future thisnis||
||We’ve had one smoke war yes but what about a second smoke war||
i feel almost like it's a heavy possibility
just because we're also leading a path that we CAN go down
might not be a full on ||smoke war 2||
we do be fuckin with the path
||but possibly a similar path||
ok wait a sec
||Not officially, but in the lil bit||
The passive refers to him as ||The Green Deliverance||
But it doesn’t seem to be a hana-granted title
||It said he was called the Green deliverance or the green disaster||
||yeah i dont think it's Hana||
||So prob a scenario where there isn't a officiatijg bodynti give out ranks||
||i was thinking, all the colors we met are pure sin reson||
||Like thjs entire version of events seems very very apocalyptic||
||Also, shout out to biffclair.getting all existential||
||Was all of my lifw just a build uo to this moment?||
||To give power to myself and then fade away||
also
i feel like this canto, outside of combat decisions
might be one of the best in terms of story style
since it recontexualizes or teaches us about almost every sinner
and through them, all about ryoshu
and what shaped her
ye
also
9-46
||JAMILLA DIDN'T KNOOOOW||
||Also, it seems it wasn't the Soider house working with Limvus to do the sabotage||
||Tgat was all Dias' doing||
Well he very much does, living up go his name. In fact, he lost one turn 1 and we all ate an AoE
I WILL BEAT IT BEFORE THE NERF, SEE IF I DON’T
its too peak to sleep
Current hotfix seems to only cover smaller bugs.
good fucking lord, that came down to the wire
||Rodion corroded at the last critical moment and slapped Heathcliff with Burning Duchess so hard he had to eat our last HP vial, and then the cages on him meant he was at 1 speed and couldn’t clash with the green skills. It was due to sheer fucking luck that Verg somehow managed to win the clash against the green AoE that would’ve killed us all ||
||He brought Vergilius down to 17 fucking health 😨||
AARGHHH I HATE THIS
somebody just
randomly
messaged me like
the new announcer for the season they got
with the FUCKING TEXT:
"||so that mommy won't be sad whe nI'm gone||"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
||Though he did start healing with his attacks on that last turn, which makes me wonder if it’s actually possible for Verg to die lmao||
I think I saw the Will of the Prescript do its equivalent of a freakout
judging by ||sheer amount of pings Rien started getting||
in my face
I
haah
fuming
seething
wasn't burn attached to wrath?
gege
that'a fucked
hmpf.
that it is
sonwhat are ur thoughts so far
i'm on 9-47 rn
I'm fucking dying
yes
heh
lmao
oh my gooooood ||we knew the Udjat had been sabotaged but Jamila didn’t even get to DO anything
||
just so I can get more clash power
Limbus company has paid sick leave
they did her dirty in front of the whole LCE
Also I have to say
Hohenheim had no stagger thresholds
Man is locked the fuck in
on the other hand
I now understand how Olivier must have felt
Also catching up like 20+ levels in stats from EGO resonance
wait no this is diagetic
I've only made if through Middle so far
just in case
Gonna have to do the rest tomorrow
just like how I used to do things in the General reception
my only words.rn when it comes middle
unpredictable, extremely flexible tactics
FUCK.MATTIAS
huh
so that's what index nursefather was supposed to represent tactically
he's doing things identically to the Floor of General Reception tactics
Getting Fervent Beats and winning through stats?
DID THEY NERF FIGHTS
I got outed out of a fight with a patch
oh dang
enemy exterminated
Ah, he tries to make himself feel like a father by giving things
I defeated the canto before any nerfs >:D
And exaggerating
hhaaahhh I keep thinking about the spoiler I've gotten
...
I don't know if I can stomach another Canto 6
|| ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ leaving|| was... was...
hard enough
not another, please
wait was ||Meursault and Outis dying on the stage change during the copefully-not-Araya fight not scripted?||
I was just soloing her with Ryoshu…
||Because clearly Ryoshu being defeated wasn’t scripted, but I’ve got no clue how I’m supposed to beat her with just Ryoshu…||
I used wandering ronin ryoshu
since she has damage resistance
and regenerating shields
so can tank the scratch damage from that boss really really well
Oh, so they are supposed to die?
Okay for a second I was wondering if I just had a really weird bug and they just disappeared because thinking back on it I didn’t hear a death sound lmao
btw apparently the god of the index has a real sick sense of humor
“Peace out, Manager”
I’m coping. I’m coping so hard rn.
The copium fills my lungs.
whats the strategy for daiyuryo
like god
Yi sang''s ego quote changed?
"Defer I shall this glimpse of opportunity"
No, he latee used the normal quote
heart wrenching
||They're using their egos on their own||
win
Woo! First try
don't get hit
i mean do i need to clashguard first or
always try to keep your Protective stance up
so that you get regenerating shield
and damage resistance
since she has 4 skill slots
you should be able to keep protective stance up just by using her s3
use egos to fight tough clashes
since you get lots of ego for that fight
unfortunately none of them provide useful healing
so it'll be a battle of attrition
just go ape shit
you are trying to get the boss hp down to 0
final fight is hell
I’m using NShu with both spider buds and awe-contempt but she just does not have the sustain
she doesn't
have they brought in the fight continue for lunacy yet
Even if I win every single clash, she gets whittled down. ngl seems like poor fight design
defense skills
are younsuignnthem
does it continue the fight where you left off or whats the benefit.
ya
continue
like
i was not joking
whenni said
Fuck no, I’m getting that EX clear
so you don't start at full sp?
corrode
u get a top off
Rien reads picture books for himself
"That's an unfair preconceptiom constructed by grown-ups who take too much pride in being able to read books without pictures"
i forget the specifixs
Imma just go Daishu
oh okay
thatbworks
and def is prob
the easier way
but also u can just
ego spam
corrode
and ur corraion will.do an ego hit
gotta wait till a currency event drops before I can do the story.
sounds like its gonna be hell to do
But that doesn’t solve the problem of her red coins whittling me down
Fine, one more shot with nshu
btw, something I didn’t bring up earlier when it was first mentioned
N shu is a bad idea
rather than crawling out of negatices
itnis
thematically it is
but
it also
thematically
Because it negates the gimmick of the fight that’s keeping you alive
The fact that ||The Prescript rold Rien to cosplay Lolang?||
does it?
Hilarious.
Yes
mood
Only reason you are surviving all those red coins
Is because boss has a lot of damage debuffs
untill they have contem0t
im at part 2 right now and the character cgs are more expressive
Leading to you getting slaughtered
they it's a big sebuff
I wonder if the ||Prescript’s gonna tell him to die in a fuckin sewer, too.||
i mean, i guess
very AK
that was not my experience
lol
WHY DONT YOU STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT
ill never forget that damn screenshot

But it was really funny
Like
Even though it’s an unseen being
Presumably no sentient
Nonsentient
||Sense the flow of time, huh||
also
||it was totally freaking out at the end of the canto||
funny rhing i realized
morostasis
does not effect ur allies
on these gimmick battles
그건 그거고 이건 이거다 
eztremely good when facing ||Mattias||
When ||Rien told me that I was like “what the fuck that doesn’t make any sense in this context you hack”||
did I get that right Charlie?
I groaned when I heard that line in battle
WAIT HE SAYS IT????
Yeah

It doesn’t even make any sense in context
what a fucking poser
He just randomly blurts it out
Yes or no only: is it ever explained or just shown why he has to mimic our favorite Grade 9 fixer?
Besides “Prescript says so”

prescript says ||go do some Ruina fanservice||
My guess is that it was trying to do a whole plot reference to ruina because it’s the type of story arc that it knows lesds to victory
He’s literally Rolex man
rolex ||doesn't have a kuudere robot librarian to help him so L||
Be unpredictable
Serious answer uhh
Bring some amount of sinking
Don’t bother bringing anything with bad clash power
Things capable of tanking is preferable
All the new ids this season work well
And then toss in few high clashers
Like lord hong
fullstop hong + heath, index don + fau
back to odysseyspam basically
Since the boss also applies sinking
Which means your single shot clashers are less reliable
Multicoin clashers are preferable
enlighten me
damn.
Lmao
pray tell
of all the people who could become "god"
I can see that theory
who better than yan to become the Roland Glazer of All Time
That Yan distorted and somehow became the god of the index
In a phenomenon like snake eating its own tail
Would fit with Hermes being a Messenger god
imagine it
be yan
fucking distorts because prescript out prescripts your prescripts
become god
dude become roland
ok
"this is this and that is that" - in the middle of deciding what lunch to eat
godyan claps for peak slop
Hermes is just a real fan of ruina
Wonder how Rien compares to Roland actually
He might be an imitation but he’s still a SoTC level threat
Current Roland? Not a chance tbh
I think rodion is gonna get valencina id now
no 
current roland is like, impuritas-nucleadas level
Since ||she reacted pretty visibly to Vergil describing valencina’s current condition||
His words ||clearly hit a nerve||
Still
It’s less about raw power and more about current experience. Roland has now faced basically every faction but the Pinky to my knowledge, including the Head.
I wonder ||what it is that valencina did to get her fired from her position as Sottocapo 3 days after she was hired||
||what, was she caught badmouthing the capo di tutti capi or smth?||
Who needs experience when you got the magic beeper telling you exactly how to move in real time
Whoever has good outises on support
Please level to 60
Oh right I should do that
I’ll put up udjat Outis
That should help for that fight
And done
Which ones 949
Is that the one where you are fighting a small child
|| it's the one where ryoshu cuts the cors||
Well ||two small children||
yerp
Hey at least she does most of the work hak hak hak
Don’t worry he’s just saying whatever his magic beeper tells him to say
the fabled 6-9 pairing
. . .
all of this
fuck motheringnsuffering
all of this vullshit
all of this torment
9-49 ||SO THE FINGERS COULD JUST HAVE THEIR OWN CONCEPT INCINERATOR||
Your code?
kjh got me again
i'm crying now
also
@cloud wadi This Canto really is saying "HEY THE FINGERS ALL SUCK MAJOR ASS, DON'T FALL FOR THEIR.BS" at max volume
Yeah
I always figured the Middle was like hypocritical thugs
So
Nice to be vindicated on that front
I knew they must be exceptionally evil because they were so nice to each other
Which means they understand the value of compassion, kindness, and loyalty
The fact that they don’t show it to other people outside of their group
Shows that they don’t actually have any firm principles
At the very least other fingers respect their own principles
Middle is just empty
Completely superficial
More concerned with image over subtance
I remember this one visual novel
Where a gang has this real strong emphasis on family loyalty
Charlie
Yeah?
Your friend code
friend code T646741463
Thanks
Thought I had you already
Anyways you tell an important person of that gang that their dead enemy was spending all his earnings on getting expensive medicine for his younger brother and that he is gonna be all alone now
And they almost immediately give you help for taking care of him
Accepted
Scrolling through this channel has been wild today
I won!
Yeagni'm not beat index tonight
I beat it but I had to use like 3 continues lmao
Over the course of the canto
I don't remember exactly the node but spoilers for combat/story node Suddenly, One Day
||Roach Gregor deadass just fucking obliterated a former sottocapo in like 4 hits and then proceeded to fuck us up so bad he got Vergilius to half health. And apparently. This isn't even a full metamorphosis. Bro is half-transformed and is level 90 and beating the shit out of a color fixer.||
But yeah we got shit happening cantos earlier than I expected them to
Speaking of that node, it's beating my ass rn. What do i do?
Lowkey i think I picked my tankiest units and just prayed
KoDya (positive SP mode) and Roostercliff is what I remember using
oh also clash green skill with debuffed sinner to transfer over the debuffs
||the dreaded exception...||
||bro got tired of being called potential man and simply became Man||
||WAIT. ROACH GREGOR IS 5 LEVELS HIGHER THAN SANCHO. BRO IS NUMBER 1 AT PEAK POWER||
yeah
what the fuck are they talking about what the fuck is happening
why didn't the blue people show up
I'm scared
is the flow breaking more
Limbus froze while fighting valencina
oof
9-51 spoiler That’s apparently ||not his peak power according to Hermann||
||yeah I lowkey contradicted myself||
||cuz I also said bro wasn't even at full power and got Vergilius down to half while we were also pestering him||
so i'm there and
||I know we joked about Faust getting roasted inngeneral chat||
||But fuck man this is . . .sad||
post-credits spoilers
||WHY ARE THEY SHOWING US THE GESSELSCHAFT||
G Corp had 3 more of these
it is admittedly noted that this is the most destructive of them
This was the strongest one I think
yeah
That or Valencina is just a fraud
||they're so fucking mean to my cutie patootie it makes me seethe||
Dibs ||on valencina’s relic||
||I think it is likely that this one is the strongest, but also that Valencina is lowkey a fraud||
||Valencina isn't fulyl a fraud but ahe was cheating to face verg||
Somehow possibly ||a more dependable parent than Matthias||
||she had to hit the infinite evades to not get cooked and still got hit multiple times||
Also why is ||Lei Heng a better parent than any of the nursefathers||
||THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING||
Lmfao
||bro is lowkey a pleasant gentleman in comparison to these mfs||
||It was such a surprise that Valencina actually had like some twisted sense of affecrion for both lucio and ryoshu||
Aside from ||asking her to draw the sword twice lmfao||
||I thoughtnshe was just putting airs but. . . yeah no she cared||
||whoever made the comic I sent actually had the most insane read on her of all time||
||they all "cared"||
||like holy shit bro actually hit the head on the nail||
I could tell Valencina cared in a twisted way
She got legit mad at Verg for calling Ryoshu a Sinner
Hypocritical sure
But consistent with her world view
But yeah
Insert more kromers
||so do we think Lucio is dead after getting his heart removed or do we think he can live|| 9-43...? spoilers? something like that
||I do not want to face the ominous purple||
He’s super dead
||He's omega dead||
||Kira is the only one.who might live||
||ki/ra||
diabolical
||technically she was still alive and they got orders to try and bring her back alive||
They ||injected her with some kind of healing agent but they probably ain’t regrowing half of her body||
||Three relics now tied to.the company, and doesn't even.have to.worry aboutnryoshu goung rogue||
||or.well maybe just two||
Yeah she ||grabbed all those relics for herself||
||Unsure if the valencina relic.syrvived getting, uh, mulched||
just don't open this until you finish all of Canto 9
||but yeah like. Albina and the Maestro actually got turned into scrap metal. Ren and Sora don't exist anymore. Dihui Star was Araya and Araya lowkey got erased from reality like Ren and Sora. Mathias got a fucking basketball sized hole through the chest and then Vespa hit bro with the world-cutting cleave. Poland killed himself in an alleyway||
||I think thst relic might legit survive a nuke. It’s a relic||
hate
||the only reason Valencina isn't the deadest member of the house of spiders is because 3 of the others got fucking concept incinerated||
||that they got me to feel sorry for that bastard||
||He really was just a puppet pulled on strings, a servant to an.uncaring god||
You know what’s funny
||I.guess the city wanted a roland to.end up dead in that sewer||
He’s been doing this cosplay for over 20 years
||same. like. I hate him so much. but to an extent I also just. feel sorow. feel pity. for him. he's so unimaginably resigned to the Will of the City. he doesn't. know anything else. everything he does is the prescripts. there is no aspect of him belonging to him.||
||He wanted to be a father||
||So badly.||
||wasn't it the prescripts that told him to start a family?||
||He was so close to breaking the orescriots. . . butbhe didn't||
||oh wait no yeah I remember now with what he said||
||Yes, but if younlook at the secind phase flavor text||
The last thing he ||remembered as he got cut is the face of his real child||
||It talks about his internal resenment to the prescripts||
That’s probably why he never developed ego
And why he got sent to the spiders house tbh
||He was literally doing the Roland gimmick, but he never had his realization||
It’s where all the shame of the fingers get sent to
it's. it's...
||...I dunno. Somehow, I came out of this feeling sorry for Rien, Valencina, and Araya/the Dihui Star||
||He never broke free of his sorrow||
||Yeah, i didn't exoect that either||
||But just goes to show that everyone is a victim innthe city||
||Except mattias||
||Ring and Middle can eat shit and I don't care but I do feel sorry for Albina||
||He's jist a scumfuck||
||Matthias though I was glad to see got||
same
||Matthias deserved everything he got and more and I feel no sorry for his death||
||like I had to hold myself back from cheering out loud at 1 am when I saw the giant fucking hole in his chest from Moses||
||Man was the pure concentrated hypocrisynof the middle in human form and he reallymshows why Charlie considers them||
||The most morally despicable of all the fingers||
The worst finger yeah
I a on vespas side rn
should have ||gotten a hot robot girlfriend and 9 other friends to beat the shit out of him so he could understand||
KILL EVERY FIMGER
At least everyone else holds themselves to an actual principle
Middle explicitly has none
I SHALL.CLEAN THE CITY OF FINGER TRASH
They are very human in that regard
||erm actually only half of those friends beat the shit out of him||
Which makes them worse than the monsters
||at least where I'm in at the story. idk if maybe everyone helps for the Keter realization||
I think the valencina fight has too much stuff
It froze completely
I had to close
Actually understanding the value of compassion and kindness and honor… and yet refusing to show it to people you consider inferior… to be a far far greater sin than not understanding the value in the first place
||keter realization is Angela vs Carmen where she uses the power of all 9 of them||
||but its techncially the entire library fighting him, the rest are just doing support work or whatever while you deploy 3 floors to beat him up||
okay how the fuck are they gonna top this one with Canto 10
||Insane riiip to all of the sora fans||
like genuinely how do we get higher than this
From now on, I will rush most fights and use continue
I will actually try latee
||Ohnshe's so cutez i hope she l8ves||
"mersault, have a better canto than Ryoshi"
"yes manager"
||AND THEN SHE GETS KILLED SO HARDVSHE'S ERASED FROM EXISTENCE||
end of canto 9 spoilers
||the whole thing of like. Ryoshu has forgotten her daughter. but so long as that scabbard stays, and so long as Dante is there to turn the clock, the threads across all realities interlinking them will keep Araya with her... god I'm actually such a fucking wreck. oh my god. this Canto was so fucking insane and peak and heart-breaking||
How many nodes does this have, in total?
51
okay crazy prediction here but
with Great Trichiliocosm on Yi Sang
||I'm lowkey guessing that the Index Nursefather ID for him will be Burn/Sinking/Poise||
I need more Udjats
||ryoshu prefers finishing people off rather than prolong suffering||
So ryoshu's parallels with the nursefathers are defiances of how they perform their philosophies
I like the fact that ||LCA would have actually, in fact, wiped the floor with Rolex if not for the sabotage||
Her art, her sense of family, her respect of structure
side note
entirely messed up, incoherent team I used to beat the final boss
i saw this
and nowmyou all ahev to.as well
||>>> i WILL be drawing that CalliHohen ship art because you cant convince me Callisto is not even a single bit turned on by Hohenheim's descriptions of his dying coworkers ||
fuckin unhinged prople on twitter
because I forgot
I see the vision ngl
that fight stole 80 lunacy from me
||also Callisto is a fraud and Hohenheim is my GOAT||
but i couldn't even be mad
I just reset instead of doing lunacy resurrection
lmao
Each nurse father is a different abusive parent archetype
||valencia: pretty obvious, directly degrading and physically abusive
Mattias: overly indulgent but uncaring about your actual desires and only seeing you as the version he wants
Callisto: hyperfocused on molding you into his ideal
Dihui star: neglectful and emotionally abusive, taking her emotions out on you
Rien: enabling and providing just enough good to keep you locked in with the other abusers
||
yerp
Holy shit
||Rien is a Roland cosplayer||
||I knew i wasn't seeing things whenni saw him pop up in the trailer||
||Hohenheim using himself as bait||
I just want ||my fake rolex furioso Yi sang lmfao||
I'm genuinely all in on Rien Sang being poise/burn/sinking
because of the new E.G.O
like there is no fucking way it doesn't happen I swear
whew, only took me three tries. And I didn’t even have any deaths on my final try 
That’s the power of Heishou.
Heishou and reading comprehension
||that's why rien never finishes the stories; 1. He knows they sometimes end badly and he wants to pretend that he doesnt already know this does too and 2. Coming to an ending is the thing he can't do, because that would be stopping the abuse
Its also why hes the one most focused on bringing her back; the enabler is the lure to keep the victim coming back. Maybe this time Valencia will stop drinking and beating me. Rien said she would, and hes been good to me...||
IDs this season are about to be fucking insane
Hohenheim tells to not be bound by numbers. That which is described is not the world
Reminded of that teen titans episode
ye
||Sin coins scare thenshitnoutnof me, man||
||I DO NOT WANT THE URPLE||
Yo, sinclair? ||What is this dark fantasy shit?||
||I DONT WANT IT||
||music like doom plus dmc||
||@cloud wadi could you offer any insight on the “SAD” and “NGL” slang Ryoshu tries out the ending cutscene? How do they differ from her normal sangria? I’m assuming the difference is lost in translation.||
||Green and Purple are so fucking scary please KJH don't do this to us||
I'm fearing for my fucking life
||no defense on sinclair? He's out for murder||
||Gregor isn't in the ending credits scene... I'm scared...||
||He genuinely does not need it||
She says ||SAD and NGL||
normally she'd say it like this
||S.A.D. and N.G.L.||
Sinclair is saying ||She's using her contractions in a more fluid manner||
you can tell from her voice lines too
she's more ||soft spoken when she uses her SANGRIA||
also
when normally ||she puts accents on each letter||
people who.say that ryoshu didm't get moments to shine innthis canto
i genuinely thing
weren't paying attention
like
comparison
this feels liek a canto thatnis less trying to getbpeople tonlieknryoshh
and morr just
further diving into ryoshu as she is
There's a lot of showcase of others, but still leading back to Ryoshu.
||assume the secondone is "Boring as Hell||
but ye, i think that in total
the gimmick fights were neat but each ran a bit long
like often i had gotren the gimmock
ams jist
i assumed that ryoshu got her love for performance and theatricality from the Ring
but now I see she gets it from the Middle
didn't have the dmg output
also wtf ||there's a Bloodfiend Elder who works for the Ring?||
||APPARENT FUCKIN LY||
i think a funny thing about the Maestro
Fucking tzi
||Is that he really is a fuckin hack||
No fucking wonder they put his ass in the house of spiders
Hes extremely technically skilled but boring
yeah
Hes the sakamichichan of body mutilation
He’s a hack
oh. yeah I had picked up on that, I thought that maybe there was some Korean thing I was missing 
that is an insane comparison
but your avsolutely right
fuck
are you fucking shitting me
also
Sinclair ||came all the way from the future past to call him boring||
told you lmfao
Lowkey Albina's sword is more interesting than bro's art
||Sinclair trahsed albina's aword and whens he said, tounshould have killed me first||
he’s such a fucking poserrrr… 😭
||He straigjtnuo said "Oh i was getting to that"||
literally the prescript told him to say it
"Hermes is Yan" would be so fucking funny ngl
||There is something so sad||
No someone just hacked into his stupid pager so they could yank his chain
||In having your final words . . . not even be your own||
||”kill yourself in the Roland hole with a spork”||
||The fuckin fork was cruel||
sorry yeah, the fpoon
the one metaphor he always loved to use
Do you think the prescript was just like. ||Kill yourself with a fpoon|| or
Callisto is literally a hack with incredible, long-honed skill but no originality or new ideas anymore
This makes him The City’s equivalent of [INSERT ARTIST JOKE HERE]
without a coherent message
on Ryoshu
i already made a sakamichichan joke
They're all just. Pathetic. And sad. And washed up.
Sinclair ||finds it boring after taking a good look||
I didn’t see it
sinclair ||did the time traveler bit||
||Hoenheim buddy i applaud the distraction effort but youndidn't need to dig that deep into your trauma||
charlie
pls
anyways this also makes Callisto the funniest Nursefather
Everyone else like
Did a crime against their Syndicate or betrayed its spirit somehow
callisto got ||exiled for being a hack||
which, tbh, is a ||great crime to the Ring||
Callisto ||got reviewed so poorly by his people that they told him to DIE||
||Or, well, fuck off forever||
Bro made art so boring they told him to leave and never come back
Matthias ||stole the Relic which is why he got exiled right||
||Killed his brothers for it||
||And while no one could prove ot they all suspected||
makes sense
Rien is ||the only one who didn't technically do anything wrong, but it's the index||
and Valencina ||I dunnow, slept with capo di tutti capi's daughter or whatever that would get her fired from sottocapo position||
I do love that upon getting thr full picture
you can really see
how each Nurse father
fully encapsulates the failures and hypocrisies
of each Finger
Yeah yeah I know lol but also they’re FRAUDS
lol
BUNCH OF BUMS
my fsvorite bit
of charscterization
||Is that mattias can't even use the relic he got||
Okay so on the tier list of frauds
||He killed two of his brothers for a hunk of junk he can't fully make use of||
he's not ||compatible with it? Lmfao||
||He can but barely||
||Which of the nursefathers is the biggest fraud||
||He’s the minimum level of compatibility required for it to not kill him||
||But just like the toys in his corridor, all.that matters is that he has it||
||Lævateinn||
||Mattias||
||oh that probably means Bari's Thousand Pound Bow is also a Relic||
anyhoooo… still a bit miffed I got spoiled on you-know-what but I’m more than satisfied with the execution all the same
ye
along with her ||Dragon in Spring and Lotus in Autumn||
||It’s so dismaying as you realize that Matthias is quite literally a giant crying infant who throws a tantrum if he doesn’t get whatever he wants and only cares about the next toy||
well not even the spoilers really since it was theorized, just that the spoiler was based on leaks
||Faust did not fucking lie, contract promised the complete obliteration of the spider house, and well, completely obliterated. Only person who might be alive is Kira and she got sliced||
||And once he's bored of a toy, well||
||God that moment of shock with kira||
||There appears ot have been some other lines in this contract but that clause has been severed, and thus, is irrelevant||
I feel so fucking bad for the apprentices
fraud tier list from biggest fraud to least fraud
|| mattias
valencia
Callisto
dihui star (original)
Rien||
||That cut deep. the switch from excitement to utter betrayal||
||Albina was very unlikely to make it out alive but oh god I feel so bad for the others||
||Future sinclair sound track fuckin bops by thenway||
do you know what's the funniest part for me
||Callisto got repeatedly clowned before The Rupture Saviour appeared to dissemble him, that was pretty fraudulent||
||but arguably rien is also the biggest fraud because he's a fake to the core||
if ||Ki/ra tries to leave the Middle over this, they'll kill her||
||Well maybe, maybe not||
||fucking temu roland||
||And Kira was the second most unsympathetic, so the fact she’s the one who survived is
||
||It seems liek she wss only kind of a member?||
||Win a fight with my skills or intellect? Nah I’ll get carried by sheer power while making every single error possible and getting dicked on by a lv45 egghead||
||Not fully accepted?||
||not that I’m entirely unhappy with that outcome, mind. I still like her.||
yeah ||kira|| might skate because ||the other middle people literally refused to be introduced to her. they have no idea who she is.||
Sora ||had an ego and everything. There was no turning her away from the Index||
Kira ||still has a chance of a different life||
||I am.sad we didn't really get anytging on Ren'a deal||
||Especially given he was Araya's disciple||
||I'm sad we didn't see Bamboo-Hatted Kim||
i think ||Bamboo hatted kim is still a bit cray cray for field operation but maybe we'll see him for the intervallo?||
dude it was such a cope hope spot for me ||when he tried to skedaddle away with Araya’s corpse||
Ok locking back in time to finish the Canto
I was like ||oh shit he’s gonna abscond with the body and do some shit and we’ll meet him again later probably if the Pinky shows up again||
Rien throwing ||Sora into the muga ryoshu concept incinerator to test it out, as the prescript wills||
||NOPE, GET ERASED||
deader than dead
||"I'll get to be apart of your family if i manage to beat ryoshu, rught?"
"Sure thing kiddo"||
i got the impression he did feel a little bit bad about that
same
||but in the end he listened to his prescript||
he feels bad about a lot of things but it never stops him
he's the enabler parent
yeah
Feelings don't mean jack shit if you don't act on them
the funniest thing about this is
||If Yi sang is rien sang than that means everyone's guess on heath for getting the roland id||
I think the funniest moment this whole part 3 of the canto was
||was as wronf as wrong could be||
||Will of the prescript flooding Rien's pager with messages as the battle turned badly||
like
lol
||Even though the Will can only communicate through a simple machine||
||I could tell that it was panicking||
things ||were NOT going according to its plans||
0 correct decisions made, 0 pieces of acclaimed artwork produced, 7 times dicked on by literally-whos who outsmarted his ass
ngl ||I don’t want a Matthias ID anywhere near my boy Heathcliff now. He deserves better.||
i think cosmic joke|| will mean heathcliff gets Ricardo ID||
I am pretty confident ||Rodion will get Valencina ID eventually||
since ||Rodion clearly empathized with Valencina enough to get hurt by Vergil's words||
||Valencina is too pathetically self-effacing and miserable not to be Rodion||
do you think it'll be ||version of her with the Odin's Eye Relic or her as the war hero||
||I dunno, the Precognition mechanic is pretty nuts but also war hero Valencina is obviously more heroic and interesting as a playable character||
||Even to a woman who was torturing him he knew what was coming||
||And knew that it wasn't something he'd wish on hisnworst enemy||
||I mean yeah, Gregor's whole thing is throwing his wellbeing and self-regard away to ward people away from his verminous self and ask them to just kill him rather than suffer that awful thing's presence||
||AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FINAL.FORM||
||It eas dunking on vergil like a fuckin rookie and thus wasn't even close to it's full power||
but yeah ||gregor with fully unwrapped present I think would no diff an arbiter||
||Literally.only one.bia the powee of.friendship||
||tbh I think that was only the first layer of wrapping||
||WHAT THE FUCKNWAS G CORP UP.TOO||
I assume every Corp has something similar in their back pocket
||I don't think so||
||Gregor is much more than some decisive weapon of war, I think the Ungeziefer Kaiser is lowkey a fail state for what he's supposed to become||
||Like genuinelyz this seems like something above and beyond thenorm||
AAAHH
||Lord Hong complains about not being allowed to use Heishous full power unless there's a war||
Poor Faust tbh
||Huh, then maybe, but still||
yeeaaaaah
||I think Maost was right to ignore the Gessellschaft. Fuck them catty bitches.||
||The getting clowned in the discord jokes are a lot less funny now||
yeah its true that ||G Corp level of wunderwaffe may be exceptional but every corp has like, "BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" level of secreet weapons stashed away somewhere probably||
I know im interrupting something
But
Like
This is
The second time today
And
Its jusg
I
I am trying not to... to be spoiled... so... but then....
Haaah... move on, ill take my leave
yeeeep
Also the Audacity ||to call oneself "The Lovely and Guileful"||
it may well be best to stay away from ALL pjmoon communities while a canto just dropped
I stopped browsing this until I needed help
ye, u gotta stay away from.any socials
Oh, I trust you people in here, and my restraint
But not my yt shorts just
Showing me
That
Its
...frustrating
Youtube is one of the worst offenders 😭
||the tiansha star, aka the black whirlwind||
||천살성||
||ThebKiller star||
||Heaven Killing star||
also literally means the ||heaven-slaying star||
||Verybappropriate||
||So… we getting Fingered next?||
I mean
this kind of spoiler?
That kind of spoiler I can appreciate
it's mysterious, it doesn't unveil much
it only tickles my fancy, right?
Name so badass that it appeared multiple times in different webtoons
||i'm pissed that this entire project was just to make an industrial geade human evidence shredder||
||are we in Q Corp now?||
We are in the ||Ring Corridor||
Oh right, ||it’s IN the Corridor, isn’t it…||
No way, it's ||Hohenheim||!
lol
||Yerp, you gotta stall him out||
Ah you are at that stage
||He only rakes 1 point of dmg for a few turns||
||matthias just refuses to die unless you hit him with Moses’ red pillar ||
||From any and all hits||
Fun fact.
I got precisely nothing from that
hah... whatever
Go, my enkephalin
lock down the Canto
||Did Matthias not ever call Rien out on dressing like the man who slaughtered like a whole bunch of Middle?||
Think about it from his perspective