hell yes fuck yes
#In Golden Flame
polar glacier
formal gale
-# also hi gang
somber anvil
:D
somber anvil
-# also hi gang
HI!!!!!!!!! :D
noble ivy
its like finding a save point right before a empty boss chamber
fast umbra
thank fuck for the Lanny
noble ivy
-# also hi gang
hallo there moff
fast umbra
its like finding a save point right before a empty boss chamber
see i like having a save point right before an empty boss chamber because it means i get to do 16 AP + Shredding damage every two turns :)
(god i love the Raleigh)
limber fossil
thank fuck for the Lanny
I appreciate both yes
noble ivy
(god i love the Raleigh)
hold up, quick question
do you say "rah-lee" or "ruh-lay"
polar glacier
Ada*!* how could you do this to me
don't worry you'll enjoy it 
fast umbra
hold up, quick question
do you say "rah-lee" or "ruh-lay"
rah-lee (i learned how it's pronounced from pacific rim)
west phoenix
rah-lee is the correct way
noble ivy
damnit... my brain's stuck saying it as "ruh-lay" since that's the city Cthulhu sleeps in
limber fossil
I say it as rah-lay
noble ivy
eldritch raleigh
all Raleigh's are eldritch
limber fossil
Half the fucking mechs in our squad is haunted
noble ivy
it'll get haunted as soon as you find a uncle to posses it
junior sky
hell yes fuck yes
Just had this idea pop into my head fully formed: (ch2 spoiler) ||opposite Railroaded where the PCs are seizing the momentum to raid a cult train carrying supplies||
formal gale
Raleighs will be Haunted after all blasting someone with seven hand cannons
limber fossil
And the other two are piloted by suicidal grandmas
west phoenix
they about to be haunted
noble ivy
"mechs haunted"
"what??!?"
stabilizes and re-enters combat "mech's haunted"
formal gale
Chat plz send help
I'm going to be running a THIRD igf campaign now
I made a promise to a friend to run a lancer game for him once his computer got fixed. And it finally happened
Really getting my mileage outta foundry let's goooo
dire cloud
damnit... my brain's stuck saying it as "ruh-lay" since that's the city Cthulhu ...
The IPS-N R'lyeh.
polar glacier
my raleigh is actually eldritch tbf
and wertpq is your gm?
fast umbra
ye
polar glacier
Hey @somber anvil ((GM level spoilers)) || you give them the lesbian gun yet||
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somber anvil
Hey <@406363622747537408> ((GM level spoilers)) || you give them the lesbian gun...
||yep! and myriad, the raleigh, has it||
formal gale
Hey <@406363622747537408> ((GM level spoilers)) || you give them the lesbian gun...
|| cat beam?||
west phoenix
Hey <@406363622747537408> ((GM level spoilers)) || you give them the lesbian gun...
JUST TYPE NORMALLY
polar glacier
I AM NORMAL ITS THE BOT THAT NEEDS TO LEARN ITS PLACE
noble ivy
(((((((((((why do you keep adding more parentheses?))))))))))
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somber anvil
(((((((((((why do you keep adding more parentheses?))))))))))
((habit
dire cloud
))
polar glacier
Sahasrara I will pull your wires out ONE BY ONE
willow needle
((((yuri)))))
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noble ivy
((Stop flirting with the bot))
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minor orchid
((Hihiii bot!))
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willow needle
(((hipa so gay))))
minor orchid
holy shit the nihilist
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noble ivy
((the optimist?))
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noble ivy
noble ivy
Why does pilotnet even have this bot??!?
junior sky
((the bot decides my fate))
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willow needle
((this bot is the core that maintains the whole pilotnet)))
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polar glacier
Why does pilotnet even have this bot??!?
lotta people play mtg I guess and it's in one of those channels I have permanently muted
noble ivy
((this bot is the core that maintains the whole pilotnet)))
((Sahasrara is the load baring coconut jpeg?))
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zinc topaz
I just wanted to chime in really quickly to say that I have been listening to the dwarf fortress soundtrack since yesterday
this music is so fucking good
polar glacier
((Stop flirting with the bot))
look just because I wanna pull it's wires out and hear the noises it makes as it's core processes encounter so many unexpected errors.... just because I wanna bite the wires and pull them out with my teeth and feel the tingle of electricity on my tongue and cross the wires and see inappropriate signals passing on the wrong data lines, chaos in the registers as voltages go beyond spec, JUST BECAUSE I WANNA HEAR IT GROAN IN DIGITAL AGONY DOESN'T MEAN THAT okay yea nm this is flirting my bad
noble ivy
noble ivy
last leaf
look just because I wanna pull it's wires out and hear the noises it makes as it...
would tbh...
west phoenix
y'all need help
steady adder
look just because I wanna pull it's wires out and hear the noises it makes as it...
Sigh. 
I think I posted these already once but it keeps happening.
noble ivy
thorn hinge
Sigh. <:kekw:870204738283651112>
I think I posted these already once but it kee...
Oh fuck
noble ivy
-# I can throw one more shitpost in here and kill ada instantly
thorn hinge
noble ivy
-# ((does that count as clearence to post it?))
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west phoenix
kill the hoe
noble ivy
zinc topaz
y'all need help
no what i need is for someone to talk about ME like that
steady adder
...i am surprised that robotgirlposting has ada on the backfoot for what i've seen, the first time? At least from what i recall. huh.
noble ivy
sadly, I'm all out of ammo for this bit
thorn hinge
don't worry I have plenty
steady adder
@balmy obsidian requesting the flaming codekisser gif here, thank you
thorn hinge
honestly I'm just happy there's robofucker/codekisser memes here I haven't seen before
west phoenix
finally someone is matching your freak
steady adder
i think i have like 7 more? but some of them are more wholesome robotkissing than earlier stuff
noble ivy
oh yeah, I have this
balmy obsidian
I can never be a robot
noble ivy
don't ever give up on your dreams
balmy obsidian
My dream?
thorn hinge
whoilesome is good too
balmy obsidian
My dream is not to be a robot
I like having flesh too much
I want more flesh
And bones
And blood
west phoenix
I want more flesh
bro is biomass maxing
balmy obsidian
thorn hinge
And blood
okay this too is horny in a very different way
and I respect it. entirely. and agree.
steady adder
oh you're about to LEARN
thorn hinge
oh, okay. Well there is over here.
balmy obsidian
you are allowed to be horny about flesh
noble ivy
the flesh and the mechanical are equally profound and divine or something like that
cobalt heron
oh yeah, I have this
But robots have no gender there is no such thing as gay are Trans for them
thorn hinge
we're just creating ULTRAKILL from first principles now
thorn hinge
But robots have no gender there is no such thing as gay are Trans for them
robots have no inherent gender but choose to have them therefor all robots are trans
I have written ESSAYS on this
balmy obsidian
I just like to pretend sometimes when I get up from my chair and I hear my joints crack that I'm a spooky shadow monster
noble ivy
But robots have no gender there is no such thing as gay are Trans for them
Trans form them
balmy obsidian
Wait it all decays?
thorn hinge
Wait it all decays?
oh yeah, famously
thorn hinge
GOTCHA!
zinc topaz
shit sucks
balmy obsidian
Aw I wanted a "Always has been"
noble ivy
Calliope once again proves that you can have an entire system share a braincell
thorn hinge
find beauty in the impermanence
balmy obsidian
I am hella impertinent
thorn hinge
and take joy in the absurdity
balmy obsidian
No wait you said impermanence
fast umbra
we have cleared (ch2) ||buffed Anti-Capital|| 
everyone's core is down, all of us are at 1d6+4 overcharge, and we lost 4 structure and 3 stress, all told
balmy obsidian
I am hella impernanent
fast umbra
we have cleared (ch2) ||buffed Anti-Capital|| <:Wahoo:1087510492479766568>
eve...
oh also the Gilg has blown 17 limited charges 
west phoenix
average gilg player
noble ivy
are what point does the term "limited" lose meaning...
west phoenix
when you play a gilg and eng max
fast umbra
he still has like 8 left in grenade systems
west phoenix
and get ammo feeds
west phoenix
thanks babe
noble ivy
no prob babe
steady adder
whoilesome is good too
Got sidetracked for a moment with flesh-machine-divine-repeat
and one more funny for the road
west phoenix
me and who
somber anvil
chapter 2 spoilers ((including myriad and ari)) question for gms ||hello gms. do i give them a proper rest after sunbird-1, for getting railroaded? they have taken 5 structure, 3 stress. do you think they deserve mercy||
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zinc topaz
https://tenor.com/view/gongaga-me-village-final-fantasy-gif-16997495
zack fair mentioned 
somber anvil
im killing that bot
west phoenix
((i stg just type like normal fucking people bro. you don't need two parenthesis, one is plenty))
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balmy obsidian
(((BUT HOW ABOUT THREE PARENTHESES)))
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balmy obsidian
FUCK
zinc topaz
careful with three leo
west phoenix
three may be too big for you
thorn hinge
im killing that bot
at least let me watch
balmy obsidian
FOUR
somber anvil
at least let me watch
okay :)
noble ivy
((I did ten parentheses earlier and I'm fine)) 
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somber anvil
chapter 2 spoilers ((including myriad and ari)) question for gms ||hello gms. do...
||...eh. perhaps a little mercy. they can have a rest before Getting Railroaded. looks to the crowd. what should be slapped into Getting Railroaded for this group im thinking archers||
zinc topaz
(what if you (do (this thing) it) like this)
willow needle
(test)
noble ivy
me and who
-# h-hey
willow needle
((test))
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noble ivy
willow needle
damn
noble ivy
steady adder
me and who
noble ivy
uic
steady adder
you cannot tell me someone in Calliope doesn't have this paintjob
west phoenix
serenity's dolphin shorts that say "superior by design"
thorn hinge
...I need to do this in mwo now
west phoenix
oh my god after THREE DAYS I FINALLY GOT THE ROR2 MODS TO WORK AGAIN
shell bison
bruh
lunar panther
look just because I wanna pull it's wires out and hear the noises it makes as it...
AMEN
tight pier
real for that
limber fossil
Our GM is a cruel cruel man
balmy obsidian
Is he white
limber fossil
Who seeks only our misery
limber fossil
Is he white
No asian
balmy obsidian
Hmmmm
west phoenix
tread lightly
steady adder
and one more funny for the road
NO, ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
balmy obsidian
My fat ass only treads heavily
robust plank
the quickchakge tool post of doom and despair
thorn hinge
oh if we're doing warning signs...
noble ivy
Hallo Lamp
robust plank
hello!
balmy obsidian
Hallo
noble ivy
we CAN'T start posting the Warning this machine: pictures
balmy obsidian
WHERE
noble ivy
OH GOOD HEAVENS
robust plank
wowie
noble ivy
the woah hey version
steady adder
noble ivy
the non woah hey version
west phoenix
thats also true
balmy obsidian
Just by nature
zinc topaz
this machine ... is nice :)
west phoenix
true! i think
noble ivy
This machine... is worthy of love and being loved
somber anvil
why does that matter, bigot?
dont worry ari's my favourite bigot
robust plank
this machine :]
somber anvil
...which is a joke that sounds utterly incomprehensible without the inside joke context now that i think about it
west phoenix
its okay i am also the group bigot
west phoenix
archie @ anyone who is slightly bigoted or ignorant against NHPs
limber fossil
dont worry ari's my favourite bigot
I don’t believe you anymore
thorn hinge
...I need to do this in mwo now
ah damn I don't have enough MC to put "Juciy" on the butt of any of my urbanmechs :<
limber fossil
Motherfucker won’t even give us a full repair
steady adder
WE GOTTA BURN THIS STATION, BURN THIS STATION
noble ivy
Motherfucker won’t even give us a full repair
you should be even more afraid when he does finally give one
noble ivy
oh no... mom's concerned now...
limber fossil
you should be even more afraid when he does finally give one
No
I believe
We will always win this
thorn hinge
This is like finding your kid typing boobs into their ds web search
thats way more mild than I thought we were being
west phoenix
average kid behavior
noble ivy
We will always win this
of course you will
you're lancers with the indominable spirit of a grandma
shell bison
Listen, the gauge of this place thirst posting is so high this kind of shenanigans is just expected
lyric ivy
you guys were hornyposting without me???
just because i was at a trans rights protest smh
thorn hinge
y'all hornypost without me it's only fair
zinc topaz
when is this chat not hornyposting
lyric ivy
this is literally transphobia
balmy obsidian
Right now
thorn hinge
oh hell yeah protest those trans rights
shell bison
I am also in a bit of a mood so I am actively choosing not to rant dump about work
limber fossil
I heard hornyposting
noble ivy
I am also in a bit of a mood so I am actively choosing not to rant dump about wo...
sorry to hear that, my friend...
here's some emergency bnuuy sourced serotonin
lunar panther
This is like finding your kid typing boobs into their ds web search
sorry it will happen again
zinc topaz
sorry to hear that, my friend...
here's some emergency bnuuy sourced serotonin
tiktok watermark outro jumpscare
holy smokes
robust plank
awawa
noble ivy
awawa?
thorn hinge
awawa
noble ivy
lyric ivy
waaaw
thorn hinge
ugggh I'm just trying to put hearts on an urbanmech and I keep disconnecting from the serverrr
I like urbanmechs a normal amount
thorn hinge
Yes that's my UM-K9 "No Cops at Pride"
balmy obsidian
All Calliopeans Are Beautiful
thorn hinge
I don't have the mc for "juicy" but I have just enough to get the decals for "IGF"... hm....
zinc topaz
awawa!
shell bison
For a full seconds I thought Leo typed Capellans and I was squinting
thorn hinge
lmao
oh, the absolute best part about the um-k9 is you can turn on the lights and siren in-game. Only mech with a sound effect you can trigger like that
shell bison
For context for non battletech fans, Capellans are the slaver state
noble ivy
For a full seconds I thought Leo typed Capellans and I was squinting
bnuuy squint
balmy obsidian
I don't play MW
lyric ivy
here i was thinking Capellans are Andros' family
shell bison
The faction is, and this is not a meme, Capellan Confederation
willow needle
igf theory: ||everyone is andros capella in a different timeline||
tight pier
We'd rep Hell's Gate in mechwarrior ngl
noble ivy
The faction is, and this is not a meme, Capellan Confederation
its gonna be a conflagration by the time we're done with it
shell bison
its gonna be a conflagration by the time we're done with it
THAT'S THE SPIRIT SCOOB
The only thing Capellan's in battletech have done right are
- Keep the Catapult alive
- Made the Raven (Fuck the cataphract, that thing is a piece of shit)
- Be target practice for the House Davion/House Steiner unification marriage. We stole their best planets just cause we could, fuck em
noble ivy
-# cause you could do what??!?
shell bison
I told you this last night.
House Steiner and House Davion had a unification marriage to become one big stretch of stars.
The misses gave him a whole regiment of Assault mechs.
He promised her a stretch of Capellen lands next to their border to open more trade routes between their people.
noble ivy
no no, I perfectly understand that part
-# I'm just confused by the "We stole their best planets just cause we could fuck em" part
shell bison
There's a comma there for a reason, Juli
noble ivy
clever cloud
the song is also called The Part Where He Kills You
zinc topaz
one of my favorite games
polar glacier
I'm afraid if I say anything at all when the topic is related to portal people are gonna make comments
zinc topaz
🤨
noble ivy
Portal is so goddamn good
polar glacier
yes
zinc topaz
may be one of my favorite robots in fiction
lyric ivy
you know what i'd love right now?
zinc topaz
a kiss and a hug
lyric ivy
if this train would FUCKING GO
zinc topaz
oh
steady adder
zinc topaz
or maybe i can
lyric ivy
a kiss and a hug
this too, yes
west phoenix
Portal is so goddamn good
what the fuck
noble ivy
what?
west phoenix
okay 🩵
yay 🩵
clever cloud
anyways, kingdom come 2 is really good
it has a toooooooooooonnnn of mechanics but it presents them really organically little by little
the story kicks down the door really well too
i know im still in tutorials but ive enjoyed it plenty
tame tide
Portal is so goddamn good
This is art 
ancient crag
its a simple plan when you get down to the brass tax
robust plank
:joyous:
polar glacier
gay vs lesbian
upbeat hemlock
gay vs lesbian
west phoenix
brain numb today. i need to do something that doesn't require me to think
maybe i just use terrain tools and prep some combat... i wanted to write for the upcoming chapter but blehhh
balmy obsidian
It is entirely unrelated to igf or dnd but it is related to CAIN which is related to lancer kind of not really
would you like a girlfailure ™ before I go to sleep
noble ivy
noble ivy
hello Kobeni
balmy obsidian
yea, yeah, not intentionally but, yeah
minor orchid
yippie i think players liked my dnd game
You fucking bet we liked it we have been there for 6 hours
zinc topaz
i will be drawing women in armor soon i feel like you guys will enjoy that
minor orchid
i will be drawing women in armor soon i feel like you guys will enjoy that
YEEEEEEEE
As someone with a chibi as a heavy-armored magic girl
I approve this
zinc topaz
one of the companions is inspired by fiorane from mh sunbreak
who is . ahem. very beautiful
minor orchid
And we agree on that
zinc topaz
i also need to design a half-elf harper bard
zinc topaz
you got a problem with harpers?!
minor orchid
minor orchid
you got a problem with harpers?!
Nope!
:D
I've honestly never truly made an evil character now that I think about it... Huh
zinc topaz
i am struggling to come up with interesting npcs to ally the party with
its easy to make villains
minor orchid
i am struggling to come up with interesting npcs to ally the party with
Just throw a bunch of tokens
The players will pick the one they find the prettiest
minor orchid
Side quests?!
zinc topaz
you can befriend a faerie dragon
zinc topaz
i looove faerie dragons
minor orchid
I like blue ones (when no evil)
west phoenix
goodness gracious
minor orchid
goodness gracious
Meow inserting the fiend robot
west phoenix
https://youtu.be/BgPgp-_goEU?si=VsQ5ORg4kMCaHLCL
luchika my beloved
zinc topaz
fiorayne is the only good thing to come out of new monster hunter
fiorayne and the paolumu
noble ivy
minor orchid
zinc topaz
the pizzer one makes me so happy
minor orchid
zinc topaz
i love that gif
lyric ivy
thank you chat i love you all and am kissing you
zinc topaz
cats are my favorite animal
noble ivy
"Tf is going on"
icy dove
west phoenix
thank you chat i love you all and am kissing you
west phoenix
I swear a mod must be watching all this and say
i feel like they don't even question it anymore
noble ivy
i feel like they don't even question it anymore
"ah fuck, Calliope's at it again"
minor orchid
i feel like they don't even question it anymore
They aren't sending administrative s anymore
Not after the incident™
zinc topaz
maybe its bc this channel works as containment for the "silly"
robust plank
hi calliope! :joyous:
zinc topaz
and if they shut us down we'd scatter and infect the rest of the channel
lyric ivy
i forgot to specify
minor orchid
lyric ivy
with tongue
minor orchid
with tongue
robust plank
:3
minor orchid
:333
robust plank
tame tide
with tongue
IN MY CHRISTIAN DISCORD FORUM
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/toast-anime-concerned-gif-22128918
Meow don't act like you don't want it(???
tame tide
BEFORE MARRIAGE!?!?!?!?
zinc topaz
sigh i need to be kissed. im back on tinder i lost the war
lyric ivy
IN MY CHRISTIAN DISCORD FORUM
wait we're christian???
minor orchid
BEFORE MARRIAGE!?!?!?!?
Yes :333
tame tide
Plot twist, I am (not)
minor orchid
wait we're christian???
No, I am Nicholas
lyric ivy
here i thought i was atheist
minor orchid
At least me
lyric ivy
No, I am Nicholas
hipo name reveal???
tame tide
Hipolas
minor orchid
Oh god sudvaudbwubd
tame tide
July
west phoenix
joomji
minor orchid
PFFFF sudhsudhs
noble ivy
i wanted to do that one girlie
minor orchid
fight fight fight
-# kiss kiss kiss
lyric ivy
the girls are fighting
lyric ivy
oh. oh god
minor orchid
GIVE ME BACK MY NEURON
lyric ivy
thats not fighting is it
icy dove
You'll never guess what my real name is
Jane
noble ivy
oh my goodness gracious
west phoenix
bro what is in the water
lyric ivy
oh my goodness gracious
THATS THE LINE I FORGOT IT
minor orchid
bro what is in the water
Estrogen
icy dove
bro what is in the water
Minerals
lyric ivy
bro what is in the water
those chemicals that turn the frogs gay
west phoenix
jokes on you i'm not a frog
minor orchid
:3
Because I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MTG DRAGON HAVING A VERY SIMILAR NAME TO MINE
I HATE ENGLISH
Because
WHO TF
Names a dragon
Nicol
BOLAS
noble ivy
Nicoballsack or something like that
lyric ivy
CHAT
lyric ivy
THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!!
tame tide
The thing?
lyric ivy
i went into the mens bathroom and was told that "miss, the women's bathroom is over there"
is this a w?
minor orchid
THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!!
minor orchid
i went into the mens bathroom and was told that "miss, the women's bathroom is o...
LETS FUCKING GOOOO99OO
minor orchid
Oh different thing
Close enough
zinc topaz
i went into the mens bathroom and was told that "miss, the women's bathroom is o...
YAAAY
west phoenix
i went into the mens bathroom and was told that "miss, the women's bathroom is o...
i knew i won gender when i had to pee so bad but the women's bathroom was full so when i went in the men's bathroom someone turned their head and was like "uumm..."
but i hated gendered bathrooms, i'm too androgynous for either of them
lyric ivy
chat i dont even have E or anything i just had makeup on why did that work
lyric ivy
i knew i won gender when i had to pee so bad but the women's bathroom was full s...
basedbasedbased
gender W
minor orchid
chat i dont even have E or anything i just had makeup on why did that work
Something something make a woman out of you-
lyric ivy
theres a sex joke in there somewhere im not arsed to make rn
tame tide
SEX
lyric ivy
the rest of the horny is left as an exercise to the reader
zinc topaz
i was at a store where i had to be let into the bathroom by an employee earlier this week, and she asked "..womens room? or do you use the mens room? or-im sorry"
minor orchid
Yes
tame tide
BRB, going to "exercise the reader"
minor orchid
I am half drunk so I am prone(?
zinc topaz
and i was like oh no no do not apologize please
lyric ivy
BRB, going to "exercise the reader"
can i be the reader
robust plank
I am half drunk so I am prone(?
are you lying on your front or your back
minor orchid
are you lying on your front or your back
Side, like a fucking idiot(???
west phoenix
I am half drunk so I am prone(?
i have an accuracy to attack you
zinc topaz
supine is when you're laying on your s(u)pine
robust plank
prone is when your on your pronis
zinc topaz
prone is when you're laying on your pronis
west phoenix
are you going to use your standard move to stand or are you going to die like a dog
minor orchid
i have an accuracy to attack you
Yes™
minor orchid
prone is when you're laying on your pronis
PRONIS
The
The fuckin'
The fuckin pronis
tame tide
can i be the reader
Aight, time to be your personal trainer
lyric ivy
who up laying on they pronis
zinc topaz
living room is very slowly coming together chat
i dont think the orange couch is bad anymore
tame tide
The plush d20
minor orchid
living room is very slowly coming together chat
Why the fuck
There's
A pair of scissors
What are you implying (???
robust plank
lesbianisgm
zinc topaz
i used them to cut open a rug ..?
lyric ivy
Aight, time to be your personal trainer
yeah id appreciate that too, honestly
minor orchid
i used them to cut open a rug ..?
I like Lamps logic more
lyric ivy
meant it as a sex joke but this works
zinc topaz
sighhh who am i to argue
tame tide
yeah id appreciate that too, honestly
Problem is I know jack shit about being a personal trainer... and I came up with that joke because you short circuited my brain with how to respond
minor orchid
sighhh who am i to argue
You can argue with
Uh...
... I mean I am an easy win so must be someone els
zinc topaz
meow (cat noise)
lyric ivy
i do make that noise yes
tame tide
Autism
noble ivy
Mrrrp?
zinc topaz
mmrroow
robust plank
meow (computer noise)
west phoenix
meow (cat noise)
hello
zinc topaz
hi cat noise
west phoenix
what do you want
zinc topaz
a kiss?
lyric ivy
where's leo to post the furry chat gif
minor orchid
Insert seahorse sounds
lyric ivy
Problem is I know jack shit about being a personal trainer... and I came up with...
i dont either but its actually just an excuse to hang out
youre cool as fuck id hang out with you al
zinc topaz
i second that
noble ivy
*Insert seahorse sounds*
Insert seahorse gif
zinc topaz
*Insert seahorse gif*
insert seahorse
icy dove
where's leo to post the furry chat gif
The what?
zinc topaz
lyric ivy
The what?
its like some people making cat noises followed by a panel of garfield being thrown out a window
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-seahorse-dream-riding-seahorse-patrick-star-gif-8...
It made me remember that
icy dove
I keep forgetting to download
minor orchid
In the movie of the shark-thingy
With fucking will smith
There's seahorse races
WHICH MEANS
They would have seahorse uma musume
zinc topaz
auughh i want to play lost judgment
lyric ivy
i make cat noises irl all the time when my cat is in the room
tame tide
It's a free action
lyric ivy
but otherwise never because humans dont speak cat
tame tide
but otherwise never because humans dont speak cat
Not with that attitude
zinc topaz
me when i want to do something ive wanted to do for multiple years of my life and have had a million opportunities to do it and i simply dont but i constantly think about how bad i want to do it
minor orchid
but otherwise never because humans dont speak cat
If only...
lyric ivy
Not with that attitude
new cat course on duolingo
zinc topaz
everywhere
minor orchid
tame tide
There are many free actions that you can take and should take irl such as:
- Crying
- Making cat noises
- Screaming
- Dropping prone
- Lying
tame tide
As sun Tsu once said, you can just lie
west phoenix
There are many free actions that you can take and should take irl such as:
- Cry...
yeah...
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/but-here%27s-the-coder-cat-gif-12160274951477317047
Omg it's meow
lyric ivy
There are many free actions that you can take and should take irl such as:
- Cry...
crying is NOT a free action that shit is too involved
tame tide
That's where the heat cost comes in
west phoenix
Omg it's meow
not even close. idk how to do anything computer related
minor orchid
not even close. idk how to do anything computer related
Exactly
That goober is just there
west phoenix
crying is NOT a free action that shit is too involved
is that why i'm so tired lately?
lyric ivy
That's where the heat cost comes in
tearsplacer that does 10 self heat
zinc topaz
bad action economy management
lyric ivy
is that why i'm so tired lately?
im sorry to hear
minor orchid
tearsplacer that does 10 self heat
Something something displace someone else's balls
lyric ivy
thats how they do bottom surgery in lancer
minor orchid
It's either that or provoking the mimic gun
west phoenix
using the lich to rewrite time to change someone's gender
"i feel like... something is off but i can't explain it"
robust plank
awawa
zinc topaz
i made a horrible mistake
i've just laid down in my bed
i fear .. the eepy is going to take me if i dont fight it
i cant be this eepy its only 7
icy dove
using the lich to rewrite time to change someone's gender
So this is sorta a plot beat in Steins:Gate, but the person asks for them to do it, which is neat.
west phoenix
i'm gonna nod like i know what you're talking about
robust plank
rhe eeper
icy dove
Anime about time-travel stuff.
icy dove
Dungeon Meshi I think is the name. Also known as Delicious in Dungeon.
west phoenix
"the one with the elf girl juli posts" thats your favorite and you don't even know the name???
steady adder
the elf's name is juli elf
west phoenix
jarcille
robust plank
her name is lesbian
noble ivy
Juiceiline
west phoenix
drink up
robust plank
yummy
noble ivy
west phoenix
anyways chat i am hungry brb
icy dove
See ya
zinc topaz
"the one with the elf girl juli posts" thats your favorite and you don't even kn...
erm it's called sarcasm pal you better brush up on it ☝️
tame tide
i've just laid down in my bed
I should really do that some time
especially since it's nearly 3am
icy dove
thorn hinge
lancer cancelled again 
zinc topaz
goodnight calliope <3 sleep well and sweet dreams all
icy dove
robust plank
hiiiiii acallipoete
pliant ibex
man, outfit was interesting to play, super weird way to pay off, sad I couldn't play more with it
what were we talking about?
west phoenix
people don't know how to use parenthesis
upbeat hemlock
(I do)
robust plank
joyous evening calliope
normal root
https://tenor.com/view/lancer-ttrpg-mech-genghis-dog-gif-13175239381890990758
Time for strategic transfer of equipment to alternate locations for this gif
limber fossil
grandma squad might be fucked
yesterday we finished ch2||BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||
||we won. we spend almost all of our resources, but we won.||
||HOWEVER.||
||our cruel, heinous, transmisogynistic GM is pondering a horrid decision||
||that he will go back on his word to give us a full repair after anti-capital.||
||and perhaps prepare another fight for us. mind you, i, the lancaster, am down to ONE REPAIR||
west phoenix
i think he just hates your ass
limber fossil
exactly. cruel, horrible, transmisogynistic
we've decided that the cult obviously has to be transmisogynistic
because in ||both the fights we've been in so far my lanny ass just keeps getting targeted. aside from, well, brick the elite vet cataphract, who beelined for the raleigh, but even that bitch went for me eventually. I barely did anything except provide cover and pop my 2 cores_!_ I think i was mostly just stabilising lmfao.||
||so, unless they know my character's secret, anzora has no idea why the cult keeps beelining for her. is it because she's the biggest target_?_ even if they did know her secret_?_||
limber fossil
you gotta focus the supports, thats combat 101
||they focus the support and then act shocked when the untouched damage/controllers fuck shit up||
west phoenix
trust me i got that treatment too
so i teleported the balor on top of the people who jumped me
they learned real quick
limber fossil
i don't really mind it tbh
again, more damage to me, less damage to the actual damage dealers
thorn hinge
we've decided that the cult obviously has to be transmisogynistic
that, or the gm is lmao
limber fossil
por que no los dos
prime terrace
balmy obsidian
crude granite
My character finally sprung for the furry body mods in their backstory because it was a wishlist thing for a while and they needed a new look fast because of a job going horribly wrong anyway
They came to Calliope to lay low for a bit and then lost all their money gambling and are stuck
minor orchid
I mean if furry mods exist
I am sure a shady fellow can put you through melanin' sessions(?)
willow needle
i will be drawing women in armor soon i feel like you guys will enjoy that
YESSSSSSSS i love women in armor
cant wait to have armor of my own
willow needle
You fucking bet we liked it we have been there for 6 hours
willow needle
you can befriend a faerie dragon
willow needle
<@323109030014877698> is going to have a field day with this
its him
NICOLAS BOLAS, EL QUE SE NICA LAS BOLAS
limber fossil
how far do y'all backread 😭
minor orchid
ah no I just pinged her haha
willow needle
this mf pinged me 3 times while i was sleeping ahaha
willow needle
now come to play monster roadtrip™ 
willow needle
balmy obsidian
willow needle
gm calliope
day was going great but something had to happen so now everything's shit
lyric ivy
awww, im sorry to hear
willow needle
-# how does one deal with their partner getting mad at them for not responding to a message in less than an hour? 
zinc topaz
good morning calliope
balmy obsidian
You tell me, I don't have a partner 
limber fossil
-# how does one deal with their partner getting mad at them for not responding t...
A healthy relationship means clear and open communication, and sometimes that means saying or asking uncomfortable things. Apologise if you truly believe you did something wrong, but don't do it just to appease them. I think it's more important that you ask and understand what they believe you did "wrong" by messaging "late," and if there are any external factors to consider here
only on lancer would this shit get a fire emoji reaction
limber fossil
touché
willow needle
A healthy relationship means clear and open communication, and sometimes that me...
i dont think im in the wrong considering i told them i was busy playing vermintide 2 with friends, then they asked me if i wanted to play borderlands 2, and then got mad i took like an hour to answer 
its that silly idk what to do in this situation ahaha
its one of those dream situations i feel glad i woke up from
limber fossil
oh girl 😭 are you serious
tell them to knock it off lmfao
although of course it is worth considering if there is something more to this whole thing. that's really not a normal thing to "blow up" over
especially if you already informed them
zinc topaz
ive been in a relationship where i literally had to write like elementary school timeout statements as apologies at least once a week
"this is what i did wrong, this is why it was wrong/upset you, these are the steps i will take in the future to make sure i don't do it again"
don't date someone who doesn't like you
not saying that thats your situation, naana, just generally saying don't do that lolol
willow needle
idk it feel so silly to get mad at me for taking an hour to answer, and even more when i already said i was busy. there's a whole day left still, im not going to play vermintide all day, but seeing they got mad at me im not in the mood anymore ahaha
i guess something else got them to be very volatile today?
lyric ivy
theres good odds that that's the case ime
willow needle
its hard to know cuz, i know they are mad when they start to ghost me and change their status to DND XD
lyric ivy
they probably were already pissed at something else in advance
zinc topaz
just an opinion here but i think ghosting someone when you're mad at them not a very kind way to handle that emotion
limber fossil
maybe I'm too much of an egotist but I would not let that shit fly lmao
like excuse you but I am a prize
zinc topaz
i personally would not either
limber fossil
if ya ghosting me then ya better get your damn tombstone out
lyric ivy
there are certainly better ways to do things than ghosting imo
zinc topaz
being ghosted tells me that 1. your love is conditional or 2. you think i deserve to be put in timeout like a petulant child and dont respect me
granted there is a difference between "i'm upset with you and think i'll say something i dont mean if i dont take a minute to cool off before we talk about this" and just totally withdrawing contact with no explanation or promise to come back
i'm talking solely about the latter
willow needle
tbh at least im glad they understood they do have anger issues. still i guess they do ghosting even if i said it makes me very anxious. at least i think they are doing it cuz, well, first, they are always upset, angry or sad when they are in DND, and second cuz i answered with "sorry, i told you i was busy" a minute after they sent the message of "i guess that's a no"...
its been a long while since they last did something like this but its still like,, why tho. like im not perfect i can fuck it up could you get mad when i actually fuck it up ahaha.
willow needle
granted there is a difference between "i'm upset with you and think i'll say som...
i dont know, i dont feel its cooling off, i think its due to them being autistic and suddenly shutting off socially. it happens to me too but, i think its one of those situations you have to learn to push through emotions to communicate?
i guess i'll know from them in a day or two at this point, its not the first time
limber fossil
not to offer more unsolicited blunt advice, but to in fact offer more unsolicited and blunt personal opinions, autism or whatever isn't a get-out-of-jail free card for emotional immaturity
ghosting just isn't responsible behaviour. you ghost people after first dates. you don't ghost a partner who was just hanging out with their friends.
of course there can be more struggles with developing healthy reactions and responses to potential stressors in a relationship as an ND person.
but, with no further context to confirm a more precise opinion
i kinda just think your partner's being a bit of a dick
zinc topaz
i dont think anyone deserves to go a day or two without hearing from their partner just bc they didnt respond to a text message fast enough
and it makes me a little sad that you're like "yea thats normal :p im used to it" :(
especially considering you said youve already communicated that the silence makes you anxious (me too girl) it's like. almost an unfair and mean punishment
some things arent our fault but they are our responsibility
autism or not, it's not ok to treat your partner that way imo
zinc topaz
im trying to be as delicate and nonobjective as possible considering i dont know your partner nor your relationship with them and i dont want to act like i do
but what i can say is i spent a really long time in relationships with people who did not give me basic considerations and it sucks
i think, at the very least, im seconding what ari said and saying your partner is being a dick about this
willow needle
i just suppose sometimes they have days they just arent in a good mood or something else happened, i just got used to it after a while. like i said im not perfect, altho ive been working alot on my issues lol. but i dont think theres any other context for today. similar stuff happened before with other issues.
-# i think the worst is that, apparently, me talking with my friends in spanish "gives them a headache" and they have gotten moody. like, them joining a vc called "only spanish" and us talking in spanish made them react like that, its even worse when in person. like.. im sorry thats my language, our space for that language. im even worried into what they gonna do when we visit chile next year, will they expect everyone to be talking in english...? some of the friends we will visit there have said to be really bad with english... it really worries me. how does my mother tongue cause them a negative reaction like that?
but yeah, just sorry for venting
light mist
bruhhh that feels like such a red flag ngl
willow needle
-# like i want to say that its mostly their anger issues with stuff like this and their, apparent issue with my language, creates environments where i get a ton of anxiety and theres no communication mostly until they decide to. they are very rare to happen, like its not every week or something like that.
-# they do a lot for me, they have also forgiven a lot of my crap (mostly shit i dont mean to while in a panic attack). when i say they have done a lot for me i mean it, they saved my life from my previous ex partner practically, and they have spent a lot to help me.
-# its just these stuff that make me uncomfortable, i dont know when something can trigger them into being super non talkative, and idk what to do into why my language causes them such negative reactions. srs what the fuck are we supposed to be when we are in chile with people that dont know english very well lolol. what im supposed to do when we live together and im in a call with my friends. it really concerns me tbh.
zinc topaz
they joined the spanish only vc and then ghosted you bc you were speaking spanish and they didnt like it??
willow needle
last leaf
?????
zinc topaz
well if it were me in your position, when your partner decides to speak to you again, we'd be having a serious conversation
i mean. what do they want you to do lol.
clever cloud
Naana, i would go all latina bitch on their ass. fuck em
limber fossil
girl is they white
beecause the language thing is a helluva red flag
like it's one thing to be ghosted or whatever
and a whole other thing if you're a POC and they're not and they're mad at you for speaking a non-english language
lyric ivy
i missed some of it but from what i'm gathering it's giving racism
limber fossil
i've seen those "micro"aggressions all too often
willow needle
neither of us are a POC but still. i do understand if when ive been like, playing dnd in the same room and i was too loud, that annoyed them. but then it changes when im in a only spanish vc, they join, and start doing mumbles complaining we arent changing to english. then they complained too when i was doing an effort being quiet while in another room.
clever cloud
kill
willow needle
and what are we supposed to do when visiting friends that in person arent that good with english. 
clever cloud
kill them
limber fossil
to repeat my favourite joke about white enbies
"doing the dishes is something my dad made me do so you're really not respecting my boundaries by telling me to do that again"
no fr babes i have to be honest
dump them
willow needle
like im sorry, u have a partner and friends that have spanish as the mother tongue. i dont know why this is even an issue... either try to learn or just, like, deal with it idk. it shouldnt be an issue, just accept you dont understand the language and sometimes/some people dont wanna switch, even less if they dont have practice. its so basic IDK BRO i dont even know why this is happening.
limber fossil
"doing the dishes is something my dad made me do so you're really not respecting...
"it's actually crazy that you're trying to make me relive my trauma like that"
willow needle
"doing the dishes is something my dad made me do so you're really not respecting...
HOLY SHIT THAT SOMETHING MY ABUSIVE EX PARTNER DID ALL THE TIME
zinc topaz
naana im gonna be fr it sounds like you already know there's issues here lolol
i'd uhh. not be putting up with that
limber fossil
HOLY SHIT THAT SOMETHING MY ABUSIVE EX PARTNER DID ALL THE TIME
I-
lok
if it were me
i would be dropping their pasty lil ass on the spot
zinc topaz
mmmmhm
limber fossil
my ass is too juicy and my lips are too luscious
i have no time for a whiny bitch who can't handle me having a life outside of them
zinc topaz
if my partner and all of their friends primarily spoke another language i would be learning that language
west phoenix
Uuuh good morning
limber fossil
and you seem like a really lovely and talented person_!_
zinc topaz
morning jenny :3 hiii
willow needle
about the trauma thing i mean an abusive ex partner, details: ||the one that made me need to use a wheelchair for 2-3 years||
thats the person my current partner saved me from lmfao
hiya meow
limber fossil
HER NAME IS JENNY_???_
thats the person my current partner saved me from lmfao
ah.
zinc topaz
me when sunk cost fallacy
limber fossil
and while you can totally be greatful for what this partner has done to "save you" or get you out of that... thing
zinc topaz
i didnt click the spoiler until just now woah jeez
limber fossil
that doesn't mean you owe them anything
lyric ivy
my ass is too juicy and my lips are too luscious
i wish to have your confidence Ari
zinc topaz
you've been through a lot :(
limber fossil
i wish to have your confidence Ari
it came from years of crippling self doubt and insecurity
like we're talking bad shit
willow needle
that other person is a huge can of worms, its because of them that i developed an issue with polyamory for a while (it passed and i discovered that im poly myself altho i dont, like, need it or something). the context is not very safe for this server tho.
limber fossil
well
lyric ivy
it came from years of crippling self doubt and insecurity
oh damn she just like me fr
limber fossil
i have experience with cricket bats
so like
if i'm around town
you can call me up
anyway
lyric ivy
oh are we beating someone up?
west phoenix
Me
limber fossil
like we're talking _bad_ shit
tbh then i just started living as my open and honest self
willow needle
we're beating jerry up (its to help him sleep a bit)
limber fossil
and then i realised "whoa i'm pretty fucking awesome"
lyric ivy
no dont beat the blorbo up
limber fossil
and you know what_?_
when you live true to yourself_?_
you'll always be pretty fucking awesome
honesty is the best policy
west phoenix
What if myself is bad
willow needle
what if i have no ego of self and im just an idea in your head
limber fossil
What if myself is bad
girl the only thing bad about you is that behind
willow needle
lyric ivy
you'll always be pretty fucking awesome
REAL!!!
limber fossil
girl the only thing bad about you is that behind
I should change my name to whoremedea
limber fossil
I SAW THAT
willow needle
limber fossil
girl the only thing bad about you is that behind
got me on my knees banging my hands on the floor
lyric ivy
ayo? me and who
west phoenix
Considering the topic went from 'i will kill toxic exes" to "no you're cool" shows y'all really don't know much about me
zinc topaz
i need to live more true to myself :>
limber fossil
Considering the topic went from 'i will kill toxic exes" to "no you're cool" sho...
shrug pobody's nerfect
lyric ivy
except me im nerfect
limber fossil
as long as we're willing to be a little bit better today than we were yesterday
limber fossil
except me im nerfect
really_?_ got any proof_?_ visual preference btw
west phoenix
I gotta worry about living not being better
willow needle
honestly i dont even know who i am, so i cant exactly be true to myself. a lot of times people try to do the joke of "guessing what i will say" or in arguments they think x or y will annoy me/will agree with, and i have the total contrary reaction. sometimes it feels that people know a different person for whatever reason. its so weird. who the fuck am i. help.
limber fossil
ahhhh
steady adder
except me im nerfect
@balmy obsidian your self aclaimed title is being challenged
zinc topaz
all i strive to do is leave everything a little bit better than i found it
balmy obsidian
It is not
zinc topaz
i find that just doing that leads to you becoming a very kind person
balmy obsidian
For I am perfect, not nerfect
lyric ivy
really_?_ got any proof_?_ visual preference btw
i know you'd love to see darling but sadly im not showing anyone on the internet what i look like
balmy obsidian
west phoenix
all i strive to do is leave everything a little bit better than i found it
I've been trying to climb out of this fuckin hole and it's been making me worse
willow needle
omg hi leo my favourite cat man
willow needle
it is him, the catman
west phoenix
Mtc
lyric ivy
can i be your favourite Cat, woman, naana
west phoenix
Male to cat
limber fossil
i know you'd love to see darling but sadly im not showing anyone on the internet...
then i suppose my imagination'll have to suffice_!_
willow needle
can i be your favourite Cat, woman, naana
gotta kill meow first i think
limber fossil
i swear i'm not usually like this
willow needle
unless you can share the spot
minor orchid
can' they share?
balmy obsidian
Ari you say that every other day
limber fossil
I've been trying to climb out of this fuckin hole and it's been making me worse
oh honey
willow needle
hiiii hipo you are my favourite pregnant horse mangirl
limber fossil
Ari you say that every other day
see_!_ every other day i'm not like this
lyric ivy
then i suppose my imagination'll have to suffice_!_
sometimes the sexiest parts are the ones you can't see~
west phoenix
unless you can share the spot
I do not want to be anyone's favorite she can have it lmao
willow needle
WDYMMMMM
lyric ivy
you're my favourite meow
minor orchid
hiiii hipo you are my favourite pregnant horse mangirl
eYO?
limber fossil
sometimes the sexiest parts are the ones you can't see~
i swore i wasn't gonna start e-flirting again
i must step down
i'm sorry
zinc topaz
west phoenix
I do not want to be anyone's favorite she can have it lmao
Being perceived is bad. People acknowledging me is bad
limber fossil
im supposed to be playing pathfinder anyway but this is fun to do in between tur...
oh fuck you're making this really hard
balmy obsidian
I am the perceiver
limber fossil
1e or 2e
lyric ivy
2e because im a fucking sicko for numbers
lyric ivy
oh fuck you're making this really hard
that's what she said
balmy obsidian
HEH
limber fossil
hot somebody spray me
zinc topaz
meow someday you will see yourself through the eyes of those who adore you and know how wrong of a statement that is :<
balmy obsidian
~~_hot_~~ somebody spray me
https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-kermit-kermit-meme-kermit-water-kermit-waterfall-gif-24226895
lyric ivy
~~_hot_~~ somebody spray me
spray you with what~
balmy obsidian
Water
zinc topaz
BOTH OF YOU
lyric ivy
shut it frenchman
west phoenix
meow someday you will see yourself through the eyes of those who adore you and k...
People who don't know me*
balmy obsidian
No you shut it
limber fossil
https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-kermit-kermit-meme-kermit-water-kermit-wa...
me after a muff-dive
i'm not sorry for that.
lyric ivy
whats a muff dive
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
oh honey-
balmy obsidian
you PEOPLE
limber fossil
specifically cunnilingus yes
lyric ivy
oh i just never heard the term
clever cloud
i havent seen that expression in a bit
lyric ivy
could you show me (im a visual learner btw)
balmy obsidian
ladies PLEASE*
zinc topaz
People who don't know me*
you assign a negative value to your present and future self based on your past self. i'm choosing to believe that you hold the capacity to be a kinder person to yourself
limber fossil
i havent seen that expression in a bit
an older lesbian mentioned it to me_!_
we were talking about our girlfriends and she said it and i was like "what"
zinc topaz
have you guys not heard that euphemism before? i feel like its not uncommon
lyric ivy
no ive never heard muff dive
limber fossil
and she was like "aye ya wee lassies dun pass down anything_!_ munching the carpet_!_ cup drinkin'! tippin' da velvet_!_"
lyric ivy
muff dive sounds british
balmy obsidian
I can hear scotland in my ears
limber fossil
she was in fact scot yeah
lemme tell ya
i'm not really a woman, but there's nothing like an older scot calling you lassie
noble ivy
Good morning Calliope
wow... I see that alot is going this morning...
balmy obsidian
Juli help they are going to get us exploded 
west phoenix
Yeah I'm overstimulated AF
limber fossil
muff dive sounds british
actually i believe it's australian
west phoenix
I have lancer soon but i wanna stay in bed
balmy obsidian
have lancer in bed 
limber fossil
actually i believe it's australian
I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to that down under
lyric ivy
~~I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to that down under~~
do you come from a land down under?
minor orchid
have lancer in bed <:Brain:804465367476600872>
zamn!
lyric ivy
have lancer in bed <:Brain:804465367476600872>
lance her? i hardly know her!
limber fossil
do you come from a land down under?
I come from a down under sure alright