#Baldur's Gate 3
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||The guy is a dick who only cares about you as a tool to his own ends||
||However I wasn't aware you were forced to go Cemorphis, is this is you don't get Orpheus and don't allow any companions to go cermorphis either?||
||I think she's talking about the Astral Tadpole||
||Emperor was like "Do cermorphis" and the only option I had to reject it was a will save||
||It's not full, only like half||
||Oh that one, it's difficulty is based on the amount of worms taken before IIRC||
||So if you take 0 it's a free pass||
My first one was no worm as well
And they ||didnt need a roll at all||
Tragedevesty
for those that want to get her in a good playthrough
you need to knock her out unconcious while she is temporary hostile
instead of just hostile
Like steal stuff in her sight line to piss her off?
i guess?
Seems a bit gamey but I suppose so is quill

Sadly that's one of those things videogames will probably never do as well as a human running the table
Well "sadly" honestly I'm glad some things will always be in the hands of tabletop
I believe if you start a fight just by attacking her and not dialogue it works
I'm still mad that in our main 2P game my buddy knocked her off a ledge
I was gonna eat that worm 
I still think ||the emperor's reaction to you eating the special worm instead of sharing it|| is funny
my character is the personification of Fuck Around and Find Out, so I tried to slurp the first worm we found...which makes the game tell you "Your Dream Guardian will tell you when it's time for that"
I simply yearn for immense supernatural power despite being a barbarian
I did learn that you can't recruit Minthara by baiting the goblins to the grove, yeah :(
I am now double fisting +1 hand crossbows
I keep running out of spells because I'm doing the healing plus bard stuff
So I was told by chat (I do streams of my first run through) that I could have minthara live by stealing in front of her then knocking her unconscious. So I will meet her later. She was terrible though, literally hold person on the bard then running through the entire team to smite me and instant kill me
Double hand crossbows good
I'm going barding
Hey so since I've just passed it... is there any way to sneakily kill that hobgoblin in the goblin area?
I wound up just dropping a bomb on their followers
Which hobgoblin in the goblin area?
The leader bloke. The one trying to talk to a mind player corpse
Ahh yes
I closed the door and killed his whole gang, put someone on the drum to stop them calling in reinforcements. Although that's probably not what you meant
I think I just called the ogre horn there
You sorta can with silence but I think the camp is aggrod when he dies
You can sneaky kill the priest lady though I think
Yeah I snuck up to the rafters, dropped a bomb on his followers in front of him, then had a bad ass rafters fight
Coool
I did kill priest lady sneaky style. I asked to talk in her Chambers and snuck Karlach behind her and crit a smite
Silence also works there
It actually has a lot of fun uses
For example in act 2 ||when breaking out the prisoners you can silence their picks to stop the guards being altered||
I killed the priest sneaky style ||Got kidnapped and had my ass saved by some random person working for a devil||
The worst thing for that leader dude is that I decided I did not want to fight him fair and hideous laughtered him while Harolding and hand crossbowing the followers.
I do not know the flask
Ah well ill keep that a secret
I just ||slaughtered the guards first >_>||
Also works 😛
||I never came across any prisoners in act 2 but I think I did it real weird||
They're in ||the tower basement||
But yeah the dude was immediately on the rafters, then on his ass laughing for like three turns, even when Karlach went in and started to smack them really hard in the face
Lae'zel trip into a beat down is the best stratergy I've found so far
just trip them then get your entire party to kick them
Ah the power of friendship and extreme violence
Also I'm trying to date lae'zel and she already has said she wants me carnally and I'm honestly surprised because she barely seems to like me. Wyll likes me a lot more
They have different thresholds for that sorta thing
Some want to bang you before they love you
Lae’zel is by far the fastest to sleep with you
She just needs the barest sliver of respect >_>
Karlash wants to smash like, immediately
Wyll propositioned me in Act 2 and turning him down was like kicking a puppy
Just a bit surprised is all. Wyll has like double her approval points. Not that I'm complaining.
Ye, like I say it varies on character
Which makes more sense imo than the classic bioware, get 100% approval to unlock sex scene
Yee
Bioware loves to put a sex scene just before the final boss
I will say it makes me suspect that lae'zel is sniffing me though.
She keeps bringing up scent and I'm a weird looking halfling so I'm like... I... see. When have you sniffed me?
It just makes me think of that thing...
people just hate to see a girl winning (smelling you secretly)
Combat do be stinky
me and my...
checks notes
Barely moving while screaming insults at the enemy
Don't bards cast spells by using their musical instruments?
I don't need them in hand most of the time
Double fisting hand crossbows and screaming insults
we are once again troubleshooting mods to see if we can get party limit thing to work
Oh a bigger party limit?
ye
any issues in particular?
hmm
playing 4-player
ive had mixed results with it, it always breaks the new character screen
but i got it working in act 2 yesterday
but when i tried the same a while ago in act 1 it didnt work
we tried making a new campaign to make it work but it just did not
in my experience even when installed correctly, it messes with character creation
so maybe enable it after you have a save on the nautiloid?
we're currently in act 1 ofc
we got past character creation perfectly fine both times
but we can't recruit more people
:(
Uh what
So uh, I chose Gale as my Origin, and died
And got resurrected
||But the aura is still there||
alright, gonna verify integrity on the game to see if i can get the party limit mod work
I will admit I'm kinda spooked about going down into ||the underdark|| in act 1.
I've found it like TWICE so far, both terrible ideas. It certainly feels like... a higher difficulty place.
But I've purposefully barely explored it
||I'd recommened being at 5th level||
I'm getting there
I also found a bag full of gold and a spider egg. I'm... guessing these are like a summon? Or do I keep them in my inventory and a little buddy hatches?
It's a thrown thing iirc
Yeetus
I also found a "charming little egg"
Lots of eggs in my last session
I think that one is just an egg
egg
egg
Egg.
egg
This conversation is very different if you're githyanki
ok so we did end up figuring out the problem with the party limit remover
because of how we did the mod setup, aka one person in our group setting it up and everyone else downloading their setup
only that person had the actual mod installed properly
everyone else just had the multiplayer patch properly installed
so uh
yeah that was a thing
Least it's worked out now
It’s really funny how if (Act 2 end spoilers) ||you eat the Astral Tadpole, Emperor gives the most exasperated “well okay I guess if it works”||
“Tav what the fuck are you doing”
I imagine of a room of githyabki at the creche just pointing and saying egg to the room full of eggs
Hit level 5 and my build is online
Love that
4 attacks, an assured 12 damage on top of whatever the die rolls, and the ability to make a character vulnerable to piercing
Nova bow build
4 attacks?
Would turning phaalar aluve into a spear be an act of heresy
Curious half drow would like to inquire
Like with a mod?
Ye
throwing a phaalar aluve as a spear sounds fun
if the shriek goes with it you can do some real damage with BT berserker and eld knight
I wish there were some stronger Favored Weapons in the game
Charge-Bound Warhammer is good but it’s gonna trail off eventually
It’s pretty good till mid act three I think
… okay it’s been a while since I’ve whined about how this is not actually a successor to BG 1/2, but having seen this
Auuuuuuuugh
if you know it's whining
The Flail of Ages is a much-heralded weapon in BG2, a +3 flail with multiple heads, upgradable to +5 by adding more of them, with each head dealing a different type of elemental damage. It’s supposed to be a weapon of legend!
Why even call this it

Its kinda cracked by 5e standards
variable melee weapon type w/ afflictions
I do think its funny how Act 1 is very much its own game, but Act 2+3 really ties it all back into BG1+2
its a clean way to do it without going "hey go play an ancient pc game to understand any of this"
two ancient pc games
two ancient PC games plus a hefty expansion pack
Just to ask, because I think I broke the chain by rescuing Halsin first, what happens if you find ||all that stuff about Kagha being a dark storm druid or whatever they're called|| before you rescue Halsin? Can you do anything with it? I keep trying to talk to Halsin about it and it's never an option
Hey uhhhhh I just watched Raph’s bossfight for the first time
Why the fuck is this song going so hard???!?
What were they on for this????????
Passion.
||You bring it to Kagha, the rats around her transform into Shadow Droods, and you fight. There's a check to get Kagha to side with you in the fight against the Shadow Droods, otherwise you gots ta kill her||
That explains where they went after Halsin came back
It was rather weird to me that you can rescue a druid in the underground area around the back of the jail area and they basically go and sit there and do nothing. maybe say thank you but otherwise they sit back and do nothing.
Like fuck ||Raph hitting that “a tomb!” Genuinely gave me goosebumps. Also the female singer just kills it the whole time||
...huh. That's weird, but it feels like more resolution than ||Halsin going "lmao, she learned her lesson" about his fascist underling who was working with the cartoonishly evil druids||
||why did they give him a Disney villain theme? Idk but its perfect||
Oh also I bedded Lae'zel
I think the only one at the tiefling party that didn't want to fuck me was Shadowheart
Maybe Karlach but that didn't come up cause I was just like "you're cool I hope you have fun"
I'm guessing Lae'zel is the only romance scene where you can roll an intimidation check
Would not be surprised if you could also for Karlach or Astarion
He does make her entirely start over from the bottom rung with the implication she has to work for a very long time to get any sort of forgiveness
Karlach's Act 1 romance can be missed if you recruit her too late to gain the good approval points
His VA is brilliant the entire game, his poetry is fun
Second playthrough, figured out how to get minthara, including a test to see if i was right
Steal something in front of her,
attack her when accused
knock her out
finish goblin camp quest
if halsin is in the grove youre good
shell go back to full health and being awake if you do a full rest, but her ai will be broken
but she will be present in moonrise towers so you dont have to re temp aggro her and knock her out again
tested by just rushing to moonrise towers and she was there
did my best to keep spoilers to a minimum in the explanation 
now to just do the rest of act 1
again
😭
it gets easier once youve done it seven or eight times :)
Hm. Lategame weapon spoiler: ||Duelist’s Prerogative|| is really good, huh?
Like, even for non-finesse characters.
oh i know, i kinda can just do it with no issues these days
its just tedious since i just finished it and then minthara wasnt at moonrise

It happened to me too :(
For context this is during the Epilogue, Karlach died during my playthrough
Pfft
Pfffttty
Withers why you gotta call me out like this
i rolled 3 crit 1s in a row...
So surely you'll nat 20 next
i've been indulging quite often in dark urge options
and it seems like if you do that tav's ambient dialogue changes subtly
well kinda obviously
she starts muttering about how she wants to build a keep of blood and bones
her dreams of red
and something about guts
looking MIGHTY DIVINE rn
damn this is so cool
it does hurt me unfortunately, but it hurts enemies as well which is really good
DIVINE POWER FLOWS THROUGH ME
did you cast moonbeam on yourself
does it turn you into a giant tressym
It is entirely possible within FR lore for aasimar she was just spawned into existence
true
Alternately it is entirely possible within FR lore that her dad is Just Some Bloke
i'm not sure what divine blood my character has(her name is Astraea Caerulaea) but she follows Ilmater
Anyway historically an aasimar just has some blood of the upper planes, they're not even a half-celestial, much less of a half-god
Yeah, shes like, Actually Celestial
unbugged, unmodded minthara get
How long did that take
:)
Yeah
yeah
yeah
this was mostly just, reclearing act 1 tbh
since the first time around it didnt fucking count

why not??
you need to knock her unconcious while she is temporary hostile
so if you attack her as part of the story dialogue
and knock her out
it doesnt count
you need to like, steal something in front of her, and attack her that way
mhm, I might just try that
cause being evil has kinda made me not want to play BG3 anymore
unfortunate Minthara is evil
I can't really argue about people liking evil people I'm trying to date Lae'zel
i can fix her 
the look I gave the computer was so, so tired
Also, first scene with Lae'zel, ||it's really kinda weird to see a halfling topping her|| but it helps because my halfling has a face that resembles a car crash in slow motion
pfft, that's certainly a colourful description
Their name is Pabrimgolin, or Pabby for short, and is a fleshy shade of blue, while vaguely resembling keith richards. I'd take a screen shot but I just turned my main computer off.
They also have multiple vicious scars
Keith Richards btw
Man land Druid is dope, I feel like it’s not talked about enough
Their spells are bonkers
It's good, but Moon has always been the better subclass and the gulf is even wider in BG3
Since Moon has ridiculous monstrous forms it doesn't have access to in the TTRPG
is moon the wildshape focussed one?
Yeah
BA Wildshape, can consume spell slots to heal in wild shape, has access to unique wild shape forms
unique and stronger
Yeah, also lets wild shape attacks overcome resistance to non-mag attacks
Which gets very common later
It’s definitely bonkers but honestly I think it’s spells outclass the wild shapes, especially since you get access to most of the same forms
I think because you have just so much more gear
Or just tavern brawler owlbear :D
owlbear from the top ropes
not me buying a item that sets my strength to 19 but forgetting that it was counted as armor so i can't use it cause i'm a Monk 😔
you could take 1 in something else to get the prof for it?
probably going to just respec and take 1 rogue at lvl 6
2 in fighter is always a good thing
since i already planned to take 4 rogue levels it's not a problem
just annoying that i dropped 1.2k on an item i can't use
just kill the shopkeep
lmao
i want to get a belt that sets my strength to 29, i guess technically we are supposed to find it in the wild, but the mod creator made it so that the merchant has that item
so i don't think it's unreasonable that if i gather the gold i need, that i should buy it
the reason i wanted it was cause i am grabbing tavern brawler at lvl 4 and it'll be useless to me atm cause my strength is 8
he had a really good set of armour and I was broke so... Suprise darkness and then mysterious person conked him on the head and left woob woob woobing into the night
i need to wait until at least lvl 6 to make use of it cause i want to get the good Monk stuff you get at lvl 5
Tavern Brawler is very good
since i am playing a Monk it'll fit well with my unarmed strikes
i just use the giant strength elixirs
My lazy monk brawler method was the stool of giant strength offhand
theres also the giant strength club ye
It Just Works
sounds like a good idea
though the item i want sets strength to like, 29
which is why i particularly want it
Whew 29
yeah
Thats shatteringly massive
yes
that's why i wanted it in particular
technically all of the items from that mod are available to find in the world
but considering our druid bought a +5 shield which was added with the mod from a merchant
i think it's not unreasonable for me to get the strength belt
Belt of storm giant strength?
something like that
Okay, which class makes the best necromancer
wizard can get a necromancy spell no one else can right?
Cleric
I believe Wizard is better for raising stronger, more powerful undead, and spore druid is more suited to "drown them in hordes of weak zombies"
Spore Druid can do it too
Clerics aren't that good at it, though, because Death Cleric isn't in the game unmodded
Your party members are your zombies with revivify
They can do it, but they have no way of speccing into it
Anyone can get the ghouls and such
They are a bit stronger under wizard
Spore Druids can also summon the ghouls
Create undead is kinda meh the mummy is cool but I’d prefer 3 ghouls
i was thinking of danse macabre but anyone can get that
It's easiest as Sorc, I think
Because Sorc get the option to turn all of the saves into Charisma saves, while Wizards can only turn the first save into Int
So Sorcerers get to make all the saves using their strongest save, wheras Wizards only get to make the easier save even easier
if this is about Necromancy of Thay, bards have it pretty easy. They get performance checks which are easy to stack bonuses onto.
Yeah true but I’m assuming this will be a necromancy build
I wonder if necromancer lore bard is worth a shot
depends on if you're alright with vanilla animate dead, coming online one level late?
hhhh
hate the returning pike
it keeps not returning
and i lost it again cause of it

RIP
My problem with returning throing weapons is they replace the weapon in your hand
Not a great backup weapon for 2 handers
i use it on tavern brawler monk
so my main is unarmed, and unequipping is a free action thankfully
Yea I didn't have much issue with it on a tavern brawler berserker barb
That was focused purely on throwing
Wizard, the necromancer subclass really boosts them
Would you trust Boo to be judge jury and executioner
The face of a halfling that has experienced a lot well before the game begins.
He's a bard which is why his hair is multi coloured
Knife throwing (victim)
That is... yeah not someone you'd like to meet in a dark alley that's for sure
And he's only a halfling so he's short
mr emperor is helping me find my sword :)
got Gift of the Metallic Dragon as a feat for lvl 4 since i can't use my strength set item that i bought for Tavern Brawler
i can add my proficiency bonus to my AC on a reaction
which is nice
also our druid now has 25 AC when concentrating at lvl 4
I got this modded pair of gloves that gives me one cast of teleport that can impact enemies
I’ve been using it to throw people into the Hunger
we are playing on tactician with hidden health and a thing that unlocks honor mode features
so yeah enemies are stronger
so far the coolest thing i've gotten in this modded run is this
looks sick as fuck when i use it too
it lasts 10 turns but it's really cool
self damage kinda sucks but it's real good against enemies
Are there any enemies who use radiant damage btw
I wanna say yes?
Whoo
It took me 20 years to get the Skorm Bow in Fable 1
just learned the baldurs gate 3 speedrun is less than four minutes long
Yep
yeah it's pretty crazy
like my first playthrough was 150 hours
me and my party played it for so long that significant gameplay updates came out so the game was legit quite a lot different when we started than when we ended
it's an interesting one to have a speedrun for
What the heck is going on in that speedrun
lots of jumping
it's only got spoilers for one ending the earliest possible one
if anyone wants to see can post a video explaining it here
In short you
Ah, yeah that makes sense why they chose Gale
I've never done that so I forgot you could
me?
||Get gale, warp over to the next region cos there's no checks stopping you, glitch the gale corpse into the final fight of act 2 which allows gale to blow up and end the game||
Short
In short you: thing I just spoiled
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Game audio version of this run: https://youtu.be/E6_pKtBe_JE
Stream audio version of this run: https://youtu.be/dBtp-bVBjZs
Thank you and shout out to Baldur Gate 3’s world record speedrunner Mae for checking this video an...
gods thats so fucking funny
the time should totally include character creation
End game spoiler question: ||Why does blowing up the elder brain with gale in act 2 unleash all the ithilid across the sword coast but not in act 3?||
||In Act Two you destroy the Brain, stopping it from stopping the tadpoles from hatching. In Act Three you take control of the brain, ordering it and everything it controls to die, killing all the tadpoles instead of just releasing them.||
||But I thought gale blowing up skips the dominate the fight and sequence||
Gonna show this to new players that don't know who to romance
I didn't even realize that Lae'zel counted as insatiably horny
More than the rest, you know
I suppose they do have some of that "good religious girl who was raised believing in all the religious teachings but also the moment she breaks free whips violently into debauchery as self actualization" vibe
She does have the speedrun record
Not as Speedrun as it's been patched to be later in act 1
I don't think gith see sex as like anything purey for reproduction or entertainment, I have no idea how it works considering they lay eggs
Iirc there's no risk of pregnancy between laezel and tav according to laezel, I assume cause I was not a gith
Special egg-layers
Lae’zel’s extremely grateful she can just have sex whenever without fear of pregnancy
Yeah
Only special egg layers in githyanki culture can lay eggs
It’s unclear what is the requirement to become an egg layer
Lae'zel is like "the idea of sexual reproduction is literally a nightmare"
But involves some kind of blessing somehow
Considering she thanks vlaakith for this I think githyanki culture encourages some sexual promiscuity as a kind of a stress relief
Probably cheaper than hiring musicians
"why would you ever do that?" is a reasonable response to sexual reproduction if you have an alternative honestly
I assume since egg layers are chosen that they receive a level of indoctrination and it's an honor to them to have an important role in gith society
Also the darker more tyrannical side of only your loyalists can grow their numbers and traitors cannot
I assume egg layers would be like, inhuman like Broodqueens rather than just a Githyanki who lays an egg
That egg is the size of a human torso
I would assumed they reused models but also you can convince someone the owlbear egg is a gith egg and those are massive
So i'm not sure
I'm just going to say that if someone has to kneel down and squat something that size out on the regular, they probably enjoy themselves, specially if it's a blessing of some kind and optional
That's more because no ones ever seen a gith egg so they don't know what it looks like, so they just assume a big egg is the right thing
I rolled the deception check on it
The person still didn’t buy it, but liked my idea
“Ah, I see what you are saying. There is no way the rest of the people back at the Society would even know the difference. I like your idea, friend. Here is your payment.”
Considering how skinny owls are under their feathers, I can imagine that somehow Gith are actually evolved Owlbears from the future.
Society seeing owl bears hatch from a Gith egg
“Githyanki are polymorphed owl bears! No wonder they are all evil!”
Me holding up a feathered chicken: Behold, a Gith!
This is my headcannon now
Why can they jump that far? Owl bear physiology
Cause I think Gith are from the future
Gith are actually featherless owlbears that have evolved
Gith are actually from the past, like all people of the world
They do also exist in the future though
The future past
days of
I thought there was this whole thing about Gith coming from the future where mindflayers won and enslaved them all and they managed to escape back in time and basically are hunting Mind flayers down in the past to stop the horrible hell future they came from?
The Gith are just an ex-slave race I think engineered by the Mindflayers from when they have a big empire
like the horrible thing they're trying to stop is the return of the inter-dimensional Mindflayer empire which just existed in the past
I thought that was the thing, it was the future, and then they went back to stop the Mindflayer empire from ever happening
Lazeal: On this day I am reminded of the battles from the Gith before me. We pass down armour and weapons worn by our greatest warriors. And this suit is most honored of all. The gith who wore it was of immense stature, and slayed many foes with their bare hands and teeth
||And it's just the owl bear armour you get in act 3||
Afaik, time in the astral planes is vague, so both can be true
featherless owlbear people
Say Bork if you approve of the new Illithis Empire in the city of R’lyeh
Bork
It will be the world of madness, not peace
neat
Nah, it’s the mind flayers who are time travelers
They’re strongly implied to be part of a time loop
yeah I thought the Gith were from the later end on that and were trying to stop the whole empire thing
The mind flayers come from the future, when the stars have all gone out, travel into the past, erect an empire, then Gith and her followers smash said empire, her followers split between those who want to make their own empire and devote themselves to mind flayer eradication vs. Zerthimon’s followers who would like to figure out who they themselves are
So... yes, Gith are from the future?
No, the they I was starting with are the illithid
Edited for clarity
Gith races are the descendants of humans the mind flayers captured and modified to use as livestock upon their arrival in the past
I wonder if illithid selectively bred githyanki brains for deliciousness
Probably
Considering what the illithids did to duergar, probably
Dak’kon, in PS:T, actually worries that the split between githzerai and githyanki was engineered by the illithid to keep themselves from being wiped out
That Zerthimon may have been under mind flayer control
Thats a conspiracy theory i can get behind
He ultimately concludes it was not the case, or at least that it doesn’t matter, but it’s a big part of his personal torment
It was vlaakith’s fault
Githzerai in their adamantine fortresses be like "lmao if they did they fucked up"
Was it? In PS:T it’s stated as a conflict between Zerthimon and Gith herself
99% of gith history in 4 words
It was vlaakith’s fault somehow
Somehow Palpatine Vlakith's fault returned
Tldr Gith fucked around and found out, but in her absence Vlaakith said "the problem with the illithid empire is we didn't run it" which led to the githzerai fucking off to Limbo to wait out whatever they're doing
theres something neat to find in the legacy of hatred the illithid have left behind
So it was Vlaakith’s fault
It's a lot of people's fault but Vlaakith is absolutely on the list
But yeah the initial schism was between Gith and Zerthimon
But Vlaakith runs things now that the pact with Tiamat is sealed
We don't know what Gith's actual fate is but she's also on team "we should rule the universe" so to hell with that
Are Githzerai less evil
Yes
They still exist on a plane where individualism can cause the literal walls to crumble apart so they still have that dogma
Also I went and fought Ethel
I did NOT keep Connor. I wish her luck taming her new husband.
I like mayrina
Yeah she's cool
I'm not the BIGGEST fan of her trying to sell of kid to a hag
but the fact she's willing to try and get her husband back is fair
I hope there's future stuff in baldur's gate with her and her zombie husband
I mean like, I think at births the best time for a child to be sold morally speaking
Because then they don't have too much trauma
Oh I also have opened the horrible necromancy book, and when it tried to corrupt me I... lymericked the book into submission
slight spoilers for ways information can go in that quest: ||you can find out a way to tell mayrina that her daughter wasnt just going for adoption, ethel was going to eat her, and she immediately changes her mind about it; she genuinely thought she was, at the very least, giving her kid a good life to learn magic||
||Ah fair. I thought I'd scoured the area, how do you find out she was going to eat the babe?||
||She's really annoying when you go kill Ethel because she's all like "Nooo don't do this for me!! I don't want it!" and I'm like "This hag personally slighted me, that's why I'm fucking killing her. I forgot about you, this is for the infinite Torment door"||
I used non lethal attacks on the four people in masks down below
then uh... removed the masks from two
I think I ripped their face off
Iirc you || kill ethel, disguise self+speak with dad ||
||The most dangerous spell, Speak with dad. Immiedatly let someones father know that they were being mean to you||
Rip typo
No im just bad at typing one handed
Cast speak with dead on ||hag corpse||
Mood
Conventionally githzerai are lawful neutral and githyanki are any evil
Although it’s complicated because zerai were subject to a retcon from CN to LN
Githzerai are contemplation monks at the moment
Basically Dak’kon from PS:T was LN and mad cool, so they changed the rest of the zerai to be more like him
In floating metal fortress inside the plane of Limbo where they're one of the few constants because of hilarious magic
Their whole thing is order-in-chaos
I dig them
What if order is chaos
If a plane is meant to be chaotic
Isn’t being orderly the most chaotic thing
Limbo is subject to the mind, so a focused will can shape it and control it
Slaad noises
Ah, so about that
Slaad are soooooo cool
Do you know the story of the spawning stone?
No
You're in for a treat
Okay, so in the distant past, slaad were strange and inconstant creatures, born from the pure chaos of Limbo
But the mightiest of the slaad (at the time), Ygorl, was full of fear
It knew that by the nature of Limbo, a greater slaad than it was only a matter of time
The true slaad by their very nature would never have a lord
So Ygorl did the most chaotic thing it could: it reached out to Primus, the First among the Modrons and master of Mechanus
It betrayed the cause of chaos, because why wouldn’t it

It worked with Primus to create the Spawning Stone, which focused the energies of Limbo to create all new slaad within very particular parameters
To give them a clear hierarchy of evolution and growth in power
And to lock them beneath Ygorl and the other mighty “slaad lords”
This is why slaad are frogs
Why their power is predictable by color
Why they can fit in a bestiary :D
Why Gray Slaad turn to the Abyss for greater power and become Death Slaad
But of course, Limbo can’t truly be contained
Rare True Slaad are still born in its wild reaches
One day someone might will the L to move and turn them all to leafy greens
Sooner or later, a new slaad lord will emerge, perhaps even mightier than Ygorl
Chaos as a “faction” in D&D suffers from this problem a fair bit: it’s not really committed to its own cause
Even most demons don’t give a shit about the Blood War
(If they did they could not be withstood, really)
only 20%?
It's a good achievement
one of the best achievements
Tbf, it is bugged
It didn't trigger for me on my first run
And I think you need to kill the big owl bear? Not sure
I think they nerfed it in honor mode
also 11-16 damage 2x per turn without even using any resources
Monks get very silly
it's gonna be 3 attacks later
which is gonna be sick
oh yeah
and from lvl5 forward on Monk i get an extra attack too
so it's going to be like, 4 attacks per turn
They get a lot of good items to
not by much
they just fixed it
because TB applies to all instances of thrown damage in non-honur mode
rolling +str mod. x2 on both attack and damage roll is crazy
including stuff that it shouldn't, like the return of a returning weapon or any extra effects that a throw weapon has
When I looked into it I couldn’t find anything about that
They did nerf thirsting blade/extra attack
It's very easy to go through act 1 and never get the cub because you just didn't rest enough or know what to do in my experience
I should sleep more
You need to rest like, 3 times, with no other unseen events for the owlbear cub to show up in your camp, with the game yelling at you "Oh my god you need to fix this immediately before you turn into a mind flayer in seven days!!!"
kinda horseshit
my party specifically rested as little as possible to conserve time and resources
And like, yes, technically you can long rest without spending any camp supplies, but who would ever think to do that?
I was a monk my first playthrough, two short rests got me through like levels 1-4, i barely rested due to worm thoughts
well, two and a bard. love ya bards
As a bard
yes
love me
Tbf you basically can't run out of camping supplies
The game gives you so much food
So much
Ive run out twice on Honor due to needing to rest way more
I’m in act 3 with something upwards of 2,000 supplies
For honorrr
Also in act 3 you stop needing food
Because you can get meals delivered
That parts very nice
Plus heroes feast
I think rests are a good way to evaluate if youre playing on the right difficulty for your fun
I'm enough of a loot goblin to support rests, but it also means I take so damn long on each map
Got to find those important barrels with two fish heads and a sad note
Larian loves sad notes
Is there a particular point in which Neil Young’s performance goes particularly crazy? I’ve been seeing a lot of people praise it, but a lot of what people point to is just the character being written good
This isn’t me being a critic I just genuinely feel I’ve missed something
I think his performance is kind of consistent but little better towards act 3
Nothing like groundbreaking I'd say if you're not super impressed with late act 1 Astarion
Wild
His emotional moments are nice but I think like the meme famous lines are the best ones with the most emotions behind them
Wait Neil Young?
Astarion’s voice actor is named Neil Young
Okay no it’s Neil Newbon
I misread that as "Neil Newborn"
He's Neil oldborn now
Not Neil Young, famous American singer songwriter
Generally I think Neil Young’s performance goes particularly crazy when he gets to Like A Hurricane
:P
I think you have to respec him into druid for that
His romance is extremely well done
And his questline resolution is very well acted
Yeah I think people really liked his story
Especially if you attempt to romance
And his voice acting did a good job with some tough serious lines
But you still get to have fun with him bitching about stuff
Act 3 spoiler
||damn, that genie is an asshole||
He turned you into a cheese
Good loot there thou
Anyone know if radiant orb still stacks like it used to? I heard it’s kinda buggy now
My durge conversation between her and her ||butler||
“I can’t do that, that’ll get people killed!”
“Perhaps my lady forgot to consider all the piles of dead bodies and gore?”
“Okay that sounds really good, but I shouldn’t!”
I've been fooling around in the underdark
I'm worried about asking but... what's in the hole?
I'm trying very hard to come up with a BeetleJuice musical reference
Which hole?
There's a hole you can speak into a bit away from the ||Mycanoid camp||
The one that's kinda honeycombed?
It's next to a big glowy tree and you can shout down it and they go like "Alright you better start running!"
The games full of so much stuff, I fully missed that
I think it's left a mystery based on some searching
Yeah that one is news to me
I found a new area I haven’t seen before in act 2
YOLO and you should use that one life to attempt to kill every single god or possible god you can
It's a weird area
I wonder if there a reason for all the ||innsmouthers (fish men)|| there
Ah the fish area is a good one
The fish
I am speaking to them
I never have it turned off
they pretty much tell me to leave them alone, and to leave... and then I don't and they don't do nothin
you may or may not meet them later
Oh wait I was thinking of the underdark ones
Yeah I'm in the underdark doing this
My Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk is going to have a lot of fun in the middle parts of the game
Are you gonna punch people
I chose crystal as her dragon type so she does radiant damage :)
Also she's an Aasimar so she's hella divine
Going to deliver some holy spirit
I hadn't had a long rest in a while so literally so much shit happened all in one downtime
and then I had nothing but alcohol for dinner
Yeah
Incredible
I think my party missed some stuff cause we were extremely frugal with long rests for the whole game
Especially in act 1
Impending doom by ceremorphosis and all that
Wyll had his little punishment game (I called them an idiot), Gale told me about their past (I called them an idiot), and Astarian asked me to describe him (I called him an idiot)
Dipshit status
Wyll likes me a lot, Gale needs to stop thinking that snarkism is how people talk to one another, and I refused to flirt with Astarian... which he liked
Oh and SH had a moment revealing their who religion
I also called her an idiot
Based
I did reassure her that I pretty much didn't care who her goddess is
I don't use her anyway
My party is me, a bard, Lae'zel, Wyll and Karlach
All the problematic people aren't in the party! Gale eats magical items and I don't use him, Shadowheart... look I'm trying to date Lae'zel so I'm not including her, and Astarian eats my neck and I don't use him.
Gale will still need those items in camp, alas
yeaaaah
Fortunately a lot of the stuff you can give him is vendor trash
and you only need to do it 3 times
I have been buying some things specifically to feed him
2 times
4 times! /j
At least I found a cool sword for blade warlocks to give to Wyll, plus he can have a shield
I've only eaten two magic items in my current playthrough that I started like, 2 weeks ago though
If you leave Act 1 that also fixes it, but there are 3 times Gale needs to eat an item in Act 1
And then had like, 3 long rests and not needed to eat anything more
Is the third at a specific time?
Because even in other playthroughs I've only ever needed to feed him twice and I've been pretty thorough
I am not fully aware of the specific triggers, I just know it happens 3 times throughout unless you end Act 1 fast enough
He eats the first, the second he complains a bit that it didnt feel right, and the third he says its not working at all
Yeah it's... being interesting. Ah well! Stay in camp Gale, try not to blow us up
he's a smart guy itll be fine
I spent few hours programming my projection to include contingency on what to do when people complain about my contingencies
I like how you can tell a wizard’s aptitude from their projections
Lorrokoan’s projection can only accept single word commands
Rolan’s projection can understand and respond to everyday speech
Gale’s projection can respond to off the cuffs commentary about Gale’s paranoia
And Elminister’s projection is basically Elminster
Elminster's projection?
Yeah
You don’t think elminster is gonna debase himself by actually appearing in the sword coast right
That's a Simulacrum not a projection
What level do you have to reach to be an archmage
the 5e npc Archmage is an 18th level spellcaster, but the title is just a title
Like, Lorrokoan's called an archmage isn't he?
yeah and that guys basically a cryptobro scam artist
He still got enough magic power to summon multiple elementals though I guess
Much like being a doctor, sometimes the wheels of admin are greased by money
Unless he purely uses scripts and magic items
I also just discovered the society of brilliance in the underdark
What you can’t do with sufficient enchantments
He's level like, eleven or twelve isn't he?
I'm thinking about ||doing drugs with a squid face||
I guess I’m wondering what level Gale was before the whole orb thing
What's the worst that could happen?
Like most of the party, probably pretty strong; Gale also seems to have had a nice array of magic items he was forced to munch on
Honestly I would happily trade Gale for any member of the Society of Brilliance
One of them literally eats brains
He's working on it
Humane, cloned brain when
When he figures out what's missing from his current prototypes
Astarian gets the blood he gets the brains
Really though I wouldn't mind it
The dude has magical potential too
I can imagine he'd be an alchemist artificer
concoctions and some mild spellwork
I like how one possible ending for Redeemed Durge is to ||spend the next few months being cooed at by all the scholars and historians at the new amazing precedent||
Tbh Astarion is probably alongside Shadowheart as the parties lowest level character before the tadpoles
I’d put them both at like… level 5 or 6 maximum
I mean, Lae’zel also doesn’t seem particularly well accomplished at start
True!
She sounds like she was a grunt
Certainly wasn’t a knight
Karlach was Zariel’s pet but must’ve been pretty strong to survive literal hell
And Wyll must’ve been extremely potent to track her through hell
Karlach and Wyll I’d both put at like…. Idk, 12ish
Yeah
Gale was like, genuinely a level 20 character
Astarion isn't high leveld but being vamped up gives him more to work with
Depends on the edition
For the first time archmage was a class
1e and 2e had him as a wizard or just magic user
Gale, laezel, Wyll, and karlach being high level powerful characters brought down to level 1
tadpole drugs are killer
Arguably Durge Tav is also part of that creq
Hello my character is ||bhaalspawn||
Has countless murders under their belt
||Bhallspawn and also the leader of the cult of Bhaal||
And de facto leader of the ||alliance between the dead three cult||
theres some dispute on that, depending on who you believe, but it is neat
As a non-durge Bard Tav I'm not sure what level Pabby would have been
Pabby?
Low-level but good fucking god he's survived a lot of near death stuff
Pabby is the name of my Tav
Tav is a detective investigating the durge I think
Pabrimgolin Hogg, bard and Harry Dubois look alike
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Ohhhhh I should try and play music around the mycanoids
I wonder how they'd like it
Fail a performance check and they consider it a declaration of war
It would be interesting to see!
Also Pabby is a halfling so he's a real short arse compared to everyone else
It's hilarious to have him in full view of the camera and in the background all I see are people's crotches and chests
The only short arse in the party
We need more dwarven companion representation
Kobold companion
been thinking about
The Emperor
and how ||in a cast of morally ambigeous characters he's pretty much just like.... actually evil||
||The Emperor is an evil dickbag and killing the absolute shit out of him was extremely satisfying||
he's an ||actually insidiously manipulative bastarrd in a cast of mostly either card carrying villains or lliteral devils pm the side of evil||
gaslight, gatekeep, probably not girlboss
||he goes mask off unfathomably quickly as soon as you don't give him the netherstones||
||immediately joins the side of ultimate evil if you don't give him the unlimited power||
well, if you ||decide to free orpheus anyways||
||we did cause Orpheus is a fucking bro||
which I think he has reasonable concerns about self-preservation for tbf
It's a real shame ||someone has to turn into a Mind Flayer if you choose to do so||
||Emperor made him sound like a psychotic lunatic who would just murder everybody but Orpheus is unironically one of my favourite characters in the game||
||Orpheus was super chill the entire time we were with him and even said he would like, super honor us for the efforts we made and the sacrifice of our party member who became an Illithid||
In the Emperor's defense, ||Orpheus tells you to your face that he would kill everyone here if the biggest Illithid that ever existed wasn't kicking down the door||
Orpheus also does tell you to your face you should've just accepted being killed by his men
||Yeah but the Emperor still immediately sides with the super mega evil genocide brain as soon as you don't give him the unlimited power if Orpheus is free so he's still a huge dickbag||
||i still like him more than the Emperor, he was super chill even with wanting to murder us all, and he was extremely respectful about the sacrifice our party member made||
which is|| "What's going to maximize my odds of survival"||
||AND he let us live after we defeated the Netherbrain!||
which I think is why he joined the ||Big bad illithid||
||that is pretty great||
he decides there and there that ||there is absolutely no chance in hell you party of idiots are gonna win against Netherbrain||
||he didn't even kill our party member who became an Illithid! She ended up doing suicide but still||
so he decides to join the winning side even if it means he's gonna be a slave
||which ofc is a massive L take cause we fucking trounced him and the brain||
He thinks he can slip the shackles again, I think
||our Paladin could do like 600 damage in a turn, idk what his ass was thinking||
I just hit him with Rolan's magical artillery
I think that gave him a lot to think about
trueeee
btw ||What the heck are the Dream guardians||
||Why do they show up to defend the Netherbrain||
||Why are they humanoid||
||Why are they stored inside the Netherbrain||
There's a lot about him that's very, very neat, especially ||since you can piece together his slide into that level of evil since he very much so did not start that way, how he justifies it, and how its less Big Evil and more selfish which is worse in a game ultimately about bonds and trust||
Oh absolutely yeah
||Those are you and your party's Dream Guardians, the ones you made in Char Creation, aka Your Tadpole's Fake Self||
Because the netherbrain has godlike power now
reality is malleable
its literally oozing up the city just by existing near it
well maybe the Upper City just naturally has ooze
that could be true
everything I hear about the Upper City reinforces that narrative
||even the 3 holders of the stones are motivated by the people and things that they care about||
yeah!! emily you get me
||They are?||
||and the emperor is just…. Pure survival. Genuinely doesn’t care about anything but staying alive and staying ‘free’||
||I get Ketheric, but Gortash and especially Orin seem to just be... Ruling and Murder?||
Orin is doing what she does to ||impress her father/grandfather||
||Ketheric is motivated by family / his loss of his family, Gortash is motivated for himself but also to get back at his family and does have people he cares about via his letters / does seem to think he can Help Baldurs Gate, Orin REALLY wants daddy's approval||
Oh right, she is
||Ketheric is motivated by his love for his family, corrupt as it may be. Orin is as well, she seems to be doing it all to make daddy proud. And Gortash seems to legitimately believe he’s going to be better in power than the existing system||
yeah
Gortash is """ideal lawful evil"""
Gortash legitimately actually believes he's for the best
and also he wants to get back at his parents etc
but what about ||Cazador||
He's just another part of a cycle of abuse
how did Cazador become a full vampire again
||His master vamp was cruel beyond belief to craft him into the vamp he is, and he does the same to his spawn||
a vampire has to ||let a spawn bite him but I doubt Cazador's sire was someone who would.... let Cazador do that.||
you can talk to his master's skull
ah
||one of the most notable things you learn is that Vellioth impaled Cazador on a spike for 10 years and just left him there as punishment. 10 years! Alive as a spawn! ||
Yeah seems right
Shar worship is kinda an oxymoron now that I think about it
If the doctrine is to abandon people and not to care about others why don't they abandon Shar
Because Shar gives them cool magic
yeah but abandoning Shar must be the greatest act of worship you can do for Shar
no wonder then that a lot of devoted Sharrans are abandoned as faithless
By being 'devoted' to Shar, you are, in effect, not following her doctrine
Peak BG3 is when you make your dream guardian the goofiest looking motherfucker, forget that you did that, and get jumpscared by them in your sleep
@limber shore @random ore
dream jonkler
Fucking hell
Lmao
...everybody sees the host's guardian in multiplayer, right? I think we're right before the point where we meet them, I could totally do a clown jumpscare
If you are playing with multiple people, each of them will see their own guardian in relevant cutscenes
Nah, you make your own guardian and everyone has their own private cutscene
Unless you ||use gale||
Also gonna say I again I love the sorta meta level for the dream guardian
||You make them so folks will make something they like the look of, maybe even thinking they can romance, but that's part of The Emperor manipulation||
||It's shaped in the image your mind created to be the most convincing to you||
Damn, I thought someone mentioned it using the host's for some reason. Oh well
Another thing about the Emperor. ||For someone who claims to be helping free you from your tadpole, he sure does encourage you to go full mind player pretty often||
Yup he ||doesn't see the tadpoles as a bad thing at all||
||Its very clear he would prefer you as a mind flayer, he just says hes trying to help cure you to get you to trust him||
||he just loves it when you munch on the forbidden gummy worms||
I think it's really funny how if you actually do ||physically eat the astral tadpole, he gets exasperated and confused||
||Emperor: "You must absorb the tadpole to gain its pow--"||
||Tav: "Down the hatch!"||
||Emperor: "wtf"||
||"um, I guess that works"||
What are you playing?
cleric
The good news is you can respec a lot in the game, so don't feel locked in
What difficulty?
tactician
Wisdom at 16 or 17 is good; 14 Dex and 14 Con will also get you pretty far, and the rest into Strength and Charisma will be fine.
if you're playing a Cleric that has Heavy Armor access, once you get a set, you can respecc to lose some Dex

I hope you have a lot of fun!!
This thread is full of helpful people, feel free to ask anything you need.
will do! thanks
my biggest advice is that the left alt key is your best friend
its the See All Items/Loot button
itll help you spot a lot on the map you might miss
Oooo skully is getting into BG3?
my friend gave me a copy of the game 
twilight domain for cleric 
I wonder if anyone's made the bladesinger or ancestral guardian work
gods i wish i could experience Raphaels Final Act again for the first time


