Lucy and Eruca need to meet.
#In Golden Flame
noble ivy
minor orchid
Eventually I'll comission lucy because I want
minor orchid
Lucy and Eruca need to meet.
SAME FUCKING EYES
noble ivy
their combined hopemaxing energy will save Calliope
west phoenix
me next 🥺
minor orchid
their combined hopemaxing energy will save Calliope
Maximum hopemaxing
I forgot to add maddona to Lucy's playlist... ofc he listents to that
west phoenix
Lucy and Eruca need to meet.
i think its funny that lucy would have most likely heard about serenity because of how much the outlanders hate her
willow needle
nope
willow needle
noble ivy
basta?
minor orchid
BASTA
willow needle
basta=enough
minor orchid
basta = enough/stop
willow needle
he doesnt want me to draw him for free
minor orchid
look I already got jumpscared by someone sending me art of a rattie who looked VERY SIMILAR to the placeholder I used for their campaign
so god, stop!!111
willow needle
make me
willow needle
yes but no
balmy obsidian
Sad
willow needle
it depends in what you want
balmy obsidian
Bird lady
willow needle
noble ivy
coward
west phoenix
leo is afraid to birbmax
balmy obsidian
When i get a more concrete idea i shall poke you again
willow needle
im fine with either birdlady and ladybird :) both are equally beautiful
balmy obsidian
But you will get the details only if you will be able to accomplish the difficult task of accepting money
balmy obsidian
Ok good niiiiight
noble ivy
willow needle
i can do it for free and if you like it you can send me a donation
balmy obsidian
Works for me
willow needle
balmy obsidian
I will gib you money so help me leviathans
willow needle
go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
balmy obsidian
Yis
west phoenix
go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its way later for you
west phoenix
YOU go to bed
west phoenix
at this time?!
minor orchid
+ dnd session
no way it's NOCTUA!
willow needle
noctua!
minor orchid
Ace Icon
lyric ivy
Did Leonard go to sleep yet
minor orchid
He better-
willow needle
lets ask-
noble ivy
if he wakes up from your ping I'll be so goddamn sad
willow needle
i wont dw
minor orchid
damn
lyric ivy
Oh fuck he's back
balmy obsidian
I may rest now knowing I have conquered him
Being kept awake by a lone mosquito and my cat scratching the door beging to go outside again
But also conquered Who?
lyric ivy
Dr. Who
balmy obsidian
Bleh
lyric ivy
Being kept awake by a lone mosquito and my cat scratching the door beging to go ...
Mosquitos at night be like eeeeeeeeee
west phoenix
no one is conquering anyone this is a PG chat
lyric ivy
WOAH
zinc topaz
yeah pg stands for uhh
lyric ivy
I did not mean that way
noble ivy
It is?
west phoenix
I did not mean that way
too late 📸
noble ivy
Meow get your head out of the gutter
west phoenix
thats my home
noble ivy
we were so close being calm and normal again...
balmy obsidian
Gutter cat
west phoenix
cat with the gutter on it
zinc topaz
cat with the gutter on it
i want to see inside of your head
west phoenix
ok i need to eat you're safe for now
zinc topaz
the speed at which you come up with this is insane
west phoenix
i want to see inside of your head
at least take me out to dinner first
lyric ivy
What if I was a cat and you were a gutter idfk where I'm going with this one chat
zinc topaz
at least take me out to dinner first
time and place
i need to get out of tucson for a bit anywyas
west phoenix
now, ur moms house
west phoenix
rude i am an actual cat
zinc topaz
sorry i dont have shit here but la croix and microwave enchiladas
lyric ivy
Drink water
ancient crag
Ever seen a mountain lion pounce on their prey? That’s about how this devious character fights
noble ivy
-# Do not 😳 the Eruca, Jen
ancient crag
I don’t think Erica touches the ground when fighting someone
west phoenix
-# Do not 😳 the Eruca, Jen
it was more so the mountain lion pouncing thing but ok
noble ivy
noble ivy
Goddamit I missed it
noble ivy
-# was it the cat gif…
west phoenix
which one
noble ivy
You know the one
west phoenix
devious bastard?
noble ivy
The gyrating one goddamnit
ancient crag
west phoenix
oviraptor my beloved
idk where you're getting these gifs but they are paleo accurate lol
thats rare
noble ivy
I can’t tell the species of the one throwing hands and the little frog like goobers on the right
ancient crag
Isle serber
west phoenix
beipiaosaurus
ancient crag
west phoenix
they both were found in the same formation iirc
late cretaceous asia
same with edmontosaurus and albertosaurus; late cretaceous north america
noble ivy
-# I need a bitch who can identify a subspecies of therizinosuarus at a glance
zinc topaz
my goodness he looks like an albert too
west phoenix
its because of ALBERTA
noble ivy
BERT DOES NOT DESERVE A DINOSAUR NAMED AFTER HIM
willow needle
Good night calliope :>
zinc topaz
night night :> sleep well!!
hybrid salmon
good eeps calliope
limber fossil
Hello minecraft server
Its your favourite five time homewrecker here
I had a question i was gonna ask
And then forgot about it
cerulean valve
Bad news for pleasant conversations calliope, i arrive.
prime terrace
Bad news for pleasant conversations calliope, i arrive.
I bestow upon you an image for your future endeavours
balmy obsidian
Mornin calliope
lyric ivy
Good Morning NHPS!!!! and to the rest of you. gm I guess
balmy obsidian
Codekisser detected
cobalt zealot
There we go, I knew Eruca was <:LesbianBrick:688151977808625838> worthy
Pathetic girlfailure is too adorable and sopping wet to not love
Anyway
Good
MORNING
Calliope
balmy obsidian
lyric ivy
Pathetic girlfailure is too adorable and sopping wet to not love
Is this about me now
cobalt zealot
Is this about me now
It could be
balmy obsidian
Depends, are you named Eruca?
lyric ivy
No but all those words fit
I'm actually named smallest (not really either but I'm not comfortable sharing my name on pnet yet)
balmy obsidian
Your name isn't actually Smallest? What an entirely unexpected turn of events
balmy obsidian
What's next, Fruit isn't atually named Fruit?
balmy obsidian
It isn't
lyric ivy
WHAT
balmy obsidian
I know right, big shocker. Almost as surprising as you not actually being named smallest.
lyric ivy
Yeah but yours is like. An actual name
balmy obsidian
Out there there's someone named Smallest and you just removed them from existence
cobalt zealot
What's next, Fruit isn't atually named Fruit?
No I am actually called fruit
balmy obsidian
Ah, all is right with the world
cobalt zealot
Lies, I am actually ||Lily.||
balmy obsidian
The world is in shambles again
lyric ivy
Out there there's someone named Smallest and you just removed them from existenc...
Good. There can only be one
balmy obsidian
jron
cobalt zealot
jron
balmy obsidian
I shouldn't make fun of typos I make like two per word
cobalt zealot
i have a headache
dunno why but the top of my head feels like it's being crushed in a vice
balmy obsidian
Eaten, drank, slept?
Actually I feel a headache coming I should probably eat something.
cobalt zealot
No, just woke up, doing so, yes
Ah I know what it is
Caffeine withdrawal
Time for coffee
balmy obsidian
That's still hydration, good enough
cobalt zealot
I've got water too
cobalt zealot
Bean water
balmy obsidian
butjustthebeanwater
cobalt zealot
I put some milk and sugar in it
cobalt zealot
(don't replace water with coffee please)
Too late, already buying another bag of grounds
lyric ivy
What does that mean
cobalt zealot
I love milk
I need to kill the fucking progesterone demon in my head
lyric ivy
I'm European too but what does that mean
cobalt zealot
What does that mean
Lactose tolerant
lyric ivy
Oh are Americans not lactose tolerant
balmy obsidian
I'm not sure there is a correlation but every single lactose intolerent person I have ever met is from outside Europe
cobalt zealot
Lactose tolerance is quite a European thing
balmy obsidian
Fuck yeah milk and cheese
lyric ivy
I used to be lactose intolerant then I simply stopped
balmy obsidian
Lmao
lyric ivy
I just locked in
cobalt zealot
Here's an explanation
lyric ivy
This is doubly funny because my sister and mother got used to lactose free stuff and now they can't eat normal lactose
balmy obsidian
Weak
cobalt zealot
I just locked in
Yeah this can happen
We have a gene for producing lactose, it's for when we're babies, but it can be flicked back on in adulthood with sufficient exposure (or gene therapy)
balmy obsidian
Just drink milk every day
lyric ivy
I do
balmy obsidian
Very good
lyric ivy
Though I like almond milk too because im a sicko like that
cobalt zealot
Yeah this can happen
We have a gene for producing lactose, it's for when we're b...
It's also a gut microbiome thing
Just drinking milk will promote bacteria that digest milk
balmy obsidian
Camping next to the only milkshake machine in all of Hell's gate
cobalt zealot
Hell yeah
lyric ivy
FUCK I need to finish my coffee but now my cat is on me and I can't move
cobalt zealot
Absolute heresy
balmy obsidian
But the warmth of the coffee won't
balmy obsidian
Listen I live with three cats right now sometimes they just gotta let me move
lyric ivy
I want to remove the cat but she may bite me
cobalt zealot
More reasons not to remove the cat
balmy obsidian
Just don't grab her from somewhere where she could bite you
cobalt zealot
Just don't grab her from somewhere where she could bite you
Do you understand how cats work
balmy obsidian
I have three cats
lyric ivy
Leonard is a cat
cobalt zealot
They can bite you from any angle
balmy obsidian
Nah
Put your hands under belly under the front legs, hoist and then deposit safely somewhere else that won't prevent you from moving
lyric ivy
Oh now she's asleep I'm cooked
balmy obsidian
Perfect if she's asleep she won't have time to retaliate if you're quick enough
cobalt zealot
Put your hands under belly under the front legs, hoist and then deposit safely s...
Again, you do not know how cats work
balmy obsidian
I have 3 cats
cobalt zealot
And?
balmy obsidian
And I do this constantly
cobalt zealot
If you think that can stop them you're wrong
I have been bitten doing that twice
What actually stopped them was scruffing them
balmy obsidian
Maybe cats just don't like you
cobalt zealot
While I moved them
cobalt zealot
Maybe cats just don't like you
No cats love me
That one just hated being picked up
cobalt zealot
Scruffing them hurts them when they're adults anyway
Unless you provide some other support
I am thankful Felix gives absolutely no fucks about anything and will let me manhandle him like a doll
Because he is a baby and I love to play with him
Kibty
He needs grooming but no money
last leaf
god hates me - I haven't been able to prep almost at all because been ill for over a week straight now with two different back to back illnesses and this second illness seems to be getting worse not better rn 
lyric ivy
My cat (her name is Kat) bites me whenever she pleases and I cannot do anything about it
Sometimes she chooses violence and I don't get a say
last leaf
god hates me - I haven't been able to prep almost at all because been ill for ov...
and I'm right at a bit of my remix game that needs some of the most prep in act 1
cobalt zealot
and I'm right at a bit of my remix game that needs some of the most prep in act ...
You can always delay
I think your group would understand if you said "I'm sorry I'm sick as a dog"
vast zealot
its okay you should take all the time you need. I think we'd much rather you not be stressing over it
vast zealot
god hates me - I haven't been able to prep almost at all because been ill for ov...
obviously the answer here is to bring back Dr. Lester Mordock for a filler arc :P
cobalt zealot
crying, sobbing, screaming
scratching and biting the walls
I want to play Exalted
balmy obsidian
Fruit.
How are you biting the walls?
cobalt zealot
with my teeth
balmy obsidian
How
cobalt zealot
cobalt zealot
Oh wait you're biting a corner aren't you
sure let's go with that
upbeat hemlock
hearty whale
Cookie cutter shark anatomy
zinc topaz
i'd say good morning calliope, but this drawing is indicative of anything but
prime terrace
Born to play IGF
Desires to have a dramatic standoff between two pilots where only one walks out alive
noble ivy
Good morning Calliope
minor orchid
It is a morning indeed
minor orchid
Born to play IGF
Desires to have a dramatic standoff between two pilots where on...
Born to make Calliopean Blorbos
... I need to make a Mrozian
tame tide
"Hey time to check #1059603134504255528 channel"
"Hey why is that persons name not yellow anymore?"
"Huh..."
lyric ivy
Gone, reduced to atoms
willow needle
safe glade
I should probably prep, like, battle maps at some point, but my brain wanted to make station map instead
supple carbon
damn
safe glade
Ch.2 ||Rita tells Jerry to "be a good boy and get that dataslate I left there" for her briefing||
willow needle
I should probably prep, like, battle maps at some point, but my brain wanted to ...
dude, excellent work, it looks beautiful
lyric ivy
I should probably prep, like, battle maps at some point, but my brain wanted to ...
Mind if I nab this for my own game?
clever cloud
"Hey time to check <#1059603134504255528> channel"
"Hey why is that persons name...
oh fuck
minor orchid
I should probably prep, like, battle maps at some point, but my brain wanted to ...
STATION MAP?!
safe glade
Mind if I nab this for my own game?
Go for it, I've also reshuffled the links I put in the GM resource spreadsheet to put everything in one folder
west phoenix
"Hey time to check <#1059603134504255528> channel"
"Hey why is that persons name...
Wait I'm confused what happened
willow needle
Wait I'm confused what happened
i think its this #ban-log message
minor orchid
Wait I'm confused what happened
Balls displaced
lyric ivy
Bottom surgery
supple carbon
it's the ban log yeah
zinc topaz
oh man 😭
minor orchid
Such is life-
clever cloud
we havent?!?!
willow needle
i'd say june is a cat
lyric ivy
Wait is this what happens here
tame tide
What's mine, I'm curious
lyric ivy
What's mine, I'm curious
British
tame tide
FUCK
clever cloud
are you telling me we trans'd them and havemt even assigned them a fursona??
tame tide
Fursona: English pub goer
lyric ivy
Barry from the pub who loves watching football and eating beans on toast
minor orchid
Scottish fursona: Nessie
west phoenix
June meows like all the time, come on
Obviously a cat
And with the goth vibes a black cat
supple carbon
I'd have to agree
lyric ivy
This is the wildest chat in pnet I swear to god
supple carbon
This is the wildest chat in pnet I swear to god
Tamest conversation in IGF xhat
minor orchid
This is the wildest chat in pnet I swear to god
We tend to be... But we talk about Lancer from time to tiem
Promise
lyric ivy
Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, IGF Chat, what's next
minor orchid
Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, IGF Chat, what's next
Gun of displace your gender
west phoenix
I hardly know her
minor orchid
I hardly know her
zinc topaz
me thinking "sorry i had customers what did i miss"
lyric ivy
I'm not gonna sugar coat it (ch1) ||Leaves a smooth concavity down to the atomic level right where you stand, just like the reactor of the Ardent Weasel||
clever cloud
this gif is a staple of igf cuisine
minor orchid
Indeed
zinc topaz
people say that cat owners look like their cats right
minor orchid
Also any gif containing critters is very welcome too
zinc topaz
i think i bear resemblance to freyja a little
lyric ivy
I don't look like my cat but I share a name with my cat (sort of)
minor orchid
I don't look like my cat but I share a name with my cat (sort of)
Oh? 👀
noble ivy
The cat's small while you're the smallest?
zinc topaz
waffle
lyric ivy
I meant my actual name but yeah sure let's go with that
west phoenix
The cat's small while you're the smallest?
Smallerest
minor orchid
I meant my actual name but yeah sure let's go with that
Make sense haha
tame tide
I don't look like my cat but I share a name with my cat (sort of)
Small?
noble ivy
Katastrophe
willow needle
lyric ivy
Yeah Katastrophe is what id call this place
minor orchid
This is Kat
Silly machine
supple carbon
I wonder, if the people who play Cain are like this too
clever cloud
there's a history joke here involving the opposite of Kat the Smallest
zinc topaz
i want to try cain
you know so far i've really loved everything tom's made except icon
clever cloud
that's ironic
minor orchid
Why?
clever cloud
Icon is like the Tom game
lyric ivy
there's a history joke here involving the opposite of Kat the Smallest
genuinely what does this mean
lyric ivy
And Lancer aint?
yeah lancer has 3d movement
minor orchid
Icon is like *the* Tom game
The Tom Game ™
clever cloud
genuinely what does this mean
something something Queen Katherine the Great
minor orchid
Queen Kat
lyric ivy
HUH i never learned russian history
clever cloud
so i chuckled at Kat the Small
supple carbon
What's Icon, and if i liked Lancer And (for now) the world building of cain would i like it?
lyric ivy
ICON is Tom's fantasy game that also has tactical combat
it's vaguely similar to lancer, but also not really
clever cloud
What's Icon, and if i liked Lancer And (for now) the world building of cain woul...
literally those two are non-factors in your decision for ICON
lyric ivy
its entirely it's own game with it's own setting and universe
supple carbon
Don't treat my non-factors like that :(.
clever cloud
one of the biggest similarities is combat and narrative sheets are separate
supple carbon
Oooh
lyric ivy
so i chuckled at Kat the Small
yeah but what about Smallest the Cat huh
minor orchid
Frogs about to delve in the third system he'll never dm
supple carbon
Yeah
zinc topaz
the reason i dont like icon much is just rules stuff
clever cloud
icon is really damn complex
zinc topaz
it feels very ehhhh rigid
lyric ivy
have you checked out the icon 2.0 playtest
clever cloud
ive been meaning to, but that's in Tom's discord server
lyric ivy
you want me to send it to you
zinc topaz
like colossus is probably my favorite class but it kinda seems like theres one way to play a colossus
lyric ivy
he's like quadrupled the class numbers
zinc topaz
send it to me too :>
minor orchid
How... Many clases(?)
west phoenix
he's like quadrupled the class numbers
My first thought was pathfinder bloat tbh
supple carbon
Send it to me three
zinc topaz
idk if i have the 2.0 i just have the most recent itch version
tame tide
ive been meaning to, but that's in Tom's discord server
Reasonn you're not there or just cannnae be bothered
limber fossil
Born to play IGF
Desires to have a dramatic standoff between two pilots where on...
i was about to say something stupid but i think the medication finally kicked in
west phoenix
I know nothing about it or it thats the case but i have trauma
clever cloud
idk if i have the 2.0 i just have the most recent itch version
that's. 1.6
clever cloud
Reasonn you're not there or just cannnae be bothered
can't be bothered
lyric ivy
2.0 is only on his server
tame tide
Valid
zinc topaz
but yea i would fuck with icon heavy if there was more potential for multiclassing and customization
the art and the setting are sick as fuck
minor orchid
but yea i would fuck with icon heavy if there was more potential for multiclassi...
Fuck with icon?!
Is them hot or what?!
clever cloud
isnt icon already like lancer in that you get 3 ranks per class??
lyric ivy
do not the ttrpg
limber fossil
ive been meaning to, but that's in Tom's discord server
wdym_?_ haven't they been sharig the pdfs in the icon chat here
lyric ivy
yeah it is in the icon chat
clever cloud
maybe individuals but not tom
clever cloud
or im stupid
lyric ivy
nono he has an official playtest out
supple carbon
This is why you're forever dm
west phoenix
or im stupid
Yes
lyric ivy
meow that was uncalled for
limber fossil
not tom directly, but peeps have been forwarding the class and provisional combat playtest docs
minor orchid
This is why you're forever dm
No I am forever DM because everyone cancels their fucking games
west phoenix
Idk, i may take a look at it, but I'm just not interested
west phoenix
meow that was uncalled for
No I'm talking to Eleonor it always is
We hate each other (not really she's my lancerwife)
zinc topaz
isnt icon already like lancer in that you get 3 ranks per class??
sorrrtttaa
supple carbon
No I am forever DM because everyone cancels their fucking games
Excuses
lyric ivy
We hate each other (not really she's my lancerwife)
oh i see average trans woman friendship dynamic
clever cloud
we GM for each other, we have to hate each other
willow needle
No I am forever DM because everyone cancels their fucking games
ah, okay, i get it. strahd and wallflower dont exist now
west phoenix
we GM for each other, we *have* to hate each other
We both play really annoying builds 
Fuck the sunzi and orchis they are so annoying to play around
But also they're super fun and great
clever cloud
teleports you and teleports you and teleports you and
minor orchid
ah, okay, i get it. strahd and wallflower dont exist now
WALLFLOWER NEXT WEEK AYOOO?
shadow scaffold
the necromancer from enhanced combat would be real good for the ||circuit fight. especially when the players move the wrecks||
similarly
clever cloud
ferrous lash and ferrous lash and ferrous lash and
willow needle
WALLFLOWER NEXT WEEK AYOOO?
lyric ivy
teleports you and teleports you and teleports you and
oh of course you're a sunzi player that makes so much sense
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/dont-change-the-subject-orlando-bloom-rycroft-philostrate...
Too late I changed 69 subjects
shadow scaffold
the executioner is a good unit for ||the Cult i think||
willow needle
clever cloud
oh of course you're a sunzi player that makes so much sense
no thats mewo
west phoenix
oh of course you're a sunzi player that makes so much sense
I am, Eleonor is the orchis
minor orchid
oh of course you're a sunzi player that makes so much sense
Teleport everyone's balls
zinc topaz
orchis gaming
lyric ivy
orchis gaming
minor orchid
<:birbangy:863963901867720805>
In all honesty you are the reason I am not forever DMing :>
west phoenix
All she knows is the sound of her reactor sizzling as she stresses
lyric ivy
love the orchis, luv me knockback, simple as
minor orchid
So thx :3
clever cloud
to pilot an orchis you need to ||have an orchiectomy||
tame tide
Prototype pattern groups (general spoiler) ||Napalm as cult artillery >:)||
minor orchid
She doesn't know how
Just don't overcharge, simple as that
lyric ivy
All she knows is the sound of her reactor sizzling as she stresses
with 6 base heatcap and Black Ice???
lyric ivy
Prototype pattern groups (general spoiler) ||Napalm as cult artillery >:)||
yeah that's based i'm doing that
minor orchid
to pilot an orchis you need to ||have an orchiectomy||
LMAOOOOO
west phoenix
with 6 base heatcap and Black Ice???
She don't got that yet but its about the principle
limber fossil
orchis when mech bigger than size 1
lyric ivy
ferrous lash doesnt care
west phoenix
Sunzi only has 7 heat cap lmao
west phoenix
ferrous lash doesnt care
For demos and goliaths it does lmao
west phoenix
And size 2 teammates don't get guardian
lyric ivy
move?
tame tide
orchis when mech bigger than size 1
Orchis when mech bigger than size 1 and it's heavy
lyric ivy
THAT IS NOT A FLUSHED REACTION MESSAGE
clever cloud
orchis doesn't care about Jammed or enemy Size or Reliable or missed attacks or being 30 spaces from the objective
minor orchid
Orchis when mech bigger than size 1 *and* it's heavy
Just fucking fomorian frame and become beeegchis
tame tide
THAT IS NOT A FLUSHED REACTION MESSAGE
Meow is simply built different
"Sorry, your puppet systems won't worked on me because I'm large"
"Ok but what if I was larger"
"Aww hell"
west phoenix
orchis doesn't care about Jammed or enemy Size or Reliable or missed attacks or ...
The schmovement from us in our games is fuckin hilarious
clever cloud
PCP my beloved
lyric ivy
dont take that out of context
clever cloud
in this chat??
lyric ivy
yeah you right. eleonor addicted to drugs confirmed???
clever cloud
oh neat
west phoenix
The schmovement from us in our games is fuckin hilarious
"ok you all move 1 space and you're teleported 10 spaces :)"
"Ferrous lash into PCP I'm taking you on the magic school bus"
lyric ivy
orchis mirror movement is only capped between your turns :3
go, use your teammate as a surfboard
minor orchid
go, use your teammate as a surfboard
The Vlad is Shredding once again
west phoenix
orchis mirror movement is only capped between your turns :3
She's been ferrous lashing and following people as she does it, is that not allowed?
lyric ivy
nono, that's allowed
that's exactly what i'm saying
you can lash someone twice on your turn and follow them twice
west phoenix
Ah i thought you meant the opposite
clever cloud
we were doing a combat in WF that involved moving across the long side of the map and I schmoved our entire team over when everyone has like speed 3 i swear to god
lyric ivy
oh that one
west phoenix
Man I'm pissed kugel gets in the speed 3 mech and we're both here to move his slow ass but when i get in a speed 3 i gotta fend for myself
minor orchid
we were doing a combat in WF that involved moving across the long side of the ma...
Big bulkies
lyric ivy
i had a barbarossa player going into that one
tame tide
Get your Orchis another Orchis buddy, so the orchis moves and the orchis follows which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move which causes the orchis to move
west phoenix
AAAAAAA
tame tide
Add another Orchis annd you'd never guess what happens!
tame tide
The party runs out of DPS
lyric ivy
dies because they cant kill the ultra
tame tide
This is where superheavy mounting orchis DD288 comes in
lyric ivy
got to the ultra pyro turn 1 and couldnt meaningfully hurt it because no one has a heavy
tame tide
Ultra zealot however
west phoenix
we were doing a combat in WF that involved moving across the long side of the ma...
There is literally a blackbeard and an everest, its just kugel. The blackbeard was too focused in 1v1ing the goliath to get into the gates of Valhalla
west phoenix
Sherman in wf, balor in igf
minor orchid
Ballin'
clever cloud
Ah i thought you meant the opposite
smallest is saying that Orchis Royal Guard has a movement limitation, but it only applies off-turn. During your own turn, you can surf forever (which i havent been doing)
west phoenix
and why is their name Ball
So funny considering the dog furry thing
lyric ivy
wait did they not know
west phoenix
Probably did, but I didn't
tame tide
wait
lyric ivy
smallest is saying that Orchis Royal Guard has a movement limitation, but it onl...
you're missing out on moving 10 spaces with a buddy and then moving 6 more on their turn
tame tide
sigh
west phoenix
smallest is saying that Orchis Royal Guard has a movement limitation, but it onl...
Please for the love of god no
lyric ivy
normal hinged amount of movement
minor orchid
Imagine moving your mech
west phoenix
Is this how it is to play against me????
clever cloud
yes
west phoenix
"fuck your engagement i teleport"
"Nice knockback loser"
lyric ivy
oh no sunzi is worse still
clever cloud
I just stopped paying attention. I just assume everyone gets to move anywhere at any moment
zinc topaz
PCP my beloved
📸
lyric ivy
"i move, boost, OC boost, slip, now everyone moves to me because of Blinkspace Tunneler"
zinc topaz
damn it everyone else already made the joke
minor orchid
zinc topaz
fuck i hate being late 😔
clever cloud
yours was funnier
west phoenix
My LL6 build has singularity motivator and terrify so i can just move back to my anchor when you hit me and make sure stuff like berserkers never get close
Its really funny
lyric ivy
have you heard of grapple sunzi yet
west phoenix
"i move, boost, OC boost, slip, now everyone moves to me because of Blinkspace T...
Our balor has been eating good
tame tide
Grunzi
lyric ivy
grunzi
west phoenix
have you heard of grapple sunzi yet
Ye but it doesn't fit what I'm going for
clever cloud
Im gonna have an assortment of snipers pointed directly at the sunzi and no one else
west phoenix
Teleporting someone to the anchor without using a charge is funny
lyric ivy
Im gonna have an assortment of snipers pointed directly at the sunzi and no one ...
teleport ignores reactions :)
clever cloud
who said im reacting
lyric ivy
the snipers cannot moving target you if you say no
tame tide
500 grunnt snipers
minor orchid
500 grunts
tame tide
Me whenn I'm pushing a boulder up a hill
lyric ivy
one of my players is going WW now
i am going to suffer
OR
i should just use valk's WW huh
tame tide
yeah
west phoenix
Im gonna have an assortment of snipers pointed directly at the sunzi and no one ...
This is really funny because i can just put my anchor in a place that breaks LOS and teleport there as a free action at the end of every turn
Like that is NOT the counter
west phoenix
WW as in white witch? Deploy a scout every encounter
minor orchid
WW as in white witch? Deploy a scout every encounter
Scout deez ballz
minor orchid
Ok then die
balmy obsidian
Get your Orchis another Orchis buddy, so the orchis moves and the orchis follows...
lyric ivy
how fucking long
tame tide
2:23
west phoenix
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944982035750068294/1423746817287393350/kM...
The twist at the end got me fr
clever cloud
fuck you
west phoenix
Ok go ahead
lyric ivy
WHAT
balmy obsidian
Chapter 3 fight 1 accomplished
Purposefully didn't tell my players they (ch3) ||had a full repair right after because they already had a test fight before and also fuck you emperor i hate you||
Witch got horrible horrible recharge rolls sadly, and I fucked up my assassin smokebomb because i can't read
the imp tried to 1v1 the (ch3) ||elite assassin|| and got bodied
the singular time i was going to hit with the ||demolisher hammer|| i instead missed because field analyst 3 player on the board
west phoenix
Ah man i love the smoke bomb
lyric ivy
the imp tried to 1v1 the (ch3) ||elite assassin|| and got bodied
the singular ti...
field analyst my beloathed
balmy obsidian
I fucked it up i didn't realise the enemies had to be in it to have the extra damage :(
west phoenix
Man i wonder if I'm gonna regret getting rid of FA
lyric ivy
half the reason i have nuked dustgrave from my games forever
balmy obsidian
I am a field analyst player 1 player, I can't complain too much
But also I missed 3 attacks by 1 because of it this combat alone because the player is a lucky motherfucker
west phoenix
I changed away from FA because i find myself always taking hostile actions outside of round 1
balmy obsidian
I just have FA1 not FA2 because I'm invading all the time
and I don't have enough free talents to grab FA3
lyric ivy
no way, the chomolungma enthusiast invades?
balmy obsidian
ikr
west phoenix
Adding a 1 is kind of eh to me
lyric ivy
it comes up more often than you'd think, as a pathfinder player
balmy obsidian
I need to give my friend crits
west phoenix
Never really had it be useful except for making an attack crit, which is nice for the monarch
balmy obsidian
We have a storte
west phoenix
I too find myself invading a lot as the sunzi and usually the impaired makes enemies miss more than FA
balmy obsidian
I give him lock ons, prones, +1s and overwatches and he gives me the death of my ennemies
lyric ivy
you have to kind of set your mind to look for it, which i've done years ago for pf2e, but once you start noticing things failing by +1 it happens fairly frequently
dire cloud
Todancer day is not Lancer day.
balmy obsidian
I have SOAR in three and a half hours
west phoenix
Who
balmy obsidian
The guy GMing is the imp player I bullied in a corner
Surely there will be no hard feelings
zinc topaz
-# wait smallest could you fr dm the icon 2.0 doc to me i would like to peruse it
lyric ivy
did i not do it already???
clever cloud
me me me
lyric ivy
yeah i did its there
zinc topaz
maybe ?? apparently my dms are fucked
clever cloud
i need it
zinc topaz
hold on. ughhhhh someone else had the same issue trying to dm me lmfao
clever cloud
june doesnt know how to read on account of being a cat
west phoenix
Common june silly
balmy obsidian
June is also a cat now??
zinc topaz
june doesnt know how to read on account of being a cat
☹️
balmy obsidian
When will the forcetherianisation end...
clever cloud
hold on. ughhhhh someone else had the same issue trying to dm me lmfao
me, bitch!
west phoenix
June is also a cat now??
Bro meows more than me
balmy obsidian
I thought june was a cat, not a bitch
lyric ivy
Smallest is an icon, I agree
TRUE
zinc topaz
omg dude.
balmy obsidian
Bro meows more than me
That's a fixable problem
zinc topaz
i'm an idiot
west phoenix
We know
zinc topaz
its bc they go to REQUESTS
zinc topaz
i wasnt looking in fucking message requests
lyric ivy
lmao
tame tide
When I gget a message request I'm like "who in the"
And then it's a person who I actually know and I'm like "forgiven"
tame tide
"You're allowed"
balmy obsidian
Am I allowed
lyric ivy
When I gget a message request I'm like "who in the"
you mean they aren't all scammer bots????
balmy obsidian
are we friends
tame tide
Unfortunately no
balmy obsidian
Damn
tame tide
Because you don't give message requests
balmy obsidian
OH hey a new friend
tame tide
Because you're just on my friend list
lyric ivy
yeah i forgot i havent friended you yet
balmy obsidian
I don't friend people often to be honest
tame tide
Neither
I love getting a friend request from someone I've known for years
And I went
"Wait, we weren't?"
zinc topaz
ok i just skimmed through it
lyric ivy
yeah this is how it tends to be
balmy obsidian
Usually if I send a friend request it's either because I need to add you to a group DM or we don't have any shared servers anymore and I liked you
lyric ivy
i only friended one of my IGF players after knowing her for a year like last month
tame tide
I sent you a friend request for the bit leo
balmy obsidian
I remember
balmy obsidian
I think that's how I got a friend request from Meowi also I think I don't remember
It was funny
zinc topaz
Bro meows more than me
rrreow
balmy obsidian
Cultural appropriation
west phoenix
HAHA
lyric ivy
holy fuck it's even more complex now
yeah no he went INSANE with it
west phoenix
TRAITOR
lyric ivy
my spirit animal is kasane teto
balmy obsidian
Wait was 2.0 updated further recently or do you mean compared to 1.5
zinc topaz
compared to 1.5
balmy obsidian
Man I wish I could fucking type
lyric ivy
2.0 like triples the classes compared to 1.6
zinc topaz
dude ok this is what i mean lmao
balmy obsidian
Oh yeah
lyric ivy
or jobs or whatever
balmy obsidian
I really wanna play ICON
zinc topaz
simple is good and everything else tom makes is simple
maleghast is the most elegant and simple wargame ive ever played
west phoenix
Most TTRPGs just got too much shit
zinc topaz
wtf is he doing with icon
balmy obsidian
I wanna be an enochian
lyric ivy
no idea but i think he's enjoying himself so go off king
zinc topaz
you need to attend multiple lectures and take an exam to play this game
balmy obsidian
I wanna throw fireballs fueled by my soul
lyric ivy
you should play CAIN we have that there
zinc topaz
i want to play a colossus but
west phoenix
I wanna throw fireballs fueled by my soul
Indigestion
zinc topaz
-# ...i sorta liked the 1.5 colossus better
balmy obsidian
I enjoy urban fantasy but I don't think I'd vibe too much with CAIN
It's not joyous enough
zinc topaz
cain looks dope
lyric ivy
cain is dope
balmy obsidian
It does look dope though
zinc topaz
i hope its not as complicated as icon
lyric ivy
not nearly
balmy obsidian
ICON is complicated?
lyric ivy
it's a lot more light on rules
zinc topaz
i love maleghast i need more maleghast players
zinc topaz
the ttrpg i've been making in the background for like a year is pretty much freeform character creation you just buy abilities with job points
i REALLY wish icon was like that
i love everything else abt it but like looking at class rules makes me feel like 😵💫😵💫😵💫
balmy obsidian
It's probably not that complicated
What I took away from it was just put on block over the other
You take a level in this, you get this, you can take levels anywhere, boom
clever cloud
i love everything else abt it but like looking at class rules makes me feel like...
you might like BEACON
clever cloud
it's lancer but fantasy magitech actually
balmy obsidian
I need 800 options just so I can play the same 4 every time
balmy obsidian
🅱️acon
clever cloud
i havent had the chance to play it for a myriad of reasons, but a big one is no foundry system yet. it is WIP which is great
balmy obsidian
I've taken a liking to SOAR recently but that's in no small part befcause I really like the Like a Dragon series and it is very much inspired by it
It's also very much in construction but I still like it
clever cloud
ill give it a look
i can send you a copy later
balmy obsidian
@west phoenix You're being outclassed in your own category
zinc topaz
but it's so hard to get my friends to fucking leave that system
zinc topaz
"its all i know! ive been playing it for 10 years"
balmy obsidian
because cat
zinc topaz
ok LEARN use your BRAIN
lyric ivy
fucking READ in your reading game
zinc topaz
they dont even read in d&d
lyric ivy
"use your noggin" - Tom Bloom
zinc topaz
i consistently had to remind my fighter to add her attack bonus almost 2 years in
balmy obsidian
zinc topaz
"how do i roll a perception check?" DHHDHHHHH YOU'RE LEVEL 19
lyric ivy
i consistently had to remind my fighter to add her attack bonus almost 2 years i...
nah this shit cant be real
are they even playing the game or
balmy obsidian
This kills the leo
lyric ivy
shows up to session, zones out for 4 hours, goes home
tame tide
*shows up to session, zones out for 4 hours, goes home*
Me when I'm
lyric ivy
i've had players like that before
zinc topaz
and then be like "wait what happened"
lyric ivy
i have taught them otherwise
balmy obsidian
Holy fuck
lyric ivy
now when he zones out he plays it off as a bit in character that he fell asleep
zinc topaz
you're watching one piece clips
lyric ivy
Me when I'm
when im what
tame tide
me
balmy obsidian
When they're
balmy obsidian
They can't be any clearer that this
lyric ivy
me and who
zinc topaz
al when al
tame tide
I unfortunately get distracted in sessions sometimes...
balmy obsidian
tame tide
I don't like doing it
lyric ivy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7XduYIKu20Q
cant believe this man voiced gabriel ultrakill
zinc topaz
i put a chess clock on player turns in combat
if you dont tell me what you're doing within 30 seconds you lose your turn
balmy obsidian
I would not survive
lyric ivy
if you dont finsh by then, skill issue should've played a faster build
zinc topaz
for my final session i literally had to
lyric ivy
"but my aux spam" shut, i want to hear none of it
zinc topaz
also
tame tide
Sometimes I don't know what to do on my turn because I was thinking what to do and didn't come up with a plan evenn then
zinc topaz
high level d&d sucks dick
tame tide
Sometimes I have the fastest turns
zinc topaz
game's not fun after level 12
tame tide
high level d&d sucks dick
I am a level 15 bladesingner wizard in my mates game
lyric ivy
then why are you playing it june
balmy obsidian
Just like lancer
zinc topaz
too many options that are all too powerful
tame tide
Of the whole group I am the most optimised...
Spells were never designed to go past 2nd level
lyric ivy
i just dont play dnd anymore ngl, though i've apparently had a below average experience with it
west phoenix
"how do i roll a perception check?" DHHDHHHHH YOU'RE LEVEL 19
This is how most of my lancer players feel anyways
lyric ivy
turns out having someone try choke you out for killing their character is "not normal" and "fucked up"
tame tide
I do just cos my mate's running it and I'm playing it for my friends not DND
tame tide
"I start my turn"
"I stabilise and clear heat and burn"
"I end my turn"
sub 2 seconds
lyric ivy
what are the question reacts for whats unclear here
tame tide
Question mark reacts because... The fuck?
west phoenix
Because its weird lmao
lyric ivy
oh yeah no that did happen to me
balmy obsidian
"I wish that were me" or something
lyric ivy
same guy pulled a knife out a previous session
balmy obsidian
Nevermind
tame tide
What the fuck
lyric ivy
i fuckin wish i was making this up
west phoenix
"I wish that were me" or something
Ok Asuka
balmy obsidian
who's Asuka
west phoenix
Asuka deez-
balmy obsidian
of right no I remember
noble ivy
That man from Guilty Gear
balmy obsidian
It's the girl from Sword art online right
lyric ivy
i remember he fuckin threatened me over text like "if something happens to my character i'll kill you" which i thought was a bit or something
balmy obsidian
the one with orange hair
tame tide
This is the type of shit you hear from those RPGhorror stories what the hell
What the fuck
lyric ivy
then a combat happened the character died, and he genuinely tried to choke me out but ended up scratching my neck with his filthy ahh nails
west phoenix
i remember he fuckin threatened me over text like "if something happens to my ch...
@clever cloud bella activity /BIG jk
balmy obsidian
What the hell is wrong with men
lyric ivy
This is the type of shit you hear from those RPGhorror stories what the hell
look 13 year olds are something else okay
balmy obsidian
Is this my destiny
tame tide
I desperately hope that you never ran a gaame for that person again? WAIT IT AWAS A 13
lyric ivy
we were all 13-14
balmy obsidian
Oh, 13yo
west phoenix
then a combat happened the character died, and he genuinely tried to choke me ou...
Yeah this is why I don't play with people I don't know
balmy obsidian
I am turning to dust
west phoenix
Age reveal
balmy obsidian
How are you twenty
lyric ivy
am i not allowed to be twenty
balmy obsidian
No
west phoenix
👶
tame tide
Can people please not do this again
lyric ivy
what is this again al
balmy obsidian
Ok
tame tide
It gets real tiringg for everyone
balmy obsidian
Not doing it
lyric ivy
has this happened before
balmy obsidian
Yes
west phoenix
😶
lyric ivy
how old did people think i was???
west phoenix
You're not even real idk
balmy obsidian
I just never expect people to be more than two years younger than me is all
tame tide
what is this again al
People are very good at calling people younger than them babies, and people older than them ridiculously old. Then people just get annoyed at it
west phoenix
A small creature on my puter
tame tide
You havenn't fucked up
lyric ivy
People are very good at calling people younger than them babies, and people olde...
yeah thats understandable
i'd find it annoying if i got spammed it but
it's the internet there's such a wide age range
west phoenix
Yeah usually it devolves really quickly so al was good to shut it down quick
lyric ivy
based al thank you
tame tide
Yeah usually it devolves really quickly so al was good to shut it down quick
I could forsee it the moment age was mentioned
balmy obsidian
Based on what
west phoenix
Based on you getting no bitches
tame tide
I just assume everyone is about within the same age gap as me... But tbh the hobbies I'm in assumes a wide range
west phoenix
Thats it
balmy obsidian
Cats are superior anyway
lyric ivy
yeah i tended to do that and then i learned one of my IGF player was like 10 years older and my hubris has been challenged
zinc topaz
Cats are superior anyway
🤨
willow needle
balmy obsidian
What
willow needle
Good afternoon
west phoenix
Cats are superior anyway
Do you really mean it... 
balmy obsidian
I'm a cat person, I like cats better than dogs, what do you want from me
zinc topaz
cats are way better than dogs
balmy obsidian
That's what I said
lyric ivy
cats are way better than dogs
📸
tame tide
I've spoken to people who have larp characters with kit older than I am. So TBH I'm on the tail end but I'm tired of my mates constantly complaining they're getting older when they're only 1 year older than I am and I know people who are much older and doingg fine
zinc topaz
video game
west phoenix
yeah i tended to do that and then i learned one of my IGF player was like 10 yea...
Usually my games have people the same age as me and then i joined one thats like all 21 year olds without any of us knowing our ages (because who gives a fuck)
zinc topaz
click the tag and download the game the game is sick as fuck
west phoenix
In mine and Eleonor's game i am the youngest, in wren's i am the second oldest. Shit is weird, man
lyric ivy
oh i've always been the youngest in my games but i've gotten used to it tbh
balmy obsidian
Has your birthday gone by already or not
west phoenix
Me?
balmy obsidian
yes
lyric ivy
does it feel weird sometimes? yeah sort of. but i've gotten used to it
west phoenix
No, its late april
balmy obsidian
aah fuck I'm older than you
lyric ivy
well then it's gone by already
west phoenix
Oh yeah
willow needle
All my games have been with people same age as mine tbh. I don't tend being social with people that are either way younger than me or way older, altho about the later I've been getting able to make friends that surpass me a lot so yippie.
west phoenix
Idk what the fuck this dude wants from me
balmy obsidian
I just want to call you old is all
lyric ivy
i am really curious to know other's ages now but that's not a question i can just straight up ask so.
west phoenix
does it feel weird sometimes? yeah sort of. but i've gotten used to it
In my case being 27 and being the youngest at the table is flattering lmao
zinc topaz
all my games apart from games with irl friends have been with people either significantly older or significantly younger than me
lyric ivy
oh i see why people would baby emoji me now huh
zinc topaz
like i'm either dming for 13 year olds who can barely focus enough to play or for people in their 60s that still want d&d to be racist
tame tide
I'm not saying my age
balmy obsidian
Too late
tame tide
But I'm 2-3 years older than you smallest
balmy obsidian
"my age" is included in-
willow needle
like i'm either dming for 13 year olds who can barely focus enough to play or fo...
Holy shit how can you bare dming for 13 years old
balmy obsidian
buddy
lyric ivy
But I'm 2-3 years older than you smallest
yeah that's roughly where i imagine most people are at on the internet
tame tide
I'll keep the aura of mystery
willow needle
That sounds like a headache
balmy obsidian
Everyone on the internet must be 25 or I will be sad
west phoenix
Everyone on the internet must be 25 or I will be sad
Start crying
balmy obsidian
Crying
zinc topaz
i turn 25 in july :>
balmy obsidian
June in July
west phoenix
Your lie in April?
balmy obsidian
I lie all the time not just in April
noble ivy
i turn 25 in july :>
-# oh shit me too.
-# Juli in July 
west phoenix
Mama (me) needs to eat breakfast
balmy obsidian
Mama??
Now I'm picturing bulma from DBZA
Bulma : "I'll be your mama~"
Trunks : [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
limber fossil
it comes up more often than you'd think, as a pathfinder player
As a pathfinder player field analyst is basically crack
If i didn’t have leader already…
west phoenix
I was rocking both and it was really annoying
But its REALLY specific, there's certain frames that just don't work
I'm having trouble keeping FA dice up on a sunzi
tame tide
FA 2 is just cracked
west phoenix
Yeah i guess FA 1 is fine but I don't see the point unless i go 2 or 3
limber fossil
tbh i think FA2 has a solid enough restriction to balance it out
west phoenix
There's better talents than FA 1
tame tide
loud incorrect buzzer
shell bison
Empath, my beloved
lyric ivy
fa 1 is probably the best filler talent
west phoenix
tbh i think FA2 has a solid enough restriction to balance it out
For most yes, but some frames have no downside
gorgon
emperor
balmy obsidian
Gorgon has a massive downside what are you talking about
lyric ivy
95% of builds can take fa1 and have it not affect their gameplan
west phoenix
With FA2? how?
limber fossil
i mean emperor is a support frame anyway
west phoenix
It doesn't attack on its turn anyways
lyric ivy
emperor does have downside i want that bow to be shooting people
west phoenix
I meant specifically for FA2
limber fossil
what is gorgon's downside