#Warhammer and Such
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wait is the only way to get a skorpekh destroyer lord through the royal court box
i love this on ebay: buy it in canada, $100 plus free shipping. buy it from the uk, $15 plus $25 shipping
is that nagash?
yup
Also the whole Great Crusade thing which set up a lot of other pieces on the board
Chaos knights coming out with a 7 wardog battle force lmaooo
Just 3.5 of the wardog box too no helverin/warglaive bits
Executioner/huntsmen
Those are from a completely different kit so I get it
Battleforces usually contain more than one kit
Which is in fact what I find so amusing about the situation
so.. its just a plus size war dog kit
which isn't the worst thing, especially if you want war dogs
but it a little funny
though also kind of a critical problem with knights in general
just lacking in variety
Its actually pretty practical assuming the internal balance of the codex isnt massively shaken up yeah
Gonna sell out quick I imagine
Knight Players: Please James Workshop, can we have more reasons to bring big knights
Games Workshop: lol, lmao, here's an easier way to buy more war dogs
(the conspiratorial thinking is that they are rebalancing things and will want to move stock of the little knights, but I'm not convinced GW is reliably that clever lol)
Imperial know players want more variety of amigers
I think both want better big knights? Though the armiger variety is a lot less on the Imperial side, yeah
They did confirm one detachment would be war dog spam
As an imperial knight player, I got big knights, I just wish they were better. I could use more variety of armigers.
I don't need new big knights
New armigers
And war dog spam works with chaos knights! And they have variety with them
10th ed is not a great one for knights. Especially when a tau unit that's a 3rd of the cost can kill a big knight in 1 turn
And then you're down a 1/4th of your army and can't even play for objective
On the contrary, things have really turned in the favour of Knights recently
If you've been following GT results they're picking up top 3s and even first place finishes all over the place
Imp Knights, even
And CK War Dog spam has been a competitively very consistently good list since its inception
Tournament =/= fun in casual play
If my pile of shame wasn't as big I'd totally buy the dog house box
I love how war dogs look
AIUI the thing about the anti-titanic units is that they're so specialized that there's only 3 reasons to bring them:
A) Plain cool factor
B) Knights or other titanics are dominating and everywhere
C) You're grudge-building a list against a specific player
i like wardogs but got ive shot so much of them
General chaos beatsticks
Mostly because our guns suck
i keep a lascanon for wardog defenese because thats what the genefather intended
3 karnivores break into my house "By the primarch!" i done my skull mask and skin cloak, i blow a cannon ball sized hole through the first abominated with a havoc team, i draw my legionaries rocket launcher and miss the second beast entirely because its terrible and nail the nearby cultist squad. i have to resort to the vindicator at the top of the board loaded with 480mm rocket propelled anti fortification rounds "AVE DOMINUS NOX!". the rocket shreds the second karnivore in the blast.
My pile of shame is rough but with 7 war dogs I'll be pretty much done collecting chaos knights since I'm not trying to get any of the forge world kits
Everything except the new big knight, which I might just look for the upgrade sprue on ebay for
i really think NL's are gonna get a character model next edition and i pray to got hes got that goofy ass combi gun
They're going to have some very cool HH units
looking at my flayed ones, then back at the human, then back again
Very smart, but coherency varies is how I've seen him portrayed. When the chips are down he'll be laser focused and capable. When they're not, well, he's still brilliant but you know maybe you wake up with a squig where your brain was and rockets for arms
Shame we'll never get grotsnik, szeras, and Bile talking with each other
Grotsnik comes across as the kind of brilliant entity that both szeras and bile would dismiss out of hand. Honestly szeras would consider both of them beneath him. Necron have huge egos
We at least got Bile and Cawl going at it, which gave us the line "you're a cliche in a horrible coat"
Cawl has the best diss game in all of 40k
The best part of that diss is he's not even wrong
It was ap retty good book, overall
I find Guy Hayley hit and miss - Genefather is genuinely really good , the Dark Imperium/Plague trilogy is just... kinda stinky.
And not ina good nurgle way, it's just not great
Lots of meaningless bolter porn, which is not his strong point
What's the series of books that details Guilliman's resurrection and that whole adventure?
Dark Imperium, I think
@thin ibex Okay I looked it up, Guillman wakes up in the third book of the Gathering Storm campaign book trilogy, but actually does stuff in the Dark Imperium novel trilogy
Dark imperium is post him having visited Terra
So it's when he's kicking around ultrimar etc
Which would you prefer meeting szeras, cawl or bile?
For a moment i misread this as Which would I prefer meeting, and it was going to be Cawl all the way.
I honestly think Cawl meeting Szeras has the most actually interesting potential. Cawl is very interested in necrons, but i suspect he'd fine Szeras horrifying, Bile meeting Szeras is just two egos in a room
Szeras would accuse Bile of using warp nonsense, using vile derivative of a derivative tech and failing to do what he has already done.
Cawl i think might be horrified szeras but find kinship with him
He'd chide Szeras as needless cruel in supposed indepth investigation and find him much like many of his colleagues in the mechanicus
To which szeras would find extremely offensive
It would be like comparing a sundial to an atomic clock
This is the one thing that might make me play World eaters lmao
The [verb]fiends got serious hands in world eaters now if you want Big Metal Dog tbh
Forgefiends with triple plasmas haunt my dreams, maulerfiends even better than they were
World eaters get forgefiends?
World Eaters get forge fiends now and they’re horrifying in Goretrack detach
Crying_emperor’s_children
I don’t think EC even needs em when they’re as fast as they are
EC is like AoS ogres
Rumors that knights are getting a bit cheaper/lower toughness/more wounds
And 4++ against ranged for big knights
But we're talking potentially like 220 T9+ wounds
ah, i get it, like carcinisation but towards wardogs
It was a strat
Ahhh
That’s a nice buff
I know from spoilers that someone is getting me a chaos knight for my birthday
So this is fuckin dope
I'm trying to get the blessed 7 war dog box
I already have one kit of each big knight type (except the new one obv)
Nice
Same I reckon with the dogbox and the abominant I’m probably like 1-2 models away from a whole army
7 dogs and 2-3 bigs should be a full list
Depending on which ones you run at least
Wild that you can fit 6 bigs in a list if the rumors are true
These are probably codex points so they probably aren't that accurate
Those points feel like they confirm the Toughness drop/Wound increase.
Playing Big Kill Team at that point haha
I feel like I would have preferred more points but scarier Knights. But I don't think the 40k team has figured that out (I've heard AoS handles big expensive models better?)
I think that’s just sort of unworkable from a faction standpoint
🤔 I kind of want them to be really tanky but degrade more granularly?
AoS has like one big thing in a faction, knights is all big things
Yeah AoS has some “huge” models but they’re all single centerpieces
Fair. I also don't know how well-liked their knight-equivalent army is (Giants?) or how many you get
Giants look kind of similar to how knights are shaping up
3-4 Big Things and some Medium Things as filler/connective tissue
(I also think knights should get regular infantry but I don't think that will ever happen directly)
Thanks to the allying structure probably not
ogor mawtribes is like that too, someone im in an online tournament with had like 4 or 5 units at the start
Knights getting fuedal world troops would be so cool
Yeah, I 50% want it for the aesthetic lol
AoS knights proxied as subductors is a decent option
AoS handles things a lot better because toughness and invulns simply do not exist, and Giants get Fun Abilities instead of ‘here is 3 turbofuck cannons on a stick’
Things are balanced to die a lot more, shooting is a little more auxiliary
Sons of Behemat get to like, throw objectives and terrain around and judo throw units
Their sitreps and terrain placement rules also guarantee movement of anything 130mm or smaller, everything above that has Fly which works how you’d actually expect it to work versus 40k’s neutered version
You don’t run the risk of accidentally making entire armies unable to wound the giants, they just do their 4+ wound roll
Which is basically why only the huuuuge knights get 2+ armor saves
Right, but you’ve still got the toughness statcheck on war dogs. Tyranid shooting above S10 essentially doesn’t exist besides Tyrannofexes.
AoS literally does not have toughness or strength, weapons have a wound roll they use for every single target
GSC can bring a lot of lascannons if they so choose but its still amounting to about 8-10 shots across the army that threaten knights for real
War dogs should probably have less toughness
They're likely going to T9 in the codex
I think 40k actually has decent mechanisms to help armies wound the big guys, or to ignore them and focus on scoring
I don't think it's inherently bad that there is a distinction between infantry and tanks wrt weapon effectiveness. It's a problem with Knights because they are so skewed. There has been times a similar problem with infantry horde lists, but GW has nerfed those generally so they aren't popular right now (plus no army is as heavily tilted to that as knights are to being armor)
Things like rerolls, bonuses to wound, ways to skip the wounding step, etc
Dogs at T9 3+, 5++ against ranged and bigger knights at T11, 3+/2+ (knight tyrant) save with 4++ against ranged (strat to take mortals to get 4++ against melee)
I also think that when your army is like 7 models or something, they should be kind of hard to wound
How do Bloodthirsters do against most knights?
Do they trade well enough in melee on average?
I think in most cases if the bloodthirster gets the charge, he eats a knight for breakfast in melee. Knights can just hit back real hard if they live or if they were the one who did the charging
They don't get invuln in melee so it's rough
11th edition, T9 plague marines mark my words
I’m down with knights getting to be tough but currently there being armies where antitank doesn’t actually exist is kind of a black mark on knights being a viable faction, without them getting overhauled to be some kind of infantry + big mechs
Especially given that even war dogs operate on ‘move into LoS -> pick up whatever I’m looking at -> do it again’
Monster killer melee tends to shred knights
Like, even Khorne Chosen with their +1 to wound buff and I think 1 round them
BTs will obliterate knights on the charge, knights will beat a bloodthirster to pulp on their own charge. Advantage you have on knights is that you have volume to deal with other stuff in the same datacard
Yey
BEAKIES
True
Im reading the Eisenhorn books at the moment.
These are the best books i’ve read in a long time.
Im on book 2 now. Truly fantastic.
Best books in general or best 40k books?
Whenever they decide to end 40k and maybe do 50k or something of the sort after that
I hope they make something good 
yeah i really enjoy the eisenhorn novels
i actually really fell in love with a bunch of the characters
Is eisenhorn like a detective?
Best books in general, at the moment.
I haven’t read a good book for about 3 years now.
Last was Ravenor, so I technically read the sequel trilogy first.
He’s an Inquisitor, and does detective work to weed out Heretics & Chaos cults mostly.
Sounds fun!
Is he a likeble character? How charismatic is he? I understand a character doesnt have to be like that to be a good character but i wanna know!
Sometimes the investigations he goes on at first look like chaos and then turn out to not be, such as in the short story Missing in Action.
I think overall Eisenhorn is a likeable character. However he does make some cold cold decisions
He's very 'human' if that makes sense
||Which makes the ending of the whole thing all the more painful, because you can see exactly where all the missteps that led to catastrophe occured and what the reasoning for them was||
He is genuinely likable.
He gets along well with his retinue and other characters.
He’s very open about his opinions, but does lie when it is needed, and can be cold at times, but never heartless.
Many times the books displays his true opinions for the reader, such as genuine concern, sympathy, pity, or shock over the unfortunate fates of complete strangers.
He’s a very human character.
The forces he fights are truly, monsterously evil, and him facing it and trying his best to allow others to face it with him is one of his best qualities.
He prepares himself and others thoroughly before taking action.
At times months can pass in the span of a page.
He’s also not invincible. He gets hurt. Often, and it has lasting impacts across his journeys and further into the future.
Naturally it's noted that amongst the ranks of the Inquisition, he is a ||radical||. Initially because of his more... humanistic and less dogmatic views. Then for... other reasons
I haven’t even read that far yet.
Im currently at the stage where the ||Inquisition is questioning if he’s gone a concerning amount of radical||
||Im not even sure yet if they are right in that assessment.||
Other books I have at the moment regarding warhammer are the Ravenor Trilogy, Mechanicus, and Titanicus.
The latter two I have not yet read.
Ravenor is good. Mechanicus is a great primer for ad mech at war
Titanicus was my first encounter with skitarii and the skitarii in that book are VERY different than the ones on the tabletop
basically the name of the game with 40k
Titanicus was written a while before Skitarii became an actual army
ANd it's kind of annoying because the 'classic' Skitarii are so much cooler.
I don't hate the current ones, but man the ones in titanicus are rad
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imho titanicus does show its age abit
If you want pure robot smashing
check out titian death
Titanicus is probably the best big gun novel
Who's the word bearer that went back to worshiping the emperor at the horus heresy?
I remember he had something to do with the imperium becoming religious
The anchorite
Thank you!
Hes in the book Conquest

Could you expound on the differences? I'm curious
Tabletop Skitarii are basically just cyber-enhanced soldiers, linked to their AdMech masters, and considered faceless and expendable.
Formerly it's like "We have an entire warrior culture venerating the Machine God, we have implanted vat-grown muscle into ourselves, given ourselves fangs and retractable claws, and go into battle adorned in crazy pelts and ornate armor meant to intimidate as much as protect"
To be fair, the tech priests themselves are considered faceless and expendable by the people above them, it could be a matter of perspective and multiple things that end up called "skitari"
Tbf the Titanicus skitarii are sort of still around because the Titan legions have their own guard
They were basically Sarduakar crossed with cyberpunk-style implant weapons
I wanna do a high ranking mech priest going off about how stupid the humans are expendable shit is, and how it's wasting the omnissiah's bounty
Immediately flagged as heretek for this, ofc
That wouldn't be heretek I don't think
Like "don't waste unnecessary resources" is incredibly Orthodox
We made a commander for our Krieg army who had a bit of a similar idea
And the motive force itself includes the concept of human nerve endings as like the place to start and holy itself
In mechanics doctrine
There's even sections of the mechanicus that focus on biology
We just don't see them as much talked about
A forge world that focuses on biological products and has elite bioenhanced skitari would fit just fine
It just wouldn't be Mars doctrine
Basically “my men will die as all children of Krieg must. But they will die for a good reason”
The skitari on tabletop are based mainly on Mars, so we don't get a lot of the fringe stuff
I remember a story where a guardsman stood up to a space marine about that and was congratulated by the space marine for the idea
It is, but what the Orthodoxy says vs how they act is very different
Similar to how you have strains of real life religions who's holy works say one thing, but who's actions are totally different
And if there's anything the imperium is good at, it's immense hypocrisy
Humans are fine to waste
There's no shortage of them
That's honestly how Krieg SHOULD be, but they've been pretty flanderized
The original concept was less "We will throw ourselves at bullets with shovels and die for the Emperor" and more "We specifically volunteer to take the most hazardous and vital assignments and warzones"
Even the Vraks stuff is portrayed as "We have specifically calculated how many of our men we expect to die to achieve our objectives, and have prepared for that in advance."
That depends on context, not every world is a hive world
Sure, but there's always more people to throw
Sure, in a planet to planet context it depends, but "the roiling masses of Humanity are the Imperium's most vast and expendable asset" is one of the most prominent themes it has
Exterminatus as the final, gravest sanction that can be done to a planet isn't a last resort because the people on that planet are precious to the Imperium as a whole, it's because planets aren't replacable
The Imperium's terraforming abilities are garbage and many planets hold countless potential secrets that are lost forever if you destroy them
What is the value of million, ten million, even a billion lives compared to that? To the Imperium on a macro scale, nothing
said it better than me haha
Yeah but relevantly, a given tech priest of the mechanicus could be in a position where human lives are a finite enough resource that they value it
It's a vast galaxy and anything is possible - hell, it's a compelling character hook, but the point is that'd be a rare tech priest indeed
It's why I'd do it personally - showing a tech priest we can emphasize with .. and how that makes them a heretic in the eyes of the imperium.
Grim dark by contrast, basically
Life is not valuable, their knowledge is
(sometimes the best way to show how grim things are is to attack it from the other angle)
Thats pretty routine in the books. "Sure its not great the arch magos bit a bolter round but he was frequent with his memory uploads so its not really a loss"
The most recent SM2 mission has this kind of premise tbh
There's a really good... hammer and bolter I think episode with a tech-priest luring guardsmen into some isolated part of the base to whack them and make them into servitors
'This magos biologis is refusing to withdraw'
'I am literally a brain in a jar running a mining complex please leave me alone'
'Fuck you'
It's probably my favorite bit of techpriest media and really gets into the meat of why the priesthood of Mars is so monstrous haha
im pretty sure a exporator kills a group of guardsmen because their sergeant has a cybernetic that can be used to repair their robot in one
also a plot point in Eisenhorn funnily enough
This is sort of a plot point in Mechanicus where Subdomina Khepra has a bunch of lines kinda to the effect of "it's so nice you don't literally emotionlessly hate skitarii btw"
In an unusual way
Yeah, which is really quite interesting
"whatever happens, you will not be missed" was the closer of the IT IS THE FORTY-FIRST MILLENIUM spiel for a reason!
there's been a couple that are more human friendly because they don't want to waste good workers
but only a few
All the rumors say T9
Plasma might not be S9 but meltas and rokkits and such are
The break point for meltas is pretty huge
S5 stuff also goes from 6+ to 5+
that's also pretty nasty
I was never big into Imperium and reading up on Custodes is funny by accident. They're just so well made to take on threats greater than so much that one of them defending Terra from heretic space marines during the horus heresy they thought it was suspicious how easy it was to take them out they must be planning something. The chapters he was fighting wasn't even a crafty one like magnus's or horus's, it was ones just doing a direct assault against the custodes and failing hard.
Bringing back rouge trader era stuff is a wild pull imo
Really funny how the commitment to space marines being the baseline means they barely interact with this new mechanic and then you get shit like tech thralls and ogryns
I do think splitting up leadership jobs is potentially really cool though
Very tempted to pick up new mk2 and mk3 breachers when theyre out 😭 oh dear
At least I dont think Ill be grabbing the big box. Santurnine is cool but not really what im going for I think
Yeah I was disappointed when they were like “wow 4 new stats”
And the the space marines have 7,7,7,7 lol
I wonder if legions will mess with it at all
Word bearers are already quite morale based in their legion rule so it might be able to be a little more interesting
Inquistor screeching in heresey (I'm sure 7 is a chaos number somewhere)
Nurrgle
Oh, it's 3 and 7 for nurgle,. i knew 3, buth uh
I think it's a given. Ultramarines had a +1 Ld last edition, and I can't imagine Night Lords won't be all about the debuffs
Fuckin ultramarines man
I think. I think word bearers should get +4 leadership and also warpfire guns should have double shots 😊
Corvus Corvax Cormfirmed?!?!?! 
Primaris Lieutenant with power fork.
finally, the only agri-world chapter, the emperors amish
an annebaptist unit would be pretty horrific historically
1000 dollars on marketplace
Whole ahh Tau army. Super tempting but I need to start collecting kroot and no kroot
Also so many damn drones
@sour sequoia Question, since i know youre knowledgeable about necrons
I had my first loss in the league against WE and i was considering using my one time list mulligan (something we agreed on for everyone in it) which of these is better?
the second is the potential rework
noting ive made a few rules errors, i think my first list has nothing wrong with it, but i also havent been really utilizing hte tomb blades well and not having anything with long range can be a challenge
the skorpekhs have actually done real nicely for themselves, usually getting to beat a unit up before dying
A Doomsday arc is very good. I'll say this, idk if Wraiths are more killy than Skorpekhs. What were you using the technomancer before the wraiths? Heals?
FNP 5+ plus 4++ plus T6 makes them very difficult to efficiently kill, they're tanks rather than killers
also if they linger near the ctan shard, the technomancer can heal the ctan shard
Aye, Technomancer with waiths has alot of staying power
Idk what the meta with with WE now though
ah they werent playing meta anyway, were running angron and kharne and such
If only it still was....
ironically, they are weirdly weaker against a melee centric army that charges them firsst; a lot cues off of them getting their charge off
at least in zerker warband
so its almost always in your interest to charge the zerkers first
deny them 2str and 1 extra attack per model
in my case, Scorched Earth really screwed me over, as i was not playing aggressively, I wanted to thin out his army first knowing id be regenning and he wouldnt be
meant he burned two objectives
Kill agron, any fiends they have and predators then there is nothing they could threaten you monolith with
then a brilliant screening play with a rhino kept me from saving my warriors as kharn and a zerk squad tore them to bits
Monolith melee is better than you would assume
Scorched Earth into WE is very hard for necrons currently unless its specifically like full skorps or 18 wraiths
They pretty much killed the moolith using a deepstrike squad of eightbound led by a slaughterbound and a land raider rapid firing their lascannons
hmm ok so i was on the backfoot from the get go? Think my desire to run a rework is maybe unwarranted?
Thisn is one of those times I prefer nightbringer
cause i got no other WE opponents
my next fights are against guard, guard, votann, and tau
Because that way you go ‘run eightbound and I will pick them up. Do it. Go.’
one guard is running bridgehead, the other recon
i think my existing army will play pretty well into both guard, iffy against Votann, and well against tau
Bridgehead vs Hypercrypt gets funny. I’d eat the loss and move on currently, you’re on a scoring list thats harder to pilot than it looks
bridgehead is bringin a lot of taurox, meaning my void dragon is gonna have a lot of snacks
i made a rookie mistake and forgot my reanimator boosts heals for any of my units; for some reason i assumed it was only warriors
Running the lord with translocation shroud over standard in hypercrypt not worst idea
yeah that was a consideration, or using a blade and tach arrow
benefit from the rerolls to push it through
on a deepstrike turn
Though i was alo considering voidscythe purely to be a punch back when something gets into a fight with the immortals
Outside AD I prefer the blade over scythe tbh
better general purpose?
if i take trans shroud i get deepstrike without investing in a enhancement, if i take tach arrow, i get a one time hard punch
ahh ok
yeah i might use my mulligan for a very minor change, swap out my lord
just trying ot decide if i like res orb more or tach arrow
tach arrow is KIIINDA memey, but its also a decent pocket punch against a bigger target
I forget, in scorched earth, is it only battle line that can burn objectives?
yeah, i almost stopped one burn, it was the obj closest to me, but he managed to use terrain and a rhino to block a skorpekh charge
and my warriors were not about to clean up a zerk squad
I foolishly also did not activate orikan in that moment
i did have fun with death ray killing angron before he got to do anything
sus hits went off, fired 4, hit 3 turned into hit 9, boom one dead demon prince
You earnestly dont need to be that picky with Orikan
I’ll absolutely fire it to kill a rhino fuck your scoring vehicle
yeah i learned my lesson, if he kills a unit or just tears some shit up its worth it
Goddamn rhinos doing recover assets
I’ll uhhh see if coffee and breakfast makes me any smarter here
Had a 12hr shift at work into one of the most brain melting games of AoS last night running till like 4am so you got me at my absolute weakest toy soldiers brain
100% understandable
I dont have a rematch with him, but yeah i think i eat my loss
i dont think keeping the staff of light is worth it
ill switch to a trans shroud lord i think
Yeah never do staff of light
brain went "Oh he can also help shoot, that'll be nice!"
i dont know that the tach arrow would be worth because it can always get eaten up by an invuln, while hte orb will net me guys back guaranteed
It kinda sucks to suck but it doesn’t do anything at range or melee, versus when they charge and you can at least say ‘ogayyy I challenge your shitty little sergeant and deal twice his health’
Tachyon Arrow is dog dookie except maybe in one specific and obscenely funny scenario in this upcoming match play pack but its still unusable on every other mission rule
Since there’s a mission rule that just says +3 attacks to every profile on your warlord
And honestly an overlord gets by just fine on doubling their voidscythe attacks there, 5-6 of those and you’re a primarch killer
i was figuring itd be funny to jump in with a tach arrow that has full rerolls on wound and hit; but it can still whiff pretty bad
The first rule of warhammer is that a single shot 2+ always misses
Dogs dogs dogs dogs
I think... I think I should be able to win against the guard opponents, I think also I might do ok against tau. The votann may end up another loss for me
Hmm, I wonder if this means that one war dog will lose the character keyword
Also, the war dog detachment rule requiring you to include a wardog is a bit silly given how of course you are going to take at least three wardogs
I think that’s hedging against stupid cheese more or less, like reapers wager running no harlequins to be most competitive
Or the zero monolith 5-6 ctan shard hypercrypt being dominant
Maybe. Though that'd be surprising given that the core detachment rule only benefits war dogs (but it is possible the strats are good and more generic). It does lets them word the character in a way that is a mild downside (you are a bit weaker to certain anti-character stuff than you might want).
Reaper's Wager being better without Harlequins is wild. The strats + enhancements must be pretty good if you basically don't get a detachment rule
"What are we... some kind of War...Hammer?"
Is that allowed
Necrons be hundreds of millions of years old and haven't died of old age yet, mostly
All necrons are already dead
And old age for the necrotyr was like.... 32
Since then though, not so much
Harlequin behavior or something, I don't know current Eldar well.
no not, this is us having the same thought about necrotry old age being about 30
All I know about 40k is Orks, Tyranids, Necrons, and how the other factions interacted with Necrons before the current setting. Necros were the OG grimdark
Suffering before many other races even existed
As necrotyr, as necrons, they find new ways to suffer
Necrons would be really silly if they weren't like lacking souls and 99% of them weren't mindless drones
The souls one and ig mindless drones are pretty big deals. No soul means no warp so they lost hard against Eldar who got tech and warp mastery
Mindless a more recent issue since 60 mil nap caused the only sentient necrons nobles to go senile, if necrons could get souls again 99% of them wouldn't have to act entirely on the orders of the lords.
When a single point of failure failed in my tombworlds
squints this is a movie reference or something...
As I understand, a bit from a story. How ever obviously the necron peasants are either mindless or cannot act
This is some weird stuff! Not a super fan of any of it, but also it's still really cool?
This actually happens in the novella Severed.
It's cool but the only thing that makes it read as a 40k redesign is the text telling you that it's supposed to be that
what... in the Kentucky fried All Tomorrows fuck?
lol nice
Eg, I can see linkages. The Ork and imperium of man stuff is probably my favorite. The nid stuff is real weak, though s starfish Lictor is great
---Obyron could no more ignore duty, than gravity. And so, with a deep and rumbling sigh, he began to lever himself from the rock.
‘Are you all right, old chap? You seem rather glum.’
Obyron’s initial reaction was complete panic, as he had clearly lost his mind. Finally, the exertions of the campaign had stacked up and, under the crushing pressure of his decision, his mind had snapped like a twig, and he was hearing voices. But no: the voice was entirely real, and so was its speaker. Standing a few kubits behind him, in the shadows of the antechamber, was Nemesor Zahndrekh, draped in a cowl of rough cloth.
Obyron had many, many questions. But they all piled into one another on the way to his vocal actuators, and what came out surprised even him.
‘My lord,’ said Obyron, ‘what on Gidrim are you wearing?’
‘A disguise, dear friend!’ proclaimed Zahndrekh, with a flourish. ‘I’ve concealed myself as one of the peasantry, in order to make my way down here without being bothered.’
Obyron was now completely sure he had gone mad, but since his mind had run away from him, he felt he might as well see where it was off to.---
lol
Zahndrekh put an arm round him in consolation, and continued.
‘Let me pose you this thought, Obyron, in the hope it will bring you ease. What do you think caused you to hold true to me for all this time – despite all the power you might have enjoyed through betrayal – if it were not a soul? What can love, but a being with a soul?
‘Even if we all ceased to be flesh and blood millions of years ago, which of course I don’t believe for a moment,’ – Zahndrekh actually winked – ‘wouldn’t it have suited us better to live in denial of that, as some fools might say I had done? Wouldn’t it be better, Obyron, just to accept our fate, and enjoy immortality for the everlasting life of merry campaigning it has proved to be?’
Obyron stared hard at Zahndrekh, unsure of what he was hearing. ‘You old bastard. You knew all along.’
‘I knew nothing of the sort, old friend. But since you seem to be labouring under some delusion that you’re a soulless machine, I thought I should at least make some attempt to set you straight.'
Future scholars will say they were roommates
Definitely not soulmate after walking into the necrodermis forges.
They would have been tombmates. 2 guys, never married women, lived together, buried together. What could this mean?
this rules
The Necrontyr Crypt Market is in shambles from the sounds of it
Necrons really are fighting imperium cause they heard about pre thunder warrior era crypto currency and were very upset they got woken up when it wasn't even about trading death as money so they're sending strongly worded gauss weaponed complaints for interrupting their sleep with stupid stuff.
Imagine how mad necrons would get if they learned about purtetuals
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES THEY'RE JUST IMMORTAL AND COME BACK?!?WE HAD HYPER CANCER BAKED INTO OUR VERY DNA AND THEY GET NATURAL IMMORTALITY? "
Necrontyr perpetual would have the perks of Deadpool (Immortal, Zany, A real Jester) and drawbacks of Deadpool (Cancer forever, not sexy enough to benefit from bisexuality)
Lol they gave Leontus back the ability to order titanic units
So you can order a baneblade now eh?
And death marks got cheaper
tau did get a HUGE buff tho
12 points per for snipers is wild
FTGG now gives the +1 BS to the spotter and guided unit
They didn't need the buff imo
i think they had like a 38% win rate
or have
TTBattles app puts them at a 45%
i think being in the bottom 4 does warrant them a buff
not sure if that specific buff was the way, but i suppose we'll see
It doesn't:(
Excluding units in an Observer unit
ah perhaps i misunderstood, is it that everyone who targets a spotted unit can benefit?
You mark out specific Observer units that point to a target
These units do not benefit from the +1 BS
rereading, still a good buff i think. The 20 point increase to stealthsuits really hurts
Huh
Terrible
wait doesnt this mean that if you spot two different units
you can now split fire with +1 to BS for both targets?
Lion is also a freak now
i think they gave tau split firing back
i think we're gonna see some fun meme lists with stormsurges prolly
and now i can use mixed loadouts with less guilt
(i think single loadouts are prolly still more efficient)
but i like mixed loads for flavor
i also wonder if the pathfinder double spot and the stealthsuit 20 point increase means we'll see more pathfinder picks
or if peopl are just gonna eat the 20 point tax
What the fuck lol
lion's back baby
Pathfinder lost double spot
They now spot for themselves
guh
sort of double spot
just only for them
ah so their thing is guilt free spotting
being an observer as a pathfinder is irrelevant, still getting that bonus
i wonder if i wouldn't have swapped abilities with the stealthsuits...
give pathfinders classic observer status but rr1's and w and h and give stealthsuits guilt free spotting
would feel more narratively aligned
THEY WHAT
Okay that's fair TO BE FAIR
It is rerolls hits and wound of 1
20 is a bit much...
Should've made it a weird awkward number like 15 or 12
Cause we're Tau, we get fucked because we're not any other faction. Giving us a random number only makes sense. Gives us the real feeling that GW pulls a "Randomizer-inator 4000™️" when balancing us
i think the "everyone gets to shoot at spotted units now except observers" is a hefty buff
makes sense to nerf the stealthsuits when they can impart the rr1's to everyone
Yeah. I should look over the new stuff for Tau
A pile of Tau drones?
How are we looking though?
overall i think we got a buff
due to the ftgg changes
some stuff that has to do with spotting got nerfed
Even better than drones but not by much
Oh wow that's a lot of paint
Airbrush system is what I'm after. And the paints
I have a shitty temu airbrush that I don't use
- I don't have the paints
- Shitty airbrush
So this is an upgrade and a half
Yeah even just a decent airbrush and booth is worth the 50 bucks
But also wow that's a lot of paints
Oh yea. For 50 bucks too
For everything
My brother sent me the posting like 5 minutes after it was posted and I scooped that bad boy up IMMEDIATELY
Cheaper than a dollar per paint bottle!
Picking it up today
Am excited :)
It's a lot of goodies for so cheap. It also forces me to clean up my studio to make room
But hell yea. Great deal
Speaking of deals. I found another Tau army for sale but it's not one thousand dollars this time lol
Maybe deal? Idk. 450 tho
Looks like a pretty good deal, not the greatest but
Yeah. I'm hesitant but like, that's a lot of vehicles ...
If you need just a starting stuff this is good
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Oh I need more mechs omfg
I have like two crisis suit units and DAS IT
I need more suits, a stormsurge, two ghostkeels, more kroot, and more vespid
Yeah I'd just save your cash and shell out for a start collecting, And then get some riptides
or yeah that
Triptide or nothing bby, love my big bois
Im almost 3k so far with the stuff I have
I ran duotide against my friend and it wasn't till BR4 he was able to even start hitting them
I want to bathe the feild in brustcannon shots
riptide burst cannon gang???
And if its a heavy vehicle faction or knights well
The next list I'm building is gonna be silly
I need MORE broadsides
Missile-sides 🤤
My list is like 4 crisis suit units, 4 broadsides, 3 riptides, and 3 groups of stealthsuits. Was gonna drop the broadsides for more crisis suits but now that they changed the army rule I wanna run a storm surge or 2
Yeah? It was in the data slate this morning
The ftgg is now just you pick spotters and who their spotting and anyone and everyone can see be the observer, no more pairing and no more splitfire penalty
Seems like a big shot in the arm for riptides
KAUYON GOT ITS ZUSTAINED HITS 2 REMOVED????
WHAAAAT
:(
Okay the ignore all modifiers is good but...still...
Okay they streamlined the guiding tho I like that
You declare who's an observer at the start of the shooting phase now, yeah?
Why? I dont think anything really changes for them
Holy shit that's a HELL of a find, good job.
They like to split fire and don’t have the same splitfire penalty
Not bad for rules changes ngl. The Pathfinders is a bit unfortunate. But, I do like that they can shoot and spot. They feel like a decent unit. Okay guns. Idk if they changed the pts cost, but 90 feels a bit much now that they can't spot twice
OH I DIDNT EVEN REGISTER THAT WE CAN SPLIT FIRE NOW
AHAH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
The splitfire penalty is gone so no one has it, ftgg is now just if your shooting a spotted unit and the shooting unit isnt an observer you get the ftgg bonus no more +1 the balistic score if you dont shoot whats spotted
WE ARE SO BACK
Yeah but now you can run triple rail rifle on them and actually hit the broadside of a barn since they get the spotting bonus too now
I'm rocking burstides
YESSSS
I'm so happy
Now I wanna make an oops all railguns list with a taunar, broadsides, railheads, and pathfinders
The more I look at the Kauyon change from sustain hit 2 to ignore modifiers
The more I'm like...ya know what. That is kinda brutal
I must work now unfortunately. I like the changes. Kauyon is a bit unfortunate but I'm happy overall
Tau players! Rejoice! We are now...decent!
My EC list just went up 90pts with no rules changes. Brutal
54% release winrate in tournaments feeling
WDP needed to change, but they didn't do a good job of targeting Coterie and letting the faction balance internally.
Honestly I’m glad it’s just moderate points increases and we keep The Juice
So I suspect Coterie remains the only viable comp list.
Oof the Aeldari point increases are a bit rough
There might be something in Carnival and the transport one, but I don't thik it's as strong.
Maaaybe a fire prism is workable at 150now tho
No imperial Agents changes looking rough...
If they had no intention of balancing the faction it would have been nice for them to say so before selling a bunch of people on it as a new army
Pretty classic GW move tbh.
Rules are temporary, your cool Imperial scrungo models are forever.
Yes, but I like playing the game too
I would own half as many IA models if it was just a painting project
Oooh, Tyranids got a new detachment
Yeah it looks pretty cool
And the new ravanors datasheet. The kill team isn't out yet right?
oh hey disco lord isnt totally dogshit anymore
The "hyperadapated raveners" being a five-man leader unit that can attach to regular raveners is a really weird way to implement things
And thank goodness that finally gave admech robots the army rule
Robots stay winning
Nope
Is Grandpa lion any less hostile than he was back in 30k?
Quite some buffs/changes to the psychophage. It now buffs AP instead of gives 6+++ and it has a much better melee profile. The funniest part is that it gets the smoke keyword now
lol at the admech chicken walkers going down in points again
I think he's more measured, but I suspect he's generally just as reserved and suspicious of others
I do believe he's slowed down in his old age tho

since when did accursed cultists not regenerate models?
Codex
They got reworked into scouts
Might have been 10e in general?
I forget but it’s not new
i suppose thats more effective for an all melee unit
mustve been dex cause i was doing for fun lists pre dex
i was doing a knights list for the fiefdom
thought regenerating cultists would be great for sacrificing to the knights
alas, i just have some chaff infantry to throw at my foes
i do love the flavor for the iconoclast fiefdom
WDP was absolutely warranted I agree but the noise marines getting hit is brutal since we have no other shooting options. Lucius going up I can begrudgingly live with despite how cheap his loyalist contemporaries are. Fulgrim is still too expensive IMO
I do think carnival has gas. The transport detachment is table dependant. It works on GW tables but WTC tables are too restrictive for it. Personally I've found a lot of success with mercurial host but it's undeniable that coterie is a cut above the rest and now becoming the only way to get value out of your more expensive work horses
If GW considered noise marines a problem, then bumping the lord kakophonist up 15pts instead would limit how many buffed units would be tearing things up while letting base squads still feel fine to take
Bikes 5 points cheaper and all min size GSC units now only 2 points to resurrect
My list has 10 bikes you have to kill 50 bikes
Purestrain genestealer jailing units now fully worth rezzing I think
Kastelan Robots have the army rule as standard 🎉
And our units continue to drop in points...
11th Ironstriders wont bankrupt you for sure...
In 11th you actually get negative points for taking chicken walkers
They actually made them mandatory for the army too
Every legal army needs a warlord and 3 chicken walkers
How much are they now?
18*
So they're like 40 points for $60?
No they're 70 points
But they probably shouldn't be
Scorpius disintegrator just needs an invuln and it could be like 200 points
I'd have to double check the sheets but I'm almost certain it is the only model in the entire army without an invuln save
Maybe the leaders don't either but seriously
what makes the skorpius better than the dunecrawler? I generally feel like hte invuln and aura invuln are quite nice on the dunecrawler
Exactly. The 4+ invuln save makes the dune crawler outclass it in basically every way
The one thing it has over it is more guns
But that doesn't matter if it dies turn 1 to a couple lascannons
Why do the flying davinci skitarii have a 5+ invuln but the tank doesn't even have a 6+
Anyways as much as I'd like to continue complaining I still think Admech is in a good spot right now
as i understood it last i checked, the skorpius is generally considered the better pick was why i asked
Who told you that? Idk maybe in competitive lists but that feels like too much of a gamble. Like what you're just hoping the canon does well enough the one turn you can guarantee having it?
Huh, have they ever given a single model in a squad the character keyword before?
Every TSons psyker has it I believe, just about every command unit in Space Marines & Guard
Relatively common when the sergeant is like, actually important rules model
Huh, interesting. Wait, so can you snipe out TSon psykers then?
Yep, thats the main counterplay
Or you get to be GSC in Host and say ‘lol lmao my benefictus unit now shoots its 50+ attacks on 3s”
so usually characters that join a nit give that that unit the characterkeyword right?
do the tsons sorcerer that comes wit hthe rubrics have the character keyword?
Only the attached character, you can't kill the sesrgent equivalent
No
ok yeah i think that was teh core of the question
I think the only time this happens is like IG officer squads?
doesn't every model in the command squad have character?
No, apparently
But also the one that is a character is the only officer that lets you give orders
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Yeah, the Hyperadapated Raveners give only the prime the Character keyword and I've never seen it before
Do Dark Angels like the watchers?
Or were they tolerating them just cause you couldnt kill them?
The big thing is that someone who is marked is marked for the all army now right
yup
also no negative for targeting non spotted armies
also not all the army perse
all teh army except observer units
CK army rule leaked too
It's neat but not ideal at least without seeing the rest of the codex
The one-character-in-a-unit I remember are Guard command squads (and Gaunt's Ghosts), SM command squads, and CSM dark commune
Tau and Votann I think might have them too for HQs that have drone buddies
Oh wait forgot Tau drones aren't shootable
Drones aren't units, they're tokens
But Brôkhyr and Grimnyr have that sitch
maybe the chaos cult leader unit too?
Helldivers eat Bile Titans for breakfast.
HIerophants eats guardmen regiments for breakfast
What are they?
You know, stoves, ovens, grills, open flames, that sort of thing
(I also wanna know)
They're on reddit but it's index, dark pacts sorta thing, big knights, small knights
Look at the terrain my friend painted. We're both new to the hobby side of stuff. I'm super impressed
His first time painting terrain I believe
That's what I'm saying. He just said quick and simple. Like brother, take pride in your creations lol
Man, the unfortunate thing about Tau is that I find it someone difficult to think of a grimdark style that actually fits without slapping a bunch of skulls onto the base
Kinda, but the knights damage themselves on failed leadership
Faceless enforcers of the state can be pretty grimdark without needing skulls
I find tau work best as a reminder that the grimdark is unnecessary
Which makes the grimdark elements even more grimdark in a paradoxical way
i feel like tau are kind of plenty grimdark? Like yes, living in the Tau empire will afford you better quality of living; but also they a hierarchal imperial colonial state that does not value you as an individual and dogmatically enforces its ideology not just through volunteer evangelizing, but through re-education camps and disappearing people
And farsight is a military junta focused around the cult of personality celebrating their immortal leader while surrounded on all sides by forces seeking to destroy them, disconnected from the technological progress of the empire
I don't imagine that's what many Tau fans enjoy about the Tau though
They probably like the hope of good aspect most
I like the hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3mPHPwcwqY I feel like the best way to get a Grimdark Tau on a visual level is lots of battle damage and oil washes. Weathering is a core component of the "grimdark" style.
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sure, but those are elements of the tau that are there, have been there since like the beginning
You as like a thing as a whole but like some parts more and not like other parts
For me, the Tau embody genuine progress with that hint of grimdark that tells me, "they belong in this universe."
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It's just that when someone says they can't see the Tau being grim or dark, it bears reminding that those elements are already a part of them to be engaged with. I get being more engaged by some elements than others, but that doesn't make those elements not exist, if that makes sense
It's one thing to be all about tau because big robot, its another to say "tau has too much big robot, I can't imagine them having auxiliaries or infantry"
The grim dark aspect still exists of Tau are altruistic, the idea that emperor had plans to make humanity great and failed and now imperium is a stagnated nation and failed dream. Tau being the we see their errors and will do better and have a chance to do is eventually but for now many will suffer is grim dark
The good suffering through no fault of their own because the rest of the universe is worse aspect I think is still fitting however you see Tau
I like the T'au because well...big robots. But also because they remind me most about the aspects of humanity that I especially like. They're hopeful and they work together under one banner for a goal that is the betterment of their species. They're naive and they are experiencing the horrors of the universe and realizing just how small they are, but most just keep on keeping on
From my view
The Tau are the most human
for me i like the tau for a myriad of reasons, I enjoy the suface level hopeful, naive, explorers of the 40k univers, but I also really like the undercurrent of really dark shadow government stuff. They have a clean exterior, but there's plenty of clues as to how deep the rabbit hole goes with them.
I think also, Tau in the 40k universe are hopeful, they are not, however, good. I think its a common mistake made with them by both their biggest critics and their most fervent fans
And to be clear, Tau are my main faction, this is coming from a fan for as long as ive known about warhammer
I completely agree
I think a lot of casual observers just don't see the elements of the tau that clue in to their less savory elements. Which is how you get people claiming they're too brighthope for the setting
The Tau aren't THE good guys. But they are a good guy in comparison
which i think is nonsense
They're the only faction I'd like to be under
If I were born in an Imperial world. I'm just fuckin dead
Eldari....maybe. But my cool wizard powers are limited because Slaanesh and you bet I'm gonna be casting fireball every chance I get regardless of consequences
i doubt id like to be under the tau all that much to be honest, I'd just like it better than most imperial worlds. Though there are absolutely imperial worlds where you can live good, high quality lives grow old and die without ever interacting with the horrors™️
I don't think anyone here could live under any faction if we were put there exactly how we are right this instant
Except me
I'm built different
Also a key aspect, you could call Tau good but not every Tau is good, there are definitely ones in higher positions with their own motives.
And like many of their clients races have societies that are not good and they have to make complex decisions to keep cliend races from conflicting violently
Obviously nobody is perfect. But the Tau are prolly the best bet to just living a normal peaceful life where you just work and do whatever to survive and you're not scrounging for food or nothing
I mostly gravitated towards Tau because they are EXACTLY how I run empires in stellaris
somethng id add to the tau grimdark list is they Cyberpunk'd Puretide. Straight up Arasaka Soulkiller'd the guy
even tried to map his engram on top of existing commanders, to not amazing results
I think theres an interesting complexity to trying to be the moral police of the race when say a certain client race might think slavery is morally correct conflicting with others with very different morality. Someone has to budge and no action will be perfect to everyone, you just have to pick ones thats overalll better better for Tau the collective
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Ngl. I love playing Tau because I love playing stellaris
I do like fiction where trying to be better doesnt mean everything you do is good, or every action betters you. Its moreso of a long term goal with setbacks and being better is to take those setbacks and choose to be better still instead of bitter.
I completely agree
Tau have a super problem of, its whatever an author believes the most
I'm a hopeful and optimistic person, but that doesn't mean that progress is without its tragedy and consequences
They swing so hard on morality depending on edition and current writers
say a certain client race might think slavery is morally correct
Those fucking regressive Gue'vesa
Progress only comes because of a need to improve. But that need to improve can often conflict with other peoples beliefs and values. The prospect of progress can often be blinding enough for people to throw caution to the wind and not think twice
"Just dont consume the dead in front of us"
The Tau are so blinded and fanatic about progress that they destroy other people's culture and progress of their society because of a selfish belief that their beliefs are the only one that matters
Its not slavery, its just patriotism enforced by the faithful /s
No no you have a moral duty to slave for the Emperor
The servitors were aware of this beforehand
That doesn't stop just because the Emperor can support the greater good
You still gotta work bitch
I wanna see more stuff with Imperial converts for the Tau
Cause they have such a weird mindset haha
You guys are discussing it as though it were a choice. You heretics! Serving the God Emperor shouldn't even be a question! It's your duty!
look you got two options. Greater good Emperor, or 4 armed Emperor
Just for saying this, I will, in fact, be executed because I have acknowledged what you're talking about instead of just executing you. My bad😔
Id want to read it, like the humans act like expats and are like yes this is nicer than imperium but why is everyone here a commie? Tf are these lazy xenos who probably cant work 14 hours a day
Three. I choose the silly guy in the webway who acts like the Joker if he listened to too much Blink 182
also saying the emeperor had a sword, a claw, and a shield. Coincidence? I think not. compelling evidence of the four armed Emperor
And the Tau are like, you are so broken in ways you dont understand and blind to your trauma
I must go. Into the webway I go to be a silly guy (Im heading home)
you can't punish imperials with work camps because they get sad if they slow down
Tau leaders: Why are you making the new humans work 16 hours a day?!
Locals: Well they started crying when we said they cant work 20 hours a day and we agreed on 16.
We also tried some positive reinforcement and words of affirmation and they tried attacking us
Fine. You get a TWO minute break. Ungrateful fools. We feed you your friends who died on the factory floor and this is how you repay our kindness and generosity to at least recycle them😒
Cremation isnt efficient. Uses .2% more power
Y’know, the march of technology must be wild for Earth Caste
Because like they’ve been bred (and genetweaked?) for millennia for being big strong manual laborers, but I’d expect basically most of the manual labor to have been automated by now
So you have a guy built to lift a fridge sitting around at a control console
And on some planets you have a bunch of Gue’vesa civilians about who haven’t had years of schooling in factory automation or whatever so they’re taking a chunk of what’s left of manual labor stuff
Many a imperium hive worlds need the big guy manual labor, time for an exchange program /s
Is it still the case fire caste is the military and dont want any other caste butting in.
"Look, if you want them trained in the details of drone operation you first gotta help them unlearn this thing they call 'tech-heresy'"
"Also you cant just call everyone xenos, each one of the races have a name with many ethnic subdivisions."
For any regular imperium citizen to choose to join Tau, its probably the biggest culture shock to exist.
Id see maybe like tech priests that arent dark mechanicum levels of chaos worship bad but wnat to invent something that isnt based on an STC
Honestly "chaos moderates" is like the most underexplored thing in 40k
There's some hints of it in Black Crusade (the RPG)
look you gotta venerate the four passions some but I just go cheer at gladatorial matches and make to forget to take the trash out every couple of weeks
I dont know ifs much of a thing but like chaos as in very much into warp but not the big 4 chaos gods, just moreso "neutral" entities from the princes. Like Eldar had many gods and there are other warp entities/deity during/before war in heaven kind changed the warp a ton
Id called those Chaos Moderate
Love immaterium, hates daemon princes
I meant more like just people who aren't that hardcore about following the old 4 but not that intensely
nods. Fortis, Mutabilis, Almis, and Perfectum
iron warriors my beloved
Oh yeah they are kinda like that
I've always seen IW as at the extreme end of what I call "Chaos Pragmatism"
They take what they need from chaos 
The gods, their servants and their boons are all a means to an end
Nothing more, nothing less
Incorrect, it's cool as fuck
The Iron Warriors kinda replace fealty to chaos with being like, really neurotic and mean in their own way
It's cool
Iron Within was a cool WH+ vignette
Chaos pragmatism feels more fun in fantasy where they’re actual demons you can deal with and not ‘heads I win tails you lose’ where all positive emotions also just feed the same big 4 in the same way the negative stuff does
The way the warp is written its just fundamentally Cope
But I do love a Loser, nobody malds like Iron Warriors
Holding up the plasma coil so it doesn’t snag on anything is very funny
tripping on your plasma power cable is always embrassing
Holy shit I got an amazing deal...
I'm just moving the boxes to my car and there's definitely more omfg , I'm so happy
Not even done...more boxes...
Ooooooo
Damn thats so much paint
This is the time you get a 3d printer to make things to paint to practice for warhammer minis
This was an amazing deal
Plus, I'm happy to take them off the hands of the person I'm buying them from. It was their husbands stuff and I'm more than happy to continue the story and history of his paint supplies
Cause let's be real. There's a bit of a story to the brushes we use
There's another box in the other seat
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50...dollars
This man sells a mean sump kebab
That’s from the mtg set right
yeah it's some land card
Im going down yet another darktide youtube binge
I learned laser sight squigs are a thing
targeting squigs!
Where they just shove a laser sight into one of the squig's many eyes and put it on the gun and the laser just goes where the squig decides to look but it gives orks mad sniper skills
I also learned orks will install windows or punch holes in ship hulls so they can literally do a drive by against another ship. Space driveby is so ridiculous but funny
Old lore orks kinder and more reasonable than most inquisitors
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Chaos votann would hit hard
They have been hinting at bringing back the Chaos Dorfs i think
Itd be cooler if they finished making votann first before making another space dwarf faction with 10 units
moisturized. Hydrated. In my element. Flourishing
Oh, so, to be clear: When we're talking Chaos Dorfs, i was was literally talking about the Hashut worshiping dwarfs in AoS/The Old World
fantasy and AoS have more than just the 4 chaos gods right?
skaven and chaos dwarves have their own?
5 major chaos gods, da big rat got into the pantheon
“Minor Chaos Gods” are a lot more of a thing
Horned Rat managed to upgrade himself to Great Horned Rat with the advent of Age of Sigmar, though it's heavily implied that if Slaneesh breaks free, the other three would gleefully turf him.
Hashut currently isnt active in AoS lore other than having a Warcry warband (Horns of Hashut) - biut there's a lot of lore refrences to Chaos Dorfies being active, having their forge cities etc.
Hashut is not big league chaos god, but he's not exactly small leagues either - he seems to be some sort of Chaos entity/demon that either came into existance on it's own, or broke free from one of the gods, then managed to bootstrap himself a religion off the Chaos Dorfs and has grown in power as a result
slaneesh breaking free?
is it trapped?
The elves got his ass
Slanesh went into a food coma
Wentinto a food coma from eating elves, three of the sruvivntg elves proceed to shove himherit int oa big ol no-place and they;'re trapped
and break a bunch of the elfy souls out
of course, Moraathi just had to Do Some Shit, so slaneesh is slowly breaking free
Trapped her in the eclipse of infinite light and infinite dark
Bound in chains that could hold down Khorne, etc
Slaanesh is the most beautiful of all the Chaos Gods. He is known by many titles as the Dark Prince, the God of Excess and Lord of Pleasure. He himself is currently lost, his throne standing empty, as his minions anguish and the other powers of Chaos rejoice.[1a]
Can you still play slaanesh in aos?

Yep!
the elves deserved that win if im being honest, even if momentarily
It just gives your army a more complex set of emotions and motivation than most chaos armies
You've got we're going to free the dark prnce, I'm the new dark prince, and "I need all the mirrors, and also, we're killing troggoths"
Sigvalad's a massive dick
Great Gatherer is a chaos god of thieves and cut throats worshipped by an evil thieves guild who wears crow feathers(faction is in one of the smaller scale skirmishy war games for AoS)
Belakor isn’t a chaos god but acts like one
Slaanesh had a kid to try to escape called Newborn that latter split into twin gods(playable on tabletop!)
The Speaker In Stone, a chaos gods which is worshipped by an order of warrior masons and builds evil Jade pillars all over in an attempt to break it out of prison. Buddies with Tzeentch, might just be Tzeench demon who outgrew his master.
There is also, for extremely minor chaos gods. Like “brought up in one line type guys”
Necoho: who appears to be some sort of god of doubt
There is a bunch of guys all claiming to be gods for the beast men, at this point I don’t believe them
Also special shoutout to the Gods who are part of Grand Allegiance chaos, but are not chaos gods
They just decided to uh, side with chaos
Coiling Ones are serpentine animal gods who also have their own minor faction like Great Gather and Speaker In Stone
And The Ever Raging Flame is one of the elemental gods from the winds of magic that Sigmar and Nagash cast down from their thrones, survived and now is buddying up with chaos
Has a faction, and also mentioned in the rpg
A couple other old elemental-gods have wanted to join chaos, the skaven almost recruited one but the Lumineth went destiny 2 on that shit
ReKilling Iron Demiurge before he ever left his tomb-prison
One of the things that makes AoS very cool as a setting in my books at least it's that is high fantasy
Why a big emphasis on the Fantasy
Shit gets bonkers and there's a lot of genuinely batshit in good ways stuff in there
I’m a really big fan of the post-titanomachy chaos sympathizers
I hope they get more love at some point but you can’t really put them in the main wargame except as like “here is a unit for slaves to darkness who worships one”
Who are those? The ones you mentioned earlier or ?
Ones I mentioned earlier but there are a lot of these guys that Sigmar, Nagash and Gorkmamorka killed or imprisoned back in the day
Who might not be too fond of the other grand allegiances
Shoutout King Of 100000 constellations or whatever his name is, who was a god who singlehandedly enslaved the mortal inhabitants of heaven until Sigmar woke up
Their cultists do shit like “eat magical stones like their fucking skaven and turn into elementals”
Ahhh
That's fun
I freely admit a lot of my lore knowledge is drawn from 1d6chan, tvtropes etc, so it may have holes.
Ima be real this is a situation of me reading the rpg and getting obsessed with an obscure corner of the lore
Which is “gods who are part of chaos besides the big 4”
I’m honestly not sure what to read for aos lore
I have the broad strokes from the rule book
I guess I gotta read some of the novels haha
Soulbound, the AoS rpg gives a lot more lore details
In depth breakdowns of all the realms and factions
Their currency is a liquid, which is neat
I've heard Reynolds is good, but he's stopped writing for black library. Mike Brooks does incredible 40k novels, and I think he's got some AoS stuff? Reddit can probably help
As a person who enjoys chaos knights and imperial knights, I have to say leaks are making me quite sad
oh nooo
Court of the blind king fucks
all the gortrek stuff is good
Soul wars is also good
Reddit discussing HR in space Marines, leading to this beautiful line
"To be honest, if the Emperor had done his 2 week mandatory sensitivity coaching we wouldn't be in this fix."
I hope this is good
I want this to be good so bad
This has potential yeah
Loud stomping up hallway WHATS THIS? Someone in another channel made a meme about splitfiring is it true

Is it worth getting those models back out chat
Seems mildly weird to have Cool and Leadership be different stats
speaking of splitfire
I'M SO HAPPY THAT T'AU CAN FUCKING SPLITFIRE NOW YIPPEEEEEEE
Also our army rule is now easier to keep track I believe
Cause by the sounds of it, you select units to be the observers before shooting takes place
Also, one thing I found out- completely unrelated to data slate. Is that, T'au are fantastic at scoring secondaries
It would be nice if they made factions with more than 10 units
Somethings stay the same
it wasnt that they couldnt it was that they were punished for doing it if they used their faction rule
what was spotting
the way it used to work was you use 1 unit ot spot a guy for another unit; when that unit shoots at the spotted guy, they get +1 BS, but if they shot anything else? -1BS
now it works like if a dude spots an enemy, any tau unit that isn't spotting gets +1 BS against that guy, no negatives for not shooting that guy
meaning tau can splitfire at their normal BS while still being good at shooting the spotted dude
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Bigger.
It got imprisoned….and then Morathi -sighs- Morathi being Morathi shot herself in the foot and screwed over everyone else by making Slaanesh’s eventual release very likely.
Always the correct impulse
Everyone hates to see a girlboss winning

Morathi is part gigantic snake monster and part hot lady which means she is always justified in what she does 
(to actually explain, she created a portal into Slaanesh's stomach and ate the souls of the Phoenix Kings in order to complete her ascension into godhood)
(this worked, but she hesitated before eating her husband which let him split her in two causing her to become two bodies with a shared soul)
Oh no
would the avatar of khaine models be as lit though
There's no Avatar of Khaine in AoS!
There's no Khaine!
He dead!
He Just Dead!!!
It's like 120 points and still unplayable lol
I highly recommend the Cado Ezechiar novels or the last Volari for death shenanigans. Godeater's Son or Darkoath for good chaos rep
They could. But -1 to BS was well...BS
thats a lil lame
Idk how much more I'll be spending on my Tau army, but that change to their army rule is making it REAAALLY enticing to get a stormsurge
I'll prolly drop a thousand 😭😭😭
https://pastebin.com/LYKNuZQh big waaagh feels kinda bad to build in but i still love it even if its a Bad Soup
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at least i have my orky soup i love them
Everything getting cheaper makes me wonder abt big waagh
Especially if you do the krag n piggies
Thoughts on this for an 750 points agents crusade force as a starting point?
You need a way to hurt a vehicle
Which is a real struggle in imperial agents
You could give your agents meltas, or swap in a immolator + BSS
What detachment is this?
Are you set on those Grey Knights?
Is there something better to attach a terminator Inquisitor to?
Deathwatch with hammers swing into tanks harder
Are you set on the termie inquisitor?
I think its pretty neat and the paycannon gives it better firepower than a base inqusitor
I think the termites can punch a vehicle to death at 750
They come with hammerhand don't they?
Wounding on 5s and relying on lethal otherwise is pretty rough as your only way to kill vehicles
Hsmmerhand is just lethal on charge
120 points for agents+Chimera
190 points for Grey knights
200 points for sisters+immolators
280 points for DW+blackstar
Yeah but at 750 if the opponent is bringing a lot of vehicles, you're gonna outscore or out position them most likely
Also using Grenade and chimera tank shocks can supplement
You can do DW in rhino for less
All you really need to do is face roll the chimera intimate the enemy vehicles for two rounds
Aye but the firepower of the blackstar i like more than just the atubber of the rhino
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