#In Golden Flame
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eyo when the fuck was this??
Good meowning
Idk i think it was when i was mentally unstable lmao
In fact wait i do remember when i was mad at you but i do not want to share that here
oh yea that makes sense
Since it's typically Juli that does these things I will now hit you with Nickelodeon slime.
But it's fun to shoot wildly
Anyway I have Lancer tonight!
We're gonna finish up the first combat of OSR remixed(why is it six rounds) and then the party will be entering the Nov Elysia point crawl segment!
I'm very excited.
oh fuck, I recognize it
I think its from Macross
Ooooo, I've heard Macross is neat
@steady adder shakes macross brairot bag
So yeah, how is Macross? Where should one start
You ever watch big bang theory
Unfortunately I did once
Everybody has a test environment. If you're lucky you also get a separate prod.
Bazinga 
I had a dream like this the other night
Gashmoingus is like bazinga but transer
-# remember when words used to mean things...
happy 1763056620 calliope
it's epoch ticks
Words only have the meaning we give them.
You dint get it
Want me ti get the creator of gashmoingus
Happy 1763056620! Hope you're doing well
I Reject Your Earth Time Zones And Human Daylight Savings
-# oh no
That's Macross Plus, which is a short 4 episode OVA (And also Shinichiro Watanabe of Cowboy Bebop fame's first directorial role).
If you're wanting to dip your toes in then check out the first series (Super Dimension Fortress Macross) or its movie adaptation (Do You Remember Love). The movie is wildly different in parts, and it's not a replacement for the show, but it's small enough that it can give a good taste of how the series CAN be (because each show is super different from one another)
Interesting, I'll give it a go since work has nothing going on
-# Robotech... aka the colonized version of macross
Isn't Robotech the thing that turned into Battletech later?
After the OG you can kinda watch whatever else in the series grabs you. It's just that the OG sets up the wider universe as a whole. Otherwise they're all not strictly connected to one another (bar some recurring characters). Except Macross II, that one is terrible and the creator has struck it from the record
-# this feels like it could be a threat
I'm prepared, I'm ready
Entirely unrelated! Robotech is basically Voltron (as in a Westernized adaptation of a few unrelated anime stitched together). Battletech is a tabletop wargame franchise
@gloomy swan we have another person asking what gashmoingus is
Okay, I've been looking into Battletech recently, but the tech bit made me think they might be connected. Guess I was wrong.
Not sure why they have such similar names. Maybe it was an 80s thing
Probably
robotech... battletech... battlestar...
is there a robostar out there to complete the circle
or are we gonna spiral into madness
Didn't Robotech have a lawsuit or licensing issue that split it into a few different things? I swear I've heard that somewhere
actually slightly related!
Ah, true! I didn't know they had stuff from Macross, just Dougram
:3
There's a bunch but the Marauder / officer battle pod is pretty iconic
Oh yeah, this is what I was thinking of!
I always forget about them because they never show up again
Gashmoingus
Or the Rifleman
Though the most famous thing taken from Macross will always be Jetfire in Transformers
MAN THIS CLIMATE SUCKS
I hate hot air, i miss winter
I am not made for heat i am FAT i conserve it to easily man :(.
Speaking of
Remember to overcharge, your stress is a resource
I have a heatcap of 4 please leave me alone the overcharge button is scary
-# don't hack me, I'll ||cry||
-# As long as I have one structure left it's fine!
-# Nothing bad could possibly happen!
you say that...
Meanwhile me looking at my build
"Surely 7 heat is too low..."
but I once rolled 2 ones when I had three structures and exploded instantly
I overcharged once on d6+4 and ggot stressed twice never again
this goober only deserves the best
Me when I'm having a shy day and have to socially interact
I actively stressed myself 3 times in a row to disable as many enemies as possible
I went from 0 heat max stress to nearly max heat 1 stress
And it felt fucking great
You really are built for HA bullshit...
This was in my chomo, i immediately took sunzi after it lol
Idk if y'all know how legionnaire works but my current build is nasty
I remember there being some heat gunning chomo in a custom werks that used the super thermal blade from gilg... I should try that some time
Why use that over system crusher tho
System crusher is just the best heatgunning tool in the game
If you're already playing a chomo that is
I'd love more heat cap for overcharges but I need speed 7. I can't be slow I refuse
Its like the highest heat you can do in the game AND a built in argument of the kings. God i hate the chomo lmao
because you can only use it once per enemy?
Coward
I simply make the enemy too slow to catch up to me
-# am I the only hull maxing SSC girlie in Calliope?
And with the sunzi i could just decide to teleport 50 spaces
The only reasonable one
Every day I thank RA that my players haven't cottoned on to this
Even as someone who was relatively new to lancer i realized that the chomo was busted
cottoned on?
I'm not an SSC girlie but also a hullmaxxer
what are you then?
IPSN my goats
Realized/ caught on to
A ||w||horus girlie?
who needs hull just don't get hit forehead
I have a pretty even split with hull, systems, and engineering
Though currently playing a calendula in an osr/ows game
This actually
god the Calendula
God the calendula!
Reliable, tech attacks, multiple accuracies, lock on
Die
I'm never allowing spooky Dave within a 5 mile radius of my table ever again /hj
nooo
Good. I should not be allowed to play that thing I'm too much of a menace
let the horrific david ruin your campaign
Me when i kidnap the boss of the encounter and send him to the mcdolands play pen
horrific David
Horrible Davey
It's not even the shadow realm button- it's the almost instant sea of slow zones that get produced by spooky david
Lmaooo
Awful davis just creates a darksouls poison swamp any where they go
This is the real power of Calen ueah
I wish i had more tools to slow people outside of frag sig and wandering nightmare but it doesn't fit my build. I'm just perma impairing some poor soul
Everyone is slowed and shredded, fuck you
Sending that to my Calendula player
Unsolicited Juli Fact: My Sunzi player actually considered playing as a terrible duncan until [CH2] ||he saw loki teleport in an screamed "HE STOLE MY BIT"||
On that topic- my introduction to this game was playing a Hor0s1 Chomo-
I understood true power that day
But did he steal his shoes?
good heavens, i missed a lot
||rebake NPCs, ultra got extra traits, three veterans, one’s an elite. Started out with 10 activations and 14 structure on the opposing team, ultra has argus armor and three turns||
Guess what though
I love armless mechs
||WE’RE WINNING||
if you don't mind me asking
||what music is your GM blasting over this fuck-ass boss fight?||
I dunno i keep the music muted
||Nothing can stop three old bitches and their schizophrenic horus kids||
||If you're trashing your way through this then I'm terrified thinking about what else your GM can do for later fights...||
||all that’s left now of the opfor is brick the elite veteran cataphract from our very first combat, guess he joined the cult, having a stand off with our raleigh, a veteran sentinel who’s not done a lot, and, of course, SUNBIRD-1||
||now, we have spent three cores (gob and ral popped their cores last fight), gilly has thrown out almost all their limited charges, i’ve structured and stressed once each, our gilly stressed too. But yeah, thanks to the power of friendship, teamwork, and some fucking awesome moves, we’re going crazy. Also i think i’m gonna overstress again lol.||
Average SCP article in the big 25 be like ||REDACTED||
||SUNBIRD-1 overstressed thanks to our gilly overstressing to max out thermal blade heat lol||
me too
Object class: Euclid
Item description: || penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis cock balls penis penis penis penis penis penis|| Round Object
GOD THIS LITTLE FUCK ASS SHOWS UP AND NEARLY CORES ME IN ONE SHOT CAUSE HE HAS A AMN AC20 MOUNTED
Then I shoot off his limb and all he has left is jumpy jets, a small laser and a dream
what else does he NEED tho
-# I love that I tricked so many people into calling things fuck ass
Ya know, the worse part is depending on what mods you play the game with it has buffed armor to be even more annoying to take down. I like mounting my R60 with 2 medium rifles to wallop people at further ranges for slightly less damage.
oi
-# I love that I tricked so many people into calling things fuck ass
I should get into battletech at some point soon- I got that online tabletop team builder app just sitting around
I swear, i’m ace in theory*!*
"Oh hey, look at that medium mech!" Two giant shells slam into it's torso, stripping the armor instantly at 400 meters "Just need to wait on the reload and its dead."
more like your an ace at falling into stereotypes
Admittedly it's not as cool as the AC20, but it was fun to do a few times. Maybe I should replace them with a large rifle.
You’re*
😏
The fucking fire alarm went off when i was in the shower
I do not need this shit today
oh no
oh shit, was it one of those fire alarms that ring through the whole building?
I want to do heinous acts to everyone in this building
Yeah, fucking flashbanged me while in the shower
And its so fucking loud
And whenever this shit happens it reminds me why i hate people so much. Just crowds of 5 standing in the middle talking and laughing like no get the fuck out of the way
i haven't had my meds today can you tell :)
If it makes you feel any better once there was a fire at 7 am at one of our uni accom buildings so you just had like a 100 kids who were in nightgowns, bathrobes, both, and/or drunk standing outside for hours
Our cafeteria was just a sea of bonnets and slippers
Ah, yeah that happened to me once
everyone was just wearing this?
Alas i don’t recall that specific fit
And i know its because these dumb fucks smoke in here all the time, i can smell it. Even if that isn't it i really don't hold these fuckers in good faith
Man i was on the edge of breaking yesterday so i was trying really hard to get my mental back in check today and now it's just in a billion pieces. I didn't even get the luxury of taking my fucking meds or brushing my teeth
give me like a week for my next paycheck. I will put char i it and she will be very eepy
Alarm is gone, fire is contained but it was on the 6th floor and I'm on the 5th. Debating if i just go back lol
Missing out
Calliopean name: Robin de Banks
Ok I'm all good meds consumed now its breakfast time
what's for breakie?
"Me" says the bit devil on my shoulder
real talk any breakfast bagel sandwich is the shit. objectively superior to other forms of breakfast
Does it take more than 15 seconds to prepare
depends on what you're making. maybe fry an egg, get a slice of cheese and toast a bagel
Leo eats cereal and milk like a child confirmed
its like 5 minutes
Bowl of cereal with milk remains undefeated
honestly milk and cereal is a great low-effort breakfast
my body can't handle sweets for breakfast
mama needs her meat + rice first thing in the morning
The bit devil whispers in my ear
superior to shoving a poptart in your mouth as you walk to school like we did back in the day
Disregarding it though I've been eating cereal for breakfast all my life because there is no way I am going to heat up ANYTHING as I wake up in the morning
I already have to convince myself to do any cooking for lunch or dinner I am never doing it for breakfast, ever
My brain instantly thought og the sailor moon run but instead of toast it's poptart
I'm big on a breakfast burrito. When my dad and I worked on sites it was our staple breakfast my mom made for us.
Breakfast burritos are so good
Have not had many breakfast burritos but the ones we have had were great
UGH, I got to share the one my mom always made
Who pinged me
Scrambled eggs with extra egg whites
Some sliced sizzled ham or bacon bits if we had them
Add a dash of smoked paprika on the eggs while cooking
Get some cilantro
Peak
Leo is the rabbit pictured
WOW
@lyric ivy
Damn I've been a cat, a horse, and now a rabbit?
I'VE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME
But are you evil
Yeah but you're not evil
you know what the next step is
None of you would stand a chance
My power level would be absolute
In fact you should all be thanking me for holding back my true potential
just oatmeal today. i ate all my bagels 😩
cinnamon and french vanilla mixed in
Insert a common action frog does quite frequently
me when i get you
Are you the frog in this scenario
no
some cereal and milk goes hard
i've entered my mom era because i fuck with some special k
No, this
this?
WAHT
@lyric ivy
@lyric ivy
damn eleonor got the therian hrt
bountiful harvest
deceptively
look at him
Chat why must you torture me this way I'm drunk
Who gave this feline liquor
After 10 hours I'm finally going to eat yippie
does that count sleeping or no
IT WASNT LIQUOR
I'm sorry I shouldnt be on here drunk it makes me weird
Don't worry, Cathy
Just remember to drink some water and take it easy
its okay i was here with a borderline mental crisis yesterday and this morning
this is a good place
do itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo itdo it
You should pirate it though netflix shouldn't have your money
netflix is like, the worst
whenever i see something cool and then i see "netflix exclusive" i'm like ok nvm
i love blockading media for commercial purposes
I use stremio at this point
If we start talking about the good place the entire thread is actually gonna be redacted
i guess its always been like this but at least before you just purchased the fucking product
In Golden ||[REDACTED]||
I'm currently manning a station so I have a moment to breathe finally
coincidentally, I thinking about the good place last night and ||sobbed so goddam hard over everything||
No one comes to this one so
in golden ||[GENITALS OBLITERATED]||
REAL
Yes :3
Why do you remove the flush, coward
its just a funny gif
Horseposting
Meow posted
her face kills me
mothafucker you're blind FOREVER
good lord
Post 6 billion gifs
kill 6 billion primochamps
are we devolving from Good place disscusion and into nonsense posting?
Oh please post primochamp I love this cursed fucking emoji
In Golden .Gif

fucking duckbill
its my greatest creation
peam
peam....
peam-oh
Chat did you know
holy shit, its me
People are cool I love people
Also me!
I love you too 
I live in a beautiful world and I am thankful for it every day
now kiss
WHAT
We all love you
I am being shipped again
i never stopped shipping you and leo
What. Me being shipped
how could I not??!?
Gonna put you in a crate
There's too much distance even if it were that way
also, lancer moment, i wanna show how my player team is looking. pixel has done a great job redoing their mech sprites. only one left and the CRT is done :>
like, a country or 2
I have a sub-folder in my meme folder called "healing" filled with nonsense like this
you live in europe you'll all right there
How did this happen and why
and this
the CRT????
crisis response team
idk you two flirt a lot
i do???
naana i have bad news... there's another ||CRT team|| in wallflower
oooooo spoilers there's an acronym
-# don't ask me... I have no idea what flirting looks like
lets kill her lets kill her lets beat her to death with hammers

Why kill :c
aw now I wanna start a shipping chart
oh dear god no what have you done
Lmao jsjsuj
You have alerted the homestuck
is it a normal one or do I have to break out a deck of cards for... reasons....
Juli. It's Ada. You know we're about to play 52 pickup.
:3
i love y'all but whenever i see this advanced shipping bullshit i want to grab you by the shoulders and yell "BE NORMAL"
no he's fine
Ada if you put me anywhere on black I am murdering you
smash
And not in a sexy way
see a doctor
heh, "card"iography
Your heart is too big for one person?
we need to rip it out and divide it
will steal that name next time I get a chance to be a player (I will pilot a hydra because I will miss being behind the gm screen)
i go for whacky mech names
Can't believe we're tearing Juli's heart apart like they're Lorkhan.
lmao the hydra- finally you can play MORE lancer
and the gorgon- you just have as many activations as the GM
don't cry for me, my dear
my heart will go on
"oh boy I can't wait to be a player finally"
prints an entire second encounter in an Orochi
i was almost going to play a hydra... glad i didn't
my sunzi turns take long enough but part of it is because i was trying to find ways to NOT take hostile actions
hence why i just changed my fucking build entirely because it got annoying
fair dos fair dos
man this sunday i become a Lancer GM and im scared of fucking it up 
i trust you
you're a good GM
my game has been going mostly fine and you're like, infinitely better than me
You are awesome naana
Fuck
Have you seen ALL THE PREP
That's been happening
Also props to @prime terrace because is a god a kitbashing
guh?
have you??? you shouldn't, but i have
Get appreciated, idiot <3
i think he means that any time we are in vc i am working on wallflower stuff
:[
shut up i want to bully the jerb
Oh hey pixel just in time
:3
lemme add you to ||the chart||
The chart?
:3
The chart :3
oh god... am I on...
the chart??!?
The chart
W-what is the chart??
:3
:3
That doesn't help-
how about you chart some bitches
The chart!?!
The Chart
Yooooooo
W-WHMUH
wait i am in the chart oh shit oh god
I'm on the chart!
I don't even know what it's for but the chart
HOLD THE FUCK UP
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
What the heck that represents?!
Ok we're good
Oh honestuck things... Heck-
nothing. yet.
Homestuck*
NEVER
WE ARE BEING ISEKAID INTO A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE!?
...Oh.
GRAY NO RUN AWAY
WHY ARE THERE 2 ADAS
Plural
Hi? 
i hate it here
pink-ada and the dangerous green-ada...
A-
Extra chaos
WHY AM I THERE?!
deserved
LIKE WHAT IS IT FOR
shipping chart
what- what is this a chart of
oh
I needed to read down more
What does that mean
Chaos, pixel
run
Chaos
I mean considering vex has the lancerstuck shitposts as well, textually it tracks for the greater calliope polycule
vex has definitely said worse here but i have standards
I wrote the first lancerstuck fic and then vex wrote a ton of really good ones on tumblr. I don't think anybody else has done any. yet.
I dunno how to read the chart tbh
Damn
no one but Ada does
it's not a chart yet
Ahhhh
I haven't started makign the connections
Gotcha
or organizing
i have had it explained in detail by ada and i still don't get it
I will give you a rundown that will make Ada go "This Is Not Accurate"
still collecting people
its some extreme tumblr brain bullshit
Drier?
thats what it feels like
I misspelled 'cause dingus
Is the Chart going to be... you know what I'm just asking a question everyone else already has
one must imagine kittyphus happy
Can I be on the chart? No reason I just like being included
Kittyphus is always happy
not me
Hearts is two people going "I love you get in my bed"
Diamonds is two people going "You are the single person I can confide everything in"
Clubs is one person between two other people that goes "eyo you two calm the fuck down"
Spades is two people going "I want to kill you with hammers get in my bed"
pov me chilling in the backline before the dreaded cataphract arrives
Hmm... of those I fit hearts or diamonds I think.
absolutely, I'm mostly grabbing people as I see them.
nailed it
fuck what's the name of the guy going in the everglades and just yoinking and booping all the poisonous and dangerous wildlife
Ada is doing that but for the shipping
idk his name but i know exactly who you mean
still trying to find the 20 footer lesbian
"Oh here's a squared. Yooooink."
Enkidu
wuh
-# ada selfcest 😳
hey wait why am I here now- /j
In the chat, on the chart.
Gotcha
i think i'm the only one who knows yazzy well enough to adequately ship it WHICH I WILL NOT
I mean, it's ada's shipping chart, it doesn't need to be accurate to reality
ada IS delusional
(lock in a thread off the screen pointing to my own polycule loll)
Yes. She uses tumblr, we know this.
"how about you ship me with MY FUCKING WIFE"
No I do not have a Tumblr account don't look for it
i used to but it was for genuinely normal things
I mean... I'm also in a polycule but I don't mind being shipped outside of it for funsies, and neither do my partners.
Not the first time I've been accused of such
nor the first time I let it pass without argument
i don't trust ada i think she wants to beat my head in with a hammer (in a sexy way)
Hm.
The chart
It's too late...
limmy mention
too late
You maniac
OH THE HUMANITY
fake fan, get their ass
I will be genuinelly shocked if Ada figures me out
But it is borderline impossible that she does
Imagine if she got it first try
I would be genuinelly shocked
hold up this is implying something
If I say any more I'm giving the game away
What? is she gonna acidentally reveal you've been a homestuck troll this entire time?
like the obvious real chart would have nothing for ships because we're all just friends in a chat room
so if that's not it
If this is a shipping chart I don’t think I’d be anyone’s type here- no self shade I just don’t think I fall into the tastes of the folks here
then leo either is dating or has a crush on someone here
it's me
IS THIS A FUCKING ROMANCE WHEEL THING?
with four types of romance, yes
oh my god
i better not be connected to anybody
What the fuck are the 4 types?
I SURE AS SHIT HOPE NOT
Hearts is two people going "I love you get in my bed"
Diamonds is two people going "You are the single person I can confide everything in"
Clubs is one person between two other people that goes "eyo you two calm the fuck down"
Spades is two people going "I want to kill you with hammers get in my bed"
see: #1059603134504255528 message
you can't fool me i know you hate men
im putting everything into this gamble jen
Worth posting again
((okay real talk if the chart actually freaks you out to be on jsut say and I'll drop you, this is a dumb thing I'm doing because it's funny and not at all serious.))
...wat
huh
nice
YOURE GOIN IN THE CHART, BOT
who the hell is this bot...
i see people still haven't learned the lesson of not typing like that
considering it has happened multiple times
[[lesson]]
hate your ass
No you don't
fvaljsvhbasdkljhb
OH GOD
why are there MTG bots here and who brought them to Calliope...
OUTA HERE YOU MAGIC THE GATHERINNGG ASS
NO
DO YOU NOW
The real trick is Léo is Narcissus, and can only love himself
just put the chart in the damn bag
This is like ppl in-universe shipping Bartender MF with ppl soon 
No this is Bartender's shipping chart
Bar named Tender
Bart when Bartender enters the room:
Bar that holds you tenderly
there needs to be a 5th role that's just the wildcard/joker~~/grungler~~
Villager/Wolf/Witch
What're we, some kinda werewolf crew? Sitcom studio laughter
My favorite role in werewolf is the cupid
it would be
My bits are like shotgun blasts, sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss.
-# idon'tgetthereferenceamIstupid?
I just put two people together and then make a shit eating grin until i die
Nah, I just saw Leo's thing, thought of the social deception game werewolf and brain blasted a sitcom style line outta it.
I operate almost entirely off of madlibs rules.
I think that's how you spell that
I thought it was funny
The game where you see an incomplete sentence and fill in words
it was i just never get the chance to post this
don't worry, Sylveon's lauging her ass off just off screen
I've been playing blood on the clocktower recently, it's a really well refined version of werewolf/mafia/etc
fuck your zodiac sign what evielution are you
Everybody gets a role with something going on, dead players aren't totally out of the game, and the roles are really interesting
Gee... I wonder what people think I am...
i'm definitely leafeon
My goal with all my bits is to get a single sensible chuckle, anything beyond that is extra
i actually don't know juli
I'm Umbreon because I am dark and brooding but I need friendship to thrive 
Um... so I don't actually know pokemon
mods, force this gal to watch the first 3 seasons of pokemon the animated series
If we opened it up to all of them I'd be the archer owl fella
Really, I'm not a bat for the goth asthetic, I more like the idea of being a giant flying fox thing
Honestly with regard to The Chart I’m just always curious about how I’m perceived. I don’t care per se, it’s not something I take too personally, I’m just curious
Chat this is dire
flying foxes are real goober tier animals
Drunk cat is now drunk and high cat
wagoogus..
What the hell is going on with the chart what did I miss
Ada's making a homestuck shipping chart of all of us
Checks out
write that down write that down!
I mean
Don't trust me right now Ive had weed
-# only time will tell if it's hearts or clubs...
Ealier today someone went "why are you two flirting"
I swear azure was tripping
"someone" SAY MY NAME
My name
-# Jennifer?
it was here #lancer-general message
Real ones know to reply, "The real question is why aren't you?" and watch their brain melt.
I think it was because I said she cooks better than me
no actually. her name is Jenga
I was gonna say Jenga
good, cuz you'd be correct
are you /jen
🎶 Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?🎶
-# Little do you know, but my real name was actually Julius Caesar this whole time
So YOU'RE to blame for september not being month number 7
Also if you ever get me in a VC be aware I may just randomly start singing because you said something that sounded similar enough to a song lyric I know.
Huh, my aunt used to do that
I am... Just really curious what the fuck the chart would look like
not the hard R
White girls going "Jennifa"
I'm sorry
Banishing myself to the bad person corner
Out the airlock with you
I dunno! I love Glaceon and her fuckass bangs and Umbreon has that gothy vibe and Espeon really calls to me with those eyes and just overall... Sylveon is a little too on the nose and also tiny. So I'm gonna say ||Hey guys, did you know that in terms of [USER WAS ANNIHILATED FOR THIS POST]||
🎶 Jenny don't change your number, I need to make you mine! Jenny don't change your number! 8675309! 8675309! 🎶
my entire player group is like this and so am I
Sylveon's actually one of big ones of the group
Yay!
WOAH HEY WHO DID THAT
I vibe with Leafeon
Lol
I meant like, in body shape.
i vibe with leafeon because before i got omega depressed i used to consider myself a druid
and plant cat is cool
hell yeah
Idk... Sylveon's just one of my favorite pokemon of all time...
i wonder why
Jolteon was a favorite of mine because Lightning
I vibe with plant types in general
Alright, while Ada's busy with her chart here's some homework for the rest of us
https://cajunavenger.github.io/
Find your favorite Pokemon of each generation, each type, and of all time.
get cooking
Umbreon, Glaceon or Sylveon which i actually have as charms on my backbag lol
i have a lil leafeon plush that sleeps next to me
Only type I fuck with more is steel type (Bisharp my beloved <3)
I never played pokemonn
give me a bit but i will disappoint
i do not know beyond like gen 3
I like Umbreon. No reason I just think they a cute pupper
I know none
i know that one new cat pokemon is cool
I also like Skitty
not the big one with the tits that everyone loves, but the leafy gremlin cat
I already know my favorite: It's Tropius
Though this might be out of date I made it a while ago and I think there's been a whole generation or two since then
My fav pokemon is Larvesta + Volcarona tho no contest
Larvesta is one of the cutest things ever and I want one
Dragonair has been my favorite since 1998
man that's way too much work I'm not filling all that
ffffuucckkk there's so many pokemon
lil paublo
i cannot do this chart i'm halfway through the first row and there's already too much shit
mental overload
I clicked on one square and I went "Man. Fuck this."
I really threw a flashbang into IGF and thought people could handle it, huh...
I am exceedingly lazy
I'm just eeby deeby at work
i had analysis paralysis
i have a clear type. leafeon, floragato, and decidueye
not doing the rest of it, idgaf
I'm not a plant
Fairy trainer (+ some water) for life
This is true
My brain is cooked. Paralysis rhymes with glycolysis which reminded me of a song in high school biology with the chorus 🎶 "Glycolysis, come on sugar, come on sugar for the breakdown, for the breakdown" 🎶
My 5g team was always Galvantula, Serperior, Hydregon, Archeops, and the last two were wildcards, I don't remember
It's the last main pokemon game that mattered to me, make of that what you will
jojo reference
Jojo reference?
Ah, I see
MEBAETE
shout out to the time my blackbeard player accidently created crazy diamond when trying to make a trans blackbeard
Hilarious
me too but it looks too much like crazy diamond it sickens me
Crazy diamond's trans? good for them
Is he?
i think so
How did we get to jojo
breakdown
Ok in the manga maybe moreso, that's true
-# Goddamnit... I you made me remember a fuck ass fanfiction where they try to use Crazy diamond to give someone bottom surgery...
That one crazy diamond version of Metamorphosis where josuke saves her and gives her a happy ending
twink birth
where the fuck di dthe slug come form
awesome
If people don't know what metamorphosis is I will not elaborate it's horrible
I wasn't gonna say it
How dare you
i have the part 4 chapter 1 on my bookshelf and it makes me laugh whenever i look at it
-# Josuke was franticly reading an anatomy book while Okusasu and a Transfem OC were hyping him up
🎶 "Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me! Breakdown, take me through the night! Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me! Breakdown, it's alright, it's alright! Baby!" 🎶
Tom Petty's Breakdown.
I'm feeling very musical today
your mom
NO
Stacy's mom
Has got it goin on
I'm not doing the lyrics.
more like Cathy's mom
That hit me like a wrecking ball
WHAT
I NEVER WENT SO HARD IN L- nevermind
You can ship me all you want do not touch my mother
oi
Meow
IM SORRY
mrrp?
MAOW
🎶 Call your mother! It's been three long weeks now! Call your mother! A text is not enough! Call your mother! Gotta get on the phone! Call your mother! And give your mother a call! 🎶
"you take 2 damage"
"NOOOOO DON'T KILL ME-"
Afraid I do not know that one sorry
Trying to be a (good) influence(r)
Me Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSw?si=JA77npD1QTWbSaUr89c0sQ&dl_branch=1
Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom-cardy/1528272037
Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/artificial-intelligence
You know what's beautiful as FUCK?
You
This wide- woah hey
I meant to say that the wide world we live in is beautiful and I love it all
But this is funnier
I may have a meme for this
YES I am saying this because I'm high NO I don't care
Me
now my second favorite Tom Cardy
sorry... it can't quite dethrone this https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk
we've got a beautiful mind
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Correct
I'm always correct
Except when I say something opposite, then you're wrong
I could not find it, have this instead
No you're wrong
Rightfully is how
Watching now
You little
I'm taller than you
How do you know rhat
#lancer-general message
I have this crazy ability, it's called reading
You might have heard of it
nope
Clearly you're collecting blackmail material
Yeah it goes crazy with reading
what do you expect, leo plays chomolungma and asks GM for the target's back accounts, socials and ID papers with the free scans
Teehee
just kiss already
GODDAMN IT
Another tom cardy one I like
https://youtube.com/shorts/zmvgDMe5Wxo?si=tCwh70ORehix8Rdi
There is something inherently perverted about sanitiser on wet hands
i can't wait to grab orator and well at my GM to give me the scans
he's too far anyway so even if i wanted to
NOT UNTIL THE CHART DECREES IT
which you do
It's not possible
Do you know how much time it takes to drive to france
I don't even know where he is he may be in Normandy for all o know
beachhouse?
small city i'm sure you can find him
I hated Paris shit city
There's like a tower and that's it
I've been on the tower it's not even that cool
I've never been on the tower
y'all are so lucky I had to go back to work and leave the chart behind
What if we went together on the tower so I can complain to you about how much I do t like the tower
I was honestly curious to see it
I NEED THE CHART ADA
we'll see if my adhd lets me pick iit back up when I go home
dawg....
you're making it too easy
I need to see who I'm being shipped with this is ESSENTIAL
Cool and then I can tell you how at least it's not the one in Pisa
I'm curious how I am perceived by the gay people who live in my phone
i think the whole room can see
Yeah same actually
I've also been to Pisa it's underwhelming
you're a sentient map
As a sick awesome person and funny and good maps
But also curious how the little gay people who live inside my phone perceive me in matters relating to the chart™
map
Valid
Everyone else in the room can see it. Everyone else but yooooouuu
i apologize to whoever i get paired with
It's Juli you're getting paired with Juli I'm calling it now
I apologize to wheover I get paired with as it'll forever be unatainable to you
Eleonor is also a nonzero chance but she's married so it feels weird to say stuff like that
This is Ada we're talking about this shit ain't gonna be simple pairs
mf about to ship you with the ceiling fan
Why do you say that
juli's too pure
Exactly the perfect dynamic then
Purity can be corrupted in the eyes of the sinner
The pure and the corrupter
It amuses me
Y'all are too down on yourselves, except for Narcissus over there, he needs to be bullied more.
you say that like shipping people isn't inherently weird to say too
To a degree yes but it's different
Let's not get ourselves mixed up shall we
Yeah I don't mind I'm just curious
I am the awesomest
Wrong
That's not my name
No I am
Correct, has dd288 in name
there we go, Finally done remaking my fuck ass chart
i have ruined the lives of 3/4 partners so you got half of it right
the fact that it took you this long is why i'm happy i didn't do it
All the ones saying they apologize to those they're being shipped with will be taken out for a shopping trip in order to enrich themselves in heart and soul and we'll get ice cream afterwards
Oh cool I also get ice cream
I meant it as a freaky thing but now I'm sorry to hear that
Thank you Gug you are quite generous
Me on the other hand, everyone wishes they could be with me
Yes but we're taking you to a mirror store so you end up trapped staring at your own reflection
I am a divine being
writes this down. For shipping reasons
I am a wretched being, but not in a self deprecating way
At this moment, spiritually, I am the giant palico lady from Monster Hunter Iceborn that cooks you meals.
Please, I have higher standards than this
i know, you were just more right than you realized lmao
:(
Fine, we'll get a Léonard plush for you to cuddle with
Guess who's really high right now
Leo
Yeah sure whatever
High on his own hype
Hi mighty I'm cat
No I'm Al
lancer in 4:30 hrs and i haven't got a clue what im doing today
Vent crabs, Striga, treasure map
i can help :c
idk what i'd do but i can help
Eat striga but in a different way
Oh my
Time for another musical number!
🎶 Cuz she's so highhhhhhh high above me, she's so lovely! She's so highhhhhh, high above me, a Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite! 🎶
sometimes i feel like i'm having a stroke in here




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