#Warhammer and Such
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Eldrad is OK but he'd be better off taking some guardians to sit on home objective
They'll usually generate more dice
Eldrad generally wants to be used for shenanigans with doom
I think the AoK is a fair shake its just an epic hero so you can't get 2
But its also a Very Eldar Very Centerpiece model
It's one of our few anvil pieces
yeah
And an overwatch that can pop tanks with a fate die
Like I'd feel a little weird about taking a bunch of the CSM Epic Heroes because I have a real nice roster of generics to use with a lot of power and flexibility
Shit the Chaos Lord with Plasma Pistol and Hammer is like, the most common competitive CSM character haha
I really hope they let autarch lead aspects or something so you don't just have to stick every hero with guardians
yeah yes please
I miss the old "you just need to match unit type" rule for attaching characters
Since it was super flexible
Every autarch that can lead a unit can't lead something with better than close combat weapons, despite having a really good melee profile
We should really see about buying more HH books since I believe we only have the first 3/4
https://x.com/mick19988/status/1841020005225541749?s=46&t=oWW_NnXMz5xZU9SUUTq01g
Also the Horus Heresy death guard scheme is just peak
"I will attach the bike autarch with lance to my windriders" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
He does, but so does every other autarch, and the bike autarch has no synergy with the windriders he can attach to
Winged autarch is substantially better than both other options because it has lone op
Yeah I suppose I'm that case the only reason to do it is because you like jet bikes and think the biketarch looks cool
Seems a bit similar to the nid prime with wings and gargoyles. Could use them as a delivery system/ Ablative wounds I guess
Its more that it cant lead shining spears despite having a lance
that does suck
feels kinda weird autarchs can't join aspect warriors
cause they don't really have a huge leader buff, and it's not like they wanted aspect warriors to have no buffs at all cause they have phoenix lords
really feels like they should be able to join as long as they have a matching piece of equipment to show theyve done that temple
they take away our x so they can sell it back to us etc
(they do knda fuck though)
(and don't melta spam, so)
a while ago someone showed me a bit in a dark angels book where one of them fell down some stairs
started cursing and the other brothers laughed at the situation
...Darken Angle did what? 
Sometimes the world they interact with is not built to support them. I legit think that's a great excerpt
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jBTGUXaj/heresy-thursday-hack-and-maim-with-new-legiones-astartes-melee-weapons/ pretty good selection, depending on the price, though no chain axes??
THE PROPHECISED ONE
let's seeee
two sprues
box seems the same size as this
so however much this in your local currency
that's my guess
(til the heavy weapons arms come with little wrist augury scanners like out of Aliens, thats dope!?)
Yo two upgrade kits announced at once?
nah this one's been out
just for comparison, the proportions match so likely same size
ooh slung boltgun
and melta bomb!!!
Oh riiiight
and heads!!!!
12 bolt pistols total
ooh and a new sheathed chainsword, though not 10 like the old mk3 kit ;P
pretty happy with this tbh!
It's a heck of a lot
the mk3 vambraces setup remain the coolest thing ever
tacticool hands!!!!!!
this is a goldmine
21 different arms...
basically every angle you could ask for
I just wish we get mk7/8 in this system one day
I feel like
idk if anyone is doing it like them tbh????
that I've ever heard of anyway, to this extent
as more kits come out
Even though I'm sad theres not chainaxes this is so much stuff I'm stoked about it
Tactical knife hands too! So you can gesture authoritatively and tactically during PowerPoints!
(Is that too niche of a joke?)
SovietWomble recognized
No, it’s more just a general military thing where it’s a thing to authoritatively gesture with knife hands at meetings and such
tacticool hands!!!
lord i do not need an HH army
Knife hands on the sprue suggests a possible future release including knife hand holsters
(pockets)
HA
What are you trying to build
I’m not sure ngl
then you should begin there
Aren’t they legends?
just dont play with squares
necrons are a fair bit bigger than skitarii though, unfortunately
decent theme basing material :)
if someone gets weird about using legends in a casual game their typically not someone worth playing with anyway
NONBINARY SWEEP
Dakka
i love
The final step is some Jade on the bow
But my pot of that won't be in until next week 
weird question, but are votann generally stronger in boarding actions
i have once again succumb to the sinister lure of pretty plastic
i think i will order the new kill team starter box, to split with my friend for their birthday in november
compared a couple of different retailers but i don't think i'll find anywhere doing much cheaper than the £145 RRP
at least as a preorder
i did find a couple of places trying to pull the classic fast one over me of "15% cheaper than RRP! (not including 20% VAT)"
Different question, are the biggest titans still supposed to be people sized compared to 40k's scale or has that since been not a thing?
People sized?
Roughly yeah
As in like the biggest titans are scaled as if a human was standing at the table
Or, theoretically you could cosplay a titan and be correctly scaled for 40k
Get in, boiz, we're playing a 2,000 point game on the wreckage of a Titan.
i reckon you could get a solid 1000pts on a that superhuge boy
the one they made instead of giving me a goddamn imperitor
Titan scale is inconsistent
somewhere out there is a badly supplied forge world making titans at 1/3 scale
and an over supplied forge world building titans twice the size of the standard pattern
Anyway
Dies Irae is one we actually have a set measure for at 43m tall
Which in 28mm scale would be about 1.5m
Or 5 feet
witch one
i feel like ive read about 3 different traitor titans with that moniker who all get blown up
Dies Irae. Imperator Class, breached the walls of the Imperial Palace during the Horus Heresy
Got blown up 10,000 years later
that the day of wrath
i bet theres a knife fight everytime someone at black library names a titan
I feel like that could be the second tagline for 40K
right after all that "grim darkness" stuff
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of nonsensical numbers, and the confusion of inconsistent sizes.
a terrible future designed by architects and also built by architects
poetry
can i just say, all the little claws growing on CSM armor panels look dumb and are annoying as sin to paint
Yeah CSM are so detail encrusted its hard to batch paint them
And the little details make them feel kinda never ending to paint
Yeah like, honestly as much as I think current CSM models look rad they seem miserable to paint in a way older models weren't.
Granted if you're going for that proper grimdark look you can cheat (A LOT) using oil washes.
I wish there was more variety in force weapons that wasn’t locked behind being part of Matt Ward’s Specialest Marines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slknS_-kmUo This seems cool
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I like the greens
heretical laughter
Got my macro lens for this lmao
That is a crisp Skitarii
Seriously I am in awe of that visor
Yeah I need to paint faster lol
I wanna actually play with a painted army but it’s taking me a while
Listen it took me like 2 weeks to do 3 kataphron
Time is one of the many prices admech pys
are you priming before you paint?
yes
what primer are you using?
Mechanicus grey
Putting an all new meaning to “tap, rack, bang”
lol
Yes
So they are more united than most 
Think the Lion would have enough authority to just get some of these chapters under his command if needed?
Anyone wanna play some TTS kill team this evening or tomorrow? I’m itching to do some stuff in the new edition
Definitely
One of the things the Imperium doesn’t trust about the DA is how closely the successors work together
neat 
probably super easy for the lion to do that then, since they already work together a lot
Yeah relatively easy
Though things are sort of tense between Lion and the Unforgiven
is that a different DA chapter?
It’s the collective term for the dark angels and their successors
Oh i see
they didnt like the whole thing where he accepted some of the fallen back into the legion right?
Absolutely, the chapters of the Dark Angels are basically a Legion in a trenchcoat
No it wasn’t popular at all and he’s elevated some of them into his inner circle
Their chapter masters are all part of an organization called
well the Inner Circle XD
(Psssst, I DMed ya)
And all the successor chapter masters are to some degree subservient to the chapter master of the Dark Angels themselves, termed the Grand Master
I would be surprised if the Lion doesn't basically pull a 'Thanks for keeping the seat warm, boys' and just
reinstates the legion
Cuz 1. Guilliman and Dante have kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of semi-pulled the same stunt with their respective chapters and successors and 2. who tf is gonna stop him
He hasn’t - he’s fairly distant from the DA and has kept it that way
The DA codex has more details on how he’s doing stuff now
I suspect Lion respects G man and as his only brother around I don't think he's gonna A. reform the legion in his face and say fuck you to the codex or B. Take over direct command over the DA or the DA successors
shrugs my counterargument to that is that at least lately
much hay has been made over Guilliman agonizing over the fact that he's probably going to have to break his own rules
Which to be clear, I think is interesting
iirc Lion at the moment is still doing the teleporting hero thing; and generally does not deign to interact with imperial hierarchies; bypassing them to deal directly with local soldiers or civs
I think one of two things is going to happen, either Dante or el'Jonson do it first and give Guilliman the kick in the ass he needs to do it, or Guilliman does it first at which point all bets are off
Reforming legions? I disagree, but im happy to wait and see
Also the wolves are right there, and G man has met with Logan iirc
hes also met with helbrecht, and has not formed a legion out of the ultramarines, whom he has not taken direct command of
calgar still leads em
I am willing to bet that we are going to see a Legion reform at some point soon
why's that, out of curiosity? Cause I dont see that at all
Because both Hive Fleet Leviathan and the Great Rift present a threat that's on par with the Heresy
mm i dont see it
There's a firebreak of dead worlds surrounding Segmentum Solar to try and keep Leviathan out
That's pretty desperate
and half the Imperium is cut off from the other half
Reforming a legion is more of a political statement than a military one since they have 10,000 years of practice at join operations
Though quietly the Imperial Fists are actually the closest thing to a legion they’re just kinda sneaky with it
And the dark angels have 10,000 years of practice at being a Legion in all but name lol
the space wolves have just been a legion the whole time
The DA are actually less legion-y than the fists in most respects - it’s kind of been a big idk “fan expansion” but it’s more like a conspiracy uniting them at the upper leadership - they still maintain their own recruitment and supply pipelines
Also there was a lot of legwork and mixing required on G-man's part to make the Unnumbered Sons not a Legion
also robby g is lord regent of the entire imperium, i dont think he has the room to also take on being the leader of a reformed ultramarines legion
While the fists don’t talk about it but also run centralized recruitment operations successor-wide
Partially because they’re disastrous losses enjoyers albeit
i do wonder if lion will also go visit daddy dearest
He kinda already has
It would be cool, but for some reason I doubt he's going to visit Terra
in the forest walk realm?
Yeah it’s where he got the Emperor’s Shield
"My son, take my stuff, its like... laying there not doing anything. I dont even like it really. You can have it if you want it"
oh wait is that shield in his model the Emperor's?
yeah
its how he made the comeback during the angron fight
S y m b o l i s m ™️
cause he wasn't winning initially, then started thinking like a hunter instead of a duelist
one son the sword, the other the shield, I woooooonder what this could meeeeeaaaaaan
and used forest walk shenanigans
I still think the most compelling argument for the 3 or 4 armed emperor is the emperors shield, the emperors sword, the emperors talon
and iirc theres an emperors spear too isnt there?>
Genestealer cults vindicated
obviously a skeptic might say the emperor never wielded them all at once, and of course hed have just a lot of shit lying around, hes old af
BUT
3 to 4 armed emperor
If dorn is alive and comes back he's probably getting the claw 
man I wish dorn had a thunder hammer instead of his eviscerator
replace his missing hand
tbh i do strongly respect dorn being a chainsword lover
it is underpresented in the highest eschelons of primarchdom
personally i think he should have had The Imperial Fist™️
idk, the Fists feel distantly like an adaptation of the Imperial army from Fantasy into space
and the Empire's higher ranks loved themselves some hammers
I thought the emperor had a power fist
but from what u said it doesnt seem like that's the case
make the imperial fist some sort of archeotech, dark age of nonsense, mythisized voodoo power fist
yeah, emperor used lightning claw
oh that's what that is
Caw
Dorn is probably not coming back
prolly not lmao
Or at least, probably not coming back to lead the imperial fists
No dorn in secret centurion armor as emperors favorite lil guy?
I hold out some interest/hope for a black legion corrupted Chaos Dorn
That's the thing, I don't think any of hte primarchs are explicitly coming back to lead their chapters/ legions specifically
I'm somewhat holding out hope for chaos leman, and the wolves having to tangle with that
though i do think chaos leman would still have major beef with magnus
but i suspect if leman comes back as a character and model, he will probably not be chaos
because thatd be unpopular with the wolves audience at large
Chaos Leman would be delicious schadenfreude for me, personally, as a Dark Angels and Space Magic Enjoyer
I'm a space wolves fan, i just think itd be a narratively interesting turn of events
I mean it would, and part of me likes the Wolves
Also it would make the Lion and the Wolf Round 2 happen
If they make a chaos loyalist, would they make a redeemed traitor?
Or are all of the traitor primarchs accounted for?
Yeah
as ever, my money is on leman
...
i saw some fan fic hopes and dreams that mortarion might be redeemed, get purified by imperial fire
which would be neat, buti doubt it
someone's definitely called Leman 'Lemon' before
I think money wise, I'd be surprised if they made a traitor version of a loyalist primarch lol
The problem is that he has a model lol
the biggest argument against morty going loyal somehow is that the model- yeah
its already around
oh yeah haven't the returned sons fought a chaos primarch apiece?
i do think if they keep doing the returned primarchs thing, they should totally like... spotlight a less covered chapter like raven guard or white scars
Big G fought Big M, Big L fought Big A
Big G fought both Lorgar, Angron, and Morty
not both, all 3 xD
They aren’t at least not in modern activities or lore
and lion fought angron
My wild theory/pipe dream is that the next primarch for chaos and Imperium is Fulgrim. :p
Knowing GW, they would put the white scars primarch on foot lol
Perturabo, Lorgar, and Fulgrim are unaccounted for
There is actually one circumstance where this would be based
Robby G Million had to fight Angron and Lorgar at the same time, then fought Morty, lost and died, then got resurrected, and beat Morty.
Lion fought Angron, was losing, did some forest walking, found a neat shield, and won
He can lead bike units and is as fast as the unit he currently leads
It would be pretty funny
Redeemed purty would be funny, I feel like itd almost just be a change of decor for him
They probably won't make a primarch a leader (ironically), but making him run fast would be pretty good
Jaghatai just runs faster than the bikes
Call the buff 'The Winds of Chogoris' or something, idk
man
Now I wanna do something weird
would he be a leader or a monster though thats the question
I think they didn't intend monsters to lead, hence the hilarious bug with zoanthroapes and big guns never tire
and make a Dark Angels/White Scars combined successor
It's funny because Trazyn has an uncorrupted clone of Fulgrim in his collection.
pffff
cause Robby G is a leader, Lions a monster
on the tabletop it'd just be Dark Angels cuz the Angels are the ones with bikes <XD
That's
That's a little sad
Counterpoint: "reform the Legion" is taking away opportunities for hobbyists to make up funny little guys with cool back stories and funny little color schemes and that is the opposite of what 40K fluff is for
Oh, you mean rules archetype. Not unit type
I mean, i think, sadly, the best way to play white scars right now is to play ravenwing dark angels and pretend
which i dislike
a lot
(Because all of the primarchs are monsters and not leaders iirc)
"Jagati the Walker"
iirc Legions had formations called Chapters, just let current Chapters preserve their livery and introduce rules about mixed chapter units in the same Legion if there are successors with their own rules
Oh yeah there’s like 2-3 ways for it to happen and a number of them let snerson daemon Fulgrim stick around
Their duel would just be reading each other between sword strikes
random question
Do Space Marines have a mechanism to like
I had a friend who was interested in running a rogue trader campaign with a major plot point being centered around this clone and transporting him to Imperial space. I advised that as soon as word of the clone's existence spreads and is associated with the crew to have the Emperor's Children, Iron Hands, Ultramarines, and another group all be interested in catching up to the rogue trader for one reason or another. There is also that one Imperial fist successor chapter that are totally not Emperor's Children successors that he was interested in using.
Overload their power packs and set off a suicide explosion?
No
The power packs are so stable I think the writers forget they’re power sources a lot
lmao
I genuinely can’t think of an example of one exploding
They do get shot and lose power sometimes
Ultramarines are after us because Robute is nervous about a clone of fulfgrim existing in the imperium and his sons might want revenge for Fulgrim putting Robute to sleep for 10000 years. Iron hands will want to try and kill Clonegrim to avenge Ferrus Manus even if Clonegrim is loyal. Emperor's Children reasoning is fairly obvious I would presume.
its ok if theres ever a robby g/fulgrim rematch, this time robby g can resurrect
I coukd swear I've read of power packs overloading and being used as explosives
Early cain or gaunt novels probably
I think its in the traitors hand but I can't be sure
Yall talked about a chaos corrupted leman earlier, but i think it would be more interesting if he turned into something similar to Corvux corax, not necessaraly chaos corrupted but Warp mutated 
clonegrim is stuck in trazyn's museum tho
werewolf: the 40k apocalypse
He goes bork 
to be fair he said that he would return during the wolf times
are the wolf times the apocalypse? is this a crossover with world of darkness? who knows
idk if I already posted my crackhead idea on how to push forward the story but
I know and the fruend was thinking of us being invited by trayzn to visit when something happens that allows clomegrim to escape with us.
From the wiki (albeit unsourced)
These power packs can also be "overcharged", a trick used by Imperial Guard veterans, which causes the pack to explode, turning the weapon into a makeshift grenade.
SECOND TANITH BOOK
That'd be cool too I think yeah
after the nids i think the next bad guy will be fulgrim, since he tried to kill robot gorillacan he will surely come back with round two, this will give an emperor children range refresh and put the spotlight on the Iron Hands since he literally killed ferrus manus. also make ferrus return as the primarch of the damned legion
Make orks the next big bad again, make ghaz narratively impactful in this Era of primarchs
I was talking about the backpack power units for power armor
If orks do become a big bad i want them to just break everybody including black legion
so they can take their crap and make it into better crap
Larkin does have that crazy stunt with the lasgun though
tbh I kinda prefer the orks as the comic relief of 40k at surface level but horrifying when taking a closer look
Every big bad gets to make a show of how they push aside the other big bads, so I'd love to see the orks get a crack at being shown to beat nids and chaos. Especially since apparently nids ultimately won that one contested system
It's just a bit tiring for orks to be the always losers or always smokescreens for bigger problems
When they are a true threat all on their own
I think the trouble with that is fundamentally the Orks are the hardest to take seriously
Somehow they overcome even the secret third faction in brutal cunnin
Solidly affirming my dislike for secret third factions
They didn't even do anything!
I mean we took orks seriously way back on Armageddon, I just think they've been back seated for too long
And been made harder to take seriously over time
IIRC the only successor with their own rules is the Black Templars, and I can totally see them going "nah" on rejoining the Imperial Fists
Also, funny possibility of going "Black Templars, the 21st Legion" even if they don't have their own primarch
Wait, just remembered Crimson Fists used to have their own rules in prev editions
lol
Honestly it'd be funny if when Rogal Dorn returns he's just chill with the Black Templars and hangs around despite their potential protests.
I hope 11th edition brings back those really flavorful rules
Like even if it's just like a weird detachment
I hope 11th salvages deathwatch and actually makes imperial agents a halfway decent faction if played standalone.
Yeah it's still criminal that they didn't get any actually new units
Like they should lean into the navy aspect of it
Even if they don't want to invent a new tank or anti vehicle stuff just gives inquisitors the ability for a precision strike
Since inquisitors can commadeer other imperial forces give us something like the genestealer brood brothers rules and bring some guard or other imperial factions. An inverse of the ability other Imperium armies have of bringing agents.
Honestly I am hoping they add LRBTs as an option to take in a balance update
Or led voidsmen ride in more than just rhinos
Maybe give deathwatch some of their kill teams back
Yeah Chimera should probably let any non-Space Marine infantry ride.
Nope only inquisitors and their henchmen currently unfortunately
Should, not does yes.
Yeah
Chimeras don't cost 70 points because really they cost 120 thanks to the inquisitorial henchmen (which aren't battleline mind you) tax
I don’t really like the idea of making them more of a soup army but they could use a little more unit variety in their own book
Henchmen getting Battleline might also be a good change.
They need a proper tank, and some anti-tank.
Limit it to a specific Leman Russ pattern and give us some lascannon guys or something.
I will be upset if Subductor squads go up in points since they're the only utility melee besides Terminators and deathwatch.
Aren't they "the soup army" though?
If Subductors go up it'll likely be in the out of codex points.
Agents in book aren't doing well and aren't seeing a ton of play to begin with.
They can soup in like 3 units besides knights and not counting deathwatch since they don't exist outside agents now.
In that they can be farmed out to others yeah
10e isn’t a big imperial soup edition and that’s a good thing imo
Oh I agree on some levels, but I mean, imperial agents is like actually the soup faction
I am sad that I'll never get to play the shadowsword my dad made with my space wolves like we'd intended
Nothing stops you from souping in models for your at home game.
I want to paint a space marine falchion like a mammoth tank from command and conquer since the falchion is also referred to as a mammoth tank.
Army construction rules are for fair tournaments and such.
I like the new chaos stuff
I want a genestealer cult that knows its world is going to be eaten and is like "great deal, our lives suck and fuck those nobels"
man its been a while since i looked at boarding actions
which means the boarding action book came out
and free stuff to run it is hard to find
I love how he survived and is on AoE as a mummy frog
i dont think the setting has a more powerful sorcerer/character than kroak
Nagash is the only contender I can think of
hes so old he was mummy in fantasy already
the old world not having a lot of characters is weird sometimes cause like Repanse de Lyonesse is already 200 years old
Also i have a text to speech add-on for firefox that reads pages for me
And i love how it is the same voice Dragonkid uses, so for me it ends up just being another video of his haha
that's fun !
Could it read a pdf?
give name!
Read Aloud: A Text to Speech Voice Reader
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/read-aloud/
thanks 
Dragonkid11 voice is David, be sure to mess with the options before using
ooh did not know there were options
Yeah, I appreciate the inclusion of GSCs who wind up shocked and regretful because that amounts to a reason for nids and GSC to fight and the underlying principle of 40K should always be "an excuse for anybody to be fighting anybody at any time"
But for vibes I prefer the GSCs calmly and serenely walking into the nutrient pools
Tried to bait the fists into some good old blue on blue mostly
Ruffling their hair, calling them names ect
Everything I've heard about the Minotaurs confuses me lol
Also I think this might have been Fenris going through a rough patch, like
"My wolves, wolf not, for while you may not wolf with me, I wolf always beside wolves. For as all wolves must wolf, wolf wolving the wolf, and we will wolf together when wolf wolves the wolf at the wolftime"
I just thought of a fun chapter gimmick
initiates to the chapter as part of their final initiation and as part of joining a squad eat the remains of a dead marine of the chapter, gaining the brother's final memories through the omophagea
Given this is a Dark Angels successor, the next stage of their trials are to be individually interrogated and if a single one of them breaks and tells the interrogator their final thoughts, the entire squad is killed
For the last thoughts of the dead are sacrosanct
.
So the Minotaurs are just Lords of Terra lapdog bullies?
That's pretty dope
Thanks lol
Their also extremely good at killing lamenters
Badab War Moment?
They're good at killing Space Marines in general (how do you get to Carnegie Hall?)
But yeah they gave the Lamenters a rough time
Professional level haters
About the Minotaur and Lamenters
Welp, shame
Their drip is awesome
Shame their are the LORDS OF TERRA lapdogs
HAH
the thing about space marines is that fundamentally they are all some shade of evil. even the salamanders, who are tied with the lamenters for actually showing some humanity or compassion, are absolutely not opposed to the brand of theofascism that the Imperium normally espouses. They might not agree on the particulars, but they're still enforcers.
minotaurs are high lord toadies though, they can get fucked
Lamenters will sacrifice themselves for you but only if your skull falls within approved measurements
Oh absolutely, the salamanders when fighting are ruthless and USE FLAMES AS THEIR MAIN WEAPON
Flamethrowers are an MORAL DAMAGING WEAPON for a goddamn good reason
Back when I was putting together my BT guys' lore I was writing in a tie with the Maelstrom Warders and thought, hey, maybe my guys would have gotten along with the Lamenters. Fleet-based chapter buddies?
But, no. My Templars would despise the Lamenters.
I don’t get why salamanders get so much love when they are also still super evil
Because they are the most friendly with civvies
The civvies are also evil
I-
Don't think the random agro-world farmer would be evil by default?
I mean if they are an imperial citizen they are worshipping Big E and all that entails
Also servitors
Now that would fall in a certain conversation that i don't think is healthy for this server nor I am prepared to have
Understandable
but
Yes, that's why people give so much love for the salamanders
And Vulkan being the most emotional of the primarchs , after all, he hugged Dorn and he was ok with it
like, there's Shades of it like I said. there's a spectrum between Lamenters and Marines Malevolent and (almost) everyone in the Imperium is somewhere in there. it's a framework built on very deeply hateful, obstinate, overzealous authoritarianism, but it's The Norm, such as it is.
ppl like vulkan and his boys bc the rest of the space marines are by comparison much more detached from any concepts of humanity outside of the lens of being turbo-catholic hitler youthed for at least the entirety of their teenage and adult life. they might be good soldiers, sure, but they're completely inept in any social or emotional sense outside of that.
remembering that you are technically a person too, and there are people you should fight for, instead of being a highfalutin asshole whose only allegiance is to a failed state is the highest that bar goes. you can acknowledge it on that grounds, i think
also that, Salamander marines can actually live with their families
yeah, that definitely helps relations lol
That part is pretty cool
Is this a pathfinder joke as well?
i honestly want to do an AU or somesuch that returns to the much more unserious tone of rogue trader. or in general, i think the series could do with some dark comedy. though with the way i'd direct the tone it'd be much more subdued which might be counter to the absurdly excessive nature of the setting
Have you read The Infinite and the Divine?
From what I know it's black comedy by circumstance
It's Trazyn and another Necron Lord having a (arguably homoerotic) dick-measuring contest for an entire book
But this dick-measuring takes the form of things Necrons would dick-measure about
Yeah lmao
Old man yaoi is just WMD showoffing
oh previews at reasonable uk time
later today (saturday)
I hope my hivestorm arrives
woah
oooh didn't get an email but royal mail have my packiggg
so should be on time
I'm so excite
I think it’s less an AU and more just a tonal way to write it
I get to pick up my hivestorm 2maro
Inshallah we get the Vorgh
GW! Give me guevesa conversion kits!
My life is yours forever!
I’ll pay the price!
Nisscassar!
Nicassar are cool but generally seem unfit for the front line
I do like the tidbit of lore that said human psykers are trained under niscassar
And they don’t explode often!
(This is apparently propaganda but I don’t think so)
It is kinda funny that people say a bunch of stuff about tau is propoganda
A not insignificant part of me wants to but a Shokkjump Dragsta and paint it up like a Jack-o-lantern because Orktober
But another part of me knows it should finish this army, I don't play Orks, and the biggest kit left on it is a Hammerhead.
The tau get a fair bit of push and pull about just how genuinely utopian vs sinister they should be in presentation
& "that other source is propaganda" is a treasured and longstanding way to retcon 40K stuff
I had a friend who was like
I think the desire to have good guys in 40k is a losing proposition from the start.
“The tau stuff is propoganda. Imperium stuff is not because.. something I forgot”
I don’t think so ngl it adds an interesting layer of grey
Even good people must do terrible things to survive
This is not a grey setting.
If everyone was horrific all the time it would be a slog to read
I’ve read the Damocles books, the first Farsight book, the Blackstone Fortress anthology and trilogy, some of the Cain books, Day of Ascension, the Great Devourer omnibus, Mechanicum, Skitarrius, and the Nepenthe horror omnibus.
Oh
I much prefer the interpretation of T'au propaganda being CNN
And Flesh and Steel
I’ve also read Broken Sword
Which is in the Damocles omnibus but it’s really good on its own
So I’ll mention it individually
I've read the Eisenhorn trilogy and 4(?) of the Ciaphas Cain books
... just learned there's a fourth Eisenhorn book
The first Ciaphas Cain omnibus, all of the Ultramarine books, the first couple of Blood Angel books, 2 Deathwatch books, Ravenor, Storm of Iron, and The Infinite and The Divine.
I see!
Years ago, like, 2010-ish, I had read what was up until then every ciaphus cain book, an Atbites book (trilogy?), fifteen hours, and a smattering of other Guard centric short stories/novels I don't rightly remember the names of
I have read no other 40k books since
Oh I also read Dead Men Walking
Was this related to your earlier statement?
Yes.
So some of those books may give the impression that the setting is capable of being reasonable, that there can be "good guys"
Looked a few up: Dead Men Walking (I think? A krieger book where they fought Necrons)
Death World (a Catachan book)
And the arbites omnibus was "Enforcer" which is, evidentally, the character Shira capurnia
I mean there can be good guys
It's just at best it's an uphill struggle and the entire universe is working against you
CHARACTERS can be reasonable
THE SETTING cannot.
None of the factions should be looked at with thoughts of "Oh yeah, they seem reasonable"
Iconoclast ending in Rogue Trader my beloved
just for very bluntly hammering home "90% of the Imperium's problems are caused by the Imperium."
I know that
I make my individual characters or factions.. alright people or groups
But the setting around them sucks
That's just the way of things
the best example of having ideological diversity in the imperium is smth like Darktide
I am fully aware the things I write aren’t everyone’s cup of tea
But I mean
There’s nothing inherently wrong with any of them or that they don’t fit in the narrative
As long as they don’t make meaningful progress it’s alright
i mean, there's no canon police dude
I know just the opinion of good people being a losing proposition js something I disagree with a bit
I apologize if I sound defensive
I'm sorry, there is, and it's me 
I’ve had a lot of hate mail sent at me for writing in the past
i think you ultimately should do what you enjoy doing.
I do! It’s why I got motivated to paint again
There is no good faction. Not even the T'au and/or Farsight.
T'au get close-ish, but they're very openly all about subsuming other cultures and replacing them with their own.
Orks also get close insofar as they genuinely believe everyone is just throwing a giant party all the time and everyone else not wanting to fight is just part of some bit they're doing to make the battle more fun.
i am of the personal opinion that the Imperium is a highly farcical, schismatic ouroboros of bureaucracy that often gets lost in its own dysfunction.
I agree
it's not glamorous. it's not heroic. most of the people in charge are incredibly stupid.
Yeah
Anyone who looks at the Imperium and goes "That's Rad I want that" is just wrong.
It’s the most brutal and bloodiest regime imaginable
I want there to be a book about Administratum clerks fighting a civil war over filing systems or something
I agree with all of that
It’s why I play xenos and heretic admech
I don’t like the imperium
"Every faction is horrible because that way it's easier to find excuses for this group of dudes and this group of dudes to randomly fight."
to me, the sensible people are the ones that aren't like, morally good, but they are actively abating the self-destructive tendencies that their peers foment.
I distinctly remember there being a...short story online I think, where a clerk ends up talking with an ork in captivity and eventually the ork replaces the clerk and no one really notices.
This is legit canon, though
IIRC that was a fan fiction.
But I remember that
No I remember
It was a snippet from 6th ed iirc
They fought a war over a mislabeled statistic
Yeah, and even as fan fiction it's the sort of weird that belongs in 40k.
In either the sororitas codex or the core rulebook iirc
oh, i know it is in some cases. there's just sometimes a tendency to glamorize it, and i find it far funnier to lean into dumb mundane bullshit that comes from being in such a nightmarish regime
I did this because I was going to GM a Dark Heresy game that never got off the ground
I made most of my named characters as explicitly marked as traitors by the imperium for any number of justified reasons
Clipstudio, a lot of PNGs of the world icons, and a very blown up actual star photograph to use as a background. 😛
Peak
But one of the random sector background events that wasn't really relevant to anything, but just there for flavor
based tbh. i find that sorta thing v inspiring
Was the 'Deciman Schism'
one day im going to do that dark heresy game set during a red tithe
also its extremely funny to me that space sharks sharkiness isnt a meme
those motherfuckers love water and fish and shit
not a meme at all
Or: "355 M.39: During his annual address, Sector Ecclesiarch Archbishop Pius XXXVII mispronounces the name of St. Decimarus as St. Decimus. The resulting confusion and open conflict between the 'Decimarians' and the 'Decimans' lasts for over a century, lays waste to the Achenar Subsector, and causes the death of billions."
Yeah but I do think it's funnier if the Tau are acting like they're in a less stupid setting.
All these millennia-old decaying empires vast and ancient beyond all comprehension, biological war engines, and people who eat suffering and then the tau are basically a 21st century nation-state IN SPACE
perfection
They got a sick ass fish tank and everything
THEY KEEP THE DREADNAUGHTS IN A POOL
(do do do doo do do daddy shark)
Most of my battlesuit pilots are former Guard tankers who deserted
They had names and little bios but I’ve misplaced the document
My admech have the power and knowledge of a dark age ai behind them but they’re ultimately fighting a losing battle
Reprogrammed idealism versus an uncaring universe
It’s enrichment
It’s generally easier since I’ve never won a single game to keep my models in a sort of stasis lore wise
They’ve never accomplished anything setting-breaking because I’m not the best at 40k lmao
Once I start winning games I might be tempted to jot some stuff down for like kill markers or things
I play Chaos. So all my dudes are basically horrible by default.
not mine
were using the power of chaos to fight the xenos!
purely using them
(we are being used)
were simply a built different warband (we are not)
I had a friend who said my factions were irritating to him specifically
And whenever he played he always picked tournament lists against me
Tau and eldar are irritating armies sometimes lmao
(I got the shit kicked out of me lmao necrons are scary)
Oh no he said they’re too nice and he thought it was smug of me to write them like that
So every time we played he’d show up with lychguard bricks and reanimation orb or immoral bricks
It did make me feel kinda bad though since I got a lot of criticism until I got a different friend group
It was that one thing for the warlord where he could reroll reanimation protocols
I’ve realized for dark bronze silver works best
swank
The hell?
Tau is an annoying army but that's because it rides the edge of non interaction
My friend loves the grimdark of 40k
And like just play modern missions and you have to interact
I don’t mind it, but I still prefer a more neutral tone
As such when we discuss 40k it devolves into a lot of arguing and trash-talking on his part
Which is why I’m excited for my local shop doing a league in the winter so I can play against more people
after a certain point i think people just want to hate them and so will just find reasons
Ive learned to live with it
I have my silly little skittles
They r green
Maybe white ngl
Debating a white teal vibe
I need to do runfang and a white contrast probably
It’ll make the green visor pop
my tau color scheme currently is gonna be steel silver, dark dark purple, neon pink, and orange; or at least thats my plan
everytime i think about doing some admech i look at the eyepain of the detail on their basic troops and make better life choices
Hahaha
Horde army
My favorite color is teal
I discovered kabalite green and now my life is teal
Also for more silly lore
My Corsairs are basically drug dealers but for magic hrt that makes you an elf
They sell it indiscriminately and it may have side effects but who knows? Profit
My black legion warband I’m still kind of working on
But black legion means I get to mix and match
My iron warriors are just grumpy bastards trying to carve out there own part of the galaxy for themselves(and their mortal subjects I guess)
Reminds me of the
I’m doing a sort of “power armored dregs” thing and am mixing night lords who have taken the black with chosen and a daemon prince and possessed and such under Abaddon as minders for them
And I’m mixing in a cult but I haven’t worked that out
Beyond that they’re probably Slaanesh aligned
Mostly because this bangs
They’re not opposed to contract work with other legions, it just serves to remind them how much they hate everyone else once they’re done and then start grumbling how no one cares about logistics and supply lines these days
Specifically
I like the idea of a kind of fatalistic chaos cult who know they’re signing up to be cannon fodder with shitty weapons but choose it anyway if it means the imperium will hurt
Also because they have about the same chances fighting for the imperium
i've been trying to figure out a good idea for my space marine dudes the Void Breakers, bc i'm not really sure how you'd make voidship warfare specialists work (bc idk how voidships work)
Melta Guns and melee mostly, I would imagine
They're cities that are also spaceships!
Entire clans live their lives servicing a single gun on the space-broadside generation after generation
But also there's a power field over the giant ram on the front of the spaceship for when it's ramming somebody
Also you have the most advanced technology in the setting operated by work crews of galley slaves pulling on cables like it's some shit out of the Napoleonic War
love 40K ships
But yeah it's basically gonna be like urban combat specialists, because spaceships in 40K are the size of cities.
Also comfort with adverse environments
Voidship specialists would be a lot of melta and melee, yeah. Flamers, shotguns for scouts, other short-range rapid-fire weapons. Terminators are an obvious choice, and if 40k actually had breachers they'd be a perfect fit.
Radiation and vacuum and such
Shields and Chainfists if you can still get those on Marines.
Terminators as well.
Essentially steal the notes from the Navy Breachers squad and then Marine it up.
Like this?
Quoting Stephen Angel Dorant (@SADl819)
@RedeemerOfNod I want a dub over of the scene where he throws the rock at the Heldrake with him just screaming "WHERE THE FUCK IS MAGNUS?!"
aggressors seem like a perfect pick
for ship to ship fighters
bladeguard vets
infernus marines
Reivers seem like they'd be great second wavers
knife and pistol marines just loose in the bowels of a ship
assault intercessors seem like a shoe in for standard breachers who are not elites
if youre picking firstborners, assault centurions might be a top choice
actually i do wonder if aggressors fill that role more often in the modern era, since they're probably more common than termies
they really are knock off termies aint they
missile launcher, powerfist, combibolter and launcher
err """"boltstorm gauntlets"""""
siege warfare probably
anywhere you cant be sure youd be able to get back some real tactical dreadnaught armor
i'm more doing this for rpg stuff/OCing than tabletop stuff, but good to know that! :]
There's also two basic but very different scenarios for void infantry
You have your hit and run attacks, where one side is delivered by assault boat, boarding torpedo, or teleportation, and the intent is to disrupt the enemy ship's systems and leave them vulnerable before bugging out
& then you have your boarding actions, which is where the ships are in close proximity and fighting grinding level-by-level attritional warfare with the goal of leaving the other ship a nonfunctioning hulk before they do the same to you
I think all-gravis would be a suitable gimmick if you wanted to focus on the hazards of the vaccuum and such
i think giving them reflective orange lenses and/or a retractable welding-mask kinda apparatus where the big collar/hood on gravis sits would be fun
3, ASSAULT THE COMMAND BRIDGE AND TURN IT INTO SPACE TO GROUND ANTI HIVE WEAPON
Calm down there Zeon
Back in Apocalypse there was a "pieces of voidship fall onto the battlefield to smash units and leave terrain" strategem
shit now all i can think of is this
one day i wish to achieve this level of space madness
The inceptors even have blast shield helmets
Could take those on normal Gravis assault team
The Warrior is a level of crazy that few can compare to
i gotta start steroids and coke then
Ghndam 3v3 skirmish
Is my brainspace now
Do custodes get cybernetic prosthetics if they lose any limbs
Or do they retire and become the spies idk what they were called
I don't think we can say, none seem to appear so likely even the most advanced cybernetica is still to slow and they retire
Maybe they vat grow spare limbs
Maybe they got the lizard juice and regrow it like piccolo
Eyes of the emperor are only a fraction of a fraction slower so who knows
My guess is they just regenerate
My thought was gene cloned prefect replacement limbs
Still one of hte best scenes in the game
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Is this Kressida system stuff an Actual, like, narrative thingie or and example or... what's going on? Am I jsut being An Stupid Newbie?
Actual narrative thingy from the looks
reads the article again.
Ohhh! It's a narrative tournament in Atlanta.
I was being a Dumb Newbie.
Definately outside of my budget to attend, but I can sigh and dream.
ANYWAY. WIP army background
The Chapter of the Leaden Key
Pre-Heresy they were a Word Bearers Chapter that had an inordinate amount of Ashen Circle, and a duty of finding and destroying knowledge that went counter to the Imperial Truth.
After the Word Bearers' corruption, they were given a new perogative. Not to destroy, but to collect. Knowledge, artifacts, lore. Anything that would increase the Legion's knowledge of the Primordial Truth. During the Siege of Terra, they suffered horrendous losses trying to breach the vaults under the Imperial Palace, though were able to abscond with a small number of sequestered objects.
The idea is they've basically used the Great Rift opening to start grabbing enough worlds in the Imperium Nihlus to make their own little redoubt. And, in true Word Bearers fashion, doing this by 'evangelizing.' Cults for everybody, with the cultists and traitor PDF soaking up most of the initial scattered Imperial response, before the Astartes themselves show up.
To what purpose? Well, their Dark Apostle has looked deep into the Word of Lorgar, and his own explorations of the nature of Chaos. And he's come to the conclusion that there are more gods. Perhaps an infinite number. Perhaps just aspects of the Four. But there is power in the Warp that is quiescent. Vashtorr to his eyes, is a manifestation of this. So naturally, it is the duty of the Word Bearers, the Disciples of the Primordial Truth to bring forth these new manifestations onto the Material Plane.
Next year I'm gonna go to that bigass store in texas
Fuck yeah, more Word Bearers! I always dig the idea of using the Imperium's zealotry against them
Is it using their Zealotry against them them you technically invented it?
The Imperium takes credit for it so I'd say it counts
And they have a loyalist Word Bearer Dreadnaught as a theologian lmao
Box set reveals
ohhh for holidays
I'm glad they've gone back to this format
kinda
I wasn't a fan of that one dude
oh the sisters one is tempting
a lot of stuff I plan ™️ to get
I don't really like skaven that much cause of the aesthetic for me personally
But omfg that rat
huh, a warcry gang in a christmas box
I love him
oh missed that
theres one in the darkoath spearhead
They really don't look like space Marines anymore huh
I've been mostly focused on dwarf factions in aos
With the occasional death forces
yeah theyre basically just giant ppl in very cool armour
I do wish they would show them in other colour schemes
you can see a bit of that in skaventide
I rarely vibe with stormcast cause of the main colours
and in the leadup of release there'll be community showcased n stuff
omg what
oh
okay thats also very exciting but I thought they were gonna start talking skitarii xP
(dark mechanicus!)
thats
a big guy it seems
idk if theres like. anything unique about loyalist mechanicum
legions imperialis dark mech
Dark Mechanicus in legion, yeah
OOOOH
are getting their own unique units
Aw not 40k
specifically a big spider bot
But still cool
Any pics
on mobile sorry
Old world or aos?
should be on twitter shortly
Ratlings
40k!
Ahh
ah its a like
I'm just waiting for and dwarf news
ratlings vs tankbustas
a lot of people said ogryns will be there too but didnt happen
just a bunch of ratlings
Is it a rattling kill team?
My twitch connection is spotty
a weird tankbusta/armoured melee duo team
and the two halves of the team hate each other
two bomb squigs
'breaka boy smasha' pushes ppl around
so I think theyre basically putting the melee tankbusta stuff in a new squad called breaka boyz?
ratling is "all sniper team"
good, made all my units with only launchers before they made it mandatory
Yeah tankbusta update is very welcome
problem is now that the new ones are nob scale so I need to redo the squad anyway 
not that I can use my ork army anyway, they dont fit any of the detatchments...
these new rattlings are really nice
'tankstopper rifle' for the heaviest sniper in the team
like a long las, hot shot, toaster power pack, bipod!! and hes actually aiming it!!!
and theres an ammo bulldog
oh interesting
cute bunker terrain that matches the hab blocks
with breaching missions
This is a good box haha
special mission for kill team that used the ratling promo mini
they made a deathwatch short?????????
right after practically squatting the army???????
maybe good news for 11e but jesus
emperors children in 2025
teaser
november is next reveal day
So reveals today are stormcast, skaven ratings and Orks right?
Anymore or is the stream finished
It’s finished
Blue ballsed again
Amazing
There was also some new stuff for Slaves to Darkness
"EC 2025" no shit captain obvious! can you at least show me a noise marine that isn't older than I am?
Say that chicken months ago and knew it could only be ratlings
DARKMECH?!!
Only one model
Hmm I should've tuned in apparently
bit annoyed they didnt make a post on wacom as usual
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The Orks are also very cool
This is LI, right?
slovenly guys who like to eat and shoot large guns
strongest American accent in 40k
Yes
Obligatory big knight and 4 armigers battleforce
I am so annoyed at the Tau one
Why?
Replace the ghostkeel with 3 crisis suits and tau players everywhere will make the box vanish
As it is it's just ehh meh
Wow there’s so much terrain in the hivestorm box
So Much
I hope the sisters box leads to a ton of people selling the rhino's for cheap
I need some for agents
you could see if they have archived the stream
"The canid has been attached to your squad, and to prevent Astra Militarium troopers from having any feelings of superiority, has been given the rank of Sergeant.
"Any trooper who receives intelligible orders from a canid is to report to the Commissariat for psychological evaluation immediately upon completion of the canid's orders."
Someone asked why the Space Marines still use WW2 look like military phones
But then someone said "It's a Rotatory phone"
And my hand slipped
very nice
thank uu
it's suprisingly easy
glad I just jumped right in to doing it
I made way too much green stuff so I finally did this too
ohhhh
is that why the hair is dumb?
to fit the backpack?
Oh hello there, who is he?
daemon prince of khorne for the world eaters
looking for photos to show dumb the hair looks and this guy like, got rid of a bunch of it damn
Brother required assistant with the receiver, and I was happy to aid
Now I want a Space Marine backpack themed rotatory phone, huh
I really do like how these have a lot of the design beats for 40k Daemon Engines
So apparently
A lot of LI stuff has been scaled up for 30k..
And 30k and 40k share if nothing else similar base sizes!
Also been waiting for a good 20 years, but Stalk Tank When?
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Also question
Does anyone know the base size of the 30k tech priest and the 40k dominus?
Im not sure what you mean but its a 10mm game which is different from the old Epic 6mm models
30k Dominus is 40, Tech Priest Auxilia seems to be 32mm


