#In Golden Flame

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limber fossil
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low hull_?_

west phoenix
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Making the GM quit

limber fossil
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no heavy mount_?_

balmy obsidian
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The downside is that it's not the Chomolungma

limber fossil
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more like

lyric ivy
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downside is low base repair cap yes

limber fossil
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homoligma

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lmao goteem

lyric ivy
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and okay heat cap for something that likes scylla

balmy obsidian
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Listen if it gives me Balance control lockout I'll kiss the men

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All of them

lyric ivy
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yeah but what about the women

balmy obsidian
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That would not be homo

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Can't do

west phoenix
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I can't live without a 7 heat cap man

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This shit sucks

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I don't want there to be consequences for my poor decisions

limber fossil
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léo is, allegedly, a cis man

lyric ivy
limber fossil
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our top scientists are still looking into the matter

balmy obsidian
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yet

limber fossil
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wifi... don't do this to me

west phoenix
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yet

balmy obsidian
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I want neither boobs nor big hips so it's already not a promising start

west phoenix
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We love slim girls in these parts

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And fat bitches

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We do not discriminate

balmy obsidian
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I can be either of those without being a girl

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Behold my power

lyric ivy
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what about medium bitches are those allowed

balmy obsidian
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In theory anyway

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I got the fat bitch part down for now the slim girl is still in progress

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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But unfortunately dinosaurs and potatoes boiled in oil taste good

lyric ivy
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oh that's your transition

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fat bitch to slim girl

balmy obsidian
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No I shall remain a guy

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Just, slim girl

tame tide
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I love discord

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Doing that thing

lyric ivy
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what is that thing

balmy obsidian
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Messages not showing as read?

tame tide
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Where it's like "12+" messages, and it scrolls through

west phoenix
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HAHA YEAH

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When there's like 100

tame tide
lyric ivy
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LMAO

tame tide
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NGL it took me the 3rd read to see it said slim and not slime

lyric ivy
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woah woah woah

balmy obsidian
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Am I being turned into a slime girl now is that the latest craze

noble ivy
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Half-life narrator voice: Slimed

lyric ivy
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no just a normal girl

balmy obsidian
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not a slim girl anymore?

lyric ivy
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i'll settle for normal

noble ivy
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-# can't a girl just be slimy?

balmy obsidian
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Woah hey

lyric ivy
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no we stan clean girls here

balmy obsidian
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Too bad for me

tame tide
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Real

lyric ivy
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picture of me

tame tide
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Woah

lyric ivy
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yeah smallest face reveal i look like that irl

balmy obsidian
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Another therian trans girl has hit the igf chat

lyric ivy
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I"M NOT A FURRY

west phoenix
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The convergence

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You can be therian and not a furry

balmy obsidian
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"I am not a furry" vs "this cat is me"

west phoenix
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Welcome cat sister

lyric ivy
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YEAH WELL I'M NOT THAT EITHER

west phoenix
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So you're lying on the internet?

lyric ivy
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what are you, the cops

tame tide
west phoenix
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No I'm a cat not a pig

tame tide
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"yeah that cats me"

noble ivy
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-# watch, she's gonna post that cat chase meme

west phoenix
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HAHA

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Thanks juli

balmy obsidian
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Aaaaany second now

noble ivy
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-# there we go

balmy obsidian
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See? Furry!

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No wait, that's therian

west phoenix
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I wasn't but the joke set itself up

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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Hold on

lyric ivy
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yesterday i was shipped

balmy obsidian
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I'll fetch the meme i sent you twenty years ago

lyric ivy
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today i am being accused of being a furry

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what is next

west phoenix
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Welcome to calliope

tame tide
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Anyway, goodbye... My PASTA IS READY. Therefore my cooking pass time of socialising with random internet strangers has ceased

tame tide
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It shall soon be replaced with socialising with random internet strangers whilst I sit idly in front of my computer

lyric ivy
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HWY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS

balmy obsidian
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the joke is that this is an operation called a Fourier Transform

lyric ivy
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IM NOT A FURRY

balmy obsidian
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Neither am I

west phoenix
tame tide
lyric ivy
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IT WAS A BIT

balmy obsidian
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Bits are sticky

lyric ivy
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about how my name can be shortened to cat

balmy obsidian
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Yeah well my name can be shortened to wolf, what of it

lyric ivy
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wolfgang

balmy obsidian
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Shredding my piano rn

noble ivy
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Leo's full name is Wolfson confirmed

lyric ivy
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it's actually wolfgang amadeus mozart, he's back from the dead

tame tide
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Lewolfo

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nard

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
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That, or Leo has actually been BLeowulf this entire time

balmy obsidian
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I did say Léonard wasn't my actual name

shell bison
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Hello Calliope, we do some coloring

noble ivy
lyric ivy
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Leowulf

balmy obsidian
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it doesn' even contain Léo!

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nor nard

lyric ivy
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beoward

noble ivy
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-# who up nardin they leo

west phoenix
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Nardwuar is that you

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Big fan

zinc topaz
west phoenix
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A deal with the devil (its ok she's hot)

zinc topaz
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i know we keep somehow going back to talking about estrogen but lmfao

west phoenix
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You literally went back to it

zinc topaz
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i've been researching microdosing

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yeah i know that's what im saying

west phoenix
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You searched back and brought the topic up again

zinc topaz
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:3

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bats eyes innocently

balmy obsidian
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What about bats

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Is Naana here

lyric ivy
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bats eyes with evil intent

west phoenix
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Quill isn't here

noble ivy
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but I am here~

balmy obsidian
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Wait right Quill is the bat

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Oh Juli too right

balmy obsidian
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My object permanence is 20/20

noble ivy
west phoenix
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Y'all i got the best compliment I've had in a long time yesterday i am glowing

minor orchid
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Is it bat appreciation time?

west phoenix
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Someone called me a "futchubus"

balmy obsidian
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Holy shit she's irradiated

minor orchid
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@hybrid salmon come here you batty

balmy obsidian
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Futchubus??

minor orchid
lyric ivy
hybrid salmon
west phoenix
hybrid salmon
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Am pinged

minor orchid
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SUCC

west phoenix
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You wouldn't get it, cis

balmy obsidian
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No yes I understand

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I'm just surprised people say these words

hybrid salmon
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What is calliope up to now?

west phoenix
lyric ivy
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we're apparently accusing me of being a furry

balmy obsidian
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It is nice! It's just

lyric ivy
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which is not true i am not a furry

clever cloud
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im deliriously walking through target with the biggest migraine ive had in months

noble ivy
tame tide
balmy obsidian
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I would never expect someone to mix futch and succubus, you know?

hybrid salmon
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Furry is a state of mind
You aren’t, but you could be

lyric ivy
clever cloud
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furry is an infohazard

west phoenix
minor orchid
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Furry is

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That is

clever cloud
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if someone accuses you, it's too late

lyric ivy
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am i really doomed

balmy obsidian
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Is it?

lyric ivy
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its over for me

hybrid salmon
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Totally Real Statistics say furries get 69% more enjoyment out of life and have 16% more income

balmy obsidian
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I get accused of being a furry all the time and yet I'm still here

west phoenix
west phoenix
noble ivy
minor orchid
west phoenix
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I swear like 10% of them I've met are respectful and real while the others are just the worst

minor orchid
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The IT infrastructure falls

hybrid salmon
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(Eh there are bad people but most are decent and the good communities self-moderate well)

west phoenix
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You'd just be amazed what it looks like outside those good communities

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Or who can find their way into those good communities

west phoenix
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Me and who

hybrid salmon
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I don’t go to the giant furry servers anyways

minor orchid
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The one who sent the gif /jk

hybrid salmon
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And I know of some of the drama

west phoenix
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I don't know the drama because I don't want to put up with that bullshit. Some people just want to constantly create more problems when I'm like man, shut the fuck up lol

hybrid salmon
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As far as hidden awful people go? Think that’s every online niche subculture??

west phoenix
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It is but in my experience its the majority

hybrid salmon
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Idk

west phoenix
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Either that or I'm really unlucky

hybrid salmon
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I don’t actually have evidence for anything I’m saying

hybrid salmon
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Some personal experience

minor orchid
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All I want is to make blorbos

hybrid salmon
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But that only takes you so far

minor orchid
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YEEEEE

west phoenix
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Yeah idk i may just be kind of judgemental but if you make other peoples lives harder or worse i just kind of hate you

minor orchid
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-# I mean... That's just being an asshole like-

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We are here to try and make the best out of it

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Not to put blocks and be the worst selves

noble ivy
west phoenix
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I am judgemental tho i gotta work on that lmao

minor orchid
hybrid salmon
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I have my own Known Personality Flaws too, and they have friction

minor orchid
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But that's why we are here to!

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Despite flaws and all

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We strive to make the best... And well...

minor orchid
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Perfect beings? Don't exist

minor orchid
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AND PARTICULARLY FOR

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||WILLIAM WILLIAM||

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I swear Naana has a grip on my balls just like I have a grip with Hope-

west phoenix
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HEEEYYYYOOOO

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If she ever fucks with you just throw hope into the void

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So she can sleep forever

noble ivy
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||Stop gripping Hope's balls|| you pervert

hybrid salmon
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The lancer universes are fighting sweetie

minor orchid
balmy obsidian
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steals your balls dot mp4

west phoenix
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There was a funny discussion the other day (general wf and igf spoilers) ||about how many times NHPs have managed to form death cults centered around religion||

west phoenix
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So they may not be as separated as you may think

minor orchid
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Can't read

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Fucking wf

hybrid salmon
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||what did we think would happen when we brought the funny peeps from the Next World Over to our place and let them be distinctly like people’s forbidden fantasies|| (warning for mildly cursed)

willow needle
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good grief! she is naked! ||(recently moulted)||

minor orchid
minor orchid
minor orchid
willow needle
minor orchid
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... Probably

willow needle
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..anyways

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i had a revelation

tame tide
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Playing subway surfers

minor orchid
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Watching Ipswitch's stream

noble ivy
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Reverie's an Ipad baby... 😭

willow needle
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Ipearpad

minor orchid
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Missed chance to put SSC logo hehe

clever cloud
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me walking through target

minor orchid
west phoenix
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You need to go home

clever cloud
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i am home

west phoenix
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You're posting family guy gifs

minor orchid
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Home is where the family is

west phoenix
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I'm assuming the worst

willow needle
clever cloud
minor orchid
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Diva walk

west phoenix
willow needle
minor orchid
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I WANT TO READ

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AND I CAN'T

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I am cursed with joy of not knowing

willow needle
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i would be able to answer that question if i knew exactly what ||feather|| is, i doubt its a ||eidolon|| tho

noble ivy
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-# the true answer is || they kiss and bond over their shared trauma||

minor orchid
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God damn it

west phoenix
minor orchid
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Depends(?)

willow needle
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||feather vs wonder ends with both having yuri, i have no doubts about that||

west phoenix
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Oh absolutely

minor orchid
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FUCKING REDACTED

west phoenix
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Those are the same power level too from my limited igf understanding

minor orchid
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I'll fuck your spoilers

willow needle
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the other 3 i think ||feather|| wins

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||O/K|| is a hard one tho

west phoenix
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I guess we'll have to find out by playing igf ugh

willow needle
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OMFG

west phoenix
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What a curse

willow needle
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wait

minor orchid
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... Man-

west phoenix
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I do imagine all the time

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I wish i was rn

noble ivy
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Me when we're power scaling the ||cascading nhps|| again

minor orchid
willow needle
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||feather vs O/K||

||O/K: ...||
||feather: ... you have daughter issues?||
||O/K: yeah...||
||feather: i can help, i have mommy issues||
||O/K: yippie lets destroy everything together||

west phoenix
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||finally the daughter i wanted!||

willow needle
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daughers*

west phoenix
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Draugrs*

minor orchid
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D-daughters?!

lyric ivy
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Doughers

west phoenix
noble ivy
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doughnuts

willow needle
west phoenix
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Yep I'm doing that as well

lyric ivy
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I thought this was IGF chat not wallflower chat

west phoenix
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Bruh naana is terrified to go there

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She never speaks in there

willow needle
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after this chat has become a dating chat many times i think yall can forgive a bit of wallflower XD

lyric ivy
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Why we don't bite

west phoenix
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Some do

lyric ivy
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Do they???

lyric ivy
west phoenix
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I think it's more that this place is just cooler Draculul

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Do i need to find the meme again

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"me in the igf chat vs the wallflower chat"

lyric ivy
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The guy in pyjamas Vs the guy in suit

willow needle
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
tame tide
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Nah, IGF is not a dating sim to me, I use it for fishing for compliments by spending too much time making maps to make other people to use so they can complime... Mmmm yeah maybe it is a dating sim

balmy obsidian
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I am not playing dumb I require data

lyric ivy
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The only reason I'd bite is if someone explicitly aske- I'll stop here actually

west phoenix
willow needle
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
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And it pisses you off when you see it

tame tide
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"HELLO RANDOM INTERNET GAY PEOPLE.... UMM, I UUUUH... WOULD, ANYONE... YOU LIKE... PLEASE GO UMM... Moo... MoooVIE!??!!"
collapses to floor

west phoenix
tame tide
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Yeah I give up on this dating biz

balmy obsidian
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Yesterday while I was putting the first chapter 3 combat on my foundry I was wondering if I should dm you to tell you your maps are cool

west phoenix
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I'm stuck using dungeondraft maps made for square grids waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

willow needle
balmy obsidian
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Cause in adition to everything else it's very easy to see what is a cover or not

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Which I think is very neat

lyric ivy
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Oh yeah Al my players told me to tell you the maps are cool

west phoenix
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Except for roadblock

tame tide
west phoenix
tame tide
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Roadblock is my fav, skll issue

west phoenix
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HAHA

balmy obsidian
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Both

lyric ivy
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Roadblock was fun

tame tide
willow needle
balmy obsidian
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I put the gridless version as a backgroudn then paint the objects over with terrain height tool just in case something blows up

lyric ivy
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I hit four breacher shots on the same target because he decided to move and it structured him

west phoenix
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Omg ROADBLOCK IGF

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THIS AIN'T ABOUT YOU

tame tide
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Also I got somewhat demoralised after I made a map for one of the WIP combats of act 2 and then Vex in her total right of her WIP project, changed the WIP content to make the map invalid

balmy obsidian
west phoenix
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How dare her better her product at your expense

willow needle
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yeah thats a bit the risk of it

west phoenix
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Wtf

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Unrelated i wanted peanut butter but my peanut butter has gone bad waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

minor orchid
tame tide
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Yeah it's cool

tame tide
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But invalid

balmy obsidian
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chunky or smooth peanut butter

west phoenix
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Always smooth

west phoenix
lyric ivy
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Chunky or smooth pepsi

tame tide
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chunky pepsi

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????

minor orchid
# tame tide But invalid

Invalid my balls because we all do what we want with our campaigns for the sake of our players

balmy obsidian
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I've tried exactly two kinds of peanut butter and I liked the second one better so I'm not taking anything else

minor orchid
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HOPE EXISTS BECAUSE I HAVE A FUGGIN' ACE WOMAN AND A FUCKING FROG WHO LOVES LORE

lyric ivy
tame tide
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😩

minor orchid
west phoenix
willow needle
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peanut butter is horrible
<-- allergic to peanut and would die if eating it

lyric ivy
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You know how Club Orange has those orange bits in it? You can get pepsi like that

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Wait they have club orange in the UK right

balmy obsidian
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sister, chunky pepsi is just pepsi frozen into ice cubes

tame tide
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I've not heard of it

lyric ivy
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Huh maybe it's an Irish thing

minor orchid
tame tide
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<- Combination of everyone in the UK's knowledge

west phoenix
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Smallest wtf are you on about

minor orchid
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||On how to justify it||

lyric ivy
lyric ivy
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What's unclear here

balmy obsidian
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She really can't be any clearer

tame tide
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I meann it's quite clear

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Unlike the pepsi

balmy obsidian
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Unless it's clear pepsi

minor orchid
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Pepsi dark

tame tide
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Pepsi chunk

lyric ivy
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Yeah

west phoenix
minor orchid
balmy obsidian
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Fresh bepis delivery, beep beep

minor orchid
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But yes, ||if they let NHP sleep they wouldn't cascade /jkjk||

balmy obsidian
minor orchid
lyric ivy
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Anyone in chat tried Pilk

balmy obsidian
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necocheerspilk no

minor orchid
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P-pilk...

west phoenix
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Shut your ass up

balmy obsidian
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I don't drink pepsi, I can't stand carbonated drinks, it makes me want to vomit

tame tide
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Chunky Pilk

west phoenix
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UUUGGGHHHH

balmy obsidian
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but I do like cola flavor

willow needle
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im in the "only drinks water" club

west phoenix
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Im leavinf

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Bye

tame tide
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Bye

balmy obsidian
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Nooo Meow stay I love you :(

lyric ivy
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Meow stay we have Pilk

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Look, don't judge me but

balmy obsidian
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Too late

lyric ivy
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Pilk isn't actually bad

balmy obsidian
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Oh really?

lyric ivy
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I like Pilk but my family hates me for it

balmy obsidian
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I can't imagine carbonated milk would taste too good but if you like it hey, I'm happy for you

lyric ivy
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Yeah but you don't like carbonated drinks so

balmy obsidian
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While true I've been told Carbonated milk tastes essentially just like spoiled milk

willow needle
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carbonated milk..?

zinc topaz
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pepsi nitro

willow needle
zinc topaz
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i'd like

lyric ivy
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Pilk is not carbonated milk

zinc topaz
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is like pilk in a can

lyric ivy
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Pilk is pepsi milk

zinc topaz
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pepsi nitro yummy

willow needle
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carbonated milk sounds like deep fried soup

lyric ivy
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I have also tried the Tumblr Battery Acid Spaghetti but that was kind of underwhelming ngl

tame tide
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what

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You know what

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Congratulations

balmy obsidian
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Smallest I think you might just have +5 CON score

lyric ivy
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I literally do

willow needle
lyric ivy
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I'm a Con build

balmy obsidian
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Kineticist?

lyric ivy
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No elemental powers sadly, only autism

balmy obsidian
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Darn

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But do you play Kineticist

lyric ivy
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I have played kineticist it's fun

balmy obsidian
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Yay

lyric ivy
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Now I'm playing a guardian almost entirely for the Vibes

lyric ivy
willow needle
supple carbon
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Someone has to do it

safe glade
#

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limber fossil
zinc topaz
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👁️ 👁️

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thats not you dont lie

west phoenix
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you're right

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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you look cute

zinc topaz
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I am lowkey regretting dying my hair black

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I miss the blonde under lights already

west phoenix
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yeah i miss being blonde too

zinc topaz
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but if I bleach my hair again, it's going to fall out

west phoenix
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baldmaxing

zinc topaz
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it's already fucking fried

west phoenix
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egg

willow needle
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-# yippie im naturally blond :D

zinc topaz
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egg?

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oh, like bald

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I thought this was another you know

noble ivy
west phoenix
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well yes also that

balmy obsidian
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My hair is I think chestnut but I don't know what hair color is supposed to be

west phoenix
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its what

west phoenix
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nvm bad bit

zinc topaz
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this is me now

balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
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shitty box dye black hair :p

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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this is me ow

tame tide
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The black hair looks good tho

zinc topaz
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i may cut it soon

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long hair is starting to piss me off lol

tame tide
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The Blonde hair tips in ur PfP also look good

west phoenix
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yeah thats so real

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i cut my hair pretty short and i liked it like that

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easier to manage and tomboy maxing

zinc topaz
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might just go for a pixie cut

tame tide
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My hair is growing

zinc topaz
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but i need to find a hairdresser who isn't going to be like

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yeah that's a little feminine for you

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here ****gives me a haircut i didn't ask for ****

west phoenix
clever cloud
zinc topaz
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it happens every time

balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
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Who knows though maybe I just lean into it and go full circle into being a masc lesbian

willow needle
west phoenix
west phoenix
zinc topaz
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and she was like yea ok totally got it

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extremely loud incorrect buzzer

willow needle
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dude yeah

zinc topaz
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photo of me with a chopped mullet

west phoenix
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NOOOO

willow needle
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it can get real stupid, every time i go to my hairdresser i have to fight for them to "JUST dry my hair, and JUST brush it straight so i dont look like i just woke up", but then when im almost done they start to put on heater and weird stuff because quote "i would look so cute with a goldilocks hairstyle"

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bitch im not a child leave me aloneeee

west phoenix
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you would look cute doing YOUR FUCKING JOB

zinc topaz
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i think i just need to walk in next time and be like "hi my name is june i'm not a man please don't make me look more like one"

west phoenix
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uuugh i don't think that'd work either where you live

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unless like, you find a hairdresser who wouldn't just be a bigot regardless

willow needle
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oof

limber fossil
clever cloud
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honestly it took me more than a year with the same stylist to fucking get a proper bob cut. they just kept doing a straight cut

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AND THEY WERE NICE AND ACCEPTING

west phoenix
#

im sorry im a bigot you have my permission to beat my head in with a rock

clever cloud
#

Finally!

west phoenix
#

not you

#

i can be bigoted against you

balmy obsidian
#

So no she?

#

Huh

limber fossil
#

I only use her cuz i think it’s a hot pronoun

#

Like her just gives that cunt energy

#

I don’t think any other pronoun has the energy her has

west phoenix
#

yes bitch you are HER

balmy obsidian
#

b

west phoenix
#

🅱️

lyric ivy
#

I user her because I'm a woman but like go off queen

balmy obsidian
#

I don't use her, using people is wrong oldtownroad

lyric ivy
zinc topaz
#

my pronouns are they/them until i get tired of explaining myself to septuagenarians and just use he/him

lyric ivy
#

(respectfully unlike everyone else here)

limber fossil
#

I’m in a situationship with womanhood

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

pronouns aren't real

#

just not he/him and i'm happy

zinc topaz
#

it's more accurate to say that tucson has blue pockets and arizona is just 99% red

#

and they still dont like it

balmy obsidian
#

Give me any pronoun I'm fucking multiclassing

zinc topaz
#

i have customers who constantly come in and complain about how "woke" tucson is becoming

#

i.e., we have like one shitty gay bar on this side of town

lyric ivy
#

My bad I'll stop sending the woke beam

willow needle
#

i just use she/her bc im a super basic girl lmfao

zinc topaz
#

i.e., sorry a queer person has to check you out at the grocery store i hope you can recover from that

west phoenix
#

sorry i don't have 4 divorces under my belt and children who won't talk to me

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

No

zinc topaz
#

and my dad is upset that I never wanna talk to him yet he accidentally sent me a text that he meant to send to his brother In which he talked about being angry that the "woke mob" "kidnapped and brainwashed his children behind his back"

clever cloud
#

if you don't get your veteran pronouns, you can't get your master pronoun at gender lvl 5

west phoenix
#

woke commander veteran barricade

zinc topaz
#

i'm gonna say this exactly once and you guys are never gonna hear me say this again, but I think if my parents and the town that I lived in didn't treat trans people like such shit I probably would've actually transitioned in like middle school

west phoenix
#

i mean same

#

i started wishing i was a girl since i was 12

#

and then when i found out i could just do that i could not where i lived, its one of the main reasons why i moved

lyric ivy
#

Huh it seems like I am late to the trans party

zinc topaz
#

I think it's very strange, my relationship during that point in my life with gender,

#

because I didn't find myself wanting to become a girl, I've just persistently throughout my life felt that I would've been happier if I was just born a girl in the first place

#

but alas

#

funny robot game

willow needle
lyric ivy
#

Leonard, maybe

balmy obsidian
#

I don't particularly want to be a man but I'm perfectly happy being a guy

west phoenix
#

leo's wish comes true

#

he is indeed a man

noble ivy
#

-# Don't worry Smallest, I think I'm also a bit late to the trans party

lyric ivy
balmy obsidian
#

I've said so to Eleonor before but at some point when I was in, like, middle school, I did think to myself "Man maybe I don't wanna be a guy"

#

But that was because of expectations that came with the being a guy

zinc topaz
#

I just wish I didn't feel like I have to be a guy so often

balmy obsidian
#

You must like football and women and be good at sports or something

zinc topaz
#

I don't like participating in masculinity

balmy obsidian
#

When those started to go away I was more comfortable just being a guy

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

i only started HRT like 3 years ago

lyric ivy
clever cloud
#

oh damn

#

congrats

west phoenix
#

bro just hatched

zinc topaz
#

School was a weird time for that because I was never into sports or any kind of athletic activity, I liked home ec and art and culinary and all my friends were girls and it made it very hard to like, idk, feel like socially i was doing literally anything right

clever cloud
lyric ivy
#

i mean it's been a thing in the back of my mind for years but i never thought too hard about it ngl

zinc topaz
#

maybe it's just an American thing, but I don't know why sports are such a huge fucking part of social interaction when youre school age

lyric ivy
#

i was simply too locked in to be trans

lyric ivy
#

im irish sports was a big deal there too

zinc topaz
#

if you werent on a sports team you were like a dweeb and if you didn't know someone on the sports teams you were like a mega dweeb

#

its like ok guys we're 13

west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

god forbid i like drawing pictures

west phoenix
#

everyone bullied me until they realized i could hit home runs and i'm like y'all fake AF

lyric ivy
#

i was never good at sports but my parents really wanted me to be

west phoenix
#

when i say i'd win a fight i mean it even though i'm out of shape now lmao

lyric ivy
#

actually i was okay at rowing

zinc topaz
#

i was a skinny asthmatic kid until i was 15 and then i became a chubby asthmatic kid until like 5 years ago

west phoenix
#

and now you're hot

zinc topaz
#

i was never good at any kind of athletic anything

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

i get a major runners high, i love cardio

#

but jogging, not sprints

#

as soon as i stop i feel the pain

clever cloud
#

i used to be a fucking addict to mma and martial arts clubs

#

sports? ew
punching and kicking each other? hell yea

#

then college clubs were honestly boring

#

nobody wanted to be there to kick each other, just "exercise" or something

#

and i stopped

#

and now im chubby

zinc topaz
#

MMA is the only televised sport i bother watching

#

i'm gonna be so real when I say I literally do not understand how people can sit and watch a fucking football game for four hours

west phoenix
#

i used to love baseball (obviously) but i kind of fell off

clever cloud
#

football specifically is such an odd spectator sport

west phoenix
#

i was bad at everything else other than batting so maybe i could have gotten scholarship Draculul

zinc topaz
#

football has got to be the most boring shit in the world

zinc topaz
noble ivy
west phoenix
#

i was just gonna say that lmao

zinc topaz
clever cloud
#

rugby is a much cooler execution of the concept

zinc topaz
#

I think it's just something to have on in the background while you drink with your friends

clever cloud
willow needle
west phoenix
west phoenix
#

for all sports

#

just be normal and shut the fuck up

#

i just like the game, man

noble ivy
#

"Tell the missus I'm going fishing" = "I'm gonna get blasted on a boat and complain at whoever's in earshot"

willow needle
#

why do some people treat football like it is part of their soul and get genuinely offended ong

west phoenix
#

if my team loses i'm like "good shit on the other team" and if they win

zinc topaz
#

my old boss was a huge cowboys fan and we had an eagles guy who would come into the store and they would just get into pissing matches every fucking day

west phoenix
#

my ex was genuinely so upset that their hockey team lost and pouted for like, a week

zinc topaz
#

sometimes legitimately yelling at each other

west phoenix
#

it pissed me off so much lmao

zinc topaz
#

like, in public, at your place of work

west phoenix
#

i think it can be funny if you poke fun at a rivarly but you gotta trust the other person isn't an asshole

willow needle
#

i guess it makes sense in the us seeing how normalized gambling in sports got there. they are losing money. but here idk why dude eugh. its just people playing some sports!

zinc topaz
#

also crazy work story TLDR a woman probably in her sixties came in drunk this morning and told me that she wants to cheat on her husband with me

west phoenix
#

i remember a few years ago i talked to this cool dude at the cafe i worked at and he was from out of town to see the mariners astro game (that i also went to) and i was like "man i can't believe we lost to the fucking astros" and it was hilarious

zinc topaz
#

and I was like uhhh I sell you guys both cigarettes and alcohol every morning. I see both of you every day.

west phoenix
#

but he was normal

willow needle
west phoenix
#

therian moment

zinc topaz
#

don't most mammals usually have eight

#

Holy fuck I just googled it and pigs can have up to 18

west phoenix
#

daaaaaamn mama

noble ivy
#

-# I can feel the flushed emoji taunting me like the green goblin mask

balmy obsidian
#

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

zinc topaz
#

the tailless tenrec

#

can have up to

#

drumroll please

west phoenix
#

YOU CHOOSE, FUTUREJULI. YOUR YURI, OR YOUR HONOR

zinc topaz
willow needle
#

it depends honestly, some mammals have 2, others 4, some 6, others 8, and then theres opossums (iirc) that have 36

balmy obsidian
#

I choose...

west phoenix
#

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"

#

i cant type when im fucking laughing this hard

zinc topaz
#

this is a totally off kilter thought but

#

could you imagine if humans had litters

noble ivy
#

nothing in this chat has been on kilter

west phoenix
#

june

#

do not do this

clever cloud
#

june

zinc topaz
#

HFBFHAJAHHAA

west phoenix
#

you do not want to know the answer

zinc topaz
#

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

clever cloud
#

I need you to take a step back

zinc topaz
#

MY STOMACH HURTS

west phoenix
#

you came to the wrong chat to ask that question motherfucker

#

LOOK AT ME

#

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM

zinc topaz
clever cloud
#

You're messing with forces beyond your control. They will consume you.

noble ivy
zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

no juli thats different

zinc topaz
#

but

tight pier
#

NOT AGAIN

balmy obsidian
#

At least here in europe

#

USA uses gallons though

west phoenix
#

wait i forgot fraternal twins exist i'm stupid

zinc topaz
#

i feel like Pandora right now

west phoenix
#

she's right yet again

willow needle
#

by the way, girls, i dont know if i can ask for help with this, but...

what clothing do you imagine this one wearing for ||Icebreaker||? :>
-# i have some ideas already but-

west phoenix
#

sleeveless vest and rolled up dress pants

zinc topaz
#

tuxedo

lyric ivy
#

human litters????

west phoenix
#

STOP

#

WE'RE DONE

lyric ivy
#

i get my name shortens to cat but come on guys

west phoenix
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
#

wait guys i can ask someone who has first hand knowledge

noble ivy
willow needle
lyric ivy
#

who is she getting married to

willow needle
lyric ivy
#

and i have at least one hand

west phoenix
zinc topaz
noble ivy
zinc topaz
#

she was a mama :3

#

sorry she was not fucking posing for a photo she kept turning her head away from the camera

west phoenix
#

you're disturbing her

noble ivy
#

how dare you bother her with your presence

willow needle
#

also thanks everyone for your ideas, ill try to see when i can get to sketch her new token :D

also im drawing reverie dressed up for ||icebreaker|| too!

west phoenix
#

a fluffier coat

zinc topaz
#

see you guys say that, but she waits for me every time I leave either sitting on top of or having buried herself underneath a t shirt of mine

#

i usually leave the shirt i slept in on my bed bc im lazy and probably want to get back into it after i get back home and like every single day she is sitting with it

#

my daughter loves me ok she is the nicest animal i have ever met

noble ivy
lyric ivy
#

my cat has falen asleep on me help

zinc topaz
#

she also sits there sometimes like she is right now and just lick me for like 15 minutes straight

willow needle
#

same!! this is my baby. she loves sleeping next to me. she is a blessing every day :3.

zinc topaz
#

please stop grooming my hand its already clean you did good thank you

#

[picks her up and moves her to my other side]

west phoenix
#

how dare you

zinc topaz
#

she starts licking my other hand

lyric ivy
#

mine just bites me

west phoenix
#

what the fuck is wrong with you

west phoenix
#

me and who

lyric ivy
#

fym based

noble ivy
#

hey

zinc topaz
#

we are playing laser rn

#

she likes when i get home bc she has someone to play toys with

#

i am considering getting a second cat to keep her company

#

also i was going to say this way long ago and the message i would be replying to is long buried but yeah i'm a little anxious to move out bc of what you said meow, like

#

how much stuff am i not doing just bc i cant do them safely while living here

clever cloud
#

cryptid

zinc topaz
#

i dont even think i really know

west phoenix
west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

maybe anxious isnt the right word, like uhhh

clever cloud
#

hesitant?

lyric ivy
#

is black cat like a trans woman stereotype or something

clever cloud
#

n-no?

zinc topaz
noble ivy
#

something we inherited from witches(???)

zinc topaz
#

its going to be strange to see how i think and act when i don't have to think and act a certain way to keep the peace

#

is the point

west phoenix
#

i mean you still kind of do

#

unfortunately you gotta always please someone

clever cloud
zinc topaz
#

but at least i wont be living with them lol

west phoenix
#

yeah fair

#

its a lot less

zinc topaz
#

home has historically been a place i try to avoid being and its gonna be nice to have home be a place i want to be

west phoenix
#

like for identity and gender i don't need to pretend most of the time

#

some people are still stupid here... especially in certain parts of the city

clever cloud
#

i can attest. i was gonna do it anyways but being so far away from everyone i know (ohio) reaaaally fastracked me into being the person i am today

zinc topaz
#

i'm at a point in my life where i don't really know much at all about who i actually am and i'm reevaluating a ton of stuff

#

mostly who my friends are lmfao

clever cloud
#

then, years later i come back home with a confidence i built with my own hands and everyone is surprised to find me like this. I am untouchable

west phoenix
#

yeah sounds like early 20s

zinc topaz
#

i think i'm really sick of being in my 20s and being friends with people who still act like fuckin middle schoolers

lyric ivy
#

im living through that shit right now

zinc topaz
#

why do at least 6 of my friends owe me at least $100 each

#

look and im not judging anyone but how is it that as soon as i become the only financially stable person in my friend group i also end up being everyone's community bank lol

#

interest free btw

west phoenix
#

haha yeah... who could ever do that...

lyric ivy
#

start charging interest then

#

retroactively

west phoenix
#

~~i owe eleonor hundreds of dollars ~~

clever cloud
#

no you dont bitch

lyric ivy
#

good june arc is over now its evil june arc

zinc topaz
#

well it's for dumb shit its like hey i need beer can you spot me $10 i'll get you next week

#

its not important shit i dont mind loaning money for shit like helping my friends make rent or have food in their fridges

west phoenix
#

"yo bro can i borrow money to doordash a $40 burrito"

zinc topaz
#

they also said they were going to pool money together to buy me a steam deck for my birthday and i havent seen a dime of it 😭😭😭😭

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

unless you have a really good excuse i hate people who order doordash

#

like bro DRIVE THERE

#

or even worse where i live. WALK THERE

zinc topaz
#

holy fuck thats another thing i was the only fucking person buying groceries at my last apartment

clever cloud
#

kill

zinc topaz
#

everyone else just doordashed taco bell every fucking night

west phoenix
#

death

lyric ivy
west phoenix
#

fees with doordash

clever cloud
#

it's 10 dollars for the burrito and 30 for doordash

lyric ivy
#

i'm here like "oh a 10 euro burrito that's kind of pricy"

west phoenix
#

pretty much yeah

#

what eleonor said

lyric ivy
#

what the fuck is doordash even doing

tame tide
#

Taking 30 dollars

west phoenix
#

ruining society

clever cloud
#

begging for a revenue stream

lyric ivy
west phoenix
lyric ivy
#

here i complain when i have to spend a fiver on food delivery charges what

clever cloud
#

these are the type of services the government could build for really cheap

west phoenix
clever cloud
#

i need you to understand how fucking gross the US is

zinc topaz
#

burrito: $10
sales tax: $1.50
AZ tax: $2.00
dasher fee: $7.00
late night fee: $3.00
fuck you what are you gonna do about it fee: $2.00
fee fee: $4.00
mandatory tip: $5.00

west phoenix
#

i get you want a little treat i am white and love me some chipotle

lyric ivy
#

yeah but it's the US you apparently cant walk anywhere there

west phoenix
#

drive

zinc topaz
#

the doordash driver will see $2.50 of this

clever cloud
#

everything is trying to scam you; everything is rent; everything wants to kill you

west phoenix
#

but where i live its extremely walkable and people STILL DO THIS

lyric ivy
#

i simply make mexican food at home because its less than half the price and tastes 80% as good

west phoenix
#

YOU USUALLY HAVE TO GO DOWN TO YOUR APARTMENT LOBBY ANYWAYS

zinc topaz
#

i want to get out of the us so fuckin bad

west phoenix
#

YOU'RE A QUARTER OF THE WAY THERE TO EATING OUT YOU FUCKER

zinc topaz
#

my german friend sends me pictures of her grocery store prices and i'm like whdhdhjdjdjd rescue me please

west phoenix
#

bro same

#

germany kind of sucks rn too lol

zinc topaz
#

what do you mean you get 2 weeks of paid vacation every 6 months

clever cloud
zinc topaz
#

i get 1 week a YEAR and i have to use it to MOVE

west phoenix
#

haha... yeah

lyric ivy
#

oh yeah no dont get me wrong it's rough basically everywhere but the US seems exceedingly bad

west phoenix
#

lets move to germany june

#

... i was learning german

#

i have a friend there who was trying to help

clever cloud
#

no, I think people don't truly understand how fucking hostile the US is to its citizens

lyric ivy
zinc topaz
#

crying

lyric ivy
west phoenix
#

i'll pat you on the head

zinc topaz
#

i work 45 hours a week and dont get benefits bc im "part time" and have to use my 1 week of pto to move into my apartment

west phoenix
#

as i make out with my super hot german girlfriend (i have such a huge crush on her it sucks)

clever cloud
#

my norwegian coworkers work from 9am to 2:30pm with lunch at 11am

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

you'd win you're hotter

zinc topaz
clever cloud
#

june, you're really hot this is a serious health hazard

zinc topaz
#

no i mean i also have a huge crush on a super hot german girl

west phoenix
#

yeah but if we're in love with the same girl you'd win

lyric ivy
clever cloud
#

enough

west phoenix
#

like 2

west phoenix
#

biggest downside to moving to germany: my fwens :(

#

timezones are bullshit

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

our normal lancer time would be midnight

lyric ivy
#

2 what

clever cloud
#

they also get a full 6-week vacation every year. the US team basically cries every July because there's no one in IT working

west phoenix
#

2 of deez

zinc topaz
#

i match with someone on tinder once every 3 months if im lucky

west phoenix
#

yeah but you live in a fake place

zinc topaz
clever cloud
#

Arizona is really the fakest state

west phoenix
#

you live in ohio

clever cloud
west phoenix
#

you know what the fakest state is? Wyoming

zinc topaz
#

and the thing is the biggest barrier to me moving isn't finances it's legit just ignorance

#

i don't even know where i'd begin

west phoenix
#

i once looked up an article of "why to live in wyoming" and the reasons were all "you live close to states that have shit"

clever cloud
#

not the UK

west phoenix
#

just move to those states

zinc topaz
#

you can't just move to another country right there's steps but no one has ever told me what those steps even look like

#

plus i don't have a degree. i manage a gas station lol

lyric ivy
#

yeah im gonna be real i moved countries multiple times and i didnt have to take any of those steps but i have EU privilege

#

i can just. drive to france right now. no one will stop me. shits awesome

west phoenix
west phoenix
lyric ivy
#

NO

#

i am NOT kissing leo

zinc topaz
#

what are my transferable skills? uhhh i'm sexy and i draw kinda ok

west phoenix
#

got me beat

lyric ivy
#

me with most of my offline friends lmao

#

well not friends anymore but

west phoenix
#

me with most all

zinc topaz
#

man i really am sick of living here lmfao

#

i wasn't thinking about it before but now i'm like

west phoenix
#

eeeeehhh i regret saying that

zinc topaz
#

maybe the secret to happiness is being european

west phoenix
#

thats crazy i know many depressed AF europeans

zinc topaz
#

here's my plan: i tough it out one more year in arizona just to prove that I can manage my finances and handle paying rent all by myself

#

and a year from now I go literally anywhere else

#

step 1: leave arizona

lyric ivy
#

<- depressed european

#

but we have all you can eat sushi here so sometimes i am less depressed

zinc topaz
#

i just wish 70% of my life wasn't work

west phoenix
#

i'm happy that i live in a place thats one of the better places in the US

west phoenix
west phoenix
#

we have amazing korean places here

zinc topaz
#

the mexican food here is pretty fucking good

lyric ivy
#

oh yeah absolutely the best asian food is always by a group of old women who do not speak the local language

west phoenix
#

it suuuucks here

lyric ivy
#

i wouldnt say its common here or anything but i've memorised exactly how to get to the chinatown section of milan from the university

lyric ivy
zinc topaz
#

alright jenny i have to know the curiosity is killing me

#

what's your german girl's name

lyric ivy
#

wait is meow's name jenny

west phoenix
west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

generally and logically the further north you go the worse it gets

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

i hear NYC has good mexican food on account of being a popular place for hispanic people to live

west phoenix
#

I HAVE A CHANCE

zinc topaz
#

i just figured assuming you met via discord and likely in a similar space LOL

zinc topaz
zinc topaz
#

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING YOU WOULD CHOOSE ME OVER HER LMAO

west phoenix
#

exchange student from highschool, she moved back shortly after

#

we've been friends since

zinc topaz
#

ahhhh

#

ohh thats sweet though 🫶 blushkitty

west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

she literally has not stopped since i got home

minor orchid
#

alright

#

400 messages

#

and I see cat

#

worth it

zinc topaz
#

hiiiii :3

tame tide
#

Car accident leaves June dead

#

Rip

lyric ivy
#

o7 june

zinc topaz
#

what

west phoenix
#

i'll miss them

zinc topaz
#

am i missing something

west phoenix
#

its like they're still here with us... sniffle

zinc topaz
#

☹️

#

-# why did you feel the need to adjust sniff to sniffle

noble ivy
zinc topaz
#

ohh ok like that kind of car

minor orchid
#

Don't worry

#

SSC will revive june as a clone

#

A furry clone

zinc topaz
#

hm

#

see i'm not so sure i'm on board with that

west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

i think if there was going to be a living being that believed it was me i would not want it to be part cat

tame tide
west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

ok freyja

#

walked up to my face and tried grooming my eyebrows and i was like "nuh uh baby you can't be doing that" bc my eyebrow piercings are still relatively new and i dont want her fuckin with them

#

and i picked her up to move her and she literally made the saddest fucking most pathetic noise shes ever made

#

-# weehh :,<

#

where is the bleats pathetically picture

zinc topaz
#

i was just reminded by an instagram reel of something i tell everyone but i havent shared with this server lmfao one of my regulars at my job is the guy who voice acted for the postal games

#

tucson aint all bad

safe glade
zinc topaz
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yeaaah. yeah. phoenix is hell

minor orchid
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Well a phoenix is fire so

dire cloud
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If there are games called Portal and Postal, then there should either be a Poqtal or a Pottal.

minor orchid
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huh-

noble ivy
clever cloud
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the lesbian one

balmy obsidian
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women

steady adder
willow needle
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chat is she eatin? (sorry for horrible sketch lol)

west phoenix
zinc topaz
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real though as a fellow artist none of my stuff is ever good enough for me

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from an outsider's view naana, that's far from a "horrible sketch"

west phoenix
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i feel the same way about my writing

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but i also feel like thats harder to see than art

hybrid salmon
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i know i keep asking this but why do i feel so constantly overwhelmed

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'tis a great sketch

willow needle
minor orchid
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so pretty :>

zinc topaz
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an example: i fuckin hate this sketch and I guarantee i will never finish it because i hate it for totally self-invented reasons that I project onto what i think other people are going to think

minor orchid
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MAAAAAAN

hybrid salmon
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that's also incredible june

clever cloud
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what the FUCK

minor orchid
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this is fucking awesome

zinc topaz
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my point is that other people are never gonna see your drawings the way you do

minor orchid
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YES