#Warhammer and Such

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sour sequoia
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5+ sustained hits 2

wary cape
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@thin ibex You still up for some TTS 40k tomorrow?

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No worries if not

thin ibex
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Yeah, what time is good for you? I have DnD at <t:1738456200:t> but should be pretty much free before then

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Barring when I'm asleep

thin ibex
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1k points, Pariah Nexus missions?

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Got my list ready in think. Just need to load it into tts

mild glen
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Got a new Krootox Rider friend to paint in today

wary cape
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When is <t:1738508400:t> for you?

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I can do later, just getting a sense of the time difference for us

mild glen
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Considering trying to green stuff up a shoulder cloak for him. Thoughts?

thin ibex
wary cape
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For sure

thin ibex
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<t:1738517400:t>?

wary cape
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How about <t:1738522800:t>?

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If that works

thin ibex
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Yeah that definitely works

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I'll dm you tomorrow once we're closer to time

wary cape
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Nice

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Thanks for showing a newbie around

thin ibex
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Of course, though I'm not a seasoned vet myself 😛

sour sequoia
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Oooh rance whatcha playin

wary cape
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Imp Knights

thin ibex
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I'm trying to see if the majority of my irl tau collection will work. I expect a bit of a stomp, but we'll see if I can play the objective

rocky shale
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Picked up 1900 points of Aeldari and drukhari models for $70 at the game start Re swap meet today holy shit

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I didn't fully tally up the lot until now

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Needs some TLC for some of it but uhhhh my shame pile ouch

wary cape
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Nice

rocky shale
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3 raiders missing almost all weapons and the sails lmao

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That's gonna be an interesting repair

wary cape
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Trying to think of how to do a fun paint job for an Armiger

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I wonder if I could leave one leg just chrome metal with no colouring

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Make it look like it;s a replacement leg

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Or give it a war dog leg

rocky shale
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Heavy weathering is fun

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Or using random other armor bits from vehicles with like chain holding it on

topaz hinge
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Weathering my beloved

rocky shale
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Granted I have renegade war dogs not true armigers

runic swallow
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Or just lil bits of canvas

rocky shale
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I have an unassembled drukhari combat patrol which I think comes with spare sails

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So that might work

runic swallow
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Hopefully that’ll have some of the weapon mounts

pastel rampart
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MORDHEEEEIIIIIIM

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I'm tempted, ugh.

dense sedge
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picked up an achilles ridgerunner

floral herald
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Nice

topaz elk
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An interrogator doesn’t have all the authority of an actual inquisitor right?

floral herald
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They have less but it only matters in certain situations

topaz elk
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Would it put them below a rogue trader?

floral herald
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no

topaz elk
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I’m kinda wondering if Heinrix is actually my equal in this game

topaz elk
floral herald
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An interrogator is basically an understudy/agent for a specific Inquisitor and can use the authority of their master when acting on their schemes

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So they can't initiate stuff the same way and might be in trouble if they go "off book" compared with an inquisitor

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But if you're not on the same poorly defined "authority granted directly by the Emperor" level you're lower anyway so it probably doesn't matter

topaz elk
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Oh, what about Heinrix’s situation where he’s acting on orders from his master but is currently acting alone?

floral herald
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(I haven't actually played the Rogue Trader game so I don't know the specifics - some Rogue Traders have Inquisition-tier authority in their Warrants of Trade)

topaz elk
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Ah, well then I should probably explain

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Heinrix is an interrogator who’s inquisitorial master told me to escort to him

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And he’s joined my retinue to help me get him back to his master

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And I’m curious if he actually holds more authority then the rogue trader I play

floral herald
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It kinda depends on the specifics of the warrant but it's likely one of those uncomfortable situations where he's theoretically able to order you around but... he's on board your ship surrounded by your goons

topaz elk
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Yah true

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Big stick diplomacy tends to be the real answer in the imperium

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An inquisitor can have all the authority in the imperium they want

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If they’re alone and surrounded by people with guns they’re going to need to capitulate

floral herald
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Semi-relevant 40k quote

topaz elk
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That goes hard

runic swallow
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That’s incredibly Metal

floral herald
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Yeah it's one of my favorite 40k quotes I think

jagged dawn
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Picked up the rogue trader game, kinda making us consider an agents of the imperium list

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The only problem with that is AoI is fun in terms of like, theme

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Not in terms of actual being a good army

past sphinx
modest meadow
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Yeah, the theme is fun

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the gameplay is god awful

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it's basically 7-8th ed Inquisition (better off as Add-ons to other armies to give them things they lack -usually deny the witch-)
But now you have the insulting implication that they can be played solo xD

topaz elk
modest meadow
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||there are no fallen commander. There never were.||

topaz elk
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Or honestly astartes in general

modest meadow
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P much

topaz elk
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They’re indignant and full of secrets

past sphinx
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Unless your the astral lions

topaz elk
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And also some of the greatest armed forces in the imperium

past sphinx
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Then you get shot and thrown in a ditch for trying to use the suggestion box

topaz elk
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Who are the astral lions?

modest meadow
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exactly

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Imperial Fists Successor chapter

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they wound up pissing off the inquisition and getting purged

past sphinx
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Lotta ork sharpshooters in their operating area

modest meadow
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mainly because they sided with the space wolves in "Yeah no. we're not doing this"

topaz elk
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Oh they’re the ork sharpshooters guys

modest meadow
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Yeap, the last of the chapter is officially dead as they fought a rearguard action for their planet to protect the civilians

topaz elk
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Yah it’s only a sometimes thing for the inquisition really

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Sometimes you’re alone and outgunned and it’s better to cooperate

modest meadow
topaz elk
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Sometimes you have your full retinue and essentially a private army

modest meadow
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Honestly the inquisition has the reasonable and actually not likely to get corrupted members (Such as Amberly Vail)

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The Lunatic manchilds (Basically any asshole responsible for the war between the space wolves and Inquisition)

topaz elk
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Also did you mean the celestial lions?

modest meadow
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And the people who take "By Any Means" quite literally and use demonic magic

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Celestial Lions, Astral Lions, Tomato Tomatoe

topaz elk
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The only thing I could find for astral lions is a homebrew chapter

modest meadow
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but yeah in essence, the inquisition is home to either zealous manchildren

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Actually Reasonable inquisitors

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And People who snort warp dust and eventually become traitor heretics

soft willow
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I feel like the middle sort tend to become one of the other two eventually.

topaz elk
soft willow
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Who started as a reasonable inquisitor and now is a warp dust snorting traitor heretic.

floral herald
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Tbh there isn't really a "reasonable" Inquisitor - at a minimum they're mass murdering unaccountable secret police

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But there's degrees within the 40k level of reason haha

topaz elk
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Yah but some only mass murder when they think there’s no other option

soft willow
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Yeah I mean we're talking within the pool of mass murdering unaccountable secret police membership where you fall.

runic swallow
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Also, it’s so funny (and absolutely intentional) how Eisenhorn ||ends up being the exact kind of guy he was after in the first book ||

topaz elk
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Which by 40K standards basically makes you a saint

soft willow
modest meadow
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What little I know of Eisenhorn

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makes me feel that when it comes to the Grey knights and the inquisition

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The writing tends to sway and dip erratically

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And this is likely also the case for anything Ynnari/Cawl related too

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Very based though that in a meeting with the cadian high council in BFGA2 Cawl is seen calculating whether he should ASSASSINATE URSAKAR E CREED LMAO XD

runic swallow
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I’m pretty sure cawl would run that calculation on literally anyone he meets

soft willow
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Cawl has a copy of himself that just constantly does that somewhere in his robes.

modest meadow
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There's probably another copy that runs the numbers on Killing someone and replacing them with a clone

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But yeah though, the odds Inquisition will ever be good is Hell and No

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They just lack enough stuff of their own to be good at anything, and when you're having to snap over other factions as part of their own roster, by that point you might as well play someone else

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The Deathwatch supplement kinda barren though ngl

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Eh, atleast it's there as it's own sorta codex

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And yknow, with deathwatch toys -rip the special rounds mechanic though-

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and yknow, is elite :3

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Been debating making a 10E Deathwatch list

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Havent 40k tabletopped in AWHILE, any recommendations on A good points value to start out in?

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Also been debating a Custodes List

brittle salmon
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2k is the competitive points value these days, I'd start there

finite compass
modest meadow
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(Also not sure if it affects your advice or outcome but fyi I play Online via TTS only)

topaz elk
modest meadow
modest meadow
finite compass
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The guy that decided it would be a good idea to go after the Space Wolves for protesting culling Armageddon's population after the first war

floral herald
finite compass
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That's what ended up happening to him

topaz elk
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Oh of course it was the space wolves

finite compass
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Logan Grimnar just teleports to his flagship and kills him

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Then teleports out

modest meadow
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Very Based NGL

finite compass
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Granted this was after the guy had already decided he was going to besiege Fenris and had fired on the Fang, IIRC

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While literally everybody around him, including the Grey Knights, are telling him that this is an extremely stupid idea

modest meadow
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Kynaros is the posterchild for Manchild Inquisitors

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owing mainly to the fact that he is the main reason you behave VERY well in ANY area where Space wolves are if you happen to have an inquisitorial Signet.

finite compass
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Pretty much the ur-example of "Infinite Authority does not mean Infinite Authority"

modest meadow
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Because even if the war 'ended', they sure as shit do not trust your ass anymore

finite compass
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Or "Your authority stretches precisely as far as the patience of anyone with the capability to deal with you"

modest meadow
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The whole thing was laughable too as IIRC the evacuated armageddon soldiers didn't even cause a massive explosion of chaos cults so

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Kynaros kinda lost his shit and hit the purge command for no reason and alot of good troops wound up getting murdered for a really petty and stupid reason

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I would not be surprised if anytime someone starts being really stupid and unreasonably blamming of friendlies, that the space wolves call it 'Pulling a Kynaros'

finite compass
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He lost his shit because 'how dare you openly defy me'

modest meadow
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Honestly, If Grimnar didn't merk him, odds were very high that eventually one of his own troops would

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Probably the Grey Knights or a member of the Officio Assassinorum

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He was more of a dick then Goge Vandire, because atleast Goge Vandire was just a tyrannical corrupt asshole

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Kynaros was just petty.

finite compass
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``‘Shields! I want them back up before they–’ A second blinding light flashed across the command deck. The first had been from the outside, and easy enough to look away from. No luck, this time. It was close enough to feel, and it was a feeling I knew so very well.

...

I’d never seen a warrior sprinting in Terminator warplate. He ran through the fiery mist of a teleportation storm, with no hint of the sluggishness I’d felt on Armageddon. Impossible as it was, I swore I could hear the pounding of his boots, and the screaming whine of protesting servo joints, over the ship falling apart around us. Sparks burst from every racing step he took

I couldn’t even conceive of the power and rage it would take to force Terminator plate to react against its will like that. I fired at him. Malchadiel fired at him. Our storm bolters crashed and boomed and blasted chunks of ceramite away with no effect at all.

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Kysnaros faced the old warrior, weaponless and clad only in ceremonial power armour. He said nothing. He never had time to whisper a single word.

The old warrior’s axe didn’t even slow down going through him. Lord Inquisitor Kysnaros’s head fell from his shoulders, rolling and banging down the steps. The body toppled a second later, collapsing back into the command throne.

Logan Grimnar raised the axe Morkai in one hand, roaring a howl to the burning bridge around him. For every crew member reaching for their sidearms, two dozen were abandoning their stations for the escape pods. ``

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And at the end it basically takes Bjorn himself to step in and go

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"You. Calm down. You. Fuck off. It's over."

modest meadow
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Very based

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also, Ceremonial power armour. Weaponless

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What a joke of an inquisitor

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everyone knows that it is in true imperial fashion to have WEAPON AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES
bet that chump didn't even have a digital weapon.

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I bet he never even thought that someone might consider attempting a boarding action.

finite compass
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Even Eisenhorn has the Mighty Katana of Welsh Ninjas

modest meadow
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SNRT goddamn...

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WELSH NINJAS XD THAT IS CURSED XD

finite compass
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IT'S TRUE

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CARTHAEAN IS WELSH!

modest meadow
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I BELIEVE YOU BUT ITS STILL CURSED XD

finite compass
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Even the original wielder's name is very Welsh

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Arianrhod

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He also had the walking stick/psi focus but IIRC that blew up

modest meadow
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3h Flashback intensifies

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3h Memes aside

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what a chode

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Inquisition Fans, yknow why your codex sucks?

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points to Kysnaros It's his fault.

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Which Detachment should I pick?

brittle salmon
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Black Spear Task Force is the Deathwatch specific one, but you can take DW units in any detachment

modest meadow
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Im leaning towards Black Spear Task Force for maximum Flavor Flave - and those sweet mission tactics -

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That or Anvil Siege force

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Which do you recommend Briar?

brittle salmon
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Black Spear has the better synergies with your DW stuff imo

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Especially Kraken Rounds and Site to Site Teleportation

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SST is absolutely yolked mobility

thin ibex
modest meadow
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Tbf most do not expect someone to teleport onto a ship ALONE, then manage to be blindingly fast in TERMINATOR armor

thin ibex
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See in the original telling, as I remember, Logan teleports into the bridge and asks who ordered them to fire, the gk owns it, then immediately eats it

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As Logan one shots him

modest meadow
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as with most things 40k

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power levels are nebulous and range from getting owned like a mook guardsman to

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lifting a freaking necron monolith like it were a 5 lb dumbbell

thin ibex
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It's before the teleport assault during the siege of fenris

desert jay
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Still kinda wild that there are twenty-one SM detachments with four more expected (possibly more)

thin ibex
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By some months

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Two different events

modest meadow
thin ibex
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The instagibbing of the grand Master was during a parlay where the inquisition broke the rules of the parlay. During the siege of fenris Logan just merked the bridge. There's no single force in the Imperium that believes they can freely fuck with Logan

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Iirc to the Imperium at large he has a sterling rep, to the high lords he's not so well liked

modest meadow
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well the high lords dont like anyone who actively challenges em

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Thats why they dont like the adepta sororitas high lord

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Should I outfit my Watch Master with the tome of ectoclades or

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Beacon Angelis

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Hey so @brittle salmon is this a NewRecruit Whoopsie or

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Can I literally only have my watch masters and Watch Captain Aramius leading Deathwatch specific units

brittle salmon
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yes sadcowboy

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Vets/Fortis only

modest meadow
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Owch. If not for the fact the other Deathwatch squad types have some pretty redonk rules I'd be much more miffed.

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how many hqs- er, heroes- Should I have?

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(Even if the name's changed It's still HQ to me)

mild glen
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They're "Characters" in 40k. "Heroes" in AoS.

modest meadow
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oh my mistake

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It's confusing as the named ones in NewRecruit are listed under Epic Heroes (For.. some reason. Why not epic characters to keep with the rest of the org list?)

mild glen
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"Character" is such an awkward name to give them, too. Like. technically, they're all characters.

modest meadow
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I honestly wish they kept the HQ Tag

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you kept battleline after all, why not HQ?

mild glen
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Personally, I call them "Command" or "HQ"

modest meadow
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Same

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as well, in 8th ed that WAS the Slot they were tagged under

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and it made sense

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Hmmm

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Weird, Wahapedia says Librarians and Lieutenants can lead them

modest meadow
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ah wait, Kill teams have these rules:

brittle salmon
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yes

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i was referring specifically to watch leaders

modest meadow
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Ohhh, gotcheeee

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Thanks ^.^

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mmmmm...

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Talonstrike kill-team... yay or nay?

modest meadow
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I have elected to make the following killteam

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Captain in Gravis Armour (80pts): Master-crafted Heavy Bolt Rifle and Master-crafted Power Weapon, Master-crafted Heavy Bolt Rifle, Master-crafted Power Weapon
Librarian in Terminator Armour (100pts): Force Weapon, Smite, Thief of Secrets, Storm Bolter
Watch Master (130pts): Vigil spear, Warlord, Beacon Angelis

5x Deathwatch Veterans (100pts)
5x Deathwatch Veterans (100pts)
5x Deathwatch Veterans (100pts)

5x Deathwatch Terminator Squad (180pts)
10x Fortis Kill Team (200pts)
10x Indomitor Kill Team (270pts)
5x Spectrus Kill Team (200pts)
Corvus Blackstar (180pts): Armoured hull, Twin assault cannon, 2 Stormstrike missile launchers, 2x Stormstrike missile launcher, Infernum halo-launcher
Corvus Blackstar (180pts): Armoured hull, Twin lascannon, 2 Blackstar rocket launchers, 2x Blackstar rocket launcher, Infernum halo-launcher
Corvus Blackstar (180pts): Armoured hull, Twin assault cannon, 2 Stormstrike missile launchers, 2x Stormstrike missile launcher, Infernum halo-launcher

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And their specific loadouts because Discord and displaying Deathwatch Kill-Team loadouts are mutually exclusive

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or induce wall of text hell

brittle salmon
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Sadly I am gonna need to recommend you drop the Corvuses entirely

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10e Fliers are...not good

dense idol
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warhammer economics question: why are there so many Royal Wardens?

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i feel like they're the single most common miniature on the secondhand market for necrons and can pretty easily be found for 50% off RRP

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were they nerfed hard in the new edition and now everybody's trying to offload them onto someone else?

modest meadow
jaunty dawn
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However unlike pretty much every other unit from indomitus like warriors etc, theres not really much use for having multiple

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Uh yeah and starter sets are like, insane value compared to how their components are later priced by gw

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Like you can get a bunch of just the characters of the space marine side of that set for like ÂŁ90 when at launch the whole box was like ÂŁ130 or something

dense idol
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so they were part of a bundle set with multiple wardens each, and it's difficult to practically put more than one into a list?

modest meadow
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More like it is pointlessly redundant

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Generally speaking even with character auras now being reduced to whatever unit you're attached to

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The reasons for taking another copy of a unit boil down to just how useful the unit is for it's combat capabilities and it's attached unit boons

dense idol
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suppose i should have learned about this before buying three of them alongside everything else

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oh well, i didn't invest this deep to not be painting useless plastic

modest meadow
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pat pat

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I mean you could always just use them anyways

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Tabletops are meant to be fun not a metafest

dense idol
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a couple months ago i went into a fugue state and bought ÂŁ200 of necrons off of ebay

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resulting in a pretty unhinged list that is absolutely not meta

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but i'm content with that, metachasing will only leave me in a perpetual state of torment with each new balance update

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and distracts from the models' true purpose: looking swag on my shelf

jagged dawn
dense idol
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Trazyn the Infinite
2x Overlord
Plasmancer
3x Royal Warden
Skorpekh Lord
Technomancer

5x Immortals
20x Necron Warriors

6x Skorpekh Destroyers
3x Canoptek Scarab Swarms
1x Canoptek Reanimator
1x Night Scythe```
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the models in question

modest meadow
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XD ehehehe, well it's your baby, you do as you wish with it hehehe

tranquil ivy
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Working on my first Devastator squad member

Gonna give him a Combi Weapon for the time being

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This will be the sergeant

jaunty dawn
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Niceee

tranquil ivy
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Oh yeah and here's an Ancient

jaunty dawn
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The base lmao

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Really cool

tranquil ivy
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So it was laying there unused until now, because the ancient needs a fancy base

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Im already in the levels of chaos so might as well put a Tau fire warrior on one of my bases

"As a corpse?" Hah, no. As an ally.

upper canopy
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I think I'm gonna make Tau my first 40k army

tardy vault
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Their battleforce box is still around rn

floral herald
desert jay
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8 general, 2 Black Templar, 4 Blood Angel, 4 Dark Angel, 1 Deathwatch, 2 Space Wolves

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That comes out to 21

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Grotmas added 6 of those

upper canopy
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My goal would be to run the mixed army of Tauu I think

floral herald
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Oh I forgot how many DA and BA had

desert jay
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3 per book plus Grotmas, yeah

upper canopy
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My plan for the Tau is to make the colony from my W&G game

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Charstone

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My friend even gave me a paint list

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Grey Seer primer
Black Templar Contrast
and Blood Angels Red contrast

thin ibex
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Nice!

modest meadow
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Send pics when it's done heheheh ❤️

cinder wraith
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my gf's anniversary gift

modest meadow
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what a grand anniversary gift ^.^

cinder wraith
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when we started to date she told me she likes custodes so i bought her a set of sisters of silence

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so i painted her first model

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and taught her how to build and paint

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3 years later i am working on the last model for her army

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its poetic tbh

modest meadow
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Awwwh ^.^

pulsar cairn
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Oooh u got her this gift

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Ur a cool gf Ruby

mental birch
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Cuteee

modest meadow
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your gf's so lucky ahahaha

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And look, the big boi brought tide pods!

tranquil ivy
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Problem: My "Gravis" captain doesnt have a boltstorm gauntlet

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Solution: heavy armaments

jaunty dawn
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Lmao

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Its an option

tranquil ivy
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This is a Boltstorm Gauntlet.

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Unironically

jaunty dawn
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That praetor model is pretty cool

tranquil ivy
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I turned one into my Vulkan Hestan "proxy"

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So the Praetor is becoming my Gravis Captain for my Aggressors

solemn gull
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I’m 1 of their 3 listeners

tired cairn
solemn gull
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Pixel’s space marines have so much drip

tranquil ivy
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They do not

thin ibex
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question, for pariah nexus i see this

Shuffle the Deployment, Mission Rule and Primary Mission decks, then draw one card from each of those decks for both players to use during the battle.

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but you dont use 2 deployments, mission rules, or primary missions

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wait

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im dumb

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i get it now

tranquil ivy
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Mhmmm

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Shuffle then draw one of each

thin ibex
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i was reading draw one each for both players

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and was like ???

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"Yeah well im deploying in this table corner"

tired cairn
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You are welcome for the help we provided (being a rubber deck)

thin ibex
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hmm i gotta find the tactical mission deck somewhere on the workshop

sour sequoia
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Leviathan or pariah nexus

thin ibex
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pariah

sour sequoia
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Could honestly just use this tho im guessing theres a workshop mod too

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Lemme look

thin ibex
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thats an app?

jaunty dawn
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Ye

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Idk if it has mission rules though?

floral herald
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Bad

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But really funny

thin ibex
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looks like it does

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should work

sour sequoia
jaunty dawn
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Ive only used it for kill team

sour sequoia
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its pretty much stock practice every tourney I go to since GW under-printed Pariah Nexus to an insane degree

jaunty dawn
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Mm fair

paper bluff
solemn gull
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Do competitive players generally care if their opponent uses stuff from legends? (It's a casual game I just don't know if there is a stigma or something.)

tardy vault
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You need to get the ok from your opponent to use Legends stuff

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Because the balance can vary wildly

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(there's a dwarf army of renown in AoS that is Legends for good fucking reason)

solemn gull
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hmmm alright thanks it's just 5 scout snipers but I'll keep it in mind to notify the other player

jagged dawn
rocky shale
solemn gull
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combat patrol is the one where you are given a set list for your faction right?

tranquil ivy
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Yup

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Which is why i hate it

solemn gull
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yeah that's why I fell out of love with killteam

tired cairn
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I am guessing it'll be a bunch of little guys. I think 3 could work

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But maybe there is a new unit coming that makes it work better

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(techno feudal levies go!)

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Oh it says little guys specifically lol

solemn gull
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that will be really cool, I wonder if it will just be skitarii tho

thin ibex
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game on pause with rance! 33 to 28 round 3

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im winning a flank but his actual night is getting ready to do what proper knights do

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i think round 3-4-5 are going to be me just not shooting, just moving objectives the rest of htegame

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we both made some errors in deployment judgement

#

rotate ion shields is a huge fuck you to my broadside

floral herald
#

Noice

quaint compass
#

Small-point games against GSC and SPAYSE MARINES were both loses.
SM is new to the game but got mostly his brother's old 4e era models, and wiped me in two rounds
GSC is my eternal nemesis and foe, and I only lost by 5 points and I was at a points disadvantage

#

GSC is dastardly to play against, because they're eels covered in a clown's honk juice
Kill them in one place, they come back in another

thin ibex
#

my life would be much better if i had 2 broadsides

#

or i guess maybe a hammerhead

wary cape
#

Thanks for the game Stormtalus

#

You helped making the combat math a lot easier

raw vessel
pastel rampart
#

Moe Moe Kyorne~ 💖

modest meadow
#

Somewhere, you just made a 40k purist have a seizure

pastel rampart
modest meadow
#

**C O N T I N U E 🙂 **

solemn gull
#

I don't get it

pastel rampart
solemn gull
#

what does that have to do with stupid huge axe?

quaint compass
#

Master of Executions

modest meadow
#

It's a funny pun! ^.^

topaz hinge
jagged dawn
desert jay
# raw vessel

For those days where you need to execute a demigod

modest meadow
#

is that a princess mononoke ref?

desert jay
#

It wasn't but it is now

#

I was mostly talking about like Primarchs and Avatars of Khaine and whatnot

thin ibex
#

I need more Avatar of Khaine glazing instead of Worfing

desert jay
#

I did put them on the same tier as Primarchs, TBF

thin ibex
#

Oh not a response, was just bouncing off if it

#

Cause the model is stronk these days

desert jay
#

... Do you think a Hive Tyrant counts as a demigod?

#

Like they're not the biggest bioforms but they are like... sorta a manefestation of a hive fleet's will upon the battlefield?

bold halo
#

I genuinely can't wait to field my new avatar with the new aspect warrior detachment

#

oh you killed it? 50/50 chance it still kills you back lets go gambling

floral herald
tired cairn
#

Though, isn't Khan one of the more well-adjusted Primarchs?

floral herald
#

Yeah he was cooking there

tired cairn
#

Clearly the Primarchs just needed to find normal hobbies

upper canopy
#

Jagahtai was just designed to be Asian the rest was coincidence

desert jay
#

I still think Mortarion was pretty well adjusted until... the incident

bright dove
#

Poor Angron.

#

SHould have cooked more on Petty Perty.

quaint compass
#

Jaghatai was condensed from the genetic samples of eight million people in the asian mainland
E-Boy accidentally recombined Genghis Khan's DNA and cloned him

desert jay
#

Wait, is Jaghatai the only primarch with an explicit ethnicity?

thin ibex
#

I think leman gets norse/ germanic?

desert jay
#

Yeah thought of him after asking

#

But still, that leaves us with 1 asian guy, 1 nordic guy, 15 generically white, and then whatever Vulkan has going on

thin ibex
#

You could give roboute ethnically greek/roman?

#

Maybe?

floral herald
#

He really doesn’t look it though

topaz hinge
#

Weren't Angron and Perturabo POCs? Or is that just fanon?

pastel rampart
#

Perty's pretty white.

thin ibex
floral herald
#

I think Perterabo is sometimes thought of as Greek or Hellenic

thin ibex
#

We don't have a lot of like... native languages for the primarchs though

#

Sadly

paper bluff
#

Iirc fulgrim was going to land on chogoris but the laughing god switched him and jagatai

bright dove
#

Thank you Big Clown.

spice flicker
thin ibex
#

Classic anti astartes strategy, build your homes to account for distributed weight of normal humans and not the concentrated weight of a space marine

thin ibex
tranquil ivy
#

What real use does an Ancient have in a game of 40k?

pale narwhal
#

it's a cheap way to get some extra OC on a unit, essentially

and or be a caddy for an enhancement that buffs the squad it's with (but really for the cost an apothecary is better for that imo)

Terminator and Bladeguard Ancients are more use than the basic one imo

tranquil ivy
#

It appears i have accidentally built another Chapter Master

pale narwhal
#

that's sick as fuck

tranquil ivy
#

:3

#

Funny enough this is meant to be my Gravis Captain, lmao

#

The big ass autocannon is the boltstorm gauntlet

#

Kitbashing is so fucking fun lmao

tranquil ivy
pale narwhal
tranquil ivy
#

Real

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Plus heresy just looks awesome

pale narwhal
#

it does

I've got a bunch of 'intercessors' made from the HH beaky tacticals for my carcharodons and assault marines for jump intercessors

and they just look sick, even unpainted

pale narwhal
#

I gotta get pics of mine once I get them painted

I've also converted a judiciar out of bits plus an old metal BT torso+legs

tranquil ivy
#

I made a judiciar out of a librarian, lol

mild glen
#

Krootox painted! Man, these guys are fun.

mental birch
#

Hahahha

#

2 maybe

paper bluff
#

A triumvirate chapter

solemn gull
thin ibex
#

ancients are cool imo

#

a bit sad they're mostly for extra OC, but thats ok. They're also standard in a company heroes squad

tired cairn
#

The OC added by ancients is applied after battle shock sets it to zero right?

jaunty dawn
#

Its 2

tired cairn
#

Oh, completely ignoring the normal mission rules is an interesting way to do things

jagged dawn
soft willow
#

One step closer to a Kill Team that's just one Armiger.

cinder wraith
#

nah, boss battle lol

runic swallow
tired cairn
#

A secutarii kill team that gets a strat to have the nearby titan try to step on someone

floral herald
#

Can kinda proxy this with Starstriders honestly

tired cairn
#

True

floral herald
#

It would be cool

#

Especially with how complicated to play Hunter Clade is

pulsar cairn
#

Which chaos marine hates their god the most? vicksyAww

#

I imagine not everyone of them is happy with being bound to a chaos god

jaunty dawn
#

Ahriman isnt very happy

bright dove
#

I think the Thousand Sons have the most regrets

pulsar cairn
#

Makes sense vicksyThink

#

Even more considering how Ahriman is like the main chaos marine for the thousand sons and he himself refuses to believe he serves tzeench

#

Probably not the only thousand son to think that way

bright dove
#

Everyone who knowingly serves Tzeentch knows they're part of his plan, some just have to grapple with the fact they don't matter

sour sequoia
#

I fully subscribe to alpha legion actually being tzeentch’s favored legion

#

TSons are his neglected barbie doll to pick apart and torment

paper bluff
#

Slaanesh looked at him directly and he went "nah, nothing there"

#

A dramatic reading of the event

#

You know the saying that the true opposite of love is not hate but apathy? Bile is turbo apathetic to slaanesh

deft crest
#

whats the leak?

#

oh i scrolled down sorry

#

Yeah I really hope not. I like khorne demons and they are going to be the only thing I play in either version of warhammer tbh.

#

If we don't have demons I'll feel robbed as hell

sour sequoia
#

khorne daemons and world eaters as one codex, tsons and tzeentch stuff as one, etc.

#

there's no way in hell daemons aren't gonna be in warhammer

#

The Warp is like the biggest distinction 40k really has, you can get authoritarian govt and super-soldiers at Temu

deft crest
#

As long as they don't cut back on how many demons exist or at least how many demons exist for Khorne cuz there's really not that many variations upon red guy with horns plus sword

sour sequoia
#

Not certain how it shakes out in 40k but I think it did em good fantasy side, Blades of Khorne has like. Some Depth & Tricks to it

#

the ranges feel more varied over there

jaunty dawn
#

i think itd be a net positive tbh

#

feel for daemon soup players but its an awkward army

#

while stuff like khorne daemonkin is very beloved

#

but like daemons are always trying to thread a needle of making monogods viable etc its a lot

past sphinx
#

demons kinda need a refocus

#

having played against a bunch of them

thin ibex
#

I'll be honest they in general feel like "greater demon rushdown" the faction

floral herald
#

If I had a Time Machine I’d go back to 5th edition and tweak the timeline so that WHFB and 40k daemons don’t get 100% model crossover

#

I want more fucked up technodaemons

#

Like the occasional margin art we got in Arks of Omen

tardy vault
#

I just had a thought.

#

this is probably the best of the bed timeline here

floral herald
#

Bed timeline

tardy vault
#

bad

#

sorry

#

typing at an angle

floral herald
#

Nw

tardy vault
#

but what if when 11th edition launches daemons are cut as the leak claims, but they are also the bad guy in the launch box with a new model line of fucked up technodaemons

floral herald
#

I’d take it haha

rocky shale
#

Csm gets all daemons and now have 100 datasheets

bright dove
#

Good. Return to tradition.

floral herald
solemn gull
#

when will chaos get Primaris Daemons

pulsar cairn
#

Primaris Daemons?

#

You mean like a Daemon equivalent of getting a primaris model? Or daemonic primaris marines?

runic swallow
#

I mean I wouldn’t turn up my nose at Techno-Gal Vorbak

#

Man those were some cool models

past sphinx
#

a proper greater possessed kit

solemn gull
tardy vault
#

I have decided my goal for this round of the escalation league

#

(reinforced unit of spear snakes with full buffs against a unit with 4+ save and no ward)

sour sequoia
#

I think only time I’ve managed that number was spiking on warpcog ratling guns

#

Godspeed

#

Hey this read as an acceptable deathmark conversion to yall?

brittle salmon
#

Is that a Firepike?

sour sequoia
#

That is deathmark bits chopped up onto the old sculpt of warrior

brittle salmon
#

Oohh

#

Looks fine to me, tbh

sour sequoia
#

Back when literally all necrons were the same torso

#

I have 80 unpainted warriors i’m trying to be economical with

meager wagon
#

Running three Rupture Cannon Tyrannofexes is funny

tired cairn
#

I hear you like gambling

pale narwhal
#

it's not so much gambling now they're d6+6 instead of 2d6 damage

junior robin
#

finally, the emperors forks primaris lieutenant

#

the cable feels non-admech so think necromunda

floral herald
#

I’m getting GSC vibes but can’t justify them

upper bluff
#

Yeah Admech wouldnt have a striped cable

pastel rampart
#

Servitors would tho.

upper bluff
#

True

quaint compass
#

I must unfortunately bet necromunda

thin ibex
#

iron warriors codex teaser is what it is

floral herald
#

Prime the copemageddon guns, my wallet will burn

thin ibex
#

perty is coming out of his cage and he's been doing just fine

quaint compass
#

Ain't no party until Perty pops perks

tired cairn
#

They teased a Salamander "supplement". Is this new for that chapter or have they been special snowflakes before?

desert jay
#

For all we know it's just special units like Ultras have special units

tired cairn
#

I suspect they will put in Salamander specific detachments

unreal cosmos
#

I suspect they just used a Salamanders picture for a generic Space Marines expansion

tired cairn
desert jay
#

Same with the handful of Imperial Fist and White Scar units already there

desert jay
tired cairn
desert jay
#

I don’t remember TBH

tired cairn
#

I guess they don't have enough for the noncomplient-codex treatment (though Ultramarines superfriends is somewhat popular in the meta iirc lol)

tepid stratus
#

The codex compliant chapters have only ever had special characters. Never generic units

desert jay
#

Right, yeah

tepid stratus
#

With the sole exception (tho still a character) of white scars briefly having a dedicated bike captain

desert jay
#

And also Tyranic War Veterans

tepid stratus
#

Right I keep forgetting they actually had a datasheet and weren't just stern guard alt sculpts

jaunty dawn
#

Iron hands and white scars also received supplements during 7th

pastel rampart
#

Sally's got their own list way back in 3rd via Codex: Armageddon, so they've had a long-standing precedence.

jaunty dawn
#

Tbf in 3e every first founding had rules and units via chapter approved

#

And then a bunch of stuff became generically available instead of chapter rules

pastel rampart
#

I think Imp Fists maybe didn't?

jaunty dawn
#

In 4e

#

Um

#

Idk all my oldhammer archive is inaccessible atm :(((

#

But for salamanders it was stuff like adamantium mantle

#

Used to be their thing specificslly

pastel rampart
#

Ayup, looks like no IF rules in 3rd.

jaunty dawn
#

Not that surprising

#

Theyre the real generic marines

pastel rampart
#

BT got rules via Codex Armageddon, but that felt inevitable given they were front and center for the 3e rulebook.

jaunty dawn
#

While ultramarines used to have a named character for every slot

pastel rampart
#

Yeah

jaunty dawn
#

In any case

#

It would be kinda unusual to see just a salamander supplement but not unprecedented

#

Um

soft willow
#

Fists got rules in 4th.

jaunty dawn
#

I think they had a unique dread at some point actually

soft willow
#

Along with some character models specifically for them.

#

Lysander was the big one for several editions.

pastel rampart
#

Oh yeah, he was in the SM codex.

#

That was it lmao

jaunty dawn
#

Did they? Characters yes but I think the 4e model was just very cool chapter tactics rules

#

That essentially split up most of the good stuff from the 3e chapter specific rules and let you do your own thing

soft willow
#

I mean yeah it was just the Bolter Drill

#

But if you wanted to play Fists that's what you had.

#

They've never had their own rules suppliment.

#

Though obviously some of the successor chapters from them did.

jaunty dawn
#

I think the thing is ‘got rules’ implies rules that arent attached to a character imo

soft willow
#

Fair.

jaunty dawn
#

Since apart from iron hands (lol) everyone had a charater

pastel rampart
#

Yeah, specifically lists rather than rules, ie alternate rules for the army with an accompanying altered army list.

soft willow
#

Yeah I can't think of any time Fists have had one, but as was pointed out they're pretty strictly Codex compliant.

#

What with the whole RD/RG Civil War standoff bit.

jaunty dawn
#

There was this in 4e

#

Just prescribing chapter tactic options though

pastel rampart
#

IF was the only founding chapter that didn't have an army list in 3rd, though I guess Ultras didn't either--they were the default codex army list with no special rules, just a few characters.

jaunty dawn
#

Unlocked tank hunters outside veterans and gave them the downside of

#

At the end of the game your opponent can ask for a bonus round with 4+ to succeed

#

Which at the time like every mission was end of game scoring so

pastel rampart
#

OH WAIT

#

Index Astartes II

jaunty dawn
#

Oh there you go

pastel rampart
#

Of course, their special rules only really work when doing missions that have fortifications which was...not common.

jaunty dawn
#

Starting the tradition of niche fists rules early

pastel rampart
#

Yeah lol

#

...man, y'know, 3e was crusty as fuck but I still kinda like it and if someone wanted to play it again I'd have to argue with myself not to give it a go again.

tired cairn
jaunty dawn
#

Pretty much

#

It was the edition that like really established the roster

#

Though I was wrong clan raukaan was 6th edition

#

6th and 7th kinda just blend together tbh

#

Oh but white scars was 7th and there was also a raven guard one lol

#

And the iron hands one remained legal

upper bluff
#

Yeah 7 also had scions right?

jaunty dawn
#

6th edition was like

#

7 added scions, harlequins, thousand sons, admech…

#

There was also a cadia supplement haha

#

6th edition started the trend of silly iron hands rules

#

You could make invincible bike captain etc

#

Oh and custodes

uneven ember
#

There's always this balance between "here are rules for these specific dudes to match their flavor" and "here's some examples of different flavors of dude you can spin up with the generic rules"

runic swallow
thin ibex
#

iron hands were dominant in sm meta for like 3 editions

#

iirc

#

they were on top of the ball all the way till like the end of early 10th iirc

thin ibex
#

Competitive kings, but no major lore supplements

jaunty dawn
#

Iron hands are semi regularly busted

#

And its funny cause it makes them vastly outsized compared to how often they get lore

thin ibex
#

gw lives in fear of the next time iron hands rise again

jaunty dawn
#

But like in 5th edition iron hands didnt have any rules at all!

#

cause in codex ultramarines space marines you could only access chapter tactics that werent ultramarines by taking a special character

#

And iron hands didnt get one

#

I think, ironically, their successor the sons of medusa might have, as badab war had characters for pretty much every chapter involved and if you got a chapter master they would have a chapter tactic

#

Badab also gave salamanders a unique dread character

floral herald
jaunty dawn
#

With good reason

#

Proxying bjorn gets you a character dread and wolf guard pack leaders gets you sergeants in terminator armour

floral herald
#

Yeah

jaunty dawn
tired cairn
#

Apparently they skipped cardio while busy installing the cybernetic enhancements

pastel rampart
#

Yeah like dev squads were going to do a lot of running or sweeping advances, hah

floral herald
#

No no it’s a trade off for real

#

Points neutral :^)

modern tiger
uneven ember
rocky shale
#

FYI the hachette combat patrol magazine is up for pre-orders in the US if you want to have entirely too many models of like 8 factions.

floral herald
#

Hachette combat patrol magazine?

rocky shale
rocky shale
floral herald
#

Huh wild

jaunty dawn
#

Good way to get stuff cheap on ebay too

#

Especially since they dont always like, list the contents of an issue just its number so

desert jay
#

AIUI it's a good deal if you want all the models but also yeah it's like 8 different factions

jaunty dawn
tired cairn
#

Wow, it's planned over 90 months

desert jay
#

SM, CSM, Weaters, Eldar, Nids, Guard, GSC, Votann, and Orks

jaunty dawn
#

The paint issues are like pretty bad

desert jay
#

I guess that's 9

jaunty dawn
#

But then you also get like some massive centerpiece over two issues

rocky shale
#

I'm just hoping the aledari models go on ebay real cheap

jaunty dawn
#

Less so with combat patrol just like

#

Historically

rocky shale
#

I need more bikes

desert jay
#

Like 1500 USD for 4000(?) pts of units?

jaunty dawn
#

But yeah it injects cheap plastic into the market that people sell on for still much less than buying it otherwise

desert jay
#

(Assuming there's 9 patrols and each is a bit shy of 500 pts each)

rocky shale
#

9 patrols plus bonus models

desert jay
#

(Some nerd out there has probably ID'd all the kits in the preview already)

past sphinx
#

I've scored 3 rhinos for 65 bucks, time for high speed csm

jaunty dawn
#

Previous iterations were like much less spread out faction wise though

desert jay
#

... At 1 issue a month and GW's release cadence then issue 90 will arrive during 12e

#

Oh wait no it's 4 issues per month, belay that

rocky shale
#

Yeah it's a little over a year

jaunty dawn
#

Yeah

desert jay
#

It will be 22 months tho which is still probably a little into 11e

tired cairn
#

Oh, that's a bit more reasonable of a planned time frame

jaunty dawn
#

Its been going a while in the uk already

#

Which is how it goes

rocky shale
#

I can't wait to spend 2 years building 9 combat patrols /s

jaunty dawn
#

i feel like the combat patrol deal would be better if combat patrol was a more fun game mode haha

#

As is spreading out the factions seems awkward

tired cairn
#

It's just under $1575 for all the main stuff (with S&H included and not the premium stuff)

#

So $175/combat patrol plus bonus models plus random junk they give you

rocky shale
#

Yeah once you get the paints and extra models and stuff then it becomes a discount

tired cairn
#

So it's not an amazing deal (since you can probably get a similar discount from just buying it from a non-GW store?)

tired cairn
rocky shale
#

The discount comes from also getting a pile of citadel paint and some flashy bonus kits, yeah

tardy vault
#

You can currently buy both the Chaos Warriors and Dark Oath boxes rn for example

tired cairn
#

It's hard to evaluate the flashy models, but you need to get more than like $30+/combat patrol of stuff for it to be more of a discount over the third party discount

tardy vault
#

also, AoS doesn't have the whole "either every box needs AT or no boxes can have a vehicle" thing

#

Because toughness doesn't exist

tired cairn
tardy vault
#

Also also, Spearhead boxes just tend to be a lot more points because AoS units just generally cost more.

tired cairn
#

They didn't do this for the AdMech one though lol

tardy vault
#

btw, does Combat Patrol do that thing what some Spearheads do where you call in units round 3?

tired cairn
#

No

tardy vault
#

Like one of the SCE Spearheads has an absolutely massive beatstick of a unit that only shows up round 3.

tired cairn
#

The AoS adjacent teams seem to like that mechanic though. Warband (whatever the skirmish game is called) does that too

#

Or I should say, not that I'm aware of

tardy vault
#

This is her normal AoS rules, but you get the idea lol

tired cairn
#

How many units does spearhead typically have?

tardy vault
tired cairn
#

Combat patrol is pretty low (like 3-4 often)

tardy vault
#

She also has a 3+ save (very strong in AoS) and a 5+ FNP

tardy vault
#

Seraphon is 3 units

#

DoK is 4-5 depending on how you count

jaunty dawn
#

Spearhead has reviving units and absent till turn 3 units tho

#

To balance out unit count and power

tardy vault
#

Yep

#

Like I mentioned, Yndrastra (who I just posted) doesn't show up until round 3

jaunty dawn
#

(4 round games)

tardy vault
#

so you're basically trying to wipe the SCE player before round 3 because she shows up and quickly tables you

past sphinx
#

Harakon, Dread pirate lord

runic swallow
#

Not quite sure where to ask, so thought I’d ask here since there’s likely overlap: What’s the current timeline for Trench Crusade being “done”? Like, first edition fully out and initial model range out (though I know they say the system is technically miniatures agnostic aside from general size)

sour sequoia
#

Got in a rep of 2k Ogors against DoK—mostly a learning game for em but I’m kinda thinking I dont need so many reinforced units lol

#

Was gonna start losing on scoring before we quit

tardy vault
sour sequoia
# tardy vault tbf Ogors are a pretty elite army so DoK being able to run around doing objectiv...
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Grand Alliance Order | Daughters of Khaine | Slaughter Troupe
Drops: 3
Spell Lore - Lore of Shadows
Prayer Lore - Prayers of the Khainite Cult
Manifestation Lore - Manifestations of Khaine
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General’s Regiment
Morathi-Khaine (760)
• General
Blood Sisters (140)
Khinerai Lifetakers (160)
• Reinforced
The Shadow Queen
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Regiment 1
Krethusa the Croneseer (150)
Witch Aelves with Bladed Bucklers (100)
Witch Aelves with Paired SciansĂĄ (110)
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Regiment 2
Bloodwrack Shrine (200)
Avatar of Khaine (140)
Blood Sisters (140)
Khinerai Heartrenders (100)
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#

It definitely could use an overhaul, I wish I knew DoK well

#

Coulda saved em the pain of Wrong War Machine

#

Khinerai were cranking, I thought it was a mistake to keep em off board round 1 but just being able to slap em down after ogors already had to do their hard commit was good

#

Most of the rest besides shadow queen didn’t really live long enough

tardy vault
#

oh ok you were playing DoK

sour sequoia
#

Nah I was ogors

tardy vault
#

kk

sour sequoia
#

Here I’ll pull my list

tardy vault
#

So, first off with the Shadow Queen get 3 damage into her every turn

#

I know it might be obvious, but you really want that beat stick off the board and their best wizard with it

sour sequoia
#
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Grand Alliance Destruction | Ogor Mawtribes | Prophets of the Gulping God
Drops: 4
Spell Lore - Lore of Maw-magic
Prayer Lore - Everwinter Prayers
Manifestation Lore - Morbid Conjuration
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General’s Regiment
Butcher (150)
• General
Ogor Gluttons (480)
• Reinforced
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Regiment 1
Bloodpelt Hunter (130)
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Regiment 2
Frostlord on Stonehorn (320)
• The Fang of Ghur
• Touched by the Everwinter
Huskard on Stonehorn (280)
• 1 Harpoon Launcher
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Regiment 3
Butcher (150)
Ogor Gluttons (480)
• Reinforced```
tardy vault
#

It's definitely one of teh DoK lists of all time

#

the main benefit is the Khineri being good scoring pieces.

sour sequoia
#

Charge->fight->scooch is so obnoxious lmao

#

Using skaven tricks against me should be illegal

tardy vault
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The big thing with DoK is you want to engage on them

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don't let them play games just pin them down

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That said, that list definitely isn't playing to DoK's strengths

sour sequoia
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It was a Baby’s First List for a faction I don’t actually understand or see much at the LGS, we started to feel it for sure

tardy vault
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ScĂĄthcoven

Morathi-Khaine (760)
[General]
- 1 x The Shadow Queen (0)
- 1 x Melusai Ironscale (160)
- 10 x Blood Stalkers (280)

Bloodwrack Medusa (160)
- 10 x Blood Sisters (280)
- 10 x Blood Sisters (280)
- 5 x Khinerai Lifetakers (80)

This is my 2k list for example.

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Reinforced units of Blood Sisters are fucking terrifying

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especially in their specific Battle Formation

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Each stack is 20 swings of 2 damage crit mortals

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and they can inflict strike last

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and they get strike first

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and they can fight twice before you can fight once

sour sequoia
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Yeah yeah okay okay this one’s pretty easy to follow

tardy vault
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Morathi-Khaine+Shadow Queen because yeah you bought the army for a fucking reason
Melusai Ironscale for the 2" move aura from honor guard, reroll charges, and +1 attack
Blood Stalkers for some range damage utility. It's not 3e anymore so no army delete, but still solid for incidental damage
Bloodwracked Medusa for another wizard, anti horde measures, and because this is an all snake list goddamnit
2x Reinforced Blood Sisters as your general hammers
Khinerai Lifetakers because they're cheap and can do battle tactics

sour sequoia
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Whats getting the Fight First?

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I know Melusai do the strike-last and the ironscales/bloodwrack is for breaking the fuck out of popcorn combat

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Just trying to track so I can bring good news back to em

tardy vault
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Scathcoven battle formation gives Melusai Strike First on charge rolls of 8+ before mods (aka the dice have to read 8)

sour sequoia
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RIGHT OKAY

tardy vault
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The Ironscale gives out free charge reroll so the general game plan is get as close as possible with your dumb 10" move and then reroll for the 8

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The Melusai combo is

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Ironscale and Blood Sister charge with an 8+ both getting strike first

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Blood Sister inflict strike last

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Ironscale goes first and then calls in Blood Sister for +1 Attack

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Blood Sister pays CP to fight twice then does first round of swings

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They then get Strike Last but also have Strike First meaning they are instead neither meaning they get to go again

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Then the enemy unit goes

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Which, with all that considered, does something like this into your unit of Gluttons (this is including all out defense btw)

sour sequoia
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Yeah thats pretty good

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Gets through all but 2 of a reinforced unit lmfao

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2 gluttons aint gonna do much

tardy vault
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And this is ignoring the Ironscale

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And we could also give them the Shadow Queen aura

sour sequoia
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Hence my thinking I split the units so I can score better or split attention—stuff is either gonna kill em like dogs or its just never gonna what with a 5+ save and no ward

tardy vault
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I want to be very clear

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DoK units are unhinged

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They do very very very large amounts of damage

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but die basically instantly

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snakes are 2hp, 5+ save, 6+ ward

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Your gluttons would wipe them in a single activation

sour sequoia
tardy vault
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if you got them first

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This is what a full unit of Gluttons activating does

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Full reinforced unit

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and note that the Strike Last does function in the enemy combat phase, but requires them to roll over your HP value

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so they need a 5+

sour sequoia
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+1 attack spell on an 8 up, 7up in Prophets—60 attacks reinforced sickos

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I love alpha strike armies smashin into each other

tardy vault
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I played a game against a Fyreslayers player

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and it was hilarious because he was trying to teach me and stuff because I'm still new and he's a vet so he went "you know games are won on points not kills" and I'm just like "yeah, true, but this is DoK v Fyreslayers this is fucking TDM rn because neither one of use can afford the other grabbing the initiative"

sour sequoia
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See I’m just crying coming from Skaven

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Where secondaries are handed to you on a silver platter

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What do you mean I have to actually engage now

tardy vault
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god I'm cackling at the thought of using my Medusa on a reinforced unit of clan rats

sour sequoia
tardy vault
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Medusa is in that 10% is the thing

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It's a dedicated anti-horde shooting unit

sour sequoia
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Jezzails, warp lightning, warpblaster, ratling guns start wiping DoK with a third of their 63 avg shots

tardy vault
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It's fucking useless against larger models or smaller units

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because against 20-40 1 hp models with no ward? it's some good shit

sour sequoia
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Oh yeah thats like. One of the first times its “i am committing to losing a clanrat blob to do something else” and not “cmere and gimme a hug carnosaur”

tardy vault
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I imagine the main plan of DoK into shooting Skaven is use our anti-horde tools to thin their screen while using the Shadow Queen to tank before charging a bunch of snakes into their backline and murdering everything

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at least for a snake list

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for an aelf list probably just the normal gameplan aka throw a ultra buffed unit of Witch Aelves at their line while the Doomies run around being cav wizards doing cav and wizard things

sour sequoia
tardy vault
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tru tru

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DoK in general just doesn't like ranged damage

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something to keep in mind, tho, is that the Shadow Queen has a 12" move and fly

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so you can only screen her so much

sour sequoia
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Funny enough I think the globadiers become way better against DoK than most, I haven’t seen if anybody else runs em but I absolutely adore them post-december errata

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thank you kindly for the help! Player wanted to spam snakes and freaky harpies already so this is good news to em

tardy vault
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np!

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They can join me in the snake priest waiting room lol

mild glen
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Okay. Time to make the shooting phase seem less like bullshit

pulsar cairn
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name each drone so you can be sad everytime each gets destroyed

mental birch
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Hahahaha

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😦

pulsar cairn
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vicksyThink what do you mean by that?

south axle
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Drones are just glorified token in 10th

pulsar cairn
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Awww

meager quail
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Is it possible for Eldar to escape Slaanesh by pledging themselves to a different chaos god?

mental birch
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give me back my 2shield 2marker drone meances

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hahaaha

bright dove
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They could probably lay claim to a soul, but it'd be a fight because first dibs

thin ibex
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It's mostly whether or not the God they pledged to can throw divine hands

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Cause khaine got shattered

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The laughing God works out cause he plays games and does tricks instead of getting in the ring properly

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And I guess the ynnead works cause they're... untouchable I guess?

floral herald
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It’s sorta a never say never thing with chaos but the other gods do not seem to interfere much (actually at all in lore I’m aware of - but I don’t have it all in my head) with the relationship between Slaanesh and the Eldar

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AIUI Ynnead doesn’t really exist yet but Slaanesh is destined to lose in the fight with Ynnead so yeah sort of untouchable that way

meager quail
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So like, if you're just Some Eldar Who Swears To Serve Khorne for instance, he would probably have to really like you to actually bother snatching you up first?

floral herald
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Yeah

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I’m sure it’s happened but it’s gotta be kinda rare individually negotiated dark deals I think

meager quail
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... might be an amusing idea for a chaos-worshiping Eldar though, basically just trying to be enough of a suckup that one of the other chaos gods will protect them

solemn gull
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That is actually very funny

meager quail
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Tzeentch would be logical but Khorne seems funnier

solemn gull
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I think you’ve convinced me to replace one of my 1k sons sorcerers with an eldar

meager quail
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"I'm going to get a good grade at blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve"

solemn gull
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Well I mean it’s either khorne of tzeench since a eldar definitely wouldn’t work for the other two

meager quail
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Yeah

thin ibex
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there is also the other question of like

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the aeldari did not consciously pledge to slaanesh, but she has claim to all their souls unless another divinity goes to bat for them

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and even in the case of the laughing god, its on an individual basis sometimes

meager quail
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Right, what I'm thinking is that another chaos god might, you know, dangle the carrot just out of reach (or just allow the character to do that to themselves)

bright dove
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Tzeentch would 100% do that

solemn gull
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Well if they ascend to demon prince they should in theory be safe

bright dove
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But yeah. Behold, another purpose of Craftworld Eldar Paths.

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To stop this thought process from coming to mind

meager quail
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Oh for sure I'm not saying this is a good solution

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Just a funny one

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I'm envisioning like ... I dunno, a not-very-committed group of cultists ending up raising an eldar child somehow

quaint compass
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Becomes the central figure for the cult, and in order to care for this super powered child they accidentally develop a system like the Eldar Paths

meager quail
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Exactly

spice flicker
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What's going on with the Tantalus for the dark eldar?

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Is the model now dead and permanently removed?

untold swallow
desert jay
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Knight combat patrols! Possibly just 2 armigers/doggies and not 3?

tired cairn
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I guess that is the box size for Armigars

desert jay
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Oh that's true

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Mmm, and in the pic the IK side is obviously 1 of each, while the CK side is 1 stalker 1 brigand

tired cairn
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The Tyranid White dwarf combat patrol eventually made it to the app. So this one probably will too

pastel rampart
thin ibex
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looks like its just 2

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and it looks like they have their own objectives

tardy vault
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Just got some DoK bats primed. Going to try and get them all painted up this weekish

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Anyone got any advice for bat wings?

tepid stratus
tardy vault
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Leathery

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With the wing membranes being purple

tepid stratus
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Build up to your purple from a skin tone using a makeup brush. Hit it with a purple/red wash about halfway through the process

tardy vault
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I'm unclear about what you mean

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Do I just do layers or should I try for a fade of skin near the limbs and purple near the center?

tepid stratus
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Yeah that's essentially the idea, the purple comes in towards the centre as it's stretched out while closer to the limbs it retains the colour of the skin

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Provided you're keeping the limbs themselves a skin tone anyways

tardy vault
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Haven't really decided but that sounds solid enough

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unfortunately, I've been cheating on my skin tones in a way that is hurting me here

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I've been doing pale sand+a fleshshade because it's easy and I don't have to think.

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but i don't think that'll work right here

paper bluff
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Telemon repaint is going well

tardy vault
tepid stratus
# tardy vault but i don't think that'll work right here

Base it on the sand, either mix or just layer up with lighter purples getting more saturated towards the middle. About a third to halfway through the process hit it with a flesh shade mixed with some purple shade and then do your last few passes of purple

paper bluff
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I'm going to make vehicles dankatoi and shadoekeepers

tepid stratus
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Cheap makeup brushes I find are best for this sort of large surface area stuff

tardy vault
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I got an army paint drybrush which should do the trick I think

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tho I really do need to just buy a set of small makeup brushes

tardy vault
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Downside of this technique: waiting for the layers to dry lol

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Obviously if I batch painted them it wouldn't be as bad, but want to do a single model first ya know?

tepid stratus
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I getcha

tired cairn
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I usually find drying time isn't a big deal unless I am using a retarder or a wash, even on single models

tardy vault
tardy vault
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so I had a lot of leftover time

unreal cosmos
tardy vault
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thank you!

wary cape
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Knight are in combat patrols?

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Neat!

mild glen
rocky shale
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There is a drone squad sheet it's just horrible

mild glen
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Those are Legends now!

rocky shale
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RIP

solemn gull
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oh drones don't exist anymore on the table?

thin ibex
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Correct

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They are just gear for the squad sergeant

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And in some cases, each element of a unit

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They do not have their own unit, and do not possess stats or wounds

unreal cosmos
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Honestly I can see that as a response to a history of some very annoying tactics

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Like bubble wrapping riptides with em

thin ibex
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They notably cannot in any way take wounds for other models and then also save against those wounds

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None of that business anymore

unreal cosmos
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Somber nod

thin ibex
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Ironically tau still carry the stigma from that Era in many places

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Which is annoying

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Folks walk in like "Tau are supremely OP and I won't play against them" and I'm like "please actually look into this stuff. That's like a decade old concern. It's been multiple editions"

unreal cosmos
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Also just gotta say, I keep thinking your Icon is wearing a red starfleet uniform

thin ibex
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Lol

sour sequoia
# thin ibex Ironically tau still carry the stigma from that Era in many places

I think a lot abt when I was like. 12 and getting into the game for first time, playing tau's 4e codex in 5th and 6th--people giving me shit for not doing my homework and realizing it was gonna be a nightmare in the era of uncontestable flyers

and then the same people giving me shit for playing OP flavor of the month army when that codex dropped

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insane period of 40k

unreal cosmos
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T'au are one of the rare instances where I think it's actually possible for someone to be racist against a fictional population

thin ibex
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whats our win percentage these days anyway?

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im pretty sure we're not even in the top 5

mild glen
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I think we're top four played according to the Goonhammer stats from a few months back.

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So that alone is going to push down our win rate. Of the matches I've had since using Tabletop Battles, I'm 50/50

thin ibex
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50/50 seems like a solid place to be

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also means your own meta with your opponents is decent

mild glen
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I'm new. I'll get better.

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(I don't get games nearly as often as I want because I'm working when the weekly 40k nights are happening around here)

thin ibex
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@mental birch sorry for the tag, but curious, you play tau comp with some regularity right? How's the faction doing in your view?

floral herald
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Stat check has them at 46%

mild glen
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I think that's almost considered underperforming

thin ibex
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point and case, we're hardly OP or even close to it nowadays

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havent been in a while

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(this to support my earlier point about the stigma living with us)

thin ibex
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i do think a big thing is that tau dont really occupy like a best shooting army niche at all anymore

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we do get some really cool army wide abilties and tactical options

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but guard will outshoot us pretty handily in many cases

sour sequoia
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no more wargear points sounded great until you realized xenos like. Didn't really engage with wargear anyways

thin ibex
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orks sure liked not paying for power klaws anymore

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or megablastas

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i think tau as far as datasheets did get a bit more balanced too, we got a decent melee focused unit in the rampagers

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kroot getting sticky was a good change

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im honestly still not on the hates free wargear train as of yet. I do think costed wargear offers another vector to balance around, but i also think it made things weird as far as nickle and diming and as far as balancing a datasheet

jagged dawn
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Damn we finished the forges of mars trilogy and don’t have anything else lined up

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Anyone got suggestions?

bright dove
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Storm of Iron?

jagged dawn
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We actually own the omnibus containing it

solemn gull
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I really like that one part in storm of iron where ||a captured menial who has to clean a khornate marine’s armour starts hearing the armour speak to her and promptly puts it on going on a revenge rampage until someone else nukes the legion’s camp.||

jagged dawn
deft crest
floral herald
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Haha

mental birch
mental birch
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We're not a shooting army

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We're a movement bullshit army

thin ibex
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Yeah that's kinda what I was getting at, we have a big bag of trucks

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Tricks

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We have good shooting, generally, but other armies out shoot us

mental birch
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I think we beat other shooting armies but only by virtue of well

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Movement bullsjit

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Guard beats us in a straight out brawl

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We're never gonna brawl guard

desert jay
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How do you fare vs eldar?