#Warhammer and Such
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I thought you giggled off the alpha strike
I love dumb ork stuff
Bu then again why would you put an armored top on a Trukk?
My 8e tau experience was "I'm taking away your biggest toys. There is almost nothing you can do about it. I am then going to die to a single basic infantry unit running amoc in my line
That means the Boyz in the back can't Dakka
That’s no fun, you wouldn’t do that to the Boyz, would you?
They crave to shoot and die historic on the fury road
Yeah, it’s great
Like, I seriously wonder what is the crossover of orks inspired by Mad Max > Fury Road effects guys played 40k > Fury Road is kinda like orks > Orks take further inspiration from Fury Road
I don't know if it is still true, but 10e had a slight edge to the second player at least at one point
(I think because of how last turn scoring works for a bunch of missions)
If anyone has played the new version of Horus Heresy, how’s the reaction system work and do you think it’s helps the whole IGYG first turn advantage thing?
1st turn advantage is much less in 10th from what i understand
I’m kinda interested in how/if in-depth reaction systems helps games that still want to do IGYG
I would feel it at least would help with the getting distracted/bored during your opponents turn if done well
Your telling me this guy has 8 demons in him?
He looks like he mows his lawn 3 times a week so he doesn't have to talk to his family
He illudes to his regressive social politics in the work place in the hopes someone agrees with him so he can rant
But 8 demons?
Demons are stored in the limbs
he kicked their asses with regressive social politics
Eightbound-by-traditionalist-values
Modifying his rhino to roll coal
are striking scorpions any good?
yeah
They're relatively tough for Eldar, infiltrate, and work well as light infantry assassins
They can do some real work if led by karandras too
Are Trukks just rolling coal by default?
Yvraine (125pts): Kha-vir, the Sword of Sorrows, Storm of Whispers, Warlord
Archon (85pts): Huskblade, Splinter Pistol
Shadowseer (75pts): Miststave, The Weeping Stones, Shuriken Pistol
10x Corsair Voidscarred (160pts)
5x Howling Banshees (70pts)
5x Howling Banshees (70pts)
10x Incubi (170pts)
10x Mandrakes (130pts)
5x Scourges (120pts)
5x Striking Scorpions (65pts)
5x Striking Scorpions (65pts)
5x Striking Scorpions (65pts)
12x Troupe (180pts)
3x Shroud Runners (80pts)
Falcon (130pts): Pulse Laser, Wraithbone hull, Shuriken Cannon, Twin Shuriken Catapult
Falcon (130pts): Pulse Laser, Wraithbone hull, Shuriken Cannon, Twin Shuriken Catapult
Raider (80pts): Bladevanes, Dark Lance
Wave Serpent (110pts): Wraithbone Hull, Twin Shuriken Catapult, Twin Shuriken Cannon``` "Woe, Deep Strike and Infiltrator be upon you"
(I keep getting the terrible ideas.)
(Coal-rolling trukks with ball and chain truck nuts. Maybe with "MORON LOBBY" on the bumper.)
lmao
I do like how falcons are deepstrikers
Deep striking falcons with fire dragons is a thought
It is, however this list feels very flavorful with a bunch of banshee pirates
Oh my gosh
Bladeguard Ancient (55pts): Close Combat Weapon, Heavy Bolt Pistol, Pennant of Remembrance
Captain (105pts): Warlord, Shroud of Heroes, Bolt Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle, Melee Weapon, Bolt Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle, Master-crafted Power Weapon
Chaplain (60pts): Absolver Bolt Pistol, Crozius Arcanum
Judiciar (85pts): Absolver Bolt Pistol, Executioner Relic Blade, Weapons of the First Legion
Librarian (65pts): Bolt Pistol, Force Weapon, Smite
Librarian in Phobos Armour (70pts): Bolt Pistol, Force Weapon, Smite
Lieutenant (65pts): Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle & Melee Weapon, Master-crafted Power Weapon, Heavy Bolt Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle
Lieutenant (65pts): Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle & Melee Weapon, Master-crafted Power Weapon, Heavy Bolt Pistol, Master-crafted Bolt Rifle
5x Assault Intercessor Squad (75pts)
5x Heavy Intercessor Squad (95pts)
5x Intercessor Squad (80pts)
6x Bladeguard Veteran Squad (180pts)
4x Company Heroes (95pts)
5x Infiltrator Squad (100pts)
6x Inner Circle Companions (180pts)
5x Sternguard Veteran Squad (90pts)
Stormraven Gunship (280pts): Armoured Hull, 2x Stormstrike Missiles, Twin Assault Cannon, Typhoon Missile Launcher
10x Deathwatch Kill Team (200pts)```The list of the Marines I made this Ynnari list to have as an antagonist
I love the Hellstorm templates
BLAST TEMPLATES YEEEAAAAA
ahhhhh, I remember those!
need them to be green
I was very confused at how that template was going to be related to Warhammer Underworlds at first lol
same haha
new templates?
For HH
special templates you had in Apocalypse.
Bigger Flamer, Bigger Blast Template, Blast Template That's Five Blast Templates
Could I maybe get some tips to improve this list? They feel slow on paper, especially compared to the Ynnari I just made
I feel like less characters and adding some vehicles might be the wave
[Bob Ross voice] Just add a little skull on it.
happy little skull
this is actually the normal astartes creation process
They're all smooth like a ken doll down there
Do drukhari enjoy their own pain?
I know they use the pain of others to sustain themselves
Not the same way but yes
I ask for a kind of stupid reason
Like kabalite warrior armor is attached via skin hooks and shit
My Visarch counts as is going to be a former drukhari archon who got her arm cut off by my Yvraine counts as and I'm trying to gauge if 'love at first dismemberment' is a thing drukhari are twisted enough to have XDDDD
In general, drukhari have an extremely twisted relationship with pain
So I was looking at the names of the crusade forces my friends created and I can only smh at the custodes player's army name: The Celestial Chippendales. I don't even have to ask if he's a fan of the fabstodes from tts.
Heh
Allarus shield captain : Captain Wei Hung Lo
Custodian guard: the pole bearers
Venatari: the Jetstream gentlemen
Etc.
I only told him he could make such jokes with his custodes if he found models based on the tts custodes so I guess we will see if he found such models on tabletop simulator.
YES Absolutely
pfff
I take it you are intrigued by the idea of space elf... surprisingly non-toxic yuri
jesus fucking christ that captain name
The DE can easily resurrect themselves if they're on good terms with a homunculi so I bet there that wouldn't be an issue.
I did a literal double take when I read it the first time. The guy is a bit of a jokester at times.
Honestly with how obsessed he is with ancient Greece and Rome I'm surprised he went all in on his joke instead of going with a greco roman name for the captain.
Eldar in general can regrow limbs too so it’s less of a big deal
I think in this case the Visarch counts as is gonna have a prosthetic
Warhammer is best as an avenue to make silly jokes and commit to bits
I agree
Sure the setting is dark and grim at first glance but the more you look into it, the more humor and satire you'll find.
40k is deeply silly, as demonstrated by the bsdm elves who wear armor that hooks into their skin
The grumpy old men that are the necron overlords
getting a prosthetic arm like getting a kiss and saying 'im never washing this cheek again'
hmm, on the topic of eldar anyone have some advice for making a very wraith heavy list?
I mean I already thought the idea was cool, you didn't have to sell me on it
XD
We've just always liked the idea ever since stumbling across the designs for the various warith units
Get comfy painting yellow :p
Otherwise I think it’s relatively straightforward but weird to execute with
Since eldar are traditionally fast and fragile and wraith-heavy is slow and tough
Small wraiths good, big wraiths bad
Well we made a list that stuffed a baneblade into 2000 points of GSC back when you had the “quarter of your army” rule so unconventional is our normal approach to armies
Also spiritseers are mandatory
I would wait for the codex if you're interested in optimizing. One of the best stratagems explicitly don't work on wraiths
Also, why yellow?
You will also need some faster units no matter what since wraiths are too damn slow for playing objectives
(Be aware these are mostly on paper ideas since our current physical army is chaos knights)
Iyanden color scheme is the traditional wraith host colors
Ah right yeah, forgot
Going to be honest the newer editions threw us off since the last codex we bought was around 9e?
And that was before the current changes to how detachments work
Iyanden is the craftoworld most associated with wraith constructs and they’re yellow that’s all
I forget iyanden was lore wise originally loosely known for fleet/Corsair, then almost all of them died and now they're known for their wraith constructs due to needing to use more and more of em?
Note, not like a lizard but in a cloned limb getting grafted on
It's why we don't see a lot of bionic eldar
We don’t recall what they originally were but yeah now they’re known for their wraith constructs because basically everyone died
I’m pretty sure they can also regrow limbs like lizards
But that’s not the norm
Never read that anywhere
I think it’s in one of the path of the eldar books? Something about eldar healing stimulating (super)natural regeneration
Doubly so if you had a reputation for not being wounded by your opponents, then take on the epithet 'The Wounded' after your fight
So they just kinda wolverine back together with proper care
hmm
now that I know Yriel has the fourth Crone Sword
I wonder if Eldrad is gonna somehow retrieve the last one
I know it's in the palace of Slaanesh
But they did just get a psychically awakened Sister of Battle dropped into their lap
Who at this point is notable for telling psychic and anti-psychic phenomena 'No.'
i forget is it legit drukhari lore that b ecause they dont use t heir psychic abilities externally, a lot of it is pointed inward, enhancing their senses and physical abilities?
They’re also just less psychic
I think it's more like sense compensation
As a defense mechanism for Slaanesh
Their psychic abilities have atrophied from lack of use to not be seen by Slaanesh
reason i ask is i was wondering if drukhari feel physically weaker around a blank
That would be interesting but I doubt it
The Crone Sword in Slaanesh's palace is the one wielded by Shalaxi, right? Or does Shalaxi keep it in the palace
Either way I hope we get more ynnarii stuff in the future
I think Slaanesh would probably murder Shalaxi if they risked battling with it in realspace and losing it
It's fun when people do things in the setting
imagine slaanesh being so sure that keeping it in the palace and out of the physical would protect it, and kaldor comes rumbling through for hte upteenth time and yoinks it
I would curse the name of Matt Ward if that happened
I think it’s just in the palace and not actively used
I would accept Malus Caedo doing that.
I think the Ynnari plot line is tricky to advance since it’ll basically blow a whole through the setting if they succeed
(a bit funny tht Caedo is largely celebrated but people wanna forget about draigo)
But also them succeeding but failing to outright kill Slaanesh and now Fulgrim is on the warpath about it is good
Probably part of the matt ward effect.
We got to be one is part of it
yeah that def makes sense
Annoyingly our new recruit got wiped so we lost all our lists
its just amusing cause draigo is in a much better position to have their feats be canon
To be fair to the Ynnari plotline too no one said killing slaanesh would be instant
i actually have to just clear my lists semi frequently cause i make so many in new recruit
Really its just a chekov's gun if they ever want to make Aeldar important (so never)
to be fair they gave them massive importance as recently as resurrecting a primarch, so as far as GW is concerned they've gotten their quota of narrative spotlight for the decade
Emperors children finally gets a range then they kill off slannesh
slaanesh being a shattered god would be some wild khaine parity
I’d expect Slaanesh to get AoS’d not killed tbh
Yeah true
aos slaanesh is in jail right?
Yep
I feel like the crone swords will, if anything, sever Slaanesh from the remaining Eldar souls they've not consumed
I will trade one ynnari plot line falling through for Isha being freed from nurgle coinciding with an exodite range release
As Ynnead will be born and shepherd all souls of the Eldar
wouldn't the ynnead effectively just solve the doom of the aeldari in that yes they die but also they are ok
Yeah that’s basically the hope for it
That is the point of making Ynnead yeah
Theoretically
Yeah, but imo that doesn't really ruin the faction concept
But we could wind up with a Nagash with that, so...
Now this means that Ynnead being made real will likely never happen barring Games Workshop's final hurrah
i do think the ynnari as they exist now (lore wise not table wise) work well, with a partially awoken god, with its own avatar, having limited but prnounced influence in the world
The ynnead actually fully existing feels like it'd... really really shift things
Give us AoS-tier 600 point units you cowards
Lemme make Ynnari without a list tax unit GW, blease
I'll probably use Yvraine and the Visarch anyways cuz they're cool but blease
At least yvraine is viable
4++ 5+++ regening clown car go brrrr
"Why yes, I am bringing Yvraine, the Visarch, and 10 Voidscarred to this boarding action."
(I know this isn't actually a good idea lol)
Unfortunately I don't think that's an option in the new boarding patrol rules
The list building is more restricted
I think the funniest boarding patrol box with 20 cultists and ABADDON THE DESPOILER
A lot of those boxes were wacky
oh hey look a legionary kill team
have some neat conversions we stumbled across
https://www.reddit.com/r/killteam/comments/98jbvs/my_kill_team_assembaled_skaven_cult/
https://www.reddit.com/r/killteam/comments/ad02y4/my_skaven_genestealer_team_is_lurkin
Someone did the black mage eyes on an ironkin and now I believe that is the superior way
Why do I suddenly feel the default name for an ironkin is Vivi?
yall think the regular lrbt cannon is a good generalist?
was thinking about which lrbt id spam if i did spam
Yeah
It’s a decent generalist weapon with the caveat of you need to bring something else that has AP value alongside them.
God I just came up with the dumbest epithet for my corsair princess yvraine proxy
'The Hand-Taker'
'Oh is this like, a Khainite thing or?'
'No it's a joke about how my wife thought me cutting off her arm was so hot she pledged fealty to me.'
@jaunty dawn look upon this yuri cringe
yesssss
'It is also a Khainite thing.'
my mental says 3 LRBT with 2 hb 1 las 1 stubber; then 3 commanders with the same load
Let it be said through, a heumonculus would develop a cellular growth injector that would have exposed nerves growing ou the whole time to make it the most painful process you could imagine
If I had to bet a lore.... I imagine cegorach some how getting it and wanting ynnead to happen because, well I bet he wants a friend or audience again
Or to make up for the wedding of screams
cegorach can be a it mercurial; could see them holding onto it too if they got a hold of it
also not a strictly friendly/good god of the aeldari
cruel jokes are not beyond them
Hmmmm Napster
They do regularly go up against slaanesh for the souls for the harlequins. The ynnari trying to get the clown god on their side to get the sword would be a way to do it. Prank on slaanesh
lmao
There was a fun AU where the eldar joined the imperium and the emperor became an eldar God by apotheosis-ing to kill slaanesh
i wonder if warp god emperor would fucking hate itself
an emperor made up of what all of humanity thinks is the emperor; with a core fragment of the emperor that they threw into the warp a while back
The sort answer isn't even hate. Disgust is more like it
The actual emperor bit of the God-Emperor would be disgusted with what has happened to himself
Funnily enough, of people that could go into the throne room and understand that being on the throne..... I bet Lorgar could
Lord, a redeemed Lorgar would be such a good fucking plot line
i can't see it
he's so far down the rabbit hole
how do we feel about the punisher lrbt and the executioner?
i figure the... i forget what its called; the ignored cover cannon, can be kinda ignored
ive never seen the utility for it
Alright nevermind we’re pausing the eldar army planning and moving over to GSC
Minor problem with that is we aren’t overly familiar with GSC either since they require a bit of planning to work well
my thought is that they are probably slightly weak in a casual hand and are very rewarding with experience
He's been manipulated by his step-dad pretty much from the beginning and is still being. He's not godsworn and barely does anything with his "meditation on the true meaning of chaos"
The imperial cult is also based on his work
Yeah probably but we just like their vibes and are probably going to make them our second army after chaos knights
I think guilliman talking to lorgar and saying "you were right in a way. He is a god. But one undesirable"
Executioner is OK imo, Punisher is kind of a meme tank but it’s a good meme in its niche
Eradictor is aiui overspecialized for its cost
which is hte plasma one? I like the autocannon one but tthe plasma one seems a little lackluster
im trying to figure out when/if the eradicator has a place at all
i guess if you expect everything to have cover frequently
Executioner
Exterminator is the autocannon one and it’s also pretty good
Eradictor is I think too specialized for a TAC list
But I don’t think it’s awful
just got to understand nagash lore
and wow
dude really is a dick
i also understand why the skaven wanna fuck with him all the time
he got a huge stash of warpstone
Nagash is Awful™️, ye
He's not only awful, he's selfish awful. But in a Lawful evil sort of way. Negash would have been a great capitalist
No that absolutely sounds like it’s in keeping with the vibe
yeah that sounds entirely appropriate imo
lmao nice
Just messing about a bit
That does look neat
my mental is that its the armor leading the way
mortars and hovering air cover pound strong points
infantry have close quarters punch
I think I'm gonna rename the corsair fleet
since the current name is very obviously Khainite related
But I feel like the deldar are gonna sorta represent the khainite half what with the incubi and such
and that the seer-princess should be a follower of Morai-Heg
Setra was awful
but at least he made a functional empire
Settra wanted power and to be the best
Na'gash wanted power, to be the strongest, and spite anyone that would try otherwise
Settra knows he's better than you
Yes
If I ever get into a 2000 points battle against my friend who likes to being eldar aircraft.
Alright we’ve heard a lot of talk about how the new GSC demo charges are nerfed but haven’t actually stumbled across their datasheet to confirm
What even is different about them?
one thing i do wish with 40k was that armies equipped with "default" loads could be effective; like sentinels with multilasers and chimera with multilasers
that kind of thing
guardian squads with a shuriken cannon platform
recently I learned that morathi invented dark magic which nagash then used to invent necromancy
and also did a bunch of other things
so thats pretty cool
idk how much nagash and morathi interact now that theyre both many active in aos
and both gods
didn't nagash learn from the mortuary cults of his time rather than from morathi?
uh yes and no
the mortuary cults were responsible for trying to invent necromancy, and he was taught all that stuff, but the dark magic was learned from the dark elves and he was the first human to learn it
so he combined both research
morathi and nagash autocompleted to fanfiction so theres that
For the Greater Good!
Yeah, Nagash could only get so far but when he found a captured dark elf sorceress he learned the greater intricacies of dark magic and fused them together. Elves in WHFB had a comprehensive understanding of magic that humans didn't, but by the time Nagash learned it he'd been delving deep and had lived far longer than most. So he had the wherewithal to grasp it.
hmm
Moving a convo over here about angry chuds getting predictably angry over non-cishet white people in the Imperium.
moraiite corsair fleet names...
I know only a tiny bit about Corsairs but from the sound of them they sound like cool space pirate elves with an, "I do what I want, man!" kinda attitude.
They do, ye
Imagines a Corsair wearing sunglasses and kick flipping on a board, telling the Farseer to eat their shorts.
But this fleet's princess is a follower of morai-heg
and who has pledged her fleet to the Ynnari, so I imagine either they've undergone a rebrand or have always been
somewhat self-serious
The egos are too big to make it work.
I don't get the hate tbh, like what, is every imperial supposed to be white, they're on multiple planets, some that are probably pretty hot
Just wait till these guys hear about abhumans
That's why I stick with my blue cow mecha
I do think GW is cowards for the space marines skin tone changing thing not ever being shown. But also it's probably better that they don't do that
If your attraction to 40k is that you think of the Imperium as the perfect fascist misery factory, learning that it is somewhat diverse will be upsetting
Yeah on the one hand it’s neat lore on the other hand it’s kind of a huge landmine
The imperium has all kinds of people, some even have 3-4 arms!
…wait we weren’t supposed to say that out loud
It really doesn't help that everyone was white*, except the black space marines who had a defective version of that organ
*which I think is less true now?
Sorta
The Raven Guard all turn pale, and the Salamanders all have super dark skin
But the default is actually that space marine skin tone changes in hours to match the present radiation environment
So space marines don’t really have a skin color
This is, of course, really hard to put in your video game or TV show without having all the characters do blackface whenever it gets sunny
Oh, yeah I meant "painted model wise" wrt everyone being white
I'm sure they are a bit better in the books
Oh yeah for sure until recently yeah
Though, given how they are generally in big suits of armor, them all being their default skin color would probably be what happens most of the time lol
Though I guess that should maybe make them super-pale. idk
If I ever paint space marines, I guess I got to paint them albino
I think they change inside the armor or something
It doesn’t come up that much in the lore tbh
The real answer, ofc, is "a British company had British artists painting the characters and they just always defaulted to white people"
One of the least remarked upon implants
Honestly, probably best forgotten lol
In all balance yes probably
"Hello, my name is Jean Steeler, and I love the Emperor and his normal number of arms."
Exactly!
But yeah
I don't remember anybody throwing a shitfit over the classic Catachans
What units would make for a good ork pirates list?
I personally think that a strategic adaptation to UV levels in an atmosphere makes sense and is cool, but also if you spend 99% of your time in full armor, you will be pale as fuck
Lootas
Pretty much all but flash gitz are iconic
Lootas, flash gitz, Boyz, big meks, meks
Oh so that's why squad leaders don't wear helmets. They want to tan.
Lol
trukks shaped like wooden boats
You'd also have marines with only partial darkening across a space marines face that corresponds to the direction and intensity of the sunlight
If it's a reactive adaptation happening in real time
I think it's neat seeing a variety of colors in most regiments that aren't the salamanders or ravenguard
Really feels like there's a variety to the conscripts
Only thing I miss with my Tau
They're all blue 
So humans are apparently all very similar shades, it's just we are extra good at telling them apart (unfortunately)
Maybe you need to paint your Tau slightly different shades of blue to be inclusive
god squighog boyz look so fun but they would not fit on an ork pirate list like at all lmao
I bet there’s a bunch of shades of blue yeah
ork pirate ship which just has a portal to a feral planet which they crank open when a fight starts
The eye-borg guy said everyone looks sorta orange to him
Or they have a really big rok and keep a feral Ork preserve on it
Flash Gitz are also iconic
Because 1) they tend to get kicked out of more Propa warbands for being obnoxious
And 2) Kaptin Badrukk, the most famous Ork Pirate is himself a Bad Moon and a Flash Git
Oh, a beast snagga warboss who got bored hunting the same game on his home planet and so pressed a bunch of gretchen to fly the ship to more interesting locations while him and the boys keep their original lifestyle
Amazing
I think he meant 'they all fit, but flash gitz especially'
ah
Brought down by the lack of comma
Flash gits are struggling a bit in current orks set up yeah?
I'm sure you could have squigs on the ship
Remember, 40K ships are stupid big
WAIT BEAST SNAGGAZ HAVE A PSYKER LEADER???
I'm thinking ship to ship engagementwise
Launch giant squig out of a cannon
Or jam a bunch of squigs into a boarding torpedo
Jetpack into space
I do have two units of stormboyz
I also of course have the requisite
Ball of 20 fuckin Boyz
Led by a Warboss and Big Mek
Look at this fuckin thing lmao
An excellent way to get extra angry squids
Nah. Ya just haff ta get da runtherds to put some grotz in first as bait.
Oh no, I'm saying it's a bonus
Big Mek (85pts): Smoky Gubbinz, Kustom mega-blasta, Power klaw
Big Mek (80pts): Gitfinder Gogglez, Kustom mega-blasta, Power klaw
Warboss (65pts): Warlord, Kombi-weapon, Twin slugga, Attack squig, Big choppa
Wurrboy (60pts): Close combat weapon, Eyez of Mork
10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
20x Boyz (160pts)
5x Flash Gitz (80pts)
5x Flash Gitz (80pts)
10x Kommandos (120pts)
10x Lootas (100pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
Burna-bommer (125pts): Armoured hull, Twin big shoota, Twin supa-shoota
Burna-bommer (125pts): Armoured hull, Twin big shoota, Twin supa-shoota
Dakkajet (135pts): Armoured hull, 2x Twin supa-shoota
Dakkajet (135pts): Armoured hull, 2x Twin supa-shoota
3x Deffkoptas (90pts)
3x Deffkoptas (90pts)```This is probably a bad list for a first try at orks
honestly after 20k years of space stuff there should be every skin tone conceivable and way cooler abhumans then the current "What if ogre/halfling/beastman/random tentacle"
Armored Tropper Grotom
Good crusade upgrade (Honors/traits/relics) to put on a knight abominant?
Two birds one stone
the top right one looks like the old furibundus
The bottom right one is giving me serious neuron activation
Sicarian Infiltrators but cooler
Big Mek (70pts): Kustom mega-blasta, Power klaw
Warboss (85pts): Warlord, Headwoppa’s Killchoppa, Kombi-weapon, Twin slugga, Attack squig, Big choppa
Warboss (80pts): Kunnin’ But Brutal, Kombi-weapon, Twin slugga, Attack squig, Big choppa
Wurrboy (60pts): Close combat weapon, Eyez of Mork
10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
20x Boyz (160pts)
5x Flash Gitz (80pts)
5x Flash Gitz (80pts)
5x Flash Gitz (80pts)
10x Kommandos (120pts)
2x Meganobz (70pts)
5x Nobz (105pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
Burna-bommer (125pts): Armoured hull, Twin big shoota, Twin supa-shoota
Burna-bommer (125pts): Armoured hull, Twin big shoota, Twin supa-shoota
Dakkajet (135pts): Armoured hull, 2x Twin supa-shoota
Dakkajet (135pts): Armoured hull, 2x Twin supa-shoota```revised the list, got rid of the deffkoptas and a big mek for another warboss, some nobz, and some meganobz
I will need to check the name for it again but my knight abom in crusade fucked like hell
I'll check when I get home
Alright
Fun Ork character idea
A Kaptin named 'Edy
As in 'heady'
Cuz he thinks he's smart
Charisma, a massive ego backed up by brutish violence, etc
XD
I mean he probably is at least somewhat savy
has representatives of almost every subkultur in his warband
Biggest.
The Archduke of Perdition had Master Crafted Armor + The Panoply of Cursed Knights
Thanke
And they both involve the Eldar?
I thought the Old Ones made Eldar and Krorks and other stuff to fight the Necrontyr/Crons
Then the Eldar also call the war provoked between their gods by Vaul tricking Khaine with the mortal sword the War in Heaven
Some Games Workshop writer made a little oopsie
A little oopsie frustrating the hell out of someone absorbing Eldar lore to not accidentally fuck up her corsair fleet
(me)
I love how many Corsair fleets are Eldar teenagers in a rebellious phase
"You're not my dad Eldrad I'm going on a spaceship to do drugs and shoot at Mon Keighs"
Farseer parent just "I've already forseen this is a phase. You'll grow out of it."
My corsair-princess' parents are proud of her actually lmao
A farseer child of farseers
"I have seen my fate, to wound a dark kin, and by her blood help unite our race."
Her dad; "Hell yeah go get wifed up."
Ynari parents or Craftworlders?
Craftworlders, but as farseers they were ken to what a farseer vision's accuracy means
So like
Confused proud
Nice. Which Craftworld?
IYBRAESIL BAYBEEEEEEEE
Deep cut! I like it
(I'm using the same Craftworld as my partner's craftworld army cuz I think they're cool, I didn't know about them without him lol)
That being said of course not all her forces are from Iybraesil
Herself, her Banshees, and the Shroud Runners are, as well as a few of the Harlequins who form the Troupe accompanying her fleet having taken on a few Iybraesil as members
Oh, and of course a good few members of her Voidscarred retinue
Maybe one of her Scorpions squads is too, but otherwise they're all a mishmash of other craftworlds
Or in the case of her consort, Scourges, Mandrakes, and Incubi, well
They're Drukhari of course
You know what would be really fun
in lore, an institutional rivalry between her incubi and scorpions
That has to be even worse when they actually can see the future huh
It would be insufferable
I should probably pick up some reapers for my altansar craftworlders but ehhh
I'm kind of medium on them
on the other hand, lore
I have a question
How tf do AoS armies... work?
Like are you only allowed one character unit?
No?
Pretty similar to 40k
I mean
Okay AOS armies
You pick a character, they can have units with them as stated on their character list bit
You can form 4 detachments like this for efficiency
by detachment do you mean regiment?
Regiment yes derp
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I now
Understand
sometimes charachters can have charachters in their regiments
anyways making an AoS army where the general is reborn Sienna as a Lord-Veritant
I haven't tried list building in the midst recent aos edition
There's wizardy, there’s divine, and endless spells. Counterspelling is a thing, yeah.
But please tell me about your army when you can!
So far I have made priest regiment, wizard regiment, bowmen regiment, and smack people regiment lmao
Wuzzardings easy
led by a Lord-Veritant, Knight-Incantor, Knight-Judicator with Gryph-Hounds, and Knight-Heraldor respectively
You make a funny noise and a dramatic gesture and hit em with a half brick when they flinch
Simply as
Half a brick inna sock
Sentinels of the Bleak Citadels
Drops: 4
Manifestation Lore - Manifestations of the Storm
Prayer Lore - Prayers of the Stormhosts
Spell Lore - Lore of the Storm
General's Regiment
Lord-Veritant (140)
Knight-Questor (150)
Questor Soulsworn (230)
Regiment 1
Knight-Incantor (140)
Evocators (180)
Sequitors (170)
Regiment 2
Knight-Judicator with Gryph-hounds (160)
Judicators with Skybolt Bows (140)
Vigilors (130)
Gryph-hounds (80)
Regiment 3
Knight-Heraldor (110)
Praetors (150)
Vanquishers (110)
Vanquishers (110)```Here it is lmao
Oh jesus that's long
theres also the war in heaven thanks to chaos acausal stuff which is old ones+necrons vs chaos
I'm getting mad at custodes bikes again
You could remove the rapid fire from the bolters and give them assault and they would be more usable
dont they already have 12" of movement?
you can just move and shoot
instead of moving 13-18"
They have 12 and a 6 in auto advance but then no firing
I just miss the salvo launchers being an actual anti tank option for custodes
Because relying on the calladius or lethal hits melee is very restrictive
So you have the option to move 18" or 12" and shoot? What's bad about that?
i think it was an interesting choice to have all the big bikers not function as anti tank alongside none of hte melee power weapons
and i get it
makes armor tougher in general
it can be rough to give a flying unit an anti tank weapon that can reach the tank in one round over any terrain or blocking units and can reliably destroy the tank
but also i do think its odd that shining spears are no longer tank poppers
they can pop light armor and slay elite infantry though i suppose
Eh, fly doesn't let you get over terrain that well anymore. Flying over infantry makes screening much harder though, it's true
In general it's in line with 10th philosophy that infantry generally doesn't really have reliable anti tank tools, especially in melee
Which seems like a weird philosophy
Not all that much, it improves tank survivability in general, which was one of their goals
Lol is that why crisis were made vehicles
In the last 2 editions, tanks were generally not that good because they evaporated like mist
To a stiff breeze
I don't think that required removing infantry being and to kill tanks though?
Then again in the last 2 editions if you didn't have an invulnerable save you were not worth it
I didn't say they removed infantry being able to kill tanks, they made it harder, so that if it's just melee or just infantry it needs to be cumulative
An additional benefit to this is that armor can actually be a roadblock, and not be forced to sit as far back as possible
They just madd tanks harder to kill in general
Which has put a premium on those few weapons which can really hurt them
Doesn't feel like it ahhahaha
Honestly I think they just didn't make as much sense as infantry in a few ways, and it let's them shoot in melee
A prime example between editions is that now a land raider will often survive more than one round and feels tough as nails
...yeah fair
The most sensible change was making the big walkers vehicles and not monstrous creatures lol
In 9th and 8th, if you even brought one, it would die on round 1 unless you hid it the whole time
In general I appreciate that 10th is way less lethal than the last 2 editions
Shame custodes is 90% infantry lol
Outside of forge world options we're fishing for lethals
Auric champions makes vehicle heavy matchups easier but let me tell you, the knight matchup is still a slog
i fully believe you, there is skew there
but in general; its a decently effective change to the game state
It would be thematic for custodes to be the one exception to the rule. We're not like the other melee armies that have abundant access to high strength shooting or a daemon primarch to open cans
not that win rates are prescriptive, but havent stodes been mid to top tier through the vast majority of 10th?
I know saying melee army and abundant high strength shooting is a bit misleading but armies like CSM and space wolves that are nominally melee armies can also sprinkle lots of lascannons into lists
and i do actually agree with that, though id probably still isolate those tools to specific models like a leader or sgt equiv
Hot trash on codex release, pulled back to mid tier after tournament players adjusted their playstyle and GW fixed some glaring issues with the book
though id honestly rather they achieve AT melee via some kind of synergy or status infliction
Yeah, they were doing well until the codex lol
Though before the codex they kind of invalidated other melee armies
That's nominally what the pocket lethals is for. Albeit you either need to play shield host and advertise to your opponent that you're going for the 5+ lethals at the start of the round or you go auric for full rerolls but only on 2 character models
CSM also has a few ways for infantry to hurt tanks in melee fairly well
Though one of them is just Khorne Chosen
i feel like ork true infantry AT is just 20 boyz mid waaagh with sus hits
Good reroll access, pocket lethals, high ap and abandon existing helps. Had abandon basically solo a knight matchup last tournament I was in
I was thinking, as far as the synergy comment, something similar to like... the SM storm speeders
something else has got to set up the dunk, as like a 2 step hoop jump rather than a 4 step hoop jump
which would also help ensure that stodes dont just eat literally everything for breakfast
Make it Saggitarum or pyrithite spears apply some toughness debuffs or something
Get T10+ stuff into your melee brrakpoints
Rather than go for convoluted ways to maximize lethal hits which melts everything
i def agree with that
It'd be way more useful if Saggitarum could have their disintegration beams debuffs monsters and vehicles instead of being a once per game dev wounds
i dont need a flow chart maze to achieve it, but dont want it to be a default capability; so a 2 step process makes sense to me
My personal feeling is that I think vehicles should have facings again
Plus then sagg are a dual use unit instead of just an infantry killer, something every custodes infantry already does well
i do see a lot of good anti vehicle infantry these days accessing that AT by using mortals on the charge; assault intercessors with jumpers, kroot rampagers, that kind of thing
i forget, none of the big jetbikers have mortals on the charge do they?
As someone who attends tournaments semi regularly
i know the biker shield captain can get it in one of the detaches
but the normal bikes dont
Custodes jetbikes can once per game do a couple mortals to an infantry unit they fly over
Honestly just let jetbikes tank shock. I think that would do a lot for them
that would be fun
Str 7 melee so only 7 dice
would make shining spears feel a bit more punchy
which is really what they're all about
i wonder if the lance keyword should have been different
though if that got changed now some units might get a bit wild
+1 to wound is honestly pretty good i suppose
actually
Lance being +1 to wound is really good but to compensate Lance weapons are rarely allowed to have a strength value that threatens meaningful breakpoints. Also they are often in armies with other ways of getting+1 to wound like custodes
just that when you're flying around with a str 4 lance weapon you "upgrade" to wounding T9+ on a 5
Sentinels of the Bleak Citadels
Drops: 4
Manifestation Lore - Manifestations of the Storm
Prayer Lore - Prayers of the Stormhosts
Spell Lore - Lore of the Storm
General's Regiment
Lord-Veritant (140)
Knight-Questor (150)
Questor Soulsworn (230)
Regiment 1
Knight-Incantor (140)
Evocators (180)
Sequitors (170)
Regiment 2
Knight-Judicator with Gryph-hounds (160)
Judicators with Skybolt Bows (140)
Vigilors (130)
Gryph-hounds (80)
Regiment 3
Knight-Heraldor (110)
Praetors (150)
Vanquishers (110)
Vanquishers (110)```Is this a good Stormcast list?
absolutely crazy to me that shining spears and especially the star lance is still str 4
id have expected str 5
or even 6
i guess they hit harder at range these days
than in melee
brain computes ranged shining spears as weird
Setting aside that half of it will be legends next summer, it's decebt in a different formation. Sentinels wants lots of ruination stuff which you don't have in this list
Also high drops can be detrimental if you don't have a gameplan for both possible priority outcomes
finally a...psychic landmine? librarian hat? 🤔
It makes no sense lol
it does make them feel almost like a tau unit
Oh I changed the formation to Thunderhead Host whoops lol
"fly up to within 6 inches, shoot em"
i kinda wish tags got played with more for their mechanical output
like melta weapons dont need to be the only ones with the melta tag
you could give the shining spears a melta tag if you wanted
I wish melta boosted strength so they could go back to being a risky can opener for infantry
most of the dedicated melta units i feel actually make good use of em now; but the factions that dont have em are kinda out in the wind hoping for a cheeky 6
Also really? Half of it's becoming Legends?
Getting dangerously close to the enemy would let it at least meet the breakpoint of popping light tanks since most melts weapons are strength 9 with melts 2
like sunforged suits do well, eradicators are super dangerous, fire dragons are dangerous if they gut into range
eradicators are apparently some of the most powerful AT on the SM roster but lose out to lancer because they are harder to use
sunforged are one of the only non rail options the tau have for AT that you can expect to do something xD
Yup. Evocators, sequitors, judicators and the knight heraldor got cut from the range and were given a 1 year grace period before they get shifted to legends
Sunforged also have the benefits of mobility and rerolls to help them out
inner lore mind is bothered by eradicators being better than fire dragons at their job; but whatever
Hopefully fire dragons get some love with fuegan and the codec
its not like fire dragons have been polishing the art for hundreds if not thousands of years with tools specific to the job, sure just get full rerolls eradicators, who were (relatively speaking) born yesterday
i guess they're chearper and come with a invuln at least
Literally most of my favorite units lmao wtf
oh and the firepike i guess is a point in their favor as actually being str 12 and also getting melta 3
Range got too big and ended up with a lot of overlap so they cut stuff to justify space (both roster wise and production wise) to put in the new ruination stuff
Do the ruination units do anything like the units that are getting cut?
just add 20 new character units, to make looking at the stormcast roster even more intimidating
and ensure they have vaguely similar names
Nah but you see brother Jeremiah here has been alive since the heresy, ignore the fact he spent most of his time on ice. He saw a primarch kill a tank as a kid so clearly he knows how to kill tanks good
damn you brother jeremiah, damn you and your sick kick flips and tank killing prowess
Also if both evocators and sequitors are being cut, is the knight-incantor only gonna be able to field castigators?
i do think fire dragons have an easier time getting into range, pop into falcon, deepstrike in, ride up close get out and shoot
and the falcon is also stronk
so i guess fine
Sort of? Reclusians fill a similar role to some of the cut melee units as tough elite melee dudes. Vigilors and Raptors, while not ruination units also have better defined shooting roles than castigators and judicators
So we just read the new votann 10e rules and uh, wow
... Knight incantor and castigators are also on the chopping block
Y’all got smacked hard with the nerf stick
They were apparently never intended to be an elite army lol
so my only options for wizards are gonna be various flavors of magic cavalry
Knight Arcanum functionally replaces the knight incantor
So they made them not broken but I think quite a bit cheaper?
Don’t know how much cheaper overall they made them but yeah a few models dropped in points
votann in the current state are actually doing pretty okj
Still though, y’all have basically zero access to rerolls
Allegedly they greatly reduced the number of rerolls this edition
Depends on what you mean by magic cavalry because dracolines also got the axe
(they said that and then gave Space Marines oath of moments lol)
Well reroll auras are gone but targeted full rerolls are rampant
A lot less reroll 1s
I mean cavalry mages, but the knight arcanum is on foot so its fine
Yeah we just finished looking through wahapedia and there is one (1) reroll we found and that’s grim demeanour
no more dragon riding stormcast units?
All the mounted mages are gone unless you count Krondys
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anyways we don’t play LoV just was commenting on it
Dragons riders yes but none of them are mages
they do have some of hte easiest access to bonus to wound in the entire game
Man
We’re going to disappear and figure out an outlander claw GSC list
The Stormcast line is getting a kinda rightfully earned pruning because there's just entirely too much stuff in that army.
I mean I won't contest that but why the mages instead of
(That’s the one that lets you make mad max jokes)
The 15 different flavors of 'whack something'
So I hope you like not magic melee, crossbows or cool monsters and beatstick heroes. Because that's stormcast now
Space Marine players getting nervous lol
Because 5 of those flavours of whack something also got chopped
Can’t happen soon enough
I avoided that army because the range is too big and confusing
Honestly cutting the amount of casters going into the edition with free endless spells was probably a smart move balance wise
And the comp meta too weird to build for at the time
Ok, but consider how funny it is that the datacard stack is so huge
I already find the S2D and CSM ranges awkwardly big and full of garbage
S2D?
Is it pretty reasonable to use the cut units as count-as for other units (as in look very similar etc)
Slaves to darkness
Yeah sequitors are easy liberator proxies. Hammer and shield is a hammer and shield after all
Castigators for hurricane raptors
Incantor for an arcanum
are Lord-Arcanums gonna still be around?
That's not to bad. Hopefully tournaments are reasonable about it
oh my god lmao
Primarily because the mount kits for them got the axe
On the topic of AoS we don’t get why Skaven fall under the “chaos” tab on the GW website
The Horned Rat is a Chaos God now
The fluff reason is really funny
Horned Rat is a Chaos God
Really? Huh
Like, actual legit same playing field as the other 4
They all went back home to study the degrading stormcast memories with each reforming
Guess we missed that change
He ascended before AoS right?
Kinda happened between games
Guess we just never noticed that
aaaaaaaaaaaand judicators are getting axed too
Yeah... Knight judicators is sticking around at least
'These include the entire sacrosanct chamber'
But vigilors and judicators literally serve the same purpose
hey, gw, can you spare some kits for the other factions in your game
signed: DoK player
Ah, ok. I know Chaos in the Old World added him as a faction so I thought it was earlier
In AOS' case that's actually what they're doing. A bunch of armies got resculpts in waves last edition
DoK tho... Well here's hoping for this edition
~ half my hero units are just fucking goooooone ~
$90
More retroactively unifying the timelines now that AOS has a defined story and timeline
~ and it's the half I thought was coooooool ~
Literally all my picks for regimental leaders are getting the axe except the knight-judicator lmao
Here's hoping you aren't buying one of two fucking kits for your entire army.
We are not quite smart enough to understand the AoS rules so we just think they’re neat
How do people feel about votann? I have a load of tau I haven't touched in like a decade and they seem to be tau but with the heavy infantry I always wantes
I'm an IJ player, I had 3 kits until the end of 3rd
You can check on the AOS app for what's staying in the range
Get in line
-signed KO Player
Otherwise I'd recommend picking a different faction that doesn't get bloated to the point of range rot
Honestly I'm picking a diff faction lol
I didn't think they are as single phase as the tau? They are also weird because they are very medium range (24"). But I don't really know how they play
3rd edition was definitely a start for sharing the love. I just hope the trend continues into the dwarf armies and pads out orrucks more
My two favorite reg leaders and like aaaaaaaall my favorite infantry choices are getting axed so fuckit lol
A bioshock big daddy style unit would rule and fit right in to the aesthetic
lol
lmao at being change but not fight
I'm not wrong;)
I'm hoping ogres get love this edition. They're the oldest range now that skaven and Seraphon have been updated
You could embrace the Ossiarchs 😄
Go and collect the Bone Tithe
Maybe even have a leader made out of fossils.
It's very funny that the tau battleforce box is going to have less (non-drone) models in it than the knight box
In better news I have realized that I need not fret over not having been a warhammer+ sub before august this year
My partner was
So I can eventually get Karlina to kitbash for my Visarch by paying for it but using my partner's account lmao
I am watching warcry rules and
Question, why do this to see who will go first and not just toss a coin?
Unmatching dice
Oh ok yeah idk wtf they're on about
In AoS the person that finishes deploying first gets priority
If both finish at the same time then roll off
Games workshop tried to replace all numbers with fucking shapes for killteam this tracks complete
Slams 4 giants on the table
Done
I think you use those dice for special powers later
They seem to forgo that in the new edition
OOOOH Fair enough, thank
Because it was stupid they changed it
And singles are worse than sets iirc
So if you get a worse roll you at least get initiative
How do you spend that much money making something objectively worse and harder to use
Besides being apple
Because they don't want to be better, the ywant to be unique
Tzeentch seems like my best hope for warrior wizardry
I think you also get to do some dice manipulation before determining initiative? So you get to tradeoff going first versus having more abilities to use
There is another-alternative, yes-yes.
Clan Skyre has your back.
Aren't Skryre more... magitech than just magic?
They are.
I suppose there's also Cities for Warrior Mages, but man is that an expensive army.
my partner already bought it fuck XD
I'm really sad lord-veritant is getting the axe, it's model was so cool
now yall got me sitting here thinking about how id best use shining spears
seems like they want to go somewhere, shoot, not kill the target, so that they can then charge
and on the charge it seems like they REALLY want to target heavy infantry
space marine equivalents specifically
So they're a good pull into Necrons
Lumineth, everyone is a warrior and a mage
yup, and they really want to be hitting something worth more points than them because they are not surviving very long after that charge
theres no getting around how they're not all that good; but im gonna try and list build wit hem anyway
They're finally cheap enough to be an OK trading unit
And -1 to hit
they kinda feel anemic in a similar way to banshees but they hit harder
They can survive a couple pot shots but they basically do the same thing as a falcon+banshee combo but cheaper and not leaving a falcon behind
Hey question. Is it ever elucidated why Big E named the space marines uh … marines?
pretty sure because they were shipboard assault infantry
Because currently I’m envisioning him like watching a 1990s Marine Corps recruiting ad
which is what marines are by definition/historically
i doubt its that but you know that is a funny possibility
but yeah marines are generally the boarding/combative element aboard a ship of the line
Aye it’s just that space marines often don’t fulfill anything close to that role
I was wondering if there were an official explanation
they did sort of during the great crusade, they arrived on large warships, then descended to the planets to fight
and all their infrastructure was built to be deployable from a ship
Or if I could safely insert my “this guy’s a dork” headcanon
broadly speaking tehy kinda do totally fill that roll actually
Also at the start of the Great Crusade they were his first supersoldier project rolled out with the intent of interplanetary operations
However Solar Auxilia are probably the closest to traditional marine definitions
Also, unrelated: would a 1k army of one War Dog Stalker and five Brigands be unfun/unfair?
It's a lot of melta but also I don't know if there would be enough enemy armor for them to use it efficiently
They are kind of like Marines like the royal Navy Marines? I guess a cross between them and US marines? (A bit small for a proper army but not quite just special forces)
I think it’s more like royal navy marines yeah
It's the original meaning behind marines
As a note the US marines are also part of the navy
The connotation is different I think because the royal marines are a relatively elite small formation in a way more comparable with like marine raiders or the ranger regiment in the U.S.
hmm, we looked over the SoB kits and the fact a lot of units we previously thought were helmetless have helmet options is making them more appealing to us
we liked their aesthetic to begin with and the rules seem fun but painting faces is our nemesis
Contrast paint will save you
I was too hasty with my contrast, my tau sergeants face is all splotchy -_-
indeed but we don't have any since after years of not painting the kits we bought we've settled into a "doesn't have to be flashy or perfect, just get them assembled" mindset
in the future we'll go over our already painted models and make them better with layers and contrasts and what not but for now we need to break our perfectionism mindset
Contrasts are meant for quick and dirty paint jobs.
mate we're a university student
Slap them over white paint and on anything that isn't flat panels it's just automatic shading.
A tragic fate
anyway yes we don't like faces and avoid them where possible (GSC are kind of the exception because they're all tyranidy) so having helmet options for SoB is nice
plus we just think helmets look better
Objectively correct take tbh
it took us this long because gw never shows the characters with helmet options as actually wearing them unless you examine the actual sprue
like the canoness
3D Printer go brr
30k still has them
Can't find that Aeldari kit on GWs store right now, but comparing plastic to resin isn't fair. Resin "Son of God" is $128
Yeah, I think "expert kit" means "former Forge World stock"
Ye
is forgeworld as a brand dead and gone?
Kinda?
Unless you're buying off Etsy in which case there's plenty of not-Robby G models being printed for $20.
Commented more on the "bullshit pricing gang" comparing plastic to resin
i was gonna try and make a real list with em
but i got excited about jet bikes and it got away from me
it could work though, if you get real lucky
just uh
very little AT
did a test list for a maybe crusade as the Wolfspears
i think it feels appropriately stealth huntery
I do like Phobos lists
Btw
A Comissar is outside the normal chain of command 
But can they assume a position of organizing strategy and other aspects if needed?
Cause i seen Commisar Cain do that, but he's a bit of an outlier
Yes and also Colonel_Commissar Gaunt is also another special case
I forget if Yarrick had something like that also
I do know he could order around space marines
i dont think he had the actual authority, hierarchally, to order space marines; its more like space marines decided he was worth listening to
im once against struck by how baneblades honestly seem really strong
but i guess map design really stifles em
Yarrick was Supreme Commander of Armageddon
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this is actually a really fun scenario
moving terrain set up
Do we think kastelan bots would be strong in casuals/crusade?
They are literally wider than the gaps between buildings on most recommended layouts
It sucks
Similar problem with the lord of skulls outside of the soulforged detachment that has the ignore terrain strat
"I'll be over here" energy
Pretty much if maps let em stretch legs they suddenly become so much better
damn that head goes pretty hard on them
I find Custodes growing on me tbh
honestly i think gw just doesnt paint them well
the heavy metal folk dont seem to care much for full metallic stuff
Yeah I don't like painting skin so I look for helmet options
That's a shaped bike helmet
i should have another go at it
Doctrinas improving by being close to battleline units is actuality a very fun interaction
Along with many unit abilities
kastellans seem like they might be decent in cohort cybernetica
despite effectively only direcly benefitting them
The issue with Cohort Cybernetica is that all the stratagems only trigger in the command phase
So you can't react at all
And that makes it so bad 😔
yeaaaah
buuut
punch gun bots
is neat
i guess its also nice that all of them only cost 1 cp
so you could theoretically reliably use one every round
I have a friend who's primary attraction to admech is the kastellans
Oh don't get me wrong Kastellans are sweet and Cohort is the best way to play them, its just sad that Cohort is one of the lame proto detachments from early 10th
Advance and charge Kastellans kick ass
Having all the stratagems be in the command phase is a cute idea and I get what they were going for. Having the defensive one be in they phase was very silly
The non-bonus of Kastellans getting imperatives doesn't help either. Especially since they are now the only datasheet without it just to make that detachment do something 🙃
yeah, maybe the december balance update 😭
no detachment changes was my biggest let down with the last one
Hopefully. I don't get the sense they consider internal balance of detachments to be a high priority, but they did so some buffs to random ones (across all factions) last rules change dataslate
I imagine it's on their list but overall inter faction balance is probably top priority
Yeah. Though that's pretty decent now at least. They still have to solve the codex-compliant space marine problem though
If I read it right, we'll see points adjustments regularly, we'll see actual stat adjustments maybe once or twice a year (probably once), and other things even more rarely
That was the original plan. They went off-script from that basically immediately though lol
And they are very likely going to make a proper Deathwatch army detachment-thing this time around
made the mistake of looking in the 3rd ed rulebook last night for a silly project and now I just want to use it to make 3rd ed armies 
3e is an entire mood
3rd was still playing around with non-competitive rules and concepts as leftovers from the RT/2e days so there's a bit of a fun to it that got ironed out in later editions.
Assault cannons having 'jam' rules was not one of the better rules at the time though, that shit sucked.
I kind of miss when things were more shit
Like your whole necron army disappears because your leader failed a dangerous terrain check and died
I like 4e
love that the core book comes with rules for most armies and even variant rules for some of them (like marines and nids)
How long has deep strike not been dangerous?
8e
I started with 3rd so I have a fondness for it but I feel like 4th was the much more cleaned-up version of it. Unfortunately that also applied to the codices for that edition and they were...rather a bit bland, at times.
We actually have a bunch of old 2e and 3e codexes in a box
idk like space marines for example had actualy chapter tactics customisation
vs 3e which had to manually bring out a white dwarf for every first founding
We had an English prof back in highschool who used to play warhammer and when he heard we were into it he gave us all his old codexes
and the 4e imp guard codex is wiiiild
I think you could make for...well maybe not balanced, but interesting combo of using 4th ed core rules and 3rd ed codices.
it does kinda depend though
I like a lot of the old cruft but Phase Out sucked
also like tau and they don't really have their roster till 4e imo. same with necrons
or I guess not necrons
Just encouraged the most boring fucking listbuilding
I don't think the got a codex
I don't imagine it'd be balanced but considering how old the edition is you could just houserul a bunch of shit to get a bit more parity. Like porting over rolled-in points costs for grenades, marines having bolt pistols, etc.
still though the 3e one is Bare Bones
I can agree with that
Thankfully 3rd thru 5th share the same basic framework so you could backport those options in this theoretical overhaul.
If it was points based not model count based I would be warmer to it
3.5 csm is grea though
Oh yeah 3.5 CSM is fucking peak.
yeah, wish I lived in the universe where all armies codicies where that detailed 
We’d recognize that cover anywhere
Sadly we don’t have a full inventory list and we can’t check since the box isn’t here with us
the back of the tyranids 3e book is cool and alone makes it like one of the best codexes but other than that bit I prefer 4e
I have...most of the 3rd ed books. I'm missing uuuuh Tau, Necron, both IG books, and both versions of the Dark Eldar book.
I even have all the Chapter Approved collections.
witch hunters Existing
The realm of chaos books are so cool
3rd/4th and 6th ed WHFB are the two(ish) editions I'd go back and play, honestly. Both with some houserules tho.
I want to mash them up and play 40k with square bases and rank'n'file
Did you know that WHFB didn't have 3-models-for-a-rank for monstrous infantry like ogres until eighth edition?
Which is absolute insane nonsense because GW themselves would post official photos of ogres and trolls and other monstrous infantry in ranks of 3 but this is not in the core book. It's not in 7th. Hell, I don't think they ever FAQ'd it for those two editions--it was either 4 or 5 models wide for a rank, period.
Unless you were bretts and had a special thing.
I wanna play some fantasy/oldworld but like. on tts or something
I haven't given TOW much of a look but it seems like a somewhat cleaned-up 8th.
Half of my interest in oldhammer comes from the goofy models tbh
Kings of War has largely replaced my rank n' flank desires, as it's a very smooth play experience.
I'd played enough WHFB matches that took 4 goddamn hours and KoW is a lot faster.
(small shoutout to OPR's Age of Fantasy: Ranked tho, shit looks good for quick games)
OPR looks really cool in general
All of their games look fun or better than their 40k parallels to me
Yeah. I've been plugging away at a couple OPR Fantasy armies for a while now. I like I can just use whatever models.
I wish there were more popular model agnostic games
I'm currently eyeing some old blood angel models on ebay and considering making a small Grimdark force using them, as I've always kinda liked 3rd ed BA. The later sculpted abs and nipple thing was a bit over the top.
I really think part of it is that they have like "okay you get new units to use but you can't use certain standard units" which sounds like a fine balancing metric, except:
A) Initially only restricting you if you used the detachment (since changed)
B) The restriction list being a very light touch, BTs only get locked out of vehicles they have their own versions of, DW and SW lose a few firstborn squads that there's plenty of alternatives to, and BA don't get locked out at all
BT had a lot more restrictions back in the day
No Devastators, no Whirlwinds, no Scout squads, obv no Librarians
part of this is they like
just decided not to update chapter restrictions when primaris came out like at all
Nvm I’m dumb
Yeah, although for BTs they also opened up a lot of Firstborn stuff when they folded back into the SM codex in, what, 8?
Got rid of the "won't field with an Imperial psyker" rule, fluffed a reason to take Scout squads, etc
Feel like a general push against telling people not to buy these army men
(kept the "no Librarians" thing tho, maybe they just felt that was too iconically BT)
Oh right yeah also no librarians
But apothecaries (SW) and librarians aren't really strong enough to make a diff on just those few units either, and there's so many SM options about
"Yeah no firstborn, gravis, or phobos" would still leaves some SM subfaction with more infantry options than like everyone but guard
I think tournament play/ serious competition play is a net negative
i feel like phase out in current edition would equate to "bring precision lol"
At least in 4e Phase Out was just “if you lose 75% of your models the rest teleport out and you are tabled”
So you must bring large blocks of Necron warriors to bump your model count up
Necron warriors weren’t even bad!
Basically just tactical marines with bad initiative and what would these days be devastating wounds bolters
i feel like necron warriors arent explicitly bad atm tho? I know they're not in vogue perse and you dont want to spam them, but with the number of ways to keep the maround and kicking, it feels like they stay relevant
having one or 2 big blobs can be useful
GW should of end times’d 40k the second a player opened excel
I feel like a fair game is a good thing?
As well as mechanics that make sense and are clear in how to apply them
I don’t mean that they’re bad now just that I think it was bad for making listbuilding boring not bad for giving unit taxes on weak units
3rd-4th ed was fun and fluffy and also sometimes in turn one the Eldar army would clear 24 inches of movement in a turn, alpha strike and remove half your models, including armor before you even got a chance to play
Ofc the Necron range was also about 25% the size it is now
Or at least unit taxes on boring units.
Also 3rd ed Necron armies were literally almost always just bricks of warrior and 1 - 2 monoliths it was so dull
Cyan what do you mean, necrons are just: warriors, wraiths, destroyers, and a monolith. That's it.
Hey there was also usually 1-3 Wraiths and some Destroyers or Heavy Destoyers!
Oh and a lord
We kinda hate it when a system (tabletop or otherwise) ends up having rules that make it so everything looks the same
I can get the sentiment, but also I don't think that's what happened with 40k?
Oh we’re not saying it is
But you do get a lot of samesey lists at the competitive level
I miss big goofy multi-player narrative events
We recently saw a sort of classic list come out on top in the London gt
20 players with 500 point armies all playing one big brawl
Csm and orks both played a really like... traditional list
I think list variability is pretty decent in comp arm
It's not like... i forget which edition it was, but you couldn't compete with tau if you didn't triptide and drone wall
There’s a few 1 detachment pony armies but there’s a good number of competitively viable setups
The earlier editions were a weird blend of ttrpg and wargame
I remember list building in 8th was a bit 1 dimensional. If you didn't have an invuln you (generally) weren't worth the time
Hell RT required a game master for some scenarios
Game scale has also steadily increased
An army for play was originally much smaller iirc
I play mostly smaller games anyways tbh. A couple small squads and a centerpiece vehicle are all I can cart around with me.
he was as competent as he was tyrannical wasnt he?

maybe he is