#In Golden Flame

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zinc topaz
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(i didn't)

west phoenix
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still hot tho

cobalt zealot
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just disappointed with the fit?

minor orchid
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the arrow points

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TO THE PEE-NOR?!

zinc topaz
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yeah i guess it isnt awful but

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granted i made this in a day so i cant be too finicky about my standards of quality

minor orchid
safe glade
minor orchid
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literally

cobalt zealot
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this fucks nasty

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good job

zinc topaz
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i gotta make the white trim thinner in the middle and clean it up but

thorn hinge
zinc topaz
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thank you :>

willow needle
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I hate phone auto correctors

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FUCK

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There

safe glade
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Especially given you were hand-sewing, seriously, good work

zinc topaz
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the white trim is actually just safety pinned on

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tbh, i spent $9 on that stupid plain black shirt

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i want to keep it after this lmao

safe glade
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lol, entirely fair

tame tide
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I love how wildly off topic this channel is capable of being

shell bison
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Happy Halloween Calliope

minor orchid
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we are just Pilot net but in Calliope

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LETSGOOOOOO

willow needle
shell bison
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Going to rock the jacket tomorrow

minor orchid
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as you should

normal root
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"Wrong City Station, Wrong People"

supple carbon
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Something something Never Fade Away

west phoenix
noble ivy
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We got a city to thump

safe glade
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Speaking of off-topic, I don't have the energy after the long workday for a full fat studies primer, but to necro a conversation from like 9 hours ago: BMI was invented by a 19th century Belgian phrenologist (he literally spent his sunset years measuring the skulls of random Chinese people) based on his belief that any deviation from "normal" = bad, was mostly ignored for like a hundred and forty years, and then got adopted as a health metric because, while it's only about 50% accurate for estimating adiposity, you only need a tape measure and scale and you don't have to touch a fat person (the horror!) to collect it

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It's real garbage

tame tide
zinc topaz
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omg me when i totally fuck up one of the shapes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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bruh

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fuck

shell bison
zinc topaz
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ill just tell everyone i was drunk when i made the shirt its ok

willow needle
tame tide
zinc topaz
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alright final product this is as good as i'm willing to get it

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the cloak is a pain in the ass to take off and put on so i'm not doing that anymore

willow needle
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Amazing :D

zinc topaz
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goodnight lovely people of calliope :3 I hope everyone has a good and safe halloween tomorrow

opal canyon
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Ch3 spoilers ||Bad Star became the most bullied Breacher ever||

west phoenix
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i grabbed this for my next bond power. idk if it will be useful but she do be dripped

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also broker definitely fits serenity becoming worse

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if she decides to (ch3) ||associate herself with the cult joyous ||

limber fossil
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grandma squad today yipee

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we are (ch2) ||trying to complete a gauntlet and we only have like 2 or 3 rounds left||

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||goblin and raleigh have activated core, goblin's sticking to raleigh||

thorn hinge
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oh btw lancer tomorrow, finally

west phoenix
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i just had lancer and it was great

thorn hinge
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hell yeah

regal comet
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HAPPY HALLOWED EVE TO YOU ALL 🎃

balmy obsidian
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Merry hallowmas to you too

cobalt zealot
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Someone please just kill me I've slept three hours and the caffeine's no longer working

willow needle
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happy halloween :D

balmy obsidian
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Sorry, you have to keep on living. For my entertainment.

clever cloud
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Lancer fun

prime terrace
clever cloud
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(ch3) ||The team did 6 combats in a row without full repair and i didn't even get close to wrecking a single one of them. They managed to scrounge some 11 extra repcaps during the exploration of Terra Solus||

west phoenix
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Skill issue

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I really loved how you played ||bad star|| realizing he was fucked, and then falling in love with Serenity Draculul

shell bison
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HUH

cobalt zealot
shell bison
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SHHH

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don't worry about it

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c:

shell bison
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I actually have the hair and the jacket on at work. We are Johnny maxing

cerulean valve
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something something, get away, another way...

minor orchid
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Built for Bnuy

tame tide
cerulean valve
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I'm built stupid

shell bison
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I'm just built wrong

minor orchid
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I am (not) built

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I am pieces

balmy obsidian
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I am.

willow needle
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I

balmy obsidian
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Robot

willow needle
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(film)

cobalt zealot
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I have to go to Costco after work

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What I want to do

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is not that

clever cloud
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today is my witchy wife's birthday

limber fossil
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happy birthday eleonor's witchy wife

cobalt zealot
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happy birthday to the wife!

minor orchid
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Bruja Esposa Bruja Esposa

safe glade
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Happy Halloween, Calliope; I'm off to search this foggy town for my dead wife

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I'm sure everything will be normal and I won't be attacked by manifestations of my psychosexual guilt

willow needle
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AHAHAHA

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nice drip

dire cloud
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Gay mornyan everyone!

clever cloud
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(ch3) ||Bad Star went basically 1v4 rushing into the SRT and quickly found out what a real pilot looks like. Got his ass beat; his mech ushabti'd out of existence; he got picked up like a gerbil by the monarch who flick its fingers and broke his rib (cuz hitting people with a mech will do that!); Was wailing for hours on the trip back to Furnace City until Serenity patched him up just to shut him and he fell madly in love with his "saviour"||

tame tide
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Oh no 😩

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||A fate worse than death for Serenity||

balmy obsidian
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what has meow done to deserve such punishment

clever cloud
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many things

noble ivy
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Serenity can fix him

clever cloud
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next sessions we're (post ch3) ||Meeting Ratio, Chaac, and spending time with Millstone!|| and generally hanging out with everyone.

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Im making the act of getting reserves much more story-driven

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"You want funds? go sneak into a board meeting and scam some Icebreaker stooges"

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This way we get way more chances for Bond powers and such and such

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
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That's for you to say

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You're the GM, you decide what the cost to power is

minor orchid
tame tide
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-# Pronoun check, what's Serenity pronouns?

clever cloud
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she/her

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my players joke she's the only cis woman in calliope and therefore evil

tame tide
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||Bad star:||

||MY QUEEEEEEEEN||

noble ivy
tame tide
balmy obsidian
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When will the discrimination against cis men end

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
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That was implied?

thorn hinge
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g'mornin' Calliope

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I've got lancer tonight but my throat feels fucked and I've half lost my voice

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It''s a combat sesson at least and I have all day to see how things go

shell bison
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Warm green tea, no sweetners, massage your throat and blow your nose.

thorn hinge
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Tea is helping wonderfully right now and I am terrorizing a box of tissues

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I'm also working from home and told my boss I have no voice so I won't be using it at all if I can help it

west phoenix
tame tide
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God I wish that was me

limber fossil
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idk who you're talking about but i always support hitting men in the head with fire extinguishers

balmy obsidian
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Same, I too wish I could hit people with fire extinguishers

tame tide
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You can just do that

west phoenix
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He kept trying to grab her when he was being treated. For context, he got bodied by the balor, so during treatment she was like "do you want me to get the big man?! I'll get the big man!"

tame tide
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What, you think some words are gonna stop you?

noble ivy
limber fossil
minor orchid
clever cloud
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grab as in "i need to grab your hand to propose"

limber fossil
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oh okay

west phoenix
zinc topaz
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||just wait until steele creates the equivalent of grok and it's based on serenity||

balmy obsidian
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Juli is no longer "the only serenity simp"

limber fossil
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i still support hitting men on the head with fire extinguishers

west phoenix
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Also we took him prisoner but our dumb fucking monarch BROKE HIS RIB

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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Why do you hate me

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My only crime is being born

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
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And loitering

zinc topaz
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good morning calliope btw

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
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No

west phoenix
limber fossil
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then that's a going to Hell

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
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Yes

noble ivy
zinc topaz
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sorrgy

balmy obsidian
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Then again I'm pretty sure everyone here is going to hell

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For various reasons

minor orchid
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accident

clever cloud
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hell must be a fun place

tame tide
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Jerry runs it

noble ivy
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But... we can't go to hell if we're already there...

west phoenix
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Also there was a poor other dude, a hornet, who we called "PIP". Serenity was so far away from the main fight chilling with PIP that i like to imagine they were just having a conversation and he later wanted to tag along

minor orchid
west phoenix
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"Any other hobbies except for this...?"

safe glade
clever cloud
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"You know.. I probably could make it big in the Hellfire League.." -PIP

noble ivy
thorn hinge
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I've always said I'd rather go to hell because from what I hear all my people are gonna be there. If it turns out that Jery runs it, even better

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THE DOOHICKY

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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The voc with the glock

west phoenix
thorn hinge
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I'ma simp for any woman that falls for Calamity tho

balmy obsidian
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Or any woman

west phoenix
clever cloud
west phoenix
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Brother you took like 13 damage by doing nothing and your boosters were destroyed, you ain't makin it

clever cloud
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Im transcribing this into #in-character

west phoenix
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I like how (ch3-4) ||the downtime to fuck over steele is like "refine your insults" as if we didn't do that the whole session||

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||the laser couldn't properly fire and Serenity just went "performance anxiety? It happens"||

clever cloud
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Oh man (post ch3) ||Now we meet with Chaac, Millstone, Ignatius, Ratio, the Golden Hand, and everyone we already know..|| Ch4 may be 6 months away

tame tide
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Ch4 ||Spook 'em boss||

balmy obsidian
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Yes

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Make them supper

west phoenix
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Don't eat Serenity she's chewy

balmy obsidian
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The best candy is always the chewy one anyway

west phoenix
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Does she taste sweet???

balmy obsidian
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How would I know

west phoenix
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And you don't have candy for supper, fool

balmy obsidian
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I could

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Who are you to stop me

west phoenix
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Your mom

balmy obsidian
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Lies

noble ivy
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Leo, listen to your mother

balmy obsidian
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I do

noble ivy
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good, now stop eating gummy worms for supper

balmy obsidian
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No

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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My players are starting chapter 3 this sunday I gotta start preparing

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But Lazy

balmy obsidian
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But that's okay because there are so many ressources it'll be easy to do

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Man I love the Lancer Foundry IGF combo

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Thank you all so very much for enabling me and my bullshit

west phoenix
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Its ok Eleonor didn't read chapter 3 until after we started it and it was peak

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And didn't last 8 months

minor orchid
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time for

zinc topaz
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miku car i just drove past

noble ivy
minor orchid
shell bison
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Sometimes I return to this chat and it just feels like this

noble ivy
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only sometimes?

clever cloud
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i like it when im the rabid animals making incoherent growling sounds

minor orchid
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only?

noble ivy
noble ivy
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someone stop us creature posting

thorn hinge
formal gale
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A wee bit late but happy Halloween gaters!

noble ivy
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A lancer is never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to. joyous

clever cloud
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a lancer skirmishes

fast parrot
minor orchid
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then 1d6+4 bajillion heat

noble ivy
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A lancer does not concern herself with her heat cap

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The Lion seeing the elite pirate striker gunning for its ass:

supple carbon
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installed the CYCLONE IN MECH YIPPE

shadow scaffold
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man

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the avenger is truly a ||Cult type NPC huh||

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it fits ||the cult really well, especially when paired in a battle with a teleporter with telefrag||

west phoenix
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Idk if i can read the full thing but avengers are one of my favorites

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Black air force energy the NPC

shadow scaffold
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funniest guys

normal root
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Avengers my beloved <3

noble ivy
cobalt zealot
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stumbles in
Fuckin'
Hello Calliope
Face plants

tame tide
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rip

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She dead

balmy obsidian
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"Face plants" ? Are you playing PvZ?

tame tide
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:O

balmy obsidian
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Are you... a Zombie?

noble ivy
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-# Stumbles in doing what??!? I mean
Hey Fruit, don't worry most of Calliope's face planted at the moment too

shell bison
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You know what

SURPRISE IGF CHARACTER POSTING

What is your IGF character dressing up for Halloween? c:

tame tide
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PvZ Botany peashooter zombie

balmy obsidian
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Léo is dressing as a witch

noble ivy
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ohhh that's a good question

willow needle
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reverie dresses up as the grim reaper :D

tame tide
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Nothing, (I am not playing IGF as a player)

minor orchid
noble ivy
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Eruca would probably raid every thrift store on Hell's Gate to cobble together an outfit from whatever obscure show Striga had sigdived from a few months back

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(but the silly answer would be giant crab suit)

noble ivy
supple carbon
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probably both

clever cloud
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Roland would dress as an over the top mafia boss. Extremely wide and tall shoulder pads on his striped suit

noble ivy
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Like this?

cobalt zealot
noble ivy
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-# you think Apollo would help Eruca "prank" Cel by painting her Subaltern body look like a bright gundam?

west phoenix
minor orchid
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cucaRAAAAAAAACHAAAAAA

zinc topaz
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imagine being mel blanc. your job is to go into a recording booth and fucking shout insanely loud

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and you get a paycheck for it

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thats the dream

noble ivy
zinc topaz
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sigh

west phoenix
zinc topaz
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some people have it all

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isn't that gabriel ultrakill

west phoenix
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shout out to my mic making me quieter the louder i am so when i scream i sound like i'm falling in a tunnel

fast umbra
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(mission 2 spoilers) we are so, so fucked

west phoenix
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like every session i go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-...."

fast umbra
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i blew my core last combat whyperish

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a Raleigh core would actually lowkey do numbers if i had one

clever cloud
noble ivy
west phoenix
west phoenix
noble ivy
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But it's spoil marked on PC at least...

west phoenix
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i am on PC

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you lie

west phoenix
minor orchid
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Serenity creatura

west phoenix
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the bunny ears and antlers do NOT agree with each other

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she spent hours putting this costume together!

limber fossil
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Grandma squad session over

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Next session, we’re starting

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Ch 2 ||Anti-Capital||

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Also our GM buffed the opfor

west phoenix
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considering the fight thats terrifying lmao

limber fossil
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|| Ultra Ship Rainmaker ||
|| Elite Veteran Cataphract ||
|| Veteran Spacer Archer||
|| Veteran Spacer Sentinel ||
|| Spacer Operator ||
|| Hornet ||
|| Scout ||

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these are all rebake NPCs

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That’s our OPFOR

noble ivy
west phoenix
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i am already devising disgusting strats they can use against you

noble ivy
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Oh... your GM wants you dead dead

limber fossil
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Oh yeah our GM is evil

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All of our combats have been above base budget

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He told us this

west phoenix
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i mean so are ours but we sweep them lmao

shadow scaffold
limber fossil
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Also like

west phoenix
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you'll be fine, i trust grandma squad

shadow scaffold
# west phoenix oh no...

because ||enhanced combat Behemoth works really well for an actual ship with like, different components||

noble ivy
west phoenix
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hot take the game gets harder when you hit LL2

limber fossil
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We have LL2 mechs

west phoenix
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mistakes matter so much more

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with GMS you get 2 of the best mechs and can make a ton of mistakes lmao

limber fossil
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Comp is lanny/goblin/raleigh/gilly/hydra

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Raleigh and goblin spent cores

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Last combat i mean

noble ivy
west phoenix
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saggy martha is decent to level up with, just not as the base

limber fossil
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I also have a saladin core on my lanny

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Which is p funny

west phoenix
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i want to run a saggy martha with emergency repair kit

minor orchid
west phoenix
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free brace and you don't have to stabilize

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also nelson so you can brace while grappling

limber fossil
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We set up a whole GC to just strategise on the upcoming combat

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It’s gonna tear us apart

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Also who wants to hear my unmedicated ass voice a tumblr shitpost

limber fossil
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Because it took all my willpower to not switch to a valley girl accent

dire cloud
noble ivy
noble ivy
limber fossil
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Turning transatlantic from valley girl is almost impressive in its own way

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At least you’re not doing the horrors of

balmy obsidian
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she only needs to add the atlantic part

limber fossil
noble ivy
balmy obsidian
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THE best

thorn hinge
noble ivy
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Trendy twilight/lost boys vampire or full on classic dracula fit?

balmy obsidian
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nosferatu

thorn hinge
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dracula flow Full romantic goth vamp

balmy obsidian
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are there non romantic vamps?

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I've yet to find a vampire people don't want to kiss

noble ivy
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I just remembered that this account exists

shell bison
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PFFFF

noble ivy
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ah fuck. I forgot to post the best one

minor orchid
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Guys

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I finally found it

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Comic dub of "There's GOTTA be a better angle for this." by rattlegeist, all voices by me.

#voiceovermeme #meme #vomeme #vo #mech #mecha #mechaanime #mechanime #mechanimegirl #rattlegeist #comicdubs #robotgirl #yuri #wlw #comicdub #voiceovercomedy #animememe #mangameme #kdinjenzen #kdin #kdinjenzenvo

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noble ivy
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-# ayo that last line

west phoenix
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she's so real for that tho

minor orchid
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The fuckin last line yeah-

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I... I did not search for this

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-# Is YouTube trying to tell me something?

west phoenix
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did you watch the video before you posted it

minor orchid
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I... D-did, why?

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-# What have I missed-

west phoenix
noble ivy
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||https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JaFwwHp01JU?feature=share||
Oh dear lord she dubbed the butch rusty comic

Butch Rusty makes people do wild things.

Comics by @rattlegeist.bsky.social

#voiceovermeme #meme #vomeme #vo #mech #mecha #mechaanime #mechanime #mechanimegirl #rattlegeist #comicdubs #robotgirl #yuri #wlw #comicdub #voiceovercomedy #animememe #mangameme #kdinjenzen #kdin #kdinjenzenvo

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willow needle
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jesus the sounds

zinc topaz
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final shot

willow needle
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yooo

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you look epic

zinc topaz
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the facial hair is irritating as hell

west phoenix
noble ivy
minor orchid
zinc topaz
minor orchid
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You rocking it

willow needle
noble ivy
west phoenix
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obviously rusty

noble ivy
west phoenix
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the lobotimite (fallout nv voice) is clearly lurk

thorn hinge
thorn hinge
minor orchid
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Oh, good haha

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Thought I was the only one

thorn hinge
minor orchid
noble ivy
minor orchid
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I MEAN

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For me it was like: "The heck is doing this in my recommended"

willow needle
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its that time of the day

thorn hinge
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eep well moth friend

thorn hinge
minor orchid
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Usually my feed leans to the other side(?)

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The tittle says it all lmao haha

noble ivy
minor orchid
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God damnit Juli

noble ivy
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goddamn, the full body dropkick

willow needle
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Well I can't really sleep bc halloween here became a night of people throwing super noisy Firecrackers in residential areas videogames

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Sobbing

west phoenix
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its ok hipo is the size of a gerbil

minor orchid
west phoenix
dire cloud
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I think Betty dresses as a Lancaster for Halloween.

west phoenix
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and would leon kennedy roundhouse kick

minor orchid
minor orchid
minor orchid
dire cloud
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It's easier to do when you've got 4 legs.

west phoenix
minor orchid
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How could you

minor orchid
west phoenix
minor orchid
west phoenix
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a lil bug drone jumped at her and she kicked it into a wall

minor orchid
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Valid

noble ivy
minor orchid
supple carbon
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the deer girl invasive species strikes again

noble ivy
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-# ||I will spay and neuter the first person to mention Wolf Girls||

west phoenix
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HRT already did that for me

minor orchid
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mind you

willow needle
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IGF spoilers of an unknown chapter (?)

||by how hipo is narrating it, this is how I imagine feather about her religion||

minor orchid
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pfffff haha

thorn hinge
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lets goooo

minor orchid
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YEEEEE

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FUCKING LANCER

zinc topaz
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hi calliope

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i won :3

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im also up waaaay past my bedtime so this is also goodnight and sleep well calliope <33

west phoenix
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gn the eeper

thorn hinge
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ough

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that was

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a rough one

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the dice cursed the players terribly

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4 rounds in, they're down one PC mech, anothers at 3/2 structure stress. Thre emore are all 4/4 but low on hp and high on heat. All CP have been spent. NPCs have 2 at nearly dead, 4 fresh (including one vet and one elite) and there's a squad running off with the downed PC.

limber fossil
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ch2 ||Anti-Capital. The ship has Argus Armour.||

|| Our Raleigh spent core on Thermopylae. Whoops. ||

|| Our Armor Piercing capabilities are… my thermal rifle, the gilly’s thermal rifle and their main blade, the raleigh’s IKWMH special attack, and, hopefully, the Hydra’s shredder drone. ||

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As a reminder, our GM has buffed this encounter

limber fossil
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There are ||10 activations and 14 structures. Additionally, at least three NPCs have overcharge. Perhaps the ultra does too.||

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i’m still confident in our victory

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But I think we’re gonna see a lot of destroyed mechs.

west phoenix
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thats a lot of activations...

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how many players?

limber fossil
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Four or five

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I think everyone should make it next sesh

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Wait if there are four i think activations decrease by 1

west phoenix
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yeah 2 for an ||ultra||

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but still, 10 activations for 5 players is rough

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thats single player lancer

limber fossil
limber fossil
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It’s very funny

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I’m the “yeah, we’ll always push through” girlie

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And then our raleigh is just doomposting constantly

west phoenix
west phoenix
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its pretty much if we don't sweep the encounter we're going to lose

limber fossil
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Hopeposting vs doomposting

ancient crag
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Gotta hope max

balmy obsidian
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Always hopepost

cobalt zealot
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I'm okay now

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Sleep helped

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Unfortunately the prawns I ate last night were slightly undercooked

balmy obsidian
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Humanity restored

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But were they radioactive?

cobalt zealot
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I live in the uk so no

balmy obsidian
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What a shame

ancient crag
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Thank goodness

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But yeah that’s terrible with the food Fruit

cobalt zealot
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Meh

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It was dicey to begin with

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Halloumi instead today

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Also I'm reading about Sidereal Martial Arts

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And if you'll pardon my french

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What in the fresh gallivanting fuck

ancient crag
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Sidereal?

cobalt zealot
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You can punch someone so hard they turn into a duck while you're in an entirely different area code

ancient crag
cobalt zealot
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You can eat their fucking soul by lunging at them and scaring them so bad it jumps out of their body

ancient crag
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Jesus Christ

cobalt zealot
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You can punch a hole in the fabric of reality that starts leaking a diseased miasma that makes people dance themselves to death while their skin melts like candlewax

#

You can trap someone in a groundhog day loop until they're forced to learn their lesson or they go insane

#

SHADOW CLONE JUTSU BUT WITH MIRRORS

#

Bruh you can just pull someone's reflection out of a fucking mirror or the surface of a lake or even their knife or some shit and it fucking hates them

#

😭

#

What the fuuuuuck

balmy obsidian
#

Hmm

#

I am going to require some help for chapter 3

#

Specifically for (ch3) ||the meeting with Ignatius||
My players are very very opposed to ||the cult|| for obvious reasons and I feel like there's going to be precisely zero dilemma about ||refusing the help|| on account of what can be summarized in a very short ||"you guys tried to blow up an entire station you're just lunatics"|| and the ||"yes I4m sorry it's a nevessary evil and I feel terrible about it"|| is not gonna cut it at all

#

How do I make it so that my players give it more than a grand total of two seconds of thought before saying "fuck this"

upbeat hemlock
balmy obsidian
#

That is a good point but I am also a player currently in act 2 and I fear stumbling upon spoilers

upbeat hemlock
#

Honestly it not always about ||convincing them, narratively, and more about introducing Ignatius. Also, explain that those 4 reserves include temporary use of whole license levels, as that's genuinely a reserve from the core book||

balmy obsidian
#

||It's not really that I want to convince them, I just don't want it to be an afterthought||

#

I'll keep in mind the ||whole license level|| though

dire cloud
cobalt zealot
#

Swear to God Sidereals are just such bullshit

#

They outperform even Solars, the "anything you can do I can do better" class, in their niches

dire cloud
#

Exalted is so stupid /pos

zinc topaz
west phoenix
clever cloud
minor orchid
#

have some fun

clever cloud
#

... to answer the question in the reddit post ...

  • tu: direct object 2nd person singular
  • ti: indirect object 2nd person singular
#

same diff between something like they and them

#

but 2nd person just doesnt vary in modern english

minor orchid
#

Eleonor the important part was lesbiana favorita god damn it

clever cloud
#

I LIKE GRAMMAR

minor orchid
#

sounds like a nice person

#

very strict, doesn't like errors

clever cloud
#

actually way way waaay more flexible than you'd think

cobalt zealot
#

chat why does progesterone make me constantly down bad

clever cloud
#

ovulation simulation

#

next question

cobalt zealot
#

is this the actual reason or is it a funny alliteration joke

balmy obsidian
#

Eleonor never jokes about E

minor orchid
clever cloud
minor orchid
#

funny lines go brr

cobalt zealot
balmy obsidian
#

I have no clue what those lines mean but

#

Ok i have a clue what the lines mean

#

That might have been a lie

clever cloud
#

hormone cycles are mega complicated so.. who knows exactly

cobalt zealot
#

I have a trans friend who wanted to run a hormone regimen that would perfectly replicate a cis woman's cycle

#

and like

clever cloud
#

all i know is that when i was on prog i was basically permanently PMS'ing instead of horn dogging

minor orchid
#

All I see is that progesterone comes late to the party

#

everyone goes up on ovulation

#

and progesterone be like "Nah, lets way a little and have A WHOLE WEEK!"

cobalt zealot
#

she's a medical professional

#

but also

#

girl

#

you don't need that shit

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
#

talking about the trans friend in the previous messages, most likely

west phoenix
#

Its pretty damn annoying

#

If its like how it normally affects me it will pass in a few weeks

shell bison
#

Hello calliope

clever cloud
#

what i have seen is people experimenting with 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off prog cycles

minor orchid
#

Hello bun!

shell bison
#

It's time, potential final combat of act 1 coming up for my Saturday group

minor orchid
#

OH DEAR

minor orchid
#

nOOOOOOOOO

cobalt zealot
balmy obsidian
#

Maybe you are down bad by default

shadow scaffold
#

hmm

#

i imagine the ||laser convex lenses the cult wants to use that's being hidden in the club is being used as the laser lightshow||

clever cloud
#

they reason ||the lenses are even there is because the lightshow prints similar materials all the time so a print job like theirs would fly under the radar||

shadow scaffold
clever cloud
#

hah!

livid mesa
hybrid salmon
#

Hi I don’t know what is going on but yesterday was too much social interaction and I’m kinda proud of it

zinc topaz
shadow scaffold
#

hmmmmmm

#

anyone got a good image for the ||fairyland Bastion?||

noble ivy
hybrid salmon
#

Yeah

#

Game store Blood on the Clocktower people

west phoenix
hybrid salmon
#

Halloween party

noble ivy
hybrid salmon
#

I wore my bat winged jacket

west phoenix
#

Slay bitch

minor orchid
#

LESGOOOO

#

glad you enjoyed

hybrid salmon
#

Was anxiety going in, it worked out

#

Still not 100% sure I remembered to take my meds yesterday ehe

zinc topaz
#

i find that like 99% of the time when im anxious about a gathering it goes away in the first like 5 minutes bc i was anxious about going not about being there

west phoenix
#

Usually my social anxiety makes it worse Draculul

minor orchid
#

I... I just need to talk :c

willow needle
#

for me i just feel the social battery draining until i cant no more Renakii_laugh

limber fossil
#

I used to be like

#

Incredibly socially anxious

#

Then i became hot and suddenly I lost all understanding of dignity

#

Which is, anyway, a made up concept by the patriarchy to stifle expression and freedoms

balmy obsidian
#

Existing near people makes me anxious because my subconscious is screaming at me that I might bother them

thorn hinge
zinc topaz
balmy obsidian
#

"I need to become hot"

  • Hot person
#

idk get a fever or something

shell bison
zinc topaz
balmy obsidian
#

Blunt force trauma

#

Juli please

zinc topaz
#

i still act like im bothering everyone i speak to and that's gotta end somehow

thorn hinge
#

Practice, experience, and time I'm afraid.

willow needle
#

wait, that means one can speak with people and not feel you are a bother? :o

balmy obsidian
#

It is an arcane power I have yet to master

noble ivy
#

-# I'm still getting used to people acknowledging my existence

clever cloud
#

oh my goooood everyone in this fucking chat (partial nudity)

balmy obsidian
#

Listen

#

There is no concrete proof

noble ivy
#

More like Bottom of the food chain

balmy obsidian
#

You cannot prove that I am two people

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

I don't like their sandwiches

clever cloud
#

and honestly the actual top/bottom dichotomy is so specific.. im really surprised people cling to it

shell bison
#

HUH

limber fossil
#

top/bottom is used basically by straight people and/or people who don't have sex

west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

i mean i'd love to publicly just call myself a sub but that usually somehow implies a level of kink, at least in my experience talking to people

limber fossil
#

tbh that is obviously also just one of those little microaggressions that kinda exists in society and can particularly be felt by queer people

#

because everything about our existence is so sexualised in the bigotry of popular culture

#

and the biases a lot of people hold

#

and everything about queerness is seen as deviant and "too" sexual

west phoenix
#

i just wanna snuggle up

#

snugglemaxing

minor orchid
limber fossil
#

like, am I really a "slut," or am i just a queer transfemme brown person who is honest about engaging in sex and romance and flirting and all that business, and liking it_?_

the answer of course is also that I am a slut, but that's not relevant right now

minor orchid
#

why did I get two- nvm

zinc topaz
#

yeah i got into an argument with someone recently about gender as it relates to this exact thing and it just became so clear that to some men there is no conceivable reason you'd want to be a woman other than sexual fantasy

balmy obsidian
#

give me two minutes

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

I'm about to do something stupid

clever cloud
#

"It's unfair that you're assuming im a slut. I deserve recognition for my slutiness"

west phoenix
#

they would never understand 😔

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

Yes. And also go fuck yourself.

limber fossil
#

like, i'm not a slut because i'm transfemme and non-white.
i'm a slut because i'm stealing your girl and she may not be yours any longer.

zinc topaz
#

i should logically be at least a little sluttier but i'm already so terrible at talking to people/engaging in sex that i'd be starting in the negatives

west phoenix
limber fossil
#

😭 holy shit meow

clever cloud
#

based

limber fossil
#

léo this is actually peak

balmy obsidian
#

Thank god I thought I was going to get executed

west phoenix
#

you saved yourself today

#

but tomorrow...

limber fossil
#

tomorrow's only a day away after all

west phoenix
#

i just don't talk to people

thorn hinge
#

okay I was gonna address Leo's question from when I was still asleep about a certain encounter in ch3 but this is far more interesting so my brain wont let me go till I weigh in on the current topic

zinc topaz
west phoenix
#

it would work on me

balmy obsidian
#

Just replace a few words

limber fossil
#

oh believe me you'll find no shortage of domme freaks in the queer cultures that are into that shit

noble ivy
#

Standard Girl-failure rizz

limber fossil
#

you're texting with one right now /j

thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

which one

#

There are so many self proclaimed girl failures here

thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

ada you're like a blob of kinks

limber fossil
noble ivy
west phoenix
#

i don't think you're even a physical entity. sex eidolon

balmy obsidian
#

I did not

thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

Never happened

#

No proof

west phoenix
#

ITS NOT RUDE

thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

ITS NOT AN INSULT

limber fossil
thorn hinge
limber fossil
#

léo is CANCELLED

balmy obsidian
#

I DID NOT SAY THAT

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

leo has been cancelled like 15 times

minor orchid
#

we cancelled leo?!

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

SEE??

west phoenix
#

he's one of the good ones

balmy obsidian
#

IN JULI'S BRAIN

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION

noble ivy
#

MY BRAIN ISN'T IMPORTANT??!?

west phoenix
#

juli don't got one of those

minor orchid
balmy obsidian
#

YOUR BRAIN IS VERY IMPORTANT but it also sees Yuri in an amongus shaped trashcan

limber fossil
#

yk it might just be unmedicated late night brain talking but i kinda wanna write an essay on "you're so pretty when you smile" and its intersection with transness

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

Not a reliable narrator when it comes to testify if I did or if I didn't call my character a girlfailure

limber fossil
#

or at least an article about my experience with that particular thing

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

Naana is in danger

thorn hinge
noble ivy
thorn hinge
#

it's a shy smile

west phoenix
zinc topaz
#

i think the main lesson ive learned about relationships is that i would be much more successful if i just talked to people

west phoenix
#

but this conversation is particularly funny to me for reasons i cannot disclose

minor orchid
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
#

too many girlfailures here

west phoenix
minor orchid
#

Agree

limber fossil
#

i'm gonna go back to my guyfailures

willow needle
# noble ivy

holy shit thats me whenever theres any woman in the vicinity

minor orchid
#

where are our girl-success

#

cuz you all deserve it!

balmy obsidian
#

What guy failures

#

There are only girls here and also me

zinc topaz
limber fossil
west phoenix
minor orchid
noble ivy
# limber fossil does girl(_?????_)-success count

To quote my definition:
*"Girlfailure and guyfailure are two different roles

A girl failure is someone with abysmal confidence but actually skilled

While a guyfailure is someone who tries to act cool but is constantly clowned on by the narrative"*
Source: my deranged brain

thorn hinge
#

Okay so other comments I was gonna make but now the source is buried and I'm not gonna dig that far back:

  • top/bottom aren't straight terms they come from gay male culture originally (but like everything good and cool the straights co-opted it)

  • Top/bottom are not the same as dom/sub. One describes action the other a dynamic. Subtop and bottomdom are a thing.

  • I'm not a bottom, top, sub, nor dom but a secret fifth thing ||all of the above||||(vers/switch)||

thorn hinge
#

Steele is a guygfailure

west phoenix
thorn hinge
#

AND WE'RE BACK ON TOPIC!

limber fossil
#

Steele is a failure

west phoenix
#

steele succeeds at being crushed by my boot

#

thats about it

balmy obsidian
#

dorodaze dot png

willow needle
thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

this conversation is actually vital to igf since igf is a romcom

limber fossil
thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

SPEAKING OF IGF AND ROMCOMS I am committing one of the gravest sin against all lesbians in the system by including (ch1) ||a feather fragment|| that will be doing precisely zero dating and or smooching

limber fossil
#

and, obviously, a furry

#

his fursona wore a fedora

thorn hinge
#

oh fuck

limber fossil
#

he was on the old dnd server

balmy obsidian
#

the fact that he was wearing a fedora is hilarious to me

zinc topaz
#

||i used to think i was a switch as far as dynamics go bc i enjoy topping and bottoming and within the last year i've fallen so absolutely far down into sub-ness i don't think i could dom again if you paid me||

limber fossil
#

it's a memory fucking seared into my brain

balmy obsidian
#

amazing

west phoenix
limber fossil
#

one of my first exposures to the insanity of the internet

thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

this is why therians are based, never met one who wasn't cool

zinc topaz
#

furries are either the coolest people i know or the most fascist racist unstable people i know

balmy obsidian
limber fossil
zinc topaz
#

fascinating how there's been almost no in between

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

I know a transmasc person who is misogynistic i am still flabberghasted

west phoenix
limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

Need to prove I'm not a man, pronto

limber fossil
#

if you see a guy called Kai, run.

balmy obsidian
#

brb buying skirt

west phoenix
thorn hinge
#

trans men really are the men of trans people

zinc topaz
#

léo in the amazon basics free shipping fit??

noble ivy
thorn hinge
#

Skirts are awesome and more boys should wear them

balmy obsidian
#

It is critical to this infiltration mission

west phoenix
#

i am a skirt hater

#

i dress like a tomboy highschool bully

balmy obsidian
#

Thank you Meow you really are the most relatable person here

cobalt zealot
zinc topaz
#

i hate short skirts on me but long ones look cute

limber fossil
cobalt zealot
thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

Cargo shorts and pants are the goat

west phoenix
#

i don't even like jeans

balmy obsidian
#

jeans are stuffy

west phoenix
#

my ass literally can't handle them

balmy obsidian
#

I need to fucking breathe, man

noble ivy
noble ivy
west phoenix
#

🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

willow needle
#

im trapped in wearing yoga pants tbh its some comfy

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

Juli would have made a killing with victorian era ankle pics

west phoenix
#

i like shorts

thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

i used to really pull them off before uuhhh i ballooned

balmy obsidian
#

Juli I know that was you

cobalt zealot
west phoenix
#

thanks babe (juli)

west phoenix
shell bison
#

I have 2 bnuy arts to share now

cobalt zealot
#

You just gotta make it work

west phoenix
#

no i don't

balmy obsidian
#

Bunzi no the lesbians are activated now

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

You're gonna make them feral

cobalt zealot
#

I mean no but my ass looks fucking amazing in jeans

thorn hinge
#

we're already feral

west phoenix
#

i am always feral

cobalt zealot
#

Ambient ferality

west phoenix
#

i am a street cat

balmy obsidian
#

Sorry I meant you're gonna give them rabbies

limber fossil
west phoenix
#

rabbies

balmy obsidian
#

However the fuck that's spelt

#

I hold no respect for the english "language"

cobalt zealot
west phoenix
#

thats just a really funny way to say it

balmy obsidian
#

Oh shoot I got it right then? Great success

west phoenix
#

i HATE needles fr

#

i am catmaxing because fuck i hate the doctor (vet)

zinc topaz
cobalt zealot
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

I am not religious

west phoenix
noble ivy
cobalt zealot
balmy obsidian
#

I know, that's the joke

cobalt zealot
#

Meow didn't get it

west phoenix
#

thats actually good leo

#

i can't believe i didn't get it

balmy obsidian
cobalt zealot
thorn hinge
#

@shell bison help I think we're going insane without the bnuuy pics at least get it over with

balmy obsidian
#

No no don't listen to her

cobalt zealot
#

DEPLOY THE BUN

balmy obsidian
#

She is not going to calm down at all, this is insanity caused by the abundance of women, not the lack

noble ivy
#

GET US BACK ON TRACK WITH UNHINGED BUN POSTING

cobalt zealot
#

Writhing
Gnashing
Screaming
I just wanna see pretty lady

balmy obsidian
#

Fruit

#

You have a mirror

cobalt zealot
#

Awwwwh

west phoenix
#

FUCK YOU L;EO

#

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

cobalt zealot
#

That's nice of you

west phoenix
#

why is leo the french and man version of me

#

i hate him so much

balmy obsidian
#

I am in your brain meat

west phoenix
#

i don't get much of that

cobalt zealot
noble ivy
west phoenix
#

no i think more people should give compliments just not to me

cobalt zealot
west phoenix
#

i am

#

but i feel like my mean is justified

balmy obsidian
#

She's mean to me

cobalt zealot
#

Okay a little mean

#

Justified

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

ice cream... cheems

minor orchid
#

Ice cream good

west phoenix
#

i want ice cream

limber fossil
cobalt zealot
#

w h e r e b n u u y

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
#

And now we have a new topic
what is calliope's favorite ice cream

cobalt zealot
minor orchid
minor orchid
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
thorn hinge
west phoenix
#

i feel like calliope has great psitachio idk why

noble ivy
#

or I guess gelatos since there isn't much milk to make Ice cream with

limber fossil
balmy obsidian
#

I mean

thorn hinge
#

People here haven't gotten to act 3 yet!

balmy obsidian
#

Yes

minor orchid
west phoenix
#

gelato is better

west phoenix
#

i mean that is also true

west phoenix
#

true

limber fossil
#

what's a therian

west phoenix
#

i do not like her

cobalt zealot
west phoenix
#

him?

#

idk what navi even is anymore nor do i care

#

i will be a bigot if i don't like you

west phoenix
shell bison
#

So question, tactical bnuy or vibing bny?

west phoenix
#

"on all levels except physical i am a wolf"

limber fossil
#

what is an otherkin

cobalt zealot
#

TACTICAL

west phoenix
cobalt zealot
#

This sounds cool as fuck

limber fossil
#

i read it as viking bunny

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
#

Is vibing bny joyous bny?

west phoenix
minor orchid
limber fossil
minor orchid
#

vibin' tactically

thorn hinge
balmy obsidian
#

I love recursion, recursion is funny

shell bison
#

Tactical bunny in color c:

minor orchid
#

YEEEEEEEEE

#

TACTIBUN

clever cloud
#

christ, 30 mins of chat and it took me 10 mins to scroll through

west phoenix
minor orchid
#

man the ponytail is SO LONG

cobalt zealot
west phoenix
#

they'd pop otherwise

clever cloud
#

otherkin is when your gender is something other than human

balmy obsidian
clever cloud
#

therian is specifically animal gender

noble ivy
limber fossil
west phoenix
#

tldr i am a cat

clever cloud
#

another common otherkin you may find is tv heads!

balmy obsidian
#

I wish I didn't lose the version where it just says "boobs" and immediately cuts to [IRRATIONAL]

west phoenix
clever cloud
#

yes actually

west phoenix
#

writing this in my notes

willow needle
limber fossil
west phoenix
#

ye

shell bison
#

How'd I know the boobs would be commented on =v=

clever cloud
#

but also uh @/stellatedseraphim here

#

frequent igf poster

west phoenix
#

you chose

balmy obsidian
#

My gender is billy mays infomercials

clever cloud
#

powerful

limber fossil
#

no she's right y'all horny

west phoenix
#

i'm not even being horny about it boob armor is just funny to me

limber fossil
#

can't a girl have tig ol' biddies in peace

balmy obsidian