In Golden Flame

[clever cloud]

maan, i wanted to say that

[lyric ivy]

I'm sorry :(

I just have the fastest claws in the west

[tame tide]

Oh my

😳

[west phoenix]

i beg to differ- oh my fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lyric ivy]

Holy shit Al you beast

[west phoenix]

I CANT EVEN CONTINUE A BIT WITHOUT YOU BEING FREAKS FOR 5 MINUTES

[lyric ivy]

Beast with claws

[balmy obsidian]

I am innocent

[lyric ivy]

Wrong

[west phoenix]

I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CAT AND I HAVING A DUEL AT HIGH NOON BUT NO

TOO SOPHISICATED FOR THIS PLACE ISN'T IT

[lyric ivy]

I'm already dueling Leo to the death multiple times

[noble ivy]

we're being out freaked here, jen

[lyric ivy]

We've estabilished that

[west phoenix]

these two just need to a fuckin room

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-slap-gif-24023679

[lyric ivy]

I saw the flushed reaction

Which one of you

[icy dove]

🎶 She's a super freak, super freak! She's super freaky! 🎶

[west phoenix]

i need you to not be horny

[noble ivy]

She's supah freakeh

[west phoenix]

for FIVE MINUTES

[lyric ivy]

How am I even horny rn

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-yelling-squidward-spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-gif-25989400

[lyric ivy]

Flirty isn't horny

[icy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-stop-talking-five-minutes-be-yourself-please-gif-13730564

[lyric ivy]

Okay fine, this is censorship by woke society

[west phoenix]

this really is the muse

and i am not a-mused

[icy dove]

How... a-musing

[tame tide]

I'm not horny. I'm just being a fucking rascal

[icy dove]

Dammit

[lyric ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[balmy obsidian]

I spent a few hours today declaring duels to the death on multiple people

[icy dove]

That art is so pretty!

[noble ivy]

OMG jen selfie

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggles-jiggly-cat-jiggles-black-cat-cute-gif-5896535416776985723

[clever cloud]

this is truely Leo's match

[balmy obsidian]

Who am I fighting

[icy dove]

Your own superego

[balmy obsidian]

An easy victory

[icy dove]

This is the vibe some of y'all got

[lyric ivy]

Am I wrong???

Flirty and horny are two different things

[zinc topaz]

sigh

guess i'll do it

[lyric ivy]

CHAT

I forgot to eat

Oof ouch my hunger

[tame tide]

CONSUIME FOOD

[west phoenix]

bormgre

[icy dove]

Eat da food

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-palico-cat-food-cooking-gif-18632874

[lyric ivy]

I haven't eaten anything since like 10(daytime) it's now midnight this is dire

[icy dove]

Yeah fix that

[tame tide]

BOZO

EAT FOOD

[normal root]

I should- eat food too I think

[balmy obsidian]

If you're not gonna eat food i will

[west phoenix]

ok go ahead, no one is stopping you

[balmy obsidian]

In spite of my attempt to regulate my calorie intake

Someone is stopping me and it's me

[lyric ivy]

i ate food

i am currently eating ice cream

if my body rejects this i will riot

[west phoenix]

wtf does this even mean

[balmy obsidian]

fuck you mean that bitch your boy friend

[lyric ivy]

leonard what teh fuck how do you know that

[balmy obsidian]

I don't, I'm just trying to guess

It's 00:23 I need to exercise (sleep) good night

[lyric ivy]

goodnight bestie~

[west phoenix]

WAIT

"fuck you mean bitch you blind forever?"

wait no

there's a T

[balmy obsidian]

Just throw it in boston harbor

[west phoenix]

boooo

[balmy obsidian]

Fuck you I'm funny

[lyric ivy]

about that sleep

you want a fuckin kiss goodnight or what, get to bed bozo

[balmy obsidian]

I need to brish my teeth first

Brush

[lyric ivy]

brish

[west phoenix]

aaaaayyyyyyoooooooooo

[zinc topaz]

judge me

[polar glacier]

correct

[shell bison]

Damn, Tom hate the bun 😭

[normal root]

"Fuck you mean temporarily bitch you blind forever 💔"

[west phoenix]

THATS IT

thank you

[polar glacier]

wait wut

[willow needle]

ah yes, my favourite pokemon; legs

[noble ivy]

Gen 5 had a weird boss rush movie studio

[polar glacier]

alright here you go finished it up during a work meeting I really didn't need to be at

[noble ivy]

why is obstagoon pasted over delphox?

[polar glacier]

I dunno this whole thing is a mess

I think it just did that when I changed my mind or bounced around because I'm a fickle bitch

I shoudl have just saved instead of screencapping out of muscle memory:

[upbeat hemlock]

I don't have my glasses on and for a second there was really puzzled as to why there was a pokemon with a star of david

[lime widget]

Yet another named cat

[twilit star]

Wasn’t a boss rush more a battle puzzle thing

[west phoenix]

lancer was good :) chill session

[zinc topaz]

correct

[noble ivy]

Mimikyu my beloved

[zinc topaz]

i also lied on my team list

[noble ivy]

My creepy child that everyone hates

[zinc topaz]

that's like if pokemon were real which ones would i own

[zinc topaz]

i LOVE mimikyu

i wish they would make more mimikyus for other beloved pokemon

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/mimikyu-jumpscare-mimikyu-jumpscare-pokemon-pokémon-gif-25099488

[zinc topaz]

i want to have a team of mimikyus that are dressed up like the regular pikachu one, a meowth one, an oshawott one, etc

[noble ivy]

There’s plushies of mimikyu eeveelutions https://pokemon-faction.com/cdn/shop/products/product-image-1804697356_d0a9033f-7a7b-496f-ab62-cf7d237cad38.jpg?v=1626812079&width=1445

[west phoenix]

wow i was terrified

[limber fossil]

10 or so hours for grandma squad

as i've mentioned far too many times already

we are completing [ch2]

||BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||

that's right

[west phoenix]

still???

[limber fossil]

it's only been one session

we started it last week

[west phoenix]

oh. huh

[limber fossil]

lmao

[west phoenix]

felt like 2

[limber fossil]

but we were introduced to it 2 weeks ago

GM ended on a cliffhanger

to put the fear of him in us

guess what though

||we're WINNING||

[west phoenix]

i have small cat brain

[limber fossil]

you're all good

[limber fossil]

It's been fucking awesome

i think this is my favourite lancer combat i've ever played

[west phoenix]

it gets better :)

[limber fossil]

in golden flame
it's better than sex

[west phoenix]

whats the difference

[limber fossil]

i'm not a mechfucker i'm afraid

[west phoenix]

igf is a romcom

[limber fossil]

my character has ||dead family trauma||

[normal root]

So the ||free bingo space?|| /j /lh

[limber fossil]

unfortunately that hasn't stopped the party shipping her with like every goddamn woman we meet

[limber fossil]

yeah lol

[west phoenix]

we had this be a factor this session like, 4 times

igf players are brainrotted

[limber fossil]

fr fr

my GM is the biggest uhh

what's the word you brainrotted people use_?_

[west phoenix]

eleonor doesn't care that much UNLESS its funny

[limber fossil]

joshi something

[west phoenix]

unfortunately its often funny

[limber fossil]

fimjoshi_?_ he's that

[west phoenix]

serenity kept getting hit with the "enemies to lovers" tag by an NPC when its like, enemies to tolerable at best

[limber fossil]

lmao

[west phoenix]

she was getting along with this NPC, he said that, and she was immediately like "nah nvm i hate this guy"

[limber fossil]

one of anzora's (my PC) defining traits is that one has ever seen her smile

at best some people have seen her mouth form a straight line

otherwise she is permanenty scowling

[west phoenix]

but she is in an unhealthy relationship and bro was like "you could be the star of a telenovela" and he's RIGHT

[limber fossil]

lmao

space south america, leading exporter of telenovelas

[west phoenix]

calliope is just latin america and the UK smushed together

[limber fossil]

horrifying

[west phoenix]

thats why its so fucked up

[limber fossil]

in our game we've decided that harrison armory (or ras shamra natives/nobles) have bri'ish accents

and karrakins have a variety of american accents depending on their house

[west phoenix]

even.. ch2 ||the valentinians?||

[limber fossil]

yes.

[west phoenix]

NOOOOOOOO

DONT BRI'ISH MY BOY

[limber fossil]

||his name is loki valentinian.||

||of course he has a british accent.||

[west phoenix]

NOOOOO

I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT

[limber fossil]

believe it babygirl

them's the brakes

[west phoenix]

he is my favorite NPC but if i heard him go bri'ish i would kill him on the spot

[limber fossil]

oh yeah funny thing we've made canon to our Icebreaker

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-shooting-gun-dcbanner-600x240-shooting-jessepinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-gif-11873602922348608645

[limber fossil]

there is always a conveniently located dark shady alley for NPCs to drag our PCs into for exposition

[west phoenix]

honestly in the game i'm running same

but its a smaller place

[limber fossil]

on the icebreaker i mean

[west phoenix]

i know

you said so

[limber fossil]

yeah but i forgot

i got distracted by a spider

[west phoenix]

fren

[limber fossil]

to some

i'm terrified of bugs touching me

once i was at my girlfriend's place and a cockroach flew in

and my girl was like "huh that's not common here is it De- Dea_?_"

and i had already climbed on top of her cupboard

[west phoenix]

glad where i live now has like no cockroaches

we have a fuck ton of fruit flies but also a fuck ton of spiders in the summer, so it evens out

[fast umbra]

if you're meaning a guy who likes yuri you're looking for himedanshi

[limber fossil]

we got the yuri expert over here

[fast umbra]

that's because i'm a bigger himedanshi than wert could ever hope to be

[limber fossil]

don't make me pull out the screenshot

[fast umbra]

do it coward

[limber fossil]

see, this is why everyone thinks you're a lesbian

[balmy obsidian]

OH

It's HIM

[fast umbra]

is this the screenshot

i have it favourited in my gallery

[limber fossil]

lmao

[balmy obsidian]

The one and only

[limber fossil]

hello other cis man

[balmy obsidian]

Hello

[limber fossil]

May I interest you in a papaya

(i am cutting papaya)

[balmy obsidian]

I don't think I've ever actually had papaya

[fast umbra]

i think our IGF may be genuinely the cis-est lancer campaign i've ever seen

literally one non-cis person out of, what, six people involved

[balmy obsidian]

So sure, I'll take it

[limber fossil]

yes, it's hell

[balmy obsidian]

We have 4/6 cis

[limber fossil]

oh it's great you should totally try one

i've never missed girls more than when i'm talking to this group

[fast umbra]

one non-cis person of a non-masculine persuasion, five cis men

meanwhile i'm like the token cishet in the other campaign i'm in

[balmy obsidian]

The group I'm gming for is 100% cis though

[limber fossil]

tom lancer's dream

[balmy obsidian]

I know preciously little trans people on the french side

I know like, three

One is an asshole

[limber fossil]

oh my god you're frnch

[balmy obsidian]

I thought that was obvious

[fast umbra]

the name Léonard didnt give it away?

[limber fossil]

well duh, they're frnch

[balmy obsidian]

Léonard isn't even my real name

[limber fossil]

i know some african people with the name

[fast umbra]

ye but it is french

[limber fossil]

senegalese i think

[balmy obsidian]

It might be french but like

Sometimes I go by a persian name

[fast umbra]

i forget sometimes that not all of Africa got colonised by the Brits

[balmy obsidian]

And my closest link to persian is "I know a guy of persian descent"

[west phoenix]

what is your sugondese name?

[balmy obsidian]

Meow

What are the sugondese?

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

why did discord change to say this

its not tomorrow bitch, its today

[balmy obsidian]

lmao

You're a time traveler, Meow

[west phoenix]

you won't believe what happens tomorrow

[balmy obsidian]

Ok I won't

What happens tomorrow? Hit me.

[west phoenix]

can't spoil it

[balmy obsidian]

Please?

[west phoenix]

the time police will be after me

i can't go back to jail

[balmy obsidian]

I shall stop them
They can't have my favorite cat person

[west phoenix]

you know who does have your favorite cat person? the bed

goodnight gamers

[balmy obsidian]

goodnight gamer

[thorn hinge]

canon (BIG CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS)

[prime terrace]

I so badly want to play in IGF as Euki or something but i know fine well I dont have it in me to play in a campaign atm. im already running two

[lyric ivy]

I can't believe this leo

I thought I was your favourite cat

[safe glade]

Plug's Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut trying to do one of those new-fangled "edgy" marketing campaigns

(Christ the Buddha why am I still awake)

[willow needle]

Ugh depression today hit me with the "you are sleeping 12 hours today and miss your appointment haha"

[balmy obsidian]

You are not a cat person you are a person named Cat

I could say you are my favorite person named Cat but I don't know any other

[lyric ivy]

How would you know I'm not a cat person :3

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1ti-ka-l-penguinz0-charlie-reddit-gold-excited-gif-18542260

[minor orchid]

Euki?

MORE BLORBOS?! EYO?!

[prime terrace]

I've had Euki for a while

[lyric ivy]

You bringing up my past statements gives you less leverage than you may believe

[prime terrace]

He's an eevee pilot, but i cant post the only proper image I have of Euki because I didnt realize the artist was problematic [sob]

[balmy obsidian]

Ma'am those were a week ago

[prime terrace]

he's a fluffy little shit though

[balmy obsidian]

If the situation has changed then the people demand updates

[lyric ivy]

My perception of time is beyond fucked man

I wish I was like my perception of time

[balmy obsidian]

ayo

[regal comet]

Oh? What's thus I perceive upon entering the room?

[lyric ivy]

THE CHART

[regal comet]

Oh dear

[balmy obsidian]

We were promised delivery of goods

Sorry no wait I meant shipping

[regal comet]

Aaahhh gotcha

[balmy obsidian]

Unfortunately, it was not same day shipping

[regal comet]

Yeah that makes more sense XD
I imagined it would be "who I would throw into a box and ship to Guatemala"

[minor orchid]

NO WAY EEVEE PILOT

EVOLVES INTO LANCEON

Steel/Fighting

[prime terrace]

nuh uh

[minor orchid]

NUH UH?!

[prime terrace]

Euki has an Everstone

[tame tide]

Oh the chart wasn't dropped whilst I was sleeping

[tame tide]

Cat really went "I'm not a cat" then thought about it and went "yeah that can change"

[lyric ivy]

the form is everchanging, mutable, transient

[twilit star]

Technically Mimikyu isn’t a Pikachu clone considering Togedemaru is in the same generation. Mimikyu is its own weird thing which is why folks love it

[clever cloud]

hey where am I?!

[balmy obsidian]

You're here

Most likely sitting on a chair

[twilit star]

I think Vex imagines them with a British accent so i think there’s no escape

Oops I’m late

[clever cloud]

Vex also said "Ka-lee-oh-pay" so i invoke death of the author

[lyric ivy]

cally-ope

[balmy obsidian]

Kal ee oh pee

[clever cloud]

give me "Ka-lie-oh-pee" or give me death

[balmy obsidian]

Then perish

[twilit star]

That could be closer to the original Greek pronunciation but i don’t know enough about Ancient Greek to say for sure

[clever cloud]

sure, but english bastardization

[clever cloud]

i would also say something close to this in spanish

[tame tide]

I used to pronounce it as Cal-eye-ope

[balmy obsidian]

I am doing french bastardization and you cannot stop me

[zinc topaz]

beautiful morning cally-ope

[balmy obsidian]

hallo june

[zinc topaz]

hope everyone slept well

[clever cloud]

go back to greatness!!

[tame tide]

Now that sounds wrong and I say cal-eye-oh-pee but I don't really know how to pronounce calliopean

[balmy obsidian]

i didn't sleep particularly well but i slept

[zinc topaz]

kuh-LIE-oh-pee

[tame tide]

I slept

Going to bed too late and waking up too late

[zinc topaz]

me too i overslept showed up to work 20 minutes late

[lyric ivy]

i went to bed at three and got up at 12 so i think that's a normal sleep amount

[clever cloud]

kuh sound there might be the most american thing. have you ever heard how Cuyahoga, Ohio is actually pronounced?

[balmy obsidian]

chimichanga

[zinc topaz]

really when i say it out loud its more like k'LIE-oh-pee

and no, should i be afraid to find out?

[balmy obsidian]

chupacabra

[zinc topaz]

chomolungma

[balmy obsidian]

castlevania

[clever cloud]

If you're not Ohioan: "Kay ya hoe ga"
If you're Ohioan: "Kayga"

[balmy obsidian]

hoe??

[tame tide]

Same 😔

[zinc topaz]

this is that video of the guy with all the sprigatitos

[lyric ivy]

me mentioned

[balmy obsidian]

You're not a hoe

I can't use you to till dirt in minecraft

[zinc topaz]

waba bingo. bibi bango

[lyric ivy]

how do you know

have you tried

[balmy obsidian]

yes

[lyric ivy]

fuck you mean yes

[balmy obsidian]

yes means a positive response

[zinc topaz]

i would have guessed neither

[balmy obsidian]

do i need to buy you a dictionary

[lyric ivy]

disctionary

[zinc topaz]

koo ya hoe ga would have been my guess

[balmy obsidian]

words

[clever cloud]

there's some fuckers who say "kay ya hoo ga"

[zinc topaz]

hoo?

[tame tide]

What material?

[zinc topaz]

theres one o

[tame tide]

Copper? Stone? Diamond? Gold?

[lyric ivy]

flesh

nah it's diamond

because i'm the fucking best

[tame tide]

Damn I was hoping for tin bronze

[clever cloud]

The name is a romanization of a native american word, so it is a little funky. the letters lie to you

[zinc topaz]

owls:

[tame tide]

Playing vintage story recently... Oops all copper tools

[balmy obsidian]

Every time I read "vintage story" my mind tries to superimpose "maple story" over it

[tame tide]

What

[zinc topaz]

i still dont understand how Worcestershire is "wushter"

[balmy obsidian]

It has story in it okay? Don't judge me

[lyric ivy]

ask Al they're british

[tame tide]

You think I know? You doubt the ability for us to neglect our own language?

[lyric ivy]

wustershare sauce

[zinc topaz]

war chester shire sauce

[balmy obsidian]

Worcerster. Worcerster never changes.

But men. Men change.

[zinc topaz]

into women

[lyric ivy]

this is true

[tame tide]

Top 3 hardest things to say:
Number 3: I need help
Number 2: I love you
Number 1: warch e..., waster..., warchesht... Wastersher...

[balmy obsidian]

Sometimes yes

[balmy obsidian]

2 and 3 is easy as pie if I knew how to make pie

[lyric ivy]

i'll make you a pie leo

[zinc topaz]

something something hunger makes the best sauce

[balmy obsidian]

Oh boy what flavor?

[lyric ivy]

dont say it dont say it dont say it

ok good he didnt say that thing

[balmy obsidian]

Listen

[clever cloud]

oh btw, lancer: (post ch3) ||

• Millstone is actually living an IGF speedrun, so says many things about irl as speedrun analogies.
• Chaac, a very normal person, says many things about irl as TV Drama analogies

examples:

• Oh man, our average time through here is usually faster - Millstone
• So who's the protagonist in a situationship - Chaac
  ||
  (act 2) ||I made Chaac this way cuz Hero Harris and being in the spotlight||

[tame tide]

Pie flavour

[balmy obsidian]

If someone offers me a pie I'm not gonna turn it down

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/pie-flavour-pie-serve-pie-inside-of-pie-pie-in-a-pie-gif-16674313

[zinc topaz]

i wish someone would bake for me a pie

[balmy obsidian]

Granted I prefer cake over pie but a pie is still nice

[clever cloud]

Genie: WISH GRANTED
June: *is a pie now*

MY JOKE

"make a pie for me" is also good btw

[twilit star]

Good idea I’ll steal that

[clever cloud]

english does this funny thing where for some reason you can switch the direct and indirect objects of a sentence

[tame tide]

Where Ozzy

Ozzy is my favourite IGF character

[balmy obsidian]

Ozzy isn't bourne yet

[clever cloud]

you're mega right, but it hasn't been relevant! my players are all taking NHPs in act 2

except ||Chaac||

||Millstone|| just hanging out cuz this is where ||the time loop resets||

[twilit star]

||Millstone: What’s wrong with me doing a little RNG manip?
The Gamemaster: It’s called FUDGING ROLLS and FUCK YOU!!!!||

[balmy obsidian]

It's not ||fudging the rolls|| if it's ||an in game mechanic||

[clever cloud]

||My Millstone was basically asking if we had picked her up in this timeline. "The Sunzi is not usually here" if they had roll well he would've continued with "Serenity usually has a Swallowtail"||

[twilit star]

Honestly an “all calliope NHP” IGF campaign would go hard

[tame tide]

Dibs ||Game master or Ozzy||

[clever cloud]

... base igf is really close to that already

[twilit star]

Specifically if the dynamic is played like a Sitcom cast

[balmy obsidian]

Al

[tame tide]

Léo

[clever cloud]

oh man, my igf is a sitcom

[balmy obsidian]

Not having ||Game master|| as the game master is an actual crime do you realise that$

[twilit star]

||Put Millstone, Chaac, Gamemaster, Atalanta, and Harmony in one team and see what happens||

[clever cloud]

it's a single word guys!!

[balmy obsidian]

I will split the word game master in two like it's the red sea

[tame tide]

Gay m mast er

[balmy obsidian]

[tame tide]

Forever GM status reinvoked

I say this like I'm not playing lancer tonight

[balmy obsidian]

I need to prepare sunday's session

Post chapter 3 fight 1

I wonder what they'll think of ||elske|| (ch3)

[tame tide]

I can finally play my massive Lesbian and Twink surfer bro NHP companion sleeper agent duo

[balmy obsidian]

Massive lesbian as in "like Ada" or massive as in "Caliban body-type"

[twilit star]

Quit deadnaming her (jest)

[tame tide]

Caliban

I don't think I can RP to Ada's level

[zinc topaz]

guh-SHMOIN-gus

[balmy obsidian]

I don't know any red sea

[clever cloud]

so.. my great igf one shot idea is having Millstone basically recap the entirety of Act 1 like how he sees it. It'd be very funny to have a foil narrator in GM constantly chiming in with "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED"

[tame tide]

||Millstone is actually the GM, the game master is playing||

[twilit star]

||Gamemaster lets him run one game for the Hell’s Gate tabletop club and it reaffirms all the reasons she finds him annoying||

[clever cloud]

run igf act 1 in 5 hours or less

[tame tide]

Each wave of reinforcements is a new combat

[balmy obsidian]

"this entire part is just people talking but no one cares about that so now you're fighting on a train ok who's first"

[clever cloud]

there has to be a livesplit of the chapters on display at all times

[tame tide]

Chap 1 ||initial wave includes a grunt pirate pyro||

[balmy obsidian]

"look you may think it's important but the adventure is tailor made so whatever happens the fight will start as soon as you're done with the talky bit every single time, i checked"

[clever cloud]

"you always choose the dialogue option that starts a fight anyways"

[twilit star]

“What module are you even running????”
“What’s a mod- I’m just going off what happened in my PB”
“I will find a way to strangle you i swear to god”

||I love extrapolating the headcanon I saw once that Athena and Sisyphus clones get really pissy with each other and just made Gamemaster hate Millstone because he treats TTRPGs too much like video games||

||Especially since my SRT has those two as their resident NHPs so far||

[limber fossil]

Who the hell is Millstone

[twilit star]

Don’t worry about it

[limber fossil]

Ok 💙

Yay 💙

[balmy obsidian]

Secondary character that might or might not appear in your game

[twilit star]

Can i be honest? When it comes to the secondary characters I almost feel like spoiling yourself on them is… kinda net positive? Because if you really like them you can ask your GM to include them / take the right actions to encounter them, which isn’t guaranteed at every table if you’re fully blind

I’m still gonna spoiler tag but it’s a point of order

[clever cloud]

I like players having agency in who they meet. There's already sooooo many characters im cutting out just cuz they're not main quest relevant

you want to meet blorbos? yeah lets goo!

my players met maybe 5 named NPCs in ch2 and there's like 186 in that chapter

[minor orchid]

I am finally free

to be a blorbo in the IGF chat

until next college year! :D

[clever cloud]

hell, part of the reason i invited so many people into my igf server was for blorbos

[tame tide]

The IGF speedrun sitrep (act 1 spoilers):
||Sitrep: enemies spawn in 5 waves, the next wave spawns if there are 2 consecutive rounds where the enemy tailing activations is half or less of the player count OR the enemies have less total activations than players. Players win when all hostiles are killed.

Wave 1:
Beserkers, hives, veteran mirage and a grunt pirate pyro

Whilst this wave is active random terrain will burst into a cone 5 steam cloud of boiling coolant, following rules of A FACE TO A NAME
Wave 2:
Scourers (dragon), a couple other non DPS cult units and an elite ship rainmaker.

Whilst this wave is active activate panic/hype for a random reserve at the end of the wave, add train mechanics and the falling struts

Wave 3:
Grunt breacher (size 2), veteran slinger, exotic monstrosity and a couple scouts, rainmakers and Goliath's potentially

Every round during this wave a random asphodel weather effect takes places.

Wave 4:
Sentinels, an veteran/regular spectre, a support and an elite parallel and some more

At the start of the wave the players may reorient any terrain on the map where they want. They only have 2 minutes, this is a speedrun.

Every round, spawn a grunt beserker or archer or two. These don't count to activation limit and immediately die at the end of the wave.

Wave 5:
veteran priest, elite veteran pirate pyro

At the start of the round hot drop a fire gate somewhere on the map, eviscerating any terrain beneath it. This start of this round and the end of any subsequent rounds spawn a random dead combatant from this combat on either 1 hp 1 structure or full hp 1 structure. Shit out reinforcements until the gates destroyed||

This is a mega combat massive one shot igf speedrun

The grindfightiest of grindfights

[zinc topaz]

im struggling to come up with side npcs for my 5e module im writing

[twilit star]

I feel like a 5 combat mission would be more fun but this is funny

[cerulean valve]

Why did i read that as Ace Combat 5?

[tame tide]

I can't complete that in 1 session

[limber fossil]

T-minus 2 hours to Grandma Squad

unfortunately gilly pilot might not make it 😭 so we're piloting it in his stead

[minor orchid]

ch5 spoilers ||We are going to be all watchers of the stream||

[willow needle]

me when the the when

[minor orchid]

@prime terrace kitbashes mentioned!!!11!!!1

[prime terrace]

Oh shit

[shell bison]

Good heavens I'm stuck at work doing inventory and chat popped off

[minor orchid]

Keep up, you got this bun!

[shell bison]

Hydroponics inventory must be hell

Count the seed pods

[minor orchid]

Seed by Seed

... I hope they have sorters

[shell bison]

Its like pill counters

[minor orchid]

or coin counters, yeah

[icy dove]

Hullo all, I exist

[minor orchid]

YAY!

[icy dove]

How is chat?

[minor orchid]

it is good

aced the first year of college so far!

[icy dove]

Nice! Happy for ya

Whatcha going for?

[supple carbon]

Pixel made some of our mechs look evil and i love it great job pixel keep it going man

[minor orchid]

I am right now in gastronomic services!

[icy dove]

Interesting, that's gut health right?

[minor orchid]

It's management, administration and work on places where food is served
both back and front ends!

[icy dove]

Sorry for the delay, was getting breakfast. That seems like it could be an interesting field.

So is it stuff like restaurant management?

[minor orchid]

Restaurant, Catering, Events, Design and Accountability, and of course the proper kitchen work!

[icy dove]

Okay, okay, now it all makes sense. Sorry it was a bit slippery in my head.

[polar glacier]

Look, there's a lot of people here and I have famously bad brain. If people are excluded from the list it's because they didn't post here during a specific few hours yesterday (or I missed seeing them there in the rush of chat) and it is not at all an indictment of that person as a common user here. I know there's some people I'm forgetting and I hope that causes no offence. That said you are on the final chart. Which I did finish... :3

[polar glacier]

I regret to inform that Vex's pronunciation has infected me and I say ka-lee-oh-pee more than half the time now instead of the more technically correct ka-lie-oh-oee

[dire cloud]

I've unfortunate never heard Vex speak.

Also, now I'm wondering what kind of accent Betty has.

[lyric ivy]

Vex is British right?

[west phoenix]

Hello chat

[tame tide]

Hello

[noble ivy]

hallo

[west phoenix]

Hello hello hello 🦀

[zinc topaz]

hello!!

[willow needle]

-# Reverie has a Japanese accent

[zinc topaz]

hello!!

[willow needle]

Hi chat good morning

[zinc topaz]

fuck you beat me to it

[regal comet]

Good afternoon

[minor orchid]

So she calls Cats...

Nya

[tame tide]

What if you... wanted to write Lancner homebrew contennt

But I foolishly said: "Buy echoes of the eye"

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[noble ivy]

neko neko neko
nya nya nya

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/42TmG77Zm1g?feature=share

[west phoenix]

What if you wanted to write homebrew lancer content but you couldn't add a new manufacturer with 15 new licenses

Whats the POINT

[tame tide]

I'm only trying to rewrite every CRB talent

Can't be that hard

[west phoenix]

i'm making a joke that every homebrew supplement has way too much shit in it

[tame tide]

Who out featuringg they creep

FFS

Ya'll cringe for removing your reactionns

Own it like a real... Person

[west phoenix]

She is not allowed to say that word

[tame tide]

Put that flushed emoji back NOW

[noble ivy]

-# i'll try to be braver

[polar glacier]

christ the buddah chat I wrote those two comments while catching up and when I got to them I had to catch up AGAIN

[icy dove]

What if you wanted to write a Lancer homebrew manufacturer but you couldn't think of enough folk lore heroes to name your scrappy mechs

[polar glacier]

make some of them production models with a solid service history

Not everything needs a Xiong Xiaoli

[tame tide]

Wrong

Xiongg Xiaoli is peak

[zinc topaz]

fighting the urge dont say it dont say it

[tame tide]

You'll nenver gguess why

[noble ivy]

-# a rare Ada cringe take... /J /LH /ILU

[icy dove]

Oh no, I mean the naming convention is shit like the "John Henry", or the "Johnny Appleseed"

[polar glacier]

Xiong Xiaoli is peak which is why it's folly to try and achieve that level of awesome

[icy dove]

I just can't think of all that many folklore heroes outside of like those and "Robin Hood"

[noble ivy]

John henry's a folk hero
Johnny appleseed's just some fuck who littered and planted invasive species

[lyric ivy]

Who up Xionging they Xiaoli

[polar glacier]

Anyway speaking of cringe takes I have The Chart.

[icy dove]

Also would like to go multicultural because I think Lancer thrives on that shit.

[lyric ivy]

THE CHART

[polar glacier]

just... let me write a disclaimer real quick...

[icy dove]

I mean, that just means I have less names now

[noble ivy]

-# sorry... just making a joke

[icy dove]

I guess I could make one a size 3 melee mech called the "Paul Bunyan"

[icy dove]

-# It's fine, I was sorta trying to joke with ya

[tame tide]

-# ono

[zinc topaz]

good folk hero names for frames i can think of off the top of my head:

mulan
musashi
erikson
beowulf
siegfried

id pilot tf out of a siegfried

[icy dove]

Hmm

I will save these to the document for further research

[zinc topaz]

goemon

[lyric ivy]

I'm fucking bracing for the nuclear warhead that's called The Chart

(I will take half damage and further attacks will get +1 difficulty)

[west phoenix]

"real quick"

[icy dove]

Goemon?

[icy dove]

What if I hack you, does difficulty apply to that?

[west phoenix]

Gooey man

[noble ivy]

Goopy min

[west phoenix]

GoopyJuli

[icy dove]

Absolutely sopping wet failson

[noble ivy]

[tame tide]

NNice nno free actions, standard movement or reactions and can only take a singular quick action on your nnext turn idiot

[polar glacier]

work just cut in on me but soon D:

[west phoenix]

Everyone prepare for impact

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-dispatch-waterboy-waterboy-dispatch-picmix-gif-6324914664273968734

me forgetting to brace after getting exposed:

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-anime-gif-11253462

[icy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall2-titan-attack-gif-15472034

[clever cloud]

terrified in ways i cant comprehend

[tame tide]

Time to be totally and utterly flabbergasted

[noble ivy]

excited in ways you can't comprehend

[tame tide]

That or I go "huh... neat"

[tame tide]

comprehends

[clever cloud]

a solid "that tracks"

[lyric ivy]

Aw god damn it not the Consequences

[lyric ivy]

Me when the um uh um yeah

[icy dove]

Me when the horrors are beyond comprehension

https://tenor.com/view/saitama-opm-one-punch-man-ok-okay-gif-2935231444300777031

[west phoenix]

I would simply not comprehend them

[tame tide]

Me whenn I play Noita

[icy dove]

OH I've been forgetting to tell y'all! I got my dresses, tights, and wig! The only one I didn't immediately love was the wig but that's probably due to me being unused to hair and getting all itchy due to it.

[noble ivy]

Me running up on Cthulhu with nothing but a blicky and a pocket full of dreams

hell yeah, glad to hear you're having fun spinning and twirling in your new dresses

[west phoenix]

Skirt go spinny

[icy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/marilyn-monroe-white-dress-twirl-gif-10766459

Literally me

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/violet-evergarden-spin-anime-dress-pretty-gif-17360450

[polar glacier]

YOOOO CONGRATS
Wigs can be a pain even if they're very high quality and especially if they're not, I hope you like yours more when you figure it out / get used to it.
But also short hair girls are cute and valid too
-# but also I understand the desire to grow it out / supplement with wig I prefer my own hair to be long too

[west phoenix]

Short hair gang

The less effort i need to put into it the better

[icy dove]

Unfortunately it's no hair, best I can do is the George Costanza cut

Top of my head just doesn't grow

[polar glacier]

Sorry to hear that. I don't want to get your hopes up but in some circumstances HRT can help there. But if it doesn't? Plenty of women wear wigs and bald women are ||hot /|| valid and good.

chart drop when I escape this meeting btw

[icy dove]

Thank you, I appreciate the kind words

[steady adder]

-# ogre poppenang? 👀

[twilit star]

I think she was interviewed once on YouTube so if that’s true you can probably find that as a voice sample

I also think they may have voiced one or two of her own memes so that may also be another sample source

[lyric ivy]

oh maybe win with dice podcast, let me see

[twilit star]

Ya know this is a very different topic and I’m not trying to get parasocial, but man I wish I had more recordings of my friends’ voices, I miss hearing them :(

[polar glacier]

Vex appeared on the Win With Dice podcast twice, but be warned, both times have act 1 spoilers

actually I can bring up something hang on...

[lyric ivy]

good heavens british accent

[noble ivy]

noorthan bri'ish too

[limber fossil]

oh great heavens

[limber fossil]

northern is the most based english

unless they're from manchester

[noble ivy]

there are three accents I'm practicing for IGF. Northern/mid bri'ish, evil bri'ish, and french

[polar glacier]

Vex memes a history of the lancer setting

[limber fossil]

evil bri'ish
that's redudant

[west phoenix]

I'm lucky we've avoided the britification

[limber fossil]

the "comp/con" aboard my mech sounds like a femme clippy

[west phoenix]

Flippy

[limber fossil]

or speaks like one. i've never heard clippy's voice

if it has one

[noble ivy]

Clemme

[polar glacier]

This one is very technically an act 2 spoiler? It reveals nothing at all about the plot but mentions a pirate group that absolutely exists in Calliope during act 1 and just doesn't come up till the second book.

[noble ivy]

Are both voices in there Vex?

[polar glacier]

yes

[noble ivy]

you know what would a fun thing to do
have some of GMs here make a "demo reel" of a bunch of NPCs and see if there's any surprising overlaps on how we voice them

[polar glacier]

outside very specific exceptions (elske is one) I generally don't do voices. I'm bad at it. I forget what I'm doing mid-sentence. If I try to do a voice it'll mutate as I talk and next thing I know Ipswitch is speaking with a southern drawl and I'm reaching for the mute button to stop myself.

[west phoenix]

Wait Eleonor also does a voice for Elske and i was gonna nominate her

She sounds like Brit from my life as a teenage robot its peak

[dire cloud]

||Bleach Boys|| my beloved...

[tame tide]

Are we doing IGF voice acting casts

Featuring people from this chat

[lyric ivy]

i cant remember does igf have a mute character because i would not speak (voice dysphoria my beloathed)

[polar glacier]

My Elske is a husky sorta asmr... oh. Oh goddamn it. My Elske is just my ||dom|| voice. Of course.

[lyric ivy]

people tell me my voice is not bad but they are lying

[west phoenix]

Real

[polar glacier]

anastasia shan

But also real

[noble ivy]

both of you are liars

[west phoenix]

I think Jerry should sound like Mr. Frog i will not elaborate

[lyric ivy]

idk ask Al they've heard me speak

[balmy obsidian]

@polar glacier where chart

[dire cloud]

I feel like Betty kind of has a whistling voice, and claps their mandibles for hard consonants.

[polar glacier]

oh right chart

[balmy obsidian]

Curse you AdaHD

[tame tide]

Your voice sounds fine

[tight pier]

Every time her name is posted here we have a psychic compulsion to check this chat

[lyric ivy]

loud incorrect buzzer

[tame tide]

But like, yeah voice dysmporphia probably won't take a compliment to your voice. When I hear me speak I'm either fine or I cringe slightly

[willow needle]

imagine being able to talk

[west phoenix]

Tbf I don't even know how i sound but i at least don't think i sound traditionally 'masc' despite having a pretty monotone voice

[polar glacier]

here Chart

Shipping several members of this chat in four quadrants of troll romance. Super quick explanation:

• Matespritship (♥ or <3) typical positive romance
• Kismesissitude (♠ or <3<) hateship, competitive, combative romance
• Auspisticism (♣ or o8<) a ♠ ship that would probably be too destructive so a third person intervenes to calm things down or moderate.
• Moirallegience (♦ or <>) mostly platonic life mates, close personal support
  Dotted lines imply unrequited / crush

There's a lot of people here and I have famously bad brain. If people are excluded from the list it's because they didn't post here during a specific few hours yesterday (or I missed seeing them there in the rush of chat) and it is not at all an indictment of that person as a common user here. I know there's some people I'm forgetting and I hope that causes no offence.

This chart is very much just for fun and entertainment, every good shipping chart needs a bunch of crackships and if we're being real about it they're ALL crackships. I hope we can all just laugh about it. You can imagine these as relationships I could see happening, want to happen, or as all happening at once in one giant poly clusterfuck, or any combination thereof.

I had to make three versions. The one with all the ships is too busy to parse, so there's also a version without any ships including an Ada, and a version with just those ships.

[tight pier]

Anyway we sometimes use TTS in place of our speaking voice, most often in tabletop, but the reason for that goes beyond voice dysphoria

[polar glacier]

@twilit star @limber fossil @clever cloud @icy dove @prime terrace @tame tide @steady adder @west phoenix @balmy obsidian @minor orchid @willow needle @regal comet @noble ivy @supple carbon @tight pier @lyric ivy @normal root @shell bison

[west phoenix]

It always sounds deeper in your own head

[tame tide]

But Cat, how did I sound

[noble ivy]

do you sneeze or get nosebleeds

[west phoenix]

Oh my fucking god

[polar glacier]

ENJOY MOTHERFUCKERS

[west phoenix]

Its like a semi just crashed into the building

[lyric ivy]

perfectly good honestly

[supple carbon]

what does this fucking mean

[lyric ivy]

vex's voice reminded me of yours now that i've heard it

[tame tide]

British people 😩

[west phoenix]

This is fucking incomprehensible

[polar glacier]

there's an explanation just above it

[regal comet]

Oooh
I *might need a quick explanation

[noble ivy]

I'm the mediator between Meow and Leo???

[west phoenix]

HAHA

NO

[balmy obsidian]

What the fuck

[tame tide]

Reminder on the colours?

[polar glacier]

:3

[lyric ivy]

hold on let me find me

[tight pier]

WITH PIXEL???

[polar glacier]

#1059603134504255528 message

just above the chart

[balmy obsidian]

Ada you have consumed a considerable amount of crack cocaine

[willow needle]

lets go im shipped with @minor orchid

[steady adder]

lmao the two versions with ada's connections and without

[west phoenix]

Dude i need like to cross reference the fucking icons with the actual chart

[regal comet]

Oh yeah just scroll up XD

[polar glacier]

no only a little and not in a very long time

[west phoenix]

Because if i look away they do not make sense

[limber fossil]

I’m so confused

[lyric ivy]

i am so surprised i didnt get shipped with leo even once

[limber fossil]

What is this

[lyric ivy]

how am i shipped with meow and ari what

[west phoenix]

HAHAHA

[limber fossil]

Why are there card signs

[west phoenix]

Lesbian bias

[polar glacier]

oh fuck I forgor

[tame tide]

Huh... Not really what I expected tbh

[willow needle]

we have a black line. i dont know what it means. but im sorry.

[tame tide]

I hate Leo yeah that's a given

[lyric ivy]

this cannot be real

[balmy obsidian]

I have no idea what I've done to selevan to get thrown in black with them

[noble ivy]

Homestuck...

[polar glacier]

I don't think anybody expected this, not even me

[limber fossil]

I don’t know what it is either but I forgive you

[lyric ivy]

hateship with meow...

[tight pier]

love how we're not shipped with void or our actual real girlfriend

[lunar panther]

HUH

[limber fossil]

That confuses me even more

[supple carbon]

why am i so destructive

[tight pier]

that's hilarious to us

[lyric ivy]

i expected like, leo and maybe al or juli

not this shit man

[polar glacier]

The sheer number of ships I put in just because it made me giggle...

[west phoenix]

Man i hate homestuck

[limber fossil]

Can you translate what my lines mean i’m so confuzzled

[tame tide]

Is the 3rd image just a smash or pass round from ada

[polar glacier]

wait is your gf on the chart I didn't know htat
and also Bunzi <> athena bet

[limber fossil]

This is too terminally online tumblr gay for me

[west phoenix]

Same girl

[noble ivy]

Tumblr brained lunatics win once again

[west phoenix]

This is fucking hieroglyphics

[balmy obsidian]

you know it's insane when the transbian is calling you too transbian

[tight pier]

block is not that active :P

[lyric ivy]

what does it mean to have red with ada but not red with ada at work

[west phoenix]

LOL

[supple carbon]

why am i in a red line with gug? i don't think i've talked to gug

[west phoenix]

Ada in the streets vs Ada in the sheets

[supple carbon]

and so many white lines, man, im destructive i guess, makes sense?

[steady adder]

i think that is called rarepair or rareship

[balmy obsidian]

welcome to the world of shipping, frog
where the rules are made up and the continuity doesn't matter

[limber fossil]

What do any of these lines mean

[regal comet]

This too
Is a homestuck reference

[limber fossil]

Do i hate naana*?*

[minor orchid]

I don't know what just happene dbut

[lunar panther]

put me on the chart :3
i love being part of advanced shitposts

[minor orchid]

yay red romance!

[polar glacier]

The explainer is here #1059603134504255528 message
but REALLYL BAD REDUCTIVE EXPLAINER:
red = romantic love
pink/pale = platonic love
gray threeway = hate but moderated by a third
black = hate but in a sexy way

[west phoenix]

I fucking hate it here bro my brain hurts

[limber fossil]

I can’t hate anyone

[lyric ivy]

HATE BUT IN A SEXY WAY TOWARDS MEOW????

[minor orchid]

Also Sorry Ari(?)

[lyric ivy]

i am the most kind loving person i do not hate anyone but myself

and leo sometimes /j

[supple carbon]

damn, moderated by a third, wtf

[limber fossil]

I’m too aromantic for this lmao

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-love-cat-kiss-kiss-gif-24668233

[limber fossil]

No I think we’re shipped*?*

[balmy obsidian]

the secret is that i am in all of your brains

[polar glacier]

Yeah block didn't show up during the timeframe. And I didn't know y'all were together! But despite that I would have redshipped you two :3

[balmy obsidian]

so if you hate yourselves, you hate me by extension

[steady adder]

leo is like those slime toys you throw against the wall and have them stick there

[lyric ivy]

me and uh me and who me and um uh me

[limber fossil]

Ads was this just an excuse to hit on me

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-5410720738258813881

[lyric ivy]

thank you for fuckin editing the gif not to misgender me

[limber fossil]

This but without the /j

[balmy obsidian]

THAT'S YOUR MESSAGE

EDIT IT

[twilit star]

Question- why are there 3 charts?

[west phoenix]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[polar glacier]

This is a very good question

[lyric ivy]

my sister in christ you made the chart

[lunar panther]

deeply enjoying how there's two different lines for the work vs home account for the bot

[balmy obsidian]

I know what it means

[limber fossil]

Wow, a man telling me what to do

[balmy obsidian]

OH MY GOD FINE

HOW ABOUT NOW

[limber fossil]

HOLY SHIT

[west phoenix]

WE DID IT

[regal comet]

I do enjoy this tomfoolery
Good job Ada

[polar glacier]

again this is in the explainer post but the full chart was too busy so I made two more filtering out ships that have me in it, versus one with only ada ships

[limber fossil]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[lyric ivy]

I wish a man would tell me what to- WE TRANSED LEO???

[limber fossil]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[balmy obsidian]

NOW EDIT THE MESSAGE

[twilit star]

Ah gotcha gotcha- I for some reason didn’t catch that part of the explainer post idk how

[noble ivy]

LEO BROKE THERE HER EGG LIKE GURREN FUCKING LAGGAN

https://tenor.com/view/turbine-spin-spinning-gif-10168626

[normal root]

wuh ping?

[polar glacier]

chart so powerful it blasted leo's brain

[limber fossil]

What do you take me for, a sub*?*

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cracking-an-egg-brian-lagerstrom-preparing-food-preparing-ingredients-gif-4641067286295214810

[tight pier]

scroll up its great

[lyric ivy]

Don't need to eyebrow react me I wish a man would tell me what to do but in a sexy way

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[balmy obsidian]

Sorry : edit the message, please

[west phoenix]

I cannot fucking breathe

[polar glacier]

yyou made it on the chart, I'm so sorry

[normal root]

oh shit the chart

[limber fossil]

That’s better.

[polar glacier]

this right here is the whole reason I did this

[regal comet]

I find it hilarious honestly

[limber fossil]

You bottoms are too fucking easy.

[normal root]

loll

[balmy obsidian]

Listen

[limber fossil]

One full stop and you bitches forget how to breathe

[normal root]

so what's the dotted lines then? one way or?

[polar glacier]

||to takemeow's breath away~ ||

[supple carbon]

one way yeah

unrequited

[balmy obsidian]

bold of you to assume I am capable of breathing at all

[twilit star]

Anyway, dang I guess Bunzi and I are mortal enemies v_v

[west phoenix]

Igf chat in a nutshell

[limber fossil]

Lord forbid y’all hear my voice irl

[tame tide]

This just in, random people on the internet are judged and shipped toghether with only one internet chatrooms worth of knowledge of eachother

"I hardly know them... huh" says person who got dragged into this

[regal comet]

Y'all are insane

[tight pier]

we need to show this to our playgroup of deep-homestucks

[noble ivy]

I'm honestly surprised I don't have a bunch of diamond lines for me
My joyous heart loves making friends

-# plus a red line for me and Jen

[clever cloud]

ada i love this

[west phoenix]

I'm going to beat you with a lead pipe

[limber fossil]

I just find the notion of me being romantically attracted to anyone here hilarious

Wait that sounds rude-

[tame tide]

I'm apparently romantical with Bunzi which is surprising to me since I don't think I really interact with Bunzi as much as others in this chat...

[polar glacier]

♠️ :3

[lyric ivy]

Me nex- sorry that's probably too freaky even for here

[clever cloud]

it's not perfect but that's why i love it

[twilit star]

No I think we get it

[west phoenix]

STOOPPPPP

[tame tide]

Same tbh lmao

[west phoenix]

Y'ALL ARE FREAKS

BE NORMAL

[balmy obsidian]

Now that that's over

[limber fossil]

I still don’t know why I’m supposed to hate Nana

[clever cloud]

fun

[noble ivy]

Literal Actual flash bang into calliope

[icy dove]

I have finally looked back and seen the chart, very interesting

[tame tide]

Look, I hate Leo. Therefore I'm happy

[steady adder]

Normal in IGF thread?

[lunar panther]

it reminds me of the time you sat the versmilitude chart in front of me with 0 explanation and 0 text and forced me to figure it out

I read homestuck act 1 and bounced off more than a decade ago so my knowledge is nothing

[clever cloud]

Ada this is truly the "Is Jerry the Tyrant or the Saint" of igf chat

[lime widget]

Guys to to Jupiter to uh….

[twilit star]

Also good to know Ada is a Problem with Practically Everyone

(In the chart I mean)

[limber fossil]

There are only two people i hate in the whole wide world
My best friend’s dad
My best friends [>insert current boyfriend<]

[twilit star]

Work Ada is chill tho ofc

[west phoenix]

Yeah i fucking hate Ada

But work Ada is cool

[balmy obsidian]

I find Ada funny

[lyric ivy]

ada is a cool awesome person

[balmy obsidian]

Though she is aggressively lesbian

[west phoenix]

I swear to god these symbols will haunt me

[polar glacier]

Imagine me kicking my feet and giggling and making little icons of you people kiss while I draw these lines, that's the level of seriousness we're dealing with. A fully diseased mind playing games with you all.

[noble ivy]

I find Ada aspirational

[tight pier]

-# also we might need a dotted red/black line going from us to ada

[lyric ivy]

she just like me for real

[limber fossil]

Yeah i fucking hate Ada

/j Maybe. Maybe not.

[twilit star]

Crackshipping the Tulpas you have of us

[regal comet]

All jokes aside, it suprised me that I am even on the chart, as I barely have been active here XD

[lunar panther]

athena

[lyric ivy]

nonono, that's called hatefucking, not the same thing

[noble ivy]

Holy fuck that's a sentance

[west phoenix]

HAHAHA

[balmy obsidian]

fuck no wait hold on

I was put in black with ada

[limber fossil]

I am going to go touch grass

This is too online for me

[balmy obsidian]

Abort mission

[noble ivy]

and eat...

[polar glacier]

like I said, I grabbed people when I saw them yesterday during my lunch break

[twilit star]

Yeah imma be real I’ve barely seen you but I guess we have unrequited something

[tight pier]

We need to walk lol

[tame tide]

WAIT A MINUTE I DON'T HATE LEO

[balmy obsidian]

I am going to go touch grass
there

[tame tide]

😭

[twilit star]

I can’t argue with the chart unfortunately

[regal comet]

Is there something you wanna tell me boo

[limber fossil]

Contrary to popular belief, i’m not a slut all the time

[lyric ivy]

yeah that's my job

[west phoenix]

I don't remember the chart anymore dude my brain is fried

[polar glacier]

you specifically told me that I better not fucking put you in any blackrom so I had to do it

[limber fossil]

Only on days that end with day

[twilit star]

Mainly what are your pronouns they’re not on your profile lol

[balmy obsidian]

Well

At least it's with you, that makes sense

[polar glacier]

dotted huh?

[tight pier]

@polar glacier is it okay if we send this to our homestuck-poisoned playgroup

[balmy obsidian]

Or, not

[twilit star]

After that one of us will push the other down the stairs and that’ll be the end of that

[polar glacier]

do it

[west phoenix]

I like how the start of this was Leo and Cat flirting and yet they didn't make it on to the chart

The mind of a mad woman

[lyric ivy]

i find this hilarious really

[polar glacier]

yeah not sure how I forgor that

[lyric ivy]

"flirting"

[polar glacier]

my brain is a horrible rotted lump of a thing

[regal comet]

My pronouns are whatever people introduce me to theirs at any given time
I then take them they're mine now

[balmy obsidian]

Look if we say I have flirted with Cat then I have flirted with way more than Cat here

[twilit star]

Strangers can flirt for fun without any intent behind it

[lyric ivy]

i was flirting with a girl like most of yesterday what i do here is not flirting

[twilit star]

Idk how that works I’ve just heard that’s how that works

[tame tide]

I don't flirt 😎

[limber fossil]

Maybe I should stop flirting on here

[tame tide]

I instead get mentally crushed before I do anything 😎

[west phoenix]

No its funny

[noble ivy]

Fae behavior

[regal comet]

You got it!

[balmy obsidian]

Hey I did that for a character once

[limber fossil]

See this commitment to the bit is exactly why i ended up homewrecking

[balmy obsidian]

Approved cool and fun

[west phoenix]

HAHA

[lyric ivy]

i do not flirt wiht leo. i BICKER with leo. which is exactly what i do with other friends

[polar glacier]

Other than my partner 100% of the people I flirt with have posted in this channel. I think.

[limber fossil]

(Granted. It was really funny seeing the look on his face)

[polar glacier]

and I'm at double digits by now

[balmy obsidian]

This is where Ada tells you that this is textbook blackrom

And then I kill her

[tight pier]

-# uhhhhhhhhhh

[limber fossil]

(After his girlfriend dumped him I mean)

[west phoenix]

I think i just keep flirting on accident

I have a lizard brain

[lyric ivy]

can i join

[balmy obsidian]

Not in a duel to the death, just straight up assassination

Sure

[regal comet]

I live in the woods in the mountains you think the fae leave me alone? No you steal their honey tarts and make deals with the ocean

[noble ivy]

-# I have no reference frame for flirting so I have no idea if I've flirted or been flirted to

[balmy obsidian]

We can murder together

[lyric ivy]

can we kill ada with hammers

double team her if you will

[balmy obsidian]

Woah hey

WOAH HEY

[west phoenix]

I am going to fuckin

[limber fossil]

Goodbye discord, I shall go feel the moon’s rays

[west phoenix]

Explode

[polar glacier]

Woah hey~

[regal comet]

Hey now

[twilit star]

I talked with a Therapist about flirting once, she gave me an explanation, and my response was “that sounds like a nightmare I hate that”

[steady adder]

This too, is yuri. Somehow.

[balmy obsidian]

See you Ari

[regal comet]

Consent

[limber fossil]

Me-core

[noble ivy]

am I going to have to wield my spray bottle once more

[west phoenix]

Juli you gotta put that thing on full auto

[balmy obsidian]

-# "Contrary to popular belief I am not always a slut"

[west phoenix]

Spray and pray

[regal comet]

The bottle

[lyric ivy]

i would simply dodge the water droplets

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[lyric ivy]

like a tohou player in the shower

[balmy obsidian]

Like how you dodge showers?

[limber fossil]

Is that supposed to be discouraging*?*

[balmy obsidian]

HAHAHA

[noble ivy]

gotta pull out the pressure washer now

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/hose-gif-23678454

[lyric ivy]

hold on i need to find a thing

[tame tide]

HAMMERS!?!?!?!

[west phoenix]

I would simply disintegrate you

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8kGxcBdXYs

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-slap-gif-24023679

Holy fuck i need to take a break from this place lmao

[noble ivy]

I think that chart has been the most enclosure enrichment this chat has ever seen...

[west phoenix]

My tummy hurts

[lunar panther]

flirting with everyone that consents to it is objectively funny but also has purpose as a method of detecting squirming. :)

[balmy obsidian]

What the hell is squirming

[polar glacier]

yes exactly

[regal comet]

None of you would survive in the club

[tight pier]

oh god

[balmy obsidian]

I don't go to ANY club

[west phoenix]

Wait no what the fuck does that mean

[limber fossil]

I was gonna say i’m not a slut at parks but i did once make out with two girls at a park at 7 am in the morning while doing a walk of shame

[polar glacier]

one of the best responses to flirting and the whole reason whyy I do it

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-cat-bath-shower-cute-gif-26528563

[twilit star]

Listen the actual action involved in flirting I have little problem with- it’s all the subtext that makes me just go “ick” specifically if it’s being used to deliver intent of some kind

[regal comet]

Did I stutter

[limber fossil]

Anyway i forgot what my original point was

[balmy obsidian]

No

Your point was you were on a quest to touch grass

[lunar panther]

like when you wiggle in place or stammer out of embarassment

[limber fossil]

Doing it rn*!*

[twilit star]

I don’t disagree but how do people flirt in a club? It’s usually too loud and crowded in my limited xp

[polar glacier]

goddamn Ari you continue to be aspirational and cool as hell

[limber fossil]

I love moonlight

[lyric ivy]

i love the stars

arent they so beautiful

[balmy obsidian]

I love my reflection in the mirror

[west phoenix]

im not a sub i forgot people do that

[balmy obsidian]

Aren't I beautiful

[limber fossil]

You’d be surprised how private clubs can get

[lyric ivy]

i also love your reflection in the mirror

[twilit star]

I would be yeah

[balmy obsidian]

[noble ivy]

"banter"

[west phoenix]

LMFAO

[lyric ivy]

craic, if you will

[regal comet]

Depends on the club! Also it's mostly vibes, if you want to actually find someone you gotta go to places that interest you and be open to interact with people there

[balmy obsidian]

This is not banter she just admitted to having broken into my home

I am in grave danger

[lyric ivy]

start running

i am coming

[limber fossil]

My girlfriend and I did once sneak into a park in the middle of the night and ||do it under the stars i forgot that until right now||

[balmy obsidian]

for president??

[twilit star]

Why would you look at the stars they’re unremarkable, anyway explain what colors are while we go kill a monarch (reference to a thing)

[noble ivy]

what

the

fuck

[lyric ivy]

yeah you seen the track record france has recently

[icy dove]

So I've been busy at work and have missed much of the chat

[noble ivy]

is

happening