In Golden Flame

[regal comet]

so we are inviting people to a birthday party SO-

Mcarthur was invited : )

[ancient crag]

AYEEEEEE thats so good

[limber fossil]

Banger

[minor orchid]

NO WAY MC ARTHUR IN A DRESS?!

[shell bison]

It's not a date™

[minor orchid]

Holy-

also

I guess... kissing(?)

[willow needle]

KISSING WOMENENNNNN

[minor orchid]

womenen

[noble ivy]

One Yuri-illion dollars to the winning design

[zinc topaz]

yuri... lion?

https://tenor.com/view/affection-savage-kingdom-love-animal-love-licking-the-ear-gif-18625554

[limber fossil]

well, it does involve pussy

[willow needle]

lancer day is a good day

[normal root]

Good morning Calliope

[minor orchid]

Lancer so far:
-Evan is now the IT Guy
-Quincy is now an Art Snob
-They left... a pendrive with a powerpoint presentation on food for the NHP to "eat" (she can't, but it was funny)

[dire cloud]

Speaking of which, I think I've talked before about how Betty can always pull out a chocolate bar, right?

[minor orchid]

Comically convenient chocolate bar

[dire cloud]

Yeah, she's got the "The Good Stuff" power from the Celebrant, and that's how it manifests.

[willow needle]

yea

[dire cloud]

Anyway, after Chapter 4 ||she tried giving someone in TRIPLE-POINT's simulation a chocolate bar, and then picked it up as the sim was collapsing||, she could now make digital chocolate bars and give them to NHPs. She pushed one through the screen for Shelly when Jerry called, and Shelly went absolutely feral then looked embarrassed afterwards.

And Jerry was like "?????"

[regal comet]

Morgana dressed up

[shell bison]

Her NHP buddy with her

fluffed up bnu

[willow needle]

bubnyn

[junior sky]

Obsessed with this

[cerulean valve]

Today on bottom lancer

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-explosion-gif-11727722578372405571

[noble ivy]

lancer for bottoms(??????)

[west phoenix]

or as i like to call it, lancer

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

-# more like bottom of the food chain

[normal root]

random thought when I really should be doing work- I was already planning on getting dispatch, but I should do it before i start IGF so I can properly do Jerry's vibe

[noble ivy]

-# Robert Robertson is not sad or pathetic enough to match Jerry's vibe

[west phoenix]

he's a chad

chad jerry

[shell bison]

JErry is an anxiety possum support animal

[noble ivy]

Jerry is like if you combined Robert's competency and emotional intelligence with waterboy's.... general being, lets call it
-# no I'm not projecting, shut up

[minor orchid]

FLUFFY BNUUUU

[minor orchid]

the bun said cock

[regal comet]

he knows every slur

[minor orchid]

Robert's expertise and waterboy's feelin'

||https://tenor.com/view/mecha-man-mecha-man-dispatch-dispatch-mecha-man-robert-robertson-robert-robertson-dispatch-gif-5686584763038151473||

[noble ivy]

is that gif a spoiler?

[minor orchid]

-# oops my fucking bad-

[west phoenix]

who is what dispatch character in your igf game

[noble ivy]

Invisigal is your avarage SRT member

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-invisigal-robert-invisibitch-gif-5208364732044998294

[west phoenix]

in my game
kyle- robert
august- sonar
elizabeth- malevola
primo- prism
serenity- ???

[shell bison]

@noble ivy

[west phoenix]

2nd ultra this fight btw

[noble ivy]

-# of fucking course that's the token wren uses for me

also, Joyous is a template??!?

[minor orchid]

the whole Z team

is your average SRT

[west phoenix]

thats what a horror witch is

[noble ivy]

In my game, my players are like... four punch ups, a golem, and a flambe/punch up hybrid...

[last leaf]

what else would a horror be

[noble ivy]

the scariest fucking thing to ever see on the turn tracker

[thorn hinge]

What up calliope my phone screen finially reached unusably broken hope you're all having a better day than that

[balmy obsidian]

YOU ARE

MOST

WELCOME

[zinc topaz]

Who is "you wouldn't download a crab?"

[last leaf]

they peruse seafood boards

[west phoenix]

"i'm about to make juli past tense"

[noble ivy]

the #Fishblr tag still lives on in 5016u

[minor orchid]

You are right

I would download at least one for each of my friens

[west phoenix]

hl headcrab

[west phoenix]

me when i get you

[regal comet]

by the flame what the fuck is that

[last leaf]

well known crustacean revolutionary and hottie, fidel crabstro

[shell bison]

CEASE

[noble ivy]

Did Impact Dynamics try to assassinate him with milk?

[last leaf]

that's what Union is actually doing in the system

juli you almost managed to friendly fire kill a player with predatory logic

[west phoenix]

bro was exposed with 6HP, 1 structure

[clever cloud]

kudos for making it to 1 structure

[vast zealot]

I am playing with manticore systems this was inevitable

[clever cloud]

whoa snake eyes be upon ye

[last leaf]

Juli you managed to escape the SRT's crabhungry clutches

[west phoenix]

bro had 17 e defense and like 14 evasion

not much we were gonna do

[last leaf]

13 evasion and +1 diff to attack

the juli was a joyous horror indeed

[noble ivy]

So my avatar still draws breath in that timeline

good...

[west phoenix]

at some point we were just like nah just survive we can't do anything about it lmao

[last leaf]

if you ever want them to do something just DM me.

[normal root]

https://tenor.com/view/httyd-you-just-gestured-to-all-of-me-hiccup-stoick-you-need-to-stop-all-this-gif-3248863351219910824

[west phoenix]

i don't wanna fight it again...

[clever cloud]

wait until they kill you in my timeline

[west phoenix]

this combat makes me realize how good scorpion is, i can't believe i was talked out of using it

i would have jammed half the opfor

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-studio-trigger-marcille-donato-disbelief-gif-6163529742425774907

the one Juli'ed in golden flame

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/waterboy-dispatch-gif-13959921114810492216

[lyric ivy]

ONE OF MY PLAYERS FUCKED GABRIEL????

[west phoenix]

YESSSS

MY KING

[clever cloud]

eyo?!??!

[noble ivy]

||Evil Twink Conquered||

[vast zealot]

crab combat is over!
somehow I made it through two rounds with 6hp and 1 structure
Dr. Lester Mordock almost escapes with his caridoid escape reaction (preprepared shuttle), but his evil plans are successfully foiled by a bnuy in a sunzi

-# the Ultra Joyous Juli will return...

[noble ivy]

[west phoenix]

archie held the shuttle like captain america with the helicopter so char could teleport him

[clever cloud]

grapple gorgon

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-civil-war-steve-rogers-helicopter-hold-wont-let-go-gif-4862165

stabbed the bottom of it on take off and pulled it down

[lyric ivy]

courtesy of @tall garden

[tall garden]

:3

[shell bison]

oh my god

[lyric ivy]

JULI WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[balmy obsidian]

It means trans allegory

[noble ivy]

how should I know?

[balmy obsidian]

It seemed pretty clear to me

[tall garden]

i do need to add, this scene ended with gabrielle limping out of my hospital room

[crude granite]

hospital bed sex

[clever cloud]

why he limping out of the hospital?! This is subpar care

[tall garden]

nono, you misunderstand , he took me to the hopsital

[clever cloud]

aaaaa i misread

[lyric ivy]

the pc was bleeding out after he leaped at an animatronic in (ch2) ||Deepest Fairyland||

[tall garden]

YEAH EXCEPT I WON

I'm quite literally playing a don quixote joke from the KTB so it was perfect

[noble ivy]

-# don quixote??!? from...

[lyric ivy]

SHE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT LIMBUS LMAO

[noble ivy]

neither do I

[shell bison]

vro literally went kratos on a mech and got a twink to smash in a hospital room because of it

[cerulean valve]

Caerbannog is in range of you

[shell bison]

Char, throwing one blink charge and changing the entire opfor position

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-samson-venturebros-go-ahead-try-to-gif-14270823

[steady adder]

"You don't have a protagonist plot armor, its the eggshell." something like that by Sam's player when Leo keeps not being punished

[west phoenix]

archie being teleported in front of the priest

[hearty whale]

I have nothing but boyfailure the last two combats 😔

[balmy obsidian]

I have a hidden trait that says "If you're exposed, no attacks can hit you anymore"

[west phoenix]

^ art this session avoiding getting hit with grimmr's heavy melee while exposed

he did take 16 damage from an assault's knife

[lyric ivy]

aaaand session over

yes, he fucked the twink

he may fuck another

god im actually feeling great about that one

hope the players had as much fun as i did in space vegas

next session is (early ch2) ||investigation time!||

[west phoenix]

gilf

gabriel i'd like to f||riend||

he is pookie bear

[lyric ivy]

@tall garden this you?

i was like "god he's pretty" and the response was "I'm fucking the twink"

[upbeat hemlock]

My players made a version of the Spongebob Squarepants song for him

[tall garden]

I have no regrets

[upbeat hemlock]

spoilers, kind of, for a little bit of Gabriel Sparrow backstory:

||Whoooooo
lives in a station in Call-i-o-pee?
Trust Fund Fem Boy!

Genetically designed to be pretty?
Trust Fund Fem Boy!||

[tall garden]

I think I did a great fucking job RPing the flirting. @lyric ivy

[noble ivy]

-# holy fuck, I forgot about the trust fund fem boy bit from your games...

[upbeat hemlock]

I adore how it came up

I ask The One Horny Player what they want to do on the icebreaker.

Answer: "A trust fund fem boy"

I look at the NPC list and go

"...I can do that"

[thorn hinge]

wait WHAT HANG ON

[noble ivy]

[GM level spoilers] ||I like how the song can sorta describe Loki as well||

Hi ada

[thorn hinge]

I got distracted and missed gabriel getting destroyedd???

[thorn hinge]

Hi~

hold up lemme summon him real quick (I don't think he's actually online tho)

[upbeat hemlock]

seems like @tall garden did the destroying, I'm just taking the opportunity to re-share my players' stupid song :p

[thorn hinge]

@shell solstice

[noble ivy]

Gabri-IRL is being summoned...

[thorn hinge]

theres a SONG???

[thorn hinge]

sd,fjhbadlsjhvalvhkjdasljkhvdalkjdavh

[noble ivy]

[Gabriel backstory spoilers]
||If Karakin nonsense be something you wish||
Trust Fund Fem Boy!

[Insert 4th verse in this fuck ass song]
Trust Fund Fem Boy!

[shell bison]

MONKEY WRENCH MENTIONED

PEAK

PEAK

[upbeat hemlock]

completely unrelated:

I've been toying with making a, like, short interlude adventure set in Calliope where you play pirates stealing a shipment of hot sauce.

I realized last night I should call it On Burning Wings

[west phoenix]

i will never forget

i don't know any other way to describe him it makes me laugh so much dude

[noble ivy]

Evil/Devious/Nefarious Twink is stuck in my mind since that's how that's what my players blurted out the moment they saw him

-# or any other masculine character really...

[west phoenix]

we saw gabriel for 2 seconds

[west phoenix]

(ch3) even ||ignatius and the blacksmith?||

or i guess they're not there yet

[noble ivy]

We haven't gotten to chapter three yet

[upbeat hemlock]

as a reminder, the player in that game who also GMs saw Gabriel and went "NOOO DON'T DATE THE HOT MAN WITH AN ILLUSTRATION! HE'S DEFINITELY EVIL! EVERY EYELASH IS A SOUL OF A PAST VICTIM!"

[noble ivy]

-# but I'm sure they will call those guys twinks too...

[lyric ivy]

@tall garden if you clicked on this im stabbing you irl

[west phoenix]

hot

[lyric ivy]

yes. by don quixote

[west phoenix]

my favorite igf thing is people (me included) calling loki a twink

he's a twink in the hunk of a man's body

twink in twunk's clothing?

[upbeat hemlock]

...I always imagined him as being fairly short

like, built, but short

[lyric ivy]

BITCH YOU FLUSTERED ME. YES YOU FUCKING DID

[noble ivy]

twunk clothing
that's called having shoulder pads and heeled boots

[upbeat hemlock]

Oh! Speaking on clothing!

[lyric ivy]

would

[west phoenix]

nah he's built

[tall garden]

:3

[lyric ivy]

oh i cant wait for them to meet Loki

[tall garden]

Well now I want to look…

[lyric ivy]

DO NOT

[noble ivy]

If you click that I'll be so goddamn sad

[upbeat hemlock]

I reintroduce the Harrison Armoury Standard Issue Legionnaire Aquatic Exercise And Relaxation Uniform:

[tall garden]

To the tune of drunken sailor

What do we do with a trust fund femboy

What do we do with a trust fund femboy

What do we do with a trust fund femboy

Fuck him till the morning

[tall garden]

NOW I WANT TO CLICK IT MORE

[lyric ivy]

harp

would you make juli sad

[noble ivy]

-# I started singing it and got jumpscared by the last line...

[lyric ivy]

would you make weird ocean creature futurejuli cry

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[tall garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-cat-smile-cute-kitty-gif-5058119688631425935

[noble ivy]

on the verge of tears right now

[clever cloud]

if Vex has her way, everyone in IGF would be 8 feet tall

[upbeat hemlock]

ah

[lyric ivy]

i mean.

based

[west phoenix]

shaking and crying and pissing

[clever cloud]

sorry, 24 hands tall

[upbeat hemlock]

well, he's cemented as being a Short Emperor in the eyes of my players, so that isn't changing

[west phoenix]

24 can o' beans tall

[balmy obsidian]

OH BOY WE WON

OUR REWARD?

CRYING

[tall garden]

Americans will use anything but the metric system

[lyric ivy]

hi funny frenchman

[balmy obsidian]

Hello

[clever cloud]

Im actually so damn angry that 3 "hands" is 1 foot

[balmy obsidian]

We have completed the first mission of act 2

[lyric ivy]

this fucker here had sex with gabriel

[west phoenix]

god i wish that were me

[lyric ivy]

this bitch

[tall garden]

Fucker in the most literal sense

[lyric ivy]

what will she think of loki i wonder

[clever cloud]

"'Fucker' shirt is causing a lot of questions already answered by the shirt"

[west phoenix]

eleonor didn't want us to meet gabriel because serenity would have too many cute boys to flirt with

[tall garden]

People mentioned him as a twunk, not my type. I like my men like I like my book reports nsfw: || short, thin, and ready to submit ||

[clever cloud]

Our sessions are already 80% serenity and her girlfriends /j

[lyric ivy]

harp. this is freak chat

we've posted worse

[tall garden]

Well I’m new

[clever cloud]

false, there's no way there's this many tops

[west phoenix]

this is your fault btw

[clever cloud]

me when i control the story

[upbeat hemlock]

so the One Horny Player is dating both Loki and Gabriel. Another player found this comic that very accurately describes how that's working:

[west phoenix]

is that... primo??? @clever cloud

[balmy obsidian]

Primo has boobs now?

[clever cloud]

Right?!?!?

[lyric ivy]

listen. if i was in an IGF game then id probably do both loki and gabriel at once

[noble ivy]

No ||tandem bike rides||...

[clever cloud]

primo is trans masc

[west phoenix]

so would serenity lmao

[tall garden]

Your meme is being seized by the state and redistributed for the greater good comrade

[balmy obsidian]

BIGOTRY??

Wait no actually

[west phoenix]

but loki AND gabriel would be too good for her. they're too nice

[clever cloud]

leo is dumb

[balmy obsidian]

was there top surgery or not

[clever cloud]

point and laugh

[west phoenix]

i think there was top surgery

this could be pre top surgery primo

[balmy obsidian]

It is true

[clever cloud]

schrodinger's top surgery

[balmy obsidian]

The boobs appear and disappear every other time

[noble ivy]

I do almost nothing but throw shit posts in here like flash bangs, so you're welcome

[west phoenix]

[clever cloud]

animator inconsistencies

[ancient crag]

Sigh

[lyric ivy]

fem man is even better

[tall garden]

OPM moment

[ancient crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366866974812405761/1441440549486727349/YESEYES.gif

[tall garden]

They literally drew a male character with boobs for 1 frame on the newest season lmao

[clever cloud]

just found out my steam purchase total....

[noble ivy]

based

[clever cloud]

bring back the boob director's cut

[balmy obsidian]

Breast jumpscare

[clever cloud]

dbza running gag of solar flare having a single frame image but it's everyone with boobs

[ancient crag]

This is very (funny) wack(y) to arrive back into chat at moments like these

[lyric ivy]

another silly moment from the session:

i was thinking what to name a rollercoaster in ||Deepest Fairyland|| (ch2)

so i thought "what rollercoaster would I like to go on" and came up with the name Dominator

the response? "Of course Cat would like a ride called Dominator"

[west phoenix]

fitting for calliope

the top shortage is so bad they had to name a rollercoaster that

[noble ivy]

I'm sorry that Calliope's constantly getting weird...

[west phoenix]

hi mom

[tall garden]

This was ALSO me btw

[tame tide]

Gwa

[noble ivy]

*Throws ds under pillow

[tame tide]

I exist

[shell bison]

Once again, this is the moment I walk in on the kids asking the yougi board for ghost nudes

[noble ivy]

Luigi's gonna send nudes?

[lyric ivy]

yeah because no one else in the group can match our freak

[ancient crag]

nothing to be sorry about. its funny (In a wacky zanny way)

[tame tide]

I have long active day... I am not online much, I rock up. It's 20 past midnight, I open IGF chat. "The kids are asking the yougi board for ghost nudes"

Aight

[tall garden]

I mean, he’s apparently received a LOT since he was imprisoned so it’s about time he returned the favor

[shell bison]

There was a joke I could say

But I won't

[tame tide]

Ooooh I loved naming locations in ||Deepest fairy land||

[noble ivy]

-# goddamn it... it took me a fucking second...

[lyric ivy]

no its worse we were talking about sexing Gabriel

[tame tide]

That's tame

[lyric ivy]

and Loki

[clever cloud]

no, we're celebrating sexing Gabriel

[tame tide]

That's tame

[lyric ivy]

TRUE

[tame tide]

You want me to act shocked that this chat was thirsting over someone?!?!?!

TWO people even?

[noble ivy]

[shell bison]

Well no, that seems to happen regularly.

Same status as, I ate a salad today in calliope's diet

[lyric ivy]

actually yeah true

-# god i want someone to thirst over me obsessively and make me theirs

who said that

[shell bison]

I could fuck up a whole bag of spinach, both in and our of character

[noble ivy]

...

[tame tide]

On it boss

[lyric ivy]

😳

[ancient crag]

concern

[shell bison]

what

leefy greens good

[noble ivy]

leefy greens are fantastic

[ancient crag]

Not that! concerned about the immediate message right above mine

[lyric ivy]

what are you doing with the mind beam al

[tame tide]

Thirsting

This bit is dumb

[thorn hinge]

I love muy's comics

particularly the lesbian disaster assassin

||She reminds me of Rosé||

[lyric ivy]

do you want some water

[lyric ivy]

oh ada i did want to ask since i see she's your character

[tame tide]

Honestly rn I'm need a fucking drink

[thorn hinge]

:?

[lyric ivy]

wait she is your character right

or am i tripping

you have a character in igf

[shell bison]

No you are correct

[thorn hinge]

Rosé Bottle? Yes. she's my character. Ask anything. Please.

[shell bison]

oh fuck that reminds me we have not advanced that other timeline Ada

[thorn hinge]

yeahhh

[noble ivy]

since Leo's (hopefully) asleep, I wonder if I should do his bit...

[lyric ivy]

yeah, do we have like a canon physical description of her that i missed or something?

i thought it would be funny to just use your pfp tbh

[shell bison]

lmao

[balmy obsidian]

hi

[shell bison]

Ada, get For's peak art rendition of Rose

[tame tide]

Mind blast

[thorn hinge]

I have art of her. It's canon if any given GM wants it to be canon

[balmy obsidian]

please do my bit i'm currently busy crying because we won the mission

[lyric ivy]

do show!

[tame tide]

Mind blast

[lyric ivy]

they'll be meeting her pretty soon so

[balmy obsidian]

I counter the mind blast

[tame tide]

Piss

[thorn hinge]

OHH???

[noble ivy]

wrapping you in a purrito to dry your tears and lull you to sleep

https://tenor.com/view/purrito-burrito-kitty-cat-cute-gif-17132524

[thorn hinge]

-# (Alternatively just use this)

[balmy obsidian]

Thank you but no I will go to sleep when the session is over

[thorn hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

[lyric ivy]

rose is eto bleh, lmao

[shell bison]

she literally is tho

[thorn hinge]

Literally

[noble ivy]

-# even though the moment's passed, I need to do the bit
Yeah, it's [Chapter 3 spoiler]

[shell bison]

Also, for the Rose enjoyers, here she is attempting to hoist a bnuy.

[lyric ivy]

i hate that i know exactly what you mean by this

[thorn hinge]

In the game I played her in, she was a spy who cultivated a reputation for klutzy mistakes specifically so she could get away with more serious sabotage later, if needed. Cruye dubbed it "Etto Bleh Espionage", and I used that character as her art for the whole campaign

[lyric ivy]

oh no

[thorn hinge]

just a bit? He deserves it.

[shell bison]

"I almost did, no lie"

[noble ivy]

Do not the Jerry, he will not survive

[thorn hinge]

||so did gabriel ||

(and by almost I mean it was considered and discussed ooc but not really ever a thought ic)

[lyric ivy]

hey @tall garden you hearing this

[shell bison]

so real, want to know something funny?

Char's reasoning for not doing it was she was worried Shelly would be too much a doting mother in the relationship...the irony was lost on Charlotte not understanding what she just said

[tame tide]

Power at a cost:

Power: fuck jerry
Cost: -1 station stability

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-farquaad-its-a-sacrifice-i-am-willing-to-make-its-a-sacrifice-but-its-a-sacrifice-i-am-willing-to-make-gif-2046508029570999696

[tame tide]

Me putting in the work downtimes just so I can fuck jerry at a net 0 change

[lyric ivy]

yeah its unstable just like his bed after im done with him

[thorn hinge]

Jerry getting a break and a chance to relax for once should never result in lost station stability imo

[tame tide]

*Unstable like your bed after he's done with you

[lyric ivy]

zero chance jerry is a top

[shell bison]

Good heavens

you say that

[thorn hinge]

I dunno

[shell bison]

Don't forget who this man's exes are

[tame tide]

No one else is willing to top the gate

[lyric ivy]

(ch2) ||Rita absolutely dominated that man||

id let her do whatever she wants to me

[shell bison]

I was about to type something unhinged

[thorn hinge]

Okay yes, but that's only because ||I can't imagine Rita ever being a sub||

[shell bison]

||power bottom||

[thorn hinge]

I can see it

[shell bison]

Latino to Latina communication

[noble ivy]

I'm not sure if I should try and glue the hinges back on chat or just let it be

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-speigle-spike-cowboy-bebop-i-love-the-kind-of-woman-that-will-actually-just-kill-me-actually-just-kill-me-gif-14610684142963450588

[thorn hinge]

No, really. Sometimes people don't act nearly the same in regular or business life as they do behind closed doors, I think Jerry could honestly be a secret dom

[tame tide]

What about (ch2) ||Deal with the random occurrences racking up in the icebreaker such as investigating the murder, the census server sabotage power fluctuations and protests?||

[lyric ivy]

you suggest i ever had hinges

[lyric ivy]

NOOOO. THATS WORK!!! I DONT WANT TO WORK!!!

[tame tide]

Act 2 ||MFer has veteran commander and elite... Those aren't the templates of a sub||

[shell bison]

||Al, do not power scale someone off of their templates||

[tame tide]

||I never thought I'd say "those aren't the templates of a sub ||

[thorn hinge]

been there done that made it a whole lot worse

[shell bison]

WE KNOW YOU DID, AND YOU ||BROKE CHAR'S HEART DOING IT||

[thorn hinge]

I BROKE A LOT OF HEARTS DOING IT OKAY

[tame tide]

||Probably spoiler that cos implying jerry has stats is a spoiler||

[shell bison]

👍

[lyric ivy]

average scp article nowadays

[noble ivy]

||the stats in question||

[thorn hinge]

Rosé hurt Rita, made Jerry sad, nearly got Siren killed, gutted Calamity, broke Charlotte's heart...

[tame tide]

I

I was going to say something but I think it'd be better if I never did

[lyric ivy]

say it say it say it

[noble ivy]

gutted Calamity
like... like a fish?...

[thorn hinge]

emotionally, but on that level yeah

[shell bison]

Charlotte ONCE AGAIN, giving her heart too openly and paying the consequences for it

[tame tide]

Pay me

[lyric ivy]

how much

[thorn hinge]

what's your kofi

[minor orchid]

who hurt bnu

[shell bison]

ADA NO

[lyric ivy]

you know i said that as a bit but i think ada would genuinely do that

[minor orchid]

It's to late

the Ko-fi is share

[tame tide]

In pins

[minor orchid]

-# Oh shit it was up there

I am really shortsighted-

[tame tide]

Im kidding now I realise there's plausability you could pay me to say something dumb please dont

[shell bison]

It;s okay, Hipo

[ancient crag]

jebus christ

I looked away

for five minutes ;-;

[tame tide]

Don't worry that message of you saying jesus christ was posted at 01:00 and the previous message at 0:55. Within 5 minutes nothing was sent

[thorn hinge]

say it say it say it

[west phoenix]

170 missed messages

[balmy obsidian]

it

Leviathans LL6

11 invade options in my spell list

[shell solstice]

Lmao, sorry I'm late to this, took a nap that was supposed to be a few hours and turned into all day

Catching up but this is all great. I'm glad Gabriel's having fun. The fucking Spongebob song killed me lmao

[shell solstice]

Way I designed Gabriel he's a little over 6 feel, but I don't know how tall your character is so he could be a short king to you 😉

Also, it's your game so if he's shorter there he shorter there.

[ancient crag]

;-;

[shell solstice]

But yeah, the Gabriel thirst here today has been cracking me the fuck up lmao

[thorn hinge]

oh, I also have this wonderful art of Rosé from seraph . (CH2 spoilers)

[lyric ivy]

OH HE'S YOUR GUY??? IM SO SORRY

also yes he's tall as fuck in my game i dont think she was aware of that though lmao

[shell solstice]

No need to apologize whatsoever ❤️

[thorn hinge]

Yeah gabriel is a PC from my game, this is his player

[shell solstice]

While I designed Gabriel, Gabriel in your game is not PC Gabriel so do what you want to need to, including him. ❤️

[lyric ivy]

ive also given him a french accent which may be a greater crime than the sex

[shell solstice]

Also, I love when people have interaction with Gabriel so this has all been great

[ancient crag]

Ah fuck, Void said he was a pc character I didn’t expect to actually ever see em. I know I’m a bit excited to meet Gabriel in that game (should be fun)

[thorn hinge]

Tandin gave him this weird accent that sounds kinda... i dunno. french-slavic? He deliberately does it to hide his actual heritage

[noble ivy]

It's great, (and terrifying) that Ada can see all the shenanigans going on here and say "let me summon the real Gabriel"

[ancient crag]

XD

[shell solstice]

That's perfectly fine. Cannonically Gabriel uses an accent he specifically designed to be unidentifiable so you can run that how you see fit. The one I use @polar glacier has referred to as french mixed with russian as imagined by a a german.

[lyric ivy]

hell yeah

@tall garden check it, we have the og gabriel here

[thorn hinge]

also Pear and maybe Calamity. Cal's player is afraid of spoilers but has been on this server, Kraken's player doesn't care and I can just show them screenshots since I live with them

[noble ivy]

You can also throw the original howl at us

[thorn hinge]

True. Howl is also one of my PCs, now

[ancient crag]

Sometimes I forget how many npcs were originally pcs

[west phoenix]

serenity next chapter be like

white girl joins ||the faith|| and it becomes her whole personality smh smh

[balmy obsidian]

I liked her better when it was astrology like all the other girls

My team hates me

Everytime an attack misses me or I don't meltdown from overcharging they get mad at me and wish for my downfall

What do I do

[upbeat hemlock]

If this is a bit: overcharge more

If this is not a bit: ask them what the hell their problem is

[robust plank]

hi calliope

[balmy obsidian]

It is a bit

[upbeat hemlock]

in that case

OVERCHARGE MOOOOORE

[balmy obsidian]

I just keep going unpunished

[ancient crag]

Paint their mechs in the most horrendous color you can think up then paint in the dead center the second most horrendous color you can think of and then finally.

In the top right corner of that second horrendous color add a winky face

[balmy obsidian]

Like I stressed, got exposed, and then the ultra missed me with their utlra accurate nexus

and then overcharged

and mised again

[cerulean valve]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[balmy obsidian]

Hi Panzer

[west phoenix]

Hi Panzer

[noble ivy]

Hallo Panzer

[ancient crag]

God I just got flash banged with a guy named panzer who made 1 Hoi4 mod and then 1 CK3 mod

[cerulean valve]

i'm not smart enought for that

[balmy obsidian]

Panzer here saved my ass by the way

[ancient crag]

I figured it wasn’t you (because I looked at the mutual server not that you aren’t smart enough. ||don’t sell yourself so short||)

[balmy obsidian]

you should have seen him juggle that witch

[cerulean valve]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-stupid-russian-badger-god-damn-imbecile-dense-im-pretty-stupid-gif-21141654

[ancient crag]

Aren’t we all, but don’t sell yourself so short!!

[ancient crag]

Sounds scary but do tell more on it!!!!

[balmy obsidian]

Ok so there was an ultra that we had no shot at blowing up the regular way, our best option was to heatgun the fuck out of it

I am the group's best heatgunner cause I'm the hacker in the chomolungma
problem is, a witch put a hex on me that meant everytime i used a tech action on an enemy I'd also get the effect applied to me

[zinc topaz]

hi calliope i have been busy all day but i have missed you all

mwah i hope everyone is doing well today

[balmy obsidian]

So I'd heatgun myself to the afterlife hello june

thank you, you too

anyway Panzer ran at the witch as a nelson is wont to do and blew up one structure first thing by punching it into a wall. The witch tried to stop him by using chain on him, at which point he threw the spear at the witch, hit, moved right next to her thanks to nelson's core power movement, then slamed her into the wall again blowing her up

freeing me from the curse

I now go to bed happy because it's 3am and I need to sleep

[ancient crag]

Ayyeee

Night and truly panzer is the hero

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-cute-kitty-cat-smol-gif-15025299313902034810

[zinc topaz]

goodnight leo :>

juli that is so cute omfgh

[ancient crag]

That’s a adorable gif

[steady adder]

after leo sent the ultra's reactor to the Great HA Mechanic in the sky, i was stuck next to that ultra going critical... after being structured and getting stunned so I wasn't about to get away from it...

...except I had DIDYMOS, used it on myself to box the ultra in a spot where it wouldn't get closer to any allies and took a deep breath
(edit, we have a houserule that you still get 1 Q.Action even when stunned so that is why I could do it)

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[hearty whale]

Finding a Shield Array Drone not worth the investment, and we're levelling up
And after a while of trying to decide what to License swap away from the Shield Array to something else, I'm genuinely planning a weird jump from Störtebeker to Chimera next LL to double down on the drone and force it to be useful with it auto-repairing after it gets blown up on round 2 of every combat

As well as not take our friendly android Lancaster's repairs to fix my touys every combat

[steady adder]

inb4 your luck goes with the Stört for betraying the gunslinging dream

[hearty whale]

My luck has not been with me already the last few combats I am not risking anything

[normal root]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-limbus-don-quixote-don-yapping-gif-14228003647965206973

[zinc topaz]

ok bed time is meow goodnight catliope

[cerulean valve]

Holy fuck Calliope

I think i the baro pressure here might actually be to blame for feeling like shit all the time.

I didn't even felt like that during vacation or when i used to live in Mexico

I need the fucken mountains not a shitty coast it seems.

[shell solstice]

Oof, that's rough I feel that

[ancient crag]

Ouch my man I hope ya get better!!

[cerulean valve]

Yeah, it happens from time to time

Most of my family is affected by the pressure here and it's fucking rough.

[west phoenix]

i am a coast enjoyer

west coast best coast

even though this place still has good humidity i still find its not high enough for me, my skin dries out so easily. i am used to being covered in moisture from living in florida most of my life

[noble ivy]

-# Unsolicited Juli Fact: I lived in the concrete desert of LA most of my life and now I live somewhere with actual moisture.
-# I felt like an animal that returned to her natural habitat

[cerulean valve]

For some reason the pressure is fucking here.

Some elder people have had strokes because of how fucked up the barometric pressure is here.

[cerulean valve]

See at least you don't live in a tropical climate.

Ridiculously high heat, high moisture, and a fucked up barometric pressure, i am in fucking hell.

[zinc topaz]

where is this hell?

also i wanna move to like colorado or something

im so sick of the desert

it makes me genuinely sad when i think about how bad i miss flagstaff and the mountains and lakes and snow and forests

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas-soggy-kitten-soggy-cat-soggy-kitten-gif-15467107126418130582

[west phoenix]

i DID

florida is tropical

[west phoenix]

come to seattle

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-soggy-cat-jumpscare-jumpscare-soggy-gif-26151169

[cerulean valve]

Thats one more point for me to hate florida.

Also my bad, whenever i hear west coast my mind immediately goes to California.

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-pussy-cat-gif-15745510

[west phoenix]

right now i live in washington state, seattle

right up on the coast

[cerulean valve]

I live in the gulf

It's pretty nice when the climate is not trying to kill me.

[west phoenix]

how about you gulf deez nuts

[cerulean valve]

Bet

[west phoenix]

🙀

[limber fossil]

riyal

honest to god though somehow european summers feel hotter than gulf ones

[crude granite]

You just haven't thrown anyone my type at us yet

[noble ivy]

-# Completely unrelated question… what’s your type?

[west phoenix]

asking for a friend

[noble ivy]

Asking if one of my friends in calliope matches it

[west phoenix]

i'm glad your friends with yourself

self love is important

[noble ivy]

It really is

[crude granite]

I'm more of a bear person

lots of twinks so far which is great. Love that for them. Just not a huge thing for me

[west phoenix]

calliope ain't for you

i'm sorry

you'll starve in these streets

[crude granite]

damn...

[cerulean valve]

God i wish i was European

I'm Mexican

[crude granite]

No large men to lay on my PC like a weighted blanket 😔

[cerulean valve]

They have to have tracks, a rotating turret and a big howitzer.

[lyric ivy]

i am sorry to say but

its oops all twinks over here

[crude granite]

I figured

sadge

[cerulean valve]

I'm not

[crude granite]

literally homophobic

[cerulean valve]

Im just Ace

[lyric ivy]

me too man, me too

[cerulean valve]

ACE COMBAT

[noble ivy]

You know what you have to do now

[lyric ivy]

im going to make loki a bear

[limber fossil]

wait.... which gulf are you talking about

[cerulean valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-nigmode-gif-21471238

[crude granite]

twink death twink death twink death

[lyric ivy]

||eat this fuckass Harrison boy ages your Loki||

[cerulean valve]

The only gulf that matters, the gulf of Mexico.

[noble ivy]

One man’s twink death is another man’s bear birth

[limber fossil]

ah lmao

i was referring to the real only gulf that matters of course

[cerulean valve]

The gulf of Mexico

[limber fossil]

the gulf of america arabia

[ancient crag]

"One man’s twink death is another man’s bear birth"
-FutureJuli

[noble ivy]

||Did your players meet Loki yet, or are you fully spoiling it…||

[lyric ivy]

uh, yeah thars a spoiler oops

[cerulean valve]

[lyric ivy]

sorgy

[cerulean valve]

WE HAD THE GULF FIRST

[crude granite]

I mean, we know ||Harrison is involved somehow. Bit hard not to put that together with the whole ghost ship owned by them and a scientist of theirs spontaneously missing within a few sessions||

[lyric ivy]

::)

[cerulean valve]

Oh btw Calliope

I found this out my window today

[lyric ivy]

good to see youre a woman of culture

[shell bison]

Yeah, that's a mexican moment

[cerulean valve]

Limzard

[shell bison]

Same hermano

[cerulean valve]

There's a shitton of those here in Tamaulipas

Crocs too

[west phoenix]

thats kyle

say hi to kyle

[crude granite]

They're just saying hi

the creature

[cerulean valve]

They were here yesterday too

[west phoenix]

the creature feature featuring the creature

[cerulean valve]

What a funny looking dog

[crude granite]

I love lizards so much

[west phoenix]

i wish they were real

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[west phoenix]

lizard backshots???

[crude granite]

Lizard button

[lyric ivy]

haha idiot

[crude granite]

You heartless monster

[west phoenix]

OH

ITS PRESSING A BUTTON

[lyric ivy]

i am indeed <3

[west phoenix]

i was like "bunzi of all people posted that???"

[cerulean valve]

Mind perpetually in the gutter

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[shell bison]

I am slightly drunk, please enjoy lizard friend reaching to pat bnuy goodnight

[west phoenix]

LMAO that was so fast

[west phoenix]

bruh i live there

[lyric ivy]

gutter cat

cat with the gutter on her

[west phoenix]

i was about to say that lmao

[crude granite]

Gutter? I ha-

[lyric ivy]

something something great minds

[lyric ivy]

meow did you displacer this guy

[shell bison]

my photoshop skills are powerful

[cerulean valve]

Guys

What does it mean when i put this funny telephone against my tummy and it starts ticking very fast and loud?

:c

[shell bison]

PANZER NO

[west phoenix]

his balls are gone, robert

[lyric ivy]

i dont think its meant to do that panzer

[lyric ivy]

is this bottom surgery

[cerulean valve]

Look if they don't want me to eat it, they shouldn't have called it "Yellow cake"

[west phoenix]

serenity when she gets loki

[crude granite]

Displacer? I hardly know er'

[west phoenix]

good one

[crude granite]

nooo, my balls

[cerulean valve]

https://youtu.be/3OiyT4RiPNA

[west phoenix]

glad you came up with that one yourself

[crude granite]

I'm very funny like that

(didn't even clock that it was in your name tbh)

[lyric ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[crude granite]

I'm blind sometimes

[cerulean valve]

Mee too, except I'm not blint I'm just stupid

[lyric ivy]

like when an Archer hits you with Blinding Shells

[west phoenix]

blint

[cerulean valve]

Bloopid

[crude granite]

Exactly

Unfortunately that doesn't work that great against Nelson

[cerulean valve]

It only makes me angrier

[lyric ivy]

but the 5 damage with reliable 3 does

[crude granite]

death

[cerulean valve]

Also i changed my predator talent for underhanded, so i can pocket sand you too.

Currently i have a Nelson that throws pocket sand at you, and an Blackbeard that can go invisible.

[crude granite]

Reminds me of a thing my boyfriend showed my about Fallout New Vegas where the pocket sand ability keeps the properties of your unarmed weapon

So you can throw explosive pocket sand at people with some explodey-fists

[cerulean valve]

Is that a mod?

[crude granite]

I think it's base game?

I've never played FNV

[cerulean valve]

I meed that mod

[lyric ivy]

i still need to play fnv

i cant be trans without it

[crude granite]

IIRC you're Bi as well so you'll have the optimal setup

[lyric ivy]

pan but yeah

wait what does that mean

[crude granite]

Same difference in this particular case

There are skills that give you 10% damage against people you're attracted to

so bi/pan characters to more damage to everyone

[lyric ivy]

gwuh

what a game

"yeah you're hot so i can kill you more efficiently"

[cerulean valve]

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT'S BASE GAME???

[west phoenix]

works for me

[limber fossil]

as a bisexual, can confirm

i fight better when I'm attracted to them

[lyric ivy]

hey ari

wanna fight

[west phoenix]

Just kiss already

Anyways goodnight you freaks i am up way too late

[limber fossil]

sure

who's got the oil

fr tho if y'all get a chance to try lesbian wrestling

absolutely recommend

fire experience

[lyric ivy]

i assume its as homoerotic as normal wrestling but this time the homoeroticism is intentional

or its just sex, could go either way

[limber fossil]

well

it's not supposed to be sex

but like

there are a lot of lockers and showers

[lyric ivy]

hot

[lyric ivy]

something something i realise why the greeks needed so much olive oil

[limber fossil]

yeah

and it's fun as hell

i never realised why people found the whole "oooh girls wrestling" thing hot until i did it

and i gotta be real

it's hot as fuck

[limber fossil]

if only distance was not such a cruel mistress

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cats-love-cats-kissing-cats-hugging-gif-8499533542875789184

[lyric ivy]

nah honestly im still too early in transition for anyone into women to find me hot, i think

i still look like a femboy lmao

[lyric ivy]

me and who

[west phoenix]

Me and YOU

[lyric ivy]

can i be the white cat

[west phoenix]

Did you miss the entire conversation earlier

[west phoenix]

Good because I'm the orange one

[lyric ivy]

its pretty likely i was sleeping

or im just a dumbass

50/50 odds

[west phoenix]

Well we knew that

[lyric ivy]

:(

[west phoenix]

In a hot way?

[lyric ivy]

dumbass in a hot way like a himbo

a herbo

herbivore (this one is actually true)

[west phoenix]

HERBO

I love herbo

[limber fossil]

are we talking about me

[west phoenix]

Yeah fits me and it's been a few years

[lyric ivy]

maybe? it was a general statement but meow was implying things about kissing

[west phoenix]

But femboy don't fit

I am a brick house

[lyric ivy]

then again i was told to go to the women's bathroom the other day so /shrug

[west phoenix]

Woman 🫵

[lyric ivy]

true

[limber fossil]

why does all the good stuff start when i'm not here

[lyric ivy]

people keep hitting me with the woman 🫵 so maybe im better off than i thought

[west phoenix]

I'm just a cat

[lyric ivy]

the wuh

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stretch-stretching-audrey-mejoo-gif-15035806602404278256

[thorn hinge]

aw dang I missed the flirting again

[west phoenix]

Hi Ada

Come cuddle I'm restless

[thorn hinge]

Hey~

aww of course, come here 🫂

big spoon or little?

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/gatos-gif-12523529080547122653

Big :3

[balmy obsidian]

Awake

[west phoenix]

Another fire alarm

Its 3AM

I didn't have time to put on a coat

[willow needle]

Yesterday was truly a shit day

[west phoenix]

Is this just going to happen every week now

People can't be fucking trusted with a basic understanding of living by NOT STARTING FIRES

[limber fossil]

unfortunately, yeah

[tame tide]

I love when I smell smoke from the toaster at 3 am and I desperately throw the toaster outside and smack the fire alarm with a tower for the chance I don't set it off and begin panicking

Normal activities

[zinc topaz]

it's like every three days like clockwork someone will make the displaces your balls joke

good morning calliope

[tame tide]

Heat (self) 10s your balls

[lyric ivy]

matcha is quite nice. did you know this

[zinc topaz]

yes matcha is delicious all the people who say it tastes like grass are haters

[lyric ivy]

nono, it does taste like grass

i like that

[zinc topaz]

i mean sorta, but in a nice refreshing way, not like a ew this tastes like grass way

idk if you like matcha lattes but i highly reccomend trying a matcha latte with blueberry

:3

[lyric ivy]

hmmm

sounds good but idk where youd get that lmao

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cat-crying-cat-cry-why-gif-27571714

[zinc topaz]

i go to a cafe right next to my apartment for mine, but i've replicated it at home too

[ancient crag]

A truly monstrous effect

[lyric ivy]

god it feels good to have gotten to the point where i can tell people my actual name without feeling weird about it

[tame tide]

Today is lancer dsy

5 hours 😎

[lyric ivy]

lancer in 5 hours!!!

[balmy obsidian]

No lancer today for me

[lyric ivy]

inb4 the train decides to do some dumb shit and it takes me 5 hours to get home

[limber fossil]

What if it takes 5 hours and 1 minute

[tame tide]

Sessions cancelled

[lyric ivy]

Al gets to stab me

with a knife

2, even

[tame tide]

Bri'ish

[prime terrace]

jokes on you Brits get a natural resistance to piercing damage

[tame tide]

12% stab resistance: Londoner

[tame tide]

I saw this like every week on the way to school

[prime terrace]

Rage ability: Birmingham

[lyric ivy]

my sister was there recently for a concert

apparently its not great according to her

[tame tide]

I'm sorry for your sister

[lyric ivy]

LMAO

[tame tide]

Wild guess was it the happy fits

[lyric ivy]

no

[tame tide]

Damn

[lyric ivy]

it was pierce the veil

somehow the closest concert was in fucking ingerland

[tame tide]

I only know that because my friends went to their concert in Birmingham, otherwise I have no clue what other concerts are happening

[tame tide]

Tours innit

[lyric ivy]

yeah lmao

fortunately with an irish passport you dont actually need to get a visa to go to england

i dont know why thats the case but im not complaining

[tame tide]

One day I'll get an Irish passport

[prime terrace]

chat we're nearly done with Chapter 5 its only a matter of...
checks nonexistent watch
...THREE HOURS

[lyric ivy]

holy shit lancer in

checks existent but dead watch that i only wear because its cool

it is half past 10

[lyric ivy]

dont you need to be like, irish for that

or i guess marry an irish person

[tame tide]

Irish relative

I am legible

[lyric ivy]

oh hell yeah

saves me making my dumb bit

[tame tide]

Damn

[zinc topaz]

who wants to let me marry them so i can leave the us

[lyric ivy]

-# me me me me

unironically though, id marry a friend for tax or emigration reasons

there is a force keeping me from being unhinged rn and i do not know its name

[ancient crag]

Gravity?

[zinc topaz]

im only half joking

well, i just signed a year lease anyways. but hey i mean after that's up? who knows

[limber fossil]

unironically i would totally just marry a friend

i think it would be so fun

[dire cloud]

The person you marry should always be a friend.

[lyric ivy]

id be like, half afraid of catching feelings but this already is a fear with most of my friends so /shrug

sometimes brain is like "damn they're so nice to me i want to (hornyposting) ||give them head||"

[limber fossil]

well, yeah, but like, i'm like aromantic adjacent

[tame tide]

The ceaseless watcher 👁️

[crude granite]

My sister married her friend and roommate for tax reasons but they're actually just a happy couple that love each other for real now

The transition was very fast

[lyric ivy]

oh hey you never told me that second part lmao

me and who

[minor orchid]

it is

finally... sunday

[noble ivy]

Good morning Calliope

[noble ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059603134504255528/1434973970716823572/MARGEGERAGE.jpg?ex=6923fc67&is=6922aae7&hm=b184500601147ac3ab762c86cc04a3f23e3f5bf3f5bdac2aefdfbed356ca05fc&

[zinc topaz]

let's all marry each other for emigration purposes

[zinc topaz]

i catch feelings for my friends already

[lyric ivy]

id say yes

if someone proposed to me with that id say yes and then pick it up with my mouth

[zinc topaz]

brb ordering ring pops in bulk

[lyric ivy]

i'd suck that ring pop like i'd um uh mh ngh

[noble ivy]

*preemptively grabs spray bottle

[limber fossil]

do it, coward

i'm not even involved in this one

[lyric ivy]

fuckers flush react me and yet you're too cowardly to actually do anything about it

[noble ivy]

[zinc topaz]

cat you know my dms are open

what more do you want from me

[lyric ivy]

if i said any more i'd be chased out with pitchforks by juli

[zinc topaz]

implying she would have multiple herself

[noble ivy]

Mitosis

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-ayumu-kasuga-mitosis-azumanga-gif-14967251043596082748

[zinc topaz]

chased out by julis

[limber fossil]

i wouldn't mind that

[lyric ivy]

yeah she'd just flash clone herself and get arrested by union for breaking the FCA

or something idk lancer lore

[zinc topaz]

something something me in a room with a bunch of julis

[lyric ivy]

i think just the one juli is perfect as she is

tilde

[noble ivy]

Throw you to the Julis and you’ll come back ||a better person||

[lyric ivy]

i mean pregnant would be funnier but this is more accurate i think

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

https://tenor.com/view/zombielandsaga-sakura-minamoto-xd-gif-627758404327754450

[zinc topaz]

throw me to the wolves and i'll come || ||

[lyric ivy]

juli could fix me but like not in a sex way

[noble ivy]

-# you say that… but right now I’m studying psychology in the hopes that I can become a counselor or therapist in the future

[zinc topaz]

i think she already has fixed me not in a sex way

[lyric ivy]

oh so she really could fix me

[noble ivy]

I try my best

[zinc topaz]

lowkey i have been considering going back and finishing my degree to do the same

i dont think i can do retail for the rest of my life

[limber fossil]

i wanna finish my law degree so I can exploit the common people for money

[tame tide]

Throw me to the wolves and I'll get devoured alive

[zinc topaz]

i need a job that isnt completely literally meaningless

[lyric ivy]

i am going to finish my chemistry degree to explode fascists and continue with my self destructive tendencies

[tame tide]

I am going to... Wait I finished my degree

I love spending 3 years on my degree + 1 year internship, and I spend the internship goingg "Damn I do not want to have this job "

[zinc topaz]

i was going to school to be a high school teacher and then rapidly and viciously failed

[tame tide]

That's my plan at some point in the future 🫡

[zinc topaz]

thought about being a counselor instead

[limber fossil]

look, vivienne westwood is expensive

[lyric ivy]

this is my greatest fear

[tame tide]

My brain is not built for software engineering

[lyric ivy]

im going to start working in a lab or some shit and be like "damn this sucks dick actually"

[zinc topaz]

i am literally just too stupid and unmotivated for college

[lyric ivy]

-# just like me fr

[zinc topaz]

-# CAT

[tame tide]

-# unlike me fr 😔

[lyric ivy]

i need to find me a hot man or trans woman or unspecified gender

[zinc topaz]

im right here

[lyric ivy]

youre in like

[zinc topaz]

i dont have to be

[lyric ivy]

where the fuck are y ou again

[zinc topaz]

the us :( arizona

[lyric ivy]

whats even in arizona

[tame tide]

sand

[lyric ivy]

i thought they just had good ice tea

[limber fossil]

wait cat are you brit

oh no irish

okay thank goodness

[light mist]

have you done any undergrad research? it's a good way to see if you like the environment

[lyric ivy]

WHAT

[limber fossil]

i don't know what i'd do if i was flirting with a brit

[zinc topaz]

the iced tea isnt even from here

[lyric ivy]

not there yet unfortunately

still first year of uni bc i started it late

[light mist]

ah gotcha

[lyric ivy]

are you fucking me

[zinc topaz]

i wish

[tame tide]

Go ahead... Flirt with me... Fuck about and find out

[lyric ivy]

wait ari

where are you from

[limber fossil]

all over

[lyric ivy]

yeah that's where it'll be when im done with gabriel

[limber fossil]

i was born in india, raised in the middle east, go to UK for my studies, and soon i move to spain

i may settle in the UK once my law degree is finished

[zinc topaz]

man

[limber fossil]

the north is really nice

[zinc topaz]

i wish i could travel

[tame tide]

Oh you're in the UK??

[lyric ivy]

oh so literally ms worldwide

[zinc topaz]

that sounds so lovely

[limber fossil]

not currently

[lyric ivy]

here i thought i was ms worldwide you have me beat

[tame tide]

Ah ok

[limber fossil]

i had five mental breakdowns so i'm on a "gap" year

[lyric ivy]

can you not?

[zinc topaz]

i barely even leave my state

[tame tide]

Ah fair

[zinc topaz]

money and passport

and my job

[limber fossil]

(i'm better, started medication)

[lyric ivy]

oh right i forgot americans dont just have those

[zinc topaz]

i got reprimanded for taking a week off to move

[limber fossil]

hoping to restart HRT next year

[zinc topaz]

which was pto

that i requested 3 months ago

my life is a gas station :,)

[limber fossil]

oh i've been all over. kenya, belgium, holland, new york. i used to do a lot of academic competitions

those internation decathlons and stuff

[lyric ivy]

hey you know what you do to a car at a gas station

[limber fossil]

blow it up_?_

[zinc topaz]

fill it with gas?

[tame tide]

Pet the car

[balmy obsidian]

steal it

[light mist]

damn
like a specific subject or just all of them

[lyric ivy]

oh that sounds lovely

[tame tide]

Do a backflip

[lyric ivy]

good job igf chat you're all fucking idiots

i love you all though

[tame tide]

Corregt

[zinc topaz]

:3