#In Golden Flame
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Making the GM quit
no heavy mount_?_
The downside is that it's not the Chomolungma
more like
downside is low base repair cap yes
and okay heat cap for something that likes scylla
yeah but what about the women
Shout out to my gorgon with an assault canon and Scylla... I'm gonna die
I can't live without a 7 heat cap man
This shit sucks
I don't want there to be consequences for my poor decisions
this is something i imagine roderick steele would say
léo is, allegedly, a cis man
yet
our top scientists are still looking into the matter
yet
wifi... don't do this to me
yet
I want neither boobs nor big hips so it's already not a promising start
what about medium bitches are those allowed
In theory anyway
I got the fat bitch part down for now the slim girl is still in progress
Let me consult the science team
But unfortunately dinosaurs and potatoes boiled in oil taste good
what is that thing
Messages not showing as read?
Where it's like "12+" messages, and it scrolls through
Then skips to the end and I just read
"Fat bitch slim girl"
LMAO
NGL it took me the 3rd read to see it said slim and not slime
woah woah woah
Am I being turned into a slime girl now is that the latest craze
Half-life narrator voice: Slimed
no just a normal girl
not a slim girl anymore?
i'll settle for normal
-# can't a girl just be slimy?
Woah hey
no we stan clean girls here
Too bad for me
Real
picture of me
Woah
yeah smallest face reveal i look like that irl
Another therian trans girl has hit the igf chat
I"M NOT A FURRY
"I am not a furry" vs "this cat is me"
Welcome cat sister
YEAH WELL I'M NOT THAT EITHER
So you're lying on the internet?
what are you, the cops
No I'm a cat not a pig
"yeah that cats me"
-# watch, she's gonna post that cat chase meme
Aaaaany second now
-# there we go
I wasn't but the joke set itself up
If you mean me i am both
Hold on
yesterday i was shipped
I'll fetch the meme i sent you twenty years ago
Welcome to calliope
Anyway, goodbye... My PASTA IS READY. Therefore my cooking pass time of socialising with random internet strangers has ceased
It shall soon be replaced with socialising with random internet strangers whilst I sit idly in front of my computer
HWY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS
the joke is that this is an operation called a Fourier Transform
IM NOT A FURRY
Neither am I
If the collar fits...
Simply beat the allegations
IT WAS A BIT
Bits are sticky
about how my name can be shortened to cat
Yeah well my name can be shortened to wolf, what of it
wolfgang
Shredding my piano rn
Leo's full name is Wolfson confirmed
it's actually wolfgang amadeus mozart, he's back from the dead

That, or Leo has actually been BLeowulf this entire time
I did say Léonard wasn't my actual name
Hello Calliope, we do some coloring
Beowulf confirmed
Leowulf
beoward
-# who up nardin they leo
neither do i but it might just end up being part of the deal
A deal with the devil (its ok she's hot)
i know we keep somehow going back to talking about estrogen but lmfao
You literally went back to it
You searched back and brought the topic up again
bats eyes with evil intent
Quill isn't here
but I am here~
My object permanence is 20/20

Y'all i got the best compliment I've had in a long time yesterday i am glowing
Is it bat appreciation time?
Someone called me a "futchubus"
Holy shit she's irradiated
@hybrid salmon come here you batty
Futchubus??
oh fuck get away she's radioactive
Fem butch
Succubus
Am pinged
SUCC
You wouldn't get it, cis
What is calliope up to now?
Why it was nice :c
we're apparently accusing me of being a furry
It is nice! It's just
which is not true i am not a furry
im deliriously walking through target with the biggest migraine ive had in months
why is it not a Bemmetchus? 
Like the weekend?
I would never expect someone to mix futch and succubus, you know?
Furry is a state of mind
You aren’t, but you could be
(ch1) ||Andros Capella|| on the way to hit you for 5 +1d6 Crit ||Boarding Leash||
furry is an infohazard
Yeah but they did and they thought of me 🥺
if someone accuses you, it's too late
am i really doomed
Is it?
its over for me
Totally Real Statistics say furries get 69% more enjoyment out of life and have 16% more income
I get accused of being a furry all the time and yet I'm still here
I'm sorry i don't get it
Also real statistics most of them are fucking awful
-# idk, I just combined the three words in the most horrid way possible
Never put all the furries in the same airplane
I swear like 10% of them I've met are respectful and real while the others are just the worst
The IT infrastructure falls
(Eh there are bad people but most are decent and the good communities self-moderate well)
You'd just be amazed what it looks like outside those good communities
Or who can find their way into those good communities
Me and who
I don’t go to the giant furry servers anyways
The one who sent the gif /jk
And I know of some of the drama
I don't know the drama because I don't want to put up with that bullshit. Some people just want to constantly create more problems when I'm like man, shut the fuck up lol
As far as hidden awful people go? Think that’s every online niche subculture??
It is but in my experience its the majority
Idk
Either that or I'm really unlucky
I don’t actually have evidence for anything I’m saying
That's sadly true
Some personal experience
All I want is to make blorbos
But that only takes you so far
QUE WEA THE IMPORTA CHUCHETUMA-
YEEEEE
Yeah idk i may just be kind of judgemental but if you make other peoples lives harder or worse i just kind of hate you
-# I mean... That's just being an asshole like-
We are here to try and make the best out of it
Not to put blocks and be the worst selves
I am judgemental tho i gotta work on that lmao
I have my own Known Personality Flaws too, and they have friction
But that's why we are here to!
Despite flaws and all
We strive to make the best... And well...
Perfect beings? Don't exist
Time to fight for ||Evergreen||
AND PARTICULARLY FOR
||WILLIAM WILLIAM||
I swear Naana has a grip on my balls just like I have a grip with Hope-
HEEEYYYYOOOO
If she ever fucks with you just throw hope into the void
So she can sleep forever
||Stop gripping Hope's balls|| you pervert
The lancer universes are fighting sweetie
Back to ||Being Feather||
steals your balls dot mp4
There was a funny discussion the other day (general wf and igf spoilers) ||about how many times NHPs have managed to form death cults centered around religion||
Fuuuuuuck
So they may not be as separated as you may think
||what did we think would happen when we brought the funny peeps from the Next World Over to our place and let them be distinctly like people’s forbidden fantasies|| (warning for mildly cursed)
good grief! she is naked! ||(recently moulted)||
Naked bug naked bug

Let them be, there's hope still
You know I start another genocide if something happens to WW

SHSHHS so true
It's not going to happen!
... Probably
Playing subway surfers
Watching Ipswitch's stream
Reverie's an Ipad baby... 😭
Ipearpad
E-eleonor(?)
You need to go home
i am home
You're posting family guy gifs
Home is where the family is
I'm assuming the worst
understandable, it was just the most appropriate one i found
Diva walk
(wf and igf) ||who would win a literal Phoenix or evil space robo jesus||
AAAAGH STOP!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i would be able to answer that question if i knew exactly what ||feather|| is, i doubt its a ||eidolon|| tho
-# the true answer is || they kiss and bond over their shared trauma||
God damn it
Now THATS toxic yuraoi
Depends(?)
||feather vs wonder ends with both having yuri, i have no doubts about that||
Oh absolutely
FUCKING REDACTED
Those are the same power level too from my limited igf understanding
I'll fuck your spoilers
I guess we'll have to find out by playing igf ugh
OMFG
What a curse
wait
Imagine playing IGF
... Man-
Me when we're power scaling the ||cascading nhps|| again
Begin kissing?
||feather vs O/K||
||O/K: ...||
||feather: ... you have daughter issues?||
||O/K: yeah...||
||feather: i can help, i have mommy issues||
||O/K: yippie lets destroy everything together||
||finally the daughter i wanted!||
Draugrs*
D-daughters?!
Doughers
Yeah they're a good band
doughnuts
(wf) ||still i plan making wonder also some space time fuckaroo or at least high in power scaling in some other way. i read some people talking about them manipulating souls so i see its not an uncommon idea||
Yep I'm doing that as well
I thought this was IGF chat not wallflower chat
after this chat has become a dating chat many times i think yall can forgive a bit of wallflower XD
Why we don't bite
Some do
Do they???
Dating is on topic because we all know that IGF is a dating sim
I think it's more that this place is just cooler 
Do i need to find the meme again
"me in the igf chat vs the wallflower chat"
The guy in pyjamas Vs the guy in suit
true chads when going to wallflower chat only type control + F followed by has: image 
Who does
don't play dumb léo
Nah, IGF is not a dating sim to me, I use it for fishing for compliments by spending too much time making maps to make other people to use so they can complime... Mmmm yeah maybe it is a dating sim
I am not playing dumb I require data
The only reason I'd bite is if someone explicitly aske- I'll stop here actually
Heyyyyy bby those maps high quality af 🫦
my biggest compliment to you is that i felt genuinely sad that you didnt make maps for wallflower
Funny you should mention that
Yeah but have you considered the tiny detail on the map that nobody but you notices
And it pisses you off when you see it
"HELLO RANDOM INTERNET GAY PEOPLE.... UMM, I UUUUH... WOULD, ANYONE... YOU LIKE... PLEASE GO UMM... Moo... MoooVIE!??!!"
collapses to floor
You're lucky that you're playing after someone made inkmate maps
Yeah I give up on this dating biz
Yesterday while I was putting the first chapter 3 combat on my foundry I was wondering if I should dm you to tell you your maps are cool
I'm stuck using dungeondraft maps made for square grids 
look at least we are all equal having fucking nothing beyond act 1 
Not the 1st
Cause in adition to everything else it's very easy to see what is a cover or not
Which I think is very neat
I gotta make so many maps....
Oh yeah Al my players told me to tell you the maps are cool
Except for roadblock
By the fact it's always aligned or the fact I drew the hud on anyway

Al's IGF act 2 map pack when???
Roadblock is my fav, skll issue
HAHA
Both
Roadblock was fun
When I can be bothered
dudeeee i have huge ideas for roadblock, gonna be so fun
I put the gridless version as a backgroudn then paint the objects over with terrain height tool just in case something blows up
I hit four breacher shots on the same target because he decided to move and it structured him
Nah its a cool one i was just pissed 
Omg ROADBLOCK IGF
THIS AIN'T ABOUT YOU
Breachers my beloved
Also I got somewhat demoralised after I made a map for one of the WIP combats of act 2 and then Vex in her total right of her WIP project, changed the WIP content to make the map invalid

How dare her better her product at your expense
yeah thats a bit the risk of it
I am sure it's still an awesome map!
Yeah it's cool
Peanut bad
But invalid
chunky or smooth peanut butter
Always smooth
Omg just like me
Chunky or smooth pepsi
Invalid my balls because we all do what we want with our campaigns for the sake of our players
I've tried exactly two kinds of peanut butter and I liked the second one better so I'm not taking anything else
HOPE EXISTS BECAUSE I HAVE A FUGGIN' ACE WOMAN AND A FUCKING FROG WHO LOVES LORE
Have I misspoken, chunky pepsi
😩
When the pepsi chonk
And so you could make an NHP who can sleep
peanut butter is horrible
<-- allergic to peanut and would die if eating it
You know how Club Orange has those orange bits in it? You can get pepsi like that
Wait they have club orange in the UK right
sister, chunky pepsi is just pepsi frozen into ice cubes
I've not heard of it
Huh maybe it's an Irish thing
||Look... I had an ephifany||
<- Combination of everyone in the UK's knowledge
im both
Smallest wtf are you on about
||On how to justify it||
This is true
She really can't be any clearer
Unless it's clear pepsi
Pepsi dark
Pepsi chunk
Yeah
Thats what they called me in highschool
Bottle of bepis
But yes, ||if they let NHP sleep they wouldn't cascade /jkjk||



YOSHHH
Anyone in chat tried Pilk
no
P-pilk...
Shut your ass up
I don't drink pepsi, I can't stand carbonated drinks, it makes me want to vomit
Chunky Pilk
UUUGGGHHHH
but I do like cola flavor
im in the "only drinks water" club
Same, but not the vomit part
Bye
Nooo Meow stay I love you :(
Too late
Pilk isn't actually bad
Oh really?
I like Pilk but my family hates me for it
I can't imagine carbonated milk would taste too good but if you like it hey, I'm happy for you
Yeah but you don't like carbonated drinks so
While true I've been told Carbonated milk tastes essentially just like spoiled milk
carbonated milk..?
pepsi nitro

i'd like
Pilk is not carbonated milk
is like pilk in a can
Pilk is pepsi milk
pepsi nitro yummy
carbonated milk sounds like deep fried soup
ack
I have also tried the Tumblr Battery Acid Spaghetti but that was kind of underwhelming ngl
Smallest I think you might just have +5 CON score
I literally do
i never thought i would read those words together in the same phrase
I'm a Con build
Kineticist?
No elemental powers sadly, only autism
I have played kineticist it's fun
Yay
Now I'm playing a guardian almost entirely for the Vibes
Hold on let me get the post

Someone has to do it
I know of at least one other who has partaken: https://youtu.be/4jWR-VpKp2Y?si=4aNHyR-AWH4XNWgj&t=398
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Proof*?* Visual Learner btw
you're right
you look cute
yeah i miss being blonde too
but if I bleach my hair again, it's going to fall out
baldmaxing
it's already fucking fried
egg
-# yippie im naturally blond :D
Oh yeah, I noticed your hair looked darker in the Dracula costume. I just didn't know if that was the lighting or something else...
well yes also that
My hair is I think chestnut but I don't know what hair color is supposed to be
its what
nope
nvm bad bit
brown but a white woman is describing it
shitty box dye black hair :p
this is me now (i am looking disrespectfully)
this is me ow
The black hair looks good tho
The Blonde hair tips in ur PfP also look good
yeah thats so real
i cut my hair pretty short and i liked it like that
easier to manage and tomboy maxing
might just go for a pixie cut
My hair is growing
but i need to find a hairdresser who isn't going to be like
yeah that's a little feminine for you
here ****gives me a haircut i didn't ask for ****
funny because my last stylist straight up said "i can make it sluttier"
"yes bitch that's the point"
it happens every time
Was your hair stylist suspiciously Arimedea shaped
Who knows though maybe I just lean into it and go full circle into being a masc lesbian
holy shit thats annoying. when you are paying someone to do a specific job but they are too opinionated. hope you have some luck elsewhere
how did she get here...
do what you want boo. i would never go full masc but i like a lil androgyny as a treat
i showed only women in my photos and specifically told her "i want you to cut my hair as if i were a woman"
and she was like yea ok totally got it
extremely loud incorrect buzzer
dude yeah
photo of me with a chopped mullet
NOOOO
it can get real stupid, every time i go to my hairdresser i have to fight for them to "JUST dry my hair, and JUST brush it straight so i dont look like i just woke up", but then when im almost done they start to put on heater and weird stuff because quote "i would look so cute with a goldilocks hairstyle"

bitch im not a child leave me aloneeee
you would look cute doing YOUR FUCKING JOB
i think i just need to walk in next time and be like "hi my name is june i'm not a man please don't make me look more like one"
uuugh i don't think that'd work either where you live
unless like, you find a hairdresser who wouldn't just be a bigot regardless
oof
For the record, my pronouns are they/them/her
honestly it took me more than a year with the same stylist to fucking get a proper bob cut. they just kept doing a straight cut
AND THEY WERE NICE AND ACCEPTING
im sorry im a bigot you have my permission to beat my head in with a rock
Finally!
I only use her cuz i think it’s a hot pronoun
Like her just gives that cunt energy
I don’t think any other pronoun has the energy her has
yes bitch you are HER
b
🅱️
I user her because I'm a woman but like go off queen
I don't use her, using people is wrong 
Also looking good if I may say
my pronouns are they/them until i get tired of explaining myself to septuagenarians and just use he/him
(respectfully unlike everyone else here)
I’m in a situationship with womanhood
and yeah i always say that i live in a red dot inside of an only barely larger blue dot
it's more accurate to say that tucson has blue pockets and arizona is just 99% red
and they still dont like it
Give me any pronoun I'm fucking multiclassing
i have customers who constantly come in and complain about how "woke" tucson is becoming
i.e., we have like one shitty gay bar on this side of town
My bad I'll stop sending the woke beam
i just use she/her bc im a super basic girl lmfao
i.e., sorry a queer person has to check you out at the grocery store i hope you can recover from that
sorry i don't have 4 divorces under my belt and children who won't talk to me
You'll have to chose a new one at LL4
No
and my dad is upset that I never wanna talk to him yet he accidentally sent me a text that he meant to send to his brother In which he talked about being angry that the "woke mob" "kidnapped and brainwashed his children behind his back"
if you don't get your veteran pronouns, you can't get your master pronoun at gender lvl 5
woke commander veteran barricade
i'm gonna say this exactly once and you guys are never gonna hear me say this again, but I think if my parents and the town that I lived in didn't treat trans people like such shit I probably would've actually transitioned in like middle school
i mean same
i started wishing i was a girl since i was 12
and then when i found out i could just do that i could not where i lived, its one of the main reasons why i moved
Huh it seems like I am late to the trans party
I think it's very strange, my relationship during that point in my life with gender,
because I didn't find myself wanting to become a girl, I've just persistently throughout my life felt that I would've been happier if I was just born a girl in the first place
but alas
funny robot game
isnt there anyone in the IGF chat that wishes to be a man??
-# had to do the bit
Leonard, maybe
I don't particularly want to be a man but I'm perfectly happy being a guy
Real
-# Don't worry Smallest, I think I'm also a bit late to the trans party
What do you mean in this case
I've said so to Eleonor before but at some point when I was in, like, middle school, I did think to myself "Man maybe I don't wanna be a guy"
But that was because of expectations that came with the being a guy
I just wish I didn't feel like I have to be a guy so often
You must like football and women and be good at sports or something
yeah, literally
I don't like participating in masculinity
When those started to go away I was more comfortable just being a guy
only figured out that i was trans around... 4 or 5 years ago?
i only started HRT like 3 years ago
tell me about it i figured out like a month ago
bro just hatched
School was a weird time for that because I was never into sports or any kind of athletic activity, I liked home ec and art and culinary and all my friends were girls and it made it very hard to like, idk, feel like socially i was doing literally anything right
ye me too, i started aug 2022
i mean it's been a thing in the back of my mind for years but i never thought too hard about it ngl
maybe it's just an American thing, but I don't know why sports are such a huge fucking part of social interaction when youre school age
i was simply too locked in to be trans
nah not just american thing
im irish sports was a big deal there too
if you werent on a sports team you were like a dweeb and if you didn't know someone on the sports teams you were like a mega dweeb
its like ok guys we're 13
me neither i just wanted to play baseball
god forbid i like drawing pictures
everyone bullied me until they realized i could hit home runs and i'm like y'all fake AF
badass
i was never good at sports but my parents really wanted me to be
when i say i'd win a fight i mean it even though i'm out of shape now lmao
actually i was okay at rowing
i was a skinny asthmatic kid until i was 15 and then i became a chubby asthmatic kid until like 5 years ago
and now you're hot
i was never good at any kind of athletic anything
stawwpp
i get a major runners high, i love cardio
but jogging, not sprints
as soon as i stop i feel the pain
i used to be a fucking addict to mma and martial arts clubs
sports? ew
punching and kicking each other? hell yea
then college clubs were honestly boring
nobody wanted to be there to kick each other, just "exercise" or something
and i stopped
and now im chubby
MMA is the only televised sport i bother watching
i'm gonna be so real when I say I literally do not understand how people can sit and watch a fucking football game for four hours
i used to love baseball (obviously) but i kind of fell off
football specifically is such an odd spectator sport
i was bad at everything else other than batting so maybe i could have gotten scholarship 
football has got to be the most boring shit in the world
no literally what part of it is enjoyable or entertaining
-# in my experience, football fans just use it as an excuse to drink gallons of cheap beer and scream
i was just gonna say that lmao
I was gonna say I think the answer is just alcohol
rugby is a much cooler execution of the concept
I think it's just something to have on in the background while you drink with your friends
and culturally appropriate tribalism
sweet jesus i thought i was the only one
the guy from regular show?
yeah i hate this shit
for all sports
just be normal and shut the fuck up
i just like the game, man
"Tell the missus I'm going fishing" = "I'm gonna get blasted on a boat and complain at whoever's in earshot"
why do some people treat football like it is part of their soul and get genuinely offended ong
if my team loses i'm like "good shit on the other team" and if they win
my old boss was a huge cowboys fan and we had an eagles guy who would come into the store and they would just get into pissing matches every fucking day
my ex was genuinely so upset that their hockey team lost and pouted for like, a week
sometimes legitimately yelling at each other
it pissed me off so much lmao
like, in public, at your place of work
i think it can be funny if you poke fun at a rivarly but you gotta trust the other person isn't an asshole
i guess it makes sense in the us seeing how normalized gambling in sports got there. they are losing money. but here idk why dude eugh. its just people playing some sports!
also crazy work story TLDR a woman probably in her sixties came in drunk this morning and told me that she wants to cheat on her husband with me
i remember a few years ago i talked to this cool dude at the cafe i worked at and he was from out of town to see the mariners astro game (that i also went to) and i was like "man i can't believe we lost to the fucking astros" and it was hilarious
and I was like uhhh I sell you guys both cigarettes and alcohol every morning. I see both of you every day.
but he was normal
-# ||for a second i read "a woman with her six tities" and i was so confused||
therian moment
don't most mammals usually have eight
Holy fuck I just googled it and pigs can have up to 18
daaaaaamn mama
-# I can feel the flushed emoji taunting me like the green goblin mask
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
YOU CHOOSE, FUTUREJULI. YOUR YURI, OR YOUR HONOR
it depends honestly, some mammals have 2, others 4, some 6, others 8, and then theres opossums (iirc) that have 36
I choose...
locks the fuck in: "I HAVE NO HONOR!!!"
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"
i cant type when im fucking laughing this hard
nothing in this chat has been on kilter
june
HFBFHAJAHHAA
you do not want to know the answer
AAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
I need you to take a step back
MY STOMACH HURTS
you came to the wrong chat to ask that question motherfucker
LOOK AT ME
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM
You're messing with forces beyond your control. They will consume you.
you... you're just talking about the concept of twins, June...
I meant more like eight
no juli thats different
but
NOT AGAIN
wait i forgot fraternal twins exist i'm stupid
i feel like Pandora right now
she's right yet again
by the way, girls, i dont know if i can ask for help with this, but...
what clothing do you imagine this one wearing for ||Icebreaker||? :>
-# i have some ideas already but-
sleeveless vest and rolled up dress pants
tuxedo
human litters????
i get my name shortens to cat but come on guys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
picks up mic
A wedding dress.
wait guys i can ask someone who has first hand knowledge
Either a 1920's flapper dress with a feather band
or the loudest neon dress dredged from 90's mall culture
thats for later
who is she getting married to
this bitch
i know a variety of things what do you want to ask
and i have at least one hand
what the fuck about
for litters??!?
she was a mama :3
sorry she was not fucking posing for a photo she kept turning her head away from the camera
you're disturbing her
how dare you bother her with your presence
also thanks everyone for your ideas, ill try to see when i can get to sketch her new token :D
also im drawing reverie dressed up for ||icebreaker|| too!
a fluffier coat
see you guys say that, but she waits for me every time I leave either sitting on top of or having buried herself underneath a t shirt of mine
i usually leave the shirt i slept in on my bed bc im lazy and probably want to get back into it after i get back home and like every single day she is sitting with it
my daughter loves me ok she is the nicest animal i have ever met
How dare you deprive her of your presence
my cat has falen asleep on me help
she also sits there sometimes like she is right now and just lick me for like 15 minutes straight
same!! this is my baby. she loves sleeping next to me. she is a blessing every day :3.
please stop grooming my hand its already clean you did good thank you
[picks her up and moves her to my other side]
how dare you
she starts licking my other hand
mine just bites me
what the fuck is wrong with you
fym based
hey
-# HEHEHE LOOK AT HER
we are playing laser rn
she likes when i get home bc she has someone to play toys with
i am considering getting a second cat to keep her company
also i was going to say this way long ago and the message i would be replying to is long buried but yeah i'm a little anxious to move out bc of what you said meow, like
how much stuff am i not doing just bc i cant do them safely while living here
cryptid
i dont even think i really know
but its a good thing to move out and do them???
bigfoot footage quality
well yeah thats what im saying
maybe anxious isnt the right word, like uhhh
hesitant?
is black cat like a trans woman stereotype or something
n-no?
anxious in a good way is the word im trying to find
something we inherited from witches(???)
its going to be strange to see how i think and act when i don't have to think and act a certain way to keep the peace
is the point
oh uh anticipation, excitement, nerves?
but at least i wont be living with them lol
home has historically been a place i try to avoid being and its gonna be nice to have home be a place i want to be
like for identity and gender i don't need to pretend most of the time
some people are still stupid here... especially in certain parts of the city
i can attest. i was gonna do it anyways but being so far away from everyone i know (ohio) reaaaally fastracked me into being the person i am today
i'm at a point in my life where i don't really know much at all about who i actually am and i'm reevaluating a ton of stuff
mostly who my friends are lmfao
then, years later i come back home with a confidence i built with my own hands and everyone is surprised to find me like this. I am untouchable
yeah sounds like early 20s
yeah this is so real lmao
i think i'm really sick of being in my 20s and being friends with people who still act like fuckin middle schoolers
im living through that shit right now
why do at least 6 of my friends owe me at least $100 each
look and im not judging anyone but how is it that as soon as i become the only financially stable person in my friend group i also end up being everyone's community bank lol
interest free btw
haha yeah... who could ever do that...
~~i owe eleonor hundreds of dollars ~~
no you dont bitch
good june arc is over now its evil june arc
well it's for dumb shit its like hey i need beer can you spot me $10 i'll get you next week
its not important shit i dont mind loaning money for shit like helping my friends make rent or have food in their fridges
"yo bro can i borrow money to doordash a $40 burrito"
they also said they were going to pool money together to buy me a steam deck for my birthday and i havent seen a dime of it 😭😭😭😭
LITERALLY and im like bitch i'll MAKE YOU A BURRITO
unless you have a really good excuse i hate people who order doordash
like bro DRIVE THERE
or even worse where i live. WALK THERE
holy fuck thats another thing i was the only fucking person buying groceries at my last apartment
kill
everyone else just doordashed taco bell every fucking night
death
fuck is happening over there why does a burrito cost 40 dollars
fees with doordash
it's 10 dollars for the burrito and 30 for doordash
i'm here like "oh a 10 euro burrito that's kind of pricy"
what the fuck is doordash even doing
Taking 30 dollars
ruining society
begging for a revenue stream
yeah i set myself up for this one huh
exaggerating but it still really sucks
here i complain when i have to spend a fiver on food delivery charges what
these are the type of services the government could build for really cheap
yeah just like... walk. drive. you fucking bitch
i need you to understand how fucking gross the US is
burrito: $10
sales tax: $1.50
AZ tax: $2.00
dasher fee: $7.00
late night fee: $3.00
fuck you what are you gonna do about it fee: $2.00
fee fee: $4.00
mandatory tip: $5.00
i get you want a little treat i am white and love me some chipotle
yeah but it's the US you apparently cant walk anywhere there
drive
the doordash driver will see $2.50 of this
everything is trying to scam you; everything is rent; everything wants to kill you
but where i live its extremely walkable and people STILL DO THIS
i simply make mexican food at home because its less than half the price and tastes 80% as good
YOU USUALLY HAVE TO GO DOWN TO YOUR APARTMENT LOBBY ANYWAYS
i want to get out of the us so fuckin bad
YOU'RE A QUARTER OF THE WAY THERE TO EATING OUT YOU FUCKER
my german friend sends me pictures of her grocery store prices and i'm like whdhdhjdjdjd rescue me please
what do you mean you get 2 weeks of paid vacation every 6 months
many many many many many maaaaaany people live at least 30 minute drives to their nearest grocery store or fast food
i get 1 week a YEAR and i have to use it to MOVE
haha... yeah
oh yeah no dont get me wrong it's rough basically everywhere but the US seems exceedingly bad
lets move to germany june
... i was learning german
i have a friend there who was trying to help
no, I think people don't truly understand how fucking hostile the US is to its citizens
oh yeah my father sometimes is forced to take a couple weeks off because he legally has to and had days left over
crying
i'll come over and say hi it takes me like 5 hours to get there
i'll pat you on the head
i work 45 hours a week and dont get benefits bc im "part time" and have to use my 1 week of pto to move into my apartment
as i make out with my super hot german girlfriend (i have such a huge crush on her it sucks)
my norwegian coworkers work from 9am to 2:30pm with lunch at 11am
this is illegal???
watch we're in love with the same girl
you'd win you're hotter
yep! what am i gonna do though lose my job
june, you're really hot this is a serious health hazard
no i mean i also have a huge crush on a super hot german girl
yeah but if we're in love with the same girl you'd win
how short do you think i am
enough
like 2
sigghhh
glad to see i'm doing numbers on the ttrpg discord
our normal lancer time would be midnight
2 what
they also get a full 6-week vacation every year. the US team basically cries every July because there's no one in IT working
2 of deez
i match with someone on tinder once every 3 months if im lucky
yeah but you live in a fake place
i'm seriously going to have a brain aneurysm
Arizona is really the fakest state
you live in ohio
"the US is trying to kill you" should be the first line on the constitution
you know what the fakest state is? Wyoming
and the thing is the biggest barrier to me moving isn't finances it's legit just ignorance
i don't even know where i'd begin
i once looked up an article of "why to live in wyoming" and the reasons were all "you live close to states that have shit"
not the UK
just move to those states
you can't just move to another country right there's steps but no one has ever told me what those steps even look like
plus i don't have a degree. i manage a gas station lol
yeah im gonna be real i moved countries multiple times and i didnt have to take any of those steps but i have EU privilege
i can just. drive to france right now. no one will stop me. shits awesome
yeah this is where i am too. they don't want my ass
on your way to kiss leo
what are my transferable skills? uhhh i'm sexy and i draw kinda ok
got me beat
me with most all
man i really am sick of living here lmfao
i wasn't thinking about it before but now i'm like
eeeeehhh i regret saying that
maybe the secret to happiness is being european
thats crazy i know many depressed AF europeans
here's my plan: i tough it out one more year in arizona just to prove that I can manage my finances and handle paying rent all by myself
and a year from now I go literally anywhere else
step 1: leave arizona
untrue
<- depressed european
but we have all you can eat sushi here so sometimes i am less depressed
i just wish 70% of my life wasn't work
i'm happy that i live in a place thats one of the better places in the US
god so true
i live on the west coast, a place known for asian immigrants, and holy shit the sushi and asian food in general is so good
we have amazing korean places here
the mexican food here is pretty fucking good
oh yeah absolutely the best asian food is always by a group of old women who do not speak the local language
i miss floridian mexican food and cuban food lmao
it suuuucks here
i wouldnt say its common here or anything but i've memorised exactly how to get to the chinatown section of milan from the university
is floridian mexican food different to mexican mexican food
alright jenny i have to know the curiosity is killing me
what's your german girl's name
wait is meow's name jenny
well no, but it was much better there
hannah
generally and logically the further north you go the worse it gets
sad it's not the same girl
i hear NYC has good mexican food on account of being a popular place for hispanic people to live
i just figured assuming you met via discord and likely in a similar space LOL
LOL OHHH THATS WHAT YOU MEANT
no actually
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING YOU WOULD CHOOSE ME OVER HER LMAO
exchange student from highschool, she moved back shortly after
we've been friends since
you selfish bitch simply both
hiiiii :3
o7 june
what
i'll miss them
am i missing something
its like they're still here with us... sniffle
Brutal car attack caught on film
ohh ok like that kind of car
KILL ME
i think if there was going to be a living being that believed it was me i would not want it to be part cat
no

ok freyja
walked up to my face and tried grooming my eyebrows and i was like "nuh uh baby you can't be doing that" bc my eyebrow piercings are still relatively new and i dont want her fuckin with them
and i picked her up to move her and she literally made the saddest fucking most pathetic noise shes ever made
-# weehh :,<
where is the bleats pathetically picture
i was just reminded by an instagram reel of something i tell everyone but i havent shared with this server lmfao one of my regulars at my job is the guy who voice acted for the postal games
tucson aint all bad
Based on my limited experience: it ain't Phoenix, so it's got that going for it
yeaaah. yeah. phoenix is hell
Well a phoenix is fire so
If there are games called Portal and Postal, then there should either be a Poqtal or a Pottal.
huh-
you mean this one?
the lesbian one
women
chat is she eatin? (sorry for horrible sketch lol)
"sorry for extremely high quality art" shut yo ass up
real though as a fellow artist none of my stuff is ever good enough for me
from an outsider's view naana, that's far from a "horrible sketch"
i feel the same way about my writing
but i also feel like thats harder to see than art
i know i keep asking this but why do i feel so constantly overwhelmed
'tis a great sketch

Reverie when ||Icebreaker||
so pretty :>
an example: i fuckin hate this sketch and I guarantee i will never finish it because i hate it for totally self-invented reasons that I project onto what i think other people are going to think
MAAAAAAN
that's also incredible june
what the FUCK
this is fucking awesome
my point is that other people are never gonna see your drawings the way you do
YES


