It's too early for this, I'll be back lol
#In Golden Flame
icy dove
west phoenix
It's too early for this, I'll be back lol
Same I'm going back to sleep
ancient crag
(Someone throw me into the air please)
upbeat hemlock
I should be asleep
it's nearly 1am here
god I need to get another melatonin script
last leaf
(Someone throw me into the air please)
ancient crag
Thank you Wren your the best
west phoenix
There was a cask of amontillado ass ticking sound that woke me up but its gone now
clever cloud
I recently learned that people don't seem to understand HALL-9000. The bitch wasn't evil; it was stuck in an impossible contradiction of commands and the only way to not lie or fail to follow those orders was to kill the damn crew. Like, the real bad guys are home base!
west phoenix
Robot bad
clever cloud
"Don't lie"
"Also, don't tell the crew what their real mission is"
"Hey hall, what are we doing here???"
*welp, time to kill a motherfucker*
last leaf
yeah it's really a classic scifi case of cascading failures and program your robots better jackass
west phoenix
Great movie I'll never forget that scene from destroying my ear drum in theaters
ancient crag
I’ve never seen that movie
icy dove
I think it was specifically the crew that was awake to pilot the ship and ensure things didn't go wrong that HAL had to keep in the dark.
last leaf
Great movie I'll never forget *that* scene from destroying my ear drum in theate...
honestly it's not a trope I like most of the time but 2001 is a classic banger so I forgive it.
oops replied to wrong message lmao
meant to reply to my own message
icy dove
I could be wrong though, I don't recall if he killed the people in cryo or not.
west phoenix
I was like "ok"
west phoenix
Monke
upbeat hemlock
Rombus
balmy obsidian
-# limbus
west phoenix
LIIMMMBUUSSS COMPANNNY
clever cloud
I could be wrong though, I don't recall if he killed the people in cryo or not.
it truly was "I cannot lie to these people and they keep asking questions!" so yeah, cryo folks had no problem; they were not asking questions
last leaf
honestly it's not a trope I like most of the time but 2001 is a classic banger s...
honestly the only other case of le AI is evil because of cascading failures and unintended consequences of commands that I like is the Children of Time (and that also just gets mega brownie points from me for having genuinely alien alien civilisations).
icy dove
it truly was "I cannot lie to these people and they keep asking questions!" so y...
Yeah I thought so but wasn't certain.
ancient crag
Be good meow!!!
icy dove
https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-sleep-cat-gif-1833006167751974340
Buh bye!
upbeat hemlock
goodnight all
ancient crag
Night Jam!!!!
balmy obsidian
~~ In Golden Rant~~
clever cloud
i loooove getting configuration issues that nobody else in my team faces. I feel like im making excuses every time, even when i know that's not true
icy dove
Yeah it's always rough being the only one experiencing issues with software or hardware. I'm not a programmer, but it's an issue I've had crop up a few times before (mainly when I use mods and cannot troubleshoot for shit)
noble ivy
Good morning Calliope
noble ivy
I'm existing
last leaf
could be worse, could be better?
noble ivy
pretty much
-# although its getting a bit better
last leaf
thats good then!
I'm currently feeling very good because I got this email earlier
technically they actually sent it at half 3 in the afternoon yesterday but who the fuck checks their emails 4 hours after finishing their interview.
icy dove
Good morning Calliope
Goop Morning!
The trailer repairs are almost finished! 🙌
I can start moving soon
(Like working, not moving out)
junior sky
Jerry Masters voted "Most Attractive Man" for the third year running by Hell's Gate lesbians. When asked to comment, responders said "he's just so pathetic, how can I not be attracted to him?"
noble ivy
@limber fossil I remember you saying something about Jerry being catnip to lesbians?
lyric ivy
Jerry Masters voted "Most Attractive Man" for the third year running by Hell's G...
Jerry Masters is the duality between "he's so me" and "would"
limber fossil
Jerry Masters voted "Most Attractive Man" for the third year running by Hell's G...
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
noble ivy
Jerry is designed to soak up all the anxieties of new GMs
-# my timeline's Jerry soaked up so much of my anxiety he accidentally turned into a Jessica...
junior sky
Other commenters had this to say: "I want to turn him into a marketable plushie keychain and hang him from my backpack."
limber fossil
Jerry *is designed* to soak up all the anxieties of new GMs
-# my timeline's Jer...
there wasn't already enough t-girls_?_
junior sky
I am quickly realizing that if I had not become a librarian I would have been a 1920s radio headline announcer
noble ivy
there's never enough T-girls
jovial beacon
Good morning calliope!
limber fossil
jovial beacon
Hope everyone have a good day
noble ivy
Good morning calliope!
balmy obsidian
Eeyore
noble ivy
Other commenters had this to say: "I want to turn him into a marketable plushie ...
please do not the Jerry
-# anything more than eye contact could be lethal to him
limber fossil
jerry is just so pathetic it's hot yk
junior sky
As an aside, does anyone know any foundry modules that would let players leave notes for journal pages without editing the page directly? Said player who has become hopelessly attracted to Jerry really wants to leave little messages for him
noble ivy
jerry is just so pathetic it's hot yk
lyric ivy
please do not the Jerry
-# anything more than eye contact could be lethal to him
if more than eye contact is lethal then i'd kill that man with what i'd do
balmy obsidian
Tagline
limber fossil
this is so me.
no actually me is just
there's you. can we kiss.
balmy obsidian
I'd rather not but I appreciate the enthusiasm
limber fossil
it's fine you're a man
junior sky
please do not the Jerry
-# anything more than eye contact could be lethal to him
I didn't know ||Rita|| was wanted for murder
limber fossil
this is so me.
no actually me is just
> there's you. can we kiss.
you subs are all the same
balmy obsidian
What's wrong with sandwiches??
noble ivy
I didn't know ||Rita|| was wanted for murder
You didn't know ||Rita|| was wanted??!?
jovial beacon
Here have an acrid for the azumanga meme
balmy obsidian
Here have an acrid for the azumanga meme
Minecraft eating noises
lyric ivy
EMBOLDENED BY THE FLAME OF AMBITION
jovial beacon
Minecraft eating noises
NOOOOOOOO
icy dove
The name ||Rita|| makes me think of the lady rat from Flushed Away
noble ivy
I didn't know ||Rita|| was wanted for murder
also, if Jerry activates your player's neurons so much I can't wait for their reaction to ||Rita, Elske, and Loki||
noble ivy
The name ||Rita|| makes me think of the lady rat from Flushed Away
-# is that a compliment or...
balmy obsidian
The problem is out of all of those only Jerry is fits the pathetic criteria
icy dove
-# is that a compliment or...
It's word association
limber fossil
EMBOLDENED BY THE FLAME OF AMBITION
and succoured by our delicious rewards_!_
lyric ivy
also, if Jerry activates your player's neurons so much I can't wait for their re...
i'd shut ||Loki's smug ass face up||, if you get what i mean
icy dove
Hm
junior sky
also, if Jerry activates your player's neurons so much I can't wait for their re...
They HAVE seen ||Elske|| because I've included some of the more well-known NPCs as "common knowledge" entries. No reaction yet. Though they had seen Jerry before and didn't react THEN, so
lyric ivy
because he is hot??? obviously
balmy obsidian
No I mean
junior sky
Honestly I'm pretty sure they're going to react harder for (Icebreaker NPC) ||Gabriel||
noble ivy
Why do lesbians find Jerry hot.
balmy obsidian
I know I regularly make the "Yes but I have eyes" joke I might be tripping over myself and or an obvious answer
you know what actually i have my answer nevermind
icy dove
There's ice in Phoenix. Hell is freezing over, wtf
clever cloud
The problem is out of all of those only Jerry is fits the pathetic criteria
||loki|| fits, you're just not playing him right
limber fossil
||i mean he is a transman innit. i know a lot of tranmascs who identify as lesbians and a lot of lesbians who like trans men and what have you|| ch5 spoilers ig_?_
labels are weird, yk_?_
sexuality's all gravy
balmy obsidian
it's all gravy?
clever cloud
all mustard no ketchup
limber fossil
and hey, just because you don't wanna buy the merchandise don't mean you can't sample it
limber fossil
labels are weird, yk_?_
there was this really cool essay i read a few months ago
called "lowkey, i chose to be a lesbian"
noble ivy
Too spicy for me...
Mustard's too spicy for you??!?
clever cloud
white
limber fossil
french
balmy obsidian
Listen I have a pretty high spice tolerance for a white person alright?
I CAN sample mayo without dying
limber fossil
Listen I have a pretty high spice tolerance for a white person alright?
that's what they all say
clever cloud
bruh, mustard isnt spicy. its acidic
shell bison
||i mean he is a transman innit. i know a lot of tranmascs who identify as lesbi...
Spoiler that
balmy obsidian
I draw the line at a single pepper in my soup though
limber fossil
is that a spoiler_?_
balmy obsidian
Oh yeah definitely
noble ivy
Spoiler that
-# omg gender spoilers
shell bison
yes
limber fossil
our GM mentioned it to us sesh 1
lyric ivy
mustard isnt spicy dipshit
limber fossil
but okay
balmy obsidian
the book only mentionned it in chapter 5 
limber fossil
oh
shell bison
pain peko
clever cloud
one of those spoilers but not really
junior sky
Yea, I'd call it a spoiler (though I will admit it feels personally weird to say that, not in a bad way but just a weird way)
balmy obsidian
It's not crazy important but, still
limber fossil
well, more you know
tbh i also kinda just (ch5 spoilers again ig) ||looked at jerry and was like, yeah, he trans||
clever cloud
the rest of that section is very ultra spoilers, but that one detail doesn't feel like it deserves to be a spoiler
balmy obsidian
I did not but I can never detect these
limber fossil
striga's def trans right
junior sky
I DID tell my player that straight up as ||this is load-bearing backstory and this is why I won't make Jerry a lesbian for you|| and now they love him even more
limber fossil
like it just seems accurate
lyric ivy
everyone in igf is trans
balmy obsidian
Does it?
lyric ivy
there is not one single cis person in igf
clever cloud
everyone in igf is trans
we joke that the only canonically cis people are all evil
balmy obsidian
Wrong I exist
shell bison
Yeah, I was about to say
clever cloud
there is not one single cis person in igf
actually wrong, (ch1) ||Capella is cis||
shell bison
And I don't have Leo's bit
limber fossil
actually wrong, (ch1) ||Capella is cis||
i think it would be funny if || he was also trans ||
noble ivy
there is not one single cis person in igf
to quote one of my players
shell bison
There's also ||Gabriel|| ch2
lyric ivy
actually wrong, (ch1) ||Capella is cis||
yeah well he's (Ch5) ||dead (or is he?)||
limber fossil
|| let trans people be unsexy evil yk||
junior sky
actually wrong, (ch1) ||Capella is cis||
for now
lyric ivy
are we like. transing ||andros capella's|| gender or
limber fossil
bonethin terminally online bitch who's constantly online and only consumes energy drinks
that's like half the people in this server
clever cloud
i think this all truly lands on "Gender in lancer is a completely alien thing to us"
noble ivy
are we like. transing ||andros capella's|| gender or
Estrogen would ||absolutely not save his ass...||
junior sky
are we like. transing ||andros capella's|| gender or
I don't think ||estrogen could fix him, but I certainly want to see what happens||
lyric ivy
Estrogen would ||absolutely not save his ass...||
unfortunately estrogen does not save you from (ch1) ||superheated plasma||
limber fossil
it reminds me of a question i had about if "race changing" was possibly a thing that would happen in Lancer. like if you're a fugitive on the run for example
clever cloud
i do remember vex saying something like (ch3)||Estrogen would make Steele even worse||
balmy obsidian
Congrats, the sociopathic mass murderer has boobs now.
noble ivy
I don't think ||estrogen could fix him, but I certainly want to see what happens...
the "it would be funny as fuck" tier
limber fossil
it reminds me of a question i had about if "race changing" was possibly a thing ...
(for the record i'm not white and this came up because my PC has ties to a certain character in the lore okays)
balmy obsidian
If you can easily change your hair color I'm sure skin color isn't much more complex...?
limber fossil
yeah but it's one of those questions where it's like
really sensitive to look at from our perspective
as people grounded in a world where the colour of your skin is such a defining aspect of your life
balmy obsidian
Bout make my skin black (Hex code 000000)
shell bison
it reminds me of a question i had about if "race changing" was possibly a thing ...
Oh no, that is explicitly a thing in lancer core book is people can change their skin tone
balmy obsidian
Ultimate ninja
junior sky
Oh no, that is explicitly a thing in lancer core book is people can change their...
Yea, aren't there even examples of people with unnatural skintones?
balmy obsidian
Or I go FFFFFF for free flashbangs
noble ivy
Ultimate ninja
-# ermm... actually She-Noh-Bee dressed in a very dark blue because it blended in with the moon light
shell bison
I think its the same mini blurb that people do so to get strange mods as a sign of counter culture. Like how someone would get a tattoo now
clever cloud
Or I go FFFFFF for free flashbangs
noble ivy
Or I go FFFFFF for free flashbangs
limber fossil
Oh no, that is explicitly a thing in lancer core book is people can change their...
oh yeah i recall that
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
god, still so funny to me that the two men writing this book were like
"yeah tails and cat ears are probably really strange and different"
just... not expecting how many fucking transfemmes would be invading this damn game
shell bison
so if you really wanted to just go complete changed identity, someone in lancer can change literally every aspect of their old identity to be someone completely different from race, gender, skin pigmentation, etc.
SSCis wild man
junior sky
Yea, I just remembered there's that guy on the cover of KTB that is like, blue
balmy obsidian
-# ermm... actually *She-Noh-Bee* dressed in a very dark blue because it blended...
Dark blue skin would be cool though
shell bison
Don't ask about the hologram head lady. That was a minefield topic back in the day
junior sky
And you KNOW some SSC worlds are into some fuckshit with that
icy dove
Hm, could make myself into a hot lady with lavender skin.
limber fossil
Yea, I just remembered there's that guy on the cover of KTB that is like, blue
that's cause they're a monk who got permahigh or something
shell bison
The blueblood ye
balmy obsidian
It's because of the Dune crossover
shell bison
KTB really is one big ass dune reference
junior sky
So A. I know nothing about Dune and B. for some reason (ADHD) I still haven't actually read my copy of KTB much yet
shell bison
It's ALOT
icy dove
I need to read both KTB and Long Rim still
shell bison
Plus knowing all of Union is essentially material dependent on the KTB is also like, "Damn, the cost of utopia is not worth it I'm moving to the long rim" And that's how I got to calliope
balmy obsidian
ACTUALLY.
shell bison
I'm also a wanted fugitive
junior sky
Admittedly, my first instinct when I decided to run Lancer was to set the campaign in New York in 1989 SO LIKE
I haven't read a lot of the non-core books for setting info yet
noble ivy
I'm also a wanted fugitive
-# are you talking about Charlotte or yourself...
shell bison
-# are you talking about Charlotte or yourself...
:)
balmy obsidian
yup
icy dove
Neat
noble ivy
Leo skin reveal
clever cloud
Bunzi actually comes from Union core worlds and later Calliope
balmy obsidian
Nah I'm white except the arms that are red because skin condition fuckery
icy dove
Leo skin reveal
Oh my~
clever cloud
... we might be in ||Nestor||
limber fossil
I'm also a wanted fugitive
i'm sure you're wanted alright
i'm losing it
noble ivy
Absolutely losing it, Scoob
balmy obsidian
Ari hold it together
junior sky
Don't ask about the hologram head lady. That was a minefield topic back in the d...
I STILL get into arguments about that with one friend
balmy obsidian
Stay with us
limber fossil
i don't wanna 😭 i wanna clubbbb
balmy obsidian
Then go to the club you fool
limber fossil
i need to crash another bachelor party
limber fossil
Then go to the club you fool
bitch i can't
balmy obsidian
Why not
limber fossil
bigotry.
balmy obsidian
What
limber fossil
in this country_?_ absolutely not
balmy obsidian
Fuck
limber fossil
i can't really go clubbing until i get to spain
and that's another two weeks
and then another two weeks till i'm actually able to sneak out lmao
balmy obsidian
Man
shell bison
~~i'm sure you're wanted alright~~
i'm losing it
I have been told I'm attractive and I always have the same reaction
limber fossil
ooh girl lemme tell you
shell bison
limber fossil
suddenly becoming hot was so wild
icy dove
Is Spain a good country for that stuff? I unfortunately know little about the rest of the world's views outside of America and a few other spots.
limber fossil
it was such a crazy change to deal with
limber fossil
Is Spain a good country for that stuff? I unfortunately know little about the re...
well the place i'm going at least is p cool. the problem is moreso that i'm visiting my family
shell bison
https://tenor.com/view/bnuy-bunny-sleep-bunnies-head-desk-chairs-gif-28334319834...
like damn, you think my bun ass is attractive?
limber fossil
generally western europe is p okay about queer stuff
icy dove
generally western europe is p okay about queer stuff
Nice!
shell bison
I'm just a dude that takes slightly decent care of himself
Sips energy drink with 300mg of caffeine with 5 hours of sleep
icy dove
I'd like to think we're just in a backlash phase that'll peter out soon.
Then progress will continue.
limber fossil
i've lived all over the place so i'm used to a lot of different reactions
right now i'm just stuck in one of the shitty+ countries
icy dove
Unfortunate but I hope you find your way to a better one soon
(Which it sounds like that'll be the case)
limber fossil
yeah, just gotta wait for time and all that noise
it's fine though
what doesn't kill me makes me hotter
shell bison
balmy obsidian
Here's another thing that doesn't kill: drinking water
Drink water, pilots.
icy dove
Drink the entire ocean
balmy obsidian
Alright maybe- maybe don't do that
icy dove
But it's soup
normal root
Bug soup :)
balmy obsidian
It's cold soup that's been festering for thousands of years!
With people and fish pissing dying and fucking in it!
noble ivy
the soup...
balmy obsidian
It's, at BEST unsanitary
icy dove
It's cold soup that's been festering for thousands of years!
So it's a long cook soup
noble ivy
With people and fish pissing dying and fucking in it!
Aren't you supposed to be dissuading us?
icy dove
Also, thousands of years? I think you mean billions bub.
balmy obsidian
I AM TRYING
noble ivy
all you've said so far are selling points
balmy obsidian
Yes, and 10 thousand is also several hundreds
I could have said dozens of years it would not have been any less correct
noble ivy
How would you guys react if I said "every time i would visit the beach as a kid, I would drink as much sea water as a could?"
icy dove
I could have said dozens of years it would not have been any less correct
Yeah but I assume the length of time is meant to dissuade us, so why not use the largest applicable number?
balmy obsidian
Because the ratio between disgust to time is logarithmic
limber fossil
How would you guys react if I said "every time i would visit the beach as a kid,...
that sounds like something a kid would do
normal root
clever cloud
you what's the fuckiest part about climate change? it's slowly turning the ocean into a brine
limber fossil
I had such a hilarious time at the beach last time i went
clever cloud
pickled ocean
limber fossil
got hit in the head with a football
threw my sunhat off
funny as fuck
the boys who had it were very sweet
balmy obsidian
American or European football?
limber fossil
and so concerned it was adorable
zinc topaz
good meowning everynyan
limber fossil
American or European football?
real football
noble ivy
Football or Fütbol?
balmy obsidian
Not american then
limber fossil
exactly
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
i was going to try and catch up with chat but i am
not reading all that
limber fossil
america football is just rugby for babies or something idk
noble ivy
i was going to try and catch up with chat but i am
not reading all that
TLDR: the lesbians like Jerry
limber fossil
idrc for sports outside of watching hot people
zinc topaz
america football is just rugby for babies or something idk
also the least interesting spectator sport ever
balmy obsidian
Same but without the interest for watching hot people
That is to say, I really don't care for sports
noble ivy
I can feel the football rant I've been holding inside of me for a decade shaking at it's cage
limber fossil
because at least that's kind of exciting
balmy obsidian
also the least interesting spectator sport ever
No that's baseball
limber fossil
no other "popular" sport really interests me otherwise
i will never forgive the Cars movies for making me think racing was cool
zinc topaz
No that's baseball
baseball is an extended game of catch and sometimes they run around
balmy obsidian
Sports and racing is only cool in fiction
limber fossil
baseball was interesting for the five minutes they had megan thee stallion on the field
zinc topaz
ive heard blue lock manages to make soccer not boring as hell
clever cloud
i will never forgive the Cars movies for making me think racing was cool
wtf, racing is cool
noble ivy
i will never forgive the Cars movies for making me think racing was cool
RAAAHH DRIVING IN A CIRCLE FOR HOURS WHILE YOU GET ZOOTED ON THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHEAP BEER YOU CAN STOMACH
clever cloud
nascar is less cool
lyric ivy
i used to do rowing, that sport was pretty cool
balmy obsidian
f1 fucking sucks
clever cloud
gt3 is where it's at!!
noble ivy
f1 fucking sucks
don't make me ping athena
limber fossil
f1 fucking sucks
when i go to f1 (aunt gets free tickets) we see everythig but the race
tame tide
I would like to do more sport
balmy obsidian
Ping Athena, do it
limber fossil
my first time at f1 we got vip tickets for ferrari pit stop
it was so fucking boring
balmy obsidian
my dad watches f1 it is SO LONG
limber fossil
all you see is a bunch of cars zoom by every five minutes
noble ivy
f1 fucking sucks
@tight pier ratio his ass
limber fossil
and then watch the rest of the race on the tv
tame tide
I do dressing up and running around in a field and wacking eachother with foam swords but idk if that qualifies... If I could get back into fencing or bouldering that would be fun but that requires time and money
balmy obsidian
It's an extended game of cat and mouse
limber fossil
also the pit stop is so fucking loud
limber fossil
It's an extended game of cat and mouse
that would actually be cool
balmy obsidian
Not for 80 fucking laps
tight pier
my first time at f1 we got vip tickets for ferrari pit stop
What track
lyric ivy
I do dressing up and running around in a field and wacking eachother with foam s...
okay but larp is based i'd do larp with you
balmy obsidian
all of them 
zinc topaz
i thought nascar was exciting for about 12 seconds bc i found out one of the drivers is a family friend and my mom babysat for him so i was like woah a personal connection and so we went to watch it one time from the middle of the track where all the drivers' families and the press hang out in RVs and shit
limber fossil
What track
can't, i'll doxx meself
lyric ivy
is Monza F1, or is that a different racing thingy
limber fossil
i thought the cars were really cool
zinc topaz
snd loud
limber fossil
and the people we met were nice
tight pier
is Monza F1, or is that a different racing thingy
Monza is F1
lyric ivy
i've passed the track a good few times now
limber fossil
basically i like everything about f1 except the racing
tight pier
But yeah some tracks are not good racing
lyric ivy
Monza is F1
ah sick, yeah i live less than an hour from there
balmy obsidian
I had a lot of fun playing Need for speed underground 2 as a kid
zinc topaz
monster trucks i kinda get
tame tide
it was so fucking boring
Is it like, watch a TV screen for a while then look down and see a minutes worth of cars zooming by on a straight line?
Repeat times 80
balmy obsidian
But actual car races, bleh
zinc topaz
I had a lot of fun playing Need for speed underground 2 as a kid
ridge racer and mx vs atv offroad fury for me
clever cloud
and then there's me.. I was watching Nurburgring 24 hrs for 8 hrs and then for the last 4
balmy obsidian
most wanted was also all of the yes
clever cloud
Monaco F1 sucks balls now because F1 cars are sooo big now there's no space for actual overtaking
tame tide
I love watching people playing mario cart and I'm like "damn this shit looks painful to play 
"
I should not have access to
balmy obsidian
I think the thing I find most sad about f1 is like
lyric ivy
I love watching people playing mario cart and I'm like "damn this shit looks pai...
nah its bangin
balmy obsidian
it used to be that you had teams per country, right
So at least you could pretend you're rooting for your team
go france, or whatever
now it's just brands and manufacturers
tight pier
It feels like country affiliation is more per-driver than per-team yeah
balmy obsidian
why would i care about brands
lyric ivy
go coca cola!!!
balmy obsidian
"maclaren won"
who the fuck is maclaren
clever cloud
now it's just brands and manufacturers
and a ton of teams share engine manufacturers for example
limber fossil
the only thing i know about NASCAR is that black guy who showed up as a white redneck at one of them
lyric ivy
the wuh
balmy obsidian
MECH RACING THOUGH
MECH RACING IS COOL
PUT MECH RACING IN YOUR GAMES
limber fossil
i think his handle is drookie or something
balmy obsidian
LET'S FUCKING PLAY F ZERO GX
limber fossil
he dressed up as a white redneck
tight pier
We like F1 for the soap opera tv show type drama shit that happens in the races and sometimes outside of it
balmy obsidian
We like F1 for the soap opera tv show type drama shit that happens in the races ...
so F1 is wrestling but with cars, got it
zinc topaz
druski loool
tight pier
Ehhh
zinc topaz
i forgot he did that
tight pier
Not really
limber fossil
he got some costume professionals from hollywood doing him up
balmy obsidian
too late my opinion is fixed in time now
zinc topaz
yeah it was insanely convincing
lyric ivy
he got some costume professionals from hollywood doing him up
i too would like to be done up by professionals if you get me
balmy obsidian
tight pier
it's entertaining to see your favourite driver crash out live on the radio "I HAVE A CAR, IN MY ASS"
lyric ivy
okay that does sound funny
tame tide
i too would like to be done up by professionals if you get me
Therapy
limber fossil
i too would like to be done up by professionals if you get me
i too would like to be done
upbyprofessionals ifyouget me
balmy obsidian
I think all racing would be drastically improved if they were all replaced by NFS Most Wanted police chases, complete with radio chatter
tight pier
or the agony of seeing a rookie driver dnf twice for both races at his home GP
shell bison
MECH RACING THOUGH
MECH RACING IS COOL
PUT MECH RACING IN YOUR GAMES
I'm literally doing that in mine
tame tide
I had an idea for a mech racing sitrep
balmy obsidian
Good
tame tide
It would be wack
lyric ivy
Good$
zinc topaz
racing except instead of announcers all the drivers have mics in their helmets that the audience and the other drivers get to listen to
lyric ivy
where the fuck is the dollar sign on your keyboard leo
balmy obsidian
Do not pass go do not get 200€
tight pier
racing except instead of announcers all the drivers have mics in their helmets t...
they kinda already do this in f1. but not fully in the main broadcast
balmy obsidian
two keys right of p, right to the left of enter
noble ivy
I'm literally doing that in mine
Eruca's gonna go full mecha musume
balmy obsidian
look up french azerty keyboard
noble ivy
tight pier
pretty sure every driver's radio is fully broadcast on their car-camera if you're watching that, and sometimes they'll show it on the main broadcast
lyric ivy
look up french azerty keyboard
ohhh i see
tight pier
another thing we love about f1 is how good the safety is nowadays
lyric ivy
im surprised driving around at hundreds of km/h can be safe at all
tight pier
it still isn't fully safe, but you can see some of the crashes (there was one crazy one last GP) and it's nuts how drivers will walk away from that stuff
west phoenix
This is how people be acting with me fr
tight pier
it still isn't *fully* safe, but you can see some of the crashes (there was one ...
driver walked off completely unharmed. would be ready for qualifying 3 hours later
balmy obsidian
Same but without the second sentence
clever cloud
the lightyears worth of difference in safety even from the 80s to present is massive
noble ivy
get back here, june
balmy obsidian
No you wouldn't you are way too far away
lyric ivy
driver walked off completely unharmed. would be ready for qualifying 3 hours lat...
modern engineering is beautiful
zinc topaz
tight pier
the lightyears worth of difference in safety even from the 80s to present is mas...
even from the 10s!
tight pier
modern engineering is beautiful
it's great, honestly
zinc topaz
eh well the woman of my dreams lives in germany so i'm used to the distance
tame tide
It kinda makes sense, in a machine where you're being hurled around in hundreds of km/h death traps. As much engineering as possible to make them not death traps makes sense
clever cloud
Rally group b was ridiculously unsafe and incredibly fast for the time, but modern grc cars are both way fucking faater and waaaaaay sager
lyric ivy
i do love how humanity has decided to make things go really fast for shits and giggles and now its somehow not extremely lethal
i love people
tame tide
i love people
Same
clever cloud
we're regularly going several times the speed of any animal in nature and live to tell about it
balmy obsidian
I love you
limber fossil
Gotta go fast
balmy obsidian
In a purely non romantic or sexual way probably
clever cloud
boooo
tight pier
It kinda makes sense, in a machine where you're being hurled around in hundreds ...
Yeah if only it didnt require like 50 years of drivers dying to get to this point
balmy obsidian
Oh grow up
clever cloud
Yeah if only it didnt require like 50 years of drivers dying to get to this poin...
such is the advancement of technology. the history of medicine is seriously horrendously ugly and terrifying.
balmy obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/no-i-did-not-drop-it-gif-19254158
👴🏼 it looks good
zinc topaz
In a purely non romantic or sexual way probably
people are so afraid the word love
lyric ivy
👴🏼 it looks good
i fuckin love that meme
clever cloud
that's changing. people are being way more careful with the way they do things
zinc topaz
i tell my best friend i love him every time we part ways
clever cloud
that's changing. people are being way more careful with the way they do things
... except software
tight pier
such is the advancement of technology. the history of medicine is seriously horr...
aye
balmy obsidian
Friends and I say "Kiss kiss" sometimes when we leave
Well, in french, but you know.
(It's pronounced beezoo by the way)
tight pier
it is nice that we can show people a massive fireball and two seperate halves of the same car and can say "yeah the driver walked out with (relatively) minor injuries"
noble ivy
i tell my best friend i love him every time we part ways
-# I need to get braver and say I love you in more causal contexts
lyric ivy
-# I need to get braver and say I love you in more causal contexts
hey juli i love you :)
zinc topaz
everyone thinks it's weird until they realize it feels good to know people love them and then they stop
icy dove
I love all of y'all. The goofy ass people in my phone that make me smile.
lyric ivy
aw come on guys i love you :) is friendly love
balmy obsidian
correct
west phoenix
Everyone I've said i love you too ended up getting hurt so I'm not
i care about you all a lot
Does that count
noble ivy
And we care about you
zinc topaz
yes
balmy obsidian
it's not romantically aligned unless you apologize profuselly for five sentences for being a bother 
icy dove
Does that count
Yes
zinc topaz
we care about you a lot too
lyric ivy
it's not romantically aligned unless you apologize profuselly for five sentences...
Cat coded
balmy obsidian
Cat animal or cat you coded?
icy dove
Whatever makes you comfortable, it's valid Meow.
lyric ivy
me estabilishing any boundary ever coded
lyric ivy
Cat animal or cat you coded?
me
balmy obsidian
Ah
west phoenix
it's not romantically aligned unless you apologize profuselly for five sentences...
But i do this all the time
tight pier
me estabilishing any boundary ever coded
true...
clever cloud
if i may vent a bit, unrelated to this convo at all
||I feel like these past weeks a bunch of things have been demanding my attention and responsibility. Normally i can say no to one or two, but there's soo damn many it feels like im drowning. It triggers my executive dysfunction really really really fucking bad. Yesterday i spent 12 hours just sitting on my couch feeling miserable||
noble ivy
But i do this all the time
lyric ivy
where was this meme all my life. this is about me
west phoenix
Good cause it ain't about me
noble ivy
Its about all of us
balmy obsidian
Not me I'm never a burden to anyone
clever cloud
Good cause it ain't about me
bitch, your company is a delight!!
balmy obsidian
I am a gift from whatever god you believe in
You're welcome
Disregard anything I've said 6 messages ago.
lyric ivy
you are an eldritch horror (affectionate) Léo
lyric ivy
what happens if i do
zinc topaz
joyous emote attack irl
balmy obsidian
You get no information on me other than the fact I am an horror
lyric ivy
juli what
balmy obsidian
That's right I took the Abominable optional
lyric ivy
juli explain why scanning leo is a flushed react
balmy obsidian
idk stalking is hot or something
noble ivy
looking respectfully or something
clever cloud
You get no information on me other than the fact I am an horror
this means that we cant know if you transed
tight pier
joyous emote attack irl
you just make the face at them
lyric ivy
looking respectfully or something
looking disrespectfully at you specifically juli (youre hot)
balmy obsidian
this means that we cant know if you transed
Why do you think I muddy the water so much
Ludonarrative resonance
lyric ivy
you just make the face at them
yeah i can do that, my mouth contorts into a horrible pair of arcs
balmy obsidian
Maybe I already am trans and you have no idea. Wouldn't be the first time I lie about something. 
noble ivy
Leo's in for the long con
zinc topaz
léo only exists in the ways he lets us think he does
for all we know he may not even be french
clever cloud
simulation and simulacra
icy dove
My Leo theory is he's the first NHP to break containment.
balmy obsidian
Sure, I'll add that to my belief system
icy dove
But that's just a theory, A LEO THEORY! Thanks for reading :)
I don't understand the emotes
balmy obsidian
the end card used to be a disk and an arrow with the logo
balmy obsidian
I mean, yeah, sure, why not
lyric ivy
i mean they're just people right
icy dove
Sorry, I meant Class
lyric ivy
ohhhh
icy dove
Like the Class of NHP's name. My b
lyric ivy
i dont think its exactly on brand with lancer lore but i see the vision
zinc topaz
arent they all supposed to sound superhuman though, like the names of gods and immortals
noble ivy
Also would zodiac signs fit for NHP names?
I don't see why not?
many of the zodiac constellations have connections to greek deities
balmy obsidian
As far as I know Noah is just "a dude that made a boat because god told him"
neither immortal nor superhuman not whatever else have you
clever cloud
arent they all supposed to sound superhuman though, like the names of gods and i...
Noah...
balmy obsidian
Plus, the constelations have myths associated with them so, hey
clever cloud
they're just mythological names
zinc topaz
you know i was gonna say actually depending on who you ask constellations may have a religious association anyways
icy dove
A new bit added to the Léonard NHP theory! Leo is a Zodiac, but Léonard didn't want to be obvious and so made the "e" into an "é" and added "nard" to the end to make the connection less obvious!
balmy obsidian
I'm actually a Capricorn
clever cloud
IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO YOU, FRENCH MAN?!?
icy dove
Damn, you like Caprisun?
noble ivy
I'm like... right between cancer and leo
zinc topaz
i'm a cancer :>
zinc topaz
july 12
balmy obsidian
Rising Sagittarius which together with Capricorn means I like sowing discord amongst friends for a laugh according to one website I saw one day
noble ivy
-# and I was born in the year of the snake for the chinese zodiac
balmy obsidian
Which was funny so I added it to my belief system
zinc topaz
self fulfilling prophecy
balmy obsidian
If it's funny I'll walk the path
zinc topaz
guy who checks his zodiac to see how he should adjust his personality to fit with it
balmy obsidian
It's my most white girl trait
zinc topaz
huh. guess i'm gonna be melancholy today
lyric ivy
my most white girl trait is that im white and a girl
balmy obsidian
Damn that's crazy
noble ivy
My most white girl trait is that I'm a girl
west phoenix
My most
balmy obsidian
My
noble ivy
My moist
balmy obsidian
Woah hey
clever cloud
my most girl is white trait
lyric ivy
my moist critical
west phoenix
What is a white trait
balmy obsidian
Mayo is spicy
west phoenix
Share with the class Eleonor
lyric ivy
the Andros Capella situation is crazy
noble ivy
Mayo is spicy
Mayodenoche
lyric ivy
Mayodenoche
i'd trust this girl to say gyros
noble ivy
I had this short loop for way too long... and now its permanently lodged in my brain
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PuaTtouH0PQ?feature=share
lyric ivy
mayo de noche
tame tide
Aaaah wubidagh
balmy obsidian
Al turning into the mask character in crash bandicoot
zinc topaz
rutabaga
limber fossil
In a purely non romantic or sexual way probably
well I never, léonard.
why, the very notion_!_
how disrespectful and ungentlemanly of you, good sir
i am a femme of high class and the epitome of modesty
to make light of my reputation, why the very thought is disgraceful_!_
balmy obsidian
I fail to see the problem but I would be more than happy to be educated as to the nature of the problem
limber fossil
I have been told I'm a great teacher
zinc topaz
balmy obsidian
Again, more than happy to confirm once the nature of the issue is explained to me
noble ivy
zinc topaz
usually i'd just say "bad boy léo, bad, down" and call it a day
noble ivy
prove it
icy dove
I don't think that's what "teacher's pet" means.
balmy obsidian
Unconditionnal willingness to do what one is told does not make someone a good boy
limber fossil
Again, more than happy to confirm once the nature of the issue is explained to m...
oh there is none, i'm just being a dramatic bitch
zinc topaz
good boy for having boundaries, then
noble ivy
Leo's just standing there tanking all these good boys
balmy obsidian
oh there is none, i'm just being a dramatic bitch
Understood
lyric ivy
today on the Catherine [REDACTED] saga: small trans woman gets DESTROYED by 6 MASSIVE bags of wood pellets
they heavy :(
balmy obsidian
Leo's just standing there tanking all these good boys
Throw me to the wolves I will pet them
noble ivy
But if someone says good girl once then the whole world will go crazy
noble ivy
today on the Catherine [REDACTED] saga: small trans woman gets DESTROYED by 6 MA...
all at once?
cerulean valve
Leo's just standing there tanking all these good boys
HE KEEPS THINKING I'M FLIRTING WITH HIM
I'M TRYING TO KILL HIM
lyric ivy
all at once?
no not all at once jesus
how the fuck am i going to lift like 100kg of bags
noble ivy
sheer determination
zinc topaz
But if someone says good girl once then the whole world will go crazy
léo can be a good girl too, right léo?
or did you mean for the rest of us
limber fossil
I'M TRYING TO KILL HIM
there's a difference_?_
west phoenix
how the fuck am i going to lift like 100kg of bags
You ain't no two trip bitch
balmy obsidian
léo can be a good girl too, right léo?
I am a very good girl
steady adder
HE KEEPS THINKING I'M FLIRTING WITH HIM
balmy obsidian
Thank you gray
steady adder
noble ivy
Matcsi has the chance to do the funniest thing in the world and no I will not elaborate
icy dove
You ain't no two trip bitch
You're right, I've tripped way more often than twice in my life. :3
icy dove
I deserve that
west phoenix
MR KEL GET DOWN
shell bison
driver walked off completely unharmed. would be ready for qualifying 3 hours lat...
is it lancer brained of me to see that and think, "was that a MSMC ad?"
noble ivy
MR KEL GET DOWN
DON'T GET OBLITARATED, KEL
tight pier
is it lancer brained of me to see that and think, "was that a MSMC ad?"
It's a little lancerbrained yeah
Better than being enraptured by the actual sponsors at least
That's the one thing about F1 is that it very much is a "the leftism leaving my body when the cars go fast" kinda sport
balmy obsidian
*Matcsi has the chance to do the funniest thing in the world and no I will not e...
Please do I don't get it
balmy obsidian
Damb
noble ivy
Lamb
icy dove
Ramb
zinc topaz
o
limber fossil
to actually talk about IGF
tomorrow
final session of ch2 ||BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||
it was supposed to happen last week
but i am playing with cis men
and if there's one thing boys will do
it's oversleep
FOUR SEPARATE INSTANCES NO LESS
OUR GM WOKE UP AND THEN SLEPT AGAIN
boys.
noble ivy
as we all know
Girls and enbys simply wait with their eyes closed
limber fossil
we have a vc in our server which is just where the GM sleeps
these boys are lucky I like them
God's eepiest fucking soldiers i tell you
cerulean valve
<:Joyous:1429882959485472889>
That's it Graey, I'm drawing you pregnant.
zinc topaz
im usually a very sleepy person but when it comes to showing up for game night
well
ive made my feelings and practices known before
west phoenix
and if there's one thing boys will do
Or cancel last minute teehee
zinc topaz
last minute cancellers go to super hell
noble ivy
or just not show up at all, in my case teehee
clever cloud
Or cancel last minute teehee
ok we really need to develop contingencies. this happens way too often
west phoenix
Lol, lmao, haha, xd
west phoenix
ok we really need to develop contingencies. this happens way too often
Yeah its called have 5 players
A little too late for that now
clever cloud
getting june to join wf on ch4
zinc topaz
the contingency is check in every day and say "you're COMING on friday right you WILL be there right"
and if they say no they go on the shame board
west phoenix
getting june to join wf on ch4
So like joining that late sucks BUT in wf specifically it could work lmao
noble ivy
getting june to join wf on ch4
June and Juli coming in as ||the funny egregorian substitutes||
west phoenix
clever cloud
OK SERIOUSLY WHY DID I CLICK THAT
icy dove
Can also make someone else GM a backup game that's more drop in drop out typa thing.
west phoenix
Eh not a real spoiler or anything
noble ivy
-# ah fuck did I accidentally type an actual spoiler...
icy dove
Can also make someone else GM a backup game that's more drop in drop out typa th...
It's an imperfect solution mind, but is one.
clever cloud
ah ok
west phoenix
Hell i think some character concepts can't even exist until ch4 lmao
icy dove
Imma try to get a nap in cuz tired, see y'all later!
west phoenix
Gn the eeper
clever cloud
getting june and or juli might actually work
west phoenix
Well it depends on what they want lmao
And also joining in late, even if narratively applicable, still kind of sucks
shell bison
hello calliope, I have teched the crash of drinking an energy drink as my breakfast this morning by having some pasta and tuna
west phoenix
But yeah i guess its better than having to rely on a player who is always apparently busy when being unemployed. Like bro i really doubt that
I think its funny when we talk about big events in igf he's like "I don't remember that" like yeah bro you missed 4 sessions at the start of chapter 3 of course you don't
clever cloud
he's missed a lot of key sessions too
limber fossil
the best backup game i've ever played was one of my GMs missing a session and then one of our players just fucking whips out a ttrpg of pan's labryinth
the fucking david bowie movie
that has a ttrpg apparently
zinc topaz
my character will be a subaltern that recently had their memory wiped
a la quote cave story
noble ivy
that has a ttrpg apparently
what??!? they didn't just make it up on the spot?
zinc topaz
and juli can be my curly brace
noble ivy
I don't know what that means but okay
shell bison
ISn't that the plot of a side scrolling shooter game
limber fossil
what??!? they didn't just make it up on the spot?
nope
zinc topaz
one of the best side scrolling shooter games ever
limber fossil
it's a real thing
zinc topaz
i love cave story so much
-# context: a 6 hour long indie game from like 2000 has had a stranglehold on me since i was old enough to read
noble ivy
ohhh its this creature
limber fossil
ohhh its this creature
huge bottoms small top is such a banger design everytime
balmy obsidian
it's oversleep
My least masc trait is that i don't oversleep
zinc topaz
the game is about two robots and a bunch of cute little rabbit people
shell bison
Go ooooooon
zinc topaz
and also has a cool old lady witch with 5 doggies :3
balmy obsidian
huge bottoms small top is such a banger design everytime
OH i thought you meant two people before i saw the image
shell bison
I feel like I typecast myself sometimes
noble ivy
I feel like I typecast myself sometimes
zinc topaz
and the coolest part is that it was made by 1 dude over the course of like 8 years in his free time and he taught himself everything with no experience
willow needle
i stop looking at the chat and yall start talking about PEAK CAVE STORY?!?!
god i love that game
willow needle
zinc topaz
i looovveee cave story
shell bison
The characters are really cute, reminds me of Klonoa
noble ivy
shell bison
YE LOOK AT HIM
zinc topaz
me when the protagonist's arc is about becoming more than what you were created to do
katana zero and cave story and mewtwo
love this trope
shell bison
Katana Zero
willow needle
i cried so much with that movie i was just a tiny child
zinc topaz
speaking of that trope the new frankenstein movie so good so so good
sorry im rambling
yes i would join wallflower in chapter 4
just dont expect me to know what is happning :3
shell bison
Hold up, let me loada Charlotte save state into wallflower
noble ivy
me when the protagonist's arc is about becoming more than what you were created ...
Eruca's is based on that trope too
||She was originally one of countless clone soldiers Seccom commissioned. but now she's just chilling on Hell's Gate trying to learn how to be a person||
zinc topaz
honestly i said i'd play as the cave story protagonist as a joke but it would work
clever cloud
Hold up, let me loada Charlotte save state into wallflower
gameshark action replay
zinc topaz
especially if the gm was the one who knew what my character was created for and determined their backstory and let me find out, and i literally did just play as a robot who just came back online and remembers nothing
good roleplay in-game way to catch me up with whats happening anyways
clever cloud
Roland is either gonna gaslight the fuck out of you or kill you /j
noble ivy
Roland is either gonna~~ gaslight the~~ fuck~~ out of~~ you or kill you /j
lyric ivy
where's the codekisser gif
zinc topaz
perverts! how crass!
lime widget
Hi calope. As of right now. I am (US state)’s newest backflow prevention assembly tester
And have become a real licensed professional
shell bison
gameshark action replay
Girl really hit the Sonic The Hedgehog On the Sega Genesis Shield Sound Effect
zinc topaz
-# talking about cave story has made me want to play it again real bad
lyric ivy
thank you funny french man
balmy obsidian
balmy obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/klonoa-2-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-my-h...
Is that Tails's sibling? I haven't played all the sonic games
shell bison
Is that Tails's sibling? I haven't played all the sonic games
Blink charge to the forehead. make an engineering save
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
Is that Tails's sibling? I haven't played all the sonic games
Oh? so you think all young vaguely fox shaped video game protagonists must be related?
shell bison
Leo speciest arc???
balmy obsidian
I mean, come on, you can't tell me they look alike
noble ivy
I can and I will
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
he buggs bunnied me
balmy obsidian
THE JUKES
shell bison
Leo acts like he's lokipilled (Norse mythology)
zinc topaz
- red string connecting screenshots of leo to loki *
shell bison
To be fair I am very Thor enjoyer (Tired)
shell bison
or get pregnant
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
FUCK
lyric ivy
god damn he's currently playing it even
noble ivy
WE’RE TOO LATE
clever cloud
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR HOUR!?!
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
i was gonna say that's one hell of a temps de jeu there mon amie
shell bison
pls don't kick me from your table, mr void hopper
The council has allotted you a pardon on this offense. However, the council will plant your mistakes in the big book of bunny grudges. Do not make us seek repayment (A banana treat)
lyric ivy
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR HOUR!?!
you will be so disappointed to see the hours i have on some games...
noble ivy
clever cloud
you will be so disappointed to see the hours i have on some games...
i dont even have 200 hrs in some of my all-time favorite games
noble ivy
I'm sure I have many offences in the big book of bnuuy grudges...
clever cloud
hell, Skyrim, my 2nd most played game ever is merely at 600 after 14 years
lyric ivy
i dont even have 200 hrs in some of my all-time favorite games
honestly good on you
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
...you know what never mind nothing i can send will dethrone that
zinc topaz
i don't even want to guess my mhgu time
lyric ivy
my own personal hell was this
clever cloud
... my most played game was league of legends... i have over 5 thousand games on that bitch, which more or less equates to 2.5k hrs
foggy mountain
I raise you
clever cloud
... my most played game was league of legends... i have over 5 thousand games on...
over 10 years
zinc topaz
my own personal hell was this
oh dear, you too?
clever cloud
9 really
foggy mountain
balmy obsidian
I raise you
-# Mother?
clever cloud
WHAT THE FUCK
lyric ivy
oh dear, you too?
my condolences june
balmy obsidian
VERY WELL.
noble ivy
i don't even want to guess my mhgu time
If we combine all my monhun hours, it might be close to Leo's war frame time...
balmy obsidian
LET ME PULL OUT MY FOREVER GAME.
lyric ivy
hold on i need to look a thing up
zinc topaz
i stopped playing right after nøkk got added
shell bison
Warframe is the most video game ass video game
lyric ivy
there are 8760 hours in a year
clever cloud
i played that game for maybe 5 hrs and hated every second of it
lyric ivy
this is more than half an entire year of your life recaste
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
LET ME PULL OUT MY FOREVER GAME.
HE'S WHIPPING OUT HIS FOREVER GAME(😳??!???)
clever cloud
BRUH
foggy mountain
this is more than half an entire year of your life recaste
over about 8 years tbf
zinc topaz
i played maverick and goyo so i was never really like
lyric ivy
1/28th of your entire life in one game
zinc topaz
trying to be good
lyric ivy
IT GETS WORSE???
balmy obsidian
I HAVE A FRIEND
zinc topaz
but siege hit a point around that time where you just lost if you weren't playing a specific team comp
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
no that cant be real
zinc topaz
!!??!!??
lyric ivy
that's a bit
foggy mountain
that has to be mostly afk
lyric ivy
botted
foggy mountain
there's no way
lyric ivy
or afk
balmy obsidian
roleplayer
noble ivy
ah
lyric ivy
thirty thousand hours man
zinc topaz
you're the guy who stands next to the fountain doing nothing in limsa lominsa aren't you
shell bison
HE'S WHIPPING OUT HIS FOREVER GAME(😳??!???)
why did I just imagine the bat from dispatch saying that
balmy obsidian
ah dammit I don't have access to their profile anymore
noble ivy
why did I just imagine the bat from dispatch saying that
because of moist critical
https://youtu.be/XcX1yyAck3A
zinc topaz
ok brb im gonna shower
lyric ivy
ok brb im gonna shower
the urge to say something really unhinged is real rn
balmy obsidian
Can I come with
zinc topaz
sigh yes you can all join
noble ivy
The phone call to video call meme:
shell bison
This chat really is jus- JUNE NO
shell bison
WE ARE NOT GROUP SHOWERING
zinc topaz
The phone call to video call meme:
wouldn't be the first time ok BYEEE brb
clever cloud
this is like people showing off their team fortress 2 hours
lyric ivy
(no hygiene shall actually occur)
shell bison
WE ARE NOT STARSHIP TROOPERS SHOWERING CAT
zinc topaz
WE ARE NOT STARSHIP TROOPERS SHOWERING CAT
WHY NOT
lyric ivy
im doing my part
balmy obsidian
ah nvermind
balmy obsidian
Cinderella Gray is peak I will hear no bitching
lyric ivy
do you think they eat Uma Horse Meat in Uma Northern Italy
balmy obsidian
Probably not
noble ivy
I need more umamusume memes in my collection
clever cloud
do you think before you speak?!
noble ivy
no
lyric ivy
not today unfortunately for you
balmy obsidian
Because there are no horses (animal) in the game's universe
foggy mountain
do you think before you speak?!
signs point to no
zinc topaz
yes leo that's the point
balmy obsidian
I know
noble ivy
damn that was a quick shower
zinc topaz
cannibalism :>
zinc topaz
damn that was a quick shower
noble ivy
-# I almost had a spittake when you posted that
west phoenix
that escalated extremely quickly
zinc topaz
define "eat"
lyric ivy
that is NOT what you're meant to do in the shower june
zinc topaz
besides i have a waterproof phone
zinc topaz
that is NOT what you're meant to do in the shower june
what kinda showers are you taking cat
lyric ivy
are you in the shower right now
lyric ivy
what kinda showers are you taking cat
NOT ONE WITH EATING???
zinc topaz
are you in the shower right now
lyric ivy
where's that gif of the cat showering, juli
noble ivy
what the fuck is happening
balmy obsidian
That's your one bar two bars two bars one bar one horizontal bar.
noble ivy
lyric ivy
not that one but yeah sure thats me too
west phoenix
NOT ONE WITH EATING???
they don't have the scene of him eating in the shower
so close enough
lyric ivy
i am hungy now actually yes
balmy obsidian
eat
west phoenix
me too
lyric ivy
no
west phoenix
b gelk :)
balmy obsidian
eat²
balmy obsidian
b gelk
lyric ivy
i'll eat when my body starts hurting from not eating (now)
west phoenix
girl elk
zinc topaz
i am hungy now actually yes
something something come over
balmy obsidian
hot
west phoenix
huh???
lyric ivy
something something come over
Armin Meiwes
noble ivy
happening
zinc topaz
what are you juli a cop
west phoenix
i'm just gonna eat my b gelk
balmy obsidian
lmao they don't know what b gelk is
noble ivy
what are you juli a cop
how dare you
tight pier
🚓
balmy obsidian
THIS CHAT IS OUT OF CONTROL
WE GOTTA BURN THIS TOPIC, BURN THIS TOPIC
tight pier
THIS CHAT IS OUT OF CONTROL
WE GOTTA BURN THIS TOPIC, BURN THIS TOPIC
franz ferdinand :)
lyric ivy
the assassination of whom started the first world war
west phoenix
i hope he's doing okay
tight pier
i hope he's doing okay
some unfortunate news
noble ivy
franz ferdinand :)
Unsolicited Juli Fact: My brother has me as "Archdyke Tranz Ferndinand" on his phone
balmy obsidian
Crazy that he came back from the dead to make music
tight pier
Unsolicited Juli Fact: My brother has me as "Archdyke Tranz Ferndinand" on his p...
awesome
west phoenix
Unsolicited Juli Fact: My brother has me as "Archdyke Tranz Ferndinand" on his p...
holy fucking shit based
balmy obsidian
I was told it was a slur :(
steady adder
THIS CHAT IS OUT OF CONTROL
WE GOTTA BURN THIS TOPIC, BURN THIS TOPIC
nah, let us keep it going instead
