#In Golden Flame

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clever cloud
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eyo when the fuck was this??

west phoenix
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Good meowning

west phoenix
icy dove
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Goop morn

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I saw that react

west phoenix
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In fact wait i do remember when i was mad at you but i do not want to share that here

clever cloud
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oh yea that makes sense

icy dove
tame tide
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BLEAGGERUGUGHAEGRGH

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You got me in the crossfire

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Be careful where you aim that

icy dove
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But it's fun to shoot wildly

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Anyway I have Lancer tonight!

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We're gonna finish up the first combat of OSR remixed(why is it six rounds) and then the party will be entering the Nov Elysia point crawl segment!

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I'm very excited.

west phoenix
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Yippie lancer day

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Unsure if today is lancer day

icy dove
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Kinda want to find out what Anime this gif is from, it looks cool

noble ivy
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oh fuck, I recognize it
I think its from Macross

icy dove
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Ooooo, I've heard Macross is neat

balmy obsidian
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@steady adder shakes macross brairot bag

icy dove
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So yeah, how is Macross? Where should one start

lyric ivy
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You ever watch big bang theory

tame tide
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Unfortunately I did once

thorn hinge
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Everybody has a test environment. If you're lucky you also get a separate prod.

tame tide
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Bazinga crylaughing

thorn hinge
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I had a dream like this the other night

lyric ivy
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Gashmoingus is like bazinga but transer

noble ivy
polar glacier
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happy 1763056620 calliope

clever cloud
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it's epoch ticks

icy dove
lyric ivy
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Want me ti get the creator of gashmoingus

icy dove
polar glacier
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I Reject Your Earth Time Zones And Human Daylight Savings

tame tide
junior sky
# icy dove Kinda want to find out what Anime this gif is from, it looks cool

That's Macross Plus, which is a short 4 episode OVA (And also Shinichiro Watanabe of Cowboy Bebop fame's first directorial role).

If you're wanting to dip your toes in then check out the first series (Super Dimension Fortress Macross) or its movie adaptation (Do You Remember Love). The movie is wildly different in parts, and it's not a replacement for the show, but it's small enough that it can give a good taste of how the series CAN be (because each show is super different from one another)

icy dove
polar glacier
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Or you can watch robotech and make Noel's eye twitch a lil

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:3

noble ivy
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-# Robotech... aka the colonized version of macross

icy dove
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Isn't Robotech the thing that turned into Battletech later?

junior sky
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After the OG you can kinda watch whatever else in the series grabs you. It's just that the OG sets up the wider universe as a whole. Otherwise they're all not strictly connected to one another (bar some recurring characters). Except Macross II, that one is terrible and the creator has struck it from the record

tame tide
junior sky
lyric ivy
icy dove
junior sky
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Not sure why they have such similar names. Maybe it was an 80s thing

icy dove
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Probably

noble ivy
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robotech... battletech... battlestar...

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is there a robostar out there to complete the circle
or are we gonna spiral into madness

icy dove
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Didn't Robotech have a lawsuit or licensing issue that split it into a few different things? I swear I've heard that somewhere

junior sky
polar glacier
junior sky
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Oh

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Yea, those things

polar glacier
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There's a bunch but the Marauder / officer battle pod is pretty iconic

icy dove
junior sky
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I always forget about them because they never show up again

polar glacier
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Or the Rifleman

junior sky
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Though the most famous thing taken from Macross will always be Jetfire in Transformers

supple carbon
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MAN THIS CLIMATE SUCKS

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I hate hot air, i miss winter

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I am not made for heat i am FAT i conserve it to easily man :(.

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Speaking of

Remember to overcharge, your stress is a resource

noble ivy
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motherfucker, over all my Lancer games I have overcharged four times

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just be patient

polar glacier
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I have a heatcap of 4 please leave me alone the overcharge button is scary

noble ivy
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-# don't hack me, I'll ||cry||

icy dove
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-# As long as I have one structure left it's fine!

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-# Nothing bad could possibly happen!

noble ivy
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you say that...

west phoenix
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Meanwhile me looking at my build
"Surely 7 heat is too low..."

noble ivy
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but I once rolled 2 ones when I had three structures and exploded instantly

west phoenix
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Deserved

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This is why we use the alt structures rules lmao

polar glacier
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I overcharged once on d6+4 and ggot stressed twice never again

noble ivy
icy dove
west phoenix
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I went from 0 heat max stress to nearly max heat 1 stress

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And it felt fucking great

noble ivy
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You really are built for HA bullshit...

west phoenix
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This was in my chomo, i immediately took sunzi after it lol

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Idk if y'all know how legionnaire works but my current build is nasty

normal root
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I remember there being some heat gunning chomo in a custom werks that used the super thermal blade from gilg... I should try that some time

west phoenix
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Why use that over system crusher tho

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System crusher is just the best heatgunning tool in the game

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If you're already playing a chomo that is

polar glacier
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I'd love more heat cap for overcharges but I need speed 7. I can't be slow I refuse

west phoenix
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Its like the highest heat you can do in the game AND a built in argument of the kings. God i hate the chomo lmao

noble ivy
west phoenix
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Oooooohhhh its been a while

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Okay i see the vision

west phoenix
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I simply make the enemy too slow to catch up to me

noble ivy
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-# am I the only hull maxing SSC girlie in Calliope?

west phoenix
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And with the sunzi i could just decide to teleport 50 spaces

west phoenix
normal root
west phoenix
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Even as someone who was relatively new to lancer i realized that the chomo was busted

noble ivy
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cottoned on?

lyric ivy
noble ivy
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what are you then?

lyric ivy
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IPSN my goats

normal root
noble ivy
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A ||w||horus girlie?

polar glacier
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who needs hull just don't get hit forehead

west phoenix
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I have a pretty even split with hull, systems, and engineering

lyric ivy
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Though currently playing a calendula in an osr/ows game

lyric ivy
normal root
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god the Calendula

lyric ivy
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God the calendula!

west phoenix
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Die

normal root
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I'm never allowing spooky Dave within a 5 mile radius of my table ever again /hj

noble ivy
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nooo

lyric ivy
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Good. I should not be allowed to play that thing I'm too much of a menace

noble ivy
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let the horrific david ruin your campaign

west phoenix
lyric ivy
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horrific David

west phoenix
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Horrible Davey

normal root
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It's not even the shadow realm button- it's the almost instant sea of slow zones that get produced by spooky david

west phoenix
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Lmaooo

noble ivy
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Awful davis just creates a darksouls poison swamp any where they go

lyric ivy
west phoenix
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I wish i had more tools to slow people outside of frag sig and wandering nightmare but it doesn't fit my build. I'm just perma impairing some poor soul

lyric ivy
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Everyone is slowed and shredded, fuck you

normal root
noble ivy
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Unsolicited Juli Fact: My Sunzi player actually considered playing as a terrible duncan until [CH2] ||he saw loki teleport in an screamed "HE STOLE MY BIT"||

normal root
limber fossil
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Grandma squad in 22 hours

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We are finishing [ch2] ||BUFFED ANTI-CAPITAL||

shell bison
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good heavens, i missed a lot

limber fossil
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Guess what though

shell bison
limber fossil
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||WE’RE WINNING||

noble ivy
limber fossil
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I dunno i keep the music muted

noble ivy
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I like arms on my mecha
I like being a beeg person

limber fossil
noble ivy
limber fossil
# limber fossil ||WE’RE **WINNING**||

||all that’s left now of the opfor is brick the elite veteran cataphract from our very first combat, guess he joined the cult, having a stand off with our raleigh, a veteran sentinel who’s not done a lot, and, of course, SUNBIRD-1||

limber fossil
lyric ivy
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Average SCP article in the big 25 be like ||REDACTED||

limber fossil
polar glacier
normal root
icy dove
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What a goofy mech

shell bison
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GOD THIS LITTLE FUCK ASS SHOWS UP AND NEARLY CORES ME IN ONE SHOT CAUSE HE HAS A AMN AC20 MOUNTED

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Then I shoot off his limb and all he has left is jumpy jets, a small laser and a dream

polar glacier
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what else does he NEED tho

noble ivy
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-# I love that I tricked so many people into calling things fuck ass

icy dove
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Ya know, the worse part is depending on what mods you play the game with it has buffed armor to be even more annoying to take down. I like mounting my R60 with 2 medium rifles to wallop people at further ranges for slightly less damage.

noble ivy
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oi

limber fossil
normal root
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I should get into battletech at some point soon- I got that online tabletop team builder app just sitting around

limber fossil
icy dove
noble ivy
icy dove
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Admittedly it's not as cool as the AC20, but it was fun to do a few times. Maybe I should replace them with a large rifle.

limber fossil
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You’re*
😏

noble ivy
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now I can't fix it...

west phoenix
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The fucking fire alarm went off when i was in the shower

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I do not need this shit today

polar glacier
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oh no

noble ivy
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oh shit, was it one of those fire alarms that ring through the whole building?

west phoenix
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I want to do heinous acts to everyone in this building

west phoenix
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And its so fucking loud

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And whenever this shit happens it reminds me why i hate people so much. Just crowds of 5 standing in the middle talking and laughing like no get the fuck out of the way

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i haven't had my meds today can you tell :)

limber fossil
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If it makes you feel any better once there was a fire at 7 am at one of our uni accom buildings so you just had like a 100 kids who were in nightgowns, bathrobes, both, and/or drunk standing outside for hours

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Our cafeteria was just a sea of bonnets and slippers

west phoenix
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It doesn't because I'm also just in my fucking pajamas

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Still soaked

limber fossil
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Ah, yeah that happened to me once

noble ivy
limber fossil
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Alas i don’t recall that specific fit

west phoenix
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And i know its because these dumb fucks smoke in here all the time, i can smell it. Even if that isn't it i really don't hold these fuckers in good faith

limber fossil
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But i guess sometimes you just have to laugh at absurdity

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Still, hugs

west phoenix
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Man i was on the edge of breaking yesterday so i was trying really hard to get my mental back in check today and now it's just in a billion pieces. I didn't even get the luxury of taking my fucking meds or brushing my teeth

shell bison
west phoenix
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Alarm is gone, fire is contained but it was on the 6th floor and I'm on the 5th. Debating if i just go back lol

tight pier
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Calliopean name: Robin de Banks

west phoenix
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Ok I'm all good meds consumed now its breakfast time

shell bison
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what's for breakie?

balmy obsidian
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"Me" says the bit devil on my shoulder

tight pier
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real talk any breakfast bagel sandwich is the shit. objectively superior to other forms of breakfast

balmy obsidian
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Does it take more than 15 seconds to prepare

tight pier
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depends on what you're making. maybe fry an egg, get a slice of cheese and toast a bagel

noble ivy
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Leo eats cereal and milk like a child confirmed

tight pier
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its like 5 minutes

balmy obsidian
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Bowl of cereal with milk remains undefeated

tight pier
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honestly milk and cereal is a great low-effort breakfast

noble ivy
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my body can't handle sweets for breakfast
mama needs her meat + rice first thing in the morning

balmy obsidian
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The bit devil whispers in my ear

tight pier
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superior to shoving a poptart in your mouth as you walk to school like we did back in the day

balmy obsidian
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Disregarding it though I've been eating cereal for breakfast all my life because there is no way I am going to heat up ANYTHING as I wake up in the morning

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I already have to convince myself to do any cooking for lunch or dinner I am never doing it for breakfast, ever

shell bison
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I'm big on a breakfast burrito. When my dad and I worked on sites it was our staple breakfast my mom made for us.

icy dove
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Breakfast burritos are so good

tight pier
shell bison
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UGH, I got to share the one my mom always made

lyric ivy
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Who pinged me

shell bison
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Scrambled eggs with extra egg whites
Some sliced sizzled ham or bacon bits if we had them
Add a dash of smoked paprika on the eggs while cooking
Get some cilantro

Peak

regal comet
icy dove
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Leo is the rabbit pictured

shell bison
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WOW

tame tide
balmy obsidian
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Damn I've been a cat, a horse, and now a rabbit?

shell bison
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I'VE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME

balmy obsidian
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But are you evil

icy dove
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Yeah but you're not evil

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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None of you would stand a chance

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My power level would be absolute

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In fact you should all be thanking me for holding back my true potential

west phoenix
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cinnamon and french vanilla mixed in

tame tide
west phoenix
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me when i get you

balmy obsidian
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Are you the frog in this scenario

west phoenix
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no

west phoenix
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i've entered my mom era because i fuck with some special k

lyric ivy
gloomy swan
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@lyric ivy

west phoenix
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@lyric ivy

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hi :3

noble ivy
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@lyric ivy

west phoenix
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damn eleonor got the therian hrt

noble ivy
west phoenix
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bountiful harvest

regal comet
lyric ivy
west phoenix
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hey cat guess what

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||we appreciate you||

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gottem

noble ivy
willow needle
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After 10 hours I'm finally going to eat yippie

west phoenix
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does that count sleeping or no

minor orchid
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Appreciation hours

lyric ivy
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I'm sorry I shouldnt be on here drunk it makes me weird

noble ivy
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Don't worry, Cathy
Just remember to drink some water and take it easy

west phoenix
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its okay i was here with a borderline mental crisis yesterday and this morning

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this is a good place

lyric ivy
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The Good Place on netflix. Watch it it's good

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Like top 5 shows

noble ivy
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do itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo it

lyric ivy
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You should pirate it though netflix shouldn't have your money

west phoenix
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netflix is like, the worst

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whenever i see something cool and then i see "netflix exclusive" i'm like ok nvm

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i love blockading media for commercial purposes

lyric ivy
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I use stremio at this point

noble ivy
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If we start talking about the good place the entire thread is actually gonna be redacted

west phoenix
lyric ivy
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Yeah can't go too into detail without spoiling the whole thing

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It's peak go watch it

lyric ivy
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I'm currently manning a station so I have a moment to breathe finally

noble ivy
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coincidentally, I thinking about the good place last night and ||sobbed so goddam hard over everything||

lyric ivy
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No one comes to this one so

west phoenix
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in golden ||[GENITALS OBLITERATED]||

west phoenix
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juli

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come on girl

minor orchid
lyric ivy
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Why do you remove the flush, coward

noble ivy
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what?

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what did I do wrong?

balmy obsidian
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wh

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Meow posting horse??

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The world is ending

west phoenix
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its just a funny gif

lyric ivy
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Horseposting

minor orchid
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Meow posted

west phoenix
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her face kills me

west phoenix
west phoenix
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good lord

west phoenix
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i see we entered the "post 500 gifs" stage of the channel

balmy obsidian
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Post 6 billion gifs

west phoenix
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kill 6 billion primochamps

noble ivy
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are we devolving from Good place disscusion and into nonsense posting?

balmy obsidian
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Oh please post primochamp I love this cursed fucking emoji

minor orchid
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In Golden .Gif

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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hahaha yes

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yesssss

balmy obsidian
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fucking duckbill

west phoenix
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its my greatest creation

balmy obsidian
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peam

west phoenix
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peam....

noble ivy
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peam-oh

lyric ivy
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Chat did you know

willow needle
lyric ivy
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People are cool I love people

icy dove
balmy obsidian
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I love you too Joyous

lyric ivy
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I live in a beautiful world and I am thankful for it every day

west phoenix
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now kiss

lyric ivy
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WHAT

icy dove
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We all love you

lyric ivy
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I am being shipped again

west phoenix
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this warms my blackened heart

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at least a little

west phoenix
lyric ivy
west phoenix
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serenity core

noble ivy
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how could I not??!?

icy dove
lyric ivy
willow needle
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also, lancer moment, i wanna show how my player team is looking. pixel has done a great job redoing their mech sprites. only one left and the CRT is done :>

west phoenix
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like, a country or 2

noble ivy
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I have a sub-folder in my meme folder called "healing" filled with nonsense like this

west phoenix
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you live in europe you'll all right there

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
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and this

willow needle
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crisis response team

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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i do???

west phoenix
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naana i have bad news... there's another ||CRT team|| in wallflower

willow needle
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meow

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spoilers much?

west phoenix
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oooooo spoilers there's an acronym

noble ivy
west phoenix
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lets kill her lets kill her lets beat her to death with hammers

willow needle
thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
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oh dear god no what have you done

west phoenix
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eleonor has shipped me with like half the chat

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it changes every week

minor orchid
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Lmao jsjsuj

balmy obsidian
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You have alerted the homestuck

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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Juli. It's Ada. You know we're about to play 52 pickup.

west phoenix
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please fucking no

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i hate the cards

thorn hinge
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:3

west phoenix
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i love y'all but whenever i see this advanced shipping bullshit i want to grab you by the shoulders and yell "BE NORMAL"

minor orchid
west phoenix
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no he's fine

balmy obsidian
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Ada if you put me anywhere on black I am murdering you

west phoenix
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smash

balmy obsidian
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And not in a sexy way

noble ivy
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I have nothing but red ones because my heart's so beeg

west phoenix
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see a doctor

minor orchid
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Ageee

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Could be a cardiopathy

balmy obsidian
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heh, "card"iography

icy dove
west phoenix
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we need to rip it out and divide it

minor orchid
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Divide and Conquer

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Another mech name

normal root
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will steal that name next time I get a chance to be a player (I will pilot a hydra because I will miss being behind the gm screen)

west phoenix
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i go for whacky mech names

icy dove
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Can't believe we're tearing Juli's heart apart like they're Lorkhan.

west phoenix
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and the gorgon- you just have as many activations as the GM

noble ivy
normal root
west phoenix
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i was almost going to play a hydra... glad i didn't

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my sunzi turns take long enough but part of it is because i was trying to find ways to NOT take hostile actions

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hence why i just changed my fucking build entirely because it got annoying

normal root
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fair dos fair dos

willow needle
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man this sunday i become a Lancer GM and im scared of fucking it up w_wheeze

west phoenix
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i trust you

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you're a good GM

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my game has been going mostly fine and you're like, infinitely better than me

minor orchid
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Fuck

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Have you seen ALL THE PREP

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That's been happening

lyric ivy
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THEYRE PLAYING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP AT THE PARTY

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MASS RICKROLL HOLY

minor orchid
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Also props to @prime terrace because is a god a kitbashing

prime terrace
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guh?

west phoenix
minor orchid
lyric ivy
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Your kitbashes are awesome pixel I love the ||Andros Capella|| tokens

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Ch1 spoiler

willow needle
prime terrace
west phoenix
thorn hinge
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Oh hey pixel just in time

minor orchid
thorn hinge
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lemme add you to ||the chart||

minor orchid
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The chart?

thorn hinge
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:3

lyric ivy
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The chart :3

noble ivy
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oh god... am I on...

the chart??!?

west phoenix
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The chart

minor orchid
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W-what is the chart??

lyric ivy
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:3

west phoenix
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:3

minor orchid
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That doesn't help-

willow needle
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how about you chart some bitches

icy dove
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The chart!?!

thorn hinge
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The Chart

icy dove
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Yooooooo

balmy obsidian
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Oh dear god

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hold up

minor orchid
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W-WHMUH

willow needle
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wait i am in the chart oh shit oh god

icy dove
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I'm on the chart!

lyric ivy
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I don't even know what it's for but the chart

balmy obsidian
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HOLD THE FUCK UP

thorn hinge
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:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

minor orchid
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What the heck that represents?!

balmy obsidian
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Ok we're good

minor orchid
west phoenix
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its the fuckinmg CARDS

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BE NORMA;

thorn hinge
minor orchid
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Homestuck*

noble ivy
willow needle
steady adder
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...Oh.

balmy obsidian
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GRAY NO RUN AWAY

thorn hinge
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I have to make some choices!

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HI GREY

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:3

west phoenix
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WHY ARE THERE 2 ADAS

balmy obsidian
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Plural

steady adder
west phoenix
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i hate it here

noble ivy
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pink-ada and the dangerous green-ada...

steady adder
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A-

minor orchid
west phoenix
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NOOOOO SAVE THEM

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i'm gonna go do literally anything else

prime terrace
willow needle
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deserved

thorn hinge
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because you showed up

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while I was working on it

prime terrace
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LIKE WHAT IS IT FOR

west phoenix
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shipping chart

normal root
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oh

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I needed to read down more

supple carbon
minor orchid
west phoenix
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run

minor orchid
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Chaos

normal root
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I mean considering vex has the lancerstuck shitposts as well, textually it tracks for the greater calliope polycule

west phoenix
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vex has definitely said worse here but i have standards

thorn hinge
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I wrote the first lancerstuck fic and then vex wrote a ton of really good ones on tumblr. I don't think anybody else has done any. yet.

icy dove
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I dunno how to read the chart tbh

supple carbon
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Damn

noble ivy
thorn hinge
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it's not a chart yet

icy dove
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Ahhhh

thorn hinge
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I haven't started makign the connections

icy dove
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Gotcha

thorn hinge
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or organizing

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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I will give you a rundown that will make Ada go "This Is Not Accurate"

thorn hinge
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still collecting people

west phoenix
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its some extreme tumblr brain bullshit

supple carbon
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Drier?

west phoenix
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thats what it feels like

icy dove
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I misspelled 'cause dingus

twilit star
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Is the Chart going to be... you know what I'm just asking a question everyone else already has

west phoenix
minor orchid
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Since when-

twilit star
# thorn hinge

Can I be on the chart? No reason I just like being included

icy dove
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Kittyphus is always happy

west phoenix
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not me

balmy obsidian
west phoenix
icy dove
thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
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fuck what's the name of the guy going in the everglades and just yoinking and booping all the poisonous and dangerous wildlife

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Ada is doing that but for the shipping

west phoenix
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idk his name but i know exactly who you mean

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still trying to find the 20 footer lesbian

balmy obsidian
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"Oh here's a squared. Yooooink."

balmy obsidian
thorn hinge
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yeah basically

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Im up to

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this many

normal root
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wuh

noble ivy
#

-# ada selfcest 😳

normal root
#

hey wait why am I here now- /j

balmy obsidian
#

In the chat, on the chart.

thorn hinge
#

Gotcha

west phoenix
#

i think i'm the only one who knows yazzy well enough to adequately ship it WHICH I WILL NOT

balmy obsidian
#

I mean, it's ada's shipping chart, it doesn't need to be accurate to reality

west phoenix
#

ada IS delusional

normal root
#

(lock in a thread off the screen pointing to my own polycule loll)

balmy obsidian
#

Yes. She uses tumblr, we know this.

west phoenix
#

"how about you ship me with MY FUCKING WIFE"

balmy obsidian
#

No I do not have a Tumblr account don't look for it

west phoenix
#

i used to but it was for genuinely normal things

noble ivy
#

Tumblr brained lunatics...

icy dove
#

I mean... I'm also in a polycule but I don't mind being shipped outside of it for funsies, and neither do my partners.

thorn hinge
#

nor the first time I let it pass without argument

west phoenix
#

i don't trust ada i think she wants to beat my head in with a hammer (in a sexy way)

icy dove
#

Hm.

tame tide
#

The fuck

#

Is this

balmy obsidian
#

Oh no Al

#

Run away

icy dove
#

The chart

balmy obsidian
#

It's too late...

west phoenix
#

limmy mention

thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

You maniac

west phoenix
#

OH THE HUMANITY

icy dove
#

Lemmy, like the ratatouille rat?

#

Shit. His name is Remi

west phoenix
#

fake fan, get their ass

balmy obsidian
#

I will be genuinelly shocked if Ada figures me out

#

But it is borderline impossible that she does

icy dove
#

Imagine if she got it first try

balmy obsidian
#

I would be genuinelly shocked

thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

If I say any more I'm giving the game away

noble ivy
thorn hinge
#

like the obvious real chart would have nothing for ships because we're all just friends in a chat room

#

so if that's not it

twilit star
#

If this is a shipping chart I don’t think I’d be anyone’s type here- no self shade I just don’t think I fall into the tastes of the folks here

thorn hinge
#

then leo either is dating or has a crush on someone here

balmy obsidian
#

I ahve made Ada overthink

#

My victory is assured

balmy obsidian
#

Ah shit

#

Spoilers

prime terrace
thorn hinge
#

with four types of romance, yes

prime terrace
#

oh my god

thorn hinge
#

I AM FRIENDSHIPPING

#

AND YOU'RE IN THE RUNNING

prime terrace
#

i better not be connected to anybody

tame tide
#

What the fuck are the 4 types?

prime terrace
balmy obsidian
#

Hearts is two people going "I love you get in my bed"
Diamonds is two people going "You are the single person I can confide everything in"
Clubs is one person between two other people that goes "eyo you two calm the fuck down"
Spades is two people going "I want to kill you with hammers get in my bed"

thorn hinge
west phoenix
clever cloud
#

im putting everything into this gamble jen

thorn hinge
#

((okay real talk if the chart actually freaks you out to be on jsut say and I'll drop you, this is a dumb thing I'm doing because it's funny and not at all serious.))

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thorn hinge
#

...wat

tame tide
#

huh

west phoenix
#

nice

thorn hinge
#

YOURE GOIN IN THE CHART, BOT

noble ivy
#

who the hell is this bot...

west phoenix
#

i see people still haven't learned the lesson of not typing like that

#

considering it has happened multiple times

balmy obsidian
#

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west phoenix
#

hate your ass

balmy obsidian
#

No you don't

thorn hinge
#

fvaljsvhbasdkljhb

balmy obsidian
#

OH GOD

noble ivy
#

why are there MTG bots here and who brought them to Calliope...

tame tide
#

OUTA HERE YOU MAGIC THE GATHERINNGG ASS

balmy obsidian
#

NO

thorn hinge
icy dove
#

The real trick is Léo is Narcissus, and can only love himself

west phoenix
#

just put the chart in the damn bag

steady adder
#

This is like ppl in-universe shipping Bartender MF with ppl soon WheezeBot

balmy obsidian
#

No this is Bartender's shipping chart

icy dove
#

Bar named Tender

balmy obsidian
#

Bart when Bartender enters the room:

icy dove
#

Bar that holds you tenderly

noble ivy
#

there needs to be a 5th role that's just the wildcard/joker~~/grungler~~

balmy obsidian
#

Villager/Wolf/Witch

icy dove
#

What're we, some kinda werewolf crew? Sitcom studio laughter

balmy obsidian
#

My favorite role in werewolf is the cupid

west phoenix
#

it would be

icy dove
#

My bits are like shotgun blasts, sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss.

noble ivy
#

-# idon'tgetthereferenceamIstupid?

balmy obsidian
#

I just put two people together and then make a shit eating grin until i die

icy dove
#

I operate almost entirely off of madlibs rules.

#

I think that's how you spell that

balmy obsidian
#

I thought it was funny

icy dove
#

The game where you see an incomplete sentence and fill in words

west phoenix
#

it was i just never get the chance to post this

noble ivy
thorn hinge
#

I've been playing blood on the clocktower recently, it's a really well refined version of werewolf/mafia/etc

west phoenix
#

fuck your zodiac sign what evielution are you

thorn hinge
#

Everybody gets a role with something going on, dead players aren't totally out of the game, and the roles are really interesting

willow needle
#

espeon

noble ivy
#

Gee... I wonder what people think I am...

west phoenix
#

i'm definitely leafeon

icy dove
west phoenix
#

i actually don't know juli

west phoenix
#

umbreon?- ah shit

#

i was going with the bat aesthetic

balmy obsidian
#

I'm Umbreon because I am dark and brooding but I need friendship to thrive lohn

icy dove
west phoenix
#

mods, force this gal to watch the first 3 seasons of pokemon the animated series

icy dove
#

If we opened it up to all of them I'd be the archer owl fella

noble ivy
#

Really, I'm not a bat for the goth asthetic, I more like the idea of being a giant flying fox thing

twilit star
#

Honestly with regard to The Chart I’m just always curious about how I’m perceived. I don’t care per se, it’s not something I take too personally, I’m just curious

lyric ivy
#

Chat this is dire

west phoenix
#

flying foxes are real goober tier animals

lyric ivy
#

Drunk cat is now drunk and high cat

willow needle
#

wagoogus..

lyric ivy
#

What the hell is going on with the chart what did I miss

noble ivy
lyric ivy
#

Good

#

Make the most unhinged ships of me Ada it's very entertaining

west phoenix
#

she's shipping you and leo

#

but its genuine

lyric ivy
#

Checks out

west phoenix
#

write that down write that down!

balmy obsidian
#

I mean

lyric ivy
#

Don't trust me right now Ive had weed

noble ivy
#

-# only time will tell if it's hearts or clubs...

balmy obsidian
#

Ealier today someone went "why are you two flirting"

lyric ivy
#

I swear azure was tripping

west phoenix
#

it was me

#

i said that

balmy obsidian
#

Well yes

#

But someone else

#

In an entirelly different channel

west phoenix
#

"someone" SAY MY NAME

balmy obsidian
#

My name

noble ivy
#

-# Jennifer?

balmy obsidian
#

it was here #lancer-general message

icy dove
balmy obsidian
#

I think it was because I said she cooks better than me

clever cloud
tame tide
#

I was gonna say Jenga

clever cloud
#

good, cuz you'd be correct

balmy obsidian
#

are you /jen

icy dove
noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

So YOU'RE to blame for september not being month number 7

icy dove
#

Also if you ever get me in a VC be aware I may just randomly start singing because you said something that sounded similar enough to a song lyric I know.

balmy obsidian
#

Huh, my aunt used to do that

tame tide
#

I am... Just really curious what the fuck the chart would look like

west phoenix
noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

White girls going "Jennifa"

#

I'm sorry

#

Banishing myself to the bad person corner

tame tide
#

Out the airlock with you

thorn hinge
# west phoenix fuck your zodiac sign what evielution are you

I dunno! I love Glaceon and her fuckass bangs and Umbreon has that gothy vibe and Espeon really calls to me with those eyes and just overall... Sylveon is a little too on the nose and also tiny. So I'm gonna say ||Hey guys, did you know that in terms of [USER WAS ANNIHILATED FOR THIS POST]||

icy dove
#

🎶 Jenny don't change your number, I need to make you mine! Jenny don't change your number! 8675309! 8675309! 🎶

thorn hinge
noble ivy
noble ivy
#

WOAH HEY WHO DID THAT

normal root
west phoenix
#

damn big ass leafeon

#

oh good timing

normal root
#

Lol

thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

i vibe with leafeon because before i got omega depressed i used to consider myself a druid

#

and plant cat is cool

thorn hinge
#

hell yeah

noble ivy
#

Idk... Sylveon's just one of my favorite pokemon of all time...

west phoenix
#

i wonder why

balmy obsidian
#

Jolteon was a favorite of mine because Lightning

icy dove
#

Hm, well based on looks I'd say Sylveon, Leafeon, or Espeon.

#

For myself

normal root
#

I vibe with plant types in general

noble ivy
#

get cooking

steady adder
#

Umbreon, Glaceon or Sylveon which i actually have as charms on my backbag lol

west phoenix
#

i have a lil leafeon plush that sleeps next to me

normal root
#

Only type I fuck with more is steel type (Bisharp my beloved <3)

tame tide
#

I never played pokemonn

west phoenix
#

i do not know beyond like gen 3

twilit star
#

I like Umbreon. No reason I just think they a cute pupper

icy dove
#

I know none

west phoenix
#

i know that one new cat pokemon is cool

twilit star
#

I also like Skitty

west phoenix
#

not the big one with the tits that everyone loves, but the leafy gremlin cat

west phoenix
#

FLORAGATO

#

thats the one

thorn hinge
#

Though this might be out of date I made it a while ago and I think there's been a whole generation or two since then

twilit star
#

My fav pokemon is Larvesta + Volcarona tho no contest

#

Larvesta is one of the cutest things ever and I want one

thorn hinge
#

Dragonair has been my favorite since 1998

balmy obsidian
#

man that's way too much work I'm not filling all that

west phoenix
#

ffffuucckkk there's so many pokemon

normal root
#

Ily pawniard

#

Ily bisharp

west phoenix
#

lil paublo

normal root
#

They they may be a bit edgy (literal) I just like their chess theming

#

It's peak

west phoenix
#

i cannot do this chart i'm halfway through the first row and there's already too much shit

#

mental overload

balmy obsidian
#

I clicked on one square and I went "Man. Fuck this."

noble ivy
#

I really threw a flashbang into IGF and thought people could handle it, huh...

balmy obsidian
#

I am exceedingly lazy

icy dove
#

I'm just eeby deeby at work

west phoenix
#

i had analysis paralysis

#

i have a clear type. leafeon, floragato, and decidueye

#

not doing the rest of it, idgaf

balmy obsidian
#

Yeah, plants

#

Your type is plants

west phoenix
#

maybe you're my type

#

the chart will reveal all

balmy obsidian
#

I'm not a plant

noble ivy
#

Fairy trainer (+ some water) for life

icy dove
# west phoenix i had analysis paralysis

My brain is cooked. Paralysis rhymes with glycolysis which reminded me of a song in high school biology with the chorus 🎶 "Glycolysis, come on sugar, come on sugar for the breakdown, for the breakdown" 🎶

balmy obsidian
#

My 5g team was always Galvantula, Serperior, Hydregon, Archeops, and the last two were wildcards, I don't remember

#

It's the last main pokemon game that mattered to me, make of that what you will

icy dove
#

Jojo reference?

balmy obsidian
#

SHINING

#

JUSTICE

icy dove
#

Ah, I see

balmy obsidian
#

MEBAETE

west phoenix
#

shout out to the time my blackbeard player accidently created crazy diamond when trying to make a trans blackbeard

balmy obsidian
#

Hilarious

west phoenix
icy dove
#

Ooooo

#

I like it

west phoenix
#

me too but it looks too much like crazy diamond it sickens me

noble ivy
#

Crazy diamond's trans? good for them

west phoenix
#

josuke is fem AF, it wouldn't surprise me

#

enby vibes imo

balmy obsidian
#

Is he?

west phoenix
#

i think so

lyric ivy
#

How did we get to jojo

west phoenix
#

breakdown

balmy obsidian
#

Ok in the manga maybe moreso, that's true

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

WHAT

#

YOU CANNT JUST SAY THAHT

#

im fucking cackling

lyric ivy
#

That one crazy diamond version of Metamorphosis where josuke saves her and gives her a happy ending

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

where the fuck di dthe slug come form

lyric ivy
#

If people don't know what metamorphosis is I will not elaborate it's horrible

balmy obsidian
#

How dare you

west phoenix
noble ivy
icy dove
# west phoenix breakdown

🎶 "Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me! Breakdown, take me through the night! Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me! Breakdown, it's alright, it's alright! Baby!" 🎶
Tom Petty's Breakdown.

#

I'm feeling very musical today

lyric ivy
#

Who else is shipped on Ada's chart

#

Please I need to know

west phoenix
#

your mom

lyric ivy
#

NO

icy dove
#

Stacy's mom

lyric ivy
icy dove
noble ivy
#

more like Cathy's mom

icy dove
#

That hit me like a wrecking ball

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

I NEVER WENT SO HARD IN L- nevermind

lyric ivy
#

You can ship me all you want do not touch my mother

noble ivy
#

oi

lyric ivy
#

Meow

west phoenix
#

IM SORRY

noble ivy
#

mrrp?

lyric ivy
#

I see you

#

I am the panopticon

west phoenix
#

MAOW

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
west phoenix
#

me every session

#

hell every VC

#

i just be screamin

icy dove
west phoenix
#

"you take 2 damage"
"NOOOOO DON'T KILL ME-"

lyric ivy
lyric ivy
#

You know what's beautiful as FUCK?

icy dove
#

You

lyric ivy
#

This wide- woah hey

icy dove
#

We out here being positive today

#

Anyway what were you saying?

lyric ivy
#

I meant to say that the wide world we live in is beautiful and I love it all

#

But this is funnier

icy dove
#

I may have a meme for this

lyric ivy
#

YES I am saying this because I'm high NO I don't care

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
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lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

I'm always correct

lyric ivy
#

Except when I say something opposite, then you're wrong

icy dove
balmy obsidian
#

No you're wrong

lyric ivy
#

What the fuck

#

How dare you

balmy obsidian
#

Rightfully is how

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

I'm taller than you

lyric ivy
#

How do you know rhat

balmy obsidian
#

#lancer-general message

#

I have this crazy ability, it's called reading

#

You might have heard of it

lyric ivy
#

You fucking saved it

#

What do you want from me

balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
#

Clearly you're collecting blackmail material

balmy obsidian
#

I don't save messages

#

I just remember some words sometimes

lyric ivy
#

No way

#

You can remember?

balmy obsidian
#

Yeah it goes crazy with reading

steady adder
balmy obsidian
#

Teehee

lyric ivy
#

That's based actually I'd do that

#

I'd steal my enemies identity for the bit

west phoenix
#

just kiss already

lyric ivy
#

GODDAMN IT

icy dove
west phoenix
lyric ivy
#

he's too far anyway so even if i wanted to

tame tide
west phoenix
#

which you do

lyric ivy
#

It's not possible

#

Do you know how much time it takes to drive to france

#

I don't even know where he is he may be in Normandy for all o know

west phoenix
#

beachhouse?

balmy obsidian
#

Spoilers I'm in Paris

#

The dreaded Parisian

west phoenix
#

small city i'm sure you can find him

lyric ivy
#

I hated Paris shit city

#

There's like a tower and that's it

#

I've been on the tower it's not even that cool

balmy obsidian
#

I've never been on the tower

polar glacier
#

y'all are so lucky I had to go back to work and leave the chart behind

lyric ivy
#

What if we went together on the tower so I can complain to you about how much I do t like the tower

balmy obsidian
#

I was honestly curious to see it

polar glacier
#

we'll see if my adhd lets me pick iit back up when I go home

west phoenix
#

you're making it too easy

lyric ivy
#

I need to see who I'm being shipped with this is ESSENTIAL

balmy obsidian
tame tide
#

I'm curious how I am perceived by the gay people who live in my phone

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
#

I've also been to Pisa it's underwhelming

west phoenix
lyric ivy
tame tide
#

But also curious how the little gay people who live inside my phone perceive me in matters relating to the chart™

west phoenix
#

map

tame tide
#

Valid

lyric ivy
west phoenix
#

i apologize to whoever i get paired with

lyric ivy
#

It's Juli you're getting paired with Juli I'm calling it now

balmy obsidian
#

I apologize to wheover I get paired with as it'll forever be unatainable to you

lyric ivy
#

Eleonor is also a nonzero chance but she's married so it feels weird to say stuff like that

tame tide
#

This is Ada we're talking about this shit ain't gonna be simple pairs

balmy obsidian
#

mf about to ship you with the ceiling fan

west phoenix
tame tide
#

Lies

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

Purity can be corrupted in the eyes of the sinner

lyric ivy
#

The pure and the corrupter

balmy obsidian
icy dove
#

Y'all are too down on yourselves, except for Narcissus over there, he needs to be bullied more.

tame tide
lyric ivy
#

Down on myself? No I'm the most awesome person ever what

#

Ye fuckin WISH ye were me

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

Let's not get ourselves mixed up shall we

tame tide
#

Yeah I don't mind I'm just curious

balmy obsidian
#

I am the awesomest

tame tide
#

Wrong

balmy obsidian
#

That's not my name

lyric ivy
#

No I am

tame tide
#

Correct, has dd288 in name

noble ivy
west phoenix
west phoenix
icy dove
#

All the ones saying they apologize to those they're being shipped with will be taken out for a shopping trip in order to enrich themselves in heart and soul and we'll get ice cream afterwards

balmy obsidian
#

Oh cool I also get ice cream

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

Thank you Gug you are quite generous

lyric ivy
icy dove
lyric ivy
#

I am a divine being

thorn hinge
tame tide
#

I am a wretched being, but not in a self deprecating way

icy dove
#

At this moment, spiritually, I am the giant palico lady from Monster Hunter Iceborn that cooks you meals.

tame tide
#

And tbh not that wretched

#

I'm a being

balmy obsidian
west phoenix
lyric ivy
#

:(

icy dove
lyric ivy
tame tide
#

Leo

lyric ivy
#

Yeah sure whatever

icy dove
#

High on his own hype

balmy obsidian
#

No no, Cat is High

#

I am mighty

tame tide
#

High mighty

#

I'm Al

lyric ivy
#

Hi mighty I'm cat

balmy obsidian
#

Are you a pirate

#

ayyyeee matey

tame tide
#

No I'm Al

clever cloud
#

lancer in 4:30 hrs and i haven't got a clue what im doing today

tame tide
#

Vent crabs, Striga, treasure map

lyric ivy
#

Eat the ventcrabs

#

Eat the treasure map too

west phoenix
#

idk what i'd do but i can help

lyric ivy
#

Eat striga but in a different way

tame tide
#

Oh my

icy dove
#

Time for another musical number!
🎶 Cuz she's so highhhhhhh high above me, she's so lovely! She's so highhhhhh, high above me, a Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite! 🎶

west phoenix
#

sometimes i feel like i'm having a stroke in here

lyric ivy
#

I'm sorry meow this chat is hell

#

's gate, Calliope