#Warhammer and Such
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Deeply cursed
Are ogres cool dudes? 
depends on who you're asking

they're, traditionally, the epitome of a schoolyard bully
big, strong, greedy, and will use their size and strength to take whatever they want
p much
Theyre just hangry
At least we have Ogryns
The ostensible counterpoint is also that they’re currently the chillest of the destruction factions even with the Maw being the only bit of their narrative that carried over to AoS, basically amounting to ‘mercs that need prodigious amounts of food but will happily clap daemons for you’
Cities of Sigmar got multiple ogres that aren’t actually any different than mawtribes guys
I see 
So they are like mean...but you can still reason with them then
Since they can work as mercs in Sigmar cities
They also are just fully part of cities of sigmar
Just like the city elves n dwarves etc
I watched the Ogre trailer for TWIII so many times I developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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Funnily enough they were the ultimate race for the old ones but before they could make a food source for the ogres the cataclysm happened
I am on team Ogors Are Cool Dudes
Ogors like a fight, and they like food.
And there's the ones who are fully a part of the Cities of Sigmar, yeah.
They're certainly cooler than some dudes, but not particularly as cool as other dudes
I would respect and ogor, but I would not expect them to be my friend or really have any loyalty to me whatsoever
Though there are Ogors who understand the concept of loyalty and can get on board with the idea.
But at the end of the day, you can wind up on the food end of the spectrum for them, and it's important to remember that.
No joke it is lmao
This is $700. The warlord is $1,900 without arms, shoulder weapons, or head.
yeah
Both are the same height.
also its a cool as heck toy
Wait it's Warlord sized?
I thought it was closer to the Warhound last time I saw it come up.
Which is also a 700 dollar "model"
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Is like... ogors aren't discriminatory, they aren't trying to corrupt your soul nor do they see you as irrelevant to the Great Plan
But they will also crush your skull and eat your body because they feel like it and they're bigger than you
They just have no grand ambition, generally, rather they just want to eat and do whatever they feel like in the moment
But they will generally also do mercenary work for folks that can afford them
Which is inspiring thoughts of Landknecht inspired ogors...
I think that's just cannon, man eaters love incorporating aspects of the places they were mercenaries. Totally could see a few of those running around who spent a lot of time in the empire
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Yeah, I'm excited for their "guards" and "townspeople" release in the near future.
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So that’s straight up what Maneaters are supposed to be IIRC—oh I’m a dumbass somebody beat me to that lol
Ironguts are clooooser to ogre janissaries but. Similar
Eisenhorn trilogy done, onto Ravenor
I've always seen ogres as somehow more reasonable Orcs in terms of diplomacy.
they have other much more clear drives than gittin into a gud krump.
That said maybe i should read one of the warhammer fantasy books for once 
Thoughts? Likes? Dislikes?
You could bribe an ogre with a buffet. Good luck bribing an orc
You can also bribe Ogors with treasure
they ARE more reasonable than orks, because orks desire a good fight most, and they know that being unreasonable could get them that fight too.
Ogors can be bribed because theyare greedy, and that means there are some known vectors
Ogors being a form of reasonable is why they have Gnoblars
Chat im gonna be fighting Blood Angels in a 2k point battle tomorrow and im terrified
Genius
I shall just eat his minis
blood angels, if they're playing big jetpacks
require sacrifices
so that you can fall back and obliterate them
with bullets
or have melee specialists with a lot of toughness
they do lots of damage but many of their units are super fragile
What are you playing?
Don't forget just give him things to charge or he will wander off and choose to charge things you don't want him to
Firestorm (Salamanders)
Fights first go brrt
could i take two CSM squads with las cannons, shove em in a rhino and use it like a worse predator?
Im not good with chaos
BUT
That sounds funny as fuck
"WE DONT HAVE THE NEWEST TECH BUT WE SURE AS HELL KNOW HOW TO IMPROVISE"
yeah im running a list thats all CSM in rhinos and a landraider with some havocs and raptors around, having shooting deck 2 i think means i could split the 10 man squad into teams of 2 for the las cannons and shoot em out the rolled down windows
It's a worse predator until you get out and do objectives
True
a worse predator but filled with a basketball courts worth of giant sweaty psychos with chainsaws
It’s a give and take
Firing deck doesn't let you split squads iirc
That's a specific ability on small transports
Firing deck is just how many dudes can shoot out of it.
Stuff like venoms or immolators have the specific text that lets you split a squad
It's such a weird way to do it, even though I get why
is it?
isnt atlas just talking about taking two squads
if they were splitting squads there wouldnt be two lascannons
i think so. like they stopped you taking msu battle sisters and dominions and then if you take an immolator you effectively get to anyway
i do think its interesting in some ways but thats mostly cause it is kinda weird
Yeah "you can't organize your troops this way unless you take small transports for them" is weird
i think it makes sense more in that it standardizes the unit size in general; from a list building perspective. Much like tau firewarriors always being a 10 man unit
and the special exception to split them into smaller groups is a special interaction rather than a norm
which means it doesn't disrupt the basic part of list building
especially considering unit selection limitations with battleline and otherwise
I was thinking something like combat teams would make more conceptual sense
But yeah, I understand why they did it
What’d you think?
I didn’t really like the first ravenor book which is also the only one of them I read
Pulpy isn’t the right word but it felt a bit like it was written with one hand at some points
I did like cementing the fact inquisitors have like a million sidekicks who are all bizarre and cool in their own way
WHF orcs actually can be bribed
There's a lot of ink about how a lot of merchants in the world's edge mountains just bribe orcs to get through
i think they do merc work some regularity too
Pretty good, can see why people recommended it
what's been happening with the lore for that meme to be a thing? 
i ask cause i dont really get the meme
warhammer fans are being warhammer fans about a percieved change to the way Aeldari Wraithbone works
Yeah
Wraithbone was a very unique part of Eldar lore, where trained eldar would sing warp energy into physical matter to make everything they use. The most recent codex now says it's actually just a unique mix of metallurgy that the technique makes it look like it's growing.
wow that's lame
They made it boring then 
It's a shame, one of my favorite parts of the fabius Bile books was him messing with wraithbone and eventually setting up a wraithbone garden where noise marine singing helps it grow.
Let me guess
The wraithbone substance from which each craftworld is wrought is a composite material formed from various compounds, ores and minerals; it is as much grown as it is forged.
Is the actual lore text that people are upset about
oh.
The noise marine wasnt there willingly
(It’s also not a change)
yeah, it does say grown right there.
Some of the controversy also comes from the change being perceived as a reason for the Votann and Eldar to hate each other
It’s been kind of ambiguous how physical wraithbone was for a while with some examples of each it’s just that it’s been too long since the femstodes thing and there’s a depletion of outrage in the Twitter 40K fandom diet
The singing part isn't even gone it's just that it doesn't 100% pop out of the warp from nowhere
ie they both both want the minerals and people think it’s a cop out reason
Did you really need a lore change for them to hate each other?
All the eldar need to mess with someone is a seer thinking is necessary
It’s also not necessarily even a retcon if wraithguard and infinity circuits aren’t made the same way
Which tbh having a physical basis makes sense given that a sister of silence walking into the room doesn't dissappear a wraith construct
Tbf this also doesn’t happen with various other warp enemy constructs
Meant to write “energy” but given this includes daemons I’ll let it ride
Also, can't it pop out of the warp and also have a particular metallurgical composition?
that's actually be really funny if sisters of silence just fall through craftworlds
Tbh it's a ridiculous lore blurb to get as buttmad as 40k reddit is about this
it is, but 40k reddit gets buttmad about everything
they're constantly waiting for the next thing to be outraged about
I was reading the codex the other day and there's a whole paragraph where they just refer to khaine using she/her pronouns and that made me laugh
i just wanna see what the funny robot daemon is up too, i dont much care about the rest
Gender fluid icon
oh shit they passed up woke!Khaine for wraithbone?
what is online outrage coming to these days
It's a clear typo but it's funny
They're also talking about morai heg or whoever in the same sentence so they just used she for both
yeah i just kind of expect the subset of "no girls allowed" warhammer fans to be on a hair trigger
that made me think of a space marine in a cardboard box fort with no girls allowed written on it
Meanwhile Lilith apparently left the Ynnari and no one gives a shit
hi Voy 
despite that being an actual huge change that affects a faction
whatd she leave to go do?
who's lilith? 
Did she? I read what I thought was that blurb and don’t remember it
Leilith
The funny powerful naked lady
i believe shes in the running for, lore wise, for being in the top 5 or top 3 one on one duelists in all of 40k
she regularly fights the most dangerous examples from every faction and wins with normal knives and never gets hit
on the tabletop, she gets blasted to smithereens given half a chance
much like any super special character
500pt leilith with a 2++ invuln please
she a big time battle junkie
primrchs.......
i still have to get into warhammer fantasy
knowing there's a end of the world thingy at the end makes it feel a tad depressing tho 
that's exactly why i was thinking of getting into it and getting a bit away from 40k
Just ignore end times
ok 
It's the only thing I can do to keep my blood pressure reasonable
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I've heard some people worry this might mean like some really out there space marines will attempt to coopt like a shittier wraithbone by learning the recipe and doing some psyker stuff, which honestly I think would be really funny
Seems more like a radical Inquisitor sort of plan
I would love to see like a eldar ranger jumping a inquisitor to go "eeewwww grosss" before stabbing them
There's a couple reboots, and the end times stuff is basically super lame, for the lack of a better term, just don't really look into it that much
I like AOS a lot for the cool models and characters
Fantasy is cool too
I have to build my flesh eater courts at some point
just a bunch of kooky ghouls playing dressup
Kill team players, I'm not good at parsing the Spacemarines on sight, Which team uses old style spacemarines and not the new Primaris marines?
I think the scout squad are firstborn?
The Phobos strike team is primaris I'm pretty sure
None of the current KTs use firstborn models except I guess Scouts, but they have an upgrade kit
Scouts it is then, Tyty
People are going bonkers extrapolations off of one sentence

Yeah, that sounds like some insane 4chan style leaks
People need something to be mad at - the answer is, just don't care
Also arguably the Primaris ones could still use Firstborn models in most cases
I'm betting on Hanlon's razor here, they just didn't check what the other authors said about it. But! There was a thing in a Fabius Bile story where he got some Noise Marines to experiment with wraithbone. So don't rule it out
I suppose I would ask why make the distinction if they look the same to you?
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There's always a use for maidmarines
I can't see the picture rn but most maid marines are primaris
At least in the art
There isn't actually a rules distinction anymore
Some unit types are associated with one or the other but Primaris isn't a game mechanic
Yeah Theja, your maids don't have to be firstborn
I clicked through and they look like primaris. They've got the newer boltguns weird boltguns with old frames and the new magazines so I don't even know any more
This was already done, by Fabius Bile haha
Using noise marine instruments in a mockery of the Eldar method
Ah see, I really am bad at parsing the difference.
Yeah but like what if the posterboy space marines used them so they can win more, the horror 😱 /s
no wait, that's definitely an mk X helmet. Got to be primaris, use them as the Angels of Death kill team
tyty
Yo Nekona Maid Primarch
If no one else got me I know NUFFLE got me.
I gotta find someone with a resin printer
You can just use firstborn for AoD no one’s gonna hit you with a bat
yall think if i bring a tigershark i should bring mass burst cannons, ion cannons, or bring the rails
mass burst seems fun
I probably wouldn't bring a tiger shark
oh yeah well obviously
But if you do, ions probably
building a combined arms list using the aux cadre, and i feel like a proper combined arms list would have air power
if i had access to a hover flier id bring that
but i do not
if irun the burst cannons, i can burp out 32 str 6 ap2 shots pretty readily
true
originally i was bringing a stormsurge, but a stormsurge AND a tiger shark take up too much list real estate
makes it harder to bring all the lil dudes
stormsurge and a tiger shark*
fliers are just in a sorry state rn
oh yeah, they have very few benefits
there's one that's creeping at the edge of meta but that's about it
I COULD bring some razorsharks/sunsharks to check my flier box
but i feel like the tigershark is one of the few that poops out enough shooting to be a threat
to make up for having 0 map control
325 points yeah
gonna have to do a lot to pull its weight
but i feel as though the sunshark and razorshark just ont accomplish anything
if im meming, the AX10 tigershark is 10 points cheaper for generally being worse with its one big railgun
str 26 is actually really funny though
you know, i guess if i AM obligating myself to a flyer, i might as well meme a bit
12 dmg str 26 twin linked
i think the normal tiger shark is costed higher because its flat out more effective
but im super sure ill face at least a couple titanic units in the league
this is where im at
my other go at it
i like the aux cadre rules making it so i can shelter my rampagers for a turn while they get into charge range
is 3 land raiders too many?
No.
Not a huge fan of the Angron but I loooooove Lotara
Hell yess
Oh hell yeah, Lotara!
never knew I wanted a boarding action force of world eater auxilia till now
Didn’t she die in 30k?
I guess I gotta commit to painting up some Eaters
||She ends up fused into the Conqueror, half machine spirit, half ghost, she's still about in 40k||
I hate dark eldar i hate dark eldar i hate dark eldar
I am cross-posting this from the rogue trader thread because this is amazing
Wyches, my beloved
Lmaooo, is that a good outcome or a bad one?
The three choices are:
- Paperwork, see above
- Try to have her killed, which fails, she goes on a rampage, and then she leaves and gives you some xenotech for the good time
- Ignore her, in which case the plays around for a while longer before getting bored and leaving, and you learn that she was way more popular than the administrator prior to her
(In my particular case ignoring her was the best choice)
"commits unthinkable atrocities but is good at governing" would make her better than most 40k administrations, who generally only do the first part
this rules so hard.
I lost the game and it stung. I dont know why, i just didnt feel any joy after it.
I just feel unhappy
anything about the game in particular or just losing?
Stomps are rough, whats the matchup?
Firestorm Space Marines vs Dark Eldar (2000pts)
Oh God yeah
Deldar well played into someone unprepared feels like garbage to play against
You can't catch them
Constant frustration
She also has the nails? Im not surprised but i didnt know the regular humans were also made to use em
Thought it was just a thing the world eaters astartes did to feel closer to their dad
I think she just had dreads
Lotara is already about as close to a World Eater as a captain can get
True 
Getting a hair style to match some one is well known
Wow this looks cool
I’m probably not gonna get it but it’s pretty
So I had no clue that for the Imperium to get around in the Warp they needed like, super Psykers called Navigators, and they're a big deal with noble houses.
Navigators are technically not psykers but they are mutants
they're effectively so important because without them, the imperium collapses
they enjoy a great deal of privelege because of that
they're still otherwise met with fear, disgust, and suspicion, but they're effectively untouchable to the common person
Navigators are the hypocrisy of the Imperium on full display, because there is no way to deny they're mutants
Without them, the Imperium just is no longer a presence at all
Their third eye also kills people
to be fair, its technically what's reflected in the third eye that kills people
i do believe the original inspiration for the navigators were the Navigator's Guild from Dune, who were extreme mutants from imbibing spice
im gonna be playing against I think dark angels or Tsons as SW, i think ima bring my triple land raider build
it's a bludgeon of a list
my precious cargo is mostly blood claws
but blood claws can punch up pretty ok if I go saga of the beast slayer
Put in on the pile with the others
Just finished reading Angron, the Red Angel. Pretty gud book, I appreciate that Angron is kind of just a thing that happens to people, rather than a coherent figure
They got my ass, I now want to buy the 40k Angron model even though I don't collect World Eaters
Hmm, ya know it could be a pretty fun project to customise a World Eaters praetor and then make a 40k version of him...
WE don't have a custom Praetor model, do they?
New game
oh i thought you meant we might get a chimken for rogue trader
+1 large lad
building this was wild with most of my experience being mid-2000s kits
I remember the absolute gymnastics and rubberbanding I had to do to get a space marine land speeder to hold together while glue dried because the pieces just didn't want to come together and yet this guy's torso is what, 3-4 pieces?
insane
now I just need some primer-friendly weather
Notably this isn't strictly necessary for short-range jumps
Most human vessels just do those
It just takes a lot longer to go any significant distance
Combat patrols for knights
the combat patrols are just two of the small knights right?
The all-infantry combat patrols against two knights seems hilarious
Yeah
It'd be kind of cool tech if they had strats your opponent could use to help damage or otherwise deal with them
They are pretty big and tough but they are also a 24 wound KT
Which I think is low
Fuck, combat patrol not kill team haha
A 24 wound KT would be pure ass lol
man I never would've called it but I think I'm committing to biel tan as a craftworld because of Lore
and I love their thorny vine motifs ngl
like they're THE aspect warrior and avatar of khaine craftworld, and if I want to branch off into ynnari stuff they came from biel-tan too
I think if I ever was gonna play eldar I'd paint iyanden for myself, but Biel-Tan is just straightforward good colors and motif
plus an excuse to buy incubi, I don't want to full blown play deldar but those models are GOOD
incubi did almost solely convince me to play deldar, same brainrot
The Secret Aspect
scorpions 2
imagining a future where I actually build and paint minis and have mirrored craftworld/ynnari forces in contrasting but thematically tied paintjobs and man
I want to be that person
already committed to painting my avatar all shin godzilla-y so it'll be a dark red/purple/black centerpiece in a green army, which means my future yncarne gets to be green
at least the energy bits
has anyone cracked the code on a white paint that's actually good yet, or are they all still kind of chalky and shitty
Pro Acryl titanium white is really good
hell yeah picking that up asap
I have my sort of impulse buy two thin coats wave 3 I kickstarted to build off but it's definitely got some holes in the range for fundamentals
bottles are nice though, love that there's an agitator down in there
I think Pro Acryl has those as well
Yeah Yvraine Ynnari Incubi death stars are really menacing
and she revives dudes every turn jfc
yvraine went from a list tax to really fucking scary looks like
like index yvraine wasn't bad but she wasn't this
oh she did revive minis before, she just gets d3+1 now instead of d3
still
Yeah her new rule is really helpful for her
She always had a decent flamethrower and sword though
and she can be attached to incubi, kabalites, wyches now instead of just guardians, other guardians, third kind of guardians, or harlequins
yeah once I've got the backbone of this craftworld list down I'm going for yvraine, visarch, incubi lol
comes off like a similar deathstar to wraithguard+spiritseer but fast
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I honestly still believe that requiring a certain named hero in a detachment is a narrative failure
Also various corsairs
But Corsairs aren’t great for a bodyguard imo
broadly I might agree with you but the ynnari are a specific splinter faction/coalition that isn't on the same scale as most other factions
yeah corsairs are just guardian #3 tbh
you at least get a choice of one of two req'd hero units tho
The old Yvraine deathstar was clowns I think
Traditionally, but that’s mostly because Incubi weren’t an option
yeah that was the best option of the list, they didn't hate a 5+ fnp
what is strange is that the visarch isn't one of the options to lead a ynnari army solo
but I'll live
puts Abbadon in the Fabius bile detachment
Dogwalker Abaddon was the funniest one of those imo
(Chaos Knight list with Abaddon and a pile of War Dogs)
You cannot convince me that the Ynarri are so small that Yvraine (or the Yncarne) are personally involved in every combat action.
idk it just doesn't bother me in this specific case
They don't have a non-named Ynnari leader unfortunately
could've been like, any autarch or farseer etc like craftworlders but they went the other way this time
did they loose access to bringing drukhari?
no, they actually got stats for the units they can bring printed right into the eldar codex
listed as like, ynnari incubi, ynnari wyches, etc
ynnari are basically
must take yvraine or yncarne, can't take phoenix lords or avatar of khaine, get some deldar units
Oh, they could have definitely done ynnarri <eldar or dark eldar HQ> then
always could've, didn't, is what it is
Yvraine with clowns was pretty spooky tho
probably a thing of the past now tho, like you can take clowns in the ynnari detachment but they don't benefit from shit
and she's gone from a feel no pain buff to rerolls on wound rolls so honestly the swap over to incubi makes sense, inherently sturdier unit that absolutely loves the damage bump
Clowns not getting a benefit is unfortunate. Maybe Cegorach was getting jealous
The clown detachment ability giving you change through enemy models is very weird
Oh is it out out?
Oh huh, there's datasheets for Ynnari versions of Drukhari units in the book
That sounds cool
After imperium maledictum my faith in the "novel ruleset" is pretty low
Rock bottom even
In an attempt to be fast and "lite" it basically just makes the dm do 3 times the work
Most applicability in combat
oof, i have it but i havent really dug into it
Yeah, interesting ideas but it definitely isn't going to scratch a dark heresy 3.0 itch
Or much of any itch as far as I can tell
It worked pretty well for me
Oh its perfectly serviceable I just couldn't find a reason to go back and run any more of it
A solid game for 6 to 8 months
Sounds like it's gonna be more like soulbound
Oh is that also a D10 system?
Yeah
I'm hesitantly excited but I hope they don't herohammer it too much
I am deeply skeptical given their jank attempt to make a universal rulebook system that tried to adhoc merge Only War/Dark heresy/Black Crusade/Deathwatch all in one
that sounds like a bad idea 
The Wrath & Glory is a series of books about RPG game in the Warhammer 40k universe after opening of the Great Rift.
yeaah...
hey so how would one go about making a list for imperial guard digitally given that currently all the repository stuff seems to be out of date
The second edition of W&G is a lot better. Though they kind of memory holed the first edition by bit even calling the new one second edition lol
Updating an ancient conversion.
I guess it's eating him and but the man chest bursting out
He's eating him, yeah.
That's some pretty good greenstuff work
A very old chaos giant from...15? years ago.
I am... not very good at sculpting so I'm a bit jealous, ha
Hah. I'm not sure I'd do this again because it took soooooo goddamn long but I was happy enough with it this long after to go "yeah I don't have to do much to this."
It's always great when past you did hard work, ha
My original Beast of Chaos army was mostly minotaurs so when the plastic giant kit came out I was like "heeeeeeeeeey I got this old metal mino head..."
I'm surprised you didn't fully strip the old paint off first
That was as much of the old paint as I could get off it.
I'm gonna prime it black anyway so it'll cover everything up no problem. Not too concerned there.
Originally it had a whip from the LotR Balrog kit and while that looked cool, that whip is as long as the giant is tall and that made things very annoying.
It's too late now, but with metal models, you use pure acetone and it should strip literally all the paint off without damaging the model
Oh I'm aware, I just didn't want to yank off the metal parts and have to reglue it all.
I think I'm finally getting good at airbrushing
Without needing to clean it for a while after
Oh, have you been doing detail work with it?
Not a lot yet it's my substitute for spray cans and such as well since the weather for those is never good
But I can jam it up just fine basecoating haha
Ironblaster being in the spearhead is kinda funny
Subassembly necessary to get a decent paintjob is diabolical
I aint even done decking out the wagon 🫠
so im learning 3 land raiders is very potent
Are you remembering to tank shock?
havent needed to use yet, they've been eviscerating with their guns
their precious cargo were angry blood claws
I've used my airbrush for some smoother transitions for highlighting relatively large, smooth areas (like tentacles or zoanthroape tails) without too much issue. I also used it for OSL without missing too badly (but I need to not be lazy and finish it with manual brush highlighting).
If you remember to block the overspray, large areas where you can either go past or start in the middle and then "feel" your way around are pretty easy. I'm in awe of the people who can do small areas and know precisely where the paint will land without leading
I also really like it for using washes to do shadows as a last step
Oh I'll keep that in mind
Hmm, think we’ll proxy Mark VI tactical marines for most of our space wolves army to be honest. At least when it comes to all the grey hunters
Just slap some appropriately wolfy 3D printed parts on and call it a day
mk4 armor is relatively easy to find on ebay too.
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Tracklist:
01 Dominus Pugnae (Lord of Battle)
02 Saltatio Damnatibus (Waltz of the Damned)
03 Iter in Inferos (March into Hell)
04 Rebus Mortis Felix Mortis
05 Ultramarines Chant
06 Liturgia
07 Dies Irae
08 Ictus Toream
09 Chao...
Learning a lot from the comments here
so my army is largely disintegrated by round 3 BUT my land raiders are untouched
my wolf guard got buried under boyz
orks is made for fighting and winning
i have a big scor advantage cause of tactical
but they have one massive boys unit ready still in it's transport
Game over by round 4 by concession, in a strong shooting and fight phase I had obliterated his forces in the center and even with a remaining kill rig he had no way to come out on top
All 3 of my raiders were pretty much in prestine condition
They are so good, especially against orks who lack good tools to kill them at range
Loosely it was
3x Land Raiders
2x 10 blood claws
1x 10 Wolf guard
1x Scouts
3x 5 Grey Hunters
1x 5 intercessors
1x Ragnar
1x Chaplain
1x Librarian
2x Wolf Guard Pack Leader
Vs
2x Kill Rig
1x Gargantuan squiggoth
2x 20 beast snagga boys
1x 15 boys
1x 6 squighog boys
1x beast boss on squigasaur
1x warboss
I think the gargantuan squiggoth was just not a good pick for the face off
12 lascannon shots on demand made short work of it before it could really get to grips
Only thing better is a spartan and thats just a double land raider!
Conceivably I could have run a flamer variant but 6 lascannons was all my AT
Well ranged AT
And their guns were firing unobstructed for every turn
Every round*
I do think I want to try retooling the list to use 3 of the space wolf flying bricks
Stormwolves
silly but insane theory
Leman russ left the chapter to have his spirit divided into ever leman russ tank ever
every*
Russ comes back as a wulfen
Would be a little cool, but I'm not a big space wolves guy so idk
as a big sw fan, i would not hate it if leman came back monstrous somehow. I suspect that wont be the case
Narratively, I do think Leman should be changed if he comes back
though i think its likely inevitable that he does
I'd be fine if he could turn into a wulfen like the archetypical werewolf, but that'd mean two models and I don't want to give GW that idea.
It's like, Lion got old, Roboute is unchanged because he's been in stasis since his moment of near death
About the only ones who shouldn't be old by now are:
- Vulkan: he's a perpetual, they don't really age
- Corax: he's turned into more of a warp creature than primarch so I don't think age really uh...matters lmao
- Khan: He got lost in the webway, and that has weird temporal elements to it; it's possible that if he wasn't taken by the Deldar that he hasn't meaningfully aged, but that's something of a stretch.
- Sanguinius: Technically dead! But his body has survived and hasn't rotted away one bit despite not being in stasis, so I'm making that count for arbitrary reasons.
Alpharius/Omegaon is a big ol' ??? on if either one of them actually died and if they've survived 10,000 years. If they have they're probably taking advantage of the temporal nonsense of the warp to not really age.
I mean, leman also rode off to the warp, he could also not have aged or have aged a huge amount
I mean I guess we don't know that for sure
he went off to the Eye of Terror but who knows if he actually made it there.
Dorn, if alive, may also be in the eye of terror and might have ??? Age
Leman went into the Eye and comes out ten thousand years later right away
Exist it right into the debris of Cadia like:
Would he even know what cadia is? Like was cadia a big enough thing by M33 or whenever he disappeared.
Probably going by the furthest real-space path like going upriver into a harbor
Gotta navigate, yo
At the end of the Horus Heresy Cadia was a lifeless rock
Yeah I assumed it wasn’t “re-discovered” yet at this point
No it was blown by cyclonic torpedo at some point during the heresy
Warp creature corax would go so hard
Ohhh
Or like imperial daemon or whatever they call it
Or scoured at least
"Hey, there was a planet here."
"What's Horus' whelp doing here?"
The original population worshipped chaos and Lorgar met with them
That’s why they have purple eyes right? It’s a minor chaos mutation?
Yes AIUI
Ye
Huh, I didn't know the Imperium had the terraforming tech to restore a lifeless planet
Though I guess it's a lot easier if most of the atmosphere remains intact?
Lemen being spat out into the asteroid field that is Cadia but not knowing the significance of it would be funny though
Cawl novel?
As it is in that novel or could be a novel?
I guess they just waiting a few millennia and the moss grew back or something
I don’t think it was a super “complete” attack
Interestingly both the original and current cadians have violet eyes
I forgot that Sanguinius's body was still intact
Actually I think it’s just a thing that happens due to living right next to the eye of terror
in universe conspiracy theory where you think the extirminatus of cadia was falsified and the cadians are actually all descended from chaos worshippers who convinced Lorgar to join them
(Aside from being like impaled several times and cruicified post-mortem)
either they’re converts (and good
warriors of chaosborn imperial soldiers) or they’re FAKING it
The OGs were faking it but millennia later their descendants have known nothing else
Fuck I didn't even think about Al and/or Om. I'm kinda imagining him as an aged spy master on some planet
Has he grown a big mustache of scheming
You fool, they clearly have a goatee of scheming
The prime facial hair of scheming!
Of course, you're right
The world was too strategically important to glass and then slowly restore!
Extra unhinged version: Blowing up Cadia was an inside job because people were being too close to the truth!
Though, a world that has a bunch of sealed off lower areas because it's proof that it used to be filled with chaos worshippers would be a neat scenario
is the warp a thing in fantasy?
Or the chaos gods have a different named thingy there?
The realm of chaos is the sort of equivalent
But it’s not quite the same because people don’t FTL through it
Though it’s also the source of magic
That was my next questiom
so the wizards there interact with it to cast spells?
did the old ones ftl through it
It's also not colocated with the physical world right? You have to go to the edges or whatever to get there?
We don’t know but it’s plausible
The warp was chill back then
mm
I think so yeah it’s like another dimension which connects at the poles
or wait i think aos answers this
I guess they are technically the same setting. But they aren't really the same setting
cause the realmspheres are based on the winds of magic but 'space' itself is a different thing
I mean fantasy is canon to aos
even if the opposite isn't necessarily true but like
yeah
How much did blowing up the world change the cosmology?
?
my point is basically that aos makes a distinction between calm unaligned 'warp' and chaotic magic 'warp'
Are the realmspheres in AoS finite in size?
Oh yeah I think that’s broadly the same between them
Ah, ok that checks out
there's a barrier at its limit but idk if there's like
a finite space to reach the barrier type thing
Yeah there’s like finite size habitable areas before things get Really Weird
but several factions travel the aetheric void. notably the slann who just took off in their spaceships
as their end times survival method
(reminds me of Exalted's Creation)
I know I'm late but a leman russ werewolf ala special giant albino wulfen would be pretty cool
And the SW have to hunt and lock him down every time
You might say "wouldn't that be just a loyalist angron from the crusade? " yes
I wish Wulfen had better models.
The original metal ones in 3e were actually pretty cool in a subdued sort of way. Then they decided they needed to be prancin' about on tactical rocks and just, I dunno it looks goofy and not in a fun way.
How new are the current ones?
2016
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Miniatures:_Space_Wolves Lexicanum has an almost exhaustive list of models released per year.
Gallery of miniatures for the Space Wolves faction.
For Heresy-era miniatures, see Miniatures (Loyalists)
the [FW] tag indicates a ForgeWorld resin miniature.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/6/66/WulfenMini.jpg Like I said, 3e ones are pretty neat.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/f/f0/WulfenSquad.jpg These, though...
They should be more wolf like
Oh, probably still a bunch of years left in them unfortunately
Probably, though a Leman Russ who's also a giant wulfen would probably include a refresh of those.
It is kind of funny they are doing the jump infantry pose with no jet packs
YMCA dance.
Someone who is better than me at kitbashing should make that
I've seen people kitbash them with primaris and they look way better as a result.
I like those poses a lot more
The big thing imo is ditching the wolf-feet. Having arms and head, maybe torso too, look wolf-like works fine and still gives a feral look to them--they're more "wolf-man" than werewolf, which is what I imagine wulfen to be.
What's stopping me from hot dropping a Taunar supremacy armor
Nothing, and you should do it for laughs.
it's more walking on from off screen
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Do it and make someone shit themselves in raw fury and fear.
Like you can put stormsurge in strategic reserves in a 2000 pt game anyway
if the rules allow it and you think it'll be funny, go for it :3
did the old ones leave the galaxy? or did they get wiped out before they could?
in fantasy they just left right? 
Just finished my first game as aspect host on the new codex
Lost 83-65 against guard that were cavalry heavy but also slammed a shadowsword
Fuegan solo'd it but died from deadly demise after already getting back up once to finish it off
The 40k it's because of warp fauna (not daemons, those didn't exist yet really) called enslavers
The old ones died out
The Enslavers had their most profound impact on the galaxy in a catastrophic event known as the "Enslaver Plague" that occurred some 60 million standard years before the present. As a result of the tactics employed in the War in Heaven that was fought between the Old Ones, their allied psychic servant races and the Necrons, the Immaterium became greatly destabilised. This resulted in a sudden rush of Enslavers into the physical universe through the living gateways provided by the minds of the Aeldari and the other psychic servant species of the Old Ones.
It's what made the Necrons go "Fuck it, we'll sleep."
the best loyalist designs are the ones you cant tell if their loyalists
Yeah. The enslavers were going whole hog on the incredibly psychic old ones and like any predators that suddenly have an excess amount of food, population explosion.
Dead link sorry
😮
And some more by Kitto
Knife handsss
kitto does such good admech
Which 40k faction is the most... Skaven-ey?
I'm thinking either Orks or Tyranids
Astra Militarum
- horde army with disposable units
- whacky guns and oodles of them
ratogres- little guys
- gas bombs
- friendly fire enabled
Tyranids are actually the lizardmen of 40k
We’d also have to say astra militarum or GSC
Case in point
GSC is the most skaven-y by far I think
GSC just needs a consistent way to blow themselves up and then it’ll be a 1-1
You know, I was so wrapped up in the IG being Cities of Sigmar that I didn't consider this angle
GSC is also super Skaveny yeah, and they also have a subterranean angle
- disposable shitcan infantry that respawn
- shockingly good ranged firepower from cobbled together sources
- weird big monster man secretly running the show
- tons of flanking and sneaky stuff
abominantsrat ogres
I'm convinced
There’s even an online precedent
Cheesestealer cults!
mechanics or aesthetics
mechanics it's GSC and sometimes admech
aesthetics it's Orkz and Admech
I see 
Yeah AdMech has a surprising amount of thematic overlap
Digging around in the dirt, messing with tech they only somewhat understand, grafting cybernetics to themselves, and shooting radiation-powered jezails at enemies
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That's just an unfortunate issue with miniatures sometimes. Especially GW stuff over the past decade and some change.
Idk I feel like the big models especially they could’ve done something. Given they’re already converting them
True.
I could understand not wanting to mess with the old big flesh hound thing but the mutaliths at least
Probably matters less when theyre not lined up together
I also feel a lot is forgiven when you have a fully-painted army all laid out.
finally, brain eaters primaris lieutenant
my money is on plastic ogre kingdom butcher
the dream would be some destruction aligned ogre-eating halflings
Could be krulboyz as well
wwthats an interesting Flesh Tearer's primaris lieutenant
I mean technically all marines would eat a brain since they can get information from them.
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I...honestly don't know why I never thought of this, hah.
Alright we’ve finished the ravenor trilogy and can’t find the bequin books online (at least, not the first one)
So we’ve elected to read Gaunt’s ghosts
we’re really managing to hit up all the Dan Abnett novels huh?
Ghosts is really good
Dan Abnett is is kind of prolific in the warhammer fiction space. His writing style seems to be polarizing for fans and if you liked one example you'll probably like his other works in the universe
Gaunt has the power of making roughly 30% of a book really good
I just can't look past Ibrahim "imperium winning the wars with a super weapon is bad" Gaunt
Ibrahm "Imperium winning the wars with a super-forbidden abominable intelligence superweapon that's been visibly and obviously corrupted by chaos is bad" Gaunt, more like. 😛
while we know that they are chaos tainted men of iron i dont think he knows that, his particular objection is that the imperium would use them for like doing imperium things
I mean they were also visibly chaos corrupted
i think you're getting a bit hung up on it
Men of Iron are still vilified by the Imperium, even without corruption ala Chaose
and it's a misremembering of the events anyway - Gaunt's objection is specifically that worlds upon worlds will die if it's not destroyed, not that the Imperium will use it as a tool of conquest
based on the information that the soothsayer gave him 20 years ago, and I mean, he would have done it anyway based on the whole Chaos thing, tbh
and if they didn't obey orders
God firestorm is tough to use. Might swap to stormlance but it doesnt fully fit the vibe of my space marines (yes, i changed them AGAIN)
Behold
Moo Deng the hippo actually
Yeah it’s a joke that Moo Deng is a bloodthirsty demon
Well, “joke,” we see how she gnaws on her keepers
Yeah it's not much of a joke knowing how many people die to hippos each year.
Hippos will fuck you up
Yeah, hippos have a lot of interface with humans, are territorial, and are made of blubber and muscle able to sink your small boat on a whim
to be fair that's mostly the sort of hippos you get in africa
cos safari-goers don't know to fear hippos
they deserve the respect and fear that we show to sharks
I think part of it is aalso that Moo Deng often seems stressed out in her interactions with her keepers
Oh, no, they mostly hurt/kill people who do work on rivers, not safari-goers
Mostly since they are the people in contact with them most often
Giv hippo themed space marine chapter
i kinda wish i could play grand cathay in aos tabletop lol
Closest you can get to Cathay in any GW game is Warmaster.
I heard rumor of them developing the faction for old world
Oh it's 100% coming, that's cathayan cliffs
Probably could use them as CoS when they finally release
They were meant to then they got like cancelled and now theyre being teased again
Rollercoaster
My gut feeling is that the cancel/uncancel is due to some weird infighting between the TOW and AoS team on who gets to claim the model sales.
I think its cause old world went from a reboot to a revival to a successful revival which can now actually sustain the beginning of a reboot
Possibly.
God. High elves may actually get me buying Old World
The scene in my neck of the woods is the most thoroughly chuddy segment so I’ve been kinda loathe to look at it
Peel off the non-chuddy members and deny the chuds anyone else to play other than themselves.
They tend to die on the vine when that happens.
Anyone here play GSC since the Cult Ambush changes? They seem really interesting
Looking to cobble together a Brood Brothers Auxilia or Final Day list
Oh, random fact I just learnt: Crimson Hunter is the title for the pilots (who are aspect warriors). The jet is a Nightshade Interceptor
yeah that one threw me
I waaaant to
Host of Ascension - Index detach, sneaky shit that buffs units coming in from reinforcements
Xenocreed Congregation - Infantry spam with a character focus, but specifically Magi, Primi, and Acolyte Iconwards
Biosanctic Broodsurge - focuses on the most alien strains, Abominants/Purestrain stealers
Outlander Claw - Focuses on the vehicles/mounted units in the faction
Brood Brothers Auxilia - Astral Militarum 50% allied detach, encourages close range AM units that help set up GSC ones for better shooting with the ability
Final Day - Tyranid vanguard invaders 50% allied detach, the nids consume GSC models to heal and GSC gain bonuses to hit vs. models near them
Huh neat
I wanna try list building for those, I favor outlander but final day seems cool too
okay that last one rules
also I cannot read "outlander" without hearing that line from Children of the Corn
Final Day is extremely cool yeah
It's the last remnants of a genestealer cult being hollowed out by the hive mind and used as cannon fodder in the opening stages of an invasion
Every Genestealer Cultist wishes to witness the Star Children’s arrival and ascend to join them in blessed oneness. They believe this will be a transcendent experience, a sublime reward for their devotion. The reality is altogether more hideous. As the Tyranids approach through the void, the utterly alien Hive Mind assimilates the more nuanced Broodmind of the cult. Many faithful die from psionic shock. Others are freed from Tyranid mind control only to go mad with horror as the truth is revealed. The rest become short-lived puppets for the first waves of Tyranid vanguard organisms descending on their world. Exerting its will to make them fight harder and move faster, the Hive Mind swiftly burns out these surviving faithful, harvesting each flicker of bioenergy to reinvigorate its more valuable Tyranid organisms.
dope
I get the option to have some GSC decide this was always a bad idea (the answer to "why would 'nids and GSC fight," like all "why would X and Y fight" questions in 40K, should never be "they wouldn't") but I've always really preferred them being entirely on board with it
there was a moment from... I think it was the Eternals comics, back in like the 00s, where the bad guys are trying to awaken the evil dark guy & the hero is just trying to go "but you'll all die too!"
& the head bad guy just goes "of course. Is there really nothing you would be willing to die for? I pity you if that's true."
I've been in a crusade
I like it, more consistent even though the fact that the blips are pretty useless
Y’know we’d be tempted to test-build a Tanith inspired army if only new recruit had the updated Astra Militarum rules
would be fun to do a tanith list with the recon element and gaunts ghosts
dont know what units id use tho
i dont remember them having a lot of auxiliaries or armor
They have some consolidated elements I think
But yeah pretty much just like
Counts as catachan infantry and sentinels i guess
Proxy for engineers would probably be good
Just fluffing the better armour as even better camouflage
Field ordnance battery maybe?
Sly marbo because gaunts ghosts themselves dont get the benefits of recon element lmao
Elysians not reprinted in the new legends doc :(
Must be so tiresome copy and pasteing units into a digital file…
The ultimate curse of we don't sell it we don't stat it
bring normal snipers or rifleman and use ratling stats also
Theyve already statted it though
but i guess they also dont get recon
Which I am willing to give credit for
could bring a themed vindicare
They just removed it from the file that costs them pennies to host
kasrkin might be neat too, since they have a sniper could just use alternative models that look more tanithy
Yeah
More scout units too
And like, veteran self sufficiency
Idk why wahapedia feels the need to delete units when gw does though, rather than yknow. Serving as a mirror for when gw drops the ball
could just do what they do with legends and fw and give them a little icon so you know they're not in play anymore
Not like anyone who plays with legends is gonna care it was only in the legends index
Yeah
Me explaining to my boyfriend Why i like bloodletters on bloodbeasts and with bloodthirsters blood altar without sounding like i'm having a stroke
Nailed the style, spot on
If by nailed, you mean "pretty much just traced with some alterations" then thank you, yes, hahahha
I played a game of Space Hulk 4e yesterday.
Its a fun game!
My terminators lost the game due to poor positioning and I was swarmed by genestealers.
nice!
Is that the current edition? I've liked playing the copy I have
what did you bring?
...AND SO TO EACH LEGION ITS GREAT FUNCTION AND PURPOSE, THAT TOGETHER THEY WILL CLEAVE TOGETHER THE SCATTERED WORLDS OF MAN, ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN.
"And exactly what function and purpose, my lord, calls for the prettyboy vampires?"
MAL I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO LET ME HAVE THIS
Ready to be repainted.
Slapped on some shields here and there, a banner as a loincloth, and bulked up the shoulder area.
I had a Flamer, Chainfist, Assault Cannon, Sergeant, 2 Normal
Was badab war the one with the lamenters and mantis lads?
Among others, yeah
Right 
I have a different question now
Vraks started with like a priest gaining a lot of power right? When exactly did they switch to chaos?
Slightly unclear
Oooh, I can actually answer this in detail. I have IA vols. 5 & 6 on the desk
Cardinal Xaphan takes over the top ecclesiastical role for the Scarus sector upon the death of his predecessor and decides to make a tour of his new diocese
A cardinal is a big deal, his retinue is huge, and this tour quickly develops into a sort of a pilgrimage of the faithful
Right 
While you’re at it - why Vraks?
Hehe Cyan also curious 
Military depot planet
that question was directed at you Skully, I think
Xaphan is touring and seeing the fanatical devotion he inspires in these thousands of pilgrims just by Being There,
To elaborate why did he wind up bunkered down on Vraks when the exciting part happened
This is a function of imperial culture and not through any particular charisma on his part; his mere presence on your planet is a sort of Faith Made Flesh and I’m sure his giant retinue with all the demand for food and fuel and luxury goods and parchment and wax and incense has a remarkable effect on your local economy as well,
Anyways our good cardinal is really struck by the apparent power he wields over The People just by being there, thinking “man I could do a lot of the emperor’s will out here at the head of an army of the faithful”
And he’s got a vaguely sinister advisor who’s whispering this kind of thing in his ear, Deacon Mamon
And you gotta watch out, because building an army of the faithful is unambiguously Against the Law on account of that whole “Age of Apostasy” thing
And the inquisitors will wet you up old style if they catch you doing that sort of thing
So it’s straight up X-Files Trust No One and Xaphan & Co decide to set up shop on Vraks
@floral herald was the question directed at me?
It’s under his purview, it’s already a future stop on his tour of the diocese, and it just happens to be an armory world and also a major pilgrimage site with a basilica (ie. official residence for yr boy)
No
Ah, that’s what I was missing I forgot it was a pilgrimage site
So of course it’s cool for him to set up shop there, the whole planet is dedicated to St. Leonis the Blind and naturally the pilgrimage would end up these
Total coincidence that this is also a pre-staged strong point where you could hole up and arm your growing Army of the Faithful if you’re into that kind of thing
And from what we know it seems like he was into that 
So things develop in a predictable manner: the Ordo Hereticus identifies him as A Problem and taps him for assassination
But, the assassin fails to close the deal— Xaphan survives, and this is the perfect pretense for his regime to depose whatever legitimate authority remains on Vraks
Right
by then he takes power, but at that point they still see themselves as devoted to the emperor right?
You could still reasonably slice this as a “civil war” at this point
Xaphan is pretty much secluded with his inner circle all the time at this point; they’re paranoid and mad with power but that’s also a pretty normal state of affairs for legitimate authority in the Imperium
The only distinction is that They really are out to get him and in a huge way; they’re drawing up a massive invasion of Vraks on the strength of his heresy being “ecclesiastical authority raising an army and making a power play in the Scarus sector”
Right 
He’s already off the wagon a bit; his cadre of elite troops are swearing an oath to him personally, and he’s released all the psykers being held for the next black ship and declared that these are ‘his children’
Doing what he’s been doing appears to have opened him up to some kind of malign influence but it is not super explicit in the text yet
Anyways this is the situation on the ground when the 88th Siege Army lands unopposed on the far side of Vraks
Arent the black ships part of thr tithe?
I imagine that pisses off the imperium even more if so
All tithing is out the window by that point and likely nobody off-planet knows that he’s done it because Vraks cut all contact with the wider Imperium following the assassination attempt,
But yeah, that’s both extremely against policy and also kinda actively dangerous to everybody involved
Skip a bit,
Eight years into the siege, an Alpha Legion warband under one Lord Arkos lands on Vraks disguised as loyalists (chapter not named in the text)
They pass through Imperial lines under pretense and present themselves to the defenders on the same terms; we’ve come to the aid of the faithful
Fricking alpha legion 
i imagine that is when they start opening themselves to chaos corruption
It’s all downhill from there
They’re running the show behind the scenes, Xaphan is a puppet locked in the basilica,
It’s one of those things that happens slowly and then all at once
The ruinous powers are not unmasked on Vraks until the siege has already been underway for a decade
right....
So it took a while before they started marking themselves with chaos symbols and etc
And it’s mentioned in the text that the rebel troops probably have no idea why they’re painting eight-pointed stars on everything, at first
Would the Cardinal steer us wrong? Must be fine
Oooooh so they didnt even know what they meant
It’s not like Joe Laborer who turns big rocks into little rocks for a living and eats corpse starch would know what that shape means
Fair fair
Both general and specific knowledge of what the ruinous powers are and do is highly controlled information in Imperial society at large
Less so now what with the citrix maladictum in the sky
Whatever tf that is
Funny space thing
My encyclopaedic knowledge of 40k fluff is permanently frozen circa ~2012 and I will not learn new things about the setting
No disk space available

Yeah it’s so silly it makes all of space 2d
attn. James Workshop:
"Deacon Mamon" wow I wonder if he's a bad guy i love 40k so much
"I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
40K writers be like "none would have questioned the loyalty of their most devoted rising star, Malevolous Iturnt Raytor."
"Oh no the puppy kickers turned to chaos? If only there was a sign!"
I really love when they flip that on it's head though. Like there's really not a difference which side they are on besides how many spikes they have.
We never saw the betrayal coming from Planetary Governor Baksta Abbur, truly.
But was truly shocking was that his advisor Neechans Pie was the true mastermind
Night Lords, Flesh Tearers, Marines Malevolent...
grima wyrmtongue has an illustrious career in advising and I will brook no aspersions against him
Hey! The flesh tearers are loyal sons of sanguinius
who's chapter who got banished because they kept getting accused of going renegade but nobody could tell if they were Chaos Marines who fought a lot of xenos or loyalist BA successors who did more than the usual amount of teamkilling?
I love the marines malevolent so much
yes! Knights of Blood
I lied, I have room in my heart for exactly one new(ish) piece of fluff: the Marines Malevolent being exactly the roided-out jackboot thug asshole space marines from RT brought back to life in current year
As for what happens next.
By the time the Siege Army hits the last big defensive line, Xaphan and Co. are completely off the rails thanks to Mamon and Arkos's influence, so he uses all those Psykers he let out to basically set up a big "GLORY TO THE GODS HERE" beacon.
Which, Chaos being Chaos and the Warp being the Warp, not only attracts various warbands, but also throws them out of Eyespace basically right on top of Vraks
So by then, he's fully and openly Chaotic
And then is when the Imperial Navy token force that's basically been told "Here, blockade this planet that has no naval forces" realize they have multiple chaos fleets incoming, and when the army that was preparing for a costly, but predictable war of attrition starts getting Chaos Marines and Titans dropped on them
Shit Goes Down
And by the end of it, Xaphan himself is a Chaos Spawn and Mamon has pleased Nurgle so much with the sheer scale of death and calamity he's orchestrated that he becomes a Daemon Prince.
ahhh, good for him
First book is very unclear when exactly things go full Chaos
But by book two when you have actual Khorne Berserkers and Plague Marines hitting the ground, nah
And it's also very explicit that the warbands that showed up as 'reinforcements' do not give a single shit about the actual Vraksian Renegades and whatever cause they may have. They are explicitly there to kill people and cause problems, because doing so honors Khorne/Nurgle
one of my favorite details about Badab War is that it's never clear when things (specifically Huron) go Chaos.
It could have happened at literally any point between "in the backstory" and "after he got melta'd"
I choose to believe it was after because it'd be really, really funny for Huron to still be screaming "FUCK YOUR TAXES" even as he's being turned into The Incredible Melting Man.
I think it was after.
The "We have nothing left, so let's burn it all down" point
Got a game of ogors into Seraphon, Slann + reinforced kroxigor and reinforced aggradons. I got World Eaters Disease and lost for it
Instead of brain there is turn 1 charge
I think playing a lil more cautiously just so I can slam dunk every unit into combat at once is the play even if it means some shooting damage unless its like. Skaven
I also think Huron was getting into that sort of spiral where it's already gone to shit but he's just convinced there's something he can do to come out on top.
Like "okay I didn't get my Founding but if I can get the Maelstrom Sector the same kind of deal Ultrimar has I can make this work (especially if I fudge the 'thousand Marines' rule for a bit)"
"okay they're fighting it in court but as long as I get this done while it's still working through the system I can make this work"
"okay they ruled against me but I can keep appealing this in court and they need my taxes to keep fighting the case so as long as I can keep dragging this out I can make this work"
"we wiped out a treasure fleet they tried to run the Ring of Steel fuck okay fuck if I let the Inquisition see what I've been up to I'm fucked but if I can hold them off for a while and sue for peace I can make this work"
& it just keeps going and going until he's at "okay if i can just harvest enough enemy geneseed to offset my losses I can outlast them in attrition and they'll stop getting reinforcements and I can make this work
RIP Alan Bligh
the guy who made warhammer cool
hes responsible for a fuck load of how the horus heresy turned out iirc
yeah
yeah the problem with identifying when xaphan turns to chaos is the renegade pov pretty much ends when krieg shows up, unfortunately
Fighting a Dread Mob Ork army today chat i'm so doomed
take bring it down and hope
I have no true anti vehicle units aaaaa
Gonna have to rely on Immolation Protocols
is your list set?
Well yea
I dont have any proper anti vehicle units anyway
Its not
Its a humble game at a gamestore. 1k points. I just don't wanna make a new list as I dont have anti-tank marines to begin with
very fair
Grenades strat can do wonders since it's mortal wounds
Dread Mob Orks vs Firestorm Space Marines
its ok, bolters and flamers are better AT than lascannons tru story
no lie though i have found that for some reason storm bolters specifically chip wounds like no other when i fire them at vehicles
Mass fire tends to do that.
i had an illfated all dread list where wulfen dread storm bolters were tearing down armor better than their claws for a bit lol
apparently vindicators are in now?
competetively
cause of the +1 to wound on oath of moment
...AND SO TO EACH LEGION ITS GREAT FUNCTION AND PURPOSE, THAT TOGETHER THEY WILL CLEAVE TOGETHER THE SCATTERED WORLDS OF MAN, ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN.
"And exactly what function and purpose, my lord, calls for the prettyboy vampires?"
MAL I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO LET ME HAVE THIS
Black Templars army that actually represents a crusade that split off into their own chapter. Basically invert their whole gimmick by following an almost fairy-tale level of chivalry and benevolence. Call 'em the White Knights.
Keep getting into trouble with the Imperium for fighting against injustice but easy enough to manipulate that Inquisitors keep them around to sic on their rivals.
Chapter master has an eldar sword they insist was given to them by a saintess in a lake
Replace the helms with Brettonian ones to really sell the whole thing.
Or mk3s
:c
Game had to end early. Pretty sure the orks would have won but hey
Lmao real
They have been for awhile bc of their damage
Swingy but very versatile with high str and blast
i just remember the lancer being far more popular than the vindi for a long time
as being safer and a more reliable tank popper
Lancer is more reliable at that ye. Vindi does work though, elites, tanks, everything dies relatively reliably
Lancer's ostensibly more reliable but Vindicator is avg double the shots + blast for 15 extra points
Tourney tomorrow, every necrons player is there so I cannot borrow models to run HCL 😔```CanoptekCourt (1995 Points)
CHARACTERS
C’tan Shard of the Nightbringer (305 Points)
• 1x Gaze of death
• 1x Scythe of the Nightbringer
Illuminor Szeras (175 Points)
• Warlord
• 1x Eldritch Lance
• 1x Impaling legs
Imotekh the Stormlord (100 Points)
• 1x Gauntlet of Fire
• 1x Staff of the Destroyer
Plasmancer (60 Points)
• 1x Plasmic lance
Royal Warden (50 Points)
• 1x Close combat weapon
• 1x Relic gauss blaster
Technomancer (105 Points)
• 1x Staff of light
• Enhancements: Dimensional Sanctum
Technomancer (85 Points)
• 1x Staff of light
BATTLELINE
Immortals (150 Points)
• 10x Immortal
◦ 10x Close combat weapon
◦ 10x Tesla carbine
Immortals (70 Points)
• 5x Immortal
◦ 5x Close combat weapon
◦ 5x Tesla carbine
OTHER DATASHEETS
Canoptek Doomstalker (145 Points)
• 1x Doomsday blaster
• 1x Doomstalker limbs
• 1x Twin gauss flayer
Canoptek Doomstalker (145 Points)
• 1x Doomsday blaster
• 1x Doomstalker limbs
• 1x Twin gauss flayer
Canoptek Doomstalker (145 Points)
• 1x Doomsday blaster
• 1x Doomstalker limbs
• 1x Twin gauss flayer
Canoptek Wraiths (230 Points)
• 6x Canoptek Wraith
◦ 6x Vicious claws
Canoptek Wraiths (230 Points)
• 6x Canoptek Wraith
◦ 6x Vicious claws```
Current debate is ditching probably Imotekh to run Flayed Ones or finding a way to fit a triarch stalker so I have two infiltrator/scout move units to control objectives round 1 and turn on the matrix
Consider that the
With transdimensional displacement you can pop onto a point from advancing so long as no enemies 9" away
And also a scary thing suddenly in your opponent's face
Plus 11 wounds toughness 12, 4+ invulnerable 5+ feel no pain, take half damage is nothing to sneeze at
it is considered, though sourcing one for a tourney is a problem when we got 3 people running all theirs 😔
I like the triarch for the scout move and being 12 wounds of 4+ invuln and reanimation with a flamer and a melta
it doesn't really interact with CC at all but it can kinda just go brrr and deny cover for the doomstalkers to shoot whatever comes at it
Nightbringer's a little slow but I can count on it to just out and out win whatever fight it enters so if I only have one ctan I usually run that
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