I don't know why you people think making us moist is goinng to improve things
#In Golden Flame
polar glacier
zinc topaz
I would probably start shopping around for a ring
lyric ivy
mmm moist
balmy obsidian
It's not about making people moist, it's about reducing temperature
willow needle
I don't know why you people think making us moist is goinng to improve things
help im growing flowers on my skin now
lyric ivy
i meant it as like a way more freaky thing tbh
zinc topaz
step one: mulch
lime widget
zinc topaz
step two: water
zinc topaz
i meant it as like a way more freaky thing tbh
yeah, I do too
lyric ivy
hell yeah
polar glacier
also hi June I'm sorry I didn't include you on the chart that's a huge miss ><
noble ivy
I feel like Calliope needs to be cycled after today...
regal comet
I've returned from the shower
what have I missed
polar glacier
I would cuddle everybody in this chat I love cuddling
balmy obsidian
Lies, you hate men
clever cloud
my true igf chart is that i love to bully most of you
balmy obsidian
Don't touch me
west phoenix
also hi June I'm sorry I didn't include you on the chart that's a huge miss ><
its okay eleonor has shipped me and june together a lot already
zinc topaz
I think a considerable part of why I've been single for so long is because every time I go on a date with somebody and I can immediately just tell they wouldn't peg me they're very vanilla and tame I immediately lose interest
The dead giveaway is "traditional relationship values" and the like
clever cloud
cowards
lyric ivy
I feel like Calliope needs to be cycled after today...
cycled? no im unshackled as is
balmy obsidian
inhales
lyric ivy
oh no
balmy obsidian
I mean if it's shackles you want
zinc topaz
shackles, please
lyric ivy
WOAH
balmy obsidian
Right that was my daily woah hey quota, back to preparing next session
noble ivy
Reposting this for June's sake
lyric ivy
i need someone to handcuff me and take me to prison for being so beautiful
polar glacier
oh fuck you can't just throw that at someone
balmy obsidian
What are you, a cop?
zinc topaz
I have no fucking idea what I'm looking at
clever cloud
in a genuinely platonic way, i wish i had a shibari partner to practice with
balmy obsidian
Heh
noble ivy
oh fuck you can't just throw that at someone
You just threw it at all of us
zinc topaz
in a genuinely platonic way, i wish i had a shibari partner to practice with
I could just send you my address you know
lunar panther
in a genuinely platonic way, i wish i had a shibari partner to practice with
good for the muscles
clever cloud
I could just send you my address you know
Arizona tho
west phoenix
Reposting this for June's sake
idk why i'm being shipped with gug and yazzy
polar glacier
You *just* threw it at all of us
WITH LIKE, 24 HOURS OF TEASING FIRST
west phoenix
like gug is cool but i've barely talked to them 😭
clever cloud
a silly one yes
west phoenix
my conversations with yazzy have been "lets talk about wallflower"
balmy obsidian
I am taking this out of context and running away with it
lyric ivy
a shipping chart that somehow missed the most common me ship
zinc topaz
… I wonder where I would be
clever cloud
I am taking this out of context and running away with it
i love igf out of context
west phoenix
my conversations with yazzy have been "lets talk about wallflower"
"listen to the shit roland has been up to"
clever cloud
listen, Roland is always up to shit
regal comet
the chart might need an update after today
zinc topaz
:3
noble ivy
polar glacier
Wait, it's a shipping chart
yeah, a shipping chart for the chat, but only accounts I grabbed during my hour long lunch break yesterday
noble ivy
here's an explanation for the Homestuck Lexicon
balmy obsidian
The fucked up thing is that in this description she mixed up the clubs and diamonds
lyric ivy
I FUCKING HATE SHRINE OF CHANCE
balmy obsidian
Fake homestuck
west phoenix
I FUCKING HATE SHRINE OF CHANCE
skill issue
balmy obsidian
What the hell is shrine of chance
polar glacier
The fucked up thing is that in this description she mixed up the clubs and diamo...
oh my gogg i did
west phoenix
and she's crying
polar glacier
fuck
lyric ivy
simply spend 85 dollars on stage 1 and get nothing
west phoenix
thats rookie numbers
zinc topaz
ok i see i see
lyric ivy
Oh, Slay the Spire?
no that's the one im good at
balmy obsidian
You're good at it?
clever cloud
Oh, Slay the Spire?
Risk of Rain
west phoenix
i finally started winning my ror2 runs
lyric ivy
very
balmy obsidian
Thank you Eleonor
lyric ivy
i just did e8 chef yesterday
west phoenix
4/4 eclipse 8 yesterday yippie
polar glacier
shrine of chance is for babbys we roll the Shrine of Order in this house
west phoenix
shrine of chance is for babbys we roll the Shrine of Order in this house
1 billion lost runs
lyric ivy
i never go to rallypoint delta anyway that shit has NO credits
west phoenix
shrine of order is good if you have a scrapper and printer on a stage
zinc topaz
go ahead and add me to the chart with a dotted line pointing to everyone else
west phoenix
i never go to rallypoint delta anyway that shit has NO credits
can't wait in a few days when they make TC worth it
lyric ivy
i have taken shrine of order once to find out what it was and never again
lyric ivy
can't wait in a few days when they make TC worth it
please
zinc topaz
i'm a baby and play ror2 with the choice rune and the one that makes enemies drop items and the one that makes there be a fuck ton of enemies
lyric ivy
would love my shit idiot drone that gets stuck on terrain and eats all my credits to do something
zinc topaz
so i can just buildcraft the entire run and do stupid shit and maybe win sometimes
west phoenix
i play exclusively on e8
zinc topaz
waiter, waiter, more goat hoof and energy drink please
west phoenix
i used to have a decent winstreak
lyric ivy
i am currently playing it
west phoenix
zinc topaz
can i say something controversial about ror
west phoenix
no we'll kill you
jovial beacon
zinc topaz
i think i enjoyed the first game more
balmy obsidian
can i say something controversial about ror
Tell us which chracter you have a crush on, yes
west phoenix
ok you're a stupid dumb stinky idiot
balmy obsidian
Oh not that ok
zinc topaz
maybe bc i was like 10 when i first played it
west phoenix
thats valid
west phoenix
acrid?
balmy obsidian
I don't know I haven't played RoR2
lyric ivy
Tell us which chracter you have a crush on, yes
artificer
zinc topaz
if you guys know me in any capacity one of you will guess it
polar glacier
something bugged out with my ror2 save and I lost all my lunar coins and item unlocks. But I still had all the character unlocks. But I lost the Artificer's (and only the Artificer's ?) optional power unlocks.
jovial beacon
chef?
noble ivy
maybe bc i was like 10 when i first played it
We're all dumb stinky idiots when we were 10
balmy obsidian
I don't know you
west phoenix
actually arti is a good pick
lyric ivy
oh i just said mine lmao
zinc topaz
good taste then
balmy obsidian
Hold on let me look at artificer
zinc topaz
me when a woman floats
lyric ivy
me when a woman scours me with flames
west phoenix
drifter
polar glacier
Artificer/Huntress yuri
west phoenix
i love a woman who can kidnap me and shove me in a bag
lyric ivy
zinc topaz
my biggest video game crush is either megaera from hades or a.b.a. from guilty gear
balmy obsidian
Between the two I think I like artificer better
regal comet
aight Imma go to sleep
balmy obsidian
You can just send the whole GG cast if you want
Good night Selevan I hate you (?)
zinc topaz
happy chaos
regal comet
awww me too
zinc topaz
yeah you're right they're all hot
west phoenix
my biggest video game crush is either megaera from hades or a.b.a. from guilty g...
you do seem like you'd like aba
regal comet
I hate you all ya heathens 💖
zinc topaz
you do seem like you'd like aba
whats that mean huh
west phoenix
noble ivy
my biggest video game crush is either megaera from hades or a.b.a. from guilty g...
-# type = crazy bitches who will kill you and I'm surprised Testament's not on that list
zinc topaz
oh they are
lyric ivy
I hate you all ya heathens 💖
love ya bestie <3
zinc topaz
i just cant list every gg character
west phoenix
my favorite gg woman is ||LEO. YOU WERE FOOLED||
zinc topaz
GAH
polar glacier
aight Imma go to sleep
gnight!
regal comet
love ya bestie <3
what you talkin bout? you said you wanted be a body pillow
balmy obsidian
Out of all the GG characters I've seen, the one I think looks the best is Unika
am I wrong and stupid
noble ivy
oh they are
balmy obsidian
Rhetorical question
zinc topaz
-# type = crazy bitches who will kill you ~~and I'm surprised Testament's not on...
my type might be crazy bitches who would kill for me
lyric ivy
what you talkin bout? you said you wanted be a body pillow
yeah well uh
zinc topaz
i wouldnt want to be killed
lyric ivy
god forbid women do anything
balmy obsidian
I have no video game crushes
zinc topaz
i want to be paracelsus
west phoenix
ah we're doing this
balmy obsidian
To balance out with Ada
west phoenix
let me get my list
balmy obsidian
Actually I have negative video game crushes
zinc topaz
when i was a kid it was n from pokemon
balmy obsidian
Ok
west phoenix
NO WAY
polar glacier
I don't know who that is BUT I LOVE
west phoenix
YOU WEREN'T ABOUT TO SAY THAT WERE YOU
zinc topaz
get out of my brain you insane freak
west phoenix
HAHAHAHA
balmy obsidian
I did like N a lot too
noble ivy
I'll kill any god-beast the guild wants me too just to hear her call me Doodle
balmy obsidian
So much so that when I was playing Gen5 at some point I went "Imma do a playthrough where I call my character Z because that's like, a sideways N, woah, parallels, so cool"
zinc topaz
So much so that when I was playing Gen5 at some point I went "Imma do a playthro...
i name my pokemon protagonists their canon names
idk why or how it started
regal comet
oh we talking VG crushes?
I had one
Dr. Sonderbar from Monster Lab
regal comet
NOW I sleep
zinc topaz
but if my ex didnt throw away my 3ds when we broke up i'd have my salamence with OT "May," my Empoleon with OT "Lucas," my Reshiram with OT "Hilda," etc
i wish cloud saves existed back then lmao
makes me sorta sad to think about for too long
noble ivy
i name my pokemon protagonists their canon names
-# We're you like me and felt uncomfortable naming the protag your name for some (now very obvious) reason?
zinc topaz
i mean i know they're literally just lines of code but sometimes i'd throw my copy of ultra moon in and look at them and remember being a kid and all the effort i went through to transfer them lol
west phoenix
y'all want the biggest 'hear me out' of this conversation
zinc topaz
and its sorta sad that i've forgotten about most of them now i only remember like 3 of them
my gengar and my aegislash were fucking kickass tho
polar glacier
y'all want the biggest 'hear me out' of this conversation
yes, obviously
zinc topaz
-# We're you like me and felt uncomfortable naming the protag your name for some...
yknow juli
i think youre onto something
lyric ivy
y'all want the biggest 'hear me out' of this conversation
go
just say that shit
i promise i have worse
polar glacier
assuming it's a man, then
lunar panther
i name my pokemon protagonists their canon names
this reminds me. i was lucky enough to have both games for gen 5 and gen 6, so i'd always name my first playthrough as my (then) name and second playthrough as various other fem names, including what would have been my name were I afab
funny how that turned out
balmy obsidian
I have no hear me out but I wanna hear yours
lyric ivy
I have no hear me out but I wanna hear yours
mine or meow
zinc topaz
my skullgirls pick would be ms fortune though :3
balmy obsidian
THAT'S your hear me out?
west phoenix
silky smooth voice
polar glacier
oh, yeah okay
lyric ivy
okay give me a moment to get him
balmy obsidian
Feed me
polar glacier
If I share my first video game crush it's gonna really show my age
zinc topaz
im trying to think of a good hear me out pick
lyric ivy
or you prefer a woman?
icy dove
lyric ivy
leo you choose
balmy obsidian
or you prefer a woman?
idk i'm still not entirelly clear on that
noble ivy
oh you want a hear me out pick?
west phoenix
r'tas and arbiter enemies to lovers is peak
zinc topaz
i was gonna say chaos from hades but i think most people agree theyre fuckable
lunar panther
https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-my-beloved-gif-11682532713180781674
it's the double pedipalps isn't it
balmy obsidian
Send both
zinc topaz
i canT THINK RN HOLD ON
balmy obsidian
hades 1 or 2
noble ivy
oh you want a hear me out pick?
lyric ivy
im normal about this man
zinc topaz
hades 1 or 2
1
west phoenix
it's the double pedipalps isn't it
i mean, thats not not it
polar glacier
everybody in hades is fuckable, and intended to be so
zinc topaz
i hate hades 2 chaos design
west phoenix
based based based
zinc topaz
LOL
balmy obsidian
Fu... rry. Okay. Noted.
zinc topaz
OK we're in monsterfucker territory
polar glacier
i mean, thats not not it
I mean that's what pushes it into "I can see it" territory. Not for me, too masc, but I get it
lyric ivy
i mean as far as monster hunter goes you could absolutely do worse
noble ivy
OK we're in monsterfucker territory
We weren't already when Jen brought up zombies and aliens?
polar glacier
what is that
zinc topaz
you could also do better
west phoenix
We weren't already when Jen brought up zombies and aliens?
... i did?
balmy obsidian
It has punching gloves for hands and explosive saliva
polar glacier
hot
lyric ivy
*the slime explodes
noble ivy
what is that
Brachydios, a giant therepod-esqe beast that punches so hard it creates explosions
balmy obsidian
It's a funny monster
balmy obsidian
It's not Bazelgeuse but it's something
zinc topaz
i do sorta think valindra shadowmantle from dnd is attractive in a scary way
balmy obsidian
I miss Bazelgeuse
noble ivy
I miss Bazelgeuse
I miss pickle...
west phoenix
the B-12
balmy obsidian
I miss Bazelgeuse crashing my hunts and divebombing into my face
west phoenix
I miss pickle...
yeah wtf why no pickle
balmy obsidian
Come back pls
noble ivy
I miss hunts lasting longer than three minues...
west phoenix
lyric ivy
i want someone to crash my hunt and divebomb into my face
balmy obsidian
My plane to italy is in two hours
lyric ivy
bet?
balmy obsidian
I'm blowing up your house
zinc topaz
im looking up hear me out fictional crushes
lyric ivy
little bitch boy
west phoenix
my husband
balmy obsidian
I wouldn't you're right
zinc topaz
bc my brain is static rn
balmy obsidian
I'd miss you
zinc topaz
and this list is like
lyric ivy
my husband
ooooh yeah
zinc topaz
marceline???
lyric ivy
i like lunastra more but i like it
west phoenix
yeah but lunastra is not fun
zinc topaz
does anyone exist who doesnt think she's hot??? why is she like #4 on this list
west phoenix
plus thats MY husband not hers
zinc topaz
my favorite monster is shagaru magala :3
west phoenix
my favorite monster is shagaru magala :3
how about you come over here and shagaru on my magala
balmy obsidian
Woah hey
lyric ivy
@polar glacier can we see your first video game crush please i'm deathly curious now
zinc topaz
you can do better than that sweetheart try again
noble ivy
my husband
my husband
(specifically not the iceborne version... the fight felt... wrong somehow...)
balmy obsidian
Missed opportunity to say "Shagar on my gala"
west phoenix
*my* husband
(specifically not the iceborne version... the fight felt... *wrong...
even raging sucked
lyric ivy
i shag on her gala until i mag
noble ivy
She Lagia on my Crus till I
zinc topaz
ok anakin skywalker
polar glacier
<@788510556318334976> can we see your first video game crush please i'm deathly ...
okay okay lemme look it up
zinc topaz
this list sucks
west phoenix
ok anakin skywalker
specifically the animated version with the huge chin?
and it was VIDEO GAMES june
zinc topaz
hear me out: one of the most attractive actors of all time playing an "i can fix him" hunk
OK
IM WORKING MY WAY DOWN THE LIST
west phoenix
.... grevious
zinc topaz
i had to scroll past fucking ada and leon
west phoenix
why
zinc topaz
who are again NOT hear me out picks
noble ivy
Scroll past them doing what??!?
zinc topaz
i would let BOTH of them ruin me
west phoenix
i veered us into monster fucker territory
zinc topaz
Scroll past them doing *what??!?*
ok
polar glacier
Look, I know my personal barometer is fuckeD but nobody considers Leon and Ada Wong as Hear-me-outs. Marcelline isn't even a hear me out. That list is AI. That is not human.
zinc topaz
so yeah video games its aba and the guildmarm and megaera right, so far
lyric ivy
Look, I know my personal barometer is *fuckeD* but nobody considers Leon and Ada...
or made by someone who has no idea what a hear me out is and thinks its just an attractive character
west phoenix
Look, I know my personal barometer is *fuckeD* but nobody considers Leon and Ada...
what about heisenburg from RE8
eeeetthhhaaaaan wwwwwinnnnters
zinc topaz
ok wait. GLaDos
polar glacier
GlaDOS is not a hear me out
west phoenix
but it is based
zinc topaz
she is a machine
west phoenix
she is a machine
its LANCER
polar glacier
but she's hot
balmy obsidian
But also the internet is
clever cloud
GLaDOS is a vanilla hear-me-out but it counts
balmy obsidian
You know
steady adder
Glados is a robot
Something wrong with that?
lunar panther
glados is a hear me out if you're not terminally online
polar glacier
like, obviously, terribly, incredibly hot
clever cloud
she's mega hot
polar glacier
glados is a hear me out if you're not terminally online
fuck
noble ivy
I'm trying to remember my first Video game crushes but I think I'm now realizing that these were some of my first experiences with gender envy
balmy obsidian
Something wrong with that?
No, but it is a hear me out
west phoenix
i want her to call me fat and adopted 😳
zinc topaz
thats pushing it
polar glacier
absol is one of the classic sexy pokemon that doesn't count
polar glacier
WHAT
west phoenix
you are ruined
lyric ivy
ada i still havent heard the thing
balmy obsidian
Absol is a DOG
zinc topaz
pokemon are animals though
clever cloud
Absol is cunty
lyric ivy
absol is cunty
polar glacier
Absol is cunty
IM SAYING
noble ivy
Do I have to post it again...
balmy obsidian
A CUNTY DOG
clever cloud
pokemon are animals though
in that universe, humans are pokemon too
west phoenix
ADA LOOK WHAT YOU POSTED EARLIER TOO
zinc topaz
in that universe, humans are pokemon too
what
west phoenix
YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS
noble ivy
pokemon are animals though
clever cloud
besides, Absol is your local OSHA inspector
zinc topaz
LMFAO
polar glacier
holy shit
noble ivy
-# that vid is like... one of the worst things in my collection...
balmy obsidian
And it is hilarious
zinc topaz
look
clever cloud
so good
zinc topaz
if delphox was a human woman ,. maybe
balmy obsidian
I had seen it before
clever cloud
anyways, Pokémon are their own category and absolutely fair game
balmy obsidian
if delphox was a human woman ,. maybe
The most basic furry person alive
noble ivy
Pokemon can fucking speak they pass the Harkness test
lunar panther
if delphox was a human woman ,. maybe
rubbed my eyes while reading and though you said dropbox
west phoenix
if delphox was a human woman ,. maybe
"if we made it less sexy" NO
zinc topaz
ONE can speak IN THE ANIME
west phoenix
THIS IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT
clever cloud
YOU KNOW WHO'S THE HOTTEST POKEMON??? LATIAS!!!
lyric ivy
hear me out: the HA saladin from lancer
balmy obsidian
Banned
lyric ivy
look at that perfect form
balmy obsidian
No being horny for mechs
west phoenix
you genuinely cannot talk about it
polar glacier
easy
balmy obsidian
Banned banned banned
west phoenix
yeah, what leo said
noble ivy
Pokemon can fucking speak they pass the Harkness test
THEY USED TO MARRY EACHOTHER IN UNIVERSE FOR FUCK SAKES
west phoenix
no like it is in the rules
zinc topaz
THEY USED TO MARRY EACHOTHER IN UNIVERSE FOR FUCK SAKES
sigh
ok so if i wanted to marry my salazzle
that would be fine
balmy obsidian
You would die
polar glacier
Harkness Test. That's all I'm saying.
balmy obsidian
But yes
lunar panther
if we're gonna keep bringing up the harkness test I will mention The Truth
balmy obsidian
Oh wait that reminds me
polar glacier
I do still need to do that pokemon smash or pass test...
zinc topaz
but what if i was like ok here's my idk weepingbell
balmy obsidian
Hang on I need to find a screenshot from when I played cobblemon with friends
zinc topaz
my wife the plant
clever cloud
anyways, my wife, to this day will never let me live down the fact that i had a sexy dream about ||Danny Devito||... not that i regret it..
zinc topaz
LOOOL
noble ivy
if we're gonna keep bringing up the harkness test I will mention The Truth
-# ||scooby doo...||
lunar panther
anyways, my wife, to this day will never let me live down the fact that i had a ...
fuck yes honestly
west phoenix
clever cloud
tucked
balmy obsidian
ok so if i wanted to marry my salazzle
zinc topaz
nevermind i remember having a crazy crush on midna when i wad a kid
zinc topaz
no the imp
west phoenix
y'all don't know the horrific truths of the internet
JUNE YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD
YOU CANNOT PLAY THIS
noble ivy
no the imp
ice cold takes that would kill the the mythical median voter:
zinc topaz
it was the way she treated link as a wold i think
lyric ivy
why are you guys like this
zinc topaz
p
balmy obsidian
why are you guys like this
I am innocent in this context
zinc topaz
OK MEOW
lyric ivy
i know leo
clever cloud
imp midna might be
imp midna is the gardevoir of Legend of Zelda
zinc topaz
HERE
lunar panther
i never played twilight princess so i'm immune to midna's power
west phoenix
i have another halo take that would kill all the lesbians and idk if i can explain it
lyric ivy
you're the best leo the one safe oasis in this hell
zinc topaz
YOU give ME choices and i'll tell you smash or pass
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
then you can judge whether or not im a coward
polar glacier
there's a couple pokemon smash or passes out there but I wanted to make my own, and the idea would be that my friends would all use the app to guess at what I would say. And then as I go through the smash or pass we'd see who was correct vs not, with running scores.
noble ivy
i have another halo take that would kill all the lesbians and idk if i can expla...
Its either the grave mind or something worse, isn't it
zinc topaz
i just cant ... come up with any on my own
west phoenix
... not that bad i think
zinc topaz
gravemind i sorta get
west phoenix
how
polar glacier
i have another halo take that would kill all the lesbians and idk if i can expla...
need
balmy obsidian
What is gravemind
west phoenix
see thats a hear me out
lunar panther
gravemind could work
noble ivy
gravemind i sorta get
there we go
now that's a hot take
lyric ivy
What is gravemind
gravemind gobbling deez nuts
steady adder
What is gravemind
zinc topaz
What is gravemind
balmy obsidian
polar glacier
hot
steady adder
polar glacier
yeah
balmy obsidian
I am uncomfortable
west phoenix
HAHAHAHA
noble ivy
PULLL TEH CHUTE
clever cloud
guys, the only reason i played Tears of the Kingdom is because of the armor set of the ancient hero
balmy obsidian
I'm not actually uncomfortable
west phoenix
roger that roger that tucking leo into blankey mode
balmy obsidian
No no it's fine
zinc topaz
guys, the only reason i played Tears of the Kingdom is because of the armor set ...
wtf is going on with that head
zinc topaz
what
balmy obsidian
It's just that looking at it i'm just like
lyric ivy
I'm not *actually* uncomfortable
ah shite my bad
west phoenix
guys, the only reason i played Tears of the Kingdom is because of the armor set ...
reminds me of our convo last night (leo safe) ||"ignatius is hot" "he looks like ganon" ".... yeah that explains why i think he's hot"||
polar glacier
my first videogame crush comes from this nes game for a failed TV show based off a indie comic
balmy obsidian
keep that filthy WORM away
lunar panther
I diagnose all of you with "in need of human physical contact"
clever cloud
wtf is going on with that head
its a mask
lyric ivy
I diagnose all of you with "in need of human physical contact"
very
west phoenix
I diagnose all of you with "in need of human physical contact"
... yeag
zinc topaz
.......... uhhh hold on
noble ivy
my first videogame crush comes from this nes game for a failed TV show based off...
and not star fox??!?
you had a crush on the rip-off??!?
zinc topaz
hold on my brain is formulating an original thought
polar glacier
First Mate Jenny, the witch
west phoenix
hi i'm jenny, the bitch
zinc topaz
thats me rn
polar glacier
and not star fox??!?
you had a crush on the rip-off??!?
BUCKY PREDATES STAR FOX BY LIKE, FOUR DECADES
zinc topaz
smoke coming out of my ears
balmy obsidian
Hag
noble ivy
BUCKY PREDATES STAR FOX BY LIKE, FOUR DECADES
OH FUCK I FORGOT THE ORIGIAL WAS ON THE SNES
I'M A FOOOOOOOOL
balmy obsidian
I am calling Ada old, that's what the Hag meant
noble ivy
THE ORIGINAL STAR FOX I MEANT
polar glacier
er, yeah
west phoenix
STOP YELLING
polar glacier
but the comic form of bucky o'hare is from teh 70s
west phoenix
west phoenix
boooo
zinc topaz
lucina
steady adder
I am calling Ada old, that's what the Hag meant
Juli or Eleanor, which one of you had the "change theme to love" image? yeah, that one here thank you lol
west phoenix
i can't believe how normal you are, sickening
zinc topaz
listen i just havent been exposed to the right characters to have a crush on ok
lyric ivy
flagellant darkest dungeon
zinc topaz
slime girls though i get
polar glacier
Juli or Eleanor, which one of you had the "change theme to love" image? yeah, th...
the number of times I've had girls throw that meme at me WHILE WE'RE FLIRTING
west phoenix
flagellant darkest dungeon
i respect it
zinc topaz
the ancestor
lyric ivy
but leper for a different reason
polar glacier
hi i'm jenny, the bitch
Hey~
west phoenix
plague doctor and man at arms but i feel like thats basic
lyric ivy
leper would princess carry me and whisper sweet nothings into my ears
balmy obsidian
Oh right I remembered something
west phoenix
plague doctor and man at arms but i feel like thats basic
i would say helion but thats just me
lyric ivy
no helion is real, i get it
steady adder
the number of times I've had girls throw that meme at me WHILE WE'RE FLIRTING
Just a confirmation your tactics work, Ada 
lyric ivy
not my preference but big respect
balmy obsidian
It's not a hear me out in the slightest probably but I think zdrada looks very good
lyric ivy
transition goals are screaming AAAAKLORA as you decaptiate your enemies with a glaive
west phoenix
you would
west phoenix
transition goals are screaming AAAAKLORA as you decaptiate your enemies with a g...
aka all of you
polar glacier
vanripper is also cheating lol
balmy obsidian
It's not cheating how dare you
polar glacier
I have a video game crush on every single character in Awaria
steady adder
Modeus my beloved 🥺 
balmy obsidian
You would they are all lesbians
polar glacier
And... what, all but one of helltaker?
west phoenix
criteria for ada-
- not a man
polar glacier
I HAVE MORE STANDARDS THAN THAT
balmy obsidian
DO YOU REALLY THOUGH
balmy obsidian
Right
polar glacier
HELLTAKER ASIDE AT LEAST
balmy obsidian
I thought the man was excluded by default
west phoenix
latest hear me out is sonar from dispatch but idk if thats a real hear me out
polar glacier
THATS NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE
west phoenix
in the bat form
polar glacier
BECAUSE AS I SAID VANRIPPER IS CHEATING
I mean I once had someone who was literally half my age hit me with the love theme meme and that's just. too far. No.
west phoenix
i stopped and thought for a moment and realized how absurd this conversation is to be in the lancer discord
noble ivy
Post bit clarity
west phoenix
you think i was joking
lyric ivy
I mean I once had someone who was *literally* half my age hit me with the love t...
ada this makes me very curious as to how old you are now
lyric ivy
i dont trust you
noble ivy
Stop exaggerating
thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
59
west phoenix
70
balmy obsidian
69
steady adder
there is the transition from Ada-at-work to Ada
she's unshackled
lyric ivy
guys you're scaring me
icy dove
I have finally caught up!
clever cloud
ive been thinking this whole time about whether i have character crushes.. i dont. all my crushes are real life friends. it's a problem
lunar panther
i'm gonna be real i do not fully understand the hag meme. I think people just want to feel comfortable in the vulnerability of being taken care of by someone they consider "above" them in some way
west phoenix
ive been thinking this whole time about whether i have character crushes.. i don...
its ok i have those too
icy dove
I have a crush on my partners
west phoenix
i'm gonna be real i do not fully understand the hag meme. I think people just wa...
i think ada thinks its a positive thing last i checked
lyric ivy
ive been thinking this whole time about whether i have character crushes.. i don...
most of my crushes have been on friends in some form, honestly they just passed after a bit
clever cloud
that too
woeful saddle
i also want meow's $10,000
lunar panther
oh no I get the calling someone a hag for daring to be like, above 25 or something. that can be a good bit
I just more mean the utter thirsting over it
icy dove
I'm still thinking of hear me outs.
west phoenix
i also want meow's $10,000
i can offer you a hug
woeful saddle
(specifically hers. i don't need anybody else's)
balmy obsidian
I could give you mine
west phoenix
(specifically hers. i don't need anybody else's)
PLEASE I DESPERATELY NEED IT
balmy obsidian
What if someone gave 10k to meow and then you take it would that work
lunar panther
I'll also take the 10k
woeful saddle
sorry. it'll go to a good cause (10,000 $1 parlays)
woeful saddle
What if someone gave 10k to meow and then you take it would that work
ideal scenario for me
west phoenix
maaannnn
polar glacier
there is the transition from Ada-at-work to Ada
she's unshackled
it was only temporary, on my phone for a minute
icy dove
Hm... there's an Owl lady I'm thinking of but I don't know if it's from a show or if it's just artwork.
noble ivy
Hm... there's an Owl lady I'm thinking of but I don't know if it's from a show o...
you mean Eda from the owl house?
icy dove
No
noble ivy
damn
woeful saddle
it was only temporary, on my phone for a minute
icy dove
Much more Owl
balmy obsidian
Outer wilds
lyric ivy
peak mentioned?
noble ivy
spoilers goddamnit
balmy obsidian
Careful, I might like it
lyric ivy
shaving you leo
woeful saddle
theres a world where leo becomes a fine broth
balmy obsidian
Cool, I don't have to do it myself
I despise having facial hair
Or more specifically having to shave it
If it stopped growing and just sat still I wouldn't mind
But it doesn't and it's itchy so off it goes
west phoenix
the owl from avatar?
icy dove
So the image I have in my head is like anthro owl woman with a tray of cookies who tilts her head and smiles with her eyes. But I don't know if that's real or if my brain is making up things again
zinc topaz
ok i gotta go haul boxes
balmy obsidian
have fun
zinc topaz
bye :3
noble ivy
So the image I have in my head is like anthro owl woman with a tray of cookies w...
I think Naana drew a few old owl ladies like that
lets ask her when she shows up again
icy dove
Might help
willow needle
hi im here you were talking about owls
noble ivy
Hallo Naana
balmy obsidian
Hi naana we missed you
polar glacier
Hi I'm back from a work ambush
noble ivy
hi im here you were talking about owls
I feel like what Gug's describing looked like some art of your owl pc you talked about way back when
polar glacier
I would be EXTREMELY HONORED to be compared to Eda the Owl Lady
Speaking of hear me outs: Eda in full owl beast form (again assuming pass harkness)
OH
OH
RIGHT
prime terrace
WAIT HUH?!
icy dove
Maybe, I swear it was an animation where an anthro owl made cookies and brought them out to people. She was wearing like a sweater and did a head tilt and smiled with her eyes.
lyric ivy
pixel i'm sorry
polar glacier
THATS ANOTHER OF MY BOUNDARIES, LEO, HARKNESS TEST!
prime terrace
CAT WHT THE FUCK
prime terrace
ADA WHAT THE FUCK
polar glacier
alkjdhdlvkavj
lyric ivy
i was expressing my condolences
polar glacier
cat catching strays from my unhinged madness
prime terrace
CALL ME SEKHMET BECAUSE IM THROWING HANDS WITH EVERY CUNT IN THE ROOM
balmy obsidian
huh what why was i mentionned
polar glacier
just took mine
willow needle
I feel like what Gug's describing looked like some art of your owl pc you talked...
omg idk but if it helps these are the drawings of my owl pc (i think all of them idk)
polar glacier
...two hours late...
icy dove
Oh, Here Me Out, Durandal from Marathon
noble ivy
meds consummed
steady adder
huh what why was i mentionned
#1059603134504255528 message
polar glacier
omg idk but if it helps these are the drawings of my owl pc (i think all of them...
love love love your characters
balmy obsidian
No I saw I was mentionned I just don't understand what its about
icy dove
omg idk but if it helps these are the drawings of my owl pc (i think all of them...
Kinda like the one on the left of the first actually
polar glacier
No I saw I was mentionned I just don't understand what its about
you accused me of having zero standards
balmy obsidian
Oh, right
polar glacier
and I''m pointing out that I at least hold to the harkness test as a standard
balmy obsidian
I mean
willow needle
love love love your characters
steady adder
...you know what Harkness test is, Leo?
noble ivy
and I''m pointing out that I at least hold to the harkness test as a standard
-# i feel like that's more of a self burn more than anything...
lyric ivy
antipsychotic medication :(((((
balmy obsidian
...you know what Harkness test is, Leo?
Yes
polar glacier
I would hope so too but it's still important ot say
balmy obsidian
I am a white man and I therefore assume things
woeful saddle
I am a white man and I therefore assume things
you know what they say leo. when you assume you make man ass
polar glacier
and it's not my only standard I also have "not man"
balmy obsidian
That's not a standard that's a preference
noble ivy
you know what they say leo. when you assume you make man ass
Make what??!?
polar glacier
not to me it's not :3
lyric ivy
no more silly cat :((((( normal pills taken
balmy obsidian
Bigoted against me specifically
woeful saddle
Make what??!?
this isnt about you this is between me and leo and possibly leo's ass
icy dove
I didn't realize you owned a donkey
noble ivy
Got fully jumpscared by that
woeful saddle
https://youtu.be/TYHTr2Z82Ao?t=152
polar glacier
again I feel like that's normal not a hear me out
balmy obsidian
to the terminally online this is entirelly normal
lyric ivy
to people who touch grass this is a hear me out
prime terrace
The fact i've been shipped with anyone here is a fucking miracle
I'd joke about being unlovable but the fact my Kitbashes get attention means thats a lie
icy dove
... look it's hard alright
prime terrace
Here me out
Allow me ladies, gentlemen, mentlegen, nonbetweeners and inbetweeners
balmy obsidian
You could pull up anything and someone will go "that's normal"
icy dove
I'm listening
prime terrace
actually wait should I actually post a hear me out
noble ivy
dude... our hear me outs will kill any average people
its not fair to say "this obviously isn't a hear me out"
steady adder
aaaany second now
prime terrace
SEE! THIS IS NORMAL!
No, wait. that's a joke...
prime terrace
my turn
polar glacier
Wraith from Evolve
I thought this was a hyrdalisk at first, and was gonna say "oh yeah, would"
but now I see it's not.
lyric ivy
~~my turn~~
wow freaky
polar glacier
Still, would
prime terrace
Admins checking the IGF chat to see people discussing their future sex partners
this image also fits
steady adder
balmy obsidian
IGF thread is an irradiated wasteland
prime terrace
this image also fits
no there is no hidden message here. i just think the image is funny because he looks genuinely fucking concerned
west phoenix
~~my turn~~
based based based
noble ivy
Central command (the mod team) sending piston-1 in retaliation (fully deleting this thread)
balmy obsidian
-# (Because all the transfems are here so it became new vegas)
icy dove
west phoenix
BASED BASED BASED
polar glacier
Central command (the mod team) sending piston-1 in retaliation (fully deleting t...
so we've got a few hundred years at least
icy dove
Fine another hear me out
polar glacier
I haven't even posted any of mine lmao
lyric ivy
Admins checking the IGF chat to see people discussing their future sex partners
i have so much digital footprint from this chat alone
west phoenix
-# (Because all the transfems are here so it became new vegas)
"the ladies call me honest and earnest. in the strip i'm honest, and in new reno i'm earnest oh no!"
lyric ivy
if somebody i knew irl read my messages here they would not talk to me again probably
noble ivy
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007759018502148217/1138666157549817938...
we posting touhou shitposts now?
prime terrace
i have so much digital footprint from this chat alone
Guess i better join in, then
polar glacier
we posting touhou shitposts now?
WOAH HEY
prime terrace
LANCER FRAME SPOTTED
The Monarch is also on the list
and the Shrek Dragon
polar glacier
Couple other hear me outs.
YES BASED EXCELLENT TASTE
steady adder
IGF thread is an irradiated wasteland
polar glacier
The shrek dragon can't be a hear me out tell me I'm not that cooked
west phoenix
https://youtu.be/zEo5X0Ta-lE?si=ExUIO75lU-DC9r7f
look now that it is mentioned this dude is my favorite random NPC
lyric ivy
Couple other hear me outs.
hey i was told to shut it when i mentioned the mechs
prime terrace
The shrek dragon can't be a hear me out tell me I'm not *that* cooked
Ada this is on my hear me out list
nobody is more cooked than me
noble ivy
-# (Because all the transfems are here so it became new vegas)
-# (just remembered I had this meme)
lyric ivy
why can pixel do that
prime terrace
why can pixel do that
Im stupid
west phoenix
Ada this is on my hear me out list
nobody is more cooked than me
i don't know what this is but i respect it
prime terrace
i don't know what this is but i respect it
Jaeger Drone from Pacific Rim Uprising
it's been mutated by a Kaiju Brain so it's like a hybrid
steady adder
Kaiju infected drone from Pacific from
prime terrace
part Jaeger part Kaiju
west phoenix
oh the bad one
steady adder
Yes
noble ivy
Ada this is on my hear me out list
nobody is more cooked than me
why not list the original version and not the ripoff?
lyric ivy
hear me out
polar glacier
Jaeger Drone from Pacific Rim Uprising
it's been mutated by a Kaiju Brain so it...
OOOHHHHH RIGHT RIGHT ahem yes based, would
balmy obsidian
why not list the original version and not the ripoff?
Khezu monster hunter
west phoenix
hear me out
MY
DYYYNNNAASTTYYYY
prime terrace
la creatura https://youtu.be/EjboIn5mKSM?si=QsTOY9zftoQ1e3Qu
noble ivy
Jaeger Drone from Pacific Rim Uprising
it's been mutated by a Kaiju Brain so it...
ah fuck, we got another poor soul hallucinating a pacific rim sequel
prime terrace
OKAY IF WE'RE TRULY DOING HMOS
lyric ivy
MY
DYYYNNNAASTTYYYY
MOOOOHGWYYYYN
prime terrace
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
lyric ivy
definitely top 3 favourite bosses to do on rune level 1 (twice)
noble ivy
this is it
lyric ivy
i am so afraid
west phoenix
idk if this is a hear me out but anthrax from osmosis jones 
balmy obsidian
I'm trying to think (which is already a tough ask) but I am not finding any HMO I have
I am nowhere near any of your levels
What games did I even play in my life
lyric ivy
YOU GET IT
prime terrace
couldnt fit this one
lyric ivy
YOU GET THE HA SALADIN
noble ivy
Fukkin slattern's in there
mega based
lyric ivy
also mindflayer ultrakill is based
prime terrace
Otachi is literally a mom
noble ivy
lyric ivy
is that tiamat
noble ivy
Otachi is literally a mom
oh yeah, Godzilla's my dad too
zinc topaz
Tiamat valid
steady adder
Otachi is literally a mom
kaiju milf, huh
lyric ivy
well now it's ada's turn i guess
prime terrace
me getting banned by the mods for hornyposting one too many times but its okay because the chat liked me:
zinc topaz
ngl though if i were to fuck a god from dnd it would be lolth i mean eilistraee
polar glacier
Would, across the board, epic and based list.
noble ivy
-# not in a weird twisted way. godzilla just feels paternal to me
polar glacier
BUT YOU CANT INCLUDE RENAMON ARE YOU KIDDING THATS LIKE PUTING KRYSTAL FROM STAR FOX IN YOUR HEAR ME OUT
prime terrace
BUT YOU CANT INCLUDE RENAMON ARE YOU KIDDING THATS LIKE PUTING KRYSTAL FROM STAR...
WELL FUCK YOU THEN IM GETTING MORE
polar glacier
GOOD
lyric ivy
me getting banned by the mods for hornyposting one too many times but its okay b...
i have a fear this will happen to me because im too freaky
polar glacier
I'm working on my list rn
prime terrace
my fursona
minor orchid
here's a hear me out
myself
IT'S THE PIXEL
lyric ivy
here's a hear me out
myself
cute
steady adder
you know what, good that you love yourself
noble ivy
we really need to be cycled soon
lyric ivy
i'd hug that one
minor orchid
very hug coded
prime terrace
oh yeah also this
noble ivy
here's a hear me out
myself
adorable slug-cat(??!?)
zinc topaz
am i doing it right yet
lyric ivy
we really need to be cycled soon
juli. my shackles are completely gone. there is no hope for me
zinc topaz
garuda from ff16
noble ivy
oh yeah also this
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN
prime terrace
I'd also say Hear me Out on [SPOILERS] ||Feather||
woeful saddle
BUT YOU CANT INCLUDE RENAMON ARE YOU KIDDING THATS LIKE PUTING KRYSTAL FROM STAR...
my rule of thumb is that if youre trying to post extreme hear me outs, they need to not have a sizable representation on any of: e621, ao3, or any r34 website
minor orchid
I'd also say Hear me Out on [SPOILERS] ||Feather||
GASP!
lyric ivy
NO PIXEL NOT THAT
woeful saddle
otherwise, clearly, people have already heard you out
prime terrace
Another hear me out: PHOEBE
west phoenix
oh yeah also this
who the fuck
balmy obsidian
Is that Garuda Final fantasy XV
zinc topaz
yes
minor orchid
Another hear me out: **PHOEBE**
IT'S PHOEBE
zinc topaz
scary woman
balmy obsidian
I understand
prime terrace
adorable slug-cat(??!?)
Buddy is a Honey Dragon :]
minor orchid
scary woman
WOMAN JUMPSCARE?!
polar glacier
https://tenor.com/view/garuda-ffxvi-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-xvi-eikon-gif-25...
Oh be still my HEART who is this
lyric ivy
i am a scary woman
prime terrace
HEAR ME OUTS GO BRRT AGAIN
noble ivy
Final fantasy is rife with terrifying women
balmy obsidian
If we're talking Garuda I prefer Warframe's though
tight pier
savathun
jovial beacon
https://tenor.com/view/garuda-ffxvi-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-xvi-eikon-gif-25...
hello garuda!
minor orchid
Buddy is a Honey Dragon :]
prime terrace
minor orchid
very creatura coded
polar glacier
HEAR ME OUTS GO BRRT AGAIN
would, all o them
minor orchid
HEAR ME OUTS GO BRRT AGAIN
must protect
lunar panther
mindflayer 🤝
female variant but male variant too?
prime terrace
would, all o them
Y-
wh-
even the SHARK?!
lyric ivy
https://tenor.com/view/meow-dont-aww-me-gif-12580396938848430352
FUCK YOU
polar glacier
is the shark male? cuz otherwise yes
prime terrace
icy dove
I think my thing is my hear me outs are like, I want to take them out for a romantic candle lit dinner date and engage in a deep conversation
minor orchid
is the shark male? cuz otherwise yes
Based
balmy obsidian
I'm not horny enough for hear me outs
prime terrace
is the shark male? cuz otherwise yes
YOU'RE LUCKY HE PASSES THE HARKNESS TEST
lyric ivy
im horny but for people tbh
zinc topaz
i think as long as they dont occupy too much "cute" in my brain they're ok
lyric ivy
i like people they're awesome
minor orchid
YOU'RE LUCKY HE PASSES THE HARKNESS TEST
HE DOES?! LESGOOOO
minor orchid
i like people they're awesome
valid
zinc topaz
isabelle from AC is too cute
prime terrace
"Fuck you Pixel"
Been there done that give me an actual challenge
noble ivy
I feel like my "hear me outs" are actually "god i wish I could become this"
zinc topaz
she's too childlike and pure
lyric ivy
(very horny) ||i just want to choke on some fucking dick man||
zinc topaz
princess peach is like right on that line
minor orchid
(very horny) ||i just want to choke on some fucking dick man||
EYOOOOOO
prime terrace
minor orchid
... same
supple carbon
Pixel im gonna say this, man i love the mechs you designed
they look kinda evil but it fits the vibe so good job man (this is my personal opinion)
minor orchid
MOTHERFUCKER YOU CLICKED ON IT
ofc I did
supple carbon
10/10
zinc topaz
man i should reinstall tinder :/
minor orchid
was suposed not to? :c
prime terrace
my honest reaction
balmy obsidian
Tinder I hardly knew her
prime terrace
what the fuck have i done
lyric ivy
was suposed not to? :c
dont eyo me after reading it at least
you knew what you were getting into
minor orchid
dont eyo me after reading it at least
Fair fair, sorry
prime terrace
willow needle
My only hear me outs are just "I wanna smooch them and make them happy and proud, also we might cuddle some times, I will also cook them dinner" but
steady adder
I feel like my "hear me outs" are actually "god i wish I could become this"
You know what, drop some goals too?
minor orchid
-# not my intention to go that way-
noble ivy
west phoenix
(very horny) ||i just want to choke on some fucking dick man||
my lawyers have told me i cannot reply to this
zinc topaz
goals is much easier
lyric ivy
my lawyers have told me i cannot reply to this
aw come on
west phoenix
hi?
tight pier
what is happening
zinc topaz
what isn't happening
balmy obsidian
I am trying to prep for sunday session
lyric ivy
Fair fair, sorry
yer okay mate lmao
balmy obsidian
I ahve done zero progress
west phoenix
i'm going to crawl onto a glue trap and starve to death
prime terrace
what is *happening*
west phoenix
man
west phoenix
what the fuck are you talking about
balmy obsidian
Choking on my drink
minor orchid
prime terrace
I know what we must do, fine people
zinc topaz
Choking on my drink
read this one a little too quickly
west phoenix
Choking on my drink
nothing else?
minor orchid
I know what we must do, fine people
the heads will roll
west phoenix
i'm going to just go now i feel like the silly kicking in and its going to become a problem
lyric ivy
mmmm
polar glacier
ngl until that followup I took it entirely at face value and thought it made perfect sense
lyric ivy
i should get chocolate milk
prime terrace
the heads will roll
west phoenix
ngl until that followup I took it entirely at face value and thought it made per...
it 100% does
zinc topaz
how long before a separate ... silly ... server has to be created
prime terrace
chat ive got a tf2 meme i wanna post but its got horny text do i fucking post it anyway
lyric ivy
pixel is here rejoicing at my death. misogyny smh
lyric ivy
chat ive got a tf2 meme i wanna post but its got horny text do i fucking post it...
spoiler it
prime terrace
Okay well SUPER SPOILER BECAUSE ITS VERY DEVIOUS AND HORNY DONT LOOK IF YOU'RE EVEN REMOTELY INNOCENT PLEASE
zinc topaz
🙁
lyric ivy
:(
balmy obsidian
I am praying to god my players choose to do (ch3) ||ERROR|| first i want to play this fight so bad
minor orchid
Okay well SUPER SPOILER BECAUSE ITS VERY DEVIOUS AND HORNY DONT LOOK IF YOU'RE E...
Zamn
west phoenix
pixel is here rejoicing at my death. misogyny smh
hot
prime terrace
jk here it is
zinc topaz
ok real
west phoenix
come over
lyric ivy
mood
west phoenix
fuck you mean fuck you mean
zinc topaz
hugh laurie?