#Warhammer and Such
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they're not as smart as the 30k bots but I think they're more "30k animal-level cybernetica cortex but with chains and safeguards" than "deterministic punchcard machine"
but it does feel strange for a robot that as described was designed specifically without a brain
to somehow gain functions of sentience
average machine spirit moment
I mean also just different interpretations and conflicting sources
yeah
i guess trying to think of the various doohickeys and robits the mechanicus makes as standardized is perhaps an excercise in futility
Theres a cool hammer and bolter episode about a kastelan though I liked it
Clearly someone just punchcard codeded in the orders for the those one robots to show up at opportune moments before disappearing again
Extremely large punchcard that consititutes sentience
Really sucked when the datasmith dropped the box of punchcards
Punchcard philosophical zombie
It's not AI, they're having a deterministic punchcard existential crisis and moral questioning
No but that’s because the dwarves can’t in general
They have dwarf souls
Which suck
Well
They have their Grimnyr who are psychic ipad-babies
I’m like 60% sure
I don't think ironkin have souls
I think you gotta be somewhat biological in 40k to be given your soul card
No soul means no warp presence to psyker it up
solders a piece of meat into central processing unit
"Okay can I have a soul now, I'm kinda made of meat"
Ad mech thinking
I’m pretty sure they have souls? Think they’re just a dwarf soul put in a robit
Put in a Chobits
We've not been provided with any evidence for it, unfortunately
and meatkin still require tools to psych you out
are Votann at all similar to fantasy dwarves when it comes to psyker shit or are they just human plus in that field
Pistol keyword
but unlike the tau, they have good psychic technology
That’s…. Fair but I guess I mean
Broader than Just for Pistols
Like you could give shotguns pistol I guess but it’d be weird
Pistol is just "can be shot while in engagement range" the keyword isn't just for actual pistols
Eldar can give psychic flamers pistol
But other weapons do
…. Okay that’s gotta be called something else
Eh it works since like 90% of stuff that does have the keyword is an actual pistol
If Primaris get to have Heavy Assault Bolters, my homebrew WE havoc teams get to have Pistol on their Heavy Bolters
I remember someone was talking about how the dark heresy RPG has magos walk around with psyker brains in jars for pseudo psychic powers so you could probably do the same thing to an ironkin
Basically Gellar Fields
What role would an Ironkin Steeljack play in the T'au military
Like, what rank would they have, what would their official title be, etc.
I mean obviously they'd be an auxiliary force
You can also implant a xenos artefact in yourself
Just don't really know what the hell they would be besides just "auxiliary soldier"
I think tau auxiliaries generally retain their own command structure
Right
I assume non-t'au can't attain ranks like general, and that such roles are limited to the Fire Caste
They do commonly get either translated ranks or honorary ranks
But a steeljack is just a type of ironkin
So as an individual it would depend on their own merit
Theyre generally predisposed to do combat good and impress on others but they still have to walk the walk
But mostly theyd just be in demiurg hierarchy as normal
Right
Ironkin are pretty much just votann who happen to be robots
Steeljacks are just beeg ironkin
Steeljacks are ironkin who happen to be jacked
But its also not exactly happenstance cause they are purpose built to be jacked guys
When the votann determines that a jacked robot is needed
The datasheet looked pretty bananas yeah.
Thankfully they’re an epic hero so
There’s at least not gonna be like 3 of them in every army lmao
What’s their lore btw?
Industry plant farsight replacements, I believe
The Empire's new faces of Mont'ka (minus their bondmate who was killed)
I think they're more successor than that, AIUI there was someone in the position before Farsight and there will be (theoretically, given how slowly GW advances the setting) someone in the position after them
A successor is by definition a replacement
Wait they were both bondmates with one person?
Following their ritual bonding the knife is then carried into battle by the team leader, although it is not designed for use in actual combat, and serves as a reminder of the sacred bond the group shares. Fire Warriors who serve as part of a Battlesuit team may also undergo the process, although instead of carrying the actual knife into battle the team leader may instead paint a knife design onto his armour.
Battle siblings!
Oh tbh I thought it was a closer analogue to marriage
it kinda is
The new tau epic heroes can very casually move 30" up the board in round 1 without advancing
8" scout, 10" move, then another 6" move at the end of each fight phase
Aye, yeah, roundabouts Space Marine sized I think?
If you go second they can start their the 14" up the board it's crazy
T'au who take part in the ceremony pledge support and community to one another and may address each other by their individual names. The bonds that these T'au swear to each other are much admired and seen as embodying the best aspects of the T'au'va.
...I wonder if one could go toe to toe with a space marine, actually...
Yes
I mean yes but not the "industry plant" bits, they worked their way up through the ranks and so did Farsight before them and etc
steeljacks are basically terminator equivalents, they will dice up marines
2+ Save, T6, Power Fists
36 Power Sword attacks with Sustained 1 is a LOT of dicing
Holy fuck
If it's a space marine book then no, if it's a votann book then yes
The real answer
GO WHITE BOY GO
GETTEM
I would throw up if they just brought him back
Stories of his death were greatly exaggerated
got there in the end
Our kill count this mission alone is an entire gang of hivers with an ogryn
a grotesque
and 2 incubi
pretty good kill count
So with the Lords of the Malestorm battleforce, I've got:
10 Reavers
10 Legionnares (annoyingly, the old sprues rather than the new kill team)
10 Traitor Guard
5 terminators
1 Reaver Captain
Which is about 750ish points if my calculations are correct
Anyone got some suggestions for getting up to 1000 points? I'm guessing some Rhinos would be useful, though the Reavers seem pretty speedy on their own
Cogfort! Cogfort!
Finally, a primaris lieutenant door.
Did Angron, Fulgrim, or Magnus fully ascend into a daemon primarch first?
Did Magnus ascend when he went to the Planet of Sorcerers? But I think Angron was first? Fulgrim had to go on an adventure with Perty
Magnus was first, iirc. Pretty much right after Prospero.
yes its magnus>fulgrim>angron
I suspected magnus was first after Prospero but I wasnt entirely sure. Also i couldn't remember if Angron or Fulgrim ascended before the other.
Lorgar probably fell to chaos first but he wasn't the first daemon primarch.
Fulgrim becomes a demon fairly quick after istavaan while angron is at the kinda end of the 500 worlds campaign
Angron ascended shortly after calth which was just about a year after Istvaan. Betrayer was immediately the aftermath of Know No Fear with about a month and some days passing in book.
Huh, I didn't realise Fulgrim ascended so quickly afterwards. I don't think it's referenced in Betrayer
Btw I'm sure this has been discussed at length before but how do people feel about the change that Fulgrim overcame his daemon possession rather than being possessed the whole heresy? I do think it's sensible in the sense of otherwise losing a whole character from the cast, both from 30k and 40k, but I think it could have been an interesting way for the Emperor's Children to degenerate
Reflection Crack'd states as much, yeah.
Fulgrim kicked the daemon out.
Or, well, I guess "forced it to be quiet" which opens it up to a bit of interpretation but Fulgrim is still pretty much in control (and certainly is by the time he becomes a daemon primarch).
I do really like the idea of Fulgrim, unable to bare the killing of Ferrus, gives up and then is trapped in his own body for the remainder of the heresy. The lore that he just kinda overcomes the daemon and decides to ascend kinda undercuts that
Idk, could have done something neat with a Daemon interacting with a Primarch's weird psychic-biology, or something like Argent Tal and his fellow passenger where they reach a equilibrium
It'd be a good addition to the Daemon primarchs stand their legions. Angron doesn't care about his, Magnus and Mortarion broke to save their sons, a Possessed!Fulgrim who wants to obsessively possess the EC as he leads them into depravity would be neat
have you read a perfect son?
I think you could make it work if the daemon possessing him lets him have his body back (maybe its purpose is done and it’s bored, maybe it wants to leave him to the torment of having agency) and then Fulgrim seeks ascension as a replacement mask to hide behind
its got that kinda vibe
I haven't!
Heh, "well I've had my fun driving you around and the next bit is boring, enjoy having to deal with it"
...what if daemon princes Fulgrim was the daemon that possessed regular Fulgrim through warp shenanigans
The idea of a primarch being not being the best around appeals to me. So I prefer Fulgrim being ruled by the daemon rather than him taking back control.
Yeah for sure, they're all shown to be so flawed otherwise
finally, the land cottage
I was about to go on a shpiel about why I ain't a fan of how primarchs are used in Warhams, but it wouldn't amount to much.
What would an elite auxiliary soldier be called in the T'au military?
I know an elite Fire Warrior would be Shas'Vre, just trying to figure out what a non-Fire Warrior would be called
‘Vre and such are rank suffixes and the Tau use whatever normal name with the rank suffixes at the end EG Gue’vesa’vre
Probably a Tau word but essentially yeah (we don’t have a Tau word for Ironkin)
Kor'ves/Kor'vesa faithful helper Tau drone i thin kwould be closest, but they'd need to invent a new word probably
Tau aren't yet in a social position where the AI they currently develop are fully considered people, though there are experiments with digital engrams functioning as fully fledged warriors
puretide neurochips and Oblotai being examples
Possibly Srry'Tok'Vre
or just Demiurg'Vre
it wouldn't refer to them being an ironkin
I think srry'tok is the closest tau designation we have
being the tau for seran-tok leagues, probably
it's not a very explored or recently clarified part of the lore
where did you find that term? I was checking the tau language lexicon page
two I could find are
Bentus'la wise-gifted ones Demiurg Battlefleet Gothic 2010 Compendium, T'au Kor'or'vesh - The Armada, pg. 155
Kor'ves/Kor'vesa faithful helper Tau drone [1][5]
bfg magazine lore
oh that might work too
it would be like bentus'vre for an elite demiurg, srry'tok can be incorporated like how sept worlds are
there might be a level of "The ironkin consider themselve kin no socially different than a biological kin in the leagues, so the tau would just use the same term they use to refer to biological votann'
i mean yeah kin is kin
the demiurg comprise ironkin and meatkin
just like kroot kindred comprise green kroot and avian kroot
well, kin is kin to the Votann, I'm split on how Tau view 'kin is kin', its not like their unilaterally socially progressive
In that tau don't generally consider their most advanced AI people; but they might also accept Votann's own terms of address and keep their own ideas about hte personhood of Kin to themselves
I guess it's possible that ironkin in the demiurg would pretend to be robots sure
but I don't think there's necessarily lore to support that
ultimately kin of bio or robot, would be seconded to the tau in the tau empire, the same way guevesa are
and it doesn't really fit with the power dynamic of tau incorporated leagues imo
Actually, noting that guevesa is the term, wouldn't it be something like Bentus'la'vesa?
vesa seems to denote helper
these are the people that gave them like most of their space technology startup
"That leaguer never takes off his suit and I don't know when he sleeps. Oh well."
I think the Tau empire respects contributions to their growth, but that doesn't put other races on equal footing to the Tau's "first amongst equals" approach to auxiliary races
I'm pretty confident that la would be replaced with the appropriate honorific
like how gue'la is A Human
cause like, human warriors who assist are Gue'vesa, they don't gain the notation of 'la or 'vre
oh thats true
I also don't know if there are rank restrictions for non-tau, like 'vre kinda denotes hero, which has cultural connotations, but it also serves a utilitarian purpose for the tau to establish military hierarchy
so it wouldn't make tHAT much sense to restrict it
but like the demiurg are so far from human (and machine hating) space that the imperium doesn't even know they're not aliens
so I don't think they'd hide the ironkin when meeting the tau
Probably just a socially enforced sense that a Gue'vre would never outrank a Shas'vre or even a Shas'ui without authority being specifically handed out
and after tau create drone tech I don't think they'd go uh actually we've decided a chunk of your population aren't people anymore
There’s some black library stuff with them using the same ranks
partially I don't think the goal of drone tech is to create people at all
so it's not really analogous
Oh I don't think they'd hide ironkin from tau, AI are not heresy to the Tau, the curiosity for me is if Tau would consider Ironkin specifically people, or would just nod their head at their supposed peoplehood while providing whatever accomodations are necessary as an ally
a bit more nuanced than like, seperating out ironkin, but no less culturally dismissive
I mean the cogs would be right there as a comparison right
definitely
i think ideally, they'd be more than happy to consider them people as they consider themselves; I jsut don't see the tau empire as like... necessarily always going to be on the right side of the personhood debate in situations; but also political and military alliances will contribute to the aunic ruling on the matter
I'm disinclined to assume Tau will always rule favorably or even correctly
Though, I also think Tau don't make one decision for forever
so a decision made might be amended quickly
sort of like daemons being diplomatic prospects from another dimension
I could see tau being policy wise, correct about ironkin, while socially lagging behind that
I think I don't think of it as a like naiive or ignorant position to take?
treating ironkin differently requires an understanding that they're robot people
i imagine they appear different on tau scanners?
which is greater than the understanding of just meeting a group of people who have diversity within them
like they could be cyborgs
yeah thats true
to be clear it's definitely possible
Also the Tau Empire, leading a confederation a species, might possibly assume the Leagues are a confederation between biokin and ironkin and the differences don't present any issues to unit cohesion
but like I personally don't see it being an obvious or inutive tact for them to take
Whereas Fire Warrior vs Kroot the differences do impact unit cohesion so they don't have mixed units
to clarify a little, i don't think the Tau would be outwardly disrespectful or oppressive regarding ironkin as members of the tau empire; I think there would be a social view of ironkin as something akin to their finest drones; which would be an incorrect view, but would be relating them to something familiar
Even the most intelligent drone arent sentient in the way ironkin are
Id imagine once Tau realize the extent of ironkin's sentience being on par with Votann they'd treat them the same
I basically think “holy shit this person is a robot” is a more likely realisation than “holy shit this robot is a person”
And as a result not treating ironkin as people requires actively depersoning an individual introduced to you as a person and living a full life
Like uh. Data
And like yeah people do do that to data, sure
But I think its about as likely as treating a scaly meatkin like a pet alligator
I guess
The thing is Tau deal with a large variety of psyches and are open to inducting species with very different psychology it isnta huge leap of logic to see ironkin as the same as votann person wise considering the water caste will very much delve deep into their claims and personalities and likely realize they're not just programs
Yeah these are also the people who met giant bugs and were like what if we had a giant bug talking device
To me that just suggests they'd be more open to ironkin being people on par with meatkin
That even things that look like giant bugs could be intelligent with personhood
I think of kin's society and the iron kin as we all lift together from warframe as a species philosophy
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Now I kinda want tau dolphin auxiliaries
The space marine mammal
Both were made by the
Votann in thier eyea
I dont imagine it'd ever happen but Tau might be the best bet for solving Votann's ancestor core problems. Tau are behind on the AI front but they learn and develop new tech quickly and probably in like a few years could get an ancestor core equivalent and figure out how to deal with the issues
Earth caste is pretty cracked when it comes to innovation assuming they're allowed to do a thing
Tau don't seem to have any issues with AI
I don’t think it’s an issue of the Leagues being unable to build new, better ancestor cores
I think the issue is the existing ones have so much data it’s impossible to migrate systems
Its more Votann would probably never consider letting anyone else see their cores let alone understand how they work
I think the Tau could probably figure out a way to solve this
Dont need to replace them, could upgrade or add stuff that solves the issues enough for a better solution to be made long term
If it hasn't been mentioned as a empire that has created Engrams of Tau leaders, I think they would be able to recognize a sapient AI and be like "Ah yeah thats no engram, makes sense."
A friend challenged me to trust and make a halfway decent list involving a warhound titan, thoughts on how i did? As he put it "doesnt have to be competitive but does have to be at least a decent list that isnt a complete pushover."
First thought was going with guard for the challenge but figured why not see about having the warhound guided by war dogs
The main thing I think I'm resistant to is the idea that the Tau will always make positive and inclusive choices about teh factions they ally with. They respect kroot, but that doesn't mean they approve of kroot, nor does it mean they unilaterally treat them as Tau proper. Tau have a very real imperial issue of treating non Tau as second class citizens; or in the case of 4th sphere expansioners, actively being racist against humans.
Just because Tau are actively seeking conglomeration doesn't mean they are free of the questions of personhood or the politics of species
and they are certainly bound to misstep
heck, their society is divided into strict class hierarchies; and while hte elements are not hierarchal to one another directly, they are strictly apart.
Elemental council deals with their unstable relationship with humans a lot. The constant sidelining of human auxiliaries once the problem changes from "war with the imperium" to "human rebellion on newly conquered world"
While at the same time the main ethereal in the book keeps a human bodyguard and gives no shits at his friend committing tau social faux pas because he knows he's going to do a good job
Every time I am reminded of the tau castes I cant help but be reminded of problems I hear that the Indian caste system historically had.
"Dont talk to me or my dogs ever again" The warhound's name is Karen
Still has, even if it's been formally abolished, its unfortunately carried on by some through cultural traditions.
Definitely Tau running into other people's outside their caste system and having to go "uhhh, your not in the system but are a secret third thing"
A trip to the dog park.
The Farsight Enclaves still do stuff based on the castes, just without the Ethereals, right?
Yes and no
Cultural and to some degree biological inertia lead to most still falling within caste expectations even if the system isn't strictly enforced
A clarification also, when I said imperial issues, I did not mean issues with the Imperium, I meant issues with their own empire. In case that's necessary
Would you say Lucius or Bile makes for a better mortal champion for slaanesh?
Lucius, Bile doesn't want to acknowledge that he is a champion of any god
Lucius is the most inconsequential and middling champion out of all the cults
And is also a personalityless andy
Bile fits better explicitly because he thinks he's better than chaos or slaanesh, which fits the Prince's leanings of ambition and pride
Bile is like 1000% better but would literally never accept the role or acknowledge it
And also has things going on
That suits Slaanesh just fine, it's probably funnier to her
Ahriman is in the same boat
Slaanesh looked straight at him to a degree that caused him near full organ failure and he just said "must have been the wind"
frankly i think i agree
Still annoyed that we didnt get a bile or ahriman card when mtg did a crossover with 40k. Got a flavorful kharn and lucius though.
ngl whenever i see the name Lucius my brain automatically tries to filter it out at this point
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Eidolon_(Emperor's_Children) If we're going for a mortal champion of slaanesh, well...
Slightly different subject, but while we're talking about Slaaneshi champions I miss Doomrider.
I really want a headless Doomrider character in the next book.
I too yearn for the return of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMRIDER
I mean who else has lyrics to their own summoning song?
Test prints on the sentinel weapons I kitbashed. Happy with the results.
Multilaser needs supports but whaddyagonnado.
God the new raveners are gorgeous
Helps alleviate the tyranid painting woes of ten thousand literally identical models too, 5 uniquely freaky ass bugs
This is bile and slaanesh
real and true
I really need to get the cawl books
I've already read gene father. I have not read great work.
Does he have another one or another one coming up?
Archmagos just came out a few months ago?
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/additional-weapons-for-armoured-chicken-walker Put'em up on cults for people to use.
I love my bugs
Still puzzling out the venom bolt one, but like where I’m at for the most part
Only ones left is funky crab claws and the injector talons one
I gotta find where i posted mine
They stay in a dogbowl in my car with their tokens so i'm always ready to play
You know whats nice about only haveing 5 models? They can always be carried with me to stores 
They dont know I keep my full host of ascension army in my trunk so I can abide by pokemon battle rules for genestealers
Woe, one hundred neophytes upon ye
In all my experience going for murder seems to he the correct choice into GSC
🙁
"no you're not real" "fuck you mean i'm not real" "you're not real"
I'm not even joking, fabius turbo atheists So hard that it's painful for demons to be near him
Which is unfortunate because he has a female clone that either became a demon or I forget how it worked. Thay he calls his daughter that shows up sometimes to tell him things.
damn
that is impressive
i have so many ideas for characters for warhammer 40k wrath and glory
perhaps a lord captain navy officer?
You know something I think about is how the vast majority of people don't even think Space Marines are real in the setting. Like they think of them as divine, not of this world beings, who have statues and stuff but aren't actually real
There's a great comic I read as a kid where there's an elder retelling the awakening of a tomb world on their jungle feral planet and how angels came to save them, while the panels show the actual battle between the space marines and the Necrons, and as he declares "they saved our souls and our world!" It zooms out and the tribe is huddled in crater in a vast empty wasteland
Think it read it when I was 12 and it stuck with me ever since
For some reason my school library had a bunch of Warhammer comics and books
curious
There like what... 10 million space Marines max?
And only 10,000 custodes
About a thousand
Right But quick back of the napkin traitors included maybe 10 million space Marines.
cool
But some are overstrength or understrength and there’s weird primaris math
I can tell you the brotherhood of a thousand has exactly a thousand
And you might ask, "oh. What's the chapter symbol for the brotherhood of a 1000?" why it's the Roman numeral for a 1000
Ⓜ️
Brotherhood of a thousand marching past you: Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️
♏
When are they going to add the MK Ultramarines?
(Wait, that's just the Lamenters)
(And the Cursed founding in general)
Exorcists style attempt to make bootleg grey knights but they just give aspirants a ton of drugs hoping to activate latent psychic powers
This joke is kinda ruined by the fact there are drugs that give you psychic powers in 40k
polymorphine is needed
Called ghast
They used the wrong drugs as a joke
Though it does say that it works by enhancing latent psychic powers but like, in the way all non blanks have them I feel
i thought exorcists were the ones that stuck demons in people
Maybe ghast is too expensive for their budget
which chapter was i thinking of
Oh. Is it temporary?
Maybe they have higher aspirations
They are yeah
Though I'm surprised a drug that can give someone psychic powers is common enough to be "popular"
oh ok i was thinking of the right ones then
wasn't Ghast made from really expired food stuff
from necromunda
Theres a fun thing you can do where a van saar leader can have a skill that lets them use intelligence instead of willpower (and thus for psychic powers) with their maxxed intelligence and then you give them ghast to have psychic powers
In the ancient bunkers of Necromunda, decayed artificial reconstituted diet remnants transform into a substance called ghast, a lurid green powder with potent psychic effects. Derived from Corpse-Starch, these deposits contain human proteins, giving ghast its unique properties. When ingested, ghast can either awaken psychic abilities or dangerously draw a person’s soul into the warp, depending on the individual's spiritual strength.
yeah i was right
if you let corpse starch expire really fucking badly it turns into drugs that make you magic
I think its something unique to necromunda
Cause that corpse starch is combined with all the everything dumped into the ground
i'm fairly sure it is yeah
Also have they'd considered making this stuff into an arrow and shooting it at people
Thats wild
2 word summary for Necromunda
Hehe ye
been reading HH 3e and it looks a bit funny with how the "troop" category is filled
space marines get 10-20 man squads
admech gets 1 techpriest.
Idk if its funnier if necromunda is the average level of weirdness for a hive planet or an extreme outlier
I guess armageddon has the weirdness of being ullanor and all that shit
Necromunda georg
I think necromunda is an outlier by the amount of wacky archotech there but i think everything is pretty par for the course of a hive world
Necromunda is kind of outlier-because-they-keep-writing-about-it
Normal shennigans but with wild tech
Every hive world is completely unhinged and more or less beyond mortal ken of any individual
You’d have to write about the others and their own brands of bullshit
Probably Most Unique Thing is the uh, malstrain
there's a whole STC thing going on with Necromunda as well
yeah fucking everyone is on Necromunda, those guys have a whole STC and genestealers and DAOT guys getting out of vaults and stuff
That pretty much can’t leave necromunda without obliterating the entire setting as the tyranids fall to chronic wasting disease
as in iirc there is just a full on intact STC on the planet
it irradiates you a bit, but yeah
what's a little bit of rads when you have a fucking STC
Tbf Idk if an stc being on a hive world is that unusual
tried to see if there was any fun lore for other hive world but the most interesting I found is fort Crispin on Jones Crispin World
Tho maybe it not having been yoinked by the admech
Armageddon has fun stuff, Moebius has fun stuff (Darktide)
Which is presumably what happens to them
i think the thing with Necromunda's STC is it's a fully functioning one
it's not like
a fragment or a blueprint
it's more complete
But like its not really seemingly doing a lot that existing tech base isnt
Necromunda would be immediately besieged so they could grab it
And like rhinos etc they came from stcs
But like yeah admech would definitely view it as theirs
i mean regardless it's a holy relic to the Mechanicus
And the votann if they found out its also basically an stc and it was found
if they knew it was there, they would take it
I like to think it only works because it's made out of people living on necromunda
I never understood one thing about Necromunda
How do the factions have all these uniform defects if the playable gangs aren't even remotely close to the noble houses that run them
They are
They aren't tho
Theyre paramilitary forces organised by the houses
Not gangs sponsored by them
But dont they need to hire new people?
Not from without
At least not exclusively
Like the houses are basically a nation unto themselves
They grow by having kids
That doesn't feel like how the game presents things
And like, what makes the nobles at the top nobles is the fact that they control these nations
In many ways it isnt, but its the lore of the game
as in do the gangs need to hire new bodies?
Like yes, the game presents itself as being a game about playing a criminal gang made up of the dregs of society
But the game is actually about playing one of several competing military forces in entirely sanctioned conflict
There is the option of playing other things, mind, but in terms of the core houses?
Youre not wrong that theres a contradiction
Cuz most of the lore does make it sound like gangs get sponsored by nobles
they do
Not that the nobles form and deploy their own gangs
so its both
Like everyone in goliath clan is a gene smithed guy
gangs are sponsored and created by the upperhives to serve their interests in the underhives but houses and gangs are different
The nobles in charge of the goliath clan are part of the goliath clan (and thats what makes them nobles)
The goliaths that join a gang and participate in the warfare are also part of the goliath clan
The goliaths who are foremen or workers in their factories are part of the goliath clan
Goliaths do not pick up hivers off the street to be in their gangs
They hire them temporarily, sure, but theyre not part of the gang
"Lastly, there are the ‘Unborn’, or outsiders. These
are by far the smallest sub-group and are made up
of men and women who have been ‘enhanced’ by
Goliath growth technologies to earn a place among
the House. Unborn are unusual in that they have
chosen to join the Goliaths, sometimes unwillingly,
rather than been born to them. To become Goliaths
they must undergo dangerous augmentations to
change their bodies. Despite coming from outside
the clan, the Unborn are welcomed into the House
provided they can prove their strength and will to
survive the rigours of the Goliath life; Unborn are also
valued by the Natborn as a means of introducing
more diversity into the Goliath genus, and another
potential key to unlocking a future for the clan free
of the amneo-vats."
Outlaw gangs do exist; some of them are sponsored by the clan houses, yes; but your question was why are goliath gangs all gene smithed roiders, and thats the answer
(And the same for van saar being irradiated, delaque being tall and bald, etc)
(Like this is both notably a small portion and also constitutes actually joining the goliath clan at large)
well thats the thing right gangs and houses are seperate entity's in some ways
There also mechanically a difference between making a house gang and making an outcast gang with a house patron, though some overlap in options
When you do make a house gang though you are the lowest of the low at the start of a campaign where while you might be a member of whatever clan your also at the bottom of a very long line of gangers who serve the hive so you kinda have to do what you can
Yeah
Doing good at gang is a lot of the social mobility
Theres also a big difference between like, the heads of the clan houses and the actual ruling nobility
oh yeah clan houses and noble houses are just completely different breeds of power
And like escher as a clan house are descendants of a fallen noble house
How important is the stuff that goes down in the under hives?
The Underhive is both a place where the Houses can let loose with open warfare without fear of anything vital to their operations actually getting damaged, and it's lousy with Archaeotech
Tangential but I was thinking
I used to think crisis suits get a lot of shots out per unit with burst canons, despite having no base AP. Itd be 24 shots at str 5 ap0 (1 if it's against infantry). Then I remembered that intercessors get 40 shots out per unit if they are within 12 and all targeting the same target
Space Marines do feel downright unfair sometimes, yeah
This is assuming a 10 man intercessor team to be fair, which no one brings
You can squeeze out, like, 12 more shots out of those Crisis suits. They hit one worse, but are twin-linked
(Realistically you're not bringing that many gun drones)
Wait. Sorry only six more shots I forgot suits can't double up on drones, any more
Pretty much
Also re: exocists
To me, it seems more less a process of making more grain knights and more like making a chapter of artificial blanks kinda
Having read their book
Grain knights 🌾
They fight demoms
they purposely get posessed and then get exorcized right/
And theyre like a thirteenth founding chapter made by inquisitors
Mm
It is absolutely true that their traditions dont result in making more psykers ofc
Though they do use the librarius symbol as their chapter symbol for whatever reason
Also apparently they (might be) led to believe theyre grey knights??? Until they become veterans and the chapter command are like sorry guys were just imperial fists. Sorry. Btw Last Wall exists
I see what it is
They're Bolter!Grey Knights
Not that Grey knights don't have bolters
Just that they're not Bolter space marines
Tell you one thing. The exocists are immune to psychology
therapy does fucking nothing for em
Well kinda. They do have group therapy to make themselves feel better about having 90% of their souls ripped away
Immune to psychology is so funnyyy
You say “ooh I bet you cant bust down this door” and they say “reverse psychology doesnt work on me heretic”
Exorcist beating Tzeentch because they just don't have hubris to exploit
I mean you joke but that is in the book
Really? That's amazing
There any chance of a renegade marine defecting to some xenos faction or another or is the indoctrination so deep it prevents them from doing so?
It's certainly more than possible can't think of any examples off the top of my head but it's not impossible
It's that their indoctrination would prevent them from doing so I'd wager, but I feel like most imperial space marines aren't going to get vibe with any of the xenos factions they could defect to
Obviously it's a big galaxy so it has almost certainly happened somewhere, but like, I can't see ye average space marine getting along with the Tau for instance, who would be the most likely to let them in
Maybe like, an ultramarine who really just wanted to help
Yeah, the hypno-indoctrination kinda programs them to feel automatic revulsion and hatred for aliens
Im surprised there isnt liek a story about a renegade astartes that allies begrudingly with xenos like long term to basically defect to them, it would be a great deconstruction of the space marine brainwash
That would be really great
Maybe they're an Apothecary who's got the gene-seed of his unit that have gotten killed by the Tyranids, needs to get them off world, ends up fighting alongside the Tau against the Tyranids with the idea "eventually, I'll betray them and escape back to my chapter" but the opportunity doesn't present itself, then reality breaks through the conditioning, until eventually when the opportunity to leave presents itself, he doesn't take it
Isnt there a story which involves the Tau interrogating a Raven Guard?
Yea but he convinces the other humans to get him his armor and weapons then they break out
The Tau learn the degree of the astartes brainwashing is like inconceivably deep to them as you'd need a very very strong level of zealot extremism to get that out of a supersoldier.
Which is funny cause the Tau already knew the imperium was insane with how their warp travel works with Gellar Fields and such but the interrogated space marine made them realize the imperium was batshit insane
Read the excerpt where the Inquisitor who switched over to the Tau says when the Space Marine asks if they're trying to convert him "no, we can't convert you because you have no free will, you're not human."
But, Night Lords are able to torture details out of Space Marines, so even Astartes have a breaking point
yeah but that'skinda different from making them change their ideological and factional stances i feel
Sure, though it's a small break I'd say, aiding a traitor to protect themselves, however they justify it
sure
ahh itd be different by chapter overall and different by writer in each specific case anyway
that too
RT land speeder
safety is for nerds
Crashing into a chain link fence and then just having that wrapped round your face for the mission
Wait hold on: Space Marine Flintstones car
in my stupid tiny car, straight up “beakin it”
Apparently the Tau Empire has tried to break the psycho condition of a space marine in the past, a Raven Guard, using mind probes. They failed catastrophically.
didn't they try to psychically interrogate a Space Marine, but he killed himself by willing his hearts to stop while they were in his head and all the interrogators died as a result
Yeah Im pretty sure that's what happened
i would genuinely give up trying to do anything useful with space marines at that point ngl
Funny how Tau can't do it but chaos can be like "hey buddy want to grow a tentacle out of your eyeball?" and have it work.
Tau are icky xenos
See it’s probably because the Tau are like “hey wanna be a righteous defender of the weak and spread the greater good?” And chaos is like “how bout you stop with this weak shit and murder like you know you were meant to?”
which message will resonate with living weapons
lol
the greater good is me(a space marine) blowing your(icky tau) head smoove off
but yeah idk appealing to the humanity of a weapon ismaybe not the eay to go
also something something eldritch forces leaking into reality supernaturally corrupting things they come into contact with
I do think it's also cause like, chaos is implied to have esoteric passively corrupting effects alongside the mental manipulation and demonic temptations
But enough about the Ethereals, what off chaos?
Lmao
One of the themes of the setting is that nothing with a soul is immune to the corruption of chaos, just a wide variance on resistance, right?
And or they have a different warp sugar daddy
though funnily enough I do think the most likely case for xenos-aligned space marines are traitor astartes that aren't particularly chaos-inclined going "bollocks to this"
I don't hear a lot of lore regarding like... necrons being chaos corrupted?
I generally feel like renegade marines will work with xenos more readily than loyal ones as a means to an end or to access gear, but its not a high bar. Actually throwing in with xenos seems a harder sell
yeah part of the whole deal with necrons I thought is that they just don't interact with the warp
That’s through great effort and anti-warp wards and such
I always figured them unilaterally letting their souls get eaten was a part of their resistance to the warp
Blanks are weird to me because it's not as absolute as its given, there's apparently levels to it, and enough warp fuckery can just overwhelm their immunity
Same with null rods, there's a limit to how much they resist
Blanks have negative soul instead of lack of soul so they’re weird
Those are unrelated terminator guys
that is true, but thats not really gonna end with them getting corrupted
The silent king is hunting them down for trademark violations
Chaos Androids
and i know, i was making a joke
Maybe the ctan being involved in the necron soul eating also contributes to their chaos resistance along with their tech
Cause I think necrons have the best anti warp nonsense technology, lore wise anyway
Ctan being like physical reality gods probably helps
nah i'd Blackstone Pillar
because like, the main purpose the sisters of silence served pre-heresy was being a secret police/investigative body that could learn anything and everything they could about chaos to fight it without risk of being corrupted
(which is also why they swear vows of silence, so they can't ever tell people who will get corrupted what they know about chaos)
This is my general understanding yeah, there isn’t really natural immunity but there’s degrees of vulnerability and you can harden stuff with appropriate technology or symbolic charms
Oh that makes sense
And why they’d have allied with the GEOM early on
GEOM?
God Emperor of Mankind
I thought his name was neoth or something
ahhh
and yeah definitely, but also he maybe probably influenced their creation as an order in the background (as he did with a lot of stuff), which was definitely probably a contributing factor
its all a little uncertain because theres just so little lore for the SoS, but its likely
He’s got a lot of names
Jimmy Space
and they are his space marines
Geom does sound kinda like jim
Geommy Space
Id probably also hazard that, not that we have any accessible, full or whole ctan are likely immune/ antithetical to the warp
Since apparently warp entities and ctan were sort of weak to each other
Ctan would probably just die and not be corrupted
nice thing
my chudlings are painted
they will be put into the oil chamber tomorrow (oil painting them)
Yo they look slick as hell
cool
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Not Necrons but not NOT Necrons either.
It's more like how you would try to understand something that's a fourth dimensional being
Demons are energy beings of the warp. C'tan, are energy beings of real space
You could go further and say that demons are energy beings of emotion. And the Catan are energy beings of logic
I like to think the 11th primarch was a blank
And in being "the forgotten" it makes sense to me. The leader of the siss of silence had a blank ability so powerful that if you weren't looking directly at her or paying attention due to how the powers of being a blank are You'd kind of forget her like the silence from doctor who
I like to believe one of the missing primarchs is just missing and there's not much more to it. They never found him and Big E hates it being brought up
Supposedly in the dark cells, there was one marked subject eleven, and if bro just walked out During that time the astronomicon flickered that would be funny
It a big galaxy
Big chunks of it are explicitly unexplored
IIRC like Nostramo is also wild west because for whatever reason the ghoul stars are so insanely fucked up basically nothing lasts long out there
I also like the idea that one of the lost primarchs Big E just straight up killed as they were beyond redemption and that's saying a lot considering Angron/Curze
Every Planet Death World And Necron Tomb Worlds Fallen To Flayer Virus
don't go to the ghoul stars
The nicest planets are nostramo and that one RG successor with the xenos crystal great value golden throne they feed their chapter master to
the bene gesserit marines are over there if i'm not misremembering
Its like all isolated RG successors, Night Lords, Necrons, and then some fuckshit Bile’s searching for in his next book and unexplored shit that not even the great crusade cracked
Death Spectres
Over the millennia, the Death Spectres have been preparing for the Cadash, which translates to "Living Chalice," someone of great significance who, upon taking their place upon the Shariax, will bring about the "Great Resurrection." The leadership of the Death Spectres has apparently been sowing the seeds of fate to bring about the Cadash's rise throughout the Chapter's history.
mfw the Kwisatz Haderach
There's another story I wanted to write about a torchbearer fleet dropping off their Primaris marines at the Death Spectre's door
And the Primaris being like "why the fuck won't any body talk to us, why are we confined to this part of the fortress-monastery, what the fuck is going on"
mfw i am a Dark Angels Primaris getting dropped off at The Rock, being led to the torture chamber
oh damn
got nostalgic for my renegade chapter, the true adherents of Dorn, who went rogue after their chapter master had a vision of a primarch returning only for it to be Roboute showing up with primaris replacements.
colours are yellow with with unpainted arm/leg/helmet left to rust so they can be painted yellow and absorbed back into the imperial fists upon Dorn's return.
really tempted to get the HH starter box and remake the army in the updated 40k "scale"
nice one
also would love to upgrade the chapter master to a thanatar body but I feel that would be too big to count as a daemon prince 
That's radical, and a really cool concept for a renegade chapter!
thanks, really happy with how the army turned out, wish I had the time to dig it out
also want to expand it now with some old marine dreads that no longer have rules so I can use them as hellbrutes...
another idea I had for expanding it was with black templars counting as Khorne berzerkers.
I mean, chaining weapons to themselves was a world eater's thing.Before it was black templars. sigismund got it from kharn
Couldn't find a damn magnetized hunter-killer missile so I just made my fuckin' own.
just spent like 5 hours working on some gunpla stuff and coming around from that to look at Warhammer stuff is always really interesting
dante feels no fear for different reasons
"please for the love of god someone put me out of my misery"
His fear is already happening, having to clock in tomorrow morning
He hasn't had a day off in thousands of years and is always on call
the longest break he's had was probably when the swarmlord removed a random assortment of his organs
The opposite of this story is random named space marine who was like any other elite recruit, except they're the perfect counter to the mcguffin because of their own stronger mcguffin they never used before which saved him from being killed like dozens of his brothers who had much more experience and combat prowess
Wasn't that Calgar? Or was Dante on the receiving end too
I wouldng be surprised if that happened to both of them
dante got sworded so hard he started hallucinating? sanguinius coming down and telling him that he had to go back to work, at which point dream-dante broke down completely and started begging Sangy to let him die
and then he woke up and was merely chopped up a lot and horribly poisoned so the BAs filled him full of marine juice again and dragged him off to see Guilliman, who had just arrived to relieve Baal
Swarmlord jobs less then bloodthirsters do, jesus
The rare instance of ressurection with no horrific permanent corruption and it was on the guy who didn't want it.
The Swarmlord, being the only conventional named character for the Tyranids, gets to have some wins of its own despite also being an endlessly respawning giant monster like Bloodthirsters and Avatars of Khaine
also Titans
I know there's also Deathleaper and Old One Eye but they're not quite the same thing
Swarmlord does do some jobbing though
at one point he died to a single Custodian warden
Swarm lord got massed produced once they saw how good it was
swarmlord has like a solid B to C ranker career
Oh yeah absolutely, all the Xenos big bads job more often than not
stabs some guys, messes up some named characters, tends to not die too embarrassingly most of the time
I would say that's B rank but now Primarchs are A so Chapter Masters and such take up B
It does kill me that there's that one piece of Necron war gear, the Gaze of Flame I think, that can explicitly strike fear into things like computers and Tyranids
And necron warriors too iirc
“Oh god yes a chance to be free of my miserable existence”
This warrior has no resemblance of sapience but it's afraid now
Honestly it’s so, so funny how much of a miserable time he has all the time
Necrons break physics on the regular, I don’t think it’s too far out there tbh
Someone saw Calgar/Gulliman and was like, I could make an even more deppressed character
dante is the one blood angel character whose stories I like because it's just:
black rage and red thirst barely feature
Yeah because that’d be an escape from his knowledge of his existence
Can’t have that
I don't even know any other named blood angels besides sangy boy and the one blood angel reaper that's basically immune and kills those fallen to black rage
mephiston, the most wanked space marine psyker ever including Tiggy
Oh yeah, very much so. The ludicrous technobabble hyperbole in every Necron war gear description is fantastic. The Gaze of Flame is just funny in particular because even the flavour text seems to be throwing up it's arms about how it could possibly make certain things without brains feel fear
Tycho, but he’s dead as hell now
Damn really
Wait, he is a BA right?
God is that what Astorath is actually for
BA has so many named characters that are So Nothing
Mephiston is funny, Dante’s one of the more engaging Astartes characters, and then ?????
Somehow the Blood Angels feel like they get away with the ridiculous power scaling characters
Rearranges their molecules to create a structure capable of the sensation of fear if one doesn’t previously exist 
Yea Astrorath is the guy
Literally who the fuck is Lemartes
they have so many guys
Tbf a bored Cryptek would do that
Wait really? Damn I was wracking my brain trying to think of any more an there this many guys?
Honestly I like the bishi boy marines getting like this since we know pretty well they’re all double or triple fucked from geneseed
Or does this include like, book only dudes
oh yeah Corbulo, I'm sure he needs to appear in every book just to appease the thee Corbulo fans out there
They always have enough problems I think they should have fun
Or a Necron lord that feels slighted by a random nonsentient unthinking necron warrior from a different dynasty and wants to make it suffer
lexicanum also includes books but they have a fuckton of guys with models too
the only one I think is actually cool lacks unique character rules
although he is cool because he died in a fun way
Yeah, and they lose as much as they win as a result. Plus, the whole vampire angel thing is just such a premium aesthetic that you can't avoid liking them
I like Tycho just because he was a kinda official “your dudes” model, his whole history came from White Dwarf battle reports iirc
The difference between, say, Tigurius and Mephiston is not that they aren't both ridiculous power wanks but that Mephiston is also cool
Where he got fucked up whenever he got killed in a game
BA plot armor gets paid back evenly in something terrible
Sanguinis was like a god amongst primarchs yet got so clapped it doomed the future of his entire geneseed. A pretty good tradeoff for soloing titans
“Yes, I’m sure I want you to upgrade their engram, I don’t care how hard it is, they stepped on my cloak and I can’t properly bitch him out if he doesn’t understand the feeling of me being upset”
Mephiston is actually my least favourite psyker because he is so Bloodedge the Griffin, but that manifests as like 60% of the time I go "ah it's this fucking guy again, fuck off" and the other 40% I go "you know what let's have some mephiston"
Mephiston is a sometimes food
whereas Tiggy is just whatever
Oh it's the psyker librarian that just got over the black rage a few times
just a nothing character, he evokes no feelings either way
Yeah Tiggy feels like he only exists so the Ultras can have the display model of "best psyker"
Dante is just a squeeky toy of misery, it’s great
yeah, his deal is that he is too angry for the black rage somehow and he expresses this by being hilariously chuuni and having tons of narration about how his fury is icy extra refrigerated
he is basically just this guy in power armour
Dante's plot armor exists purely to make his day worse
He's got a whiff of the Coppola Dracula drip though
He's even got a mallninja cross-sword
Cacaradons I think are BS but it's so seemingly unserious I let their edgy power fantasy slide cause of how ridiculous they are
he's the right kind of shameless 12 year old power fantasy for Warhammer, I absolutely don't deny that
also nice model
Wasn’t it that he was unable to do anything with it for so long under the rubble he looped back around to a weird sanity? Or may be an entirely different persona rebuilt from scratch/psychic powers
Aw I think they’re neat
Oh I think they're very neat
The Space Sharks unfortunately wrap back around for me, where they come from a specific kind of Forge World era of feeling a little too serious while also being ridiculous
It's just so ridiculous and I respect how it doesn't seem to take itself seriously
I really like the Forge World self-serious era, the Siege of Vraks books are the best campaign books GW has ever done
also the Red Scorps are vaguely fun
I think it’s more that they just went with a footnote of a concept and then went “what could we do to make this interesting while still doing their established bit as hard as possible”
Ryza is as real nice too
Oh I absolutely agree
I love the FW books written like historical campaign books
I just vacillate with the Sharks because they were clearly someone's favourite thing and I swing between being into them for that reason and feeling like they're just a little too much
Taking the absurdity dead serious
if I ever did a 40k space marine army it would be a toss-up between Minotaurs and Red Scorps because I just love some shameless bootlicker marines
Minos especially have some fun stuff going on but I think Moloc lost his rules
But then, I will admit my favourite chapter are the Red Talons precisely because of the ridiculous Horus Heresy Autek Mor lore from FW
Didn’t he have like 5 different rules at one point to reflect different periods?
nah, that was the Red Scorpions CM
Yeah exactly
Red Scorps are on some weird purity shit that gets too skeevy for me
Minotaurs are just unabashed bootlickers and headtakers
Which is fun
on one hand they're giant freaks, on the other hand I like their colours and think having an apothecary in every squad is fun
Far better than the Marines Malevolent who are just dipshits for no raisins
I would make a renegade meme roaming legion of white scars that commit tech heresy onto he regular like strapping a couple salvaged nightwings together onto a jet bike and their capital homeship has a c'tan shard purely dedicated to powering the engines so it can go as fast as Tau FTL without ever touching the warp
Minotaurs also actually show up in a newish book and they're fun, they're such a bunch of salty children
One of them is left alone with an Imperial Fist for about ten minutes and when the lady comes back they're having an incredibly ineffective power armoured fistfight and wrecking the office
LOL
Ah, my mistake, I knew it was from the same era though
Minotaurs being the budget knock off custodes for the High Lords makes them a lot more fun than they otherwise would be
They also fight some Custodes and don't do too badly, they kill one and fuck up the rest
Which the custodes think is cool but also I'm pretty sure they have more Minotaurs
They’re the custodes but on their payroll and not another department’s
Which is important when you wanna have some guys to get up to Some Shit
It's highly important to have a private army that is not your official public army
something about cryptography
I like the necromunda's house Cawdor as real knockoff custodes, someone in the house somehow met a Custodes and fashioned the most jank spear after them yet did not even copy something like the gold themed everything
They were like cool spear I'll copy that
You wanna have the guys who are Your Guys but can officially on paper say are not explicitly Your Guys
But can gesture menacingly with in a “oh it’d be a shame if something were to happen”
I keep debating making my 40k marines something like carcharodons because polynesian RG successor goes hard but god their scheme is bad
And their lore is so
Aw it’s not that bad
That's the bit I do find hilarious with the Minotaurs. They were literally just like "Well we can't get our hands on the custodes toys so what if we just paint a chapter of space marines gold? That's like 60% of the way there."
I think making the polynesian chapter greyblack and lighter greycream is a crime
Are the carcharodons counter shaded
The minos are also geared to the nines because it costs any of the high lords about six pennies to hand out power claws and plasma guns to everyone
It's funny how broke most space marines are
Absolutely useless to have countershading on land like that but it's be very 40k for them to have it still
But what if?
When you're fighting inside some old lady's from the 80s house
Your average SM melee squads rock up with knives or chainswords and meanwhile Shit Forge World 42069 is arming 200k Skitarii infiltrators per year with power swords that they presumably make by doing a Hollywood sword casting scene and then manually soldering on two wires.
I want to headcanon the carcharodons only think it's camouflage that's works cause they just murder everything so there's no witnesses
God now I’m remembering the pictures of people trying to find what UCP camo could blend in on and it’s mostly like construction sites or gravel pits, and the one guy planking on his grandma’s couch
And are like colorblind
It's for fighting on the planet whose atmosphere is entirely mustard gas, clearly
Camouflaged at an NRA convention
Or maybe it's like zebra camouflage and wards off mosquitos
Anti-tyranid dazzle camo, of course
Like even the surplus market isn’t interested in UCP it’s kinda hilarious
Camouflage to hide from sea bears, one of the lost chapters
You still see the woodland camo and chocolate chip desert camo, but almost never UCP
I always assumed all those skitarii power swords and miniaturized railguns just explode and/or burst into flames after like six hours of use
But there's a tech priest on hand who has been waiting to put it back together again so it's okay
Because that shit just sucks and no one is actually interested in wearing it who didn’t have to
500 Knights in the secret vaults
That is very possible but I suspect space marines would still be more effective if the average assault marine had like three of those.
Ryza was pretty advanced overall but I think it's funny 150 knights were just kept in reserve with I assume with full maintenance and tons of ad mech and house serfs that all universally kept quite about the 150 knights
Multi stacked sword sheath that looks like you strapped a knife block to the guy's side
150 knights is not that many knights
Probably, yeah, they are also broke. More just I do feel like there's a certain amount of Space Marines deliberately going "low tech" relative to the other imperial specialists because they expect to have absolutely garbage supply lines
Knights are muuuuuuch smaller than titans
Look I know knights are hardwired with altruism to want to protect citizens but you just have to sit in this hangar for a very long time.
150 titans would be huge but 150 knights is like one smallish house
Just got goofed up on the paperwork, everyone but the maintenance people forgot what was in HyperWarehouse 41-C
I guess as Ryzans they were the gucci knight patterns
They were very nice knights that turned the tide on ryza not being captured by horus's legions
How many knights is a lot of knights seems to vary between publications. I know I've seen five knights showing up being a big deal in some places and then others yeah they're like only a little rarer than baneblades
A pattern that was superior to any known knight pattern
The latter is probably closer to the intention but it is funny
And they just kept it hidden as a trump card in case it'd ever be needed
I mean it presumably depends on the context, like if it’s a whole planet or a few dozen mile stretch of frontline
Knights are rare by guard standards but they're also pretty easily buildable by forge world standards so almost every decent sized forge world has a pet house or eight
Also these knights went toe to toe with a massive chaos titan legion that destroyed over half if ryza's titans
And also the usual 40k has no idea of scale thing
Knights are the arleigh burkes of imperial mecha
Boring, probably outdated, the only thing everyone can reliably build because the last 500 procurement cycles failed miserably, work pretty good
This reminds me, been meaning to find a biography on Burke, what I’ve read about him is interesting
I have this entirely unsupported headcanon that this means that they're used to do off the books Admech sphere of influence stuff
I wouldn’t be shocked
where if the mech has interests in a region but can't just dump a bunch of skittles there because other imperials would be pissed they'll just spin up a bunch of knights and found a nearby House that's legally not admech
Iron Hands but less grumpy
“Oh no I dropped all my skittles on the floor”
Statements made in 2nd grade lunch and Mechanicus war conferences
Oh the story is more ridiculous than I thought. Ryza claimed to have no knight houses despite being a forge world that made titans en masses and the emp's personally told them to keep them secret
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/House_Sidus
Ryza is also comically stupid rich, four fifths of the planet was levelled during the heresy and they just built it back up again
and preheresy it was almost up there in Mars' league
They have infinite money and they spend it all on plasma guns and melee
seriously they have cults that replace their blood plasma with glowy superheated plasma
and then put the blood into plasma reactors as a sacrament
legit?
which is a great 40k joke
Yeah they're one of the groups that can still build non explody plasma en masse because of it
lmao
Oops I linked Fandom
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/House_Sidus
They got blasted from orbit after destroying the heretic Knights and titans
Ryza is like the necromunda of forge worlds. It's so glazed that mars was afraid of ryza's more advanced tech
And believed Ryza was going to break away and Mars took every chance to slander them they could
Notably there is no red at all in their schemes, or there wasn't back then at least
Lately they have been invaded by two simultaneous waaghs and spent several decades killing off hundreds of billions of orks
right as they were done the great rift opened in their face and then they got invaded by a bunch of daemons
it's not their century
They did have a stupid powerful space station
I'm sure they'll be fine
This is like the fiftieth time they've been in planetary death war mode I think it's Tuesday to them
That literal moon sized station was not fine
I thought that was exploded back in the heresy
News of its explosion was greatly exaggerated, it got infiltrated by heretics and taken over but then was exploded but a good amount survived but not the moon fortress it used to be
Is Graia the one that kept getting stated to have been invaded and destroyed so they had to finally come up with a reason why that could happen?
Like it’s not a planet but a orbital manufacturing platform that keeps moving?
Graia the forge planet with the warp capable teleporting parasite planet eater ring
It up there, it could surround a planet and do warp travel around a hostile planet
And mine the planet dry, a planet sized mining rig that could just teleport, mine a planet almost completely, then disappear with all the cargo back to Graia kind of wild. Apparently it's not used for battles often as it's a secret that the ring can move and teleport
Which I'm wondering how you'd hide that it just vanished overnight then came back eventually from an inquisitor or RT visiting
The bulk of the serious forge worlding stuff is in orbit, so every time they move they just extrude a bunch more cheap manufacturing onto the surface of their new planet and ransack it
there have been a whole bunch of graias that have supposedly been invaded and the actual forge world just ups and leaves
which I suppose wouldn't be the biggest irregularity in Imperial records anyway
I want to believe it's the same planet and graia just moves the planet when things get bad
Swap it with a look-alike planet
Simply make your diplomats word its travels in such a way every inquisitor and astartes captain goes “man just shut the fuck up”
oh is that how they explain graia getting destroyed repeatedly okay
Boss the lobotomite is talking about grand astrographic pilgrimage to holy ferrous shrines again
It got attacked by Necrons or daemons or something on its last warp jump and it turns out 100% of their Skitarii and servitors are equipped to spacewalk on the outside of the web of orbital industry and shoot people
Ad mech on Graia
Pictured, graian kataphron
Yeah they would the stupid fucks
I love that idea, I want to believe it's the only orbital defense. Instead of cannons and satellites/ships just a bunch of dudes with really strong guns shooting down ships
They're one of my favourite forge worlds but all their rules have always just been "we're really brave and never retreat" which is so boring
Give me the airmobile Skitarii with one use jump packs or something
You’d think they’d have something more fun for the plasma fetishists but honestly its about the same for the dark angels, noted plasma fetishists
What's their wargame special rule
Don't have one this edition
In 8e it was something really boring like 3d6 drop highest on morale or whatever
Oh know little about wargame but if plasma guns exploding was a thing I'd imagine theirs don't
Oh no I was talking about Graia
Ryza had reroll 1s in melee and a strat to make plasma do giga damage
They're also the choppy forge world
no words on whether they have combined these and made plasma claws yet
If only
I think we should give ursarax the raven guard funny talons and see what happens
Do some raven guard have like power talons on their feet
Jump down on a guy from jetpack and stomp with talons
Kayvaan has the funny inceptor/suppressor shock absorber spurs for some reason?
Literally only kayvaan and he’s the only jump pack phobos also
It at least lets you do some very silly things with the vanguard & shadowmark detaches
But otherwise nah
I do love when the super soldier is doomed by the narritive to suffer
Also something I've wondered with dark angels. If one of their modern members where to go to chaos/ renegade does he become a fallen, or is fallen specific to the group of dark angels that split in the heresy? Is it still on sight for the modern traitors?
I never really thought about it but traitor Blood Angels probably feel different about the black rage.
Its just like you think youve moved on from your daddy issues with your cool new friends and then you meet an ex son of horus talking about his new baby blood skull cup and you get mad at him even you love baby blood skull cups even more than him and he didnt do anything bad to you and then you feel upset about the hold that still exists
All of that is happening internally of course externally you ripped his head off and are now frothing at the mouth and chained to the walls of the ship
There is a blood angels lineage marine in the newest angron book that is elated with he gets the nails installed.
When he joins a world eaters warband
As elated as someone could be in a berserker rage at any rate
How are we feeling about crucible of champions characters and crusade?
Seems like the perfect place to use them!
Imagine how confused a loyalist Space Marine would be to have a World Eater attack him while screaming about Horus
Honestly I'd love a sequel where that happens
The nails twisted black rage instead causes him to yell out Sanguinius instead of Horus.
Oh that's be sick
Believing he's Angron flying around?
I've kinda fleshed out the Black Rage treatment for my OC warband, just thinking about what would be so bad (other than doing chaos magic) that a potential cure for the Black Rage would be rejected by Baal, and I've come to it basically needing a non-implanted gene-seed to perform and basically ruins the gene-seed of the marine it's performed on
It also doesn't completely cure it, just represses the hallucinations and delusions and leaves the marine still prone to berserker rage, depending on how long they've been untreated for
I mean, angron has been called the red angel.
So him replacing sanguineus envisions would make sense for a korne aligned war band of blood angel lineage
Will it be more tragic if they also saw angron as he used to be before the nails
Going back though Korn wanted the blood angels. Not only for their rage but because of their sophistication/ honor from their turn around being the revenant legion
Looked into the crucible of champions stuff a bit more and yeah the fact that for 90 points you can get a terminator sorcerer in death guard that can resurrect deathshroud terminators while armed with a reaper autocannon, man reaper, and 2 plaguespurt gauntlets on top of giving models in the unit sustained hits 1 against afflicted targets seems a bit shenanigans inducing.
The trivector one is even more busted
Yep, you get them to lead a termie squad and get the resurrection along with two other abilities, you only miss out on the sustained hits 1 on the afflicted (can get the same effect on melee attacks with one for the abilities)
Now that might be a choice in a crusade that'd make me say "come on, man"
Ah yes the resurrection ability, the +1" movement as well as reroll advance/charge, and the melee weapons of the unit gets sustained hits 1 as well as lance all for 140 points. Not to mention triple reaper autocannons anr triple manreapers for no additional points.
For 30 extra points you can also give each member of the trio plaguespurt gauntlets meaning 6d6 anti-infantry 4+ flamer attacks as well.
Definitely feels like one heck of a brick to have to deal with.
Genuinely not sure what they were thinking with that one
Its a silly combo for 330 or 490 points if you go for msu or max sized deathshrouds respectively.
Optimal list
Truly the death guard are disgusting.
Thought you could only have one crucible guy per army?
Nope its 3 crucible units per army last I checked.
:0 woaw
im going to take a run at running an Only war campaign, anybody have any advice?
Baneblade regiment seems like it could be simultaneously fun and boring if you have the party be the crew of the baneblade.
Last time I considered doing an Only War campaign I was going to have tje premise be that the players' regiment was caught in a warp anomaly and sent back in time to well before the imperium. Their ship crash landing on "ancient" terra during the events of the Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 Mental Omega mod. Use the missions as a basis of the campaign and let the players choose if they ally with the Allies or Soviets and the massive battles of that mod.
how many players and are you letting them do their own regiment?
4ish give or take and yes
going to steer them away from heavy armor tho
seems like something that sounds fun but breaks down into a slog
my advice is plan the campaign after regiment creation
i WILL be pressing the antiaircraft regiment into naval boarding actions
technically blowing up a naval bombardment vessel in orbit is anti an aircraft
OW is one of the few systems where narrative combat works quite well
I would recommend squeezing as much power efficiency out of regiment creation as possible
Because Only War is an easy system to be useless in
In a very not fun way
Vehicles in general are kinda jank
IIRC shotguns get pretty absurd
Flamers are just broken in a silly way iirc.
I started playing ttrpgs with only war (terrible choice) and one of the best regiments we had was just like standard issue shotguns and a dream
And yeah flamers can end an encounter very quickly
They just run through ammo fast
You can also go wild with regiments
So if thats the goal feel free
A highlight of regiments Ive made:
- Rough riders riding giant flying regenerating feathered serpents
- Knights with jump packs and full plate who have 1 portable shrine and 1 crank powered gatling gun per squad
- Spec Ops urban specialists who use grapnels to never touch the street
- Cowboys
Guard regiment who's floors are actually lava seems very fitting for 40k
On my deathworld if you make a mistake grappling you just die in the ultra death lava that can instakill an avatar of khaine being near it or something
They were just really canny hive worlders
Hive worlders with extreme germs phobia after spending generations reclaiming the planet from a nurgle plague and if they have to go into the under hive then they grapple so they never have to touch the dirty floors/walls/ceilings
There's an auto sanitizer servitor skull that sprays very carcinogenjc disinfectant on the grapple ends every minute
We also had a demolition armored infantry regiment
And a Tau auxillery regiment
I never played a tank regiment
Love da feathered serpents 😌
Obibital Charge always works
Foetid bloat drones with heavy blight Launchers worth taking?
So my Soulbound noble just bit the dust
Bastonne Ken-Hartwal, last and only son of the Ken-Hartwals
He will be remembered fondly by his lord-father and lord-mother, and his heir-sisters: Joanna, Fortitude, Resilience, Malyssa, and Bulwarnica (In descending order of inheritance)
He was a twit, fop, vain, ruthless, spiteful, murderous, and always ready to fight anyone for any reason. He embodied his house fully and relentlessly.
What ripped him in half
Rat Ogre
Overtuned bastards with their big numbers and supporting spellcasters
(I also lost my armor to a carnosaur in a previous adventure so I took way more damage than I should have during this one)
It's funny in siege of vraks there's a princeps that's so socially awkward. They can't talk to krieg general, a commisar and the commissar remarks that the TECHPRIEST FOR THE TITAN IS BETTER AT SOCIALIZING
the dilettante in question
I get Krieg commissars
Their role is basically, ok please dont get super nihlist and demotivated by my fellow krieg we'll live through this other regiments (lie)
Tbf princeps basically are more machine than most ad mech
Depending on how connected they are to their titan if you consider the flesh to metal ratio of a titan including all of it's crew the princeps is basically entirely machine most of the time except for the sad moments they got to use their flesh bodies.
Older princeps that are basically some meat surrounding a nervous system in life support system probably have forgotten what its like to not be a giant godly death engine
older they get the more time they are kept asleep
Griffon mortar launcher my beloved.
Gonna have my friend print out those guys for me on account of him having a resin printer.
I do love how many goofy Rhino or Chimera variants are just things people really did with M113s
Yeah it's great.
I did have to kitbash some files to get an appropriate hull to my liking but as a bonus I can now use it for a basilisk.
and the salamander scout/command 
Is it possible for Gue'vesa to attain any roles higher than just "elite soldier"?
Probably not but never really discussed
I think 'Vre might be their highest achievable rank? Others have mentioned seeing higher but I have no memory of it in the novels I've read so far
They can have a variable amount of informal trust placed in them, but as far as actual rank, I don't think they can go higher
I do think they can still hold their human titles, so you can have a commander or captain in the guevesa auxiliary or militia, but they dont actually hold rank higher than their Tau officers.
Presumably on majority human worlds within the Tau sphere there are going to have to be human administrators with authority, simply by virtue of the realities of colonial management
And that would probably include at least some officers in their local military forces
Humans can be bodyguards for Ethereals so at least they cam in theory serve traditionally tau roles
Assumedly, if they can exhibit the acumen and complete whatever tests the tau military requires of their personnel, non-tau could be in any non-ethereal role which befits them.
I honestly think this has more to do with the whims of an Aun than it does with rank advancement in the warrior caste
I think, in the way that the Tau Empire does the first amongst equals thing, humans are able to have authority depending on the context, but are not able to outrank a Tau in a similar position. As auxiliaries, militarily, they'll never rise to be peers with Tau military command, but they will have presence in the command councils, like kroot and vespid would
The whims of the Aun are largely synonymous with the dictates of the local government
Tau isn't so meritocratic as to enable free mobility in their military and social hierarchies for every client race in the Empire
This is true, but my main point is that it did not impart rank in the fire caste to that bodyguard
Well yeah, but thats still a hugely sacred task that is typically reserved for elite veteran fire warriors
For sure, but I see that as again one of those things where, at least right now in Tau society, they can hold equivalent positions without the rank or equivalence to a Tau in he same position. That guy being the bodyguard was kind of avant garde/ notable/ controversial to the fire caste in that story, rather than just an accepted norm or a regular pathway for guevesa
Its one of those things where generally speaking, Tau don't really incorporate auxiliary rank mobility into the rank structure of the empire in a military context, humans aren't exceptions to this. I suspect this is more loosely true in a social context, but has more wiggle room
At least so far, I don't believe we've ever had a 'O Kroot, Vespid, Nicasaur, etc leading a Cadre or Battle or Command
As the empire expands, I could see Auxiliaries and even humans specifically gaining more prominence though, so who knows
oh shit I didn't realise they were out already. Still not sure how much I like the pauldrons being that high up, but the rest of them looks great, how's the kit to build?