#Warhammer and Such

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thin ibex
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I respect the shining spears pick

rocky shale
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Why no 10 brick of wraiths? They don't fit in the falcons anyways.

spice flicker
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I got falcons and wave serpents transportt capacity mixed up. Let me change things

still warren
south axle
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Azyr going "there is no war in Ba Sing Se" about the rats

still warren
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Beastmen of unusual shapes

south axle
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Do we think this will be the order for the first 4 factions?

still warren
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Also from the map there are Hashut forge cities, chaos dwarves confirmed?

still warren
south axle
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The order so far has also just been the starter box so

bright dove
still warren
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The giant trasheap that is the skaven afterlife is going to block the nadir like a cork, that's my halfbaked theory

upper bluff
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I would be surprised if nighthaunt wasn't tomorrows

spice flicker
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How does this sound for a "final battle" for a crusade. All the players are on one side against a mixed amalgamation of an CSM (exclusively daemon engines), Necrons, ad Mech, and something else (all proxies for different things) all of which has a strong regeneration ability but low saves (4+ or 5+ on most things) led by a buffed Greater Brass Scorpion with lone operative. For the players they each start out with only 1k worth of units on the field (compared to the amalgamation army's 3k~3.5k) but each turn they roll a 1d6+# of objectives held and that result times 100 is how many points of reinforcements arrive up to the max of what is their crusade force at which point they stop rolling.

Objective is to take the 3 primary objectives (one in each deployment and center of no man's land) and hold them for 2 turns as well as kill the GBS (which is really just a proxy model for something else.) Once these two tasks are complete the players (sans myself as I was controlling the op-for) win likewise if they're tabled or lose control over all three primary objectives for 2 turns they lose.

Narrative wise this battle is just the core of each army's forces gathered for a final battle against the primary overarching threat to them all. Their reinforcements are being slowed by the threat's forces off the battlefield (thus needing to roll to reinforce as in whatever arrives was what was able to fight through and join the main force at the moment.) Just trying to come up with an idea for a potential final epic battle that can involve all the players so what do you think about this wall of text of an idea?

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Also thinking of besides the primary trio of objectives, having two or three minor ones as well so potentially the players in each command phase could bring in essentially up (1d6+4)*100 or (1d6+5)*100 points worth of reinforcements of their respective army a turn if they can keep the hybrid army off the objectives that is. Might even allow the hybrid army to bring in reinforcements starting on turn 3 depending on how the battle goes. Thoughts?

jaunty dawn
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mechanicus 2!

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doesn't go as hard as the original but idk if anything could tbh

floral herald
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Yeah it goes pretty hard but that initial trailer was sublime

thin ibex
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The bass reverb bit still gets me

rocky shale
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I still have to finish the first game

floral herald
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same

brisk mountain
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I don't recall if I finished it or not... I think it was decently short iirc

solemn gull
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I think I’m going to turn my current necromunda gang into a full army

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Probably imperial guard since they are just normal human guys

upper canopy
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Same guys

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just got drafted

solemn gull
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I think they would make good scion proxies

pastel rampart
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Glutes for the emperor.

floral herald
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That Phobos underlayer is like wearing nothing at all

thin ibex
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cheecked up on a thursday afternoon

finite compass
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Stupid sexy Ultramarine...

floral herald
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Ok so I just got nerd sniped

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But I just realized that

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Is Severus Acheran, the current Ultramarines 2nd company captain

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But it was irritatingly not an official model or whatever

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This guy from the new space marine 2 trailer is definitely that model and almost certainly Severus Acheran

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So its nice to see that link more or less confirmed again

solemn gull
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Oh thats neat

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I thought the new second company guy exclusively wore gravis armour

finite compass
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On the one hand, he's not I CATO SICARIUS

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But on the other hand, TTS thoroughly ruined Cato Sicarius for me.

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(I can't help but read everything in the TTS voice)

floral herald
floral herald
finite compass
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I thought he disappeared

floral herald
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No he's a part of Guilliman's personal retinue now

solemn gull
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Wait so he is back?

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I thought he was still stuck somewhere after that book he had

floral herald
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Yeah he was lost in the warp but managed to escape

solemn gull
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Where he escapes the warp and finds the feudal world

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At the end of that book there is a epilogue where Calgar hears he returns but I don’t know if that is some point in the future

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It would be nice if he was back in the current timeline

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I like cato

floral herald
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Cato's all messed now from the years lost in the warp so they basically gave him a prestigious ceremonial command where he can soft retire

solemn gull
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Good for him

floral herald
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(Victrix Guard)

solemn gull
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Oh that feels like kind of a downgrade for him

floral herald
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I'm reading between the lines a little bit its a very prestigious command

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But also means less administrative overhead than a whole battle company

solemn gull
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I guess, I don’t remember if he is a better fighter or commander to be honest

floral herald
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He's one of those "good at everything" characters

solemn gull
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I think it’s the former though since he was a “arrogant swordsman” archetype

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I wouldn’t say he was ever good at everything

past sphinx
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Hes just a little guy!

floral herald
past sphinx
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tragic lack of Scrungle TM

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all these guys have their entire face!

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well not Severus

floral herald
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Yeah the look is good but they could use some more scrung

finite compass
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Titus rocking the four long-service studs tho

past sphinx
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titus being the oldest man in that room is kinda funny

desert jay
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I think it's a decent level of scrung even if it's not topping the charts

past sphinx
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coin flip odds on Malum Caedo?\

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wait no that man is still killing

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aint got the time to rubicon

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allso theres a powerfist in that trailer, im eatin good

thin ibex
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def could use more random tubes coming out of their faces in weird places

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but otherwise pretty sick\

spice flicker
tired cairn
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Is their story just them being groggy and confused as to why weird red robbed people are stealing their kitchen appliances?

uneven ember
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I keep feeling like the "rivalry" betwern AdMech and Necrons is pretty much the AdMech getting froathingly obsessive & the Necrons just going "...okay I don't know who you are but you're making this battle very uncomfortable."

finite compass
past sphinx
thin ibex
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My current irl 1k list

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I feel like it's decently balanced

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Made from the star strider box and and combat patrol, with one purchase of a broadside

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Only narrative in unsure of is if the fire knife or starscythe fits better for my narrative

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Of being a crisis team fighting block to block and tunnel to tunnel

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I'm not certain if montka is the... right Detachment

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Thoughts?

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Also think a stormsurge would be good as i jump up to 2k?

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I think alternatively I'd be looking at picking up a hammerhead because it's iconic

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And then a contingent of kroot, and play a more go wide army

pulsar cairn
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Yaaaaaay

pine matrix
tired cairn
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I kind of wish the progression was gsc -> tyranid invasion with a chaos fakeout. Though I guess having chaos makes sense for pvp

pine matrix
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Honestly that would whip, love full chaos-warp-fuckery getting choked out by Nids

zinc field
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playing as a tyranid would be pretty fun

thin ibex
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We pretty much know that both chaos and nids are gonna be present in sm2 right?

tired cairn
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That video has chaos

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Including a helldrake

upper bluff
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Yeah, the original trailer also had thousand sons way out in the background

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I think you could just barely make out their big head dress things

thin ibex
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And then we have fully rendered khorne zerkers in promotional material

solemn gull
thin ibex
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I wonder how that's gonna play out, I'm suspecting "we knocked out the synaptic nexus, woops it was the only thing stopping the chaos Incursion"

solemn gull
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Or maybe chaos was going to attack but the nids arriving means they had to rush their plan and do whatever their mission was earlier then expected

tired cairn
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I'm sure the tzeetch aligned chaos marines are all like "this is all according to plan"

tardy vault
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Wasn't the first game "Orks but sike Chaos!"

solemn gull
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Yeah

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The ork was awesome

past sphinx
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But sike chaos is the first and second plot in gws box

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Third being sike necrons

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Fourth is it was orks and now its still orks

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Not enough room for a 5th

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Even the dawn of war games

thin ibex
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Honestly, would have been sick if it was just orks and the plot twist was orky. Though I do think the 1st game absolutely needed a narrative pace change. Just wasn't super hype about it being chaos

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Secret necrons would have been quite interesting

bright dove
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I was fine with "Surprise, Chaos!"

thin ibex
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Ultimately I was ok with it, I didn't have an extreme response

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But I did have a little "of course chaos is here. Typical"

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I didn't hate it

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But I didn't love it

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I felt it kind of undercut/down valued the threat the warboss and the orks represented

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Which is a common situation orks find themselves in, playing second fiddle to the more serious threat

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Though I do think the boss himself got a good showing

tired cairn
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Hard to be the most serious threat when you are a bit of a comic relief faction

desert jay
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Orks jobbin just a bit cuz it gets ya invited ta more fights

bright dove
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I will also say there's only so much you can do with Orks in a shooter

solemn gull
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I think orks are pretty terrifying, like their PoV stories are funny but to a average person they are horrifying

bright dove
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Also, I wouldn't call that Warboss a jobber

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If we hadn't killed him, he would have 100% murdered that Chaos Lord

past sphinx
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Orks but even bigger

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Squiggoth

desert jay
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A good jobba makes it look good! Can’t be lookin like a pushova when ya go down!

past sphinx
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If your gonna go over for somebody ya gotta nake it look grand

desert jay
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(I’m not serious about this take, don’t worry)

bright dove
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Ye, naturally

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The only thing that fails Grimskull is his Waaaaaagh

thin ibex
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personally, i think labeling the orks hte comic relief faction is a little bit unfair; yeah they have some goofiness, but when they were created, so did everyone. I'd put forward the idea that rather than directly comedy, they embrace absurdity

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they have repeatedly been some of the biggest threats to the imperium there have ever been

past sphinx
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Dropping onto an ork battle barge, meeting the warboss, crashing the barge and both of you surviving is one of the only things I clearly remember

thin ibex
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fighting stormboyz from the gunner seat of a valk was pretty sick

past sphinx
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And leandros being right

thin ibex
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now i almost wanna play through it again

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maybe mod it up

past sphinx
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I wonder how many first time buyers space marine hooked

bright dove
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Grimskull is dead 'ard, even by Ork standards

thin ibex
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so obviously we have limited info regarding his waaagh, but from what i can tell, he'd be a warboss in mega armor leading a green tide detachment, but also has stormboys in it

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we never fought a deff dredd did we?

bright dove
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We did not

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Part of why he was attacking a forge world (aside from the titan) was to get some good gubbins for dakka making

thin ibex
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im doing a bit of modding, trying out "project ultra" and turning them all into grey hunters"

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welp nvm, for some reason i cant launch it due to lacking permissions despite being the admin]

tired cairn
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What if you run as admin? (if this is windows)

jaunty dawn
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reiky no longer practically guarantees casts with a +3 to cast but instead gets an extra spell

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not bad

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guess it kinda depends if lifestealer sticks around

upper bluff
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I feel like I should play night haunt. I'm interested in death factions and I like their always charge mounted thing. Also half these minis are the cheapest I have ever seen

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If all minis were as cheap as these easy build ones I would have 3 armies already

jaunty dawn
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even cheaper on ebay too still

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lots of soul wars and the magazine too

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especially chainrasps

past sphinx
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Perfection

rocky shale
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Least deranged tsons player

cinder wraith
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def not for tomb kings

ebon forge
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Guilliman truly has the best geneseed

finite compass
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

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Nothing at all...

floral herald
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Truly living up to the name

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The Adeptus Asstartes, the Angels of Death

topaz elk
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GodDAMN

past sphinx
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i wonder if theres still units with solar auxilia gear

floral herald
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Probably some

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Navy Breachers have similar gear

past sphinx
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thats interesting i didnt notice

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breachers look almost like a second generation of the armor

runic swallow
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Or they’re the only ones who kept the designs

jaunty dawn
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both are void armour specifically

uneven ember
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Saw that people were talking about the "Grimdark Tau" on general a bit ago, want to keep things confined, but
Did just want to throw out that a lot of the stuff that does get taken as textual evidence of Etherial mind control, if you go back and read it
A lot of it is Inquisitors going like "these Xenos claim to be doing this because they believe in the ideology they espouse, but I feel like mind control seems more likely."

thin ibex
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iirc we dont actually have any textual causation, only a decription of the effect ethereals have on other tau

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the ambiguity is somewhat intentional as i understand

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how far back was tau talk anyway

uneven ember
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Like three hours.

thin ibex
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ohhh you said in general

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my b

compact gate
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keep in mind we don't know much about the ethereals beyond the fact they have a crystalline organ of unknown purpose in their heads, and that they're not one of the original tribes of t'au

thin ibex
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we dont even have mind control direct confirmation in the farsight novels, and he effectively seceded from the empire because of the ethereal's influence and control of tau society

uneven ember
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Yeah it was a while ago & in a different channel, I didn't want to take this out of containment.
I just roll my eyes at people getting really confident about the nefarious mind-controlling nature of Tau recruitment when, okay, some of the material does support that
But most of it's like "somehow these Xenos manage to convince starving conscripts to abandon the eternal glory of death in the Emperor's name for something as meager as food and housing; what nefarious brainwashing techniques might they be employing?"

finite compass
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It's a bit like the thing with Ork technology working because they believe it should

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And the main canonical source for that is an in-character thing in the 3e Ork codex that's basically a Tech Priest going "I have no idea how any of this shit could actually function, so it must be some sort of heretical xenos black-magic fuckery."

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Which got fanonized into "Ork guns are just nails and junk in a hollow tube that shoots bullets because they believe it does!"

uneven ember
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Yeah, exactly.
(& also needing an in-universe explanation for why "red paint" was a vehicle movement upgrade because "it's funny" apparently isn't enough)

finite compass
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Ork logic is hilarious, however.

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It goes faster because it's red

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Of course, no self-respecting Mek would build a vehicle for speed, and then NOT paint it red.

uneven ember
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hah
Ork logic is great

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What game is that one from?

finite compass
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DoWII: Retribution

uneven ember
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nice, nice

mental birch
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T'au are worse than mind control

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They're liberal interventionist

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in a world where they aren't the premier superpower

finite compass
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Tau are aggressively hegemonizing militant Confucist Borg

mental birch
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That's very contridicatory to confucianism

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As you Do not waste good iron making nails; do not waste good men making soldiers

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😛

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(I know I know it's just the Fire caste isn't disdained enough for that to really stick)

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the accusations of confucianism

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that is

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I am also kinda joking that they're western powers/nato intervention coded

uneven ember
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No I don't think you're wrong there

finite compass
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That was more my goto in response to the oft-repeated (and flagrantly wrong) fandom joke that they're Communist

mental birch
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like I feel like the original joke of the T'au was them being comically oblivious

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to the grand and vast civilisations stretching around them

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and treating them like small fry

uneven ember
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I mean that was part of it, definitely.
These poor bastards thinking they're in a reasonable SF universe not realizing that they're in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, trying to do the spunky young up-and-comers thing that humans get by default,

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Out here going "we have guns, why would we use swords, that's stupid" "these guys say their empire has a million worlds, so that's clearly fake."

mental birch
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I think the kroot are the biggest oblivious idiot example

uneven ember
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& also just bucking most of the big trends for 40K faction designs
Young civilization taking its first steps instead of millennia-old empire deep into decline
Cosmopolitan instead of xenophobic
Clean Star Trek panels and curves instead of gothic nonsense

finite compass
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Yeah. That was the joke. Cue a bunch of complaining they weren't dark enough from the people who didn't get it.

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I THINK it was one of the Farsight books

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But one bit I thought was very effective was a character encountering a Space Marine dreadnought, doing an analysis, and realizing that not only is there a hideously wounded living being surgically bonded to the inside of it, but said being is also older than Tau recorded history.

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And having sort of a minor crisis moment

uneven ember
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That is pretty cool

still warren
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do you know which book that was? I've heard that same thing but it was about a Titan. I've never actually read a 40k book and those seem like one of the good ones

finite compass
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lemme see if I can find it

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Blades of Damocles

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Tau Commander fights a human 'war drone' and goes to investigate

still warren
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thanks!

finite compass
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    Milky fluid drizzled form the crippled war machine's chest unit, bubbling and popping in the electrical fires swathing its legs. Lubricant, thought Bravestorm. He zoomed in. The fluid was shot through with blood.

    Something was moving inside the torso unit. Something broken and sick.

...

The creature that stared back made his breath catch.

A twisted and grotesque figure was trapped inside, all barrel chest and athropied stumps. It stared at him from sunken sockets, its undisguised hatred almost palpable. Wires and tubes penetrated its horrifically abused body in a hundred places. it wheezed, red-black fluids spilling from a broken jaw that worked and gummed as if it could click black into place through willpower alone. 

...

His autotrans spooled, rendering the creature's slurred words in the Tau lexicon.

'- -DIE IN PAIN - - FOREIGN WORM THING - -'
...

The necrotic thing was human, or a close derivative. Extensive tissue damage, rejuvenation scars, and...

The commander looked again in horror.

Somehow, the vile thing was over six thousand years old.

A macabre realisation crept through Bravestorm's mind. This abomination had been trapped its armoured war-coffin long before the Tau's ancestors had first emerged from their caves. What manner of enemy were their fighting on Dal'yth? ```
past sphinx
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most of the common knowledge xenos lore is either A. entirely out of context B. imperial players desperate to try to find reasons their not the worst faction so they use things like RPG books and video games C. From Xenobiology, a narritive written from the perspective of an Ordo Xenos inquisitior pyschopath

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This all goes Thrice in hand for anything related to the Tau

thin ibex
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thats not to say that ethereals DONT have some kind of nefarious mind control ability, but a lot of supporting examples are situations where you go "they didn't need mind control to be persuasive there"

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and like i mentioned before, even in the tau novels written from tau perspectives, its never explicit

compact gate
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there's also the issue of every imperium faction having numerous books by reputable authors each detailing every fine detail of their day to day experiences

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while tau and eldar get like

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1 author each

floral herald
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There's a lot of highly optimistic ways to fight various aliens he basically makes up

dense sedge
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for example?

bright dove
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I mean, I just accept that everyone in 40k will do something terrible at some point, because it's kind of the point of the setting. It shouldn't have any clear good guys. That's one of the reasons why early Tau bothered me. That, and I was a Khorne player and didn't appreciate them trying to avoid me getting into melee combat, the cowards.

mental birch
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like people just dind't notice how terrible they were because it was a terrible they were profiting from implicitly

bright dove
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No, you see, you really have to beat terrible into the head of 40k fans.

mental birch
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And have seen on the nightly news

bright dove
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This setting is not exactly...

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subtle.

mental birch
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sounds like a literacy problem 😛

bright dove
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You cannot put "They're an Empire" next to the Imperium, Chaos, and Orks.

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This is a setting with the Deldar

mental birch
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They're a interventionist empire in the style of a certain global hegemon, in a world where they aren't the hegemon but still act like it

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that's like inherently sensible chuckleworty

bright dove
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They're next to literal baby-eaters.

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In a setting where you have the Imperium being the fascist endless military state, Chaos with its literal demons, Orks with their desire to just kill people because its fun, 'Nids endless hunger, the Craftworld desire to sacrifice anyone else to avoid minor problems, the entirety of the Dark Eldar, and Necrons desire to exterminate all other life for their star-gods (the lore at the time)?

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Going "This is the Evils of Empire" is just not enough punch in comparison.

floral herald
# dense sedge for example?

Killing orks with common fungicide (works on cultured cells!), the “root tyranid” is the ripper so genetically targeted bioweapons at rippers kill them all, that sort of thing

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There's some more obscure ones but those were the two which stood out

bright dove
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That is cute, yes

thin ibex
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I think the situation has always been a more "being vaguely less bad is not the same as being good" coupled with people playing the ethical olympics with the factions in 40k for some reason

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i guess cause some folk feel an obligation to try and play the good guys, so will go to greath lengths to define them and then go to bat for em

thin ibex
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You know, i wish they had added a new or reworked an old kroot named hero with the dex where they dropped the kroot detachment

brittle salmon
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"old named kroot hero"
boss, I have bad news

thin ibex
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Hey we had ankhor prok and dayak grekh once upon a time

past sphinx
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I finally understand how all those dudes fit in rhinos

bold halo
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oh did they bring back the ork rule

finite compass
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For a moment, I thought that was a speaker tower

pulsar cairn
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ya know

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those are orks

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so it kind of is

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not orks

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khorne berserkers

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still apply

lucid scarab
finite compass
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DIGGANOBZ

uneven ember
thin ibex
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🎥New Video - T'au Empire - Human Auxiliary

This week's second fantastic video is one that came from our research into the Farsight Enclaves for last week's fantastic Commander Farsight video.
O'Shovah was the first T'au Commander to induct human auxiliaries and it made us wonder what they could look like and be presented on the battlefield. W...

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uneven ember
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ohhh, I like

wintry mist
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have they fixed the bugs in rogue trader?

uneven ember
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So someone pointed out that there's a ship called Lord Solar Macharius in the Gothic War even though the Gothic War predates the career of Lord Solar Macharius by about 200 years.
This being 40K I decided to spitball some ideas to explain it. My favorites being
-Somebody's calendar is clearly wrong
-The ship was renamed, and records were altered to say it had always been called the Macharius.
-Warp shenanigans had the Macharius arrive in the Gothic Sector a few hundred years before it left.
-The ship and the general are both named after some dude named Sol R. Mack Arius.

past sphinx
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all of time is kinda

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fluid

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big hole of unreality in the middle of the universe

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wait no couldnt be it

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maybe he named himself after the ship

uneven ember
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There you go!

finite compass
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Scratch that, I was wrong

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The Macharius tank actually IS very new

floral herald
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Took a while cause I was scared of glue not fully setting but he’s ready

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Fully magnetized Helbrute

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Arms do sit better than that but I didn’t socket them right for the pic sadcowboy

upper bluff
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So the stormcast wizard guys, like the evocators got discontinued, right? Will they still have rules or do we not know

quaint compass
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Most likely they'll go into Legends if they're being discontinued

upper bluff
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Alright. I wasn't sure if sigmar had legends units. As long as they have rules I won't feel bad about grabbing soul wars for them and the nighthaunt guys

pastel rampart
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I suspect they'll come back in the future with a model redesign that puts them in line with the current slimmed-down armor.

thin ibex
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Tau model questions, the instructions for the ghostkeel day not to use glue on its elbow joints, but there's not much friction keeping it in place, is there a recommendation between gluing or like adding something to make it push fit better?

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Or should I just glue it

past sphinx
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Full send and glue it

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Nobody actually knows what a ghostkeel wysiwyg looks like

thin ibex
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hmm ok

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i was thinking the same cause like

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how often do i really want to repose the arm specifically

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but also being able to remove the arm for storing/transport might be a thing

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i guess theres no harm in leaving it unglued for now

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maybe also it'll stick in better after painting

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and i wont need glue

lucid scarab
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the gang

past sphinx
pastel rampart
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Hell yeah

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I love the 2e Zoanthrope. Vibin' across the battlefield

spice flicker
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Any ideas or advice on spamming as much plasma Weaponry in a sm army? Totally not going for a fallout Enclave inspired army....totally don't know what you're talking about.

quaint compass
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Well, at the moment plasma weaponry is good at clearing out mid-to-heavy infantry, but lack the dakka to properly sweep through blobs of infantry nor main tank equivalents

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I presume you'll be maxing out Hellblasters, which means you'll be losing a lot of hellblasters

spice flicker
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As well as probably redepmtors, repulsors, devestators, and probably deathwing Terminators since can't they take plasma cannons?

quaint compass
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Yup, one plasma for your cannon per 5

spice flicker
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1990/2000 points
Inner circle task force

Terminator captain, relic fist, Storm bolter, warlord
Terminator captain, relic first. Storm bolter

3x5 deathwing Terminators, plasma cannon
2x5 hellblasters

1x redemptor dreadnought, Macro Plasma Incinerator
3x repulsor executioners, Macro Plasma Incinerator

2x impulsors

lucid scarab
cinder wraith
#

me learning tomb kings lore

pulsar cairn
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i'll say

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i love skaven

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they make chaos gods sound lawful

upper bluff
#

Skaven are so fun. Who doesn't love rats with mad science

still warren
unreal cosmos
thin ibex
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A friend has about 195 points to hit 1k on their irl astra militarum list, Catachan themed. What's on the list of options? I figured the easiest thing would be to get another leman russ

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Most are shy of 200

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But I figure a hellhound and enginseer might be on brand

sweet solar
#

for catachans i love sentinels

upper bluff
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Sentinels aren't bad. They're a regiment unit so they have a little synergy with the leaders

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2 armored sentinels and an engineer is 185 points

solemn gull
#

I guess you get to go Aliens on the genestealers in the new necromunda box

lofty warren
thin ibex
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I'm just not sure how to cut out the space I'd need to magnetize it

lofty warren
#

Drill?

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Is that viable?

floral herald
#

There's probably a guide online

uneven ember
pine matrix
uneven ember
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Dracons every day worrying that your swag too different, they'll kill you

dense sedge
tired cairn
#

Sabotaging my Drukheri enemies by sending fashion illiterate messengers

south axle
upper canopy
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imagine being so drab as an archon that the guy behind you is mistaken for you

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"Oh fuck the leader of our Kabal lacks Swag, kill him"

tired cairn
#

Dracons get really nervous on casual Fridays

uneven ember
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"We're not doing anything fancy" = "you need to work harder to make sure you're looking like you didn't work hard at all"

upper canopy
#

"THE ARCHON IS WEARING CROCS"

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"I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"

thin ibex
#

His archrocs

quaint compass
#

Drukchroci

pulsar cairn
#

ya think the plague skaven actually worship nurgle?

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or did they legit steal shit from him for selfish reasons as always

bright dove
#

Clan Pestilens does have the Nurgle keyword iirc

pulsar cairn
#

vicksyAww i do know they stole a cauldron from nurgle

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they legit went in there and took it

upper canopy
#

No they worship the GHR

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Who's a provably real diety

pulsar cairn
#

you have horns too vicksyGun

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are you a skaven in disguise Voy?

finite compass
#

It used to be hazy

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The same way Khaine and Khorne used to be.

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But later editions removed a lot of the deliberate mysteries and inconclusiveness. For better or for worse.

past sphinx
uneven ember
#

Looking at some of the BFG fluff
I love the way battleship construction winds up like medieval cathedral projects
Where it's often generational, and can just stall out for however long when the funds run out for a while

upper canopy
#

I apologize if this is inflammatory but god this is fucking funny

floral herald
#

Hahahaha

thin ibex
#

The trick is to give egret Xenos faction a "marine" of some kind

uneven ember
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The thing to me about female Space Marines is that, one the one hand, I kind of like them as a kind of parody of masculinity, just a SF supersoldier version of what you'd get if you asked an emotionally maladjusted twelve-year-old to design a cool dude, giant roided-out murder machines with steel bones, acid spit, and an emotional range from "stoic" to "angry"
but since they're also the poster boy of the setting and unironic heroes of the majority of GW's written material that idea of Space Marineness doesn't really hold and it's just making the biggest part of the franchise a boy's only club

thin ibex
#

Thoughts on invasion fleet theme list?

jaunty dawn
#

oh interesting

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kharadron no longer have 40k style transports

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instead a bunch of movement tech using their skyvessels

mental birch
#

24"+d6" movement

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With a single sky vessel

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Roughly

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With enough transports you can slingshot your boats everywhere

mental birch
#

On infantry blobs supported by boats

thin ibex
#

so the infantry stick around but are wicked quick with extra transports?

jaunty dawn
#

so instead of them leaving the board

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and being 'inside' a transport

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there's a series of abilities that allow you to redeploy units that are nearby a transport before it moves

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effectively like the 40k equivalent would be an ability that allows a unit to embark, tranport moves, unit disembarks

thin ibex
#

interesting

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so they dont want you to shelter the units inside something, but otherwise still get the mobility offered

jaunty dawn
#

the previous was effectively like hacking in transports for only one faction basically

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kind of

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based on the rules for occupying defensive structures

mental birch
#

Yeah

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This is good

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Though I am worried about

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Just how much faster this made boat dwarves

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They are speeeed

jaunty dawn
#

do still have a bit of the defensive quality though

mental birch
#

Also tau energy now

thin ibex
#

maybe similar army design philosphy for a heavily ranged army

mental birch
#

It's the ridiculous mobility

thin ibex
#

i imagine its because with a ranged army, you kind of end up with either "castle up" or "let em move"

#

and they want to avoid shooting castles?

mental birch
#

Fair

junior robin
#

finally, chaplain grenade

quaint compass
#

So I'm getting into necro mundus and I'm bouncing between Goliath and Corpse Grinder Cult
I lean mostly into Corpse Grinders on all fronts except they are a very limited faction, which only get to use ranged weaponry on their juves

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Which is pretty meh

mental birch
#

Yeah

quaint compass
#

but they're hella sexy

tepid stratus
mental birch
#

Thunderers now running 24" I'm boats

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Hehehhehe

tepid stratus
#

Yeah but now I can actually charge and kill thunderers without having to chew through a whole boat first. I'm willing to let them have a little speed if it means I can punt their little asses

jaunty dawn
#

article says you can't move and redeploy in the same turn

#

but there is the like leapfrog effect yeah

mental birch
jaunty dawn
#

very dependent on board state for the maximum potential mind

mental birch
#

Also free fall back and shoot

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With a boat

jaunty dawn
#

I play nighthaunt so I'm just like excited to not have to do the retreat dance at all haha

mental birch
#

Retreat dance? Just grab the boat

tepid stratus
#

I await to see if the great Orruck divide is happening or not. They haven't gotten to any of my factions yet

mental birch
#

Just charge thr boat and attack the thunderers

tepid stratus
mental birch
#

Yeah

tepid stratus
#

Now they can't hide

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But admittedly it was fun to circumvent the cover by running an exalted bladebringer with a 3d6 charge and double charge damage into it and delete the unit inside without hurting the boat.

solemn gull
#

I do think Goliath are funner to play though

quaint compass
#

How so?

thin ibex
#

Admiral! Question, you have a better view on like competitive. While I'm not planning on competing myself, I'm considering a stormsurge for my IRL list, potentially. (I don't know if you mind being pinged so im erring on the side of not pinging you)

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I figure at the bottom line, its a nice way to bump towards 2k without a lot of purchases

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and no matter what its got a lot of wounds and a big gun

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though it limits my army building a lil bit im sure

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I'm still planning to get another broadside, and probably a hammerhead (its iconic)

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and i want some kroot rampagers because of vibes

solemn gull
# quaint compass How so?

Just the way you can change them with the gene stuff. And you could make them chaos and still get have the stuff you would from playing corpse grinders

jaunty dawn
#

goliath corpse grinder kitbash!

past sphinx
#

hand flamers, plasma guns

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mean bastards

soft willow
#

Jumping into a short necromunda campaign myself soon. Can confirm don't count your little guys out.

mental birch
#

Too big

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Too slow

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Paying for the sins of 10e Knights

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Too expensive 😦

thin ibex
#

that makes sense yeah

#

thoughts on the wider world of casuals or like irl points to dollar efficiency?

mental birch
#

It's fine

#

Bring it

thin ibex
#

im not sure if its a fun way to fill out up to 2k in like an easy way

mental birch
#

It's very funny

thin ibex
#

i have about 1.1k poins now

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and it seemsl like, surprisingly affordable

#

to lock in an extra 400 odd points with a single model

mental birch
#

What's the theme you're building towards?

thin ibex
#

my theme is a custom sept of hive city fighting fire warriors. The commander is a student of montka but hasnt neglected the other paths in his training

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story wise the hive city surrendered to the tau empire relatively peacefully, but malcontents, cultists, and xenos are cropping up everywhere

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and its their job to bring it under control

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i figure hte mental image of a stormsurge as the forces like "mobile hq" force projection unit

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and looming behind like a giant pipe's water fall

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are cool images

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the logic is that wherever the surge is is a significantly more secure sector that coordination can happen from

mental birch
#

Oooh that could work

thin ibex
#

obv this would stop me from having a more like... rounded out table force, but i can get the other models over time

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it feels like a nice one stop shop

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on my journey to 2k

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and its decently powerful to stand up against buddy's like big boys

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its also a bit funny i would bet you

#

that a damage 12 gun makes my opponent more scared than he needs to be

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i know my opponent would prolly be a WE player and is rolling angron and a lord of skulls

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stormsurge can blast a lord of skulls i think

upper canopy
#

I had like an 80% win rate

unreal cosmos
#

Suffering from success

quaint compass
#

That cautionary tale is one part of the hesitance

unreal cosmos
#

The power of some Hungy Lads

upper canopy
#

My leader Butcher Pete once killed 3 guys in melee in one charge

quaint compass
#

Good man

solemn gull
soft willow
#

Especially since I'll be playing Ironhead Prospectors and they're the only shits that can get there in time.

solemn gull
#

I think I went on hiatus right around when prospectors came out what are they like?

#

I imagine slow with big guns

jaunty dawn
#

pretty much everything they have has storm

soft willow
#

Yeah lots of shooting, and lots of shots per shot as it were.

#

Also good armor and tough.

#

But they suffer on initiative and movement.

thin ibex
#

what do yall think would make a cool tau superheavy aside from the stormsurge and tau nar? We're not counting hte manta xD

soft willow
#

A really big kroot.

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Or one of the other alien races that are part of the coalition.

floral herald
#

Like as a model to buy or hypothetically?

quaint compass
#

VORGH

floral herald
#

I think a space AC130 would be a fun Tau Sheavy

quaint compass
#

That's the Manta

jaunty dawn
#

plastic tigerfish

solemn gull
floral herald
#

I mean more like an Orca with a Railcannon hanging out the side

#

Except probably bigger since the Orca isn't really a Sheavy

#

Although a Tiger Shark with like 20 burst cannons on the bottom would be funny

upper bluff
#

I would love if tau aircraft got attention this edition

#

But GW hates aircraft now so

floral herald
#

Yeah downside is that all airplanes suck

#

Except like 1 Eldar one

upper bluff
#

They seriously should've gotten an aircraft detachment. I love how the taus answer to knights and titans are just put the biggest gun on the fastest plane

thin ibex
#

Gun orca would be cool

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see but thats not REALLY the case anymore, the tau's answer to knights is bigger, slower suits now (i still have mixed feelings about this)

upper bluff
#

Is it? I thought the Tau nar was more of a walking orbital defense

thin ibex
#

iirc the tau nar and the stormsurge are the answer to imperial superheavy walkers, while the AX10 was an experimental answer to titans, meant to work in pairs to work over an imperial titan

floral herald
#

It'd be too easy if GW recognized the power strike aircraft have over heavy and Sheavy AFVs on the ground

#

Admittedly a lot of ground-based sci fi wargames bend over backwards to make this so

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Because "cool robot killed by 2000 lb laser guided JDAM from 35k feet" isn't very fun to have models play out

thin ibex
#

yeah theres absolutely a practical aspect to it

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i know also that the adoption of big robot can be seen as an adaptation/evolution of the tau war philosophy, but personally im of the opinion that the ax10 was a clearer adaptive example

#

I wouldn't mind a tau superheavy drone

jaunty dawn
#

plastic remora

thin ibex
#

similar role to a ac130 in the idea of like a hovering loitering support platform

#

effectively a weapons carrier that responds to ground level firepower or resource requests or something

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mentally/mechanically inspired by like... a uav crossed with a cathayan war/observation balloon

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i do think a xeno bio form that goes mano y mano with knights would be cool

#

maybe with tau made armor harness

floral herald
#

Btech does a lot of that too!

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My personal bugbear with the setting is how weird it has to get to explain why strike aircraft haven't rendered the assault mech essentially obsolete

solemn gull
#

True

thin ibex
#

i guess also from a modeling opportunity the stormsurge might be a good opportunity to like experience painting up a larger model

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but man how tf do i trasport one, in a shoebox?

floral herald
#

Haha

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I was assembling some terrain yesterday and as I was finishing up I was like “how do I transport this it is 14 inches tall?”

pastel rampart
#

Ideally you have said large model magnetized along the bottom of the base and have a case to which it can sit in.

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Which doesn't even have to be special or expensive, just get yourself a plastic bin with a lid from friggin'...Target or Walmart or whatever, glue magnetic steel sheets to the underside of the lid and bam.

jaunty dawn
#

or a toolbox

pastel rampart
#

That too.

floral herald
#

I'll take a pic soon its such a tall piece

thin ibex
#

so im NOT supposed to have come apart for easier storage?

floral herald
#

I should probably find a way to detach the parts of this one but its kinda w/e now

solemn gull
#

I make my large terrain hollow so I can fit the small scatter inside of it

past sphinx
#

that and all the radiation makes things hard on sensors depending on the time period

floral herald
#

Yeah that sort of thing is the bending over backwards I mean

tired cairn
#

I like how Dropzone commander's handwave was forces deploy various antimissile countermeasures over the battlefield so missiles are useless beyond long ranges and aircraft have to fly very low to the ground (like, high rise building height)

past sphinx
#

JAGERMECH

thin ibex
#

also im really on the fence on if i want to pick up a riptide at all

#

i know that ill probably rock n roll with the heavy burst cannon despite the juicy 4 damage ion gun

pulsar cairn
#

kasrkin sort of look like cadians own storm troopers

floral herald
#

Yeah I imagine they do lol

pulsar cairn
#

i cant spell

floral herald
#

Oh no I just mean they literally are Cadian storm troopers

upper canopy
#

Correct

pulsar cairn
#

i see vicksyThink

mental birch
#

best thing to do to world eaters

#

is kroot jail as T'au

#

did you know all other phases happen after the movement phase

#

😛

quaint compass
#

Not the command phase!

jaunty dawn
#

warmaster side person is like ah spycraft a most dangerous game

#

raven guard is just quickscoping ppl

thin ibex
#

Raven guard might have the most experience amongst the chapters as far as knowing how to stretch a penny, so to speak

pastel rampart
floral herald
#

I don’t think the “if it’s gay it’s slaanesh” joke is a good look at all

#

Don’t make that sort of joke again.

pulsar cairn
#

wont happen again

jaunty dawn
#

oh damn

#

big change

#

and confirmation that one replacement is a universal rule

#

this is fun

#

oh and pink horrors and blue/brimstone are now seperate units. pink horrors dying can revive blue horrors or just explode

solemn gull
#

I just learned you can pair an orlock wrecker with a legendary name allowing them to take no fall damage.
I’m going to goomba stomp someone in my next match

floral herald
#

Ooh

upper bluff
#

That apm launcher actually looks pretty good

#

And evasive infiltrators is awesome for votann

floral herald
#

One attack on BS4+ is a little unfortunate but you’ve got grudges and such for rerolls and it’s got a good damage profile

upper bluff
#

I was moreso just looking at anti vehicle 3+ strength 6 with ap -2 . Normally antivehicle stuff is 4+ with disappointing ap

#

Also strength 5 shotguns are awesome

#

And 6" movement is unique for votann

#

Sv 5+ is kinda icky though

floral herald
#

Oh damn i missed the tshirt armor

soft willow
#

T5 kinda helps, but yeah the armor on them sucks.

#

At a low enough point cost though? Could be worthwhile.

quaint compass
#

They'd be resistant to most anti-infantry weaponry

#

But anything that wants get rid of squats they'll bring decent meq removal

soft willow
pastel rampart
thin ibex
#

Silly list idea

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And one other

paper bluff
#

I've got my first new codex game of custodes coming up. Wish me luck

tepid stratus
paper bluff
#

01 test talons (1995 points)
Adeptus Custodes
Strike Force (2000 points)
Talons of the Emperor
CHARACTERS
Aleya (75 points)
• 1x Somnus
Blade Champion (130 points)
• 1x Vaultswords
• Enhancement: Aegis Projector
Shield-Captain (140 points)
• 1x Guardian spear
Shield-Captain (140 points)
• 1x Praesidium Shield
1x Pyrithite spear
Shield-Captain in Allarus Terminator Armour (140 points)
• Warlord
• 1x Balistus grenade launcher
1x Castellan axe
BATTLELINE
Custodian Guard (180 points)
• 4x Custodian Guard
• 4x Guardian spear
Custodian Guard (180 points)
• 4x Custodian Guard
• 4x Praesidium Shield
4x Sentinel blade
DEDICATED TRANSPORTS
Anathema Psykana Rhino (75 points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
1x Hunter-killer missile
1x Storm bolter
OTHER DATASHEETS
Allarus Custodians (195 points)
• 3x Allarus Custodian
• 3x Balistus grenade launcher
3x Castellan axe
Custodian Wardens (200 points)
• 4x Custodian Warden
• 4x Guardian spear
1x Vexilla
Custodian Wardens (200 points)
• 4x Custodian Warden
• 4x Guardian spear
1x Vexilla
Prosecutors (100 points)
• 1x Prosecutor Sister Superior
• 1x Boltgun
1x Close combat weapon
• 9x Prosecutor
• 9x Boltgun
9x Close combat weapon
Prosecutors (50 points)
• 1x Prosecutor Sister Superior
• 1x Boltgun
1x Close combat weapon
• 4x Prosecutor
• 4x Boltgun
4x Close combat weapon
Vigilators (125 points)
• 1x Vigilator Sister Superior
• 1x Executioner greatblade
• 9x Vigilator
• 9x Executioner greatblade
Witchseekers (65 points)
• 1x Witchseeker Sister Superior
• 1x Close combat weapon
1x Witchseeker flamer
• 4x Witchseeker
• 4x Close combat weapon
4x Witchseeker flamer

paper bluff
thin ibex
#

I have a bit of trouble figuring out what the detachments encourage me to build around with the stodes

#

Except for the talons

#

Which obv want me to have a squad or three of sos

upper bluff
#

Yeah, the sisters of silence aren't enough to have an entire detachment for them and the rules are working against auric champions

#

You can't just have a lone shield captain or blade champion because their abilities need them to lead a unit and there aren't any battle tactics for shield captains to abuse

brittle salmon
#

Custodes really got the short end of the stick this release cycle, unfortunately

upper bluff
#

Maybe 11th half their units won't cost $400 and be in plastic

past sphinx
upper bluff
#

I would rather have that than a single more grav tank be sold. If they were actually made from gold maybe that price would be acceptable

crisp lance
past sphinx
#

every once and a while i am gut checked by the canonical 40k cat people

#

i distinctly remember the first adventure for dark heresy has as a central feature a large statue of a Felid imperial saint

wintry mist
#

not going to post the video

#

just going to mention that one video about felinids

paper bluff
#

I get more gut checked that Obi-Wan Sherlock Clousseau is still considered a Canon inquisitor

solemn gull
#

Obi-Wan Sherlock Clousseau needs a new appearance

#

Give him the best stat line possible and a series longer then the heresy

thin ibex
#

You know it'd be cool if they had more non chapter master/ general/boss type heroes and more lieutenant/ number 2 guy style heroes

#

You can only have so many chapter masters/ captains

mental birch
desert jay
#

One chapter master per chapter, but unlimited chapters!

dense sedge
past sphinx
solemn gull
paper bluff
#

imagine an Iron kin named character

thin ibex
#

i dunno, i dont mind a named lieutenant as much, but really just cool to have like #NotInCharge guys

#

so you can have YOUR guy leading the named guy

paper bluff
#

the tau have..... 2? 3? named characters now?

thin ibex
#

Farsight, Shadowsun, Darkstrider

#

Aun Va be gone

#

as is longstrike

thin ibex
#

More of a theme list than actually effective

south axle
thin ibex
#

Oh yeah he's gone too

#

I liked him

#

Though he wasn't very good, objectively

#

I wonder if you'd see any tiger shark ax10 rep if knights somehow go back up to top 3 in the win rates

#

It still can't cap objectives

#

And can probably be shot down reasonably easily

#

Honestly also anti titanic 3+ on str26 guns feels completely irrelevant

#

Since you're probably wounding on a 2+

plucky token
#

that does feel like something more likely to be relevant against actual straight up titans, yeah

thin ibex
#

Ah well, cool model, probably more fun on like more wild non standard games like extra big maps and huge point limits

ebon forge
paper bluff
#

I wish I liked the helbrute model because it's a decent unit in world eaters

quaint compass
#

I just use contemptors as proxies

thin ibex
#

You know, I feel like nightlords probably have figured out how to make it scary, yet I can't take the wing helmets seriously

past sphinx
thin ibex
#

They are so very goofy

#

Which I suppose credit to nightlords for being so scary that the self nerf doesn't slow em down

solemn gull
thin ibex
#

cause i can customize the loadout for my guy

solemn gull
#

That’s fair

jaunty dawn
#

ogors have two states - actively eating, or hungry

#

new rules: they can eat one time and then theyre like nah im fine thanks gonna sleep this off

storm schooner
#

but they can always run into people, that classic ogor move

thin ibex
#

Oh new edition finally solving ogor gluttony?

#

"Nah, can't bruv, full up"

storm schooner
#

Perhaps the enemies are simplier tastier rather than the ogors being less hungry

jaunty dawn
#

we enter the age of the succulent

spice flicker
thin ibex
#

Yeah tried to do a drama list of a primarily infantry force embattled and the airforce swooping in on the 3rd and 4th round to "rescue" them

#

I don't think it functions well, but it felt cool

paper bluff
#

Flyers not the best in this edition

tired cairn
#

They should just make them all hover (with deep strike) and treat them as normal units imo

past sphinx
upper canopy
#

billions must die

past sphinx
#

england will fall into the sea

solemn gull
#

Is Warcry or Warhammer Underworlds axed?

#

Someone told me one or the other was being discontinued

quaint compass
#

Converted the Jakhal Dishonoured into a Skinner/Cutter for my Grindset Cult

solemn gull
#

Beyond cool

#

So you chose the cannibals afterwards?

quaint compass
#

I was hungy

solemn gull
#

How are you finding them?

quaint compass
#

Online, but I'm just getting started

#

Haven't even murderkillfought yet

#

Cool as hell though

jaunty dawn
solemn gull
solemn gull
unreal cosmos
#

Oh Jakhals as Grinders is a great idea

quaint compass
#

Only the Dishonoured really -bashes well into the large grinder fighters, but you got juves out the wazoo!

unreal cosmos
#

Growing lads and lasses

pastel rampart
quaint compass
#

Masking tape

#

Pete the Wargamerite had a real neat conversion for a Tallarn and he used that

pastel rampart
#

Huh! Probably easier than tissue.

quaint compass
#

way easier

#

Less gooey glooey

pastel rampart
#

I haven't used tissue for that but I've used it for cloth draped over boxes and stuff, which works well even if it takes forever to dry.

pastel rampart
thin ibex
#

Ah I did not see but all the chaos stuff hit newrecruit

#

So many lists to make!

floral herald
#

Oh nice

thin ibex
plucky token
#

chaos reigns elmofire

floral herald
#

Fun list

#

So hard to justify death turkeys though

thin ibex
#

Which ones the turkey? The drake?

#

Honestly that was absolutely

floral herald
#

Yeah

#

It’s such a good model it’s just overcosted underarmed and designed to do something armies don’t need haha

thin ibex
#

It's also why I went firebreathing

#

Cause I figure it's a scary boy

floral herald
#

That variant helps yeah

thin ibex
#

I actually do like that the night lords battle shock interaction might be of consequence

floral herald
#

I actually think it’s pretty good

#

But not reliable

#

But the effects are real good IF they work

#

While a lot of Bshock armies struggle with unreliable mid effects

thin ibex
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If it happens frequently enough it can shut out stratagems or eat cps, and if you can get enemies to be at -2 in the command phase, flip obj at bad times

floral herald
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And you have shit like “full rerolls vs Bshock”

thin ibex
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Side note I love the new warp talon rule

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If they finished killing they just poof into the night

thin ibex
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I was surprised but not displeased to see that the iron legions rule is "we're tough as fuck" rather than "vehicles go"

floral herald
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Tbf vehicles weren’t the only IW thing

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And Vashtorr got those ones

thin ibex
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Oh for sure, just that warpsmiths were kind of their thing which led to vehicle

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I do still consider a vindicator or two mandatory on iron legion theme list

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I admit, alpha legion gave me all the excuse I need to go "oops almost all legionaries"

brittle salmon
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I think Soulforged Warpack can also represent IW with a bit of minor reflavouring

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Ditch the whole contract aspect and make it unique bindings goading the daemon into a frenzy or something

thin ibex
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Something about the iron legion to me screams belching smoke, cordite, ash, and flash heat, so I often prefer not to give them lascannons or plasma. Though I also understand the need to bring lascannons to answer the heaviest threats

desert jay
thin ibex
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It is weird to me that chaos has no indirect fire

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Also, are defilers iron legion vibed?

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I like defilers but I wasn't sure

desert jay
thin ibex
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Also also, havoc with chain guns in renegades Detachment seem hella fun

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Also bikers with flamers

runic swallow
thin ibex
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I think csm should have something

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That can indirect fire

uneven ember
brittle salmon
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Back in the day IW could take Basilisks

rocky shale
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Spilled my first pot of contrast paint pain

runic swallow
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It’s a right of passage

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Traditionally it’s agrax or nuln oil tho

thin ibex
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Though I do don't know what it would be specifically

finite compass
thin ibex
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Nah they just have a battle cannon

finite compass
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I miss the LatD list...

thin ibex
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Being silly

floral herald
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I think they’re it though

thin ibex
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oh hey yeah

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there they arte

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are*

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the one csm arty

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inderect melta lascannons ARE a bit spicy, i like that

jaunty dawn
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you may fire indirect Once

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as a treat

thin ibex
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i noticed oblits are also capped at 2 guys

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instead of 2-4

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oh, no waha still says 4... hmm

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new recruit may be incomplete?

jaunty dawn
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no they are 2 now

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waha isn't updated

thin ibex
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ah ok

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halo hunters vibes

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i wonder if someone was doing a halo covenant full conversion army, if csm would be the right fit

thin ibex
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tau also comes to mind but theres no way to represent sword elites

floral herald
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One of the armies which is flexible and has a bunch of “weights” of units similar to the covenant

jaunty dawn
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really feels like the skaven theme is can you kill the enemy faster than you die to your own stuff

junior robin
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like the good old days

still warren
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From the wording it looks like the overload ability isn't optional?

jaunty dawn
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I think it is

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in terms of all non passive abilities being so

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kinda thing

mental birch
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That's a lot of ahors

pastel rampart
quaint compass
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Am cape make

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And foolishly I gave him a chainglaive because it's cool and baller and swag and skibidi to rizz

past sphinx
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Versatile will strike fear

quaint compass
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But 3" protrusion will strike edge of tunnel during placement

past sphinx
#

Such is sacrifice in the name of skin and sinew

quaint compass
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May the lodge of burning blood forgive his foolishness in carnage

floral herald
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New KT errata/FAQ

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Lots of small changes

thin ibex
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Is it just me btw or its the defiler kind of ok now?

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Things covered in guns, str 16 melee, free fight phase interrupt

floral herald
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Yeah with its new stuff (and better detachment support!) it’s pretty good now

paper bluff
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That's just the regular CSM defiler? Not any of the godsworn versions?

floral herald
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Yeah I think just the CSM one has the interrupt

thin ibex
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Renegade vibes

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Legionaries in renegades are pretty fierce against targets on objectives

floral herald
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Renegades might be the strongest detachment its so good

unreal cosmos
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I like the sound of that!

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Do they do alright without bikes?

solemn gull
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I wonder if the re-release of Old World will also bring back Mordheim

floral herald
unreal cosmos
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I see...

floral herald
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I think pretty much all of the detachments are strong or viable which is really nice

still warren
south axle
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So monday is gonna be fyre huh

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I think the newer the 3e codex is, the less it will change into 4e

ebon forge
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New ThunderPsycker video!

thin ibex
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So is the chaos cult Detachment meant to just swamp and overwhelm an opfor in rapidly advancing bodies?

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Cause I couldn't find any "damned" keyword models beyond the cultists and traitor guard, and the units that can join them

floral herald
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Yeah pretty much

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It’s probably the weakest of the detachments because it buffs up your chaff almost exclusively and you have Really Good elites who could use buffs as well

thin ibex
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I guess it doesn't STOP me from bringing some armor support, it just doesn't help it either

brittle salmon
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yeah chaos has some of the schnastiest elite units in the game and Chaos Cult just does nothing for them

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a 10 man terminator deathstar with a chaos lord or sorc attached can beat the bricks off of pretty much anything

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and you want to be able to buff that kinda thing

thin ibex
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You know, and I've said this before, I do enjoy how a number of the horde detachments make some less popular unit or build options a bit more sensible. Like a Sergeant with a power sword or chainsword with more attacks might have more value overall thanks to them than before

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And it's no longer just "do you have enough AT?"

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But also "do you have enough dedicated horde/chaff clear?"

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Since sponsons and incidental small arms don't cut it against the dedicated hordes

soft willow
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Knights actually have to skew for it just to be able to make enough attacks.

spice flicker
pastel rampart
thin ibex
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Is a ghostkeel too small for a titan from titanfall?

finite compass
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I'd say it's probably on the large side

mental birch
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Wait just realised the ball body is a KO baloon

topaz elk
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I gotta say I really do think so long as you’re chill with the harlequins the black library has gotta be the safest place in 40K

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It’s like holy terra without all the horrible parts of holy terra

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Which is all of it minus the specific rooms rich people and custodes live in

floral herald
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Iirc there’s a bunch of weird dangerous stuff in the BL as well

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Like oops don’t touch or you’ll turn inside out artifacts

topaz elk
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Huh, I thought it was just the harlequins

floral herald
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But since the locals are all well schooled old acrobats it’s safe enough

topaz elk
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I guess you just gotta make sure to ask before touching anything

floral herald
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Yeah

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For a dark horse nice place there’s Jumael from 15 hours

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Which is a bucolic and sleepy imperial agri world which primarily produces wide eyed imperial guardsmen who don’t know The Horrors

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(It’s the place the protagonist from 15 hours is from)

thin ibex
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The safest place in the galaxy is probably on a forgotten agri-world with a moderate and not extreme leadership group

floral herald
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That’s basically Jumael IV

solemn gull
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I think if you tuck yourself far enough down in an underhive you could ignore most of the 40k hazards to your life

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Good luck slurping down algae/corpse starch though

floral herald
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Yeah but that’s like the Crime Zone

solemn gull
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Depends on what the current canon says about population. As far as I can tell most levels of a underhive have no one on them. Sometimes people come up thousands of years after their ancestors went on an expedition.

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And the only thing they notice is the flag changed.

floral herald
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The underhive is usually the poor dispossessed and gangs part of the hive aiui

upper canopy
#

There's more people above the underhive but there's still millions of people in the underhive itself

finite compass
#

TBF not everything in the Underhive counts as 'people'

past sphinx
#

Hey now thats a sump beast

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Their only here sometimes

jaunty dawn
#

you can definitely be an underhive hermit

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you wouldn't get corpse starch though. that's an industrial good

past sphinx
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Fungus and rat meat this is the way

jaunty dawn
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but like wild animals that also eat the rats might eat you

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and they might be weird 40k animals

past sphinx
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Or the rats

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Rats get big

finite compass
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I mean there's also Cultists, Scavvy Gangs, Scrapcode-Infected Servitors, Plague Zombies, hostile wildlife, even more hostile feral gangers, and the occasional Genestealer infestation...

jaunty dawn
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or just rats yeah

finite compass
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Or just rats

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Big ones

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But not ones that walk on two legs, that's just stupid.

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Don't exist. Just myth-story. Do not worry stupid-manthing heads over it. Yes-yes.

past sphinx
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Rats on two legs? I don't believe in them

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And the hrud probably down there

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A few kroot

finite compass
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Depending on where you are, possibly Blood Axe infiltration teams

past sphinx
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Wandering half mad murder servators

finite compass
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Spyrer hunting parties.

past sphinx
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Androids wearing peoples skin

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Men of iron

finite compass
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Killer Archaeotech

bright dove
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Experimenting Hereteks

past sphinx
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And just absolute disregard of OSHA safety guidelines

finite compass
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If you're in Necromunda, giant spiders

thin ibex
#

arent "savage orks" like a thing in deep underhive?

finite compass
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Yes

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Specifically on Armageddon, but I don't see how they couldn't be on other planets as well

upper canopy
#

any time orks invaded once they're probably a permanant fixture

floral herald
jaunty dawn
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4!!!!

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that's a pretty interesting way to do it ngl

floral herald
#

Yeah

jaunty dawn
#

mind control is hilarious

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like "oh it's just a contested apl check nothing to worry about,,, I just have the highest apl in the game that's all,,,"

upper canopy
floral herald
#

Yeah it’s pretty unusual design decision

jaunty dawn
#

that's just patric

quaint compass
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He's making the text less legible

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Get him out!

wary cape
#

Saw some dudes today

zinc field
#

I missed the little night lords kneecap and saw an american flag torso, and for some reason my first thought was "homelander space marine? That's a pretty neat army concept"

pastel rampart
#

Same

solemn gull
#

Also same, those red and white stripes are really doing a lot

paper bluff
#

Isn't homelander space marine already called the marines malevolent?

floral herald
#

I mean those guys are jerks but in a different way and they’re bright yellow haha

paper bluff
#

......would be fun if GW released new lore to rainbow warriors this month. They wouldn't be the sort though

uneven ember
#

yeah

floral herald
#

I always thought they were primarily an Operation Satanique reference

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But they don’t get a lot of attention

uneven ember
#

Yeah I don't think they've gotten direct mention in years.

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What's really funny is that they're the whole reason the Sisters use the fleur de lys

runic swallow
#

Asking here because I feel this’d probably be the best place: I’m getting back into mini painting, gonna by painting up my CIA advisors/PMC guys and my insurgent models once I go out and grab the stuff to make a wet palette tomorrow. Anyone know of any tutorials around painting models in more civilian-ish clothes? Most of the minis are basically in street clothes + combat pants and load bearing equipment, so I’m not exactly looking for how to do camo right now

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I’m very bad at coming up with paint schemes so when at all possible I prefer to follow someone’s process or guide on painting stuff

finite compass
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I mean I imagine it'd be similar to painting anything else, unless you want to do fancy patterns like plaid or flannel or something

tired cairn
wintry mist
#

to carry on the conversation about safest places in 40k, probably just some random imperial world that's like, 21st-century ish

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or a shrine world

paper bluff
#

Are paradise worlds a no go?

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Being a chapter serf on titan also maybe okay. Mind you... if you like having memories perhaps not but otherwise pretty decent IMO

thin ibex
#

Problem with paradise world is that it has any level of attention on it

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and attention means stuffll happen

jaunty dawn
#

I mean

thin ibex
#

better to be on a world forgotten in its relative mediocrity

jaunty dawn
#

if you go to a paraidse world and assume you'll be one of the people who gets to enjoy it you could be a noble in most places

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just be rich and opulent

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plenty of that to go around in 40k

thin ibex
#

its probably nicer, i doubt its "safe" so to speak

jaunty dawn
#

I mean they regularly live to like

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past a hundred

thin ibex
#

As long as you don't die to the machinations of other nobles in the political landscape

uneven ember
#

I feel like the overlap between Paradise World and Maiden World is non-trivial and possibly a recipe for some really awkward misunderstandings/ massacres

finite compass
#

They tend to be one and the same.

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Especially Where Biel-Tan is involved

paper bluff
#

If you don't want kids, living with the tau not a bad deal

solemn gull
#

The Tau don’t neuter all humans on their worlds?

quaint compass
#

No. Afaik that's only the Kauruva campaign

floral herald
#

Yeah that happened there but it’s not SOP

#

I think it was a warp taint worry

runic swallow
#

I think the best bet is an out of the way, semi-mechanized agriculture world

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Very boring, but also, it’s very boring

past sphinx
#

one day people will stop using lore from dawn of war

#

one day

desert jay
#

Okay but "Blood Ravens keep 'borrowing' artifacts from other Imperial subfactions" remains great

floral herald
#

New KT rules

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For jaegirs at least

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And brood bros

pastel rampart
thin ibex
#

Yall reckon this hypothetical list could take a WE list sporting Angron?

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Idea being a lot of elements burn angrons army down around him

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And the heavier tools focus fire him

unreal cosmos
spice flicker
#

I'd consider swaping out the broadsides for another breacher fish combo with maybe an enhancement on the 2nd coldstar with the remaining points.

thin ibex
#

While fair, if I drop the broadsides, the only weapons in the list that natively wound Angron on better than 5 are seekers

south axle
#

This days articles are fyre

bright dove
thin ibex
#

oh thats a cool one, who are they?

south axle
#

Aveline, a SoB Celestian Sacresant

spice flicker
#

Sword looks like a fluer de lis or however it's spelled.

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Not French, catholic, or from Louisiana so idk how to spell it.

jaunty dawn
#

the fire specifically yeah

south axle
#

Fleur de Lis, am neither of those but has been part of the scout movement

jaunty dawn
#

her sword also just has a flamethrower though that's funny

thin ibex
#

wait so shes dual wielding flamethrowers?

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sword flamer and hand flamer

south axle
#

The flames are kinda cool, but I kinda hope she comes with a non-burning sword as well

jaunty dawn
#

apparently!

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I think I might use this and make a spear model

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I already have a sword and board palatine

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the shield is awesome but quite specific