In Golden Flame

[zinc topaz]

am i invited

[west phoenix]

does anyone object type beat?

[noble ivy]

:CH_catnod:

[west phoenix]

the igf chat really is a romcom

[clever cloud]

No one is invited, this is a closed ceremony

[west phoenix]

i WILL find it

[noble ivy]

Jen's fighting her way through like the climax of a yakuza game

[west phoenix]

old boy hallway scene

[zinc topaz]

HAHAHAHA

the yakuza 0 final mission

[noble ivy]

-# I think I lost the plot what the hell is happening

[zinc topaz]

you're getting married!

[west phoenix]

how do you feel

[noble ivy]

Mostly confused

[zinc topaz]

ms juli what is your official statement on the matter 🎤

[upbeat hemlock]

Gotta say there's something to:
Priest: "Speak now or forever..."
Interloper: "I OBJECT!"
-assorted gasps-
Interloper: "I wish to marry both of y'all"

[thorn hinge]

Listen you can't have a closed wedding how am I suppose to hook up with the bridesmaids

[west phoenix]

yeah actually

[noble ivy]

Excuse you! It's Mrs. Juli now

[zinc topaz]

not until the ceremony

[clever cloud]

Not Until.. The Accident

[zinc topaz]

can i be a bridesmaid

[upbeat hemlock]

The twist is the interloper actually wants to take the priest's place

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-cat-cat-godzilla-brainrot-cat-gif-18411342522542023377

me at the wedding

[noble ivy]

What the hell is happening in this Calliopean soap opera??!?

[west phoenix]

did you even watch last season

[zinc topaz]

"yeah i object. i think the priest and i should get married instead"

[noble ivy]

-# Here's the version with sound btw

[clever cloud]

there's at least 20 people making out and none of them are the married couple

[west phoenix]

we can be

let me up there

[clever cloud]

juli do you karaoke?

[noble ivy]

I forget if I mentioned it before, but I named this "Stock toho kaiju roar.mp4"

[noble ivy]

Oh fuck, just wait until you hear singing Juli

[clever cloud]

well now tati's leaving me for Juli

[noble ivy]

nooo!

[clever cloud]

i was banking on some classic polygamy wtf

[noble ivy]

I REFUSE TO BE A HOMEWREACKER

[west phoenix]

give me the sledgehammer

[noble ivy]

TATI! GO BACK AND MARRY YOUR WIFE, AGAIN!!!

[west phoenix]

https://youtu.be/cR91SbzmCp0?si=OmG64QqyctsY_73H

[clever cloud]

she's already planning your wedding! there's gonna be a light-up dance floor and a petting donkey

[zinc topaz]

a what

[clever cloud]

a donkey

for pets

[noble ivy]

THE DONKEY OF HONOR??!?

[upbeat hemlock]

Btw. I am contemplating stealing a bunch of y'alls sillies today to use for an NPC in my game

[noble ivy]

Can my brother be my best man and be utterly befuddled by all this nonsense?

[zinc topaz]

pray tell mr jar

[clever cloud]

i would be honored

[west phoenix]

but not the maid of honored

[clever cloud]

I asked if he can be there and she said "why not? 🥺 "

[noble ivy]

She verbally said "🥺"?

[clever cloud]

yea actually

[upbeat hemlock]

Enby disaster lesbian mech fighter in my monda group rolled a nat 1 to impress the ||weather witches|| in chapter 3. They spent a stress to reroll with consequences, and got a nat 20.

So I decided that (my version of, ch3 spoilers) ||Chief MacArthur's|| sister has fallen head over heels in love with them and is moving back to Hell's gate and is planning their wedding etc

[clever cloud]

uhhh spoilers i guess?

[noble ivy]

Nonsensical soap opera in the background sounds like the best side plot for IGF

[clever cloud]

i could genuinely run a romcom ttrpg entirely based in Calliope

[west phoenix]

thats just igf

[clever cloud]

there's already sooooo much to pull from

[west phoenix]

in the foreground

[upbeat hemlock]

I'm writing a heist fiasco side mission with the PCs as pirates

[noble ivy]

Sword Nanocarbon Blade Lesbians

[clever cloud]

Blades in the Dark side mission

[upbeat hemlock]

Could do that

I was going to still use lancer, because doing a mech based train ship on robbery is cool

Very slight spoilers for chapter 3/4

[zinc topaz]

a customer just heard me yell to myself i thought i was alone 😭😭😭😭😭

i skipped a song and wasn't paying attention to what played next and about 45 seconds into Thunder by Imagine Dragons i go "what the FUCK am i LISTENING TO THIS FOR!???"

and he goes "yo"

[west phoenix]

you're so real for that though

god my ex made me listen to that song for like an hour on a long drive

[noble ivy]

Imagine ~~if the ~~dragons were good

[west phoenix]

and then had the gaul to criticize my music taste later

[clever cloud]

which one? i need to know who has terrible taste

[west phoenix]

not anyone you know

like 10 years ago at this point

[upbeat hemlock]

Like, I like that song... But an hour???

[west phoenix]

it was playing on the radio

[zinc topaz]

the funniest part is that i was like

[west phoenix]

nonstop

[zinc topaz]

mumbling along with the lyrics

and then i was like wait i fuckin hate this song and i fuckin hate this band

what the fuck am i doing who am i

https://youtu.be/fvy5ZB435xo?si=Xiagb0xqvekcnNxW

[west phoenix]

god i love this game

[zinc topaz]

30 minutes until i get to go home for 6 hours and then come back at 5 :3

[upbeat hemlock]

I'd be in the middle of my workday except I have food poisoning

[zinc topaz]

hug reacting myself

this sucks

is the uh . the joke

[upbeat hemlock]

It's a good joke. Especially when you watch the two emotes show up one by one

[noble ivy]

This fuckss(?????)

[zinc topaz]

sorry i bombed i'll just let myself out of the building door swings comedically quickly and knocks me on my ass on the way out ooouuuuu

i need to check the co2 alarm in here i think

[upbeat hemlock]

No, genuinely I laughed

[noble ivy]

Nooo don't leave we love you

[upbeat hemlock]

Or at least did the Determined Exhalation Through The Nose

[zinc topaz]

i have been in this gas statiom too long my brain is dissolving in real time

[noble ivy]

I'll dramatically lunge between you and the comically large boot that was gonna kick you

[zinc topaz]

madame president get down

[noble ivy]

hold on... let me just rummage through this folder...

[west phoenix]

NO THERE'S A LEAK

[zinc topaz]

oh dude alt j

[noble ivy]

-# there we go I finally found it

If you're wondering, this folder is just full of fuck ass tumblr posts like this

[west phoenix]

HAHA

[noble ivy]

and this

[light mist]

not the diseases for center control 💀

[zinc topaz]

i once had a guy in a kilt and no boxers rant at me and a bunch of other people at a beach about the sterility of urine because someone made a joke about peeing on a jellyfish sting

we did not know the kilt guy

[noble ivy]

how'd you know he wasn't wearing boxers...

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[zinc topaz]

fuck you bazelgeuse

not cool

[noble ivy]

Don't talk about my precious explosive son that way

-# btw june, all your talks about monster hunter reignited my drive to play through wilds and mhgu

[zinc topaz]

cat jumping excitedly gif

[west phoenix]

[zinc topaz]

i love reginiting people's drives

[west phoenix]

you've reignited my drive ;)

[zinc topaz]

have i shown you guys the sick ass monster hunter prints i got at comiccon btw???

[zinc topaz]

kiss me about it

i met the artist and he signed them btw

[noble ivy]

When I first played MHGU, I think I burnt myself out by constantly using valor longsword
now I'm using the Hammer and I'm rediscovering why I was a hammer main since tri

[west phoenix]

in mhgu i go lance and sns

i love my oiled up sns

[noble ivy]

while I love playing sns in the newer games...
the classic games just gives hammer that oomf, ya know?

[west phoenix]

i have new sns

its just dual blades

[zinc topaz]

the very talented and very kind irl Bryce Kho

i'm a striker lance and adept charge blade main

[west phoenix]

humina

[zinc topaz]

currently trying out brave great sword but i just love lance too much to leave her for too long

he gave me the alt color print for the silver one for free btw

bc we chatted about monster hunter

this is the guy who did the art for Sea of Stars

ok 5 minutes guys gonna go lock in

love you talk to tou soon

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-love-you-love-kiss-kiss-gif-gif-415229769482307180

There's my boi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west phoenix]

the gooper

[zinc topaz]

-# unsolicited juli june fact: i love monster hunter but sometimes i don't like playing it bc it makes me sad to hurt them and i trap them sometimes specifically to avoid watching their death animations

[noble ivy]

I love jaggi's, baggi's, wroggi's, and all the other gi's so goddamn much and I wish everything with drome or prey in the name would go extinct forever

[zinc topaz]

the humble bulldrome

[west phoenix]

great jaggrome

[zinc topaz]

the humble bujabujabu long sword

[west phoenix]

love y'all

finally SOMEONE GETS IT

[zinc topaz]

LOL

i tried getting my ex to play monster hunter and she was like "your character looks like shit sorry" and i was like "yea ok but watch this" and speedran a zinogre hunt in like 5 minutes

she .. wasnt impressed

need a woman who can appreciate my ass kicking outfit

[west phoenix]

hi

[zinc topaz]

hiiii

[noble ivy]

hallo

[zinc topaz]

should I go to bed early like a responsible adult

or should I maladaptively daydream about my Lancer pilot for the next eight hours and then just sleep when I get home from work tomorrow

[noble ivy]

sleep and have sweet dreams about your Lancer pilot

[zinc topaz]

they wouldn't be sweet my Lancer pilots a dick

Wait

[noble ivy]

🤨

[zinc topaz]

Your Honor

my apostrophe key is broken

[west phoenix]

🤨

[zinc topaz]

my stomach hurt hurts from laughing

The microphone picking up on me saying hurt twice is not fucking helping

ok my beloved and cherished friends i am going to bed now

sweet dreams and sleep well everyone

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[west phoenix]

me trying to fight the sleepiness

holy moly

[west phoenix]

thanks babe

[limber fossil]

Good morning calliope

Gay

[thorn hinge]

Gay morning Ari

I came back tot his channel after work and this was sitting left unsent

I have no idea what I meant

[west phoenix]

it was about me

go ahead and say it

[limber fossil]

i feel betrayed

[balmy obsidian]

I am innocent of this crime

[west phoenix]

but have committed many other

[balmy obsidian]

I might have commited some

[noble ivy]

My last meme for tonight since I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule
Goop nite Calliope

[thorn hinge]

Oh, wait, I remembered what it was

I probably still shouldn't say it

[west phoenix]

gn the juli

[west phoenix]

👂

[thorn hinge]

tempting, but it's a story that involves other people who might not want the details spread so I really can't

[ancient crag]

I have awoken

The thanksgiving did not exterminate me

[robust plank]

hi

i love the zinogre hunt

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/good-meowning-eepy-eep-cat-good-morning-gif-26327553

[regal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/estrogen-orville-500-estrogen-500-cigarettes-500-gif-7822209748705278452

[tame tide]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-eating-breakfast-food-meal-gif-8165353351013076521

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[limber fossil]

it feels very on point for me I think to get invited to play a game called thirsty sword lesbians

[tame tide]

Kill 6 billion demons

[lyric ivy]

what about kill 7 billion demons

[zinc topaz]

the long awaited sequel

[balmy obsidian]

The sequel is obviously ICON

[tame tide]

Waiting for the first one to actually finish

[lyric ivy]

you joke but unironically tom has said that a lot of icon's design is based on what he didnt like about lancer

[balmy obsidian]

I meant the sequel to K6BD

[limber fossil]

lancer might not be tomorrow 😔

[lyric ivy]

😔

[limber fossil]

GM is sick and one player might not make it

[balmy obsidian]

I also do not have Lancer tomorrow

[lyric ivy]

lancer day after tomorrow

[balmy obsidian]

This is a ploy by the GM to go sleep more

[limber fossil]

no he had food poisoning

[zinc topaz]

i want to just sit here and gush about how much i love tom bloom's art

[balmy obsidian]

Ah damn

[limber fossil]

although he is a sleepy man yes

[zinc topaz]

but that's been done before

by me

[limber fossil]

these boys are all sleepy

[balmy obsidian]

Speedy recovery to him then

Leviathans next saturday. Very excited. Downtime time post act 2 first mission.

[limber fossil]

and i won't be able to make it next next week

[icy dove]

No lancer for me today, people got holidays and I've been going through it besides. Hoping next week works out better.

[limber fossil]

if grandma squad doesn't happen i'm gonna have to do something horrible

write another substack

i was not made for this much writing with no whoring in between

[balmy obsidian]

Also our pilot that has the Rivalry talent on me might be switching it out and i am SO sad about it

Our beautiful catch 22 plays...

[regal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-balatro-may-bridget-guily-gear-gif-9287751116797938567

[balmy obsidian]

Rivalry is a very cool talent and I would take it if my character had any confrontational bone in his body

[willow needle]

lesbon posting

[balmy obsidian]

So many flags

And yet no red one...

[zinc topaz]

does this imply shes playing her own game

[light mist]

she could be playing hollow knight

[balmy obsidian]

She could be playing any game, hell she could be playing elden ring

[lyric ivy]

she could be playing the real team cherry masterpiece

Hungry Knight

[balmy obsidian]

Great now I'm hungry.

[noble ivy]

Good morning Calliope

[zinc topaz]

hiiii juli

[gloomy swan]

where can i find the playtest stuff for act 2?

[noble ivy]

#909574961931362365 you’ll find the latest drafts here in the pinned messages

[gloomy swan]

thanks

[noble ivy]

no one else click that link
Unless you want to be blasted by hyper spoilers

[dire cloud]

I have already been hyper spoiled.

[zinc topaz]

need someone to hyper spoil me

[lyric ivy]

-# hey

[clever cloud]

*buys you a house*

[balmy obsidian]

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY NEED FOR SPEED

[icy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/car-chase-police-chase-action-jumping-daitokai-gif-26254142

[clever cloud]

god, 70s filmmaking was stupid wild

[zinc topaz]

the monkeys paw curls

actually. i cant even think of a way to monkeys paw that

if someone bought me a house it would be an immediate improvement i think

[shell bison]

hey calliope, want to see some photoshop skills?

[limber fossil]

house is transphobic

[clever cloud]

It's a terrible terrible HOA

[lyric ivy]

the monkey's paw curls: its illegal to own human beings such as Dr Gregory House and you get arrested

[icy dove]

Its a fixer upper with a bad case of black mold, leaky roof, and a bad foundation that causes it to sink into the ground slowly.

[icy dove]

Yeahhhhh, there's a reason practical effects fell outta style. It's because they can be stupidly dangerous.

Why risk injuries when you can cgi in an explosion

[noble ivy]

Charlotte’s canonically from San Diego CAlliope

[tame tide]

-# Uppies?

[lyric ivy]

me and who

[limber fossil]

me

i'll give uppies

[tame tide]

How tall r U Cat?

[limber fossil]

i can lift at least 200 pounds anyway

[lyric ivy]

just under 170cm

[limber fossil]

oh you're more than a foot shorter than me huh angel

[lyric ivy]

ive also just been informed that i am cute what do i do with this information

[noble ivy]

-# 5 foot 9 is tall enough to uppie you?

[tame tide]

I'm 6ft

[limber fossil]

wait i swear i wasn't doing it intentionally this time

[balmy obsidian]

That's a lot of money...

[limber fossil]

i just like using terms

[zinc topaz]

no one can give me uppies ... sigh

maybe bunzi. he looks like he could pick me up

(dreamy sigh)

[lyric ivy]

-# i like being called terms of endearment even unintentionally

[shell bison]

I have unironically hoisted people up taller than you, June

[limber fossil]

how tall are you june

[zinc topaz]

good. when is it my turn

[limber fossil]

oh then you're gonna love me sugar_!_

[zinc topaz]

i'm 6'3"/215lb

[limber fossil]

hmmmm

e really destroyed my muscles

but i think i could still manage that

[noble ivy]

-# a full foot taller than me...

[zinc topaz]

or 190cm/97kg

[limber fossil]

funniest thing E did to me was take me from 6 to 5'11

like a week after i hit 6

[lyric ivy]

😳

[limber fossil]

ugh i really need to flirt with someone IRL

it's been 84 years since the last time...

[shell bison]

I'm working on being able to squat 300 pounds

[zinc topaz]

where do you live again i-i'm sure i can book a flight

[shell bison]

Go stiff like a stick and I'm pretty sure I can squat you

[zinc topaz]

-# oh good lord

[shell bison]

What? I did that to my last gf

wait

I think I said something unintentionally here

[zinc topaz]

i mean. if you're offering

[shell bison]

Well I can't bench press you so it's not that impressive

[limber fossil]

lmao

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[limber fossil]

i'm honestly half tempted to go gymming when i'm back on E

but i fear i'm too much of a pilates/yoga girl

[zinc topaz]

i want to try yoga

im very inflexible

[limber fossil]

oh it's so good

really good for your mental health as well

[willow needle]

damn im like 169cm/75kg
i think its like 5'6/165lbs (?

[limber fossil]

and the flexibility it gets you... glorious

[zinc topaz]

this is why i'd start

my back is stiff 24/7 and i have never been able to touch my toes

[limber fossil]

you wouldn't believe how many fun positions it opens up

[zinc topaz]

my doctor recommended i start getting regular deep tissue massages

[limber fossil]

damn, no water spray this time

sad

[zinc topaz]

-# ari

[limber fossil]

-# we doing whispers now_?_ hot

[zinc topaz]

-# ARI

[willow needle]

dude i have something with flexibility thats so funny, im way too flexible. i can bend my elbows the wrong way a lot and overall flex my spine backwards, and i dont really train flexibility, was just born with that thing ig

[limber fossil]

oh do you have hyperflexibility

[willow needle]

maybe? i dont know

[limber fossil]

it might be worth getting that checked out

just to be on the safe side of things

[willow needle]

if its something you get diagnosed, it never became a problem for a doctor to tell me, its just a quirk i use to creep out my friends

[limber fossil]

with all due respect you would not believe what doctors can miss out on.

[willow needle]

oh i know

diagnosed with adhd at 23

[limber fossil]

lmao i was gonna ask if you were AFAB

hospitals when they see a woman "i have no idea what the fuck this is"

[willow needle]

i am but some doctors even missed that one out too (intersex moment, even when being born obviously female, it was still a question mark)

i think i told the story some time ago tho

here!

[limber fossil]

oh that's insane

after my first psych evaluation my psych told me that despite the fact that i was testing positive for ten different disorders my results showed "surprising levels of self-realisation"

[ancient crag]

oh boy I hope there is no spoilers in that link

https://tenor.com/view/cell-dbz-dragon-ball-z-disintegrate-gif-12612240

[limber fossil]

what this means in normal english is ||"holy fuck how have you not killed yourself"||

[balmy obsidian]

Oh are we talking mental health

[lyric ivy]

evidently

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-anime-gif-11253462

[ancient crag]

me who almost clicked the link without thinking

[balmy obsidian]

Am I not allowed to remark upon the current topic?

[limber fossil]

Health in general I think

[balmy obsidian]

I see!

[limber fossil]

yes new pilot.net rule cis men can't speak anymore

[balmy obsidian]

I am actually transmasc

[limber fossil]

oh_!_

you doing anything later tonight /j

[balmy obsidian]

(I am not)

[lyric ivy]

is this fr or

[balmy obsidian]

No

[lyric ivy]

oh okay good

[limber fossil]

nah he's messing

it would be funny if you were

[lyric ivy]

we can still trans him

its less funny if he's already trans

[limber fossil]

thats why i /j'ed

[balmy obsidian]

I would find it funny

I'm pretty sure Juli would collapse under guilt even if I personally would find it funny but

[limber fossil]

i've seen some detransitioners who then choose to identify as trans (their AGAB)

interesting how fun and fluid identities can be

[zinc topaz]

what's that supposed to mean, bigot!?

[lyric ivy]

no it means we can still trans him

id feel horrible calling him a woman if he was transmasc

[balmy obsidian]

I have wondered in the past (like, a month ago or something) if I would have been transmasc if i were born a girl

[dire cloud]

I knew an AFAB trans woman who was raised as a boy by her uncle after her parents died.

[balmy obsidian]

I don't think I would? But it's hard to say

[limber fossil]

wild

[limber fossil]

i've called my transmasc friends girls before it's funny

(transmasc friend refuses to do something)
Me: what are you, a woman_?_ grow a pair_!_"

[balmy obsidian]

(of breasts)

[limber fossil]

no, balls

they're transmasc

[lyric ivy]

me

[zinc topaz]

i probably would still be dysphoric if i were born a girl. it's sorta funny how rapidly i've realized that what makes me dysphoric is having any kind of gender-based expectations applied to me

[balmy obsidian]

Technically those are also a form of balls

[zinc topaz]

i'l--

...

[limber fossil]

i would likely still be enby as AFAB but i guess it would be more along the lines of the stereotypical enby

[steady adder]

very much in the line of 'we are friends so we know each other's real limits so we can safely do bullshit long as that isnt crossed' kind of thing?

[limber fossil]

no i'm just a transphobe

[balmy obsidian]

I used to feel bad about being a guy when i was in middle school and they expected me to want to play football

Now I feel good

[zinc topaz]

the amab enby experience is "you must be gay" and "you must be a closeted trans woman"

[limber fossil]

don't I fucking know it

[balmy obsidian]

you don't?

[limber fossil]

i'm planning to write an article on it by the end of this week

[balmy obsidian]

I thought you did

[limber fossil]

léo once again proving men can't be funny

[balmy obsidian]

I'm giggling to myself and that's all that matters

[zinc topaz]

i need to figure out how to present more androgynously

[lyric ivy]

basedbasedbasedbasedbased

[limber fossil]

like yes, i'm transfemme

i enjoy presenting femme

but i don't really fully align with the idea of a binary woman

[zinc topaz]

i should just put "gender is a stupid game and i decline to participate in it" on a shirt and wear it i say it enough

but

that's how i feel abt it

[balmy obsidian]

it took some adjusting in my brain to dissociate woman and femme to be perfectly honest

[limber fossil]

i joke sometimes that
A) I'm a they/she AFAB in the body of an AMAB
and
B) I'm in a situationship with womanhood

[limber fossil]

oh trust me i still struggle with gender standards and other BS too

[balmy obsidian]

No I mean like

Because of French

The words

[limber fossil]

lmfao

[zinc topaz]

OHHH

an angle i didnt consider

[balmy obsidian]

like in french Femme is the word for woman

[limber fossil]

once again proving Fr*nch is the language of bastards and swineherds

[balmy obsidian]

It's not MY fault the english picked it up

[limber fossil]

the french seeing an englishman for the first time

[balmy obsidian]

Hey fuck you I love the english

[limber fossil]

you should have known the brits would colonise anything

[balmy obsidian]

Though calling me a bastard is technically correct

[limber fossil]

there's a horde of parisians at your door hurling baguettes through your windows

[balmy obsidian]

Still, screw you

You fool I am Parisian

[lyric ivy]

he's part of the horde he is parisian

[zinc topaz]

wouldn't it be more correct to say bâtard

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

But it translates to Bastard so, hey

[zinc topaz]

one of my favorite books of all time takes place in france

and i took 2 years of french in hs

[balmy obsidian]

THAT'S RIGHT I PLAY ON NO ONE'S TEAM BUT MEEEEEEE

[limber fossil]

you dolt that's why i said parisians

[zinc topaz]

that's the full extent of my knowledge on france

oh and something about normans and visigoths

[balmy obsidian]

I like goths

Oh sorry you meant visigoths

[zinc topaz]

i said visigoths

[balmy obsidian]

I need new glasses

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/кот-gif-5259329101070954207

[limber fossil]

i love goths

sharp in all the right places

[lyric ivy]

damn i dont know what those places are, can you teach me (visual learner btw)

[balmy obsidian]

No

[limber fossil]

do any of you expect me to respond to something like this in the negative

[balmy obsidian]

No

[zinc topaz]

i need to learn makeup bad

[lyric ivy]

no

[zinc topaz]

a guy i used to hook up with used to wear corpse paint as a casual look sometimes and it was

so

attractive

[balmy obsidian]

Did it contain metal

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shush-shh-ok-bird-gif-17679708

[limber fossil]

you can tell i was tired and/or medicated because I added the prefix "un"

[balmy obsidian]

Why do you silence me

[balmy obsidian]

It's crossed out

[steady adder]

because i see the joke mile away you bastard

[limber fossil]

you can tell I am tired because i didn't see that

[balmy obsidian]

Ari

You are tired

No wait actually

[limber fossil]

well then I hope you know damn well what you're getting yourself into cupcake_!_

[balmy obsidian]

I am tired

[limber fossil]

WE are tired

[balmy obsidian]

You said I could tell I was tired

So I'm telling you

I am tired

[limber fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/communism-communist-ussr-soviet-union-russia-gif-27657941

you know i'll say it

i don't care for stalin's mustache

[balmy obsidian]

I'll say it too

it

[limber fossil]

i think it should have been bigger

[balmy obsidian]

Heh

[limber fossil]

this white boy is not goated with the sauce

[limber fossil]

i love having my friend do it for me

they treat me like a damn doll it's so cute

[balmy obsidian]

Who says I'm white

It's me I say that

WHO SAYS I'M A BOY

It's me I also say that

[limber fossil]

i've seen them actually get into fights over who gets to do my eyeshadow

[balmy obsidian]

That's hilarious

[zinc topaz]

i asked my ex once what name i look like bc i was like "yea i never liked my name i don't think i look like a ___"

and she was like "you look like an aubrey"

and i liked that name until i realized that's fucking drake's name

[balmy obsidian]

Aubrey is a name that fucks me up

[limber fossil]

with all due respect who really gives a shit

i think aubrey is a cute name

[limber fossil]

incredibly pasty mayo white

but also cute

[balmy obsidian]

Because I have a friend who was called Audrey and everytime I Read the word Aub-

Hi Tachyon

-the word Aubrey in my head it sounds like someone is deliberately replacing the d with a 🅱️ for the joke

Au🅱️rey

[limber fossil]

aubrey is one of those names where I think i would be incredibly surprised if the person attached to it wasn't white

[zinc topaz]

true

[balmy obsidian]

There was one time where I was utterly flabberghasted by a name

Someone called Freja

[zinc topaz]

and then i went and named myself after a resident evil character and a castlevania character

[balmy obsidian]

What do you think when I say Freja

[zinc topaz]

that's my cat's name

[balmy obsidian]

Lovely name

[zinc topaz]

freyja is

[balmy obsidian]

Still lovely

But I definitely did not expect mid 30s black man

[limber fossil]

my friend is friends with a Freya and a Freja

[limber fossil]

someone who likely has nordic roots i guess

[balmy obsidian]

Also what I expected, but no

[regal comet]

where is the piracy in the crime section

also hearing her on a Dispatch would be so sweet

[zinc topaz]

starting to think i also have a high charisma low wisdom build

also why did one of my customers just invite me to go golfing with him

on thanksgiving

what

we were talking about how i'm at work and i was like "yea dude no plans except for going home and sitting on my couch enjoying not being here hahaha" and he goes "man you're always so cool, you golf at all? if you don't have plans me and my kids are gonna hit the course in a few hours"

and i was like ?? why the gas station guy?

[limber fossil]

that sounds fun(?)

[zinc topaz]

-# it probably would be but i suck so bad at golf

[balmy obsidian]

bleh, golf

[zinc topaz]

i'm also sort of ideologically opposed to golf existing

but

that's secondary

[tame tide]

Incorrect

Golf exists because middle aged white men are too much of pussy's to ask eachother to go on walks

[zinc topaz]

-# it's a fuckin waste of land and space and water for a synthetic landscape that exists for rich people to play the most BORING game ever

and you arent allowed to step foot on it if you aren't a member of their $100,000 membership fee annual club

hello??

[clever cloud]

it's highly classist bullshit

[shell bison]

imagine the voice acting interactions

[limber fossil]

mini golf is cute

i have golfed before and it's like.. okay

i once had to flirt with this golfer to get my girls free donuts on one of their birthdays

[regal comet]

Charlie having a convo exclusively in spanish with Coupe only for Robert to chime in in spanish would be hilarious

[limber fossil]

the worst part was that he was a star wars fan.

(okay I didn't have to but I was the only one there without a birthday gift and I'll be damned if i'm gonna get showed up like that)

(and they were really good donuts)

[clever cloud]

mini golf fucks

[limber fossil]

anyway i learnt an important lesson and it's that no golfer deserves rights

but goddamn is it easy to part a perv and his wallet

[zinc topaz]

teach me your ways please

[shell bison]

SCOOB

[regal comet]

She brings a plasma globe as her lamp

[limber fossil]

Didn’t know my name was mini golf

[limber fossil]

Are you willing to give up every last shred of so-called dignity

[zinc topaz]

-# i'll do what i must

[limber fossil]

No honey, if you follow my advice, you’ll just do who you love 💋

No but tbh it’s really easy if you know how to pick your targets

And also how much you can let yourself get away with before your self respect finally wins over

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-gif-8600423499335530847

[zinc topaz]

i'm scared of making people uncomfortable :<

[balmy obsidian]

Just give them a cushion

A comfortable cushion

[limber fossil]

Oh flirting with people you actually like is a different ball game

It’s definitely a lot more context dependant

If I’m being quite honest I’m more of a flirtee than a flirter in practice

I’ll always socialise with people but if someone’s flirting with me it always seems like I’m the last person to know aha

Tbf it doesn’t help that I am a very flirty vibe in general

[zinc topaz]

i need to have a flirtier vibe

[limber fossil]

and the minidresses are even more hopeless

[balmy obsidian]

You? A Flirty vibe??

[limber fossil]

Well I can always recommend other brands-

[balmy obsidian]

I am shocked

[zinc topaz]

i'm too much of a fuckin sub to assert myself in that way

[balmy obsidian]

Aghast even

[zinc topaz]

i can't impose myself i think

[limber fossil]

Oh no I can tell /lh

It’s fine just exist vaguely around a domme

Eventually one will pick up on your hopeless yet attractive aura /lh

[shell bison]

I think Flambe is afghani

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-12-emoji12-cat-stare-stare-cat-uhh-gif-9567425571520721039

What is going on in here

[regal comet]

ye he's from Herat

[zinc topaz]

is this true

i just have to exude a pathetic aura

[west phoenix]

Prey

[zinc topaz]

i typed "need me a pr...

[limber fossil]

Depends on the place but yeah

[balmy obsidian]

Man

[limber fossil]

yeah we know what you are

[balmy obsidian]

I can't read "is this true" without mentally appending "grok" in front of it

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

[balmy obsidian]

Do you really

[limber fossil]

But like I mostly lean domme so idrk how subs work

[limber fossil]

Yes

[shell bison]

Imagine her powers tho

[limber fossil]

Or well.. vers*?* idk. Labels are for nerds

[west phoenix]

In my experience you just need to bully and tease them ig

[limber fossil]

that’s just the brat playbook

[regal comet]

Oh I can, is the teleport only for herself or can she port other things with her?

Also thinking about Morgana becoming a Dispatch Hero and just, becoming the Therapist for these people because she has the knowhow and the strenth to stop them from going wild

[limber fossil]

Remind me isn’t there a teleport bond power

[balmy obsidian]

Slip from Harlequin, yes

I have it it's a lot of fun

[regal comet]

that's where it comes from yeh

[limber fossil]

I do wish bond powers had a little more narrative clarity, or at least explanations/justifications for their effects

[lyric ivy]

hey June what kind of aura do i exude

[balmy obsidian]

I find it very funny that this one isn't

[shell bison]

Solo teleport

[west phoenix]

"aura"? You need to take a shower

I can smell you from here

[limber fossil]

It’s kinda weird to go from “you help others with their actions” to “you ask God for answers”

I could never do couple showers

The shower is my personal space only

[west phoenix]

They're mid

[clever cloud]

reading through Blades, what we see in KTB is sooo little of the game system it sorta just falls apart

[limber fossil]

Is Blades BitD

[clever cloud]

the point of powers in Blades is to be like "well actually GM, i prepped some bullshit offscreen so i win"

[limber fossil]

Right*?* like girl we already did it I wanna be clean

[zinc topaz]

sub

[limber fossil]

And also then there’s the whole thing of like

Water temperatures

[lyric ivy]

bitch im clean as fuck

people tell me i smell good

i actually love that as a compliment though

[zinc topaz]

showers are fun as a couple until you actually have to shower

[lyric ivy]

ehe

[zinc topaz]

and then you realize this is stupid

[limber fossil]

I bet you do cherrypie

[zinc topaz]

we just wanted to do this to be nude next to each other

[lyric ivy]

ari you're definitely doing this on purpose to fluster me and its working

[limber fossil]

Also like, ew. Bathroom

Why would you do that there

[zinc topaz]

ari where do you get these nicknames

does this just come with experience

[balmy obsidian]

Language

Or just looking at objects nearby

[west phoenix]

Its called having rizz

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

Take notes

[zinc topaz]

if someone called me cherry pie i would go into cardiac arrest

[balmy obsidian]

Hello my little
squints
ibuprofen

[zinc topaz]

guns ammo or something

[west phoenix]

You be profen???

[balmy obsidian]

SHUT UP

I KILL YOU

[lyric ivy]

hello my litlle m1911a1

[limber fossil]

Why, carina, are you accusing me of wanting to see you go red*?* the very accusation shocks me so*!*

-# Not my fault that I see a darling in need of a little worship and do my part*!*

[lyric ivy]

dtjgfhcyg

[balmy obsidian]

Ok, Ari

I need you to explain to me what carina means

[limber fossil]

The first note is that you don’t ever call it that

[lyric ivy]

it means cute

[balmy obsidian]

Because right now i am picturing a Cars character and I need it to go away

[limber fossil]

It’s latin for beloved

[balmy obsidian]

Ok thank you

[lyric ivy]

oh i was reading it in italian but yeah thats better

[balmy obsidian]

Much better mental image

[west phoenix]

I'm on note -10

[limber fossil]

Cherry pie, some secrets are all the better when they’re mine alone*!*

But yeah I’m great at names and nicknames

[balmy obsidian]

I think they just have a recipe book on a table nearby

[west phoenix]

[limber fossil]

I mean duh. My name is Natalia Dolores Arimedea

That’s an awesome name

[west phoenix]

I'll be back later idk what is going on

[balmy obsidian]

No come back :(

[lyric ivy]

fuck yeah it is

[limber fossil]

I am making a rosebush out of these bottoms with how red they’re turning

[lyric ivy]

hey im a switch

(nintendo)

[limber fossil]

and yet switches go down too don’t they mariposa

[balmy obsidian]

I have to resist making jokes

Hello Ada how do you do

[limber fossil]

Don’t worry nothing you say could make me laugh

[lyric ivy]

yeah bc men arent funny

[balmy obsidian]

I'm not worried about making anyone laugh but myself

[zinc topaz]

that is a tremendous name

[thorn hinge]

bunzi's complement yesterday stuck in my head and gave me the confidence to do this

[zinc topaz]

do you make people say the whole thing when they address you

[thorn hinge]

that is a lovely name, and quite awesome

[balmy obsidian]

It would just feel redundant to me

[lyric ivy]

HELL YEAH ADA VOICE!!!

[limber fossil]

As a little kindness and a show of my noble humility I usually only introduce myself by one or the other

My most used name is Arimedea, or Ari for short

But I love Arimedea

It’s a name that’s very important to me

[zinc topaz]

i think as time goes on i am liking june on me more than leon but i mean. i think both fit better than my bum ass birth name

[thorn hinge]

also this exact thing happened to me

last time I went to the doctor they measured 5'10" even

[balmy obsidian]

One of my names is Hannibal and I used to hate it but now I find it funny

[limber fossil]

Well If we play our cards right I’m sure a lot of the same exact things can happen to us won’t they baby*?*

that is pretty funny

[lyric ivy]

my deadname sucks ass

[limber fossil]

Cute.

[thorn hinge]

Easily, I'm very happy to reciprocate

[limber fossil]

See, this is how you flirt you bottoms you

[zinc topaz]

my parents gifted me with two founding father names and my family name is horrible

[limber fossil]

My “first” name, Natalia, is sort of derived from my birth name

[zinc topaz]

see the thing is i think i need permission

[limber fossil]

And also because it reminds me of christmas

[lyric ivy]

i am as dense as a brick when it comes to flirting

june knows this

[balmy obsidian]

Earliest I can think of actually being happy of having it as a name was on some kind of "civic duty day" or whatever where the girl next to me called out to me and asked "Hey, why Hannibal?" and it took me a full ten seconds to process what she was even talking about

[limber fossil]

Arimedea comes from a pet name my dad used to call me that I feminised a bit

Dolores is a more recent name

I just like being called Lola and i think the meaning is very fitting

[zinc topaz]

dolores is really pretty

[lyric ivy]

the only thing with my name (which i have a beautiful first name ofc) is that my initials are very unfortunate

[lyric ivy]

aw thats cute

[zinc topaz]

some of my favorite names are Miriam, Leah, and Vivian

names i'd call a hypothetical future daughter

[limber fossil]

My dad’s reaction to me being trans was so unexpected for me

I was just standing there absolutely terrified

And then he looks up from the video I showed him and asks “do you always wear such short dresses*?*”

If that isn’t the most dad response ever-

[lyric ivy]

okay thats kind of funny though

[thorn hinge]

aww

[limber fossil]

Oh yeah it’s fucking hilarious

And like, what a read

[limber fossil]

I will say that when it does happen I get too distracted by how gorgeous it sounds

Like it rolls off the tongue so well

This is why you can never call me by my name if you’re mad at me

Because i’ll be too busy thinking “god… my name’s so hot”

[lyric ivy]

you know what else is hot

(not leo)

[balmy obsidian]

the sun

hey

[lyric ivy]

:)

[balmy obsidian]

I know you all hate men but come on

[limber fossil]

Me when I get to see you*?*

lord I need to stop

[lyric ivy]

no, you do not

i like being flattered

june apparently says im cute but i dont believe them

[thorn hinge]

apologies if my pronunciation is off

[limber fossil]

that’s actually pretty transphobic of you smh

[lyric ivy]

WHAT

[limber fossil]

The emphasis on DO-lores is p funny

[thorn hinge]

do you do more of a dolor-ess?

[limber fossil]

Wait how do i send voice notes on discord

[thorn hinge]

I think there's a way on mobile but I'm using audacity and editing these before saving and uploading as files

[lyric ivy]

i think voice notes are disabled in this server

you need to send a file

[limber fossil]

Ohhhh

[thorn hinge]

My full name is Ada Rosemary Clark

if you're looking for something to say

[balmy obsidian]

I am very much not doing that
Everyone's ears would bleed out

Everyone can just imagine an annoying french voice that's most likely what I sound like

[lyric ivy]

well at least one person here thinks parisian voices are hot so

[balmy obsidian]

Neh

[thorn hinge]

I misread that a "partisan" and thought "yeah of course, resistance is hot as fuck" but yeah that still works.

[tame tide]

Equips hyperdense armour

Now I'm hot as fuck to targets beyond range 3

[limber fossil]

Okay I think I figured it out*?*

[limber fossil]

Ooh now I am

[lyric ivy]

o bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao

[lyric ivy]

you have a nice laugh

[limber fossil]

that’s because it’s fake I was trying very hard not to squeal

Can’t be doxxed on discord if you just doxx yourself first yk

[west phoenix]

damn i see nothing has changed in the last half hour

[balmy obsidian]

Something did change, there are audio files being sent now

[west phoenix]

so it got worse

[thorn hinge]

well, my face is significantly more red, that's a change

[limber fossil]

That’s 1-0 on the scoreboard

[thorn hinge]

Ari your voice is gorgeous I am absolutely smitten what the hell

I blushed on that first little gasp on your first recording I was NOT READY for the second recording

[lyric ivy]

i absolutely despise my own voice but Al says its fine so i dont know what to think now

[west phoenix]

i wish we had a #ingoldenflame(flirting) chat

[light mist]

are we doing voice reveals today 👀

[limber fossil]

But of course, my favourite part of games like these is that no matter who’s losing, in the end everybody wins ;)

[limber fossil]

Oh I know*!*

[lyric ivy]

apparently!!!

[tame tide]

:>

[west phoenix]

i'll be the judge of that cat

and also your voice

[limber fossil]

Years of professional singing and voice acting on the side do that to ya

[lyric ivy]

huh????

[limber fossil]

But not little ol’ me*?* heart broken

[tame tide]

I'm gonna PEBCAC a fucker

[west phoenix]

ari i'mma be real i am not going to engage with this at all

[lyric ivy]

pebcac me so i have to mute myself (i cant talk when im jammed)

[limber fossil]

I find it hard to believe I could despise any bit of you dearest

[balmy obsidian]

hold on

[limber fossil]

Totes fairs

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242

[limber fossil]

Speaking of I am gonna conk off

[west phoenix]

this has been me for like the last hour

[limber fossil]

Need to get up early for yoga

[lyric ivy]

bottom text

[limber fossil]

Yes that’s what you’ve been doing for the past hour

[lyric ivy]

LMAO

[lyric ivy]

goodnight!!!

[thorn hinge]

sweet dreams, Arimedea~

[light mist]

i'm tempted to post a voice clip but i have no idea what silly one liner to say
also idk if i'm enough of a regular for anyone to rly care :P

[west phoenix]

we do care you are poggers

[thorn hinge]

I'd love to hear it :3

[light mist]

aw thanks :3

[thorn hinge]

You could always read off one of the lines in the book, a muse chat bit, NPC quote, something like that

[light mist]

wait that's actually such a good idea

[west phoenix]

read the AM hate monologue

[west phoenix]

on god????

this has to be a bit

[balmy obsidian]

Nah I'm pulling your leg

[light mist]

french jumpscare

[west phoenix]

i knew it

[balmy obsidian]

That's not me, not even close

[west phoenix]

the quality of the mic was too good

[light mist]

ok gimme a sec

[west phoenix]

i would believe you would sound like that idk why

[west phoenix]

WAIT I WAS JOKING

[balmy obsidian]

I do not

[noble ivy]

damn... I thought id hear leo yapping

[balmy obsidian]

:)

[noble ivy]

(you don't have to reveal jack shit to us, Leo)

[thorn hinge]

aw, you got my hopes up and everything Leo

[balmy obsidian]

If we end up in the same voice chat one day

[west phoenix]

glasses reveal

[limber fossil]

Is this the fucking french language audio tests

[balmy obsidian]

No

[limber fossil]

It sounds like the exact same guy

Okay this time I’m conking off for real the double ping distracted me

[tame tide]

Damn, Leo sounds like an MP3 file

[noble ivy]

MPThreeo

[balmy obsidian]

It's from a french Va called Vincent Bonnasseau

[lyric ivy]

i bet leo has a way higher voice

[west phoenix]

squeaky leo

[balmy obsidian]

No way in hell does my voice sound that deep

i hate HATE that my sense of humor is broken to the point that one note sends my sides in orbit

oh hey Gray's here

They can confirm I sound annoying

[lyric ivy]

this is real

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[west phoenix]

meow voice reveal

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[balmy obsidian]

damn really? I imagined something like that instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MIj0Bq5RzU

[west phoenix]

no i am loud

[balmy obsidian]

it is loud just turn the volume up

[west phoenix]

i go from monotone to loud depending on my excitement levels

okay i am annoying*

[balmy obsidian]

noh

[noble ivy]

Juli voice reveal:

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/headpats-kitty-cute-cute-cat-love-gif-8275066733945283508

[balmy obsidian]

I thought you were a bat

betrayed

Ari go to bed

[limber fossil]

Okay I swear I’ll sleep for real but I think this one is really funny

[thorn hinge]

They just couldn't stay away

[limber fossil]

Not a she*!*

[thorn hinge]

?AHGH

[balmy obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566317602834743296/1371394582385922088/cooltext482351842164093.gif

[lyric ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566317602834743296/1371394582385922088/cooltext482351842164093.gif

[thorn hinge]

so sorry :<

[balmy obsidian]

BIGOT

[thorn hinge]

this is funny as fuck tho

[balmy obsidian]

Now Imagining a robot doing the hand movements with the nails out

help

Why am I imagining a robot this is not the hate monologue

I think I'm tired

[steady adder]

Incredibly good but my brain is lost to Avantris brainrot so i was immediately reminded of Chuckles doing the Dune fear speech 😔

[limber fossil]

Did it based off this post a friend sent me

[west phoenix]

AM if he slayed

[balmy obsidian]

YES

[limber fossil]

Let me tell you how much I slay

[west phoenix]

not high pitched enough

never for ME to be cunty

never for ME to pop my pussy

[balmy obsidian]

[limber fossil]

You’re good, a lot of people generally confuse me for a woman

[light mist]

excuse the shitty mic i did not bring my good one to my parents house :P

[limber fossil]

It doesn’t help that I use her as a pronoun too lol

I just think it slays

[lyric ivy]

you have such a clean voice though

its like, ideal voice

[west phoenix]

idk why i was not expecting this voice

its really funny with this monologue

[zinc topaz]

Slay. Let me tell you how much I've come to slay

[thorn hinge]

Cute and very well done.

[balmy obsidian]

Is it bad if I'm picturing you as 4 feet tall now i'm sorry

[light mist]

oh my god
i'm 5'3'' so close enough

[west phoenix]

miniscule

[light mist]

also weirdly enough i feel like this clip does not rly reflect how i normally talk, i think i usually have a much looser tone

just had to bring the hater energy for the AM monologue

[balmy obsidian]

Like I'm imagining the tiniest person doing the hate monolgue surrounded by three 6+ feet tall people going "daw, sure you do"

[light mist]

mannnnnn 🥴

[west phoenix]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 🥴

[zinc topaz]

my discord is bugged

[light mist]

i guess even when i'm trying to be intimidating i exude baby aura

[balmy obsidian]

I'm sorry

[zinc topaz]

redox's "hate.ogg" is ada saying ari's name

[balmy obsidian]

Thanks, discord

[light mist]

i'm actually ada's alt
gotcha

[zinc topaz]

i'll do a voice reveal someday

i'm at safeway rn though so

[west phoenix]

yeah, next tuesday

chewsday

[steady adder]

Aisaan's excistence within Leviathans

[zinc topaz]

truesday

[balmy obsidian]

fish n chips

[zinc topaz]

for YOU guys

[lyric ivy]

innit

[balmy obsidian]

fuck it's true

union's angriest tiniest android soldier

And also Quil's there

[west phoenix]

serenity @ primo

[balmy obsidian]

Why is quil 5'3" it's fucked up

[west phoenix]

[thorn hinge]

oh god another one

[balmy obsidian]

This man should be 6'8" by birthright

[thorn hinge]

this is so fucking funny though

I'm sorry redox I can record me saying your name if you'd like~

[light mist]

see i want to take you up on that but i also don't rly want to do a name reveal lol

[west phoenix]

ada i want you to meow for 15 minutes

no breaks

[thorn hinge]

no

[west phoenix]

HAHA

[balmy obsidian]

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

[thorn hinge]

I'm not sharing my warmup routine, the whole point of a warmup routine is to get ready to record

[noble ivy]

waow, another person as short as me...

[light mist]

short asian girls gotta stick together 😤

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-toss-bye-gif-4963915

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-handshake-deal-agree-gif-7134721403924803840

[zinc topaz]

i think leon june is a nice enough name as it is without a middle name but i also feel like i should give myself one

[light mist]

wait guys this is like mega cringe but also very funny
do u wanna hear my voice training montage :P

[thorn hinge]

I would be interested, yet

[balmy obsidian]

... I had a moment

"Oh voice training? What for? Are you a voice actor?"

<- dumb stupid

[noble ivy]

Leo's havinng a moment...

[light mist]

everything is over the course of about 1-2 months except for the last clip which is like a year after the first clip

[west phoenix]

wait i like this version better

[thorn hinge]

woah

[balmy obsidian]

holy fuck

[west phoenix]

what the fuck???

shout out to those who can do voice training i gave up after a week

that shit sucks

[light mist]

wait no i wanted to post this to inspire other ppl :(

[lyric ivy]

yeah but. is it statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode

[thorn hinge]

Goddamn redox that's incredible, you put a ton of work into that!

[lyric ivy]

also good fucking job girlie

[light mist]

hmmm, i don't think so

[thorn hinge]

seriously

[west phoenix]

oh i don't really care about doing voice training its no issue

[noble ivy]

Goddamn girl, you sound amazing!

[light mist]

ah fair enough

[west phoenix]

my problems with my voice aren't how fem it sounds :p i've yet to find voice training that fits what i want

[light mist]

thanks y'all, my voice is something i'm very proud of :D

[zinc topaz]

hOLY SHIT

[west phoenix]

i've been leaning more enby recently (also because it makes my life easier)

like yeeaaahhhh whatever i'm just a fuckin cat

[thorn hinge]

that progress is incredible, you should be proud!

[lyric ivy]

allegedly i have an adrogynous voice already so hopefully with some voice training i can sound like a woman

[zinc topaz]

ok

sorry

first of all WOW IMPRESSIVE

[noble ivy]

you're my favorite fuckin cat, ya know

[zinc topaz]

second of all pardon me for being crass but your voice is SO HOT OMFG

[balmy obsidian]

"your favorite what cat"

[light mist]

anything is possible with enough practice 😌

[west phoenix]

sorry for your lose

[lyric ivy]

do NOT the cat except me

[west phoenix]

no she can the cat

[noble ivy]

where is this conversation going

[lyric ivy]

sex

[west phoenix]

no worse than it was earlier

[balmy obsidian]

Oh, you know... places...

[zinc topaz]

i have considered voice training

[lyric ivy]

wheres the image of the doge with the word sex

[zinc topaz]

but idk

[robust plank]

hihi lesbjans !

[zinc topaz]

my voice is irritating to me

[west phoenix]

half the time this chat feels like haha SEX hahahaaaaa

[balmy obsidian]

yeah...

[robust plank]

sesbian lex chat

[thorn hinge]

Hello Lamp

[light mist]

1000% recommend it is a lot of effort but it is so worth
i mean i'm biased, vocal dysphoria was like a major major part of my pre-transition dysphoria

[zinc topaz]

i just wish i had a wider vocal range

[west phoenix]

i'm just in a sour mood today i want to fight god and all of you simultaneously in a dennys parking lot

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gif-10788764825668217880

[west phoenix]

100 people vs one meow