#In Golden Flame
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in this essay i will explain how franz ferdinand's assassination lead to transgender literature and healthcare being inaccessible for decades despite having been researched
we can say it
skissue
lesbians can say that word yeah
transition
i am not one
i am a fyke?
I FOUND YOU
the fuck is that
FAKER
whats the difference between dyke and butch
Damn this chat movingg fast
Less than 5 mins ago it's like "damn people are posting their game hours... Time to... NVM It's moved on"
Me hwne I
-# you should put your finger in one?
well i want to see your game hours Al
??!??!?!?????????
me hwne I
GUYS CHILL
never heard that fairy tale have you
THE MODS ARE GOING HOME SOON
Calliope has the zoomies yet again
rainbow six siege... my condolences
AH FUCK, SCATTER
IK
also what the fuck do you do for 1300 hours in gmod
Siege is one of the games I actively despise now...
yeah that's based i hate that shit now
Be a young child (not teen) with no friends and then be a old teen/young adult with friends
terraria is also based, i love that game
you play on servers
i am scared
is what you do with gmod
how do you do sort games by time played
every time i think i spent a lot of time on video games somebody comes out with one of these things
dont worry it gets worse
i went damn near feral when i was waiting it to come out
The only experience I have with siege is seeing my other brother and his friends get people banned by crouding around their breaching charges
:(
It's very funny watching my friend play XCOM 2 and go "yeah I have a bit of experience" and then at some point shes says "Yeah I didn't realise you had 1000 hours in it"
on steam my most played game is like 1k but i swear with mhgu and iceborne i have like 3k each
-# (also the entire's chat reaction to me)
terraria is based
i had a friend play xcom 2 to learn lancer and he was flabberghasted at just the amount of random shit i know
i feel like that with risk of rain 2 as well
"let me teach you how to macro" MY SISTER IN CHRIST JUST PICK UP THE ITEMS
me too
-# both for XCOM 2 and Comming out of the closet
holy based
Stealing XCOM 2 perks has been kind of a cheat code for some of my talent rework plans 
have you listened to the human fear
"What if tactician was just Death from above, damn damn good ground and height advantage"
isn't your vanguard lightning reflexes
and i meant ror2 for that one
Run and gun
I don't have a write up for vanguard yet
yea it was alright
Bow to me peons
franz ferdinand and the black keys both releasing a new album this year after how many years of silence and they were both ... good
i suddenly feel so much better about how much time i spent on games
a lot of our time on steam is just us leaving games or random apps open :P
I don't know how much "Private" is but if math class taught me anything it's that if letters are involved it's already too much
i have a ridiculous amount of hours on tabletop sim
me knowing damn well that my most played games will never be seen
Yeah I have spent 16,000 hours on games... I don't regret it. I spent 16,000 hours having fun... And I've had that many hours yeah but I've also had my steam account for over half my life
and most of it is it being open in the background while i prep d&d
the speed you make these memes
CONSOLE GAMES YOU FREAKS
actually that was just part of the website lol
we can make a meme quickly if you want
🫴 
Here, take it. It will give you strength, help you on your journey... if you can withstand the chemical surge.
send me your friend code i will
oh we should check our xbox stats
ps4 for me
15% of my life since I got steam has been on steam games
I don't know why my mind made it sound so dirty
we probably have way too many hours on halo 5
Eh that's fine tbh
passing judgement
"let's compare our stats
"
something something bdsm test
shut the FYUCK up
"Oh, your stats are pretty big.
"
NO
SHUT UP
I'm sorry I will stop
This was my whole quota for the day
not that thing...
that one ace "horniest sentence known to man"
the multiplayer and forge were good
Let's compare our stats haha
And by stats I mean... 😳
||Autism test scores||
which test
IDK I forget my scorees
man this is making me do math
17 days is 408 hours
oh thats not that bad
I sunk a lot of hours into xbox 360 and xbox 1 for halo games
This chat might be getting a little excessive just in general
eh whatever. what's your favourite hyperfixation
i played so much halo 3 and reach
i played a lot of shovelware trash games on my xbox
Lancer and larp
and like $15 indie games
Doritos Crash Course 2
literslly
I used to make Halo Reach racing maps back in the day
i had a lot of fun with it
you're evil
those maps are evil
i never quite got halo
damn i can't infodump the lore on these bitches 
i played like battleblock theater, soul calibur v and dark souls from when they were free, and then like branded nonsense games
battleblock theater kicked ass.
i always thought halo was the shit but didnt like the gameplay
we played the hell out of gears of war and the halo games
gears of war mention
one of my favorites was a very simple 8 loop track with infinitely spawning barrels raining down in the middle of the track. Did i mention the track had no barriers :)))
but the whole ancient alien civilization thing has always been cool
I remember sayiong recently I was rewatching Red vs blue. My friend says "yeah that tracks"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TRACKS!
i've never seen red vs blue
It means "That makes sense"
kill me i know
No
I also had another that had a one-way wall glitch that lets you stick to walls, So i would make segments like Mario Kart 8 where there's no floor
we actually rewatched red vs blue from s1 to s17 with our girlfriend recently. was pretty good 👍 love the themes of trauma that they somehow managed to do quite well
oh thats impressive
would you all kill me if I said
"You're not missing out on much"
No
Red vs blue is Actually really good. It takes a while to pick up. I find it funny but it deffo does suffer from early 2000's data humour
i'd kill you for far less
Which caught me off guard but I wasn't surprised.
borderlands 2 enjoyer
Halo Reach racing maps were my autistic special interest, if you will
Everyone that plays IGF is a borderlands enjoyer.
It's a Space Station 13 kinda love of it
It's genuinely great but also It's Not For Everyone
ive never played it
I think I've watched RvB like... twice now properly. I'll be real my most recent watch through I stopped at S13
me when tiny tinas wonderlands
false. all my players hate borderlands humor
I just don't want to dissapoint myself after S13
Like it became a meme where we posted the slurs cat whenever there were slurs in it
the what cat
slurs cat??!?
fun fact tiny tina's VA is now voicing one of my favorite characters of all time
yeah me /BIG JK
nah, i hate Mordecai waaaaaay more than Tina (in BL2)
oh i just meant that was the only game ive played
O rly?
"I SHOOT BETTER WHEN IM DRUNK"
im saving this thank you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i fucking hate krieg
I love krieg
but yeah you can track whenever we watched red vs blue because we'd send the slurs cat
which is a shame because he's my type of playstyle
which is a sign of a good and cool web show
I played Gaige (Is that how you spell it?)
ye
krieg is the epitome of bl2 "HAHA XD RANDOM" humor
anarchy my beloved
Idk why but this is peak igf chat to me
The real trick to enjoying BL2 is to be inoculated against all the cringe when you were 12 years old
i loved hitting an enemy once for 5x eleonor's damage with a stray smg bullet
side topic but anyone who enjoys module writing and/or general design able to let me bounce a draft off them for a roaming monster idea
I loved playing anarchist becaue it's the only way you can do damage to any mob after level 5
ngnnhnngng we shpuld continue writing our pseudomodule campaign thingy
Eh, like it's how they played "insane psychos" which is very HAHA very ranndom. and he does say random XD bullshit. But he also has the internal monologue voice which is really interesting
skissue
nothing in borderlands gets worse than Ava in 3
meow and al
haha poop train xd
Don’t you love it when a characters whole gimmick becomes useless for most of the game
(Axton’s turret and deathtrap…)
I remember when I got access to blood splosion then I was like "Ok so what do I do now... There's no enemies" then my friends were like "My sibling in christ, that's because you melee a sinngle enemy and the whole opfor explodes for 5 billion damage"
i wish krieg was more like he was in his head. a dude trying to be normal and sophisticated to just random yell random shit is so much funnier imo
Listen you can call skill issue all you want and you'd be right but also I'm not spending hours reloading maps to get one of the three whole good legendaries which are the only viable weapons in the fucking game only for it to become obsolete aGAIN five levels later
cat that bites people who say slurs

Is that not what he is?
idk what the fuck yall are doing but Deathtrap trivializes the game all the way to lvl 30
not in any of his in game dialogue, no
he's just the i yell random shit guy
UNless you're playing him where you actually hear his monolgue IG
is that your cat
yes
He was my main so that makes sense why I'm biased
cat's cat
she is beautiful
Car
they're supposed to harry and chase the party while they're traveling, intended to give the area a memorable villain that isn't really redeemable or the "main bad guy," and provide a reason for the characters to personally be invested in getting amn off the island
Cats kat
he would be my main if he wasn't annoying
Equip that catrr
i'm worried this will be annoying though
you activated my brain instantly https://youtu.be/C32A75RbpJw?si=TomU_c9qN6iCH4gN
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
She Is Beautiful · Andrew W.K.
I Get Wet
℗ 2001 The Island Def Jam Music Group
Released on: 2001-01-01
Producer: Andrew W.K.
Producer: Mario Dane
Producer: Scott Humphrey
Engineer: F. Gryner
Engineer: Jeff Burns
Engineer: Robert Thompson
Mixing Engineer: Mike Shipley
Co Producer, Engineer: Joh...
i love playing the "i take a billion damage and punch you" characters
or too difficult
you get a leaflet's worth of custom psycho voicelines with him and that is more or less it, yeah?
Cat's cat, Kat who is a cat, unlike Cat (maybe)
gaige is also annoying but not nearly as much
she's annoying in the mid 2000s invader zim way, which is a little better
robin da bank :)
Trade offer:
You deal 5 billion extra melee damage
You also hit yourself 12% of the time (every time it's needed)
She’s the manic pixie girl trope that plagued the early 2000s
look at that precious stare. amazing
no thoughts
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP" hits self "BE QUIET!" hits self hits self
she is so polite
Talking about Krieg from borderlands 2?
350 hours in bl2...
Yeah
Boys Love 2
Boy love 2!
boy love was so good
Man that was my main, i spent way too many times throwing the axe instead of actually hitting someone with it
when is yuri 2 coming out
i do love that ashly burch became a VA because of tina as much as i hate her. she went from my least favorite character of anything (tiny tina) to one of my favorites (huntress wizard)
whaaaaaat
hold up what
huntress wizard is tina?
in fionna and cake, yeah
Having so much hp was fun too
she has like, 3 VAs
FUCK YOU

loki
jenny slate also voiced her who is one of my favorites too
shes a huntress and a wizard. whats not to get
You wanna know the funniest thing?
Yes you are but anyway
multiclass ranger wizard
I bounced off adventure time growing up
but I swear i'd probably be a different person if I latched onto that instead of steven universe
The juke I pulled on Juli earlier was 100% an accident
i can't find the clip of her saying it but the drunk history "the fffuckin.... PIGEONS MAN!" lives rent free in my head
i latched onto adventure time and still tear up when i hear time adventure
it is like, my goat
especially bc john dimaggio cried to it in that one video
pov they are going to throw up on the carpet in an hour
god forbid we just want a little treat
true
Its a Rebeca Sugar song
of course you're going to sob your eyes out
is it sulphuric acid again
well anyways i posted the little wandering monsters encounter if anyone's got an opinion on whether or not it would make you want to kill me as your dm or not
No I would never
the gradual increase of how real adventure time got is crazy dude. idk how it perfectly grew up with its audience
i did a similar thing for my players when i ran them through the original version of the module and they seemed to enjoy it but
i skipped a few seasons and i actually watched the huntress wizard episode with her and finn and i was like what the fuck happened to this show
It's Hydrocloric acid instead
is this a- oh god damn it
Is this a what
yeah but HCl is so much less fun
anyways my autistic rant is over
When's the next one
right now
Yayyy
There is literally one thing that comes to mind when ppl talk about Adventure time and its a music vid that somehow fucks me up even if i watched/knew one or two shows appearing in the vid
the final episode?
i haven't watched Adventure Time at all, at best clips about the Lich
the thing about adventure time is that it has some of the most well written tragic characters in fiction and theyre like
side characters
bro like, 4???
who does end up being like a main character later but
it seems like its more because he's so well written
my favourite tragic character is me
:cat nodding emote i dont have:
god... the dad episodes...
-# I feel like I can write a whole ass essay on that topic, but lets keep it light today, shall we?
i realized later on that i took heavy inspiration from betty when it comes to serenity
"you learned a valuable lesson today!"
"naaaaaah. i'm just going to try harder!"
finns dad is one of those characters i cant think about for too long without wanting to start a youtube channel where i talk about fictional characters in hour long video essays
trust me there's enough of those about those episodes lmao
:CH cat not:
ah fuck i need to go lift the pellet bags again
something about how we see ourselves in our favorite characters
im just a little woman i dont have the muscles to lift bags
me when blaidd elden ring
believe in the cat that believes in you!
thank you bestie
im not even on hrt yet btw what the fuck will my strength be like when i am
-# In my experience not much will be different, tbh
HW is me if i was cool. she just doesn't give a fuck lmao
i think i'm stronger after HRT
i don't think its because of HRT, it just happened
idk i hear it fucks with muscle mass or something
yeah it adds more mass to your ass
me when achilles come down comes on on my playlist and i immediately get hit with the depression nuke
what
anyways i need to go drive my employee to work ill brb :3
sharing this again
last night i was like i want this towel warmer at target
but i cant justify spending the money
and i just found a $20 in my pocket
i think this is a sign i need the towel warmer
seeing juli use my own emote against me is so funny idk why
I steal learn from the best
my least favorite feeling in the world is cold wet after shower
im like a cat when im wet
this is me yes
wacp
OK, I am being rational and have decided I do not need the towel warmer
I need to be buying shelves and a dining table first
Wet area cat pigeon
huh
Be indecipherable
I live by those words
if you don't know your next move they won't either
I know my next move
It's just baffling sometimes
That is, baffling to those who don't see the vision
I assure you throwing the saladin prone for 5 rounds is the optimal play
wet ass Cat [CENSORED]
Wide ass code pigeon
Mfer animation cancellled
how did you know my password
there's a local band who's most popular song is a remix of their second most popular song and I haaaaate that cover
and yet, it's like 7x more popular
I have a band who I really like but I really don't like their most popular song lmao
mood
It was funny when it began to play when I went to one of their concerts and then the WHOLE CROWD clapped in sync when it started
I'm curious to know which
Enter: Shikari
The only british band I know is Muse
look at this shit
Actually I might know more but if i do I am wholly unaware that they are british
what's fucky is that La Secta is one of the most influential latin rock bands in latin america. They basically defined the sound of the 00s and their spotify numbers do not reflect that
Muse is also sick
A lot of bands I like aren't English I think
Actually I'm unsure
NVM a lot of my music taste I think is English
The fucked up thing is that I keep forgetting which song I like
I LOVE MY FAMILY I LOVE BEING COMPLAINED AT THAT I DIDNT DO A THING I WAS NEVER ASKED TO DO
sorry chat i am unhappy
I hate that shit
Happens way too often and just makes me go, "what, was I supposed to read your mind?"
real
powder that makes you say real
"why didnt you move the car out of the gate" bitch how was i supposed to know??? i didnt even leave the car there???
Ok that's silly
apparently the correct answer was "you know that your mother is coming back from work soon and she has nowhere to park"
which is like
a) no, i did NOT know that
b) even if i did why do I have to move the car that I didnt park
c) when was any of this communicated to me???
im sorry i just needed to yell this into the void
i understand kitty cat cat
Reworking talents hard
finished playing borderlands 1 yippieee
which class?
siren
neat
siren??? igf reference????
Hi ada. 
Hey calliope I have been summoned
I'm working on something igf related, even
So I pulled all my music off soundcloud because of the new terms of service letting them feed my shit into the slop mills, and I'm slowly working on posting things to youtube instead. And I have a song I made for act2 that I also made art for. But it's a video. So why just have an image when I can have animation. Why do one quick job when I can do ten times the work for a tiny change in result.
Also I swear I didn't just suddenly appear just because Juli posted the siren "wanna make out" image
that's just a coincidence
A likely story
aw dang i was just about to ask you
day 2 of still not beating this fuck ass boss 
advice: "do the thing you're already doing"
incredible. after a whole as 15 months of running this game, i feel like my notes are finally good
omg i finally beat this bitch so now i can focus on lancer
oh wow great timing eleonor
idk why but the mechanic didn't properly trigger but i'll still take that W
and then immediately died to the other one
why did they include so many gimmick mechanics like idk what this shit issss man
someone needs to mod a dark souls bonfire for these dudes, it's insane
My cousin…
quickly coming to just adore the maintenance crew here
before my door didnt close all the way, now it closes so good it sounds like im discharging a firearm every time i open the door
before my toilet didnt flush, now last night i had to watch a youtube video to get the tank to stop overfilling and fix it myself
before my sink drain stopper doesnt move, now it still doesnt move they didnt even touch that one
My note connectivity graph for end of ch3
This is from when i was preparing chapter 3
you guys who can actually use note webs like that impress me
i just make every damn word a link
every orange word here is a link to another note (possibly non-existent)
eventually notes catch up with each other and I fill in the links i already made
like, i have tons of links pointing to Hell's Gate, but no HG note itself
are the NPCs in the fight with ||S1GN4L Hellhounds|| or just random pilots? this is for the combat ||Denial of Service||
There's no other named NPC's in that fight, but I know a few GMs who add some minor characters there to add flavor
also, while it is chapter one, maybe spoiler mark some things like npcs and scene names
you should probably take GM questions here: https://discord.com/channels/426286410496999425/909574961931362365
my bad. added spoilers
Don't worry, its just that we have a habit of being overly careful with spoilers
I made them ||Hellhounds, most of whom were kind of bored and/or mad that they were stuck on the listening post and having to put up with S1GN4L||
i dig that
My friend Bunzi had two NPCs that ||showcased the two general types of hellhound. Advice dog, an older veteran from the first years of the hellhounds. and Print F, a young hot head who's simply angry at the world for the shit hand she was delt.||
good afternoon June
good morning calliope
grandma squad in 12 hours
assuming these boys don't fall asleep again
we're finally finishing [ch2]||BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||
I had to ||do the reverse and debuff it for one of my parties. I know you can lose that one relatively consequence free, but I don't think the morale debuff to my players would have been healthy||
our GM ||has buffed every encounter we've fought||
ykw though
we're ||WINNNING||
yeah, lancer has so many knobs you can twiddle, as a player, in terms of performance
||all thats left now is the elite veteran cataphract that's 1v1-ing our raleigh, a veteran sentinel that hasn't really done anything, and SUNBIRD-1||
||the cataphract is an ex-hellhound called Brick who we fought in our very first combat. guess he drank the golden flame juice||
||we're fighting rebake variants, if that changes anything. initial OPFOR was 14 structures and 10 activations.||
||and our GM buffed sunbird-1||
this session in lancer: everyone, ESPECIALLY JERRY, hates serenity c:
me and everyone
even Jerry?...
rare jerry in the wrong moment
no
he was in the right
(ch3) ||serenity told him that she wanted to leave and that she was sick of calliope. she pretty much said "its not my problem anymore" but then was very close to breaking down in tears||
||Serenity, and all of us really, needs a hopecore transfusion immediately||
i definitely need one of those irl
but serenity will get better
its more of a question if the party will forgive her (i hope not)
is serenity your blorbo
yeah my lil blonde bitch
it was funny that this was the ONE session her history was mentioned
and it was pretty much her and ipswitch, someone she normally hates, talking shit about hells gate xD
"i heard some really bad stuff went down there- do you feel some sort of kinship with the nestorians?"
"no because their family wasn't the reason why it happened"
what program is this?
obsidian

WHAT
new brainrot tool acquired
Ditto to the person who said props to people who can use node notes
I'm really gonna waste a lot of time with obsidian putting lore shit for the comic i have planned.

its good without the nodes too, easy to jump between other notes
ah, based fellow ipswich hater
(i don't actually know anything about them but it feels right for a grumpy grandma to dislike the streamer kid)
serenity did, but lately she's learned more about them and feels some kind of kinship
<<
hello???
WHAT
Zero context so it's not a spoiler
THIS SLAPS
wait ada are you bri'ish too
no...?
why not
i dont mind switch except for the "its ya boi" thing
i think if i ever get around to running igf .. i may .. not be able to bring myself to say that out loud
ah damn
i'm so used to seeing bri'ish people with the surname clark
at least now i won't be betrayed again
the greatest horror of playing igf was finding out vex is a br*t
you have to own being cringe
its funny
in our game they have a clear camera mode and a chill mode
it is funny but i cant
and when primo broke down this session they swapped IMMEDIATELY
like oh no i gotta lock in this is real shit
blagh, hello, i am awake
my condolences
blagh to you too léo
There are no condolences to be given here
hello to the french
the french being awake is that i must not be soon
ALAS
shut your ass up

small man invites violence
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you
you probably dont even have glasses that's another layer of deception
Because I folded them to take the picture
you keep a pair of glasses for the bit in case someone asks huh
ok i guess you're a liar
I lie all the time, but I do have glasses
as the picture above clearly demonstrates
Now, you're free to believe I wear them or not, I can't prove that
But the fact is: I DO have glasses
you own glasses, i suppose i'll concede that fact
That's why I have glasses
and my cat very obviously wants me to lay down with her she is pestering me (lovingly)
Go to sleep
sleep well and sweet dreams calliope
Who am I to disagree
eep well meow
Thanks. This is actually from a few months ago but I nuked my soundcloud account after they changed the TOS to feed all the music into the AI slop machines. I'm slowly moving my stuff to youtube, and instead of just a static image I'm trying to do small animations. This will be on my channel soon.
Apparently our family name comes from Ireland, but I'm mostly descended from Finns.
Fins, like sharks. It all makes sense now.
shark
wow, can't believe a man is telling me to shut up
I said shush not shut up
what difference does it make
the patriarchy shall have no silence from I
are you saying you're fighting for the patriarchy
What? No, hell no
I am fighting you because you are mean and telling me I'm wrong and stupid
now who's putting words in my mouth_?_
But Leo you are wrong and stupid
I had to open my phone anyways
Have a good night's sleep or I will post horse as intimidation tactics
is it an evil and intimidating horse
Can you believe it guys?
Mornidge
We glasses posting
Glasses
Who out posting they glasses
Ah man, I need up my glasses game
I have more
I also have the set I'm wearing, my spare and my old pair
I am just a sunglasses collector
Man I need to get new glasses
BANGIN!!!
i just have my broken ass normal seeing ones
When the flame is golden
PILK?!
Pink milk c:
i had Pilk the other day, tastes as good as always
but where is Tilk?!
what is tilk
Turqouise milk!
whats the other ingredient in it
Yes
Wtf is Tilk
We at honey bun farms are happy to announce our new Honey Almond Milk!
honey almond milk sounds like it bangs, actually
holy shit reverie would ZOOM to the farm to take some of that 
i want to send you guys a cool picture of the city in snow but my camera is so ass lmao

Long time customers get a discount!
happy moff noises

good milkning calliope
calliope has what now?
looks at everything calliope actually does have yeah that would check out
characters can have flaaaaaws
even our best blorbos can act impulsively
:joyous:
helo calliope :D today is d&d night, and tomorrow its lancer night! with then more dnd

dare i say characters need flaws
except me, I have no flaws
youre not a character now are you
(this is a lie)
you're a silly kitty cat that lives in my phone
ähm yes i am?
this is true
What silly little critter am I?
I have a single flaw and it's that I'm too perfect
srimp
crustacean
delicious little sea creature
Did somebody say shrimp
atlantic ghost crab
girlie will be eaten in one bite
hey chat i just ate like 2 hours ago why the fuck am i hungry again
you at 2 hours ago? are you a time traveler?
thermodynamics
yeah sure why not
gwuh what. genuinely not sure how that related
(sorry if thats standoffish or bitchy sounding, i am authentically curious)
Well you see it's very shrimple
energy
funny thing is, you dont need heat to study thermodynamica
you just need energy transfer
if hot then need food
(which always results in some excess waste heat)
her greed sickens me
oh right so, i need to eat more because its cold, yeah i may be silly
love yall
-# ah god john faith was about to smack the shit outta me
jeez i dont eat that much now
-# ||well in truth i dont eat enough because EDs are a bitch||
I woke up with a positive determination to waste my day
it feels really odd
"Yeah! We're playing videogames for 12 hours today!!"
Woah, so relatable
Yippie!!!!
grandma squad lancer soon™
we're gonna finish wiping out (ch2 spoilers) ||buffed anticapital||
But one thing i will say about the "characters have flaws" thing is that our group doesn't seem to be fully on board with that lmao
"i will hate you forever for something you haven't done yet"
Still???
booooriiing
oh yea we missed last session cos our GM was eepy 
me when
(See attached file for context)
wut

Lmao
the boys be eepin bit
@limber fossil get his ass
Listen
Our group has 3 europeans, 1 American, and 2 americans who THINK they are on european time
I get it
we have three americans and three people in EU timezones i think 
the point is we have some sleepy bitches
im eepy ;-; forgive me....
i cant imagine running a trans-atlantic game
bigot
i would have to run it at like 8am
you BUFFED (ch2) ||Anti-Capital||
you get NO mercy from me
you have taken NO STRUCTURE in the ENTIRE COMBAT
the fact that we're dogwalking it means that our hearts are just full of more hate and swag and the power of friendship than yours is
im adding ||sunbird-1|| to every sitrep now
brick's a little treat i throw on occasion
LOL
oh? you have a brick in your timeline too?
hey, hey gm, hey.. (ch3) ||dont let them full repair when they get to steele's arena. have them do 4-7 combats in a row||
i am sincerely incredibly curious how tf Brick is here with a bunch of people who got (ch2) ||summoned through a portal||
||im so, so tempted||
but Brick will shrimply not live to see another combat
i did, they did fine. i didnt even wreck a single one
these bitches need to be taught a lesson
ch4 im gonna run every unit as an elite veteran or ultra
this motherfucker, incidentally, picked me up and carried me 20 tiles to the opposite side of the map to start pushing me into stage hazards
i am Getting His Ass after he ejects
ch4 ||Ultra specter||
Wert already does this /j
yeah!! especially for GMS mechs, fucking overbudget the shit against them. they can take it
TRUTH NUKE

they're currently in LL2 mechs due to reserve shenanigans but eh. overbudgeting time lets go
"Hey PC, take 3 Stress."
"W-why???"
"Because i hate you and want you dead"
This too is yuri
There's a bigger difference between me and across the seas and i do it lmao
finally, you're getting it
Yeah it turns out that shit's easy
Just say "This is yuri" when two people clearly hate eachother
yea but then your night time fits better with their morning
im so proud of you
I do it at 11am my time, which is 7 their time
Oh yeah when i find a job I won't be able to stay, but my last job had weekends off
Speaking of people who hate eachother, LEviathans tomorrow 
wha happ
i took a stress_!_ so did tea.
TWO STRESS is NOTHING
im adding reinforcements. screw it all.
Its been long enough!!!
someone quoted you complaining about men oversleeping
It was me
this is because wert mamajorms too damn much
im eepypilled :<
what the hell is mamajorm
minecraft rp server he somehow spends as much time on as a full time job
werticus, darling, if this combat doesn't get over this session, i will kill you
what the hell is a minecraft rp server
you are old
a minecraft server where you roleplay a character
oh, interesting
wert and i actually met on a minecraft roleplay server
I'm 27
i hate to say it
oh my god he really is old
truth nuke
minecraft roleplay sounds fun
i'm only 22 and i already feel my bones creaking
Nah you're only old at 30
you're only 22_?_ why did i think you were 24
Skill issue, old man
igf chat is a christian minecraft server
yeah i can make you see jesus christ alright
because i give off a mature and sensible aura for which you respect me deeply :)
Woah hey
i'm (not that) sorry
sure. why should i ruin such a dream
Because it would be funny
instantly crumbles to dust
if you really wanna feel old, my girlfriend's brother is 26, and he's married and has a kid
I mean
i have several high school classmates who are married with a kid
aren't you 22_???_
yes
My cousins have had kids for like, 8 years at this point
that's wild
Maybe more
at least one had the kid before the marriage granted but still
shotgun wedding_?_
man, ive been an aunt since i was like 9 years old and im 23 
Shotgun wedding is such a funny combination of words
Alas
basically its a quickly arranged wedding because the bride is pregnant
I am aware
-# why does it feel so surprising that you're younger than me?
It really should be about firing shotgun shells into the air but it isn't
Ive gotten to the point in my online experience where i can assume people are younger than me
not everyone is, of course
but now i can assume
Thankfully, Ada is here
does it? i feel like a constant stupid baby
there's only room for one constatnly stupid baby in Calliope
:<
alcohol solves all problems
Guys help, i need convincing to not buy Kindgdom Come 2 and i'll waste my life away playing a virtual one
No
tbh i think i will feel like a stupid baby even if i make it to be 80
i feel so far behind everyone
it says so in the bible
It really doesn't
kingdom what now
uhhh
Thankfully I am not religious
Kingdom delivers come 2
you mean this isn't a christian channel_???_
buy kingdom come deliverance 2 right fucking now best game of the year if you ignore the existence of silksong
It is, I'm just a miscreant
or ex33
havent played that so cant say :<
i didnt play ex33
Damn, 33 exes is a lot
but people wont shut up about it so it must be good
oh i've played none of these games
my only exposure to ex33 is that it's veeeery poorly optimized, even in the realm of poorly optimized ue5 games
the game i really wanted to play was ghost of yotei
What I've been told is that it's emotionally ruining
A thrilling action RPG set amid the chaos of a civil war in 15th-century Bohemia.
You are Henry of Skalitz – an ordinary man doing extraordinary things – caught in a gripping tale of revenge, betrayal and discovery. Henry will embark on an epic journey, "from a humble blacksmith's forge to the court of Kings", as he searches for purpose in ...
yotai looks so fukcing good
but i'll be fucked if i waste money on a goddamned ps5
i was hoping to just buy it for my girlfriend's console lmao
AHAHHAAHAHAHA
or better yet, get her to buy it
"i'll kick your arse to kingdom come!"
🦗 🦗
🦗 🦗
🦗 🦗
🦗 🦗
"...deliverance!"
peak actually
this really is a kingdom come deliverance 2
Kingdom come has a bunch of fuck ass easter eggs like that
i love how its not even in the subtitles, i feel its a blooper of the voice actor and they just left that in
wait, we have to deliver this to a kingdom? and come, 2?
there's a fucking plane in the background in one side quest
https://youtu.be/qAxUyISCEmk?t=12
Genuinely fell out of my chair laughing
LMAO
This has deep lore implications
starbucks cup type moment
Mainly it's just a really big larp game that got out of control
King n come kingdom
[CYBERPUNK THEME]
even deeper lore implications...
WAIT
Anyways we're talking about being eepy its cold who wants to cuddle
APPARENTLY THERE IS A REFERENCE TO THE STARBUCKS CUP IN A TAVERN TOO
Sure
pleeeease
oh shit this is a monty python ref iirc
yall this is the first time i have mega speedy internet.. it's downloading at 750 Mbps
i thought it was just a reference to modern stuff appearing in historical movies due to lack of time or funding
a 90 gig game in 22 mins
ok yea true
Also, over the years i realized that what i love about Skyrim is absolutely nothing to do with the mechanics of said game. I love it when it's a harsh, cold camping simulator with astonishing music and ambience.
My favorite playthrough all of times was when i got a house, and roleplayed as a book collector. My one mission was to have all the books on my shelves. That goal brought me to some crazy places and dangerous encounters, but it was never the main point
so trueee i love just being in skyrim and just having my house, camping and going in the forest
Ive been trying to find that high for yeaaars. I think Outer Wilds hits that same vibe, but i havent checked it out
growing up is realizing that Bethesda's game design was dog shit from the start 
biggest fantasy part of skyrim: you can own a house (several, actually)
i mean yeah, duh
I ran very few mods, but they were always "hey spells now scale with level! like a normal fucking videogame!!"
i run it with so many mods i forgot thats a vanilla thing, sheesh
I run with 30 mods at most, and maybe 10 on average. I dont need much most times
People who say Skyrim is good either don't play videogames or run it so modded you can't even tell its Skyrim
i just like the atmosphere and the vibes
anime tity simulator
I be vibing until a dragon with some of the least engaging game mechanics shows up
That and... "Horker"
Come on man, Horker was the best you could do???
I actively avoid doing the main quest so they dont spawn
what's wrong witht he funny walrus?
I hate the name so much
imagine playing the main quest of skyrim in skyrim the videogame
Its the most "this is a videogame!!!!" name
HORKER? I-
Me when I get you
but yeah, people recommend me Oblivion or Morrowind and fail to realize i hate the videogame aspect of all of them in the first place. Their ambience sucks (due to tech limits)
that said, Oblivion's dedicated spell button is a treat
Hey calliope
Once again I SWEAR juli didn't summon me with an image it's just a coincidence
oop hangon
A likely story
hey~
the evidence is stacking up against you, ada
"I just happen to be near the scene of the murder with a knife in my hand and blood on my face by pure coincidence"
shapes shifts into safe-for-work Ada
Ada has a prosocollar irl
-# omg they were murder suspects
This is a crime,
dropped off my top 20 emojis this month
I thought
dropped off my frequently used and I was genuinely distressed for a moment. turns out I was just blind.
Oh, anyway, I got my video/song up on youtube now
A song inspired by In Golden Flame, a campaign for the Lancer TTRPG.
hey ada, sorry if this is a nuisance, do you think you could make a "loopable" version of this?
sure, though it won't be much different. The song's pretty ambient and freeform, letting the last note die out before hitting the initial again is what I would have done it it was going to keep going so really just cut like, three seconds of silence off the front and it should be good.
I have a new song I'm working on too. My synth is next to my desk and I play with the dials randomlly sometimes? And the other day I turned it on to actually play something and the sound I got was unexpected but vibed great and I swear the first notes I tapped out immediately put me on something
hi ada
Also cunty
BRICK WILL LIVE FOREVER
hiss



by far my favorite complement on my music so far
ada babe you are so poggers
Mwah*!*
I am still not sure what cunty means
As far as I can tell it's kind of interchangeable with sassy but
In the first place I'm not sure what sassy even means either
don't worry your pretty little head about it
I'm not worried, I must gain knowledge
our GM is buffing this encounter (ch2) ||Anti-Capital that he already buffed|| even more by adding reinforcements 
i thought that ||the portal was exploded|| honestly but these mfs want us DEAD
TRUE
nvm he is being "merciful" and adding them to the next sitrep
GRANDMAS
alongside the standard buffings
SHOW HIM THE MIGHT OF THE INDOMNIBLE LANCER SPIRIT
one of the grandmas is currently Rules of Naturing ||SUNBIRD-1||
and also stressing repeatedly
The indomitable spirit of ||GirlFailures||
ch2 spoilers ((this includes you myriad and ari)) ||i am also going to run getting railroaded after||
lmao the outfit
I DON’T LIKE THOSE REACTIONS
be not afraid lancers
dont worry i am giving you a full repair after ||sunbird-1|| at some point
be a little afraid
If anything, be scared whenever he gives you a full repair
this is true
honestly i myself have not come off too badly, but we are down 3 structure 3 stress (combined), all of our cores, and maxed overcharge counters on all of us
I can't wait to run that fight myself jeheje



