#Warhammer and Such
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I'm pretty sure a decent attack wing can drive off a dropship
They’re also inexplicably fast but yeah
Aerodynamics is a heretical suggestion
True, BT can probably field bombers.
ah, here's the Fury, the stock Imperial Navy fighter
Sorry, 40k.
incomprehensible stats and aesthetics on this thing unfortunately
it's 60m long, has no listed mass, is crewed by three people and apparently has somewhere between two and eight... normal lascannon
It’s very heavily armed and big by 40k standards
and a bunch of missiles
Always been a bit of a mystery since its origin in BFG
I'm going to assume the missiles are comically large and the lascannon are just secondaries because otherwise this thing is 50x the size of a Xiphon and has far less firepower than the nippy little atmospheric fighter
Seems very lifht
Lightly armed
also has a smaller crew than a Leman Russ
which I could buy for a mechanicus craft but Navy pilots are just guys
the Starhawk is a bit more reasonable
although don't ask what a "plasma bomb" is because it's not mentioned anywhere else
My sort of rationale for it in the past was that most of it is just engines and fuel to do deep space ops
And a fighter on the front
OK, I have procured the [Feudal]blade books, time to find out if they actually mention knight house numbers in here
I didn't actually know these guys existed, chalking up another thing that makes me think the WOB are trying really hard to be the Mechanicum but can't quite pull it off
they seem to have an appropriate number of internal factions
also I forgot how much of Kingsblade's first act was just these teenage knight pilots living it up and acting like Generation Kill characters
which is actually really neat, I kind of like it
Almost all of the knight books are a way to infiltrate interesting writing into black library ime
A lot of em aren’t quite what you’d expect and such
These aren't field guns these are organically attached special weapons
blasting enemy positions out of existence and screaming their heads off whenever it happens while around them the poor bastard guardsmen are getting owned
Think grenade launcher or HMG in a unit
from what I can decipher from the incomprehensible doctrine GW gives to Skitarii, the skitarii equivalent of a field gun is a Kataphron
Can't be
which are, at least in the books, often deployed one to a squad of skittles
the Onager is a tank, the ironstrider is a scout car
That makes no sense tho
Thats a different army and requires a techpriest partying
it's only a different army because GW can't get their shit together in the rules
the mech has a whole bunch of stuff intermixed in most of the lore
honestly the army would be much cooler if you could do that like the old Guard heavy weapons teams in infantry squads
Ballistari ironstrider is premier anti tank
but in practice you just have to assume that if it's pure skitarii they have something that isn't in their official army list filling the role of all the stuff that isn't "slow artillery piece", "scout walker" and "infantryman"
It’s just a white dwarf artifact yeah
Feels more like a tank destroyer but I may be stuck with
8e btain
big neutron laser is absolutely a tank destroyer, but the Eradication Beamer is more of a howitzer and the icarus array is SPAA, I think it's a fairly multipurpose chassis
I kind of hate the tank version of that thing
the transport is neat enough
but the tank looks very derpy
OK, the actual knight book is deploying "well over three hundred" knights before the inevitable shitshow that requires our Generation Knight protagonists to actually make meaningful decisions
The tank version feels like
Someone glued a turret to what used to be a transport
Modified a APC chassis to carry a gun
yeah, it's not an elegant look
Dunewalker is peak
I've really gone off the latest additions to the 40k mech range, it feels like they're really hammering down on "these guys look like shit and their tech is shit and their stats are shit, go horde army it up"
dunestrider and the original rangers/vanguard/ruststalkers look great
I Like the dog cavalry
40k Numbers, ho
And the skatros would be fine if they hadnt left it in a t-pose
But also they should make priesthood units ever
the skatros, the pteraxii and the flappy helicopter just look awful to me
I guess they made the big servitor squad now
the 30k skitarii are coming out soon, interested to see what they have going on
the fins on that gun indicate photon weapon
Ooh yeah
presumably either a special weapon or lighter than the standard thallax photon thrusters because the P.T. is a similar firepower grade to a multimelta
which is a bit big to hand out to whole squads of skittles
whole squads of thallax, yeah
Wait there gonna ve mroe than the resin upgrade kit
Iunno
For a very niche never played army
this is the only preview we've got
it's probably a 30k version of the vanguard/rangers kit since we know it makes "Pylgrims" (shooty light inf with photon weapons, so probably what's in the teaser) and "Protectors" (melee guys)
copyrightable letter Y is annoying but I like the idea of photon gang
Oooo melee skittles
Theyre more sicaran sized I think
photon weapons are the mechanicum version of DEldar darkfire, so they shoot beams of black light that cut straight through things rather than ablating
Based on the legs
Yeah
I kinda expect the protectors to be a bit more beefy than the skirmishy sicarans that exist but its not like theyre actually gonna be coexisting
30k mech could use some standard infantry, so this is definitely filling a meaningful gap
Yeah
much as I like the Helldivers-illuminate army construction of elite overseers and jetpack inf, hordes of zombies and big stompy monsters
I need jetpack infantry spam lol
it's actually quite good
you'll need some scoring but Thallax and Ursarax are both real contenders and much more affordable now
Thallax are 20ppm and you can then hand out a whole bunch of cheap heavy weapons, Ursas are 25ppm and come out of the box with everything they'll need to murderblend anything without AV14 all round or a 2+ save
Warhound / secutarii / militia does seem kinda fun tbh
oh hey they made an iaijutsu titan legion
Many Faces of the Omnissiah: You stand still for 1 or 2 phases of first turn. For each phase activated with no action you can re-roll any one die later in the game.
Amazing
My favourite titan legion is the one that hangs out with world eaters and has a ton of warhounds with claws
Legio Audax, they're in there
I really wanna use the Tzeentch Titan I came up in something
they are the most harshly limited legion in the game but have a ton of stuff, since they can only have Warhounds and Knights but man do they have good warhounds
they get space hulk blip deployment
Are we doing btech vs 40k? What's the verdict so far?
Scoring you mean
Techprirsts with robots
Techprirst attached to the shooty or punch bots
Infil (18) militia are dirt cheap Line 1, even if they do suck
and they can reliably stand on points round 1, which mech struggles with and legions can always do with rhino tacs
Oof nvm secutarii are way less cool in 3e
Against btech? Yeah I'm pretty sure
Battletech Mechs don't even work well in Battletech
I miss the old Skitarii
Like the pre model range Skitarii descriptions
The Invicta skitarii, a throwback to more savage times, were fearsome beasts, striped and extravagantly marked, their armour built for threat, their genes selected for bulk. Muscular arms gleamed in the odd light. Heavy boots thumped in marching unison. Weapon limbs snapped up to salute as one. Feather plumes, ivory ornaments, leopardskin capes, modified fangs. The skitarii roared at the sky like predators, as fearsome and bestial as Space Wolves. Feist shuddered. The skitarii thumped their fists against their breastplates and howled again. Barbarians, Feist thought, so unlike our own. How can we be bred of the same stuff? They are like another race.
Hosts of the skitarii marched with them, rowdy and alarming. To Etta Severin, the skitarii seemed the polar opposite of the Guard or the PDF. They were gaudy, bestial, loud and brutish. They chomped for war, and uttered terrifying group yells of testosterone-fuelled antipathy. They were also non-uniform. She had never seen such a hybrid mix of feathers, furs, inbuilt weapons, claws, augmetics, engineering fangs, plumes, body armour, decorations and jewels. She knew that Gotch was nonplussed. He simply did not know what to make of the barbarian skitarii. They were not common soldiers, the type he had been trained with.
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The skitarii of Legio Invicta swept into the yard like a flash flood. Gaudy giants in plumed and jewelled armour led the way, sprinting headlong, axe-bills raised and integrated weapons firing. Thick ranks of charging hypaspists followed the screaming elite, blades locked and stave weapons lowered in unified fans and pike lines. Bright banners trailed above them, both cloth flags and hololithic emblems projected from emitter poles. Amongst the surging ranks, Gentrian saw the four- and six-legged construct bodies of weapons servitors moving at full stride``
And so on
those still exist, apparently, since Skitarii are not completely standardised
but we get the boring Mars-standard tin men
The raven guard successors all go hard tbh
Chaos spawns being unimagibely different configurations but the models look super similar
Shadow Haunters got weird dark souls vibes and could be loyalist night lords, there’s the bitches with the diamond throne they feed their serving chapter master to till he dies, the ashen claws are weird non-chaos traitors who seethe as much as iron warriors, there’s one that not even the inquisition or deathwatch knows where the hell they come from, just that they show up sometimes and Kayvaan Shrike says ‘yeah knights of the raven are my 5th cousin its Good’
Are Space Sharks confirmed Raven Guard successors, or is that still speculative?
Its kinda the thing that lines up the most, nobody else wants em. Ironically IIRC the Ashen Claws’ one and only friends being the goddamn Carcharodons is noted as maybe the firmest evidence, since their response to any other imperial or chaos entity hailing them is ‘eat shit and die, we’re gonna board you now for saying hello’
makes sense
iirc the running theory is they're from what is effectively a chapter/detachment that was like exiles/sent to guard a place way way back
cause they have carcharadons have raven guard rank structure a bit
I just feel like it's important to have Chapters whose canonical Legion background is "i forgor lol"
Space Sharks vibes are absolutely rancid and nobody wants em, works out
just firmly believe that we need more "mysterious groups of uncertain origin shrouded by millennia of secrecy and ignorance" and less "this is a direct extension of this thing from the Horus Heresy books"
That reminds me that I eventually have to get to reading that book of theirs that I bought
To be fair, there were traitor raven guard who were sent to go with the night lords. The terran raven guard had a few eggs that didn't like Corvus' message
crazy how terran RG didn't like Corvus whole anti-tyrant stance
Or the "you shouldn't use those extremely deadly and destructive weapons"
Also related to the talk
Saturnine Dreadnoughts get the legion trait in horus heresy, we can enhance the shitpost
tfw the broadside of a barn starts wavedashing
Raven guard are so cool… I can’t play all black space marines though
What about all really dark blue space marines?
Maybe put some cool lightning bolts on there, and while we're at it bat wings.
personally I'm feeling my shiny dark blue space marines who are very small because they're very far away
I've seen some people do some really neat stuff with iridescent paints to get that raven-feather shine effect on RG armour but I believe it requires some airbrush black magic
Aren't dark angels only green because of a printing issue?
Like they were intended to be in black armor too initially
their 30k incarnation still does
the green colour scheme that the 40k Dark Angels use is the heraldry of the 30k "Stormwing", the line infantry component of the old first legion
they did start melding in the green during luthers ruling of caliban
the deathwing companions still have some splashes of their later full-body bone-white, too
I'm painting my CSM as a hybrid NL and BL warband haha
Out of curiosity, do the folks here arrange games between each other? ><
My only issue with black color schemes in HH
Is that's literally a third of the loyalists
I still wanna do a blackshield army, but themed after rogue trader era space marines when they were more like sardaukar cops, using one of the rogue trader era paintschemes
or like, a bunch of the different paint schemes, theming it as various blackshields adopting their own colours that would later go on to get re-used for succsessor chapters
I picked Black Templars coughcough years ago because I thought black armor would be easy to paint
I honestly was pondering a DiY chapter with the colors a bit like the DUNC Sardaukar
i plan to make them playable for 40k too, run them as black templars, with the intigrated scouts as instead mixed units including a mix of local gangers and security forces
but this is a long term plan ive had for like 5 years now and havent started on lmao
How would this be different from White Scars?
Integrated auxilia is extremely easy now
There are dedicated consuls to morale boost your militia and a cop provenance so you can have discipline masters with shock sticks and net guns
Iconography and detailing different.
This is only the latest in stupid passing "I should do Space Marines based on X" fancies
Previously including such luminaries as What If the Brotherhood of Nod but Space Marines
mix of red and gray, bloodey red handprints and smeared red decals, unhelmeted or custom clear-faceplate heads, less bikes, sand bases?
oooooooooooooooooh
taking notes
That'd work.
Though honestly
Minus the clear faceplate heads
That sort of screams Pre-Heresy World Eaters
If you want more professional infantry, you can take Solar Aux and choose the Legion Auxilia option, which gives your SA troops a legion themed reaction
Aesthetically true, at least for the movie version
probably won't work with Blackshields though, although we don't have 3e rules for them yet
They're due in about two or three months along with Shattered Legions
My understanding was the Sardaukar were meant to be like "Brutal, but also skilled and disciplined"
To check, the current chatting is 30k, right?
Whereas World Eaters just jack up the Brutal to 11 and handwave the rest
Mine is, yes
kinda mixed but yeah
Okei!
RT-era being..?
Oh, wait, Rogue Trader (book). ><
Rogue Trader
the earliest edition of 40K
I was thinking when in-setting it was.
nebulous
retconned out of existence mostly
Rogue Trader 1e 40ks period was during the historical perod when marneus calgar was a normal space marine general
but so was roboute guilliman
When a Primarch was just 'the guy that founded the chapter'
Mm.. An odd era.
which is a period that doesnt exist
Previous editions of 30k had a list called "Army of Dark Compliance" which let you run Marines and Militia in the same detachments and sometimes even in the same units, with SM sarges on GEQ squads
And the Horus Heresy wasn't a thing yet
that was part of the inspo
I'm not sure we're getting that this edition but you can do it fine with normal allies rules
And Space Marines wrote slogans on their armor like an extra in a Vietnam War movie
they're considerably more forgiving than they used to be
that and my OLD idea of running 40k salamanders but use black templars rules and model the intigrated scouts as mixed armour imperial guards with in-squad space marine support
And the general vibe of space marines was "Psychopathic criminals that have been brainwashed into being supersoldiers that mostly terrorize civilians"
so yes but also no, the earlier you look in the HH and GC era the more martial pride the WE have and i think the pits kinda show off that gladiator pride that embodies the legion even lost in the nails
we must always remember that, ultimately, the Horus Heresy was an excuse to release game lines where they only had to make one set of models
Yes
Horus was also just 'the Emperor's most favored General'
But yeah, the literal reason is "We're making a board game but only have the budget for one sprue"
"So it's a civil war"
Probably a non zero factor even today
IMO
ahhh my childhood aesthetic
leopard print titans 😌
..Thinking about Gravis-armour Raptors (chapter).
for me the best GW game is necromunda
That's a very close second for me
I mean they literally turned AI into a Horus Heresy game for just that reason
mainly just cause its so self contained but still feels so vast
I just tend to like Fantasy better. 😛
🛩️ 💔 😢
(in the aaaaarms ooooof....)
and the rule set is chefs kiss
peak imperial knights aesthetic
this is just reminding me I need to actually paint all the Escher I have
i generally like 40k more than fantasy except for one thing
I sort of fell off on it because I couldnt' find a scheme I liked
never had the chance to play mordheim tbh would love to check it out from the quick overview i had its basically necro but fantasy
fantasy has skaven
you don't need to find a scheme
oh god my condolences
next time we get an imperial knights new codex i hope we get ONE new model for one of the base varities of knights
"mismatched grabbag of neon and animal print" is a perfectly cromulent Escher theme
40k does NOT have suicidal murderous rat creatures and that makes it inherently worse than it could be
Specifically Old World for me. I like some of the AoS models and a lot of the lore but as a whole, it just personally feels like...IDK
It lacks verisimilitude
hey we have savlar chem dogs
No, 40k has the Imperium. >_>
Did you ever read the old Bill King Gotrek and Felix books
I understand why they did what they did with OW but cant help but feel annoyed they killed off some of the main factions or well made them not mainline
however it's not as funny if it's not a 4 foot tall rat cackling and toasting his own foot off by accident
(yes I do prefer Guard and Mechanicus, why did you ask)
Literally everything involving Thanquol is hilarious
And peak Skaven
Thanquol paced. The plan was not going well. Surely, thought Thanquol, he was the most potent of mage-rats, the most exalted of the Council's agents. Why, then, did the Lords of Decay keep sending him inferiors to work with? Warlord Skrich of Clan Krik had jeopardised the task of destroying Citadelle La Bouef. True, Thanquol had promised the drawbridges would be down, but that had been the fault of those worthless Gutter Runners. Yes, the poison Thanquol had bought for them turned out to be so watered down as to be safely drinkable, but he had saved many warptokens. Thanquol gnawed his pale, rubbery tail, recalling how the Duke had counter-attacked, sending the Clanrats fleeing. The fool Assassin should have already slain that manling! Of course, Thanquol had reassigned the Assassin to kill several upstart Skaven in his own ranks, a mission from which the Clan Eshin agent had never returned. Such failures could only be devious sabotage! But who, thought Thanquol, would dare match wits with so mighty a personage as himself? The hidden foe must be dangerous indeed.
thanquol is the goat of scooby doo villain lines
oh also @vital barn i saw it come up earlier but dont know if it went anywhere, i would love to play new adeptus titanicus over tabletop sim sometime if i am free, though i would need to learn
Also the bit in one of the later books where he actually captures the protagonists
Launches into this whole "Now you will pay for foiling my schemes" dramatic speech
they have no idea who he is
And sort of trails off when he realizes they have no idea who he is
yeah
because they've been bungling through ruining them by functionally, collateral damage
the people they got to write the books after King stopped really don't have the same tone
Which is a shame
the AoS ones are quite good
no felix but gotrek going "no this shit is cringe piss off" is quite funny
without felix it's not fun though
the original Gotrek and Felix are good because they're borderline farce
nobody scores
ever
Gotrek doesn't get to die, whatever thing Felix wants to do is always ruined, and their enemies are foiled almost by accident as they crash through the plot axe first
THat's a running theme
just Gotrek lacks the "relatively normal person's life is ruined" element
The big bad of the novel almost always thinks the protgonists know of their scheme and are there to stop them
When they typically just literally stumbled into something and axed a bunch of stuff because Gotrek
And then wandered off to get drunk
Gotrek doesn't so much foil plans, he more happens to them.
was he also the one who was almost killed by an exploding skaven telephone
and he was like "he tried to kill me! ...no, no, I'm being paranoid, this was probably a normal exploding telephone"
and then it switches to the skaven he was talking to going "damn! that telephone explosion was supposed to kill him!"
Yes
The implication being that Skaven technology is so hilariously unstable that even Thanquol doesn't see a catastrophic explosion as anything suspicious or out of the ordinary
Also the Council of 13 sending an underling to supervise Thanquol
Who then mysteriously dies en-route in a 'tragic accident involving a loaded crossbow and an exploding donkey'
A moment where his paranoia would have been justified only for him to give the other guy the benefit of the doubt and the better of it. Peak, simply peak.
My favorite bit in that book though
Is the Stormvermin leader who runs into Gotrek and Felix
Who has an internal monologue like
my one complaint in vermintide is that imo every skaven special enemy should have a small but constantly present chance to just explode themselves
"They've gone insane with fear. Look, they're running at us screaming. Their brains must have broken."
it's required for verisimulitude
"In their frenzied panic they've managed to kill a bunch of my men. That was lucky."
"Obviously I should jump into the sewer and report back to my superiors that we've been discovered. I'm sure the rest can handle this."
In the actual wargame at least
I remember the misfire tables for Skaven weapons being hilarious
Like standard misfire for an artillery piece or war machine is like
I never played very much myself, I just remember it being a clean ruleset and was refamiliarising myself with the game this morning. I'll see when I have some free time upcoming.
"Miss next turn because powder didn't go off. Projectile exploded in midair and did no damage. If you're very unlucky it explodes in the cannon barrel and remove the artillery piece"
The Skaven ones are like
the great thing about the Skaven is that "the person you're talking to on the phone is trying to murder you" and "your phone just exploded for no particular reason" are both entirely plausible
"The barrel catches fire and the crew runs in panic 3d6 in a random direction, then explodes with the large blast template over the gun team, hitting everything underneath it at strength 10"
The Warp Lightning Cannon had one where it started spinning wildly
the question is, is Skitter better or worse than X
Aimed in a random direction
And then fired a full range full strength shot in whatever that direction was
Then exploded
three words
Skavenslave Troll Farm
like I get why they didn't give ratling guns a random chance to explode and spray warp bullets in every direction
it would be kind of a pisser from a gameplay perspective
but I wish there was a way to have that as an option, you know
hell yeah, i have this week then the next two weeks with more free time than normal
JESUS CHRIST WHY IS TITANDEATH £150
games workshop print your fucking books challenge
the novel or the rule book?
oh yeah limited run moment
see, this is game design right here
blehhhhhhhhhh
black library books are in like a weird collectable category
I love Skaven and how every single one of them thinks theyre the main characters
but yeah i wanna play some adeptus titanicus both because it looks cool and fun, because i nearly started building an irl force to fight friends before i kind of fell out of being irl social for the last two years, and because i have an idea scratching at the back of my mind for a titan legion themed non 40k sci fi story i can best describe as titan legion + locked tombe trilogy + david webers in fury born + this memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbOjPLyIg44
The Two videos I used to make this one
Words: https://youtube.com/shorts/GO2rKFSUnXE?feature=share
Warhorn: https://youtu.be/kWGF1_49EAA
#40k #warhammer #imperialknights #warhorn
I love DEldar for the same reason
every one of them is looking at the ruins of an empire that used to dominate the galaxy with a thought and a society built on the immiseration and deprivation of the overwhelming majority of its members and going "couldn't be me"
That meme that's a train full of people with the same thought bubble "I'm built different"
someone animated this in an unreasonably high-detail way https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1k1iw9x/welcome_to_the_knight_cafe/
Which tbf your entire race basically being anhilated due to depravity then going 1000% more depraved and it it someone staves your soul from being eaten would be an ego boost
"reason Eldar fell was because we weren't depraved enough"
Skill issue
lmao
watching the Fall and going "okay so, first of all, I'm not gonna learn a lesson from any of this"
also love that Vect is, like, the DEldar version of a Horatio Alger rags to riches narrative
he went from nothing to everything with nothing but hope, a can-do attitude, and an unparalleled skill at murder and betrayal
Also incredible luck anything worked out
Also being murdered once* but he got better
being murdered isn't really an obstacle for DEldar anyway
not ones that have any connections, at least
"skill issue, watch this you filthy casual" parries slanesh
I don't think it's keeping Slaanesh away
more that they're psychic vampires, and sucking up agony lets them replenish the soul that Slaanesh is steadily sucking out of them
Its psyker stuff to rejuvenate their soul, yeah
Oh I see
So it's like a reverse leaky boat with a bucket but you want it filled with water and the bucket is suffering
yeah exactly
and for all they hate Slaanesh they're ultimately just working overtime to fill up on soul-stuff for The Who Thirsts to drink up
which I'm sure the Dark Prince finds appropriately hilarious
If there's one faction that'll definitely never "win" 40k, it's the Drukhari
This reminded me the space maids codex maker released it for free
I wish the codex was more balanced to where I wouldn't feel bad about playing it...
Fulgrim is the only hetero space marine is my new headcanon
No he's fulgrimsexual, he'd never stoop down to love another that isn't perfect like he is
Fulgrim being the solitary straight space marine would be funny
also they are just hiding out side of the universe in commoraghs webway pocket dimension, being as immortal as possible and like imprisoning their own souls somtimes/
Ah yes I remember the time nids got in and they just captured a hive fleet now for fashion farming
iirc he did have like, a dozen wives
IIRC a few other Primarchs were het married
Need a proxy 40k army necron like this https://www.rxddit.com/r/Necrontyr/s/n6N7rJQoTL
Just needs some paint
I’ve worked with some iridescent paints before. Don’t necessarily need an airbrush, I used mine without to get a nice bluish-iridescent carapace for a tervigon I painted for a friend without much trouble at all
I've been using quins in my crusade and they are imho really really good
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/r1q1vbov/let-us-speak-of-hashut-the-father-of-darkness/
Pretty sick Hashut lore
You can also run harlequins in drukhari with the reapers wager detachment that's actually fairly good
How're T'au in 10e, and are Fire Warriors with vehicle backup viable?
Like competitively or what?
They’re… fine competitively
I’m not sure what the meta for em is but breachers and tanks are popular iirc
Like just, are they in a good place.
Yeah they’re fine
Most of the game is atm it’s like knights and death guard and stodes are kind of busted and grey knights deathwatch and imperial agents suck
And if you’re not one of those six you’re probably ok
Votann are… I think people are working out how to use their new stuff?
They just got their codex and they’re struggle a little statistically but I don’t think that’s a sign of weakness
You will quickly learn this about me: I like me Krieg.
How tough are armorjacks? Cause they look like they could be used like staggitatum custodes
Deathwatch are still really quite good actually, there's a guy that's been quietly picking up tournaments with them for quite a while
Indomitor Kill Teams are fucking yolked
Stat check has em very low still but maybe people are just playing them wrong
I'd bet
Agents are out of the doghouse though that’s fire sure
(Normal disclaimer, this doesn’t really matter unless you’re planning for tournament play)
I'm mostly used to 9e, but I am sorta wondering about getting into 10e with you folks, and er. I wonder if this army maps over well-enough.
I don't wanna export it because it'll be a big block of text. ><
How are agents so high up?
They probably have like 2tournaments
Fair
One good player playing a tournament or two yeah.
New Votann book is good, but requires playing differently than before.
My poor EC be struggling
Agents are dogshit but nobody knows how to play against them and the only people who take them competetively are insanely practiced
From what I see on the LoV communites a lot of people are still trying to make the old way work.
Goonhammer thinks they might spring back if Knights stop being the mega threat.
We could also spring back if we had a second shooting option
Yeah I wasn't real clear on why EC only get Maulerfiends.
Because noise marines are just gonna keep suffering otherwise
Sorta makes sense for them to have Forgefiends too.
the Demons list is out for Horus Heresy
Bring back dominators
it's a bit of a placeholder, clearly a faction mostly intended as an allied det, but they have some fun stuff
the greater demon HQs are hugely swole, they have both a primarch price and a primarch statline
not quite so good in a duel, but they have wings and they score really well with their semi-random Line rule while not giving up VP when killed
I’m not sure but they have a very high win and presence rate
So it’s not just noise
(This is also a pretty big meta - ~13k games)
Goonhammer has these numbers for games since may
If you hit the plus on agents you can see them at 0 event wins and 0% meta representation lol
Also only 2/5 detachments having statistics
Maybe it’s a data entry thing haha
So I did some maths here and I can run nearly 200 T5 wounds into the enemy frontline.
Can someone please call the 2.0 mech designer back the cogboys are scaring me
ALL WILL COWER UNDER THE DARK MECH HOG WRANGLERS
Live demon list reaction from the 30k group chat
HASHUT! HASHUT! HASHUT!
Agents have potential to be pretty strong they just lack any meaningful way to kill hard targets outside reliably
If the new deathwatch kt reduces the number of hammers per 5 from 2 to 1 though they're even more screwed
It probably will
Which is extra funny then cause they’re probably gonna run the meta in KT for a bit
I really like this art, the fortress could be beautiful if it wasn't for the smoke and bale fire
You're right but also pain, agony
I think the sprue builds 5 and has 1 hammer
If it’s any consolation their hammer guy in kill team seems really fucked up strong
Hashut blesses this fortress. What do you mean its not beautiful?
The current way you kill tanks is basically just having one squad with 4 hammers and a watch master to make violent acquisitions 1cp (normally 2) to give them lance and sus1
So you get like 12 swings hitting on 4+ (3+ if you eliminate at all costs too), rr1s or all hits against xenos, sus1, lance, dev wounds, S10 AP2 D3 for 305points and 1cp
Which still only wounds heavy tanks on 4s
Your only higher strength weapons in the whole army are a single twin lascannon on the corvus blackstar and rhino hunter killers
I love agents in concept so much just please give us some dork with a lascannon
OK lamenting time over
Is there no death watch dreadnaughts?
Agents only gets dwkt, watch master, Artemis, and the corvus blackstar
In terms of deathwatch models
Similarly they only get Grey knight terminators, sisters squads, and immolators
Looking at the fancy Guard detachments, I really like Bridgehead Strike.
its decently strong as an elite infantry focused guard one
do wish it synergized with valks better
I wish we had Grenadiers though.
It was extremely strong and they had to nerf it lol
GSC, IK, and Tsons in the top 5 of the meta? Are we back in 2023?
GSC is moooostly happening because the standard host of ascension gameplan bodies knights
While death guard and then knights together kind of just deletes fast melee pressure from the meta, GSC and TSons natural predators
"Natural predators"
😌
This is also part of what gave index GSC an edge, being able to body early-index IK
Wait, doesn't this mean the Guard thrives too?
Like, Guard is mostly slaughtered by fast melee, isn't it?
Guard has less infiltrate and less respawns than GSC does
Tau is fine
I'm gonna have a hard time choosing between the Helmsmith of Hashut, and the Ossiarch Bonereapers, if I ever get started on AoS.
Oh fair. But yeah, I'm Guard with T'au off.
Outside of CK double gat despoilers, knights struggle with having volume of fire so yeah
Makes sense
They do seem thematically similar tho what little info we have on HoH they are going to have a very different mechanic than OBR.
I do suspect OBR is going to be easier to paint than HoH
You ever seen 9 coterie by round 2
And even on double gat despoilers, no overwatch + max 2-3 possible bodies carrying the loadout means host just drops neophytes and wipes em
Power of Host is usual GSC scoring + “If I drop a neophyte brick in range of a target, it dies. I don’t really care what it is”
No, I don't play 10e and I haven't played 40k in a while.
[Reply to:](#1161696278640594954 message) You ever seen 9 coterie by round 2
Yeah
fast melee, and rewards and powerups for plowing through trash
Round 1 and 2 they kill my purestrains and bikes, maybe some acolytes
Round 3 the entire emperors children army is advance and charge, full hit rerolls, sustain hits + lethal hits & crit on 5+
Well crisis and riptide
Whereas I like the Guard's selection of Big Guns™.
Sadly, nobody else has that sorta firepower.
Knights
..Touché.
Or like eldar who have guns that have statlines that make guard week but they're just on goofy little elf guns
And the giant T'au suits. But they're all direct. Where's my artillery, which is what I had meant to say and failed to.
love me fire prism
closet i can say is eldar weapon platforms
Eldar actually have a lot of indirect, indirect is just kinda bad in 10th
Tau are mostly fine rn, a little weaker in the current meta; but their roster is generally all pretty useable
fire warriors/strike teams plus vehicles is a solid way to play them if you want, though not super competetive
they're not so much a gunline army these days because they dont want to get into slugging matches with other gunners
they're still pretty solid at choice removal
Aww.
[Reply to:](#1161696278640594954 message) Eldar actually have a lot of indirect, indirect is just kinda bad in 10th
So siege cannons bad too?
personally i wouldnt say bad, its just that indirect has a lot of limitations on it in order to access the ability to fire out of LoS
Seige cannons are some of the best if you can give them ignore cover
And +1 to hit orders
Still kinda only good for being chip damage
eh, i find having an indirect option accessible can be a great way to double down and finish a target or towork a back camper that you otherwise are struggling to reach
indirect is more useful as a multiplier rather than a sole damage dealer
Tau indirect has gotten nicer since the change to ftgg
and smart missiles are great for massaging down chaff infantry with relative impunity
most other sources of indirect are some level of over costed, but also tend to come with some kind of utility effect (forcing bshock tests, reducing movement, that kind of thing)
Yeah you aren't wiping units with it you're doing chip damage
Useful but not like the artillery spam power fantasy
#fire your indirect last to try and finish something off or to engage their special rule and they'll do alright in most cases, and of course you can also fire them not indirect for fewer negatives
i dont think they're super competetive, but a lot of different artilleries are plenty good casually
The other big aspect is indirect always have cover to worry about and usually have low AP already
the thing with eldar indirect mainly the nightspinner is you aren't trying to kill people you are just trying to cuck their movement
sadly da big missile isnt super good as much as i like it. I still wanna run it sometime tho
The night spinner gun is good it's just that you're also paying for a big tank chassis
And it was good at the start of the edition so it has to suck now
it prolly gets more worth if you can absorb some fire with it, but that makes a competing incentive tree a bit
Yeah it defeats the point of indirect
mighty basilisk tank shock strats
And makes it just overcosted
i do plan on fielding a deathstrike next time i get the chance
just because its such a silly thing
I waw thinking pairing them with Combat Engineers.
I've seen people use the artillery teams with creed standing between 3 of them to give them all +1 to hit orders
Because having them hit on 5+ is painful
And then you use the siege detachment to use flares to remove cover against things then shoot with indirect
gotta roll all tiers of arty, with a mortar team, an artillery team, a basilisk, and a deathstrike
This detachment runs Recon for the permacover.
[Reply to:](#1161696278640594954 message) And then you use the siege detachment to use flares to remove cover against things then shoot with i…
Actually, Heavy Lascannons would do work in fending off Big Shit™, right?
Heavy weapons teams not so much because they die so quick
they CAN but they are fragile, if you can manufacture them shooting before dying, they can absolutely do work
or if youhave competing meaningful targets
It's tough because they have heavy
So you don't want them to jump out to shoot
But if they sit in the open they die to the thing they want to kill
No no, Ordnance Teams.
Same issue pretty much
Only slightly tougher
They get sus1 and +1 (+2 if you also use the right order) to hit if they don't move and have orders so you really don't want them to move
4 shots at 5+ is rough
if you can help it you A want to outrange your target or B have the target move into your line of fire and not kill that unit specifically
So, get a tank destroyer?
For the most part guard kills tanks with tanks, yeah
The seige cannons can also be OK into light tanks
And to a lesser extent infantry with infantry
Some of the horses with melta lances can do work too
combat engineers can lay some hurt into armor too
Melta lance horses fuck immensely tbh
Remote mine isn't all that much
I guess grenades + remote mine is potentially a good spike of mortals for 70pts
The fact that mine can whiff is rough
Rough riders are fun
yeah the combo is grenades + remote mine to get a fairly cheap mortal spike
Do the engineers get the 0cp grenades
Yeah
yeah
You can't double up grenades strat tho
So spamming engineers is hard
Also 70pts for that is rough
They’re also 5 bodies, idk
its not too bad tbh, 70 points for potential for quite a lot of damage. It's not like they're gonna be the only thing you bring
The reductus saboteur is fuckin superb at 65 for “show up, reaction mortal a vehicle/monster, grenade it, throw a demo charge/do a Recover Assets or Sabotage or Establish Locus and then die”
i belive the standard combat engi combo is have them in a chimera till they gotta grenade the shit out of something
Honestly? That works
Mine -> grenades -> tank shock and jam a real tank
You’ve punched up a lot and then the engineers just run off and Do The Mission
The moment you add another source of mortals and maybe 1-2 autocannon size guns you’re picking up tanks for efficient prices. GSC does it with bike driveby mortals
Side benefit, speaking from experience, learning how to properly play with your trash unlocks the funniest salt mines
its also a suprisingly good way to erase annoying monsters or like... pirmarchs or elite infantry
ppl fighting guard usually expect you to be really reliant on armor to answer armor, so having a surprise combo to mortal wound something down is nice
or if youre doing like infantry centric theme builds
Praetor FurtStankimus, Herald of the Death Guard, Killer of Worlds, 12 wounds at T12 and Lone Op, 2+/4++/5+ Feel No Pain dying to approx. 10 conscripted idiots with bricks of semtex
And a bus
Reductus does way more than engineers for thatrole
Has deep strike, infiltrators, lone op, stealth, indirect fire, and the mine doesn't need LoS and hits harder
The engineers have 2 more wounds and +1 save but no invuln no stealth no lone op no indirect and no deployment shenanigans
Engis were pretty good at release when they were like 50pts
Now they cost more than 10 kreigsmen
Tau are a movement army that happens to have decent guns
Yup definitely a shooting army just not a gunline/ trade army
Yeah
The latter is from Xenology which is old fucking lore
And also like... AIUI Xenology says a lot of shit that gets ignored
The Xenology tau has a forehead crystal
fair
It's also a weird ethereal thing
I have decided to make the Dornian Heresy but with hair on its chest
i.e. the Lion is the archtraitor and more than two Primarchs die cuz fuckit
Answers to such questions as "Who's the Nurgle legion?" can be answered with "The Salamanders, very technically. They're all dead, except Vulkan, who serves as an embodiment of life, death and rebirth, constantly fighting, in the center of Nurgle's Garden, for all time."
Oh!
Ferrus dying and signalling the conflict is serious has been replaced by Sanguinius dying
By Dorn's hand
As he falls to Khorne
The new one?
The armiger spam detachment
The rules nightmare of a new knight
Just saw the sure just put 3 armigers into reserves why not
The Blood Angels are the Slaaneshi legion without Sanguinius present to moderate them
The new knight gives cover and 4++ to other knights as long as it partially blocks line of sight between it and the shooting unit
Which means..
This porphy has cover and 4++ invuln
The porphy is his son
He said no pickles
The Space Wolves are Tzeentchian cuz fuck you (and also cuz the idea of Tzeentch pulling Russ into a vision quest during the Burning of Prospero and having him eat the Crimson King's heart sounds fun, and also the Space Wolves are the most mutation-focused legion fight me)
It’s… kinda obscene that there’s a bunch of strats that target up to 3 knights
Idk any other army that can target 1000+ points of their units with a single strat
Huh? Only like 450 ponys
The 3 armigers rely on bondsman chaining
I saw at least one strat which was like "3 knights all within 9" of a point on the board"
yep
Oh missed thst detachment
The IK codex is proof that CK sells models because theyre cool and IK sells models by being better than CK
Which given their base size and how it’s not ‘wholly within’ means you’ve got 18” of wiggle room to get a mm of your large base in
To benefit
My only respite is knowing that Canix Rex got nerfed
His 5+ crits is just a stratagem in a detachment now
Well. ‘Just’
I’m imagining the balance slate comes out and then a week later knights skyrocket back to having a toptier winrate
Tbh
lol ignores cover sus1 AP-2 Helverins are coming in the Armiger detachment.
But yeah I expect points increases on Knights
That can give out -1 to hit to stuff they shoot
Wait wait
RAW if you have one model that cant see the thing your unit is shooting at due to not having LoS for reasons OTHER THAN THE DEFENDER (i.e. terrain) then the defender doesn't give the 4++
You mean like you have a 10 man unit, guys 1-8 sees the knight fully, guy 9 is blocked by defender, and guy 10 is blocked by hill then no 4++? Or same scenario but guy 9 isn't blocked?
I see it as it would still get the bonus as the statement is still true thanks to the far right guy in your picture, no?
It says that the target has to be not fully visible to every model in the shooting unit because of the knight defender model. So if the target is not fully visible to every model in the shooting unit because of wall then the criteria wouldnt be met.
I would expect this to get FAQ'd/errata'd
I could see a FAQ to clear it up a bit. I read it more as does the Defender block a non-zero amount of LOS, if yes then bonus. So in the wall scenario it would be non-zero cause of wall, and non-zero because defender which will satisfy the trigger for bonus
That's definitely how it's intended to play.
No it's still not fully visible to the other four
Err
Oh yeah thats bad wording
should be any
im trying to tune my quins list (ghosts of the webway), thoughts on warlock conclave?
im running 2 4 mans in falcons +eldrad and a farseer
just bought these toso bits
and they threw in some freebies that were "Imperfect Prints"
Are there any imperial fist successor chapters that we know went traitor? The soul drinkers went renegade right?
Looking at the list of successors and lol they aren’t sure though
they where originally called "nights of gore" but the inquisition felt that gave away to much of their origin
Also I was glancing through this and only found renegades which is a little interesting
I wanna share a very funny story. Early into my history I made my foray into writhing up a custom chapter. They where an Ultramarines successors, and had silver armor, blue helmets and pauldrons, with gold trims. But then I discovered the Iron Ravens.
Wondering what to name the Khornate Black Templars in my Heresy AU...
Black Templars
lol
I decided to just say they're Templars, since in this timeline they don't split from the Fists
The Fists are this AU's Khornate traitor legion, and embody Khorne as dispassionate war criminals, spilling blood and stacking skulls with diligence and precision
Sigismund and his Templars are the exception, the blood-red vanguard of a Fists assault
Unsurprisingly, very heavy castle focus. Also, those warmachines look nasty in melee if you really buff them. 7 attacks at 3+ 2+ 2 rend 4 damage crit mortals
The Bloodstained Templars
The reddish black templars
Paladins of Blood
A LAMMASU HAS BEEN SPOTTED
I'm so far just keeping them as 'The Templars' i.e. Dorn's honor guard turned vanguard
Saw this in another discord. T1 imperial knights picking the +2" move army rule and the "everything gets assault and advance rerolls" detachment
With average (3")advances
T1 line of sight to basically everything
People actually bought that to play and not just for the models?
The fact that that existed at all is so funny to me. "Boss we should make a plastic gateway for dawn of war's anniversary." "Throw in a sprue that isn't selling well cause it was in every combo box last edition and is all over ebay, sell it for 50 bucks, and throw some basic rules." "You got it boss!"
how have chaos knights been post dex? Ive just looked at their detaches for the first time
the supercharge detach seems good
Oh yeah doesn't Dawn of War have just
fully cast models of what came in the Leviathan box that isn't sold in any other format?
or sorry Indomitus
Holy shit wait they're sprues?
Why the fuck would anyone buy Honoured of the Chapter when this exists lmao
Very good and still OK post nerfs
Infernal lance being the clear mvp
CK players are just eternally salty because GW loves IK more
Most lists post nerf basically dropped a war dog
The heinous objective control tricks still work
Huh
Tom Clancy’s trans daughter plays warhammer and won a painting award with a Maryland themed knight list
I did not realise that was Maryland colours rather than just Average Knight House
I'm getting a bad grade in Americology
the assassins do not seem to be from Maryland, though
No they’re probably from Delaware
Maryland flag for context (and any excuse to post it)
It helps that it’s probably one of the most 40K like US state flags with the checkers and such
I love this theming.
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yeah if I was marylander and started knight i would do that
Also, you know, the Guard doesn't really have any real tank destroyers anymore. They have AT guns, and they have Leman Russ Vanquishers, but.. No TDs.
they do they're just...over there
no more Destroyer Tank Hunter?
No. And my beautiful Mecharius is gone it seems too. 😭
obviously the Valdor is in the barely-works-at-this-point pile along with the rest of the Malcador variants but it's also a solid ~200pt tank destroyer
I don't count Legends because that means it's on the chopping block.
(in Heresy, where it actually gets to do stuff)
Okay. No, I.. The Guard does have a TD option though actually. It's just. Weird.
That would be the Sentinel.
I mean that's only as heavily armed as every other vehicle in the army's auxiliary weapons
6 lascannon sentinels is hilarious
Theyre dirt cheap with horrible accuracy
And hunter killer missiles with equally bad accuracy
Makes sense. One of the guards defining traits is accuracy by volume of fire.
But yeah guard doesn't really have lightly armored tanks
Leman russ vanquishers or demolishers do the job of killing tanks just fine
yet another thing they left behind in 30k
the Valdor is a solid heavy tank destroyer and the Carnodon is basically a guardified predator for fast medium tank action
Or dorns
Leman trusses are already sub-200 points, I don't know how much cheaper you would even make a like 3+ save/T9? tank destroyer
this thing, probably
it basically has the gun from a space marine Sicaran Venator, but it replaces the overload-enemy-systems effect with explode-own-tank-on-snake-eyes because it's so cheap and cheerful
bargain for the price, at least
Yeah, I want a thing that.. It's a Destroyer Tank Hunter, but we welded a Vanquisher to it instead.
Isn't the shadowsword technically still legal?
Yes
It's just a baneblade chassis
So not exactly the platonic ideal of a tank destroyer
A coworker of mine shared a story about getting on gw’s bad side as a kid after sending them a letter giving them his product ideas before threatening them and getting his address banned for sending things to, leading to future orc or ork codex referencing a ‘Kevin’ who couldn’t stop the orcs. Trying to find some sources to verify if this is a tall tale or not, anyone here know of such a mention?
The only Kevin I know is Kevin Roundtree (CEO of GW) who I am willing to fight with my bare hands
There seems to be a meme of sorts called Kevin the Kroot hound but I'm just hearing of it today also it's roots are not tied to a kid getting banned
There's Kevin "Kev" Walker too, an artist who worked on a few old gw things, who's currently working for marvel.
Hey, gang.
So, for my next Crisis Commander, we have settled on the idea of a Khorne Berserker getting its shit absolutely rocked from some Plasma Rifle shots.
Anyone know if there's any good depictions of a T'au plasma rifle's projectile out there? And/or the damage it does to a "human" body?
Tau plasma gun shots are often drawn as beams and the effect on target is similar to imperial plasma weapons - targets are melted or turned to ash or explode
what feels right for an astra militarum raiding force? Recon Element or Mechanized Assault?
I want to say as a half joke option to put a pair of burnt/half melted Berserker legs on the base in front of the plasma gun.
my mental image is a beam, with burned/crater'd hole punched through the target
molten slag around the edges, white hot around the center
God, I love this thing
most of the east coast is just "blue flag, boring seal, Latin motto" and then there's this
how crazy am I for wanting to repaint 1000 points of salamanders into their RT look?
undusted my old salamanders army
I'm very silly looking at sticking 6 bladeguards and khan in a landraided
Why typo
Lance, reroll 1 to hit
First GT today. Wish me luck I'm going to need it.
Good luck!
Play the current best army but with the wrong list.
making a black templar guy for a friend and wanted to dip into my 2004 bits
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These Deathwatch guys are ass beaters holy shit
(It's a good match but unsurprisingly the 5 killy as hell guys beat the technical planning team when neither player is that familiar)
Tomb Lord still groggy and waking up from a long nap
being silly
Deathwatch player is a coward for not taking the man with the literal Warhammer
First game over in under an hour. Played against an SCE deep strike alpha strike list. Dived Shadow Queen turn one and killed the keystone hero. On his turn killed his dragon with SQ and Celestiant Prime with a cauldron. Top of round 2 got the full buff stack off on some snakes to wipe the only scary unit left. He conceded top of round 3. Ending score was 78-29.
Tldr: two alpha strike lists entered. I got first turn. GG
Mindrazor Shadow Queen is fucking terrifying
Practically the holotype of a space marine.
The most marine to ever space even.
Rip the tome removed the funny redeploy meme
Where you can force q charge range of 9+d6
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Most logical 40k gun
SIXTY THREE GAMES TILL IM GOOD WITH GSC
BUT WE BROKE 50% WR BABEY
Do you notice a better WR in recent games than older games?
I’m a little bit stuck rn in terms of skill so I’m trying to jam a lot of GTs and get into the fellas who play at higher tables at worlds & LVO so I’m not just knowledge checking people
But its definitely been “what is going on what is going on nothing in my army does jack shit please help” for abt 25 games and then I got enough of a handle to get the combos and now I get to do the funny
Ah so also playing harder games. In that case, congrats on holding 51%
Where are you on the spectrum of "I got models I thought were cool" to "I got what I got" to a tightly optimized list?
So a lot of my wins are sorted by pregame questions currently?
A) I’ve never seen GSC before (LMAOOOO)
B) Oh that’s so cool I never see people play GSC I heard they’re hard (in 45 minutes you’re gonna be hearing Fortunate Son)
C) yeah yeah I know they deep strike and shoot (I get to scare the piss outta someone again still but I’ll probably lose my trash)
D) “how many neophyte squads you got and what are your ridgerunner loadouts” (I am doomed)
I think I’m pretty tightly optimized tbh? I have to take a funny diversion from whats Most Meta because Montana/Northern Rockies is bizarre and has So Many World Eaters/Blood Angels
So instead of highest scoring trash possible and double reductus like Floof runs, I play a brick of metamorphs+biophagus+truck
I’m playing around with the last 200pts of my list and not much more basically
Optimizing for your local scene is legit if doing real tourney stuff
Also we just. Have the best DA player in the western hemisphere in my town. Running me down with Company of Hunters every week and I’m trying desperately to find how to purchase midboard real estate
There's no sideboarding in GTs, right? You gotta bring what you bring?
Montana scene is full of freaks we’re clocking 5 of the top 100 NA players in a region that has like, 100k people
Yup exactly. GSC’s funny cuz the range is actually still really tight
So a lot of lists always have the same tools but its questions of density & strat support to make some given unit the stars of the list
You do sound like you know your stuff here, which means it's just the nitty gritty of putting it to practice left
Ah yes the unpopular faction special. Running into it a ton at the GT I'm at for AoS. It's generally pretty obvious if the person I'm playing against actually knows what DoK is like by their positioning.
I have literally the least played army across either game now that beastmen got squatted from AoS lmao
Are they keeping a good 18" away with everything even remotely important? Or are they lining up trying to screen me out and hit me with hammers while I'm stuck (lol lmao good one)
DoK is like, crazy good right now and still is bottom three play rate or something.
They're down there with GSC
GSC seem really funny to play tbh
I’m tempted but also my beloved space sharks are still a WIP and need more units
The issue I've always heard with GSC is they're super expensive (especially now that the old Combat Patrol is gone) and the second worst faction to paint in all of Warhammer
Who's in first by that count haha
Lumineth Realm Lords
imagine GSC levels complexity
but you can't hide it with dirt
they're high elves so everything has to be clean
Do you need 1 fucktillion guys?
I’ve painted a few gsc before (kitbashed as secondline skitarii) so I know what I’d be getting into
Is the filigree raised or studio paint job?
Recessed
Oh that's not so bad
It's still a lot but it's a lot easier to leave in recesses ime
Yeah just panel liner it tbh
Get some proper stuff from tamiya
AdMech are up there too, still up there in model count even after the recent de-hording, expensive boxes, lots of little gribbly bits
oh, if we're talking expense 40k has AoS beat
40k armies are obscenely large compared to AoS
and AoS superheavies are, like, actually good
I mean this started in a convo on GSC
Yeah admech has similarly greebly infantry and yeah. My admech collection went from about 1.2k in 8e, to like. 800pts in 10e
I think admech was flirting with sub 1 point per dollar there a second?
Some lists can get there
but it sounds like they fixed that
Only on some of the walkers but they did hit it
(It's not even a bad skew list to play)
Poorhammer did a "most expensive possible list" in one of their meme lists episodes and it just looks like a normal walker-heavy list at first
Pick a detach and build for it and its Fine, honestly. Buying a playset of everything is 3rd most expensive army because its Oops All Battleline 120 neophytes 60 DeWalt Acolytes 60 Flamer Acolytes
Beat by AdMech and Guard
Guard has historically been helped by some real nice combo boxes
(This is why I lurked and bought entire armies off meta chasers for 20% MSRP who thought they’d be The Guy and GSC is instead a weird pervert tech army)
this is the way
Not just the fact that Guard combo boxes are good, but it seems like every time they do the Xmas combo boxes Guard have one
(I'm looking forward to the DoK nerf when I can buy a ton of aelves for super cheap)
Kinda wild there's enough people who want to play GSC and don't know that they're the weird pervert tech army
sucks that their current combat patrol is fucking awful as a starter box
Its the 40k version of elohell I think because Innes Wilson is #1 worldwide rn
But Innes is a Freak
A lot of the current slate of combat patrols have been disappointing
Combat patrol the game mode fucked it all up
IDK how the 10e ones are competitive with all 9e ones that have 10e rules and are still legal
inb4 "That's the neat part, they aren't!"
Yeah, you can kind of see how the second they made it a gamemode all the vehicles just disappeared
well, most of them
There's a few but way less
Achilles Ridgerunner with the dog ass 3 shot rocket pod being the GOAT of combat patrol is hilarious
They're very much unbalanced and a lot of the unbalance is older ones with centerpiece models running people over
(side note, how the fuck do you make a guard starter box and not stick a tank in it like holy fuck)
The old chaos box with the Helbrute is kinda a terror
9e one didn't have a tank but it had 25 infantry and 2 arty pieces and a sentinel
Since good luck killing a Helbrute for a lot of the teams
And they also get a lascannon and a melta gun
How about dark eldar with two goddamn boats and like a full incubi unit
I have to imagine the Drukari box with the two ships is hell
That one is crazy good value wtf
Such a good one
Needed for an army which is practically obligate mounties
I’m so vulnerable to goth baddies and its sitting at the LGS
I’m so tempted
I spent too much money on GSC tho
Tau had a great combat patrol in 9e
The current one is good value but less so
The boat crews are like another squad of guys too with some light kitbashing
i.e. just gluing them to a base instead of the ship
The current CSM one is kinda cool
Makes it easy to get the MoP finally
Otherwise it's mostly meat and potatoes guys
But yeah, bad 9e combat patrols were mostly like "haha funny meme list" and bad 10e combat patrols are like "why is this sub-300 pts"
Oh yeah thats the secret of GSC: buy the brood brothers kill team and put em on 32s every single one is dead ringers for GSC characters
$150 for full playset every character besides Jackal Alphuses who you get from each combat patrol
The Chaos Knights "Combat Patrol" is a really funny one
is it just war dogs?
It's these 2 guys
lmao
CK and IK each have a non-box combat patrol that's two dogs/armigers
Both have special rules WRT objectives but seem fairish
It is as long as you learn to play to score not to kill
Becausw their scoring potential is kinda bad
A joke list did it
And worst part is thst joke list was pretty reasonable looking if you didn't notice the price
Ah shit really should scroll down first
Before replyig
I jumped around wayyy too much in the chat lol
I wonder how well a skaven screaming bell or plague furnace pendulum would fit atop one of those
Could be a neat conversion
So thinking about it, this one amuses me:
The imperium of man might actually be onto something here?
Because realstically, aerodynamics and gravity are a product of each unique planet, which means an optimum design for one planet will ahve issues on anotehr planet.
But BIG ENGINE GO FAST... is generally gonna work pretty well, at least as long as you don't like, need oxygen or whatever
so many of the army fliers are like
undeniably air breathing that need oxygen to some extent
but also inexplicably work in space on a regular basis so
Lost game 4 30-62. Didn't ask about a manifestation and lost because of it.
I can't find the article, but IIRC they actually tested some in a wind tunnel
And the most aerodynamic 40k aircraft were, by a large margin, the Orks
...Mostly because Ork aircraft are basically F-86/MiG-15 with bitz attached
haha ye
Orks is the greenest and the best
remember, the IoM's premier dogfighter is this fucking thing
That one’s like an energy fighter I think the Lightning is their dogfighter
It is also a brick
the Voss lightning is the good one, yeah
the OG actually-good-plane for the Imperium is the Primaris Lightning, this funky looking thing, and it's the crusade-era version of the one Cyan posted, before they lost the tech and then rediscovered it
it was apparently extremely nimble and shooty but a huge bitch to fly to the point you needed either a specialist servitor or an Astartes as pilot to get the most out of it, and they were considering an export-model version that normal humans could fly before the Heresy kicked off
which presumably is vaguely analogous to the 40k one
this is basically the Lightning model they used for AI
I think they might have been downplayng the one above because curves don't fit into their design aesthetic anymore
isn't AI a 30k-era game now?
it is now but when they released the Lightning it was for the Taros campaign against the Tau
Yeah
they would be flying Voss lightnings with ye olde wired-shut throttles
or whatever the equivalent is for a "plasma ramjet"
Kinda funny how it evolved to that from being IN v TAC as the primary forces
I have a lingering affection for the Voss lightning because in HH1e and HH2e it was the premier ground attack anti-armour option, accept no substitutes
those missiles it slings are basically infinite-range meltabombs
in 3e it sadly lost the option for the funny kraken missiles and is now condemned to mid
but it spent a solid decade making spartan deathstar players sad as their party bus with 1000pts of primarch + melee unit in it got popped in their deployment zone
why the air superiority plane was so good at tank hunting nobody knows
personally I prefer the Thunderbolt for air superiority
not quite as nimble or as fast but when it does get a target in its sights it can do something about it
I tended to fly Avengers instead, two lascannon and two Krakens was usually good enough for tanks compared to the Lightning's six Krakens, and the bolt cannon + extra armour made it a bit more flexible in the CAS role
I rarely had them dogfighting
I think it’s kinda funny how I don’t think there is a single guided bomb in 40K
(Missiles don’t count)
oh, lightning used to pack those too, albeit in a very fucky way, because you could strip all the cargo out of it and load up phosphex bomb clusters instead, which drop, explode, and then the fire crawls to the target
I guess that counts lol
how horrific nanotech hellfire that taints the ground forever and possibly blows up mid-flight at the slightest possible provocation is easier to fit on a plane than a JDAM I don't know
but the Mechanicum had lots of phosphex and not a lot of JDAM kits
Not even the Tau use LGBs
aren't their "bombs" actually just balls of plasma that get fired out of a thingy towards the ground?
Tau are the only AI faction that don't use any bombs at all
it's very funny
or was that older fluff
They’re mostly missiles and gunfire iirc
the Sunshark definitely had a bomb config
yeah it still does, albeit as a datasheet ability rather than a weapon
it is kind of dinky though, very much the Tau equivalent of chucking hand grenades out of a biplane compared to their usual big bulky aircraft
Oh yeah it’s plasma shooting huh
huh, yeah
in AI their way of taking out ground targets was "shoot it with your rail gun, duh"
I’m surprised orks don’t have a grot bomb
Maybe the grots won’t get in unless they have a rocket
grot boms in AI were A/A
I've always liked that the 30k rules for artillery very much tend to incentivise "fuck it, more barrels"
the grot bommer drops them out and they zip around the board for the rest of the game until they blow something up
bigger templates care less about scatter, so I'm sitting here looking at a list and going "well, I could have two self-propelled mortars with space marine crews, or I could have four shitty stationary artillery pieces manned by conscripts and pointed vaguely in the right direction, which will probably do better"
which is fun in a game that otherwise very much rewards having decently elite infantry and armour
I think this kinda confirms the “grots won’t get in without a rocket” theory a little
Y'know I had assumed the DEldar Void Mine was guided somehow but I don't think that's ever explicitly stated anywhere
Just that it's dropped with pinpoint precision, which I suppose you could just say is because the bombers themselves are that accurate
I think that’s reasonable to be guided