#In Golden Flame
minor orchid
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
livid mesa
noble ivy
I embraced the allegations
opal canyon
I embraced the allegations
noble ivy
tame tide
Por clgreature
zinc topaz
pathetic
west phoenix
Dumb bitch
balmy obsidian
stupid hoe
west phoenix
You a stupid hoe
noble ivy
Stop projecting
balmy obsidian
Stop projecting
no you
west phoenix
My lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool
lyric ivy
stupid hoe
you called?
balmy obsidian
no
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
ultra zealot when the dd288 shows up
foggy mountain
good afternoon calliope, are we feeling 
today?
balmy obsidian
yes 
polar glacier
eh
tame tide
polar glacier
better than yesterday at least 😔
balmy obsidian
I am blasting you with positive energy
polar glacier
I had an ear infection and yesterday I stumbled from the loss of balance and hurt my back so yesterday was just a wash. Took the day off work laid up in bed.
Ear infection is mostly over, back still hurts but not as much.
limber fossil
damn, that sucks
on the bright side, bed day_?_
anyway goodnight calliope i found a dress that has cartoon macarons on it and i think i'm in love
i don't even like macarons
balmy obsidian
I do
polar glacier
but it's the lesbian cookie
balmy obsidian
oh god dammit
limber fossil
but it's the lesbian cookie
can't say i've heard the term lesbian cookie used in reference to macarons before
zinc topaz
nor have i
limber fossil
like i've heard it before just never for macarons
balmy obsidian
ok phew it's just ada thiking everything is lesbian again we're good
limber fossil
every day i thank whatever rotting corpse of the gods remains out there that i was never on 4chan
polar glacier
yeah probably for the best
limber fossil
i've met a person who was on the 4chan transboard once
she seemed so normal and then she opened her mouth and it was like "oh my fucking god"
almost turned me catholic again
polar glacier
ohhh no /tttt/ is hell
limber fossil
tttt_?_
polar glacier
that's the trans board
polar glacier
I have a friend that goes there sometimes and I keep this on standby if she starts using their terms around me
prime terrace
mine's cool because its blue
limber fossil
not to be a misogynist on main but it's crazy how hot so many trykes are until they start speaking /j
balmy obsidian
what is a tryke
polar glacier
Don't get me wrong 4chan was never good but it really got worse after 2015 or so and never recovered. I mostly stopped going there around then, bu-
TRYYKES
limber fossil
trans dyke
balmy obsidian
polar glacier
first time Ive heard that one
balmy obsidian
waht is a dyke
limber fossil
uhm-
polar glacier
A small dam
zinc topaz
-# damn
limber fossil
and also a reclaimed slur originally used against lesbian woman
balmy obsidian
ah
limber fossil
first time Ive heard that one
i think it's most commonly used amongst the trans sapphics who aren't as online/or ar raver girlies
that weird middle ground between str8 cokehead doll and discord t4t polycule puppygirl
polar glacier
the true transfem spectrum
balmy obsidian
i got jumpscared by an oil puddle
shell bison
polar glacier
hey bun~
balmy obsidian
playing votv slipped on a puddle of oil and it spooked me
minor orchid
but it's the lesbian cookie
lesbian cookie!
balmy obsidian
also why is the pause button the same button as "dismount quad"
what the hell developer
shell bison
Sometimes I see chat going and I think, "Man, I really shouldn't talk right now and wait for a change in subject."
zinc topaz
what the hell developer
remember when gearbox first acquired ror2
and the game burst into flames
balmy obsidian
i do not no because i never played ror2
balmy obsidian
polar glacier
lesbian cookie!
the "joke" or justification or whatever is the shape of the cookie when it's on it's side, btw
balmy obsidian
Oh.
polar glacier
and the game burst into flames
I still haven't gotten the DLC because of that whole debacle
west phoenix
I am blasting you with positive energy
Thank you silly french man on my phone. I'm hoping i go to that place i interviewed today and they decide to hire me
polar glacier
I hope they do!
west phoenix
They have 2 locations so I'm going to ask them if they can't slot me in here how about the other one
icy dove
Not a bad idea
west phoenix
I know both locations are hiring and the other location is opening soon so they still need a lot of people
Its been almost 2 weeks tho, nervous
icy dove
It's a good idea to check back in. Some places are jerks and want you to prove you're "determined" or something by making you come back to them.
west phoenix
Yeah, and i think 2 weeks is a good time frame for that
icy dove
Yeah, I'd agree
west phoenix
And this place seems cool so i imagine they may just be busy with the other location
icy dove
Maybe, doesn't hurt to check and let them know you're flexible
zinc topaz
true
west phoenix
The mean part of my brain is telling me its not worth it because they weren't going to hire me anyways but i want to believe it will work out
noble ivy
I'm proud that you're not listening to that part of your brain.
polar glacier
yeah!
it wouldn't work out if you didn't try
Have you applied for the opening's at the other location? They might be under different management entirely and not share their applicants.
icy dove
There's this too, wouldn't hurt to do, because if they do share applicants they'd see you really want in
zinc topaz
go in spite of the mean part of your brain!
west phoenix
Its the same manager but i might as well, I'll ask them today
polar glacier
ah, alright. Hell yeah on the followthrough!
west phoenix
Like during my interview one of them was the manager for this location and the other was the overall manager
west phoenix
I'm proud that you're not listening to that part of your brain.
my thought process was that i've been through this before, multiple times. last time was even my fault too, but i always make it out somehow
unfortunately for my friends that means i have to be a parasite but idk, they say they're fine with it
balmy obsidian
jumpscared by a pinecone
noble ivy
You're playing Voices of the Void
you'll be jumpscared by the air itself
balmy obsidian
yes
noble ivy
not really?
lyric ivy
god i still need to play teh dlc
noble ivy
god i still need to play teh dlc
yes you do
prime terrace
VotV has a Kerfus robot so its peak
lyric ivy
i'll do it tomorrow for real this time
<- will just play more risk of rain
FUCK I NEED TO EAT AAAAAA
noble ivy
lyric ivy
video of me
west phoenix
<- will just play more risk of rain
i love drifter my boymode failwife
west phoenix
||which one haha||
west phoenix
haha....
i almost beat it last night but i had drifter cube
so i just kept getting blasted because you HAVE to be close range
zinc topaz
arizona weather moment
for about 180 seconds i just had nonstop lightning and thunder and fast as fuck winds blowing hail into my windows
then the sun came out and lit the sky up printer paper white
and now it's over completely
minor orchid
for about 180 seconds i just had nonstop lightning and thunder and fast as fuck ...
Asphodelian moment
noble ivy
those BWitches are at it again
minor orchid
west phoenix
None of the managers are here today :(
At least its a nice lunch... That I can't realistically afford
shell bison
Who keeps asking me to speak in the void. I live here. Stop poking it
icy dove
None of the managers are here today :(
There's always tomorrow
west phoenix
i just emailed, i can't afford to go there every day lol
icy dove
Fair enough
minor orchid
Who keeps asking me to speak in the void. I live here. Stop poking it
can we use the void as a dumpster? it seems infinite
shell bison
can we use the void as a dumpster? it seems infinite
No, I live here :c
icy dove
Can I stare at the void or does it make you uncomfortable?
minor orchid
No, I live here :c
Can I share my feelings with the void? Even if they are trash?
steady adder
<:VOIDMIND:1336011658400763977>
willow needle
Can I give a lil smooch to the void
west phoenix
Can I share my feelings with the void? Even if they are trash?
seems like you're just trying to throw trash into the void again
willow needle
Can I hold the hands of the void and say thst everything will be okay
regal comet
west phoenix
wretched beast
zinc topaz
i am grabbing lunch while im running errands rn and its nice to see some things never change
theyre also playing anime openings on the radio 😭
zinc topaz
real
tame tide
Siblings innit
west phoenix
unrelated who wants to be roommates with me
noble ivy
I would take that deal in a heartbeat
lyric ivy
and they were roommates
zinc topaz
I would take that deal in a heartbeat
something something you guys live like 10 minutes away from each other because oregon exploded
shell bison
tame tide
unrelated who wants to be roommates with me
If I wasn't in a full house or another country
shell bison
Wait, Sele aren't Char and sele room mates in the Saturday game
west phoenix
I would take that deal in a heartbeat
oh i was making a joke about being a little guy and we beat the shit out of each other
but sure
noble ivy
-# you mean we're not going to beat the shit out of eachother? 🥺
west phoenix
come over
clever cloud
over what?
noble ivy
noble ivy
zinc topaz
cat.
lyric ivy
WHAT
lyric ivy
no im not that cute
noble ivy
no this is her
noble ivy
this is her (for real this time)
icy dove
I think we can be that cute if we try. Nods
noble ivy
zinc topaz
clever cloud
getting back into digital art and with a new program, pc and stylus. I decided to very roughly sketch my cat's tree in front of me
zinc topaz
what program are you using?
clever cloud
gimp v3
zinc topaz
do you like it? ive been on krita for probably 10+ years and havent tried anything else lol
clever cloud
krita is great
i still dont have opinions on gimp cuz.. this was default pencil brush
i just opened it and used it as a sketch pad
i used to do everything in Paint Tool Sai v2 way back
and honestly, i miss the sheer simplicity of it
felt very ms paint +++
clever cloud
mood
so that's gimp or krita
and both are excellent
im sure there's more, but i only recall those two
clever cloud
Using a gimp is cool
lyric ivy
this isnt about Gnu Image Manipulation anymore is it
clever cloud
anyways today fucking sucks
i haven't had the power to start literally anything except the sketch i posted
clever cloud
it sucks a little extra because i can very accurately tell exactly why and what is causing me to not do anything.... AND YET
last leaf
real as fuck, aint that a mood
west phoenix
i miss the days when i was an anxious mess for no reason
zinc topaz
executive dysfunction moment
mine day's not like horrible or anything but i did start it off feeling really fucking stupid, i told one of my employees id give them a ride to work and then overslept by like 4 hours
lyric ivy
my day was actually very good, until my mother gave her unsolicited opinion on the fact that i take antidepressants just because my eyelids are flaky for some reason rn
id say she's old fashioned but uneducated is probably more correct
last leaf
executive dysfunction moment
I love staring at my computer knowing I should stop browsing youtube/discord/civVII/etc and do some diss work and then just not changing my behaviour for 4 hours even though Im not even having fun. It's very cool and normal 
lyric ivy
REAL
zinc topaz
and the worst part is the meds always somehow make it worse, at least for me
i was supposed to get a lot of work done today and i spent the day walking around grocery stores confusedly
even with my headphones in i was like wow too many sounds my brain doesnt work anymore
lyric ivy
and the worst part is the meds always somehow make it worse, at least for me
see my thing is that the meds work but my parents are weirdly insistent that they dont
zinc topaz
it seems like the only thing i can focus on lately is the module i'm writing
lyric ivy
i genuinely feel better but because my resting face isnt actively smiling or im sad over one thing ever it actually means the meds are horrible and useless
its like... motherfucker, i am sick. i need medicine to make me feel better. if i had no leg would you deny me a prosthetic because its not already in my body
willow needle
my day was actually very good, until my mother gave her unsolicited opinion on t...
HOLY SHIT SO TRUE, my most recurrent issue is that anytime i start sneezing (having an allergic attack, caused by, the cat i have, and i have diagnosed being allergic to cats mind you), my mom gets crazy thinking that im terribly cold and having pneumonia, even in the peak of summer. worse part is that my body regulates heat horribly, i stand cold super good but anything above 20 celsius makes me sweat already.
it makes me start to want to have silent sneezing just so she leaves me alone, even knowing how dangerous that is 
lyric ivy
HOLY SHIT SO TRUE, my most recurrent issue is that anytime i start sneezing (hav...
aw jeez im sorry to hear
noble ivy
-# silent sneezing is dangerous?
willow needle
yes, you can hold the sneeze in and disrupt something in the lungs or irritate the gums or hurt your eardrums
-# by what i mean by silent sneezing is doing no noise at all, so letting no air outside. thats can be dangerous
icy dove
What I love is when I ask my siblings to stop a behavior and get told I'm being a baby. It's like, no I'm asking you to knock it off because it genuinely kinda hurts my feelings when you "playfully bully" me. I hate that shit when they're "sarcastic" or "teasing". It's like, hey dude being told you think I smell or that you worry about my weight as a joke isn't funny, or playful. It's disrespectful and kinda hurtful.
noble ivy
-# uh oh... I do that all the time...
clever cloud
silent sneezing is making all that pressure go into something
lyric ivy
What I love is when I ask my siblings to stop a behavior and get told I'm being ...
oh god i have an uncle that does that shite to me
zinc topaz
i sneeze like a cat
lyric ivy
its like, "playfully bullying" but that playful bullying consists of indirectly saying im fat (really amazing considering the ED)
zinc topaz
very like "khh"
lyric ivy
though occasionally he calls me a girl for doing something "non masculine" (such as being vegetarian, apparently), which i find really funny nowadays
ah shite ive done the thing again
ive hijacked your message to talk about myself gug
sorry
icy dove
It also really bothered me that she didn't let us know that she'd had a beer earlier despite wanting to drive. Sure it was an hour ago but sis you cannot handle your liquor.
zinc topaz
god i cant fucking stand when people do that!!!
lyric ivy
It also really bothered me that she didn't let us know that she'd had a beer ear...
hey what the fuck. drinking and driving what
icy dove
hey what the fuck. drinking and driving what
That's what I'm saying!!
zinc topaz
hey we're 5 minutes into driving now is a good time to let everyone in the car know i have been drinking
icy dove
hey we're 5 minutes into driving now is a good time to let everyone in the car k...
Oh no, Daizy didn't tell us. My mom did!
After we got home.
zinc topaz
or when my dad refuses to let me drive him after hes had a few drinks bc he likes driving and "gets anxious as a passenger"
why is drunk driving ok for so many people lmao
lyric ivy
my family has refused to let me drive because "you look angry" (i always look angry)
icy dove
And the thing is, I didn't really notice because Daz always has to be going fast and sitting on people's asses. It's like, "Daz, it's raining, give them fucking space!"
lyric ivy
and then get in the car after having wine with dinner
clever cloud
or when my dad refuses to let me drive him after hes had a few drinks bc he like...
christ
lyric ivy
why is drunk driving ok for so many people lmao
i have no clue! i hate it
icy dove
Bleh, sorry, just really annoyed. I love my siblings to death, but they can get on my fucking nerves and I worry about Daz because she drinks often. Like a beer a day. Which isn't a lot but it's still alcoholism.
zinc topaz
i didnt even get my license until i was 22 because my parents didnt want me driving as a kid and obviously when im at school i dont need a car
i had to have my friend teach me to drive at 21 years old lmfao
lyric ivy
Bleh, sorry, just really annoyed. I love my siblings to death, but they can get ...
oh absolutely alcoholism yeah, even if not extreme. im sorry to hear
icy dove
oh absolutely alcoholism yeah, even if not extreme. im sorry to hear
Yeahhhhh it's not the most worrying thing, but I do wish she would stop drinking. I'm glad I never had a phase like that and that I basically never touch any alcohol.
icy dove
I might drink a little bit at a celebration or family gathering, or get a bottle of wine for the weekend and then end up only having a single glass.
zinc topaz
i have probably one or two drinks with a meal once a month
icy dove
My wine bottles last so fucking long because I almost never drink.
zinc topaz
my parents were both big alcoholics/addicts throughout my childhood and i just didnt want to be that when i grew up so i don't ever really have a desire to not be sober lol
that said, i do enjoy wine and cocktails and stuff, maybe a beer if it's not a shitty one, but it's like. one
lyric ivy
im so glad i dont like beer
yeah same, it always tasted like iron to me
i do drink occasionally and i enjoy it, but its not at all often
zinc topaz
i have a bottle of gin i've had for like a year
noble ivy
-# unsolicited Juli fact: The only achohol I’ve had in my life was… maybe half of half a glass of wine?
west phoenix
i have a bottle of gin i've had for like a year
i have a bottle of wine that i've had for like 3 years
i left in a friend's car when i moved and just decided fuck it, its his now lmao
clever cloud
oh man, wine specifically, is on my shit list. I cannot be in the same room as an open bottle
zinc topaz
i wish they made whisky that wasn't alcoholic bc man. very tasty
clever cloud
nice!
lyric ivy
oh man, wine specifically, is on my shit list. I **cannot** be in the same *room...
oh? id be curious to hear why
lyric ivy
I'm a bizarre individual
nah you're the one winning at life, you arent missing out on much
clever cloud
it's a suffocating smell. I think it's a bit of a trauma thing?? I remember my aunt opening a bottle after it was in a hot car trunk for like 12 hrs
west phoenix
i love wine but i'm not gonna crack open a bottle just for me
lyric ivy
it's a suffocating smell. I think it's a bit of a trauma thing?? I remember my ...
uhhh, nasty
zinc topaz
I... Don't drink...
it shocks people for some reason when i tell them i've never smoked and have no interest in doing so, apparently i "give off stoner vibes" which i think is .. untrue
tame tide
nah you're the one winning at life, you arent missing out on much
More the fact:
- I've never drank alcohol
- I've never had caffeine (outside of tea)
- I've never done drugs
zinc topaz
it's a suffocating smell. I think it's a bit of a trauma thing?? I remember my ...
eeww yeah that would do it
clever cloud
so now all wine smells like that
tame tide
Never started and don't plan on starting
west phoenix
it shocks people for some reason when i tell them i've never smoked and have no ...
yeah i got this all the fucking time because i'm not an asshole
willow needle
More the fact:
- I've never drank alcohol
- I've never had caffeine (outside of...
same!
i add to my list to have never smoked :D
lyric ivy
More the fact:
- I've never drank alcohol
- I've never had caffeine (outside of...
never had caffeine is crazy to me, but honestly good on you! im far too reliant on it
west phoenix
yeah i got this all the fucking time because i'm not an asshole
"you're just so chill" yeah its called being autistic and respectful
zinc topaz
"you're just so chill" yeah its called being autistic and respectful
YEP
its always "you're always chill and you always talk about love and kindness" for me
tame tide
Rawdogging life rn
lyric ivy
i've tried a whole bunch of things because im an extremely curious person but i dont particularly care for most of it
west phoenix
Rawdogging life rn
its rough bro
lyric ivy
caffeine is more a necessary evil to me
zinc topaz
i've tried a whole bunch of things because im an extremely curious person but i ...
i got drunk precisely once and it was a terrible accident
west phoenix
shame i don't have ADHD
clever cloud
weed is nice, nothing else seems worth it at all
zinc topaz
i had taken the painkillers that make you drowsy and then drank a slushy that i didnt know had alcohol in it
lyric ivy
weed is nice, thats true, i just dont know where to get it here lmao
clever cloud
i've been drunk, and i can barely tell it's happening until i can't fucking think and that sucks a lot
zinc topaz
i thought i was going to die. i dont know if that counts as drunk its more like, poisoned i guess
but
lyric ivy
i wouldnt be a stoner anyway that shits expensive
lyric ivy
i've been drunk, and i can barely tell it's happening until i can't fucking thin...
when i get really drunk i just derealise which sucks major ass
clever cloud
i thought i was going to die. i dont know if that counts as drunk its more like,...
holy hell
lyric ivy
idk how familiar people here are with derealisation or depersonalisation though
tame tide
Yeah I'm self diagnosed 😏
lyric ivy
...why did that last message get a blush react
noble ivy
-# not a goddamn clue, cathy...
clever cloud
oh i thought it was 
lyric ivy
lmao
west phoenix
i need whatever is like a temporary lobotomy
i cannot be allowed to make decisions for myself
zinc topaz
for me its more like severe brain fog and an inability to do anything meaningful
apparently when i get anxious i have a tendency to not respond to people speaking to me until like 30 seconds after they say it and i dont know what i'd classify that as
zinc topaz
oh i thought it was <:pain:585574773665300501>
it was supposed to be
thorn hinge
can confirm
zinc topaz
me. you.
noble ivy
what are we getting?
tame tide
Sushi of course
clever cloud
gas
noble ivy
Goddamit why is there a giani dub of it...
https://youtu.be/Nba2W5BaFis
zinc topaz
bare naked? oh yes please
west phoenix
fish?!
tame tide
FISH!
noble ivy
FISH??!?
tame tide
Me and who?
noble ivy
@ cart
zinc topaz
wait wait wait i have a video i love that is appropriate for this exact moment wait
clever cloud
# FISH??!?
me when my wife walks in the room
noble ivy
Surprisingly... I don't have many fish memes in my meme folder
it's mostly crabs, seals, and other miscellaneous creatures
zinc topaz
wishing i was a whitetip reef shark
west phoenix
# FISH??!?
damn head goes insane
noble ivy
damn head goes insane
-# don't make me send you that meme again
clever cloud
send that damn meme
west phoenix
GHOOD HEAVENS
noble ivy
no, I can't
west phoenix
zinc topaz
well now i have to know
also, bookshelf constructed, lancer core book placed front and center
why the fuck does moving take so long? who knows
but the little pieces of progress feel good
noble ivy
Don't worry about it, June
I moved into my new place last in june (heh) And I still haven't completely unpacked
west phoenix
i stg i cannot beat this boss in ror2 i am going crazy. it's genuinely making me frustrated
i had a god run and i STILL couldn't do it with me trying to cheese the boss. like what the fuck else can i do
idk when i got so bad at this game idk why i bother
zinc topaz
is it possible the boss is just not designed well and is too difficult
upbeat hemlock
afternoon calliope
west phoenix
i mean people who don't suck at the game seem to be fine
hello jam
its not an easy boss but like i was right there, that was a run that shouldn't have lost to really anything
and it has so much HP that fighting it without a powerful run is so annoying
zinc topaz
i was playing isaac the other day and i had mutant spider jacob's ladder twisted pair and polyphemus it was literally free
i walked into a fire and died
west phoenix
idk what i even did wrong here
it just did 2 things that cancelled each other out. i needed to avoid the AOE but i needed to move away from the giant laser
i can't do both
west phoenix
i've been playing this shit for too long dude
this has always been a problem. i have to work 10x as hard as the normal person to still be slightly worse
zinc topaz
idk if this will be helpful but very recently i was in the same place with tekken 8 and literally the only thing that helped me feel better about my skill at the game was not comparing myself to people who i knew were way better than me. something about comparison being the thief of joy
west phoenix
the thief of joy is being bad
lately i just don't want to do anything because i do it poorly and it frustrates me
the stuff i'm new at sure, i can give that a pass, but stuff i've been doing for thousands of hours? its embarrassing. its easy to say "its okay to be bad" when you got like 15 other things you're good at
zinc topaz
i also played smite every day for about 5 years and sucked at it the entire time and wanted to rip my hair out
i just. stopped playing smite
it was making me fucking crazy
zinc topaz
the stuff i'm new at sure, i can give that a pass, but stuff i've been doing for...
i mean, that would make sense but honestly it's not like you can expect perfect linear skill growth that never fluctuates and directly correlates with overall time
clever cloud
the stuff i'm new at sure, i can give that a pass, but stuff i've been doing for...
this is league of legends syndrome
zinc topaz
the only people i know who are really good at a video game literally only play that ONE game and do it from sun up to sun down
it seems miserable
im so much happier being sorta ok at ten games that i have fun playing than really good at one game that feels like a job and i make myself feel like a worthless piece of shit when i get rinsed at it
clever cloud
not feeling happy with my skills is what killed music playing for me, and almost killed programming too
zinc topaz
realistically i will never hit god of destruction in tekken 8
the only time that made me upset was when i wanted to blow my head off after i lost a match because "ive been playing tekken since i was 8 why do i still fucking suck"
west phoenix
idk with competitive games it feels different
as you get better so do your opponents
but i guess i later got frustrated with street fighter too
the two things that annoy me the most are that its a single player game, your opponents don't get better, it's about as linear as you can get. and the other is a coop shared storytelling experience. what you do doesn't change, what you 'go up against' doesn't change
zinc topaz
on the one hand i can see that argument
but using fighting games as an example again
ultimately as i get higher in rank its not learning to play the game better or fighting better opponents
it's literally just now who is better at not dropping a combo and who has a faster reaction time
its essentially a single player game where the objective is to remember my string input and do it right
and sometimes you just have an off day and fuck up a run
like i said i literally threw away a free delirium kill on the keeper because i walked into a fire
west phoenix
its bothered me for a while but usually i can just shake it off because overall i can still do decently
but this just. idk, i just can't. i've been bashing my head against this trying to beat this and its not even the final boss lmao
zinc topaz
i think ultimately my point is you play a video game for fun and if it stops being fun snd starts feeling like you have something to prove, then yknow
zinc topaz
but this just. idk, i just can't. i've been bashing my head against this trying ...
what boss is it?
a dlc one?
west phoenix
yes
and i don't want to hear "its new"
i know what to do, i've fought it so many times already
there's no excuse
i had everything and more. i will never get a run that good again
but this is more than just that. it's kind of an overarching problem
zinc topaz
you're obviously capable of beating the boss eventually and when you do it wont be because you had some crack run that trivialized the boss it'll be because the fight clicked for you and you got better
west phoenix
and i literally don't know what to do differently
and to have this many hours in and lose when i had literally everything is embarrassing dude. its all embarrassing. the only reason i even run lancer is because you have to do it with a group; i don't want them to see how bad that shit is
tame tide
I hate bosses that just feel like you can't improve in games :P
west phoenix
i mean you obviously can, others are fine with it. beating it with a lot less than what i had
zinc topaz
do you think that somehow you're just in a category of person that is incapable of beating that boss
it will happen
that should be motivation that their runs were worse it means you don't need to have had that run to do it
but yes i agree with al and having played ror2 that game isn't exactly pristinely designed sometimes
west phoenix
and it means that if i couldn't do it with that its pretty pathetic
zinc topaz
couldn't ≠ didn't. you didn't lose bc you are doomed to lose, you just fucked something up
you're not pathetic thats the mean part of your brain that takes the path of least resistance speaking
junior sky
Well, one of my players saw Jerry and immediately started desiring him
"Please make Jerry a lesbian or I am afraid I will have to change my character into a man"
upbeat hemlock
"Please make Jerry a lesbian or I am afraid I will have to change my character i...
||Pulling "One of us is going to have to change" don't work on somebody who already picked out their tie for the day||
junior sky
||Pulling "One of us is going to have to change" don't work on somebody who alre...
||RIGHT? I WAS JUST THINKING IT||
upbeat hemlock
||RIGHT? I WAS JUST THINKING IT||
also, ||I don't know that transing into a guy would even work? It might, but anecdotally Jerry has definitely dated one woman and allegedly dated another?||
zinc topaz
robust plank
hi calliope!
noble ivy
Hallo
balmy obsidian
Hallo
steady adder
worthy root
Hi Calliope my SRT is being entirly normal:
silver pumice
normal
hearty whale
We are very normal
lyric ivy
@ ca~~r~~t
am i getting shipped with al now
balmy obsidian
Welcome to calliope, now with same day shipping
balmy obsidian
Hi Calliope my SRT is being entirly normal:
it's so much worse in context
(SEX(??))
ancient crag
What the hell
cerulean valve
I refuse to elaborate
ancient crag
I think elaboration is necessary to clear your name and meaning
cerulean valve
I will make french braids with your nervous system leo.
steady adder
Are you going to geg leos rooe or something then?
cerulean valve
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE
steady adder
-# i already feel my execution approaching
cerulean valve
balmy obsidian
Can you believe he said "I am not doing toxic yuri with you" before this
upbeat hemlock
my groups are in person, so all my players' stupid thirst-posting goes unrecorded
cerulean valve
Can you believe he said "I am not doing toxic yuri with you" before this
There are not enough words in the english dictionary to express how fucked you're gonna be once i get my hands on you.
balmy obsidian
cerulean valve
<:Cute:869903077556248596>
STOP BLUSHING, I'M THREATENING YOU.
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
hello chat
i just came out to the therapist (the one that doesnt give me meds, there are two) as trans
hell yeah
balmy obsidian
hell yeah
lyric ivy
the italian language is a fuck
i hate needing to misgender myself to not accidentally out myself to people
upbeat hemlock
Congrats cat
I once had to come out to my co-workers as straight. That was moderately amusing
balmy obsidian
Hilarious
ancient crag
Congrats Cat
lyric ivy
I once had to come out to my co-workers as straight. That was moderately amusing
i am so insanely curious to hear whats up with that
upbeat hemlock
okay, so it was like a year ago. I was working with a team on a project, but we were having a socialization meeting - everybody just talking about non-work stuff.
One of my co-workers (Rod) mentioned ...something, can't remember precisely what, about the fact he lived with his ex (Ricky, my old manager) for a few years after they broke up.
I go, "oh, I live with my ex as well!"
Rod goes "Well, your partner, how does he feel about that?"
It is at this point I realize a couple of things:
- I have never used my partner's name (Hannah) or pronouns (She/her) out loud around my co-workers, just referring her as "my partner"
- I have always used they/them for my ex
- I wear really nice floral shirts all the time
...and my co-workers have all assumed, based on 1, 2, and 3, that I am gay.
balmy obsidian
"I wear really nice floral shirts" being listed as a reason is hilarious to me
upbeat hemlock
look
balmy obsidian
👁️
upbeat hemlock
all the straight guys I know wear boring shirts
or, at least, boring button-up shirts
lyric ivy
okay, so it was like a year ago. I was working with a team on a project, but we ...
lmao thats hilarious, the floral shirts especially
i used to wear floral shirts a bunch before coming out as trans
balmy obsidian
I wear black shirts all the time now, am I straight, doctor?
upbeat hemlock
Assigned Straight At Clothes Shop
balmy obsidian
upbeat hemlock
nah, I kid
balmy obsidian
upbeat hemlock
anyway, the final bit of the funny story is my then-manager coming in to the meeting
Manager: "Hey folks, sorry I'm late, what did I miss?"
Coworker: "Well apparently JamJar is straight"
Manager: ".......how did that come up as a conversation topic???"
on a related note, the most chaotic but technically accurate description of my living circumstances:
I live with my partner, my ex, and my partner's sister's boyfriend
lyric ivy
wow that sounds... terrifying
partner and ex in the same house is scary to think about
upbeat hemlock
Ex broke up with me because they worked out they're a nonbianary lesbian and much as I'm nice, I'm not quite nice enough to make up for being a guy :p
lyric ivy
ohhhh thats kind of chill then
upbeat hemlock
Ex and my partner became friends before I started dating my partner
lyric ivy
i was thinking it was more messy than that
balmy obsidian
Nah no football here
upbeat hemlock
yeah, that's why I was it was "chaotic but technically accurate" :p
limber fossil
all the straight guys I know wear boring shirts
dads also wear floral shirts
upbeat hemlock
mine have long sleeves
limber fossil
so if you see an older guy you never know if he's gay, a dad, or a gay dad
balmy obsidian
-# dads are gay, noted
limber fossil
mine have long sleeves
okay now nobody wears that
that's just a crime against fashion
balmy obsidian
Jam does, evidently
Oh I'm sorry I thought the word of order was "Be gay, do crimes"
SUDDENLY crimes aren't permitted anymore
limber fossil
yeah okay egg
upbeat hemlock
limber fossil
crack a few omelettes then tell me how crime works
lyric ivy
yeah no thats bangin
upbeat hemlock
I couldn't be bothered to remove enough warming layers to photograph the whole shirt
balmy obsidian
I can't exactly make an omelette I am at work with no skillet
upbeat hemlock
I have some like that too
balmy obsidian
My eyes are drawn to the yellow spot on your hand under the index, is that paint? ink?
limber fossil
i also had a silly thing going on with my girlfriend and her ex
balmy obsidian
light refraction?
limber fossil
cuz her ex is also her best friend
lyric ivy
i have a few hawaiian shirts and i think they're nice but they feel very masculine tbh
limber fossil
and they had only broken up for like six months before I came in
but she's cool. i helped her find out she was aromantic
balmy obsidian
I just wear the most comfortable clothes I can find, and they are systematically upsized tshirts
limber fossil
lord i'd kill for an oversized tee
but i'm so tall all the oversized tees are just mens XL or whatever
balmy obsidian
fucked up
limber fossil
we live in a society
lyric ivy
oversized t shirts feel boymoder coded
upbeat hemlock
My eyes are drawn to the yellow spot on your hand under the index, is that paint...
oh... uh, I apparently didn't notice I have mustard pickle on my hand from the sandwich I just ate. Whoops
limber fossil
dammit you beat me too it
balmy obsidian
I am too fast for you
limber fossil
oversized t shirts feel boymoder coded
idk, stealing your partners shirts is p common
balmy obsidian
If I was a skeleton I would be the world's fastest skeleton
limber fossil
i've basically given all my "man" shirts to my friends
atp i think one of my friends has worn my shirts more than she has her boyfriend's
don't worry I'm not homewrecking this one
lyric ivy
idk, stealing your partners shirts is p common
i mean yeah, its cute in that case
lyric ivy
im going to steal them
limber fossil
also like oversized tees can be cute yk
balmy obsidian
Over my dead body
limber fossil
depends on how you wear them
upbeat hemlock
my shirt selection is basically predicated on the question "Is this likely to be complimented by a Younger Person Of Indeterminate Gender At A Gig For A Musical Comedian?"
If yes, buy shirt.
lyric ivy
Over my dead body
thats the idea, yes
limber fossil
oversized hoodies with thigh highs is a killer
balmy obsidian
From something called hyperbole
lyric ivy
how tall are you then
balmy obsidian
185cm
limber fossil
hey, all my closest friends are 4'11"
lyric ivy
they would be massive on me
balmy obsidian
maybe a bit shorter, i haven't checked in a while
lyric ivy
im just under 170
lyric ivy
mf how is that hand pinch emoji
lyric ivy
isn't 5.6 average height
depends where but its around that i think
lyric ivy
i think for women specifically its a bit shorter
balmy obsidian
willow needle
im just under 170
-# same, im 169cm tall
lyric ivy
-# same, im 169cm tall
hell yeah!!!
balmy obsidian
Nice
limber fossil
global average is 5.9 for men apparently
upbeat hemlock
I am Entirely Average
lyric ivy
technically 170 isnt particularly short but i certainly feel short in public
idk why but most people im around are really tall
balmy obsidian
Yeah I only feel tall next to my immediate family
willow needle
i wish that was me, everytime im outside i feel like a giant 
limber fossil
i wish that was me, everytime im outside i feel like a giant <:zillusob:12442924...
as someone who moves around a lot for work and classes its always so funny seeing how different my height is in different places
in europe it feels like the tall dudes are all 5'10"+
lyric ivy
i remember being in the netherlands and it felt like EVERYONE was massive
limber fossil
but in the asias i just tower over everyone
even HRT only reduced my height by like
an inch
lyric ivy
here in italy men tend to tower over me and women are either similar height or shorter
balmy obsidian
HRT makes you shorter??
lyric ivy
it can
willow needle
yeah everytime ive been in northen europe i felt tiny, but here its the contrary, i dont like feeling im standing out 
balmy obsidian
NEver touching blue pills in my life
limber fossil
not too significantly
limber fossil
if anything i wish it'd make my feet smaller
balmy obsidian
Inconcievable
limber fossil
call me bigfoot with these goddamn size 11s
lyric ivy
11 what, british?
balmy obsidian
Consider me the cis-est that ever cis-ed
limber fossil
not too significantly
i went from 6 ft to 5.11
limber fossil
11 what, british?
EU 45
balmy obsidian
Unforgivable
balmy obsidian
last I checked I have 46 to 46.5
limber fossil
i have 39 EU
lucky
willow needle
i have 40EU :D exact same size as my mom lol
limber fossil
its hell finding womens shoes that fit me
that's why i stick to boots
and converse
lyric ivy
i have 40EU :D exact same size as my mom lol
same lmao, i could steal my mother's shoes and they'd fit
limber fossil
and converse
alas, i've fallen to bisexuality
balmy obsidian
converse are bisexual...?
balmy obsidian
huh
lyric ivy
damn ive never worn converse... though im not sure if pan counts
balmy obsidian
I wear whatever the fuck fits honestly
willow needle
i only wear these barefoot shoes things
idk the brand tbh
whatever is pretty on amazon
balmy obsidian
Right now it's a pair of geox. Up until they disintegrate anyway. Then we'll see
lyric ivy
I wear whatever the fuck fits honestly
that was me for a while yeah
balmy obsidian
what
limber fossil
now i'm just perpetually late
balmy obsidian
I mean
balmy obsidian
I'm always late to work by like, 5 to 10 minutes
limber fossil
ah that's a skill issue then
balmy obsidian
looking good is not for the impatient
-# Damn just call me ugly straight up...
limber fossil
pfft
lyric ivy
yeah but thats because you're lazy
lyric ivy
trueg...
limber fossil
it was so easy to be on time as a man
like as a man i put on some random shirt and pants and maybe some perfume
balmy obsidian
Also I have to pet my cat for 10 minutes every time it's important for my mental health
lyric ivy
this is why i have caffeine
balmy obsidian
Brain implosion energy
lyric ivy
10,000 grammes of pure caffeine
limber fossil
now i have to make sure i match my lipstick with my nails and my bag with my headscarvese and that my shoes don't take away from my dress
lyric ivy
cause you cant overthink if your heart stops!
limber fossil
and that my foundation won't melt too easily
limber fossil
and also that the jacket will compliment the fit
willow needle
you arrive late to work bc you are doing a beauty routine
i arrive late bc i have adhd and i dilly dally until i have to run for my life
we are not the same
insert image of guy in tuxedo
limber fossil
you arrive late to work bc you are doing a beauty routine
i arrive late bc i hav...
consider. i have adhd, and do a beauty routine
lyric ivy
i arrive late because the FUCKING TRAINS IN THIS COUNTRY
balmy obsidian
I get around the outfit problem by always wearing the same damn thing
limber fossil
I get around the outfit problem by always wearing the same damn thing
man moment
balmy obsidian
Cargo pants, black shirt, hoodie
limber fossil
you really don't realise how good you have it as a guy until you stop being one lmao
willow needle
consider. i have adhd, _and_ do a beauty routine
-# 
man ive never done a beauty routine
limber fossil
i think you'd be a very good girl actually
limber fossil
my bad i forgot
balmy obsidian
I mean you can evidently
limber fossil
that was an oopsie i swear
lyric ivy
-# <:oh:1165104625549053952> man ive never done a beauty routine
ive never needed a beauty routine because im already too fucking beautiful
limber fossil
reallllll
lyric ivy
i think you'd be a very good girl actually
limber fossil
-# <:oh:1165104625549053952> man ive never done a beauty routine
you don't have to_!_
limber fossil
https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-i...
i've got two hands
limber fossil
you don't have to_!_
i do it cause i like it. i think anything you do to make yourself feel good can be a beauty routine
willow needle
ive never needed a beauty routine because im already too fucking beautiful
aww, meanwhile i just think i dont deserve it (?) big sweater girlfailure for life 
balmy obsidian
putting on my rings and necklace is a beauty routine 
lyric ivy
aww, meanwhile i just think i dont deserve it (?) big sweater girlfailure for li...
big sweater is cute too!
limber fossil
aww, meanwhile i just think i dont deserve it (?) big sweater girlfailure for li...
oh i'm sure you deserve the world darling. It's not easy being yourself in the world we live in, but don't let that ever tell you that it's not worth it. you gotta do what makes you happy, and even if you can't, you still well deserve to_!_
limber fossil
i've got two hands
don't bark if ya can't handle the bite is all i'm saying
balmy obsidian
I kind of want to get earrings at some point cause but that's assuming I didn't entirely make up the concept of magnetic earrings in my head and they actually exist
limber fossil
i know someone put a magnet in their body
balmy obsidian
Because I know if I get actual earrings and get my ear pierced I am going to tear my ear lobes within a week
limber fossil
but magnetic studs exist i do believe
limber fossil
but magnetic studs exist i do believe
though i prefer a different adjective for them
léo how do you know what a stud is
balmy obsidian
I've played Lego games before
balmy obsidian
I have a very very vague sense of what stud is that I couldn't put into words if I tried
Obtained from, like many things in my head, internet osmosis
regal comet
Wait, Sele aren't Char and sele room mates in the Saturday game
Hi sorry I missed this
technically they are, but since they are now permanent residents I feel like Jerry likely just gave them the place right next to Morgana's
limber fossil
is it something that can be explained in a pegi13 server
i think so
so when it comes to people stud is usually used to refer to a straight man who is very attractive and has a lot of sexual partners
it's like the male version of slut, but used as something complimentary and admirable
balmy obsidian
That's what I had in mind
limber fossil
because patriarchy
but stud also has a unique application in Black/African-American sapphic spaces
balmy obsidian
That I had no idea about
limber fossil
where it refers to black/afro-american masc dykes/sapphics
balmy obsidian
I am learning things everyday
limber fossil
balmy obsidian
The fucked up and/or funny thing is that if you had not explained what that word means the other day I would have 100% thought it was another word for stud
limber fossil
i should note, léo, that it would probably be best if uhhhh you didn't use that word lmao
limber fossil
dyke, i mean
balmy obsidian
I'll wait until I grab the blue pills before i dare use it, or something
Apologies for any and all offense
prime terrace
this is her (for real this time)
this is me btw if you even care
tame tide
CURSE THE COMMON COLD
tame tide
okay, so it was like a year ago. I was working with a team on a project, but we ...
You had to come out as straight 
upbeat hemlock
it is one of my favourite stories from that job
balmy obsidian
CURSE THE COMMON COLD
Wish granted, you now have : Rare Cold
lyric ivy
can i have a legendary cold
balmy obsidian
You get Common Hot
lyric ivy
😳
upbeat hemlock
the other one being:
I was helping with the roll-out of a new computer system. Our users had to search for contact files periodically, and we would sometimes get a completely show-stopping error which, when searching for a contact, would show "404 Error: File Not Found"
...except for two weeks we couldn't find a single instance of this error in our logs. We were seeing the error, but it wasn't being logged.
Turns out what was actually happening was the search was successfully finding the contact, and then erroring for a completely different reason, and then going to find an error message to display.... and there was no error message, so it would show "404 file not found"
balmy obsidian
upbeat hemlock
that was very annoying at the time, but was very funny in hindsight
I miss that job
in for IGF related news, I had today off, so I finished setting up chapter 4 and 5 of act 1 in Owlbear rodeo
balmy obsidian
My group is only playing next week and I already have all three possible encounters set up so i'm gucci
Leviathans in TWO DAYS though
Maybe we will finally get through act 2 mission 1 this time
upbeat hemlock
you are braver than I to venture into act 2, good job
balmy obsidian
My players are at act 1 mission 3, I as a player though am currently in act 2 mission 1
upbeat hemlock
Ooh, I see
balmy obsidian
(act2) ||or, well, at least we are on our first mission in act 2, but the structure is a bit special so||
The group I'm gming for hasn't picked up a name, though the NPCs call them "heroes of the day" sometimes
upbeat hemlock
nice
we have The C-Team
and
Crisis Response Active Battle Squad
C-Team have been bullying an NPC somewhat
balmy obsidian
oh dear god
upbeat hemlock
Goblin and Vlad tag-team will do that to a guy
lyric ivy
my team has decided to call themselves the Vent Crabs
named after the pet vent crab squire, Sancho
upbeat hemlock
ah, the rarely heard mating calling of the vent crab
lyric ivy
and believes, with zero irony, that NHPs are ghosts
upbeat hemlock
now imagine dozens of those overlapping, in the distance, heard through the vents
lyric ivy
he doesnt mind Siren or Shelly or anyone, but he still thinks they're ghosts
upbeat hemlock
he doesnt *mind* Siren or Shelly or anyone, but he still thinks they're ghosts
as somebody who has read all the unpublished unfinished field guides, this is very funny
lyric ivy
do elaborate
upbeat hemlock
well, there IS ghosts in boxes in Lancer (if you believe the Aunic Ascendancy anyway)
but NHPs aren't them
lyric ivy
oh yeah out of character we all know that, it's just an in character bit
and the entire group absolutely believes that (CH1) ||the Tachyon was haunted||
which is really funny because they were too scared shitless to actually go check on ||Feather's Casket||
i was like ||"Yeah there's a massive heat signature coming from that room, and the door looks to be melted open" and they unanimously agreed to nope out of there||
balmy obsidian
Listen out of all the places in Calliope, the (ch1) ||Tachyon|| is absolutely n°2 on the list of "Most certainly haunted places in the system"
The stuff that happens in it could 100% be attributed to "it's haunted as fuck"
tame tide
C-Team have been bullying an NPC somewhat
Client negotiation!!!!!!! 🔥
upbeat hemlock
I love the names on the People of Calliope spreadsheet
thank you for adding them ❤️
limber fossil
What is this, cricket*?*
tame tide
Yeah the names I put for chapter 3 are some of my faves
upbeat hemlock
I liked your names for chapter 3 as well, I added some more in the same theme
balmy obsidian
What is this, cricket*?*
I went on a soundboard website and searched "mexican" and this was within the 4 first results
tame tide
I liked your names for chapter 3 as well, I added some more in the same theme
Looking through the spreadsheet and seeing yours
Seeing an enemy callsign can opener and getting thrown off because I have a player where that's their callsign
upbeat hemlock
lol
balmy obsidian
I should add some in there maybe
My favorite I think was the berserker on the (ch1) ||signal fight||
tame tide
What were they called?
upbeat hemlock
oh that is SPECTACULAR
I am totally using that if I ever run IGF for another group
that guy's callsign in my timelines was TEETH
prime terrace
How the fuck did i manage to translate these
||engi-here
stickybomb
beggars
do not fucking change my name again
signal
slammer||
balmy obsidian
I never had a TEETH but I did have these guys
Named after their favorite body part to ruin
tame tide
COCK
balmy obsidian
except the obvious "No please, I insist" and "Somniomancer"
upbeat hemlock
...I need to check something
tame tide
Named after their favorite body part to ruin
6 people with the callsigns, ass, ass, tits, ass, COCK, ass, shoulder blades
prime terrace
6 people with the callsigns, ass, ass, tits, ass, COCK, ass, shoulder blades
Trio of one Support and two Demolishers
Left tit, Right tit and My fucking Spine
upbeat hemlock
prime terrace
inhale
exhale
balmy obsidian
damn, more pixels please 
balmy obsidian
Trio of one Support and two Demolishers
Left tit, Right tit and My fucking Spin...
there
upbeat hemlock
I think I could be significantly more annoying with this
balmy obsidian
6 emojis
upbeat hemlock
upbeat hemlock
"Replicate the facial expression of the mech you wish to target"
balmy obsidian
you can only target by using facial recognition on a kinect
tame tide
🫥
upbeat hemlock
upbeat hemlock
Oooh
there are starsign emoji
time to activate all the homestucks in my groups (there's one)
balmy obsidian
I was gonna say
Make sure they're color coded properly if you really want to give them an aneurism
upbeat hemlock
this is what owlbear rodeo gives me to use:
upbeat hemlock
also the flag selection is amusing to me
White
Black
Red
Trans
Queer
Pirate
TWO JAPANS
Ska Nation
lyric ivy
🏳️⚧️ what is this country and why are all the cute girls from there
balmy obsidian
I always give my ennemies callsigns
lyric ivy
And low effort
this is true, i am lazy
upbeat hemlock
I like the callsigns as a way to differentiate factions
balmy obsidian
the issue is if you give all your ennemies callsigns, dropping it emergency reinforcements becomes harder
tame tide
this is true, i am lazy
As someone who normally makes lots of callsigns. Having "displeased engineer turret" is a nice change of pace and funny
balmy obsidian
I don't think too much about callsigns i just give thematically appropriate for the sitrep
minor orchid
that's a good way ;)
tame tide
I tend to do thematically appropriate for the faction
minor orchid
I still love whoever thought it was a good idea to give guys in ch1 ||denial of service CoD appropiate callsigns||
tame tide
Who?
minor orchid
don't remember honestly- but I was like "Fuck that works"
and so xXx_ 3V3rest_D3XXXTR0Y3R_xXx was born!
ancient crag
i was like ||"Yeah there's a massive heat signature coming from that room, and t...
in respnse ||Our party was much the same until one of our members decided to look into the "Fuck ass room" which inspired the meme|| which I dont remmeber if @noble ivy or @tight pier made it
limber fossil
the issue is if you give all your ennemies callsigns, dropping it emergency rein...
Clearly GMs should not drop enemy reinforcements
upbeat hemlock
I cannot drop emergency reinforcements - I prepare statblocks to hand the players when they scan
limber fossil
Speaking of funny names
clever cloud
my favorite callsign so far is (ch3) ||calling all the ID squads ID-0002 "Cannon Fodder", implying that the second invention ID ever made was disposable men||
limber fossil
My GM asked me to name bartender motherfucker’s special margarita throwing arm
So obviously I came up with the margaritoss
limber fossil
I cannot drop emergency reinforcements - I prepare statblocks to hand the player...
You should share some of this mercy with our GM
tame tide
in respnse ||Our party was much the same until one of our members decided to loo...
The fuck ass chamber? 😳
limber fossil
He buffed (ch2) ||ANTICAPITAL||
ancient crag
Sigh
limber fossil
The fuck ***ass*** chamber? 😳
Haram
ancient crag
The fuck ***ass*** chamber? 😳
tame tide
https://tenor.com/view/get-you-cat-meme-cat-me-when-i-get-you-gif-25399408832090...
Is this what happens in the fuck ass chamber?
ancient crag
Anyway no that’s not what happens in the chamber
||you become a parent apparently smh||
balmy obsidian
clever cloud
sex is not funny; sex is competitive and ranked. I need yall to lock the fuck in
ancient crag
There is no igf leaderboard for smex you fools!!!
balmy obsidian
"There should be", you might think
clever cloud
there is; you just havent made the cut
ancient crag
One of you is lying
balmy obsidian
I never lie
ancient crag
there is; you just havent made the cut
upbeat hemlock
my players seem to be aiming for competitive polyculing
(kind of spoilers ish for chapter 1-4? there's some NPC names)
balmy obsidian
what's the difference between purple, dotted purple and dashed red?
upbeat hemlock
oh, right, sorry
ancient crag
Yeah
balmy obsidian
I must know
upbeat hemlock
purple: dating
dashed purple: might end up dating, depending on PC actions over the next chapter or so
red: exes
balmy obsidian
damn okay
icy dove
Hullo all, how ya doin?
clever cloud
wait who was ||Galanades||
west phoenix
Igf is a romcom
balmy obsidian
MEOW
clever cloud
igf is actually a romcom yea
ancient crag
I’m so concerned with the absolute levels of romcom igf has sometimes XD
clever cloud
there's some world-ending threats but that's just filler while we get our groovy on
balmy obsidian
I eated all the soap :(
ancient crag
That little bastard trying to get my attention when the food bowl is empty
(They were fed 15 minutes ago)
west phoenix
Lmao
upbeat hemlock
wait who was ||Galanades||
||based on infor I've been given, and what's in the book, she's a mech fighter who was datign Howl and then left her for Howl's NHP and then breaks up with the NHP and she (the NHP) becomes a co-pilot for a PC||
west phoenix
I eated all the soap :(
Clean your vile innards
balmy obsidian
Léinnards
clever cloud
||based on infor I've been given, and what's in the book, she's a mech fighter w...
oooooooooooh, i missed the ||second break-up. I knew about Calamity and Harmony, but didn't remember there was a second Ex||
balmy obsidian
snrk
west phoenix
Some deep lore on this polycule shit
The greater Calliope polycule is just as toxic as Seattle's i see
balmy obsidian
oooooooooooh, i missed the ||second break-up. I knew about Calamity and Harmony,...
sir a second breakup has hit the mech pilot
limber fossil
sex is not funny; sex is competitive and ranked. I need yall to lock the fuck in
hides clown makeup
west phoenix
So far Serenity's exes are unnamed (and will probably stay that way) but its really funny to imagine that its just some NPC thats important to either the plot or someone else
upbeat hemlock
oooooooooooh, i missed the ||second break-up. I knew about Calamity and Harmony,...
I think ||calamity and harmony only get together in the Calamity-as-NPC timelines if Harmony doesn't get picked as a PC co-pilot||
limber fossil
Why the fuck do y’all have a flushed clown emoji
clever cloud
So far Serenity's exes are unnamed (and will probably stay that way) but its rea...
inb4 ||It's fucking Harmony||
west phoenix
Why the fuck do y’all have a flushed clown emoji
I was thinking the same thing
clever cloud
Why the fuck do y’all have a flushed clown emoji
we're freaks ok?
last leaf
I’m so concerned with the absolute levels of romcom igf has sometimes XD
if it helps I'm playing in a bloodborne inspired religious/eldritch horror 5e campaign and the party (and GM) consensus is that that game is at least 50% pure dating sim so I think it's just as much about the players/gm as it is about the content of the campaign itself.
limber fossil
we're freaks ok?
In name only more like
last leaf
which is to say: IGF isn't a romcom, the real romcom was the friends we made along the way
west phoenix
inb4 ||It's fucking Harmony||
Is this something i can look at
clever cloud
it's a name you don't know, sure
west phoenix
which is to say: IGF isn't a romcom, the real romcom was the friends we made alo...
Ok then kiss me
last leaf
Ok then kiss me
okay
last leaf
you're the second person who I've called their bluff in that way
limber fossil
Is there room for one more
west phoenix
No more room for a wallflower
ancient crag
if it helps I'm playing in a bloodborne inspired religious/eldritch horror 5e ca...
||im not actually bothered it’s just very funny to me considering most of my dnd has had my characters not in any relationship beyond Frank who had a pet gator||
But don’t tell anyone that
limber fossil
No more room for a wallflower
Oh honey, i’m anything but
west phoenix
it's a name you don't know, sure
Sure it'd be funny
last leaf
Is there room for one more
limber fossil
I’m game
ancient crag
Hey Al I’m Paul
tame tide
Hey Paul, I'm Al
ancient crag
Howdy Al
upbeat hemlock
(kind of spoilers ish for chapter 1-4? there's some NPC names)
so the characters Osha and Max are PCs. Their players are married.
"Hey, we saw your NPC from across the table and we like their vibe"
-# (not even remotely how that's working in game, but it's still funny)
ancient crag
I’m Dave
tame tide
Heyo Dave
ancient crag
(I’m going to explode)
tame tide
I might be Al
balmy obsidian
Woah, no way
clever cloud
Im afraid i can't do that, Dave
west phoenix
I might need y'all to shut the hell up
west phoenix
AAAAAAA