#Warhammer and Such

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upper bluff
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like were they chasing that halo craze so much they thought that a guy was cooler than a big robot?

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like crisis suits are just big guys anyways

uneven ember
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"crouch behind the chest-high wall" was all the rage in those days

solemn gull
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Too big to be halo

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That would be more titanfall

jaunty dawn
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no they're saying fire warrior is halo

upper bluff
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but yeah crisis suits have so much customization even in the tabletop that making a game out of it seems obvious

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like just imagine, 4 player co-op crisis suit gameplay, the villains would probably be another xenos faction because they'd be too worried about fighting humans

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necrons could be cool, small enemies that are still reasonably dangerous to you

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instead of the mecha game trope of crowd of guys who just plink off your armor

floral herald
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Came out the same year as the original call of duty

thin ibex
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fire warrior i think was in the time of "you walk around and side strafe while shooting at stuff" shooters

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instead of the "this place is curiously filled with chest high walls" era

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i think they didn't do crisis suits because the technology of the time didnt really allow for satisfying mech piloting experience

floral herald
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I disagree there - good ass armored cores came out before Fire Warrior

thin ibex
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i hope if theres a remake, its by the titanfall guys

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well, having the transitions between foot and mech i mean

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and i forget, was armored core into its hyper mobile era yet by then?

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cause that fits crisis suits better than clonkier era

floral herald
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Oh yeah fair having you be able to get out might have been hard

soft willow
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Shogo Mobile Armor Division did it so it wasn’t a tech thing per se.

solemn gull
finite compass
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Honestly

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At this point I'm sort of thinking 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'

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And thinking of maybe doing some Cadians up as old-school Necromundan guard

ebon forge
solemn gull
past sphinx
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City fight cadian camo is the best tho

pastel rampart
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City Fight my beloved.

past sphinx
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wait it was cities of death i think

pastel rampart
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Still want to do a city board one day, though Mordheim hits a similar itch and is more applicable to more types of games I guess.

past sphinx
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big tau book yeah

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also i think their still selling that terrain?

pastel rampart
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They are not, that hasn't been in production for a long while.

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Which sucks cuz that terrain whipped ass. Super modular.

finite compass
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Cities of Death had Vostroyans

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I think that was what they introduced them for, actually

spice flicker
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Hosting a battle in tts later between two people who never played 40k before but a general idea of the rules. It's someone who has never played custodes and someone who has never played eldar before. Any advice I can pass along to the eldar player for dealing with custodes?

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For reference here is the eldar 750 points army

sonic hare
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anyone know what a good space marine unit to counter skorpekh destroyers would be?

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my buddy who I play with has lamented that his assault intercessors are being brutalized by my cleavy boys and his bday is coming up so I wanted to level the playing field

spice flicker
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Do you want a melee or ranged unit? Infantry or vehicles?

rocky shale
spice flicker
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I've been telling him that for days

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The custodes players already plans to deal with it with venatari+lethal hits on 5+

rocky shale
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Also at 750 pts with hawks and spiders he's gonna wipee the floor with custodes if he just plays secondary objectives

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But yeah a war walker would be substantially more useful

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Star glaive is also generally the best autarch melee

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Starcannons are also not normally great but against custodes it's probably solid

spice flicker
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They already rolled off to determine who goes first and it's the eldar player. Custodes plans to deep strike the venatari close enough to charge the aircraft turn 2 and the allarus I advised to deepstrike against the warp spiders and pray he gets lucky against overwatch.

rocky shale
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The spiders and hawks should ideally just never see combat

spice flicker
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My suggested list for the eldar play was something along the lines of this:

rocky shale
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Those scoring units can outrun custodes all day

rocky shale
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Custodes aren't fast enough to be a problem to outmanuever

spice flicker
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Custodes player has got a shield captain escorted by 5 spear guards and 2 squads of prosecutors (5 and 4 girl squads)

valid brook
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got damn that Karl Kopinski cover for Cityfight goes way too hard

rocky shale
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Yeah you can just ignore the spear guard

spice flicker
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It's amatuer hour so we know how things will go but my money is on the custodes player unless he rolls poorly

rocky shale
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If the eldar player tried to kill the guard, he loses

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If he kills the sisters then just sits on objectives, ezpz

spice flicker
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Custodes plans on charging the guard through the battlefield to the home objective where there are storm guardians (for more fate dice), the farseer, and dark reapers.

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It will be interesting to see how things go

finite compass
valid brook
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He really is that guy

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Come to think of it, he might’ve done the cover for Cities of Death as well

finite compass
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Like "Look, these are just basic Empire infantry, no reason to go crazy with the box art."
"Got it. Not too crazy."

valid brook
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Far and away my personal favorite artist to ever work for GW

finite compass
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Him, John Blanche, and Wayne England are 100% the 'Warhamme r Aesthetic' for me

valid brook
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Absolutely the top three to ever do it.

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I would have picked Exactly those three names if asked

rocky shale
solemn gull
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Olay but who are your favourite sculptors from GW

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Personally the Perry twins did the coolest looking dudes imo

granite basin
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john blanche is superb. even before i was getting into 40k proper (which is now p much) i recognized how fucking Rad his art is

sonic hare
jaunty dawn
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counteraction???

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overwatch is now just a 1ap activation, woah

mental birch
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Oooooh

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Fire

spice flicker
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The armigers are also arguably the cheapest option pointswise since helverin are 140 points and warglaives are 150

pastel rampart
thin ibex
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Gonna try my hand at some full mechanized lists, infantry, transports, light armor

spice flicker
# thin ibex Gonna try my hand at some full mechanized lists, infantry, transports, light ...

Well for guard you can easily do it since if you have a militarium tempestus Scions Command squad as warlord then Scions become battleline. Chimeras are 70 pts, tauroxes are 65 and taurox primes are 90. So you could do 6 tauroxes and taurox primes for 930 points. Spend 660 points for 6 msu of Scions and cadians and when Combined with the transports is 1590 points. For 125 pts each you can do catachans with double flamers in chimeras bringing you up to 1965 points if you do this three time. If you include 1 commissar then you have 2 officers, 120 infantry, and 15 vehicles to carry said vehicles in for 2000 points. Arguably the best motorized idea I could think of.

thin ibex
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I did scions a few times already

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This time I did just normal guard

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Lascannon toting chimera

spice flicker
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I suggested scions since the taurox primes are the best transports

thin ibex
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Yeah if the t primes could carry kasrkins or normal guys I would have brought em, but alas

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The platoon command squad can start inside the chimera abs deliver orders while the chimera shoots with the lascannon, hb, and multilaser

spice flicker
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Why preachers?

thin ibex
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Because the catachans are gonna get contested on the point/ charge people who intend to contest them

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Assuming they are still alive to do so

spice flicker
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I would just keep them in the transports as long as you can and then use the transports to block LoS

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Running double heavy flamers+double flamers from catachans can be fun

sonic hare
solemn gull
thin ibex
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Oh yeah I do like the quad flamer chimera, poor man's hellhound

thin ibex
floral herald
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Space Marine 2 is making me think about a Stormcast action game ngl

mild glen
tepid stratus
pulsar cairn
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If i kick the nurgling

still warren
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don't you mean the AOS game has been mediocre?

pulsar cairn
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Will thay make plague marines angry?

still warren
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wait fuck there are two, the turnbased one and the newer rts

tepid stratus
floral herald
still warren
tepid stratus
pastel rampart
floral herald
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You know… fair

tepid stratus
pastel rampart
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It'd be perfect because we got an excuse for the die-and-come-back, and you model the "I lost something" by...well, rune/souls drop on death.

mild glen
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Open World Cado Ezechair game

pastel rampart
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World can be a bit like Demon's Souls with a central hub and you go off into the other realms through various gates.

tepid stratus
tepid stratus
floral herald
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Oh, and you’ve got respawn mechanics

tepid stratus
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Or just hammerhall

mild glen
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Do you want to be a dispossessed vampire king with the souls of his family stuck in rings taking to you and OH YEAH, A GHOST DRAGON YOU CAN RIDE?

pastel rampart
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Yeah but I'd also like to fight that dispossessed vampire king riding a ghost dragon because that's a badass boss idea.

still warren
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what about like a real traditional rpg but you start as a flesh eater ghoul?

tepid stratus
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Well that's horrific

still warren
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slay five peasants boars

tepid stratus
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On every level up you get a peak at your horrid reality

tepid stratus
pastel rampart
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Looking up Cado, yeah I can see that working for a game. Maybe not quite soulslike, but probably closer to most 3rd person action games. Could be shortly after his un-life began and having to track down those rings, stolen from him by some Tzeentchian asshole.

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Maybe something akin to Darksiders in gameplay.

granite basin
# tepid stratus Yeah but we already cracked the code on good 40k games before AOS had games. I w...

the thing about games workshop, and especially so abt their 40k license, is that they will hand it out to basically anyone who asks. this means the avg quality of games varies wildly- you can have just hogfuck awful doo doo bad games, or ones that actually push into a solidly made, passionate AA niche.

more likelihood to get bad or mediocre games, but i can't think of any other arrangement that lets, say, streum on have as much fun with an IP beyond literally giving them the keys to the kingdom lmao

tepid stratus
pastel rampart
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Well there you go, game practically writes itself.

ebon forge
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Question, for a more complex symbol on the pauldron like the Sons of the Phoenix one, do they use stickers, or just-
Tiny brush and a steady arm?

floral herald
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I think often those are custom transfers

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But there are sickos out there who freehand them, especially for single models

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I think that one's a transfer

tepid stratus
ebon forge
floral herald
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I mean EC hasn't gotten a model since like, idk years and years

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I am pretty skeptical of pretty much all of the "this loyalist chapter is secretly from traitor geneseed" personally

tepid stratus
floral herald
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Except for Silver Skulls I can buy that one

tepid stratus
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Plus the colour scheme just bangs man. So much better than pink and black

ebon forge
pastel rampart
floral herald
ebon forge
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Also, is nice how , while the Black Templars are the rage filled Templars, Sons of the Phoenix are the flamboyant awe-inspiring Paladins

tepid stratus
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It's a shame I find most loyalist stuff boring as sin because I'd love to run some of the Phoenix

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I've gotten much more confident with painting white over the years

finite compass
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Like Final Liberation old? Chaos Gate? Dawn of War?

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Granted everything from DoW II to SM2 has been mid to terrible.

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also I lack the conversion skill for it, but if I did loyalist marines, I'd probably try for, like, Carcharodons with a bunch of creepy sea-life/nautical touches. Like this guy

ebon forge
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Carcharodons are 40k before Angron War Hounds for loyalist /j

uneven ember
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Like the color scheme. And the name.

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The least traitor-y answer is that Cawl had run out of theme ideas and settled on "make palate -swapped EC out of Fists geneseed"

floral herald
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Beyond "they are also purple" I don't really see a crossover

ebon forge
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'Phoenix' apparently is also very Fulgrin assigned, as well teh flamboyant part they display during crusades

floral herald
ebon forge
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Sorry, what's EC?

floral herald
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Emperor's Children

ebon forge
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Ah!
True, but yeah is the fandom being stupid again

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Like how it took years for people to stop saying Orks ahve 'the power of the imagination to make anything work!"

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And the only fan characters of the SotP look like Fulgrin's children doe snot help

floral herald
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The EC "hat" was basically being "more neurotic Ultramarines" not a sort of Fire Angels/Black Templars ish showy religious crusade thing

uneven ember
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They weren't showy religious crusaders but they were definitely going for style points at every step

ebon forge
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'Showy' as in
"They are constantly on crusade, which are led by their Chaplains. Their crusades are so impressive in spectacle they pave the way for the Imperial Creed to spread across the galaxy, and hence are followed by a great many holy men and women of the Adeptus Ministorum."

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The spectacle is a big difference, since they inspired people to actually become holy persons of the Ministorum

floral herald
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I haven't read it but this makes me curious about their initial article, which was in white dwarf

paper bluff
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And no one talks about the salamanders primaris successor "The covenant of Fire"

jaunty dawn
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I talk about em!

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they're funny guys

paper bluff
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And they eagerly embraced the promethean cult.... hmmmmm books, purging heretics eagerly, eagerly hungering for a faith to follow...ThinkingDale

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MUST BE SALAMANDERS

jaunty dawn
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the weird thing about them is word bearers weren't black and red until well after they'd gone down the chaos rabbit hole

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but yeah I think it's cute that if they are lorgar dna that they got taught the promethean cult and love it

paper bluff
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Word bearers symbol and marine for example

floral herald
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Yeah that one is also kind of hmmm

paper bluff
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Was it the sons of Anteras that were thought to be loyalist death guard?

floral herald
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Hmm

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It looks like basically all the KT2024 rules leaked online

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I think they'd be ok to post here?

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Since they're gonna be free online anyway

thin ibex
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Is that the classic heavy bolter?

jaunty dawn
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missile launcher

floral herald
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It reminds me of the fuel rod gun

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Though the design is probably the other way around in terms of inspiration if anything

jaunty dawn
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portable barricade is so neat

ebon forge
ebon forge
floral herald
jaunty dawn
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oooh vespids get a tactical ploy to treat themselves as being on a vantage point cause they fly up and shoot you

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omg the swarmguard's skytorch thing

floral herald
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Storm Hawk Tuah is inspired fuck off lol

pastel rampart
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lmao

thin ibex
mental birch
past sphinx
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Hell yeah

finite compass
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Ave Dominus Nox

spice flicker
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So how'd you feel if in a crusade starting at 750 points, the Craftworld Eldar player brought in an avatar of khaine?

finite compass
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I love the Night Lords, but I don't think I have the patience to paint all the lightning. 😛

desert jay
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Like not just "they show up", it's EC-viewpoint

spice flicker
onyx elm
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So does that mean there are "Stun Marines?"

wintry mist
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Unfortunately space marines are severely lacking in less than lethal options

past sphinx
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1500 points

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5 rounds

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Demons vs nightlords

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Highest score? 16.

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An absolutely brutal 3 hours of a slugfest

tranquil ivy
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Playing my first game!

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I am very much in danger

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Iron Dragons (Firestorm) vs Blood Angels (Liberator)

thin ibex
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Eyy how'd it go?

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More importantly did ya have a good time?

tranquil ivy
thin ibex
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nice

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i see you has dreads ready to rumble on your opening message

thin ibex
tranquil ivy
solemn gull
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They really need to make a new space marine civil war event

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Went to the local store for the first time in a while and there were so many pick up games of SM vs SM

past sphinx
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I fully believed primaris vs firstborn was comin

spice flicker
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I mean there were some black templars who killed their primaris before they could fully join and dark angels firstborn keep secrets from the primaris.

pulsar cairn
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LEAD HIM TO THE SLAUGHTER

tired cairn
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I don't think they need a new civil war, but they could better emphasize all the dumb reasons that SM will fight each other

tranquil ivy
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Had to Forfeit after the third round. Only had 5 infernus marines, an impulsor and 5 intercessors left. Couldnt do anything with em

thin ibex
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No way to score?

tranquil ivy
# thin ibex No way to score?

No point. Impulsor was fighting in melee with a dreadnought, he was capping 4 out of 5 zones, my current marines were on the other side of the map

ebon forge
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https://youtu.be/SYfK8VlSf6M the funniest part of re-visitng TTS is seeing what they where hyperbolic about
And what it's legit in-lore

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The mechanicust are 100% antagonistic and pedantic like this i love it

floral herald
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Spase marines!

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No big surprises here just some cleanup

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Intercession and Justician probably being combined is the biggest change I think

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Actually basic marines to 14 wounds is 👀

jaunty dawn
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justian being incorporated is fun!

floral herald
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Yeah it’s nice for sure

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And helps Intercession be a little more choice based

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Space marines just getting shoot/fight twice baked in instead of needing to do a little backflip first is also welcome

ebon forge
# floral herald Spase marines!

todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blud Rehvens, as SPESS MEHREENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

jaunty dawn
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thats how intercession has always been tbf

thin ibex
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Intercession feels like it's the easiest kill team to build by far

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Like just get some random intercessors and boom, kill team

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And not just kill team, but one of the consistently strong ones

floral herald
jaunty dawn
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ohhh right yeah

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no that is good

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i wonder what the new niche of undivided will be

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for legionaries

spice flicker
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Which space marine combat patrol was the strongest?

floral herald
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The attack mulligan was but yeah that was their thing

runic swallow
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Like, sorry for your marines impending loss, but I love Leviathan Dreadnoughts

pastel rampart
wintry mist
solemn gull
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I really want to revive my local aeronatica scene

uneven ember
compact gate
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so i was trying AoS armies with a friend recently

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i expected kharadrons to be a favorite of mine, and they did not disappoint

jaunty dawn
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nice!!!

compact gate
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but a surprising equal to me was fucking gitz

jaunty dawn
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they do seem cool, and very unique for aos

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oh yeah gitz are dope

compact gate
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i was not expecting crackpipe goblins to be so damn fun

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they REALLY make you feel like every unit grabbed their trusty crackpipe before the battle

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stormcast eternals: WE ARE SIGMAR'S WRATH MADE MANIFEST! REBORN BY HIS DIVINE WILL!

pulsar cairn
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Adeptus arbiters do other stuff that aint related to law enforcement? vicksyThink

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cause some showed up in "the tithes" doing something i wasnt expecting

uneven ember
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Sometimes?
They're a trained military organization, the difference between "law enforcement" and "war" can be blurry at the best of times IRL never mind the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, Imperial Law covers a lot of ground, and hey if they're what you have they're a lot better than nothing

wild fog
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They may also be involved in securing the psykers meant for transport until the black ships can handoff

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And just ended up wrapped up in the events of the ep

floral herald
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Yeah assuming it’s that that’s imperial tax collection - that’s in their wheelhouse

jaunty dawn
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much like irl cops the arbites serve as the violent arm of the bureaucracy

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so any time a non military adeptus needs some violence/threat of violence done they're likely the ones to be doing it

pulsar cairn
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vicksyThink imperium has so many fricking factions inside of it

jaunty dawn
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mhm

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now I'm thinking about a civil war between the ecclesiarchy, military, and admin

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and the space marines stay out of it because 'oh no, I'm not doing a civil war, you can't trick me this time'

pulsar cairn
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i can see the space marines not giving a shit

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i wouldnt blame them either vicksyConcern

past sphinx
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Don't forget the militarium is also 3 independent factions

mild glen
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I mean, I've played Dawn of War. The Space Marines have no issue slaughtering other imperials because they have some slightly indifferent interpretation of dogma and/or orders from on high

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Or even just, like, conflicting orders.

pulsar cairn
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if some higher up ordered it i think they would 100% do it

thin ibex
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for crimson fists

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its their left hand right

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thats red?

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or is it their right

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or does it not matter

pastel rampart
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The Chapter's main colour is deep blue with white or silver details. When an initiate joins the ranks of the Chapter his left glove is painted red; when he becomes a member of the Crusade company his right glove is also painted red.

thin ibex
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ohhh

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so both hands

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assuming my guy is a veteran of the company

pastel rampart
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Yeah.

thin ibex
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tyty

pastel rampart
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Or go real retro and be some Lego color nonsense.

south axle
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Speaking of Crimson Fists, I don't think Pedro Kantor has crossed the rubicon

pastel rampart
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A bunch of SM heroes haven't, and entirely because GW is probably reserving that for when a new codex comes out.

south axle
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A primaris with a wrist mounted bolter would be cool

thin ibex
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i like to imagine pedro is just too busy killing orks

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pedro was like "thanks for visiting robby G, the reinforcements are appreciated. But if its all the same, I got more orks to kill"

jaunty dawn
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termi librarian and the new sanguinary guard

south axle
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We need moar

pastel rampart
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I wonder if they'll ever rubicon the grey knights.

south axle
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RUbicon the custodes >:D

ebon forge
thin ibex
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another question, i forget does a former deathwatch guy keep his deathwatch pauldron?

jaunty dawn
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ye

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or the right to anyway

thin ibex
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neat so like normal chapter colors, big silver pauldron

jaunty dawn
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like, primaris big

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he's still wearing pre mkx artificer though

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or aegis I guess

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so they're basically refusing to commit either way

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especially since, since then, horus heresy and nuchaos have cemented how big a firstborn marine is meant to be

bright dove
jaunty dawn
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40k definitely has more friction

jaunty dawn
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alt game mode for aos using the boxed army sets

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same concept as combat patrol but it's actually good

bright dove
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Spearhead is basically a simplified version of the normal rules with the box armies, yeah

jaunty dawn
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and plays on 22" x 30" board which is amazing for playing at home

thin ibex
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Well, have we heard in any direction if the gk are getting primaris? I would think not at all

jaunty dawn
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we've heard nothing I think

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like there's no lore saying "grey knights are impossible to make/they refused to get them/torchbearer crusade can't figure out where they live" it's just crickets

thin ibex
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They uh

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Just got bigger

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A little

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Much like terminators

bright dove
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I like GK not being Primaris tbh

thin ibex
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I do kinda like em being not primaris, but I have to imagine there's some vested imperial interest in ensuring they have the best shit they could get

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Maybe mkX armor sized down* (but still at the new sm scale)

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What we really need is a re-release of the rhino that is big enough to carry a whole squad

jaunty dawn
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no they haven't even gotten bigger other than crowe

bright dove
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They have enough of the special boi juice that I think they'll be fine.

rocky shale
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They should make them primaris scale but have no lore change

jaunty dawn
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honestly having seen how small actual scale models of apcs are I don't think the rhino is too small for firstborn

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I think the modelled interior probably is?

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grey knights already have their own armour that's like a mix of mk8 and mk6 so they don't really need new armour

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but they've really put themselves in a corner cause they've made it so established that firstborn and primaris are very different sizes

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also terminators are much bigger, they're definitely primaris even if the rule distinction became obsolete. they don't scale to regular marines very well at all, especially cause you can compare them to chaos terminators

paper bluff
thin ibex
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arbites are effectively the space fed with a shotgun fetish

jaunty dawn
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there's definitely a chance that when/if they redo the gk line they just leave crowe freakishly big like they did the plastic praetors for heresy

paper bluff
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They ain't subtle with the Judge Dredd influence

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To go to GK primaris, It would be funny if they aren't due to cawl not getting to work on them. Call my time line wrong but I think Cawl was working on Primaris before GK was a thing

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*in lore

solemn gull
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Probably but also what geneseed do GK use?

thin ibex
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in the way way back werent sm also very 2000AD pilled?

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before they had like more lore

jaunty dawn
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super secret special awesome gene seed :)

solemn gull
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It would be cool if they were basically a mutt breed of the founding members

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So intermixed and muddled after it being passed down for so long that it’s basically their own thing

jaunty dawn
paper bluff
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I thought gk was a super special 666th founding

paper bluff
jaunty dawn
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no they're the 666th chapter

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on the books anyway

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despite the fact the second founding had about 400 chapters

paper bluff
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If the way too powerful proto-primarch still canon?

jaunty dawn
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the angel?

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from inquisitor?

floral herald
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Wait sorry it’s backwards

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But in a complicated way which means you’re probably right

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The GK project is started during the Horus Heresy - a while before the primaris project starts

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Cawl was probably not aware of it

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Titan and the Grey Knights do not reappear until after the primaris project starts after the heresy

paper bluff
paper bluff
jaunty dawn
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yeah the angel hasn't been contradicted by anything really

past sphinx
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WERE SWAPPING SIDES AGAIN

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AVE DOMINUS PRANKED EM

jaunty dawn
#

I mean an amount of them were chosen

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he simply chose...poorly

south axle
#

Like 99% of SM, traitoris and not, are "chosen" by the Emperor

upper canopy
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They meant the unit Chosen

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Of the Emperor

tepid stratus
pulsar cairn
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i'll say

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if the night lords were loyalist

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i think the inquisition would want to use them

wild fog
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Had to look back at gk creation and totally forgot horus heresy implies have some weirdness where they might be partially derived from Magnus' "good" shard

deft crest
#

Warhammer knowers i require input to colors and paint should Do you think the spines coming out should be teeth colored or black horn colored

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Bah

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Wrong image i just realized that doesn't show off the spines

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Not at home ATM so cant take better pick

still warren
#

I think black looks best it's a classic after all but white would really be striking and make them stand out more

rocky shale
#

Bone would contrast better

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Plus shading black is a paint imo

deft crest
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It's all paints turtle

pulsar cairn
#

does khorne have the most problematic children?

thin ibex
#

arguably all of them

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but skarbrand probably qualifies?

pulsar cairn
#

there's at least 2 named greater daemons who tried to challenge khorne vicksyLUL and got punished for it

wild fog
#

Have you considered that Khorne's love language is violence?

jaunty dawn
#

exactly!

wild fog
#

Doesn't seem so problematic to me. That's just how they express affection

compact gate
#

there's more to keep track of, especially for some armies like gitz

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but there's less "okay so my specific detachment lets me use this stratagem on this unit so i need to take them, and then this enhancement also gives a buff so i should..."

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at least for now

ebon forge
#

dang

compact gate
#

each faction gets 4 index detachments, but they're all a single rule each that may be EXTREMELY important (trogherd's massive healing buff definitely needs a rework) or nigh useless

pulsar cairn
#

i mean

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daemons just come back if they die .w. so i suppose violence could be their love language

ebon forge
#

Found the Bloodletter

uneven ember
#

Early 40K breaks into other creative outlets' publishing houses and "gets influenced by" anything not nailed down

uneven ember
pulsar cairn
#

also

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i'm surprised the night lords are still around

bright dove
#

So are the Night Lords sometimes tbh.

plucky token
finite compass
#

There have been a lot of Imperial Civil Wars or Schisms that had Space Marines at least tacitly supporting either side

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And a lot of the time it just ended up like the Iron Hands and the Sons of Medusa

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Where the latter were on one side of a Mechanicus schism and basically just went "Okay, we'll just form our own chapter with blackjack and hookers"

jaunty dawn
#

I mean that's definitely one angle

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the other angle is that space marines get special treatment whenever they go rogue

uneven ember
#

Some Marines did also get involved in the Reign of Blood/ Convocation of Lights
Mostly because Goge was dumb enough to decide mostly independent Imperial actors like the Muhreenes going "not my circus not my monkeys" was an affront to his absolute spiritual and temporal authority and not just something to leave well enough alone

jaunty dawn
#

like all the ashen claws allies survived badab pretty much

bright dove
#

Good ole Vandire and poking the Salamanders was funny.

paper bluff
uneven ember
#

Yeah, but also Space Marines insist on special treatment for other Space Marines
My impression from the end of the IA books on Badab was that the =][= guys would've really preferred to just delete everyone involved and scrub their name from the histories, but all the Space Marines who'd come to help out were just really keen on the whole "try them before the assembled Chapter Masters" idea

jaunty dawn
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True!

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space marines are one of the only factions that get to insist on much of anything though

paper bluff
#

Custodes

uneven ember
#

Well, a Chapter Master has a lot of weight behind his opinion
The dignity of his position, the direct line of succession from the Emperor, the weight of experience
The often unstated but never absent threat that his opinion comes with 1000 roided-up genetically engineered murder-freaks in power armor and a support fleet capable of reducing worlds to uninhabitable husks absolutely loyal to him ready to back it up at any time

upper canopy
#

Every faction wants to propagate their own autonomy

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The space Marines are the ones who push it the most tho

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And get slapped down for it often

thin ibex
#

i think the space marines have a fairly large amount of personal autonomy though

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within the hierarchies of hte imperium

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ultimately still beholden to the high lords of terra, and somewhat the inquisition

#

but no planetary governor, naval commander, imperial general, or most other mortals and have any right or means to command space marines

uneven ember
#

Although Guard commanders can and do wind up in operational control of Space Marines in a given theater

floral herald
#

AIUI that's very rare

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Partially because the IoM usually gives command to the overall most senior office, who's often a space marine, and partially cause most space marines don't like putting themselves at the disposal of the guard

uneven ember
#

It seems to happen pretty regularly in the big event fights
Yarrick on Armageddon, Creed during Black Crusade XIII

floral herald
#

Yeah Yarrick was one of the exceptions, though I think that's a good example of how guard-astartes joint commands go

uneven ember
#

With the qualifier that if the Marines respond to the "command" with "nah fam imma do my thing" there's not a whole lot to do about it

floral herald
#

Where usually the space marines get an AOR and some goal and then the guard lets em rip

bright dove
#

Most guard commanders realize that some Space Marines have been alive and fighting longer than they have, so they just let them have at.

jaunty dawn
#

inqusitior was nominally in command of the red scorpions for anphelion project campaign but they ended up just leaving him and all the other humans to die to tyranids haha

bright dove
#

But also Guard Commanders tend to care about the bigger picture stuff in ways that Space Marines usually won't.

jaunty dawn
#

unless you've got like, an ultramarine (or even more specifically, a white consul) space marines aren't really cut out for it yeah

floral herald
#

Who actually had overall operational command of the defense of Cadia?

runic swallow
#

Usually they act like independent special forces, doing surgical strikes to support the guard rather than doing the campaign themselves (which honestly is how they should be doing anyhow but GW and numbers/strategy don’t see eye to eye)

jaunty dawn
#

would rather just decide their own mission and then do it with zero communication lol

floral herald
#

However, despite Creed’s best efforts to create a unified command to counter the coming attack, the various Imperial factions present still proved too stubborn and rebellious. Creed lamented that he did not have one true army from which to defend Cadia, but many smaller independent forces with their own agendas.
oh

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(Nominally Creed)

uneven ember
#

But yeah that's the whole thing in 40K
There's not an org chart there's literally countless arrangements between basically-autonomous quasi-feudal factions mostly united in name

#

It's so, so fucking stupid that Valkyries and Vendettas are Navy gear and I love it

bright dove
#

Guard is doing its own thing, Navy is doing it's own thing, Titans are doing their own thing, Space Marines are doing their own thing.

#

The Ciaphas Cain novels are good at covering the logistical nightmare that is the Guard having to show up from off-world.

floral herald
jaunty dawn
#

a lot of the regiments that actually use them on a regular basis own them too

past sphinx
#

punching yourself in the balls to prevent another heresy

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and still

thin ibex
#

generally also, a guard commander is given the privelege of space marine support rather than being their direct superior. So usually a chapter is petitioned for help, have binding oaths, and then accept guard leadership based on reputation and respect in 99% of those rare cases

uneven ember
# floral herald That part is at least them being stupid on purpose

Yup.
Because not only is the IoM suffering all the natural inefficiency and factionalization of being a 10000-y-o authoritarian hellscape of a million worlds connected by blind psychics speaking in tongues for communication and cities flying through hell for transport
It's deliberately designed to be coup-proof over combat effective

past sphinx
#

#REALBLOODPACTHOURS

thin ibex
#

the other 1% being when they're are told by the inquisition/the high lords of terra

runic swallow
#

Yeah post heresy they split up the Imperial Army into the navy and guard so that any revolt would either not have a ground force or not get off-world

uneven ember
#

Yeah, one of the many things I liked about the IA Badab War books
The narrative spends a good bit of time on how both sides had to wrangle their coalition to whatever degeee

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So the Inquisition, say, was nominally in charge of the Loyalist forces but their actual degree ranged from the Minotaurs (on their leash) to the Space Sharks (who are fighting your enemies and not fighting you but won't talk or coordinate at all)

runic swallow
#

I liked how the Vraks book had space marines mostly asking as support for the campaign (or in one case showing up to do one thing and immediately fucking off)

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Since it turns out 1000 dudes, no matter how superhuman, aren’t enough to do an entire planetary campaign!

paper bluff
#

Are there badab war books?

runic swallow
#

And are best used as some kind of forces, that are special in purpose

runic swallow
floral herald
#

It's one of my favorites

runic swallow
#

I do love that it’s basically a tax and area of authority dispute that spirals wildly out of control

paper bluff
jaunty dawn
paper bluff
#

I knew it was a forge world book

floral herald
#

I think its mostly covered by the 3 IA books

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I don't think there are novels

uneven ember
#

Yeah, I'm talking about the IA books

bright dove
runic swallow
#

Honestly the IA books have a ton of written stuff in em

jaunty dawn
#

there's a short that's a direct sequel

#

for the mantis warriors

valid brook
#

The IA books fuckin rule tbh

uneven ember
#

They're great, the whole thing opens with a whole passage about how the fluff in the CSM codicies is the official story they're telling until they can manage to scrub Lugft Huron and Badab from all histories

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(also my autocorrect tried to correct "Lugft" to "Luffy" both pirates I guess)

upper canopy
#

Creed was more in charge of Cadia as the fight went on

#

By the end he was de facto in command of everyone

thin ibex
#

i think cadia, and by extension the 8th, is generally univerally respected by imperial field commanders the galaxy across

pulsar cairn
#

is creed the beeg cadia boss?

upper canopy
#

He was!

thin ibex
#

his daughter sort of is now

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though shes not got as much notoriety

upper canopy
#

He's currently in a box

pulsar cairn
#

vicksyThink i thought trazyn added him to the collection

floral herald
#

Lugft D Monkey doesn't have the same ring to it

runic swallow
upper canopy
floral herald
#

I think its kind of funny that its the Cadian 8th in SM2

upper canopy
#

JINX

thin ibex
#

yup!

upper canopy
#

OWE ME A COKE

runic swallow
#

Like, I love that they made her model just fuckin’ broad

floral herald
#

Like pals how did you get here this is the eastern fringe you are gonna get eaten

upper canopy
#

I think it's funny how much they die

#

Given how elite and irreplaceable they are and like every time I fight alongside a squad of 20 they take 90% casualties

runic swallow
#

I don’t, I feel sad when I notice none are left in a combat 😭

upper canopy
#

Entire Cadian 8th soloed by 4 tyranid warriors

floral herald
#

There's a part with a Tyranid Warrior that shoots one with a Venom Cannon at one which is basically hardcoded

#

And you can save that guy if you bodyblock all the shots and kill it

upper canopy
#

But also at the same time the amount of Marines that die is also incredibly funny

#

Like "guys we are one space marine company fighting one hive ship for a day, how have we lost 20 Marines so far"

#

Thr Ultramarines stop being posterboys because they run out of Marines mid 10th edition

floral herald
#

Far from the worst offender for 40k games but yeah 100%

#

I think the average Dawn of War campaign playthrough might kill the chapter

bright dove
#

Unless you are a madman like me who did Hit and Run Rhino and Meltagun fights. 😛

#

Surprise, Necrons! Have a single squad and a Meltagun, then me running away before reinforcements arrive!

tired cairn
#

Maybe space marines only stick to 1000 members when a census is done

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And the last one was a long time ago

runic swallow
#

“Shh, shove the 11th through 14th companies in the loading dock, they won’t look there!”

thin ibex
#

blood ravens in dawn of war be like, "More meat for the grinder boys"

#

Send in the next wave of 40 space marines

bright dove
#

"How many Space Marines do you have, Black Templars?"
"WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COUNT."

thin ibex
#

1/3rd of which are all equipped with heavy bolters or missile launchers

paper bluff
#

Always a 1,000 of them after any deployment

uneven ember
pulsar cairn
#

btw

past sphinx
#

now thats a better warp talon

jaunty dawn
#

talon warped

thin ibex
#

whats their special ability again? Teleport if they kill a whole unit?

runic swallow
#

It used to be “haha, Warp Flashbangs mother fucker!” but idk now

plucky token
#

you get to put them back into reserves if they kill a unit, yeah

thin ibex
#

seem very good at massacreing weak infantry

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chaff clearing en mass

plucky token
#

mhm. their strat, as i understood it, was 'charge in, kill something, fuck off before they can retaliate. deep strike next turn and repeat'

floral herald
#

Pretty much yeah

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I am using Raptors instead though because I got a Raptor Lord

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And he can’t attach to anything else

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And I love the model

thin ibex
#

It seems really easy to get an obscene amount of mining lasers on cults

past sphinx
#

also weirdly enough along with the raptors/talons kit have fucked wide heads the shoulder pauldrons are also thinner than standard marines

#

all the proportions on these models are fucked

#

also whats with all the csm having exactly the same knife?

thin ibex
bright dove
#

A Threat.

past sphinx
#

what id give for caedo to be in the dlc as still a first born

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and just a fucking maniac

#

aint got time for no rubicon, killing takes up to much of his time

pastel rampart
#

They try to call up Caedo on vox and all everyone gets back is BFG Division and the sounds of daemons screaming in pain.

upper canopy
#

I hope they do make him Canon

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And also make every Ultramarine like actually scared of him

tired cairn
#

Is Caedo the one from that Boomer shooter?

upper canopy
#

Yeah

#

Boltgun

runic swallow
#

Yeah, he’s an absolute lawnmower of a man voiced by Rahul Kohli

pastel rampart
#

Kills multiple greater daemons like it ain't no thang.

past sphinx
#

somehow sanctioned for being to loyal and to violent

granite basin
#

well when your chosen killing machine name is literally I Kill Evil i think you kinda open yourself up to that

past sphinx
#

tragedy

#

dog stomped into shoebox containing painted CSM

floral herald
#

oh NO

past sphinx
#

everything is glued back together short of onepower fist for the chosen

#

but the lord was merciful and there wasnt a murder

#

broke Prince panasonic into about 6 parts tho

floral herald
#

That's good

finite compass
#

Aww, I missed Malum Caedo posting

untold swallow
#

Malum Caedo is the one blueberry marine I actually like

past sphinx
#

hes the perfect contradiction

granite basin
#

so i have some thoughts about characterization. i'm going off of w&g2e material but i'm curious about how to portray diff types of chaos space marines based on their patron god, or just... in general ig? i wanna know if these are off base

khornate dudes are pretty simple to figure out i think. blood for the blood god. just nonstop, brain-turn-off aggression. probably a lot of "minor infighting" and exaggerated machismo/displays of competition.

nurgleites i think are pretty content and oddly jovial, bc they're just happy to be "alive" spreading the good word of grandpapa plague. kind of an unsettling dissonance to them

tzeenchian boys are dudes who love schemes and acting smarter than you. Also magic. Insufferable wizardy fucks or 5000 IQ 6D chess assholes

slaaneshi ones are weird to me, bc all i can think about them is just... someone who is Too Much in almost every aspect, and is also casually unsettlingly horny.

i'm sure there's more variance in individual warbands and beliefs, but is that about a good place to start w it?

floral herald
#

Yeah that’s a pretty good starting ground

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I think Slaanesh types also make sense for a sort of crazy big plan or stunt sort of person

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Like a “next big score”

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I also like how the Slaanesh-aligned Chosen of Abaddon is primarily famous for sacrificing a whole hive city’s population for a seemingly function potion of invulnerability

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Which is a good big stunt to pull

finite compass
#

For a Slaanesh marine, I'd say somebody who's obviously and shamelessly doing whatever he does for his own amusement. And he's never going to apologize for this. Also replace like 'horny' with like... Okay, I guess it is horny, but excerpt example.

#

Nefertari’s dark, slanted eyes 
glinted with the cold mirth that failed to grace her lips. ‘Greetings,’ she said to him. ‘Slave-child of the Goddess That Thirsts.’

Telemachon showed white teeth in the melted ruin of his face. He was plainly amused at the eldar race’s belief that the Youngest God was actually a Goddess. His handsome eyes never left the alien maiden.

‘My angel. My lovely angel, you know nothing of what you speak. You’ve spent a lifetime running from the Youngest God. But he loves you, sweetling. He adores you and all of your kind. I can hear him sing each time you breathe. And one day, when you leave your flesh behind, you will be his. A concubine of spirit and shadow, claimed by your true love at last.’

If Nefertari felt any unease, she showed none of it. Ruthlessly smooth armour joints purred softly as she crouched before the prisoner, her too-white skin a match – at least in shade – for the stretched white mess of his. Grey-black wings shivered, stirring the air inside the modest chamber.

‘We were like you once,’ she told him.

‘I doubt that, lovely one.’

‘But we were. We were slaves to sensation. We knew no pleasure beyond decadence that raked our nerves to the limits and beyond.’ She sounded gentle, though condescension ripened her weak aura.

Telemachon closed his eyes, breathing in her breath, drinking her every exhalation. Being near her was rapture.```
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‘You would like that, wouldn’t you?’ She made to stroke her crystal-clawed fingertip down the side of his face, but no contact came. The glassy talon tip hovered a centimetre above the prisoner’s tormented flesh. He strained against his bindings, aching to lean forwards so Nefertari might lacerate his face.

‘I can smell your soul, eldar.’ He was trembling now. ‘The Youngest God shrieks for it, crying from behind the veil.’

She leaned even closer, close enough that I could barely hear her whisper. ‘Then let the Goddess shriek. I am not ready to die.’

‘You live in defiance of his hunger, lovely angel... Let me taste you. Let me bleed you. Let me kill you. Please. Please. Please.’
granite basin
#

yeah i'd call that just casually being unsettlingly horny, but i getcha lol-

finite compass
#

Unsettlingly horny for murder 😛

#

but yeah, you could put some different spins on things if you wanted to. Nurgle Marine that's just inexorable. Completely unbothered by anything. Resistance is futile because there's nothing you can really do to stop entropy.

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The Tzeentchian that's completely forgotten any plans or ideas of being the puppet master, because now he's just a willing tool, acting on insane whims and portents because any catastrophe he triggers will somehow serve the schemes of the Changer of Ways.

granite basin
#

different degrees of emphasis on "fuck it we ball" i feel

finite compass
#

Pretty much

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Could easily have a Khornate that's still holding to rules of discipline and honorable combat.

granite basin
#

like. i think the tzeentchian fellas are pretty in touch with the absurdity of the universe at large, and seem to me the most likely to just shrug and roll with the bullshit.

granite basin
finite compass
#

My absolute favorite take on this

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Is actually the WE codex

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The big going over different warbands

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And there's one that's obsessed with the art of defense.

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Which means they do stuff like..

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There's an Imperial world in the path of a Tyranid hive fleet and gearing up for the invasion. So the warband descends on this world, slaughters all the Imperial defenders...

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And then turns around to face the incoming hive fleet because it will be a glorious defense.

granite basin
#

is that the Harvest?

finite compass
#

I don't think so

granite basin
#

The Harvest are a Khorne Warband.[1a]
Unlike other Khorne Warbands, who think nothing of throwing themselsves at their foes, the Harvest cast themselves as defenders rather than attackers. By doing so they guarantee that enough blood will be spilled, so that the Daemons of Khorne will be able to materialize from the Warp and join the Warband in...

finite compass
#

Oh yeah them

#

Thought you were talking about these guys. 😛

#

The Harvest Macabre were a World Eaters warband of the Chaos Space Marines.[1a]
They boasted brass war helms and skull designs upon their power armour, which were carved from the bones of their victims. They were part of the Butcherhorde that was led by Khârn and took part in the Black Legion's Diamor Campaign.[1a] However, like all of the Butch...

granite basin
#

i love nearly redundant names. unironically one of my favorite things about 40k is that you can only come up w so many Cool Badass Edgy names so they often sound incredibly similar

finite compass
#

There was an old fan thing I remember reading that was like a Chaos Lord invading a planet.

#

"My Lord! Ships belonging to the Blood Drinkers and Flesh Tearers have entered the system!"
"Well, tell them to sod off! This is our conquest!"
"...Er, no my lord, these are Loyalists."
"Loyalists. They're not Khorne Worshippers?"
[later]
"Okay, so you're saying the Flesh Tearers, Blood Drinkers, Soul Drinkers, and Flesh Eaters are Imperals."
"Yes."
"And the Alpha Legion, Astral Claws, and Resplendent Host are on our side..."
"Yes."
"..."

granite basin
#

H HG

#

yeah, the flesh tearers not being khornate boys will never not be funny to me

finite compass
#

"Hooray we're saved, it's the Flesh Eaters!"

upper canopy
#

The idea that somehow eating flesh and drinking blood for ten thousand years does not make you liable to corruption but a chicken deciding to pull a funny prank can just Make You Heretical

granite basin
#

that kind of deadpan absurdity is my actual favorite thing about 40k, above anything. bc so much of it is completely insane hocus pocus nonsense and it's actually true

upper canopy
#

remember the Crimson Slaughter

#

anyone remember those good ol' boys

#

the Crimson Slaughter

granite basin
#

red killsword
red killsword TWO: KILL HARDER

finite compass
#

I remember the Crimson Slaughter

#

How they were the new chaos poster boys for like...One edition

thin ibex
#

I feel like a chapter like the flesh tearers helps illustrate that the line between insane chaos berserker and loyalist butcher is (intentionally) very blurry

uneven ember
thin ibex
#

Not every traitor is gonna look super obviously evil and have spikes and flesh draped over their armor that's also alive. And not every loyalist is gonna be of noble, patrician countenance, in gold and polished armor

finite compass
# uneven ember What's in the WE codex?

Actually no, it was the old Khorne Daemonkin codex. And these guys.

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Harvest

The Harvest are a Khorne Warband.[1a]
Unlike other Khorne Warbands, who think nothing of throwing themselsves at their foes, the Harvest cast themselves as defenders rather than attackers. By doing so they guarantee that enough blood will be spilled, so that the Daemons of Khorne will be able to materialize from the Warp and join the Warband in...

wintry mist
#

looking to get into kill team instead of back into regular 40k and the kasrkin seems cool

marsh haven
#

With the cathedral shaped jetpacks

past sphinx
#

Old raptors are such a nightmare

#

They love smashing their stupid barely balanced faces into the ground

floral herald
#

They look cool until it happens but yes

jaunty dawn
#

they're not so bad if you put them on 32 mm bases

marsh haven
#

I mostly miss the jetpacks and taloned feet

#

I’m neutral on the faces

#

Though the old face does look really cool on the cover of Throne of Lies

pastel rampart
#

There's never been a Raptor model that wasn't hilariously top-heavy for no good reason.

#

Still love these ones.

marsh haven
#

these lads

junior robin
#

aaah, csm 3.5

#

the good old days

pastel rampart
#

Those are great up until you look at them wrong and then they tip over, screaming "death to the false gravity" before exploding into several pewter bits.

#

I do have one of those backpacks tho and I've been keeping it around to one day make resin copies if I ever get a wild hair about doing Night Lords, finally.

junior robin
#

I got one back in the days and used the jumppack for a space wolf wolf priest 😌

marsh haven
#

the Night Lords books somehow made me feel for some of the worst psychopaths in the galaxy

pastel rampart
#

The trilogy made me really like how sopping wet failsons they are.

#

Just the worst people.

marsh haven
#

yeah they suck i love them

#

they're just sane enough to realize how miserably pathetic they are

#

but not sane enough to stop

pastel rampart
#

They're in too deep and also they don't even know what else to do.

marsh haven
#

yeah but they're a showcase of why Chaos Undivided is more interesting to me than the Color Coded Quartet

#

because the Four are axiomatic caricatures of themselves at this point

pastel rampart
#

Which is fair, what else would you do after 10,000 years being a heretic? Just hang up the lightning claws and go farming? They're not wired for that.

marsh haven
#

TBF they haven't all experienced that 10000 years subjectively

#

even on the same ship

pastel rampart
#

Yeah, but still, others in the NLs have. Probably enough to wonder what the goddamn point is now.

#

They're stuck in a hell of their own making and can't even fathom getting out of it, and even if they could there's nowhere else to go. Imperium won't take them back, and Chaos would just double down on trying to kill them like they do everyone.

marsh haven
#

Bit of a headcanon of mine is that Curze's consciousness is stuttering randomly across spacetime

#

Forced to relive his experiences through his past self without being able to act upon them

pastel rampart
#

Curze's consciousness constantly bombarding his past self with visions to prevent his own suffering and death and failing miserably.

marsh haven
#

Lol yeah

#

Fail father to ten thousand failsons

solemn gull
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I only ever read the first of the night lord books but it was pretty cool. I like the chaos undivided stuff because all the characters are like
“Man these idiots keep infighting and getting in the way of my petty infighting also we are all too poor to actually do our thing.”

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And the entire book will be about stealing shit from the imperium and then double crossing each other resulting in the destruction of the thing they stole

thin ibex
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I want to make a night lord list but i feel like it's so easy to fall into "max jetpacks let's go"

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Maybe I put in a heldrake

pastel rampart
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Bikes too.

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Old-school Night Lords looked a fair bit like an average CSM list, though less emphasis on heavy tanks. More fast units in general, with a couple heavy-hitters like dreads and terminators.

past sphinx
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I have finally acquired the walking gunboat

ebon forge
past sphinx
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Oh no

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I won't be able to unsee that

marsh haven
solemn gull
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I mean if aspirants are like 9-12 there are totally brand new scouts still losing their teeth

past sphinx
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Jesus yeah

pulsar cairn
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That's a thing?

marsh haven
pulsar cairn
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I thought the artist was just being cute

pulsar cairn
finite compass
past sphinx
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Rich kid everyone hates but pretends to like because he has the cool toys energy

mild glen
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Alright, gang, I built this riptide... accidentally leaning forward somehow. Now taking advice on what to attach to.the jump jets to make it look like it's about to take off.

past sphinx
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Attaching it to a base would be a good start

mild glen
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Let's assume I've done that already

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Matter of fact...

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(I was showing a friend the scale)

tranquil ivy
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What does this look like to you folks?

tranquil ivy
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He has a good figure :>

mild glen
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He looks like the chapter Pokémon master

wintry mist
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for some reason I got reminded of the elite riot gear from new vegas

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dunno why

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need to give a kasrkin a duster

untold swallow
tranquil ivy
untold swallow
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oooooooooooooooooooooo

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that has interesting chapter lore implications if you are doing a homebrew chapter

untold swallow
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He do be leading a squad

untold swallow
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Why a Force Sword?

marsh haven
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I CURSE YOU WITH KNOWLEDGE!

untold swallow
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I

runic swallow
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I heard as much as people got weird about these books that they were fine

tranquil ivy
marsh haven
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i personally question the wisdom of the decision to market the warhammer IP to young children

tranquil ivy
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I HAVE got a chain sword from the Space Wolves but

runic swallow
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Like, a lot of GW’s market is young teens asking their parents to buy stuff

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Especially in England

untold swallow
marsh haven
runic swallow
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It’s a YA book, yes

tranquil ivy
untold swallow
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you know what

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fair

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XD

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You are breaking the lore over your knee and I respect it

tranquil ivy
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My Iron Dragons are literally chill with the Farsighr Enclaves

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I have a lore reason behind it

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But still

unreal cosmos
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I wanna know the lore reason

tranquil ivy
# unreal cosmos I wanna know the lore reason

They are from the horus heresy, and was trapped in the warp for a couple thousand years

They then got spat out in the 41st millennia, in which they had no idea that xenos were meant to be killed, so theyre very tolerable of them

tepid stratus
tranquil ivy
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My chaplain/judiciar is not a psyker

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I DID shave off the markings in the blade though

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Now its just a sword

past sphinx
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are they a first founding chapter or somethin?

tranquil ivy
past sphinx
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a shame

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youve made an enemy for life

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i bear the black and yellow bolt

untold swallow
untold swallow
past sphinx
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i play marines malevolent

untold swallow
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reads page

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Jesus lol

past sphinx
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some want the imperium to get better, to reform

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i want it to get worse

tranquil ivy
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raah

past sphinx
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we fear not, we shall simply tie several hundred helpless puppys to the local grav train tracks to cover our escape with the loot

tranquil ivy
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Sooo what chapter do you even play-

past sphinx
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whirling mustaches all the way with giant bags with a dollar symbol

finite compass
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I just realized that color-wise

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Marines Malevolent are just Reverse Scythes of the Emperor

wintry mist
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remember seeing an excerpt about the marines malevolent killing a bunch of refugees to also kill a bunch of orks

past sphinx
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yeah they used a refugee camp as bait

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and as artillary ranging

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and a killbox

wintry mist
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one of the sister hospitaller after the battle tried to shoot one of the sergeants in the head

finite compass
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And then their commander got his shit wrecked by...

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Uh..

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He'stan?

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Or was it Tu'shan?

wintry mist
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and the only reason she didn't die is because another marine was like "okay dude calm dowm we've got other shit to do"

past sphinx
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my man got his ass absolutely fucking beat in by some big green hands

finite compass
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He got his shit wrecked by Named Salamander Character

wintry mist
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who are the marines malevolent descended from?

past sphinx
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their such dicks even their paintjob is a pain in the ass to paint

wintry mist
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oh unknown???

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yeah "unknown"

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loyalist night lords

past sphinx
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nobody wants to claim these shits lmao

finite compass
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An onyx-skinned warrior was standing before him, armoured in forest green. A scaled cloak hung from his broad shoulders, attached beneath gilded pauldrons. Iconography of drakes and fire, hammers and anvils emblazoned his battle-plate. His voice was abyssal deep.‘I have spoken with Colonel Destrier,’ he said. ‘I have also witnessed the excessive force used at Emperor’s Deliverance and been told of the civilian casualties.’‘There is collateral damage in any war,’ protested Vinyar. ‘If I had not acted as punitively as I did, there would still be orks roaming that camp. Besides, cowards are unworthy of being spared.’The green-armoured warrior had unhitched a thunder hammer from his back and slammed it on the strategium table, cracking data-slates and tearing maps. He was unbuckling a holstered pistol when he said, ‘You misunderstand the purpose of my visit, Vinyar.’ He looked up and his eyes flashed fire-red. ‘This isn’t a discussion.’ He glanced at the gauntlets the Marines Malevolent captain had discarded. ‘Put those back on. I want this to be even.’Vinyar was belligerent, but reached for his gauntlets anyway. ‘What are you talking about, Tu’Shan?’ ‘Penance and restitution,’ said the Chapter Master of the Salamanders. Bones cracked in his neck as he loosened them. ‘I’ll give you one piece of advice,’ he added, clenching and unclenching his fists to work the knuckles. ‘Don’t go for a weapon.’Then he closed the barrack room door.

past sphinx
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no no nightlords where competent

untold swallow
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They're either loyalist NLs

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or the weeniest Sons of Dorn ever

wintry mist
tranquil ivy
# past sphinx

Oh yea the Iron Dragons are gonna fucking hate these guys

wild fog
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Gonna start a meme that they're a Loyalist Iron Warriors

finite compass
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TBF

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'Using refugee camp as bait/artillery ranging' doesn't strike me as loyalist NL

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It strikes me as Loyalist Iron Warriors. 😛

untold swallow
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you know

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true

wild fog
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Their color scheme was an old prank hoping people would accuse sons of dorn being jerks

wintry mist
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they dont just do that

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they did it to be cruel

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not to be efficient

wild fog
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They added black to annoy Black Templar

wintry mist
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they viewed the refugees as cowards unworthy of the emperor's grace

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and that if the emperor liked them, they would have already been safe

past sphinx
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extremely space marine behaviour

wintry mist
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(nevermind the fact that the emperor is supposed to act through them, and that they are the ones meant to get them to safety)

past sphinx
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to busy looting the local schools for juice boxes to consider that

wintry mist
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true

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oh yeah they do a lot of looting too dont they

past sphinx
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they stole the fucking rubicon process lmao

wintry mist
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I like the MM because they are the most like 1st and 2nd edition marines

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absolute knuckledragging assholes with a complete disregard for human life

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found this piece of art

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I fw it

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oh I should use the MM in my wrath and glory game...

past sphinx
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the nega-lamenters

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love em

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just

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just the fucking worst

wintry mist
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maybe the worst people who aren't chaos in 40k

upper canopy
past sphinx
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the administratum beat em out on sheer scale

wintry mist
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or dark eldar

wintry mist
past sphinx
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deldar atleast enjoy it

wintry mist
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I also like how the MM is absolutely hated by everyone except the government

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iirc

past sphinx
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nope they hate them to

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they had to steal primaris

wintry mist
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oh yeah

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lol

past sphinx
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and all their gear

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their technically renegade

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but absolutely loyalists

wintry mist
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I said light lords but I've changed my mind

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they are an alpha legion descendant chapter

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honestly yea I might be an MM fan

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I love the Lamenters and the Marines Malevolent...

past sphinx
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both are just awful to paint and thats fitting

wintry mist
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holy shit bee marines

past sphinx
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deep lore

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angry marines

uneven ember
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That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

past sphinx
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a forum era meme

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a "dunk models in floor stain" ah army

floral herald
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ancient

wintry mist
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I love the angry marines...

floral herald
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I love the launcher

wintry mist
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I think the worst part of the MMs having no known heritage

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is that they wont get added to Space Marine 2

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if they aren't here now (with all the unknown heritage chapters) they wont be here after

untold swallow
wintry mist
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some great MM art out there

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will try find artists

past sphinx
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the lack of modern beakies is a crime

untold swallow
wintry mist
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beakies are so good

solemn gull
finite compass
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That's a pretty typical 1e Marine

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...

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I make a 'They're loyalist IW' joke

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"Veteran markings are black and yellow hazard stripes"

wintry mist
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Yeah early marines were like actual dumbass shitheads

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Like genuinely just stupid people who live to fight with fucked up superstitious rituals inspired by frat culture

uneven ember
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Hazard stripes definitely stuck hardest on the IW but they showed up all over the place back when

wintry mist
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Honestly I dont fw them on the IW

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"Yeah okay dudes. You have hazard stripes because you're industrial. I'm sure that was hard to come up with."

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It does look cool but it's so goofy

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Actually thinking more I've done a 360

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Or 180

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Its so goofy it's good

uneven ember
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My favorite dumb headcanon explanation is that 38000 years on the black and yellow stripes retain the meaning of "danger" and so warriors across the galaxy use them as a threat display or boast

wintry mist
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Ooooh I like that

runic swallow
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I like the idea that the Iron Warriors took it on to mark themselves as “dangerous tools”

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Since they get used up and don’t have much choice in the matter

floral herald
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I didn't expect this to get any likes lol

wintry mist
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Bro let horus hit him to avoid child support payments for 10,000 years

uneven ember
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Heyoo

pulsar cairn
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Big e is big bad

finite compass
pulsar cairn
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I'LL NOT BE SILENCED

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THE INQUISITION WONT STOP ME

pulsar cairn
tardy vault
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hehehe

ebon forge
thin ibex
turbid sonnet
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hello everyone. how bad of an idea is it to get into warhammer tabletop

thin ibex
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What are your finances like?

floral herald
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exactly as bad of an idea as you think it is

thin ibex
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Tabletop is expensive

bold halo
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huge time and money sink

thin ibex
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The community can be pretty toxic depending on where and when you play

turbid sonnet
floral herald
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I think warhammer is not crazy expensive when you factor in all the time you spend

turbid sonnet
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not to mention the way games workshop functions being, uh, clunky at times

thin ibex
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It can also be hugely rewarding to build and paint an army of Lil guys, and can build skills

bold halo
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it's like several hobbies in a trenchcoat and all of them can be fun but it's such a time investment

turbid sonnet
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mhm

thin ibex
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So it's a ymmv

turbid sonnet
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the three factions i'm most interested in are necrons tyranids and imperial knights (t'au are my favorite in lore but i've heard from a lot of people that doing them as your first army is a bad idea due to how they play)

thin ibex
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Eh I somewhat disagree

floral herald
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Tau are fine

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Play what you like most

turbid sonnet
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don't they just like not have melee at all

thin ibex
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With how much things cost, buy and play what interests you most

turbid sonnet
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except farsight, who is a legend

finite compass
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And Kroot

floral herald
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You'll be spending a lot of time assembling and painting and basing your littol guys so it's important to like them

turbid sonnet
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true

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forgot kroot got their own detachment

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love kroot

thin ibex
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They're not melee centric correct, but you learn to play

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By playing

floral herald
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I think the only sort of bad armies to start with are the ones which want you to use a lot of resin

thin ibex
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Not by theory ing

turbid sonnet
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maybe one day tau will get their own video game (fire warrior does not count)

floral herald
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But that's not really a thing you need to worry about much

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Some Custodes and Imperial Knight army lists, but you can just avoid them

turbid sonnet
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too many little details and fiddly bits

floral herald
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Yeah I have some GSC and I like how complicated they are to paint but they're tip top tier for that

turbid sonnet
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which is why the three factions i listed most highly are on the easier end of painting

bold halo
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if you're worried about fiddly details that's another point in favour of just going in on tau, they're mostly clean lines

turbid sonnet
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yeah

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necrons too

floral herald
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Tau lines are so clean that they can be rough to finish just right

turbid sonnet
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and if you fuck something up on a tyranid ou can just sort of handwave it as them being biofreaks

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it's battle scarring whatever

floral herald
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(An airbrush helps a lot but is another investment)

turbid sonnet
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or they came out the pool like that

bold halo
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tyranids get a lot of leeway just being organic shapes

turbid sonnet
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imperial knights interest me because. i like mechs. it's why i'm even in this server

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i hope their codex is early 2025 and not like next winter

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blease gw

floral herald
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I wouldn't expect it before late spring in 2025

turbid sonnet
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Weeps

floral herald
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But also don't collect because of a codex

turbid sonnet
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yeah i know

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it's a minor consideration at most

floral herald
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Codexes are temporary models are forever

turbid sonnet
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i also really like admech in lore but good god they're so expensive

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also painting skill issue

floral herald
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Their new rules have helped a lot on cost

turbid sonnet
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that's good

floral herald
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But they used to be basically the most expensive army to field

thin ibex
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i think the main considerations for what army you start with are

  • Do you like the models
  • Will you enjoy painting them
  • Do you like your army concept/play
  • Finally, do you think you'll enjoy their play style

One should not consider how they play competetively or what gameplay elements they interact with

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especially for starting

finite compass
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I think I picked the absolute worst converting/painting complexity thing for an army attempt

floral herald
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What'd you pick?

thin ibex
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ultimately its like "Will you be happy with the army you have even if you never actually played with them"

finite compass
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IG, but make them Traitor Guard and theme them around my Word Bearers

turbid sonnet
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good lird

thin ibex
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I aborted my desire to paint my tau in urban digital for my starting army specifically because i knew my skill level was too low

turbid sonnet
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word bearers trol

thin ibex
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and the time/effort investment was too big

turbid sonnet
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i hope corvus finds lorgar and kills him big mode

turbid sonnet
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alpha legion are my favorite traitor legion by lightyears and it's not even close but i don't really want to play space marines, chaos or otherwise

floral herald
turbid sonnet
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marines are like, perfectly middle of the road for me in terms of 40k stuff. they're cool and iconic but there's just way better stuff

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but god. i am alpharius

finite compass
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I honestly don't think there's a traitor legion that I actively dislike