#Helldivers 2: For Managed Democracy!
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I cannot wait for people to get got by Outcasts
grey goo would be fuckin sick
like you put pants and a jacket on a gelatenous cube
i'm imagining the ash sections from titanfall 2 kinda
yeahhh
enemies include "model citizens" (obvious crash test like models), "dog 2's" the sequal to dogs and the solution to home defense, "self driving cars" and "goo cops"
flying enemy thats a big goo manta ray
boston dynamics AR-15 dogs
helldiving through grey gooed white picket fences
yeaaaah
the satire then being that the grey goo does actually follow human commands
but super earth is like "no we cant interact with this evil fascist monster"
so you "illegal broadcast towers" that are obviously hastily evacuated nice places to live that people were fine and super safe in
its like a bright reflection of the super earth suberbia, but super earth hates it
grey goo would be really cool enemy
just carbon copies of the suburbs from the intro
I'm super surprised AH hasn't made a cosmetic for HD1 owners, like from an economic angle. Seems like an obvious way to get another big boost of money lmao
only thing is you gotta find a way to play gray goo thats not just shooting a puddle
Because loads of people would buy HD1 just for a cosmetic in 2
prey 2017 typhon type beat ez
^
Back pocket maybe
ive just kinda been assuming they dont want to do that because they could also really easily just say "the next warbond is all cosmetic and $10"
and people would buy it
nah amkos asked us to not talk about human enemies
Hazops armor I guess
Oh ok
I really dislike the idea
Discussion moved pretty fast sorry
goodnight o7
I don't want to shoot a man shaped man in the head
oh you played the first one right
Yeah
werent the cyborgs enemies you could fight in that one
the cyborgs are literally human right?
Cyborgs were fucked up and deformed with cybernetics
but, thats still a human?
How about some biotic blob monsters for fourth faction
Or is that too similar to insects
Yeah, but they weren't just Normal Guys With Guns Like You
i think it's different bc of the level of cybernetic augmentations involved
i was thinking that, like resident evil style
isnt the entire point of the satire that it isnt different, thats just what the ministry of truth says
like the whole
brain bug thing
I mean they are very visually inhuman
sorry what i meant was that it's different from shooting people
in starship troopers
no like, yeah, you are shooting people, they are people, they just look different
Like soft fleshy horrible abomination enemies rather than chitin and claws
yeah exactly there's a certain threshold of robotic that separates them from the same headspace
Yeah
Shooting bile and tentacles
I don't want to shoot normal human soldier guy , rebel or otherwise
Maybe some sort of plants...
thats like the whole point, like the psychically reading the brain bug in starship troopers and knowing its afraid, was a confirmation its a person, and the campaign of earth in that movie was evily shooting people
Plantoids
if they're 90% robot it's just shooting robots, if they're 100% meat you're doing murder on a person just like you
HD1 cyborgs were very strogg looking
break out the napalm it's time to GAME
Maybe flamethrowers will become useful but what would they be like
idk if i'd say it counts as confirmation of personhood, more like confirmation of human-level intellect
thats basically what personhood means
sapience and sentience
but the primary point is that bugs don't look like dudes, and amko's point as far as i'm aware is about the visual aspect of shooting a flesh and blood guy in the face
I don't want a faction that is Normal Humans Like You
I don't want to shoot different colored SEAF troopers
i'm curious, is it a gameplay/fun thing or a morality thing? either is valid tbh
Stalwart, Rover, EATs, Railcannon or Cluster, Breaker Incendiary or Dominator. Honestly EATs are usually enough.
Ooh how about fungoids
The trick IMO is at least two ppl should be capable of killing chargers and up.
Looking like those horrible halo flood
For me it’s both!
im also partly confused because my entire thing earlier was that they would be like a biological version of what i didnt know that the automatons in HD1 actually were-people that look just enough not like people that super earth can lie to you and make you feel better about shooting normal humans
me too tbh, kinda crosses a gulf into milsim-adjacent fun which is a very different vibe
because looking att he wiki now, automatons are litereally just, humans
i thought they always looked all robot and inhuman
instead of having meat human parts
anyway i really do need to sleep
No the cyborgs were human
I want something weirder aesthetically and then also like I think I would find the satire less satirical if I were killing humans.
and dont want to start an argument
they're identifiably robotic enough that it's different in weird vibe way idk
Yes this
I need the layer to play and not feel really bad about it
Yeah
yeah fr if i want to shoot rebel dudes i've got arma for that
It’s sort of a worldbuilding thing across HD1
thats just a dude
but that requires a degree of committment and gravitas i don't want to expend on helldivers lmao
i can see why they didnt do that in this one
The bugs and (most) of the illuminate are also just dudes
Yeah I get that
that WOULD be kinda more horrifiying to shoot in the head in non iso 3rd person
It’s sort of obscure text in 1 but all the bugs are actually pretty smart iirc
oh 100%
I think that's precisely why they made the Automatons for the sequel
i feel like to me the difference between this and a person is that the cyborgs are zombie-like in aesthetic in a way that lets you detach the fact that they're dudes yk?
So as not to have people having to shoot people up close and viscerally
Cyborgs in third person like HD2 would feel weird
honestly i really dont
gets less funny when you're doing more "realistic" shit in a way ig
i have the same thing with human zombies-thats literally just a person with a magic disease
I personally - and this NOT shade to others in a different boat - just wouldn’t be able to find a too-human faction humorous
Yeah the idea of a faction that is Humane Like You who's whole shtick is being normal
maybe it's a me thing then, but i just think that bc they're more deadlike visually it doesn't come across the same
it's less funny when you're doing fascism on Normal Dudes
also for a biotech human faction i was thinking less "different coloured seaf trooper" and more
with the lore being its just humans in suits
Wasn't talking about that tho
Like in Destiny the more time we spent getting to know the Eliskni the more uncomfortable I felt shooting them
I was specifically talking about people's pitch for rebels/evenworsethansuperearth normal human guy faction
Legit actually contributed to me stopping playing that game, which I’m sure was the opposite of the intended outcome
Didn't some people find like a 'parasitized' Charger body or was that a weird hype hoax
I am glad these didn’t make it
my pitch would be that these were humans who developed alternate tech like the cyborgs
compared a bit to the genestealer cults form 40k, except more advanced, basing tech of termanid stuff
not that you would be fighting civilians with guns and technicals or anything
AIAT
it's different when you're killing dudes with a clearly defined culture that aren't all evil which kinda ends up being at odds with destiny's gameplay
like the cyborgs/automatons it turns out already are this
(Destiny joke - they look like Hive to me)
I mean literally every enemy in this game so far are better than super earth
yeah
Oh thank you
iirc its uncomfirmed what it was but also just looked like earth barnacles and was on a water planet
so could be just, an alternate appearance effect
but could be more
Ya, it’s kind of the Hive word for “Amen”
god i was going to bed, sorry
lol, sleep well
There have been some surprise enemy types like that
Or at least rare variants like Behemoths
i think the best way to go "human faction" is go all out with the silliness and campiness of it
like
thus is the state of the pilot net
once you're in you can't get out
part of the crew part of the ship n allat
the best proposal ive seen is basically a bunch of clones (that super earth made) who rebelled and are practicing unmanaged democracy
who have a punk rock/mad max aesthetic
Still no
and super earth's entire attitude to them being all pearl clutching moral panic
This game is brutal and you turn enemies into chunks and craters
Yeah
given the amount of high-caliber anti-armor the results would not be pleasant against meatbag dudes
I'd rather not turn a platoon of normal human dudes into manghetti
the autocannon becomes much more gruesome once the targets aren't super tough
Also; it's more fun to fight giant robots and big weird alien designs
Autocannon vs. human infantry would surely make for a great chunky salsa recipe
This isn't spec ops the line
yeah
Not here for that experience
yeah 100% that's what squad and other games r for
Ye
not here for the chunky salsa shit
okay im pretty sure the 500kg bomb angle goes in the direction you throw it
eagle comes from behind you
thats why theres that one video of the bomb landing on the cliff the diver was on
based
I think a nonhuman faction where it's totally our fault is a good one. Maybe living plant parasites? Like a zombie/fungus infestation but completely nature themed
except for glorious glorious e-710 via cluster munition
Takes over automatons somehow and bugs
this is some incredible cartoonish shit
Plants or Rockmen are good
i def want more than the original 3 factions eventually
"Basically The Flood' would probably work fine
lets become besieged on all fronts
and its all super earth's fault
give me a target rich envirronment to point my big fucking gun at
again i present this for your consideration
aiming is undemocratic we hipfire up in this bitch 🔥🔥🔥
Given the amount the game sold there’s probably going to be another faction or something eventually
just mag dump
if enough of the air is replaced with lead you'll hit them eventually
unlike other live service games AH actually planned out the live service part
which is fantastic
also them being receptive to shit the players have done
like the whole malevelon creek thing
Yeah it’s usually well executed
the pace at which warbonds are rolling is wild i did not expect it to be so fast
like its great how you can actually make an organic story about the community line so far
i'm used to being drip-fed cool shit
but i've hardly had time to do the 2 other warbonds
Yeah them actually having a plan and content lined up and scheduled before they released the game is great
they are interacting with the actual stuff the playerbase is doing which feels really good for the players
cause they get to be part of the story
explains why so much shit is leaking too
Yeah other games don't get as many leaks because they don't have shit to leak
good problem to have
no straight up it's so nice being able to follow shit that's going down as the playerbase wins or loses
if this was PC only like warframe theyd be able to drop shit w/o notice
wait
ignore that lol
for some reason i forgot warframe had console
added bonus, i get to see random twitter screenshots and get hyped for the future drip
they are managing the community stuff really well
Do they have a history timeline in game?
I wonder how well the emergent story will hold up in like a 1 year to new players or if it's very modular where you don't need to know what happened last month to understand the current major order's
the fact that my only gripe is that a few messages are discord only is a very good thing
mhm
that and the lack of badass swords (rapier i beg)
endless war is endless war i feel
humanity will fight forever
the only thing new recruits need to know is how to move and dive
and how to inject themselves with drugs
the average helldiver has no idea what a supply line is, they just drop onto the nearest highlighted planet. i don't imagine that needs changing
supply line
more like unnecessary line
real helldivers source their weapons on the field
true and real your only supply is your comrade's corpse
(this also applies for emergency rations)
I feel like thematically it should be a saber, rapiers are for dueling
definitely an officer's sabre
a rapier is not the weapon for hacking away at bugs nor is it an appropriate battlefield weapon
No thanks but maybe a cannon that shoots rapiers
The tricky part of melee weapons is definitely going to be balancing the fact that you are just Some Person™️ wielding a piece of sharpened metal/plasma against robots/unusually large bugs with the gameplay interest of making it actually fun to use. I don't know if they'll actually go in on any melee weapons, but a saber or something might be neat, and I guess we'll see how it goes.
Bayonets good
Bayonets and sabers were in HD2 so I believe
Oh also, has anyone else seen this kind of mech before? I found it in the field today.
Give me the 1 handed saber for my ballistic shield and be a knightly terror to bots
The cockpit looks different than the standard, but I haven't seen too many of those and may be the fool.
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love me some propaganda
"on every planet, our bombs bringing hope" is such a fun line
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I feel like that's gotta be intentional
probably
the chorus is extremely remenicent of a Sabaton song i can't quite place atm
That’s a Lumberer from 1 but with a missile pod instead of a flamer
Same cannon and elongated body
Ooh, I see it! Though it looked like there's a hole in the middle, like there were those two wedges and then a recessed portion. It's somewhat visible in the screencapture.
I look forward to seeing them in the field at some point.
I think that’s a missing armor piece in the wrecked one or a smaller redesign
I'm not 100% sure, but I think I see a cockpit there, with some padding where someone would stand(?)
I wish I'd gotten a better image, but this was 30 minutes into a solo kill-the-charger mission where one charger didn't spawn for the longest time (the objective said "Kill Chargers: 0/0") and I was rushing terribly. I did find the charger eventually, at least.
That looks accurate - I just think there’s a door missing in front of the pilot cause it’s a wreck
Yeah, some kind of emergency-release thing
Mech upgrade that's literally just an escape hatch in case of critical damage lmao
ship upgrade where you get an ejection feature but it ejects you from the front into where all the enemies are shooting you
You understand my vision completely
Mech upgrade that ejects you with explosive force fast enough you deal the same damage as a hellpod but you're not immune to physics damage
I think something that'd be sick is like hellpod upgrades, like stun AOE on landing, or cluster AOE, fire, shield bubble, or slow aoe or extra hellpod damage
ejection that goes straight up and can kill you with fall damage if you are in a bad spot
how long has super earth been fighting these wars again?
is super earth the same super earth it always has been or have multiple planets been super earth
It's always been one aiui
The "war lost" endings are not canon for HD2
I don't know how long Galactic War 1 was but its been about 100 years since it concluded
Are they?
Ah lmao, yeah that's fair
Most traumatised blorbo
Have they ever said they aren't canon?
I haven't seen it but there's also been no mention of it
And Super Earth has defeated all of the HD1 enemies
It's not impossible especially since Super Earth Historiography is probably pretty managed
But yeah with the bugs farmed, cyborgs put into liberty camps, and the Illuminate disarmed and gone it looks like Super Earth won galactic war 1
would they ever mention that they lost tho
The strongest indication we have that they didn't is that we have an official HD2 Super Earth map and it has earth's continents
IIRC, there's been about a 100 years of "peace" between HD1 and hd2.
But they wouldn't mention it much
the terminid breakout happens, triggers the start, the automatom front breaks out at about the same time
they had the same continents after super earth was blown up every time in HD1 tbf
I always just assumed they'd literally chisel the planet to look like Earth
<@&1206091872716595200> anyone interested in a couple of bug 7s?
I don't think its impossible but I do think its sort of
It's much more complicated for it to be a new Super Earth imo
I also think it's MUCH funnier is the thing
Historical photo
It is funny for sure
clearly doctored
I managed to be one of the last automaton fighters by not playing for a while on an automaton planet with an incomplete op
ok so. i will not be a jerk about this and will not whine.
THATS NOT WHAT IT IS
And not playing like all weekend
but. I don't know who thought hellmire was like, fun
THEY ARE ON THE WRONG FRONT
I got trapped against a cliff by 3 fire tornadoes while being solo alive
anyway, complaining over. hnnngh hnnghn hnngh
10/10 would dive again
I legit had like 10 sq ft I could safely walk in
And 0 reinforcements
Clearly we have some delayed video feeds from the automaton front
Extremely Memorable Helldiving
i just witnessed a diver surviving traitor elimination artillery for like minutes on end
they're all dead forever so nothing can happen
Hellmire gets a lot more fun if you Light armor, Stamina upgrades, and muscle nehacnement
It is definitely memorable but like... idk.
not my cup of tea
legit tho I'm actually really glad others like it
Don't worry everyone the automatons are all gone forever
I've been running a lot of light arc resist
:)
Anyway, grabbing my meds then i'll try pinging again
Hellmire extractions get wild
I don't mind hellmire so much my least favorite planets are M. Creek ones and the bloodmoss planets at dawn or dusk
I just don't like the extreme lighting on M. Creek
For some reason, that specific hazard maakes me real stressed loool
And you can't see SHIT attacking into the sun on place like Ubanea
Fire nados are the more aggressive hazard for sure
I think ion storms are sometimes more annoying but they don't limit freedom of movement anywhere near as much
But there's something inherently satisfying about bugs dying to tornados
I like the moon
same I love the moon templates
I think what I dislike is sometimes I feel like really trapped with the tornados
I like how wide the sight lines are and the terrain feels cool and sci fi
so it feels like there isn't a solve
<@&1206091872716595200> We need more men. To helldive. Into hellmire.
The good news is that vs bugs at least there's very little which can get to you alive when you're trapped by fire
smash cut to a burning half alive charger which can get to you while trapped
this last run it was a bile titan on ifre
You wanna explain all this btw, Rattle?
They where on Hellmire
There where no survivors
Has anyone ever actually been to super earth in hd2
It's pretty easy to be in orbit of it but no
None of the crew except maybe the democracy officer has
They talk about wanting to see it in some of the conversation lines
So many a time fire tornados just completely blocked extraction for me
<@&1206091872716595200> Super Earth calls on you to crush bugs!
That does not make for a happy Sharkl
I shall join in a minute
anyway @unkempt river going afk to walk a pupper, afterwards i can
They are very very on hellmire
maybe they want bug juice for ftl
sneaky bots
@cobalt patrol you can take my slot when you get back
major order complete!
🥳
yay :)
no schottkey
back to fori prime...
one of the planets of all time. fori prime at night has the worst visibility of any planet i've ever been to, which makes me miss the automatons' glowy bits
Catalog expansion: carpet bomb
Is there a new one?
not yet no
Usually it takes a little while for a new one
maybe one day some of the bugs will evolve bioluminescence like some of the specimens on this other planet hoxxes
don't shriekers already?
The Catalogue Expansion thing doesn't work for anything at the moment
haven't seen them at night but i wouldn't be surprised. the nests and spore spewers definitely glow already though
figured it wouldn't, it doesn't even have a cost
either a bug or something that slipped through the cracks
might just be very orange, not sure actually
tf is wrong with your video encoder?
live automaton feed
I knew I should have added a winking emoji or something
IT IS TOO LATE
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There we go
Just some minor tweaks to the footage, and popped it on youtuibe so that it could get uploaded to hte heldivers server
this is a meme right
Well this poor motherfucker is dead
@cobalt patrol spot open now if you want to hop in
Not currently
t-tall 
Nope, this is actual footage from Hellmire, it happened to us about 30 mins before Liberation was completed
Never seen that many bots on a level 3 before when they where in their own territory
Also the dunes of hellmire and its generalized lack of cover did uh... did not do us any favors
<@&1206091872716595200> i need that e 710
The Galaxy map as enough space for 4 factions on it
fuck, didn't get the daily in time
or multiple fronts for factions to insert in, maybe, remains to be seen
fixed a bunch of crashes, nice
now if only I'd get the medals from the last two major orders :v
huh oh shit, if you're in mission when a daily mission rolls over you can still complete it
You can also finish the new personal order without ever seeing it, if it rolls over while you're in-mission xD
Oh, not just bugfixes, but more accurate damage stats for explosive weapons in-game.
And the "known issues" now include a whole bunch of stuff more that needs fixing - which is good in that it means they're working on it.
me getting zero medals from MOs and POs because I maxed out medals ages ago 
I just buy random stuff from the warbonds when I get close to maxing
Nalesh my friend, I have unlocked everything
skill issue
absolute unit patriot
Remind me what the cap is - I don't wanna miss out on medals, but I'm trying to save for the new warbond.
Did we take Hellmire on time?
(and I've bought everything I want. There's a few more things left, but not many.)
250
I think so
Lovely
oh can you only have 250 in your inventory at a time?
yes
thats right
ooh, Update
did i miss anything since yesterday?
i saw someone earlier in the thread say something about Automatons on Hellmire?
unlocked the Quasar finally
oh shit
i think i might still have access to the farming mission i found on Hellmire
i do
that's really convenient

seems like fish to me
hellmire doesn't have sanddunes
like they showed in the vid
fair
just woke up and saw something interesting so i mentioned it
i'm still on Hellmire farming
It was me, and I can post some clearer footage later. It dropped for us about an hour and a half before Hellmire was liberated. I think it was very rare tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsrcSHaLlSk
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Also, it would make sense of why we have been seeing automaton and bug corpses occassionally drop on one another's planets.
mhm
That said, if a bot comeback happens in bug space, that means the quadrants aren't necessarily limited to single factions, which is a wild concept to consider
that would be fascinating
going to grab the second warbond today
prolly grab some armor stuff in the store
could
OH BOY
screenshot?
wait what
LETS HAVE A LOOKSEEE
screeni
in game
ITS BEGINNING
i just hopped into a mission
im loading uop the game now
I'm gone for three weeks what's happening
THE RECLAMATION AS BEGUN
what the fuck is happening
Ill show once im in
THE BOTS ARE BACK <@&1206091872716595200>
Relax on the pings, yohan
I REPEAT
Screen shot please
oh fuck they are going for Cyberstan ain't they?
THE BOTS ARE BACK
CYBERSTAN
Chill, dude.
I get the excitement but please chill, folks
From the little intro sequence:
they took cyberstan
intro sequence?
It does a little zoom in and shows the ships arriving from outside the map
oh fuck
They've already taken all of Valdis, we need to defend Lacaille and Hydra
fucking hell
oh fuck
yayyyy
my greatest enemy, my greatest friend
yeah lmao
In minutes
the automaton
FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
They've been overdosed on meth
I called it weeks ago that their goal was Cyberstan and they would have a huge armada.
I appreciate the libcon 1
I think we all saw it coming. At least somewhat
Does cyberstan have lore or do we just know it has a roboty name
lmfao Libcon 1
Yeah like, the bots where gonna come back quickly
it's the cyborg's homeworld
CYBERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN.
and the cyborgs made the automatons
Makes sense then
Cyberstan is the Cyborg homeworld
Cyberstan is the Cyborg homeworld from the first game and the automatons are trying to liberate them
Ye
cyborgs joining the automaton ranks would be really interesting
having fleshy cyborgs in with the automatons? thats cool
Just in time with those new bot units to
really kind of sad we didn't get to fight on cyberstand
perhaps it'll have a unique tileset?
I mean, we're in phase 1 of the invasion matey
We'll get there
yeah no I know
how do defense missions work anyhow, do we need to keep them over a certain percentage of liberation?

what do they do
It just says reduce visibility
oh that’s manageable
Who looks at these planets and decides to make farms out of them
hold a higher percentage of the planet at the end of the timer
Also my first time seeing this mission
its new
Oooooo
My guess is, we'll defend the hardest one
the fight ended and they just restarted it for no reason? why do they hate peace and love
Right, the peace negotiations were almost complete
tHREE WHOLE DAYS
super earth: "as we foresaw all along. da automatons are back babey."
also super earth:
THE RECLAMATION
they are upon us
CYBERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
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we must meet them with steel and liberty
My exciting footage from yesterday kinda feels less exciting, but this is SO funny
No respect for the peace-keeping actions our honorable helldivers have taken for free liberty
this is the strangest embed I have ever witnessed
shit son it is on
that gif is so fucking funny
it's walking hte baby for that person who seems to be too tired to stand :D what a helpful robot
Ok, hear me out, what if cannonnically that is what happenning in that footage
i am at least glad for one thing
I would, in fact, beleive it
i get to KILL more AUTOMATONS
anyone up for some tuesday afternoon heck dive
my FAVOURITE helldiving activity
Everyday we fight Automatons I feel more and more
proof peaceful integration of automatons is possible (i am killed in the next 7.843 seconds by traitor-seeking airburst rounds fired from my super destroyer)
no
you're a HELLDIVER
for PEACE and LIBERTY
new defence mission type is great
I much prefer it to the retrive essential personnel or whatever that one is called
keept getting deducted credits during those
Proof that you need to use heavier bombardments
Freya the Personnel Obliterator
with this stratagem i summon large quantities of dead bodies
democracy is indiscriminant against the enemies of Super Earth
I wonder if it is just outright replacing the old one
If so huge W from the devs
Not being afraid to scrap a mission that players don't enjoy
It's not
I heard bots 👀
On the bright side
i'm still on Hellmire farming SC but i'm going to hop on the Automaton front soon-ish
The pause on procreation applications has been lifted
Approval is just 180 days away
No time at all, really
they came in fucking quick
Yeah they brought the whole shazam
goddamn
and just last night i was wanting to go back to fighting bots
It’s too bad no one could have foreseen this 
guess my wish got granted
i wonder if they will try to free the Cyborgs from their righteos re-education
I called it MONTHS AGO.
Bots are about to get loads of upgrades from their parents
and if we might see the Cyborgs return to their old anti-freedom ways
that would be extremely undemocratic of them
I know they're all socialist monsters to be destroyed, but imagine how happy they must be reuniting
Big metal crush claw arms hugging
Cyborgs telling them they are wonderful and did a great job
How proud they are
i just hope we get more unique maps and whatnot
god if they actually come out with a trench world that the automatons are defending, i may just spend my whole weekend playing
would love some urban environments
In Cyberstan there is a family reunion of epic proportions
We've had Robot Vietnam, time for Robot Verdun
Imma call that Cyberstan is going to be the first urban tileset
it seems likely
welp, they sure brought it a fleet this time
yup
I just dropped into a D7. It's
ten times the size of the force deployed by them during Operation Swift Disassembly
Beautiful ;w;
I liked the little animation of ships sweeping in from the border
Somewhere there is a cyborg hugging a devastator and telling them how proud they are
that was cool
It is the best day of the Devastators life
i wish
im just saying it would fit with the new warbond
got a gas mask wearing medium armor, a devastator-themed juggernaut and a grenadier, plus a stick grenade
i just want my flat, winding trench filled map with massive craters.
We gotta plant the flag of super earth on the Robotstag
i mean, ideally we'd get the Argonne
Just saying this for clarity in the event, that mission type can never make you go negative, it'll just potentially hit 0 on the payout
i mean
i'll be impressed if you hit 0 payout
genuinely incredibly impressed
Oh, for sure deffo, but figured I'd say it regardless for anyone who didn't know
would love for a planet that, according to Super Earth records, is a lush, beautiful garden/forest world, that has been grinded into muddy wasteland
bonus points if it's like that because WE bombed it once the Automatons took it
I had a friend who didnt realize killing civilians deducted credits, so as soon as we reached the number for the objective he just started gunning people down
absolutely democratic
That's MalCreek

You are right and you should say it
WHOA
the Automatons came back in force
Malevalon Creek is still my favorite planet to fight on. Idk why, but fights in the creek are much more intense
it would be cool if they did that imo, but the change that i would desire (absolutely riddled with craters, trenchs covering the map, machine gun nests dotting every valley and hill) would be significant enough that i think current MalCreek enjoyers would hate it.
10x the force that they deployed during Operation Swift Disassembly
with that said, i think turning worlds into trench worlds could be cool. maybe as like a "if this planet is disputed territory for 9 days" kinda deal?
New defence mission is very fun
eventually all maps turn into moon crater maps
the crabs of maps
lmao
What does it have you do?
defend an entrenched position
It's so good ;w;
compared to evacuate essential personnel its basically the best defensive mission
Honestly I dont think they should do that. I like their map design, I dont think they should change it too much
<@&1206091872716595200> we have space for one more IT IS DIF 9 BE WARNED IT IS DIF 9
wanna join us amko?
Work
Quit
or you ashley x 3
I'll be around on Thursday
took a direct hit from a cannon turret tower on the shield and survive with this much hp and a bit of a tumble. what da hell
ballistic shield i should specify
It's a good shield
They're good shields, Bront.
I'm surprised at how good AMR is against bots
It feels so bad against bugs, but bots is great
@orchid pulsar still have an open spot?
hell yeah
:)
THEY ARE BACK ❤️
The new defense mission is so crazy when everyone brings sentries
Why do i hear explosions outside my window?
Huge thanks to the original video I got inspired by that never fails to crack me up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjjZacZSWT4
Also a huge thanks to the Helldivers community that managed to extract the game models. FOR DEMOCRACY!
#helldivers2 #animation #memes
I love democracy.gif
how does the new defense mission differ from like extermination mission or ye olde evacs
<@&1206091872716595200> anyone else interested in diving?
It's a dedicated faciltiy to defend. You start off up at the rocket launch, and it has several tiers of gates that you can close/open
you get 2 minutes to setup, and then teh automatoms start flooding in
The bototm most area has two entry points, then there's just one for each other one
:o that soinds cool@as hell
Gates can be destroyed
Oh so is almost like a tower defence mission?
and you're holding until X rockets get launched (was 8 on diff 7)
20 minutes, we finisehd at... 7 minutes?
so a rocket every minute and a half or something?
I hope they end up just replacing the standard evacuate important personnel with that
unfortunately doesnt seem likely
I'd just hope they make evac ess personnel more defensible
Evacuate isnt unfixable, it's msotly neeidng things pusehd even further out on where tehy drop
My favorite is that clip of the scientist jumping on a bot grenade
T-
Thanks dude
What are you doing
HELLDIVER NO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN AUTOMATON GIRLFRIEND WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BORDERS
that's so funny
Cyborgs being freed is gonna be interesting
I wonder what new and interesting things they're gonna cook up for the Automatons
I WILL GET MY COMMUNIST ROBOT GF
HEART STEEL
WE KILL
ON TO WAR
Automatons just got their R&D think tank
Cyborgs are gonna be evacuated out to safety and churn out upgrades, I'm betting
I don't think the cyborgs are going to be risked in direct combat, they're too valuable and shooting humans up close and gory style with the new graphics brings rating problems in European countries
Robots much easier to have as enemies
The infantry waves
Ye
I’m imagining more like, a command vehicle
Maybe like, VIP units that are protected by automatons
Being piloted by a cyborg
Hell there could even be side objectives attached to it
A cyborg being nearby providing buffs to Automatons
“Destroy the cyborg bunker”
Destroy a cyborg brain tank
YOU FOOL YOU FORGOT TO READ THE SACRED WALL TEXT
Cyborg detected
WHAT YOU MEAN THE GUARDSMAN IS NOW DATING A NECRON?!
A great lesson in why non-super earth prosthetics should be destroyed asap and under no circumstances integrated into citizen physiology
See now that is a super earth approved prosthetic
FOR DEMOCRACY
Super Earth approved
Maybe you have been cybernetically enhanced to be able to fire such weapons
Surprises me they don't Dreadnought Helldivers with a smidge of life left in them
Whats the difference?
cyborgs are traitorous
Cyborgs have cybernetics
we don't do cybernetics
Steeled Veterans have Augmentative prosthetics
We have demonetics
Technically his extra arms would be the augmentative prosthetics right?
So you can argue some armors have that, like the ones that help you throw stuff farther away
Yeah, we don't have cybernetics
We have servo-assisted prosthetics
Having my face and scalp replaced with my X-03 helmet and facemask has not only improved my tactical awareness, but also means I never have to deal with an itchy nose!
And a great boost to your charisma for sure
Yes, the scar tissue was getting a bit thick from the claws and rockets and burns
Kids love to paint your X-03 during photo shoots!
The Helldivers made me the man I am today
It's probably because we didn't buy enough Eagle Sweat and their stocks went down
Coincidence? I think not, we simply needed to be more patriotic

But we all konw what TRUE patriots would wear
Give us the Real Patriot armor we need, ArrowHEad
I feel like bug killin is a better way to get super samples
but maybe its just because running from bugs is marginally easier
Ballistic Shield is useful again
"It must be the whole damn covenant fleet!"
One of the most memorable moments in gaming, the outtro cutscene to Halo Reach's 6th mission, Long Night of Solace.
I don't own any of the footage shown in this video, all rights go to Bungie, 343, and other affiliated companies.
I challenge you to beat 28/28/90/211
gotta carry them samples
that is a lot of samples
https://youtu.be/Iq3iJdfIuyo also, alternatively:
The Loading video from the mission "Wolverines" from call of duty modern warfare 2.
Locate and protect codename Raptor during the beginning of the Russian invasion of America.
© 2010 Infinityward/Activision
to this day I have no idea how one physically gets 28 kills in a full mission
I swear these extraction missions are getting harder
perfection
It would be cool if cyberstan has like the city tileset that the first game had
But thats been pretty much the desire for most of HD2 so far is even more variety of maps. (Its not dissapointing mind you its just i want more)
My combat stats ammuse me
on average, 36 enemies die for every dead helldiver i'm responsible for (Friendly fire AND my own deaths)
...and then there's the melee kills where i've only b eaten something to death 7 times, showing my clear ethical superority.
You know it strikes me
That even though helldiver casualty rates are horrific
Casualty rate of the enemy has to be much worse
oh yeah
it's so much worse
i mean the automatons came back with 10x numbers in their mega fleet
Helldivers really are elite
but we still absolutely slaughtered them in Operation Swift Disassembly
in like 3 days we killed an equivalent of 1/10th of their current mega fleet
that's a lot
Helldivers are very d isposable elites, but they're still quiute potent
1:36 kill ratio is well
good
it's crazy good
and because they are so disposable while still having access to insane weaponry
Our accuracy is absurd in real life terms
they can do maximum damage
In real life a 1:500 accuracy is about what you get (1 hit for every 500 shots or something)
meanwhile i'm often coming out with an acuracy of 75% or so.
3:4 in otherwords.
our bullet acc according to Helldivers.io is higher globally than the amount of bullets we've shot
which means Helldivers statistically kill more than one enemy per bullet
It also doesn't count accuracy for laser weapons
jesus
it's around 20 BILLION vs. 573 million
not bad numbers
Hell yeah
yeah statistical average of 34 enemy kills per helldiver death is really fucking good
34:1 K/D ratio is nuts
no straight up that’s wild
objectively Helldivers are omega fucked when it comes to killing
like no matter what you say about the like 70% casualty rating in the tutorial thing they are still winning massively
Tbf helldivers aren’t that special they just have an insane amount of firepower in orbit and a satchel of call in grenades
i mean yeah that's the point
quantity has a quality of its own oorah
the way they work and the armaments they are given makes them monstrously effective at killing
every diver has the ability to call in a shitload of 380s there’s no way we could lose
If you ask me the REAL heroes are the people on the bridge clicking out of free trial pop ups to steer the orbital lasers
I hope so
lmao
good to know that my medals should arrive at least
i'm still missing my medals from Operation Swift Disassembly
I didn't spend enough of mine, because I'm trying to have 250 ready for the new warbond and wasted some : 😭
yeah i'm still missing my Operation Swift Disassembly money
Meanwhile
at 250 and counting for weeks on end
RIP me
hoenstly thoguh it's hard to get too mad about this
And take a shit tone of meth and believe in themselves
We need that medal money, explosion warbound is coming soon 👏
I have three warbonds and not enough money for any of them yet
Wonder if there will ever be any kind of resource sink. Sitting at 500/250/100 samples and 50000reqs is underwhelming.
I need those super samples ;w;
Consumable sink where you can buy bigger fireworks on mission completion
Send your surplus to other super destroyers in need!
Idle resources do nobody good
The most expensive firework option involves actual explosives large enough to set off the ship’s alarm klaxons
And deprive them of the opportunity to demonstrate their individual merit and commitment to spreading Liberty? How could you suggest such a thing. Every man, woman, and child over seven deserves the chance to prove themselves.
I’m really glad they’re aware the current system sucks lol
What is the minimum age to inlist in the SEAF anyway?
18 I think was the minimum?
Which sounds surprisingly good of super earth till you realize it also endorses child labour
So they aren't sending every man woman and child over seven then?
See if they sent the 7 year olds they would need to make smaller armour which would be inefficient
The 7 year olds get sent to the factories instead
And get custom fited PPE... if available
(Look you have a black Templar pfp I had to do it)
Everyone does their part, but not everyone's part is the same.
If that 7 year old can hold a rifle he is more than ready to shoot bugs
You see that Bile Titan? It's barely a YEAR old, what is the baby's excuse?! /j
Someone has to work in the factories
Not anymore 😢
They escaped again?
We may have the lower the minimum age to 6. Truly, those automatons hate the children* of Super Earth.
*This will no longer be true in a couple of years, when the socially acceptable age for children to work has been recognized as 6, but it stands for now. Damn robots!
Cyberstan is very very unliberated, so I'm assuming so. Super Earth might be Gainfully Employing them elsewhere, though.
Welp
Time to make the bugs work for superearth
I suspect like a lot of things it's them dealing with the impact of "Oh shit, we assumed a max of 120k ccu. We now have peaks of over 700k CCu. Uh. HELP"
lol yeah
bit of an issue as we are using them for fuel currently
i hope we get exorbitantly medal expensive but reasonably priced in super credits colours at some point as a super shop options
as a resource sink
You know, i'd like people on Helldive diffuclty to be better
i basically solo carried thatm ission becauise i knew how to stealth around bots
On that note, i have been sleeping on how good Orbital smoke strike is.
wish it had a little lower cooldown, but it is immensly strong
Huh did you know you can beat hulks to death with your bare hands?
Lol
Me and a friend tried it this morning when we heard the automatons came back and we were fucking around
Also found out if you stand behind the hulk's right leg it's easiest to stay behind them
god i had a hellish mission like that a few days ago
i managed to sneak around them causing hell and get two bases on my own, ending up curled in a corner waiting for the bots to deagro and the timer on free respawns to wind down for the two dead teammates
and the third runs right on top of me dragging a patrol
we had so much time
Oh god one time i was stealthing a detector tower and my WHOLE TEAM showed up and burned 9 lives fighting the horde of hulks they weren't thinning
MNy contiuned 380 abuse serves me well
both of these two bozos bought the orbital laser, and then used it up early
often very wastefully
like it's a great strat, but if you're gonna be that liberal with it just... bring 120 or 380
do yourself a favor
(it's exactly why i bring 380, because i can go Bot drop? No. Heavy base? No. Escaping hell at extract? No.)
thats how i got those two bases!
crawl up, hock a 380 and a 120, leave
I heard my new favorite headcanon for faction lore
The automatons don't really care too much about super earth, they just need oil to live and we're between them and the bugs
hah
pfft
It would be extremely funny to me if the bugs were like the ONE mostly innocent faction in the setting
And everyone just keeps trying to kill them for their oil
Fun fact!
I still have a crack theory that there are brain bugs somewhere
They are??
even the little ones
Like i knew they were individuals but like
Don't they have simple little animal brains?
Nope!
oh my god its all people
So they're as smart as a helldiver?
i mean
Given the state of the helldivers
thinking about some teams ive played with
They seem animalistic
Maybe even smarter
:3
But for real i definitely buy them being individuals with their own brains, but their behavior is so much simpler than i'd think if they had like, a culture
Or communication outside of pheromones
Like i don't really see bugs sharing complex ideas with each other that weren't just evolved
This gem really cemented my assessment of helldiver intelligence
Brain Bugs? Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!
I did not put adds onto this, Sony Pictures did.
honestly though, thats also like, part of being both an alien and one that had all society and culture stripped from it and was raised in a factory farm for a 100 years
which, is what we in cannon did to the terminids
True! So bugs in hd1 had an actual like... society???
its kind of miracolous they even managed to break out of that
So they're like planet of the apes humans?
i kind of hope they and the bots win
Fuck the bots but the bugs can win
hah
