also as a bonus you get good at doing funny NPC voices for campaigns :P
#In Golden Flame
light mist
thorn hinge
we've been doing some voice reveals and it just keeps proving my theory that every single person in this community is hot and good and cool
noble ivy
99 people vs a meow and a juli
robust plank
i would fight you meow <3
balmy obsidian
Please don't fight me I'd lose
west phoenix
99 people vs a meow and a juli
what are you there for moral support
steady adder
Please don't fight me I'd lose
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-
zinc topaz
my male ttrpg characters sound like delicate little twinks and my female ones sound like a delicate twink trying to sound like a husky woman
balmy obsidian
Why do you want to kill me so badly :(
balmy obsidian
Am I that much of an embarasment
west phoenix
you may have the height advantage but i have that dog cat in me
noble ivy
what are you there for moral support
I'm helping you so we can have our climatic final battle 1v1
west phoenix
I'm helping you so we can have our climatic final battle 1v1
top 10 anime betrayals
lyric ivy
we've been doing some voice reveals and it just keeps proving my theory that eve...
yeah except me
thorn hinge
WRONG
noble ivy
I cri ebrytim
robust plank
im back home for the break so i can pet my cats again :)
thorn hinge
yeah except me
if you want to disagree you're going to have to provide evidence
west phoenix
we've been doing some voice reveals and it just keeps proving my theory that eve...
yeah except me x2
steady adder
Am I that much of an embarasment
its not that, its more about you getting folded like laundry by someone like Ada, Meow, Juli or someone else who might do it 
balmy obsidian
Might do what
lyric ivy
if you want to disagree you're going to have to provide evidence
what like, a picture? a voice clip?
noble ivy
-# how is laundry 😳 worthy?
zinc topaz
i think i can sing decently but you guys will never hear it
robust plank
everything is 😳 worthy if youre committed
balmy obsidian
oh, ok, i get it
zinc topaz
unless we do a hells gate karaoke night and someone drugs me
west phoenix
oh, ok, i get it
doesn't get it
balmy obsidian
probably egg cracking something
robust plank
hells gate karaoke ‼️
noble ivy
unless we do a hells gate karaoke night and someone drugs me
tell me when so I can bring my guitar and completely embarrass myself
balmy obsidian
no no i'm fairly sure it's about egg cracking
thorn hinge
what like, a picture? a voice clip?
If you're willing to share
west phoenix
i think i'd rather be in a saw trap than do karaoke
thorn hinge
tell me when so I can bring my guitar and completely embarrass myself
I'd play with you
steady adder
Might do what
The folding of Leo, that's what
maybe the trick to cracking that protagonist armor eggshell you are hiding in from karma is getting you folded by a pretty girl
lyric ivy
If you're willing to share
yeah sure let me kill mithrix
balmy obsidian
See? I told you
balmy obsidian
I may be a dumb bitch but I understand context clues sometimes
zinc topaz
i think i'd rather be in a saw trap than do karaoke
i did karaoke recently and i felt like such an asshole i sat down halfway through
noble ivy
I'd play with you
Yayyy Guitar duet!!!
I'll need someone to do the 2nd part of dust in the wind with me
west phoenix
i hate talking in front of people much less singing
lyric ivy
i did karaoke recently and i felt like such an asshole i sat down halfway throug...
id do karaoke but only if theres vocaloid
thorn hinge
Yayyy Guitar duet!!!
I'll need someone to do the 2nd part of dust in the wind wi...
ooh
lyric ivy
i would smash butcher vanity
west phoenix
my ideal public gathering is not going
clever cloud
reading bitd makes me realize that i need to add way more clocks to everything
balmy obsidian
my ideal public gathering is not going
west phoenix
hell even VC with people who aren't long time friends is hard
and sometimes THAT is hard
west phoenix
voice picture
lyric ivy
im just a gamer ive never died to mithrix
west phoenix
im just a gamer ive never died to mithrix
doubt
lyric ivy
except once on phase 4 when didnt know what he did
lyric ivy
risk of rain 2 final boss
balmy obsidian
sounds like a terraria calamity boss
west phoenix
for an e8 player mithrix has kicked my ass way too many times
balmy obsidian
ah
steady adder
also before I got sidetracked, holy fuck that is amazing!
i remember trying to train like... 3 times before collapsing like a singularity and not knowing which way i should take my voice training, some standard femme or deeper femme 
noble ivy
Some king of nothing or something like that
west phoenix
usually because i get bored in low damage runs
thorn hinge
<@138418981223530497> voice clip or picture
whichever you'd like to share, or both, I'm happy to see/hear whatever you'd be willing to share
clever cloud
(ch5, jen safe) ||Having a pair of clocks for Ipswich: 6-seg Confidant and 4-seg Suspicion, where filling Confidant gets Ipswich to share their backstory and Suspicion gets them to completely distrust the party, potentially confrontational||
lyric ivy
for an e8 player mithrix has kicked my ass way too many times
oh right i did die the first time i got to e8
west phoenix
(ch5, jen safe) ||Having a pair of clocks for Ipswich: 6-seg Confidant and 4-seg...
serenity is going to instantly fill that up
and she knows
lyric ivy
one bad hit from pizza and it was over
clever cloud
serenity about to have a glocked pulled out on her
balmy obsidian
How very ironic
west phoenix
serenity is trying to be nice about it!!!!!!!
light mist
also before I got sidetracked, holy *fuck* that is amazing!
i remember trying to...
i mean.... why not both 🤔
like theoretically you could learn how to do both and then just choose one based on vibes, right?...
west phoenix
she doesn't know how to approach it!!!!!!
lyric ivy
ok ada i dmed you
clever cloud
THAT'S WHAT THE CONFIDANT CLOCK IS ABOUT
lyric ivy
you can call me ugly now
west phoenix
(ch5) ||she wants ipswich to know that she knows but is here to support them!!!! and tell them loki still cares about them!!!!!||
thorn hinge
ok ada i dmed you
Cat
balmy obsidian
That's so easy
lyric ivy
no ada im not sharing it here ada
lyric ivy
wrong
robust plank
cat pretty real
balmy obsidian
(ch5) Just say "Hey, ||switch||, know that I ||know|| and I ||will support you no matter what||"
thorn hinge
Correct
lyric ivy
loud incorrect buzzer
west phoenix
(ch5) Just say "Hey, ||switch||, know that I ||know|| and I ||will support you n...
well it misses the latter part of the statement!!!!!
thorn hinge
the buzzer is clearly defective
balmy obsidian
don't forget the hand on the shoulder it's very impotant
lyric ivy
(im on the left btw in case the cat picture next to it threw you off)
thorn hinge
asdfl,jhvbadkjfbhv'
west phoenix
and they weren't always on the best of terms... idk where they stand now, but last time they hung out it was nice :)
clever cloud
don't forget the hand on the shoulder it's very impotant
you're missing just how stupid serenity is, socially
balmy obsidian
damn you right
thorn hinge
Cat you're seriously pretty
noble ivy
don't forget the hand on the shoulder it's very impotant
I just remembered I had this version of that meme
lyric ivy
goddamn it
thorn hinge
you don't have to share here or anything but you really are cute
west phoenix
(ch5 spoilers kind of with the context?) ||she has an interview on live from the long rim.... at some point. they commented on how serenity's homeland was similar to nestor in a way but uh... she didn't share that her family was at fault lol||
lyric ivy
stooop your making me feel happy or something
noble ivy
Serenity fumbling:
thorn hinge
stooop your making me feel happy or something
I'm not even trying to flatter you or flirt either, this is just me trying to get you to understand a basic truth: you cute as hell
west phoenix
when they panicked over the (ch2) ||sunzi|| she just hit them with the 
thorn hinge
You look good
noble ivy
when they panicked over the (ch2) ||sunzi|| she just hit them with the <:stare:9...
how serenity looks 24/7
balmy obsidian
How serenity looks : with her eyes. obviously?.
balmy obsidian
What a lovely smile
west phoenix
staring at people like an old person does
noble ivy
that's even better
robust plank
lyric ivy
I'm not even trying to flatter you or flirt either, this is just me trying to ge...
i am fundamentally unused to people being nice to me in any capacity
west phoenix
me neither and it should stay that way
lyric ivy
yes, there's lore, no, im not saying it now
balmy obsidian
How dare you
lyric ivy
ada do you think i look okay enough to maybe share it here
zinc topaz
how the hell are you guys sending voice messages
lyric ivy
record a .mp3 or .ogg file and then upload it
light mist
how the hell are you guys sending voice messages
i recorded into audacity and then uploaded the exported audio file
lyric ivy
voice notes are off in pnet
zinc topaz
me neither and it should stay that way
dammit meow
thorn hinge
ada do you think i look okay enough to maybe share it here
yes absolutely
clever cloud
how the hell are you guys sending voice messages
mobile version lets you record voice messages
zinc topaz
mobile version lets you record voice messages
yeah i'm trying to figure that out
i'm about to just record a video lmao
clever cloud
i remember i did this and now i cant find it
balmy obsidian
voice notes are off in pnet
zinc topaz
OK, well I have to drive anyway so I will just post a video that has me speaking in it when I am not driving
whatever reply to this message gets the most joyous reactions is what I will record myself saying
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
whatever reply to this message gets the most joyous reactions is what I will rec...
quick someone post the entire bee movie script
noble ivy
whatever reply to this message gets the most joyous reactions is what I will rec...
"yeah but. is it statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode"
lyric ivy
yes absolutely
wait really? 🥺
(i fucking typed in "bottom" and was surprised it didnt come up)
robust plank
i cannot joyous react on my own 
lyric ivy
just do what i do and.
balmy obsidian
Cat you are asking the most lesbian lesbian of all in golden lesbian on lesbian dot net "is girl pretty question mark?"
lyric ivy
Joyous
balmy obsidian
answer is yes
thorn hinge
wait really? 🥺
YES. REALLY.
I'm not "just being nice" or trying to inflate your ego or goading you into it but if you're gonna ask I'm going to be entirely honest.
You look good and you could totally share that picture and people will like it because you look good.
robust plank
whatever reply to this message gets the most joyous reactions is what I will rec...
“No whining, marine! Think of g-force like a high score! Are you gonna let Mother Nature beat you?!”
lyric ivy
i trust you ada
robust plank
lyric ivy
You look *good* and you could totally share that picture and people will like it...
i have terrible self esteem but yeah sure, why the fuck not
zinc topaz
“No whining, marine! Think of g-force like a high score! Are you gonna let Mothe...
do you expect me to voice act for strangers sorry
balmy obsidian
Everyone has terrible self esteem this is IGF chat
lyric ivy
except you leo
zinc topaz
i've recorded the celeste line 10 times and i'm not even sure i'm saying it right
thorn hinge
I could go into more specific complements but I'm working on thanksgiving dinner right now and i don't think I have the time to get too flirty with it which feels like a waste, you'd deserve more than my split attention
balmy obsidian
I have passable self esteem
All the "I am perfect in every way" stuff is purely for theatrical and comedic purposes
thorn hinge
aw
robust plank
fire
thorn hinge
cute~
robust plank
that too
light mist
v pleasant voice, although i understand if you feel like it doesn't fit you 😌
zinc topaz
make füd?? how else would i say it
balmy obsidian
no this is the correct way
balmy obsidian
I don't know phonetics for shit but I tend to pronounce it close to an o than an u if that makes any sense to you
lyric ivy
dont click the spoiler if you dont want to be face jumpscared
light mist
yes
thorn hinge
like, undeniably
balmy obsidian
not my type, but 
nice
also black nail polish hell yeah sister
lyric ivy
black is a nice lazy colour
thorn hinge
black is not a lazy color in nail polish, it's a choice and a cool one
light mist
ya
like honestly the main way that pic would look better is if you were smiling :P
light mist
nah i feel that, i also suck at smiling for pics :P
definitely better at it now compared to pre-transition tho
steady adder
...ada you somehow reminded me that i tried some nail polish a fair time ago.
I actually have them on my desk, sitting next to my mic but I just haven't put them on for like a year now lol
lyric ivy
yeah im still pretransition so. hopefully ill become more confident as that happens
thorn hinge
It's hard. we rarely get to see our most authentic smiles. In pictures or in the mirror we're absolutely forcing it, but it's the people around us that see when our real smiles come out
thorn hinge
yeah im still pretransition so. hopefully ill become more confident as that happ...
wait you're pre-transition? No HRT or anything?
balmy obsidian
fuck it it's polish time
lyric ivy
POLSKA GUROM!!!
balmy obsidian
no not that one
steady adder
~~fuck it it's polish time~~
still the old bottles or did you go out and get new ones 
thorn hinge
i do sometimes wear makeup but not in that one
I was just thinking you'd look great with some eyeliner and maybe a touch of shadow
lyric ivy
holy shit your skin is so good tho
you think? damn
i got those fuckin forehead wrinkles already for some reason
balmy obsidian
still the old bottles or did you go out and get new ones <:inari_smug:9616518483...
new ones, my mom got me a ton because i can't tell her anything without her ordering a bunch of shit online
i once told her it was kinda hot one day she got two new electric fans
lyric ivy
I was just thinking you'd look great with some eyeliner and maybe a touch of sha...
i do need to get better at it still
balmy obsidian
i fully expect if one day i said i'd like to wear a dress i'd have five in my room by the next week
west phoenix
There's ANOTHER FIRE ALARM
ONCE AGAIN WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER
I AM GOING TO DO THE HATE MONOLOGUE IRL BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID
I'm not leaving my apartment bro
Unless i smell smoke ofc
I hate myself but you know at least i can say I'm better than these dumb motherfuckers
balmy obsidian
"i might burn alive but at least i'll be clean while it happens 💅🏼 "
west phoenix
The last few times it was fine, and i trust my neighbors weren't the ones to do it because they seem like real people
zinc topaz
checking in to say leo i also primarily wear all-black outfits
zinc topaz
one of my hands is chickened rn one sec i will find a photo with my clean one that i can actually use
balmy obsidian
god damn
lyric ivy
god that fucks
void nest
Dude be rocking that Casual aura.
zinc topaz
cain ass outfit
west phoenix
Man I'm just hiding in the bathroom because its the one place that isn't loud as fuck
Like i guess from now on i just gotta be dressed like there could be a fire alarm at any moment and never shower
Oh my god it just stopped
you know i change my mind about apartments and affordable housing i just want a house with no one surrounding me these people are truly dumb as fuck
blehh. sorry
west phoenix
btw looking good lmao
zinc topaz
you know i change my mind about apartments and affordable housing i just want a ...
i feel this way every time i see a roach
zinc topaz
fuck that
west phoenix
imagine the people here trying to celebrate thanksgiving to have it ruined because someone can't do the basic task of NOT STARTING A FIRE
PROBABLY ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS YOU CAN DO
balmy obsidian
but meow! i gotta deep fry the frozen turkay!
west phoenix
probably
west phoenix
man i have become an evil person full of hatred and this shit is making it worse lmao
robust plank
fit check
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/siren-my-beloved-in-golden-flame-lancer-gif-1584152718142...
YES MA'AM!
zinc topaz
is the flash drive for fashion or is there stuff on it :p
tame tide
It contains an Ubuntu boot
tame tide
I think I have 3 USB drives somewhere in my house ALL with Ubuntu on it
balmy obsidian
I still have an old badge on mine that was used for the cafeteria at uni
tame tide
I don't know where any of them are
balmy obsidian
I haven't removed it because memories ✨
lyric ivy
I think I have 3 USB drives somewhere in my house ALL with Ubuntu on it
fucking based
robust plank
i probably should use it for something else tbh lol
i dont need 64 gigs to boot linux
tame tide
I was joking about the linux boot but if it actually is... LMFAO
robust plank
it is
lyric ivy
she's a pilotnet user odds are linux is involved somehow
thorn hinge
nixos boot
hell yeah nix
thorn hinge
I just started playing heaven will be mine, too
PATRICIA TAXXON SPOTTED BASED BASED BASED
Lamp you're cool as fuck
robust plank
Lamp you're cool as fuck
i know
thorn hinge
I once again must posit that every single person in this community is awesome and hot, the evidence simply does not lie
robust plank
do you use nix ada?
lyric ivy
I once again must posit that every single person in this community is awesome an...
yeah except me
balmy obsidian
The people rushing in to say "I BEG TO DIFFER"
thorn hinge
Not currently. I've been trying out different distros on my laptop, reinstalling every month or so. Nix was one that I tried and liked, but I'm cur-- CAT WE WENT OVER THIS
balmy obsidian
then BEG
lyric ivy
no one even said beg to differ leo
robust plank
ive been daily driving nix for almost 2 years now and its been so good
balmy obsidian
potato potato
lyric ivy
how is nix compared to like ubuntu
robust plank
i like nix a lot more, i tried ubuntu for a bit, but an update broke like everything
nix has been the stablest shit ever
thorn hinge
--ently runing EndevorOS. I'm going to try a raw arch install and a friend of mine is pushing me to try base gentoo
I have a few other distros on my list that I'm working through, but Nix is currently a frontrunner for the one I stick with
robust plank
i love that if anything goes wrong i can just rollback
thorn hinge
I love that all the worst people are mad at them
when conservatives are making blog posts like this you know it's a good distro
robust plank
check this shit out
i think obs messed up the colors but
niri has custom shaders so i programmed a glitch for opening/closing windows
clever cloud
I was wondering how people distro jump. I understand saving everything in ~ in a backup or something but how do you move other stuff?
thorn hinge
check this shit out
YO
thorn hinge
I was wondering how people distro jump. I understand saving everything in ~ in a...
in my case 99% of my work is on my desktop and my laptop is used more strictly for things I don't mind losing or are already online
robust plank
i have a hard drive with lots of backups
west phoenix
the other day i found out that eleonor has 4 different computers
thorn hinge
rookie numebrs tbh
clever cloud
oh way more
robust plank
(even though i dont distro hop or have ever messed things up badly enough to lose stuff)
west phoenix
y'all got too much money
lyric ivy
you guys can afford multiple computers 😭
west phoenix
give me some of it
robust plank
i thinki have reached a point where i can share my /etc/nixos folder and someone can build a full copy of my system from it
clever cloud
- main desktop
- personal laptop
- work laptop
- archaic laptop
- old af laptop
- media server
- steam deck
thorn hinge
When I was in college my comp sci professor asked the class how many computers we had in our homes. I stopped him with "define 'computer'". He decided to go with "devices that have a mac address" I still had something like (edit typo)21 at the time.
robust plank
excluding like documents and pictures and stuff
west phoenix
meanwhile i have a single computer that i can't even upgrade/replace lmao
clever cloud
When I was in college my comp sci professor asked the class how many computers w...
bruh, by mac address?!?
thorn hinge
bruh, by mac address?!?
listen, there's worse ways to define "computer"
lyric ivy
but thats a whole fuckshit thing bc if i want to upgrade from AM4 i need a motherboard too
and that may or may not need new ram too
clever cloud
"anything that can add"
clever cloud
magic the gathering
thorn hinge
I did a whole presentation once on the topic of "what is the first computer" with the thesis being "it depends entirely on your definition"
west phoenix
man every day i regret not getting into a real career
light mist
keyboard 👀
thorn hinge
keyboard 👀
clever cloud
keys board
robust plank
i had so many but the acreen broke and i had to replace the lid :(
thorn hinge
LSTR SPOTTED
lyric ivy
you too naana <3
balmy obsidian
yeah I should go to bed too, good niiiight
west phoenix
gn the french
light mist
nice synth .o.
thorn hinge
thanks :3
totally subtle the way I'm showing off my instruments lol
That's the synth I use for the IGF music I've made
clever cloud
oh ada, have you ever of https://strudel.cc/
light mist
That's the synth I use for the IGF music I've made
ah, i still haven't gotten around to checking that out...
don't think i'll have time tonight but eventually
robust plank
robust plank
laptop sticker reveal
ough i want a synth like that
light mist
lamp what kinda music do u make 👀
thorn hinge
YOOOOOOOOOOO
robust plank
lamp what kinda music do u make 👀
still figuring that out :(
thorn hinge
oh ada, have you ever of https://strudel.cc/
I posted it here before. Someone asked what sort of music Striga listens to and I posted switch angel lmao
thorn hinge
IS THAT A GODSDAMNED JUNO-6
light mist
well if you ever have anything you feel like sharing i would love to hear it .o.
robust plank
i unfortunately dont own them, just using them at the studioat the college i go to
thorn hinge
you're so cool tho
robust plank
IS THAT A GODSDAMNED JUNO-6
and an arp 2600
thorn hinge
yeah
robust plank
i love the juno
thorn hinge
I was less certain on that because there's a billion arp variants but the juno-6 is one of my holy grail instruments
lyric ivy
chat. before i head to sleep, and sorgy to interrupt but.
thorn hinge
not that I could afford one
lyric ivy
genuinely thank you fuckers for the kind words about me
thorn hinge
of course, cat. You sleep well!
lyric ivy
hopefully one day i can be happy with how i look haha
thorn hinge
I hope that for you too
thorn hinge
I've told my partner if they see JUNO or DX on anything with keys at a thrift shop to buy it outright
I'll fix it if it doesn't work, I don't care
west phoenix
genuinely thank you fuckers for the kind words about me
robust plank
dream job is working in a recording studio tbh
lyric ivy
the desperation of setting four separate alarms because i know i wont be able to get up otherwise
west phoenix
i did that today
thorn hinge
oh this FUCKS so good, goddamn
I wish I could play with people, I need that
west phoenix
i didn't have a reason to get up as usual, but i've been trying to normalize my sleeping patterns
i wake up early, i feel better, and then the next day i sleep in super late and feel like shit
clever cloud
After watching FreeBirds (2013), my friends decided to watch another movie that seemed to have the exact same synopsis but holy shit oh god oh fuck is this terrifyingly bad
Turkey Day (2020)
clever cloud
clever cloud
Nothing is stopping you from changing the channel
THEY WONT LET ME STOP THIS
clever cloud
lyric ivy
what is this nightmare eleonor
clever cloud
TURKEY DAY (2020)
lyric ivy
horrifying
clever cloud
TURKEY DAY (2020)
THERE'S A FUCKING SEQUEL
lyric ivy
sentenced to 2+ hours of turkey day movies
noble ivy
stop watching direct-to-poob movies animated on a pre-owned ps2
clever cloud
I CANNOT CONVEY HOW UNNERVING THESE MOVIES ARE
upbeat hemlock
I am Australian and thus have only had to engage in thanksgiving once, for some American friends who missed it.
The pumpkin pie was good. I remain un-sold on the rest
clever cloud
characters never stop staring directly into your eyes
lyric ivy
turkey was always a mid meat back when i used to eat it
clever cloud
west phoenix
i'm not celebrating this year but its always been kind of a weird holiday imo
noble ivy
eat the meat equivalent of white bread?
or eat fatty ham glazed in delicious honey...
lyric ivy
it really is the meat equivalent of plain white bread lmao
west phoenix
i haven't really celebrated any holiday this year tbh
noble ivy
i'm not celebrating this year but its always been kind of a weird holiday imo
Thanksgiving is quite literally a psyop perpetrated by big turkey
lyric ivy
and what we didnt eat on the day of would always be put into sandwiches for the rest of the week
noble ivy
i haven't really celebrated any holiday this year tbh
same here...
lyric ivy
Thanksgiving is quite literally a psyop perpetrated by big turkey
you know i thought the psyop was by colonialists but Big Turkey is funnier
noble ivy
no I'm serious
thanksgiving wasn't a holiday until around the great depression and it was only made to pump up the sales for turkey
west phoenix
i mean i'd hardly say thats nerd knowledge
zinc topaz
i'm watching dunmeshi with my brother i've been trying to get him to watch it
and we went from ep1 "yea its ok i guess" to starting ep4 rn
lyric ivy
i mean have you seen me ofc im a nerd lmao
zinc topaz
i'm talking mostly about ada and eleonor
and lamp
eleonor is so smart . i admire it
and ada is so talented and cool :3
west phoenix
yeah everyone here is great
zinc topaz
including you
lyric ivy
exc- no, especially me
zinc topaz
i can't wait for next tuesday
west phoenix
especially not me
zinc topaz
stfustfustfu
west phoenix
often this chat, and the lancer community as a whole, makes me feel very out of place
everyone here is so... accomplished, skilled, talented, etc. i hardly feel like i exist most of the time
supple carbon
if it makes you feel better i haven't really accomplished anything
zinc topaz
you're kind and funny and knowledgeable and you've helped me make a lancer character i'm really excited to play
and you're my friend and i dont like when you're mean to yourself by virtue of that alone
west phoenix
'knowledgeable' is bullshit tbh
zinc topaz
nahhhh
robust plank
i am so full of food
zinc topaz
the paragraphs and stuff you sent me in preparation for wallflower??
noble ivy
ah fuck... I'm fact checking myself and I see that my fact is completely false... Thanksgiving was a federal holiday all the way back in Ulysses S Grant's time...
I know there's a psyop by big turkey... but I may have mixed up a few facts about the great depression around the time...
supple carbon
i am so full of food
west phoenix
i think the problem isn't that i'm good, it's that people hardly put any effort into their ttrpgs
zinc topaz
that looks really good lamp
west phoenix
because they usually have a life outside of them
robust plank
it was soooooo delicious
zinc topaz
i think the problem isn't that i'm *good*, it's that people hardly put any effor...
or you're good and cool
zinc topaz
my brother and i made chicken gnocchi
not really a thanksgiving dish but it was soo fuciing good
west phoenix
y'all don't even know me
robust plank
i hardly -
zinc topaz
i know you enough to say i like you!!! stop telling yourself you're only as good as your worst elements
lyric ivy
my brother and i made chicken gnocchi
wow people here would hate you for putting chicken on any kind of pasta lmao
zinc topaz
meow i'm not friends with people i don't like i like you and you are my friend
west phoenix
i exist to make people feel better about themselves, both by being an anchor and by being a reminder that you could always be worse
zinc topaz
bleh. you'll come around some day
clever cloud
holy fuck im gonna beat you up with a lamp, jen
zinc topaz
i'm so excited to play wallflower with you
zinc topaz
just keep that in your mind
clever cloud
ok with cat
robust plank
my body is willing
lyric ivy
lamp didnt deserve this, beat he- yeah sure use me
zinc topaz
me (cool person) likes you (must be cool)
lyric ivy
if you use me to beat someone up i make the cat YEEEEOW noise from cartoons
zinc topaz
hey also i give narcissus a run for his money and i am a lazy unmotivated slug when it comes to working on stuff does that make me less than
west phoenix
if you use me to beat someone up i make the cat YEEEEOW noise from cartoons
dust cloud and limbs
robust plank
my body is willing
west phoenix
hey also i give narcissus a run for his money and i am a lazy unmotivated slug w...
no it makes me jealous because i need to put in so much fuckin effort to get something decent
zinc topaz
meow im not gonna argue this point anymore you are misguided in thinking so lowly of yourself and i think you're really cool
west phoenix
i think a lot of people just have low standards with ttrpgs anyways but thats less about me
zinc topaz
also hi i know your face is your pfp also but you're so cute btw
west phoenix
someone who puts effort in and cares is a vast minority
robust plank
also hi i know your face is your pfp also but you're so cute btw
thanj you! you are too
zinc topaz
someone who puts effort in and cares is a vast minority
a vast minority that we appreciate!!!
lyric ivy
love that hairstyle!
zinc topaz
you're right a lot of gms run their games like slop
but that immediately makes you fucking cool for fucking caring
west phoenix
either way watching people in the community that are accomplished is alienating
like i gotta watch people who have more money than they know what to do with talk about shit that is so far beyond what i could learn
still better than the hours of flirting though
i usually don't talk about it but i guess i'm in a bad enough mood it slipped through. sorry
zinc topaz
i think you are capable of doing way more than you think you are. i'll know for sure when i get to start playing in your game but. i want you to know i'm excited and planning for it with you has made me very happy recently
west phoenix
the game is least of my worries tbh. idk how i'm gonna survive after January and if the game can even continue
zinc topaz
yeah.. i'm sorry you have that hanging over your head :( i know there probably isn't but i do want you to know if there's anything i can do to help i want to
noble ivy
I want help where I can as well, Jen
You're one of the first friends I've made in a very... very long time... and honestly, you're one of the first voices here that helped make the IGF chat into this strange but welcoming corner of the internet
west phoenix
don't worry about me, your lives are easier like that. it was my fault after all
zinc topaz
it's easy to say that, but like it or not we care about you :<
shell bison
food consumed
willow needle
zinc topaz
actually based opinion
limber fossil
The only toxic i want in my life is Britney Spears at the club
robust plank
crude granite
Just about done with lines but I've been drawing background objects for the last 2ish hours and I need to take a break before I psych myself up for a bunch of alcohol bottles on the shelves
Right,still needs the fishnets too
🙃
shell bison
I think you are going to want to spoiler the image
noble ivy
good lord man! You're wearing a Hawaiian shirt, booty shorts, and fish nets??!?
zinc topaz
playong mhgu rn
forgot how good it feels to smack a charging monster in the head wifh a fully charged great sword hit and knock it over
holy moly
crude granite
Just about done with lines but I've been drawing background objects for the last...
This is what this message is referring to. (Spoiled for suggestive hotdog eating+booty shorts)
crude granite
I think you are going to want to spoiler the image
Correct. Sorry about that, my bad
thorn hinge
this is so much food for two people we're gonna be set for a WEEK
we have three pies too
robust plank
i love food so much
zinc topaz
i also love food
west phoenix
i also just had food
hybrid salmon
west phoenix
i didn't do anything fancy but its funny how my basic cooking is still better than most of my family's thanksgiving cooking
white people cooking. dry ass chicken
clever cloud
turkey is also so god damn mid
noble ivy
give me honey roasted ham and my life is yours
zinc topaz
turkey is also so god damn mid
worse than mid it SUCKS!!!
west phoenix
i think it can be done well but its really easy to fuck up
generally i am a chicken kind of gal anyways
zinc topaz
me too
i just think turkey lends itself to being a flavorless unseasoned dish
i like turkey like.. deli meat
zinc topaz
check this shit out
this is so fucking cool . late to the party i know
clever cloud
meat like that has to be absolutely soaked and marinated to taste like anything at all
zinc topaz
favorite thanksgiving foods are mashed potatoes and mac and cheese and i make a really fucking good baked mac and cheese
i will openly brag about exactly two dishes i make
my tiramisu fucks and my baked mac and cheese fucks
west phoenix
my go to was broccoli casserole and cookies or some of dessert
its been forever since i've baked
clever cloud
I adore oatmeal cookies so damn much
west phoenix
what kind of cookies?
last year i did peanut butter chocolate chip, but snickerdoodles are my favorite
west phoenix
I *adore* oatmeal cookies so damn much
also a good one. the only time i eat raisins
clever cloud
also a good one. the only time i eat raisins
No. Die.
west phoenix
ok
zinc topaz
snickerdoodles are a good pick
i love making snickerdoodles. i also love to bake thumbprint cookies w chocolate filling :3
thinking about cookies has put me in such a good mood wow
new igf meetup proposition we all bring homemade cookies
noble ivy
I'll learn how to make snickerdoodles just for that
zinc topaz
i will make the meow's stolen snickerdoodles recipe and give a review of them if you feel like sharing it :3
-# i love baking sorry
thorn hinge
my tiramisu fucks and my baked mac and cheese fucks
Tiramisu is my favorite dessert. I'm also a slut for good mac n cheese
zinc topaz
i make mine with bailey's in addition to coffee liqueur i'm not a huge rum fan
so like yea its not "traditional" but. it's so good
thorn hinge
I do the same!
west phoenix
i will make the meow's stolen snickerdoodles recipe and give a review of them if...
stealing the stolen recipe
thorn hinge
rum's okay but coffee / cream liquor just goes better
limber fossil
Ooh back when I was drinking bailey’s was my shit
zinc topaz
bailey's also is fuckin delicious in frosting
make dark chocolate and coffee flavored cupcakes with baileys flavored frosting
limber fossil
Half a bottle of absolut + 3/4th a baileys and six glasses of pure vodka was the first time I ever got tipsy lmao
thorn hinge
tonight though? It's apple pie, pecan pie, and pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, and coo whip
thorn hinge
Half a bottle of absolut + 3/4th a baileys and six glasses of pure vodka was the...
tipsy? damn
limber fossil
I have a very high tolerance against getting drunk/high
thorn hinge
apparently!
limber fossil
I’ve never actually gotten drunk
The only other thing that got me tipsy was a bottle of jack daniel’s honey liquor + some rum shots
And i do mean bottle
thorn hinge
wow
thorn hinge
I've never had high tolerance but these days I get tipsy off half a drink
limber fossil
Was super hot lying roman style across the dinner table and chugging it down
limber fossil
I've never had high tolerance but these days I get tipsy off half a drink
Old
thorn hinge
One of my meds makes me more succeptible
limber fossil
Lmao
thorn hinge
davjkhbadvbb
zinc topaz
i had a cocktail one time on a date at a bar whose gimmick was doing bespoke cocktails
and so i obviously have no idea how to recreate it
but the bartender interviews you and then decides what your drink would be
i got something with gin and a glass smoked with rosemary
limber fossil
I could never get into bespoke alcoholic drinks
limber fossil
If it isn’t burning my throat it ain’t for me
zinc topaz
my date had something with blackberries and tequila
west phoenix
i do like tequilla
zinc topaz
i have no interest in getting drunk whatsoever
so if it burns my throat i want a gentler drink lol
thorn hinge
my favorite alcoholic drink was a blueberry vanilla mead that I homebrewed once and never was able to recreate
west phoenix
mead is so good
zinc topaz
my favorite flavored mead was gooseberry i think lol
or mulberry maybe
it was like one of those weird berries you cant just buy at the store
west phoenix
my favorite was a chai mead, but vanilla is also really nice
limber fossil
You know while I will never promote drugs and I will never promote cigarettes I hate to say it but damn if smoking them isn’t a sexy ass aesthetic
Such a damn shame they’re so bad for you
zinc topaz
me walking into the bar with a candy cigarette muttering to myself "you are a prey animal"
limber fossil
Honestly you should try that at a dyke bar that’s catnip for dommes
or maybe just me but same diff
thorn hinge
~~or maybe just me but same diff~~
noted
zinc topaz
what is catnip for a girl who will think lancer is cool
west phoenix
joining her campaign
zinc topaz
my local game store is as mentioned a terrible place to meet people
it's the old school and also sorta racist kind of d&d nerds that go there :( sigh
thorn hinge
"but you repeat yourself"
zinc topaz
-# i fumbled a girl who i think would have liked lancer actually ngl. generational fuck up
zinc topaz
"but you repeat yourself"
i do
thorn hinge
I can't resist the chance to shit on D&D even if I've played a whole lot of it
zinc topaz
i just really think every other system i've played is that much better
i do wanna try blades in the dark :p
west phoenix
-# i fumbled a girl who i think would have liked lancer actually ngl. generation...
i fumbled a girl who DID like lancer
zinc topaz
ICON first though i need to pick something and stick with it
limber fossil
I can't resist the chance to shit on D&D even if I've played a whole lot of it
You doing anything tonight*?*
I love hating on DnD
Fuck you wotc
limber fossil
for me its both
I can excuse a terrible game
i can't excuse a terrible game by a terrible company
thorn hinge
You doing anything tonight*?*
for you I could make time 
limber fossil
i don't understand how anyone can buy 5e books in this day and age lol
thorn hinge
and yeah. Fuck wotc, fuck DND and especially fuck gygax
badly designed rules in service of a chauvinist colonialism simulator feeding money to goddamn hasbro
thorn hinge
i don't understand how anyone can buy 5e books in this day and age lol
I swear they just coast on brand recognition and new gamers who don't know anything else exists. If DnD didn't have the cultural hegemony that it does it wouldn't be able to compete
west phoenix
headed to bed. i have two interviews tomorrow, i hope they go well. i need them to go well
thorn hinge
headed to bed. i have two interviews tomorrow, i hope they go well. i need them ...
sleep well, I'm rooting for you
lyric ivy
good morning igf chat
thorn hinge
g'mornin Cat, sleep well?
lyric ivy
yeah
but its fuckin cold!
i love winter but getting up in the cold is pain and suffering
thorn hinge
ah fuck don't I know it
lyric ivy
ari did you see cat face reveal
limber fossil
No_!_ where
thorn hinge
No_!_ where
Up here: #1059603134504255528 message
Took some encouraging bue we got her there :3
limber fossil
aw, cute
thorn hinge
Right?
limber fossil
Who knows if y’all get me sleep deprived enough i’ll probably post a selfie here sometime
willow needle
upbeat hemlock
evening y'all
robust plank
goodnight calliope
minor orchid
it is a morning!
limber fossil
it's an afternoon
thorn hinge
it.s.
almost 3am and I should be sleeping -_-
lyric ivy
the pain and suffering of eating something and still being hungry
lyric ivy
im going to chile the 8th of march
:joyous:
tame tide
Who out edging they runners
cerulean valve
-# So, get away
-# Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
-# And let yourself go...
willow needle
cerulean valve
balmy obsidian
SO WHAT YOU WANNA DO
WHAT'S YOUR POINT OF VIEW
minor orchid
-# So, get away
-# Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
-# ...
You know you didn't lose your self controoool
let's start at the rainbow~
And remember folks... we are getting another cyberpunk
Get ready for another ending in Night City
cerulean valve
A happy ending? Here? For folks like us? Wrong planet, wrong people.
balmy obsidian
I heard it's very good and I'm not watching it because I know it's gonna destroy me emotionally
tame tide
is it actually any good
Yes
willow needle
the start was a bit boring for me but it gets very good afterwards
cerulean valve
should i watch it
It is very good yes, should you watch it?
No
Save yourself the heartache
tame tide
You should watch it
balmy obsidian
Al wants you to suffer
lyric ivy
punishment for my crimes (slopdome)
lyric ivy
@tame tide would be able to answer the question better :3
tame tide
It's not sexy at all
limber fossil
I'm out I figured
yk, contrary to popular belief, I do enjoy unsexy things
like ttrpgs
tame tide
It's the impenetrable fortress of slop and hatred that could only be bypassed with 1d3 AP explosive + 1d6 Ap kinetic + 2 burn + difficult terrain + immobilised + blocks line of sight
limber fossil
neat
tame tide
And terrain that hates
limber fossil
that reminds me
i think i was gonna do that AM hate monologue but replaced with slay yday
but i fell asleep
tame tide
Tell me what's happening here because I the GM would also like to know
If you answer with slop, that's a valid answer
lyric ivy
cautious prthunden objective
limber fossil
ooh yeah we had a similar set up happen either in [ch2] ||Thermopylae or BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||
upbeat hemlock
I think.... I see a couple of characters with lock on? And some with burn? Maybe one of the characters has a false idol?
lyric ivy
i think the exact things that were contributing to the slop were:
tame tide
Sloppenheimer
lyric ivy
ATHENA, Hardlight Defence System, House Guard 2 Aura, Caltrops, Webjaw Snare, Purifying Code Slag, Dangerous Terrain (DANG), Soft Cover Zones, Seismic Destroyer, a bunch of wrecks and Terraform
tame tide
Calslops*
lyric ivy
CALSLOPS
upbeat hemlock
I do love when a fight gets really messy
lyric ivy
oh there was also reworked Eject Power Cores which works like Witch Chain but that's not in this image
upbeat hemlock
We had our mining NHP everest pilot get in a slap-fight with a Seeder on a control point and the seeder ends up having to grapple the Everest in hopes of dragging it onto the mines and then the goblin puts up a Construct to hem it in until the everest has to use its Seige Specialist to knock itself free
lyric ivy
messy fights are peak
upbeat hemlock
what does your House Guard mostly get used for? Only the cover, or anything else?
lyric ivy
it was the cover and also i had NOAH in this case
limber fossil
Sloppenheimer
Sloppen on my hei till I mer
Fellow house guard enjoyer
I use it to cheat adjacency and provide hard cover usually
dire cloud
No, (cheat adjacency) and (provide hard cover).
tame tide
Ok cool
limber fossil
Hard cover at range 2?
Is this also not possible*?*
tame tide
I don't think there's any way of granting hard cover at range without some form of adjacency
balmy obsidian
Portable Bunker I guess, technically?
You need to be in the area, so you're adjacent to something
But ti's something
tame tide
I'd say that's still adjacent to the bunker... Because adjacency is range 1 or less and range 0 is less than 1
balmy obsidian
yeah
tame tide
If you have a mule harness on someone with greater guardian. Anyone who rides it gets hard cover from all directions
balmy obsidian
what
tame tide
I'm fairly sure how that works
Wait a minute is a sunzi immune to riding a mule harness
balmy obsidian
climbing the mule isn't, moving around because of it is
if it was voluntary you would trigger reactions from it
limber fossil
i will elect to ignore that because it is stupid
lyric ivy
Wait a minute is a sunzi immune to riding a mule harness
RAW this is correct but thats dumb and stupid
technically thats involuntary movement but thats lame
CHAT. NEWS
i got the number for the endocrinologist. one step closer to woman drugs
lyric ivy
i am admittedly afraid of what exactly theyre going to ask and say but
thats the only way i am to get hrt so
dont have much choice
limber fossil
i am admittedly afraid of what exactly theyre going to ask and say but
you may be asked some relatively invasive questions
lyric ivy
also wtf why did you almost punch them
limber fossil
also wtf why did you almost punch them
because he fucking sucked
limber fossil
you may be asked some relatively invasive questions
hopefully your doctor just wants to genuinely see you progress safely but it's important to be upfront and assertive about what you want and what pace you want it at
confidence is absolutely key in discussions like these
lyric ivy
oh god
thats kind of terrifying
i expected invasive questions but being confident about any of this is not easy
im absolutely certain of what i want but
im afraid of saying the wrong thing
limber fossil
my general response to that is "yeah_?_ what about it_?_"
ancient crag
zinc topaz
good morning calliope
limber fossil
evenin'
west phoenix
Reading that made me do a big stretch lmao
limber fossil
Highkey recommend stretching in the morning
Good way to get your body up and active
Before reaching for your phone go for a stretch*!* it’s much better for your health
west phoenix
When have i cared for my health before
zinc topaz
thank you ari i was about to mindlessly leave my apartment
i think i will do some stretches actually
limber fossil
No probs*!*
zinc topaz
(this will last for one day)
limber fossil
sometimes the spirit of a white woman in an exercise video takes me over
limber fossil
When have i cared for my health before
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago
limber fossil
C’est la vie
zinc topaz
sigh still can only barely make it halfway down my shins without bending my knees
one day i'll manage to touch my toes but not today
limber fossil
One day*!*
The first time I touched my toes I was like “oh my god my back’s gone forever”
lyric ivy
i didnt know people actually were unable to touch their toes ngl, i thought that was a cartoon thing
limber fossil
i didnt know people actually were unable to touch their toes ngl, i thought that...
For me specifically my back is curved
So it’s really difficult for me to bend forwards
lyric ivy
oof im sorry
limber fossil
I can bend backwards easier
limber fossil
For me specifically my back is curved
Like i’m literally built like an S lol
zinc topaz
i have minor scoliosis and my legs are really fucking tense all the time. also think its bc my legs are just sorta disproportionately long
limber fossil
Tits up top ass back down
limber fossil
i have minor scoliosis and my legs are really fucking tense all the time. also t...
Same here
On the long legs thing
But hey
Gets me lookin killer in some thigh highs
zinc topaz
i used to joke that i was built like 2D from gorillaz lol
limber fossil
Who
zinc topaz
zinc topaz
its not 😭
lyric ivy
ugh i need to talk to the general doctor to get an appointment for the endocrinologist actually, thank you italian healthcare system
and i cant make an appointment until monday so i guess i'll have to wait then
clever cloud
the only time I've been properly drunk was at the end of the night of my wedding. I was 7 drinks in :))
willow needle
Hiiii calliope
clever cloud
the only thing i could definitely feel was a difficulty in constructing sentences
limber fossil
the only time I've been properly drunk was at the end of the night of my wedding...
Cute*!*
lyric ivy
hi naana!
limber fossil
Tbh it’s very hard to tell with me whether or not I’m inebriated
Because I act pretty much the same anyway
clever cloud
yea me too
lyric ivy
im extremely lightweight with alcohol i've found
limber fossil
Like sure, when I was tipsy I started slow dancing with some random girl on the city streets after walking back from the club
lyric ivy
i think i first got proper drunk when i was like, 15 i'd say?
with friends because ireland moment
limber fossil
But I also pinned a dyke to the floor and got on top of her in the dive bar stone cold sober just to win a game
(The game was sexy head shoulders knees and toes)
clever cloud
I get very stupidly nerdy, more so than usual, trying to explain the symptoms of drunk to everyone else who have all definitely gotten drunk before many many times
same with weed
lyric ivy
hey ari we should play that one :)
clever cloud
I stopped doing that after a couple of years
lyric ivy
you say that as if it makes it less exciting
limber fossil
Oh no I know, just wanted to make sure you knew what it entailed
Hey, if you ever find yourself in yorkshire feel free to hit me up
lyric ivy
you know i wouldve imagined that seeing what i look like would make you less flirty with me lmao
not planning to go to england anytime soon but hey, you never know what the future holds~
limber fossil
you know i wouldve imagined that seeing what i look like would make you *less* f...
Why*?* you look perfectly fine
clever cloud
i will kill you jen
west phoenix
i'd win
noble ivy
Pot calling the kettle nice
noble ivy
also, good morning calliope
west phoenix
estrogen sniper on kill setting
i'm a wild animal it takes multiple lethal doses
clever cloud
i brought my bitd book to the Thanksgiving dinner yesterday and had a great time. I think im gonna start just bringing books with me
instead of opening discord every 15 seconds, i might read stuff again
west phoenix
i was just thinking that lmao
i used to read in parts bro
before outside was scary
limber fossil
instead of opening discord every 15 seconds, i might read stuff again
based
i reread frankenstein last week
so peak
balmy obsidian
I should read again but I can't get into it, I blame reading classes making it boring for me.
limber fossil
i was the nerdy kid who read school textbooks before the year even started
i'm still that nerdy kid, but now I have fat tits
clever cloud
i used to read in 8hr sprints. this thing of reading in 20 min bursts is new
west phoenix
i read all of the mountain in the sea in a park for like, 10 hours
that was a year ago
balmy obsidian
one day when i was in elementary school i borrowed a book in the morning and just spent the entirety of class that day reading it
i finished it by the end of the day and gave it back then and i got terrible grades afterwards because i had no idea what was going on in class prior
west phoenix
the only time i ever did poorly in class was when i essentially lived in two places and couldn't do my homework and left my textbook :)
i genuinely could have had a nice ride in college i think but... bleh
crazy how much you can just fuck up freshman year and never recover
zinc topaz
i reread frankenstein last week
did you watch the Del Toro movie?
zinc topaz
crazy how much you can just fuck up freshman year and never recover
GIF of cats shaking hands, followed by the message "you and me both sister"
I had super lofty goals for myself and then got a 1.7 GPA freshman year because I was abysmally depressed and sleeping 18+ hours a day and dropped out
zinc topaz
low-key though with how soul sucking retail management is, I'm considering going back to community college and trying to become a teacher again, probably history or literature because they're the only two subjects I didn't completely fucking bomb
oh no lol I meant college
granted, I wasn't much better in high school
I think I graduated high school with a 2.2
west phoenix
i could have maybe went to college living with my parents or grandparents but i moved out instead because it sucked
and i regret it
one of my biggest regrets tbh
i almost had the chance to go to community college a year and a half ago and i fucked that up hardcore
west phoenix
low-key though with how soul sucking retail management is, I'm considering going...
i wanted to go paleobiology the whole way but with how the government is cutting pretty much all science jobs yeeaaaahhh idk about that
people are barely holding on as is, even in seattle which is going out of their way to protect positions like that
zinc topaz
yeah… I actually can't think about it for too long or I get extremely upset
i'm currently watching my brother try to go for a PhD studying infectious diseases and microbiology while the government is like totally gutting every single program that he's in
west phoenix
yeah as if we haven't learned how important that is lmao
zinc topaz
-# very rude of the microphone to pick up my stutter
west phoenix
doesn't help that my desired career path is quite literally useless
zinc topaz
and it makes me so sad because the kid is so fucking smart and motivated
west phoenix
eh i probably wouldn't do well anyways i'm dumb as hell
zinc topaz
doesn't help that my desired career path is quite literally useless
tell me about it, I spent my entire childhood thinking that I would somehow be able to make it as a concept artist or creative director lol
west phoenix
doesn't help that a friend of mine is just so rude to people who aren't that smart in their school lmao
zinc topaz
it actually makes me so sad to think about how societally we place so much importance on our career and it becomes so intertwined with our self-worth and identity
but I think that's legitimately just a cope for me being lazy and not that smart
my dream job is draw pictures
hey, but on the positive side at least I get to keep it as a hobby and it doesn't become also soul sucking work
balmy obsidian
why wouldn't it be fucked up to link the worth of someone with their capacity of making a number go up
zinc topaz
I just meant in my specific case. i think like every job sounds horrible except for like
yay draw pictures and write stories
west phoenix
why wouldn't it be fucked up to link the worth of someone with their capacity of...
idk man i don't got much else
zinc topaz
which i really really want to do for a living but it's like. insanely hard to actually do
crude granite
I've found that I'm plenty passionate about a lot of things but none of them are really feasible to build a career on unless you're extremely lucky
zinc topaz
^^^^^
west phoenix
also for paleobiology idk if i want to spend like 10 years in school when i'm already like 27 and definitely going to be older when i start
zinc topaz
my passions are all design and creative work
crude granite
Went to college for computer science because I thought I'd like it and it was supposed to be essentially a free job anywhere. Found out 3 years in I don't in fact like it and it hasn't helped me much getting a job either
west phoenix
like yeah... i'm old as fuck and here i am working with people like 10 years younger than me
i guess that already happens but idk i don't put as much worth in it
lyric ivy
i'm still that nerdy kid, but now I have fat tits
hey~
lyric ivy
but i don't think mine is unfounded, you look nice
stooooop
lyric ivy
thank you thank you
lyric ivy
Went to college for computer science because I thought I'd like it and it was su...
the nefarious artificial intelligence :(
west phoenix
the bubble will pop soon enough
and tbh a lot of those people are already well off i don't feel that bad lmao
maybe thats callous but i guess i am just callous at this point
like ooohhh noooo you might have to experience what its like to work like a lowlife like me....
west phoenix
i think most people need to work some kind of customer service job anyways
west phoenix
Does ||**BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL** have like civilian casualties||
probably a few
limber fossil
Oh sad
west phoenix
||but it was in an abandoned part of the station so it would be minimal||
limber fossil
Oh okay
robust plank
hello calliope
tame tide
Hi
It is me
Calliope
Here to grant you wishes 3
But it's like the monkeys paw
But instead of upside but or upside in a very specific way it's just "No, go fuck yourself" 3 times
robust plank
i wish i had 2 wishes left
tame tide
i wish i had 2 wishes left
Too bad, you're now out
robust plank
i wish i had 1 wishes left
tame tide
You have 1 wish remaining
1 wish consumed
You are now out of wishes
robust plank
i wish i have no wishes remaining
tame tide
The monkeys paw, your wish is --i not i--
tame tide
i wish i have no wishes remaining
You have -1 wishes... This wish system is not an unsigned int
robust plank
gup
lyric ivy
i wish i have square root of -1 wishes
tame tide
i wish i have square root of -1 wishes
No
lyric ivy
why do wishes need to be in R
noble ivy
Can I wish numbers didn't exist anymore?
lyric ivy
juli be careful you could kill us all
tame tide
Wish granted, now all numbers are typed out and no longer have symbols
Fuck now I'm "Al (D/D two eight eight enjoyer)"
lyric ivy
ah shit juli, now i have to type out five thousand and sixteen u
clever cloud
ah fuck, i was gonna use my three wishes and now juli made them so much more cumbersome
noble ivy
SoneGNfourL
west phoenix
eight zero zero eight five
balmy obsidian
But instead of upside but or upside in a very specific way it's just "No, go fuc...
I want basic universal income
lyric ivy
the hhs-one hundred and fifty five cannibal shotgun
west phoenix
no you don't