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i mean, dark is complicated
because its name doesn't entirely match up to its essence
(except when it does)
Yeah, but these are explicitly described as cruel and aggressive
yeah
Which I feel fits
but dark's biggest emphasis is on dirty fighting
it has a lot of others
but the like [berserker warrior] sense isn't necessarily Dark
at least imo
goblin's super dark
but i would call toku just, fire/ele probably
I think Blackbeasrd is pretty Dark because it's also a pirate
that one's fair
its vibes are murderous cutthroat pirate guy
fighting/dark or water/dark work well
Tokugawa I think has a version that's Electric/Fire or Fire/Fighting, but I think has an evolution or regional form with Lucifer active that's a Dark Type basically
i think it's most likely that it would have an ability that's Steelworker for dark moves, or something similar
That would work too.
something like uh
an intrinsic form-change, whose effects depend on its 2-3 abilities
"Paired pilots were constantly fed tactical information at a rate that often surpassed what they personally capable of processing, and the class frequently exhibited distaste for pilots that failed to match its aggression. Seemingly regardless of their actual opinion of them, LUCIFER clones were known for their cruel verbal treatment of their pilots, which they played off as jokes or friendly banter. "
But this feels VERY dark type to me
Even if the Toku as a whole I agree doesn't quite fit
Maybe it's a signature move that is like, 3x Attack boost and also turns you Dark Type
Or a dark type Flail that doesn't suck lmao
I feel like a lot of stealth mechs would get dark.
Not out of any moral reason but dark is 'dirty fighting'.
i think it depends on how they do their stealth and engagement, but yeah
Except Dark doesn't really get Evasion moves
I'd peg the Goblin as Dark/Psychic
yeah that's perfect
Yeah it's clearly that.
Lich is Ghost/Normal I think
there ain't nothin normal about those motherfuckers
yeah, but so do support mons in every other type
Although so is Psychic
psychic is the most time-related type
My personal thoughts on the Mourning Cloak would be a Ghost/Dark Physical Attacker.
future sight, celebi in general, speed swap, trick room, etc.
i can envision that perfectly, yeah
goes to the fucking shadow realm
attacks in ways that, mechanically, you could easily describe as phantom force and night slash
Which mechs are Fairy?
Shadow Sneak feels like a very Mourning Cloak move.
yeah
I agree strongly on Ghost
dusk wing
I'm less sure on Dark for Mourning Cloak
i mean
it's literally the most dark fighting style on the roster
"jump a guy in the dark while they're alone"
if you want to ignore flavor
I mean, that's kinda covered by the Ghost type too IMO
Poltergeist
Metalmark is Fire/Water, I think, while Amber Phantom is Fire/Psychic.
most of what Mourning Cloak does is just Poltergeist IMO
I'm not sure too many baseline mechs are fairy type. I can think of homebrew ones that are but less so core mechs.
gorgon i can't really see fairy
Specifically thinking of how much Fairy stuff often has to do with visual perception there
Something like Ghost/Fairy or Dark/Fairy
manticore's pretty easily electric/steel with heatproof and/or a heatproof + gubbins ability imo
To give it the twisted fae vibe
I think part of the issue is that the list of fairy moves is narrow. XD
They've got some good moves but they're new enough they don't have too many different vibes.
yeah it's just like
Dark has been about long enough to have plenty of 'brutality', 'dirty fighter', 'nightmare' sorts of themes depending on what you want out of of it.
charm and baby-doll eyes
Minotaur seems like
Dark, psychic, maybe
...Goblin sitting here on Prankster being its usual horrible self.
Ghost and fairy also fuck with people
minotaur's favorite things are fucked up psychic status moves, yeah
like speed swap
and imprison
Could connect to minotaur too
iskander is psychic/rock, because gravity is uh
psychic and rock
and throwing bricks at heads is rock
Personally I think that we are ascribing Dark type to too many things.
Having access to a lot of Dark Type moves is pretty normal for a lot of physical attackers without making them Dark Type
the only ones i think are dark type that we've talked about so far are MC and goblin
The Dark Type itself is reserved more for the ones who are intentionally kinda fucked up about it
...maybe caliban, which is about killing people as efficiently and brutally as possible in a ball of extremely unfair death
its role on the battlefield is to Turn People Into Statistics
but i wouldn't fight hard if anyone disagreed
Dark/Fighting IMO
No
it uses extremespeed
Fighting for sure
I could see Fighting/Normal. We're getting more 'normal as a secondary type' these days.
Fighting/Normal or even Fighting/Steel
IMO
I know mechs and steel but Nelson feels MORE steel outside of just being a robot to me
It's a knight with a big spear
Pure normal type is the Everest
that's not to say it's not cool
but the nelson is super straightforward as lancer mechs go
it runs around and stabs you
with its iconic piece of gear as like
the most normal, everyman weapon around (the spear)
i would accept normal/fighting or normal/steel
but it being normal is my hill
I'm ok with Figghting/Normal but I really don't think it's that Normal
...I know what types I'd give the Balor thematically. I'd go Poison/Fire. It loves damage over time and blistering blackwash, being a walking environmental hazard.
oh, that also makes a ton of sense, yeah
I think it's not really Poison is my main thought
graywash nanites are like
It doesn't really infect things, it cleans them from existence
super poison-coded
plenty of pkmn poison types do things like acid instead
"infection" is only one type
Yeah I just think the Fire already covers it
That's fair. I can see just fire, though I personally lean a bit poison
The fluidity of it makes me want to lean more Water than Fire. Or honestly I'd consider Dragon maybe.
alas, i do not think there are any ice type lancer mechs, except maybe gorgon or white witch for vibes
Drake is the most Steel-Type Mech known to man.
We had a discussion of frame types once before
From what I remember, either pegasus or everest got Normal/Normal instead of just Normal
'Speed: No. Def: Yes' steel brawly guy.
i want to say atlas is like, grass/ground?
Worldkiller is Fire/Fire
swallowtails i'd definitely call normal/ghost and normal/grass, respectively
With an ability just called Fire
Kobold is ground/fairy or ground/dark
hmm
Fire/Rock I think personally
kobold likes fire, i'd say rock/fire yeah
The Fusion Rifle and Slag Cannon feel pretty Fire/Rock-y to me
Yeah
death's head i think is also mono-normal
Seismic Ripper is VERY ground coded
Steel I think
you could call it normal/steel because bullet stuff, but
in a world of mechas
if you're not making everything steel
you have to be discerning
I agree but I feel like it's more-Steel than most
and death's head is just The Most Generic Gun Guy
it's like a normal type with mega launcher or something
okay but hot take: I think the Mourning Cloak is Psychic/Bug'
it shoota the railgun
I like Psychic/Bug better than Psychic/Dark for MC
not including either ghost or dark is incredibly deranged
Consider!
But I like Ghost/Bug better
and i have to disagree, since its mannerisms are 10000000% dark and its void magic is like
casting phantom force and shadow sneak
okay ghost/bug is better tbh
Genghis is Fire Type with Flash Fire or Tinted Lens as it's ability options depending on if you have normal or worldkiller.
i think dusk wing is fairy/bug
Worldkiller is definitely the past paradox
fuckin magnets, how do they work?
Black Witch I'd peg as like...Steel/Electric
miracles
black witch also does ferrobullshit
the White Witch would be Steel/Dark
so you were mostly right anyway
ahh
i cannot see dark for WW lmao
what does it do that's dark
the payback move?
not really anything else
ig it was based on vibes + the horrified fluff in the license
White/Witch is if anything Fighting more than Dark IMO
sorry for the ping btw
don't apologize for pings
Black Witch banned for having Magnet Pull, as nobody likes trapping abilities.
true
i prefer them (unless it's specifically ping-on-every-message in a two-person conversation)
i don't think barbie's fire type really
especially if you go with the anime, where every move explodes
yeah for sure
And a fucking MASSIVE SpA
i'd call it ground/steel probably
is there a fire version of steelworker?
I think I'd go Fire/Steel over Ground/Steel
nop
darn
I mean you can make one up tho'
yop
We've already talked about making up abilities for previous mechs
Kobold sitting here with Ground/Fire.
Worldkiller as Dark makes a lot of sense to me
yeah
My thoughts on role is I'd make Kobold a Fire/Ground lead pokemon. It's an Entry Hazards specialist.
'Hello, I am here to make the battlefield suck'
IDK about Fire tbh
MISSILES
Sure but I feel like if you make 'does a boom' fire, most mechs will end up fire
I'ts sorta the same area as 'mechs are made of metal, steel type'
Okay... what about Flying/Dragon
Why flying?
...IUs it particularly fast?
🤔 it fits the vibes of a flying type imo, plus the fact it looks like a jet with limbs
hmm. Mono Psychic for the Swallowtail, and Psychic/Grass for the ranger
my swallowtail opinions are normal/ghost and normal/grass
i see it as more psychic given the sheer amount of predicting it has in its kit
I think you are overusing Normal personally.
that being said
Given how prevalent it is in lore
Sherman is defo a normal/electric
...so I have a heretical thought for one. I'm not sure what types it is but Death's Head's abilities are 'Sniper' or 'No Guard'
So I'm not sure on Monarch typing (Normal? Dragon? IDK) but I think it gets Skill Link
It's all about the multihit moves
What type would the Drake be
pure steel imo
No Guard fits it really well
Drake I feel is Mono-Steel. Steel/Dragon if you wanted to be cute with the name but pure steel is my leaning.
Definitely Steel
Yeah fair lol
I could maybe see Fighting for the Drake, it's reasonably hero-coded
As a secondary type
nah i feel like Rock/Fighting could be better for the Tortuga
Mono Steel for the Drake works imo
I can see that.
Drake is imo 'mono steel, very slow, good defence but mediocre special defence, high attack, Friend Guard.' It wants to turn up and beat on other physical attackers but isn't an absolute murder machine that will sweep.
I think it has decent spdef too
It's not HIGH but it's medium
A lot of spdef is just thunderbolts and flamethrowers
It's not all psychics and other weird shit
Oh yeah. That's what I meant with mediocre. Not super low but it's the worst defence by a notable bit.
Ah, I think of mediocre as being like, bad.
Drake: "You guys are literally just describing a Standard Steel Type."
WE ARE.
lmao
is it wrong for me to say that the Caliban is definitely a Dark type in some degree?
It was designed to kill people as efficiently and cheaply as possible so I can see it
I think Caliban could hit dark less in the 'dirty cheater' way and more the 'Brutality' way. I think it would miss a lot of dark options.
Yeah, I wouldn't really be giving this thing sucker punch, yknow?
I think we decided on Fighting/Dark for the Caliban earlier
At least thematically
ohhh right
One moonblast and bro is structured
Speaking of which
I really want pokemon to halve at least all type effectiveness
Not from a competitive standpoint, where honestly it works fine, but from the vibes of it.
What, like normal weaknesses is 1.5, x2 weaknesses becomes 2.25?
Mb I meant x4 there
1.5x1.5 is 2.25
Square root of 2 is irrational
And then yeah, reverse for resistances
Route 1 Normal/Flying Aces 😛
The amount pokemon is rocket tag feels weird from a vibes perspective
And a lot of that is how much multipliers you get from type I think
It's also stat creep and move power ubiquity too ofc
But 4x in particular, you can just be a defensive pokemon with only medium offense and if you hit someone who is 4x weak they often die even if they're ALSO defensive.
And I think it's easier to pull power out of the type advantage multipliers than to put the stat creep and move creep back in the box
IDK if it would be enough?
The main thing I'm thinking rn is just
We don't want to get back to the Bad Old Days of forever-stall either tho'
"It might be able to spec Calyrex Shadow into tanking way more dark moves"
Cuz iirc it is just bulky enough to survive a foul play with no defense investment if it has a minus attack nature
Basically the goal is a more-anime fighting experience I think. Probably also involves restrictions on switching too much.
Overall I think this could genuinely make Clayrex shadow specifically more of a pain in the ass?
Because going from 4x weak to ghost and dark to 2.25 is
A shift.
Yeah that's fair
shouldnt hav ebeen hit by a grass type
4x to both grass and water, the poor things
my personal takes:
IPS-N
Blackbeard: Water/Fighting [custom, something like anger point or anger shell]
Drake: Steel [filter/battle armor]
Lancaster: Normal/Ground [healer/symbiosis/hospitality]
Nelson: Normal/Fighting [speed boost]
Raleigh: no fucking idea
Tortuga: Rock [analytic/rock head]
Vlad: Ground/Dark [rough skin]
Caliban: Fighting/Dark [scrappy/intimidate]
Zheng: Fighting [iron fist/sheer force/hustle]
Kidd: Electric, also no idea
SSC
Black Witch: Steel/Electric [magnet pull/galvanize]
Orchis: Steel/Fighting [friend guard/telepathy]
Death's Head: Normal [sniper/super luck/keen eye]
Dusk Wing: Bug/Fairy [levitate]
Metalmark: Electric/Normal [technician]
Amber Phantom: Electric/Ghost [technician]
Monarch: Flying [compound eyes/keen eye/sniper]
Mourning Cloak: Ghost/Dark [infiltrator/unburden]
Swallowtail: Normal/Ghost [custom, anticipation but useful]
Rangertail: Psychic/Grass [grassy surge]
Atlas: Ground/Grass [sharpness/limber/wind rider]
White Witch: Steel/Water [stamina/mirror armor/weak armor]
Emperor: also no idea ngl
It also probably pulls in the type power disparities, but this would have so many cascading effects you'd have to test it.
Emperor is some sort of electric type
the demons have infected me
i think the main reason it wont be changed is because i dont think most 8 year olds can multiply 1.5 by 1.5
but they can understand 2 by 2
doulbing is much more intuitive though
and the end result of 4 is much easier to understand than 2.25
Yeah I'd probably just say 1.5x and 2x
I'm ngl as a kid I just over-leveled the starter and kept using the same move until everything died
And .75x and .5x for resists
And if it didn't I used something else for that one thing and then went back to my starter
that is yeah
idk i feel like we're probably just gonna end up in stall hell if that happens
like i get where its coming from
Right, it'd need other changes.
I'm not saying this is a simple place to go.
I think this is a good place to start
And then figure out what else would need to shift
i think this change also benefits offensive pokemon more than defensive ones
Orchis 100% learns Circle Throw.
But yeah offensive pokemon are going to like punching through resists easier
yeah, i was thinking fighting entirely because of things like circle throw, mat block, and wide/quick guard
it just means offensive pokemon are going to be on the field longer
Tbh stall isn't so bad
stall is that bad
Do we mean stall as in the team archetype or like
Individual stall pokemon are fine
As a consistent archtype across a team it causes PROBLEMS
But a lot of those are historically caused by switching being so powerful
And with resists mattering less, that's a lot less true
Imo it's like
Yeah, kinda sucks, but also i think it is fairly counterable?
i assume we're discussing stuff like matches that go on for 300+ turns rather than extending a match by 3 turns
My general opinion is that if stall isn't an archetype that can function, the situation is too offence-leaning. It doesn't need to be a dominant archetype but there have been a lot of times when stall just Isn't An Option with how much Hyperoffense becomes the play.
well yeah but that's because pokemon has made offence much stronger to counter stalling
and removed stalling's better options
Right, and middle grounds exist.
Isn't stall the hard counter to hyper-offense?
Stall usually needs time to get into a position that makes them happy basically
stall is also sometimes the hard counter to hyper-offense, but that's not how it's supposed to work
it's only in rare metas when stall is gigafucked
I swear I've seen so many things calling stall hyper offense's worst match-up
Yeah
Of course I do not play OU so idk lol
that's mostly people wanting to call stall a genuine thing
and also singles
Oh, we haven't been talking about singles?
By a wide margin
i never discuss singles
may is a vgc player
Ah, okay
Uhhh, I'm kinda talking about singles too personally.
Stall isn't?
Bulky offence teams that can take one solid hit and then splatter your fragile ass are painful for hyperoffence.
i'm uninterested in doubles, so i only really talk about smogon singles
but we've got a vgc crowd
stall hasn't been a thing in like, five generations
Yeah
Yeah, there's not much that can take two pokemon beating on them so doubles doesn't really have stall as a thing.
Even in singles stall hasn't been a thing really since... Gen6 I think?
Okay I've been talking about in the context of singles here
like the years of stall hell are LONG past
So 4 generations for singles
Full stall still exists, but also we have insane wallbreakers as well
So I think stall is overall playable but on the weaker side
Nahhh, we have defensive hazard and status teams but
...hey, I'm one of those people! XD
Especially with a lot of mons losing toxic in gen 8
They're not really stall in the same way they used to
Oh, gorgon is poison/fairy
From what I've seen, hazards is more of a bulky offense/hyper offense thing
The age of regenerator-swapping Toxapex are long gone
rocks are an everyone thing tbf
Since they can't really set up
Ok, that was 7
look this may be a cold take but stall is deeply unfun both to play as and play against
True
Hazards are generally something stall likes as they punish lots of swapping and get stronger the longer the game goes.
True
HO likes to run spikes and, depending on the team configuration, webs
because a lot of the time getting those breakpoints really matters
chip is fucking huge
BO and balance like whatever the specific BO shell cares about
sometimes they're fatter and so it's tspikes
sometimes they can 2hko their threats through rocks + 1 spikes
So, my main thing here, is that I haven't seen a pokemon game go past 30-50 turns in a LONG LONG time
(or through just one of those)
And thus it's not really stall
stall just wants tspikes and rocks
That's what I think of stall
a lot of the time
Otherwise it's just sparkling defense
when i was playing gen 7 OMs and OMMs i had a ton of like
balance v balance games
I think there's a distinction between 'defensive' and 'stall hell'.
go to turn 200
And I feel like even defensive isn't doing great these days
because there were four regenerator mons
Yeah
Vgc player seeing a game last for 50 turns "yeah so stall is bad"
in every game
Regenerator Was A Mistake
and a bunch of other glorpshit
double regen cores were the fucking bedrock of gen 7 defensive teams
I mean if you can make a VGC game go for 50 turns that's crazy but
It is really stall if you're not locking the other guy in the Slowbro Fun Box where the game can never end because neither pokemon can kill the other? 😛
It's also faster to go to more turns in singles mostly
I don't really play much comp because I can't play with the mons I particularly like
Man I wish I could still fight online in Pokemon Y
it's not about winning, it's about making people miserable
Psychic types are so ass 💔
and similar post-funbro strats
I play comp because it forces a lot of weird hyper niche thinking
psychic types are goated
I'm talking singles here
indeedee and armarouge
Not in singles
ogu
Knock off is the only move that exists... all my mons die instantly...
How do 'yall keep forgetting you're talking about completely different formats
We said this like 5 minutes ago lmao
that's also not true :v
When people say comp I think vgc
But yeah. I dunno. I feel like pokemon could do with more defensive support. Not like full 'Stall out for ages' but it feels like offense has blown defence out of the water with near unbeatable wallbreakers and even some of the best walls in history no longer making the cut.
But that's just personal opinion I guess.
Okay psychic types are good but not because having the psychic type is overall very beneficial
I used to run psychic in Monotype. It sucked
Remember playing a fangame where a gym leader kept spamming yawn
So a chunk of the fight was just endless pokemon switching
psychic is a strong offensive type when your team/psychic mon don't shit themselves and die when they see a steel type
which is, unfortunately, common for psychic types
(or you could just be hatterene and be broken for other reasons)
I just wanna run my funny little jello baby (reuniclus)
Mystical fire :3
Same but Alakazam
you think reuniclus love is tough?
try enjoying fucking beheeyem
it was joever for me from the start
Reuniclus sees OU usage atm
I like that mon as well
In gen 9? Fr?
it's a solid tank
It's a wallbreaker
...huh, I didn't realize that Triage boosts offensive healing moves like mega drain too. That's fun.
It's a tank good vs other tanks basically
meanwhile
Regileki trick room is so funny
my poor fucking elgyem/beheeyem
Ok were those EVER good
no
Ok
no
Cool
maybe in the anime
Maybe they can be used in PU?
Ok to be fair, loving dogshit pokemon is fair
lol
beheeyem is
like D-tier
in ZU
the tier below PU
...ouch.
that was made for things too dogwater for PU usage
...I'm also realizing that like half of MOI from Liminal Space would be Fairy Type. XD
schnoice
It's a SLOW mono-psychic with an only ok movepool IIRC
And like... Analytic probably?
it's a 40 speed analytic mon, yeah
unforchies: 75/75/95 defenses
can't take a single hit to fight back with analytic
and has no recovery
can't wait for them to get a regional form in gen X like kingambit of yuepho and its still dogshit
i want a third evo
Also under 500 BST and 75 of it is in their non-used attacking stat
Morgana Used Max Starfall
I have a great idea for psychic mons
I mean it's under 500 BST, it could absolutely get an evo these days lmao
Every psychic mon with focus blast gets aura sphere
fun fact: beheeyem doesn't learn focus blast
I don't think Eviolite Beheeyem is much of a problem
Monkeys paw curls. yuepho is a psychic/ghost 500bst
Please. I'm tired of missing focus blast.
i'll take it because it lets me cope for gen 27 mega
I think I'd give it psychic/electric just because it does have tbolt already
It's silly but I really want to see more Rock Special Attackers. Rock Special moves barely exist and I'd love to see more rock pokemon that don't go 'Look at me, I'm a defensive pokemon' Explodes from basicly anything touching it.
Pokémon legend LMNO mega yuepho is released. It has the ability slow start
Rock moves barely exist
Can someone name a rock move besides accelerock and might cleave with 100% accuracy
rock slide
95% I think
I think that's 90
polish
It's 90
Status moves don't count
Power Gem
Arceus-Rock Judgement
Meteor beam is 90
Power gem is 80 BP, 100 accuracy
Ancient power?
Sandstorm
This is depressing
I''m pretty sure the like, two Z-moves for Rock Type were 100% accurate
NO STATUS MOVES 😭
It is listed under status
Status moves are anything you couldn't use while taunted
If it doesn't do physical or special damage it is a status
You can't use sandstorm while taunted
Nice.
Awesome.
I remember Splintered Somethingstorm from Lycanroc
What was the other Z-move for Rock?
The generic?
Continental Crush apparently
They should make a normal-type mon with insane mixed attacker stats, extreme speed, and boomburst with tinted lens just to see what would happen
normalium dragonite
normal tera
Missing tinted lens and boomburst
and alexander wept, for there were no more rock type moves to list
I mean, do you just want a bug/ghost?
Because to me Shedinja is kinda defined by their ability, which can never be usable
Yeah, it's a cool combination
But I also think shedinja could be reworked to have a better gimmick
It deserves it
Ghost/dark Shedinja when 
One mold breaker mon and that boy is toast
Or any fairy type movves
we're the kind of old Pokemon player that still forgets fairy type exists even though it's been in the series for over a decade by now
Yeah, we're down to just Elektross I think for pokemon with no weaknesses?
Man, Bayleaf is so much more interesting than Meganium
Anyway, chat went down too fast for me to keep up with the frames typing
Which ones did you all decide on?
okay back on my bullshit
HORUS
Balor: Poison/Fire [regenerator/dry skin]
Goblin: Fairy/Dark [prankster/wonder skin/synchronize]
Gorgon: Psychic/Poison [intimidate/unnerve/pressure]
Hydra: Bug/Dragon [swarm/custom, inverse friend guard]
Manticore: Electric/Ground [electromorphosis/flash fire]
Lycan: Electric/Dragon [stance change]
Minotaur: Psychic/Water [psychic surge/misty surge]
Calendula: Ghost/Water [opportunist]
Pegasus: Fairy/Normal [custom, remove damage variance]
Kobold: Rock/Fire [sand veil/sand spit/flame body]
Lich: Ghost/Psychic [regenerator/disguise]
HA
Barbarossa: Steel/Ground [flash fire/mega launcher/analytic]
Genghis: Fire [sheer force/drought]
Worldkiller: Fire/Dark [reckless/turboblaze]
Iskander: Psychic/Ground [overcoat/custom, immune to entry hazards]
Saladin: Steel/Normal [bulletproof]
and now i've run out of energy and opinions on the rest of HA lmao
don't ask me why i think the minotaurs are water
it just Feels Right
Minotaur and calendula as water is an interesting take
Emperor feels like a shoe in for psychic
hm, does it?
someone said electric earlier, and I could see that (although i already chose a lot of others as ele lmao), but I'm not sure I have a grasp on any concrete typing for emp's os fuckery
Emp I think might be a Normal type with Protean or something
IDK
And then they have a couple different different type unique moves that are multihit
Regarding Pegasus, I think the ability removes damage variance in its favor
Which is like, +20% damage dealt and -20% damage received roughly I think?
No, wait it lowered later
Hydra could have Friend Guard. It had the thing that gives Resistance to Drones.
15% less damage from the maximum, and 17% more damage dealt than the minimum?
Nimi likes Chandelure, nice
Gwynn roasted ivor, damn
Nimi does not understand cartesian graphs
... One of your allies gets debt with the mafia?
aww the floofff 🥺
regrettably that looks like toothpaste
Wow, trans people fight gingivitis
i have made a questionable decision for the sake of the shiny charm
I don't know how far the anime's dub is but I just love Dot's ||gimmighoul. little shit does absolutely nothing but hypnotise people into gathering its fucking coins||
cackling
While I'm cool with this on principle, isn't Mega Evolution supposed to really hurt?
you're cackling.
Dialga is crackling and you're cackling
Hormonal transition can cause some aches over a period of months it'd probably hurt more if you did it all in like two seconds
Gen 7 just slapped that in the Dex entries but nothing else in the entire series supports it
I'd like to read the Japanese gen 7 mega evolution Dex entries
See if they're also like that
Alas I can't fucking read
There's that comic of jacynthe throwing a barking leashed lebanne to battle then making her mega evolve
...what?
I don't have the source, unfortunately
HUH???
-# Is she that feral?
Pretty sure Kukui and N dont really count because they never really formally became part of the league
N basically kicked down the door and Kukui just made the league
I was about to say, this is kukui slander
...I feel like that's some serious slander on Nemona. She's got a well rounded bulky team.
She just also, you know, is one of the few trainers who gets you can have multiple teams of pokemon. She's got a lot of pokemon we don't see because it would be kinda mean to go 'Wow, that's a nice level 5 starter. Go, max att/speed evs tauros!'
Kukui being the champion fight in SuMo was awesome tbh
Though my words there do make me think...it would be interesting to have a rival who's first battle isn't reasonably winnable. Have a guy with like a level 12 team curbstomp your just handed to you starter to make it clear he wants to win, not have fair fights.
unfortunately, being champion does mean nothing in paldea no matter how good nemona is
her position will forever remain slandered so long as the actual champion sends her trapper out last
"I'm incapable of holding back" - immediately falls asleep at the wheel
That's a wild statement.
geeta is just that bad at her job
- That's if you assume her job is to beat up 12 year olds.
- Previous champions do WAY dumber shit.
also I feel like steven has taken his fair share of team wipes, I definitely wouldn't rank him alongside diantha and lance
Like come on Lance has 2 level Dragonairs that he just refused to evolve into Dragonite
That's far more of a throw
yeah sure, diantha is also known for being a cakewalk
but you gotta recognize that geeta gets hyped up to shit by her game
So why the Paldea hate lmao
so along with the entire game ranging from aggressively mid to outright bad, the incredible letdown of geeta's fight is just a wonderful cherry on top that stays with people
Ohhhh you're someone who doesn't like ScarVi, nvm then, not worth arguing.

so sorry for insulting your favourite small indie company
I'll be sure to tell them of your valiant defense
dude can you lay off
Relax mate, I just find the games fun and am not interested in your "Wah I'm going to play 60 hours of this game I hate and then complain about it for years."
We're here specifically because we LIKE pokemon and want to share that enjoyment with others.
We don't all enjoy it in the same way, but just shitting on stuff is lame.
Speaking of enjoyment, i miss za ranked season 1; i hope future seasons aren't just more Super Xerneas Show
Yah
Isn't it a completely unregulated ladder?
Its got paired ranks n such as far as im aware
Well they banned Mega Zygarde at least
Ah I meant like, pokemon allowed kinda rules
Oh, yeah as of rn
But the first one had nice variety in what you'd see for early competitive stuff
Second wave is xerneas or bust
That said its early and pokemon later regulations/ranked rules usually add more spice
Yah
Not necessarily, you can be pretty successful with no-Xerneas teams as long as you run Metagross and something that can kill enemy Metagross. Our team's Metagross, Garchomp, and one of Gyarados, Feraligatr, or Greninja and we have been having a good time
[Reply to:](#1160615504562638910 message) Second wave is xerneas or bust
That said we're so sick of the deer and we're very ready for the season rules to change >.>
Moreso just meant that Xerneas is so centralizing to team-building and im not a fan
Oh yeah we strongly agree with that
I assume it's just Geomancy Herb?
I have been having so much fun with assault vest roserade tho
Calm Mind is supposed to be better since it casts faster and speed is a dead stat, but yeah that's approximately it
[Reply to:](#1160615504562638910 message) I assume it's just Geomancy Herb?
Oh that sounds like a blast, we might have to try that
[Reply to:](#1160615504562638910 message) I have been having so much fun with assault vest roserade tho
While fair, I also feel like all of the 3D games so far have been like. Overwhelmingly underwhelming?
Like I fully completed both sword and shield and was left... feeling almost nothing about either game beyond "maybe i should've just emulated black and white instead of spending 100 dollars on the two game box set"
Oh yeah you can feel that, its in delivery not the message
Shrug Nemona in particular is my favorite rival basically ever from a characterization standpoint. I'm not a fan of the ScarVi open world concept, but I've been anti open world in video gaming for AGES
Diplomatic tone n all that in a public space
Pokemon is either my favorite or second favorite franchise of all time and I think it is a fair criticism of a multi-billion dollar company that a final boss is underwhelming
I just think Lance is a bad comparison since Gen 1 was basically put together with sticks and glue and there were a total of 3 dragon Pokémon, all from one line
that wasn't the whole complaint that was dragging things down
Like Geeta has a team with multiple types trying to do their own thing. She's not the best regional Champion but "Paldea doesn't even get to count" is just
Okay yeah that bit is fair
I just think we can all be civil (like right now!) And have a good fun time
Yeh.
Fair critique is reasonable, it's not like ScarVi doesn't have things to critique lmao
Cough the lag oh my god
If you want to say she was overhyped by the game, I'm even ok with that. It's potentially true, although personally I'd rather have the people in game hyping each other up than "Hey prepare for a totally medium fight. It'll be ok I promise."
Part of it I think is that if I want difficulty, I go play PvP or a difficulty hack?
For me new pokemon games are about finding the new pokemon and the characters. And sometimes parts of the post game.
i just wish the games themselves were constructed competently
like, the art team consistently hits it out of the fucking park
pokemon is loaded beyond any reasonable expectation with stellar human character designs and critter designs
the aesthetic and concepts of the cities are often super charming or compelling
the atmosphere is great
the audio design is also famous for good reason!
pokemon music is like
8-10/10 every time
but then you get to the games
I will note that ZA runs better on a switch1 than ScarVi does
So there has been an improvement?
XD
[as a game]
and every time
it's like a 6 at best
(exceptions always apply to side games, which often have much better construction while utilizing the consistent positive aspects)
but the main games have...okay at best plots, carried entirely by individual character writing
and...decent but never great mechanics, carried again by everything those mechanics introduce and allow to shine
We keep wanting to replay ScVi, but then we remember the performance 😔
(We probably will replay it anyway, eventually)
I will just again reiterate that the speedrun of ScarVi cut OVER A QUARTER of the speedrun time out just by playing on a switch2
Because more than a quarter of the entire game experience was just waiting on lag
They also switched games right?
Pre-switch
They got to switch games because Miraidon is better than Koraidon but they couldn't because it had too many particles
while it's a true defense, my problem with it is that SV aren't the first or even second pokemon games running with exactly "the open world setup on switch"
Violet was theoretically faster but miraidon lagged the game so much it wasn't worth it
And would increase the lag EVEN MORE
But the 1/4 of the game was lag was BEFORE the game switch
It would have been even higher otherwise
and even if they were, the performance is pretty piss
Honestly the main thing keeping me form playing SV besides like. The price
Is the fact my Nintendo switch is from 2018
XD
SwSh was overall like
It had interesting ideas?
I don't really like how the battling looks I'm ngl
Legends Arceus already isn't my favorite just because like. I really like abilities
Yeahhhh I know people who are a fan but I'm not personally. But all the new megas are SO COOL and someone in my household was gonna own it, so I'm playing it. XD
I'm not gonna bitch about my own problems with ss, but fundamentally my issues boil down to
"i liked a bunch of aspects, but THIS is the most profitable franchise in history?"
I like a few of the new megas but not enough to drop like, a full... what is it now, 70 bucks? On it tbh
Also the fact that you need online battles to get certain megas, right?
I might buy Legends ZA for 70 bucks if it was just 70 bucks
But then it's also Nintendo online
And apparently I'm hearing about a DLC?
I'm just. Tired of it
ZA blew my mind i loved it so much
It feels worse than any gacha I've played at this point
I'm glad others are enjoying it, at the very least, I just. Do not want to interact with the way Nintendo does things anymore
I don't think its unique to Nintendo but i getchu
And I'm still not sure I'm particularly fond of most of the 3D models yet, even if I understand why they moved away from pixel art
It absolutely isn't unique to them, it's just like
The worst thing I've personally had to deal with in that regard
I still love the franchise, just... pokemon as a game, at its base, no longer particularly interests me, for a variety of reasons ig
Which that bit is a lot more subjective
Emulators for switch games suck ass I'm ngl
Yeah its not an issue if you dont spend all your time vocally hating on it
Oh
Yarring for love of the game...
I mean I've been doing that but it's just too different of a control scheme to really be worth it
I'd probably want to buy a controller or smth
Especially as I've started to like difficult games more
But then also like
Difficulty hacks just. Are not fun, tbh
I haven't played a single one that does difficulty in an enjoyable way yet
I had fun with Reborn and Unbound
Which are pretty high difficulty even if they're not like, Radical Red level difficulty
Unbound I think I played, no strong feelings on it, kinda just. Stopped
They're both uhm. Kinda edgy.
Reborn... don't think I've heard of
Which isn't my favorite thing
I played insurgence lol
Oh ok, you'll be fine with Reborn then lmao
There aren't really edgier pokemon games
Insurgence is the top tier
I didn't like it
Of edgy pokemon games
But I played it
Well, I like Reborn a lot. The main mechanical thing is that there is ALWAYS a terrain of some sort, and they do WAY more than normal terrains do.
Tbh I mostly just like pokemon because neat creatures and neat character designs
...huh. sounds interesting
So if you're fighting in a power plant, it's electric terrain but also modifies a TON of steel type moves and other things too
I gotta go for now, unfortunately
So you're pretty incentivized to be swapping your team up for where you're fighting
Less fond of that
It's just like.
I liked that because it had me playing a lot of pokemon I'd usually not use as much
Ive really come to love hacks more in line with the Legacy series
There's a vibe to having your team with you along your journey
I'd have my core team for like, overworld
But if I'm hitting a specific dungeon-type thing, I'd craft a team for dealing with it
The gyms in particular would have terrain that massively benefits them
Just more in the realm of contained, finished "intended experiences" based on the core journey formula
And would run lots of coverage
Speaking of hacks I should get back to Super Mariomon at some point.
So the gym fights are very puzzle-like in figuring out how to deal with the benefits your opponent is getting.
Ohhhh, Super Mariomon is great
It's very core pokemon experience, just Mario
Got to DK's kingdom
Yeah N was never inducted into the Hall of Fame
This is actually a minor plot point. It's why you have to fight Alder postgame.
Lance: "Behold my genius champion brain." Spams Agility against poison types until I get toxic'd and die because I 'know' psychic beats poison.
I still can't believe Emerald does this.
Big thanks to Dave Glorbus and Will for their help with this, and additional thanks to Mow for a lot of the early work that snowballed into this.
Dave livestreams factory on youtube!
@daveglorbus
Links:
The literal code:
https://github.com/pret/pokeemerald
Documentation for this bug (and lookup for ...
17 minutes to explain "stored value error" lmao
(I understand if you don't code the rest is good explanation, but it would have been nice if they had a "Hey if you know coding it's this pretty common type of code error.")
I am watching a Simpsons youtuber (TheRealJims) do an extended video about 'what pokemon would fit each of the simpsons main cast if they ever did a crossover' and it's...remarkably high effort for that concept. Like he straight up commissioned art for each of them.
Cool!
Moe's spot on.
so we're gunning for the shiny charm in ZA and we had an amusing idea
we could Do Statistics on our Royale runs, tracking how many wins we get per night and what not
CW, humorous video about eating pokemon, classifying which ones she'd do so
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she's like me fr
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It's... Pokemon Animal Crossing?
Cute
Also, Ghost/Electric pikachu
Lets goooooo
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Serebii Note: This variant of Pikachu is called Peakychu in English
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is it just a dead pika
no its just very sickly
or actually maybe it is I saw someone speaking authoritatively about what these pokemon forms are meant to represent but now I notice there was no source and I can't find one myself
it almost might be an individual character and not a species? the game its from isn't a traditional pokemon game and while these variants will probably in other future games it's not a guarantee
Honestly, I want them to do this more. Introduce new mons in ways that aren't a mainline game.
It did
I don't think it's even available in anything other than Go, same with evolving.
pokemon Let's Go
the gen 1 (de/)remakes
no, it was available in gen 8
via transference
ah, yeah to that
Peakychu 🥺
I think those are special NPCs
like the professor
and not actual variants
I watch so much blunder that "keeps the head busy" is becoming part of my default lexicon
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it's always nice to get representation in media.............
shroomish is another one of those designs that are just perfect
love the noise it makes
Shroomish our beloved
Accurate
...OH
I get it now
Sophocles's English name is because the RL Sophocles wrote Electra
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
astraldemise...
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Ever think about how Ash's Charmeleon evolved into Charizard while fighting Aerodactyl
Which turned his 2x Rock weakness into a 4x one
No
Fair.
The anime only vaguely acknowledges the type charts tbh
Pikachu regularly KOs ground types with electric moves
not regularly, but like
Aim for the horn!
enough times to force acknowledgement
Or activating the sprinkler system
the anime type chart is like
"vaguely games-adjacent, except (anime) physics ensue"
Ash's Charmeleon was very smart.
He knew Aerodactyl could do nothing to exploit that weakness.
lmfao i forgot even ancientpower was gen 2
https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/earn-chesnaughtite-in-pokemon-legends-z-a-ranked-battles-season-3 oh my gods Zygarde will be legal
Oh
Newer seasons do it more
Hot take: we should get a Gastrodon evolution that is Steel/Water, based on the scaly-foot gastropod
Isn't that just Magcargo bascially?
Like, a Steel/Fire or a Water/Fire Magcargo maybe
Eviolite gastrodon…
Oh god I just realized they said evolution
My brain immediately went to regional form
Tbf hisuian goodra is a scaly foot snail
That's why they're steel type as well
I was undersold on what a strange beast Jacinthe turned out to be, this woman is perfect
Gen I learnsets are fucking bonkers and it's a miracle the series survived it.
It wasn't a competitive game when it was released
they work just fine for playing the game and getting pokemon 'as intended'
it just looks funny to open a wiki and see, idk, ponyta not learning a move until lv30
I wonder when in development they decided to add "and you can fight your friends"
...probably pretty early actually, thinking of the beetle fighting inspiration
I need to roll them up NOW
bug rollup noise
Chesnaught seeing modern success is so cool
Bulletproof just being so stronk
Making Gengar, Galarian Slow, Dragapult, Cinderace, Goldengo into good matchups
does gbro not run psychic?
Not consistently
Future Sioght/Psychic Noise/Psyshock they'll often run 1/3, but Future Sight obz can be played around to some degree, psychic noise is less offensively impressive, and psyshock is hitting your great defense stat
Which you invest in because you're using body press as your offense
makes sense, yep
Gking btw, not Gbro
Is the one you're worried about
Of the 3, you're obviously most worried about Psychic Noise
Since you're often running Synthesis for bulk healing
But it's not the worst, since Gking is kinda rarely investing in spatk even
So yeah, it's not a HUGE deal, Gking does have other options vs you, but forcing into its psychic moveset instead of its more dangerous sludge bomb is good
And ofc if you can predict they're forced into their psychic moveset to make any progress
That's abusable too
They can go off-stab for flamethrower or ice beam, which they'll often run at least one of though
Gengar doesn't run Sludge Wave?