In Golden Flame

[zinc topaz]

damn. good shit

[tame tide]

Well... Technically pescetarian but that's so infrequent

I'd like to be vegan but... Eg

🥚

[west phoenix]

I don't really eat red meat which i know is not even the same, but i could not give up fish and chicken

[noble ivy]

⁉️

[minor orchid]

EGG?!

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?

[tame tide]

Surely I can't be an egg twice in my life

Could never

[west phoenix]

Egg squared

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/bertholdt-aot-are-we-doing-it-now-right-here-gif-18015718

[zinc topaz]

i rarely eat red meat but yeah fish and eggs and chicken

[west phoenix]

I haven't had eggs in a while but i bake with them a lot

[zinc topaz]

i loooove baking

[west phoenix]

Maybe i should make a juicy omelette once i get a job...

[zinc topaz]

i'm so excited to have my own kitchen

[tame tide]

Yes

[west phoenix]

I can't go back to when i didn't have my own chicken

[tame tide]

I want to have the Calliope spacer salad

I should buy the ingredients one time and just wing it

[west phoenix]

Even living with my polycule i was like get out, mama is busy

[tame tide]

Then I'll post a review

[west phoenix]

Yeah it sounds good AF

[zinc topaz]

enlighten me

what is this

[west phoenix]

Add some nuts in there (i forget if they already are)

Speaking of which i gotta make a late breakfast BRB

[tame tide]

Igf act 1 page... I lost the page...

[clever cloud]

It's a bunch of woke beans and leftists leaves!!

[zinc topaz]

oooh

sweet potatoes are top 3 crops i think

i could eat sweet potatoes with every meal every day and never get sick of them

[tame tide]

I don't think I've cooked with barley

Kale I could fry, sweet potato I could microwave for a bit then shove in the oven, that goes well... For the many seeds they could just be added when done or toasted/fried for a bit... Deffo the peanuts

I'll do it later this week :P

Soybeans, probably could go in with the leaves??? Maybe drained or not idk...

Maybe add it early and boil away the water, let it reduce... But Idk how that'd cook with the leaves

Oh barley could potentially just be cooked, then chuck the soybeans in near the end IG... Or start

I guess I fry the leaves and seeds elsewhere

Sorry just using this Channel as my food theorising

I love cooking

[zinc topaz]

I also love cooking . and baking

one of my friends' birthdays is soon which gives me an excuse to make her tiramisu

[tame tide]

Maybe cutting up the sweet potato and roasting it would be better?

HELL YEAG

I need to bake more

[west phoenix]

i love cooking until i don't

sometimes something comes up and i'm like shit, i don't have time for this today

[tame tide]

Yeah, I love cooking unless I lack energy

But that's just life innit

[west phoenix]

innit 😔

[limber fossil]

Grandma Squad today

And i’m not there 😭

[west phoenix]

i used to make some good ass authentic snickerdoodle cookies from a recipe i stole from a friend

shit is 🤤

[zinc topaz]

please .. share ...

[west phoenix]

maaaaan

i'll see if she's online and not busy

[minor orchid]

Grandma squaaaaad!

Man... just imagine

Mech crotcheting

Mech Baking

[noble ivy]

old lady mech yuri...

[limber fossil]

The only baking we’re doing is sweating our asses off in 1d6+4 overcharged mechs.

Tbh only one of us is actually a grandma

The other two are realtime like

Slightly above middle aged or at middle aged

The other two are like

20 years old

Our HORUS children

[minor orchid]

What if we crashed our mechs in the Hellfire league

while Ipswitch streams?

[noble ivy]

the terminally online grand-children

[minor orchid]

👉 👈

[limber fossil]

Pretty much

Both have voices in their heads

[limber fossil]

Hilariously two of the grandmas did in fact fight in the hellfire league

[minor orchid]

FUCK YEAH!

Did any of them won?

Also unrelated but

[noble ivy]

waow... huge lady rat...

[minor orchid]

and then runt

teeny tiny

[west phoenix]

me and who

[robust plank]

hello calliope!

[noble ivy]

hallo!

[minor orchid]

Fat cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snow-what-gif-15304500

[west phoenix]

ok but you don't gotta rub it in damn

[fast umbra]

Chapter 2 spoilers: ||we're doing Themopylae rn. there are 3 veterans, an elite, and two normal enemies against four of us. oh god. our GM wasn't kidding about getting to go all out||

[west phoenix]

its funny our players are so good that sounds like an average encounter

[timber verge]

🤔 I imagine death isn’t intended in an average IGF game but if it were to happen does the core book address it? I can’t imagine Hells Gate has cloning infrastructure

[noble ivy]

your pilot shows up in a locked closet left 4 dead 2 style

[tame tide]

Death is incredibly rare in lancer... Id honestly just say the TTRPG classic, hand them an empty character sheet

I have opinions on flash cloning as a mechanic and where it's put into the CRB in lancer

[timber verge]

Fair, though some of IGF’s later plot beats sort of assume you’re playing the same pilot from session 1

Fair

I forget what the normal gestation duration of a clone is

[fast umbra]

(he also lowered the duration to 5 rounds)

(god help us)

[timber verge]

O.o

[tame tide]

My personal potentially hot take is that cloning should be in the GM section of the CRB. Putting it where it is puts an unhealthy expectation of what to expect from death in lancer and massively trivialises something that should still be a greater thing. Of a thing that is also morally and ethically dubious with in game law and morals

[tame tide]

Huh...

[timber verge]

Mhm mhm. Fair

[balmy obsidian]

(ch2) ||The next fight is gonna be fun ||

[fast umbra]

i have powered on the Mjolnir already (we're in LL2 mechs despite being LL1, which is probably why he's being so mean ) so that by the time we get to the objective zone i can fan the hammer on some nerds

[west phoenix]

i am a fan of killing characters

like they are actively in danger all the time, it's just straight up unreasonable that there's no chance they die

[timber verge]

Mhm mhm mhm

Like (spoilers for chapter 4 of IGF) ||the scene where you see the sim of the recruitment of the SRT felt really dissonant for my pilot because I joined my IGF campaign during chapter 3 so he wasn’t there lol, and I imagine if you did that for a new pilot post death it would be a similar feeling, but like shrug that’s one scene lmao||

[dire cloud]

||It was extra funny for us because there was only one member of the SRT who was there for chapter 1.||

[timber verge]

LMAOOOOOO

[tame tide]

It's very hard to kill pilots in lancer in general ngl

If you do wreck a mech it's hardly worth it to shoot the pilot unless the pilot is stupid or has a death wish

[shell bison]

Literally pirate cataphract

[tame tide]

Pirates are wack

[timber verge]

True

[shell bison]

prying claws, steal the pilot, now you got a hostage

[tame tide]

OWS final fight I was a support in basically max hp and I had no guns cos they got wrecked so I gave control to my NHP and ejected

[ancient crag]

free Jokey

[west phoenix]

honestly characters dying can be great for the narrative

i always give my GM permission to blast me to kingdom fuck unless it's like, really stupid

[minor orchid]

It's part of the fun!

certainly person loves to do it too, wonder who is

[tame tide]

Any situation it's possible for a PC to die instantly id clear lay on the table

If that's consequences for a roll or in combat

Like, if some MFer does a black thumb rodeo and an ultra pulls out the SCL I'll tell them "btw this will just kill you"... Otherwise death to me would happen the "usual" ways... Failing the down and out roll or the other method I'm stealing from wildsea. "If you would break at max burdens, choose: regular break at 3 burdens downside, or die"

[west phoenix]

why would you not choose the regular break?

[tame tide]

If the player thinks it'd make a better story

You said yourself "i always give my GM permission to blast me to kingdom fuck unless it's like, really stupid"

After saying that are you saying you'd always choose just to break again?

[west phoenix]

i thought you meant for a mechanical reason!!!!

[tame tide]

Wdym

[willow needle]

-# i honestly prefer character death to be for the narrative only, aka, if the player wants the death to be avoidable, or they can return if they die, or they can 100% die, its all okay. Players can be very into building the story of their characters just for a day of bad luck with the dice to completely throw all that effort to the trash.

[dire cloud]

SCL actually won't kill a rodeo pilot.

[tame tide]

I disagree and I'll die on that hill

[dire cloud]

It deals 1 structure damage. That's damage, which is prevented by the shield.

Ironically, if you succeed, you're reduced to 1 HP, which is not prevented.

[tame tide]

Nope, inflicting structure is not damage

[west phoenix]

like... i thought there was a mechanically reason you wouldn't choose the regular break, not narrative

[tame tide]

It's removing structure. Damage is explicitly, kinetic, energy, explosive and burn. Structure damage is none of those

[dire cloud]

Damage is damage.

[west phoenix]

yeah same, the whole point is that it's supposed to be a shock, sad, and painful

otherwise who gives a shit if they die

just because lil timmy made a new OC?

[tame tide]

That was in response to the SCL Vs black thumb rodei

[west phoenix]

ok

too bad

i made up new context and i'm right

[balmy obsidian]

i'm left

[west phoenix]

the woke left?

[balmy obsidian]

yup

went away

[west phoenix]

without saying goodbye?!

[balmy obsidian]

yup

[minor orchid]

The woke was right

[tame tide]

In a game where death is uncommon. I'm happy giving control to the character death to their player unless they're truly and utterly silly

It's up to them if they wish to conclude the chapter of their character on a dead end of a good ending

I can trust my players to do so

[balmy obsidian]

I so far have not lived through a moement where my character dying would make for a more compelling or fun story for me

[tame tide]

And if they get shot by 50 billion mechs individually and choose to live every time then I can just chat at them OC about it

I trust my players

[balmy obsidian]

then again, the games i've played before where not all that narratively involved

[west phoenix]

yeah i think at the end of the day you have to have good players to handle it respectfully but those are in short supply

[willow needle]

like to each their own and their own tables! i dont think its something to disagree or agree, for me i just prefer to respect the wishes of my players, if they dont care if their character die, if they are okay with death but want to return with consequences, or they just dont want to die.... this is about having fun, and make a group story :D

[balmy obsidian]

i am the worst player

[west phoenix]

we know

[tame tide]

We know

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

i think i'm a bad player and GM and then i see how other people do things and i'm like ah could always be worse

[timber verge]

🤝

[tame tide]

But yeah, this is how I handle death... But I hold no jurisdiction over your games

[west phoenix]

i would also run it like that because i know my opinion is the minority

[tame tide]

Damn, is this you saying "Damn, Al's death rules are horrible"

/j

[west phoenix]

no you get it more than most tbh

some people are like "my character will never die ever!!!!!"

[timber verge]

LOL

[west phoenix]

woe, natural causes be upon ye

[balmy obsidian]

hi

[cobalt zealot]

I prefer stories where the characters don't die in the course of the adventure

Does that takes some of the stakes out of it? Sure, but like

[timber verge]

Definitely think it’s just a session 0 “hey how cool are we w character death” question

[cobalt zealot]

There are always other consequences to death

[west phoenix]

i love my blorbo like a child but if the time goes to pink mistify her i say go for it

[timber verge]

I value narrative cohesion and satisfaction above most everything else lol

[cobalt zealot]

In the Exalted campaign we're doing there are so many outcomes that could be negative that aren't death that we've all just kinda agreed that if we'd die we're instead mortally injured.

[tame tide]

I think I have an incredibly disconnect for my characters

"yeah, they could be utterly obliterated"

[timber verge]

For me it absolutely depends on the character lol

[willow needle]

yeah i like when there's always high stakes even if the character never truly dies. in my strahd game 2 characters have already died but they have returned as they accepted a pact with a dark god :D

[cobalt zealot]

Like

[balmy obsidian]

my biggest problem is that, like, i think for a character death to be satisfying it has to happen at "the end"

[cobalt zealot]

Our Solar could very well die

And then come back as an Abyssal

Which would be an enormous problem

[tame tide]

Totally right, but I feel like those are the types of players that if I killed with narrative consequences they'll bitch about it lol... In which case I can schedule them with an appointment to the exit door

[west phoenix]

kill em chapter 1 like ned stark

[west phoenix]

exactly why i don't run it like that!!!!!!

[cobalt zealot]

true and real

i can accept like

[balmy obsidian]

because if it doesn't then either the player leaves the table, which sucks, or they make a new character, and then there's this awkward part where we have to pretend not to know this person and depending on how far we are in the campaign we won't have enough time to get to know them for there to be good stakes

[cobalt zealot]

a self-sacrifice that finishes up the campaign

[west phoenix]

my reaction

it can be good but i think its just overdone

its much more shocking if its just like, mid campaign or something

[tame tide]

This is why I have my players roll a hull check every in game day and if they fail their character dies of dysentry and restarts at LL0

Normalise death

[minor orchid]

Kingdom Come Deliverance moment

wonderful hehe

[tame tide]

Anyway, anyone want to join my IGF game? Just started mission 3 and I have 5/5 spots available

[west phoenix]

kill me my first session

[tame tide]

Will be at LL0

[noble ivy]

goddamit Al just boil your water

[tame tide]

I can kill you in the session 0 if you want?

[west phoenix]

awesome

speedrunning

[tame tide]

Cool, what's your characters name?

[west phoenix]

man who gives a fuck

[minor orchid]

OMW

[safe glade]

Ah, a fellow Traveller player

[west phoenix]

they're dead

[tame tide]

Cool, "man who gives a fuck" dies of dysentry

[west phoenix]

paul blambino

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-mouse-jumping-mouse-hopping-mouse-jerboa-rodent-gif-15941975441675749783

[tame tide]

Wanna go again?

[minor orchid]

there

[west phoenix]

can i roll a d20

[tame tide]

Sure

[west phoenix]

1-19 you die

[minor orchid]

20 you die next year

[west phoenix]

ah so close

[tame tide]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[balmy obsidian]

AL NOOOOOO

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[balmy obsidian]

I shall avenge you...

[tame tide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-heavy-gif-19753303

[west phoenix]

roll a d20

[balmy obsidian]

Meow

Bad girl

[west phoenix]

i know

[balmy obsidian]

I am taking your die away

[minor orchid]

Worst girl

[balmy obsidian]

No, just bad

[west phoenix]

vile creature

[balmy obsidian]

the beast is demonic in nature

[west phoenix]

up to no good

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ears-cat-eyes-cat-hiding-hiding-cat-gif-13766270261157565025

[west phoenix]

anyways i'm going to TPK my party next week

[balmy obsidian]

are you finally killnig roland

[minor orchid]

LESGOOOO TBK

I mean tpk

tbktpk

[west phoenix]

he dies every session

[balmy obsidian]

good

[minor orchid]

he dies of lack of bitches

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/hades-disney-sudden-death-game-gif-8319647

[balmy obsidian]

skill issue, i would never die from so little

[west phoenix]

i had an ultra named that before i ran wallflower lmao

[tame tide]

Sick, are you gonna have them roll an engineering check at the end of each round and if they fail they die of dysentry?

[minor orchid]

LMAAAAAAAAO

wonderful

[west phoenix]

no, (wf ch3) ||the weapon|| blasts them all into a billion pieces

[tame tide]

||Honestly, same thing||

[west phoenix]

yeah.... surely

[balmy obsidian]

||Ah yes, the weapon. the weapon for the party, the weapon specifically designed to kill the party, the anti-party weapon... that weapon?||

[west phoenix]

yes

[tame tide]

||How have you tweaked it? Outside of using rebake?||

[west phoenix]

hahaaaaa al do i have something funny for you

[tame tide]

Huh

I remember I made mine ||A commander||

[west phoenix]

thought about it but rebake has some fun abilities

for ||veteran avenger|| specifically

[zinc topaz]

characters dying is fun unless the story just moves past them and it never becomes relevant again but its like THE EASIEST way to create tension and drama between characters and the game world

[zinc topaz]

same

[tame tide]

||rolled the players for the first time, cos base avengers are silly. Then I had them reappear in hivehome. Then structure rolls dictated [THE WEAPON] to instead uptake the name of [THE ]||

[west phoenix]

i and the party would cry about serenity's death every day

[tame tide]

I wouldn't

I'll point and laugh

[west phoenix]

i'll cry harder

[tame tide]

I'll feel bad

[west phoenix]

i'll weaponize my tears like a pressure washer

[tame tide]

Ow

[zinc topaz]

i had a dead pc become the bbeg's undead right hand woman and it was like 60% of the campaign's goal to avenge her and free her from undeath

so much fun

[west phoenix]

upside to what i'm running i guess

[tame tide]

||If I ran wallflower again I'd probably make them elite vet, potentially elite vet commander or potentially just an ultra||

[west phoenix]

also i want advice al, ||idk if you've seen rebake lurkers but should i run [THE END] as an ultra? lurkers are just so slippery||

[west phoenix]

i like the idea i have going for ||especially since the weapon's character revolves around his crew being cannibalized when they fail :)||

[tame tide]

Revenge is cool until you're going on revenge quest and have to justify why random new teammate who joined shortly after other died is also here

[west phoenix]

serenity's unknown daughter, calam- ah shit wait....

[tame tide]

||Idk I never ran that fight||

||But deffo more than just an elite||

[west phoenix]

obviously lol

thats the wallflower treatment

[tame tide]

Wallflower is crazy for that

[west phoenix]

16 berserker grunts

[tame tide]

||Personalised abilities, renamed, so much flavour text...||

||it's an elite||

||I KILLED 12 ELITES LAST WEEK WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT||

[west phoenix]

i'm doing something blasphemous ||and running both ch4 routes, so i plan on the end showing up for Abaddon||

they took the name too literally

[tame tide]

I have good plans for if I reran wallflower

Long story short I'd basically run no of the combats as written

[west phoenix]

i'm happy with my changes

[west phoenix]

yeah i do not

[tame tide]

Id basically make it a blood money mercenary campaign

[west phoenix]

oh shit

that could work, i see the vision ||i'm considering using the base building aspect for act 2 mycol fields||

[willow needle]

[tame tide]

||Mission 1:
Player choice: venom, protect the engineers, something new and relevant
Mission 2:
As written
Mission 3:
2-3 totally new combats which imply the existence of the machine,
big rest
Investigate the machine to sepulchre
Either 1-2 combats before roadblock. Potentially like a concept I've had for a while of 6 mini combats (I can elaborate on that later)
The run roadblock
Mission 4a
Probs run as written, maybe add 1 or 2 more options
Mission 4b,
Same, maybe add 2 more options before the summit, then potentially replace full rest with partial or add multiple combats post summit
Mission 5
Run as is||

[west phoenix]

i fuck with it

i like the narrative pacing as is but the first half of the module is definitely undercooked content wise

||2 combats for chapter 3 is rough||

[tame tide]

It's silly

[west phoenix]

hipo you didn't see that

[tame tide]

It worked to fit in for a uni society within an academic year

[west phoenix]

i added more :) its been going well so far and the party is conflicted AF

[tame tide]

But like, it could have also been longer

[west phoenix]

shout out to the dude who ran it in like, 8 sessions

[willow needle]

i need to hear about it :(

[west phoenix]

now that you've read the book i can tell you lol

[tame tide]

I think I did it in... 12 or 18?

I forgor

[west phoenix]

i'm at 24 for late chapter 3.... i added a lot of narrative beats

and from here on its gonna take a while...

[minor orchid]

I did not see

[west phoenix]

actually i think i'm at 25-26 because for some i didn't add a new session note in obsidian

[timber verge]

God I have no idea how long our igf game went for

[west phoenix]

ours has been going for a year+ and we're just about to finish chapter 3 lol

meanwhile i watch groups starting like 5 months ago in chapter 5 and i'm like man... y'all gotta chill

smell the roses

we also have like, 2-3 hour sessions

[balmy obsidian]

Leviathan themed mech pros : Cool sea serpent look
Leviathan themed mech cons : holy fuck I am struggling so hard to find good parts on retrograde

[west phoenix]

tell me about it

i'm trying to work on a sunzi/lich hybrid

i do not know how to utilize the blinkspace aspect of it

AAYYYOOOO

[balmy obsidian]

naana??

[west phoenix]

idk who that even was

[noble ivy]

the fiend...

[west phoenix]

that was naana????

beast

[balmy obsidian]

I saw a purple name

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

it was naana...

[balmy obsidian]

And I'm fairly sure it was not Al

[west phoenix]

naana you nor i will not see the pearly gates

[timber verge]

aah ours go for like. 6 hours usually lmao

[balmy obsidian]

I'm trying to turn my drawing into a token but fuck me it's a struggle

[willow needle]

what even is the pearly gates

[west phoenix]

idk how y'all do it

3-4 hours is my max

[noble ivy]

holy fuck the Wolpltinger got one hell of a glow up

[west phoenix]

heaven

[willow needle]

thats fine

when i die i will go to lesbianland

[west phoenix]

considering "wiedergänger" but i wanted to keep the 'antlers' wolpertinger has

[balmy obsidian]

Wait, lich??

[timber verge]

oh that's a lot of gender

[west phoenix]

sunzi lich, yes

[clever cloud]

oh shii, i wanna go but my wife wants to go to disney instead 😠

[balmy obsidian]

oh no

[noble ivy]

It gängs wieders?

[west phoenix]

bigot wife

[west phoenix]

the focke wulf. it fockes wulfs

[balmy obsidian]

"i'm interested"

[noble ivy]

Da 'Ulfshagaer

[tame tide]

What happend?

[west phoenix]

fiending robot

[balmy obsidian]

robot making pizza agressively gif

[west phoenix]

naana wants to fuck my mech

[willow needle]

hey i just want to kiss it

[west phoenix]

thats not what was happening

[balmy obsidian]

You have a very weird way to kiss

[regal comet]

I wanted to write some more for Morgana but I will go to sleep now
I will head into the realm of dreams and torment my friends from beyond the veil

[balmy obsidian]

Not judging but abolutely judging actually

[willow needle]

i was about to say something i could get banned for

lmao

[west phoenix]

dm me i need to know

[noble ivy]

*hyper kinetic ban hammer pulls it's air brakes

[west phoenix]

what are you going to do to my mech

[tame tide]

Ah

Ah

Yeah that one

[willow needle]

im innocent i swear

[west phoenix]

i'm having trouble both building my mech kitbashing and gameplay wise

blink charges and didymos are so expensive and warp rifle being 1 SP is annoying 😩

"help me budget my build"

[tame tide]

The type of gif that makes you say

[west phoenix]

me @ most igf characters

[tame tide]

Warp rifle, Roland chamber, OPCAL and nuc cav

Send that fucker 10 tiles away every other turn

Fuck you in particular

[west phoenix]

no see i am roleplaying a healbot GF

because of FA and orator

[tame tide]

Ok so I have a build for that too

Warp rifle, Roland chamber, OPCAL and nuc cav

[west phoenix]

[tame tide]

You can heal so much if you prevent your allies from taking damage in the first place

[west phoenix]

considering how much i've been having to shoot and invade enemies yeah i am considering moving away from FA but that's like, the whole build rn

[noble ivy]

waow that's my build

[ancient crag]

You won’t need to heal so much if you armor max!!!

[west phoenix]

its incredibly in character for serenity to support max but idk if it's 'optimal'

[west phoenix]

AP, shredded, burn

[ancient crag]

Counter point: Leviathan Cannon the fool who dares

[west phoenix]

funny enough looking at the lurker rebake the drake is actually one of the best against it

it can just say no to the invisibility and being pulled into the shrouds

rn devouring shard deals AP but that's going to be changed soon

i like to think i have a part in that by just ignoring pulling people into the shroud completely and blasting them with devouring shard lmao

[dire cloud]

They did say "You won't need to heal so much" not "You won't need to heal at all".

[west phoenix]

the opfor consists of snipers, hives, pyros, scourers, and scouts

hell a single scout can just make armor useless

[tame tide]

2 burn

[west phoenix]

HP > armor every time imo, but having both is nice

[ancient crag]

Leviathan Cannon

[west phoenix]

good luck being in range

[ancient crag]

Simply be. If you have enough rounds all obstacles become temporary

[west phoenix]

so is your HP

armor maxing? no brother you are burn maxing

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-ive-got-a-plan-john-gif-26627734

[west phoenix]

the hive is shooting you and running away

[tame tide]

Armour is cool, unfortunately everything in lancer has a counter. And some of them suck to go against more than others

[ancient crag]

That’s what makes a game fun

[west phoenix]

mhm mhm

[tame tide]

Apart from evasion builds post rebake

In which I cry

[ancient crag]

When there’s a counter to a lot of play styles

[tame tide]

/J

[west phoenix]

yeah but fuck agility maxing

put something in some good stats

[tame tide]

But dodge builds have had me malding since introducing rebakes

[tame tide]

Agility is a good stat in rebakes

[west phoenix]

aaahhhh shit

nvm i hate it

[clever cloud]

we out here agi maxxing

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

i'm removing the rebake

[tame tide]

I hate it

[ancient crag]

Agility maxing is only really counter by smart or reliable weapons

[clever cloud]

6 HP
4 Heat cap
20 Evasion!!!!!!!

[tame tide]

My players don't

[west phoenix]

i can't have these SSC players be rewarded

i hate them

[balmy obsidian]

well actually ssc players invest in anything but agi because they're already fast and evasive

[willow needle]

i lovehate SSC

[tame tide]

Orchis player with 10 edef, 18 evasion and difficulty on interacting with them

[balmy obsidian]

She's an RKF player

[clever cloud]

oh my god what a coincidence!!!

[west phoenix]

you would think so but you forgot they're stupid

[tame tide]

And they grapple and ram me to oblivion so I just have to pretend they're not there for a combat as she kicks my shins and rams the support

[west phoenix]

al what do i do

how do i stop it

[tame tide]

12 deadly scouts

6 CRB operators

[ancient crag]

12 grunts with assault rifle

[tame tide]

Immune to reliable

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[tame tide]

Orchis does that

[ancient crag]

Damn ssc

[clever cloud]

also fuck you
*shoves you 19 spaces away and you're prone and no reactions and 3 damage and

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sent-flying-cat-sent-flying-gif-3754963774673109749

[balmy obsidian]

slap a breacher

the less it hits the more it hits

[ancient crag]

I’m taking that gif

[west phoenix]

the orchis specifically fucking up the annoying enemies last combat was really funny

everyone else was whining while the orchis just slaps the invisible enemies around

[tame tide]

When I was playing OWS I played a rangertail

[west phoenix]

eleonor if i end up running an ultra lurker it is your fault

[clever cloud]

I will simply stop it

wait until i get my Marduk and WW license

[west phoenix]

i also like that you're going to have a marduk but idk what you can do to use it

YOU'RE TAKING WHITE WITCH?

ah shit

nvm

impaired, slowed, immobilized. 16 billion damage

[clever cloud]

2 dmg + bonus 5d6 + prone + impaired + fucked + immobilized + L + ratio

[tame tide]

I had legionnaire shadowcloaked, perma soft cover from good positioning, perma invisible from good positioning and all ranged and tech attacks had difficulty... I also somehow had access to an IPS-N CB so I had +5 hp. I had the highest HP of the party as a pacifist rangertail.

My GM realised how to deal with me

Kill my mates

[noble ivy]

Eleonor's just getting every bitch witch she can get her grubby mitts on

[clever cloud]

counterpoint, retort loop

[west phoenix]

honestly i have some nice counterplay around iceout drones, i almost got to do it last combat but i'm stupid

[west phoenix]

with what heavy mount?

[clever cloud]

yes

[tame tide]

Unfortunately the orchis is good. But it isn't as effective the other teammates with heavy weapons that you can just kill easier. With something like a pesky orchis... They can annoy but they can't kill

They can spend a whole combat locking down one enemy... And honestly, that can be quite a good deal

[clever cloud]

we have a Sherman and an HMG everest, i dont think we're short on damage

[noble ivy]

this one?

[west phoenix]

last session i nearly dragged the iceout into a shroud zone with the lurker so the witch could have used tear down. i was stupid, but if i did it i would have felt great

[clever cloud]

and a BB

[clever cloud]

cant

[west phoenix]

retort isn't a superheavy

[tame tide]

But that Sherman and HMG is atleast killable or vulnerable to control effects

[noble ivy]

ohhh i'm stupid and can't read more than one sentance...

[tame tide]

Unlike an orchis

[west phoenix]

we know

[clever cloud]

anyways, im very excited about reaching T2 and getting our asses whooped

[noble ivy]

[clever cloud]

lancer is a good game

[west phoenix]

honestly at LL2 eleonor has taken the most damage and used the most repairs lmao

[clever cloud]

Im out here drawing aggro*

[west phoenix]

idk why i've focused you, i think you're just there

[clever cloud]

im just always in the center

[tame tide]

I ran one shot/playtest combat last weekend

I think I did like... 1 structure whole combat

[clever cloud]

oooof

[tame tide]

But the PCs did struggle

It was a bizarre combat... The players did NOT take their win on a silver platter it was actually close

[west phoenix]

honestly in my wf game there's no like objective presence with my enemies because they die, but attrition is insane lmao

its the opposite of our igf game

[tame tide]

Take 6 billion structure to deal 6 billion structure

Actually

[west phoenix]

yeah, pretty much

[tame tide]

Yeah in which case you're doing well IMo

[west phoenix]

al they're going to die next combat, even more so if they decide to take the optional one

they have nothing left lmao

[tame tide]

Rip

Love seeing Eleonor implying she's immune to the game then hearing meow going "the teams got nothing"

That's how you counter an orchis

[west phoenix]

its early on tbf

it will get much harder for me lol

[tame tide]

||rebake pyros with the aoe heat on entering||

[west phoenix]

you right you right

[tame tide]

||Most orchis' shouldnt be able to get close for too long||

[west phoenix]

||during Abaddon i could use the lurker to drag her into a pyro lmao||

[tame tide]

||Anything that inflicts hull saves||

[tame tide]

||Lurkers are smart right?||

[west phoenix]

||aaaaah no, but they do have an accuracy when in the zone. it will only be LL3 so it shouldn't be too high right? right???||

[clever cloud]

wf spoilers i assume?

[west phoenix]

and general strats to kill you

[clever cloud]

yaaay

[west phoenix]

honestly i'm not too worried about it, i'll just kill everyone else

until you do 5d6 damage to me

[clever cloud]

I really like the orchis and i love that im getting my ass beat

because the orchis is so fun to plaaaaay

every turn is a puzzle

[tame tide]

Lancer innit

[west phoenix]

its why i like the sunzi as well

[tame tide]

Ooh that's how you counter an orchis

[west phoenix]

especially FA sunzi

[tame tide]

Their own hubris

[west phoenix]

turn timer?

[tame tide]

No

[west phoenix]

"if you run out of time on your turn you become stunned"

[tame tide]

Have I mentioned when my orchis:
Overcharged -> 1/3 chance to stress -> stressed -> 5% chance to cascade -> cascade

[west phoenix]

deserved

next LL roland gets to roll 2 cascade checks :)

[tame tide]

Wait you're orchis is also an NHP

Gaming

[west phoenix]

he's the worst

funny story: bro has not been cycled for 500 years and is not(?) cascading

(wf) ||the O/K siblings|| are going to be pissed when they find that out

[minor orchid]

Guillermo... por favor... termina el turno

[noble ivy]

If Roland ended up in calliope, would he fail the vibe check and get chased down by Horizon for his own safety?

[west phoenix]

if roland was in calliope he would be dead

we've discussed this

the only reason they haven't beat his ass in wf is because they really need him

bro is a diet steele/ignatius hybrid

[tame tide]

||patience: panicking after B1s cascade signal has been getting to them. When they have been cycled and nothing has changed. And is worried and desperate||

||Roland: "skill issue"||

[west phoenix]

literally happened

i'm not kidding

(wf) ||roland was already infected with the cynosure so when B1's cynosure emp went off (long story) roland was like... huh, that was inconvenient while patience, opportunity, and a player's NHP are all going like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"||

eleonor can read my message :)

[minor orchid]

damn I can't

[west phoenix]

nope

idk if naana is gonna use my ch3 rework

so it could be very big spoilers

[minor orchid]

Chat I am just another flower in the wall

[willow needle]

maybe :o you havent told me about it

[willow needle]

oui

[minor orchid]

You just want to be mean to the gecko girl :c

[noble ivy]

that's only because you're mean to her moff girl

[willow needle]

actually im being very good with her :o

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-violence-the-cycle-of-violence-cat-bite-gif-11496295835046995

[willow needle]

most of the pain inflicted to her has been your own doing

[minor orchid]

SHE HAS A LESBIAB

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[willow needle]

i only have to write over that pain...

[west phoenix]

lesbiab heals all wounds

[willow needle]

but u keep scaring me :c

[west phoenix]

(wf) speaking of which i've spread the virus beyond universes

i'm gonna make an emote when they meet this goober

[willow needle]

YES OMG

I LOVE IT

it will be so long until my guys meet that character but.

[west phoenix]

roland almost saw them but chickened out so now i have to hold all of the memes back

[balmy obsidian]

Yesssss good

All must be joyous

[clever cloud]

im loving WF

roland is a bastard man

5% chance he makes it out of Act 2 alive

[balmy obsidian]

Are his parents not married

[clever cloud]

30% for act 1

[west phoenix]

30?!

[clever cloud]

I think it's closer to 100-150

[clever cloud]

Look, im genuinely amazed he's made it this far

[tame tide]

That makes more sense

[west phoenix]

i'm just going off of what you said

i can just kill him

it seems you want that

[clever cloud]

NO PLEASE

I need him to be the only bastard alive in the end, for no discernable reason

plot armor roland

[tame tide]

Wf act 3 spoilers ||Roland wins the forever war||

[noble ivy]

-# "NOO, DON'T KILL ME" *cartoon splat noise

[clever cloud]

maaaan the act 3 spoiler reply

[tame tide]

wf act 3 still ||Roland 5||

[west phoenix]

honestly at this rate....

wf act 2 ||roland is the boyfailure version of mendicant two||

||he uses his religious ties to manipulate people except unlike mendicant, he's really bad at it||

eleonor i am so excited for you to meet this character

its going to be so funny

[clever cloud]

what the fuck did i sign up for, im so excited

[west phoenix]

i'm glad you like it. i keep going between "we're so over i suck at this" to "we're so back i'm the goat"

[tame tide]

||[closing?]

[there is no “close” to war. the fighting ends, and for generations war’s children suffer its gifts. the land never heals. we’ve been at it so long we think the pause to reload is peacetime]||

||Roland: "nah, I'd win"||

[clever cloud]

(wf, ch3) ||With the B1 emp, Roland was like "oh shit oh fuck turn it off!!.... welp.. well shit i guess we're gonna get fucked for a while. sigh. Alright everyone, pack up, it's gonna be a loooong week.||

[west phoenix]

that was the whole party's reaction except skali xD

[clever cloud]

like a construction foreman seeing the new guy drill a water main

[west phoenix]

but i guess kirin wasn't there (typical)

[clever cloud]

||Look, if you're gonna kill me, could you do it quickly? I have dinner plans and this is really inconvenient.||

[west phoenix]

bro doesn't eat

[clever cloud]

yea but i had plans

[tame tide]

||Roland is going to die before act 1 finishes or outlive everyone else by act 3 and no in between||

[west phoenix]

eleonor can read that lmfao

thats hilarious

[clever cloud]

i already have 1 burden and 4/8 Stress

[tame tide]

You have 3 for a reason

Use them

[west phoenix]

she asked for me to give him a burden

he didn't even apply

[tame tide]

Aura

[clever cloud]

i was already 7/8 just before downtime and some narrative stuff happened that made a lot of sense!!

[tame tide]

You too, can stare god in the eyes and say "break my ribs rq"

And then god does it

That's what asking for a burden is

I can't wait for my newest character to get her first burde

[clever cloud]

Vergil will be not be Burdened!

[tame tide]

My first burden was going deaf after detonating an explosive in a submarine

[west phoenix]

what about the broken nose i'm gonna give him?

[clever cloud]

He's too cool and powerful to have flaws or make mistakes

[west phoenix]

between roland and vergil i'm also bullying eleonor in game too

they are so annoying /pos

[clever cloud]

somehow ive typecasted myself into the party asshole

[west phoenix]

its really funny because talma was a sweetheart

[clever cloud]

john lancer is breaking barriers

[tame tide]

I read /pos as "piece of shit" again

[west phoenix]

they are

[clever cloud]

facts

the pos/pos dichotomy

[supple carbon]

damn

[tame tide]

||"waiter waiter, another elite barricade"||

[supple carbon]

the piece of shit squared dichotomy

[clever cloud]

al u gotta let me know what i can click, if anything

[west phoenix]

we fought one as reinforcements last combat and we dunked on it lmao

you can eleonor

[balmy obsidian]

click it

[tame tide]

This is for your igf game

[balmy obsidian]

it's specifically for you

you pos /pos

[west phoenix]

we gotta label em things are getting confusing

we're talking way more about not igf

[clever cloud]

in igf news, the party completed (ch3) ||Roadblock|| and finally felt a wave of relief having past the biggest hurdles

they're so ready to ||just fucking clown on Bad Star||

[tame tide]

See, my maps aren't that bad they were able to actually win

[west phoenix]

IM SORRRRYYYY THATS NOT WHAT I SAID

[tame tide]

Did I say how my that fight went?

[clever cloud]

I truly believe it's just that my players are pessimistic little shits at the end of the sessions

just from exhaustion

[west phoenix]

the monarch has a core battery so we're going to deal like a gazillion damage

[tame tide]

That's just lancer

[west phoenix]

its usually just bella, i was just annoyed at the... roadblock

[tame tide]

Lancer is just "it's so over it's so over it's so over it's so over it's so over we're so back"

[tame tide]

That just gets exemplified the more players you have

[clever cloud]

this is it, catharsis incoming

[clever cloud]

nah, post it!

[west phoenix]

i stg (ch3) ||if the fucking scout dropped another laser i was gonna lose my mind||

[clever cloud]

IT WAS FUN

[west phoenix]

it was a fucked up choice

[balmy obsidian]

With that said it's time for me to go to bed because i gotta wake up tomorrow

[west phoenix]

and i'm starting to think that was a good thing

[west phoenix]

ok see you in an hour

[balmy obsidian]

Look I know you can't bear to not see me for more than 30 minutes but you'll have to be strong today

[west phoenix]

also oh my god none of my squad ever uses anything

[tame tide]

The players didn't get to ||max enemy attention so I dropped bad star on them alone... I just turned it into a narrative clock of the players hurling insults at him whilst buying time... I had two clocks:

• patience

And

• apocalypse rail charge||

[west phoenix]

the mfers to save magnum ammo until the final resident evil boss and they just have 24 bullets in reserve

[clever cloud]

jen this is the kugel that though everest core power was efficient and only used in once!!!

[west phoenix]

that was in wallflower

[balmy obsidian]

Damn

[clever cloud]

no, this also happened in igf

[west phoenix]

HAHA

WHAT

TWICE???

[clever cloud]

YEAH

[balmy obsidian]

Man if my core power was efficient you better believe i'm doing it every fight turn 2

[west phoenix]

well he's reading this and now he hates you so be ready

[clever cloud]

he better

im an asshole

[west phoenix]

omg same bestie

[balmy obsidian]

You're not just an asshole you're also a lot of different non-asshole body parts

[tame tide]

||my players bought time by throwing out great insults at bad star in turn he'd dig his grave deeper and deeper until he racked his shotgun for the 6th time and went "anyway, any last words?"

"Yes, die"
And then one shot him with a direct apocalypse rail shot||

[clever cloud]

every human is an asshole first!

[balmy obsidian]

we grow out of it

or, well, around it

[clever cloud]

||my players are trying to beat Howl's 43 second record against him||

I fear i wont make it to round 3

[balmy obsidian]

Oh I said that to him when we fought him

[noble ivy]

||didn't you also draw bad star trying to parry the apocalypse rail with a comically large coin?||

[tame tide]

Actually post where meow is in chapter 3 ||all fun and games laughing until the blacksmith mid pick up realised he'd been backstabbed and then dropped all the players back into the steele dome...||

Did I?

[balmy obsidian]

||"with that said, mister bad star, do you think you'll last more than 30 seconds this time?"
"you're dying first"||

[tame tide]

Wait I think I did

[noble ivy]

I remember you talking about this moment in the GM channel

[balmy obsidian]

And then when we ||won the encounter by round 2, the sherman who exploded him went "Aaaand... TIME!"||

[clever cloud]

I already forgot who said it but ||"Do you last longer in bed than in the ring, or..?"||

[west phoenix]

I WAS JUST TYPING THAT ELEONOR LMAO

||"did you last longer in bed with steele or no?" - me||

[noble ivy]

(CH3 spoilers) I found it

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-joy-clapping-bravo-crying-tears-gif-15245324

[tame tide]

Oh shit I did do that lmao

[minor orchid]

god damnit hahaha

[tame tide]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909574961931362365/1351722404879011882/image.png?ex=68fcca57&is=68fb78d7&hm=9ccf63bb7f7085643a04431220e4ef9f0b42946eb587e38d2f813f0ff6edcfd1&||

Accurate recreation of the scene

[tame tide]

God... I love hating ||bad star||

For the post chapter 5 ||hellfire leagues finals downtime. I had one more idea of a competitor... Introducing one shot wonder! A displacer lich. Because it was the finals, when they weren't fighting howl I had them for this round not roll and just narrate for shits and gigs. And for one shot wonder the main punchline was that any damage they took I'd follow with "CRUSHING THE COCKPIT, KILLING THE PILOT INSTANTLY" and I did this like 4 times||

||and I was like... Well, a second player needs to have another round in the leagues... So I need another competitor. So I reintroduced BAD STAR!

BASICALLY he appeared and said "now you have no anti capital ship weapon to Carry the fight, you're screwed" followed by just saying "how do you wanna do this"||

||my player just shot him like once or twice and the fight was done||

||I miss one shot wonder though||

[minor orchid]

||22 seconds, new record||

[noble ivy]

I can't wait for my players [post CH2 spoilers] ||to meet bad star... especially since I'm gonna have him crash the Hellfire league preliminaries||

[opal canyon]

Let’s bully Serenity

[west phoenix]

nothing new

[clever cloud]

let's love and cherish serenity

[west phoenix]

who are you

[balmy obsidian]

Yay

[west phoenix]

how could you hate this face

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[west phoenix]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[balmy obsidian]

Floating head with 1 big tooth flipped

[west phoenix]

she is 80% head

[balmy obsidian]

I

[west phoenix]

the bangs are to save us all from her obnoxiously large forehead

[barren hearth]

Tbh I have trouble keeping track of things from game to game. Doing something once a week isn't a frequency that let's me really absorb the info

Or hell a rule I encounter once every 2 months is going to be lost on me

[clever cloud]

tbh i dont blame you; lancers a convoluted ass game

[barren hearth]

Jenny voice No you hate me

[west phoenix]

i do say that a lot huh...

[clever cloud]

yea you do! and it's never trueee

[west phoenix]

no it is

you're yelling at me you hate me

i tried to move your iceout drone to cook the blackbeard so you hate me

[clever cloud]

update on this crap:

• it's not TrueNAS OS's fault. OpenMediaVault also installs just fine and then green screens after grub menu
• tested on different monitor with different cable, same deal.
• Likely outcome is BIOS bug relating to integrated graphics. Or, OS's are prepackaging versions of amd gpu drivers incompatible with this iGPU

Solutions:

• figure out how to boot into just a shell inside OS. If i can do that, it's a gpu issue and maybe i can configure drivers via shell

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-bark-yap-gif-1854879270727789514

[vast zealot]

on most linux distributions you can switch to just the command line interface with ctrl + alt + f1 (or f2, f3 etc.). If you need the gui again its alt + f7 to switch back

[west phoenix]

Man my bus is late so I'm standing in the freezing cold rain definitely not wearing enough

I've hardly seen it rain this hard here

[clever cloud]

right, but this green screen is immediately after grub menu. I'll check if i can swap to cli like this

[minor orchid]

Agree tho

:3

[west phoenix]

Don't agree with her she's planning something devious

[minor orchid]

Don't worry, if something bad happens to serenity

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-roingus-boing-boing-wtf-gif-22346929

Deploy

[naive mortar]

Extend that cape down and try the reflective pool from the MOI Nimue

[west phoenix]

Oooo good idea

I didn't consider that, bro is teleporting out of the puddle

Need to wait in the pharmacy for 25 minutes aaaaa

[minor orchid]

you can do it

it's just 25 min

[west phoenix]

Nooo they're sending everyone over here

I just did my grocery shopping and then there's like 3 more people back here

[west phoenix]

Yeah but in the grocery store!!!! Its hell here!!!!

[cobalt zealot]

@noble ivy I think that scene went well :)

[noble ivy]

[cobalt zealot]

"What kind of NHP do you think Striga fucked"

[minor orchid]

which one she DIDN't is the question

... and I believe the answer is shelly-

[west phoenix]

They didn't even have what i need so now I'm waiting for another bus in the rain

And have to come back first thing because those are my bipolar meds

[timber verge]

🫂

[clever cloud]

fucking hell

[west phoenix]

i am now home chowing down and warming up

[zinc topaz]

hooray

[west phoenix]

it won't be too bad, i'll pick 'em up before i even feel they're gone

just annoying doing that first thing after jenny's no good very bad day lmao

i knew i should have gone earlier today too, i was waiting for the rain to clear up and battling a lil bit of depression teehee

[dire cloud]

||Sadly, Betty did not do this to him. She already used her core power.||

Also, shepherd_0821 on Twitter.

[cobalt zealot]

Cute!

[west phoenix]

@willow needle lesbian food

[jovial beacon]

Lancer tomorrow

🦅

[minor orchid]

Ketchup is... lesbian food?

[ancient crag]

fellas

we did it

we had a session

ten outta ten

a birb nearly ate a teammate

[shell bison]

LMAO

[noble ivy]

can you guess who nearly got ate?
-# (it was me )

[ancient crag]

-# stop lookin in the fuck ass chamber!!!!!

[noble ivy]

never!

[shell bison]

THE CHAMBER OF CAWING

[noble ivy]

The fuck ass-chamber gave me ||a daughter(???)||

So, I regret nothing

[cobalt zealot]

You are lucky you just got

[zinc topaz]

the what chamber

[ancient crag]

the Fuck ass-chamber

with the fuck ass-creature

[zinc topaz]

the creature does what to you

ok i'll stop

dont spray me look its been a long day alright

update on freyja by the way she's ok she was just scared shitless yesterday lol

[noble ivy]

Long story short: I said "You better not be looking into the fuck ass-chamber!"

[zinc topaz]

which is valid if someone who was roughly 26 times my weight stepped on me while i was asleep it would probably take a day for me to chill out too

[noble ivy]

Then @tight pier made this meme which caused the phrase "Fuck ass" to infect our vocabulary like some memetic virus

[thorn hinge]

h...ho...||homestuck reference||

[noble ivy]

It's... It's a...

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-studio-trigger-marcille-donato-disbelief-gif-6163529742425774907

[ancient crag]

you tramutized the small creature

not again

[zinc topaz]

oh the dunmeshi gif reminds me i think i am going to cosplay laios next summer for sdcc :>

[zinc topaz]

goodnight calliope ... as much as i don't want it to be it's time for eeping

[thorn hinge]

eep well june

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-honk-shoo-mimir-gif-7857509468256706704

[prime terrace]

it's fucking freezing in here

anyway how's chat doing today

[ancient crag]

Doing good

Session was today

[noble ivy]

I’ll write about all the joyous shenanigans we did, tomorrow
Its time to eep for me

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

gn the juli

[west phoenix]

i also eep

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[willow needle]

Lancer today yippie

[limber fossil]

My lanny showed up in the last hour of combat, blew up a bunch of barricade bullshit, and then took 8 damage

[limber fossil]

The goblin has also activated symbiosis

The party has now learnt how good symbiosis is

[balmy obsidian]

I wish it was efficient

[limber fossil]

That seems p nutty

[balmy obsidian]

i've never actually played it but it's a pretty big playstyle shift i'd like it better if it was available more than once per mission

[willow needle]

i am looking

[limber fossil]

i mean that's a case for a lot of core book cores i think

[willow needle]

god this emote is so real

[cobalt zealot]

Cosplay transfem laios

[cobalt zealot]

It is a very efficient coded power tbf

I'd personally give it a wide area code pulse type regular core active

[tame tide]

I just need the chest plate liaos has then I could probably pull off a decent cosplay for him

I have the chain mail and a sword that looks similar enough

[minor orchid]

the birdbrain chamber-

https://tenor.com/view/bird-brain-teto-4lokogangemporer-jamiep-birdbrain-gif-14306545906510942645

also g'morning folks!

[zinc topaz]

good morning!

[cobalt zealot]

Morn!

[tame tide]

Afternoon

[dire cloud]

Gay mornyan everyone!

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/in-golden-flame-siren-lancerrpg-lesbians-gif-4867390936636536091

[hybrid salmon]

bat squeak

[noble ivy]

Good morning calliope!

[noble ivy]

-# isn’t that just falin in armor?

[cobalt zealot]

yeah

[zinc topaz]

knight lady

[clever cloud]

morning

[zinc topaz]

hahaa aww someone made art of her in his outfit

[clever cloud]

Hotel Barkifornia by the Beagles

this is self-explanatory, juli

[tame tide]

Guh

[zinc topaz]

next to her is .. barbarian marcille

[tame tide]

That armour would be sick

[cobalt zealot]

Risqué but no nudity. I present transfem Laios.

[cobalt zealot]

why do u squeak like bat

[clever cloud]

cuz they're a bat?

[balmy obsidian]

Hello calliope I am back from the cinema

[clever cloud]

watching Oppenheimer for the 18th time

[balmy obsidian]

I have never watched Oppenheimer

[minor orchid]

who would have thought a bat would do bat sounds

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-the-ball-major-league-baseball-homerun-shohei-ohtani-los-angeles-dodgers-gif-193387433254309313

[fast umbra]

ayup

the fact that the goblin can just kinda intersperse their turn with mine almost freely slaps hard, i.e. going "get over here" and Puppet Systems-ing an enemy into my weapon range and i can then immediately blast them rather than risking the GM having them fall back

plus, yay, i get good systems and e-def

[hybrid salmon]

yeah i don't know why this is confusing

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-needed-plenty-of-warm-cuddles-worlds-weirdest-bat-appreciation-day-baby-fruit-bat-resting-gif-21162271

[noble ivy]

You don’t question me when I squeak like a Juli?

[cobalt zealot]

oic

[cobalt zealot]

no i just

[hybrid salmon]

they do have a pacifying effect

[noble ivy]

-# My pc finally booted up so now I can post this:

[cobalt zealot]

bat squeaks?

[hybrid salmon]

juli squeaks

[noble ivy]

[cobalt zealot]

i disagree

they activate my prey drive

[hybrid salmon]

well, you do you

[minor orchid]

wh-

PREYDRIVE?!

[noble ivy]

they make you scamper away in fear?
or do you mean predator drive

[cobalt zealot]

no prey drive is what you mean by predator drive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prey_drive

[noble ivy]

oh I see I see

[cobalt zealot]

[minor orchid]

do not the battes

[cobalt zealot]

it means juli squeaks prompt a desire to chase and bite you

[noble ivy]

-# anyways... someone stop me because I'm this (🤏) close to flooding this thread with dunmeshi memes help

[clever cloud]

unrelated, but it's been very funny going from
"I like women, Im straight"
to
"I like men and women, im bi"
to
"I like women, im so fucking gay you would not believe it"

[cobalt zealot]

[balmy obsidian]

Ah I see the lesbian flag is fully raised today

[noble ivy]

going from "maybe dudes are pretty too..."
to this:

[clever cloud]

oop sorry thats just my [redacted]

[balmy obsidian]

[cobalt zealot]

reminded of the raging ladyboner meme

[shell bison]

Woman in armor posting

[noble ivy]

Ladies... its 8:38 in the morning...

[balmy obsidian]

to me it's 17:38

[cobalt zealot]

late enough to be hornyposting

[minor orchid]

The Darkest bnuy

[noble ivy]

oh shit, that's what we're doing now?

[clever cloud]

"it's 4pm"
"no it's 8am"
"no no its 11am"

IT'S TIMEZONE, THE CURRENT TIME IS "TIMEZONE"

[balmy obsidian]

Timezone isn't a time you stupid fox

[shell bison]

ah man, good morning so far

[minor orchid]

Fuck timezone

the right time is

NOW

[shell bison]

got me a little drink and some egg bites

all my session prep is done

lancer later today

[minor orchid]

Lancer indeed today

[noble ivy]

-# Bunzi drank a few eggs, got it

[balmy obsidian]

p r o t e i n

[balmy obsidian]

I got lancer in 1h20 minutes

[hybrid salmon]

get in the mech blorbos

[balmy obsidian]

we're doing an ova apparently i have no idea what's gonna happen

[minor orchid]

you too?!

[noble ivy]

-# doing a what-now??!?

[balmy obsidian]

OVA

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/drifting-mecha-evade-anime-gif-13758176

[balmy obsidian]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_video_animation

[noble ivy]

AN OH-VEE-HUWHAT?

[hybrid salmon]

oh neat

[minor orchid]

they are doing a beach episode Juli

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[minor orchid]

they going to BEASH™

[clever cloud]

haha direct-to-tv lancer

[steady adder]

halloween beash episode

[hybrid salmon]

once a year they bring out a bunch of plastic jack o lanterns to make BEASH spooky

[clever cloud]

im so happy BEASH become fanon

[noble ivy]

"BEASH™ haunted"
"what??!?"
Loads DSAS: "BEASH™ haunted"

[balmy obsidian]

Don't be such a-

[minor orchid]

look it's so good

Plasha es mejor que la realidad, a fin de cuentas

[noble ivy]

It's better than good
it's BEASH™

[zinc topaz]

more women in armor posting is never bad

[clever cloud]

It's Better Than The Real Thing!

[steady adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9peT9K7mc

[clever cloud]

"PLASHA" is giving me the right type of aneurysm

[balmy obsidian]

(ch4) ||But Gray, we already went to the haunted moon ||

[zinc topaz]

and me personally i just like pretty people :> 🩷💛🩵

[balmy obsidian]

(ch4) ||Yes it was an asteroid not a moon but shhh||

[cobalt zealot]

i lean towards girls but men... sometimes...

[minor orchid]

it's either "Plasha" or "Plaia" imo, but there are a lot ways I believe hehe

[cobalt zealot]

they're just...

[cobalt zealot]

[steady adder]

||Yes but what about the second haunted moon ||

[minor orchid]

ME WHEN WONDERFUL CREATURES!

[balmy obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059603134504255528/1388238145602060289/men-speech-bubble.gif

[zinc topaz]

sometimes men are alright but

they gotta be a little girly

[cobalt zealot]

just a lil bit?

[zinc topaz]

i think my type is just androgynous people i love a girly boy and a boyish girl

[tame tide]

[balmy obsidian]

The only criteria is "they have to be able to carry me like a princess"

[noble ivy]

me sprinkling E onto your man like a waitress with your salad: "say when"

[balmy obsidian]

🔇

[zinc topaz]

yeah literally

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-laughing-bisexual-gif-15269239

[tame tide]

Me when people

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/true-get-this-person-a-true-get-this-man-a-true-get-this-man-a-suit-person-gif-17541892201890443774

[zinc topaz]

my type is also people who like me :>

[dire cloud]

Me when androgynous enbies: 🥺 👉 👈
Me when genderfuck enbies: 🥺 👉 👈

[cobalt zealot]

june bi lesbian confirmed?

[balmy obsidian]

I might have a type, I'm not entirely sure what it is

[tame tide]

Mfw I spend 0 energy trying to get a partner and don't get a partner

[balmy obsidian]

It might be Electric

[tame tide]

(shocked Pikachu face)

[noble ivy]

Me seeing everyone reply to my one meme:

[balmy obsidian]

0 is a number

[zinc topaz]

i dont think i have a gender identity nor a sexual orientation but it causes less friction in my day to day life to call myself a bisexual guy even if that's less than accurate

[cobalt zealot]

your gender identity and sexual orientation are playing marco polo and not honouring the rules

[balmy obsidian]

Fuck the rules

[noble ivy]

There are rules??!?